Training Montage EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2065513241661325580>HR Violations Pack for Dispatch- Free Updatehttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2067281226528936175>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>570410712
My life for Mandy
Mechablazer <3333
Flambert <3333
Just 27 more to go... we can do this.
I had a dream where for some reason courtney was staying at a hotel and mandy also happened to be staying at the same hotel and courtney was doing everything she could to not be spotted. Then they both ended up in a bathroom stall and mandy started talking to her through the stall walls not knowing it was courtney behind it and courtney had to put on a deep voice to avoid detection.Anyway that was a weird ass nap. Might have to write about it
Phenomamech <3333
>>570991347also in this dream I just realized courtney never felt the need to go invisible despite being able to. Just rawdogging it like it's assassin's creed or some shit
>>570991347Least deranged /SDN/ poster.
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy maid gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>570992117baesd
>>>/v/741294102>go into thread expecting typical /v/ behavior>it's actually filled with good writing advice neat
>>570992117
>>570995143she's perfect
>>570997743how come Robert doesn't get his own billboard in the game
>>570999870Because he hadn't gone corporate like Blazer or Phenomaman. Maybe that will change in season 2 now that his mech is back in action thanks to SDN?
Blonde Blazer is not blonde. I've been deceived and I'm no longer interested in her.
>>571001913what are you, gay?
Sonar is one stinky motherfucker I bet
>I’m the bitch now?
>>571002179I love her for life.
>>571002467Confrontational in public, dom-sub in private.
>>571002179yes, but that's besides the point
>>571002560she's honestly hotter as a brunette tbqh
>SDN how can we help you?>A burglary at Granny's? >Wait a monster is at the location?
>>571009320Waterboy would solo
Invisimech <3333
moistcritikalbros...
>>571011849Bruh... Imagine if he had been plastered over Toxic's dick.
>>571011935Toxic only gets lame ass jorts as far as I can tell
>>571012061I wish my face was on Mandy's nipple...
>>571013937same though
>>571013182Robert needs a chiropactor
>>571014141Robert better impregnate her by the end of season 2. The clock is ticking.
>>571015159I don't think he's gonna get a choice once she gets her amulet back
>>570991347>>570991657Best stories allways come to you in the dream, but you have to write them down quickly, because you usually forget them couple of hours after waking up.Also, do you guys watch world cup matches?
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>571016081>Also, do you guys watch world cup matches?no but I am curious as to who's the favorite to win this year
did we ever get the canon heights of the charactersis Robby still 5'9
>>571016186Oh yeah, I forgot that you guys go to sleep at this hours
>>571016280All of Z-team has heights listed on their profilesAlthough I'm pretty sure Malevola's is wrong because she's listed as being taller than Phenomaman when she's clearly not
>>571016258My money's on Brazil even though they tied with fucking Morocco on Sunday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apcHIqkVd5U
Golem is a pretty cool dude if you ask me. Sorry for being late dudes.
>>571021539It's all good, man.
>>571027031
I'm going to take a nap. Take care of the thread, /SDN/.
>>571011849Has Sonar gone too far?
>>571031228I will BBfrend
>>571033489>spends all game chasing boobies>ends up censoring boobies himselfOh how the turn tables...
>>571031228think I'll go too, later dudes. Even if it was just one post and mostly me lurking.
>>571035765goodnight anon
These threads are three mentally ill nonWhite fags spamming. This game was like 8 hours of content. You mentally ill embarrassments should an hero to spare your families more shame.
>>571039475
Hugs from Mandy
I slept for twelve hours
>>571044157Bad fujo. Bad!
>>571031228>>571044157No sleeping on the job. I am making an incident report of this.
>>571044157BasedGet the rest you need
>>571018726(X) Grab Bulge.
Just discovered pixiv
>>571037601>basedface golem
>>571037601>sòylem also the idea of golem actually having to wear glasses is weirdly amusing to me.
Why does Hermy pick his nose and eat his boogers
>>5710554310 social awareness
Robert’s feet
>>571068059stinky
>>571044157Good for you. You deserve it.
so was the censorship update the thing niggerman was talking about in the interviews or can I still hope for an infinite dispatch mode
>>571074021I wouldn't hope for such a thing, in fact I wouldn't hope for anything at all at this point, they're gonna release the Xbox port in the following months and that's it. Season 2 confirmation a year from now if we're very lucky, season 2 teaser two years from now if we're very lucky, it will be delayed only one or two times if we're lucky, and won't be utter shit if we're very lucky. I'm not even trying to doompost, those are just facts.
>>571075303didn't one of the devs hint that there was an infinite mode coming though?
