Previous: >>570829843>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
RICE LOVE
T A I K I S E X
umallo
>>570870404I wish I could sniff Rice's pussy
>>570870587full nelson Stego and Journey
wahey
>>570870342orenga
>>570870342
>>570870587i'm still not used to lala and marche being golds
>>570870587SexRapeCopulationMatingFuckingIntercourseLovemakingScrewing
>>570870754Marche is kind of in a weird spot but Lala is 100% a full on Gold. She has the brain problems for it.
hello>>570870575hey>>570870717weiii
>>570870754I'm not used to Nakayama and Drejo being part of the same family
Fuku Love.
>>570870587>lala smaller than meGod I want to fuck her
>>570870886weiwei
discord club check desuyou fuckers better return to the thread and revive it
>>570870342Imagine if umas are centaurs instead...
>>570870368デスアクセル (Death Accel)エンジェルバトン (Angel Baton)ダッシュピルファー (Dash Pilfer)ソニックバスター (Sonic Buster)タイラントフォース (Tyrant Force)ヴィジョンウィンド (Vision Wind)
>>570871085ew this is disgusting
>>570870587I still love whatever's going on with meno's hair. Edgy 14 year old's first OC type of haircut.
>>570870587>orfe is the same height as mePerfect match
>>570868965nani anon?
>>570870692...
>>570871173Bro...
>>570871039what do you meanevery single uma is smaller than you, right?
Manlet trainers for 10ft umas
Man im looking into race horse trivia because of this game and apparently Man-O-War was awarded the rank of Colonel in the U.S. Army’s First Cavalry Division, and when he died was buried with full military honors and the funeral was broadcasted live on radio.Burgers sure are extra sometimes... wonder where their love of horse racing went.>>570870587Fenomeno is too cute, though i do wonder if her hair just naturally does that...
>>570871178join a b+ club and no automato just flatline a good life
>>570871331H-Haha... sure...
canon trainer (me) is taller than everyone except for bono
>>570871427horses were the fastest things you could watch going in a circle until motorsports got popular in the 50s
>>570871427>Burgers sure are extra sometimesthat's pretty common for any animal working in a military or police context, isn't it? maybe not the radio broadcast, but they're still a part of the unit
This is a big uma general. Smallkeks begone.
I find it funny that the wiki is just straight up lying about the origins of Blast Onepiece's name, like they're afraid that Shueisha will come after them if they reveal the truth.
nobody loves mexicans more than i do
>>570871331Not him but I'm 5'. I'm still taller than my favorite but I'm still small.
>>570871635Man-O-War was not a military horse iircThe 1st cav just claimed him
>>570871743Damn that's neat
>>570871646Nuh uh. Average sized uma general, actually.
>>570871646I'll fuck your wife and you will never find me because I'll be hanging from her leg under her skirt licking her carpet
So how does the Tachyon spark event work?Can you upgrade the sparks of your existing parents, or only ones made during the event?Can you upgrade from 1 star to 3 star, or just 2 star to 3 star?
>>570871906I would rather Stego manhandle me.
>>570871743el condor pasa finally becoming a popular character after umamusume entered the south american cultural pantheon is an almost stay gold-esque underdog story.
If you're shorter than an uma, you'll be seen as a natural prey. Ex: Golshi will molest you if you're shorter than 170cm
>>570870587Why can't the Golds be normal like the Mejiros
>>570871209Rice smells so fucking good, like walking into a bakery and the assortment of breads and pastries spread out even to deliver a divine scent into your brain that makes you crave a nice treat on the way back home. That first breathe of fresh air when you walk inside your home and smell the scented spray go off and you are assaulted by the smell of wild strawberries and you think that life is ok right now in the moment. Rice has a very power musky scent that makes me go feral but I restrain myself from acting on those urges because I want Rice to make the first leap by herself. I want Rice to lock eyes with me while she's innocently sucking on my dick
>>570872029
>>570872050>el condor pasa finally becoming a popular characterwhat are you talking about? El CP is popular even among keiba oji-sans as she was the best of the golden generation, she's even the only one there in the JRA hall of fame
>>570869604i blame you for accepting them>>570869938wife
Tachyon LOVE
>>570871881based
>>570871881Basado
>>570872108
>>570871906
>>570872215
>>570872171she's popular as a name but not as a character, I'd go as far as saying she's the least popular out of all of them (not counting Tsuyoshi obviously)
>>570872029Ruby is cuteHer trainer needs to catch a hint
>>570871973>Can you upgrade the sparks of your existing parents,Yes>Can you upgrade from 1 star to 3 star, or just 2 star to 3 star?You essentially get 3 "stars" in total, as you get 3 reports. For example, in this image I have 2* Speed, 2* Turf, 2* of her special. In the case of Oguri, I can just, if I wanted to, get all of them to 3. In the case of Stego, for example, I could get Stamina to 3*, and Turf to 1*, or Stamina to 2* and her inherit to 3*, but that's as far as I can since I can only upgrade 3 times. That said, if I only wanted to, say, boost turf to 3* and then go to Oguri and boost Speed and her special to 3* I could do that as well. You're not locked in on a singular parent once you start.
>>570872323What does CK stand for?
>>570872260Cute adorable uma behaving normally
>>570872392sounds like way too much decision paralysis and account bricking
>>570872029sex with both
>>570872108it is a mystery
>>570872347...is she pulling her bottoms off?
>>570870587My clan.
>>570872469ChicKen
>>570872347Pokkute
>>570872505
>>570872668Kissing for Ogurin
>>570872565I hope so
>>570872505>>570872668sex
>>570872108"normal"(too lazy to go translate this but this is just the scene where Palmer's talking shit about McQueen loving sweets and Ryan being really into romance mangas. that's it.)
I'll rape Eishin Flash
>>570872113'_'
>>570872536Not particularly. It's just to make parent farming easier, if you have a good parent that you like and you want to boost it, you boost it. Can't really brick anything when, worst case scenario, you just go back to parent farming.
would umas own soccer with their insane kicks?
>>570872819
>>570871120I will add these to the list after I get on my PC tomorrow, right now I want to sleepumasumi
>>570872791Palmer is normal!
>>570872576
>>570873001Night, WP anon!
>>570872791palmer hate
>>570873229no one says this
>>570872972
>>570872887There's nothing I would love more than for Rice to lock me in a gas chamber and nervously ask if I want to go through with it when I nod and firmly tell her yes, gas, the collection of gas collected from Rice's person over the past 3 years we spent during her career accumulated and processed for the singular purpose of suffocating me with Rice natural musk so i can evolve into a superior being. Normally, umamusume call this being "marked"
>>570873008True. She's just a rich girl trying to fit in. Good for her, honestly.
I am still without any aces. I've given upFuck fronts, Fuck XOguri, Fuck Dominators, and most importantly, FUCK MANT.
