Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9413 - Mario & Sonic EditionThread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbjvMVGtze8 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie>'Sonic Live in Concert' Announced For US, UK, Starting September 2026https://www.sonicstadium.org/articles/sonic/sonic-live-in-concert-announced-for-us-uk-starting-september-2026-r3441/>Sonic Live in Concerthttps://sonicliveinconcert.com/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 17 June 2026DC X Sonic the Hedgehog #3 - 01 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 08 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #1 - 15 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #88 - 05 August 2026DC X Sonic the Hedgehog #4 - 05 August 2026Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #2 - 02 September 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #89 - 09 September 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>570685257
Shadriahrrea is shit.
Dria
Tails!
Reminder that all the people who seethe and complain about Archiefags are themselves the biggest Archiefags. Easily more obsessed with it than any of its fans are.
Eggman Empire
sex with maria
Shadaria is canon btw
It was made by le evil Japanese developers who """""don't""""" understand Sonic even though they literally created him UNLIKE ME LE EPIC WESTERN FAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING THEY SHOULD HAVE HIRED ME TO THE """""""""""""""MANIA TEAM""""""""""""""" TO MAKE THIS GAME WE KNOW BETTER SONIC IS THE MOMENTUM PHYSICS PINBALL ROLLING TO BUILD SPEED NOT THE ACTUAL GAMEPLAY THAT'S IN ALL THE ACTUAL GAMES NOOOOOOOOOO JAPAN KILLED CLASSIC SONIC SENOUE RUINED MUSIC FOREVER ONLY TEE LOPES KNOWS HOW TO MAKE REAL MUSIC PLEASE GET TYSON HESSE TO DRAW MEME FACES PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME A REAL SONIC GAME NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570734912I'd argue that Knuckles and Donkey Kong are more fitting as equivalents
Shadow and Maria should kiss to canonically set the precedent
>>570735094Whatever, hack.
God ... just imagine the sex.The heavenly guilt he feels when he's flooding his beloved angel Maria with his thick tainted alien essence, claiming her sacredly as the devoted acolyte he was always meant to be, nestled safe and trembling within her loving arms.The soul-deep satisfaction she feels in finally being useful, in cradling this lonely hedgehog boy created for her, bathing him in the warmth of unconditional love while her own bone-deep aches dissolve into waves of ecstatic pleasure.Hfoma is beautiful.
Every character can be relatable, if you find it hard to relate most of the time unless they're made to relate to you, you might be somewhat subhuman.If you can't relate to gamenic you are soulless.
>>570735427Woah woahwoah you can't post that
>>570735338I like it when my posts make you seethe and you try to mock me, it's funny
>>570735427So this is how Gerald intended to cure space aids....
Krack is samefagging hard again
>>570735427Why da boobies so big?
>>570735427BASED BASED BASED SO FVCKING BASED!!!
>>570734912>>570735339Other characters can ride Knuckles in the Advance games that's why he's Yoshi
>SoJ is trying to push pedophilic incestIizuka is in the Epstein Files.
Reninder that Archienic was glazed just ad much as Gamenic in his comic. To the point one of his villains gave up because the universe just bends in his favor.
>>570735427Dogfucking hours
>>570735427This was actually how she got space aids, Shadow traveled back to the past to fuck her, he never knew he was an aids giver.
>>570735427I can't believe Sega would put this in a game
>>570735669Yeah, its awesome
I can't believe I missed shadria porn...
every time you make a schizophrenic post about how much you hate krack I wish sega would make a game where shadow and maria kiss on the mouth and unambiguously say they love each other
Who is the krystal of Sonic?
>>570735823Can you upskirt her
>>570735805Okay Krack
>>570735667*Eggstein files
>>570735081I don't feel like seething on X or reddit all day. I've gotten the same results elsewhere.Truthfully I'm just wasting time in the interim before the next part of my life. I'll be leaving soon.
>>570735493Imagine thinking Sonic Superstars is good
>>570735669Yes, and it was shit there too. It was tolerable in the early days, when Sonic was way more of an asshole, and it played more like the FF treated him as a volatile asset rather than a figure of worship. That "chaos is the constant" shit can kiss my fucking ass.
>>570735878Sally without a doubt.
Everytime I see someone defend a foid, I wish Sega places a flashback of Maria getting shot dead again.
>>570735939>stop disagreeing with me :(No
>>570735427woah
>>570736040>deviantart stampsOuch my brains
>>570735665>Other characters can ride Knuckles I can imagine Sonic as the top, but tails?
You like Japan.You want to exterminate whites.You are my enemy.
>>570735909Which members of the Empire are most likely to be in those kinda files?https://tiermaker.com/create/expanded-eggman-empire-18884907
>>570735171>im not seething! You are!
>>570735427Why is Shadria porn so sensual and intimate?
>>570735338Old /sthg/ would make fun of this post
>>570736107How about Cream?
>>570733705>>570733886we've been bamboozled...
>>570735512artists only know how to draw themselves
Dead general. You can tell that only 3 anons are here, one of the them samefagging Shadria.
>>570736345Why? What does it say?
>>570736129Braaaaappp
>>570736146I like every countryI wish to breed with every person possible until my genetic footprint taints the pool so hard everyone will be my sonI'm HANGING ON THE OTHER SIDE! I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME!
>>570736285The canon bond is sensual and intimate
>>570735785>attracted furries to a predominately male character franchiseany female character, rouge if you want someone specifically at an early-middle stage of the franchise>seen as a mistake, blamed for ruining the franchisesilver
Gotta say, The Game is what made the Eggman Empire work in the comic.
>>570736315
>>570736515meant for >>570735878
Superstars > Mania
but what about...
>>570736475relatable, just like sonic
HAPPY 35TH SONICHURRAY HURRAY HURRAY
>>570735878>>570735974This. How is that even a question?
Imagine a game where you play as Maria and there's a secret mode to fuck Shadow.
>>570669907Mister Content Creator Guy, if you're reading this, Yuji Naka hates those who break street date.
>>57073672635 years, and still hasn't had a single good game. *party blower noise*
>>570735669Sonic isn't even glazed THAT much in thr games though. I swear most of the negative shit people say about Sonic as a person is just them importing Archieisms and putting them on Gamenic.But what else is new.Archienic literally has some cosmic bullshit about how he is some fundemental chaos entity that can just win just because and cant be predictedBut Archiefags will call Game Sonic a Gary Stu with a straight face.
>>570736315>>570736345>>570736576Wasn't all of the DLC free? What's the point in doing a Definitive Edition if the original game is already definitive
so we're just okay with krack posting porn here?
>>570736893nah Riders is cool
>>570736957Yeah if it's Shadria
>>570736543>Ian reifies narrative structure of serialized media into quasi-meta commentaryBravo Flynn you Watsonian hack
>>570736845>she didn't 100% Shadgens
How you doing /sthg/? Any new Sage art?
>>570736920It's good when america does it
>>570736957...im ok with anyone posting porn here
>>570737067This could work if Ian had a vision.Okay a good one, but know he'd make Eggman a crying lesbian in his vision.
>>570736929Grafix sux
>>570736957After the constant attempts to paint Krack as an ontological villain I simply refuse to be poisoned against her. If she says something about Shadow I'll assume it's true. Your obsession with her can't be rewarded.
>>570735181MY HEROES
>nobody, not one soul: >/sthg/: ARCHIE ARCHIE ARCHIE IAN RAPED ME REEEEEEIt's all so tiring.
>>570736040I adore stamps like these. If you have more please post
>>570736954Is this Duofag's shticks? Posting the same Anti-IDW wojaks every thread even though this is the one part of the fandom with the fewest IDWfags?
Can you really describe this as being a fan?If I played like only SA1 and liked it and hated everything else would I be a fan?
LE HECKING WESTDON'T CRITICIZE MY COMPANY
>>570737082
>>570737104No seriously. These dame people call Game Sonic "pretentious" for being "like the wind" but then will shill JerkSue the hedgehog the Universal constant of chaos who wins because the universe says so.Game Sonic was prophesized as the ULF or whatever as some deep hidden lore for needs in the games and he has an indomitable spirit. Somehow this is enough to bitch and moan but Archienic is gods gift to man eho gets to be an asshole and the universe loves him for it and youre expected to like him and suck his dick.I swear its like Surge was written around Archie Sonic rather than game Sonic sometimes. I'd be with Surge on this shit if it was Archienic instead.
I'm cooking some meat right now and watching the smoke get moved by the wind. It's making me think about Sonic.
>>570737679Cute! SAGE NO!This from on the drawpiles? I gotta join one eventually.
>>570737773Shadow hardly gives a fuck about her here
Maria's honestly too precious for sex.
>>570737773https://youtu.be/YKhi9ITkRgA?t=18
>>570737621No, if you like 3D era slop you are not a fan of Sonic, you are a fan of Santiago. You hate Sonic.
>>570737621>Randy hates the "Anime crap" in Sonic >Super healthy and Jacked>Dies from health failure>Alvin injects more "Anime crap" into his Sonic project >400lbs, lives in constant danger of heat stroke and is poor>Outlives Randy by two decades Anime crap will extend your lifespan!
>570737712>it's still seethingOkay, Archiefag.
