Previous: >>570694017>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Digitan LOVE
No ERPing below this post.
Tachyon LOVE
how do we stop the mare menace
just about every skill i could ask for on an oguri parent!! GUESS the white sparks!
Do not let recent propaganda distract you from the fact that brown is best
>>570720852You can't
>>570720578>Spe stays in 6th the entire race>Brian somehow winsThis is some FUCKING honseshite Sometimes the game just says you lose....
Good night friends!!
>>570720826
>>570720852Sic Ogucap on ehm
>>570720578>whiff angling>brian with the clutchmy hero...86915158>>570720684good timing, here. full power sparks>>570721003I was surprised too
>>570721030sleep tighto!
>>570720578 im tempted to cope that smaru, If it can hang with properly built umas surely i can get 3rd place A finals
>>570721223forgot results award>>570721306she'll def make it to finals unless there are exclusively only hog + 2x dom players in every match
Need to get out of the habit of buying early glow sticks when not using NTR
>>570721417My Super wife..
>>570721434Thanks againAlso thank you for posting detailed results, love seeing these
>>570721475no you don't>t. dancho
>>570721434thank for hosting, cutie
>>570718341satono reve got this in the bag
>>570721417Super villain...
>>570720852why contain it
>>570720826a little bit of ERP is fine. just a little. a teensy tiny bit.
>>570720852a diet
>>570721540Ok V
>>5707212236/9...Where did everybody go!!!YOUR ACES????
CM15 room1280362112803621
>>570722119I'm going to join this room >>570722131 sorry it's not you it's me
>random pack filler uma unique: must be on the 4th place exactly when the moon aligns with saturn and also have a square 25 cents coin in her pocket, also only works when it rains>dev favorite uma unique: she just needs to be in the race :)why is this allowed
wahey
So she actually scouts (you)
My chud son is becoming POWERFUL.
https://jiggie.fun/buckethttps://jiggie.fun/buckethttps://jiggie.fun/bucket
>>570722421Ok I need her
Anyone have the original video (link) of that one japanese guy having a melty after losing his money on a horse race?
>>570722421yes
um*ma really rehabilitated himself huh
>>570722638What does that even mean
>>570721223>>570721434thanks for joining, more way later after borrows maybe
>>570722373>random pack filler umano uma matches this description
>>570721127>is something on my face?There will betags: imminent_kiss
>>570720931At least she'll be out much sooner than any of the trainer thirsty mares.
>>570696831Dober/rekt/friends...
>>570722131SWEEPY W!!!!THATS MY GIRL!!!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOO
>>570721053Fine, I'll make an exception for you Chiyoposter. But only since you're so cute.
>>570722949bro dont spoil it for the thread....
Tell me about your day. Have you done 5 runs yet?
>>570722578I have this, but it's not exactly what you asked for. Sound might be broken too.
>>570722858>mare character storytorena-san i love you immediately we need to be together forever>kris s character storyRudolf: hey my autistic cousin from America needs a handler, here you go
>>570722714>S+ spedchud on the podiumI fuarking kneel
>>570721540>>570721629no worriesI like the layout too, readable and easy to compare winrars>>570722858wtf I love duram- kris s now??
>>570723130Spoil what...
took 6 pills this morningtaking 19 pills nowgonna have to take 3 more before I go to beddon't tell me to take my meds
>>570723194So you're saying she's exactly my type
>>570723194is that how you meet kris, rudolf asking for help? fitting honestly
duramente is for (you)
>my cm12 aces outperform the ones I made for this cm.
>>570723343>>570722858
>>570723342Erotic
>>570696831When I was a kid those dreams where you die/kys used to scare me but lately I've been feeling peaceful and just accepting it. It's been quite some time since I had one of those though.Umamusume
>>570723342I wish that were me but sleeping pills
>>570723343yes.>>570723364Tracen assigns you to her literally immediatelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhJtj4fs0-o
>>570722578this? it was boat racinghttps://x.com/FQpRgiLK7l5403/status/1749658882715381972
Just won NHK Mile with 290 speed I feel like a god
>>570723538bwo?
>>570723138Uhh... woke upRan 6 miles, been stuck at an 8 minute pace for a bit now and trying to get it down to a 7:30... maybe i should incorperate more sprints or somethingSpent 3K USD on car repairsMade some coffee and a protein shakeOn my 3rd run currentlyWhat about you?>>570723640Wait that was boat racing?Thought it was horses this entire time...
>>570723501so FUARKING cool
>>570723138I did 1 run for my daily and let another run started, then took a 4 hours nap so my brain could rest a little, had lunch, and by lunch I mean a green juice and reheated meat I had yesterday, I want to start dieting since I'm getting a bit too fat, I'll chill until the suicide thoughts come back then do the rest of my borrows, then during comfy hours I'll laze around in this thread, maybe I'll do a bit of jonging too
>>570723707That was the wind
>>570723848Maybe you should find a cute horse girl to go running with.>>570723951Make sure to stretch those glutes, when you Isekai you don't wait to let Helios down!
>>570723848yes you can see boat racing footage in the screens
Taiki if she real
>>570723951stop eating so much gwo
>>570722131Sweepy was so fast
Oh I didn't realize I hit 400M. That means I cut it down from a November 1b to an October 1B. But with the slowdown that'll happen since I need to train for Chanmi it might go back to November.
>>570722578>>570723640now post the spechud one
>>570724290Tits too big
>>570723640I don't understand, why didn't they shoot him?
