Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9412 - The Power of Love EditionThread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbjvMVGtze8 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie>'Sonic Live in Concert' Announced For US, UK, Starting September 2026https://www.sonicstadium.org/articles/sonic/sonic-live-in-concert-announced-for-us-uk-starting-september-2026-r3441/>Sonic Live in Concerthttps://sonicliveinconcert.com/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 17 June 2026DC X Sonic the Hedgehog #3 - 01 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 08 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #1 - 15 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #88 - 05 August 2026DC X Sonic the Hedgehog #4 - 05 August 2026Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #2 - 02 September 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #89 - 09 September 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>570646196
Shadaria is canon sorry I don't make the rules.
>SALLYSALLYSALLYSALLY. LET HER DIE ALREADY SHE IS NOT CANON AND SHE NEVER MATTERED>....b-GON *posts the thing*>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
gen alpha shall be the saviors of sonic. they dont do shipping wars.
Archie won.Krack won.AI won.IDW won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKipZcs9ZRAUltimate LAME form! Ha HA!
>>570685356They only like the movies.
>>570685441Jet is just the best
>>570685302Everything Is Canon means Buy Our Products
Are you ready to get needlessly cock teased by the comic coming out this week?
Do you have the urge for Surge?
sonic generations levels are fun
>>570685740it was the peak of sonic
>>570685718I do
>>570685643
Sonream
>>570685921Women love tough guys who drop spaghetti around them
why were 00s sonic fans like this
>>570686103I'm afraid to ask if this is supposed to be Silver
naked
>>570686103These character designs look like something an AI fucked up
i can't believe they actually re-released generations with 3 reskinned shadow levels and people bought it for 80 bucks
Sonic
FROGGY?
>>570686103I’m glad those oldfags are dead
Silver
>>570686103Nobody liked chris nor elise backthen. too much screentime, too little value, pretty annoying with all the overflowing feewings
>>570685398If IDW won I losted>>570686340When will fanartists stop drawing his fingers red :(
Shadow
>>570685921Relic a cute! Also, it's super weird that Knuckles has so many ladies on his jock, but he's always being such a pissant about it. Restore your race, nigga! You've got so many volunteers.
>>570686629because that picture is missing his red marks on his arms so it's not accurate
>>570686598Elise did nothing wrong though. Her only "crime" as crushing on a boy her age. Chris does belong in the trash though. What drugs were they on to think that kids would relate to that entitled rich brat?
Amy
Chris acted like most lonely kids and the lonely autistic sonic fans hated that.
HOT TAKEbig the cat is actually basedhe's just a chill cat that likes fishing and his palsbig is cool and his gameplay loop is more fun than knuckles/rougehe has the best character theme song in the adventure 1&2 games
>>570686906I like Big because he is chill and nice. I can't believe he's eighteen though. It's like finding out Vanilla was in her fucking twenties instead of her forties.
Metal
Douge
>>570686815You don't seem to understand why people consume. people want to see sonic and shadow do edgy shit and beat the crap out of bad guys. they are not interested in yet another sonic simp without any interesting qualities that takes too much screen time and plot relevance. yuuta is more interesting that chris and elise and look, yuuta is pretty generic and his doohicky sword is pretty generic>over powered world saving plot device that only you can use and is powered by guts and team work
I will never stop being upset at that episode where he has a cold, and both his parents ditch their business obligations to go and dote on him for the day. And this little shit, despite being so sad that they can't spend more time with him, has the absolute gall to act all embarrassed about it. God fucking dammit.
>>570687079Cute and canon
>>570686906How is that a hot take? Even Sonic haters like Big these days, cause he's just some chill dude who minds his business.
Rodents
... You know what? Nah.
>>570686687More>>570686725Shadow is shown without gloves/shoes in >Dash & Spin manga>Jet Black Hedgehog Manga>Gerald's journal Red stripe never extends to fingers and toes, it seems to taper off around the wrists and ankles like the quill stripes do. The Rivals 80s outfit for him may show the fingers (all black) but Rivals 2 makes it look more like black fabric.
>>570685984Sonic reams her ass
>>570686103These oldfags are either dead or transitioned
>We need to contain these unregistered superpowered teenagers. G.U.N is being foolish by letting them run around as they wish without any real supervision.Y'know, Willoughby kinda had a point. Sonic alone caused a huge blackout just playing baseball by himself.
>>570686103Sonic is currently in this funny position where they desperately want the autistic 2000's DA audience that liked Sonic X back but is also worried sick that they'll break their diplomacy with mainstream media and get dedicated shit like this again
>>570684054 >>570684326 >>570685384Fellow Male Boyfan present
Anons complain about mods not caring about /sthg/ but mods don't care about most of the board
So has the consensus been reached on what all the locations are? A lot of the fan versions seem to only account for the present, but you need to factor the futures as well.My 2¢:>Palmtree Panic: the upper-left mountain area makes sense but the futures don't quite match>Collision Chaos: leftmost mountainous area is the most visually similar but again the bad future breaks this so I'm not sure>Tidal Tempest: the primitive "cubes" on the water that becomes a facility in the futures, near the volcanoes, as the round is outdoors in the present and becomes indoors in the futures>Quartz Quadrant: crystal island on left>Wacky Workbench: middle>Stardust Speedway: bottom-left statue and surrounding city>Metallic Madness: building landscape on bottom (bottom-right might be "Final Fever"?)With some minor zigzagging, it's pretty clear that the general path of Sonic's quest starts at the top and works its way to the bottom.
>>570687603Don't expect anyone to take you seriously if you talk about the manga like it was canon
>>570687414Corruption of the youth
I KEEP YOUR PICTURE UPON THE WALLIT HIDES THE NASTY STAIN THAT’S LYIN’ THERESO DON’T YOU ASK ME TO GIVE IT BACKI KNOW YOU KNOW IT DOESN’T MEAN THAT MUCH TO ME
>>570689390There are no other official examples. They're not canon but they are officially approved. Never has red fingers. It's purely a fanart thing. Plus it looks stupid
>>570686815>entitled rich brat?Chris' money plays little into his character besides allowing him to hide Sonic and his friends as well as the Tornado, as well as having an Uncle who can help Tails with tech support, etc.I dont get this nuGen obsessed eith poorfagging in order for a character to be "relatable". Yall are so shallow.Chris sucks because he is lame and a weenie with no sauce, not because he was "unrelatable".If he was cool, people would have liked him.Its that simple.Just look at Yuta.
>>570685257That's right Blaze, losing my virginity made me stronger, something you'll never do
>>570689820i can't help but agree with that
>>570685257is crossworlds worth getting if I only want to play single player / offline?
>>570690987No.
>>570690987No
>>570688263imagine if they bring back the "top ten hottest sonic girls" types
If it isn't the 4th wheel
u wot mate?
>>570691384That's actually a pretty cool mod
Today i feel like the smiling gigachad, while (You) are the crying wojak.*phonk music starts*
Dead general
>>570693498That's what you get for chasing away everyone with even an inch of creativity. Also one medicore game every five years isn't exact healthy.
>>570693498Well, let's skip the slow pain that comes before...
>>570693712Could he shoot faster than Shadow during Chaos Control?
>Gotcha S hadow
>>570693498Undead franchise that's kept alive with horrific drug cocktails and the prayers of weirdos with mediocre childhoods.
>>570693879Nobody beats lucky luke, he got cartoon physics to work for him.
>>570693681This and on Twitter, once the usual suspects established themselves they started running ops to cancel everyone so they could keep the attention to themselves
>>570693374*french kisses you*
taking off blazes panties and getting blasted with a wave of scalding hot pussy steam
>>570693912Good lord, fisher... are we a death cult?
>>570693879Lucky Luke has outdrawn his OWN shadow before, never mind Shadow the Hedgehog
Niche ships?
>>570694810elias x surge
MMMMMMMMMM shadamy
>>570694810Espio x Trip
>>570693498Thanks to our shitty drawfags
>>570694810Bisexual Bottom OC x Honey the Cat
>>570694810Elise x Blaze
>>570693374NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570694876Nobody ever points out that this "wholesome Shadamy moment" is ruined if you actually play the game. Shadow originally forgot to bring a gift for Amy at all. He didn't think to bring a gift to a birthday party. He saw everyone else did and was "worried for his social status" (ooc westshit). He first attempts to ask around to see if they sell gift bags on the train, which they don't. So he eventually settles on concert tickets, then fumbles that by accidentally printing out the main page of the website, which he carelessly throws in the trash and it ruins the surprise when it's found.