>>570737803>This from on the drawpiles?Yeah looks like it.
>>570737621You'd be a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog (1991) and Sonic Adventure respectivelyTrying to scale what a "fan" is in the first place is kind of retarded, especially when Sonic is such a massive franchise
>>570738007>has to go super to beat up a bunch of armored koopas>>570738127Oof. Sorry to tell you, anon. But you've activated it. The thread is instantly ruined now.
>>570737378Kys krack
Has shadow actually been shown to be intimate with Maria in anything meaningful compacity, He does care a lot about her, but he's also aloof as his default state, it's not like Shadow is completely broken or Whisper from IDW.The only thing I can think of is the dream thing with Shadow and Maria in the grass but that's about it.Shadria may require Shadow to be ooc by nature, and I don't trust shippers to be honest, look at Mistyfags from pokemon shippers will make aa chart to explain character glanced at character B as proof they're meant to be.
>>570735136This pic reminded me just how small and delicate Maria's hands look when she's holding onto Shadow's gigantic gloved grabbers.
>>570737887Maria is pure and her love for Shadow transcends the dirty mucky and biological side of human urges. That said if Shadow is fucking anybody it should be her. That or he gets raped like Lancelot. Any ideas who raped Lancelot in Sonic Arthurian lore?
>switch 2 is still the fastest selling console ever even a year in>Sonic has no legitimate presence on it>people question why Sega is pushing for a new Sonic port
>>570738275That's fire, not super you retard. He only jobbed earlier due to falling in a box of bomb-ombs (omniverse level bomb-ombs btw)
>>570734912Blaze as Daisy instead of Cream or Rouge is strange, people compare her to Rosalina for good reasons
>>570738007Hating Anime Kino actively kills the soul, and gives you zero hope in a bleak world.Embracing Anime Kino, gives your body the will to triumph over the odds just like your heroes.
>>570738279Kys her? I barely know her.
>>570736315I'm so sorry being harsh on Legend of Zelda 35th anniversary. At least we got a proper remaster of a old Zelda title and a mini handheld.
>>570738353
>>570738503>RougeWho?
>>570738651>such big handsMaria...
>>570738684Silver's wife.
>>570738636>at least we got a shitty rehash
>>570736996Power is too good. The gear balance is also really bad.
>>570738684If Rouge is a who than Blaze is fanwork
>>570738127>.t
>>570738707>>570738651Shadow reminds Maria of yaoi, and that's why she loves him...
>>570738503The series has the problem of having no suitable second female lead. No one quite cuts it for one reason or another.
Should I read the Shadow manga?
>>570738651It's interesting that Shadow had to do homework
>>570735130You're shit
>>570738954Yeah
>>570738275>>has to go super to beat up a bunch of armored koopasNo stupid. Its just Sonic with a fire flower.
>>570738289Well what do you mean by intimate? He lets her hug him, will carry her or press him to her if she's in danger, wants to fall asleep against her, etc.He's just not a very touchy guy by nature.
>>570738954Only if you're a fan of BoC
>>570738916Literally Cream is introduced as a second female friend to Sonic, and Rouge had like several team ups with the core 4 more than once and has TWO animated series, she's extremely popular outside the fandom.
>>570735720>>570735690>>570735676>>570735631>>570735512Can someone upload the pic I missed it
I don't understand why the photographs of Gerald's time are in black and white. I understand that it sells the idea of it being something from a somewhat grounded past but colored photography is very old, certainly older than space stations. !!!!
>>570739145Why do you wanna see Shadow bone Maria while kissing?
>>570738916It's Blaze but she's in Silvaze jail
Why are you against Shadria?
>>570738916This is feel is part of why Amy is getting lobotomized. If Blaze wasn't a princess from another dimension with muh meme emeralds and super form, she could be that balance and Amy would br allowed to be herself instead of having to be level headed and bland.
>>570738828Rehash of what? Skyward Sword wasn't available to play on modern Nintendo systems. It was stuck on the Wii that most people don't own anymore. Sonic Frontiers is already widely accessible on modern hardware. If Sega was smart, they would remaster literally ANYTHING from Sonic library from the 2000s, as none of those games are fully accessible outside of piracy.
>>570736893How are those new Mario Kart World updates mariobab
>>570739224Because shadaria is based and hot
>>570739337I hate spam. And shippers.
>>570739370>made up problemsBlaze can just show up.
Shadria is cute
>>570739383I was thinking of the current Zelda anniversary and the OoT remake, sorry I'm retarded.>If Sega was smartI think a Frontiers rerelease is actually the smart choice. I don't like that this is the case, mind you, but it's the best selling Sonic game when you don't count the classic bundles. People will buy it again.
>>570739139Cream doesnt really work as a 5th member and never really has. She doesnt really add anything to the group dynamic wise since she is a sweet girl when we already have Amy and a kid flying sidekick when we already have Tails.It'd be like having Squirrel Girl in TeenTitans instead of Raven.
Why do we allow this foid to completely crap on this general with her stupid ship?
>>570738916>no suitable second female lead
>>570738651>Such big hands! I'm taller than you though!Ugh, there is no more perfect pair. It's Romeo & Juliet except Romeo is immortal and can't an hero.>>570738954>Should I read the Shadow manga?Yeah, it's got nice artwork and gives some good backstory to Shadow's time with Maria before the ARK Incident.
>>570738651>Shadow is 3 yo
>>570739162Only an old camera was available, not that deep
>>570739675Because /sthg/ has desperate men who wish to bone her but she'd sooner fuck a dog named Shadow than them.
>>570739383If that Central isn't real...
>>570738402fuck youI'm questioning why the hell haven't they announced it yet. We had the first Nintendo Direct in almost a year just last week and Sonic was completely absent. Look at how many people watched that shit. SEGA missed out just because they wanted to drag out the announcement until the 23rd, and at that point people would've stopped giving a shit about tuning into gaming related showcases (especially one centered around a single franchise). All we have looking forward to in that potential Sonic Central is a brief Sonic 4 update and an even briefer Sonic 2027 teaser. We aren't getting any retro collections, Izuka himself said they don't want to do that shit anymore.
>>570739383>If Sega was smart, they would remaster literally ANYTHING from Sonic library from the 2000s, as none of those games are fully accessible outside of piracy.This
Sonic fucking Elise is okay but Shadow fucking Maria is somehow not.
>>570739532We aren't doing this again. Not even Shadow just shows up and and he's easier to justify.
>>570739670Cream is meant to be an easy mode. But Blaze plays like Sonic but slightly slower and can hover.
>>570739809Elise nearly killed the franchise
I'd love a Rush Series Remake maybe add in a Rush 3 to really push Blaze again before going back to the void.
>>570739145Pleeeeeeaaseeeee
Liking Mania is westnigger behavior
>>570739779>Shoving shitaze into kinoFuck off.
>>570739813Shadow doesn't show up because he is the deuteragonsit if the franchise and doesn't have a narrative reason to show up.Blaze is Knuckles-tier and bound to Sonic.
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>>570739145>>570739967https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1781559198973.gif
>>570739809Shadow being tragic and sad over Maria is okay. Sonic being tragic and sad over Elise is not
don't worry guys, sonic will be saved once SEGA releases their new system.
>>570735427
There's gotta be a Central coming up next right? the anniversary can't end like this, right?
>>570739139>>570738916>CreamToo child>BlazeToo high concept>Rouge Too sex, too bad girl for main friend group>TikalToo dead>HoneyToo AM2>IDW girlsToo lesbian/tied to each other (Whisper and Tangle), too adversarial (Lanolin and Surge), too insignificant (the rest of them), too "from a comic"(all of them)>New girl characterNot iconic enoughI'd say it's a toss up between Cream or Sticks if ST gets their heads out of their asses and lets her out already
>>570740042Me and who?Purely platonically ofc
>>570739809She's his sister, you goddamn freak. Again, the internet was bully Sonic fans.
>>570739532Why? even now her reason to show up is because her world is fucking useless, and every time she shows up some other character would need to take the short stick of being her sidekick instead of being their own character.The entire story has to focus on Blaze, if its not, than Blaze has no reason to show up
>>570739848Its not about gameplay. Its about character types. Not all girls wanna be the super upbeat energetic type or the kid sidekick no one takes seriously and a lot of girls dont wanna be the femme fatale.If Amy is a Starfire, a Raven would be desirable to counterbalance.Ideally that would just be Blaze but Blaze has too much narrative gravity. You put her in and it will feel imbalanced
>>570740042Lovely! Thank you kind anon!
SHADALLY SEX SCENE
>>570736929Because the Switch 1 version is actual dogshit on a technical level. This is to give Nintendo players something in line with the other versions before their hardware gets outdated again.
>>570739779>Advance Trilogy CollectionI want it but after the cluster that was origins (which was stupid since a rom collection port ought to be braindead simple to put together) I'm not sure if they'd be able to release a competent package.
>>570739670>Made up problemsCream and Rouge are far more marketable than shitaze that is the point, if you're mindbroken by past writing than i have to tell you that every new story has new writing
>>570739930What would you do for a Rush 3 though? I guess Blaze and Marine explore some ruin somewhere?
sthg needs to rape twitter into accepting shadriakino
You're getting the exact same Sonic games they shove into every Sega collection and you'll eat your fucking slop like good little pay pigs.
