Curren Bucket o' Milk editionPrevious: >>570669929>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Digitan LOVE
>>570694017I like her racing outfit
This one
not using the bestiality thread
>>570694017Yeah, i can confirms it's a shame Boquetd'or doesn't have massive tiddies.She has the right face and hairs to be complemented with huge rack.
Tachy is my scienst girlfailure wife, that's what she is. Clingy and needy
>>570694361All me
I wish I was Dober and had my trainer tease my nipples to the point of orgasm before shoving his T stick in me
>>570694017It's almost crazy how perfect her design is
>>570694361what the fuck do they even pay him fpr
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>570694440design so perfect that OP used off model garbage
>>570694440She seems innocent yet seductive
>>570694440how is her casual outfit?
>>570694017How do you stop the game from dying?100 free pulls on Tachyon100 free pulls on Smart Falco
yandere bouquet....
>>570694445So trainers don’t sneak out.
>>570694553Wife
>>570694578Increase 3* spark rate by 15%
>>570694720she's perfect
I hate that I laughed at this stupid shit.https://files.catbox.moe/kc7x8s.mp4
>>570694284She literally lactated during race... Cygames had no choice but gave her modest boobs or else her porn numbers will rivals Daiwa Scarlet
>>570694578Probably impossibleThe next scenario is just Unity 2
Excuse me where is the global thread, I seem to have accidentally wandered into the jp one
>>570694809Mare milk is delicious and nutritious.
>>570694851h-hot
>>570694903dober thread is right there bwo
>yeah, I train my umas using Power Cards, how did you know?
>>570694903Dozo
you can't even read
>>570694851and that didn't do shit to stop her from getting plenty of cowkini art
>>570694903We would want to discuss global?
Tachyon LOVE
SUPER STRONG
I don't know what the cards actually do, I just pick the ones I think are good looking
me in the middle
>me on the left
>>570694851Why are artists like this? Lactation looks good on all sizes. I'd love seeing a braless flattie wearing a breezy sundress while lactating.
>me on the right
Finally got to it
>>570695254When I started playing, I thought Guts cards were the most OP since they gave out three stats, spent all my resources leveling them up... it took some months to recover because it was rough getting money back then, especially since I still failed careers (my first 3* umas were Rice and Bourbon, imagine the Long rape)
The reason why she keeps losing is cause she lactates before racing…
>>570695438Mr. Neko...
>>570694851>>570695410Lactating cow tits are crude and uninspiring. Lactating postpartum saggy mediums are motherly and erotic.
>>570695438Cute
>>570695471>
>>570695514Stop talking about JP umas in Global serverThere is only 1 Curren in Global#LookAtCurrenNot look at other Curren which doesnt exist in Global
>>570695471I forgot to get my free shards…
>>570695685too thick
>>570695145i don't think any of the symbolis would actually be that taken aback
Anyone have a Medium and Long only agenda? I want to force Doto this CM
for me it's lactating small tits with inverted nipples
>>570695573>i don't like it, so it's [bad] and [bad]>i like it, so it's [good] and [good]
>>570694017
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8974295
>>570695702T-there's still timeif you believe in Icarus
>>570695779elegant
i laughed at VF when he had zero MANT CM winsi laughed at VF when he got burnt outbut nowim the same...
Safe for sure
>>570695517Mr. Nyanko.
>>570696013well you didnt drop out of school for this so
>>570695841Why the link, you can just post it
>>570695685Digitan doesn't have allat
>>570696046Cute cat and speed tard
holy gutsGOD
Playing MANT should be recognized as a form of psychological torture, up there with solitary confinement, waterboarding and doing taxes
Hey /uma/, another Muv-Luv MANT Monday has befallen us with another front and Hogslop CM just around the corner. I hope you guys make the now 800k+ class 6 retention with relative ease and of course good luck training those cm aces if you haven't given up already. Don't really have much more to say this week because I've been feeling the MANT burnout myself lately and don't really feel like even bothering with the next cm. Just one more month until Grand Live! (I have been keeping myself distracted by doing 400 pulls on Tachyon/LH on the gametora gacha sim...)If you feel like spending your time in a more productive way than slaving away at gacha and simulating more gacha in your browser, what about.... reading? The Muv-Luv Steam sale is still going on for just a bit over 24h and I promise you it's more fun than whatever literature you were forced to read in high school (unless you're really into Shakespeare maybe idk)
>>570694578>MANT kills 3 servers>Global will be fine doe
>>570696181too long me no readbut yeah true I don't even wanna host rooms lately since its just hogslop
retained
>>570694578free AND paid uma selector on 1.5
>>570694578>100 free pulls on Tachyondebunked
>>570695827Are you learning for the first time what having an opinion is?
>>570696038This is a good image
>>570696154Don't call her that..
WE ARE RICH
>>570696273yeah I have a Dia that can maybe gamble some wins and get me into B finals and thats about it. Just recycling aces because I dont feel like going through all the effort and then just losing to Oguri again
Decent, wish THH got in
>>570696390he's suggesting we get 100 to save the gaemjust like we got riko pulls jp didnt
>>570696067I don't want to get banned for hornyposting again
>>570695024Is kris mean like dober?>>570696063Wait what? Is that a meme or did one of those uma YouTubers really bank on global uma content creation to carry them far
I hate rapist umas so fucking much
>>570696464Yeah okay, that was rude
Trying to catch newcuties and those still without a club this 15th day of JuneExcelUma (14/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
>>570696553yea. he did
>>570696553>Is kris mean like dober?They made a whole episode about that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y4DpHsz6Wg
Rice love
>>570696612>14/30GOING TO MAKE IT
>>570696681>WOW THE BONUS IS THAT YOU CAN PLAY MORE MANTI HOPE EVERYBODY THAT WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SCENARIO DIES TO BE QUITE FRANK WITH YOU
>>570696519we are still getting 60 at least, 100 isn't a huge differenceJP only got, what, 10 singles for riko?
