>News>Marvel Rivals Version 20260612 Patch Noteshttps://www.marvelrivals.com/gameupdate/20260610/41548_1303717.html>Cyclops: The Fearless Leader Character Revealhttps://youtu.be/Kf3c53eX7Lg>K'un-Lun Sheloong Arena Map Revealhttps://youtu.be/kLeiPx1GiGU >Season 8.5 Dev Visionhttps://youtu.be/NZhekPruzrE>Alchemax Headquarters Map Revealhttps://youtu.be/t8gyiobtcL4>Season 8 Battle Pass: Project: Heroic Age Trailerhttps://youtu.be/v-SnFA5v9P8Season 8: Sins of Alchemax Official Trailer>https://youtu.be/F4B0Jpr4Rw4>StoreNew Magik, Cyclops and Phoenix outfits>https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2064437429302415388Iron Man's Iron Samurai and Mantis' Mandy Celestine: The Greeter's costumes>https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2061462924887990722Peni Parker's Peni Parker: The Freshman skin>https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2056766837430300911Devil Dinosaur's Chrono-Armor skin>https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054305618639638711Hulk's Infinity Hulk skin>https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054290518851625216Preciously on /mrg/: >>570842392
>>570960201now they should do that with their legs
>>570960353that's why they have johnny
Psylocke’s game
Can I still get Emma's hellfire skin?
I want to lick my waifu's soles after her date with Tyrone.
https://x.com/marvelrivals/status/2067336481853841850Event trailer up
Is Devil Dino still good or am I just going to make my team angry by playing him?
Sex with men's feet
>>570960916you'd make your team angry anyway, so just pick what you wantbut dont be a faggot and not switch when needed
I'm in love with a rat.
>>570960819
>>570961031Sue's pussy eating pet, btw.
I can only solo tank as thor or magneto. other tanks are either too passive or I'm not good at them.
>>570960819>>570961060hnnng~
>1,500 limited>1,000 permanent creditsNetease you devilish bastards.
Sex with Thor
>>570960482
>>570960916he's like peni where he's good vs certain matchups but you have to know when to switchmaybe a bit less good until 9.0 since cyke melts him
>>570961206learn hulk
>>570961875I try hulk but he just feels like a worse thor to me. Clumsier movement, less burst damage. The shields are nice but not nearly as useful solo tanking.
>>570947827I would die from high blood pressure if I raged every time I lost a game. I don't mind losing as long as I feel like I had a chance at winning. Also what was your username? What rank are you now?>>570948141Maria Robotnik from Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. It's a reference to Shadow's promise to her because when I installed this game I had just got done playing Sonic X Shadow Generations in 2025.>>570952063kek link?>>570952245Phoenix Diamond looks great to me.>>570954417What is that? Deliberately throwing to give the other team the win while not making it obvious because you know the other guy on the other team?>>570955617I mean a good Hulk or Venom is pleasing to watch. But it's likely because they are aggressive characters that get up and make things happen instead of waiting around and tapping left click like a poke character.>>570956353Genuinely sad to hear. Can he even write comics anymore?>>570957598>>570958313The Psylocke Gacha event proved that the probability is rigged. You have to pay for everything until you get what you want (for most people that is the skin itself) so if you get unlucky, which most people will because it is set up that way so you'll have to spend money for units, then you have to either hope you have the correct amount of units to not cash out money. If you take the risk and don't have enough units you will feel cheated and like you have to shell out money to get the actual skin and not just the cosmetics and shit. It's predatory and targeted towards people without the maximum amount of units to get everything regardless of what they get first or whether they get the skin before they run out of units if they don't have enough.
>>570960916He's useless garbage, the only thing he does is kidnap, and if you want to kidnap just play Angela/Wolverine/Groot/Spider-Man/Bucky. He does no damage, he has no sustain, he has no mobility, there's no point in playing him unless you don't care about viability, but retards will still think he's good because they walk into his mouth even/especially in OAA.
Gooning to Venom>>570961486me when I play Punisher
>>570962143He's pretty good at holding points as a brawler tank. I find him generally more useful than rogue or thing.
>>570962052It's not "rigged", every event lists the probabilities, it's like 5% chance to get it and barely increases each balloon, if you mean meant to trick retards who can't read and are stupid enough to believe it's odds are equal to balloon or retards who spend 1 or 2 balloons worth gambling for something they never wanted then yeah.
Carried an Cloak & Dagger out of her ult and killed her as Hulk. Today was a good dave.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4g5-tZuW1s
>>570960201>>570960353>>570960819Peter is so lucky he gets to BVLL for them…
>>570962331He's just not, he's too big to hide behind anything near a point and his damage/sustain is less than other tanks, even Groot has more sustain than him and does more damage without even including his walls, and his walls have always been better at blocking heals, it's just you need to do it for that purpose and most retards are busy putting walls infront of the enemy tank as if it does anything but screw your own team while Dino will get you accidental heal blocks automatically.
>>570960883For me, it's the pink/white bikini
>>570960482Psylocke?More likeLeglocke
>>570962431*BladeFTFY
>>570962818I'm pretty sure if dino is using his chomp ability on bleeding targets he puts out way more pressure than groot
>>570962971if only Cloak wasn't orange it would be my favorite too
>>570962818Groot and dino are apples and oranges, when I'm dino I actually love having a good groot cause kidnap into wall is hilariously OP.
New Emma skin is too plain and the chromas suck. One is just the default with black streaks and the brunette one sucks because brunettes look better with earthy colors. Look at Sue's brunette chromas as she once again mogs Emma.
>>570964072its free, of course its terrible!
>>570964072The point of the skin is to see her ass, not to care what she's actually wearing.
>winning the match>enemy DPS panic switches to moon knight>shits the bed even harderthis has happened at least ten times to me
The only healers I like are loki and ultron. everyone else is just a sitting duck.
>>570962271You should play more punisher
>>570964072>because brunettes look better with earthy colorsFag
>>570963450In what way, a small CC? Peni webs last like the same duration and don't make it harder for your team to hit the target, meanwhile Groot does way more damage.>>570964041Really not, everything Dino can do Groot does better, if you manage to grab someone on Dino it's because they walked into your mouth, if someone walks into Groot it's even easier to wall them off and kill. There's literally not a single advantage that Dino has over Groot, what damage taken if all hits are head shots or push resist permanent vs full CC immunity with wall up only.
>>570960482No Skins this season. Not her game, it's Cyclops
>avoid otp>look at the pic he has on the avoid list>see his pic in loading screen>bad his otp>wineasy as that
>>570965547sorry dyslexia moment, ban his otp not bad
>>570965356>In what way, a small CC?what? no, I'm not talking about the leap, I'm talking about how chain chomp. the self healing and burst damage is nice.
>>570964072>>570964136It is free? No chance, it is way too high quality to be free
Soon
>>570965356>if you manage to grab someone on Dino it's because they walked into your mouthSkill issue
>>570965906It's gacha, along with Strange. Reed is the free one.
>>570966257>gachaslopAnnoying, but I was going to buy it full price anyways
They actually gave Iron Fist an MVP
None of this week's skins are for meWill wait to spend my limited time units on best girl
>>570966657>capwolf is backI might buy it…
>>570967297Sex with cummyhole
>>570965929Sooner
>>570967297>>570967365Imagine the kimchi farts...
>>570965929>>570967519>strange OCsInto the >>>/trash/
>>570967519God I wish
the hype leading up to Emma's swimsuit was way better than the actual swimsuit
Damn. I'm probably gonna CONSOOM at least 3 of these skins.I was pretty comfy with CnD's Phoenix/Sym skin because I love the sound FX for their walls, but this one is too clean. I main Strange and Emma so unfortunately I gotta double gacha. But at least Reed is free.
white fox anthro skin when
>>570967519Hopefully not, this nigga is even lamer
>>570967297>dismiss her at launch as stupid C-list gooner bait>play her in QP on a whim>find out that she's ___fun____________
>customization for summer invis glassesooh
This will be the first 990 pass I don't buy>free Reed stuff>payed Spidernigger/Coal and Burner
>>570965867Every tank can do more damage than he does to tanks over the 2 second channel besides Hulk, it is good for sustain, that's it, but it only works at melee range and can be interrupted and then he blows up.>>570966068Wait you didn't blow him up for daring to leave cover, skill issue.
>>570968896She's also an MVP machine
>>570967329Please respect us old timers who farmed it.
>>570968968>the only skin I care about is freeLmao they're making this too easy
Tandy is a princess and fucking big black cock won't change that.
>>570966257>along with StrangeThat fucking sucks. I really wanted the new Strange skin. I take it you can't buy his skin at full price separately from Emma's, right?