>>570740424It would take gaslighting to work. Twitter is instinctively against Shadria
>>570740042If this is wrong I don't wanna be right
>>570740381It wasn't a ROM collection. The games were all based on the rebuilds, including S3&K's which was unfinished. Dumping an emulator of ROMs is easy, though, yes.
/sthg/ needs to find and rape krack until she shits out our bastard child named after the board, and will grow up hating shippers and shoot up a school.
Holy hell would you look at the size of those knockers? They're sort of obscured by the arm but god damn that implied size is ridiculous.
>>570740245>Girls don't want to be the cute little girl or the strong hot girl, they want to be the bland trans girl no one likesAre you serious?>RavenOOC, Blaze is Starfire, Raven is close to Shadow
>>570740492Yes i love japan
>>570740245>>570740243You are overthinking things. Knuckles has the same problems.>but Knuckles isn't being used correctly!At least he's being used at all.>>570740243Blaze helps Sonic because muh emeroods.>>570740420Cope. Blaze just needs to be used more. That's it.
>>570740543Who do you think Duo is?
>>570740159>I'd say it's a toss up between Cream or Sticks if ST gets their heads out of their asses and lets her out alreadyBut what if...?
>>570740543Why do you say these things
>>570740578>Silver doesn't have a flag???
>>570739986>Shadow doesn't show up because he is the deuteragonsit if the franchise and doesn't have a narrative reason to show up.Shadow doesnt show up because he has too much narrative density. If he appears then it stops being a Sonic adventure and becomes a Sonic and Shadow adventure.Blaze has the same issue.>Blaze is Knuckles tier.No she's not.Sonic and Knuckles works because Knuckles' job is kind of a meme. The series is allowed to have Sonic undermine it and treat dunk on Knuckles over it. Nishiyama shills his OCs so Sonic doesnt and never can do that to Blaze. Instead we have to just pretend she 90% of her character doesn't exist and play dumb to have her around. Even then the story will feel like a Sonic and Blaze story instead because of how Blaze's character works with everyone needing to blow smoke up her butt
>>570740543I second this.
>>570740581you can tell the creator really loves his sheep
>>570740623>Debut in the worst game kneecapping him>Stil rises upSTRONGver, the HOPEFUL.Never let anyone convince you otherwise.
>>570740649Krack's bitch
>>570740581Is this an official licensed image that made it to mass printing, or just something ABT did on his own?and yes they are nice tits
>>570740623Blaze is the shittiest least useful character, Rouge and Cream need to be brought up more than her because they're actually understandable, important and cover a wide range of fans, Blaze barely scratches powerfagging and that's it.
>>570740868>or just something ABT did on his own?yes
>>570740605>OOC, Blaze is Starfire, Raven is close to ShadowYou're being a comic autist Im taking about Teen Titans animated series starfire
>>570740581>>570740776chop off her tits and we'll see how popular she really is
>>570740868He's doing commissions. There are a bunch of these.
I hate this idiot because he talks like a marketing manager, and it's fucking annoying. Nobody cares about your made up criteria for when or why characters are arbitrarily allowed to appear. I promise you, literally nobody thinks about this beyond "It would make sense for this character to be in this plot.". Stop.
>>570740938Figures.Still, that one busty Vanilla that was on a cover (I think) gives me hope.
>>570740850Silver is still standing
>>570740868ABT Posted some commissions he did at the Heroes Convention in South Carolina. Also this bunny, wowza.
>>570740975I would still like her, I like how bitchy she looks
Don't care about ships, just want to fuck Sara's tits
>>570740987Not yandere enough.
>>570740975I would no longer like her, I only like how busty she looks
>>570740975why, without her tits, she'd be as unpopular as Amy!
>>570740776>IDW if it was kino
>>570740961And you're being an actual autist, no one is going to follow through and enjoy due to a niche CN show, these are unrelated characters for an unrelated gaming company so you must go for a real life and marketing range
>>570741138Who?
>>570740513>It wasn't a ROM collection. The games were all based on the rebuilds, including S3&K's which was unfinished. Dumping an emulator of ROMs is easy, though, yes.See I don't understand why they though it necessary to reinvent the wheel and do full rebuild. It's literally there own IP code, there are millions of Chinesium MAME-like Game Systems sold on Temu that keep it simple and don't have the grief involved that SEGA did tripping over their own dicks when they were putting Origins together. I appreciate the "Overworld" Map and Cutscene transitions, but neither of those front-end enhancements should have complicated the actual porting of the games themselves.
>>570740420>Cream and RougeBoth are actually less popular than Blaze actually. >if you're mindbroken by past writing than i have to tell you that every new story has new writingNo clue what this has to do with anything i said.>>570740623>You are overthinking things.Im literally.not even thinking that hard. You're asking me to turn my brain off in a way that makes me question if you actually like the character.Knuckles doesn't have his own 7 emeralds and a superform nor does he have any real people he has to answer to. He lives alone on an island guarding a rock out of a sense of personal duty.There are levels to this shit.
>>570740987Amy really looks cute as a jester
>>570741331Sthg namefagUsed to take requests
>>570740987This is wrongAmy shouldn't be portrayed as crazy or unnecessarily violentWonder Woman suits her much better
>>570741406What would Sonic Team Fiona be like?
>>570741189>I like how bitchy she looks
>>570739707Rouge becoming more prominent hurts her character. That's why she was so neutered in Prime and they took her boobs and back away during the Year of Shadow stuff.
>>570740581They look canonically sized to me and overtly exaggerated. They're generous in the Rouge-tier, but I'd allow it to make it to official print.
>>570741406>Whisper and Fiona being friends... Cook.
>>570741316>niche CN show,LolEven if you use TTG the comparison still applies. Most normies dont know shit about comic Starfire.You smug shit.
>>570741138BUNNY BOOBIES
>>570741406I'm still waiting for Miles
>>570741543>They look canonically sized to me and overtly exaggerated.*not overtly exaggerated
>>570740730>>570741402Blaze is above Knuckles but below Shadow in terms of making the story about them. It's fine.>>570740730>Sonic and Blaze storyI see where you're coming from however Knuckles was once in Blaze's position.Sonic is in Shadow the Hedgehog. Knuckles is in Sonic Rivals with the hogs. Percival and Gawain are with Lancelot. S'fine.>>570741024They're right sbout Shadow and Silver.
>>570739707Rouge doesnt really work as a staple. She is a jewel thief. She should be an antag more if anything. Im tired of her getting sanitized.
I love being white.Not an ugly gook or nigger.
>>570741356>See I don't understand why they though it necessary to reinvent the wheel and do full rebuild.Well they did and didn't. They just used the Headcannon/Whitehead ports of 1/CD/2 and Headcannon came in to do the S3&K port, which IIRC was supposed to go to mobile, but it wasn't quite in a finished state by the time they handed it off, and a bunch of changes were made to everything for some reason.
>>570741929wrong tab, this isn't pol
>>570741929Based Blaze
>>570741402>Cream and Rouge>Both are actually less popular than Blaze actually.Cream: 1 Show, 5 games, last playable 2 years ago, last seen in mainline 2 years agoRouge: 2 Shows, 5 games, last playable 2 years ago, last seen in mainline 2 years agoBlaze: 0 shows, 2 games, last playable 19 years ago, last seen in mainline 15 years ago
>>570741085Standing in a big pile of shit, but still standing
>>570742016Japan lost
>>570739769Nintendo and Sonic Team have a bad relationship so no more Sonic at Directs
>>570741869>Blaze is above Knuckles but below Shadow in terms of making the story about them. It's fine.It isn't. Not to mention all the other stuff i mentioned about jist using her being a crapshoot.>>570741869>I see where you're coming from however Knuckles was once in Blaze's position.Except he wasn't. Sonic and Knuckles isnt really a "Sonic & Knuckles" game at all. Knuckles' story happens after Sonic 3. Its like a bonus chapter. Its basically Epside Knuckles before Character Episodes were a thing.Sonic and Knuckles dont team up with the power of the emeralds to defeat the big bad.Knuckles gets betrayed, faints and Sonic saves the day himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xerc064m0IM
Only Sonic and his primary supporting cast get to be core. Rouge can't be core because she's Team Dark/ Knuckles rival. You have to go with duos and pair her with Knuckles to balance the cast like Rivals/ Dream Team.Cream and Sticks have a similar problem.
>>570742039see it's funny cuz blaze is clearly indian
>>570742420Why was Sonic allowed in ShtH?
I hate these westies normies so much
>>570742430Sucking the MC dick doesn't make a good character at all, Rouge, Cream and Sticks literally have better and more clean dynamics than Blaze who's just boiled down to "emeralds ship us"
>>570742430How does Sticks have a similar problem? She's not tied to anyone besides being Amy's friend she found in the woods in game canon.
>>570742174And yet Blaze is more popular than both Rouge and Cream.Less known? Probably. But Blaze is more popular.And unfortunately she would have to be stripped off all her shill trinkets to be made suitable as a staple 5th member which her fans won't like because they like her more for that stuff that her character.