>>570695829THOUGHTFULdow...
>>570695829Yes. he doesn't know how to handle social shit. which is part of the appeal
>>570696140Yeah it is part of the appeal, Shadow's social retardation is cute when you don't go overboard with it. But shippers only focus on how it's the perfect gift while ignoring what led up to it. A gift bag of all things lol. It's the same fuckup Sonic made too.>Player: Oh! Did someone bring a cake for you?>Amy: YES, that was Sonic's job!>Sonic: ..?>Player: (Funny, Sonic looks awfully nervous all of a sudden.)>Sonic: (Shoot, I was supposed to get Amy a cake... what am I gonna do?)
both sonic and shadow forgot to bring shitmy anything for her birthday. nobody cares about shitmy.
>>570696981Sonic forgorShadow is just retar
I'm here or I'm here revisited?
>>570696981I thought Sonic planned the cake and Shadow bought tickets
>>570697132yeah and both of them forgot to do it originally play the game>>570697065shadow also forgot idiot the tickers were a last moment thing because he didn't want to look like a loser
Sally’s back stripe
>>570697347>>>/co/
>>570697131Revisited is a banger.>they spent half the budget for a western alternative metal band to sing in a blue rat game
>>570697286I did play the game. It’s the thought that matters more than the gift is what I’m saying.
>>570697460and they didn't think about it at all until they were reminded by others,actual thoughtful people plan gifts before the birthday is supposed to happen and are not socially pressured into it.
>>570697459totally worth it in my opinion
>>570697610Everyone makes mistakes, and they at least tried to fix it.
>>570698014because they were worried about consequences and getting embarrassed
>>570697347What flavour is it?
>>570694185Yeah, kinda. >>570695338I genuinely don't think there's a single Sonic character who isn't bisexual.
>>570697459>spoiler...Frontiers or Revisited?
>>570698140shadowsonictailsamyblaze
>>570686103At lease Elise looks hot.
New BoC is filler, but the fun kind of filler
>>570698071Yes.That’s the bargain of life
>>570696981Sonic used his super speed to buy her a cake(im-fucking-plying Sonic has money???)Shadow used his poor tech "skills" to buy her concert tickets. Dude grew up on a space colony and somehow can't use a computer.
>>570698334FATNIC
>>570698140All Sonic characters register to me as canon straight, but I’ll do whatever with them I please in the mindscape that is my chronic porn addiction.
>>570697347Licking Sally's backstribe. >>570698108Raspberry.
>>570698190Frontiers, i assume he was talking about this https://youtube.com/watch?v=QCfPJbmgulU
>>570698334https://youtu.be/vm3E5Ton7_s?t=9
>>570698190Nicole, my beloved.
>>570694185Funny how some people see amy being obsessed with sonic as a bad thing but in lola’s case her love crazy version is the one that people see as more fun and empowered than her original self, to the point where people want that personality but with the original bimbo body
>>570698483>All Sonic characters register to me as canon straightSega won't even let the IDW lesbians be lesbians.
>>570698334Reminder that Sonic is canonically weighs more than an ubermensch and a walking weapons platform combined. He's so heavy that even someone with super strength struggles to lift him. How and why does the "fastest thing alive" have the density of tungsten?
Imagine being able to run this fast
Moon shoes.Moon shoes.Kid-powered anti-gravity shoes.
Here's your new crossworlds free dlc character bro
>>570699025Why is Rouge struggling when she effortlessly carries Shadow AND Omega (over 2,000 lbs) effortlessly in Heroes? Is Sonic 10,000 lbs? Why is he so fucking fat?
>>570699141Kino heterosexuality. Kino character design. IDW will NEVER have this.
>>570699193Right? What the fuck is in all those chili dogs?
>>570699141When did luna get a variant in a sonic universe? I will now read your manga
^-^
>>570699141she's cute
why is BoC still going after they defeated Amon?
>>570699141she should rape yuta and both of them should rape shadow
>>570699418I was just thinking that too kek
>>570698334After reading the new issue, i'm fine with BoC not being canon cause they can manage to do crazy stuff like the recent issue
I'M HERE, REACHING FAR ACROSS
>>570699043Replace it with modern models, you’d lag and then fall through the map
>>570696140>restingbitchfacedow
>>570699141We already have Hatsune Miku. >>570699759Classic models would clip through the titles and get stuck in the geometry.
>>570700654>silver and blaze in-step in the backgroundso fucking funny this meme came up at the same time as the "in-step as takarazuka" theorizing
BoC has a new female villain?
>>570698874I love both versions of lola, but her and daffy carried TLTS
>>570698737
https://mangadex.org/chapter/24772894-3afe-4463-9471-43a7a19c984bNew BoC
>>570701612so cool....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KobniAJixBY
>>570700915This is just random roping
Two faggots spamming
Look at himHow can anyone hate him
Micnic
>>570703035look at that silly round cat
>>570699743>fun things can't be canonshut up chris
>>570703912Why does it need to be canon? This is what its dont get. Just enjoy "fun thing"?You people are like that annoying little sibling who cries to mommy and daddy that it "isn't fair older sibling won't include you" in their plans with their friends.
>>570704249chris... shut up
>>570698334Fatnic
>>570704249You sound like that "why do we NEED humans?" whiner
>>570704592NTA, but you didn't answer the question. Why does it NEED to be canon?
>>570704341
>>570704785These arent even remotely the same thing.Humans actually were in the games and served a purpose.
>>570704785With humans, it's not a matter of needing them, it's a matter of they simply exist, and it's fucking dumb that Sega keeps trying to gaslight us otherwise. Or is it IDW who's doing that? Either way, humans not being in IDW is weird and makes no sense.
>>570698334why that fathog so fat?
>>570704827Because Aaron Webber, your better, was 100% right about this.Canon is a community construct and all the word means to corportations is "product that we, Sega, sell," aka "official."Flipping the script now because you can looks like oldschool SoA/J sabotage that no one asked to come back.
>My fans are normal and understand boundaries
Prince Isol
>>570705464Okay. For once, an argument wasn't happening.
This is the worst Sonic anniversary
>>570705816so far!
Infinite
>>570705816But anon, the merchandising and collabs!
>>570705661Perfect enemy for Burning Blaze and capture Silver and turn him into a damsel in distress
>>570705858
Morning Anons, i just woke up and read the latest BOC Chapter.Who's ready for a storytime!!!
>>570705464>Canon is a community constructNo it isn't.
Rough and Tumble
>>570706158Im ready!>that artWhy can't western comic artists draw Sonic this on model and cool looking?
>>570706251sex
>>570706158
>>570706351Westerners are woke communists who hate masculinity and beauty.
>>570705816Somehow, yeah. >>570705894And yet we still haven't had a single good Sonic game. 35 years, still waiting.
>>570706251The only IDW characters I wouldn't mind seeing in the games as mini bosses
>>570705661>>570705858>>570706054>>570706251Sexo blobian boys
>>570706425anyone else agree her shoes look very blob foot adjacent?
Blaze Butt
>>570706425We need a fat sonic mod in the next game
The only voice that came to my mind when reading Ai's dialogue was Tomoko Kaneda
>>570706996
>>570706996guess whatblaze buttguess whyblaze thigh
Was it worth it?
>>570707285>>570707062>>570706667This looks like shit
Wave the Swallow
>>570707285
>Yuuta already has a love interestWestniggers could not
>>570707639
We should one day have a death battle AI vs AI vs AI Sage vs Nicole vs this manga girl
>>570707761i thought you hated shipping and romance slop
>>570707926
>>570708138It's ok when Japan does it
>>570708138it's okay when japan does it
>>570708282>>570708280kek
>>570708280>>570708282
>>570707858>Espio choking Knuckles out like the bitch he isBASED.
>>570708194
>>570708194>Yuuta>YutaI'm assuming that sign was there unaltered in the alphabet originally, so now we know the creator-preferred spelling is Yuta, not Yuuta.
>>570708280>>570708282I am going to take a fat crap on you from now on, fagets
>>570708535
>want to point out how Sonic is being OC in the manga but I don't wanna look like an IDW shill
>>570708194There's that teacher in the background post the picYou know which one
>>570708280>>570708282Sonic purists in a nutshell. >>570708769No, you're totally allowed to point out how weird and unappealing it is for Sonic to act like a fuckin' youkai.
