Previous: >>570621589>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
let's all try being nice to each other this thread!
Tachyon LOVE
>>570647881villainous energy
ButtSweat's recruiting! The cheeks open, what lies in store.B+ club, no quota, just log in regularly and do a career every few days. If you can't for some reason that's fine, just let us know.Chill out and stay safe from the MANT slaughter or get help with facing it head on; we have trainers very capable of helping with the latter. In-game chat being used productively to both whine and learn, amazing.Your oshi will win. We're all going to make it.If interested, reply to this post with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile. (Monthly cut-off for contribution is soon, so best be in a club if not currently.)
https://jiggie.fun/wCZ2nohttps://jiggie.fun/wCZ2no
you should give steamSweepy a try
>>570647962No, I hope V fucks off
>>570647881me and my bf (he's tall and manly)
>>570648091She needs to release faster
>>570648046Nnnnnnnnnnnyo thank you, I will stay with my other (completely unrelated) bot instead.>>570648091Sex, after stealing her milk
>>570648108Haha, I'm tall and manly as well.
>>570647962tell that to >>570648051 our resident namedropper
>>570648108Why did you cheat on him then
Post funny CM moments
Team Shakur Love, like Anon suggested
>>570648286
>>570647828ONEGAI
>>570648161pool NOW
I wish cute and impressionable boys were real
>>570648346>>570648353Shakurmind…
>>570647804I’ve finally obtained SEX
>>570648341https://files.catbox.moe/567441.mp4
>>570648034Ignore this, I'm stupid. Filled!
>>570648437She is a beautiful lady
>>570648517NOW YOU'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE AAAAAAAAAA
>>570648464basedGOD
>>570648381My heart can't handle subtle uma bullying...
>>570648341
>>570648464what style is this kind semen demon
>>570648538>stupid and filledJordan...
Is the rabi anon dead
>>570648726How does Rabi survive when no one plays Epic Seven
there should be a matchmaking service for torenas and umas so we can all find true love instead of succumbing to hormones and cheapening such a beautiful experience...
>>570648836>trainer lied as naturally as he breathed
>>570648883cute
>>570648883too large
>>570648854Rabi is culture
>>570648878A center for Umamusume to find their Torenas…A Torena Center…We could call itCentore!
>>570648676The "torena-san never stood a chance" style
>>570648836Imagine the drama if the person you're seeing is PalmerDelicious
Got the fried chicken. >>570646768Ramen would have been cheaper but fried chicken craving won out. This was $6+tax anyway.>>570646847Had ramen yesterday so this balances out.>>570647187Hmm, could try that if some time. >>570647287As someone who mostly eats the same stuff over and over, if I find myself craving something specific that I don't commonly have, I usually try to get it.
>>570648726I'm on vacation
>>570649053mmm, looks good nonny!
>>570648608I love BM unique activations
>>570649028Using arm wrestling as a pretext to touch my trainee's soft hands!
>>570649048Issue is palmer and helios would 100% share
>>570649028But does she have a black belt in Aikido?No? Thought so. I'm safe, Curren Chan will protect me.
>>570649141this. source? im their toraina
Helios Trannies need to leave especially that wahey fag.
I like how absurdly long her tail looks here
>>570648854I don't even know what that is I think rabis are cool >>570649091Oh nice, enjoy your vacation
Lets smoke a joint tonight, bwos
>>570649349I don't see the appeal
>>570649349Smoking is for dweebs
>>570649349Only if you do that cigar kiss thing from Black Lagoon with me
>>570649483Dig here, Palmer*unzips pants*
>>570649480>>570649476>>570649469It's a euphimism for sucking dicks bwos...
>>570649559mommy
>>570649590Special tummy
>>570648836>>570648381
This outfit was canonically picked out by Ryan.
>>570649590love spefat
"Please be my trainer" is special kind of marriage proposal
>>570649629>Fine Motionposter>wants to suck dickI always knew some of them were homos
>>570649273
>>570649682It can thus be concluded that she canonically dresses like that on purpose
>>570649469Its nice>>570649469Yeah Im a dweeb>>570649480Ok lets do it>>570649629Nuh uh
>>570649720cb spotted>>570649717sex spotted
>>570649717Bouquet is easily the fastest propaganda I've fallen for
>>570649717She's so fucking cute...
>>570649717I'm falling for her already
>>570649804BEST CURREN ARTIST
chan bros we are forgotten.
>>570649629Doesnt look or read like oneJust sounds like you want to smoke weed...You should work on that
>>570649778yikes... cause I wouldnt be able to resist or wait until then...
>>570649048
>>570648108Who...
>>570650071what is the emotion that face is trying to convey...
>>570649717How did they make her so perfect bwos
>>570649717i thought she was unplayablewhen did she get released?
>>570649048>>570650071The first page never gets posted
>V got nuked againTime to read the previous thread in the archive
Umm... it's Curren Chan. Curren Chan. Not Chan...
>>570650137she wanted to join
>>570650220ill post YOUR first page if you dont shut the fuck up
>>570649349never smoked...and I don't want to support our local mudslimes
>>57065025814 posts -5 images
>>570649717>mfw already rolled for Cafe so i'm down to 9k>new scenario soonKill me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3LwRQOHtYk
Old Curren is still CurrenNew Curren is BouquetYou can call her Bucket if you want
>>570650185Machitan needs to be protected.
How do I, as a trainer, convince my trainee, Mejiro Palmer, that me licking her belly is necessary for her training?
I am slightly regretful at skipping paama
Im gonna kill you bros btw if you start using Chan from now on
done
>>570650314Heh that was funny to see
>>570650193like 53 minutes ago
>>570650403just say it, she would let you
>>570650260Curren-chan and Bouquet-chan
god DAMN taiki has some big ass titties
>>570650258>>570650314>>570650474wait whythe suzuka pic was already deletedunless he deleted himself and the jannies just saw it and decided to nuke anyway
How do I, as a trainer, convince my trainee, Mejiro Palmer, that a threeway with Daitaku Helios is necessary if she is going to win the Arima Kinen?