Dreamt that I hung myself in the living room, but somehow I became reborn near instantaneously, so I watched my dead body shit itself Not sure what to make of this dream
>>570696559at least she didn't lock the door
>>570696751>doto sees kris s in queue>bricks the whole machinenyoooooooooooticing
>>570696408This is absolutely how to NOT express an opinion.
>>570696271So many players on twitter early on were like "I love MANT I did 100 runs every week the first month, those warnings from JP server prepared me for this I'm built different". Not so much anymore
>>570696681what retard came up with this
ho ho hee hoanother day, another marathon of ogurin runs
>>570695841>bouquet lactated during debutWhat was the trainer doing to her before debut? Nipple training?
>>570696271Nobody said that ever
>>570696757SEXPEROPEROPERO
The evil Curren raped me.
>>570696831Huh... bwo... are you okay? Still, I think that's better than one of the recent dreams I had where a guy wanted to be my boyfriend and I was too shy to decline it...
>>570697091but bucket is the nice curren
I like Cadia from Warhammer. Which Uma is for me?
I still haven't used my selector from 1st anni, these are my SSRs, do I keep on >holding it?
>>570697154If she was the nice Curren why did she rape me but the evil Curren didn't?
Do not call her cum bucket...
>>570696873So I can escape and run away from my rapey trainee? Perfect.
>>570697154no Curren is nice when they are in the bed with their trainers
this is a nice uma musume with zero evil intentions
>>570697220I am a big fan of Sichi spd SSR, but one more LB wont do you much good
The Victory club umas wouldn't rape you.
>>570697154nice in the sense that this one doesn't cheat on you
>>570697346cute feet
>>570696751Cute menacing aura
Curren Chan was the good curren after all...
>>570696893I'm fucking telling you how I feel. Shut the fuck up. I'm going to kiss you on the lips until you shut the fuck up.
>>570696878She just goofed up! She meant no harm!
>>570696271>>570696905JP slaves are just built different. Also more stakes on them due to most p2w players
>>570697220only half decent option here is 3LB fuku but probably still pointless
huge
>>570696905Those sentiments lasted until the clocks ran outThe people who loved the scenario so much that they spammed runs ran out of resources to play the scenario
good morning
>>570694017Global also have it's own cow
what the fuck i'm not even using her or her card...
where do you guys get all your uma fap material, is sadpanda the way to go?
>>570697765haha you're fat
>>570695761Med-Long schedule is super lamethere are only 2 Med races in junior year so you're forced to skip everythingthe only way to spice things up is to give Doto 10 Dirt sparks
CYGENEROUS
>>570697831you run these 4 in junior year
>>570697734I want to fuck Kitasan so bad
>>570697725Can someone kindly explain to me the clocks running out meme?How do people burn over 1k clocks in like 3 months, I probably burnt more or less 300 but now Im still at 900 due to events giving me back clocks
racing a shit ton in junior year is pointlessohhh look at all the notebooks and cat food i can buy, that's so much better than having friendship for classic summer
>>570698101You're supposed to manifest those friendship kebabs or whatever into your shop.
>>570698162Why are women like this?
>new uma is named curren bouquet>realize curren isnt her first name>mfw curren chan's name is literally just fucking chanare you serious
>>570698162
>>570698285that's a drawing bro
>>570697996And Dia?
>>570697523Trying to estabilish things in that way is just rude and preposterous.Now kiss me, i'm waiting.
>>570698336curren's name is karen
>>570695761This is what I used for Cafe a few CMs back. Run Stayers in early dec too if items permit.
>>570696905"mant enjoyers" after you shove them into mediumslop CMs featuring 2 doms 1 hog
>>570698336>new umabouquet has been with us for like a year now
Chiyonoanon, should I masturbate?
>>570698336curren 4chan
wahey
>>570698564Smooching Ogurin
>>570698662This image is unrealistic since Neicha wouldn't be shopping at a large grocery store and all the people at the local market street know her and her trainer.
>>570698336i love chan
hahaha every room is just>hog + summer hag + vbobo >hog + 2 domsi'm having so much fucking fun bros
>>570698759Everyone would be playing along
>>570698101you farm friendships before debutby hopeless I like having items for summer, only missing the green goo, only these 3 are missing orange but they will get there before summerand to get items you need to race
>>570698830>18-21thank god i'm safe
cute
Aren't we getting a new career soon anyway? Why all the talk of MANT?
>>570694017Holy FUCKThis is a straight up umatore powercreepWHY THE FUCK WAS MY WIFE RELEASED AT LAUNCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>570698336the owner's daughter is named Karenhe got into horse racing when she was born and decided to base his crown name after her as a birthday present, but Karen wasn't allowed so he chose curren as phonetically it's identical
You're set for SS rating if you race more than 40 times with 60RB
>>570699086>soon>2 more months>soonfuck off
>>570699087>umatore powercreeplaughing that you're entirely correct
>>570699179wasn't the story that his daughter's favorite idol from Hong Kong was named Karen Chan?
You guys have been saying 2 more months for 2 months straight now.
>>570699087Now imagine how they'll localize this.
