Previous: >>570572925>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>570593031hey
Digitan LOVE
BROWN is BEST
The Kris S umagenda will continue until morale improves (late dec. 2026).
symboli kris sex
I kinda want to have sex with umas
I want to have sex
Hishiama is sexier than Kris S, there I said it
>>570593031https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM0UWrGaeD4
>>570593304is this an NPC uma? I don't remember her
>>570593393...no...
Since Yutaka Take rides Meisho Tabaru so well, why hasn't Gaia Force's owner asked Yutaka Take to help Gaia Force win a G1 race before he retires? Let's be honest, Gaia Force acts more like Gold Ship, than most of Gold Ship's sons, despite the fact Gaia Force's father is actually Kitasan Black, and Yutaka Take definitely knows how to handle horses from the Gold Clan since he rode both Mejiro McQueen and Stay Gold.
Trying to catch newcuties and those still without a clubExcelUma (14/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995one anondacchi a day is a good presentChristmas ain't even in season yet!
Wait, Taiki can read? I thought she was american.
>>570593304I want to have sex with Machan's lewd body
>>570593393Hishiama is in fact pure sex, even as a Kris S fan I have to admit that. I still prefer Kris, but I will not begrudge you for speaking your truth
And... send.
it's fucking cinema
>>570593505Even Admire Terra's owner must be regretting letting Yuga Kawada ride Admire Terra instead of Yutaka Take, so why hasn't Gaia Force's owner felt the same regret with Gaia Force's current jockey Takeshi Yokoyama?
umaxtrainer relationship where the uma umahandles the trainer with no chance of escape locked doors immense uma strength useless human struggle until tiredness sets plaything for uma
>aichan is texting nudes again
>>570593707hate to say it but that's a good dick pic
>>570593772true
>>570593587She's a part of the 15% that can read
>>570593393The Hishiama propaganda is working on me
>titled "supreme emperor of japan">friends are 2 americans, 1 foreigner raised in japan, and 1 poorfag>hates browns and women>only mare he liked to mate with was a brown female, daughter married a brown girlSpecial Week is just your average racist nationalist
Those air grooves sure are groovin'
one day
>>570594012
>>570593863Oh...! Thanks!
>>570593790her face when she sees an unmarried man in his 30s
I train Daiwa Scarlet. However, I always vote Curren Chan as the cutest Tiara horse. There is nothing Scarlet can do to stop me.
>>570594157HE'S RIGHT
>>570594157isn't that like 90% of men at the moment?
Nobody rolled for Mejiro Dober
>>570593937Me too, February 2027 can't come soon enough...
I'd very much like it if Gentildonna sat on me, yes
>>570594157more like 40yo married fat man with 2 children
gwojigwo gwober
??????
>>570594157Yep>>570594310Naw
yum
>>570594310you're thinking of that homewrecker Curren
Hello, I would like a ningen wife please.
>>570594492my penis as the home
that felt quicker than normal
Almond Eye does compensated dating with depressed married men whose wives waste all their money on pachinko
>>570594403get fucked
Umamusume that are confirmed to be interested in their trainer:Mejiro ArdanUmamusume that are confirmed to only be interested in friendship or business relationships with their Umamusume:Still in FriendshipFriends Only YouEveryone Else
>>570594403extra tank diff
>>570594245>>570594423i'm on leave from work for two weeks i better keep my ass inside, or i'm milked!
>>570594469BUHneed meds now
>>570594626imagine being a Loves Only You simp she's getting bred on cooldown by a guy named MAURICE
>>570594606Which uma does compensated dating for the sad lonely single men though
wahhey
>thinking Ai-chan doesn't have standardsmen...
>>570594872no? afer Maurice it was Titleholderand we are talking about uma not the horse
dead thread... EOS SOON
>>570595031>implying older men aren't good standards already?????????
which /uma/ club has the best ERPers?
>>570594403imagine winning
good heavens imagine if kita was orange here
>>570595042you're retarded either way because you're wrong
>>570594874Gold City obviously
>>570594625>>570595270I got so tilted I forgot to clock the race and ruined the run
>>570595263check the erp doc
>>570595263mambo
>>570595318"Dam Loves Only You is currentlypregnant with #Titleholder"
>>570595105older stable men are finethe anons saying some fat bald ojisan with kids though
>>570595263Mambo
>>570594469>>570594693lock in bwo
>>570595461sex
>>570595535>actually obsessing about which irl horses are breeding his oshi instead of playing the gamecuckoldry is a mental illness
>>570595620>the anons saying some fat bald ojisan with kids thoughI mean..............
>>570595340I swear you guys say Gold City every time. If I didn't know better I'd think she's canon wife or some shit.
>>570595620>some fat bald ojisan with kids Where??????
>>570595839LOY is not my oshiand this is about horses not uma
>>570595924I want to learn about Flash's body
>>570595960Calm your tits you skank, you have a torena already
>>570595924What did we learn today?
>>570596037why are westoids like this
Palmer does compensated dating with married rich men who are unhappy with their lazy wives due to her prestigious Mejiro status Gold City does compensated dating with lonely old men because she enjoys listening to their sorrows rather than the money itself Tosen Jordan loves going on dates with foreigners because she finds them exotic and wants to taste their crazier and bigger burgers Espoir City gets passed around by every huge producer and artist and she disguises it as "expanding her network"Helios stays home all night
How often do you think of Super Creek?
>>570596298Only when that one anon posts her or when I use her card
>>570596241And Yanko?
>>570595850the cutest boy
>>570595724LOCKING INgonna get the stats at leastjust need dat s....30% something chance every inspo
>>570596437You say that about every boy
>>570596131Germany seal clubbing...
>>570596298Every Medium/Long CM I think to myself "maybe I'll run Creek for fun" and then never do it
>>570596529It's over...
>>570596298Too often
>>570596336finally an uma everyone is mentally stable about
>>570596364ew
>>570596541
>>570596364considering Jungle Pocket a gyaru is like calling Air Groove one
>>570595620Define stable
>>570596537not me I'm all in on the air groove line
>>570596298Whenever I remember I don't have a fat girlfriend.
>>570596695she is THO
Forever Young eats a lot of dubai chocolate if you know what I mean haha
>>570596586
>>570596695First of all, I never called Pokke a gyaru. Second of all, Gyaru Air Groove is real.