>>570647881Me and my daughter
>>570650535No you retard he got (rightfully) banned for avatarfagging nukes like that are 99% because avatarfagging.
>>570649349Sorry bwo not tonight...I think I need to stop substance abuse. Maybe next weekendThe back of my head aches when I run and I forgot what MMO stood for this morning
>>570650642he used two miracle picsI don't think that's warranted for a nuke
>>570650616You dont need toThey would probably suggest it themselves
>>570650685Kinda boring animation...
>>570650685Goddess
>>570650732>and I forgot what MMO stood for this morningHe wrote, as I'm playing an MMO
>use the pink tickets from last CM because I forgot>get the Chud of SummerBricked..
>>570650912Curren Moe...
Is it worth it, bros...Is she worth it?
>>570650685>boring animations>not very powerful in-game>doesn't lactatemid release desu
>>570650912>Curren Moe will be another loliuohh...
>>570650193TODAY
>>570650901>randomly using your tix
>HE is seething non stop using whurrenheh...
>>570650970OYAKODON!!
>>570650970>>570651051>>570650912
>>570650989Just wait until the next time you pull an uma. You'll get the remaining amount easily.
>>570651043nta I love randomly using tickets, you never know if it's you're lucky day :DD
take your meds, please
>>570651114That's true. Good point.Wait, when am I pulling for UMAs? I'm a f2plet, I sort of need cards...
>>570650749The pictures he uses literally every single time to make himself identifiable? it definitely warrants it
you first, whurren spammer =)
>>570651108
>>570651108>>570650970
>>570650456holy basedI'm about halfway done I think
>>570651187>decently popular uma = one guyokay...
>>570651108classmate-chan...
now that there's 2 currens, how are we supposed to tell them apart
more likely decently obese Uma lmao
>>570651252>all umastorena-san, your genes...
>>570651328Curren (pure) and Curren (evil)
>>570651272yeah let's just ignore the other posts that got nuked alongside himwhy are you defending an obvious avatarfaggot and a shitstirrer?
>>570651248Now I kinda want Curren Moe to be real
>>570651328We just call Curren Chan a whore
>>570651248>>570651108>>570650970Holy sexI underestimated milf Curren
>>570651390oh my god he's posting room matches what a shitstirreryou're brainrotted beyond belief
>>570651328Physical rape Curren and Mental rape Curren.
Kimchi Miracle
>>570651328Curren (whore) and Curren (cow)
>>570651465Ban evasion and avatarfaggotry is breaking the rules, he broke the rules and got bannedNow go console him on discord or something
>>570651328Whorren vs Curren(Cute, not cringe)
Curren isn't a whore
>>570651328Curren and Bouquet
Cute casual outfit
>>570651556you don't even know how long the previous ban was, one day is pretty common and I'm inclined to believe it has been over 24 hours since he last posted before that
>>570651743
>>570651743holy wife
>>570651465wyell... I used to be neutral/slightly on his side but he's shown that he's just as much a retard as the schizosespecially during a nuke that also hit one of his rooms.I wonder if schizos constantly screetching at him mindbroke him into becoming a real shitposting avatarfagger?And I'm sure there are multiple "V"s posting by now
>>570651754You are delusional if you think he isn't reseting his router and evading a banRead what you can get banned for before spouting nonsense newfag
>>570651743The trad wife fit wew….
>>570651743>>570651835sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife sex with wife
>>570651743If my wife showed up in this dress with KFC in her hands like this, I would be perfectly happy
>>570651743I wish I could wear a baggy dressthey just look so comfortable and airy
>unironically defending himI'm literally convinced umama has him added on discord or something
I wish dresses were still a thing in general, I'm sick of all the fucking jeans and other type of bullshit cuz "it shows my curves which is schmexy :33"
>>570649126It's a good time.
>>570651894you're more sensible but even IF that was true that would make it the schizos fault in the first place (always is) like this guy >>570651934 who probably namedrops other people tooI would rather have someone who plays the game and participates with rooms instead of a troll who doesn't play the game and solely is here to make trouble
>>570651743Damn her racing outfit is already so pretty but her casual outfit is also great and suits her well
>>570652110dresses don't even need to show curves, women need a sense of taste and fashion backit's either dress like a whore, dress in the same copypaste white shirt/jeans, or dress in baggy shit
>>570652189yeah, I have a 0 tolerant policy for schizos. They are always the problem
>>570652189He literally shitposted about you multiple times too, are you really that obliviousI know it's you Umama
>>570652324we fucked
>>570652337just annoying really>>570652358thanks for proving my point exactly fuckhead
I thought this would have been SS. I guess I need 1100 for power and wit to bump it up? I just 4*ed her to further brick my account, so will see what I get tomorrow
>>570651743Women don't even dress like this anymoreall they know is McDonalds, charge their phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie
>>570651743IVE ALREADY FALLEN FOR HER HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
>>570649717what is her actual personality? being trainer-sexual is not a personality.
>>570652470You're actually dumb
>>570649349I only do cigars and recently kiseru
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GhAklNCRYD8Old man Doto...
>>570652497yes it is
>>570652497She is a nice gentle girllike a flower bouquet
>>570652526see, you have nothing. you're in the wrong and you know it
>>570648341I wish I trusted end closers more to catch moments like that. That said, only have a screenshot of my Ayabe doing that once here in Taurus 2, she clutched a good amount of wins during it but never like this race.
>>570652669No, I know how 4chan works compared to you and I know what he got banned for
>>570652425don't fuck on the beach, you'll get sand in your urethra
>>570652604ok fine what distinguishes her from other trainer-sexual umas then>>570652636there are many gentle umas. what distinguishes her from the others?