Douge
>>570742430>Only Sonic and his primary supporting cast get to be core. Rouge can't be core because she's Team Dark/ Knuckles rival. You have to go with duos and pair her with Knuckles to balance the cast like Rivals/ Dream Team.>Cream and Sticks have a similar problem.This is why they need to bring in Vanilla, Gemerl, and Chocola to be a group unit with Cream so they have more flexibility for her use. You'd never see Charmy brought in by himself but since he's part of Team Chaotix he get way more exposure that way.
Blaze can replace Tails while he plays on his iPad.
>>570742621Sonic can appear in other people's stories because he actually has low narrative density despite being the main character of the series.He has no meme backstory no duty and no baggage. He can just show up because its already how his character works in general.
>>570742729OOCHoshino says he doesn't actually drink
I am a fucking architect
Both Yuuta and Archie Chris have a Sonic hating blonde rich girl character
>>570742843Tails is kept busy so he doesn't become a badguy
Last thread sonic games and character got btfo
>>570742704>she's not tied to anyone besides being Amy's friendExactly.>>570742903Maybe. But then again same with Knuckles.
stepfordization for Rouge
>>570742702I don't even really disagree, but Rouge and Sticks don't have the more straight man personality we are looking for. Sticks is a schizo and Rouge is a flirty femme fatale.In Boom Sticks worked because they made Amy level headed to begin with.
Ai is a Maria.
>>570742720>Less known? Probably. But Blaze is more popular.Blazeniggas are the brain tumor of the fandom
>>570743183Hi Maria, your grammer needs work.
>>570742940
has the Ai porn arrived yet?
>>570743219cope
>>570743342Nah, too young.Request Yuuta with Metsili or his teacher instead.
>>570743342look up luna platz hentai doujinshi In the meantime
>>570743482no, yuuta is too young
>>570742952Ironically. Ai loves Yuuta and hated Sonic for putting Yuuta in danger and turned around. Miland hates Chris and hated Sonic for being a threat and also poor
>>570743057>straight man personality we are looking for.Weird, you can have that with any character BUT Blaze since her IC depends on others directing her because she's way too angry or sensitive when she goes on a lead, stop thinking 06 Blaze is real.
>>570743042>Maybe. But then again same with KnucklesKnuckles' issue is an integrity of character thing moreso than a narrative density thing.He should be guarding his rock because its what his character would be doing and prioritizing. But if an alien invasion happens we can accept he gets involved.
Maria...?
>>570743560It's ok when women do it.
Fuck you and fuck Blaze, if there's any misogyny problems in this IP it's 90% of the time because of Blaze.
>>570743618Blaze's default personality is not raging retard. She has to be pushed into reacting. That's ehat its means to be a straight man. You react to the other characters who is more eccentric.
>>570743342Unlikely to happen since the average fan will see her as a minor, you'll have luck is someone here decides to draw her
>>570743450Use your head, if you're outside the fandom how much exposure could you have to Blaze? how is that more than Rouge or Cream?
Maria loved Shadow romantically. Shadow realized it too late. Americans treat their bond as pedophilic even though Sonamy had the same age gap and Maria had no confirmed age. Or "sibling coded" to try and turn it into some kind of immoral perversion. You are wrong.
>>570743631Okay so we relax Blaze's character integrity and allow her to show up until we decide to focus on how she guard her rocks. Same as Knuckles.I would argue Blaze's integrity was already broken by 06 and Colors DS.
>>570743987Shadow's nearly 10 years younger than Maria.
>>570743987Someone should create a fangame that endorses Shadria or something
Shadria sucks. Shit ship for pedophiles and the unemployed.
>>570743961Being more recognizable isnt the same as being popular.More people stan Blaze than Cream or Rouge despite the fact more people could easily tell you who Rouge and Cream are.NTA btw.But Blaze is all over the place so it doesnt matter.
>>570743894Another problem is a character attribute is NOT a character, Blaze without getting pushed would make her unable to attribute anything to the team. she literally needs to be bullied all the time to be interesting (which is an idea Archie did and it gave her more stories kek)
>>570744060Why did Maria groom Shadow?
If you think about it Blaze doesn't even need to be in 06. Sealing Iblis doesn't even affect her world. Mephiles fuses with Iblis in the present and Solaris gets beat by SSS.
>>570744279A child can't groom a child
>core this, role thatRouge the Bat isn't beholden to some arbitrary narrative construction, she does whatever the fuck she wants.
>>570744175>Blaze has 4 obsessive autists that screamYou gave a good reason why they should never ever use her
>>570744337she can and she did
>>570742928Knock that off, asshole!
>>570735019it's interesting if the takarazuka in-step hits the main discourse though, no one cares to adress the gender autism outside of the usual ''misogyny'' thing with these characters even though it's both in the undercurrent of the discussions and also inherently baked into them by design.
>>570744337I was groomed by a girl in 2nd grade
>>570744070Maybe one where you can just play as Maria when it's all over even though she's technically gone forever and the game just pretends this is normal while you do things only Maria can do
>>570744016>Okay so we relax Blaze's character integrity and allow her to show up until we decide to focus on how she guard her rocks. Same as Knuckles.No because Blaze is a princess from another dimension who uses said rocks to show up. The Master Emerald is used to keep Knuckles' home in the clouds where no one can mess with it.>I would argue Blaze's integrity was already broken by 06 and Colors DS.06 is a hot mess Blazefags are still pitching and moaning about to this very day which proves my point.As for Colors DS, it was actually more balanced there since she didnt choose to show up. She also didnt actually do anything and was a background NPC in a low stakes adventure.You aren't exactly wrong, but it was easier to accept because of that context.If it were up to me I'd say that Blaze can't use her Superform and the Emerald's power is temporarily drained or something while in Sonic's world or some shit.Even that isnt a perfect solution.
Shadria and Silvaze are NBR oneesan wincest groomerkino
>>570744650>while you do things only Maria can doLike staying inside and sleeping on life support?
>>570744296>Blaze doesn't even need to be in 06Duh? nobody really needed her, Silver functioned way better in rivals because he was away from her as well, without her the story would not just get less contrived but all in all better.What really occurred is that she's basically another Cream where they introduce her in a handheld then shine in a mainline, but unlike Cream, Blaze has many, many writing issues
>>570744223Which is why I have called her a narrative black hole before. Marine was a good choice as a foil for her in this respect. But that works eith the idea of them as a duo rather than Blaze as part of the core cast
>>570744702>where no one can mess with itLol, lmao.
>>570744798No
>>570744771what do any of these words mean
>>570744364Right, and most of the time what she wants is gems, intel, fucking with people and things that can help her get more gems.
>>570744702Then why does Knuckles show up if he leaves his rocks at home?>Sol Emeralds are drained when Blaze is sent to Sonic's world>needs the Chaos Emeralds to restore themI mean yeah that makes sense and they've done this before but it fucks up her themes. Maybe uh "the Chaos Emeralds need to borrow the Sol Emerald's power".Regardless the Chaos Emeralds can just send Blaze home. S'fine. The emeralds love doing that.
>>570743042>Exactly.But that's not a limiting factor though? Being Amy's friend is just how she's introduced
>The emeralds would support Blaze FOR NO FUCKING REASON but they will never support Sonics friendsWhat a disgusting narrative black hole.
>>570745008Goddamn it Rouge!!!!!
Rouge stole Knuckles' family jewels.
How come there aren't any Shadria proxy Sonadow schizos arguing Sonic represents Maria because of what he says at the end of SA2
>>570744279Maria is too kind-hearted to "groom" Shadow and want the best for him. Their love for each other happened naturally.
>>570745575Nobody gives a fuck about Sonadow here
>>570745608>Maria lovebombed ShadowPretty fucked up.
>>570745115Indeed. She does love jewels.
Why hasn't Sonic reminded Shadow of Maria yet?
>>570745702why don't *I* get to be lovebombed by a 12 year old?
>>570745196>Then why does Knuckles show up if he leaves his rocks at home?His rock doesnt do anything. Its main use is keeping his home afloat.>>570745196>I mean yeah that makes sense and they've done this before Its arbitrary though and kinda contrived. Imagine using the emeralds just to shoe up, draining of of their power just to fuck around with Sobic when you have a whole ass dimension to protect and an empire to help run.>but it fucks up her themes. Blaze's themes should mean we never see her in any stories that dont revolve around her and her dimension to begin with. Something about Blaze needs to change. Her lore doesnt even work with the new emerald lore as it is.>Maybe uh "the Chaos Emeralds need to borrow the Sol Emerald's power".But thr Chaos Emeralds arent always involves in the story and doing that every game for no other reason than getting her home feels Hella stupid and hassle for everyone involved. I dont see Blaze letting everyone go to the trouble just so she can show up.>Regardless the Chaos Emeralds can just send Blaze home. S'fine. The emeralds love doing that.They nudge you a bit in the direction but as Rush Adventure shows they cant do the work for you.
>>570745837Sonic doesn't know who Maria is.He spaces out every time she's mentioned.
>>570745575Some of them argue that but it has no validity because it's Maria and Sonic are 2 different souls just like Maria and Amy are different souls. Just an assertion made by terminally online, ultraliberal fujos
>>570745363
>>570745575I've seen it before
>>570738916i think cream works the best out of what we have but they don't really use her past the early 00s era. easy mode for girls.
>>570746034>Rouge taking selfies onnthr Master EmeraldBitch would do that...