>>571076803Not that anon but yeah I recall as such. Some dev alluded to it during Gamescom at Latam. But they were pretty much giving a "wait and see" answer. Don't know about you, but I wouldn't hold my breath knowing when they said for us to wait and see, prior.
>>571076803IIRC some mentioned that it's something that they were considering but can't promise anything. So I wouldn't hope for it because in my eyes it's similar to the "well maybe there will be gay romance, maybe not" and "maybe you can romance Malevola if you make the right choices haha" shit they were doing. But who knows, I hope I'm wrong and we will get something big.
>>571076803Yeah, >>571077831 is what I had in mind. I feel like they are capable to tease season 2 for literally years in the same "maybe we're working on something, just wait and see" way. It's tiresome.
>>571020896>Josh: "You also mentioned in that interview it would be even crazier, be even crazier, Laura, if there was a "Critical Role" video game set in Exandria. What can you tell me about the "Critical Role" video game?">Laura: "Oh my gosh, you're asking me about it?">Laura: "Things are shaking, they're moving, they're shaking. I can't say anything else other than that.">Laura: "There's a lot of work being done, and a lot of talks happening, and a lot of fun things I get to look at, and I can't say anything else."Well it was worth a shot.
>>571080697>Season 2's competing love interest is literally just a chadified RobertMANDY DON'T LEAVE ME
>>571039213well I'm back
and people said fujo anon was ded lol
>>571087194People tend to assume the worst.
/vpol/ is having a melty about us again
>>571091136What for?
>>571091136>>571091380about fujo I bet
>>571079253HNNNNG
>>571091478What'd I do?
>>571091478>>>/v/741383132actually they're just seething about how dispatch didn't get the same treatment as mixtape did
>>571092292Probably because despite it being a telltale type game, you're still given more agency in this game.
>>571091862You know exactly what you did you son of a bitch
>>571094237Fujo is an innocent manThere's nothing wrong with sucking cock for the taste
>>571094572That wasn't me though.
>>571094786yet
>long weekend tomorrow for burgers thank god for slavery
>>571098837steamy
>>571100916SEEEEEEX
Do your reps today
>>571105142Flambae has nine lives.
>>571105909He's already spent 2.
>>571108094More like four.
>>571110073>Missing fingers>Missing tooth or eyebrowsWhat are the other lives he spent?
>>571110285>What are the other lives he spent?
>>571111028I can't believe spaghetti is this powerful
>>571075303>>571077831Don't be doomposting. Have faith and in troost in the plan.It will all pay off if we persist. Niggerman revealed that to me in the dream.
>>571113023Niggerman fucked my wife in my dream
>>571113087Good. It's a good omen. The Chudbox release is near.
>>571113087I fucked Niggerman's wife in MY dream
>>571116987>1 int
I wanna replay dispatch just to see how the censorship options change things up
>>571122535What's stopping you?
>>571122981lazy
>>571123501Fair enough.
>>571124732granted it is a long weekend tomorrow so I might just power through to get a screencap of all the censors
>>571117008>trail*licks lips*
bitch
Mandy secretly reads Flambert smutCoupe is the one who secretly writes them
>>571130108Courtney secretly watches them going at it in the locker room
>Blazer kisses Robert>Malevola is cheering for them>Visi kisses Robert>Malevola is visibly disgustedWhat's her deal?
>>571130297Malevola thought she had a chance if she was against Visi but she knows she's not gonna win a fight against Blazer so she takes the loss
>>571130609UNLESS of course she catches Mandy without her amulet on first
>>571130671mmmmmMMMmmmmMmm
>>571132656calm down son it's just a drawing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMA36XtOVBs
>>571136489the gayness is off the charts
>>571136797It's a fujopost what're you gonna do?
>>571137473post more straight to balance it out
holding hands with Mandy
>>571137870Don't spill your spaghetti all over her
>>571138037Are... are you replying to yourself? I mean we got like 2 BB posters + the jeet.
>>571138456that one's not me
>>571139603g'night
>>571139603I love you too.
>>571139603night BBFriend
>>571091136>>571092292I love that I can instantly recognize that one schizo who calls everyone who enjoyed this game a self inserting incel and always seethes about Visi's sex jokes. He's doing it for over half a year now kek. Also apparently the threads on /v/ were made and bumped by paid shills. Where the fuck is my money then Niggerman, where's my money?
>>571144923Fuck, I wish Niggerman paid me to shill Dispatch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY-fxc9D6Uk
>>571148441>Sir, yet another chud essay has hit /SDN/
>>571148441>>571148945Kek, this is a fucking nobody though. He literally has 3 subscribers, and that vid has 53 views. The algorithm won't even pick it up through normal search. It almost feels like it's your own essay, and you are trying to shill it here.