>>570724183now this is what a real american looks like
>>570723613trainers are NOT beating the retard handler allegations
>>570724183fat cosplay thot "don't have tattoos" challenge (impossible difficulty)
cow
>>570724201Any tips?
>>570724493>retard handlergimlet's trainer...
>>570724632POTATOESTHEY ARE THE MOST FILLING CARB
moo moo
tact bwos...
>>570724632when the food gets close to your face, close your mouth like move your face to the sides tell it to go away but don't open your mouth if you open your mouth next thing you will be posting Teio gifs
>>570724685you don't know how many fries I can eat
Your response?
>>570724817200g is enough it's also literally only like 250 caloriesjust don't order fries because they are giga caloric just make them yourself
>>570724889GET PUNCHED BITCH I'M SICK OF THIS MARE PROPAGANDA ALL MARES ARE WHORES
>>570724889>brown hair and a boring white lick on the front>braids>colored nailsSo plain and generic. Ugh. Gross.No.
I've been playing since releaseI do my daily piggy pullsI've gone to spark on cards several timesso why the FUCK is my flower power still 2lb MANT is gonna fucking end before I can even use it
>fought my clubmate in TTwtf
which uma would be the most disruptive to the world if she suddenly and inexplicably became 200 feet tall?
>>570725285your yellow stones gwo?
>>570724963Bitch do I look like a cook
>"Umaverse isn't an afterlife, CHUD!"It clearly is, if you read Stegos story
>>570724632Drink coffee (black), it will help suppress your appetite.Literally just stop buying snacks.If you do need to snack get something low calorie like veggie chips, dill pickles/cucumber, sugar free jello, or konjak jelly.Actually pay attention to your portion sizes and stop eating till you feel full...Also the more you work out the more you can eat, and the more muscle you put on the more calories you burn naturally in a dayMost importantly losing weight is a marathon and not a sprint
Her mission is important, alright!
>>570725353my Ayabe is at 0lb
>>570725285future SRs won't be as good as release ones, you may as well use the crystals
>>570724632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRQgPXXTZ_8&t=200s
>>570725484>he fell for the ayabe guts propagandano...
whats up with all this bouquetd'or propoganda
>>570725460lot of the cast is still fucking alive
>>570725435>cut them into strips>spray a bit of oil>put them in an air fryerIT'S NOT A LOT OF WORK GWOafter becoming an ojisan you kinda start to not try to stuff yourself
used 5 (five) whistles on one turn and still didn't get the rainbow award
>air fryers are the kitasan black speed of cooking>if you don't have one your kitchen is bricked and you will get fat
if you can afford to play gacha gamesyou can afford to buy weight loss drugs
>>570725902you can use an oven but it's pointless when they exist genuinely
>>570724963>just don't order fries because they are giga caloric just make them yourselfI keep a pot full of oil on the stove for this, and chicken.>>570725902you don't need an air fryer to make fries bwo just a pot and a jug of oil and some taters
>>570725976Or you can just eat less/eat healthier...
>>570725857Wrong.
>>570725649Yeah in real life but it's still very apparent that horses die and then get reincarnated as uma. The current condition of horses here doesn't really matter to the plot of the game
>>570724889This is such waifu bait it is unrealI thought Buena was too much but this...Still in Love and her consequences have been a disaster for the Uma race
>>570725976don't you have to inject that stuffno fucking wayii ya da
>>570726081To this point, red desire is literally just an isekai plot.They even planned her release around the date she died for it.
>>570725976Those melt your bones by the way
no one cares about these no personality bitches
>>570726171there are pills too
Nishino LOVE
>>570724889I wake up wishing I were dead
>>570726014I boil them a bit and bake in the oven no need to use a whole ass pot of oil
ever since finally getting a rice cooker again a month ago I've used it to make all my mealsjust dump rice and everything else in it and pull the lever and it magically cooks it all to perfectionmy poop has been green ever since starting this though and I had to buy some fiber pills
>>570726478No one says this
>>570726643i NEED to fondle retirement fuku
>>570724658they had to hire trained linguists just for gim, helios, and uni
>>570726643eat some veggies gwo
>>570723364Technically you are only her (assigned) guide for getting to know the place. You show her around and later there are trainer try-out to become her trainer. Of course the other veteran trainers don't quite get her brand of autism and you end up as her new trainer. They whole thing was rigged from the start by the way, Rudolf knew (You) would end up as her tard wrangler. She may or may not calls you a bit autistic too
We love stallions here.
>>570726643the ring is so fucking hot
>>570726787>wingmanning for her american cousin from the startdevious
>>570726787>thanks for handling the tard>figured you would get along since you... well, you knowWhy would Rudolf say this?
>>570726787damn okaythanks rudolf
>>570723364>sperg matchmaking
>>570726816creek, flash, and ardan are honorary mares desu
>>570727015was also meant for >>570726787kinda rude
>>570727003>>570727005>>570727015>my honest reaction
BEGONE stallionfags
>>570727140She looks like she lets her trainer brush her hair for her.
>Here's your medium parent bwo
>>570727285No.
>>570726787Rudolf is one of those office housewives that try to set you up with their friend's autistic daughter
>>570727314Her hair is probably amongst the longest in the cast.It almost goes to the ground, that would be a lot to brush daily.
>>570727285>*maremogs you*
>fail training>get jab'dwhat
>>570727556those don't exist in real life you know
>>570727382Not bad tbf
>>570727613I would enjoy every minute of it.
i've always wondered why kris S is a symboli, nothing in the IRL horse pedigree connected to them, or am i wrong
>>570726816Creek: paizuri, nursing handjobsArdan: paizuri, rimjobsEishin: my paizuri slaveAll of them: nakadashi
>>570727632
do power sparks become redundant for GL?