>>570652729you have no say in this as long as you keep namedropping
I will post muscular umas
I don't have Christmas Oguri. What should my plan be?>Triple Front>Triple Endcloser>X+2 Dominator>Just make a Golden Gen or BNW team and accept B Group
>>570652603This reminds me of how chihuahuas lose their lower jaw as they get older because of tooth loss.
>>570652821I absolutely do, please read up how bans and what are the rules of 4chan because I genuinely do think you have no idea
>>570652679soon the spe clan can only grow stronger....
>>570652884CUTE! CUTESURAGI!
I'm V fon Ronsenburg of /umajp/
>>570652308>or dress in baggy shitThat I can at least get behind, tho I suppose it depends on case by case.>women need a sense of taste and fashion backAs someone without a single shred of fashion sense, this.>Brothers wife used to wear dresses, which is nice, but she is also fugly as shit and FATTragic stuff
Torena-san! Howdy!!!!!
Nobody but retarded murrifats like Taiki shut the fuck up.
>>570652843Triple Front
>>570652928>r-read the rules!!>BUT I WILL STILL GO AGAINST THE MAIN PREMISE OF THIS SITE BY SPAM REPLYING WITH THE USERNAME OF THE POSTER EVEN IF IT ISN'T THEMmoron
>>570653004TAZUNA HELP
>>570650749I'm pretty sure he spams in other generals too. That's probably why he got nuked this time.
>>570653027thanks for my daily Taiki hug
>>570653136Concession accepted Now go cry to him on discord or something, I don't care
How do i completely reset my team to only have empty slots? Having to replace and remember who's who is melting my brain.
>>570653027Howdy!
>>570652729>playing 4chan hall monitor as a substitute for a social lifeGRIM
The Umamusume came to my office earlier today and said that she wanted to ride my face. Just wanted to grind herself against my mouth until my jaw breaks. What did she mean by this, and can I use it to help with her training?
>>570653232Eww never post Taiki again stick to Ryan
>>570653293You're a virgin shut the fuck up.
>>570653293Fortune Ritual, must be completed 7 times for her to win the Kikuka Sho, please respect her faith.
>>570653216oh you care why else would you be this obsessed over him, weirdo>>570653152that's fine then but we don't know for sure and I'm only talking about here anyway
>>570653293keep a pack of condoms in your drawer, just in case
>>570652884The cooler Kitasan Black.
>>570653401flatinum...
213301
>>570652802She’s just a genuinely kind person who believes in “harmony” and strives to uphold it by being kind to others even when it comes at her own expense. It’s why even though she has the talent to win, she doesn’t have that drive to push herself to be #1 and feels as though others deserve it more than her to uphold that harmony and avoid conflict. So in a ways she basically lacks confidence in herself and her trainer is there to give her that courage to keep trying which makes her want to return that kindness and deliver a “bouquet of victory”. It’s nice and simple and fits her and the real horse well imo. The real horse was honestly pretty strong but was in a generation of monster mares (the strongest tiara gen with Gran Alegria, Loves Only You and Chrono Genesis, on top of Almond Eye herself too) and could never quite close that gap and was thus known as the silver collector instead
>>570653509AK collabed with the wrong umas
>>570652843Make a soul team, Shiraoki will guide you to A finals
>>570653336I will post as I please
>>570653415That's a phone
>>570652843ends are fucking ass you have better luck with lates
hey
>>570653401Looks like a mix between Suzuka and Biwa
>>570653640i need /fitlit/ hayahide to crush me
>>570653661until lates get buffed ends will just be better
It's a training time!!!
>>570653396I mean I don't think janny has a reason to nuke him for the posts made in this thread and he got nuked a while even though he barely posted in this general too.So I'm guessing it's cause he got reported in another general and all his /vg/ posts got nuked
>>570653640As expected from autisuma
>>570653647she's never seen a human-sized one before please understand
>>570653710I could go for a pizza rn...
>>570649126why the fuck is the animation so shortother shortened animations are like at least 50% longer
>>570653695The reality is much worse, she's Polish
I can buy Oguri and Tama Kuripan plushies at 26 apiece, i got about 2 or 3 days left to decideshould i?
1-9 do my last borrow0 install hachimi
We fucked
>>570653743Whats funny about this
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>570654095thanks
wake me up when it's submissive and breedable boy hours
>>570654162Wake up.
>>570653814For ban evading then? That alone is enough.
>>570654194CuteI want to lick Creek's tongue
>>570654194She's messed up...
>>570651328current and bucketdoor
>>570653931they're cute but personally not 52$ cute, it's your call tho
>>570653710the dream
>>570654362>dry eggs>now mama NTRCreek does not deserve this (despite being a lane cutter)
>>570654062Maru's fat ass blocked the other taishin and cucked her from winning
ryan LOVE
>>570654362what the fuck is their problem
>>570654632oh nononononoononono
>>570654260They are genuine newfags who don't even understand how ban evading works so it's impossible to explain to them
I'm about to get demoted to class 5 for the first time in months :(I'ts over
>>570654582Cannot believe I'm siding with a Doberposter
I'm bad with the time zone shit. If I'm on 8/10 on the races event right now, and I submit 1 run immediately after each daily reset, am I going to hit 10/10 or does it expire right before I do?
>>570654584they were both on the same team tooit was finals
How hard is killer tunes to activate for a pace chaser?can it be cucked by front-heavy lobbies?
>>570654582The Creek infertility trend was pretty awesome
>>570654506My problem is i feel like they need to go as a pair, i think it would be even less worth it to get Tama or Oguri alone
>>570654867You need to be top 5 to activate it. So in a front and pace heavy lobby not everyone will proc it.