>>570746223If IDW didn't exist, there wouldn't be a problem of a faggot, dyke, and tranny infestation in the fandom
>>570745925Shadow talks to her like a schizo so he knows
>>570745880The Master Emerald controls the Chaos Emeralds and acts as a power source for machines, including giving "super badniks" Super Forms.In Sonic Channel the emeralds send Sonic home seemingly without any intervention.Blaze's themes are all about "someone is out there helping you" and "you're never alone" so Blaze and the Sol Emeralds showing up to help Sonic makes sense.I think it's fine if the Sol Emeralds just send her to Sonic and then the Chaos Emeralds send her home. Or she can just be there like Blaze in 06 or Silver in Forces. Because fate. It doesn't really matter.
>>570746359Amy stopped being hard mode for no reason so there doesnt need to be an "easy mode for girls" to begin with. What girls want is a distinction personality rather than just a gameplay option and Cream isn't particularly distinct.
Sonic
Hope being Maria's reincarnate or Hope being a girl who is simply related to Maria and doesn't have the same personal connection. Which do you prefer?
>>570746563Love Hope quite a lot, prefer her to just be related
>>570746563Molly is reincarnated Maria so he failed twice
I'm at the point where I'm starting to think anyone who wants things from other franchises incorporated into this one are just non-fan colonizers trying to change the fandom and franchise.Everytime I try to get someone to explain why they think being into more franchises is good it always, ALWAYS boils down to something like "I just like these things more than Sonic and want Sonic to be like non-Sonic thing."These types of people aren't fans of this franchise and openly admit to it when pressured. If you don't like Sonic then leave. Stop trying to make Sonic not Sonic.
>>570746507>The Master Emerald controls the Chaos Emeralds and acts as a power source for machines, including giving "super badniks" Super Forms.None of that is relevant though. He guards it. He doesnt keep it with him.It stays on the island. The same is not true of the Sol Emeralds which Blaze has to use to show up to begin with.You seem to not understand that narrative isn't a mechanical issue. You can technically just write anything any which way but that doesnt make it okay. It can be excuseable within certain contexts, but not as a rule.If you genuinely think we should just say Blaze just shows up and leaves at the snap her fingers like a literal god, then Blaze is a bad character.
>>570746403Shadow is mean tto have taken off his limiters in the Finalhazard fight, right?I always wondered why Shadow was dying or why Sonic had the limiters or what that meant. I think it would have been cool if he did it before the Biolizard fight and handed them to Sonic, explaining why he had them. Like "leave this to me" while handing his limiters to Sonic.
>>570746678This was immediately obvious to me.
>>570746678Based.
>>570746563The latter? Obviously?>>570746678>I'm at the point where I'm starting to think anyone who wants things from other franchises incorporated into this one are just non-fan colonizers trying to change the fandom and franchiseYou only realise this now?
>>570746563>Hope being a girl who is simply related to Maria and doesn't have the same personal connection.I like the coincidence. She's a different person, and Shadow has a different dynamic with her.
Silver
Frontiers definitive edition is awesome wow!
>>570747178Racist white character
>>570746849There was also supposed to be a scene where thr president talks with his secretary with everyone on earth talking about there hopes and dreams and believing in Sonic and Shadow to save them but they didnt have time to include it or maybe just couldn't fit it in.Sonic X actually had the scene as intended.
>>570746840>Blaze has to use to show up to begin withBut she doesn't. The emeralds can transport her to and from without any intervention and while never leaving their respective dimensions. Gardon (and Marine) can just guard her dimension till she gets back. None of this needs to be specifically explained more than a throaway line if at all. Her bio can say "her emeralds send her to Sonic's world to help" because they do and have done that since 06.No lore needs to be changed, just used to do what it already does. It makes her character narratively weak yes but then so is Knuckles.
Sonic's entire world and everything in it exists to glaze Sonic, and for nothing else.
>>570745358The Deadly Six is a galaxy scale super black hole when it comes to narrative. You can't even define what they are beyond whatever a "zeti" is.
Shadow
Tails
>>570747446Sonic is a very boring character honestly.
>>570747717Tails!
>>570747402>But she doesn't. The emeralds can transport her to and from without any intervention and while never leaving their respective dimensions. Gardon (and Marine) can just guard her dimension till she gets back.That's even more retarded. If she is shoeing up to help, why WOULDN'T she bring them? How does she go back?How do they know when to bring her back?In IDW she is on a vacation. Is she jist on vacation forever? That's stupid.
>>570747790You are not a Sonic fan
>>570747790The franchise in general is boring.
>>570747650The Deadly 6 have low narrative density. They are just demons that hate both Eggman and Sonic and want revenge. That's it.They don't need the story to revolve around them either. They can just get off Lost Hex and start shit.
He's cute
>>570747790Shadow*
>>570747867>wah, someone pointed out my franchise is one dimensional!
>>570747867Sonic will never be taken seriously because he's seen as lame and a magnet for autism.You guys will be lucky if he even gets a slot in for the next Smash Bros. Nintendo might literally not see him as important enough to even recognize anymore.
>>570747848>IDW . . . is . . . stupid.
>>570748123You don't like Sonic>>570748140I don't care. I don't care what non-fans or normalfags think. I don't care about Nintendo. I don't care about Super Smash Bros. I care about Sonic
anons, are there any specific everyday outfits you'd like to see the male cast wear? (that aren't women's clothes)
Star, Sun and Moon
>>570748273My cock in Sonic's mouth would be cool.
>>570748257>you don't like SonicWhoa, that's deep. Like Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>570747848>why wouldn't she bring them?She has no choice. Ask the emeralds. They're a liability. She didn't bring them in IDW either. Part of Sonic and Blaze's themes is "if it can be handled by the other it should be" so Blaze should be happy to support Sonic but let him handle things.>How does she go back?Chaos Emeralds.>How do they know when to bring her back?Cause of fate.
Amy
>>570748328The sun is a star, the moon is clouds
>>570748328Kill SilverRape BlazeMarry Ariem
>>570746563I love psme but I'm not sold on shifting Hope into that role. Too clearly different from Maria.
>>570748140I will laugh so hard if Sonic is removed from Smash, and Nintendo comes out and says "Meh. Who cares.".
Metal
>>570748374>She has no choiceShe clearly does or we wouldn't be having this conversation.>if it can be handled by the other it should be"You made thus up.But also you kinda proved my point about narrative density. Part of Blaze and Sonic's thing is that they should stay in their own worlds and that is how things should be. So her being a staple member makes no sense.>Chaos Emeralds.I already explained the issue with this.>Cause of fate.Thats not a real answer.Blaze was a mistake.....
>>570748257>I care about Sonic
>>570748409Emi
>>570748602Metal Sonic has no soul
>>570748595>Marketing research shows Sonic fans dont buy other games anyway so no money lost.
I'm bored of Eggman. Bring back Merlina.
>>570749074Wasn't her arc already completed?
>>570749054Imagine if Sonic fans actually played other video games. >"By god, I've wasted my life."
>>570749054I buy other games, I'm not going to buy a shitty game I don't care about just because they lazily threw in Sonic and Green Hill
>>570749229Yeah, but Sega seems to have decided that she was right. Apparently perpetual stasis is good, actually.
What's the point of giving a damn about any Sonic characters? What's Knuckles gonna do? Job. What's Amy gonna do? Be useless. What's Tails gonna do? Be a bitch. What's Shadow gonna do? Job some more. What's Silver gonna douwu? Be a faggot. The characters all suck, all serve no purpose, all just take up space waiting for Sonic to save them.
>>570749229Yes. Just make a new villain. We don't need many recurring ones.
>>570748972Yes he does...
Sonic Team should play Gravity Rush and learn how to meld platforming with combat.
>>570749758Go get your ass beat by Batman faggot.
>>570749242>implying these people even play the games
>>570748809>you made this uphttps://browniehideout.wordpress.com/2021/11/06/sonic-channel-wallpaper-cover-story-sonic-blaze-november-2021/>they stay in their own worlds and that's how things should beYeah and Knuckles and Sonic don't get along and don't like working together but they do anyway and if Knuckles was used properly he would always be stuck on his island.Blaze can support sonic but let him go Super to deal with the threats of his own world.>Chaos EmeraldsIt can happen offscreen. We never see Silver go home either.>not a real answerIt's the answer we get for Blaze constantly. We have "the world needs a Sonic". S'fine.
sparkling water anyone?
>>570750185i actually do like sparkling water a lot
>>570750185I prefer tea.
>>570750041>Yeah and Knuckles and Sonic don't get along and don't like working together but they do anyway and if Knuckles was used properly he would always be stuck on his island.Sonic and Knuckles but heads but are ultimately friends. They are frenemies. Knuckles was always made to be a Sonic friend.The point of their dynamic is that their personalities make em butt heads and Sobic and Knuckles must be together in the same place for that.Blaze is just some vague esoteric emerald parallelism.They are not the same. Stop pretending they are.
sonic fangirls with big round dorky glasses and big round dorky boobies
>>570750018Told you those unbearable woke morons don't care about the games. They just care about political messaging
>>570750018>>570750507Reminded me of this.