>>570705858Got his anal virginity taken by Shadow BBC, he's now become a woman
>>570708769Just wait till it's over and then give us your thoughts>I don't wanna look like an IDW shillSpeak what you believe is true. Don't let fear stop you
>>570708838you can also see the bully from before aswell as some girl wearing a chao beanie?
>>570706627Eh, disagree. Id rather some Eggman creation instead.
What if
>>570708759
>>570709541Yep, this is the CrossWorlds tie-in.Guess the one he made with Ian left a sore taste in his mouth.
>>570709168Silver standing in the void doing nothing interesting, very exciting artwork Alota.
Nothing happened of Courage
>>570709541
>>570709779Looney-Tunes ass...
https://files.catbox.moe/2n8fzi.mp4https://x.com/sk3w_3D/status/2066539262615437423Shadow in the Backrooms
>>570709914>that pesky wabbitI'm gonna cum.
Now the question is what character has the best paws
>>570709779Killing children in CoroCoro LET'S GOOOOO
>>570709779
>>570709779lamp oil? rope? it's yours my friend!
>>570710003FINALLY SOME ACTUAL FUCKING IN CHARACTER SONICIN A FUCKING MANGA ONLY 5 PEOPLE READ?
>>570709035>Sonic purists in a nutshell.Admitting youre not even a sonic fan. That's a nice start NTA btw
>>570708280
>>570710021As long as you have enough rings!
>>570710003>act of terrorism>put on cool shadesthat's scourge
>>570710003
Okay, but that all could be done with blobians insteadThere's no reason humans must be there
>>570710003My king!
>>570708138Yuta is not a canon character being distorted for romance, he's a character created entirely for this manga who they are establishing
>>570710003>Sonic actually being cool
This franchise is suffering if you like any character more than the main character
There should be an equal number of characters for every species, No archie shit doesn’t count there’s 4 hedgehogs so >1 more cat>3 more bats>1 more echidna>3 more sun gazers>3 more armadillos>3 more squirrels And so on
>>570710278>KK CO.>sounds like KKKLOCALIZERS SAVE ME!!!
The Chaotix changed a lot over the years right? Both Vector and Espio shit on Charmy a lot. Poor bee
>>570710426Shadow
>>570710278
>>570708194>Sire>Siris Windii illiterate?
I’m not reading this but I really want porn of that girl
>>570710283It doesn't feel the same. When its humans, Sonic sticks out as an oddity.I never understood the "humans make Sonic characters stick out too much" criticism. Sonic and friends are SUPPOSED to stick out.
>>570710197Edit this to be Shadow
>>570710618
>>570710474>Equality autismNo?
IT'S SONIC RACIIIIIIINGALL AROUND THE WORLD
>>570710919a tragedy is literally seconds away from happening in the background.heh.
>>570710003>Poochie level glazing
>chapter confirms Sonic isn't afraid of waterSo Sonic X was ooc
>>570710919
>>570711176This is exactly how Sonic should be treated in-world and if you disagree then you're actually not a fan
You people aren't happy with anything.
>>570711218That means the games themselves are OOC.
>>570711402He's never been afraid of water in a video game
>>570711218It was always swimming, not the water itself.
>>570711308Sonic will fuck that girl
>>570710426I’ll have to wait years to see the cutest character again
>>570711308
>>570711321Maybe of this worthless franchise was actually good for once in its existence, then it would elicit some feeling of joy.
Is it AI (A.I.) or AL?Fucking Google winning the font race over Adobe...
>>570711402His character description says he isnt afraid of water but cant swim, even Ian got that right
>>570711718Ai, like AiAi
>>570709541Bro driving like it's Mario Kart World
I just want to point out that this whole "You're not a REAL Sonic fan!" attitude doesn't exist anywhere else on the internet. It's literally just this one pathetic retard in /sthg/.
>>570711605
>>570711867If only you knew how sadly wrong you are
>>570711867ok pathetic retard
>>570711718Ai, it's a common name in Japanese.
Why would I want to be a real Sonic fan when most of this franchise is dogshit
>>570711938
>>570712054Knuckles hangs out with kids
>>570711465No it's water, that's why Rush can never happen again and you won't see Blaze be important in anything ever again.
>>570711867>>> Sonic Twitter and facebook are plagued with this argument on a daily basis wtf are you on about. Every time an IDW chapter comes out it's JP purists tearing it to shreds about how it isn't free like the wind enough. That's how the entire fandom has become.
>>570712145Holy Hell, how HORRIFYING.
>>570711218>>570712208Why would Sonic be afraid of just water?
>>570712219Doesn't feel like a Shadow line 2bh
>>570712145
>>570712219but what about silver :(
>>570712325He just dislikes it because he can't look cool in it.
>>570711769>>570707285Ah, なるほど。
>>570712325Why can't the stupid bastard be arsed to learn how to fucking swim?
>>570712379
Sonic has literally never been said to be afraid of water outside of Sonic X and Underground. Sega always maintained he isn't hydrophobic and just can't swim. It's consistent. This isn't something new. It's something only X and Underground got wrong. Archie, IDW, the games, Boom, the OVA and everything else handled it fine.
>>570707926This is funnier than any filler in IDW.
>>570712507Unironically, Sonic being a video game character is directly contradictory to the supposed original intent of his character. >>570712417Then maybe the stupid little tard should learn how to fucking swim.
>>570712667This is why you should only use the games for characterization >>570712749Naka said it was originally a mistake because he thought Hedgehogs couldn't swim, and then he decided to keep it that way so there is at least one thing Sonic is bad at.
>>570712641
Silver and Blaze are not an active participants in their own relationship.
>>570709035>Sonic to act like a fuckin' youkai.But that was closer to the original intention ("fairy")
>>570712886Don't look at the human female like that
>>570712886
>>570712879>sonic >bad at anythingNaka doesn’t understand Sonic.
Stickfag is Australian
>>570712145>>570712379..how do they have this much dialog in midair?
does anybody even like Sonic as a fairy
>>570712879>Naka said it was originally a mistake because he thought Hedgehogs couldn't swim,This is well known. Why doesn't he learn how to swim in-universe? >and then he decided to keep it that way so there is at least one thing Sonic is bad at.He's always been atrocious at delivering quality video games, so that's two things.
>>570713194people who arent archie or satam fags
>>570712976Holy shit he's fat
>>570713097The End!
>>570713387so it's yuta not yuuta?
>>570713387human Amy
>>570712976The alleged original intent is bad. >>570713194Fuck no. You'll notice that the only successful Sonic projects are the movies, in which Sonic actually acts like a person rather than some esoteric entity. And like yeah, the movies suck too, but still.
>>570713194Archieshits are literally the only fans who hate it
>>570713387So she replaced Amy?
So Anons, if you were to have added a sonic character to this latest chapter who would it have been and why?
>>570713387Amy's not going to be happy about thisAt least, she wouldn't be if she wasn't neutered
>>570713342And yet Fleetway was the one that removed any remaining magical quality and explained why he's fast and blue.
>>570711218Even in X hr isn't afraid of water. Its of drowning. The very first episode when he is in the pool, he isnt scared
>>570713194What the fuck do people even mean when they say they want him to be a fairy or not
>>570713583Amy
>>570713650Tails says Xnic is afraid of water and hates the beach, both are not true of gamenic
>>570713469Yeah but the fantranslators are too proud to fix it so it'll be Yuuta forever until the official version comes out (unless they decide to Anglicize his name).
>>570713387>she ends up fangirling SonicOf course, because everyone is obligated to suck this gary stu's dick. At this rate, Eggman's gonna start sucking him o->"Farewell Sonic, my admirable adversary."... FUCK.
>>570713684a trickster type character that teaches other characters lessons about freedom n shit
I mean... his name appeared visibly on the car as "Yuta" so it's obviously "Yuta" and not "Yuuta"
>>570713684manic pixie dream girl or magical negro
>>570713771Eggman always respected Sonic.
>>570706425>>570706667Sonic it's not healthy to gain and lose weight so quickly, stahp
>>570713194Knuckles.
Archiefags: S-s-so we all hate it when Sonic acts like his videogame self and not a shippable boy right?No, when you post like this you are just saying "I am an Archie faggot"
>>570713387Well that was an interesting interpretation of Amy..or, is it more like manga-Seira?
So only Sonic, Tails, and Shadow are allowed to show up in the manga? Is that why we got an Amy stand-in?
I swear, this idiot might actually be Iizuka himself. Stop crying bitch tears on 4chan and go make some video games for once.