>>570873286>copies helios personality>copies seiun sky pose
>>570873486retard
>>570873528>yet still does both better
>>570872392Okay, thanks. Good to know>You essentially get 3 "stars" in totalThat makes sense, seemed potentially very powerful otherwise
>>570873686hmmmm nyo
>>570873661
>>570873486I haven't done any run since after clearing Fuji Kiseki's showtime just enough fans not to get kicked but no ace runs done. Putting Kiseki's event during MANT legit gave me fatigue
You wouldn't have sex with Oguri
>>570873486Just make a Ryan with medium S, you'll somehow luck your way into B finals with her
>>570873486Nishino would NOT say this
>>570873661>>570873865SEX MIT FLASH
>>570872239Is she drinking caviar
>>570872392>>570872923>Look at me look at me I'm the staygoldtranny I HAVE to post her so you know it's meAttention whore
>>570873486based
Sex tier listTama > Belno > Oguri's mom = Creek > Inari >>>>>>>>>>> Uggori Crap
>>570873092Hag Hello is truly feared by trainees
>>570874074
>>570873913about that...
>>570874256Oguri is cute, not sexy so this makes sense
>>570871456Got nothing to do with Clubs, I came back a month or so ago and just randomy joined some Thai one for club points, tho I guess I should join an actual clubJust want it to do some of my dailies when I dont want to
>>570874212>someone talking about playing the game in my personality orbiting threadAAAAIIIIIEEEEE JANNIES HELP
>>570874302I look like this
>>570874374
>>570874408You can talk about the game without being an avatarfag, tranny
>>570874302damn she looks retarded and not sexy
>>570874568But you do not play the game?
only missing prudent from falco, will we get it?
>>570874056>Is she drinking caviarMate
>>570874469Those look very big for being only 82.
>>570873913Would you a crying oguri?https://youtu.be/ic195DQ8OMQ?t=128
would you still like Kita if she looked like this??
>>570874670the sweepy+kawakami mant event will save you
>>570874670>Look at me look at me I'm another avatarfaag I HAVE to post her so you know it's meAttention whore
>>570874795that's just calstone
>>570873913But I would with Belno
>>570874795Why did Kita fuse with Dia and Crown?
I think you should eat your vegetables.
Do any of you know the pain of having your preferred type of woman just so happen to be extremely attractive to lesbians and lesbians only to the point where you can only get good art of them from korean artists with 500 followers on twitter? I do.
>>570874843medication, NOW!
It's time!
>>570874958You can talk about the game without being an avatarfag, tranny
>>570874931Brian thinks you should eat this fist.
>>570874942No
>>570874636I do, nigger.
>>570875023now what avatar am I using, dear nonny?
>>570874670>>570874804EVERY EVENT FINISHEDnow to not get stat gaped
>>570875191Getting defensive encourages more offense. Stop responding if you really think you're innocent.
I will never understand how this thread seethed at the ntrcuck but is totally ok when the staygoldtranny does the exact same thing
>>570875191Omg it's my avatarfag QUEEN what's the quota for posts about you today milady? may I kiss your hand??mayhaps thread ERP later???
>>570875376medium S too?
>>570875478yep! from first insposecond one here (lmao)fast learner now would be RAD
>>570874795light o (medicated)
>>570875583Good luck pama bwo, hope you get the fast learner
i want to fuck pama in the sex hole
>>570875919Just admit you like men
>>570875978Yes, and?
>>570875717thank you! safe to say I will get the stats
>>570875405Show archive evidence for when he samefagged and ruined threads for several months.
>>570875390neck yourself
>>570875967Big uma...
Making chicken katsudon but with nuggies instead of fried chicken
has your uma waifu been the same from the start or are you a disloyal cheater?
>>570876130me on the left
>>570876043
>>570876104
>>570876104Not bad
>>570876130me on the right first panel eating a leaf lol
>>570876240stamina looking pretty spooky tho, but I suppose as long as you hit her ult you'll be fine with 650+ stamina
>be trainee>get a male torena>think he's cute>go back to his place one day after training>pic related happensHow do you respond to that?
>>570876240big speed into big thinklooks like an UG run
>>570876310That must have been a really tasty leaf.
>>570876126before playing i just wanted to sex hishiamai've been all in on vodkawife since i started playing
>>570876381Try and hash out some agreement...
>>570876267fucking nuggets
>>570876676Why would you fuck a nugget?
>>570876126The world has conspired once again to deny me my waifu of choice. But I've been pretty loyal to Taiki until my true love comes home.
>>570876126I am weakeverytime I read a new uma's story I fall for her
>>570876126Unfortunately I am a disloyal cheater. Was all over my original favorite since her Starting Gate, but then they released an Uma 8 years later that hit every single one of my buttons.
>>570876734
>>570876370yeah she's not expected to perform in big front lobbies anyway, she can tank anything>>570876395deffffff not, even ss+ for fronts is hard
>>570876854even oguri?
>>570876843holy BASED!
>>570876965it's very easy to hit UG in vbobo because she doesn't need to use her fuckass card and you can actually get good RB........
>>570877148Cute Vari.
>>570877148her stats growth are also really balanced so you'll usually end up with well spread out stats on a highroll
>>570876381Wdym? That's the fate of pretty much half of Tracen's students. Just go along with it and enjoy your newly-wed life, of course.
>>570877148>named Win Variation>loseswhat did she mean by this?comfy pic tho
>>570877012yeah, she had some cute moments like getting jealous over the plushie and the "a grown-up present" event
>>570877148I don't have Finemo, so UG is probably not likely. Highest score I've ever gotten with pic related was SS, I think.
>FORCED to do more dirt hit for falco
>>570876267Someone cum on your chicken
>>570877380winning against every other horse but one is, in a way, a variation of winning
ryan LOVE
>>570877403how did torena not knock her up immediately after she says "your present is me"
>>570876126I fell hard for Brian, Ardan, and CB, but Suzuka is still my favorite. So I *think* I'm still loyal.
>>570876126>has your uma waifu been the same from the startYeah?
>>570877731I want to bear hug Stego.
>>570873661>>570873865I need to have sex with Eishin's boobs!
>>570877670either way at least your taste is good
>>570877823fat cunt
>>570877087I try.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4877fNYhtI
>>570877897What?
>>570871427>wonder where their love of horse racing wentgambling became legal for other sports, all the old men that fueled racing and cared for more than just stud fees died, and handegg took over literally everything else as the sport to care about
Big
>>570875191My onahole, Chrono Genesis
>>570877571
>11*Medium>haven't seen Medium S in 12 runs
any dead clubs this month?
>>570871427>wonder where their love of horse racing went.The general public just doesnt know jack shit about the sport anymore, not the stables, the horses, the jockeys, none of it.The american horse racing industry sucks eggs at advertising themselves and as such was overtaken by literally every other sport you can think of.But thats a conversation for somewhere else.Umamusume
>>570876381Jou made the wrong choice
>>570878624because horse racing is inhumane and for rich people.
>3 offBRICKEDnah but I actually got everything this run, high rolled races and SP too. excellentno right-handed/summer runner blows a little too but I think the power makes up for it.
>>570878469Yes
>>570879197nice
>>570878802>450 guts
>>570879116Kinky
There game, I did a fucking race during Summer for your event, are you happy?
>>570879342are umas with "Light" in their names this dangerous?
>>570879116Clearly edited. Chiyono isn't THAT much of a slut as to do something like this.
>>570879430yes
Check'd my CM12 aces, just to see what kind of parents I was using and I was greeted with this. Damn.
>>570879526What the fuck, we had an actual banwave?
>>570879595no, they manually deleted their account
>>570879526another death from mant...
GUY I BORROWED THE NYOPERA FROM JOINED MY LOBBY WHAT THE HELL
>>570879342I would a crippled uma
>>570879867Now you must defeat him.