TailsxAmy sexo
>>570750327Okay you don't like Sonic & Blaze that's fine
>>570750879So you admit it would turn the scenario into a Sonic and Blaze scenario? Thats literally why she doesnt work as a 5th member. Glad we agree.
>>570750839I wish to make such legendary ragebait at least once in my life. The seethe that one post caused was hilarious.
>>570750960No you just clearly don't like her if you want to diminish it to "vague emerald parallelism".
>>570751128That's literally what you said
>>570738375Eh, I'll allow it.But only if they're passionately looking into each other's eyes or kissing while it happens.
>>570740245I don't care about girls,stfu
>>570751809That makes you racist against females
>>570751809Yes you do,stfu
>>570737803Don’t worry, it just hit Bump’s brain, so there were no damages
>>570750185>tfw Rouge is a dirty whoreFeels bad man.
I wish Blaze had a real vocal theme song.
>>570751943No,it's retarded. Also Giving a shit about worthless roastie tourists is low iq.
>>570742626>Kit liking US sportsOh no
>>570750018Tourists are an epidemic these days
>>570743573Metsli showing up for Ai to get jealous of up next (probably why she didn't appear)
Ai explaining that she fell in love with Yuuta because he was the only one who showed any interest in her flowering work genuinely warmed my heart more than any other attempt at romance in the history of Sonic. Simple puppy love.
The term Badnik was always cringe and stupid.
Belle the Goodnik
>>570753527
>>570753527you know what? fine
Archie romance bad. BoC romance good.
>>570753967This but unironically, Yutai is cute
>His name is Sonic because he's fast, like sound! GET IT?!Cringe garbage.
>His name is Shadow because without light there's no shadow! GET IT?!Cringe garbage.
>His name is Tails because he has tailsAbsolute based.
>Her name is Marine because she has energy powers!Genius
Anyone else just notice that they're called So-NIC and Robot-NIK?It's like poetry.
>his name is Silver because he’s silver Straightforward
>>570754501Notice that you're called AnoNIG like NIGGER?
His name is Za VOCK. Because you can smell what he's cookin?
>His name is Maekawa and he maekawa tof good games
>Her name is Blaze because she has fire powers
>>570754532What if 'Silver' is just a name he adopted like Miles did with 'Tails'
>>570748409>>570748916She has prosopagnosia, be nice.
>>570754732kek
>>570749678>What's Silver gonna douwu
His name Big because he's Big
>>570754791Probablymostof the characters to be honest. You think "Sonic" was his birth name?
>His name is Froggy because he's froggy
This game sucks cock and balls.
>Bunnie Rabbota robot rabbit
>>570755172nudity
New CrossWorlds surveyhttps://xcancel.com/RaceCrossWorlds/status/2066672100191228397?s=20Do not choose that you own digital deluxe as it will end the survey instantly
>>570754293You get it!>>570754402kek
>His name is Ivo Robotnik because he's fat and builds robots. GET IT? Fuck this entire franchise. The whole thing can go in the bin.
>>570754791He wouldn't use it. He's so autistic that he only uses his real name.
>>570755343I thought Ivo was because Ovi means egg
>>570755172Look at all those angry people
>>570755283Fuck off and kill yourself, shill. Buy an ad.
>>570755283Told them I didn't buy the game because I dislike the crossovers and I wish all the updates were new Sonic series content instead
>>570755343Robotnik is a real name
>>570755379That's what I said, you dumb fucking BITCH. God, I fucking can't with you drooling retards. FUCK.
>>570753527Okay that made me laugh
Nicholas Maurice Wachowski
>>570755731hmm...
Eggman fucks Agent Stone
>>570755568No it isn't. Fuck off. >>570755731You fuck off too.
>>570755623No you said ">His name is Ivo Robotnik because he's fat and builds robots. GET IT? Fuck this entire franchise. The whole thing can go in the bin." thats different not the same
anyone have that screenshot of the knuckles pfp making threats towards ian like putting him in a box and shaking it
This talk of the character names makes me realize the blobian naming tradition is probably very different from humans. Something I wish Archie/SatAM picked up on, but almost all the OCs (especially royalty and nobility) had humanlike surnames.
>>570754061Eggman's robots being called badniks tells you literally nothing about them nor did we NEED a name for the concept of an Eggman robot.Its cringe.Sonic is the main fucking character.
>>570755283Went through the whole fucking thing and forgot to put "give the DLC characters voices" at the end like a retard.
>>570756039Bitch, he's fat because he's egg shaped, you stupid piece of shit. Kill yourself.
>Her name is Espioyume because she's a yume who loves Espio
>>570755028Fuck off Mauricefag.
>Her name is Cosmo because she's from space
>the main character needs to have a retarded sounding and insultingly on the nose name because the children who play these shit games are actually brain damaged
>her name is Rouge because she's a fucking whore
>>570756206but fat people aren't shaped like eggs
>>570756298Its actually because of "cosmos astereaceae" which is a family of flower.
>>570756298I thought she was only named after the flower but her name has two meanings. Fuck I'm dumb.
>>570756129Why is the Mario Wiki a better Sonic wiki than the Sonic Wiki?
Dear /sthg/,Today I forgot to play a Sonic game. Please forgive me. Have mercy. But I did see this toad. Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.
>his name is Knuckles cause he's a knuckle-dragging retard
>>570756298>>570756429>>570756437literally every female member of her family has a space themed name
>>570756360Sonic is a cool name. It sounds like speed of sound. Also sonic rocks! Like rock and roll which is sound!Badnik is cringe and stupid.Sounds like something for 2 year olds. You can tell it was probably made up by Maddie Schroeder
>>570756496I'd still let him dual fist me
The ideal 5th core character and 2nd lead female character CAN ONLY be Blaze the Cat.It HAS to be a "Nega-Sonic" who is basically Girl Knuckles and the Raven to Amy's Starfire, and with Starfire's solar-based powers where Amy has Raven's mystic powers, and be a parallel Sonic who gets her own Emeralds and Super forms and outranks everyone else because she's effectively Tails, Amy and Knuckles combined into one single high-speed action heroine that can do what Sonic does but with the opposite personality and gender. Cream and Rouge can never be core cast. Cream is Amy's Tails, and Rouge is Knuckles' Catwoman and Shadow's Partner. They are not "Sonic's X", so they don't fit. Cream with Sonic is just what if Tails again but girl. Rouge with Sonic is a complete neutralization of her core concept because Catwoman the Bat is just Girl Sonic II: Femme Fatale edition, and thus she gets the Amy treatment of Sonic just not caring about her advances or flirtations, and he'd care even less about her amoral selfish ways because freedom is something they both value anyway. The only type of character that works as the 5th character and 2nd main girl simply has to be Blaze the Cat, and her creator adding the whole dimensional angle is the one thing holding her back. It simply HAS to be the one female character that can make Tails, Amy and Knuckles all redundant, and HAS to make the entire plot all about her just to show up, because that's just what all the patterns point towards.
>>570756474was it a fowler's toad?i only know one toad specieswait actually i was making a reference to jeff fowler
>Sally Acorn>Stuffs her mouth with nuts
>his name is Epsio, as in espionage, cause he's a ninjaFuck this franchise is dumb. I hate this shit so much.
>His name is Vector because he's a vector for STDs
>>570756573>Sonic is a cool name.No. Grow up and stop being retarded.
>>570755283I dont know how much there's in there but hopefully everyone can put that they want voices for the dlc characters
Guess so
>>570756513That's actually dub-exclusive. Only Cosmo, her father (Lucas/Luchs aka Dark Oak), and her mother (Earthia) had names.
>>570756462Because they dont have any agenda to push.
>name is Charmy>is about as charming as cholera???
>His name is Kitsunami because he's a kit (a baby fox), he uses water and it rhymes with Kitsune (Mythical Japanese fox).Fuck puns
>you can hardly swallowWhat did they mean by this
>>570757170that they doubt my ability to deepthroat horse dildos
>her name is Surge the Tenrec because she has electric powers and tenrec are similar to hedgehogs... Sigh.
>>570757193Rouge...
>His name is Eggman Nega because he's Eggman but badder (negative)
>Her name is Whisper because she speaks very quietly. >Her name is Tangle because she has stretchy tail powers. >Her name is Jewel because she's shiny.Fuckin'...
>>570757306Photo negative
Did anyone ever tell Knuckles that Rouge was flirting with him?
>>570756462Because the Mario wiki is hosted and administrated by hardcore Mario fans, while the Sonic wiki is hosted by lying businessmen filling your browser window with shady ads and administrated by whoever first fills it with garbage for Internet points while the host maintains search engine dominance because of the amount of content probably combined with accepting "donations" for pushing propaganda on Wikipedia, which they also own in case you weren't aware, those banners asking for donations from regular users are lying too.
Colors DS is canon Colours Wii and HD ports are not.
>>570757539Its both.
>>570757105You forgot the tsunami part
I looked in the mirror and all I saw looking back at me was a fucking westerner a god damn American
>>570757539i remember the cope that people said DS was the canon game from ST for years until HD came out
>>570754978
>>570757442The height of autism
>>570757685Iizuka said both versions are canon and the DS version tells a more in-depth version of the story.
>Her name is Maria to evoke the image of a saint.Okay, but this one is legitimately pretentious as fuck. >>570757409BUY. AN. AD. AND. DIE.