>>570725174complex design>overdesigned! hoyoslop! dream journey is fugly!simple yet beautiful design>ugh boring fuck offYou guys are impossible to satisfy
>>570727932Imprisoned for her crimes
>>570728009goomba fallacy
>>570728009>>overdesigned! hoyoslop! dream journey is fugly!>>ugh boring fuck offI hate redditor contrarians so much
>>570727826Symboli is the prefix used for horses owned by symboli farm in japan
You should focus on training.
>>570728215Ai would be an expensive girl to date
>>570727826They brought him over from america and slapped Symboli in front of his name, since it was the symboli farm. His sire was just called Kris S
>>570728313just let her pay for you
>>570728009You see, anon.She's still a 10/10 beautiful woman, one I could never ever obtain. One you could never obtain.However, you're putting her also up against 12/10 beautiful women that stand out even more.Now, if we can't get the 10/10, then we surely cannot get the 12/10's. But at that point, why not <IMAGINE> the 12/10's? Neither are obtainable so you may as well go for the absolute cream of the cream of the crop.
>>570728172>>570728406oh that makes way more sense, i do remember reading he came from america, thank you friends
>>570728406>all the umas that have guns are americanhmm
dont over do it6th place niigatado i give up
>>570727826crown names generally are from the owner rather than the lineage
>>570728463I would understand if it was Yukino BijinI thought everyone agreed that she is one of the most beautiful uma in the game
>>570728482
>>5707285476th place sapporoim giving up
>>570728643centurial orange
>>570728634Mid (in comparison to the other UMAs)
>>570728449imagine being a fucking star athlete and you're making your TRAINER pay for your shit. insane
>>570728595yeah i totally forgot same thing technically with the mejiros, just got confused because of teio being rudolf's son IRL tho he had another owner, thanks u 2>>570728636urara nyoooo
Nobody is pulling for Yukino Bijin.
>>570728929One anon will, he told me so.
>>570728929I will be, I want to sexually fuck her in the ass.
>>570728929I pull for all umas
1-5 and I try to improve my parents6-0 and I try to make some preliminary aces
>>570728929don't be sayin' that, by golly...
>>570727615I love my saint... No, my archangel.https://youtu.be/xjoIpUzi4PM
>>570728929Some people like the idea of a bumpkin filly
>Rewatch some races like the 2025 BC Classic>My heart still pounds the same way as the day I watched it with dacchis liveWhat's the reason? I already know who wins, and in what way, so why does my body react like this? What has Keiba done to me?
Trying to catch newcuties and those still without a clubExcelUma (14/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
>>570729164you're probably old, unc
Everyone is pulling for Air Messiah.
>>570729303Brother, I will be 24 in 8 days
>>570729409It's actually so overI'm sorry. You REALLY shouldn't be posting here, grandpa.
>>570729164CELEBRATE JAPAN>>570729409pls be twinkpls be in mambo
>>570729409hey
>>570729475It's over...>>570729482nonosorry
>>570728929yukino bitchin' is literally special week if she was cute and not a fat chud
>>570729558Hay is for horses
>>570729409i remember when i was 24
>>570729592don't say that...
>>570728929Of course I will.
>>570729558zoomie...
>>570729129Sex
>>570728156We hit peak at launch sadly.
remember when people said you would use URA for parent farming because the spark is so good
Why does this mambo nigga keeps firing Biden blasts on me whenever I click on her
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>570729409are you allowed to post on this website when you're that young?
>>570729289>>570729939I mean, the spark IS still great, plus that was back with Unity. No shit people rather run MANT like bots considering all the shit you get.
>>570729976She has found you lacking so you must die
>>570729716bijin/shichi interactions seem really cutemaybe i'll try for her just a bit
>>570730259>bijin/shichior bitchi for short
she's not even trying to hide it bro, what the fuck
>>570730528why do the graphics look so bad
>>570730528READ YOUR BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS
>>570729976yoroyoro desoo
>>570730568I play on my phone and cranked the graphics down in an attempt to save battery lol>>570730637Do I get carrots for doing them?
>>570730528
What the fuck is this bullshit, I thought i was getting 3 free extra clocks, not the same amount but 3 aren't mine. What a fucking retarded idea
>>570730528Happy BirthdayEnjoy your trip to Epsatono Island
>>570730689iirc it counts to archive lvl and that gives you carrots
>>570729813Cute Journey
>>570730689>Do I get carrots for doing them?yes actually
>>570730528hbd
Training and Matchmaking Center
>>570730880wins anywayman it must be fucked up to go to tracen as a racer and just never get silks
>>570730880She should quit racing and be my full time wife
Guess the spark.
4% pre-debut training failure for me as wellI hate bad seed days
>>570730880Stop...I am too weak for this
>>570731054Wit 2* medium 1*
>>570731219I'm so mad.