>>570879342belly button
>>570879867It's a small world. I see familiar faces between borrows, lobbies and streams.
>>570879867It gets more common. I lost to a guy in a CM race who's card I borrowed
>>570879926done...and DUSTED!>>570880014>>570880039crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIop055eJhUuma for this feel?
how cope is sprint B for Leo cup?
>>570880316tachyon>shit character>loved to death by secondaries>shoved into stuff she has no right being in>horrid fanbase
>>570880371very cope
>>570880371This is not going to be like the previous Sprint CM anon, we have actual accel options here so you're going to want to have S
>>570843563spot's open, apply ingame or post id for invite
>>570880316Not Tachyon. Ignore the butthurt keibafag.
>>570880316Probably Brian?The Last Boss beyond the Last BossThe younger sister stronger than the older sisterCould also be Daiwa, because, you know, Scarlet
>>570880316Still
>>570880490>>570880456Even with Lone wolf, FCM and right handed? This deck fucking sucks with Curren and Bakushin being agemasen cards, + I'm really done with grindiing MANT
>>570880972you prob dont need sprint S but A is minimum
hey
>>570881297Show hog
>>570881297tits or gtfo
>>570880371>>570880972Sprint B isn't even acceptable for career and you think you can cope for CM, really bwo
>>570881297This is someone's son...
>>570881297
You guys ARE going, right?
>>570880196Nice job!>>570880371Extremely. If you're mootating and you don't get distance A after the second inspiration, then just end the run right there
anyone have a good deck for a CM15 debuffer? I'm running out of time...
>>570881297penis or gtfo
>>570881515no, im going to touhoufest a couple of weeks before
>>570881297Please be a guy
My favourite kind of cosplayers are the mentally ill girls that have visible self-harm scars on their thighs
>>570881515yeah you see there!
>>570881627>debufferYes hang yourself [dot] com
>>570881718MOTHERFUCKER IT'S XOGURI SEASON WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
>>570881708Really?! Cool! See you there, anon!
>>570880972Umalator says you'll be -0.2 distance behind. 1200 Sprint A vs 1200 FCM Right-handed Sprint B + Lone Wolf-0.6 if you're against Sprint S
>>570881769BEAT HER FAT TUMMY. I LOST TO DOUBLE DEBUFFERS MORE THAN THAT DUMB GLUTTON AND I DON'T NEED MORE OF YOU DEBUFFERS OUT THERE.
is V finally gone it's been quiet and I like it
>>570878659He doesn't want to be poor.
>>570881834You better be there, I already have my badge
>>570873486I'm the reverse, I went 3 plats in a row at the start of MANT, then rested on my laurels too hard for Gemini 2 that I got second in group B, I'll never live that down and now refining hog and debuffers to make something consistent enough to feel competitive again.
...
Ballroom Sky has to be the top 5 easiest careers in MANT and she still fails me constantly when it comes to parent runs
I did a Digitan career and did Tiara tour but forgot to switch in the two QEII Cup races instead of the dirt races on the same turns but still scored pretty high anyway
>>570881515No codes so no
>>570881691I have the anime girl just for you
would you marry donna?
>>570881961I actually will be. I even won the autograph lottery for the Kuroko no Basuke creator. I'm gonna wear my I Love NTR shirt one of the days, and there are umamusume meetups all four days which is nice
>>570881297I can see the thigh strap marks
>>570881834>>570881961>>570882129FUCK YOUhave fun
>>570881981fat fuck
>>570881691Still is mentally ill but wouldn't self harm
I don't want to be around you people irl. Sorry :(
>>570882240What did I do to you
>>570882240why not?
My lovely uma
>>570881939Some things are worth poverty
>>570881921Is he Argentinian?
>>570882129I'll try to say hi
>>570882347I take very seriously the "danchou molested me teehee" comments you people have made over a year. I don't trust any of you.
>>570876381Ogurin NTR...
>>570880014My clubmates matched against each other in finals (they both lost)
>>570882127Obviously?
>>570882192sorry, didn't feel like waiting after taking them off!
So let me get this straight. This general supports making gay homoerotic related comments when looking at cosplayers but hates yuri?
>>570882459My danchou has done no such thing, nor I have I posted that they have done such a thing, as my danchou is a kind and honest person
>>570882534That's the typical behavior, yes.
Can't go to AX. Got a 2 week on schedule at work to do. But I will go to a local racetrack to make up for it.
>>570882490why?
>>570882527you will hurt your thighs!!!!!!!!!!
>>570882470What's that on her cheek...?
>>570882470Oguri Cuck as in quean
>>570882534This thread is filled with gays and women. For example, I'm pretty sure the stay gold poster is a woman. I would bet money on it. Same for one of the fenomeno posters. But then there are fake gays like the Chiyonoofaggot and real gays like people who call Seeking the Pearl ugly.
Machanner.
>>570882745it's okayyy
>>570882671But that's not the same...
>>570882752Don't worry about it
>>570882885Seeking the Pearl IS ugly.
>>570882885>fake gays like the ChiyonoofaggotNoooo, he was very forward with me!
>>570881515AX seems like a major pain in the ass, it's notoriously poorly organized.
>>570882385Of all things CinGray did to play with history, the level of gaslighting with White Narubi pissed me off more than anything. White Narubi was a fucking terrible mother and every meme about Air Groove, was actually true about her. She was incredibly neglectful of her son to the point that it drove him to overeat as a coping mechanism.
>>570882992Falco wouldnt say this
>>570882534>So let me get this straight.heh>>570882885HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>570882534Yuri is annoying. I wouldn't care but they force themselves into things. Glad Umamusume got away from it back in the pilot.
>>570883097erm, nice nature are you ok
>>570882931
>>570883014man you don't have to tell me that. I've been going since '03. ignorance was bliss, too, until I went to Comic-Con in like 2010 and realized conventions could be run well and be perfectly organized. But AX is still the biggest game in town and gets the highest profile guests, so I suffer.
>>570882682As a character, she is precision designed to bring quite literally everything to the table. Strength of character, strength of body (in both senses of the word), ambition, wealth, patience, etc. You would be hard-pressed to find someone who would not agree to marry her no matter their orientation or what they prioritize in a relationship unless they were being contrarian.
>>570883139>Glad Umamusume got away from it back in the pilot.He doesn't know...
>>570882992You're (not falco) ugly
nobody will remember about uma musume next year at cons
>>570881515is it going to be an actual live performance or something? or just cheering at a recording
>>570883181>I've been going since '03DAMNthat's so awesome, different times
>>570883175Sex
>>570883298Good! That would be mean less gays in these threads.
>>570882534I don't hate yuri, I hate yuritards.
>>570882415he's from some SEA country so his town probably vanished after a volcano eruption
>>570883009My nigga he does it for (you), it's blatant as hell he's not an actual faggot.
yosh ikuyoooooo
>>570883181unc…
>>570882931Reporting in>>570883014I just hate LA.
>>570883175>>570883459She owes me sex
>>570883459Damn she's so ugly and fat.
Machan owes me 5 dollars
Umamusume has completely fucked my steam recommendations. All it gives me is horse games and gambling games.
I want to mating press while holding hands with Machan.