>>570596843my fucking goat on the rightthere might be a dozen of us worldwide
>>570596241>Espoir City>producer>"expanding her network"at least read her career before shitpostingThere is a thing in her career that is almost perfect for a NTR scenario (Her going for BC race without you and instead some other torena that has experience in foreign races)
>>570596959umm thats an uma
>>570596918I forgot Yanko is how japs call Forever Young lol. not a very big fan of her design to be honest, she looks like Seeking the Pearl 2 which is not good
>>570596812I'll rape Aruvu.
>>570596298At least 10 times a day every day
>>570596859She likes pistachios?
>>570596793need a Super Creek or Akebono girlfriend so I can finally stop being underweight
>>570597018I'm not calling her an actual goat it's slang.goat is short for Girl Oi Awanna Thavesexwith
call Curren slut, succubus, homewrecker, or any synonym of whore you can think of and you'll see the consequences
sexpoir sexcty
>>570597000and iirc (you) urge her to do it (Her torena fells like her career is more important, and she should use this opportunity even if he is not going to be there)
>>570597269SLUTSUCCUBUSHOMEWRECKER!*waits in giddy anticipation*
>>570597269Curren is a slut, succubus, homewrecker, and every other synonym of whore.
honestly having an oshi where you're the only one who likes them is probably really comfy
>>570597685No Reason...
>random garbage images no one can read or understandhere, have this instead
is meisho tabaru have good chance to become an umamusume
>>570597685yeah but it sucks to have to commission/draw things yourself if you want cute art
>>570597685bubble gum fellow, no reason, air messiah, jungle pocket, pearl, all the uglies
>>570597685Air Shakir...
>>570597803hey babe...you come here often?
>>570597525>>570597662I thought my C+ in Spanish would be enough but Mr. White I can't even pronounce half this shit!!
>>570597924>2 G1>needed for Croix story100%
I'm gonna go for a walk can I get a "have a good walk"then I will do my borrows....
>>570597924Any horse could be an Uma Musume if Cygames (or fans) wills it
>>570597685Akebonofags...
>>570597942
>>570598030Have a good walk
>>570596859That's why Dubai umas are the best
>>570597685Ryanfag....
first one says:>I take a brown girl home>dad: finally, I was getting worried you never presented us anybody >mom: she's gonna ruin the bloodline
>>570598079I want Kiss of death to be one
>>570598079That's the face Chrono makes before raping me
>>570597685believebro...
>>570598154it's dangerous for a girl like you to be out at night all alone...i'll be your knight in shining armor baby
>>570598329Believe is cute thoand also has canon Bane posting
>>570593812TORENA PLEASE MARK ME WITH YOUR SWEATY COCK PISS ON ME FUCK MY THROAT MATING PRESS ME AND CONCEIVE THE NEXT MEJIRO
>>570597685If you really thought this, you would not be posting here.
I wonder if the Akebonobro is here today
Last chance to get summoned as her tsukaima, /uma/.
>>570598239haha sorry forgot to quote >>570597963
>>570598457mcqueen, eat a snickers
>>570598457faggot
wife
>>570597685true
>>570597685daring heart gwo...
Believe is just blue Taishin and Taishin is already shit
am i even going to be alive when current bucket cums to global
>didn't get med S so whatev-motherfucker
>>570598732sex
>>570597685Ardanfag...
>>570598674dont shay that........
ok but for real why would anyone like no reason? she has no notable wins or unique character traits
stop replying to me it wasn't that interesting
McQueen is getting roasted https://x.com/milgauss0213/status/2065997682804670600
>>570598674BASED and true
>>570598887Hey I like Ardan, I gooned to her a few days ago
>>570598980shes really cute when drawn in chibi
>>570594157Yeah, me.
Anal sex takes a lot of preparation to do cleanly, you know
>>570598980you could say there's no reason to like her...
>>570599067Good trainer
>apply for an Amazon Whole Foods credit card because fuck it, why not when I'm middle-class at this point>your FICO score has decreased by 40 pointsGenuinely what the fuck? Not that I care but I have stayed at 830 since like forever and I just dipped below 800 for what I can only think is applying for the Amazon card.Uma Musume, I want to impregnate King Halo.
>>570597685sounds of earth bro...
the nonny who pretended to be umas on discord for me deleted his account...
>>570599270New credit history = bad credit history, lowers your average credit age
>>570599145Anal sex is fucking ass
>>570599165>>570599270>Amazon Credit CardCringe as fuck as it is>Amazon WHOLE FOOD credit cardWhat the fuck?
>>570598980No Reason!
>>570598887There's at least four of us.I'll certainly never forget how she took all of my carats and semen when her banner dropped
>>570597685okay umama
>>570597685This couldn't be us Mayabros because our oshi is the most popular itt
>>570598887Dumb joke desu, Ardan is very popular.
I have literally never seen in-game screenshots of no reasononly fanartI'm not convinced she's really in the game
>>570597685I'm the only one who likes Gold City and everyone else is pretending
>>570597685north flight sis...
>>570599454>>570599619cmon bwos I know that youre supposed to play along, it was a joke...
>>570599768I am sorry Bamboo Memorybro...
>>570599506No one likes Maya
>>570598980I like her armor but it looks really uncomfortable to run with
STOP REPLYING TO ME AND NAMING RANDOM UMAS YOU DONT EVEN MEAN IT
>>570597685Rarely see people talk about Hokko.
>>570599506nobody outside of this thread likes mayachiif you mention her anywhere else they will call you an epstein diddy blud
>>570599768Look, now she's a mess and it's all your fault!
if your uma isn't at least top 50 then she's a literally who
Gentlemen, a second 7-1 has hit the WC
WOW I LOVE PREPARED TO PASS THANK YOU SO MUCH FAG MOTION WOW!!!!
>>570600020i like her tits
>>570599163I'm gonna do it
>>570600053if that is the cross i need to carry for maya so be it
>>570600078jarvis, weigh these rankings based on release date
>>570599818that's like 90% of shoubufuku
>>570600097Don't even joke about that...