>>570966657>Punisher showing me his feet emotegoty
>>570966657im gonna bust so many nuts to sue's soles
>reinstall mr>nothing new is interesting>no new skins>shitty battlepass >zzz>uninstall
>>570960883Where Tyrone's legs at?
>>570969590I don't even like any of the summer skins. Like yeah obviously hot chicks in bikinis is hot, yes bikini luna, sue, mantis, emma etc are all sexy to look at but i just don't care, i don't want run around as this character in a bikini all the time. They're too out of place in the game world. Like seeing a half naked bikini luna running around klyntar just looks stupid to me.The men skins are even worse cause i'm not gay so seeing beefy dudes in small tight speedos is actually disgusting and repulsive to me.I'm just over here saving units i guess.
>>570966657Are these usable outside of the new beach area?
>>570969387Got cap lorded this szn, I can appreciate it with the liberty it deserves
>>570970347same except i have to keep it installed in case friends wanna play.
>>570965007I've been playing him a lot more as I encounter a lot of Venoms and Hulks living in the backline unless I shotgun them in the face..
>>570970045You like seeing his feet? That's sus...
>>570970365Slowly they're rolling out his legs. They updated his model to give him a pelvis and he has legs from the knees up. So yeah he has a penis now.
>>570970416i do get bored of the swimsuits, too.always enjoy switching back to their sexo defaults
Who is /mrg/ banning this season? Since bc, dd and dino got raped, I kinda haven’t gotten a good feel for who the best bans are. Maybe groot cyclops gambit?
>>570971479iw every single game
>>570971479luna snow since beta!
>tfw will have to wait 2 hours on geoforce now again, because my country banned gambling in videogames, so in rivals you can't gamble with the baloons, you have to always buy the full price
>liking Punisher
>>570972239It's like a 1% chance to get the items for anything below full price so it doesn't make much of a difference really.
>>570970812I support Punisher dominating those two>>570970852Yes
>>570972239Just organize a rebellion and overthrow your government, nigga. Jesus....
>>570972239Bostil?
>>570971479this guy will be in banjail until eos atp
>>570972406Maloba needs to do more rivals stuff.
this game must be really exciting if you're gay, literally these skins man
>>570962971>only woman in the entire game to get a two piece is this boring ass piece of shit disgusting
>>570971479I hate mom knight
>>570972813some weirdos tried some years ago.they were like maga copycats but for brazil. too bad they're just as pathetic.who would even try to overthrow a goverment without guns?only some frustrated middle-aged adults who claim they're tough and pro-gun would.
>predicted rank>bronze 1I'm gonna kms
>>570973051Didn't notice before now that Mister Sinister is on there. Neat.
zombies/pve and 18v18ai is the most fun you'll ever have in this kusoge
>>570973595>who would even try to overthrow a goverment without guns?Liberals
>>570973308Agreed. And I need helices to do more punisher because its so good. The pec bound on that cropped video is hypnotizing
>>570973882The most famous liberal revolutions (American & French) had tons of guns
>play Fox or Rocket>bro just play IW/C&D/LunaI'm still so sick of this shitthey all need to be nerfed to unplayable
>>570974025*Modern Liberals
>>570974104mute those faggots and pick ultron
Rivals streamers are all fags and cringelords
>>570973695That's because Gambit and Sinister are intertwined
>>570973937Praying this new wave of summer skins causes a surge of new content being made, it has to..
I wish Devil Dinosaur was my pet.
>Frank gets Snu-Snu'd
why can't they design a good venom skin? every single one besides the default has a bad head or face.
>>570974187especially this faggot
>>570974025Classical liberals are quite a ways away from modern ones in just about every way
>>570971479Since Black Cat and Dino is actually somewhat balanced now, feel free to ban any of the main supports and Gambit. Rocket is also a good ban cause of how braindead easy he is and how fast he gets his ult now.Phoenix and Fag-Lord is also good.
>>570966657NastyNobody wants to see that shit>>570967519Hopefully soonEveryone wants to see this badass motherfucker
>>570974104Rocket is perfectly fine. That said, the best response to any whiny criticism from your teammates is to instalock Widow.
>>570975130>Black Cat>Balanced
>>570974187Don't you dare insult PunchKid you triple nigger
>>570975312Well tolerable anyway, if you're dying to Black Cat in 8.5 then your team giga fucking sucks.
>>570974217Not really. He helped him out once and that was about it.>>570973310I mean, yeah, just look at the thread so far lol.
>>570974319Its basically guaranteed
>>570975534Wish we had gotten this for Strange instead
>>570975434why thumbnail
>>570975534Just the waiting game..>>570975708I really like what he has but I'm sure mods will allow you to get something similar.
fuck me man, why does the venom pass have to have the cute mantis emote
>>570975351If youre talking about ThatPunchKid then I had no idea they streamed. I only remember him from like 10 years ago during the og Overwatch MLG hyper edit meme videos era.
>>570975534Good
>>570976112Big Catholic Cock!
Venom lovershttps://spicysweets.org/products/print-venom-culo
>>570976330Psylocke is gonna go crazy when she finds this!
>>570967519MY FUARKING HERO
What tank do I play the counter this comp?>Mag>Rogue>Punisher>Cyclops>Rocket >GambitNo tank was working.My comp:>Strange>Thor>Punisher>Cyclops>Gambit>CnD
>>570975460>that was about itshut the fuck up, retard! gambit will never forget the blood spilled and that's why they put that cameo in his card
>>570976330Big Catholic Ass!
>>570976984i bet your whole team was filtered by the rogue
>healpool threw my match yesterday>check his profile today>deranked>33% winrate on healpoolwhy put on the clown makeup?
>>570975130stop posting this creepy realistic luna snow
>>570977409Medpool for some reason just calls people to fire exclusively at the enemy team instead of their frontline tanks.
>>570977491stop looking at that creepy realistic luna snowor better yet, filter the pic
>>570971327I love this picture so much
>they added a new mvp for the shitty immortal chink skin>meanwhile phoenix panther/widow gets nothing!?
Anyone got that pic of IW where her clothes are turning invisible
>>570977409redditpool is only fun if you're griefing. if you actually want to play support he's just more work for less results
>>570978072>The D-tier heroes are being underservedFork found in kitchen
>>570977491
>enemy team have wolverine>tank keeps getting kidnapped>white fox instant dying to punisher/wolverine ult>ask why he hasn't just gone invis>cricketsliterally WHY DO PEOPLE NOT WANT TO PLAY COUNTERS IN THIS FUCKING GAME.
>>570978796the worst thing about this is that they still climb in comp and then only suck when they're on your team
>>570978796>telling your supports (designated retard role) to play sue (support that requires some minor degree of skill)never a good idea
>>570977409Sleeper agent, must have been recently activated.
>>570979539>iw>requires skillkek, good one
>>570979873shes one of the three supports who has to aim
>>570979873she's only easy to play if your teammates aren't retarded. i hate playing her even though i usually win with her
>>570976984Depending on the map, angela is pretty good, since you can go for>cheese pulls>denying angles>pull mag into your team on certain chokes and collapse But you can’t really solo dive here. Also you can combo ult with cyke, which would be your wincon. But honestly, it is just a lot easier matching mag, since you can bubble your punisher to deny mag rock and use your rock to deny puni ult
>>570980026Those are Mantis, Warlock, and Luna.
What is up with all the deadpool support players this season? Ive gotten this fucking retard nonstop and they're always passive aggressive (sometimes healer mains too)
>>570980240They're trash. They'll point to their healing number as proof they don't suck, but it doesn't actually contribute anything to the game.
>>570980207deadpool, invis, luna
I'm getting my gf into Marvel Rivals. What guy character would be easy to use?
>>570980684The Blade or Black Panther.
>Emma>Venom>Magik>Punisher>CnD>Invisible Woman>This team comp was destroying us>Say fuck this and go Cap>Me going Cap somehow got us to win the entire match as well as me getting MVPI've no clue how I did it.
>>570980757Because Cap is unironically the strongest tank right now.
>>570980684Jeff
>>570980684Rocket
I legit think if they add another Spider-Man to the game it'll probably be Spider-Ham as a Strategist, goofy toon powers means he's open to any kind of gimmicks and would easily be considered "different enough" not just in appearance but in terms of actual abilities, there's technically a version of Peter Parker in every role, you can put him in a lot of outfits, etc.I put more stock in him or another non-conventional Spider than them adding Miguel or Miles or Gwen just because people beg for them harder and then either just having more glorified DPS or bending them to get supports and tanks
>ANOTHER game where the healers refuse to heal people right next to them
cat
>>570981759Fat cat
>>570981748leave those egirls alone, or they'll go on their periods and bitch the whole game
>>570978554You know it’s grim when she actually looks better>>570981759>>570982335Lucky Peter breed meat
>peni>rocket>blade>venom still dive bombshowdoyouclimbinrankedwhenpeoplelikethisexist
Cat wife
I get the naked buff guy skins bc that's goals for my own body
>>570982580if i felt like using my brain i wouldn't pick eddie
>>570982580>this guy thinks dive players have any sort of intelligence to speak of They mash on keys and shit happens then cry when they don’t 1v6
>56 second estimated time>3 minute + queuewhy? NA btw
Okay, which one of you was this?