>first episode of her story>already getting married
>look up flower Curren's career story on jap twitter >super for (You) once again not against it but it's getting really repetitive
>>570655089Better take care of their daughter
>>570655089You've already been kissing her (unwittingly)
>>570655118pandering sells
>>570654362When I said I wanted "her babies" she misunderstoodI'll be a good father for her and she can take care of her siblings
>>570655018i see it, and telling you to wait may be a bad idea because resellers normally sell for way more, if you have the money for it sure go ahead
>>570655118All umas are for (you)What did you expect
>>570655018Get both of them. You'll regret it if you get only of the others or none at all. They are also cheaper than a spark in uma.
>>570655118Our localizers will change it so she just wants to be our friend.
>>570655118maybe you should try other games bro, we love (You) pandering here
We love Creek here
>Doto>Finemohow do I learn the ways of Shakur and become an irish umanko magnet?
>>570654829Just do 2 runs today instead of worryingt. Danchou
>>570655476First you must defeat shakur
>>570655278Oh you don't have to tell me twice about that. I got pissed off because i learned about Kuripan plushies to begin with by trying to find a fucking Nice Nature one100 USD on ebay or some shit for just oneversus 26 for this preorderI have to wait TEN MONTHS though>>570655302Guh im leaning towards getting them yeah
>>570655476become a dyke
>>570655118Her entire gen is (as is all umas in general) why would she be any different? Expect the same for Marche too.
=>>570655383
>>570655625>Expect the same for Marche toogood
>>570655550>become a dykeyou want anon to be weak to cock?
>>570655625Chrono owes me pictures of us having sex
>>570655038man fuck this I'm just gonna borrow fuku
>>570655542if you buy them it will be a nice surprise after 10 months, i wish you good luck if you do, and if you're still waiting for a neicha one may you find a cheaper one, 100 sounds mental
>>570655383
>>570655695I want him to become a part of the statistic
>when the rival has the most dogshit gold skills cygames ever created but she keeps winning for no fucking reason
>>570655839I am going to make you into a statistic after I rape you
>>570655839The one where gay/bi women have the highest rate of unplanned pregnancies?
>>570655189I'm reporting this to the guards
>>570656035
>>570655992Hot
>>570655476Race against Finemo (it was once and it was at your retirement race) then race against Doto several times (never win)Bam, you got it
No, I'm going to rape you
>>570656147>>570656035I keep getting raped and the guards just let it happen...
>>570655118>getting really repetitiveas if the 'more than rivals' shtick hasn't gotten old as well
Please save me from the Mejiro family.
orange
Leave the sexiest Mejiro to me
>>570656313there's nothing wrong with the Mejirosyou will be safe with the Mejirosyou will be happy with the Mejiros
>>570655118What else is she supposed to be? It's not like her real life career is very interesting.
>>570655975LONDON! So I can get you stabbed in the middle of the street
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>>570656393does she have the face of trustworthiness?
>>570656313btw you will also be raped by them
>>570656147if I was him I would take notes on who is coming to the dorms and have their trainers slip me some money to delete their names from the records
Can one gold skill activate twice with summer gold ship?I asked because I don't know if i need both keen eye and dominator on the debuffer
*waves*
>>570656520Yeah, I already fucking know that, pal. That's why I asked to be saved.
>>570656516Yes, of course...
>>570656532Falco is pure and wouldn't think of this
>>570656595>Bouquet is evil tooNo....
I'm glad that I'm Smart Falcon's trainer. She likes to keep things strictly professional, which I appreciate.
>>570656458Sure I will bring the knife and stab you/spoiler]
Just burnt 4 clocks at Japanese Oaks I am ready to trash this run
>>570656814stamina status?
>>570656579Please calm down desu- I mean, kiddoFollow me to my office and tell me your worries
>>570656595Bouquet rapeImpregnation even
>>570656865Cute plant
>>570656840230 but bourbon has a recovery in her unique... also there were 0 stamina scrolls or good stam trainings so far. Didnt get medium s either from inspo so despite the pre debut charming this run will probably be glue. Only a single +20 energy item in the shop so far as well.
>>570656547Suzuka would do this
>>570656547Hmmm.. yeah I'm thinking After School Sex.
from what I've seen, good curren is the new nice nature but on super steroids then again this is just the character intro chapters and those can be very misleading pic very much relatedfuck you cygames
>>570656936>>570656923
post umas who wouldn't rape their trainers
>>570656920Oaks is just dahby and I'm not confident going into a 2400 without at least 350 stam. Bobo has a heal but I STILL wouldn't wanna do it below 300. It is what it is
>>570656885>saggy Doto tits with breast veinsDelightful
I HATE GENTILDONNAHATE
>>570657006Yeah I also would have preferred more stam, it's def what was fucking me. But what can you do...
>>570656981
>>570656981there aren't any. except falco, who instead would wait until she retired from being an umadol to do it.
>>570656980Her flatness turns me into a beast.
>>570656843Finally, someone reasonable. Thanks, doc.
Break records not rules.
>>570657178>there aren't anyeven Shakur?!
I'm in the mood for mating pressing my bratty trainee.
>>570656981Fuku breaks into your room. She is dangerous...
Sorry Danchou I got nostalgia baited by AoE2 too hard and needed to farm to pity on BA I'll go back to do my fan runs for the remainder of the month please don't peg me again
>>570656981By technicality, because she doesn't have a trainer because she sucks at racing.
>"So, please, become my trainer!" >Her misted pupils are shaking, despite the panic, her eyes are aiming straight toward me. >This, it must be her first courage.>If I let go of this opportunity, this potential of hers might end up buried and unrealized, but, more than anything, her determination of wishing to face the challenge with me even if it means changing herself, I want to respond to that feeling.>"I" >"I will try my best too, to become your ideal trainer!" >"Trainer...!" >"Yes, please, it is my pleasure" >She smiles softly, fluffy like it's a flower beginning to bloom, and here I vowed, I will make sure, that one day her smile will bloom brilliantly.
