Helltaker x TF2 Official Comic Edition>NewsNew community MvM tour: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=270245>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>570527991
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>>570846832good thread
>>570846818LIAR!
>>570847201you'll have to settle for spy erotica instead
>>570847048BASED
>>570846832my wives
>>570847245WE'RE IN HERE!
>>570847517no we're not you were too slow buddy
>>570846832Whereβs my gay sniper pornography
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>570847594see>>570847281
>>570847517don't worry, it happensI was about to bake a 'ppai 'livia thread but the helltaker one beat me to it
*overheals everyone in the thread*
>>570847739we're owed the helltaker one anyway since the faggot got it deleted after 300 posts
https://youtu.be/9Qtz1rcX7pc?t=457TROONPEDO DANE BTFOED
>>570847031>>570847669>>570847673>>570847837>>570847910yep, this is the thread
>>570848005Dane isn't trans or a pedo.
>>570847910
mvm updetto status?
>>570848375okay*uses zhao and fills her with cum*
>>570847705darn
>>570847594>>570848491I gotchu senpai
>>570848375Tyler McVicker is currently predicting around 2 weeks from now
>>570847673>?v=kO1Yq7n9zLUpeter thiels coming for you buddy
>>570848871>McChicken
incoming autist tranny spamming xer steam group
>>570846832this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>570849761the comic is literally about tf2...
>>570848718Thanks
>>570849890killed by A pose...
>>570850000helltaker thread blessed by quads
>>570849890https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyGvqmbmGo4
>>570849565canβt you just say its advertising and begging at this point
>>570850162Yes, and they have deleted and banned for that before
>>570849890
>>570846832WOAH another helltaker OP?! Ma'am, you've out done yourself again, thanks for always being online 247 to make these awesome OPs for us!Just don't forget your TF2 steam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>570849565>>570850162called it
see you can use that claus on the spammer
>>570850798OP creator should really just add her steam group to the main post, that way they won't have to be reminded.
>>570850841you mean clause but yeah
>>570850585lel
so if meth has methane in it, couldnβt they turn cow farts into meth and sell it for money
>>570850585>gears turninghttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b1/Heavy_negativevocalization06.wav
>>570848229>Hmm...I bet she'd drink bleach if I put it in her bottle. God that'd be so fucking hilarious...
MvM update TOMORROW
>>570851936sex with shupos TODAY
>>570851936shuposissy, its 2 weeks!!!!
>>570851936liar
>>570852421>she likes having her tail bittenhot
>>570850889Because there is nothing wrong with posting TF2 related images here.
...except when you avatarfag and spam with them for literal years
>>570852824There are the real avatarfags. >>570852421>>570851936
Nah I don't see those getting wiped like yours
what happened to that tf2 cut content guy? his yt channel is gone.
>>570853081Need more of this tbqh>>570853247Run by a mentally unstable dude named 404UNF who probably had a breakdown and deleted it, he keeps saying he's "done with TF2" but then coming back and shitposting here
>>570852903stop talking to her like that
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=272701holy shit the mvm update is live
Why do control point maps feel more lonely than payload/king of the kill/basically all other modes? Is it because the action is more spread out (with two active "hotspots" compared to one)
>>570854243>Is it because the action is more spread out Yeah, CP maps are designed to be more open and have more routes, whereas Payload is typically more hallway oriented
>>570853348seems he disappeared around the end of may according to https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/username/TF2CutContent/
>>570854243because those maps have set dogshit spawnrates. they aren't dynamic based on who's winning/losing like in payload or koth
Why donβt they just nuke the UK.
>>570854001Stop posting this.
>BLU on Thunder Mountain>4 engies 3 snipers 2 spies>Only power classes is me(Heavy) and two Demos
>>570855129With the way the current administration is going they probably will
>>570846832https://poal.me/w6dx55https://poal.me/w6dx55https://poal.me/w6dx55
>>570854757>https://tf2cutcontent.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Pagethe fuck is this shit? i didn't even finish reading it whole. now what will i do if i want to harass the modding cabal?
>>570854757He'll be back, he's "left" like 3 times
>>570855595Conga is iconicKazotsky has a very catchy songNobody cares about Mannrobics
>>570855595kazotsky > mannrobics > congoa
rigged nigger poll
>>570855915I like mannrobics because it makes pyro wiggle her butt
conga is best and has seniority. anyone who prefers the others is a newzoom
>Oldest automatically means bestWhat dis diddyblud unc talmbout :skull: :sob: Y'all boomers got me crine fr no cap
>>570856284>conga from brown spic nations>mannrobics from brown mutt nations>>kazotsky kick from ayran nations
Conga>Thirdie danceKazotsky Kick>Slavshit danceMannrobics>BASED 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship danceI think the answer is clear
>>570856697Not all latinx are brown.
love and war was such a mistake
>>570856846one drop rule
Behold: Heavy's best hat!>b-but what about-What are you, some kind of newzoom?