>>570598239>>570598505Thanks bwo
>>570600097
>>570600020she was mega popular when she came out but nowadays you only see her when Hokkaido is mentioned
>>570600053A yuritard content creator on tiktok tried to ratio me because of my maya pfpit didn't work oc
MONSTER IN THE SHADOWS.
>>570600105it's not even good in this track qwo
are there any must pull uma as a pacer this year?
>>570600097I always found it funny that if you Google "7 1" all the results will be about that matchnot that many numbers have such staying powerit was already over 10 years ago, will it be the same in another 10? 20? 100?
>>570600421yes it is, it procs perfectly for speed carryover
No one likes Win Variation and she seethes about it every night before going to sleep
>>570600053i have a maya rubber strap on my bag...
>>570600020fat ass dirter
>>570600467I... I hope not... :(
>>570600520cute
>>570600505Her Torena gives her pity fucks sometimes
>>570600078Inaribros...
>>570600467>>570600467>funnyYou're laughing. 200 million people got PTSD and you're laughing.
>>570600505dont shay that...
>>570597685
>>570600078>poll that includes India and SEA if anything you should feel bad your waifu is in the top 50
>>570600662FAKE LIST
>>570600704>b*aziliansThey deserve it.
>>570597685Thin Mirakobro...
>No Reason>Win Variation>North Flightliterally who tf are these uma
>>570600830Don't say that...
i like no reason because samurai larp is cool
slow comfy jiggie will play off and onhttps://jiggie.fun/YbMrag
>>570600429Brian alt for long, Autumn Tama, Rickey can be used as a pace chaser, Seeking The Pearl too
>>570600860JP packfiller
>>570600830Kingu... I thought you weren't like this...
If you were an uma I would rape you.
>>570600414beeline burst more like bee hive bzzzzz
>>570593497new cryer
>>570600078yeppers (day one npc uma) bros............
>>570600860Win Variation and Loves Only You look so similar that I thought they were the same for a while
>>570600078You will love the baito senshi
>>570598993>Mejiro McQueen's catchphrase is "Pakupaku desuwa~"
>>570601271blindbro..
>>570601271Blindanon...
>>570600938>the worst gaming demographic in the history of online gaming, somehow even dwarfing Chinese and Russian players>a country where if you go you will literally get robbed by little kids while walking on the street>but because Brazil is good at football BRs go around gloating and shit talking about awesome they areThere is no country that deserves a bigger humiliation. All the Eurotards circlejerk to hate England because of a stupid song. Actual non-retarded people hate Brazil.
>>570601271holy blind`
>>570601289>baito senshi/vn/ spy?
>>570601368Out of curiosity, where is your nearest Dentists office?
>>570600523I'm not rolling on Rickey, Hokko will be my dirt uma.
>>570601289why is she trying to put a womb tattoo on me bro I have a dick, small but still a dick
any roooooooooomers
>>570601491???Are you implying I'm Uruguayan because of Suarez?
I need to FUCK my trainee, Matikanefukukitaru!
I'm sure there's a brazilian in my club He never said anything about it, but I know it because of his timezone and he once mentioned he wanted to watch Beginning of a New Era but it wasn't avaliable at his country yetHe is a cool guy
>>570601589>I'm not rolling on Rickeyholy bricked...
fugg the germs are gonna win the whole fucking thing aren't they
>>570601658No, but I will pretend that was what I meant if that is ruder
>>570600860>>Win Variation>literally whot.Orfe
>>570601410I don't post there and I don't read VNs that much. I'm a fraud who hasn't finished subahibi yet.
>>570601271Loves Only You is the straight one and Win Variation is the gay one>>570601368>Brazil is good at football This hasn't been true for like 20 years
how long is this soccer thing going to keep going on weren't you talking about it days ago
>>570600860I remember north flight now because of the cyclops edit
>>570600860>No ReasonUnironically, has one of the best career stories in jp
>>570601589Same bwo. Rickey is a fr*ntnig and Hokko is a paceGOD though she is a way worse version of Nishino sadly
hhhmmmm today I feel like jacking off to Tosen Jordan
>>570601741you may even say....brickey....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywJEWLRbqI
>>570601659lucky fuck
>>570601368That's always the case when a third world country gets internet. Now that I think about it are mmos plagued by indians nowadays?>Brazil is good at footballDid you miss the Morroco cockblocking yesterday?
>>570602170Fucky Comes True!
>>570601952I have literally never seen anyone post screenshots from her careeror from her on the front screenor with her in some event interacting with someone
make love to you trainee
There is no one more disgusting than P*lesTotal P*le Death
When the burnout sets in, I think about when my oshi won cm and that the close race had me cheering.
Is uma the straightest community? we have the largest amount of mature heterosexual men and no cucks.
>>570602289>expecting JPniggers to actually play the game>expecting JPniggers to actually have a good taste>expecting JPniggers to actually enjoy umas instead of spamming stegoshit and mUh ReTarD O
>>570602354did you get her camping
>>570602413>we have the largest amount of mature heterosexual men*licks lips*
jogo bonito has been dead for decades, brazilians are only good at committing crimes nowadays
>>570602170donkey ears
>>570600860Kinda sad that people only remember North Flight when talking about Bakushin
>>570602302reverse team gangbang
>>570602471They're good at killing trannies, I give them that
You may only choose one.
HARO HARO INES FUJIN NANO
>>570594617Now this is Kwaboli propaganda I can actually fall for. All that tough woman shit is so fake.
>>570602474>>570602474don't call her a donkey
>>570602517Shart Blossom and its consequences have been a disaster for umamusume
>>570602474If she's a donkey, then I'm all about that ass.
If MANT has a million fans, then I am one of them.If MANT has ten fans, then I am one of them.If MANT has only one fan, that that fan is me.If MANT has no fans, then I am no longer of this earth.If the world is against MANT, then I am against the world.
>>570602827literally me
>>570602289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRKDzoG0nbM
SUZUJUST
>>570602440chill out dude
>>570602892all 3 No Reason fans gathered in that comment section
>>570600264dozoit seems oguri cap is still peak...
>>570603091Bouncing Flash
>>570603061nigger
>>570601658That's a fallen angel, not an Uma.
>>570602517We'll talk more about her as a standalone character once she's out in global.Maybe.