>>570657254shakur would get pissed at you for no reason one day and do it. and it would take weeks for the bite marks to go away.
>>570657197There's literally nothing there to get horny over...
>>570654786me too gwoby like 3k points
danchou? yes, I am taking a break from this game, there's an erotic white child in the other game and I need to have her. surely you understand, right?
>>570657209You fell for it again desuwa~
who is this >>>/sp/155303654
>>570657545God damn it! Every fucking week!
>>570656767She is just waiting till after she graduates from being an idolThen all those repressed urges will be struck upon you like a 40 year old war veteran with PTSD, his old M9, and one too many fireworks on the 4th of july...
>>570657539I understand, I am also rolling for that erotic white childNo relief ace duty for you>t. danchode
>>570657335This but Final Fantasy VI. Started to play it again this weekend
>>570657804I disagree. I even brought up the idea as a joke, but she said she wanted me to just be her number 1 fan instead. Flash looked annoyed for some reason. Guess I'm fighting with her to be Falcon's biggest fan!
>>570657607
>>570657421God i want this for me
>>570655118dating sim gacha
>>570655118It’s not like having for (You) pandering exempts them from having a great story. Daring Heart was very much for (You), and her story had a strong keiba influence and it's basically a love letter to the 2005 mare generation
>>570657895Falco will super rape you after her umadol graduation. Your pelvis will be pulverized by the strongest dirter
>>570657239Record for number of runs in a row without Full of Vigor: 9.
>>570658051Whats yanko got to do with this?
>>570658051Again, disagree. Our relationship is strictly professional. You can get raped by your Umamusume all you want, I'm living in paradise.
>>570655118I think it cannot be helped with her. She literally doesn't have a G1 win Like Natie
>>570657607It says right there: Kawakami Princess
>>570655118
no PoC awardno TTL awardfast learner but...
>>570657404Just get married already
'Yanko' sounds like a slang for masturbation
>>570657404Does this mean ANY trainer will suffice?
>>570655992well I'd imagine they don't have a whole lot of planned pregnancies
>>570658051>strongest dirterBut that would be Ebayan?
ohhhh does Bouquetd'or have that tag because her left ear accessory looks like a bouquet?
>>570657365Belno keeps trying to rape me. I told her I'm not looking for a trainee...
>>570657404this is just a confessionshould she be doing this with other people nearby
>>570657404fuck off cygayI won't forgive you for all the shart blossom pandering
>>570658271This would kill a human...
>>570658508If you turn her upside down in her racing outfit she looks like a literal bouquet with the price tag dangling down the bottom basically
>>570658705I don't think panties are appropriate for a bouquet
>>570658594Anyone killed by that doesn't deserve to be called a human, weakass twink
>>570658705Damn that's actually brilliantWhat happens when you turn Curren Chan upside down?
>>570658878All the STDs fall out
>>570658705there should be a race series where they make umas run on their hands upside down and also none of them are wearing pants haha
>>570658991Y-You'd see their panties wtf
>>570658797Don't worry they're flower print panties.
>>570658797Who says she’s wearing any?
>>570658520Just outrun her. She cannot race. She's not a real Umamusume.
>good s maru run>take mile maven on habitWhere's that damn stump.
>>570658594Trainers are immune to that sorta thing
>>570658863pure and chaste holy maiden
>raping publicsmight be the team
>>570656814PowerletUnderstammedNo medium SDogshit sparks (1* power 1* front)Yep, that's my daily double TP run for the day. Never getting a good cm ace at this rate and thats OK
>>570658878Elegant black panties
>>570657438Wrong. Suzuka is there, and that's all I need to get horny!
>>570658705>turn her upside down>her skirt falls down>you will be able to see her "petals" in full bloomthis design is too genius...
Wow that's annoying. Great that I got 3 new units, 1 of which I actively wanted since I never had any version of her, but getting all these SSR and none on rate up is frustrating. I need to stomp impulse rolling. Unsure of whether I should just finish the spark, or put Bouquet as a ticket prio. I want her, Rulership, and Marche but I would prio the latter two before Bouquet for pick tickets so I'm just unsure of what to do.
>>570659210>understammeddoes he know
>>570659274
>>570659307I want to see Chrono's "petals" in full bloom
>>570659347If you find this spurt rate acceptable then good for you
>>570659339Is bottom right a man?
Which uma is the biggest contender for, "looks plain, but is complete and total SEX once out of their standard racegear"?
>>570659210in what universe is that understammed
>>570658705She's made for SEX
kingu love and devotion
how does playing the devil's rock n roll help her gain the favor of shiraoki?
>>570659464Tachyon
>>570659585faggot, Tachyon always look like sex
>>570659459>not great moodyour radiant star?
Bouquet and Curren are confirmed childhood friends, cute
>>570659630Only lolis look good with oversized lab coats, she looks like a retardBut her casual outfit is top 5 absolute sexo
>>570659585Tachyon already had her casual gear from day 1
Her braid always has the same number of braids in it.
>>570659307spreading Chrono's petals with my penis
>he's doing ze dirt missions>deploy ze deep discount hats and peak inspos
>>570659727Tachyon looks like an unfashionable unmarried auntie
>>570659685Even Curren kneels to the superior Curren
>had to be called Curren while Bouquetd'or gets called Bouquetwhatever, """""Chan""""""
>>570659635The Umalator is set to great by default.Even with Radiant it's not great. I'd need another blue recovery to have a good spurt rate (at great mood) and then I'm wasting skill points on radiant star and a heal
>>570659828Chan-chan...