>>570699087mares need to be stopped
>>570699231retard
>>570699331they won't because global will eos by then
>>570699231one more month retard
>>570699087Global won't like this
>>570699319>1 more year of MANT
>>570698883agreed but now you have to show your comp
>>570699319>mfw we're still not even halfway done with MANTwhy even live
>>570699087>WHY THE FUCK WAS MY WIFE RELEASED AT LAUNCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMcQueenbro...
Good job El out of nowhere suddenly decided to job 3x by Hopeless stakes eating up all the free clocksIm sure this is not scripted
How many weeks until Air Shakekwm626;dhmnb...,,
>>570699529you joke but...parent runs...
>>570699086The children are reluctant to play MANT when it's another hogslop CM
>>570699086it's too late mant already killed everyone
>Teio Sho>not built for Teioshit game desuwa
>>570698883xogger and 2 doms is the most retarded compmissing 1 out of 3 heals is so commong that you need a secondary ace that can pick up the piecesxogger and the 2 gigastacy fronts is based and buhipilled
>>570699331what do you mean?
>>570699087I thought the tag on her head was a pastry joke from artists
>>570699578Weeks?
So what's the relationship between Curren and Bouquet?
>>570699717uncanny valley
>flower cup>trophy is not flower's pantyshit game
>>5706996743 days until I unbrick my account
>>570699439
>>570699565McQueen literally has the Main Story that saved her ass. Teio and Special Chud are the ones who got the short end of the stick.
>>570699761For me, its Curren Boobquet
>>570699761iirc both were in the same racing club when they were chidlernchildhood friends
>>570699317the owner's first horse (Curren Cabriole) was born in 1998, which is when his daughter was like 2 or so
>>570698883Don't worry I'll use Falco instead of Maru
>>570699087gacha waifufags are patheticsince when do you need your waifu to constantly pander to you in media?
Tamamo went to the free taste aisle when we got in and returned once more before we got out store...I think she even did another lap when we went around.
>>570699439Grade schoolers looked like THAT?What are they feeding these fillies?
>>570699331>This dress was designed to be a bouquet. One colored by the voice of the crowd and bound by the memories of victories we shared
>>570699761Childhood friends.I wonder if Bouquet knew Curren's dead brother
>>5706996743 days until I brick my account
>>570699898I missed these Oguri posts
It's the 15th, time to check on your club!Will your club going to make it? Is your danchou going to quit? Do you like your club's pfp uma?Only A or above clubs being checked for now.
Why would anyone marry someone as small and flat as Narita Taishin?
>>5706996743 days until my account receives no changes
>>570699761They are childhood friendsImagine named Josh Bradley and your friend next door is named Josh Mike Bully magnet
>>570699838Small boobs!@!!
>>570700048>Ryan
>>5706996743 days until I rebrick my account
>>570700119Cute! Fluffy ears! Fun to make blush! Erotic body!
>>570700119Opposite reason why nobody will marry you
>>570699868Let waifufags have their mares. We'll get actual unbiased kino writing with stallions.
>>570700119Because it's easy to put her in a full nelson
>>570700163Still in PITS?!
>>570700048>490(-26)jongdacchis...you have to play the game
Umas are daughters not wives
>>570700048A+tis/uma/bros... they will laugh if we miss A+ again
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>570700358>>570700381
>>5706996743 days until everyone's spooks are forever bricked
>>570700048we always dodoesn't look like ityeah, it's unique. even if she's somewhat of a brute especially when she looks like picrel
>>570700268>We'll get actual unbiased kino writing with stallions>The latest Oboba is one of the most Himba of them all
>>570700384A in autis/uma/ stands for A rank
>>570700048>411I see you cunts doing failed mcqueen runsAt least do a full URA career fuck
>>570694720The wife fit… damn…
>>570700267Not true, I managed to get married. Then I got a divorce about two years later.
>>570700358>>570700381shut the FUCK up falco
>>570699916There's a really famous vtuber in a popular corporation who always had really huge fuckin' tits, so big that even in elementary school during sports meets competitions and stuff her classmates called her "running titty cow" behind her back. And now she does this for a living.
>>570694175I want a digicatI don't even like cats, but I'll make an exception for the digicat. I don't know if the fusu will be amenable, though.
>>570700381Falco-san...I understand what happened between your torena and Light Hello-san was what it was, but you shouldn't try to take away joy from others...
>>570700048danchud will get my 1 M*NT run a day and he will rike it
>>570700381Falco...
>>570700342>Still in PITS?!Yeah, my tongue is still there
>>570699868>since when do you need your waifu to constantly pander to you in media?I think it's lame too, or at least not very interesting. but they can do as they please so long as they release kino from time to timeyou can only do so much maring because it does alienate some of the audience, me included kind of with all the spamI only need my bue
>>570700381This is why I fuck with you, Falcon. You always keep it real. Keep it professional. I'm glad I get to be your trainer.
>>570700592zased! I do the same, and I don't run Japan cup nor Arima Kinen!
>st*llions
where are the ramonu lewds
>>570700494sell me on victoire pisa career. how romance coded was her career?
>>570700727Biblos is stallion-coded
>>570700727>obabas
>>570700773here bro
>>570700567>Do not repost>does it anywayLet me guess you also goon to the umas?
>>570700689
>>570700841thanks
>falcuckfor me its curren whore
I HATE RICE SHOWER
>>570700381another horrible take from shart fartcon
>>570700957bucket is the superior curren in every way
>>570700957Thoughts?!