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>570731054Guts*2 *3 Pace
lost something last week and spent two hours failing to find it before giving upjust did laundry and it fell the ground when I took my stuff out on the dryerugh
>>570731340I have 2 monitors, I can do both. But also I'm out of TP
>>570730528Happy birthday
>>570731303That's pretty funnybut I am very sorry
>>570731340playing on my phone, watching vids on one monitor, /uma/ on the other monitor
>>570731498Dober is not only a mare, but also a woman
>>570731093i really like that they gave this orange spatsthey work well for her
>>570730734I read through her career story the first time last week: she says this after the FIRST G1 RACE you winI was expecting it to happen near the end>>570730880>>570730821I will now tap the conversations>>570730795>>570730940>>570731406Thanks anons
>>570731340mant sux
I've never had such a shitty career, I should've just abandoned this already but im nearly done. I have over 600 shop coins because I just have absolutely useless shops, no energy, no scrolls, no upgrades, all guts weights
>>570731340my strong hand is too busy stroking my dick to Chrono Genesis while my off hand is posting here
>>570731718do it for danchouany glowsticks?
>>570731340i'm doing my 日本語 reps
>>570731340I'm tired...
>>570731828>Wasted my years of brain plasticity on garbage instead of learning nihongo while it was still possibleevery choice I make in life is a mistake
>>570731781Im doing it but its completely useless shops, no glow sticks, not even cures or hand cream, its shit like multiple practice dvds, slow metabolism and slacker cures.
kingu love
>>570731939just do ur reps>>570731828remember to actually practice beyond just ankidroning!
why do I feel so wired after having alcohol I thought this shit was supposed to make me sleepguess I'll have another cup (said for the fourth time)
>>570732174me on the right
How did it happen?
>>570732174Me on the left.
>>570731634Once you're marked, it's over. You shouldn't have made eye contact, Mr. Satono.
Good evening
>>570732487
>>570732468she's the choosen one
>>570732675why are there so many images of umas pinching
>>570732468it happened while they were under a cherry tree
>>570732785>japanese game>racist against koreansMany such cases
>>570732904rare image of hatless golshi
>>570732904
vacuumed my apartment for the first time since moving in a year agoanything but MANT
>>570732468trainer's mom had pink hairmaybe
>>570732951
>>570728813name a few better than to prove you do not have shit taste
>>570733104
>>570733152
>>570733332mares are too strong
>>570733153Shinko WindyStay GoldOguri CapNishino FlowerMayano Top Gun
My wife raped me
>>570733676ryanbro btw
>>570733525I had a gf like thiswould not recommend.
>>570733676that's not possible
>>570733525idgi
>>570733738>had a gfDIEEEEEE
>>570733676you deserve it
>>570733925they're half the population bro they're not hard to get
>>570734069This one does not make me angry because the bait is more obvious
>>570723138First time working from home in months. Watched le football with dad and I rolled a pretty good camping taiki :DKinda wish everyday was like this
what about an umagf
>>570734271I wish I had a father
>>570734271nope, back to the cock and ball torture factory tomorrow
Just because a childhood friend Uma knew you first doesn't mean they have a right to your body.
>>570734338currenbro....
>>570734069oh yeah? how do i get a girlfriend then smartass
>>570734271Tomorrow will also be good
>tfw had two~ or so weeks of not having to spend carrats on clocks>just ran out of clocks again Ughhh
>>570734391just b urself
>>570734391Have you tried presenting them a piece of cheese?
>>570734531Dantsu get off umachan
I wish I had real friends like uma musume
>>570734513DIE
>>570734531Dantsu, get on my lap, I got a whole block of cheddar for you.
>>570734781i wish i had a friend like tickezo...
>>570734391Show them your plat titles
>>570734825Taishin...
>>570734956But what if I'm an uma roller
just got a text from a girl I don't know who wants to chat about how I see the U.S. and Israel's efforts to reach peace with Iranthink she'd be dtf?
>>570734825You do. She's in the game but she's your real friend.
>>570735029Then it's a good thing you could build a hog with 6 Rs and win plat in CM12, right?
>>570735179I waved and said hi to Tickezo in the hallway but she just stared at me for a second and asked if she knew me
>>570735179Tickezo wouldn't say that
>>570735250Not that uma.....
>>570734153>tells you about his girlfriend>won't talk about her boyfriend
>>570734153I look like this except the signs are all in the negative and I wear a wizard hat
https://jiggie.fun/8)https://jiggie.fun/8)https://jiggie.fun/8)
>>570735686How big is your wizard hat?Is it Big Hat Logan big?
>>570735782>With rotationsorry too stupid to help
>>570732675Bono... please stop that...
>>570735256I don't know what that was, but it wasn't Winning Ticket.
>>570735457For women, having a boyfriend is embarrassing
>>570726478I say this and Nishino sex.
>>570735948akebono sit on my face
>>570736016That is a child.
>>570733907Grass tried logging into Spechud's phone after she accidentally fell asleep because she's jealous she's texting Suzuka
What are the guards even being paid for if they aren't protecting us?
>>570736157she want run
>>570735895You can sort pieces by color at least. If you want.
Fan runs?Sorry danchou, maybe tomorrow
new day new half baked ogurinCM 15 room709794007097940070979400
shit poo garbage ass runs award
>>570736085Super sexy and erotic right?
>>570734487How? I have almost 1,300 clocks.
>>570736274hold the fuck on thats not Bakushin
>>570736364Mambro...
>>570736430You don't know that
>oaks>6th>clock>6th>clock>win by 10 lengthsI LOVE LATES
>>570736215cute cute cute
>>570736239They dont protect trainersThey protect Tracens reputation
>>570736501yeah i do
always gamble
hug your trainee
>>570736239they make sure there aren't any reporters around
>>570736656>t. nakadashi fiesta
>>570736703I hugged my trainee yesterday and this morning I got an email from Tracen HR asking me to come in for a meeting
impregnate your trainee
>>570736820Damn they are making you sign the marriage document that fast?Usually takes them atleast two business days...