>>570757808You should see the digimon fandom
>>570756682I realized this through reading an AU fic that had an evil version of Espio called "Sabo." Couldn't believe my eyeballs.
>>570757431Whisper name actually didn't;y make sense before her trauma because she was peppy and happy go lucky before her team was murdered. She didn't even specialize in quiet sniping since her wisp was the rocket one.
>Her name is Lanolin because she's a sheep and lanolin is an oil from sheep wool.ABT...
>>570757248Rouge probably sucks down dildos that are long enough to come out on the other side
>>570757929>saboLike the One Piece character
>>570757891
>>570757809Iizuka also thinks Sonic Heroes is a good game. Fuck him and his lying ass.
>>570757934>Starts acting like her namesake on purpose
Why are you all hating on the naming gimmick of this franchise? On the nose, punny, power/personality describing names are cool!
>>570757409is this on the crossworlds survey?
>>570758035This
>His name is Mimic because he can copy people's appearances.
>her name is rouge because she has big boobs>her name is whisper because she has big boobs>her name is lanolin because she has big boobspersonally, i don't get it
>>570757958>She's meant to be oiled
>>570757934>Character makes a complete 180>Never try to give her character progress where she akes ownership of herself and break through her trauma and because it does not define who she isNo kino allowed.
>>570756895OOC. Only Shadow does that.
>her name is cream the rabbit
>His name is Mario because he's Italian.
>>570757991
>>570757934Happy woof! >>570758035>On the nose, punny, power/personality describing names are cool!Children need to be beaten so they stop being retarded and get some goddamn standards. Fucking kill yourself.
>>570758105It's because he's a mimic octopus. I think him and Lanolin are the only ones named after part of their species so far.
>>570757871We (I didn't) once had a thread long meltdown because a snake Digimon became a Muscular-armored Dinosaur.It was hilarious
>>570758281
>Her name is Amy becausse she's an Amy.
>>570758035You think people are being serious on the internet?
>>570757891>jazz hands!!!Hi Amy!!!!!
>Chris Thorndyke
>>570758351
>>570758329Digimon is based, they make cool monsters and sink ships.
>>570758351What in the world even is this, and why does she need to make sure the coast is clear before she does it?
>>570758252Fuck Shadow in the bussy
>>570758364TRUE
>>570758308>Children need to be beaten so they stop being retarded and get some goddamn standards. Fucking kill yourself."standards" for what!? There ain't nothin' wrong with the names. Even Amy Rose's name is a hyper literal name for being the dearly beloved pink romance love interest character. And that's cool. "Miles Prower" = Miles Per Hour because SPEED and he's the sidekick to SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. "Tails" because he has two tails, and he was bullied for it so he got the name the same way Deku got his name, and so its a reclamation of the name just like it is with Deku. And that's cool.
>>570758259>Her name is Cream the Rabbit as part of a series of theme names with her family. Vanilla cream, cream Cheese.And yes, that is a tortured non joke. I hate this IP. >>570758280His name is Mario because he was named after the landlord of Nintendo of America's original building.
>>570757006But how about the French version? That's a much closer translation than the 4Kids version, and was the main target audience for the third season.
>His name is Suck the Cock because he's a bad character but I jerk off to him everyday.
>>570758493Koji Yusa can do some pretty feminine moans
>>570758432
Which Sonic characters i must redraw this with? Its must be a villain beating a hero
>>570758364>>Her name is Amy becausse she's an Amy.Yes, yes she is <3
>>570758364>Her name is Amy Rose because she's pink.Fucking riveting. Sega is a bunch of lazy cunts, and I have no idea why we ever tolerated this bullshit.
>His name is Big because he’s big
Why do people call her Princess Sara when she isn't a princess
>His name is froggy because he's a frog
>>570758482take a look at what her hips donow imagine what you would see if the camera was on the other side (or boot up the game and check for yourself)
>>570758710That's funny because the name Maria can also mean "beloved".
>>570758517>There ain't nothin' wrong with the names.That fact you believe that is why your parents are failures for not beating you. Seriously, just go crawl in a ditch and rot. Worthless piece of shit.
>>570758717"Amy" means dearly beloved, and roses symbolize romance, love, beauty and purity. Therefore, "Amy Rose" = dearly beloved pure and beautiful romance. Because she is the Girl character who is the Love Interest for the MC.
Tails is going to fill Rouge's womb with puppies.
>>570758692Infinite beating Silver
>>570758690
>>570758798she's *my* princess <3
>They're call G.U.N. because they shoot a child dead
>>570758798Because Archie called her a princess. Yup. More confusion caused by that comic.
>>570758493>>570758615Shadow doesn't have a bussy, it's just a smooth patch down there.
>>570758918
>>570758692Surge beating Blaze
>>570757808Idk about the rest but the Blaze stuff is correct and Nishiyama confirmed it in interviews.
>Name is Yugi>Is the Yu-Gi-Oh
>>570758845What would you want, for everyone to have "normal" names!?Good luck with that, Amy Rose and Miles Prower are both the same logic as "Sonic the Hedgehog", just formatted differently. Even a lot of anime characters have hyper-literal names, and you just don't notice 'cause you don't speak Japanese.
>>570758867Nobody fucking cares about your pretentious cope. The names are all fucking shit, and this franchise is only suited for literally retarded children. Shut the fuck up.
>His name is Darkspine Sonic because his spines are dark
>>570758329>>570758472I mean sure, Styracomon might've been a little radical but considering how different the others were... it wasn't that surprising.
>>570758692>Ywach vs KenpachiNeo Metal Sonic vs Knuckles
>>570758960"Gun" is the Japanese word for military or army.>>570759148The only one being pretentious here is you for acting like these names were ever a problem.
>>570759183You will never believe which one of these became a sex joke
Monkey Ball does the core four gimmick 1000 timers better than SonicSo does Billy Hatcher
>>570759034Why does everybody wonder why these characters had horrible fates being written like that?
>>570759148So why are you here?
>>570759227Technically Royd Lloyd vs Kenpachi
>>570759073>What would you want, for everyone to have "normal" names!?Yes, you stupid bitch. >>570759229>having standards is pretentious nowI say again, fuck off somewhere and die.
>>570759000
Scooby Doo does the core 4 gimmick better than SonicNinja Turtles does the core 4 gimmick better than SonicNaruto does the core 4 gimmick better than Sonicspongebob does the core 4 gimmick better than Sonic
>He's named jet because wind is often colored green in japanese media
>>570758831And they were both 12Surprised Maekawa didn't think to make Amy the Alice of Shadow. She even fits with all the characters sharing initials with PSME ones.
>>570759341Why are you even here when you clearly don't like Sonic on a fundamental level?
>>570759320Because I enjoy taking a fat shit on literally retarded children. I'd throw all your bodies in a dumpster too if I thought I could get away with it.
>>570759335Oh I totally forgot about him. Makes Neo Metal Sonic even more fitting desu.
Bob the Hedgehog.Frank the Echidna.I did it... I fixed Sonic...
>>570759524>Person the AnimalTrash. Come up with actual surnames, you lazy cunt.
>>570759183Haroumi gets to fuck this
>>570759401
>>570759441Have you considered the fact that Amy is in love with Sonic
>>570759524You fixed Bob
Notice how nobody's calling out Silvers name because he's original and unique
>>570759423Well yeah, those franchises have at least four core characters, not three core + a forced pink DEI girl for inclusivity that adds nothing and no one likes
>>570759620Bob Hedgefield.Frank Enchennedy.
>>570759069The name Yu-Gi-Oh means both King Yugi and King of GamesThe Japanese love their puns and multi-meanings.
>>570758472Digimon gave us this.
>>570759636
>>570759423>Scooby Doo does the core 4 gimmick better than SonicDoes it REALLY though?
>>570759779You sound like that one guy who got insanely angry over humanized characters retaining the rainbow colored hair.
>>570759703
>>570759779Those aren't real surnames. Try again, cockwad.
Give stupid MS paint doodle requests
>>570759423I like the way the core 4 is structured on-paper because Tails, Amy and Knuckles are all defined by being "Sonic's X" designating their role in the series on a character-dynamic level. The problem is failing to properly develop them beyond that.
>>570759907Bob Redfield.Frank Kennedy.
>His name is Silver because his mother was a crack smoking stripper who seriously named her kid "Silver". I hate Silver so much. Even his name is fucking garbage.
>Her name is Magani because it's like the Japanese word for glasses and an anagram form Enigma>Her real name is Engima because....?
>>570759970Sticks with foam on mouth
Describe the 5x5 character dynamic matrix of Scooby Doo's Mystery Incorporated.
>>570759970Sally breaking acorns with her hands
>>570759278The second one?
>>570759287Mostly because the characters are shallow enough for there to not be an issue.
>>570759970Sonic giving sally a corn
>Her name is Tekno because she's a tech nerd, and also spelled with a k because 90s. Don't fucking think I forgot about your bullshit, Brits. Fuck you too.
>>570760071>Her real name is Engima because....?...nobody has any idea what purpose this character serves.
>>570759869
His name is Silver because he'll always play second fiddle to whatever character he's paired with
>>570759970This but Kit
>>570760071qt
>>570759423No they don't lol.