>>570982778People are just now getting off work, nigga
>>570938870>>570938941>Milesfags hands typed these postsIrony.If you reply you agree that Brad Winderbaum and Brian Michael Bendis deserve to be able to sell Miles Morales to Sacha Noam Baron Cohen who is Mephisto in MCU.
>>570982936mod link please
>>570976112That slightly peaking red bush is making me salivate, fuck
Emma lovershttps://spicysweets.org/products/sticker-medium-wide-emma-behind
>Dagger is using Cloak as a literal slave in her new emote.
>>570961486How do two men like this whole are built like whales even have sex?
>>570985591They use the XXXL BBC double-end dildo and ram their asses on each end together.
>>570985591Passionately
>>570985591They use their whale-like bodies to generate massive kinetic energy which they use to thrust their penis into the other.
viejo delicioso
>>570983320Not a Milesfag and I actually hate him so I agree with that. Retard. Take your meds.
>play jeff>sit in the backline>matches are 50/50 anyway>get 11 finals from spamming the wave of heals>-15is this the secret to climbing?
You heard him Mephisto. Go claim the fag. >>570986093
>>570979539She might've in the past but not anymore.
>avoid 3 0 final hit players>50 second queue>going on 4 minutes>cancel>wait lol this game is adorableOH NO HE REMOVED THE EOMM TRASH FROM THE LOBBY! QUICKLY! MAKE A NEW LOBBY
>>570980412Sure, what about we point to your final hits or damage dealt instead?That can prove that you're completely useless.Oh wait, no, you're gonna blame the healpool again.
>>570986129Yes. There's a reason the top 10 was support players.
>>570986168 (me) meant for >>570983320
>>570985591You'll have to search up some videos on the subject matter
>botfag gives a vote to Mephisto who wants to claim MilesInteresting.
Bladejeet's not gonna like this...
>>570985835Cyclops is straight? He literally has a wife and is a father, why the fuck do people make him engaging in gay sex when there's actual canonically gay characters in the game already like Starlord. Leave straight characters alone.
>>570985591Simple, you just replace one of them with Rocket.
>>570987376It's almost like it's not actually about representation but taking things away from people
>>570987618Who took your brain cells away from you?
Guang Guang has blessed me
>>570987376>>570987618You are thinking too hard about porn
>>570987376>Mutie>Straight
>>570987741They're not thinking period.
>>570987689Uh oh, Rocketfag melty
>>570987618>>570987376>>570987837>is that a drawing someone made? how can I make this sound like an attack on me?
>>570987837I want no part of your latest autism fest.
can you stop posting gays for 3 seconds
gays
Why did this place suddenly get gay?
>>570987741>>570987873It's just really annoying when people make some of the straightest characters in the entirety of the Marvel universe and put them through a humiliation ritual by drawing them having gay sex. What's the fucking point of begging for canonically gay characters for you people just to ignore them and demand straight characters like cock too? It's tiring.
>/mrg/ spamming gays>/owg/ spamming lesbiansglad to see hero shooter communities embracing pride like this
>>570988176and deadlocks got the furry fetishes covered
nobody wants to see gayness. its wrong
Enough gay shitPost cute Rivals Girls
>>570988158Does it hurt being this autistic
>>570988125>Why did my capeshit video game about big muscular men in swimwear go gay?
>>570988125>suddenly It was always gay, chuds can weep and cope all day, majority of people simply don't care about gayness or queer representation.
>>570988335Tomorrow we get Emma so I literally do not care
>>570988335>It's really annoying when you make some of the cleanest characters in the entire of Marvel and put them through a humiliation ritual by drawing them in bikinis
>>570988335Working on Champion Fox. Will this be gacha?
>>570988158I am not a homo, but complaining about porn being noncanon is retarded, people will just make up whatever scenarios they find hot regardless of canon.On the other side you have tracer, canonically gay, with millions of pics of her getting piped, and susan, canonically a loving wife to reed, with thousands of pics of her getting fucked by other random men. It's about jerking off, that's all.
>>570988335Kimchi farts...
>>570988501No only the Emma and Strange skins are
emmas ass
>>570988273>>570988158>>570988045t. the same person spamming feet
>>570988273truth. turd munchers can cope but most people show the same response to it as as seeing maggots.
>>570988335Unfortunately the marvel men in their tight little sexy swimsuits are mogging the fuck out of the female skins right now.Once the skins are out everyone will be creaming and squirting to these skins all month long. Especially once that dude who gave Cyclops jiggle physics gets a hold of them.
>>570986524Cope harder, retard. You aren't healing anyone other than yourself. Your heal values are pointless.
>>570988685You guys are really thin skinned and constantly whining so I can fully believe that.
>>570987376Because he backs that tight ass up on Wolverine’s sausage
>>570988724We are fine with gay posters here. You should go back to /v/.
Fox cookie
femloki makes the trans community suicidal.
>white fox ults>instantly deletedlold
>>570988831Other way around.
>>570988528I understand Sue getting railed by men because Reed is too busy to pay attention to her. It makes sense and doesn't require reality bending to seem possible but Cyclops getting railed by men makes absolutely no fucking sense. He would never fucking do that to Jean no matter what mentally ill weirdos say.I'm just asking for porn to make a bit of fucking sense, is that too much to ask for? You can't just take Marvels straightest character and make him into a cum dump it's fucking retarded.
disgusting gays
>>570988864This. It's the jeet posters constantly posting catbox porn and LARPing about "The Blade" are the ones that need to go.
beautiful gays
>>570989165The more noncanon the porn is, the hotter it is.
>>570989102Nope had it right the first time
>>570989361There's nothing hot about making cyclops fuck men it's just retarded and lazy.
>>570989705 Cyclops is fucking boring to begin with, literally who cares
>>570989165Anon I genuinely thing you might be autistic.
i may be rarted i can't figure out how to anim cancel on cap. i feel like i hit like a wet noodle
>>570987618>>570988685Truth>>570989165>.I understand SueThen you can understand Cyclops too because both him and Jean have actually been with multiple other people canonically as opposed to Sue which is 99 percent brown porn addict wishful thinking. I don’t even like fag shit but you’re drawing a very arbitrary line and it sounds like you just don’t like the idea of a character you like choking on hamsters, which is fine, but then just say that.
>>570989883I dont think that was ever under debate
>>570988158Eat an orange if images on an imageboard are tiring you out you need some energy
>>570988742
>>570990027>Then you can understand Cyclops too because both him and Jean have actually been with multiple other people canonicallyHow many of those people he's been with had a dick?Exactly, nice try. You actually thought you had a point there.
Guys your porn better make sense or I will write a strongly worded letter
>>570990152Man I wish I had an orange right now
i need to suck on sue's toes
>>570991021Disgusting and unrealistic, Sue would never allow this
>>570990273Are you trying to say I need self-awareness to notice that youre extremely sensitive to dumb shit?
>>570991021This but Psylocke
>>570991191This but her nipples
The reason why everyone hates dive is because it's meleeslop, not because it's diveNo one complains about Star Lord or Psylocke, but everyone complains about DaredevilWhy? Because Star Lord and Psylocke require both mechanical skills and game sense, Daredevil only requires the latter.It also means that an aimlet can't run a lobby just because they're playing a no aim character, making the game more fair and balanced to all players of all ranks
>>570991184oh man. you’re a dense one alright.
>>570991630Im sorry that you did not convey your weird complex more coherently.
I don't think Cyclops will get nerfed. He's not an auto-win. Supports are not complaining about him. Compared to Elsa and Black Cat he seems balanced
Why do I keep seeing art where people ship Cyclops and Daredevil? I don't read comics am I missing something?
>>570991694im sorry your parents decided against aborting you. can only imagine how much they regret that decision now.
how long have you been autistic?
>>570992072the voice actors linked up
>>570990289>I can be ok with something that’s never happened for this other character but with this other character?!?!? Hell no!!!!Ok buddy.
>>570992316Im not your bathroom mirror kid.
>>570992072https://x.com/AleksLeVO/status/2066260914324799553
>Spider-Man gets a bunch of extra health while using his instant-deploy high-damage ultimate that most characters can’t react to or stop>Scarlet Witch barely gets anything while using her ultimate that takes a year to go off and can be stopped a half dozen different ways at leastDefend this.
>>570992505>no youyou’re done. pack it up raped retard.
