Previous: >>570593031>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>570621589Bakushin is... sexy?
kingu
>>570621589Bakushin doesn't have all that
I love Rice
https://poal.me/ttxqovhttps://poal.me/ttxqovhttps://poal.me/ttxqov
The Sakura semen demons!
wahey
What is the best fruit?https://poal.me/acuen1What is the SECOND best fruit?https://poal.me/f83ne
Digitan LOVE
>poal[-]
Can I run camp Dober in the next CM?
Our clubs highest fan earner said she wants to move to /uma/club next month...
>>570621958If you're insane enough to inherit MPB back into her
>>570621958No. If you try the game will simply crash
Will we ever get another Meisho uma and will it be Tabaru?
>>570622029>she
>>570621903Who the fuck thinks a banana is the best fruit. What is wrong with you sub-humans?
>>570621958>CanYou can run any uma you want, bwo. Whether they win or not depends on if you can give them the kit needed to do so.
>>570622265>has
>>570622329don't be rude to hayahide like that
>[-][-]
[-] [-]haha boobs
>>570622329Cucumbers don't feel as good so I had to go with banana
>>570622203Meisho Samson and Meisho Mambo first, among many others.
cygay release the tail brush and molest feature right now
>>570621903>What is the best fruit?It's not even an option in the poll
>>570621589Bakushin...is cool??
Trying to catch newcuties and those still without a clubExcelUma (14/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
>>570622380>no
>>570622492those inverted nipples...
>>570622492i love inverted nipples
>>570622548>Meisho SamsonAdress him
>>570622567?
>>570622548Meisho Samson is kinda Pui locked
Where's my good girl trainee that I can pound and pull on her tail?
>>570622492Suzuka...
I don't care much if Kaneko's horses never get added, but I care that we'll never get to see Daiwa Major because Kaneko's horses won't get added
>>570622593>cool>sexy>cute>stupidIs she the perfect wife?
>>570622593The fastest!
>>570622593
>>570622642>Meisho Samson>Job Kikuka Sho>Proceed to win Tenno Sho (Spring)Horse racing sure is funny
>>570622739true we need more horses for vodka's harem
>>570622830
Orange juice is good for you.
>>570623023Holy since when is Mcqueen this sexy?>>570622830Holy since when is Suzuka this ugly?
>>570623049too much sugar in orange juice...
Epiphaneia fucked this twice!
>>570622739You just want Scarlet to get titmogged by her brot- I mean sister.
>>570623289I said orange juice is good for you...
Oguri Fat as in obese
Will Throne really have an impact?Sprint CM is a GUTS CM when everybody will need to borrow Bakushin GUTS for her skill. I can't see how Throne will be a borrow priority unless you're a whale with Bakushin MLB
>>570623330Take me
>>570623302You want to tell me that Uma Musume are real and they made a horse fuck one?
>>570623325sexbr--wait a second thats not my boy
>>570623367Oguri PlapAs in PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>570623419Throne is only good for statpadding
>>570623419you dont borrow guts bakushin if you're playing a guts deck anon
>>570623367Fat in the right places.
>>570623367the grey obeast
>>570623532i hate wall ass, its so clausterphobic
>>570623525your reasoning is?
I think the best way to enjoy the game is to not play bwos... just goonin it to umas and shitposting with (You) works
OL Chiyo!
I will never be able to see Oguri sexually
>>570622329dont shay that...
>>570623665this trainer is afraid of santa...
>>570623678you lose 20 TE. also her gold is a shitty phase_laterhalf_random skill
>>570623682and the fan comics
>>570623419You don't GET IT anon they NEED Thwone or their Umas will be bricked they CAN'T make CM16 aces they just can't can't can't ITS IMPOSSIBLEEE they would be literally unusable they absolutely can not or they'd get B Finals 3rd TRUST BE BWO
Yeppers soon!
>>57062367820 TE doesn't work if Bakushin lands on guts. Her gold is a shitty agemasen
For me, the depressing art I like best is the implied one.
I'm still heartbroken Croix lost.
>>570623665That's what makes it hot. The uncertainty and the thought you might be violated by someone you don't know, being filled without any chance of resistance, just another hole in the wall ready to be used by anyone walking by smacking your cheeks and drawing their name like the piece of public property you are. You might even pop a couple of shonen cherries!
soon
>>570623975>umas who say it
Post small eared umas.
>>570623861>>570624036Isn't TE exactly for the card to work better in other training facilities? Also why is a mid-race later-half speed skill suddenly bad? I thought it was the best place for a speed skill to activate
>>570624165Dude is almost 60 years old and is still winning races left and right. How does he do it?
I'm still estatic that Tabaru won HIS BACK O BACK GRAND PRIX WITH HIS DAD WOOOOOYEAAAAAAA
>>570623604Jap commentary is so fucking kino compared to the English commentator the JRA uses for their Youtube channelLike, just listen to the commentator having a stroke during 2008 AkiTen or the way they say horse names, like in 2013 Arima Kinen and 2021 Satsuki Sho
Anyone got a gif or webm of that cute little dance that Bright does when she gets scouted
>>570624128okay but why did she say this to her trainer?
>>570624128They are umaThey can just break out of the wall
>>570624318>Also why is a mid-race later-half speed skill suddenly bad?It's not, but are you really wasting your borrow slot on a card without TE on guts, with an agemasen gold, and a random second half activation?
Stego cute.
>>570624328Total Keiba LoveThe fact that he has been with Uma since the first game announcement in 2018 just because "It might help Keiba" says a lot about Take
>>570624308This is very cute
>>570624328weak competition in japan currently because all the good horses are overseas + the heavens literally sending a rainstorm to block a fraud
>>570624656>>570624658my dickinside both of those
>>570624661>since 2018giveus some pics and clips cause that's nice af
>>570624308Ryan would be so much more popular if her hair were even slightly less weird.