Yeah for me its stallion umas with fat tits
>>570701010This is a good opinion
>>570700689>>570700889succubus
Ok but imagine if it worked though
I failed a 3%. Luckily it was pre debut so I can just abort the run
>>570700381mostly agree, umas like Still would canonically be your wifebut most of the cast, like 95% of them? definitely not.
daring tact can't possibly keep up with the mare (you)sexual power creep now, can she
>>570701080I wonder if Ayabe gets sick of Curren's shitprobably not, because Curren is just so super cute that everyone loves her, but still.
Yae
>>570699087Thank God my umawife never loved me anyway so I can't be wifecreptGuess my wife
>>570701080pure sex
Falco is cuter than Curren Whore
>>570701095
>>570701210Sakura Bakushin O
>>570700381>daughters>daddy, I am lactating right nowWith just a single sentence my brain would fry. I'm glad she's a good girl otherwise I'd be done for.
>>570701164Depends if Lovcen actually gets the triple crown and steals her torena
no one ever said you can't fuck your umadaughter
Please stop slandering my wife just because she's retarded and too pure to commit rape.
I wonder if they're saving Uma with Take Yutaka's personality for Uma Deep Impact. The kind of Uma that will do even the silliest thing to promote Uma racing.
No one wants to fuck Haru Urara, though
>>570701392
you will never guess who won a mile race>b-b-but Vodka has NSM!yeah sure
bouquet sexo
brian's G1 gear is so ugly
God, I fucking love my dumbass daughter so much. Plus since no one cares about her there's a drought in people who just talk about fucking her 24/7. Unlike CERTAIN other umamusume..
>>570701671Your trainee lacked guts
>>570701275this is NTR
new mare hit /uma/ like crack
>>570701741How does Light O cope that she has two big curvy mounds in her chest instead of flat plateau like Suzuka
Hello friends!!!
>>570700848Mambro...
is nishino flower part of the agemasen clan?
>>570701871hi
>>570701573https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/145201806
UGH...
>>570701573
Happy start of the week.
>>570701924
>>570701956I'm not clicking that
>>570701573i see japs drawing her fat fucking thighs all the time though
>>570702212
rice would do that
>>570702212I can see them
W.C Bouquetd'or
>>570702212Chowa
>>570702212me on the right
>>570702212my daughter and my little sister wouldn't do this
>>570702212love these tits
>>570702212Tongue kissu
Sei-chan's bold new look!
>>570702212Anon, that's SEVERAL FUCKING NIPPLES
do NOT lewd the ulala
>>570702212Uuuuuuuuh
>>570702456The choker says all that needs to be said
>>570702508if not made for sex then why sex shaped
falcoGODS. What is the chance of getting Medium S from a 2* Medium Spark on my parent, approximately?
>>570702456She's a pervert...
Post Matikanefukukitaru tits instead.
>>570702212Ulala's budding breasts
>Biwa got agemasen on Fast and Furious>Natie didn't even have the event show up>Sweep got ghosted by CB's last eventI'm probably getting B finals but fuck it, distance aptitudes and card events keep screwing me and not having Dober really limits what I can do parent wise. They can win in rooms sometimes at least.
>>570700848>>570701881How do you even recruit when players are already quitting like as seen here
>>570702632pain%don't look it up just keep doing runs until all the stars (gw, med s, good stats, good hints, fast learner) alignforget about throne, keep turf sparks on grandparents
>>570702764Promise them it'll get better in GL (it won't)
I'm going to prank Smart Falcon by kissing her on the lips and telling her I love her.
I'm going to prank Smart Falcon by telling her that I'm already married and have 4 kids!
Stop being mean to Falco.
>>570702847I got the 3* front pink on the grandparent once but no Medium S...
Trying to train a parent maruzensky in mant is the shittiest experience yet. At least you expect dober to be shit because she's a late surger. Maruzensky just jobs for no damn reason. Useless god damn whore.
>>570702456>chokermight aswell have a post-it on herself saying "PLEASE FUCK ME"
MINNA
HOOEEEEEH ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sweet Pea: Farewell, Gentle Memories...Camellia: Modest Brilliance, Humble Virtue...Alchemilla Mollis: First Love, Devoted Love...Gloriosa: Burning Passion, Courage...Lavender: I Am Waiting for You...Petunia: My Heart Eases When I'm with You...Peach Geranium: Promise, Determination...These are the meanings of every flower that was used as titles in Bouquet story episodes, from episode 1 to episode 7
I let Falcon watch me and Curren have sex
I'm going to prank Smart Falcon by putting thumbtacks in her shoes and hiding her textbook.
i bet falco goes "hoehhhhhh" when she cries herself to sleep
post something cute
>>570703781
>>570703509>Alchemilla Mollis: First Love, Devoted Love...>The very chapter when she starts gathering info and stalking him like he was her first crushFUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK! CYGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEESSS
>3 daily free clocks event>first run of the day>use them all up in junior year
I just dumped a huge HOEH in the ARIGATOU
>>570703368fill all grandparents with turf sparks to end up with 10-12 turf sparks and med sparks on main parents, there is no room for unused pinks.Ideally you make a 7-9 turf parent yourself to borrow 4-6med 2-3turf parents but that's very hard, your parent should be 2-3med with 4-6 turf on grandparents, then borrow a sky with the same sparks (total of 10 turf sparks minimum)If I had SKY I would make a 8-9 turf GOOD parent to be used in all cms but I don't so I'm using a 4gw 5stam 2spd 2med 5turf vbourbon with ny opera and smaru grandparents
stop seiun postingi need to sleep
>>570704309Keep Seiun posting.