>>570992696>obvious projection
they should add armor from overwatch for the tanks and maybe ironman, since he's wearing a metal suitor maybe make a passive if there is only one tank, they take less damage or something
uh oh autism
>>570992774>>570992696
>>570992851No shit, where do you think we are?
>>570992904>>570992774
meltdown
Smells like the Penifag is shitting himself again.
>>570992523Why would Cyclops VA say that? No wonder everyone thinks Cyclops is gay.
>Mute everyone>Never get off Cyclops
>>570988176People accept gay stuff if its hot, woke won.
>Female player>worst heals>off angle positioning>5 minutes for one defensive ultwtf of course you're getting picked on by hte whole team you stupid fuckyou suck
misogyny..
*basedgny
>>570993376Evidently untrue
>>570993376Matt in his summer skin with his cute ginger bush turned me gay
I don't like faggots tbqhwy
>>570993930Thats step 1 of becoming a proud trans lesbian.
that emma skin has, as the kids say, a gyatt
>>570993983>proud trans lesbianThey unironically draw some of the best gay porn out there
>>570994049Name 3.
why is this general so obsessed with cucking
>>570994163high brown population
>>570993930Same, extremely annoying people. It should be legal to kill faggots so we didn't have to sneak around so much.
>>570994163marvel game
>>570994371Who the fuck bullied you so much that you have to hide
>>570994163cuck is one of the small handful of words that they know. thats all it ever is.
>>570994437His parents.
>>570994163
>>570994437You just know he has the Cyclops jiggle physics mod installed.
>>570994525Installing a mod requires some level of intelligence
>>570994525Post mod so I can avoid it
What are the odds that some DC characters like Batman make it into this game as a collab?
is it a discord? the faggots come and go in waves, the thread will be fine for a week and then fagged for a week
>>570994191Instantly triggered one of them into deflecting and proved your point right nice work
WHEN'S UPDATE?!
>>570994937have you thought about the possibility that you might be the cause of all this
>>570994937They fagpost in other places too, sometimes they catch bans for it, including here
>>570994964We can't talk about the game right now, a discord needs epic screenshots
>>570994937You just do this every single time someone posts a male. Every time.
Would you rather get pounced on by White Fox or get crushed between Emma's thighs?
>>570995069white foxEmma is mommy slop designed for "safe horny" retards. Refer to the attached image.
>>570995008I never considered that I might have turned a jeet gay, no.
>>570995012Are you that guy who keeps saying I got banned for no reason and then when I ask you wtf youre talking about and why you think that you just never respond?
>>570994937We've always been here but the addition of Cyclops last week and now the summer skins this week everyone is extra horny today
>>570995198are you the guy that got banned and is still mad about it?
>>570995063because it's gay and gross
>>570995241Here we go again. Why do you think I ever got banned?
>>570995198No, that's poopdickschizo. Don't reply to him or he'll get mad I called him out.
>>570995198>>570995241Are you the guys I hooked up with last night who were each sucking on my nuts?
>>570995313here we go again. calm down, breathe, and don't do this.
>>570995274You can blog about it elsewhere
Every time I come to this thread, the Rocketfag is in an argument or flame war with someone.
>>570995348I cant keep track of all these schizos. >>570995367Hey you actually responded this time. I mean you didnt answer still, but thats new.
>>570995063I don't, you probably just compress all the negative reactions to you being a monkey pox faggot into one imaginary nemesis figure. Nobody likes faggots, they're annoying and stink like shit.
>>570995450he's an attention-seeking weirdo with no friends. this is how he gets attention.
>>570995521You do.
>>570995192if so, why do you have gay porn saved on your drive anon?
>>570995198… No? You have your targets mixed up
>>570995541>he's an attention-seeking weirdo with no friendsThat's literally everyone here...
>>570995564Okay, then what are you talking about?
>>570995450He’s hyper argumentative and very sensitive. Also a big stickler on getting the last word so he just annoys everyone until they get tired.
>>570995464the guy you're talking to is pissbuttanon he's always complaining when I spam off topic faggot porn do NOT reply or you have autism
>>570995541You keep saying this every time you give attention.
>>570995612I’m talking about what my post talks about. That the anons that post gay porn get banned from time to time.
>>570995743And you think this because...?
>>570995162Interesting, I didn't know this was a stereotype.I also choose White Fox UwU
>>570995580No it isnt. I could have all the attention I wanted if people here knew I was a hot girl, but I keep it to myself. Plenty anons here are content to just be anons. And we're all burdened with you niggers.
>>570995660Cant you just get tired from post 0 and not post
>>570995776Because their posts get deleted and they disappear for days at a time and they only talk about getting vacations?
>>570995859Where, nigger. Where?
>>570995660>He’s hyper argumentative and very sensitive. Also a big stickler on getting the last word so he just annoys everyone until they get tired.I've never understood this behaviour on this site. So many people just keep "arguments" going forever because they HAVE to get the last word in.
>>570995859They want you to let the faggoting go unremarked and unchallenged because being talked about negatively gives them social anxiety. Everything they say is on that angle.
>>570995918Just autism. Plain and simple. He’s attempting to do it again of course.
>>570995962Did you quote the wrong post or something?
>>570995828You sound fat but okay.
>>570995908In the archives. What do you mean where? Just look up what I told you.
>>570996004Link it.
>>570995985Stop talking to yourself.And no I dont want to see your shitty photoshopped removed (You) screencap.
>>570995383ok faggot
>>570995918Low IQ people struggle to understand the value of being correct, so your confusion isn't much of a surprise.
>>570996137(You)
>>570996050Nah. Do it yourself if you care so much. I’m not so vested in this topic that I care if you believe me or not.
>win a few games>stop playing to go eat a sandwich>watch a show>enjoy it for 20 minutes>come back>3 blowout matches in a rowdoes anyone else feel like this is intentional? I genuinely feel like theres a connection between you taking a break and the game doing everything in its power to insure that you're punished for afkig
>>570996202I can't link something that doesnt exist.
>>570995985>>570995918damn you weren’t kidding you got him fuming lol
>>570996193Nothing to say, but again with the last word. You really are autistic.
>>570996345last word
>>570996345Why isnt this the last word?
I'm not reading all this shitPost swimsuits
I am, I enjoy the seethe.
One time I said two and two was five, and some autist said it was four actually. I replied and then, you'll never believe this, he replied. What an argumentative autistic autist with autism. I think he had autism or something, or was autistic.
>>570996425
>>570996345The irony of this post
>>570996403>>570996553this nigga so heated he replied
>>570996621You missed one.
>he’s still mad about itguess we know it was true
>>570996659uh oh meltie
>>570996530You know she does cuck tease content right?
>>570996707I was gonna say he left but no he popped up in >>570996739 again.
Autists are easy to ragebait on this site because you can set them off for *hours* by simply replying to their last response. It doesn't even need to be a refutation of their argument; it doesn't even need to be related at all to what the original argument was about. You can reply to their post with an image of a cute cat and it'll make them nerd rage because it means you "got the last word in" and not them. So they will reply to you with some sort of "gotcha" after hitting F5 for 5 minutes straight waiting for you to reply to them.Repeat ad nauseum for hours and you've got an autist's blood boiling.
Im getting the slight impression that someone is upset that they didnt get the last word in at some point.
>>570996982yeah you lol
Sometimes they get really mad and write novels about getting the last word so they can have the last word while not-crying about the last word lmaowatch for the "see!?" to get the last word
>>570996885you really set them off with this by reminding them of all the times they didn't get the last word in
Just the smallest of hunches.
When people reply to my reply I know they mad because they replied but I already did that nigga stop copying me
>>570994163Comics ain't comics without cucking.
>>570996885Biggest trvke ever written and the fact that you got the Rocketfag immediately responding to it is so fucking funny
A sneaking suspicion, if you will.
cucking autistic cucks with autism who think they're cucking autists because their mom cucked to tylenol and gave them autism but actually they're cucked by autistic cucks who autistically cuck
>>570996425I understand that reference.
>>570997389I'm replying to call you a cuck, but if you reply to me you have autism. I have the last word unless you're autistically going to reply to me then that's autism, cuck
>lose two games>super easy match, probably bots>they go triple healer with lords>it's not botsDidn't die once somehow. Nice to know I'm not completely hopeless at the game when put against sufficiently terrible people.
why the fuck is scarlet witch so strong against cyclops I didn't know they had autism in china more like cuckna
>>570997680what the fuck are you doing anon?
cyclops is such a fucking faggot fraud character
>>570997341But the only response to it is the same person?