When was the last time we had Tails Central
He was right
>>570714654>0 likes
Maybe if the actual video games weren't jank trash, people might start caring about that version.
>>570714838>You hate Sonic.
>RandomBox melty
>>570715035>Sonic is insufferable
>>570714838>if you like a different version you hate the source>no nuance
Yes, I hate SonicHe's nigger-coded and was voiced by a Jew
>>570715293Everyone who says the like Archie or IDW Sonic ends up admitting that they hate game Sonic anyways
SSSSSonic Shadow Silver SpongeBob
So Ai's gonna turn out as a Sonuta yaoi artist, right?
>>570711718It’s literally the Japanese word for love
>>570715368When you open an IDW Sonic comic, the panel composition is clear, the dialogue is legible, and the artwork is complete. When you boot up a Sonic game, the controls are slippery, the camera is schizophrenic, and it's full of bugs. It's really that simple.
What Sonic character would be piped during their Vtube stream
>>570715717Amyrose needs to whack that ramenhead with a baguetta.
>>570715709Marine is too much for my heart
Suicide Surge
Comicfaggots really seethe when you write Sonic with a personality from the games
>>570715778Fang
>>570715952Don't turn out like fionafag, marinefag
>>570716042Archie fags don't like Sonic
I don't understand the hate for Silvaze
>>570715195WHERE
>>570715396But what about Shrek :(
>>570716356It's empty and it ruined Silver
>>570716479>felixGod damn he's sexy.
>>570716356Tanabata and takarazuka theme slop is not enough but it's what these characters are about.>>570716484Silver was always ruined, then.
>>570716484>the person that created Silver ruined Silver
>>570716042>game Sonic>personality>WOAH! ALRIGHT! THIS IS HAPPENIN'! Yeah, okay. Sure.
>>570716025This comic tries too hard to be edgyWe mocked Shadow's game for less
>>570716697I wish Takarazuka was an actual theme because it seems they forgot about it since a long time ago. Black night was the last time they tried to make her look "manly "
>>570716792> Exhibit A
>>570716707>creator of the thing fucked up the thingYes, a totally unprecedented phenomenon.
>>570716697>>570716356Don’t listen to tanabataschizo. He’s a jobless loser that needs to commit suicide already.
>>570716946>"Sonic is a supposed to be a soulless cereal mascot!"
>>570717096I don't know what these words mean I am not japanese
>>570713254>Why doesn't he learn how to swim in-universe?He physically can't swim. He sinks like a stone. He is incapable.
Tails! :D
>>570717192That doesn't make any sense. Why does he sink? IS he actually unnaturally dense? Listen, consistency is nice and all, but you don't have to commit to something when it's really fucking dumb.
>>570717187"... but something in the backyard made my dog sick."
>>570713598How long is this comic supposed to run for? I had the impression it was a more of a miniseries, but it's running past the final boss so I guess that was just the first arc. If Amy's in, she'll probably appear after Movie 4 is out and we get a solid read on the "new" Amy. Would be funny if this is like Super Mario-kun where it just runs forever going forward and it outlives the Western comics.
>>570717187Tanabataschizo is a schizophrenic that’s obsessed with reducing him and Shadow to the themes of their partnerships with Blaze and Maria. Despite admitting to hating Silver and repeatedly being shown Shadow and Silver having stuff beyond their quasi-girlfriends.
>>570713543I want Amy to meet her!>>570713556>moviesAgain, the movies success has very little to do with Sonic's characterization. The design change is why it succeeded.
>>570707285>>570707639>>570713387This is cute! I liked this chapter. Also, I guess this is how Blade of Courage is promoting CrossWorlds lolYutai!>>570713925>>570708579I hope they don't change the names for the official English release. This is something the Sonic series hasn't seriously done with characters and I hope they don't start now
>>570713650He regularly gets panic attacks just by being on a ship.
>>570713583Ai literally means Love in Japanese. Answer is obvious. Have Amy show up and Ai can be her Yuuta and they can chase Sonic and Yuuta together.
>>570717192>>570717337Sonic doesn’t learn because it’s his designated weakness/quirk and the character never physically ages. Simpsons logic.
>>570716792Archiefags>We don't hate game Sonic we just hate game Sonic
>>570710021>>570717217
>>570713731Does he say thay in the japanese version?Sonic famously loves beaches.>>570717698He wasn't really getting "refular panic attacks". The ship episode was more him being trapped on the ship really.
>>570717937>Does he say thay in the japanese version?Yes
Counter
>>570716792So yes, you hate Sonic.
>>570717337Why does he need some scientific explanation for it?
>>570715749Meanwhile, actual IDW dialogue.
>>570698939God ... just imagine the sex. The heavenly guilt he feels when he's flooding his beloved angel Maria with his thick tainted alien essence, claiming her sacredly as the devoted acolyte he was always meant to be, nestled safe and trembling within her loving arms. The soul-deep satisfaction she feels in finally being useful, in cradling this lonely hedgehog boy created for her, bathing him in the warmth of unconditional love while her own bone-deep aches dissolve into waves of ecstatic pleasure.Hfoma is beautiful.
Fuck it, I'm just gonna say it. The games are the worst part of the Sonic franchise. This isn't even controversial, it's just excepted fact. These games fucking suck, and nobody cares about Sonic Team's shit ass vision.
>>570718248the marketing carried Sonic in the 90s
>>570718248Because you hate Sonic
>>570717989Weird. Wven in Heroes he has idle dialogue about liking the beach
>>570718285The console wars are the only reason this fraud ass franchise got anywhere. People backed it because they felt compelled to be contrarian against Mario. >>570718336I hate the Sonic games because they aren't fun, yes.
>>570718248It's sad but true and has been for a long time.People are invested in the franchise for the characters, designs and music.We just tolerate Sonic Team's bullshit.
>>570718248The games are amazing.
>>570718136>"-that's why i'll leave and give them all to a random 6 year old girl i met"Blaze as a character is not something that should be taken seriously at all
who's ready for Crossworlds Year-3!!!!!!!!!?????
>>570718248Statements dreamed up by the chronically unskilled
>>570718543The fuckin' irony of the "shitty friends" nonsense. Those shitty friends hard carry this IP.
Archiefags: I hate Sonic Gamefags: You hate SonicArchiefags: fucking purists
>>570716931It is. Their whole in-step thing is about takarazuka. At first Blaze takes the lead, but then Silver takes over. In Otherworldy Comedy Amy told Blaze to wear a maid outfit. >>570717096>>570717547>noooo Silver has so much going for him!!!lmao
>>570707546My beautiful bird wife...
>>570716697Silver is completely fine when Blaze acts like her characters and stays the fuck away in her dimension
>>570716931i think the point with the takarazuka theming was that now blaze and silver slowly grew into their ''trad'' roles so they aren't really a masculine girl/feminine boy duo anymore, it's boring but it's what they are going with since they can't afford to put their cool hero character in a princess dress in canon.>>570717096 tanabata schizo is weird but i feel his spergout is part of why people tried to speculate on themes and plot of 06.
>>570718842Silver has precisely ONE thing going for him. He is a time traveler who has come to the present to save the future. Once he kills the Iblis Trigger, he shall fuck off back home. Why is he still here?
Jet already exists as the sporty cocky teenage boy with attitudeSilver is the heroic cocky teenage boy They already exist
>>570718790Accurate
>>570719024OOC off brand
>>570718248Have you actually played the games?
>>570719017to enjoy the peace (with Blaze)to protect the blue skies of the future (that he sacrificed Blaze for)
>>570718518>The console wars are the only reason this fraud ass franchise got anywhere. People backed it because they felt compelled to be contrarian against Mario.If that was the case, then every other mascot platformer woulda been successful but they weren't.
Every Sonic game this decade has been good. There is no excuse for comicfaggotry
>>570718917That’s not what happens though. The masculine role taking idea was already debunked with town mission 16 where he has a masculine role before her sacrifice.
>>570719856i was gonna say "lol no they haven't" but i remembered it's the 2020s, not the 2010s...
>>570717149>"Sonic is a supposed to be a soulless cereal mascot!"Correct
>>570715195God
>>570720047Now you're getting it. The last 6 years have been fine.
>>570718023
>>570718248>The games are the worst part of the Sonic franchise.Not when pic related exists.>b-butNot my problem.