>>570736918>>570736703nice idea
>>5707362786/9 btw
>>5707362786/9
When is mant over...
I lost some weight, today I am 2 kilos lighter than 3 days ago.
>>570737064Good job! But that's probably water weight. Regardless, keep it up.
>>5707370484 more years
>This will be real in 4 months
>>570737048July 21st
>>570737089Cutefe!
>>570737041>>570737039discord coordinated
>>570737064good stuff nonny
wait if Agnes Flight would be added to the game, would she be the one to be called Agnes cause the nickname Flight is already taken by North Flight
>>570737229are you calling anon a nonce?thats uncalled for...
>>570737217>don't let him know these two were cordinated also
>>570737363it's true
>>570737395It's no secret you have him added on discord
>>570737298everyone would call her by her full name
>>570737298nobody actually remembers north flight exists so she'd take the flight nomen
>wasn't invited to the umacord
>>570737363it's wrong
>>570736278Results.That was close, let's try again.456102024561020245610202
>>570737363a non-reusable anon...
>>570737610You are sheltering juvenile fillies in your stable are you not?
>>570737719only young foals
I miss crystal cafe poster...
I miss no one because I'm not parasocial
Oliver Tree died in Brazil on a helicopter crash umamusume
I miss my kids :(
you don't even know what that word means
>>570737958Cute umaId get her a motorcycle
curren took the kids
Which umas would get tighter as you're cumming inside their umanko
FALCO NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570737670Results.>goofed up 777At least Cafe is there to fight b-ACKThanks for joining.
it should be illegal to receive stat hints when you haven't exhausted the skill hints
I miss someone too
>>570738183drugged and date raped...
Thoughts on this uma?
>>570737298Surely the nips have a nickname for her we could use. And if they don't, Cygames could just come up with one themselves.
>>570738562whomst
Gay ningen son or whore uma daughter?
>16 whites>Pace pinkfml
Stop trying to make me roll for Taiki Shuttle mega milk edition
>>570738562I like her daughter.
>>570738259thanks for hosting
>>570738647Having sex with whore uma daughter would be better than sex with gay ningen son
i bought a box of lucky charms cereal yesterday (the normal size not some family/mega size one) and have already eaten it all by pouring it into my hand from the bag and eating it dry. 1120 calories wasted.
>>570738726which one?
>>570738617Air Groove's dad
it's only monday and I already want to kill myself
taiki is best and i will blast anyone who says otherwise
>>570738562hotalso gave us 2 top tier umas (and ticket)
>>570738562Ruby Heart Musume
>>570738725Okay, I won't.
>>570738579maybe some shit like afurai kinda like aruvu
>>570738884This girl...
>>570738895Oops need to stop trusting that webp conversion tool to handle transparency
the black parade music video is actually one of the most epic mvs ever made
>>570739121Brian...
>>570738647If I have to pick one? Gay son, but only if he's a top, I didn't raise him to be someone else's bitch.
>>570738863Just do it honestly. You say it every fucking day, we do not care. Find some self worth so you can be proud of yourself and make some friends, friends you can see irl because your general mood will improve a lot if you are around people you actually like even if it's just 2 hours a week. I would rape you if I could
>>570739082...should go back to jp
Dying game dying thread
>>570739268
>>570739310Only Tama would say this.
>>570739431I ride like this
>try reading story event>see Dober>instant bonerYeah this is impossible
>>570739310me middle right
>>570739529oyonly american umas can have those
>>570739351peonies mean infidelity and fertility in flower language
>>570739520Now you know what it's like for us when people post Teio
hi
>>570739826>3Dbye
>>570739690?
Ugh... men.
>>570739690Objectively untrue, what?
>>570739934>Applying logic to Cygames actionslollmao
>reddit
>>570739826/uma/bf like this?
>>570739934>redditalso all starting 1/2 stars debunks your shit
>>570739934the longer they don't add Samson Big the funnier the bit gets
I wish I was cute :c
>>570740196idgi
>>570740196It's gonna be even funnier if she ends up as a 3*.
>>570740220I wish a cutie would notice me.
Why don't we talk about Special Week anymore?
>>570740340I mean whats there to talk about?
>>570739934imagine Samson Big ends up being a 3*
>>570740196
>>570740253irl horse either became a horse meat or died in the wild
>>570739934Samson sex.
>>570740340Mid character
>>570740370
any eurobros know if I can get horse meat somewhere while traveling in western europe
>>570740340She's not the main character. She got replaced by Teio and Oguri for anime. She is going to be replaced by Forever Young in the game. She's the most boring member of the Golden Generation. She's an insult to the real Special Week.
>>570740340I still haven't unlocked her (I have the stars but given that I wouldn't start her career anyways I'm leaving her there for now, maybe until MANT ends igi)
>>570740340She's cute but there's not much else going on with her
>>570739934I think post launch they only make Umas 1/2* that they think won't be popular as a 3*.
>>570739690>>570739959Both wrong. Peonies symbolize huge tits.
Hear me out. What if.. we kissed boy uma tums?
Pimping my peonies hehe
trying to learn about Arthurian legends the fuck you mean all the familiar stories were invited by fr*nchmenI thought this stuff was supposed to be British >>570740340Spe-cutie loveI ran her for the Derby cm (she won the Derby)
>>570740559From what I know, most EU countries have it available in some form, but you will probably have to check where exactly depending on the town you are in, as it's quite rare
>>570740870But why?
I like sluts. Which uma is for me?
new pb?????????