>>570883014I went once back in like 2011 and it was "fine" but yeah even back then it was disorganized.My best memory from it was the game room had a bunch of alienware PCs with CSS on them and everyone was using names like "Notice Me Senpai". It was fun.
>>570883324yeah I was a broke teenager back then, and the con was medium sized rather than the corporate mega event it is now. lots of good memories.
>>570883175She's so plump...
>>570882235still wouldn't *self* harm
>>570883451I'll do my best!
I thought you guys were joking when you said you were uncs...
>>570883609>horse games and gambling games.Sounds redundant. >>570883484I'm afraid she owes me sex
uma you want to get an alt next event?
>>570883517fatfuck
>>570883181Only major con I've been to is ACEN and that seemed pretty well organized, using the shuttle bus is ass though.
>>570882383i don't think i've ever seen her before
>>570883640def want to go more, it's always a blast when I do.>>570883790...and that's a good thing!
>>570883746...
>>570883680
>>570883298So many streamers who dropped it after FotM wore out, or in the case of a bunch of vtubers like Jelly, they got btfo out 4 CMs in a row and ragequit.
>>570883790You are who you spend time with anon
>>570883271happy feet
>>570881691Mating press.
>>570883790I don't know how you can play this without being old enough to have disposable income, unless you're ok with being perpetually behind.
>>570882415He is enjoying the World Cup in person and watching the GOAT (Messi) t. Uma&cord
>>570883812It will be Durandal and No Reason
The funny thing is this isn't even close to being the gayest general.
>>570883898how is the match?
>>570883517get in the pool
>>570883790You're now realizing all these old AND UGLY fossils made 67 comments trying to be hip and cool.
>>570883812is the next event summer?tamamo and inari
>>570883983Wombo combo
>>570884032Digitan...
My wife and my mistress.
>>570883640Were Eva-tards losing their shit in a red vs blue war that would last decades into the futureWere people yapping about Cowboy Beepboop, Outlaw Star, and Tenchi MuyoWere the fujos loudly gushing over Sesshoumaru you could hear them down the hall
>>570884089I hope nobody actually does this
>>570884089The Helios ritual posters are the uncs
>>570884089It's my hope that 6 7 falls to the same fate as dabbing, where originally the people doing it thought it was cool while everyone else thought it was stupid, and it devolved into people doing it BECAUSE it's stupid.
>>570884159They neither your wife nor mistress. They're your trainees and they're minors!!
>>570884063I just tuned in2-0 against Algeria
>>570884195Was that 2004? Because that's what it sounds like and I wish I could go back.
>>570884159Built for childbirth.
>>570884306>>570883898there's a match.. between ALG and ARG?
>training Kitasan>panic mid run after I did not get any Bourbon Wit events>checked my deck>no Bourbon>"You fucking dumbfuck">whatever, throwaway parent run>some time later, went to buy skills>"wha??? Taking the Lead???">right, Kitasan comes with it in her kitI'm not very smart. I just spiked my blood pressure for no reason.
>>5708843063-0 now
/uma/ loves divegrass?!
I'm gonna do it
uma keijo spinoff when?
>>570884540Messi is simply too good
>>570884195Outlaw Star is still my favorite anime
>>570884616Become the hero we need but do not deserve
>>570884616thanks for funding global
>>570884597what site and can you still get the old ones?
>>570884616what the fuckmaybe i'm not gonna do it
>>570884195yeah the red vs blue war was definitely a thing. Tenchi and Outlaw Star no, but Bebop was always hyped. I met the character designer for Bebop in person, and got him to sign an animation cel I owned from another series he'd worked on. He jokingly asked if it was okay for him to actually sign it. One of my most precious possessions.
has anyone here actually looped into a notable parent at all? good parents are a fucking lie you can never own one
>>570884671who's the messi of umamusume?
>>570884515Yeah, Messi just scored>>570884671
>>570884719Trump moment
>>570884783Fantasy
>>570884031>He is enjoying the World Cup in person and watching the GOAT (Messi)Basado
>>570884520Anon needs wit training
>>570884783Tachyon because everyone loves her.
>>570884719U U U U U U UMAUMA IN AMERICA
>>570883887...
cristiano our HERO will take the record back
>>570884719jesus
>>570884974mbappe will pass the record later anyways
>>570884719Blame Orange Man
>>570884719What the fuck
>>570884719Got two little plushies for just 52 dollarsShipping was an additional 30 and tariff was 5
>>570884719yeah, all the cheap options like surface mail got acked by orange man
>>570884783oguri
>>570884719that's so fucked
>>570884974>cristiano>our HERORicekek...
>>570884719are you tired of winning yet
>>570884719>>570885040those plushes are huge as fuck shipping will be at least 100 dollars from japan
the best part about finishing aces
>>570884616I think I could justify 50 bucks shipping for just laisu. over double that and it just kills the deal.maybe next time I visit Japan I'll find one in person and haul it back.
>>570884936!!!
>>570884719i bought a 20$ book in decembershipping was another 25$
>>570884974CR7 is gonna die in the middle of the Portugal vs Argentina finals and his last words after scoring the winning goal will be "football sure is fun"
>>570885158..??!!!
>>570870342Counterside EoS just nowUmaGlobal EoS soon, will Global be merged with JP or are JP devs to incompetent with that transfer process
How do you define zoomer vs unc anymore
>>570885218literally fucking who
Why is Dia an Argie
>>570885218thanks for the news anon
>>570884783Oguri Cap? Symboli Rudolf?
>>570885270Very strange since she's rich.
>>570884783Not in the game but Deep Impact
>>570885218uma global has no overhead retarded baitnon. They mostly just pay for maintenance costs. It's not like they have to update the game or anything, 90% of it already exists
>>570885261zoomie = noticeably younger than me and thus inferior to meunc = noticeably older than me and thus inferior to me
>>570885270she's white
>>570884783Oguri cap
>>570885270
>>570885218I remember I was enjoying counterside until they had their major UI change and I couldn't find shit and dropped it
I knew my career was doomed the moment I got Medium S. Got majorly screwed by lack of speed rainbows, blue speed thingies and megaphones. She's super overstammed and couldn't cap speed.... How's this for open league?
>>570885421But...
Wish me luck as I set out on a perilous journey to do a MANT run.
>>570884748What is considered good?
>>570885261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu8ffw5LtzQ
>>570885270Dia’s dam is Malpensa, an Argentinian mare with three G1 wins
>>570885463>hoguri in open leaguegenuinely literally kill yourself and then uninstall the game faggot
>>570885538Its got all the skills you aimed for on at least 2 of the parents
>>570885623die
>>570885201>paramedics bring the black curtain>your hear a captive bolt pistol going off>the dream is overI'll cry manly tears while hugging my bottle of Clear Men
>>570885218it was going to eos but ebayan won BC and gave the mandate of heaven
>>570885623I've never won a cm with her. My cards are garbage so chill.
>>570881297Chinese, male
if only chileans were good at ball
>>570885261If you go by the ages of the two groups, uncs actually played FNAF in 2015 vs zoomies that watched a youtuber play it while "theorycrafting". That seems like a weird example until you look up that the series creator is 48 and thus pure unc.