No insecurities No home to go back to No lessons to learnAbsolutely no love interests Sonic the Hedgehog, the video game character from a video game and not a shitty AU comic
>>570718842Arguing with you is pointless.
>>570720325
>>570719556Yes, and they make me want to fucking kill myself in hindsight because I could've been playing literally anything else. ... Should've filled my childhood with more RPGs. >>570719856>Frontiers>Dream Team>Crossworlds>goodAnon, play a real video game for once in your life, I beg you.
>>570719881maybe it is something gradual rather than something that happens only with a sacrifice switch, or it happens before her sacrifice.what do you think was the intention then? that it's not really a factor in their dynamic? silver does have a few quirks other male characters at his age don't have at times but maybe we re looking too deep into it.
>>570718248>nobody cares about Sonic Team's shit ass visionThis part is true in many factions of the fandom. A lot of fans want Sonic Team (really, the whole franchise) to bend to their will of what would make Sonic entertaining. Because Sonic, as it is, is NOT entertaining
How tall is Sonic
>>570720505Is Mighty supposed to feel cucked with his sister?
>>570718790Literally lol
>>570720326Sonic 3(& Knuckles) is fucking garbage. >Not my problem.Your problem is that you no standards. >>570720147>actually gives a damn and feels emotions>sociopathic shonen trashI don't even like IDW, but seriously fuck off.
>>570720691incest is wincest, I guess.
>>570719079But they arent the main character and this is a validation thing. Always has been.It isnt about "getting what you want". Its about "winning".
>>570720590>Because Sonic, as it is, is NOT entertainingFucking thank you. That's the core of this issue. Sonic Team's apparently ideal version of Sonic isn't fun. Simple as.
>>570720781>I don't even like IDW, but seriously fuck off.NTA, but I need YOU to fuck off. That's NOT Sonic's character and it never has been. IDW Sonic is a weenie and I hope they unironically do something so awful that they lose their canon status.
>>570720781>shits on S3&K>defends IDWnic Come on now
>>570720528>YesWhich ones? When did you play them? What was the last one you played?
>>570720781>Sonic 3(& Knuckles) is fucking garbage.So you don't like video games, got it.
>>570720781>Sonic 3(& Knuckles) is fucking garbage.Wild take. What was so bad about it?
I hope the IDW characters appear in the manga and are made ooc
>>570721065Sonic's "true" character fucking sucks. Thank god this franchise is such a goddamn failure. >>570721091Yes, and I hate you for making me do that. >>570721131The ones I listed, dumbass. Frontiers was ass. Empty Unreal asset flip trash with no story and less content.
>>570720147The wind does not concern itself with canon
>>570721283He can't just hold right to win and actually has to put in some modicum of effort in order to beat it.
>>570720949But he is. What makes him unfun?
>>570721398haven't seen such hate for the series as a whole in a minute, you're just here to be a big meanie with a constant frown on his face aren't you?
>>570721398>The ones I listedSo literally only the most recent game that deviates from the previous entries and the spinoff racing game?I dont love Frontiers either and thinks crossworlds is mascot racer slop, but i also played previous entries.
>>570720487Arguing with *you* is pointless. You want to ignore Sonic Team's direction for the characters. Your position is as stupid as "Tails is about fixing planes"
>>570721283The fact it's jank, buggy shit that controls like a golf cart with a broken accelerator. >inb4Yes, I know that's how all Sonic games play. That is my point. >>570721224I don't like Sonic video games, because they're not fun.
>>570720573I don’t think Takarazuka is meant to be applied to Silver and Blaze. The way they’re presented as similar, initially bickering and then in-sync to me says that there isn’t meant to be a power/domination dynamic between them.
>>570721429Even most Nintendo casuals tend to say they like Sonic 3. Take is wild.
>>570721637>I don't like Sonic video games, because they're not fun./co/ needs you
>>570721656i mean if there was it was only towards 06. they've also been presenting blaze with moe dresses lately but maybe its just cutesy slop.
Not replying to the attention whore.
>>570720781> Doesn't like the games> Doesn't like the manga> Doesn't like IDW
>>570713387HM AND HA ON HF threesome
>>570721436He's a soulless gary stu with no personality who everyone worships. This is straight up DeviantArt tier bullshit thatwould get anyone else cyberpullied to death, but I guess it's okay when a Japanese corporation does it. >>570721542I hate the games cause they're trash. I hate Sega because they're incompetent criminals, and I hate the fanbase because it's made up of "people" like you. >>570721604>but i also played previous entries.Oh, so you played shit like 3D Blast huh? Not sure why you enjoy kicking yourself in the crotch, but okay.
>>570721637>The fact it's jank, buggy shit that controls like a golf cart with a broken accelerator.Sonic 3 doesn't have any jank though. Its pretty polished. I don't know of any bugs.What do you find bad about the controls?>golf cart with a broken acceleratorWeird way to describe a 2D game.
>>570704249If IDW was deemed non-canon the next day, your ass would be crying.
>>570721637Can you at least take the time to properly explain to me why you dislike the games so much? Because if you can't then I see no reason whatsoever as to why I should take any of your opinions on this franchise seriously, let alone video games in general.>>570721912I get the feeling that this is the Rouge/Archiefag from a few years ago, seems like he hasn't learned much.
>i hate mania/fangames>i love non canon mangaWhat did they mean by this?
Man, the bloodbath happening over at Microsoft is wild. They've even started killing Activision Blizzard people. Makes the rumor of them selling off their IPs seem far more plausible.So SonicChuds, will Sega buy Blinx from Microsoft? Will they decide to scoop up Crash instead of Sony?
>>570720781>>570721398>>570722006This guy sounds like that AI Amy spamming retard from a couple of days ago. Same sentence spacing, same language, same obsessive hate towards something he supposedly doesn't care about.
>>570721976Because I used to like this franchise before I woke up and realized it really was always shit. The haters were 100% correct. Guess I'm too attached to this trashfire to ever truly leave. >>570721765>Even most Nintendo casuals tend to say they like Sonic 3.The "tendies" as they're often called infamously have no standards.
>>570722148/co/ faggot, that's what he is
Is he right?>>570430156
>>570722210sega can't even handle sonic perfectly, a franchise they've had for like 30 yearsdo not let them touch anything else
>>570721656>>570721868>In 06 Silver changes the way he follows Blaze (initially pointing, then the head tilt, then finally in-step): https://www.reddit.com/r/SonicTheHedgehog/comments/1mf470x/the_way_blaze_follows_silver_progresses_in_06/>In Otherworldy Comedy, Blaze shows up in a made outfit and takes a submissive role at the end>In their Christmas Sonic Channel art, Blaze wears a female santa outfit
>>570722145>Can you at least take the time to properly explain to me why you dislike the games so much? Because they're fucking trash. >Because if you can't then I see no reason whatsoever as to why I should take any of your opinions on this franchise seriously, let alone video games in general.Why should I give a singular fraction of a shit about what you think? You're some bootlicking retard who spends all day crying about how a dead comic book raped you in the ass like the bitch you are.
The profound autism of this general intrigues me endlessly.
>>570721070Crappy quality. Have some standards anon.
>>570720590the big issues are the lack of faith in sonic team for bothr stories and gameplay. we cant get around the fact that they fucked everyones expectations repeatedly with the constant changes from sa1 to frontiers
>>570722503>Why should I give a singular fraction of a shit about what you think?Ditto.>You're some bootlicking retard who spends all day crying about how a dead comic book raped you in the ass like the bitch you are.Never said I hate Archie though, but I know your type.
>>570722437what do you think each of these mean? and how does test of friendship mission factor into it
>>570721637>The fact it's jank, buggy shit that controls like a golf cart with a broken accelerator.then how do (you) think sonic should control?
>>570722616What happens next? Does she ride him?
>>570722743No, the big issue is that they have somehow failed to make a single good video game in the three decades and change they've existed. This is a hard proof that Sega is a yakuza front, because this fraud ass company company should be dead as hell.
>>570721868>they've also been presenting blaze with moe dressesEh, that happens independently of Silver. They’re only presented as similar when with each other and all their most feminine and masculine “roles” happen away from each other so it doesn’t seem like a power/development dynamic between them. Unless you want to count IDW making Silver into a wimpy faggot for the longest time and then switching to his confident game self with no explanation.
>>570712054Since WHEN are there Chao on Angel Island? The echidnas literally killing them is what made Chaos go berserk on them.>Sonic Frontiers prequel animation?Knuckles probably allowed some to migrate there. They sure as hell weren't there before.