>>570997719don't reply to me trying to get the last word autist
*makes instigating post**samefags post agreeing**obsesses over thing that totally isn’t true*
>>570997742uh oh meltie
>>570987618Trvth nvke
You done? Ok.Anyway sex with Rocket
*has autism**gets cucked**is autistic**cucks cucking cucked cuckers*
rocketfag felt called out by that post
>>570995450Its actually someone upset about Cyclops this time.
>>570998036Avtism nvke, yield: 250 cuckatons
>>570998141Hm?
>>570987741Actually it's the opposite. Being horny clouds your judgement so porn is often used to sneak propaganda past the 'filter' of your conscious perception. You should think about what you put in your mind.
>>570998150if you aren't upset about cucklops you have autism most low skill high cuck character in marvel rivals he just autistically spams his cuck beam all over and cucks autists across the map it's like hanzo with autism
Are they EVER gonna fix Cap's gay ass "Avengers, Assemble!" Emote?It'd be tuff if it didn't sound like he had a dildo up his ass.
>>570998318k
>>570910983The punchline to "your bra strap is showing" is the woman lifting up her shirt to go "where?" because she is stupid. The art trend drops this to be applicable to more gooner characters who don't quite fit into the clueless role that would make the joke work in the first place.
>>570998308your mom should have thought about putting autism into her baby's mind, now he's a cuck
>>570978072They should go back and give mvps to the F4 movie bundle first.
>>570998405you are literally autistic lmao trying to get the last word replying to people who reply to you but now I'm replying so guess your last word obsession just got cucked
Luna, Thor, Thing, Johnny, and Mantis were in the Summer event passes last year, who is getting it this year?Also Thing getting two summer skins compared to others was wild
>>570998553waste of time nobody plays the autism4 except for cucks chinks want to make money
>>570998571k
>>570998426I thought it was just them going “so? Want more?”
>>570998603watch the trailer autist
>>570998716lmao this cuck is OBSESSED with getting the last word literally literal autism
>>570998308
>>570998718>doesn't get the jokeyou have autism
Odin's BEAUTIFUL daughter!
>>570995162>The subtext of violence that is ever present in male sexuality
>be me>playing marvel rivals>autistic supports>no heals>other team cucks us>autistic supports say gg so they can have the last wordUnironically this shit happens to me literally every game I'm not even being ironic you get three games of this shit and then literally unironically objectively you get a bot match like a cuck and then after you autistically beat the bots with ZERO irony you go back to the autistic supports cucking the team again, chinks literally fix your game
>>570999360yes, men like to be dominant in bed with women. more news at 11.
>>570999316she cucks you with the Blade because you have autism lmao
>>570999456I wonder if more men would be submissive if dominant women actually existed.
>>570999360looks like a gypsy emma frost but niggas are so autistic they'd still get cucked
emma's a rich bitch why is she driving her own boat
Does this count as spam
>>570999553>ift. autistic virgin
>>570996530>>570996810She doesn't do anything she's a nonexistent AIslop bimbo
>>570999707uh oh meltie
>>570999848Her name is Shirogane_sama, she does cuck content.
>>570999982>she does cuck content.does she? i've never seen that from her
>>570999848she doesn't do anything with (You) lmao little autistic niggas getting objectively cucked lmao unironic autism lmao another man objectively had the last word on her vagina lmao
>>571000019Check discussion on her not content and you'll see more explanation, happened around the time she was doing collabs.
>>570999535>she cucks you with the Blade because you have autism lmao
>>570999982>autismo sama how could you cuck me like this objectively you were the one
why dolunadeadpoolwhite foxplayers have such massive egos in this game?legit they could die over, and over, and over to the same thing and they will never take a shred of responsibility for the loss. Adam Warlock? He's just throwing, but those 3 are the best example of always awful people playing them.
>>571000152uh oh angry autistic cuck is going to unironically post his jeetjaks now watch this autist reply to me autistically trying to get the last word pure autism
>>571000351they're playing the most mechanically difficult and impactful role in the game unironically...and then here comes your autistic ass to cuck them out of a win with your dps insta lock tism having ahh. They cuck you in team chat so you come here to autistically rage about it looking for support. Sorry not your personal army cuck. Objectively.
filters are doing heavy work in this thread
>>571000706if only modern medicine could have filtered the tism from your brain lmao now you're a dps
Don't tell me this is one of those "Goes live at 4 in the morning" patches and not a "Live in the afternoon before the start date" patches.
>>571000946what difference does it make, you have an appointment to sit in a corner chair that you need to make?
> be me > queue marvel rivals > both dps instalock and feed instantly > zero peels, zero positioning, just running it down like it’s cod > spam “heal” in chat while dying to 3 people > ngl these dps mains are all autistic as fuck, change my mind> literal spectrum warriors who only know how to hold left click and scream about supportsthey don't even switch, these auties are literally cucking the queues
Legit crashed on the Wakanda map like 3 times nowits always when it starts in spawnI swear to fucking god this fucking game LOOKS LIKE SHITIT LOOKS LIKE OVERWATCH BUT WORSEAND SOMEHOW IT MANAGES TO RUN WORSELOOK WORSEAND CRASH MOREHOW DOES THAT HAPPEN
>>571001461you're not the first here to get cucked by wakanda if you know what I mean lmao
>>570999779they're a myth, anon. They don't exist.most women are starfishes
>>570997784>>570997579>>570997389>>570997041Different anon but I'm stealing the last word from all of you. Anyone who responds to me proves they're autistic because they need to get the last word but if you don't respond I'll have the last word and I'm not even autistic. Checkmate.
>571001645uh oh meltie
>>571001645stop stealing from the rocketfag's playbook
>>570999071>>570998452Hey if you guys want to have your minds controlled by SFM making patreon bums and lolicons from bluesky then go ahead it's not my problem.
>>571002104no your problem is you objectively have autism
Who's your favorite Rivals lolcow?
do you avoid playing your favorite character because you cant stand their playstyle?
Is tanking at an all time low?
>>571002361yes. i dont play venom because he is to team reliant and i can't hit his M1 for shit. it really bums me out.
>>571002296probably the autismo, or the cuck
>>570999982The 40 year old Indian man who AI generates her does cuck content by typing broken English ntr scenarios into midjourney.
>>570996885>>570995918>>570995660you mindbroke him
>>571001980cope
>>571002361imagine being such an autist that you let chinks cuck you out of your favorite character because they unironically can't balance lmao couldn't be me
>>571002413Yes and it's generally agreed to be to be the fault of everyone else for not knowing how to play with a Vanguard.
>>570999779Women are only dominant when paid to be dominant.
>>571002512Who?
>>571002361Matt is my favorite character in comics, but holy fuck i hate his playstyle and the chinese magic shit
>>571002624the autist formerly known as cuck
>>571002578you don't even need a vanguard if you don't have role autism
>>571002921Get off /vg/, Zhiyong
>play against spiderman>support literally rage quits the match>get a spiderman>13/10
>>571002753That could be anyone.
>>571001980I knew you would respond. Now I've added you to the autism list.
>>571003052unironically it could objectively be everyone
>>571002413Every time a new duelist is released
>>571002578What blows my mind is tanks actively make DPS's lives easier. However DPS refuse to work with a vanguard, either targeting the same enemies or learning positioning behind themI just say fuck it and play Thor/Peni/Rogue/Emma these days, not expecting 2nd tank
>>571002104
>>571002230Yet you responded, proving you have autism. >>571002296Me.
>>571003004uh oh meltie
>>571002296>Who's your favorite Rivals lolcow?the guy who spergs out over DC being added to this game
>>571002567i just wish strange wasnt a tank, they took the most boring route for him
>571003303autistic nigga has learned projection lmao keep chasing that last word autie
>>571003365your wife's black son wishes she'd just marry the blade instead of using him to cuck that weird autist she uses for the mortgage we don't always get what we wish for spiderman
This general is so ass
if this general were ahh you'd be watching from the corner while a train of black men fucked it
>>571003352No kino allowed guy?
They're just friends. Nothing more.
>>571003767now gen them having sex
>>571000649>most mechanically difficult and impactful roleKek>>571003767>ai slopOf course a faggot like you is also an indian
>>571003752No? That guy is cool he probably means the no crossovers guy
>>571002413It always is
Black Cat completely unviable now. Even pre nerf her base kit wasn't that bad, people were just abusing the shop items like the flame orb wallhack. Before you had to waste so much time to gain coin, and now its even worse. Lets say you snag 300 coin with yoink, you're immediately forced to spend it on the invisible helm now to get close to the enemy backline. Then when engaging you have to be so on top of the enemy to farm back coin, spam the whip/pounce as soon as its earned, then use your only dash for escape. That's assuming the healers aren't pattycaking, kill you, or the enemy team doesn't gang up on you on dive. You're not built for peeling with teammates either for frontline encounters, so what's the point?The only "Right" way to play cat at this time is just standing around yoinking coin until you're about capped, then hoping engagement goes your way on a dive run. But that's worthess given how much time you waste. Time is more important in matches than kills
>>571003752>literally replyinglmao unironic autism unironically this time
>its game number 30,000 where Im holding a shield at the front line and some Magik is harrassing my backline and Im expecting to run all the way back and peel
>>571003898didn't read this general isn't your autistic blog
>>571003898>you're immediately forced to spend it on the invisible helm now to get close to the enemy backlineYou're wrong here. Her invis item is bait. You really don't need it. Stop wasting gold on that and you'll be more active/useful. But yeah, she's F-tier now.