>>570885623What's an optimized Open XOg? 3 heals and enough wit to guarantee the heals as much as possible? What else can you even fit
>>570884719geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet fucked mutt
>>570884719Jesus Christ the shipping's more than a single plush
umasumi
>>570885864jerseys are so hot
>>570885813Cutie
>>570885868>until you look up that the series creator is 48What the fuck, I thought Scott was closer to my age, around late 30s
>>570872791>日本語が読めませんngmi
>>570885923get the fuck out you CUNT
>>570885864They were good some years ago, they really broke Messi’s mental during that time.
>>570885864they were good like 6 years ago, they got cocky and never planned a future team after their good players got old and washed
>Nakayama 1200m>Front = Angling & ???>Pace = Blossom & SFV>End/Late = Pump & CheerAm I missing anything?
>>570885874You accept an inconsistent XOguri with low wit and run 2 other aces alongside her.
>>570885649I have maybe one or two but the blues suck
have sex with your trainee
>>570885864Chileans are only good at dealing with commies, but their spanish is awful. I like them nonetheless
>>570884719Fuck it, I'm going in. There was text saying it's possible to adjust the shipping, so I sent in a message too for good measure.
>>570886309But that's illegal...
>>570885923umasumi
>>570886313Only the one accent that is popular in media, which is like saying all Americans talk like shit because most popular people talk like cocksucking commiefornians or gay cowboys
>>570886329Bruh how long do you have until you cant cancel that anymoreyou'd best have a conversation about adjusting the shipping asap
>>570886423Let sleeping dogs lie, Tokino Minoru
>>570886329That means you can change the method you chose, not nullify the tariffs that your country charges
37281774Nakayama 1200 Sprinters Stakes
>>570886673let me finish my borrows asshole
>>570886673>sprint before throne
>>570886743How hard do you whale ingame
We are so fucking slow
>>570884032ok now post the next page
>>570886829eos soon, say goodbye to your horses!
>>570886794>gold medium skill for sprint
"jp"anons are as shallow as kpop/pop fans, jump to the newest one at the drop of a hat
well there's always winning post if we want to see oguri cap (as in fat) again...
>>570886956>picks cards only for their skills
>>570884783Eclipse
>>570887063I pick cards because my oshi is on them
>>570886956>using it for the gold skillngmi sis
>>570887063>not borrowing a 15rb card for more sp
>>570886829/uma/ is currently busy jacking off to the vtuber streamer and watching footy
>>570886745Fine...You get an hour mister...>>570886794What you should genuinely be worrying about is the last minute CM15 Throne acesThrone actually DOES give Medium relevant skills so...Nothing you could get out of Throne for CM16 that is mandatory
>>570887156Oh my god, Tachyon ate Scarlet!
>>570886861Haha...
member when CHUDS said mant was "BASED" and now we're all limping to the GL KINO finish line
>>570887243call me a chud again and i will break your spine
>>570887241nyooo...
>>570886237angling & sfv if you're running triple front. Cheer Halo's ult is as late as plancha so not worth it
>throneFAGS will remake all their aces only to get 2nd place in B finals
her name is tachyonher name is chanher name is capher name is cross
>>570887063>Raisu after assassinating her latest target
>>570887170>5 rb difference>throne gives +2 sp per click and eventsyour math bwo
>>570887389who is her name?
throne is just team Sirius 2 btw, it's not that good which is why only retards rolled for her back in the JP server and only even bigger retards will do next week
Are you guys autistic? I'm just drunk.
>>570887156I love my wife and (soon-to-be) daughter
>throneless chuds autistically made aces just to lose against throne xoguri and 2 recycled doms
>>570887526poona
>>570887243I have to be mean to my umers..
>>570887389what about her
her name is week
>>570887497>every race gives 2-4 extra sp>relying on RANDOM trainings to get said sp from thronerofl, lmao
>>570887603futa
Trainer KISSING Gold City...
>>570886956I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that
>>570887616>relying on RANDOM trainings to getPlease read what the card does in full before responding
which uma is good at chess?
her name is mejiro
teio? sex
>>570887731>throne gives +2 sp per clickyou read first eslbwo
>>570887243Grand Concert will be worse.
>>570887243I always get scenario fatigue once it's close to endingIt's in my nature.
>>570887829>implying bond is hard to filllol
her name is O
>>570887804SEXO
>>570887909>HE REALLY CAN'T READLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BONDS??????? IS HE RETARDED??
Friendly reminder that they're your trainee and students at an academy that doesn't allow you have sex with them.
you wouldn't have sex with teio
>>570886634Pregger hours?
>>570888004Can you insult me next? It's so hot when cute girls insult guys
>>570888004just admit you can't do math if you think 5 RB will change guaranteed 100 sp from throne uneducated bwo
>>570887156
>>570888180This is peak.
>>570887243most of MANT defenders were doing it during the first month but quickly changed their minds after thattruth is that every scenario suffers from getting way too repetitive during its last month (which is why they changed them from 6 months to 4 months in JP) but MANT was by far the worst one since it's a massive time investment in comparison to what came before and after
>>570888131mmm... yes
>>570888176100 SPHugeThat's a free Straightaway ○ ! ! !
>>570888129
>>570888270MANT would be good if it wasn't so long
>>570888081They arent my students, im training staff not their teacher.And i do whatever the training contract tells me.
>>570888270I don't like the idea of scenario tax only lasting for 4 CM's. Actually, it's not even 4 CM's since it's interspersed with LoH's. Also I think 4 months is too short for getting acclimated with the scenario.
>>570888362>5 extra rb is only 40 more sp?>thinks throne is for medium gold skill>does not know throne has 2 sp bonus on any training>omitting thrones other stats too 0 clue how the game works xp
>>570886634>>570887156>>570888131>>570888323Disgusting.but also somehow... exciting?
>>570888176riiiiight...have fun borrowing that I guess instead of something useful like I don't know...WIT CURREN??????? PFFFFFFFF HAHAHHAAAAAAA SIS WILL ACTUALLY HAVE NO SKILLS TO BUY
>>570888414they messed up by making it an epithet collector rather than just a G1 collector, if G3s and G2s gave less shop points (1/2 and 1/4 for example) doing them wouldn't have been worth it so it'll be a lot quicker
I got a boner when I saw her pretty hand...
>>570888527>she has dogshit parents with no white sparksyou better not use the throne in any of your aces lilgwo
>>570888628Kira...
>>570887243When you start a new scenario, you don't have a feel on how long it's actually supposed to take, and focus on how cool the new gimmicks are. After that, when you have to start playing it daily and try to fit it into your schedule, the fatigue sets inI'm personally just getting by because there are new umas I want to roll on in the next month summer mackie. If GL is shit, I might just drop this shit completely
>>570888527Stop calling me sis
>>570888436There's no "You're allowed to fuck the umamusume" clause in the contract you liar.
>>570888706I mean the trainee can put just about anything they want in the contractSo maybe not yours
>>570887829Where is that statement wrong?
>Use Kale Juice to got to 100 energy>Use Vit 65 to go to 108 energy>Train>Use Cupcake >RaceI cannot believe this bot is THIS FUCKING RETARDED when it comes to item use. Same run that it wasted an entire card slot by taking Focus over Groundwork BTW.