>>570602892this is none of those three things though
>>570602302Hmm, nyo, she’s racing the Victoria Mile
>>570602289It's a keiba focused story, of course you won't see too much of her
people who think the uma are yuri don't just understand that's how real women interact with each other
>>570603379do you guys think Air Shakur likes to sit in the corner of their room and watch while she argues on reddit about how linux is better than windows?
>>570603207nta but what's up
rooms while I eat286042564863614943514033feel free to join all of them
Hurrah
>>570602741It's not like her career is way better
>>570602709Long ass donkey ears
>>570602289Open wide, anonhttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/jp/character/1096
>>570603091my paizuri slave
Big hat club (missing halloween pearl)
>>570603869No Reason!
There's a German uma poster in /sp/ trying to fuck another German guy.
>>570603869how do i translate this site anyway? google translate dont worky
>>570603869I think you missed the point, and in doing so have proved my point
>>570604265people literally erp in this thread every day, uma posters are just like that
>>570604321Just get DeepL or something>>570604330>waaah I don’t wanna read spoonfeed me even harderDie. Seriously.
>>570604573Who are you quoting?
>>570603869kissing Yaeno Muteki with tongue
>>570604573retardGOD
>>570603562starting now!48636149 has one trainer spot left
>>570603562Will I get my promised sex
>>570603869why is she dressed like a Russian teenager
>>570604423it's the lack of high quality Japanese r18 artwork due to Cygames policywe need somewhere to release this pent up sexual frustration
>>570602685
>>570604265Flashbro...
>>570604774nice try Cygames intern but I am not giving you links to umanko artists I follow
>>570601368You don't play online games anymore, do you? It would make you miss brhuehuehue shenanigans of old.
>>570604265>My danchou is Germandon't tell me...
>>570604870Cyge has gone Don't Ask Don't Tell mode with NSFW art latelyAnything to maintain relevancy in global during MANT decline
>>570600078
>>570604774>need somewhere to release sexual frustrationif you ask nicely they might invite you to the erp discord (as in, every club with a discord is actually just for erp)
>>570604957ssssssssssex
>>570605009So fucking peak...
>>570605009you can't even see the horses with a crowd like that
majiro makween sexu wa
/uma/ - ERP & Soccer
>>570605267The ground is angled so if you stand in the back you can see over the people in front of you
god why couldn't I have been born in Japan ;_;
>>570604957Ace Cutesuragi
>>570601368>bwo thinks Brazil is just Hell de Janeiroholy stereotype, Batman
>>570603535yeah
>>570603535Air Shakur uses umachan, not umaddit.
>>570603562room 1 results
Is Holland strong...? does Japan have a chance? Their best players have failed a 4% failing chance training and are out of the Cup, what the fuck are they going to do now, power of friendship their way out!?
>>570605634
>>570593031No Frills, No Drills, Here comes the Marvelous Sunday Derby!Let's welcome the new week with these races!Returning and Newcomers alike are welcome!!This week's special race: TKRZK KINENPLEASE ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE (1) (ONE) (UNO) (EIN) (一) UMA FOR EACH RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL END IN DISQUALIFICATION AND MOCKING AND SHAMINGThe races will be:Sprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt MileSPRINT 28958371MILE65842648MEDIUM (Takarazuka Kinen)82750037LONG 14341471DIRT MILE26693216First race starts in 30 minutes from now or when all rooms are full, then the next one 5 minutes after I post the results of the last race.
>>570605009can't wait to see 2026 Oaks on this list in the future
>>570603562room 2 results
>>570605909nobody cares about the tiara tour
>>570605905Results from our unbiased and fair deliberation!
>>570603562room 3 resultsthank you for joining!
ButtSweat's recruiting! The cheeks open, what lies in store.B+ club, no quota, just log in regularly and do a career every few days. If you can't for some reason that's fine, just let us know.Chill out and stay safe from the MANT slaughter or get help with facing it head on; we have trainers very capable of helping with the latter. In-game chat being used productively to both whine and learn, amazing.Your oshi will win. We're all going to make it.If interested, reply to this post with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile. (Monthly cut-off for contribution is soon, so best be in a club if not currently.)
>>570605732>>570605928>>570606158BUUUUUUUUUHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>570605851Someone get this insane childhood "friend" out of my house before my wife Symboli Rudolf comes home.
>>570606223Those are not buhi decks.
>>570606339>SQUEEEEEEE
>>570605905marv sunday derby is the only way i track time
>>570606224THAT is MY CF and you're talking about MY wife Luna-chan!
>>570605909>2026 Oaks...
>>570606383Say that again bitch I dare you!
>>570600520Can you post it?
>>570605851don't scare me like this fag
https://x.com/i/status/2066029639328563262>bouquet toss
>>570600053You have to go back.
Cafe sexhttps://files.catbox.moe/zsn0d2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/9ov2iy.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/vovmys.pngPubes althttps://files.catbox.moe/fg8nmf.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/pa3srl.pngEven MORE pubes althttps://files.catbox.moe/p6i5f2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/1jnjp2.png
>pubeshow to tell me you're not white
>>570606570it is this oneim not posting my irl bag gwo
>>570606875
i want deio sdebbu on my face
>>570606998But im 50/50 Nip and KrautJust missing italy over here and we have the axis powers
>>570606875Based
>>570606726He's right tho
>>570607247so not white
>>570607247marry an Italian and your kids will create the 4th reich
>>570606457My favorite underdog, She's getting lots of pizza and icecream later.
If you bush is wrongI don't want to be right
Which umas shave?
>>570607335...Are germans not white?
>>570606158NSM doesn't seem to be working on Pace XOguri. Anyone trying NSM with an End XOguri?
>>570606875>pubesvirile white male taste
>Medium B is enoughCAFE PLEASE I NEED THIS
>>570607549I thought you got all the accel you needed from festive already?
>>570607030>$32Fuark!
>>570607247Just ignore the zoomer, it's easier that way.
>>570607598>>Medium B is enoughnobody says this
go japan
>>570605905
>>570606673>the cutest of uma fan arter is koreantragic...
>>570606420Hey buddy. Make like a Brazilian and get thrown off a bridge. Luna is MY WIFE!