>>570659794That's code for "she lets you do her raw"
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>570659797Curren (Whore) has to whore herself to be loved meanwhile Curren (Pure) is loved even without her trying hard
>>570659976I do, I'd love to sexually assault colleagues and adults legally
>>570659685you just have the text like this so other people in the thread can understand it, rightyou don't actually play the game like that?
>>570659976Etsuko explicitly does
>>570660018is there even a groper uma?
>>570659962She's not yet old enough to have baby fever...
>>570659379Suzu...
You don't know the pain training an uma without long aptitude in MANT is
Chan still clears Curren, I'm afraid.
>>570660095kamehameha molested hishiama in a very early concept shot i think?i don't blame her
>>570660226>You don't know the pain training an uma without Mile aptitude in MANT isFTFY
>>570660226i know your pain, mani train oguri and her B long is so much suffering
>>570660394cafe's problem isn't the lack of mile aptitude, it's that her entire kit only functions in longs
>>570660129
>>570660226>>570660394Cope, your oshis will get raped in CMs in GL too
>>570659797How would you even survive a threesome with the currens...
>>570660537They both look pretty fluffy
>>570660531True but I'll run her anyway!
>>570660530>>570660129...just a little bit cute.
Here's the rice and bourbon you ordered, trainer.
>>570660537Sex with BouquetIgnoring Curren
>>570660714Tachy wife...
>>570660723Call me Obito Uchiha because I believe I was stoned when I ordered that, it's gonna cost me an eye!
>>570660723Cute Laisu!
>>570660723thanks*hands u the rice*keep the change
Currenstyle.
>>570660723I only ordered the Rice tho
>>570660129>see this pic>immediately want to kill myselflife's just not fair...
Can I get a goodnight kiss
>>570660723ARE THESE REAL!?
>>570660915She's so unintentionally seductive...
why are american umas the horniest?they're always expecting a tip.
>>570660970Maybe
>>570660723Holy fuck
not now torena
>>570661074he does this to me
>>570660984
>>570660952Never gonna wake up to this
>>570661074How come you're allowed to say no but not me?
now torena...
I want this one...
>>570661228That's a big Cafe...
>>570661137fuck you dammit
>>570656775>/spoiler]
>>570661214I would never be able to say no to her....
>>570661331What about another Agnes...?
>>570661117wtf torena is gay?
>>570661421me on the right
why are you guys talking like this...
Silly Symboli
>>570661228Is it only available for online shops and not on some stores in Tokyo?
>>570660723>petit size>Bourbon doesn't have pointless lightsI want a refund.
>>570660723>>570661060You can fit an onahole inside there damn
>>570657404KISS! KIIIIIIIIIISS HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!MARRY! MARRY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!
>>570660723>30k jpy eachZamn...
>>570661449Digitan looks like such a dork here
>>570659404>Extreme amounts of Curren (not whore) propaganda>Everyone except for the Curren (Whore) fag are very more pro Pure currenHilarious and nice to see
>>570661214I am horny so I agree, right now Eishin
864465251766348241992904join all if you wantcm15
>>570661747nobody will be talking about lactating tits in a week
Which umas am I underrating? I've never done a run without fast skip on, so I'm mostly just going off vibes.
>>570661421Oguri wouldn't do this
>>570660723it's cool that they made a 1:1 rice figure
>>570661487>take megladly
>>570662010but what if there's honey
Sweep's career story is quite nice so far... I can relate to it
>>570662101Creek wouldn't do that
kisses
>>570661947>I've never done a run without fast skip onwhy are you playing this game
>>570662142she would if you asked nicely
>>570661947upvote for my fellow redditor!
>>570661908>filled alreadyoh wow I just went to go on my pcstarting meowww
IVE BEEN RUNNING MANT THIS WHOLE WEEKFIRST FUJI KISEKI NOW THE STORY EVENTALL FOR RAINBOW CRYSTALS IM ACTUALLY BURNING OUT HOOOLY SHIT I HAVENT EVEN STARTED MAKING ACES YET
>people talked about pure curren before her release, while he was in npc jail>he thinks that will stop now, post releaselol lmao rofl
>>570661908>all filledAwashfaaaaaah
>>570662151yeah, for dober
>>570662281We hate Finemo here
>>570662190Oguri wouldn't do that
>>570661546I really like this image
>>570662281We love the pretty and sociable ramen fairy here
>>570662327>We hate Finemo here.. on opposite day
its ANGRYit feels ATTACKED
>>570662151panties
>>570662465sniffing at her crotch like a dog
>>570662281>henice troonma bwo
>>570662168To win CMs.
>>570662134Fvvvvvvarrrkkk... Granny...
>>570662636heh sniffing Dober like a doberman
>>570662446I LOVE FINE MOTION I LOVE HEEEEEEEER
>>570661908results, ask for builds if you need them and I'm sure everyone will be happy to showseems to be active rn so maybe a few more quick ones?984144379841443798414437
>>570662636Really
>>570660226if you post here you have trained Falco, everyone here has done her
Here's your whale deck with MLB deck and high level uma
ugh...
>on top of a G1 dayFFUUUUUUCKK
>>570662836Personally I don't know how to play MANT and average 16-17k ratings even if I have some decent cards
>>570662905MY EYES
>>570662732Shakur...
>>570662446attacking FineMo with love
>>570662905Erm, you did run takarazuka in classic year, right?
>>570662216thankfully i did fuji's event on URAbut i AM getting burned out at the current rate
>>57066279718715480
>>570662905suzuka's radiance...
>>570662895Women have this reaction to me
>>570663021>to beat that kitasan demon you only need 3 dominators and 4 hesitants frontsjesus christ
>>570663063pretty sure everybody has that reaction to you teiobro
>>570662281>>570662327>>570662446i feel kind of guilty for wanking off to her getting railed by chads...