>>570888706There is in fact a clause that sets a quota on how many new Umamusume you must father with your trainee by the end of your term at Tracen
>>570888516>other statsSpeed & Wit, which you will already be heavily focusing on for Sprint anyway?>thinks Throne is for the gold skillIt certainly does play a part yes....As >>570888527 mentioned I'd rather have a card that gives me actually relevant skills for the CM like Bakushin Guts for example
>>570888658>projecting paulI'll be expecting a prayer circle here on its release, considering you're treating it as the second coming of christ
orenji
>>570888907Sprint you will be gutsmaxxing again and throne will help with both speed and wit?
>>570887156wtf you asked me to cum in the flask for research
>>570888907>defending your bf
>>570887389Her name is Condor.
I just saw Witgod's video and apparently rabbit Suzuka works? But how do I build her as a runaway?
Signing a lifelong contract with Dia!
>wins AGAIN
These two groups arguing are retarded and they will job to my A distance uma.
>>570889190
>>570889035>Gutsautists coming in with the gaslight campaign againIt didn't get people during last CM & it won't work here either T. Won Gemini Platinum
This was good old fashioned /uma/ gaslighting for a whileI missed itA shame
>>570889220how does she do it?
How the fuck do people have over 35 races without lowered stats? The fuck?
>>570887369i think it comes out teh first day of cm, so i'll probably give a few cracks myself, not gonna go hard 5 borrows or some shit but
>>570889351You just have to take it like a man
>>570889270I mean if you actually want to compete with the best and not shitter lobbies
I really need to have sex with Dream Journey.
>>570889403Nice try faggot
>>570889178Unity.
>>570889270Okay wannabe avatarfag, nobody asked you and your boyfriend
>>570889270it's almost as if the conditions change between CMs
>>570889230We're discussing the Sprint CM though...>>570889403>y-you just got a shitter lobby!!! Doesn't count!!!Cope of the decadeHave been in multiple /uma/ rooms & seen success
>>570889632>Have been in multiple /uma/ rooms & seen successBeating Umama for the 10th time does not count bwo
>900 stamina without stamina cardsfucking how, at best I can get to 700
Guess the blue.
>>570889519Does she need any stat maxed other than speed?
>>570889710Supah Creeku
>>570889632Retard is actually boasting about beating Umama lol
>>570889707>still mindbroken
>>570889632Literally NOBODY cares about you and your discord boyfriend lobbies
>>570889779READ MOTHERFUCKER READ
>>5708897213* power
>>570889784Now post your plat
Who is the strongest /uma/ player we know of?
>>570889710900 would require stam bonus power cards, growth rate bonus, and stam sparks. I don't think Riko gets you anywhere near.
>>570889785Only spitting facts here
>>570889826The answer is still Supah Creeku
>>570889846I mean, i don't wanna namefag. But the N man from /uma/ club imo.
We already got Loves Only You and Still in LoveHer time is near
>>570889785>>570889881No matter how many times you beg he's not gonna let you fuck.
>>570889594What changes here to the extent Guts builds are necessary? What?Guts won't get you anything in a Mile race that it will get you in a Sprint race>>570889707He plays the game which I really doubt you do very often...Do you even join /uma/ rooms?
>>570889779>>570889860explain this please>3* staminano way
>>570889948One Inch of Love is giving her all
Moments like this makes me hate every single one of you.
>>570889769Probably wit. I haven't actually run her as a rabbit yet, I just know that you have to do it in URA or Unity right now.>>570889828God I wish.
>>570889982You already know the answer though
>>570889971>Do you even join /uma/ rooms?You already know the answer
>>570887528I don't get why people post blatant misinformation like this. Throne skyrockets your MANT scores, it's the single most impactful card in the scenario hands down when it releases. It's something you skip because you have a new scenario soon after, if it was available at the start of MANT it would have been just as important of a pull as Light Hello is in the next scenario.
>>570889982mega high roll with loads of stamina scrolls and lucky marvelous + throne power trainings
>>570889971Lemon nobody gives a fuck about your crush for Umama
>>570890041How can one join rooms when they're always camped by one person
>>570890038>>570890041>samefagging
>>570890013You love me, though, deeply
>>570889998
>>570889982Throne I guess; Marvy won't produce that much.
>>570890142Convenient excuse eh? Fuck off.
I can't believe they made it real
>>570890041I do but nonetheless...AhI should stop entertaining people when they prove to be obviously mentally unwell
>>570889881what is Helios doing in my house? does she know she's risking herself to get mating pressed?
>>570889971>He
>>570890210>Convenient excuseSee the multiple posts of the room filling up within 5 seconds
>>570889860pray that scroll rng rolls in your favor
>>570890038>>570889779I guess I'll have to pullout my Creek then
>>570890291No one wants to mating press that ugly uma.
>>570890250You defending your crush as if thinking he's gonna date you is so funny.
>>570890330No one is camping here 24/7, you have on excuse
what's with the forced anti helios posting latelyV melty?
>>570890356*unzips creek*
>>570890330Slownegro coping...There were several CM14 room sessions without youknowwhos presence...+ you could always (shocking I know)MAKE ROOMS YOURSELF
>>570890325>tranny enablerKill yourself
>>570889351
Ah the thread was too good for a second there, let me make it about me real quick
>>570890468Nobody is coping here, you coordinating rooms with Umama on discord is known, he even said he'd reserve spotsStop playing dumb
>>570890356>Pulling out of Creek
>>570890420>Not understanding hyperboleWe all know alrdy
Who the fuck is Umama?
>>570889998>>570890164
>>570890581how'd you know what's going on in the private chats of 2 loversdo you have an e-cuckchair in their voice chat
>>570890621The best
>>570887528>>570890127You have to look at the context for the time. Throne is objectively a strong card and many people assumed it would be strong going into the next scenario. If you look at the previous three scenarios, only one strongly recommended using a friend card, and one scenario didnt even have a friend card until throne. URA had 2 strong friend cards but they were very much in the whale territory due to not having many strong cards in your deck to start with.If you were a JP player at the time, your assumption was that Throne was a safe pull, because chances were good the next scenario wouldn't need it. It is entirely on Cygames for making Light Hello not only necessary, but damn near broken for Grand Live, and it pissed off a ton of people, and continued to piss them off with this sort of banner rugpull up until UAF
>>570888524that's the miracle of life for you
>>570890330usually with the same 1 faggot joining all of them at once
I have a hunch that the "schizo" is a footietard. The thread became shit as soon as the Argentina match was done
>>570890581No dicksword coordination of any kind was done regardless of what you hallucinate Last (you)
>>570890498How? Anytime I do more than 3 I instantly get hit with -stats and shit mood wtf
>>570890701oh you assume someone would like the most popular sport on the planet? crazy
>>570890701shut the fuck up if you don't have anything about uma to say retard, this isn't your blog and nobody cares about your delusions or obsessions with making the thread worse daily because you don't like other posters here
>>570890645You literally talked about it in the thread with him, retard
>>570890751cute laisu
>>570890773Get lucky or have items to recover mood and skin condition. Also if you roll enough shop items they'll make up for lost stats
>>570890701>The thread became shit as soon as the third worlders returnedColour me surprised
>>570890773It’s random, like a 1 in 3 chance of After Repeated Races at 4 races, I think
>>570890829>so bad at socializing he never follows someone after a room match
>>570890701Every schizo probably drinks water. Let that sink in.
>>570890904So basically a 1/3rd chance to brick your runSounds so fucking fun...