>>570624658cute retard
>>570624841As it is, she is only popular among good people.
>>570624830This is from march 2018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjUDqNlMSAc
Is this game fun?
>>570623948I have CM 16 Aces ready if you wanna race
>>570624957In 1 month it will be
>>570624661Ojisan is too based, always gonna love that he offers to ride horses from new owners to get them into the business
>806k>retention rising, at 803k>ok I'll throw in a parfait>oh fuck
>>570624957Nyo
>>570624957Depends on how autistic you are.
>>570624585It isn't only "second half", it's a mid-race second half, that means it's a skill that won't be wasted due to PDM, and we know how PDM in Sprints works. There's also the speed carryover. The only issue with the skill is the positioning if you're playing with pacesAnd honestly, Bakushin GUTS looks way better than shit cards like Bamboo GUTS and Finemo
>>570624575umas can rape you but they don't, curious.
>>570625131>pudgy legs
>>570624957omce this shitty ass scenario is over it will be
>>570625131i look just like this
>>570625069>but they don't
>>570624585NTA but I don't think there are better borrow options desu. Throne has a useless gold so it's just there for stats but highrolling max speed power wit is possible even without Throne in your deck. Picrel absolutely destroyed a recent room I was in, for example.
ButtSweat's recruiting! The cheeks open, what lies in store.B+ club, no quota, just log in regularly and do a career every few days. If you can't for some reason that's fine, just let us know.Chill out and stay safe from the MANT slaughter or get help with facing it head on; we have trainers very capable of helping with the latter. In-game chat being used productively to both whine and learn, amazing.Your oshi will win. We're all going to make it.If interested, reply to this post with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile. (Monthly cut-off for contribution is soon, so best be in a club if not currently.)
>>570625069bright raped me
https://jiggie.fun/FgmclThttps://jiggie.fun/FgmclThttps://jiggie.fun/FgmclT
>>570624991AhI said what I said but I had a Festival Rudolf Sprinter ready but APPARENTLY CM16 is a Summer track despite the Sprinters Stakes LITERALLY BEING A FALL TRACK INGAME so I need to make one more aceAhI will work on it tommorow and hopefully lobbies shall be up soonI don't have to reset for Distance S so shouldn't take very many runs
>>570625069I've been raped by the Mejiro family nonstop since the summer of 2021.
>>570624957it is at the beginning but then you'll only continue due to sunken cost
>>570624930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHe62kzMW5Y
>>570625219
>>570625391Tama lewd
>>570623289You don't want a sweet treat?
This shit is so funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-L6XggePKshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUH2c0z2QR4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGABWkbRT84
>>570624165Why is he so willing to do ads for Umamusume? Shouldn't he feel weird that some of the horses he rode are now just big (or small) tiddy anime girls?
>>570625219Would uma soccer be fun to watch? I think uma football would be fucked up to watch, but soccer might be cool.
>>570625659Does it help Keiba? Yes? Then take is onboardThe guy literally pitches keiba to people that entertain the possibility of being a new owner by saying, "If you become an owner, I will ride your horse"
>>570625461I've been raped by the Satono clan, it's been a traumatic experience...
>>570625850
*coughs blood*My medium spark...
>>570625427Ok we'll race in a couple more days then. I don't think my team is super strong but I wanna race a bit before trying to improve them.
>>570625927Do they at least give you a water break? The Mejiros make me drink whatever they give me.
>>570625461Ryan's snug umanko
that 195 page fine and air groove doujin has me wanting more uma sex
My phone is shitting itself playing MANT just because it's 10 degrees warmer today
I'm so disappointed in you guys for not liking feet
>>570626241I want Fuji Kiseki's feet in my face while she teases me by saying if I lick them good enough, she'll open up her shirt even more.
>>570625540sugary drinks are a super easy way to gain unwanted weight
>>570625850I need to bully Stego
>>570625927I have been raped by the Curren clan, my pelvis is shattered beyond repair...
>>570626337Sorry, I didn't read a single thing you said. I just want to pin Fuku down and check if she wears underwear or not.
>>570625850>>570625929seeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>570626092uma moral degeneration blackmail rape never knew I'd need more of that
>>570626337an older latina girl said this to me when I was in middle school and it fucked up my brain forever
I just looked throught my picks for the 2YO debut races from today and I hit two times on dark horse (my gut feeling), and once on Who I think will win and who I want to win (What my brain is telling me and what my heart is telling me, the same horse picked for both)>>570487045>>570487286>>570487527>>570487752maybe I should start betting...
>>570626460UnderstandableI think its a crime we dont have a miko fuku alt personally
>>570626068It's some sort of water, but it tastes funny...>>570626432We need to unionise, something must be done to give us torenas rights!
>>570625850Sexing the Pearl...soon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>570625069>but they don'tt.uma
>>570626480I wonder what she means...Might be some foreigh mysticism thing? I'll have to ask Fuku what that means
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>570626530the drink thing or the no underwear thing?
>>570626637>hagging the pearl
>>570626535don't start that rabbit hole anonyou'll end up the same as the /umajp/ keiba experts(lol) never playing the game and only talking about keiba
>>570626535First one's free
>Germany swept a shitter team and scored 7 goalsWhy are Germans so ruthless?
>>570626730she said that she was wearing no panties and dared me to check (it was a lie :( )
>>570626637Why didn't they gave her a bigger model her head is huge on that uncannily skinny body
>>570626337What sort of panties does fuku wear????
>>569948412An update for youReal Infant (sire - Mejiro Dream, dam - Daring Heart) is retiring after his 6YO season and will now stand stud. In 32 starts, he has won 20 times, including 6 G1s, 10 G2s and 1 G3. His final placement stat is 20-2-5-5.
>>570626793its funny and makes us chuckle
>>570626337Is umapyoi not ordained by Shiraoki-sama as the best way to burn excess weight?
>>570626845She is petite!