She's breaking the conditioning
Teio being a fat and ugly nigger isn't funny no more
>>570663007Yes. Still would have preferred to double up on it and do this training the turn after Victoria Milegot a god summer so didn't really matter
jesus christ, it's 8 AM and I just spent my morning gooning on /uma/
>>57066302110682884>>570663163thought maybe pama had a secret debuff but nope just as you said...all those debuffs
>>570663235nobody asked, slut
>>570663436sex with brian and kitasan
>>570663436S-Sweep just didn't proc Triumphant Pulse + NN...SHE COULD'VE WON....AaahRigged game!!!
Did Naishu + Dueling kill Kitasan and Palma?
Biko Pegasus
Any teiobwos wanna erp with me?
>>570663674uoh?
>>570663703*punches him in the gut*
>>570663740Katsuragi BlackKitasan Ace
>>57066343662844866>>570663506not that much into brian myself, but she's cool>>570663632pama shouldn't die if she procs her unique, but it could be possible. most likely just debuffed to hell and back like the other nonny said
>>570663809>Sweep has Daring Strike>Spe has Fast & Furious>Brian with neither won the fight for 6thWTF /UMA/ I THOUGHT F&F WAS MANDATORY FOR LATE SURGERS!!!!
>>570663809new track pb? never seen it that low before53927627>>570663953tbf she kind of has everything, full throttle is extremely potent as well
>>570663703sure, check the /trash/ thread
curren cumbucket
>>570664038I'm putting Subdued Lates on my next Natie Stamlets will know painUghhhAIDS
>>570664127>late>stamletsbwo?
>end is supposed to be le ultra rare type>half of the new umas are end
>>570663740Smelling her neck for uma scents
>>570664038oof, those dom lobbies are hard. brian is my only hope in these really85847054>>570664127her spurt rate is like 96% and that's with full throttle
>>570661546This image is so cute. Rice would sleep with her giant Bourbon plush even if the lights were too bright
>>570663221DAAAAAAAAHBYYYYYYY
>>570664235why is Cheval acting like a girl?
>>570664232Could you post your brian?
>>570664176Full throttle this full throttle that I am going to throttle the life out of you you son of a>>570664232Everything /uma/ teaches me about the game is a LIEGaslighting me FOR WHATWaaaaaaaaaah
>>570663221sweep was the start of the "monster mares" era after all
>>570664283here you go!
>>570664304that's horrible, I feel sorry that you have to experience that
>>570664232Double dom is faggotry but I really need to take it easy for another 15 days or so for my own sanity
>>570661660DIGITAN LOVE!
>>570661660Digitan's soft butt, tight tummy and musky armpit are visible...
>>570664358Hell yeah, hope she performs well for you. Love Brian
>>57066423269795545>>570664491nah it's fine I think double-triple fronting is gay as hell but it is needed>>570664593thank you!she's really cool...
>my wives?>brian>ryan>rickey>rob roby>mr cock ball
>>570664650Spe getting rushed so many times...Thank you Spe, very cool
>>570664662I need Rob Roy so much it's unreal
if EVERYONE fronts isn't that just a normal race at that point
double front + hog or double front + dom?
nyooooooooooooooooooo
>>570662836Almost all of these faggots use braindead growth umas to show off their stats meanwhile the guy complaining is probably some retard running Rice
>>57066465083777278>>570664732unrelated but sweep will be rad for gl, since you can buy a skill that makes her rush less>>570664813double front + dom imo, you either go hog or fronts
cum bucket d'or
i wish kitasan could give herself schizophrenia so i could use her own card for her
>>570664939
>>570664891>sweep will be rad for gl
>>570664891>tfw will have to borrow Tachyon so no DS for Sweepy (unless I somehow get spooked by Mr.CP & use the selector ticket we're going to get for LB1) >Sweepy can't use her own Speed card causing other issues as wellI do not think it will be rad actually...
>>570662836if you're not using LB0 SR cards are you really an f2p
my favorite talking horse....
>>570665073Mareguri cap...
>>570662836>dogshit statpadding witlet oguriwhat is this nigga tryina prove
>>570665076spooked by what
>>57066489135111763>>570665073her ""debuff"" is a meme!!
>>570662836impressive, he almost capped speed on the 20% growth speed uma
>>570664650Triple Front or any other style is comfy. I don't know how people build parents for multiple different styles. I have a Mile/Medium Front Parent and use one of them for 80% of CMs.Can't imagine having to build an End Parent for 1 CM cause Taishin is good on it. That's way too much work
remember to ALWAYS take lone wolf ;)
>>570665338this but unironically
>>570664662holy shit taste except Mr Cheeseburger
>>570665338The great thing about Lone wolf is that even if another one of your umas has the skill it still works. An opponent needs to get it on one of their umas for the skill to be a brick
>>570665154Mr.CP!
>>570665157nooo she rushed...my moving past...35029505>>570665338many are saying this!>>570665324tbf lates and ends basically share everything, so it's a 2 in 1 deal. fronts are solo but they are strong at least, pace need both their own parents AND are not too great...
>>570665489@umagrok fact check this
uma for this feel?
>>570665115
I have fucking unspent 400 shop points in Classic Year. Why the fuck is the shop so RNG, just give me FL, brochacho
>>57066551991894734
>>570662836He should've reached 1200 1000 1200 with that deck. I run a similar deck when I parent run.
I think I'm gonna check out until GL (and whenever tach drops). I'm too tired trying to compete with S+ umas even though my plat ratio is still above 1/3 average.
mares
>>570665723haha at least GL shops aren't as bullshit since you sneed to empty all the items to get the good ending
>>570665559El Condor Pasa
>>570665765boring girl
unbricked.
>>570665725>Sweep procs DS>Backwards rockeeters into 9th...
>>570665873YADA!
Why did he do it?