>blaming football because someone got salty and said throne was bad
>>570890127people said the same thing about speed fuku "skyrocketing" your stats for Unity and it has been used way more as traini wheels for MANT than that
>>570890851
>>570890701I mean, someone said V was watching the world cup. It's no surprise today was slow and peaceful when the past couple of days have been so rocky
>>570890828Who do you think is shitting up the thread as we speak?
>>570890626
>>570890931Yeah because Uma has private message option, retard
Anyone making End Xoguri? What's the ideal deck/inheritance for her?
but what about Umaballs?or soccuma?
>>570890773chance of lost stats is scary but you more than make up for them with the stats you get from racing
>>570891005V is not behind everything you know
>>570890985how many people even had MLB Fuku? It's certainly a really good card but it's usage isn't static, it's good in some future scenarios and terrible in others
>>570891005V is at the world cup in the US with his girlfriend
>>570890751>>570890945Cute!
>>570891083Yeah im aware, but at the same time. Remember the collages, he is behind most.
>>570891076Uma balls? Where
>>570890773You're immune to race fatigue on goal turns (Late December all three years in MANT), which makes it easier to cram more in.
>>570891061God damn you are stupid
>>570890985I don't care about he said she said bullshit. speed fuku is a good card for anyone that wants to preserve clocks, and nobody worth listening to has seriously acted like it was a mandatory pal for unity. you fags need to stop taking anonymous troll posts like something you need to remember for half a year to seethe about them later.
You could stop responding or blaming. It doesn’t matter who’s at fault for the bad posts. Everyone is responsible for making good posts. Just skip to the step where you make good posts.
>>570891142they were proven to be fake? lol
Speaking of Sprint CM, what should I do with a Late and an End? Both can take Pump and the Late can take OYL, but what else after that? Is it as simple as just stacking Radiant Star/Ignited PWR/NN/Corner Connoisseur (giga cope on that one) and hoping for the best like it's Capricorn Cup?Yes, I'm running Sprint BNW again
This is your CM16 finals opponent
>>570891203>JordiniaFake made up country I have never heard of in my life
>>570891203>Jordania>not Tosen Jordan
>>570891118no wonder the thread is significantly better than it's been in months. I hope a cop shoots his foreigner ass as is customary.
>>570891203>not tosen jordan
>>570891210??????? How you retardThe timestamps of the bans are literally the same
is this ok to start looping?
>>570891204Is saying Throne is a bad card a good or bad post
>>570891303>significantly better
>>570891242what should I do with a Late and an End?Don'tI say this 100% seriously you will NOT winIt's going to be all Fronts & Paces
>>570891329>what is editingholy gullible
>>570891340bretty gud parent
>>570891303This post reeks of jealousy
>>570891204You're half right, but getting a faggot like V banned until he fucked off entirely would still be a massive improvement for the thread as a whole. We don't need doxxers, attentionwhores, spammers, avatarfags that defend themselves in third person, or any of the other things V does here all day long.
>>570891341unless 1.5 anni changes things, throne will be a good parent borrow card and not much else
>>570891242Pretty much
>bro this support is a must have bro it MASSIVELY increases your stats bro without it you simply can't compete brothis has been said for like 10 cards already and has only been true for Kita, FM, and either Creek or Riko (she dies forever in a month)
>>570891341Nobody even said it was "bad" just not NECESSARY for CM16 you disingenuous rat
>>570891437You fucking retard, you can literally go to the archive to see these deleted posts yourself and look at the timestampsYou seriously cannot be that dumb
>>570891530Riko was godtier for 8 months how much more do you want a friend card to have
>>570891437The archive is still there and always will be, and always will have the exact delete times to the second for anyone that wanted to check them. You don't need to garble his cock so much, assuming you're not V himself (which you very well could be with the 100% guaranteed proof he samefags to defend himself while pretending to be random anons that aren't him).
>>570891547see >>570887528and >>570890127Read nigga read
usually I'm not a fan of gl*sses but lately I've realized that Ikuno is highkey handsome
>>570891550>>570891610keep samefagging schizo, your falseflag doesn't work on me
Saving is always the correct thing to do.
>>570891610That's Umama. For some reason he defends him even if there is proof of the ban
>>570891646>not ignoring obvious bait posts Not my fault you have a learning disability
>>570891082Do they? How? Aren't stats lost around 30, plus the negative status each time it procs? That sounds like a crippled run after 2 bad rng checks
>>570891457but he ISN'T going anywherebest you can do is 100% silent treatment but /uma/ loves being fucking retarded and interact with him
>>570891547Do you not know how to read the chain you post in before posting?
>>570891610>V obsession
>>570891062Bros...
>>570891723MESS- Why Teio
>>570891736>but he ISN'T going anywherea proper rangeban can fix that, it just requires enough people report his rule breaking posts, and that is most of his posts by default when avatarfagging is itself a bannable offense.>>570891779>post misinformation>someone corrects is>Y-you're obsessed!kek
>>570891720https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569519481/#q569614893Here friend. Hover over the trashcans and tell me what timestamps are thereYou DO know how 4chan bans work, right?
>>57089116150 is a lot more than you'd usually run (which is like 35-40)You'd have to be gambling on more 3 chains or even 4 chains to hit 50
seeing how many people rolled for NTR despite it being an energy hungry whore with a mediocre gold and stats I'm not surprised to see all the throne shilling
>>570891832sorry I don't have the hog but I guess CB for Daring Strike and Straightway Spurt and the rest whatever
>pulling for cards that will only be used for a monthJust borrow lmao
>>570891879Dober sure is cute
>>570891881>>570891917atp there has to be a anti-V discord this is ridiculous, he hasn't even done anything wrong inside /uma/ only in other generals (possibly) which isn't even related to here
>>570891056
>>570892025what are meta characters/cards for the upcoming future
>>570891062As much rb as you can get with mr cock and balls for the deck.
>>570891879throwbah :DDD
>>570892067>changing tacticsWhat happened with "the screenshot is fake"?
>>570891717She is extremely powerfulI sometimes do enjoy art of her with her glasses off, despite being a devout megane enjoyer
>>570891062They all dress like moms...
>>570892120HelloTachyonMaru (if you're a frontfag)
>>570892152they delete in batches moron
>>570892067This is just trolling
>another pretend argument from 2 people samefagging as one person
>>570891725What is with the namedropping? Who the fuck even is this
>>570892154Each of her braid has many braids in it, and each of those braids itself contains many braids, on and on, all the way down, until the tiniest braid is so small that
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>570892225Teio fellatio
>>570892091
>>570892214You are delusional
>>570892283No I'm not, I'm a virgin
>>570892306That sounds horrible.
>>570891204Matikane would definitely say this
>>570892347>ignores my pointokay
>>570892225I would say that the argument in question is rather off-topic at this point, would you not agree?
>>570892370Tann
>>57089173440% chance of -30 stats is an average of -12 statsat 50 race bonus you get +12 from a G3/G2, and +15 from a G1, so unless you run OP races it's impossible to lose in the long runplus you get bonus stats from additional epithets and shop itemsbut yeah obviously you still have to be cautious about mood before summer training or if you have low stamina
>>570892283My trainee likes me like that.