>>570621589>they turned bakushin into a manhwa whoreyou can't do that despite her being korean
>>570626541She is only at 2 skins. She needs a miko fuku alt. NOW.
>>570626793It's not ruthless just effciency
>>570626942Could've been a shortstacks goddess...
>>570627009NO. Stupid.
>>570627009SPIT IT OUT!
>>570626916lucky ones>>570626940it only burns like 70-150cals a session anon...30 minutes of jogging/running burns like 400 depending on how hard ya go>>570627003doesnt her family own a shrine?
>>570626601Hah. Unionise. That's a laugh, boy. You know what happened to the last Torena that tried to make a union? They gave him to the Gold Clan.
>>570627071
>>570626793General Rommel would be proud
If Deep Impact was in the game, would the Deep Impact Clan get as much attention as the Stay Gold Clan does?
>>569313996An update for youPon de Ring (sire - Agnes Digital, dam - Believe) is retiring after her 9YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 57 starts, she has won 33 times, including 32 G1s. Her final placement stat is 33-16-4-4. During her career she received the following awards: 2019 Best 3YO Filly (EU), 2020,2023,2024 Best Turf Mare (US)
>>570627152hmm ok 8 hour sex session then
>>570627152If I remember right, yeah they do. But I wouldn't be shocked if they gave her a sports festival/cheer costume in the future instead, since she had one for the Pom Pon MV.
>>570627259It already gets a lot of attention though, not glazed like Gold clan or Symbolis but most already have alts and the other 2 are very strong in-game
>>570626637She's the next uma I want to scout.I have enough to spark her, so I just need to wait for her.
>>570627152Believe hard desu
I actually cannot get over thisStego's eyes as beautiful as the sunset.Her cute munching on the stroopwafel. Her overall outfit is just...Stego is so great. I love her so much. I'm actually convinced shed' look good in anything.
>>570627269>57 startsMANT claims another victim
Cap on my lap
>>570622830Suzuka looking big!
>>570624957It is when I did a throwaway run to get some dirt trophies and get some Round Bird star pieces on Teio Sho today with Rudolf, fewer runs to do if I get encouraged to get a completionist title for her. Not so much when you do parent runs, get all the abilities to pass down only to get a Late Surger pink.
>>570627259Cygays should make Umamusume Zero and have it be about Sundayman's story
This must be a sign.
>>570627454Shiburin?!
>>570627728Both voiced by Fukuhara, yes.
Pre-debut health chakra this is the run
>>570627720Umazing!
>>570627670You will be cleansed on this Marvelous Sunday.
>>570627792damn she got range
>>570626748I mean, I don't think I will ever consider myself a keiba expert, the kind of pedigree analysis I see from people that are supposedly experts is over my head and even if I could do all that, I would still pick with my heart in the big races, so my advice would be pretty uselessAnd while I play the game, doing 4-5 runs a day (3-4 in MANT), I don't really care for PvP so most of the discussions I join about the game are either story related or are something pretty basic that even I can answer/talk about
>>570627891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvhI3bxprQThey honestly sound the same.>>570627959I never forget. I wish Stego would pin me down. I'd let her do whatever to me.
>>570627987
>>570627259Inbreed Tact...
>>570628124So when is she coming out?
>>570626935>>570627035>>570627206Spoken like a true villain
>>570628060umas don't find it fun if you don't put up a fight
>>570628072IMPREGNATING LOVEY DOVEY SEXIMPREGNATING S&M SEXIMPREGNATING ROLEPLAY SEX
>>570628072Who has the best wedding dress?
I just forgot just how gay this is
>>570628304Hishiama, Ramonu and Sweepy and the rest aren't even close
>>570628304for me it's Cesario
>>570627792
Marry and reproduce with EVERY member of Team Canopus.
>>570628304I don't care about the uma that much but I like Ramonu's dress the most
>>570628164After her dad.
>>570628421I'd start with Turbo first
>>570628164She needs a certain someone to appear
Maybe I might redo some of my medium team to get Clairvoyance from that Rob Roy story card since it's a cheap gold, then I can feel more secure until Sexshi pulls.
>>570628072>Whore>Hag>Literally perfect, pure, and marrying into moneyBit unfair.
>>570628794NO I fucked up
>>570628878Shouldn't have replied and left that as a vague delete... You failed, YOU FAILED
manhattan cucké
Some umas heard I don't have a trainee and now they're chasing me please send help
>>570628993eh i think you should go back to the drawing board in that one
>>570628972>>570628878I have to funpost properly
sexing the pearl
>>570629062just accept your fate
>>570629143>Power Word: Cum.
fuckura fuckshin fucko
umasumi everyone
>>570629062
https://x.com/BakushinArmpit/status/2042373131688440186
>>570628794>>570629110I don't see the fuck up...
>>570629323ClankerGPT wrote QUUEN for whatever reason. Don't think too hard about it haha
>>570628604
>>570629453half-anni, I believe
>>570629250sleep well best zoomer
>>570629171I may perish, but I perish fighting
>>570629482Bouquet is physically evil while Chan is psychologically evil.
I farted and fat fingered stam training while I had a speed ankle on and 4 supports on speed, it's over
>>570629482>kindA kind person doesn't constantly remind you that they could overpower you at any moment
https://x.com/gutei_tei/status/2063538247469498536
>>570629451Are you saying that >>570629110 is sloppa?People are AIslopping MSpaint shitposts?
>>570628072>>570628304Why does Curren wear a black wedding dress?
>>570628604I hope they can get her Tiara genmates like Resistencia and Win Marilyn
>>570629840she knows
>>570629062Alright, son, here is what you are going to do. There is a Stump on campus. You're going to jump and hide it in. Then the very first Uma that screams into it, you're going to declare here your trainee and save yourself.
>>570629896nyeah
>>570629896Doing things is too much effort, next thing up the line has having AI change my diapies after I take a shit
>>570629976I asked her to
>>570627259what, do you think donna and her three sisters don't get enough attention as is?