>>570607652Zoomers are the ones who brought back the bush old manMillennials are the fur fascists
>>570607598why is your cafe medium B>pacewhy is your cafe pace
>>570607598yeah it's enough on non shit umas lmao
>>570607598its actually>B is enough if you are a front
>>570607735Zoomers hate fucking tho. Nice try, zoomer.
cafe normalfags be like
>I'm an endfag!>I'm a frontfag!Ok, post your one strategy TT comp
I cannot go a day without masturbating I need help
>>570607834And miss out on the points for running different strategies?
>>570607749BECAUSE I NEED LONG/END SPARKS>not pace YOU WANT HER TO GET BROCKED AS A END???
>>570607834wrong thread and shitter filename kill yourself
>>570607882just stop?
>>570607721Sry bud, I was here before you, training her since day one
>>570607834that's literally a twitter screencap
>>570607882It is easy, you just have to not think about how Machan's thighs are about to rip through her stockings whenever she races.
>>570607789I would fuck if women weren't literally demons wearing human skinI feel this is your guys’ fault
>>570607882I'm forced to not masturbate because my foreskin gets swollen easily.
>>570607834I read on the internet that the current TT meta is frontslop with a spice of pace so it looks about right
>>570608012that's not how it works gwo...
>>570607614That's not the case. NSM Pace XOguri worked really well on Aries CM so I tried the same formula, but the positioning isn't helping at allI'll try an End with non-deadbeat late debuffers, it might work better
>>570607882doesn't sound like you do
>>570607882I want to goon but I'm too lazy to goon
fat FUCK
>>570607721>>570606420>troona
>>570608195Special
>>570607882Is masturbating at least once a day not normal?
>>570600354based
>>570607882I unironically ran out of porn
>>570608089I'm pretty sure thay XOguri already has the accel she needs with her unique and a gamble accel like NSM won't do much especially since you need to run YeppersHer only problem is that she needs 3/4 recoveries for it so she lacks mid race, the SP you used on NSM could have been used for mid race skills instead
>>570608083>rub peener>need to go hard to cum>ends up inflated afterwards
>>570608083Who are you? The foreskin police??
>>570606875why is she such a fatty
>>570608346you need porn?
the worst part about uma musume is knowing even though I have a house and a salaried trade job and savings I'm still double their age so they'd never like me...
>>5706059055 minutes!
>>570605741>Is Holland strong...?They don't really have a good play system (thanks to Koeman), but the players are good enough to play on the counterattack and pass easily
>>570608382That might just be your dick swelling with blood before your climaxIs normal
>>570608382>rub peenerthere are other ways to get the job done you know
>>570608154What happens when your trainee holds a massive grudge?
>>570608515What did she mean by this?
>>570608474fuck youseriously fuck yougirls like thatdumb fucking man you are
>>570607914I WANT AN ANSWER TO THISWHAT EKSE DO YOU WANT ME TO DO????????WHAT!!!!I SINCERELY WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE I AM IN MISERYWHY DID THEY MAKE THIS UMA GODAWFULJUST WHYWHO MAKES THESE DECISIONS
>>570608348How much accel is enough accel anyways? I always assumed the max is 0.4, and Festive is 0.3
>xoguri is the best for next cm>front runners are the best overallwait a second...what if I combined these two and made a front Xoguri, that would mean its 2 times stronger!
>>570608515>my trainee's face as the hashi slowly enters my urethra
>>570608478This is the funniest thing I've seen all week.
>>570608515You're right.I need a Laurelposter, a Diaposter, or a Ardanposter to help me out
>>570608580dober canonically wants to dress her (male) trainer up and put things in his butt
>>570608705Cute Journey
>>570608474Most of the umas in the game are 50+ years old. The child looking ones are 30+. Maruzensky is 100+. I can't prove it, but just know this is tr
>>570608474they are literally horses. you can just feed them sweet things and scratch their ears and they'll like you.
>>570608767sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
The outcome doesn't always have to be sex you know?
>>570608812this would work on me too btw
>>570608606You know Ends have higher speed right? Being blocked does not happen anymore, fucking yourself over for no reason.
>>570608767imagine the 3p
>>570608898rape
>>570608705
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>570608627>front runners are the best overallI've been doubting this, because every time I'm not playing front runners in a CM and get matched against them, I win. It's only when I use front runners is when they seem unstoppable.
>>570608898Then it's time to rape
>>570608919>Being blocked does not happen anymore
>>570608916yeah but you don't want to be penetrated by an older male who provides for you
>>570608919you forgot your oguri pic
>>570609049Maybe you are just a strong torena
>>570609208if it meant I could quit my job...
>>570609049there's a caveat, if the race is on a track where the strongest strategies require specific positions, all the non-frontrunners are significantly disadvantaged.
>>570609049BUHIIIII
>>570609208why not?
>>570608627People tried and it doesn't work because fronts need a significant lead to winIf a pace XOguri can't always catch up to a V.Bourbon who used angling it's gonna be even worse for an XOguri who activated Miracle from 3rd place>>570608612There's no max accel but with accel ults that activate at a perfect timing you don't need more accelKinda why for Seiun you don't inherit Plancha in mile but Cacao and Kiss for courage
>>570609208wrong
>Balding homosexuals are cruising and trying to erp with twinks (when we're all 30 and older, and also balding)evro hours, never again
>>570605905READY OR NOT WE'RE STARTING NOW!
>>570609424where is the ERP
>>570609424
>>570609424I'm not balding...
>>570609424it's past euro hours bwo
>>570609424>incel rage
>>570609489everyone saysSymboli Kris Sbut no one ever asksHow boli Kris S...
>>570608898Marriage.
>>570609535See this entire chain, you blind bat>>570609208
>>570609618grown ass woman
>>570609609I need Grass to look at my penis like that
>>570609634I think you actually do not know what ERP stands for
sex
>>570609634this didn't arouse me so it doesn't count as ERP
>>570609609Kentucky princess spotted.
>>570609523Curren Chan wins the sprint race!10 minutes before the mile slaughter!
>>570609634eslbwo...
>>570609208This is literally the concept of what a husband is.