>>570722780You literally did in the previous post, and you did just now. Fucking retard. >>570722901I'm not gonna sit here and pretend I to be a game designer, all I know is this shit isn't fun.
>>570722916Do you know where babies come from?
>>570722331Yes
>>570722437This is reaching.
>>570722137I'd be happy lol.I think IDW being made canon was a mistake
>>570723072I mean a couple of stragglers could've hidden themselves during the mass Chao Genocide. I doubt they killed EVERY Chao.
>>570723429>chao genocideThey were knocked over. The hell are you on about?
Sonic games are fun
>>570723020then do you think takarazuka was merely an aesthetic choice for her?
>>570723157So now you're butthurt just because I called you an Archiefag, huh. That's funny because I thought you said you didn't care what I think.
>>570723239Mina: From other babies if you try hard enough
>>570723292No it isn't. They always frame the way they walk very dramatically. It's meant to be thematically important. What it actually means is up to you.>>570722867The test of friendship is a shitty attempt to build ethos. It's not part of the narrative.I think it's just representative of Silver's progression. The video in that reddit post explains it.
Sonic characters for this feeling?
>>570723157>all I know is this shit isn't fun.at least have you tried mania? is way more polished and has the same type of speed physics
>>570722231>The "tendies" as they're often called infamously have no standards.They do and they don't. Their standards are shit, but they believe Mario to be a universal and thus everything is measured by how much their Mario muscle memory transfers over.
>>570723750I care that some retard is constantly making it impossible to talk about Sonic by screeching at literally everything that isn't the games. >WAAAAAH STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT, IT'S NOT CANONEvery single fucking minute of every day. Like, for real, what do you get out of this? Are you under the delusion that Sega is paying you to be their shill? I promise you they're not.
>>570724137Archie Sonic isn't Sonic. You can talk about your OCs all you want but you will be corrected if you try and act like it's in-character
>>570724137Archie Sonic is ooc
>>570724137>I careWay to be self-contradictory. Also if you can't handle the banter then this isn't the place for you.
>>570723857>The mandatory quests to progress the game aren’t part of the narrative >Blaze wearing dresses in Sonic Channel wallpapers is God your takes are retarded.
>>570723895Blaze the Cat
>>570723938Mania is literally a stolen romhack. I'd sooner kill myself than play a goddamn Sonic fan game. What next, Sonic themed Oblivion mods? Fuck an entire bag of that shit. >>570724024Hm. Explains why so many people pretend that Sunshine is a bad game. Oh, it controls slightly differently from other 3D Mario games, waaah.
>>570723547Anon, its a PG scene made using an early 3D engine.
>>570724205>>570724268Archie Sonic is canon and great and awesome.IDW is the OOC one.
Sonic loves Elise
>>570724137>go to /vg/>admit you hate the games>act indignant about it>be confused why youre getting pushbackDude, legit just go yo /co/ instead then. This place isn't for you. Its a games general.
>>570724137Archiefags talking about how Sonic should be sneaky, horny, or arrogant is indeed annoying and they deserve the treatment they get from JP purists. In fact the amount of time they spend ripping you guys to shreds keeps them off of us which is great.
>>570724305Perfect.
>>570724205>>570724268This is exactly what I'm talking about. >>570724403>lol bantz>being an obnoxious piece of shit is "banter" nowKill yourself, you worthless sack of corporate bootlicking garbage. Your whore mother ruined her life by not swallowing you. You are why the internet was morally correct to bully Sonic fans. And no, I'm not talking shit, you should, in fact, commit suicide. The world will genuinely be a better place without you in it.
>>570724415midwit
>>570724638I bet Jet’s cum tastes good
>>570724438if you can't play baby's first sonic game then you might be retarded
>>570724638Sonic should be a real character for once in his worthless existence, and his fans should get some standards and follow an IP that doesn't treat them like the retarded children they are. >>570724626>MUH GAMESIt's Sonic the Hedgehog General. It literally says that it's for discussion of ALL things Sonic. Fuck you and die.
>>570724776>KILL YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEYeah, I'm thinking having to deal with people you consider obnoxious pieces of shit is all that you deserve.
Sonic's personality from the games is not in Archie. That's a fact. They had to mandate Sonic's game personality into the reboot. Why are we acting like this is some debatable thing and not an agreed on fact that even Ian has discussed to death? I'm tired of this conversation. It's like listening to people argue about if Sonic is blue or orange.
>>570724917>hurr hurr git gudI don't feel obligated to git gud at a game that isn't fun to play.
>>570724438>Hm. Explains why so many people pretend that Sunshine is a bad game. Oh, it controls slightly differently from other 3D Mario games, waaah.Many such cases.The gaming landscape enables this attitude as well because ganes are so standardized and same-y nowadays. People mistake "different" for "wrong" or "bad" a lot now.You'd be surprised hoe many Pokemon fans shat on Digimon calling it a ripoff only to be confused and call the games shit for playing like a Vpet battler rather than a Pokémon clone.It sucks but its how it is.
>>570725051Yes, actually kill yourself. Again, you think I'm just saying that, but I very much mean it. You should actually die. >>570725089Sonic's true personality is shit, and you are addicted to slurping slop. Get a fuckin' grip, bootlicker.
>>570724438>>570725157Sunshine plays differently in so much as it plays like ass.This isn't a matter of preference like Metroid: Zero Mission vs Super Metroid, Sunshine obiectively plays worse than every other 3D Mario.
>>570724968>It literally says that it's for discussion of ALL things Sonic.Its been a forced meme for years though pushed by people that wanna be difficult. Its been removed multiple times and you probs didnt even notice.This is /vg/. We dont owe you Archie convos here nor do we owe you equal seat at the table or treat its stuff as interchangeable. If you dont like the games, thats your choice. I dont get trying to force people to accept you and your presence given this fact though. Seems bratty and entitled.
>>570725051people of his kind are like randomfox. are they the chicken or the egg?
>>570724968>real characterMidwit take
>>570725279>Yes, actually kill yourself. Again, you think I'm just saying that, but I very much mean it. You should actually die.Yeah, I'm thinking you deserve to seethe in these threads for our entertainment for the rest of your life. Truly, a fate worse than death.
>>570725429>Sunshine plays differently in so much as it plays like ass.Sunshine is the only Collectathon Mario i like besides Spyro because Fludd made it interesting to engage with the world.64 is carried by nostalgia. Odyssey is goyslop.Mario had a rough transition to 3D. Only 3DLand and 3DWorld are real 3D Mario games.People just have no real standards when it comes to Mario.
>>570725735mornin' ames
This thread is retarded
>>570725864
>>570726052sounds like another day ending in.. uh
>>570726052Just like every other thread.
>>570725735
>>570726052Let's make it LETHAL.
>>570725541The latter, the chicken has always been autism.>>570726052Taking /sthg/ very seriously is bad for one's mental health and this thread makes for an excellent example.
>>570723573nuh-uh because uhm uh
I hate this bitch
>>570726424wow, cute!!
>>570726235Hello.
Characters for this feel?
>>570726991Tommy the Turtle
>>570726790
Bun!
>>570726951The council.>>570727169ow
>>570727169CUTE!!!!
cute
>>570685257>sees thread themeUhhhhh based department!?!!?
>>570727516
>>570726991I'm thinking Julayla. She sure was a mentor!
>>570726052I’m fine with it as it’s keeping the Silvershitters at bay
>>570727779
>>570727560There are two councils.
>>570727941bunny boobies
>>570725430Agree remove the manga slop already
>>570727941
>>570724137Kill yourself archienigger idwnigger satamnigger its never coming back
>>570727686What’s the thread theme?
>>570728231i wonder why amy is a stick compared to all other archie girls, highly doubt the standards for the models were that strict considering how little care sega hard over archie doing its own thing.
why was Shadow here if he wasn't in the game?
>>570726052Your retarded>>570726235You’re Detarded>>570726403Your tetarded>>570726437Your letarded>>570726951Your atarded
>>570728439He was considered for DLC and will be in Definitive, screencap dis.
>>570728439Because Shadow is the boss of this franchise
>>570728495
>>570728495I want to have been retarded.
>>570728439Because Sega is actually retarded, and only knows how to shove things down everyone's throat.
>>570728569That would make it worth buying
>>570728106A lot of this general either hates Krack or wants to bone her
>>570728978What if both?
>>570728265And? Sonic Team will never make a good game. Ever.