>>570740391funny how Star Blossom got a whole team in that game but not Cinderella Gray
>>570740859i love cuties holding cuties
>>570740559now draw the reverse
>>570740675They made her a generic idol so she could be the face of the franchise, a shame
>>570741009Hey
>>570741009Curren Chan
>>570741009Slutty Fuckemall (wait for the festival variant)
>>570741009Haiseiko
>>570740986Imagine the taste. The smell. The feel.
>Medium S >Bad statsaaaaaa every time.
>>570741118me on the left
>>570741118Me on the right
>>570741115The nicest thing I can say for Special Week, and a lot of the early Umas, is that they were a lightning rod to protect Umas that were added later on.
mejiro MCQUEEF and mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>570740683Gyaru Motion giving me an ear-licking handjob
>>570741181>Imagine the taste. The smellProbably vomit inducing if the smell of my navel anytime I clean it is of any indication
>>570741395
>>570741428My favorite.
Honestly I have everything I need to build for this CM but I just want to skip it so badIt just is not fun
>>570741568Take the auto select pill
>>570737363nonny is an altchan term
>>570741215>>570741248Can I have at the Mejiro Estate? I am a young trainer without much experience.
>>570740919Why would the """British""" (Anglosaxons) invite a story about a briton (celt)?
>nonny[-]
>>570741428bathe more often nigga
>>570741248You are my wife.
>>570741568Just skip it anon, why torture yourself when you're not autistic enough for the game
>>570741669also it's your fault I wrote invite instead of invent
>>570741463I need to erupt on those thighs.
I don't mind being called a nonce I'm unironically stupid, retarded even.
>>570741568Considering how most lobbies I see are front heavy or XOguri + doms I'm planning on doing the same
>>570741669The British isles poindexter
i love girls with assburgers
>>570740919French love fanfiction. So of course when they learned about a tale of a legendary king from across the pond, they had to make up their own special OC that seduces the king's wife and causes the downfall of the kingdom because his dick was just too good.
Dig here, Windy!*unzip pants*
>>570739230>ka-chowhttps://youtu.be/Lbct9omqJoM?
what does narita brian have in store for us today
>>570741790Stick to posting Fine Motion
>>570741991but nonce means british pedo....
>>570741991Nonny...
>>570738647Whore uma daughter because I'll be her first client
Special fortune just for you, Torena-san!
>>570742231Don't call me British the fuck.
>>570742315But I already went bald in my early 20s
>>570742332It could have been worse. He could have called you French.
>>570742315
We have American, French, and German umawhy not why Bri'ish?
>>570742315i went bald at 19 fuku
Should I go to Five Guys or Chick-Fil-A for dinner
>>570742315I already went bald and got ED, hypertension and high cholesterol in my 20s
>>570742402The double baldness will cancel each other out and you'll grow hair again
>>570742590Tonight is a burger night. Get Five Guys.
>>570742590Mondays are Chicken
I'm all clocked up
>>570742590Have a salad tubby
>>570742590shake shack
>>570742198thank you narita brian
>>570742743it's the nutshack
>>570742912what did she do...
>>570741663I have no qualms letting a young, fresh trainer have the Mejiro experience. If you're willing to partake in our formalities I see no reason to refuse your request, dear trainer.
>>570743038Cutie
>>570742315my dad still has his head full of hair at 60, so I think I'm goodmy grandpa did lose his hair in his 30s but that was due to his cardiovascular issues
>>570742639I think that would be very bad. Not for me, mind. The world simply isnt ready for how attractive I'd look without the bald debuff. It would be unfair to all the men in the world that would have to compete with me, and unfair all the women who cant have me
>>570743038Thank you very much for the opportunity. I won't disappoint the Mejiro family!
Any fellow fellows that like Fellow here?
>been gone for a while>random sharteen imagealways knew the schizo was a child
good morning my umadachis
Is Fuji-san milk good for you?
>>570743374Good morning Chiyocutie
>>570742315I'll just kill myself if hair transplantation won't work on me.Being bald is basically being non-human.
>>570741915Oh, do you now? You just *need* to?Then you better show me some courage~
>>570743012once you go uma, you can never go back
>>570742912She'd be the type to aggressively mark her trainer.
get a room you two
>>570743664hey
>>570743664Can we get a room too
>>570743664Can you come to my room? I need help finding my keys.
>>570743708hay is for horses
>>570741395I had a wet dream like this once.
>>570743469Meh. Only in your 20sAfter 30 everyone expectations falls hard and being bald isn't really that much of a problem anymoreAlso, it isn't just a hair transplant, you'll need to partake in a lifetime long treatment
>>570743214Splendid, trainer!Then you can start packing your bags and let your close ones know you'll be gone for a loooong while.We can't afford to have your training interrupted now, can we?I'll see you tomorrow, dear trainer.
>>570743683Thank God, sending a horse to expeditions without finishing his classic year is just stupid
>>570744075Thank you, Sweep
>>570744075Can I have that Digitan pic?
>>570744123>sending a horse to expeditions without finishing his classic year is just stupidworked for CdN
>>570744230
>>570743857I don't care about others' opinion on baldness, I myself hate baldness (ignoring very specific occasions where it looks aesthetic)I probably shouldn't be worried since my dad still has hair in his 50s, but I've played enough umamusume and XCOM to know what 1% failure is.>Also, it isn't just a hair transplant, you'll need to partake in a lifetime long treatmentFrom what I've seen how good it works is RNG from person to person.
Did you people move from near ERP to just normal ass roleplay. Insane.