>>570609693
>>570609839the only honest race is over, from now on it'll be only frontfags circlejerking
>>570608692this is the type of girl that becomes yandere if you say no
>>570609779who
>>570609779SEX WITH GYARU MOM AND AI-CHANOYAKODON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW>>570609957and ill fuck the yandere out of her zoomer pussy
>>570609997My wife's mom
I think we should disband Uma&Co
>>570609839She hit quite literally everything (except ult)
>>570608898being raped after giving my trainee my trust
>>570609424it's common knowledge that eurofags are actual fags bro
>>570609634that’s just gay bait. Where is the kitaposter so we can show you what erp is
>>570610216>theI thought there were multiple
>>570609942Fun fact turf mile has no angling and is spurt/dueling fest
idk I think you guys are severely overestimating the market value of 30+ year old men. younger women only make a pass at me probably 2 or 3 times a week and I'm out a lot.
Shakur in 4 days!!!
>>570610346Average tracen torena experience
You will never have an uma gf
Bwos it makes me so angry I physically seethe at how unbalanced this fuarking game isWHY IS SUCH BLATANT INCOMPETENCY & POOR GAME DESIGN ALLOWEDWHYYY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYSO MUCH RIDICULOUS SHITETHE FRONT RUNNER AIDSFEST IS INSANEWHY DO THEY HAVE SO MANY ADVANTAGES????WHO ALLOWED THIS TO BESPURT (& DARING STRIKE) ARE ALSO COMPLETELY STUPID LATES ARE JUST COMPLETELY UTTERLY INFERIORZERO REASON TO USE A LATE OVER A END& DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW SHAFTED PACE CHASERS AREIT MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>570610346>younger women ONLY make a pass at me probably 2 or 3 times a week>younger women make passes at me multiple times a week>young woman make a pass at mebitch you DUMB
>>570610554ends are bricked this cm althougheverbait
Good evening
>>570610554this is so two weeks ago
>>570610549but I will have an uma wife
There's no secret regard or benefit to claim 72/72 retards right?The last one is just a Support Point and I'm tired.
>>570610678Good evening
>>570609839Mile! Mile! Mile!Starting now!
>>570610734bwo the extra rainbow shard for clearing the event?
>>570610734>claim 72 retards
>>570610729stfu jp schizo go back
>>570610734cane rewards contain clocks but other than that you should focus on the main event insteadno secret reward
>>570610773Hi!
>>570610734>There's no secret regard or benefit to claim 72/72 retards right?That's right.
>>570609424I'm not balding yet.
>>570610720HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK MY WILLY YOU LITTLE HOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOO ON YOUR KNEES SISSY BOYI'M PUTTING A FOOT IN YOUR ASS>>570610643INSTEAD ITS FRONTS OR XOGURISOOOO MUCH BETTER
>>570610678
who is the best and most knowledgable player in /uma/?
>>570610778Narita Taishin wins the Mile Murder!Medium Size in 10 minutes!
>>570610840
>>570611058me
>>570611058Me
>>570609049Its probably because the enemy front player is not good, since most people follow witgod advice they try triple fronts, then wonder why the tech doesn't work. Add to the pack that global is kinda dookie when it comes to fronties. 3 front is fine IF you can shit out UG umas thus you are confident you'll dominate most lobbies. The very moment you meet 2 SS only front+1 hybrid its over, and it'll only be worse when S.Golshi comes out.
>>570610554>gacha>good game design you may pick 1 and only 1
>>570611027>HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK MY WILLY YOU LITTLE HOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOO>ON YOUR KNEES SISSY BOY>I'M PUTTING A FOOT IN YOUR ASSI'm not little
>>570611250I wear a collar like this
>>570610324Yep yepTime for the Kwab du nord kinen
>>570610565
>>570611290pics please?
I genuinely can't tell if you guys are assholes and trucking me or not but fine I'll do one more f*cking career run and just k*ll Oguri Cap.HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY BTW
>>570611058Probably the person with the most plats
>>570611390give me username hint so I can find you in /uma/cord
>>570611058John Cygames
>>570611476There is no such thing...
>>570611462that's the luckiest person>>570611527right....
>>570611361
kingu lovethat is all
>>570611626
>>570611454Is this about an F Trainer? Since Helios is only interested in woman.
>>570606673
Good night friends!!!
need to pull my trainee's choker
The scent of older women...
>>570611069Giving people their meds(medium).Starting now
>>570611879
>>570611879gn
>>570611626that mosquito?me
>>570610565Sex with Light Hello
>>570611961I just took mine...
>>570611947dober...
>>570611748i adore this artist so much>>570611847this is based as well
>>570611961Sweep Tosho wins the medium race!Longslop in 10 minutes
YOU HIT MPB WHY AREN'T YOU PASSING PEOPLE AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I made a pinsa and it was really yummywould feel Ogurin
>>570612224I read that as Lossless image
>>570612081
Got the entire CinGray set.Maybe the blurays next, it's a really nice edition.
*makes you waste a clock on haruten*
>>570612358
uh bros i thought you said it's all frontslopbut front didn't win any so far
I bought 50 Mambo star pieces for 6000 club points. Probably a bad idea since I'm going to pull for summer Desuwa soon, but the fact I didn't get her and got Kita with the free gibs during her banner bothers me.Anyway how much better is summer McQueen compared to her normal variant?
>>570612172me too, this artist makes them really cute
>>570612594hag sex
>>570612703It's endcancer propaganda to hide them being the true metaEven fucking Oguris can go End and win harder than frontkeks
Sorry danchou, I'm watching isekai slop instead of doing runs.
>>570612646i want to lick that tongue
>>570612646>>570612358succubus
>>570612989I do both at the same time
>>570612989you will be boiled
>>570612556Asking for it
>>570612989you could at least watch something better....
>>570612556looking cute
>>570612703fronts scale hard with better parents (free)ends scale hard with better cards (not free)remember this when you see front hate
>Sprint CM?Yeah, it's Oguri time>Mile CM?Yep, time for Ogurin>Medium CM?Good ol'Oguri>Long CMCan't go wrong with Ogurin.
>>570612224The Long Race 4 begins now
>>570613092Which slop is better? I study finished my rewatch of Land of Leadale
>>570613168nice try but everyone can see the fronts with a deck full of gacha SSRs in the lobbies here
>>570613168>better parents (free)parents are way, way more expensive than cardscards only cost carats
>>570613168so it's just endwhales seething at frontgawds cause they're too lazy to make good parents?