I would cum inside Smart Falcon unprotectedI would not do the same to Curren
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>570704164do you ignore blues while going for this shit or just wait until you get good blues and also relevant pinks and also a bunch of whites
>>570704398Difference is Smart Falcon would be on the pill anyway.Curren Chan would make sure there were holes poked in your condom.
>>570701741I care a lot about her and went as far as to plan for her spark even tho I dont run fronts
I AM THE WINNER!
>>570704398What about me?
what other unique do i need for making cancer oguri? baracole of blessings? should i borrow for killer tunres or no stopping me? please spoon feed me i dont feel like doing reseasrch
>>570704786You need Pulse.
>>570704786budding blossom
>>570702661Why?
if triple 7s ever gets a gold version they should call it 67
trainees are so sexy trainees are so sexy trainees are so sexy trainees are soooo sexy trainees are so sexy
>>570704647Nice, I have yet to run Inari again after my intial ura career.
>>570705047Torecchi...
I think my trainer caught me looking at his butt what should I do?
>>570705047
>>570704459smaru took 1 run (very extremely giga lucky)vbourbon took 13 runs (lucky).I needed some stam sparks but speed is okay, I generally aim for 2*blue 2*pink but this took me about 40 runs in previous cms while ignoring whites, so 1*blue 2*pink may be fine too.Pink is the most important
>>570705130Grassu...
>>570705130Rape him, then blackmail him so you're the only one
>>570704526wholesome
>>570705209obviously you can borrow 7-9 turf Sky and put the relevant pínks on your parent and one grandparent, I got lucky with the turf maru
Tachy propaganda has been on the rise ever since her newest family revelations
>>570705130
>>570705423Tachyon propaganda should always be on the rise
>>570705423tachy propaganda has put me on the rise
>>570705569ME ON THE RIGHT I DO THIS
>>570705423good
>>570705543tru
>>570704786You need Festive Miracle on everyone
>>570705649With who??
I pulled for Sweepyany tips on end closers in cm15?
>>570706006Inari One.
>>570706106they are bricked unfortunately, your best bet for backliners is a strong late like brian or rudolf
>>570706221>brian or rudolf...this is who you recommend in place of my sweet Sweet Pea?
>>570706329you can try using her as late is what I actually meant to say
>cyjews wants me to do 1 Falco run a daybut I made her an ace already...
>>570691964Did you figure it out?
>>570704913Because I love this orange and I want her to be my wife.
>>570706510I got them with a throw away Taiki run, same goes for the tiara + sprint races
>>570706704Hey, that's my line!
>>570706721name one thing curren did thats evil. YOU willingly voted for her instead of scarlet, she didn't force you to.
I'm actually starting to like the yuri aspect of this game more and more
>>570706930I want to bridal carry this Uma.
>>570706943They're killing kitasan black
>>570707236I don't like it one bit, I want my wife to be mine and mine only
>>570707371Get your ears out of the caption, god damn
>>570707371
>>570698395If I was Dia's trainer I'd lose to her boobs within the week
>>570707509I look like this
Throne gives guaranteed Prudent Positioning, by the way.
>>570704882>>570704910>>570705756that;s it. blowing my single run a day on a parent and hoping people are more helpful tomorro
>>570707608No you're not, faggot.
>>570707509god damn, she is pretty.
>>570707608heyyyyyy
>>570707509all air groove's family is stacked
>>570707236same
>>570707758esl KING
>>570707614no one is using your cope wit card sorry bub
hey
>>570707886Whats wrong with it?
>>570707652>https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/>select your uma and her style (important)>click Skill Chart>click RunBy the way, divide the lengths gained by the required SP otherwise you'll end up with a very expensive build
>>570708003>you're not look like that
>>570707965*rapes you*
>>570707835>air groove>blue air groove>battle latina>boy with tits the size of your head
>>570707965Hey ;)
>>570707965hey
I'm hopelessly falling in love with Taiki.
>>570708052Yeah that makes sense. Thanks!
>>570704786BarcarolePulseMoving pastShadow breakEmperor
>>570708214>burger keychain
WE.HATE. MANT.
>>570708214Go give her a big hug!
we like mant, actually.
>>570708214what's the theme of these outfits? dates?
>triple front>they spot struggle with each otherwhat the fuck
They really should make a confirm window to make sure you're clicking 90%+ failure trainings or something, I keep fucking forgetting to use my talismans
>>570708346STFU Umama
>>570707236Same. I saw a vid of helios and palmer making out and I dropped to my knees on the spot.
>>570708408>>>>tripledeserved>>570708448stop being adhd
>>570708281>Playersuhhh what's that
>mant runs take longer>therefore less time to have sex with your traineebad torena
We have no strong feelings one way or another on MANT.
>>570708362Correct. Outdoors date, aka camping
there's no need to make aces before throne. Just reuse 2 doms and ace for round 1.
>>570708508>deservedfront is more ethical than obuhi fat
>>570708047hm yes website designcool tool tho
>>570708812yeah, but not triple stacking. only double
>>570708664HEY HEYYOU ARE FORGETTING ABOUT REGISTRATIONHEY HEYDOUBLE CHECK THE DATES AGAINDING DONGMAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR PARENTSWOO HOO
>>570708346Tell em Ma-chan
>>570708971Keeping Kawakami's leg lifted and having sex with her behind the dorm!