>>570744051What if we start the training today?
can the RP anons go somewhere else and not turn this place into /xivg/?
>>570743903Eclairs...
>>570744295Next we're gonna move to LARPing.
>>570744352Well you guys didn't want to play XIV with me
even after graduation, wouldn't it be problematic for a trainer and trainee to date? the age gap would be huge, a trainer is 4 college educated and a national certified one would almost certainly have another year or two on top of that, with umas entering the twinkle series and graduating after 3 years you're looking at a 9-10 year age gap with a 24-25 year old rookie trainee being left alone with a vulnerable 15-16 year old uma.
>>570744051Oh, I don't have any family. Not anymore. And my friends aren't in the country anymore. Sad to say, but if I just disappeared, no one would try to find me. Anyway, tomorrow is perfect! Today is even better!
>>570744448Well, yeah. An UMA is a 10/10 beautiful woman. After the trainer grooming mindwash goes away, she'll find a 10/10 Henry Cavill gigachad to give fillies to, not some old beaten up boring trainer with no real muscles to speak of.
>>570744448it's fiction you dumbo
>>570744445why not go to xivg and play with them
>>570744234Eh, at least he won a G3
>>570744642They're scary.
>>570744448Torena is canonically a young prodigy. He's probably only a few years older than most of the Umas. Like 20 or so.
>>570744579All trainers have a huge cock, it's a prerequisite to be hired.>musclesthere are no male umas except Ryan, and only gay dudes care about muscles
>making up cuck scenarioswhy does this always happen in gacha threads
>>570744748>fitness-obsessed hyper-athletes wouldn't care about their trainer/partner being ripped and in shapeyeah ok I'm sure this is the fatty cope you tell yourself, piggy boy.
>>570744448The trainer is the vulnerable one in the relationshipAlso traineeXtrainer relationships is like peak romance material in universe
>>570744448It's japan so being into highschool age girls and boys as a grown and experienced adult is normal. Not that it isn't bad, but oh well. What can ya do.
>>570744579Chan sleeps with fat oji-sans exclusively
>>570744820I'm a gay dude thoughever.
>>570744780gacha thread are full of SEA people and other third worlder which are (for some reason) hugely into cuck shitwith S.Koreans I at least get it, being a femnazi shit hole and all.
>>570744885me too
>>570744448>a trainer is 4 college educatedNo?
>tachyon imageexplains everything
>>570744270Hot as fuck. Thanks>>570744290>RNG from person to personWell, probably. My brother needs to go 4 times per month to the clinic for his treatment, according to him fail to do weakens the hair and he'll have to go for a second surgery. Not gonna lie, it looks great after some monthsI just went the bald route, I don't really care. I never liked my hair to begin withIf both your parents have genetically good hair, then you don't need to worry, but you should pay more attention in your mother's side
ExcelUma WILL MAKE IT!!! I BELIVE IN EXCELUMA!@@@
>>570744961Trainer college is only 2 years plus however long it takes to pass the national license exam?
I for one enjoy the cuck scenarios because I'm the one fucking the girl
Marrying Fuji Kiseki!!!!
>>570745047same but because I am the girl
>>570744448Who would give a shit nigga? Most of them would be 18+ by the time they're done racing and I don't think Asians really care about age gap relationships like everyone else.
CM is next week, yes?
>>570745057based
>>570745126registrations, yes
CINEMAI love doing completionist titles
>>570744448The hot springs scenario showed that umas basically dont age, trainers are getting duped they're training 40+ year old hags at minimum
>>5707451266 days I think to registrationsI made my hog like 2 weeks ago so I've just been doing parents
>>570744448>15-16 yearshorse years, yesso they are all hags
>>570745104I'm taking this one
>>570745045Yeah, if you rush things you can be 18 and already a licensed trainer, like Buetore
>>570745104Based
>>570745178Sleeping with this in my bed.
>>570745168>>570745212
>>570745289I would assume you need to finish highschool first...
am i supposed to be farming 9 stam parents or 6 stam with good whites for gl
>>5707454129* speed guppy
>>570745412you use whatever the fuck you have, but the usual setup is 9 speed + 9 power
>>5707454129* speeds
Me soon.
>>570744448none of the purported ages make any fucking sense anyway
>>570745338It would be very soft
>>570745628not bedtime yet lil thirdie
NTA that just asked but that reminds me. Do ALL stats go up to 1600 max in Grand live or just speed? If all what's the new rank standard beyond Ug?
>>570744448no way kaicho is 15-16
>>5707456621600 speed, 1300 on everything else
there's literally nothing wrong with an 18yo girl dating a man in his late 20s
>>570744448I work at a university, there are strict rules about relationships with students given the information you have access to
>>5707457261300 WIT LET'S GO WOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570745659It's 9:20am? But I'm not talking about sleeping, more the Bourbon plush...
>>570745771Yeah, there is.An 18 year old is a disgusting and ancient hag.
>>5707456621600 speed, 1500 guts for whatever reason, 1300 stam/power/wit
>>570745662>>570745726I can't get 1200 Speed normally
>>570745771this but late 30s
>>570745197>40+ year old hags>
>>570745904It should be easier in GL. Remember in URA Bakushin when all you do is press rainbows like a retard? That's the entire GL playthrough. Mix of speed/wit cards then you buy important shit with your currencies
There's nothing wrong with an elementary schooler dating a man in their late 20s.