>>570728380Some archie girls were sticks.
>>570728952>buying a Sonic game
>>570728978>hate-fuck doesn't exist
>>570729110>I'm going to beat you!Damn, Archie was edgy
>>570729110mina seems to be made to fill the ''sonamy'' spot for the writers who didnt like sally since amy was actually a little kid in archie
>>570729110Yeesh. Eat a fucking burger, woman!
>>570728439One guess: Who's the one major character in the game who's not represented here, anon?Sage. They wanted to keep the mystery of what Sage was a little while longer for those who didn't play the game, so they had Shadow fill in.
I'd never fuck a westie
>>570729035Why can't it be neither
>>570728106>be an attentionwhore>surprised when people give you attention.
>>570729445Post nurse Shadow
>>570729390>Sage >mysteryEveryone figured out what her deal was the instant she appeared in a trailer.
>>570729110>Tails: *actually fucking beats her*
>>570729494?
Kill AIs, behead AIs, roundhouse kick an AI into the concrete, slam dunk an AI chip into the trashcan, defecate on motherboards...
>>570729653Approved
>>570729591we really need more villains besides eggman
>>570729591We didn't know she was a creation of Eggman
I hope we get her colors>>570729658What did Ai ever do to you?
>>570729658Sounding an awful lot like Mina, 'iona...
>>570728495Thanks, man, you too.
>>570729728I'd say IDW is good for that but they keep fucking killing them!
>>570728298Anon...https://youtu.be/FbjvMVGtze8?si=Nbq_f6e2Iw6vlqVc
>Sonic Superstars criticism>It was made by le evil Japanese developers who """""don't""""" understand Sonic even though they literally created him UNLIKE ME LE EPIC WESTERN FAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING THEY SHOULD HAVE HIRED ME TO THE """""""""""""""MANIA TEAM""""""""""""""" TO MAKE THIS GAME WE KNOW BETTER SONIC IS THE MOMENTUM PHYSICS PINBALL ROLLING TO BUILD SPEED NOT THE ACTUAL GAMEPLAY THAT'S IN ALL THE ACTUAL GAMES NOOOOOOOOOO JAPAN KILLED CLASSIC SONIC SENOUE RUINED MUSIC FOREVER ONLY TEE LOPES KNOWS HOW TO MAKE REAL MUSIC PLEASE GET TYSON HESSE TO DRAW MEME FACES PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME A REAL SONIC GAME NOOOOOOOOOOO
^ Falseflag of a falseflag
>>570729851It's not like i'm mina or something eheh
Best most healthy most wholesome ship
>>570729925NU-Classic is soulless anyways, that's wht killed it, Classicnic is just brandnic 2.0 safe Mario copy only liked by Calssic Larpers who never played those games.
>>570729915I need to get back into sentai
>>570729658
>>570729591Lol no we didn't shut up. Up until the day the game came out everyone thought Sage and The End were the same character and called her a lolibaba
>>570729925My criticism: the bosses sucked the big one, other than that the game was good
>>570729802Looks like she'd just be the blonde/blue eyes hime princess.I think the hair would be more grey if she had orange hairDepending on her mannerisms, she could have pink/red eyes
Fake JP purists are not good at mimicking the JP purist cadence. I'm never falling for it.
>>570730080that one twitter post wasnt kidding that theres a lot of people that add brown spots to tails
>>570730153Classic sonic was never good
>>570730317If you learn all the necessary information to immitate a JP purist you just end up becoming one
this all wouldnt be happening if tails was a good character
>>570730347He isn't real sonic, he's even the wrong shade of blue.It was always purple bubsy.
>>570730395Well I'm not, but I think they are right about everything. Does that make any sense?
>>570730505About what?A single fangame mogged them
marriage with anti-sally
So Yuta has his own Amy now?
>>570728753
Sex with all orange colored Sonic girls
Yuuta prefers adult women.
>>570729728Too bad. You'll get the fat man's dick in your face until the stars die. >>570729731>"I didn't know she was a creation of Eggman because I am legitimately retarded."
>>570730658Imagine the gloveless handholding.
Princess Mestilli meets Ai when
>>570709779Very AoStH-like.
i wonder how tanabataschizo will update his agenda to takarazukaschizo'ing on the side
It's cute that Yuta(Yuuta?)'s teacher and former bully are just watching this
>>570730395KEK based
Reminder Sonic isn't actually a furry franchise, I and many others are not furries for liking it, you cannot infect us with your tism as /sthg/ and fanbase as a whole is way mor autistic and powerful. Humans exist in Sonic and they always will exist, and you are a human and will never be your ugly cereal box mascot.Also Japanese Furries just look way better they ether look or cute because they actually knw how to make an appealing design that everyone can get behind unlike western furshit.
>>570730219Then you were deluding yourself. This franchise is allowed to be about one of two things, ever. Sonic and Eggman. Everything else is irrelevant. >inb4 Shad-Sonic's cocksleeve. Easily wiped him during the boss fight, to remind him whose bitch he is. Was generous enough to pretend to fall for the switcheroo.
>>570729728Do we? I used to think it was a problem but I'm starting to think its a fake issue.
>>570731321Eggman is an overrated meme and I'm sick of fighting him.
>>570731131Don't masturbate to Sonic characters then, faggot.
I think Sonic is a cool guy and he's blue
if shadow's inhibitors are attached to his gloves how does he keep them on when he showers or washes his hands
>>570712667Wasn't he afraid of water in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog?
>>570731624He doesn't wash himself
>>570731175I don't know what you're talking about. No one knew what the story of Frontiers was before the game released. All we had were some vague details about a digital dimension, an AI girl and a voice in the sky
>>570731624He takes extreme showers
>>570731624when he rubs his quills with his hands he instantly becomes clean
>>570731407>Eggman is an overrated meme and I'm sick of fighting him.I don't agree but even then its not an issue. We have had new villains in pretty much every game since SA2. I dont see why we need recurring villains other than Eggman. We can just have new ones.
>>570731407Remember when "fans" hated us not fighting Eggman in every game like classic.And that Sonic didn't have a "story" because they never play Original Sonic games, Sonic always had story and more of it compared to Mario because that's what set it apart even more.But no, Sonic is reduced to Blue Mario.Sonic should be varried while Mario is rooted in being traditional that's what makes them ultimately special, even if you change Mario it's basically always same ol Mario. I think they need to figure out how to add in better gimmicks mainly "Sonicify" said those gimmicks but Sonic was never made to fully stagnate.
transmasculine Sonic with top surgery scars using a wheelchair?
Which countries the characters are rooting for in the World Cup?
>>570730817You're moving too fast for her, Anon!
>>570731131Why do you care what they think? If you like cartoon animals but your personality doesn't revolve around liking them then it's whatever. Furry shmurry.
>>570731741>AI girlEggman. Again, this is StH. "Sonic and Eggman ONLY" still applies in practice. You're actually stupid for thinking she could ever be anything but a badnik.
>>570729728IDW tried that and they all flopped.
>>570731956Don't ask I must post this sometimes to drive out demons.You'll thank me in 2086.
Why do you hate S3&K?
I hated every comic villain except Scourge
>>570731926>Remember when "fans" hated us not fighting Eggman in every game like classic.Yeah, like five minutes ago? That's still a thing, dude.
>>570732124CDfags as always.
I miss the Egg Bosses. They were fun and still centred around Eggman without him needing to be there all the time.
>>570732375The eggbosses were dogshit. Eggman doesn't need a bunch of OCs.
>>570732283Not anymore... I won't let them leave this place as virgins!
>>570732375No. Eggman ONLY. >B-but it's the Eggman Empire-An Empire comprised solely of Eggman.
>>570732481Even if they were directly enslaved by him?
>>570685257Please fix these fucking embeds next OP
>>570732083>2086Two years after robots have almost completely wiped out mankind...?
>>570732430The franchise itself doesn't need a bunch of OCs. Sonic and Eggman ONLY. No more shitty friends.
>>570731982You certainly weren't saying this with such confidence in 2021/2022. Also, no, Cyberspace and the Ancients' robots are digital and robotic creations respectively and weren't created by Eggman at all. The End, which people though was either the AI, Sage (many thought Sage and "the AI voice" were two different characters) or Victoria, also has nothing to do with Eggman
>>570732481Eggman should be the only character and he must fight an Army of Eggmen who threaten the egg shaped world full of eggmen by collecting all seven Chaos Eggmeralds, while eating his classic Eggdog and sayiing "Better scramble like an egg before I fold you like an omelet!" Before running at highs speed of an egg rolling down hill.