>>571150792Watch this Chuddie suddenly blow up for no reason in 5 months or something for no reason.
Replaying the game and I'm confused on why some the of devs were shocked at people getting turned off of Blazer from this scene. It felt like a humiliation thing.
>>571163034They were probably thinking players wouldn't take it seriously, like they would think "haha the stacy has a jock boyfriend" deal They also thought the episode 4 decision was balanced too
>>571163034While it didn't make such an impression on me, 'the girl the loser protagonist is into has a jock boyfriend' is just a cliché scenario, I do agree they should have foreseen that it would be something discouraging for a modern audience. Same with the locker kiss scene which made people talk about Visi as a literal rapist. I feel like if AdHoc knew how important the romance routes will be to the majority of the fanbase they would have made an effort to really refine them, add more scenes, remove or change some of the existing ones. But they expected people to be primarily attracted to the combination of capeshit and office humor setting, not waifus. Which does not speak well about their reasoning.
I find your tenacity remarkable.
>>571144263Do people actually get nosebleeds when they get assaulted by sexual attractiveness
Good morning /sdn/Today I woke up yearninghttps://files.catbox.moe/azudnd.mp4
>>571165681And didn't get your panties in a bunch hopium it's just a mechablazer edit
>>571165681>BBfag post>catbox linkI'll risk it... for Mandy.
>>571165681It was okay.
>>571165181I guess it technically could happen if the skin in your nose is thin enough. One I got a nosebleed from standing up too fast and that was right after I just stopped a previous nosebleed
>>571166909Are you sure there wasn’t a hot woman in the room somewhere.
>>571165681morning bbfren
>>571171129>Blonde Blazer>Isn't actually blonde>doesn't wear a blazerLying whore. What else is she hiding?
Wake up
I don’t wanna
>>571175461GRABABUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP
>>571163034I'M STEALING YO GIRL
Would Flambae do well in cold weather
>>571182343I imagine he can just light a fire to keep himself warm
>>571139603>>571138776I need that jpg with bb's ass please.
>>571156229I blame the synthetic man
>>571183907which one I have like 20
>>571186408That was it, thank you
>>571187179don't mention it
>>571189336Pondering Mandy's ass
>>571182343Don’t see why not.
Let go.
>>571195103Never.
No Fanart Friday, huh? Guess AdHoc didn’t want to catch flack for a Juneteenth post.
>>571197573niggerman conveniently falling asleep at the wheel at just the right moments
>>571195103of what?
>>571200401I have the perfect reaction image for this but I've spent the past 15 minutes trying to find it and it's killing me
>>571200401>>571202893Jesus fuck here it is
>>571202893I know that shit, it fucking sucks man. Then later, when you're searching for another pic, you immediately find it when you don't need it.
So what was the deal with all of this?
>>571204114virgin sissy video essayists just can't handle her spice
>>571204114I find it funny that all these dudes are nasally voiced male feminists. The top one in particular is a notorious sperg.
>>571204114I'll give you a hint. Something in common with Chase.
How loaded do you think Mandy is between her manager salary and royalty feesEnough to own a house in LA?
>>571207432Definitely.
Am I crazy or does this voice sound like Aaron Paul's?https://youtu.be/y3WDu1jC21A?si=4KbU5DZzQjDzv98n&t=348
>>571208361A bit But Aaron Paul voicing an anime character is like seeing a pig fly
>>571207432>>571207880What about the people that say she's roomates with Visi?
oyy fuckni hell. i saw a doc and im not gonna lose my leg. she told me that im an idiot but hte woudn can be heald. thats good. good night sdn i love u all i rlellgy do
>>571209202Could mean Visi's freeloading off of her Which makes sense because that loft is huge
>>571209237glad you're not a cripple yet visiholicsleep tight
I'll get a tomboy gf before Visiholic dies
>>571209113True which is why I was wondering. I had my doubts but he does sound an awful lot like him. Then again there are voice actors I recall auditioning for Robert Robertson, and the casting call asked for actors that sound like Aaron. Before they actually casted him.
>>571209463goooood night man i lov eu>>571210223im never gonna die at 27 of may 2020 i saw jesuss nd hje asked me what i want and i askedn for immortaliny and im immortaln since then. so u have plnety of time to get a tomboy gf. cause im never g,onna die. jesus promised me that.
>Visiholic is unironically a schizophrenicThat... explains a lot
>>571209064assASS
>>571217072>untie me Robert>no>pls Robert >no
>>571209237I am so happy for you anon Losing a leg would be awful
>>571218895>actually bringing out the knifeAwww Robert was scared
Who the hell is Nasir
>>571219654Super secret fujo lore. Chad is his American name. Nasir is his birth name.