>>570745476how do we get stam then if the deck is 3 speed 2 wit and light hello
>>570745904base training values depend on scenario and the grand live song shop is kinda like the MANT shop in that it can boost your training
>>570746039I mean her parents seem fine with it at the very least
Me and my trainee have a very healthy romantic relationship
>>570745345I may be wrong, but isn’t nip highschool only obligatory until 15?
>>570746058It doesn't matter because we don't have any long CMs for GL. Except for Arima Kinen, but that's a fake long.
>>570746038>>570745904Grand Live isn't really much easier than MANT for stats. You're just expected to have good parents and good cards by that point. If anything, MANT is less RNG but its not *That* much more stats.You should be hitting SS+ and UG1 on MANT atm, generally maxxing 2-3 stats at 1200 if you want any chance to perform in Grand Live. 3 good MLB SSR's (non-free) are the minimum requirements (and a few meta 5* UMAs hint booked up)
>>570744448>24-25 year old rookie traineenot even certified physicians are that old when they start working where are you getting these numbers
>>570746168Dunno
thank god i already have a 3*speed 2*med already. time to pair it with another 3*speed 2*med guest parent and make me a parent for gl
>>570746058you buy three recovery skills
it's over, we lost the war, this is a mare general now
>>570746205globalfriends are quite hilarious sometimes
You guys are acting like there aren't genuine hags in Tracen like Maruzensky and Ramonu
>>570746415Nothing I said is wrong however.
>>570746424Maruzensky is 17.
Yae
>>570746534hag
>>570745806love this fujilove this artists fujilove fuji
>>570746534She's been 17 for the last 17 years.
>>57074653417 (season 5)
>>570746534>17She has a driver’s license, she’s at least 18
Ines Fujin is a few years younger than me
Oguri... don't look...
>>57074653417 trainers outlived
>>570746548cuteCUTE!!!!
>>570746205>You should be hitting SS+ and UG1 on MANT atmLmao
>>570746424Even the oldest Uma have at most the 3rd year of highschool listed on their profile (this was censored in global version lol)
>17 years old
>>570746982he's right
>>570746205>You should be hitting SS+ and UG1 on MANT atmThanks for including this anon, best way to tell a gaslighter is if they're focusing on ranks
>>570746205>You should be hitting SS+ and UG1 on MANT atm, generally maxxing 2-3 statsMaybe when you have 3 mlb ssrs but if youre forced to run agnes wit marvelous wit and flower power youre not maxing 3 unless they have speed or wit growth with good summers
>>570746205even if grand live was slightly worse (it isnt) I'd still play it over m*ntshit because quite literally anything else is preferable
>>570747046Nobody cares what you think whalemama
>>570746205>You should be hitting SS+ and UG1 on MANT atmBest I can do is SS
>>570746980True(teki)
>>570746982>>570747064>>570747101he's literally right thoughif you've played from the start, these are expected ranks. You HAVE seen people in the CM's, right?
>>570747153they don't play the game
>>570746945Where the hell was she hiding those during cingray?
>>570747125It's the best in tryhard practice rooms too. He's just being retarded.
>>570746393>sundayman turned into an allegorical ghost >available triple crown umas are all one-note characters>no deep impact >no contrail it was a losing battle from the get-go
>>570747189I assume they don't, because with the carats we get, plus SSR tickets plus SSR crystals and ANY proper planning, you can easily guarantee 3 non-free MLB SSR's (Like Kita+Fuku+Mr.CB or Kita+Creek+NTR, etc)
>>570744448A trainer would be 22 years old max if they started working right after a 4 year degree but that assumes they didn't go straight to a specialist school instead of going to a normal highschool at 15/16.
hell yeah bwos 3 MLB SSR poster is back. just like the last month of Unity
>>570747252Retards think that some UG umas are actually better than a good SS uma.
I actually did hit a non-Fast Learner Ug the other day on parent run, but I have a full SSR deck
I do get SS+ and even a UG2 at one point, but that was when I was making parents, not aces.
UG is fake, SS+ is the real rank for top umas.
not falling for itstill hooooooooarding150k by july baby
>>570746548Cuteki...
>>570747515
We also have a literal granny enrolled as a student too
umamusume vaginal thrust
me next?
>>570747673time to go to sleep saaar
I am the trainerthey are the same age as me
>>570747718>vaginal
>>570747153>You HAVE seen people in the CM's, right?here's my group A rating during the gutsmaxxing UGbloat CM. SS-rank Seiun Sky won plat after raping a UG Tamamo Cross.
>>570747659she's 17!!!
yogurty cap
umamusume vagene penetration
>>570747776
>>570746415What rank should people be hitting in MANT? SS?
Procreation?
Ew. Fine Motion.
>>570747937S+ to SS yeah
>>570747659She's still young and hip!!!
>>570747673
Drawgods?
>>570748087the grussy
Fine Motion Penetration into Procreation after Circumcision
>>570748087sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>570748093Why did we go with ningenmanko instead of Humanko?
>>570747792Out of 10
>>570748217we're weebs
Bread?
My club is actually dying
Forget about global dying. Check out these pits
>>570748562mambro....
>>570748613yuck
>>570748613>>570746113you really wanted us to see them huh
baaaaaaaaake
>>570748613thats gross
>>570748863>>570748863Here
>>570748613Favorite umapits?
>>570748562I'll kick the dead ones next month. Worry not.
>>570748756Great minds think alike
You'll have to go on to the new thread without me /uma/. Good night
>>570748939Goodnight gwo
>>570748562the club I'm in has about 10 people who try, 12 people who sorta play and about 8 people who flatline. Some of them even have 0 fans. It's pretty rough.
>>570746917And in an instant I love Fujin