>Oju Chosan has been selected as an honored horse. >Announced by JRA today. >Received 136 votes (86.6% vote share) in the press poll. Meets the selection criteria. >This marks the first induction into the Hall of Fame for a steeplechase horse since Grand Marchis (1985), the second in 41 years.>Voting Result>Total voters: 157>Each journalist could vote for up to 4 horsesSelection as HoF requires at least 118 votes (75% of 157)This is not horse of the year but rather an introduction into the Hall of Fame, umas in it>St. Lite (1984)>Tokino Minoru (1984)>Haiseiko (1984)>Mr C.B. (1986)>Symboli Rudolf (1987)>Mejiro Ramonu (1987)>Speed Symboli (1990)>Maruzensky (1990)>Oguri Cap (1991)>Mejiro McQueen (1994)>Tokai Teio (1995)>Narita Brian (1996)>Taiki Shuttle (1999)>T. M. Opera O (2004)>Vodka (2011)>El Condor Pasa (2014)>Orfevre (2015)>Gentildonna (2016)>Kitasan Black (2020)>Almond Eye (2023)
>>570708664I'll do that but two oniges 1 front oguri
>>570709034Based!
>>570709029
>>570707871>>570708478I hope you're not being ironic because it really is beautiful to see love blooming no matter your gender...!!
>>570709125>Orfevre>Oju Chosan>But not GOLD SHITGood riddance. Less of Gold Shit the better.
>>570709125trainer-san, there is no umamusume named tokino minoruare you confused? feeling okay?
>maybe we could try only doing it when both of us want to from now on hahahow does your trainee respond?
>>570709347Actually, there is. I saw her race before and said I was her biggest fan. Then she raped me in the bathroom. I became a trainer hoping that one day I could find her again and rape her back.
Finally, a Triple 7s parent
Is the DD+PP combo needed for Sprint Fronts? Or only Groundwork + TTL?Answer this or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
>>570709125Hall of Fame is the one where, if entered, you're not allowed to have another race horse with any of their names right?
>>570709227more lesbians means less competition for older men for you.I see your game...
>>570709029>>570709226I look like this
>>570709663yesdd pp is even more important in shorter races
>>570709663just making sure
>>570708817You weren't supposed to talk about that skill, please delete.
>>570709227I'm not. But you sound suspiciously too cheerful about something that's usually public enemy number 1 in this fuckass site..
Flashhttps://x.com/i/status/2066296073283678363
>>570709663You don't "need" it in the same way you need gw and ttl but it might make a difference
>>570709940She has the only Gold green available for this track, everyone knows already how powerful those are
>>570710004because I wasn't expecting anyone else to agree, sorry. especially after that one retard
>>570709227>>570710118Let me bloom love with you then
>>570709693There is a big ass list of names other horses cant haveNot just hall of famershttps://www.ifhaonline.org/default.asp?section=resources&area=5
>>570709940i was just talking about how the table only displays a single row at a time and can't be resizedaka is fucking illegible
>>570709693Unless i'm mistaken that ruling is for every horse, only exception is for foals since their name is year - name of their motherI however found an example of two Taikis so not sure exactly what's the actual ruling, tried Maruzensky and the other Maruzensky is Maruzensky Two
hmm... today I will make a Restraint parent
>>570710350no one has ever said or done this
Truly brown hours
>>570710250Works on my machine
I need BIG COCK!BIG COCK for Curren Chan!
>>570710464Brown...
so whats her deal?
>PLEASE GIVE ME DODGING DA->already had itnice
>>570710247From the looks of this list I can make a race horse named Stay Gold, Dream Journey, Fenomeno, Nakayama Festa, but no Orfevre.
>>570708664tfw i still dont even have 1 good ace
>>570710879need
still farming grandparentscm isn't for like two weeks right?
>>570710350The only good Restraint parent/grandparent available so far is this Bourbon and it fills up so fast it’s not even funny
what's she need a photographer for?
I want her to rape me
>>570711226how do you even get restraint
Took me a full 11 minutes to get through 8700 tokens on that stupid wheel. But now I have to calm down, parent farm about and get ready for the next Chanmi.
>>570711226don't be greedyI'm starting with borrowing a Restraint ggp to make my own grandparent
>>570711297from sweepy in ura or unity, exclusive skill which can become a white
>>570694361the hardest working man in tracen
sex
>>570711379sounds like a night(mare) to grind heh
>>570711472
boysex
>>570711297>finish a career with Sweepy in URA or Unity to get her unique Green>hope her spark is inherited at a high level>use her as a parent on MANT run until Restraint gets inherited to that Grandparent>do this again for another Grandparent>Take both of those grandparents and make a good Restraint parentAt that point though, you can diffuse Restraint pretty easily through all your parent lineages, so you pretty much only ever have to do it once
>>570710307Taiki is just a nip name
>>570710964The names are likely protected by the JRA but theoretically not internationally?I would need to double check which i do not want to right now.So yeah, as long as you arent under the JRA that is.
>>570711614there's a secret magic spell to make this a lot easier than it sounds by the wayhehe...
why do you even want restraint? being rushed is pretty much a free speed skill
>>570711808retard
>>570711241Does she have separation anxiety or some shit?
>>570711735Makes sense
>>570710942>WOTA
>>570711808genius
>>570711763>trying to grind out high level white sparks white sparks without hitting SSSweepy can’t do everything for you anon
>>570710307Outside of IFHA protected names, the rules for naming are dependent on the administration. In this case JRA
your favorite uma is SHIT
>>570712186
is this what you niggers meant by 200 free clocks?
>>570711808duplicate front runner savvy for groundwork, retard
>>570711808Free conditionless green
>>570712371only 100 more days of MANT
Zamn! Kita BLACKED this!?!?!?
>>570712453This hurts my heart.
>>570712134That makes sense, thank you
>>570711808Rickey needs 13 green skills.
it wouldnt be a parent run without medium S and fast learner and every good white inheritence
get everything but lowroll both summers award
>>570712134>An odd or eccentric name shall not be registered.???