>>571003898even her pre nerf base kit wasn't that badcome the fuck on dude
>>571003961don't forget while you're solo tanking>>571003860at this point everything's just flooded with slop.
>>571003879Explain this anon's behavior then >>571003928
>>571003961damn maybe on game 30,001 you'll start playing your role instead of cucking your team and autistically posting on 4channel about it
>>571004135Whats to explain? You act like you have autism.
>>571003860Here's some authentically drawn artwork of Sue's butt.
>>571004061Well it has uses but I guess you prefer just flanking and using the high ground I assume?>>571004075You can elaborate. I mentioned the shop being the problem. What, you're going to bitch about the pounce? It has a cooldown and costs coin. It's not broken, but an argument could be made regarding resources to use it
>>571004061didn't ask
>>571004369>Well it has uses but I guess you prefer just flanking and using the high ground I assume?Yeah I never really use her invis item. I go around flank paths and/or drop from high ground onto them.
>>571004364saar look at the shitting orifice saar so redeemed saar
>>571004371>Pretending to be me because I didn't give him attention the first timeGo back to posting DC shit>>571004469Given the number of seconds it has I can see your point. Probably is just better to bunnyhop into a higher position. But would you wager I'm right about the other stuff?
>>571004496Do not redeem.
>>571004369Try playing the game. It's broken and has been and the only people who don't realize it are bronze shitters who need the crutch. Objectively the most broken character.
>>571004553>But would you wager I'm right about the other stuff?Yeah I agree she's F-tier garbage now because you have to spend a ridiculous amount of time just getting gold first before you can engage. At that point, you're better off playing BP or some other dive that is more active and readily available.
>571004553>it's himlmaoHow bad will you cry when Batman is added as a guest character?
>>571003898Having only 1 dash to me is the biggest shot to the knee, I would be fine with all the other nerfs but gambling on whether to dash in or out sucks
>>571004728>gambling on whether to dash in or out suckshaving to actually make a decision instead of just spamming abilities? oh, woe is you.......
>>571004656> you're better off playing BP And other tales from plastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsqL6W64CyMWhy won't the developers fix the gooner problem?
>>571004836Theyre too autistic and wont die.
>>571004836
>>571004829Didn't realize you were retarded, nevermind
>>571004614Are you actually going to form an argument and break down how the pounce is broken, or just cry for attention?>>571004829It's her main form of mobility. Your point only has merit for her shop. By making it one dash, you are limited to only catching a fleeing foe or escape. Use of one makes you severely vulnerable either way
>>571004939Meant for >>571004906
this general is so hostile and aggressive compared to other generals
>>571005001It's no skill slop for aimlets that is designed to make the character viable in bronze. Not that it's a surprise to you, you just need to defend your sacred waifu.
>>571005094Have you seen or heard the average Rivals player?It adds up.
>>571005094That's because the autist is crashing out the minute someone actually had a real talking point that wasn't gooning or bitching >>571005124So that's a no? Figured
>>571005094This is sort of hypnotic...
>>571005094shooter autists, sweat lords, cuck gooners, playstation blacks, zoomers, trannies, and redditors all under one roof
>kill spiderman>Type : L>watch him hardfocus me instead of my supports nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc
>>571005189> someone actually had a real talking pointAfter you've been spamming your meltdown for two hours, that's rich. Concession accepted though.
>>571005198Stare and stroke
>>571005325You're supposed to use your turrets dumbass.
>>571005368>After you've been spamming your meltdown for two hoursWhat are you talking about?
>>571005094How old is Peni?
>>571005492>immediately calls everyone 'the autist' when losing an argument Yes I wonder who you could be, you're just too clever anon. Kill yourself.
>>571005168>Have you seen or heard the average Rivals player?>It adds up.Rich considering that /mrg/ doesn't even want to play with each other.
>>571005476That's stupid. Namor's worst ability is his dogshit squids that scare bad players away.What really makes him good is his ability to 3/5 your health with one headshot and possibly follow it up with a right click trident and one shot. Although he's just a dogshit character now. I legit think you're better off going trip tank into dive than actually playing namor for peeling.
>>571005683uh oh meltie
>>571005683Not everyone, just one person. Second, so you're not the guy who's been posting footfag shit and other nonsense? BTW this guy >>571005810 isn't me
>>571005757you played spidermans counter and lost to a spiderman bro
>>571005569
>>571005961Looks very official...
>>571004829Every other backline dive gets a free escape tool so yes woe is her, no other character has been gutted like she was
>it's the guy whining about feetThat tracks. Kill yourself.
I really hope they add a character that lets you kidnap your own teammates like Lifeweaver.Imagine the hilarity if you accidentally or deliberately grab the wrong person.
>>571006061So you were the guy spamming the threads?
>>571005924>lost???????????????
>>571006072That's Jeff dumbass
>>571006061Thats most of the thread.
>>571006072Make him a shark with legs and you've got yourself the best character Reddit could ask for.
>>571006072This is exactly how Strategist Quicksilver should play. You know how White Fox can teleport to an ally and create a healing ring? Same targeting, but requiring a clear line of sight, and Quicksilver can "Kidnap" an ally to bring them back to his point of origin
I love sue so much
>>571006242So does the Blade
>>571005094I'd believe you if I didn't have 3 other general tabs open and each one genuinely has people fighting each other via never directly replying and being vague babies just like here.
>>571006072nightcrawler soon...lockjaw someday
No (You) for trash. Kill yourself.
>>571004906I can sense that someone drew this because they were losing an argument.
>>571006553Winning arguments don't sell western games.
>>571006492So either you're really bad at identifying anons, or just committing to the bit for the sake of attention. Notice how we suddenly stopped talking about the balancing because of your own doing.
>average emma player is already borderline useless>emma coomer skin drops in a few hoursgrim
>>571006326>So does the Blade
>weYeah, I bet. Don't forget to kill yourself soon, I hear hell needs another retarded faggot.
>>571006781The issue is that Emma's primary is best suited farming meter against opposing tanks. Since tanks are at an all time low, she needs good aim to hit smaller targets. But the other problem is poke, which trumps her limited range. Sure she can use her shield to help shield the gap but it's not ideal>>571006861Are you done?
Please tell me the Emma skin isn't tied to the balloon gacha that will force you to spend even more than you should because you will never get lucky and pop early...
>>571007041Emma and Strange are balloons. However spending on balloons on one will discount the other by 50 percent. But more importantly, why is it even a problem? The cost to pop all balloons equals in value as if it were just sold at the shop.
>>571006857The irony is that your average white woman would probably prefer the bronze man with a high salary to the fat lumps here. But so many of them are a onlyfans who would have them?
I don't know, are you? I notice the spam stopped as soon as I called you out and you got tied up defending your waifu. Hopefully you're done, and maybe soon you'll be done with life.
>>571007302What spam? That wasn't me, retard. Case in point, you suck at identifying anons. It likely stopped because you swapped to this bit. I actually talk about the game, you keep derailing the thread
Taking a wild shot here, does anyone happen to have the Magik Infernal Idol reshape alt version mod by JellyBX? I accidentally deleted it, and the nexusmods page shows that it went under moderation yesterday.
>>571006553I can sense that you wrote this post because you lost an argument to that image.
>>571007618Like what
>>571007618kek bodied that freak
Exact same posting style, but wasn't you. Right, whatever. See you in thirty minutes when you sperg out again like you do every other day because janny won't do his job.
>>571007168>onlyfansThere it is. The telltale sign of the jeet.
>>571007131Same value as normal price? maybe it was just the Psylocke festival skin that seemed to overprice the balloon value then
>>571007516https://ko-fi.com/s/a509c3686cLooks like it's $7
>>571008026NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK YOURE TALKING ABOUT WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING POSTS LIKE THIS
>>571006681>90% Western 10% notOk
>>571008026>Exact same posting styleReally not but whatever. You're the only one throwing a fit
>>571008179He's the spammer who's been sperging/derailing, only now he's trying to play it cool and point the finger at someone else. And why? Because someone actually started talking about Black Cat balancing instead of gooning or bitching.