>>570613185Even dirt! Truly peak, as in Cap.
>>570593505take's not as good at handling the golds as ikezoe
Uma musume is just wish fulfillment isekai for racehorses
>>570613238Ogurin wins the Fukushima long race!The last race, the dirt race, starts in 10 minutes!
Tama-chan please fuck off
>>570613523nyes
>>570612556>>570610520I will impregnate Still while she bites on my neck
well so much for endslop narrative
>>570613530
>>570613082I love that crazy smile
>>570613530evil ends kidnapped my sspe
>>570613082when i sniff sweaty trainer cock stink
>>570610729I love that Christmas outfit
>>570613168I know that's bullshit because every strategy benefits from good parents
>>570613898>t. maya sniffing her hands after sticking them in her trainers pockets
remember when end closers had to rely on inspiration for spurtthose were the days
>>570614106groundwork from parents or hints
>>570613185True.
let's settle this once and for allhttps://poal.me/clgn7https://poal.me/clgn7https://poal.me/clgn7
>>570613523yeah? What did you think it was?
>>570613309Factually wrong
>>570614293I don't understand the question
>muh heckin fabricated tribalism poalshut the fuck up
>poal[-]
*rapes you while you're distracted*
This woman barges into your office and orders all the sperm in your balls to race into her womb immediately. Your body is on fire. What do do?
>>570614401>>570614432so much for the democrats huh (im not amerimutt)
>>570614286Where is the "I don't care" option?
>>570614553Stop, drop, and roll?
>>570613530the last race for the marvelous sunday derby is starting now
>>570614553Yes ma'am
>>570614553[surrender]
>>570614575you WILL care
>>570614378I am asking what did you think Uma Musume was before you thought about: "Uma musume is just wish fulfillment isekai for racehorses"
>>570614553Shoot all my sperm into Win Variation instead.
>>570614553Very well
>>570614745I don't see what that has to do with anything? Are you going to ask about my childhood next?
>>570614553>simply gives an order>my body is suddenly on firei quickly go to the nurses office to get checked out because thats not normal
>>570614553call her tard wrangler so she can be found and sedated
we should unironically get gibs if Japan advances from groups at world cups
haha sixty seven
>>570614652Digitan rushes through the Smart Falcon Wall and wins the dirt mile race this week!Thanks for joining!May your week be fruitful, happy and MARVELOUS!See you next week!
>>570614861nomy next question is: Do you want to pet this InuUma?
>>570614553sorry maam i dont play genshin impact
>>570615060Thanks for hosting sundayman
>>570615060thanks as always, have a marvelous sunday
>>570615060SIX (6) smart falconsrip podium in every race, at least i grabbed a couple of wins
>>570614553Shoot my sperm into her daughter instead.
>>570615060Also! If anyone has the hakuraku thingy, it would be much appreciated!Thanks everyone!!
>>570615184>sundayman
>>570615273>not going for oyakodonngmi
>>570614553How the fuck do those things stay floating above her head?
>>570614553Shoot my sperm into her sister instead.
>>570615273umas in jeans is kinda peak
>>570614401t. endnigger
>>570615060this week was fun, thanks as always
>>570615060Two of the falcos collided, both heavily injured
>>570615430https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qji5x8gBVX4
will pacesloppers and latetards keep complaining when they get every meta card and uma in the future?
>>570615654I will run late even without meta. I love King Halo, Matikanefukukitaru, and Digitan.
have sex with your trainee
>>570615060Not a good week for falcotards huhThanks for hosting as always
>>570615329I do not care for Orfevre so she'll get none of my dick
Have sex as your trainee
Yeah so Spain is winning the WC arent they
>>570615654I will continue to make fun of Frontcucks because their seethe is funny
>>570615858Sorry, but I'm not down for roleplaying.
>>570615915The bathroom? Yeah
>>570615858>come on Toreina, I promise my legs won't shatter in this position
>>570615858Can I be the trainer then?
>>570615725Just run Digi as an end closer
>>570616152No. I want to run lates.
>>570616295>Nah, I'd lose.Why?
>>570616031what do your stamina and girth stats look like?
Why are Taiki's Shuttles so BIG and FAT.
>>570615060>>570615283Sprinthttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=n4JxpgMsl-E7AQPFN-tXvl4XMilehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=a57FKvca10mGkMrEDA6cQznxMediumhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=XNCzhUVrlDJe0a7jEX_CcMz0Longhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=gSurdgrZOcs4cJCfKrCVg8GWDirthttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=k5IAacllvAP_1gQgaKdX4YyA
>>570616592secret hamburger stash
>>570616587Good enough to satisfy a well endowed trainee
>>570614553AAAAAAHHHHHHHH IM ON FIREEEEEEEEEE
>>570616704You're hired
Do you guys bet on Keiba?
>>570616646#LookAtCurren
>>570616903I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
I am ugly fat retarded SEA manlet tiny penis smelly 50 IQ. Which Uma is for me?
>>570593031Man, I wonder how long until we have an actual contender for spring triple crown again. If even a horse as strong as Croix can't do it...
>>570615091Yes, next question
>>570617451you don't pass the trainer test the only uma for you is a donkey from the boonies
>>570617451Vivlos but this is your pov
>>570617039Good girl.
>>570616592BIGFATAMERICANTATS
>>570617451Sirius
>>570616431My favorites are lates, so I want to run late.
>>570617545Fine, I'll do it then.
>spam crosses against a tall team when youre a nation of manletsJapanbros...
>>570617632>>570616679I just dunno how she maintains these on a Japanese diet.
>>570617545just wait until they make the haruten a medium racespring triple crown will become a fraud crown
>>570617451
>>570617451Teio >>570617545If I had to guess I think Lovcen could do it next year if he proves to be a classic triple crown winner
>>570617703I wish they didn't make this character for w*men. Unironically looks pretty cool, but character is completely ruined with the "puppy-chjan" 50 shades of grey relationship she has with the trainer.
Why are there so many spics Umamusume fans?
>>570617758Just like Spe gets a constant shipment of carrots from home, Taiki gets a constant shipment of freshly butchered cows, pigs, and chickens from home.