>>57066572573247617
>>570665916dotovillain hired him
>>570665916better horse wins
>>570665825https://x.com/i/status/2066367773585158409
>>570665940Villains
>>570665765This girl climbed a whole mountain while on a trip to Chile with her mom just to pick a special flower that grows at the peak to give torena-san once she returns to Japan. She is a very devoted one.
>>570665940>73247617slowing down so last one!>>570666071I need my bpdemons
>>570665825Shut the FUCK up Chan-chan
Yesunlimited im pact
uMama getting raped again..
>>570666147what the HECKChan would never do this
>>570666147wait a minute, this background...
>>570666190Not joining when I already know the result a humiliating loss for my umas
>>570666190do not mess around with bpdemons you'll end up feeling older than your years wondering where your life went like me
>>570665916he finished the story...
>No chains are finishing and it's senior year now
>>570665940thanks to everyone for participating!
>>570666421Thanks for hosting bwo
>>570666147cum bucket cap as in peak
>>570662905>missed important front skillsAt least she got me an extra 1000 team rating
>>570666421your kita looks really strong
>>570666421Thank you for hosting and posting results
>>570666489
>>570666245EVOLUTIOOOOOOOON
>>570666147
>>570666421thanks for hosting
>>570666147What a loving wife
guess im going to the groundwork mines lol
>>570666539Lord if you can hear me, please reincarnate me as Kitasan Black so I can have nonstop, impregnating sex with Lucky Lilac and Almond Eye
>>570666654I was going to ask a silly question about you referring to the umas or the real life mareshaha such a silly question you don't want to fuck mares, right?right?
>>570666620>groundwork minesjust use THAT card
Damn...
>>570666489Stop editing your screenshots
>>570666748Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to
>not even 2nd anni and global is mare brained too
>>570666421Thank you as always There can never be enough rooms
>>570666771Lard Lorraine...
be aware around mares
>>570666876that's my secret, i've always been mare brained
stop calling her cum bucket.....
>>570666771Childhood friends...fat bitches.
>>570666771I'm scared for Marche's trainer considering how her genmates are with theirs...
>>570666876mares good and sexy
>>570666967Maurice's mare...
>>570666940I say it very lovingly
>>570666987now look at global's mares
>>570666917I don't think I will. Stallions are more dangerous.
>>570666764nyooooo you can't use a 10 RB card that provides prudent positioning and groundwork, so that you can use some nice 18* useful blues 18* useful pinks parent... you have to get those mandatory skills by inspiration from 18* groundwork 18* prudent 1* guts shitcock ones!
>>570667080Air Groove is all i need for a lifetime
>>570666967Whores Only You
>>570667108>this is dangerous?
>>570664813Hog + double dom
>>570666983No...
>>570667198for my cock
>>570667148>he thinks I have a relevant 9* blue/pink parent
>>570667198Very.
>>570667108Are you saying this stallion is more dangerous than a mare?
>>570667191
>>570666983The generation of SEX
at least the run was already bricked
Is there some form of maths behind the sparks a horse gun get after its career? Or is it actually a somewhat randomised result depending on lineage?
>>570667467https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0
>>570667467more affinity and stars = better chancerandom otherwise
can i borrow someone's trainee for a little bit?
>>570667307Dangerous...
>>570667525ty
>>570667581sure, but please returne her, she got a busy schedule today
Curren Bouquet raped me...
post something sleepy
>>570667064My Dearest Cum Bucket
>>570667843
>>570667753What are you talking about?
>>570667716>cuckposter>850x510Improve your tradecraft
I have to go to work in 4 hours
>>570666876I will never betray my orange stallion wife!
make love to your trainee
>>570667716this pose is actually very hard to do
>>570668257how would you know that
>>570668257how do you know
>>570668257Try this one
>they don't know
im SICK of this JP uma propaganda!
chiyoposting, currenposting and kitaposting should be bannable
I'm sick of FineMo posters not giving me the sex I'm owed.
>>570668327>>570668335dont ask please
>>570668457stay on /vm/ ricenigger
riceposting too
>>570668492rent free
>>570668420Dont say that...
it’s always the finefags, and chiyofag
fine is finebut chiyo is a no no
I just need to optimize one more uma then I can work on sprint...exciting
im SICK of this JP uma propaganda! (but my dick isn't)
>>570668726>>570668420
>>570668786whats that on her mouth
I'm SICK of this JP uma propaganda!
>>570668854haha...
>>570668869I could fix racist Dober
>>570668786why is her mouth all wavy at the edge did the artist make a mistake and forgot to erase it
>>570668854public hair
>>570668989Still's public hair is on her head!
>>570668959Ogurin sure is cute, huh?
I'm so SICK of Dober!
Dober is going to be morning sick
from Ryan
that's her father
Which way mare man?
and the father of her childMejiro
Cute Journey!
Yappy Yippers, just like Yeppers suggested
>>570669261So flat that she's turned 1D...
to the dream of the death of /uma/
I've been on the same career for 4 hours now..
>>570669231ikuno you dumb chestnut that's not how you make a heart
Oh fuck I have court in the morning.
>>570669427What did you do nonny you need a rep?
>>570669426>tfw to intelligent to make heart hands
>>570669517>to intelligent I esl
>>570669470Oh fuck no that's definitely jail time.
>>570669426She's making testicles (mine)
>>570669231The things I would do to Dober... like take her out to dates, indulge in her hobbies, rape her, and cuddle with her lovingly
>>570669601Yeah that is the joke, bro.
>>570669231yeppers is a mare????
>>570669731Yeppers...
>>570669731yeppers, check the ears
>>570669297Reaching levels of FLAT never conceived before.
Just had a run where NTR only had one event appear & Kitasan never appeared at allWhat the FUCK
Jordan...
>>570669929>>570669929>>570669929
>>570668492only evil currens bounce like this