>>571008179The spammer took a break from a two hour meltdown to defend his waifu because he's in bronze and doesn't know how pounce works. I called him out on his bullshit and now he's trashing the thread again because janny refuses to ban him.
>>571008437>>571008618I actually just skimmed over the argument but youre probably both autistic for one reason or another. Kiss and make up.
He can't help himself. People like this should be isolated from civilization.
>>571008179ngl I haven't been paying much attention and I just assumed someone was still bitching about me.
>>571008437>>571008618It's settled. Try changing your writing up a bit next time.
mostly looking to have fun. a few q's if i may:psylocke and magik are part of my waifu harem. how are they?who (else) should i check out?i noticed some characters fight with melee (m1), but also have a melee attack (v) is there a difference?what heroes are just legitimately too hard/not worth the effort to learn?
I am 37 years old and am convinced this age is too old with detoriated reflexes to be good at this game.
Nuke this fucking thread and slit the rocketfag's throat
>>571009354Ok so I wasnt totally wrong
>>571005961Kek I’ll always love this>>571006432Hopefully never
>>571009406last word
>>571009352just play punisher
>>571008035>>571006857holy fuck you clocked his subhuman ass with effortless ease it really is a street shitter kek
>>571008697You're probably right. I entertained him to see if he would meltdown, but in the long run probably just detrimental to the thread. Now he's just using AI for some reason >>571009196
>>571009196Crying to chatgpt means you've lost the argument by default, even if the other guy is an autistic raccoon fucker obsessed with getting the last word.
>>571009447
>>571009341Magik is in a really good spot. Cyclops is the newest character and so you're guaranteed to see him in every game for a while. She counters him very well, so this is a turkey shoot season for her. Good damage, good mobility, low skill. Melee Scarlet Witch in a lot of ways.Psylocke can be really strong, but she needs a lot more skill. She's the genji of Marvel Rivals. Not very good escapes with all the spam now, but can still be effective.
>>571008257You didn’t have to curbstomp him like that
>>571007516He moved to ayaka mods
>>571009587I dont care about Black Cat, I legitimately have no stake in whatever it is youre crying about this time.
Last thread people were saying that cyclops makes it so magik is unplayable
>>571008257>decades old IPsWhy bother making games then?
>>571009354>>571008026It’s crazy how trolls can just wholesale spam the place and be left alone for hours if not for good
>>571009352It really is. You should play something more relaxed in the meanwhile.
even i playodd i quit for the night
>>571009682See >>571009881
>>571010001Was that the issue?
>>571009768People here all pretend to be top 500 but hardly even know the game. A mediocre Magik will stomp the best Cyclops nine times in ten. The only thing that might save him is being closer to his supports than you are to his.
>>571010023Yes. There is SKG initiative after all. Games would have no reason to expire anymore.
>>571010136ok?
>>571009939He took a few minutes to gather his composure when I actually had his posting style analyzed, and the best he could bounce back with was projection. I'm convinced traffic is so bad they've been told not to ban people now. But even if they did he'd just come back and do it again a few minutes later. All we can do is wait for the suicide.
>>571009354Its been over a year, its time to grow up already.
Legit schizo behavior in this thread.
who the hell is rocketfag? whatever happened to carolfag?
>>571010716I love Rocket and I live rentfree in somebodys head.He's been relatively quiet recently, especially compared to the earliest threads, but I guess somebody peed in his Cheerios today or something.
And I'm adding 'rocket' to the filter. The character is never involved in real game discussion anyway beyond people saying it's a braindead hero.
>>571010909Thats fair.
>>571010818>hypno apps you
>>571010948I'm also gonna filter every image you post from now on because I don't really like how you're always being an instigative faggot in these threads.
>>571010818must be one of the aids faggots, they came back today too
>>571011053Found him.
Am I supposed to be meleeing a bunch on Strange? I feel like I see Strange players using the whip more then anything else
>>571011072Whats funny is it wasnt even about R*ocket in the first place. He just said something retarded about how Cyclops isnt allowed to have gay porn and I gave my 2 cents about how stupid that is and it set him off for the rest of the read.
>>571011097Wrong. But keep posting images so I can add them to the filter. Thanks.
>>571011124Are you not doing the animation cancel?
>>571011214Wrong about what?
>>571011310Thanks, give me another one so I can report you for spam too.
>rocketfag being an instigative faggot as usualproving the point
>>571011442Wasnt the point supposed to be that you never interact with me again?
>>571011228I finally started playing him since I'm just not big on shield tanks. I didn't realize you could animation cancel on him, I just think Strange is cool and I wanted to actually learn him since I like the movies
Do you use character specific titles/avatars/nameplates in game? I generally don't as I like to keep my profile as anonymous as possible
>target ban a magik who target banned me first because I folded him at some point>2/7fuckingniggerfaggot
I think they could add Jane/Eleven from stranger things, it could be pretty cool. She would be one of the X-men, "Mage" and a duelist strategist combo. Not like Deadpool but half abilities for one half the other just one character. Her ult would be a portal from the upside down opening and her friends come out with bats and guns and it's like a summon. Could be cool.
Gay sex with Venomwhat the fuck did I wake up to
>>571011886Rocket meltie guy came back for a visit.
>>571006169Yes, but it's bound to his ult. I'd like to pull people to me at any time I feel like.
>>570988125this thread has had a gay mafia of bullies since day one.
>>571010909>>571011053based>>571010275maybe they’re all asleep? probably wishful thinking
>>571011053SEETHE
>>570988125Somebody's ban was up, or a discord turned attention back here. It's a huge character shift from the last month though.
>>570994937>>570995061>>571012327Hmmm.
>>571011756Melee weaving and reload canceling aren't too difficult to learnAlso, his melee cleaves and helps build up his dark magic, it's more important than it seems
>>571012469Off-site coordination is pretty common. And the resulting shift is easy to spot.
>>570994937>>570995061>>571012327wouldn't be surprised if it's a discord full of fags getting epicly funny screenshots by trolling the thread. i've seen similar shit happen in other gens. it's always fags shitting up the threads.
>>571012707Youre adorable.
>>571012747You already made that exact same post in a post you quoted.
This is so pathetic.
imagine if devil dinosaur just appeared through your screen and just ate you
>>571012473Il keep that in mind, I just always wondered why I saw the whip so much and that makes senseOnce I actually get used to him il finally pick up his best skin
>>571012747The entire site is a place for different discords and subreddits to come and try to harass each other. The raider has become the raided.
>>571013052You really cant think of any other reason why someone might laugh at you besides a raid? None?
>>571013052i'm so glad i have a normal life and i don't do shit like that
>>571013172Nobody was talking about laughing at me. I doubt you even know which one I am. The sudden emergence of multiple faggot posters though? Yeah, coordination seems the most likely. Is this the part where you have a conniption fit again?
>>571013230I'm just here for occasional questions and the lewds
>>571013392>I doubt you even know which one I amSome dumb paranoid faggot?
>>571013452Its hilarious he thinks anyone cares "which one he is" as if he's part of a gang of shitposters.
>>571013392I'm laughing at you.
>>571013452Calm down, I'm sure being a faggot on discord is a really fulfilling life. I'm not passing judgement on you, I just think faggots are gross that's all. Try not to give monkey pox to any dogs or children this week.
>>571013632kek bodied that fag
>HULK SMAAAAAA-AAAACK!
I am become IF main. Where do I start?
>>571013632Its cute you think anyone cares enough about you for that.
>>571013632I care
>>571007880>>571013668>>571009562Hmmm.
>>571013672The amount of times I grab people out of ults because I missed someone else is funny
>>571013621A soijak crying, but wearing a smirking soijak as a mask. A faggot dying of AIDS, enraged on 4chan. Just another day.
I'm just going to let you guys know.I've been banning Venom and Bucky and I'm not even kidding when I tell you that its made the matches infinitely easier. -DPS dive players will always auto to Bucky because he's retardedly braindead. (MK got cooked by the patches so hes out)And Venom because the only alternatives are Angela, Rogue, cap(shit damage) and Hulk who get CCd to hell and back, effectively forcing them to frontline on shitneto or coinflip getting raped by crowd control all match.And the enemy teams will always most certainly ban Gambit for you to not even worry since your only problems are going to be deciding whether you want to deal with Daredevil which he gets hard filtered by and White Fox or Punisher who doesn't do much unless your tanks ints on groot, dino and thing.
>>571013810Deep.
>>571011124Yes. If you get close to someone whip between each shot, you'll do more damage.
>>571013714Cares enough about me for what? Not giving your gay plague to neighborhood pets and toddlers? That wasn't really for me specifically. It's something you should avoid for wholly personal reasons.
>>571013924>Cares enough about me for what?Do you have the memory of a goldfish or what
>>571013924Are you gonna shit up the entire rest of the thread? If so hurry it up.