>>570629849Just a bit of banter
>>570629849Nah, I'd win.
>>570629976No one would buy the "pure maiden in white" thing
evens i spend the next 6 hours masturbating to mommy fetish pornodds i play MANT
>>570621761Bakushin is actually pretty sizeable as her racewear shows
>>570630338based post your fap fuel
>>570628304cafe, with ramonu a close second
>>570630338go jack off but just now I'm this close to kicking you
>>570629896It's easy to make mspaint sloppa and luddites almost never notice it's sloppa so they don't derail threads by seething about technology.
>>570630346i want touch armpit legpit cuntpit
jockey cam for yutaka take shows sunlight once the race was over
>>570630470RJ01555414
>>570630306Yes because she was pure until she met me
>>570629864>Red Desire banner followed by Bride Cafe/Gentildonna banner followed by Bouquet banner My 2029 carats are going to be fucked.
>>570624957When the current scenario ends in a month and then when we get more of the qol thaf should have been brought forward but localization team got tired of managing different versions from JP, yes.
>>570630615I want to bite itShe would still let me cum in it after
>>570630808It's just 800, you can get those in what 3 months
>>570630808>2029grim
>>570630676based, I enjoy games where you fuck married hoursewives
>>570630645Scenery...
>>570630830True...
COCKS
>>570628304CesarioSweep
>>570631439THREEFUCKINGFREECLOCKCYGENEROUUUUUUUS
>>570631439Wow saving a whole 2 clocks per dayHow about unlimited retries per run and fixing actual problems with MANTblazer?
>>570631439too late, I stopped playing MANT already
>>570631439JPfriends, is it 3 per career, or 3 per day
when are we getting the pokedex event I'm bored
>>570631691Knowing them, it's 3 per day
>>5706316912 extra per day
>>570631748>>570631790Holy hell. I guess better than nothing but FUCK YOU CYGAY
>>570631439>you actually have to play MANT to benefit>2 (two) entire cocks every dayIs we not getting proper stimmy check?
>>570631860What exactly are you going to do with all those extra cocks
>>570631772Sei-chan after raping me
>>570631724>I have to do F umas like what @VF said>Slots are getting fullUgh, when our dead week?
>>570631986What a chad
>>570631980We need cocks to unrape ourselves. Extra cocks means extra unrape.
>>570631980https://exhentai.org/s/8a1c7b7df0/472785-5https://nhentai.net/g/73337/5/
>>570631439Now you have no excuse not to do your MANT run
>>570632205Boomer reference ahead, consider yourself warnedHelios and Palmer are genderbent Bill & Ted. Wahey is their EXCELLENT
>>570632438
>>570632402Accurate and canon
>>570632396I wish I had a Bakushin at my side to encourage me to do my MANT runs. I also wish I had a Bakushin at my side so I can hold her hand.
>>570632402goddammit maya
I'm gonna go goon now
>>570632673thanks for sharing
Get your phone, trainer.
>>570632794Post materials, especially if the topic pertains this here discussion forum's main subject matter
Have you considered kissing Matikanetannhauser?
>>570632784Don't join unless you want to get doxxed
>>570632784my cloudy days...
>>570632784End closer bros not like this...
>>570632986
I blew all my monies but I have no regrets, she's so close to being actually maxed out
/uma/, would you still love me if I'm only a phoneposter?
>>570621903Where the fuck is tomato?
>>570632986on the cunt
>>570633231Nyes
>>570633264Lmao V is a newfag and doesn't even know next cm's conditions
>>570633194
>>570615060my geisha whore always getting robbed :pthanks for hosting
>>570633208TAISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>570633380Please treat her well.
>>570624957No.
>>570633264Mine was mostly a """complaint""" about the front heavy room, but thanks anyways!First time I see Inari proc her unique today, even if it was at basically the end... She did get rushed so MPB didn't work, aaaaaaah...
>>570633264ahh I want to join one...just woke up
>ah gomen gomen
>>570633401Rulership is so cute
>>570633575I wish she wouldn't keep getting hurt
>>570633786Guess you got to protect her, then.
>>570633208Shame skill books don't transfer between outfits because her Mecha costume is currently the best End Long in JP. Thankfully skillbooks don't actually matter all that much, they're more rng protection than anything.
Imagine the stench.
Umas that could compete in UFC at the White House?
>>570633742
Makweenbwos??? Our response??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TUDw1rG1CA
>>570633910SNIFFFFFF
can't we get something new, V and Umama are old news
wait, it's actually V? LMAO
>>570633873Lmao V faggot is still seething about getting called out
>>570633873thank youuu
>>570633910Well, what's your excuse /uma/?
>>570633949V doesn't deserve to get the grass pic posted.
>>570633910I sweat a lot when I play competitive games too, but no uma would want to smell me...
>>570633979Yes he always gets mad when people point out he's a touristReminder to press the button on him
>>570631439>About 3 weeks of extra free retriesI might be able to sneak back above 800 again, sick.
>>570634035>all she does is race and game>is proficient at bothImagine my shock
>>570634035>>570633910Taishin and Torena would unironically do this when married.
>>570634353me on the left
7 and you get the pulls you want, 4 and you get everything but you want
obsessed with bad ""art""
>>570634339
>>570634118you underestimate how many would want that...>>570634346classic picI'd actually hate that no one would be able to perform optimally if you need to flick or something
>>570634476Stop being a whore again
>>570634481The only ones who will be executed are those who don't follow the will of Shiraoki
>>570629976>https://jiggie.fun/FgmclTIn game reason is basically just she likes the color.
>>570634118Curren would, she's a pervert
5 fucking clocks on THE FIRST MILE RACE WTF I KEEP RETRYING BECAUSE I COULDN'T BELIEVE I'LL LOSE ALL 5 TRIES I HAD 315 SPEED 285 POWER 220 WIT WHAT ELSE DO I NEED AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI hate mant btw
>>570634552what...?