>>570617863Cingray being shounen
>>570617758lots of barbeques and parties
Is maruzensky the worst horse ever conceived? This bitch is still jobbing shit ass races with all these. It's not even Fuji mode.
>>570615858how does this work?
>>570618028Let me you introduce you to Dober.
>>570618028As a front her unique does nothing on 80% of the races in the game
>>570617856>2000m record holder (Osaka Hai)>sired by World Premiere (tenno sho spring)>won debut under heavy rain (Takarazuka Kinen)He got all the requirements but it'd be funny as hell if he won two triple crowns back to back.
Reminder that this is the average umamusume player
>>570617050i only bet on losing horses
FRONT NIGGER GENOCIDE NYOOOOOOOOOOOOW (confirmed)
>>570618554NEVER
>>570618349maybe he just started the game gwo.
>>570616646always nice looking at these, actually helps me evaluate a lot of skills better
>>570618131>unique does nothing on 80% of the races in the gameAnother shining example of the developers greatnessNiggerssss
>>570618349stop taking screenshots from /umajp/
>>570618554Bow down to your superiors.
>>570618596
>>570618267I really think all he needs is to prove his lineage’s long aptitude passed on in the Kikuka Sho and he’ll be a very strong contender for a double triple crown should nothing go wrong, especially with his versatility in running style
>>570617545I mean, one of the reason he attempted it in the first pace is because Dubai wasn't available as a target, you would need a strong horse that for whatever the reason can't go overseas in the first half of the year>>570617584Is Twin Turbo sexy in this image?
>>570618754I keep reopening this image. It gives me a strong Gosling emotion.
>>570619061Trick question, Twin Turbo is sexy in every image.
Why does she still have the sexiest swimsuit years later?
>>570618785open league is fine too!
>>570619197don't say yes if you can't say no
>>570619246
>Take Yutaka who is usually very humble says he will definitively win this time>people bet on Fraude du Nord anyway
>>570619414nobody imagined he'd strike a deal with Doto (the devil) to make it rain exactly just for the race duration
>>570619354FEET
>>570619414They should have bet on Tabaru the moment it started raining
>>570615305Sundayman pussy syndrome
>>570617545>>570619061the spring triple crown is so difficult because the circumstances in which a horse can even think about challenging it are so fucking baroque.the horse first has to want to go to osaka hai, for some reason. it's a low level medium distance race, so winning it isn't that hard, but strong horses are all overseas at that time.then, they have to not only be capable of winning one of the longest races in the world, but willing to do so less than a month later.then, they have to win the takarazuka kinen. it is the strangest race in japan, where longshots win more often than favorites. winning it constitutes a minor miracle, no matter how strong you are.
>>570619626
>>570619061do you think she wears anything under the bodysuit or...?
>>570615654when that happens in 2-3 years I'll let you know
Why do xitterfags still call Urara "Haru" often and why does noone correct them or shame them like they do with "Agnes"
>>570619062so humble and nice, not like slut curren
>>570619673>the horse first has to want to go to osaka hai,How do we know what the horse wants?
>>570619414This rotten minded old man needs to stop smurfing & retire to the nursing home already
>>570619062Falco...
>>570619784Have you tried asking?
>>570619732I think you should use her full government name actually
>>570619732Name a second Haru.
>>570619784>he doesnt understand his horses feelingsdamn...
>>570619626Shit-tasting faggots will really look at this and go FEET when there is a juicy, sweaty, nice armpit right there.
>>570619732at least with "agnes" it's obviously wrong because there are two of them
I don't know why you'd use someone as ugly as Bakushin as your avatar.
>>570619784>>570619875>>570619893The horse wants what the horse wants.
>>570619868Haru HUSSEIN Urara
>>570619784just listen?
>>570619414Take is a showboating old man. At this point, he's as much an actor as he is a jockey. He never stops talking big, especially when it comes to Tabaru.
>>570619963dont shay that...
>>570619732because nobody there (and apparently here) plays the game. if they did, they'd know that her friends all call her urara. also they'd hear her screaming URARA every goddamn time.
>>570619875When does Urara ever get called Haru only?
>>570619813TICK TOCK
>>570620027i think there are a disturbing amount of people who play the game and just do not pay any attention to the dialogue whatsoever
>>570619963Because Bakushin is beautiful and I'm going to cum inside of her.
>>570619836Sex with Eishin
>>570619963you are gay AND homosexual
>>570620130I've played since release and I've skipped through every single character story so far.In fact I've also only watched season 1 of the anime.
Bakushin is female coded only women like her
>>570620286poserGOD...
>>570620409shut up bait tranny
>>570620409Dunno about you but im a dude and want to fondle her bakushins
https://poal.me/vfe1v6https://poal.me/vfe1v6https://poal.me/vfe1v6
>>570620409I think Kawakami is the same desu
>uma wears shortsFor women>uma wears a skirtFor menI don't make the rules
>>570620286>I've skipped through every single character story so far.Sure, but if you have played through Urara's career at least once you'd hear her referring to herself as Urara, her friends call her Urara, and that she randomly screams "U-rara~!"
If you run VBourbon and SMaru surely you use this title, right anon? It's not like you're just a meta-chaser, right?
>>570620603I absolutely love tummies, but navels themselves are kind of eh.
>>570620603ArmpitGODS rule this general.
>female codedYeah? They're girls?? Umamusume??
>>570620757I only use plat titles also Suzuka gives that title away for free
>retention at 802k>haven't made higher than 810k in weeks>even hitting 800k is rare>actually dipped below retention yesterdaymake it fucking stop aaaaaaa
forgive me fine motion but i must coom
>>570620592Run.Into her arms. Whatever happens, happens.
I'm too lazy to bake
bake lazy niggers
Bread?
>>570621507Cant wait for her to drop
>>570621507Bro really tried to ruin someone's life.
>>570621589>>570621589>>570621589
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>>570620603I shrimply won't vote then because I don't like any of those and I like boobs and paizuri. Shrimple as.
>>570621062>>570620804Nice pits
>>570620603all of these are weirdyou should like a normal thing like collarbones
>>570619673>then, they have to not only be capable of winning one of the longest races in the world, but willing to do so less than a month later.ascot gold cup is longer