>Retards were mourning NEO UNIVERSE even though he died in 2021Twitterfags are so stupid.
Believe Harder!7, and you will get the next Uma you want in 30 rolls or less!6, and you will have to pity the next Uma you want.9, and you have to kiss Fuku's tummy.
>>570712134What the fuck is an eccentric name for their standards
>>570712717literally the point of loopingmy parent runs always have more whites sparking off
>>570712812Probably profane or rude names>>570712648Love this uma
>>570712921Palmer!
Is the propaganda over ye-->Sees OPGODDAMNIT CURREN (PURE), STOP FOLLOWING ME!
>>5707129217 and you get shakur'd in your next umapull and have to spark
>>570713191>shakur'd in your next umapullbut anon that's exactly what i want
>>570713184How did she spill all of that yogurt?
>>570713000WHAT DO THE TRIPS MEAN?
>>570713306Ah, you see, it is actually my semen
No mere human could understand the darkness in my soul.
>>570713175wish her tits were bigger
amazing!
what happens when rickey collects the seven dragon balls
>>570708292LMAO WTFI JUST NOTICED TAHT
>>570713175I want to pick up this uma
>>570713416WHEN I WAS
>>570713416Helena is better
>>570713401Seamen? What are they doing back on shore?
>>570713480she becomes pickle rickey
>>570713175Wife
>>570713575They came for a quick job
>>570713728Quick is right. Cannot trust a seaman to handle the load.
>>570712812>>570712932It's probably just to stop people from naming horses something like "Manko Daisuki" and stuff like that
>>570713782what do you mean this is an alt and not the og outfit
>>570712503yeah after Tachyon, Stay Gold, Orfevre, and Duramente had a turn
>>570713852Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, they are used to working jobs back to back and won't have problems rising to the occasion
>>570714013what like we're going to have sex in 2 months?
>>570714139I wouldn't even trust them with raising the mast.
>>570714013I did this.
>>570714013Veiny tits.
>>570714254Gentildonna doesn't have a mast
>>570714207that's me
>>570714563that's me actually
>>570714207this is unrealistic because almost certainly I would have arrived earlier
>>570714563>>570714608I'm here for our date
>>570714608No, me
>>570714563>>570714608>>570714665faggots
>>570714665you can take the other guy, sure>>570714698wrong
>>570714746>>570714608we should have a yuri date and leave >>570714665
Camping Taiki just keeps winning, really makes it easy on the mind and to just mindlessly grind for a good run
I really really really hate Chiyofag
>samefagging schizo
>>570714715
>>570714887but I love you
I HATE RICE SHOWER!!!
I really really really love boob veins
>>570712921bless mei need ricky to show up in my cheeky 10pull
Did you know that in Umamusume...Marrying Matikanetannhauser ALSO gives you a free Nice Nature wife?
>>570714951
uhh gwos?
>>570715036Double dipping is gay, though
>>570715072
>>570715072>taiki when she sees chiyoposter
should i?
>>570715359ironic
>>570715446no you should wait to be spooked
>>570715447joke(You)
>>570715446yeah wait to be spooked in 3 years lmao
>>570715359
>>570715446No keep her puns behind a cage
>>5707155634chan automatically includes the (You) when you reply, you don't need to add it yourself.
>>570715446Yes
isn't unrestrained quite good for cancer?
>>570715685you can remove it with 4chanx so i'm not taking any chances
I think they will upgrade Lovcen in the next edition of the game from a bronze amulet to a gold one at least. Triple Crown + Arima/JC would give him a rainbow one
>>570715812my aunt had unrestrained cancer
h-heil h-h-hitler...
which way western man?
>>570715812No
>>570715812you can't outrun cancer
>>570715826
>>570715812Brother give me a number I don’t know what Zodiac we’re on15? No, way too late
>>570715446no reason to not hold until you feel like using her
>>570715972but that means I'll never be able to redeem McQueen
>>570715812Not as good as last CM
>>570715890Not the slutty middle one. Chiyo rhymes with whore.
>>570715926goku could beat cancer
>>570716063there's no redeeming that fat slut
>>570715890Right any day
where is my mcqueen cryer
>>570716251
Is shatterproof shit
>>570716378Nyo
Cryers are a shit meme.
>>570715890LEFT. FULL LEFT. LEFTTTTTTTTTTT.
>>570716378It's good to prevent injuries
>>570716168don't shay that...
>>570716416don't say that...
>>>>>>
Sex is for trainees that can win races
did they increase the difficulty with the free clocksI'm suddenly jobbing races I never job even with buying skills
mcqween is so fucking ugly holy shitryan toogarbage mejiros
speaking of mcqueen I made a good chicken wrap today and stuffed myself with it
dirt
>>570716628retard>>570716660giwtwm
>>570716463Ardanbros...
>>570716429Torena-san you can't be doing this with your trainee...Unless you want to expand the bloodline
>>570716715ugly crying bitchgo eat more cake fatassslow metabolism bullshit
>>570716429but you're on the left
>>570715890nobody pulled for yaeno mutekinobody pulled for sakura chiyono onobody pulled for mejiro ardan
>>570716906>nobody pulled for mejiro ardanI sure did
>>570716902That Super Creek is super cute.>>570716906I didn't want either chiyono or ardan and got both. I'm cursed.
>>570716865how come the JCs around here don't have armpit zippers that they unzip and raise their arms while sweating
>>570716906true, i didn't pull out for any of them
>>570716906I pulled my stash away from them
>>570716906I didn't pull for any of themBut I have them all anyway
>>570716906
>>570716872don't do this to me right now, please.