>>570634706>niigata as frontclick pace
Kitasan has been fucking around instead of actually fucking...
>>570628715That's about what my score is. I should replace the last Unity ace, but I really really don't want to do manual runs.
>>570634706bwo... run as a late or pace on that race
>>570634706You need to adapt your enemy's strategy.
>>570634607So Curren probably wears black panties...
>>570632906https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9068098This one is very cute and lovey dovey
>>570631439No, I won't stop botting grandparent runs with all my TP.
ONLY 2 MORE CMS UNTIL MANT ENDS
>>570634706
I'm gonna get an energy drink, anyone want something from the fridge?
>>570635005First GL CM is a MANT CM too so it's 3 left
>>570634908curren's tits aren't that big
>>570634927Now THATS the good stuff
>>570635128A reason to keep going
Taiki and Tannhauser are incredibly cute in the event story.
BY THE VILLAINOUS POWERS VESTED IN ME BY RICE SHOWER I CURSE CROIX TO LOSE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR
>>570635128get me an iced tea with lemon
>>570635128To die
>>570635151I think that's pretty close actually. Her race wear makes them look smaller than they are.
>>570635248
>>570635128Get me the leftover burgers and Dr. Pepper Zero.
>>570635151Thoughts?
>It got attached to CurrenGrim.
>>570634815I could probably have rolled higher because that was a 4 win/1 loss race set, 5 win might have gotten it to above 840k but I felt okay with this. I'm not looking to do complete rebuilds and get the crazy 900k+ scores because my cards are weak and I need to save for Tachyon/Hello with Sexshi also being a few week's away, but if you do what I'm doing with burning a run to get cheap vision skills, shouldn't be too bad.
*whores you*
>>570635196you are loved and I bet you'd be a good friend to have, don't rob us of your existence <3>>570635276coming right uppp...good taste>>570635354you too! stop that. we're all in this together!wait...oh no I said itthey're comingdj is pulling upppppppppphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DykVJl6wr_4>>570635473that goes HARD, really like dr pepper even if it's a rare purchase
>>570635439rice shower would think this and say this
>>570635406maybe if you're using the anime art breast scale where cup sizes are inflated by 5 sizes>>570635521breast pads
>he got attached to whurrenhe did that months ago schizo tranny
>>570635689
>>570635676I actually think Curren is cute and not a whore...
Sunday!
>>570635831Curren would cave if her trainer went on the attack
apparent from the obvious ones, which umamusumes are whores?
>>570635473
>>570635905Curren lost
>>570635906Umama
>>570635906None of themTrainer is a whore though
>>570635575Are you me? I'm pretty sure my squad can at least approach 900k, but I'd rather swap some of them out to maximize bond point gain once I have at least 10k of buffer per day remaining in the week.
>>570635906your favourite ones
>>570634706>using clocks on a G3Bro...G3s don't actually matter, save your clocks for G1s you need specifically for epithets.
>>570635906It isn't explicitly mentioned in the game, but Gyaru B from Jordan's story has done compensated dating
>>570635946Stars and bars sex
>>570635906An uma will only ever have one trainer, but each trainer will have multiple umas.
7 and none of you find happiness
>>570635906Just the obvious ones.
anything but 7 and everything will go well for youevil fuku posterswhat a disgrace they are to our community.
>>570636198that image always tickles me>tfw he's playing goo goo babies with someone else now
>>570636198>be an uma>get a torena>he's cute>find out he's already married to one of his previous traineesONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>5706362027 and Shiraoki-sama will strike you down
>>570635815Rice butt
>>570636178>stars and bars>bars
>>570636279
>>570635882
>>570636198That's not true; several umas dump their initial trainer for you. One of the relatively recent ones you actively poach by speaking and training with her behind her trainer's back for several weeks.
>>570635973>proc NSM>winsSo NSM is needed after all
>>570636316Why pick the meme one and not the one that might as well be canon?
Sex soon.
>>570636316Clearly the world needs to pass Polyamory Torena Uma laws
>>570636560they learned from the best I see
post something cute
>>570634808kitapits should be getting really close after that and gold ship will make a big jump
>>570627549>>570626793my paizuri slave
>>570636589Because no one except Fuji would find the ojiisan attractive, she has no competition. No uma is going to get cucked out of love in that scenario.
>>570635196You aren't lovedYou aren't a good friend to haveNothing would be lost if you disappeared
>>570636583What's the difference between an umamusume and a broken condom?The broken condom can't handle all my cum inside it
>>570635973thank you for hosting!>>570636579I was just going to say something about that...yeah definitely needed since she won by such a slim margin. kind of looking good on my end too that way
>>570636639I always see this shit in pics, is this a real problem in Japan? Are burgers known for slipping out of the bun over there? Shouldn't the melted cheese basically fuse the meat to the top bun?
>>570636072If I were smarter and had either more natural or mutated sprinters, I'd do the same thing since my base Halo has been stuck on my sprint team since the first month. Though I did swap out Golshi for an Ayabe who's been getting more bond points and got Urara off my dirt team around Unity launch, but I ought to consider that more.
>>570636316Horses live in herds with females sharing a single stallion. If you become close to your trainer's wife she may allow you to marry into the family!
>>570636560I can't believe Mambo moved on from destroying clubs to destroying Uma-Trainer relationships
>>570636842Hi competitive
>>570636976hi
>>570636808Go away Umama
>>570636639Why did Doto summon that rainstorm?
Love when all the rests I get are sleep deprived, very nice. At least give me some fucking energy drinks or kale juice
>>570636946heilo is good for tt currently because of her fucked up aptitudes being good for once
>>570637109your HECKIN palrino cards?
>>570636902seems common if you don't use a wrap>>570637025she goofed up
>>570637016He already replied to that post are you retarded????