>>570760270KEK
>>570759970Draw yourself committing suicide. >>570760270Okay, that's way meaner than mine. Also accurate. Kudos.
>>570759703Man you're just trying to get the character shit on
>His name is Black Doom because he's black and makes bad things happen
>>570760043>HURR HURR LE EBIN REFERENCE Kill yourself.
>>570757809
>>570759717
>Her name is Bunnie Rabbot because she is a half-robot Bunnie
>>570760262
>It's called the Black Bull because it's gonna fuck your waifu while you watch
>His name is Mighty because he's mighty
>Her name is Merlina because she's Merlin's granddaughter. All the twats who glaze Black Knight need to be punched in the face.
>>570760356A drawschizo and a silverschizo? pick a disability
>>570760013Amy and Knuckles are plenty developed beyond it. Tails is the odd duck really.
>Her name is Hope because because she hopes
>They're called the Black Arms because they're reaching out for gibs from everyone on earth
>Their names are orbot and cubot because they're robots have an orb and cube head respecitvelyDamn it.
>>570760630>picSilver doesn't have enough functioning brain cells to understand what testicles are.
>His name is Fang because his name is Nack because his name is Jet because his name is the Hunter because his name is the Sniper because his name is the Weasel because his name is
>>570760098Lol they legit have no real dynamic.
new Sonic characters should have names like My Little Pony charactersyou know I'm right
Wait, I thought this name joke thing was for having fun. Is someone actually being mad about this?
The thread is actually funny right now
>Their names are Verti-Cal and Horizont-Al because physical orientations, cause they're gods. GET IT?!And yes, that is specifically violence against that one anon. I know you're here. Go fuck yourself.
>His name is Captain Plunder because he's a pirate who loots treasure.Fleetwaybros...
>>570760098Can you post this matrix for reference?
>His birth name is Nicholas because he was born on Christmas IslandDude...
>>570760948No clue but is hilarious
>>570760098Shaggy and Scooby are best pals. Shaggy and Daphne are long time friends, apparently and have the highest power levels. Daphne and Velma are close because they're the girls. Daphne and Fred are sometimes love interests. Shaggy and Velma once had a short-lived romance that was honestly a mistake. Fred and Velma are the ones who lead the mysteries of the time. Shaggy and Fred, uh............Scooby with most of the others is just an extension of Shaggy, honestly.
>>570760948It is just having fun.>His name is Bean because he's green like a bean.
>>570760948Of course I'm fucking mad. These names are all fucking retarded. >>570761043>His name is Dr. Zachary because... because we couldn't be fucking arsed. He's just some weird echidna scientist guy who exists because fuck you.
>>570761043>Her name is Ebony because she's black
So do you wanna, like, have sloppy bareback in the parking lot?
>>570761034Thanks!
>His name is Johnny because he's...Why was that robot in Rush Adventure named just Johnny?
>>570757995>Iizuka also thinks Sonic Heroes is a good game. Fuck him and his lying ass.Whether Heroes is a good game objectively speaking, if Iizuka says it is a good game from his subjective opinion speaks if anything more to how much he suffered and gave of himself for it's creation especially towards the latter half of it's development and his feelings about the fruits of his labor. Consequently, he might be biased yes, but I wouldn't say he's being insincere in his assessment.
>Her name is Regina Ferrum because she's the Iron Queen. OH GOD IT'S SO FUCKING CLEVER!... You know, maybe that retard who's always bitching about Archie has a point.
>It's called /sthg/ - Sonic the Hedgehog General because here we discuss all things Sonic
>>570761280>Her name is Fiona because she wants to fuck the white thing and is an alcoholic Silviona goes deeper..
>>570759970Metal Sonic holding a ring
>>570761409Good question
>>570759287Sonic Monkey Ball and Billy Hatcher are basically the same cast?
>>570760556
>>570760606They were going to rename Mighty to Nuts so Knuckles didn't feel upstaged but the censors noted that he wasn't particularly ballsier either.
>>570761468Heroes is trash, and the world would be a better place if this hack piece of shit died making it. Fuck you.
>>570761280oh boy do i
>>570761509Interesting
>>570761409I think it was supposed to be a pirate thing. Like Long John Silver or somrthing.
>her name is Evan Stanley because her parents' minds weren't able to draw a female name when she was delivered
>His name is Bark because he was originially an orangutan, an animal that eats tree bark.Wow
>>570758482>>570758820
>>570759287>AiAi - Sonic >MeeMee - Amy>GonGon - Knuckles>Baby - Silver
>>570761468Heroes is actually a very well designed and relatively deep game held back by a good deal of jank, as well as players fighting the game instead of playing it.
>His name is Sleuth Doggy Dawg because... Wait, is that seriously the character's name? Really? Fucking hell.
>Her name is Princess Elise the Third because she is a princess and named after another person with the same name in her familyWHO THOUGHT OF THIS SHIT
>>570761647No fucking way. They wanted to call that nigga Nuts? The mocking would be endlesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4gvpq7gErM
>>570761591
>>570761409>Johnny the fake shark pirateit's an homage
>>570761648>Heroes is trash, and the world would be a better place if this hack piece of shit died making it. Fuck you.And who instead would you replace him with then? Kishimoto?
>>570761841>whoSome western businessman who thought the game would sell worse if they kept the name "Oliga" that Maekawa had originally chosen
>>570761927I had that one lined up.
>His name is Chaos because he brings destruction when he has all the CHAOS Emeralds.
LITTLE BOYZZZZZ
>Her name is Nicole because she was created by scanning the mind of a dying girl named Nikki, and was also named after a previous queen of the Acorn line.
>>570761659>>570761409Johnny is a good name for a pirate, I guess.>Long John Silver>Davey Jones
>>570762051>Her name is Nicole because she was created by scanning the mind of a dying girl named Nikkiisnt this that fucking digital circus cartoon
>>570762015
>His name is Rotor because he's a mechanic
>They are called Ancients because they are ancient
>>570761957>replace>im-fucking-plyingDeath to Sonic the Hedgehog. Let this fraud ass IP fucking die already. >>570762003>Oliga... Nigga, what?
>>570762117No, its far older than TADC
>>570762168If I had a nickel
>>570762130
>his name is infinite because he'll forever suck balls
>It's called the Time Eater because it eats time
>>570762117No? It's the original concept for her SatAM origin that was repurposed for reboot Archie.
>>570762178https://x.com/mizuhano/status/556775198255349760
>Her name is Shade because she's never gonna see the light of day again.Kekeroo!
>>570761879There's also a magazine screen with "Nat" but "Nuts" seems likelier, the screenshot seemed Engrishy. Maybe the dev was thinking the armadillo would be a "tough nut to crack"?He was already named in the Arcade game so we can only guess why they considered renaming him in Chaotix.
>His name is Geoffrey St. John because he's god's peace and graceWhat the fuck? Is that why he was so damn overpowered despite not having powers?
>>570762117shut the fuck up
>Her name is Julie-Su because she got you sued
>>570762247>His real name is Zero because he has zero game, zero talent, zero skill, zero wins, and zero friends.
>>570762178>>570762340 (Me)Also this https://x.com/mizuhano/status/556773324366163969
Natty the Armadillo
>They're called the Deadly Six because they're dangerous and there are six of them.
Shade~
>Her name is Trip because she trips
>it's called the mystery machine because they solve mysteries
>His name is Locke because he locked his infant child in a fucking microwave.
>His name is Spinosaurus because he's a dinosaur with a big spine
>It is called the Lost Hex because it is Lost and a Hex
>his name is black doom because he's a black creature
>>570762220
>>570762247His name is Infinite because he is overcompensating.
>Her name is Honey because if you don't look sweet, you're not wearing Honey. >Also because she's a straight up ripoff of a Fighting Vipers character.
>its called /sthg/ because we attempt (and consistently fail) to talk about sonic the hedgehogWOW!!!
Didn't Shadow canonically kill the Jackal Squad?Didn't Eggman canonically kill the OG Diamond Cutters?
>>570762428It was insane how he took on Sally, Bunnie, Antoine, Tails, and Amy at the same time and wasn't even aiming to seriously hurt them and still kicked their asses without recieving a scratch. And this was from Ian.
>>570762805It was retarded is what it was.
>>570762639actually got me
>>570762796Yes
>>570762796both happened in the comics AKA not fucking canon you fuck
>>570762771
>His name is Metal Sonic because he's a bootleg version of Sonic. >Her name is Sage because she's smart and sage is a topping you put on eggs. Reminder that people spend money on this garbage.
>>570762472>ZeroNot canon but should be.
>Her name is Bump because she bumps
Can Shadow run fast without his shoes
>>570762805>>570762841He is trained all manners of armed and unarmed combat, so it makes sense to me
>>570762954>>570762954>>570762954
>>570762472>this robot's name is ZERO because he's E-100α aka Alpha but we call him ZERO and remove his connection to the E-100 series in-game and call Beta the first because???
>>570762975He was a literal normie. This is like a GUN solider causally beating up the side characters.
Lovecraft's cat name because...
>>570762925
>>570757995He's right. You're just bad at video games.
>>570759970Draw Woe/Woefag being lynched
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>>570735157>Tails!is shit and everyone hates him