All you need is Schadenfreude (Director's Vision also allowed)
can you believe it men? scream fortress just four months away!
>cleaners carbine doesnt charge from sniper rifle damagewtf is the point then
>>570858071Slow down, spookybro, we still got summer to attend to!
>>570858228Just weeks away...
>>570857019pretty shit, why would a russian mercenary wear an american football helmet?
>>570858435Well I...uhm...you see...he's a big guy and...there's an achievement with him wearing a football helmet and uhhh...
>>570857019do you think heavy is ny jets fan?
>>570849890>>570850585god the post MyM HUD is fuck uglythank god you can remove it
>>570859379based brainlet
>>570859463only """people""" without taste would prefer some pseudo competitive hud elements that just clutter your screen over the basic clean aesthetic hud element>inb4 muh muh I NEED to see who is alive and dead on the enemy team at all timesskill issue experienced as you put it, brainlets
>>570858204That would be insane, you're retarded
>>570860042based, you really put your argument well together
>>570858204that would effectively be 100% uptime on the minicrits for no reason
>>570860285I accept your concession
>>570860549i actually thought you made a good point, but i'm retracting it now
>>570856295show front
>>570860661I already accepted it anon, no need to go on
Why can't pyro's Flaregun do the reload swap trick Med's crossbow can do?
>>570862789what exactly is that trick?
>>570862789i think it does. weapon switching with the degreaser is faster than the reloading timer of the flaregun, which is probably where you got that from
>>570860454>>570860129Counterpoint: snipers are too stupid to use anything but piss.
>get into an exchange with someone>die to fall damage 5 minutes later>they "finished me off"Why is this shit still a thing?
>>570864321there's not much point in buffing his smgs since his rifle is so strong. piss is for chokepoints and flankers
>>570864352because they finished you off?
>>570864583No, gravity did.
>>570864352QQ more fgt
>>570864542It would be funny, and if you want the primary to charge it just make it do a 5th of the charge it would get from that damage normally so itβs still useless.
>>570864352who knowsI'll do like 245 dmg to a heavy, and one of my teammates who missed half their shots will finish him off, and the killfeed won't even give me the assist credit
Instead of 5 Guys it should be 5 Spies
>>570864352>>570864923we need a shounic video about this
>hit some slow heavy with a crit pipe>teammate starts whining i stole his kill???
>>570861047
>>570864746>dadaist weapon designs for the lolsmy brain hurts
>>570866090some people just like complaining for 0 reason in tf2 bro
Bombs > Pipes
>>570866090probably just a cringe strange kills farmer. best to ignore him, he already lost the argument
>if ANY other developer did what valve did they'd be in big trouble!!ok>like if rockstar or blizzard did itbut they haven't?>but imagine if they did!why?
>>570866292we say pipes here as to respect our fallen comrade, yomps
>>570866502did what? lootboxes? battlepasses? brain-to-computer interfacing?
>>570864352>getting mad at names on kill feedlollmao even
Chinese gamers: Will we reviewbomb you into oblivion if you even think about offending usTF2 fans: Waaah chuds need to shut up about fixing the game *browses reddit for tf2 funny moments*
>>570864923>>570865279well aren't you in luckhttps://youtu.be/GSfnxqlj2T4?t=40
>>570867315>Will we reviewbomb you into oblivionI don't know, will they?
>>570867315haha funny disfigured pyro time to CONSUUUUUME
>>570866502How would you feel like if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?
https://youtu.be/bGJwwgFa4Fw?t=10mmmmmmmmmm cereal, my favorite
>>570867457i already saw this video before. my memory is getting worse.
Did Zesty win yet?
>>570868836>6ft9>white>works a respectable, high level job>makes good moneyHe wins every day before he even chooses to log on. Can you or any of his haters say the same?
>>570869058didn't he get fired and then fail to get a teaching job?
>>570869292getting fired would explain why he's grifting on youtube now
>>570868665well it is a half a decade old so I don't blame you
>>570869058He can't keep a girlfriend.
>>570869692Imagine getting e-cucked and letting everyone know because you lack the social cues to take action.
>>570869692Neither can Jeff Bezos, Vladimir Putin, or Brad Pitt, or frankly any man. Is that what all you pathetic alogs have? kek.
>>570869058he's catholic, so he 100% has either spic, guido or shanty blood
https://youtu.be/9HgOHFYLSWkZestman's future depends on his choice of ending. How far down the pipeline will he go?
>>570869971>terrible people can't keep gfsok?
>>570869292nah, but he did leave his position to get a teaching job, which ended up falling through. But he did say recently that he works from home now, so presumably he was able to find another job
>>570870386Bro you're so bluepilled on foids you're making the scout sound like a chad.