>>570636946Just throw in a random veteran, she doesn't have to be good. In fact, if you sprinkle a few terrible aces around your win rate will go up because two good umas will crush the opponent's three mediocre ones. You wait until you already have a safe score because your rating and point production tank. The Tamomo Cross I did in URA for Ultra Golshi mode is currently on my long team.
>>570636896Maybe post results like a normal person?
>>570637338we dont even know if winning even does anything apart from points
>>570637421Ask V who keeps shitposting about her
>>570637458False. An overall win awards 2 bond points with each uma; an overall loss only awards one. If all 15 umas are below max bond that's a full career's worth of difference.
>>570637580I cannot imagine a worse fate than marrying Curren
>>570637721umazing bonder
>>570621589
>>570637768Why? Curren is deviously cute
>>570637768You could believe false teachings of feng shui and not in the power of talismans
HANSHIN GOD
Boys
Hey, you're not in my deck
Total Take DeathTotal JRA Death
Was My Universe the one who bet everything 100 million on Croix?
>>570637940She whores herself on social media!
>>570638134>bet everyone on opponent>the the biggest of dives to the point it kills you>lose anyway
>>570637994why are all the official photos so fucking mediocre and why are all the amateur photos literal fucking cinemai want this photo to be how tabaru is remembered for the rest of time
I wonder if Sunday will send Croix to Arc now considering it's not possible to do a TM Opera O now
TABARU WHOOHOODOUBLE GRAND PRIX BABY
>>570638417>the theI meant take* the
Which uma would make the best Shell Cordovan leather?
addicted to choccy again award
>>570638553Wouldn't the most exclusive leather be that one handbag that was made of leather from cloned dinosaur skin?
Why did Doto predict My Universe's death?
>>570638818
>>570638912Like Cassandra, no one would believe his bad omens.
Haven't been checking these threads aside yesterday during Takarazuka, and aside from the rooms, I'm not really missing much. Previous threads and this thread are still the usual schizobabble and namefagging garbage that doesn't contribute anything. The threads used to be my cope and motivation to help me through MANT but seeing these recent threads doesn't even help the exhaustion and burnout from MANT anymore.tl;dt finally freedom
>>570639357see you tomorrow
see you tomorrow
The guilty feeling to be the rider of unfortunate horse... Nori probably will never forget this day
>>570639543id drink her slime
>>570639357same bwo, same. Been playing horse game on the PS2 instead and having a blast instead of being here for the past four days.picrel me winning the equivalent of kikka sho
>>570639543maybe she'd be faster if she gets a breast reduction surgery
Would Zenno Rob Roy be more popular if she wore contacts and had trendy clothes?
>>570639543This is a villain
>>570639752Yes, and make her taller and make her ears smaller
mfw kale juice in the shop
What's something fun /uma/ can do together? I wanna organize something
>>570639357We already lost more than half of the playerbase since the game started. its no big deal losing more.See you in hopefully a more non jewish non chink gacha
[CHAIR CLATTERING INTENSIFIES]
>>570639860/uma/ fractional ownership of a racehorse when
>>570639603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TSFDuxoBTYI wonder if Lemaire still remembers.
>>570636373https://youtu.be/Cj_rZ4FlKSA?list=RDCj_rZ4FlKSATraveller was a gray uma, bet she was a sight to behold.
>>570639849Breasts smaller, too. Maybe some dye in her hair.
>>570639860/uma/ sings Girls Legend U
>>570639357I've been sleeping in and purposely avoiding the fast threads since I more or less already know what will those threads be. I only come back during slow threads and I'm not even in the mood to participate for the last 2 CMs. Just doing my fan runs daily then play other games.Actually felt refreshing to finally pick up another game tho
>>570639936https://x.com/_denwaa/status/2066322721487909104https://x.com/_denwaa/status/2059716153585647693https://x.com/_denwaa/status/2063591970203910291
>>570639543*salts her*
>>570639671Hmmmm no
>>570640130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH6YC46u8-wTRACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
I wish Shichi would sit on my face
>>570639543>Snail Creek>Moth CreekWhat's her deal?
>>570640547Shichi would demand eye contact and hand holding
>>570640547Shichi is super into her trainer!
>train fronts>maybe 1 clock used in 20 runs>train late>use 4 in a single runmile B moment but stillnot that bad anyway since I made one now but jeez
>>570640607
>>570640808>maybe 1 clock used in 20 runsme when i lie because i don't train fronts and forgot about latestarts, rushed + spot struggle, and npc NSMs
>>570640747As a friend.
>>570640232Finally a good global artist
>>570640607She is Creek
>>570640918sorry your front sucks
>>570640747Breaking shichi's heart!!!
>>570641030>Shichi after seeing her trainer walking through town with another woman (his sister)
>>570639860I think designing an /uma/ OC (runner or trainer) could be fun.
>>570640918I think it's actually shitters that train Speed instead of Wit early on during the career. Doing Parent runs on a Front lets me train a lot of Speed and I don't lose that many races
>Start career for daily>Click training>2 second delay from an entire scene being fast-forwarded instead of skipped>Click training>2 second delay from an entire scene being fast-forwarded instead of skipped>Click training>2 second delay from an entire scene being fast-forwarded instead of skipped>Lose interest and just click rest until career failsThe burnout is real, man. Why the fuck do we still have to deal with this awful scenario? Why the fuck are they holding out on the QoL updates?Fuck this, man...
>>570641083Shichi when she finds out!
hehe
>>570641175MANT is just so shit man, I wish japs were more competent in UI coding
hoho
>>570641175your hachimi?
>>570641120I also run fronts anon, but the "1 clock every 20 runs" claim is just pure bullshit because of the RNG in this game. You're still eating rushed + spot struggle at 1200 wit. You're still getting latestarts.
>>570641030Delete
>>570641315Pouring coffee on Teio!