>>570708280This but 100% unironically. The love interest is played for laughs and furthers the story, rather than being a melodramatic bore that halts the plot for the sake of the romance
>>570732660>You certainly weren't saying this with such confidence in 2021/2022.Yes I was. You were all being fucking retarded back then, and you're being retarded now. >Also, no, Cyberspace and the Ancients' robots are digital and robotic creations respectively and weren't created by Eggman at all. The End, which people though was either the AI, Sage (many thought Sage and "the AI voice" were two different characters) or Victoria, also has nothing to do with EggmanFrontiers 2 will retcon this so that either Sonic or Eggman is responsible for the ancients existing.
The difference is that Ai is a love interest for another OC instead of a love interest who is created to change the entire personality of a game character. I don't know why you're acting like this is a double standard.
>>570732375>I miss the Egg Bosses.You don't. You just miss Archie.
SA2 had GUN and Shadow.Heroes had MetalSHtH had the Black ArmsRiders had the Babylonians, their technology and thr VR Genie06 had Iblis, Mephiles and their spawn.Unleashed had the Dark Gaia beasts and those corrupted by its energySecretRings had Erazor DjinnBlack Knight had Kig Arthur and his legion as well as Dark Queen.Rush Adventure has Captain Whisker and his pirate crewFrontiers has the Ancients robots and thr End.Really it was just the 2010s where it was just Eggman, and even Lost World had the Zeti and Frontiers had Infinite and the Ruby.Mania even had the Heavies
>>570731036It just dawned on me that the brown princess wasn't in this chapter at all
>>570732953>OCs are suddenly okayYou don't like Sonic.
>>570733045Fuck no. I hated the vast majority of Archie.
It's ok when Japan does it.
>>570730935idk Silver and Blaze are still stuck in Silvaze jail. Silvaze appreciators will take it as more proof but deniers will still deny it as headcanons. Nothing is really going to change the state of the discourse until Sonic Team or the lore team lay the tanabata/ takarazuka shit on really thick. It is going to take a mainline game for people to understand and write off Silver and their dynamic.
>>570733079Kidnapped by Metal who's trying to feel something
>>570732953The difference is romance as a whole is not something people want to see in Sonic
>>570733079Good. She's not a Sonic character.
>>570731407They also just have you fight the same kind of robots from him now. Either the Egg Dragoon or an Egg Nega Wisp variant.
>>570732864This.
>>570712641>>570712379In this situation IDW Sonic would cry and whine about how scared he is of water so that he can be seen as "relatable"
Shitty fuck awful Sonic games like 06 are okay when Japan does it
>>570732937Oh wow, you were the only smart person in the world and you figured it out immediately. I don't believe you, it's easy to say these things after several years. But let's pretend you're not lying. You're still WRONG. You claimed that there was no mystery around Sage and everyone figured it out in an instant >>570729591>Everyone figured out what her deal was the instant she appeared in a trailer.No, it was legitimately a mystery. Now accept that you were wrong and shut up, or better yet apologize for polluting the thread with your retardation
>romance as a whole is not something people want to see in Sonic
>>570733387No, he'd have a full page internal monologue about it and then like slip and fall into the water or something.
>>570733451>No, it was legitimately a mystery.If you're a retarded five year old with no pattern recognition, sure. Literally what the fuck could she possibly be? You're an idiot.
Oh, relatable in IDW means relatable to socially awkward nerds.
Lanolin is an awful character and I hope to never see her again outside of fanart and schizo ABT drawings.
>>570733549I'm talking about people that want to play video games, not autists that to this day fight over which cartoon animal will kiss the other cartoon animal
>>570733760You just don't like her because she's unlikable
>>570733705
They gave Yuuta his own Amy. That's cute.
>>570733754That's what "relatable" means in fiction nowadays. The characters act like spergs or depressed spergs.
>>570733549Shiptard are a loud minority who also morejist want their ship confirmed moreso than they want romance.The average person comes to Sonic to go fast and be cool.
>>570733886>game key cardLMAO
>>570733754krackpost
>>570733886>game key cardGrim
Japan gets Yuta and Ai while we get Tangle and Whisper. Can we trade?
>>570733127This mania bad 06 good
>>570733705>>570733886> Just the game with the updates bundled inOkay
>>570733886>game key cardowai da
>>570733748>Literally what the fuck could she possibly be?Anything. We didn't know what the story of the game was.The first time we heard of her she was referred to as a ghost that helps Sonic during a boss fight. This is a scrapped feature that was later confirmed by the developers. So first off you are RETARDED for thinking that this random ghost would be related to EggmanThen we heard that the game involved some kind of AI, but no one knew "the AI" and "the ghost girl" were the same character. You are still RETARDED for thinking this would be obviousEventually we heard a voice in the sky, and some theorized that THIS voice would be the AI, not the loli. It was still not obvious at all who was what, there were several different theories floating around and you are RETARDED to think you would have know better than anyone else.
>>570733754Thats always what "relatable" means. Chris? Unrelatable? Is it because he is a plank of wood? Because he is too confident? No. Its because he has money apparently. Helen? Relatable. Why? Because disabled. Make it make sense.
>>570734048I'm not Krack. I'm not Krack. I 'm not Krack. I don't use twitter, I have never even seen this post before. I swear to God above that I am not Krack and that I have never seen this post before. I am not Krack. I have never been Krack. I will never be Krack. Krack isn't me. I'm not her.But she is based and Shadria is canon lol
>>570720781>sociopathic shonen trashIf you are not prepared to handle true strength, flee. NOW.
>>570734180I once said that's what a "Definitive Edition" means for a video game and someone here got mad at me.
>>570734180>bundledThat's a funny jokeIt's a digital download with physical DRM, an empty box bundled with nothing
A lease is physical DRM for your house
>>570734258>Anything.You are not fucking comprehending that this is Sonic the Hedgehog. Characters are nor permitted to exist unless they are latched to Sonic or Eggman. You morons have zero object permanence.
>>570733919If only Sonic was allowed to have an Amy
>>570733183just out of genuine curiosity, why do you do this? it at least led to egging people to find out new discoveries or genuinely try to brainstorm about 06 with your sperging. but also, i am not sure what is your purpose in spending this much time about a character you hate when sega's not going to drop it no matter what you do.
How do we kill krack? She has been ragebaiting the whole month.
>>570721398>Sonic's "true" character fucking sucks.Have you considered going to a different franchise since you hate the foundation of this one?
>>570733919True>>570734534The End is not attached to Sonic or Eggman
>>570734496*deedA title is physical DRM for your car
>>570734565I don't know who this person is and why you're getting mad at anonymous posts.
>>570734565>ragebaitingHow? The Hope thing was not her.
See this what the manga, comics, movies, shows create.Ban non game content.
>>570734325Goku isn't real. I am above fiction. As a being who exists above his pataphysical layer, he can't even perceive me. I stomp this retarded hick. Fuck off.
only archiefags hate krack
>>570734650>>570734665Kys krack
>>570734436You're right--it's even worse
>>570734496It's just a download, not a proper physical release
>>570734606Have you considered that maybe this franchise should stop being shit? >>570734625>The End is not attached to Sonic or EggmanYes it is. We just haven't gotten the deep lore about it yet.
>>570734048Krack is not the first to make this observation. People have said this for years.
>>570734706>Goku isn't realGoku wasn't real*
>>570734860>Yes it is. We just haven't gotten the deep lore about it yet.So now you're just coping. Admit you were wrong and move on
I don't cry irl so I find gamenic relatable
>>570734912>>570734912>>570734912
All the people who complain and seethe about Archiefags are themselves Archiefags.
>>570734559To be clear I came up with the takarazuka stuff in the first place.I want people to agree with me.
>>570733183i feel like only people who visit 4chan will spread it to the main discourse so it might stay off limits for a while before both shippers and haters dicover it to talk about it.a lot of fans already sorta see it as a masculine girl/feminine boy thing but i don't think they have enough proof to attirbute it as intention + evn if they did takarazuka progression implies something more specific about role swap to the gender norms that people will miss.
>>570735015Explain
>>570735019i think silvazefags intuitively knew the ''takarazuka'' aspect of it years before already but they will definitely need sonic team to tell them to grasp the full story or part 2 of it. >>570735081
>>570685257Power of love for ants
OCs are fine when they're sexy