>>570892283Yes
>>570892376You literally do not understand how bans work on 4chan you newfaggot
>>570892384>says the retard who started all thisironic
please make this the next op please
>>570892461Me fucking sirius
>>570892203Yes RetardRetard
>>570892495How do you even know that's how it works? Just asking for reference
>>570892120for notable GL umas you have:Rickey as the strongest dirter for a long whileMachan if you skipped wedding Curren the Inari/Tamamo banner christmas Daiwa (ignore christmas Vodka)wolf BrianKita and Dia forma blanco
>>570892067>he hasn't even done anything wrong inside /uma/He literally posted screenshots of his own game with his own name visible where he maliciously doxxed someone with full intent because they threw minor shade about a lobby. And then last week we got undeniable full proof that he is responsible for tons of drama posts and even 3rd person posts where he goes "V is not a bad guy you're just obsessed" and shit, because when a janny nuked his avatarfagging they toggled the button to delete all his recent posts so he got fully exposed, and it's a guarantee they're all from his exact IP due to being deleted in the exact same second.
>>570892568because if you're ever in a thread where a spammer gets banned all their posts are deleted at the exact same time
>>570892551why not Tach and Maruchan
>>570892221thankfully trolling outside of /b/ is a bannable offense, if you want to let the right people know about it so the derail attempt can end sooner.
>>570892727Discord mod energy from this post fr
differing opinions is not trolling, fyi
>>570891480Gambling it is then, just realized I forgot about Gap Closer as another gamble option, maybe even delayed Red Shift?
>>570892870If it makes me uncomfortable it has to be trolling
i hate dramafagging so fucking much bwos
>>570892571>Machan if you skipped wedding CurrenHow's Machan vs Bakushin alt? How long is the gap between them?
there are seriously newfags in this thread that don't know how bans work?
>>570891062>>570891832Deck: You just need CBInheritance: I don't believe in Pump. In terms of priority, MPB + Rudolf + Brian + Ardan + Dia
>>570892067Honestly, what value has he actually contributed to this general in order for it to be believable that other people would genuinely defend him? NOTHING. Stop damage controlling.
>>570892958Not everybody is used to hanging around on boards that attract lots of highly active crazy people. 4chan has its quieter parts
>>570892958Always. The site's been flooding with snowflake normies and faggy redditards since at least 15 years ago and it's only getting worse because everyone else is in their own secret discord
I'm super burnt out brosxogfest was tiring first time around but the 2nd time really makes me feel like shit. I don't even wanna do a run anymore.
for TT - sprint suzuka, medium kingu
>>570892120maruzensky for long term, low investment speed stat stick for all styles, but human rights for frontslight hello is human rights for GLunless you're a newcutie or a pace main you should just borrow tachyon, but she is more or less human rights for GL (high specialty priority, skill point bonus, bonus performance tokens from scenario link)then nothing until mejiro ramonu at the start of grandmasters for an insane wit/SP stat stick and mile/medium skills out the wazoothere are some allegedly decent cards coming during grand live like daiichi ruby power and symboli kris s stamina but they're probably whale only because super strong specialist cards are coming in grandmasters after ramonu
>>570893182skip the CM. run 3 lates, give them mbp/iron, minimum effort claim consolation prizes
Bake status?
>>570893323Our usual bakers are asleep
>>570892953Machan has built in TTL and groundwork but cheerleader Bakushin's unique is retardedly strong, and with supports like speed Maru and wit Bourbon (I think she's out already by that time) getting all the good skills is easy
>>570893323
how do you cope with the fact that you're the only person that cares about your umawife and there's never anybody that wants to talk about her and nobody ever cares when you post anything about her
>>570893182Just slap throne card on christmas oguri and add 2 dominators on her team and just enjoy the show, no need to burn out, christmas oguri is one of the easiest umas to build 2bh
>>570892120>>570893276oh also mejiro palmer stamina will be very good for fronts to have but only after gacha bobo wit replaces welfare bobo, so pulling for her instead of using one or more 2nd anni selector(s) is questionable
>>570893357This is a code phrase for 'I want to suck a dick and I have a thumb stuck up my ass'
Dig here, Windy!*unzips bread*
>>570893396It just means you're her one true and honest fan
>>570893390This was a lie by the way, I just wanted to post that sticker>>570893396Who??? Whoooooo
>>570893396Who is itI will post her if I encounter her on my feeds
>>570890498>50 racesPost schedule please
If only V was here to bake instead of banging his girlfriend after that Messi hat-trick
so let me get this straight, first 3 free clocks are for the first run of the day, but if you dare get a perfect run they don't work for future runs that same day?why not just do 1 run
>>570893396why would i care whether or not people like my posts? i'm doing them for me
>>570893576You do not need to announce to the thread when you are masturbating, anon
>>570893576Sorry, autocorrect*my girlfriend
>>570893471That's projection bwo...
>>570893576>banging his girlfriendBut his girlfriend is here?
>>570893396If Air Shakur has million fans, then I'm one of them.If Air Shakur has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.If Air Shakur has no fans, that means I'm dead.
>>570893396Lots of people like Laurel though
>>570893630The free clocks carried over for me.
>>570893630Wait really? I haven't been doing more than one run a day to know lol
>>570889351>>570890773It's easy when you cheat with that packet dumper shit
I'm baking
>>570893443City Cap is fucking erotic wtf
>>570893630you're doing more than one run a day?
>>570893323Fucked
>>570893396Its funny Royce is a name of my grade school bully and I choked him and stopped being uppity with me
>>570893694if so many people like her why is her manga such a failure
What if my penis doesn't work?
>>570893818You can borrow mine
>>570893818Become a femboy
>>570893510There's nothing to encounter and if there was I would see it. Other than one day a year on her birthday nobody cares about her at all. She may as well not even be in the game.
>>570893818Bwo your ssri...
>>570893818Umama....
>>570893818They got drugs for that
Next thread will be worse
>>570893868It’s Believe, isn’t it
>>570894015>>570894015>>570894015
7 and the next thread is better, 4 and the threads get worse
>>570893868WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570894035>>570894035>>570894035
>>5708925684chan is ancient and there are a million copycat imageboards using the same core, in fact 4chan is just copying Japanese websites. They got hacked last year and the site went down for weeks because they run ancient versions of everything and someone took advantage of a known exploit. Due to this hack we literally got the source code for everything, there's not a detail we don't know. IIRC the ban UI is literally just the report UI with an extra few drop downs for things like ban length and if they want to delete past posts. You can find screenshots of it if you want to dig but it's not relevant enough to bother really.Regardless of all other details, the fact that 30+ posts were all nuked in 1 exact second is proof they're all from the same IP because 4chan's posting system works on a queue. 1 person can't submit 2 things to the queue and have them land on the same second, not even a moderator, because the queue is often slow and will delay things by multiple seconds semi-randomly from when it's truly submitted.
>>570894026
Nice one retards
>>570894025>>570894046>>570894059B R A V O!
>>570894025>>570894046>>570894059BRAVO
idiots
>>570894046>another rice tranny threadFUCK OFF
>>570893868ks miracle or tap?
>>570894025>>570894046>>570894059why are you fags like this
>>570894041There's no reason for me to tell you it'll just bring ridicule
>>570894025>>570894046>>570894059Fucking retards lmao
>>570893796Maybe people like Laurel but think everything else about the manga is boring
>>570894402Come on dude, people here want to fuck the tiny childlike ones, they're not ashamed of being disgusting pedophiles and you're unwilling to come out of the closet as an Umamusume C lover?