I guess you could jig again if you wantedhttps://jiggie.fun/wCZ2nohttps://jiggie.fun/wCZ2no
Shichi ownership
>>570641315teioteioteio after she sees my cock
>>570641175anon?
>tanks rushed and spot struggle like it's nothing
Gold on my city
>>570641487>doesn't get Angling because she's shit and finishes in 5th place
>>570641402...
>>570639603>>570640002You just know how hard is it to hit Kawada when the ice cool super serious person like him cried like a baby and had to be consoled when Liberty Island / Ojou broke down.
>>570640747>>570641030>>570641210>>570641434She is not interested in her trainer. Her character story and career story in-game are not canon.
>>570641583way to out yourself as someone who doesn't know or play the game
Grab some extra power or cap wit? I don't have right handed or nimble navigator, so Fine could also give me one of those.
>>570641705Spoken like the real V simp. How much is he fucking you on discord?
>>570641779Power
>>570641705But that's what happens to the Palmers I've seen race against my Fronts. How does that make me bad?
>>570641779Power hit, Shiraoki-sama told me you're getting a right-handed hint
>>570641783keep seething loser~
>>570641270Worst part is that it was already (somewhat) mitigated. They just refuse to roll out the QoL.>>570641286>>570641471I'm not letting a fucking clanker touch my dear umas.
>>570640972He has some serious amount of Tachyon propaganda, kinda impressive
>>570641941hachimi isn't a bot bwo
>>570641868the convo was about clocks and career, read next time ADHD-kun
>>570641882Thanks for confirming you actually do have him on discord
Actually no. Gold on my ship
>>570641868palmer is a long-track uma you dingdong. also anons were talking about spot struggle + rushed on career >my Frontslmao yeah you really needed to specify that latebwo. YOUR fronts am i right. YOUR fronts with groundwork and A&S
>>570642012thanks for confirming you're a no life creepo stalker, extremely weird btw
>>570642001give the guy you're talking to a (you) if you're part of a conversation nigger
Kissing boys.
>>570642205>extremely weird btwVF tier post
>>570641703Ellerslie Pride will never be in the game
>>570641779>>570641830>>570641875Alas.
>>570642268Manhandling boys
>>570642205sex>>570642293Gold City bukkake
>>570641993Well in that case maybe I could look into it then
>>570642219too late to move the goalpost now nonny>>570642286sorry the truth hurts !
>>570642360Sleeping with boys.
>>570642393WAOW
>>570642393the curtains match!
umanko on my face
>>570642393Good shit
>>570642296This pose is okay cause its a leotard not her panties
>8* Med Nishinoaw dang it
>>570642393Anon that's a FUCKING NIPPLE
>>570641471What's the installation process like?How long have you used it?Are you currently using it?I mean, if they're not banning for botting then surely this is fine. As long as it isn't mega sus like sweepy is computer wise
>>570639543>>570640269
>>570642393Peak
>>570642560there are no ripples in that image, only areolae
>>570642443All it does is give you 60fps and speeds up events. Still against TOS so you can get banned for it but I don't think anybody ever has, even in JP.
>>570641676>>570640002>Both died in a G1 race where Tastiera won Imagine her Uma story
>>570642571google "github hachimi edge">What's the installation process like?You press 2 buttons and that's it. Right arrow key once you're ingame to configure fps, text skip, and animation speed>How long have you used it?Since MANT started>Are you currently using it?Yeppers
>>570642728Grim reaper uma
>only 300k points in>already feel tiredWas event grinding always this tiring and slow? What the fuck
ryan LOVE
>>570642728The Heartbreaker
>>570642360Manhandling Sei and teasing her for trying to act like a tomboy as if she isn't built like a twig..(Ignore the fact that umas are way stronger than humans and would indeed rock your shit)
https://x.com/i/status/2066245661159276908
>>570626241I'm so disappointed in you posting a thumbnail
>>570642946
>>570642778Shit, I really want to now. Even the Uf Taiki guy on twitter has it and they're still fine (as far as I know), and they're making it known too.Someone said they've never heard someone on jp getting banned for it too...
What the fuck
>>570642296If Sweep is a real magic witch, then Bourbon is a real robot.
boysex
WHY ARE MY RIVAL HINTS SO FUCKING ASS MAN
>>570637575umas are ridiculously strong
>>570642982Does Sei-chan have a bush?
>>570643150>Disorientholy shit anon
>>570643070Magic is real, robots aren’t
>>570643198Thin and whispy
>>570639936is this the same artist that did the Tachyon one?
>>570642838Grinding with max event bonus once makes anything less feel like a chore.
>>570643236I had nothing to spend on so I decided to spend 400 sp on shake it out as backup
>>570643139I love this artist and their insanely strong obsession with Dicta to the point where 99% of their is just this ship.
>>570643198Definitely not.Here's proof
>>570642205How does his dick taste?
>>570643412She should
Fated lover...boy?
>>570639863>non jewish>non chinkLike what?
no horny
>>570643482why are you thinking about cocks being sucked nonny, got anything you want to tell us?
>>570641471Game just keep on crashing after installing it wtf
>>570643293Yeah >>570640232
>>570638553
>>570642550perfect taiki parent
>>570643754I'm not the one openly ERP'ing with people in this thread and having a shitposter added on discord
>>570643793Please update me on this if you get it working.
>>570643793Sorry anon, I forgot. Download 25.4, 26 is bugged for some people
>>570643139>MYYYYYYY dictaadore these two, esp my beloved, striker
>>570643793hehe get banned idiot
the gold city power creep replacement
Could a guts build work on Kawakami?
>>570643838when fanarts are more canon than the game
>>570643657Guess you gotta kiss the boy.
>>570643845>schizophreniawishing you the best!
>>570643937They serve entirely different niches.
4 dominators cannot stop melost 2 rooms after that to better xogs
gold city is too woman coded despite being a STALLION
>>570644012Yeah bwo surely it's not you
>>570644036How does it feel to have no personality?