>>570870228I think he has said before that he's part irish, I think
>>570870386Forgot to include Tom Brady, who is canonically known to be pussywhipped and let his wife wear the pants, also lost his girl. What now, simp?
>>570868836baby making sex with amymarriage with amy
>>570869292i thought he taught in a college for a while and left on his own terms? i think it was for the experience
>>570870771>scout sound like a chad.but he is?
>>570870386great people can't keep them eitherI wonder what could be the lowest common denominator
this general is lacking in the plapcakes department
>>570871753True
>>570847859yeah youre right, livia can always wait
>>570870318i haven't watched the stream, but is he any good at playing las vegas? the other variety stream had him lock comments and private the video from the shit gameplay
>>570871753>>570871935Lol sisters
>>570871753>>570871935finally, good posts
>>570871935based >>570871827cringe homoshit
we're going to phoneyland this summer
(Voice) Spy: I think not!
Sigh... Why doesn't my Soldier pocket look like this...
if you are unwilling to assmay eportray these shitposts, you deserve a shitty general
>>570872695https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f6/Scout_sf13_magic_reac04.wav
I am going to make my own standalone, full conversion TF2 mod where the mercs will all look like asian daddies.
>spamming/flooding
>>570873268hopefully you mean for the faggot webms and not the sovlful ass edits
>>570872940Honestly, functionally turning the sandman into the brick wouldn't be the worst idea. Drop the HP down to 100 from 110, and make the ball do 65 damage. Keep the nothingburger "stun" effect so people can still get the associated achievements.
>>570873379yeah, obviously
People want more balanced games, but when you say remove random crits these same people will give you a blank death state
>>570873471If the ball could minicrit like the brick it would help a lot
>>570873471theoretically 2 shot from any range? that's gonna overlap the classes, just like how the ambassador overlapped spy with the sniper
>>570873668i noticed more people roaming around with random crits disabled. it made rounds way less random and more stalemate-y
>>570873714The ball already increases in damage over a distance, I think it'll be fine>>570873758Theory doesn't mean a whole lot, and "from any range" is hyperbolic, as if people are or were ever able to consistently land long-range moonshots. Classes already overlap anyhow, and the ambassador nerf was a nonsensical and objectively bad change anyway.
>>570873758How? It's on a lengthy cooldown, and scout only has close-range weapons, so he can't capitalize on the damage without getting closer, which makes him more vulnerable since he's now in 1-shot range of rockets, pipes, scatterguns, et al. It serves the same glass cannon role as the crit a cola.
>>570874851is was being hyperbolojoking. though yeah, you'd have to wait a long while for each ball to regenerate>>570875205>crit a colaspeaking of which, it also forces the enemy at "being" a glass canon themselves. they take more damage, while their own damage is also increased (at scout)
>>570875418What a rascal
>>570871753only cakes in tf2g are pink cupcakes
>>570848229is that idubbbz's kid?
>>570876169what about purple ones?
>>570876169all plapcakes are pink after spanking them
>>570850585an f2p need not think. they only consume the living
>>570871753True.>>570871935>>570872635>>570872940>>570876336plap
>Be Medic>Uber Demo, Soldier, or Heavy>They suddenly switch to melee or a secondary weapon like a shotgun and charge toward enemy lines, failing to secure kills or managing only one >After the Uber ends, they die instantly, taking their Medic with them >We lose as a resultYou have miniguns, bombs, rockets, all that cool stuff, and yet you switch to some of the most useless weapons and melee options that are supposed to be used only in emergencies. Were TF2 players always this retarded, or is this just some kind of trend or meme thatβs been going on for a while?
>553why do you have that saved on your computer
>>570871935>>570872635>>570872940>>570876336baby making sex with poppy, lulu, hilda, and the other girl
>>570878895"sister" is a gooner just like the rest of us
>they kill the enemy medic>we lost because of thiswhat did he mean by this
@grok generate me a Team Fortress 2 rage-inducing gameplay related pasta so I can post in on 4chan
He's so perfect bros
team horsetress
>>570871753Correct.
>>570868836I don't agree with everything he says but he definitely is right about valve and how they mistreat tf2 and to extent cs2
cream short dress (2)
>>570880780>>570881080>>570882485baby making sex with gold ship, midna, and cream
I love plapcakes so much bros
>>570882485some reason i didnt expect that posting cream the rabbit would lead to people posting smut of her
>>570880780>>570881080>>570882485>>570883647plap
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GxkeVxsaBgA Hours
plapcake hours (chad hours)
>>570883647every sonic female is built for breeding
>>570884887>>570884375
>>570884375being mentally well is boring
>>570885748plap
>>570880780just the right height
>>570885748I'm going to have to spill my mad milk at this rate
>>570885915appreciating plapcakes is all well and good, but please refrain from erp'ing in the thread, it's not very appropriatethank you
mental BASEDness hours
I love Team Fortress 2!