>>571013939No, I remember a faggot posting a non sequitur about not caring about me or something because he was obviously upset and wanted to lash out. I was just trying to help you attach your faggot mutterings to something you were replying to. It's okay though, I get it, this has probably been a busy month for faggots. It's okay to be a little confused.
>>571014145Are you sure? It doesnt sound like you remember anything at all if you had to ask what anyone would care about for.
Why is /pol/ raiding us
>>571013973That's really up to you. If you and your fellow faggots are going to continue being mad at the world for making you suck dicks, and you're going to continue posting bizarre nonsense in my direction, I'll probably continue replying to you and trying to calm you down before you stroke out. But if you think you've got it all out of your system and you want to go find a pride parade or something, that's cool too.
>>571014145You should really use more brevity in your autism fits. After a few words its just like "Oh, the entire rest of this post is just dumb bullshit." and becomes skippable.
>>571014284>>571014298Just say "Yes I am." for fucks sake.
>>571014170Yeah, I'm pretty sure. You seem pretty confused though. Advanced HIV or AIDS can cause confusion, you might want to take a break from being mad and get some testing done.
>>571014298>>571014284Lol
>>571014395If you're sure, why do you need to ask. Do you want 3 guesses?
You guys are both gay and autistic and have monkey pox
>>571014298A few sentences is already pretty brief. I appreciate that you're functionally illiterate and really mad, but rage quitting mid sentence is more of a you problem. I'd recommend you put on some pants and go for a walk or something, try to clear your head and calm down. Me noticing you're a faggot shouldn't upset you this much, this is supposed to be your month for being proud of sucking dicks isn't it? Don't give that up.
>>571014512Try again.
bro's got the fags SEETHING
>Get to Diamond>People start throwingIs this the state of hard-stuck diamonds?
>>571014570True but he types like a woman.
>>571014427Well, I had to ask initially because you posted a non sequitur. That means something that doesn't follow or make sense. You've posted several really angry things since then though, shifting the conversation. You really seem to be struggling with language today. You should never let the internet make you so mad that you can't keep 3-4 replies straight, it's bad for you.
>>571014570You forgot your kek.
>>571014624It wasn't a non-sequitur. You just forgot the context somehow. Even though you posted it several times.
>>571014630mb.KEK! these fags are bubblin'!
>>571014538Try what again? To get you to calm down? Well, alright. Look, I know I called you a faggot, but that's only because you're gay. You shouldn't let the accurate description of a stranger ruin your peace like this. Maybe it's time for some deep breaths and a screen break. What do you say?
I got 2 questions:>Why is Storm more rare to see than Torch?>How did I play Mantis in 2/2/2?
>>571014696Good boy.
Is it the same 2 dudes from last night?
>>571014737Try again.
>>571014737Nobody's reading this shit
>>571014741you posting an image of a dog is creepy cos i know you're an animal fucker. don't do it again!
>>571014685It was, you're just struggling with the concept and the language. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you replied to the wrong person, and what you said would have made sense otherwise. Will that help you calm down? Faggots are supposed to be lispy and whimsical, not angry.
>>571014834It wasn't. Do you need me to hold your hand through why?
i like seeing the fags get their trolling turned around on them. you can tell this dude is actually making them mad.
>>571014773>>571014802I'm not sure how else to calm you down. What do faggots usually do when they're seething like this? Do you have some sort of special butt faggot yoga can do? I don't think furiously typing 4chinisms and copes is helping, your whole discord just seems to get angrier.
>>571014934Try again.
>Storm ulting enemy team>See them all try to run>Throw my ult as Angela down to keep them trapped>Time me slamming down on my ult when Thor slams>Kill 4 or 5 of themAngela is fun, I just hate that this chick hates men and she's apparently a lesbian in the comics.
>>571014827Projection isn't a good look.
>>571009352play mechanically forgiving heroes like peni
>>571014860It was. I'd prefer you not to hold my hand because faggots are gross and I don't want monkey pox, but if you want to try and explain your fugue logic I'll see if I can bring you back to reality. No promises though. And I still think you'd be better off taking that walk.
>>571014985neither is being an animal fucker. do better!
>>571014962>>Storm ulting enemy teamThor*I'm confusing my thunder heroes
>>571015013Before your current meltie about how your memory is shit, what were you slamming your head against your keyboard about? Do you remember?
>>571015027Then don't look at dogs and think of fucking.
>>571014950Will spamming help you calm down? Whatever helps I guess. If it makes you feel any better, I'm getting ready to go to sleep so you can pretend you struck a blow for faggot rights or something when I leave. Will that help keep you from stroking out?
>>571015102right back at ya! KEK
>>571015110Try again.
>>571015124Stop fucking dogs
>>571015068Nothing? You seem to have me confused with someone else you were losing an argument with. I know you're angry about being a faggot, but you'd have saved a lot of time to just take a breath and mentally reset instead of doubling down like this. Something to remember for next time.
>>571015208>NothingI know your memory is shit, but a complete blank is pretty sad.
>>571015178>>571015124
>>571015295Forgot your kek again pajeet
>>571015208>>571015110>>571015013>>571014934Why do you type like chatgpt if chatgpt was an incel
>>571015132You seem really mad. You don't want to spend your faggot month like this do you? Seriously, take it down a notch, calm down. You don't want to spend the whole night gnashing your teeth and repeating the same thing do you? All this just because I said you're faggots? But you are faggots! What's the dealio?
>>571015418Try again.
>>571015405>>571015418Again
>>571015405Because you're really mad, looking for a way to lash out, and "you type better!" plus "incel" was the best you could figure out in your rage. All this because I called you faggots from discord, even though you each know you're from discord and you each know you suck dicks. It's like a hooker getting mad someone called her promiscuous. You faggots are strange people.Anyways, I'm going to bed, but I promise to call you faggots first thing tomorrow. Calm down, and remember what I said about fucking the dogs.
>>571015614This is embarrassing.
>>571015637you got owned
>>571015614>Calm down, and remember what I said about fucking the dogs.Uh, you're supposed to hide that youre the kek guy samefagging.
>fags got btfo'd so hard they're going schizokek
>>571015652But you didnt do anything.
>>571015749You fucked up and forgot which of your personalities said what. Sorry.
>>571015614>Anyways, I'm going to bed
>>570988779>9:00 UTCIs that in a couple hours?
>>571015749you know they're boiling when they start black looping
>>571016071The threads dead anon, nobody cares that you fucked up and forgot which conversation thread you were samefagging was what. I mean its funny but we all knew it anyway.
>>571013632>Try not to give monkey pox to any dogs or children this week.
POOPDICKSCHIZO COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS
>>571016153crazy homo yells at clouds
trvth nvke
>>571016652We can all see that your angry polfag chatgpt persona never mentioned dogs until that post anon.
>>571016570>queers start schizzing >literal poop dick schizosthe prophecy has cum
>>571016703>Iron Fist PFPHe's just mad that his self insert hasn't been meta in three seasons and nobody wants to see Lin Lie with Magik.
>>571016703they obviously have their favorites
>>571016704>weoof
>>571016935We being the people who can read. And is anyone really shocked that the guy who made the exact same style "kek owned" posts to the exact same style feminine polfag posts throughout the entire day turned out to be the same person? I'm not.
>>571016867it's not even about their favorites. it's about the ones that bring in the moneyIf they release a skin and a fuckton of people buy it, then that hero is gonna get showered in skinsif a hero gets a skin and very few people buy it, you can bet your ass that hero's skins are getting vaulted until maybe a few months down the line when they maybe throw them a bone to test the waters. if it still doesn't sell, they're getting vaulted again
>>571017062youre having an episode>>571017102they blame the hero when its just the skin sucks sometimes. never bought one for jean, but might buy a jean skin if they made one that wasnt shit.
>>571017284Im having a giggle
>>571017284>if they made one that wasnt shit.inshallah
The stupid cyclops laser bounce distance has to be nerfed. It's ridiculous how far i can be from my teammate and still be in range of it
NEW THREAD>>571017383>>571017383>>571017383
>>571016867well yeah, but unless your favorites include the 5 golden children, you're hoed.
>>571016746Kek>>571012153Very true though
>>571013760Hmmm…?
>>571016703we saw this already>>571016773true too>>571017102it’s at least partially about favorites too if you look at stuff like Luna
>>571004280>ctrl f "auti">83 results
>>570962052>Genuinely sad to hearShut up cuck
>>570963205No, I had it right the first time Sukhdeep
>>571023867No, you really didn't Timmy. Peter Parker is literally a canonical nerd (just like you), so he aint "bvlling" anything. If ur gonna cope at least make it believable.
The bvlls are fvcking the covvs saaars
>>570988398Chud means fuck in Kamala Harris's native language.