Among the Golden Generation, who would you say is the loudest moaner? My carats are on Seiun Sky and King Halo.
>>570643997
bouquet casul
>>570644158It is a bit frumpy
>>570644075My personality is winning
>>570644156This is English Uma, buddy.
>>570644158sex
>>570644158holy mare power
>>570644150Definitely Seiun. She wouldn't bother to hold her voice back
>>570644150jihad chan
will frontsloppery ever be consistent?
I will (probably) never get a tomboy girlfriend that has the fashion sense of a french prince from the 1700s. What's even the point anymore..
>>570644241
>>570644295Thanks *rapes you*
>>570644404you want the method? go to renaissance fairs
so is bouquet for (You)?
>>570643892Game still crashed after a few seconds but its not transparent anymore
>>570644403When you have enough stam that getting rushed during spot struggle is just a buff
>>570644295>>570644156>>570643997I kissed a boy and got married to him...
>>570640002Am I seeing things or was there also a riderless horse? What the hell happened?
>>570644527No problem *rapes back*
>>570644537I live in buttfuck nowhere land so this unfortunately does not apply to me. Clearly I must swim over to the UK to apply this technique.
>>570644583Congrats, anon.
>>570644553You'll have to check with someone else then anon, I never had to deal with any hachimi crash problems even with 26
Seiun Sky would show you her panties to prove she's a girl
>>570644679
>>570644679I love golshi's gigantic breasts
The Seiuncord is being real subtle. NOT
>claims to love boys>say I look like that but that I am actually a boy>get called a faggot
hot take: liking Sirius is gayer than liking Seiun
>>570644892This is an organic grass roots campaign by Seiun Sky appreciators
>>570644827I know what a tuck and cover is, Sei-chan. We need more proof.
>>570644930gays call each other fag, its like calling your bro your nigga
>>570644649https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6Xw12826fIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjpXPYkUWWwDura Erede, son of Duramente and grandson of Orfevre.
>>570644930I mean. They're right. Not necessarily a bad thing, though.
I hate Tokai Teio so fucking much
>>570645034but these guys are not and it's annoying
Attention please!>King Halo ex-wifeShe took my daughter, man...
>>570644930I only like boys when they're cute girls, sorry dude
>>570645186WHAT THE FUCK/uma/ DIVORCE ARC??
>>570643070Sweep is not a real witch, her spells consistently fail during support events and the other uma just play along like they worked. So I guess she actually is the same as a real witch.
>>570644930>3DPD
>>570645186She still has the key to my house, and there are nights when she gets drunk, lets herself in without permission, and starts crying
>>570645186>ex wifeno way fag
>>570644158ccccccccccccccccccúte
which uma would volunteer for semen release duty
*fixes Seiun Sky*
>>570645552for what
>>570645552me
I kinda look like this, actually
>>570645660no you don't
>>570645649Why
>>570645660let's play some board games then
>>570645552Fuku
>>570645756rape this thing
>>570645629I'll kill you.
>>570645545sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>570645746I love men
>>570645812*GIGA FIXES*
does grass have a funny kentucky accent
>>570645936this is actually hot though
>>570645965Only when she gets mad...
>>570645629*fixes Mr CB*
>>570645756..Too stupid for those, sadly
>>570645976She's always erotic though
>>570646014TACHYON!?
>>570646086she's not this big albeit
>>570646026So is Rulership
>b*yumas
>>570645824But why
Showing boy umas who's boss!
>come home from workwow im tired, time to log into my other job and do some runs
I was planning on making ramen for dinner but now I'm craving fried chicken. Do I stay the course or change direction?
>>570646327Domestic life with boy umas
>>570643959Halp desuwas
>>570646627do whatever is cheaperumamusume
>>570646627N
>>570645824if you post Still with things like this i imagine she's the one saying them
>been looking at hachimi stuff in the archives for like 20 minutes nowAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>570646327cccccccccccccccute
Presenting: a boy.
>>570646627make the ramen fairy proud
>>570646738Nothing works on kawakami
>>570643959>>570646738Guts build for what?
>>570646808Are you the anon having problems installing it? It's better to just go to their discord
>>570646840Highly lickable boy
>>570646014There was nothing that needed to be fixed. However this image made my heart go doki doki
>>570646623
>>570646929no I just saw discussion about it and it's temptingam somewhat of a whale and don't WANT to lose my account but the quality of life would be insane, I'm on 1440p too and there seems to be upscaling too?? do you know anything about that
>>570647013>>570646623
>>570646627Have a little side chicken on the side like a tempura
So. Nice Nature. Shaved? Trimmed? Little bush? All bush?
>>570646958
>>570647193natie is natty
>>570647193With how self conscious she is? Probably shaved and waxed
>>570647193Trimmed usually, but she would have it however you want if you told her
>>570647070Everybody is using it bwohttps://hachimi.noccu.art/docs/hachimi/config
>>570647287Ok V
>>570647287fat fuck
>>570647462
All Currens are sluts
>>570647489>isrealman..........
>>570647070nigga they haven't done shit to sweeperswhy would they do anything to hachimers?
>>570647462I'd give rulership my underwear, she's a good boy.
>>570647704some bots have been banned thoughbeit
>>570647683That Curren? I can handle her. In fact I can handle both Currens.
>>570645824>>570645649I will release my semen in her
>he's gonna willingly install hachimilol have fun having your account flagged
>>570647193Trimmed. Full bush after marriage and pregnancy
>>570647704you're technically injecting right? while sweepers are just on an emulator simulating inputs>>570647754has this even been confirmed at ALL
>>570647804>>570647804>>570647804
>>570647754nta is there any proof of it?
>>570647683I want to fuck THIS currenI want to KILL the other one
>>570647831
>>570647754fuck off sharteen
>>570648161Why are you larping as american when you already outed yourself as SEA
>>570645936SUPER BASED GIGA FIXER
>>570621589Good Lord...