My stupid chud daughter.
I kinda want more umas but I'm not rolling on an uma banner until CB so my roster is going to be locked to what I've got it seems...
>>570716715I'd have made you one too..........
>>570716906I did
>>570717223PokkuteJordorable
>>570717226The only umas I miss from my bricked accounts are Digitan and Kawakami
I want umas taken out of the game. Like if you missed them then they're gone forever like they're dead.Mcqueen and ryan would be a good start
>>570716906I still have both chiono and ardan
I want Gentildonna to leglock me
ALL UMA ARE QUEENS
>>570717195it's ok princess i'll be gentle (maybe)
>>570717490
>>570717390Kawakami is cute and in that "nice to have" tier but theres a lot of umas in there that I cant justify rolling on. It's HishiAma and Maruzensky for me... Ardan and FineMo would be great too but they would just be TT umas
>>570700795Not at the level of the heaviest hitters, but pretty far up there. You make and exchange rings on Christmas as an example.
point of the game is to collect umamusume
>>570713701
This mcqueen hate is the most forced thing ever Everyone has done it with mcqueen at least once
>>570717751Point of the game is to train Umamusume to be the best they can be
Don't even talk about your oshi if you don't have her completionist title.
>Everyone has done it with mcqueen at least once
Is there any difference between Front Runner F and A? because I just did a run with Grass as a Front Runner with F aptitude and won almost every race
Don't even dare talk about your oishi unless you OWN the actual horse
>>570717932you wont proc skills
>Medium Straightaway o, 50 spHorry shite I cum
>>570717958>oishi
>>570717247appreciate the thought, darling
>>570717932No. Style aptitude is like guts, it doesn't do anything. Why do you think people are always so upset to get style pinks?
my oishi is oguri cap cos that is what she says when i feed her
You guys should be nicer to Chiyono
>>570718189notice how when that guy said nobody pulled for yaeno, chiyo, or ardan, everybody said no actually they pulled for yaeno or ardan?
I want to remind everyone that this Saturday two JP sprinters will be trying to win Queen Elizabeth II Jubilee StakesTwo-time winner of TAKAMATSUNOMIYA KINEN, who last year came second in this race, Satono ReveAnd the winner of 2024 SPRINTERS STAKES Lugal
>>570718039oshi, oishi, whatever. its all the same gay trash
>>570717932your trainee will be too retarded to benefit from downhills and they will block themselves but it doesn't matter in career when you can brute force every race
>>570718241>looks like a boy>is a mareWhy is this allowed?
Yaeno Musucky (on penis)
>>570718360why can't I just brute force cm?
>>570718385Because she has a cool mask
>>570718076my POV
>>570718385Comically unusable kit, she can be whatever she wants
>>570718385>outloud brags about his lack of tastewouldnt caught me ever making a post like this
>>570717585what if I DON'T want it to be gentle.. what then..
>>570718562tf is this frank booth shit
>>570718498more like yaeno muflatty
>>570718701iirc it's an oxygen mask to increase the effectiveness of training
Wow, training speed in GL is such a scam. Its basically 0.25 efficiency past 1200 huh? Yet speed is still so stupid op that you have to do it anyway.
>>570718315I've still seen more Chiyonos in CMs than I've seen either of the other two desu
no dd awardit's always something
>>570718878she's a c, max
>>570718537Because even the weakest Uma in a CM is still 100 times stronger than the ones in career
>>570718878you don't need it
>>570718819replacing her oxygen with drugs and raping her
>>570718878host some rooms, I just finished my first ace
>>570719007
>>570718345
>>570718698then we'll hit your limit and see if your brain or body gives out first since you need correction so badlyslut
>>570719025She already wants kids with her Torena so no need for all that
Sex with ningen
>>570719046host them yourself
>>570719236
stop talking about sexrealistically I'm never gonna have sex anyway
>prettiest princesses are all stallions>now there's a tomboy marewhat did cygames mean by this?
>>570719375what if we had sex
DEVILISH
>>570719236So if i date Aoi does meek come with?
>>570719448That would be off-topic
>>570719448sex with boys doesn't even count as sex
>>570719375Just hire an escort once you get old
>>570719535dame desu
could've coped if fast learner>>570719046sure, few29798424
>>570719124that's a lot and I don't think it'd be very wise to continue this here..
>>570719594I can't even get food from the deli counter because it involves talking to someone what makes you think I could handle hiring an escort
>>570719945HmmSex robot, then
>>570719945You just do it all online now.
>>570719808when thinking about it maybe uma stan is an okay cope for pp dd, not really but
>>570719535meek only likes them retarded so if you are she comes with the package
can you faggots stop erping for once christ almighty
>>570719930agreed this isn't the place for that but it's cute and a little pathetic how easy it is to rile you up xoxo
>>570720180Next thread will have no ERP
>>57071980871467577
>>570719930>>570720194You can always have a private yet voyeuristic ERP session with Umamusume characters in /trash/ then come back when your head is clear>>>/trash/83414985/
around maresstay aware
>>570720647>>570720647>>570720647
>>570720578I've asked before but I'm stupid and forgorCan I see your Brian deck and can you tell me what blues you used?
>>570720594if there was a yaeno there i would
>>570720594what the fuck am I looking at de geso
>>570715853>JCJC is far too soon after kikkasho
>>570718341rooting for the both of them
I love JCs
Guys can i pick dominator as a late surger? He's reached 1200 SPD...
you are brown