>>571219654That's a name some fanartists and fanfic writers give Flambae's alter ego. Because they don't like the fact his name is Chad. Other names I see include Ahmed, Fahim, Nadim.
>>571219909>>571220049Why do fujos care this much about realism when the character is meant to be a joke? A flaming homosexual Afghan named Chad who has fire powers and a Hispanic accent is just funny.
>>571219909>>571220049If I ever write a fanfic about Flambae (I won't) I'm gonna make his real name the most American sounding thing ever just to piss those people off like Cleetus or George W. Bush
>>571220378Chad Thundercock? Chad Phoenix? Chad Blaze?
His name, is Mohammad.
>>571220693>Chad Phoenixwould be a perfect name for an American rebrand
Chad Firecrotch
>>571220223>gay afghan man named Chad who has a mexican accentTruly Mr. Worldwide
>>571220873Chad Phoenix, born into a life of crime. Reborn into a hero.
>>571220223>>571221178My personal headcanon is that the Spanish speaking youths he hung out with as a kid couldn’t distinguish him from the other brown kids in the neighborhood, and so they counted him as one of their own. He picked it up naturally.
>>571221362cute
>>571222115wat
>>571207432Not to mention the fact that she doesn't spend a dime of her own money.>doesn't have a car because she flies everywhere>has the company pay for all her booze>wears company clothes>even on her date she stays in the corporate courtyard and has takeout spaghetti with wine in plastic cups
>season 2 opens to Robert being transferred to a different branch due to HR violations revolving around workplace relationships>all the trailers show him working with a different group of assholes that no one who was a fan of season 1 would like>spend the first episode reintroducing the new characters just like the montage in episode 2>suddenly, a giant meteor comes down and kills everyone in the new branch, including the new team, except for Robert who was away from the office on lunch break>he gets transferred back to Torrance and the game picks up from season 1 as if nothing had happened >none of the new characters are ever mentioned again as if they never existedNiggerman hire me as a writer
>>571222673Guy on the right is supposed to be Bigby Wolf.
Mandatory Mario Kart sessions
>>571225529I'm gonna need a tier list right now
Flambae would make a good vampire.
It's been almost a year. Why are you friendless losers still talking about this boring visual novel?Are you really so lonely you made a weird parasocial relationship with poorly written youtube voiced fictional characters that you talk about the same "game" for months?How haven't you guys killed yourselves yet?
>>571228342Suenas gay y retrasada jajajaja
>>571230881
>>571231304rude
I'm gonna need Adhoc to give us a content update so there's an influx of more fanart
>>571238180Koreans have fujos too?
>>571238301Bruh...
>>571238301They have some of the most powerful ones
I hope they eventually release more comics of the characters, maybe even commission some fan artists to draw themIt'd be a cheap and easy way to get more backstory and content
>>571231304Do you think he punches Robert even when they’re getting along.
>>571241279of courseRobert is still a bitch at the end of the day
>>570991047I wish I had a (gay) workout buddy (bf)
>>571241279They slap each other during their lunchbreak.
>>571242331That would definitely get me to the gym real quick.
>>571220049>>571220223Oh no the Fujos are deadnaming him! Aeeeeiiiiiiiiii!!
>>571243174I have a membership with my local gym but it's a struggle because I have abysmal confidence.Also goodnight <3
>>571244043goodnight fujofrend
>>571244043Night
>>571244043g'night
>>571247404Left or Right?
>>571249135both
I genuinely surprised no one has made a joke out of gigachad flambae yet
>>571250413You mean like this?
>>571250760I was thinking more like gigachad but this works too
office sex is such a kino trope. How have I not realized this until now
>>571252670HR!
>>571252670Calm down, Tacticul.
>>571253212
>>571252670Blazer is about to send a strongly worded e-mail to you, anon.
>>571254713I love you too.
>>571254713g'night
>>571254713also night BBfriend
I am drunk on beer again O:
>>571262872
>>571262872Lucky bastard. Just don't lose your toes.
>>571264137>Just don't lose your toes.What is that a reference to?
>>571264801OnlyUseMeBlade
>*munch munch*
>>571267853Those... those aren't edible visi.
Niggerman, news please...
>>571267853Enjoy your rainbow poops
>>571250268Booba
>>571267853Visi is a marine?
>>571260526Just how drunk would Robert have to be to put on lingerie?
>>571278201You can never be to drunk to put on lingerie
HNNNNG
I’m staying up until 3am with you guys tonight I swear it
>>571287576>your place or mine?>no time; how about that shady alley right there?
>>571287576Doubt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGp8bhTGgFwI can't wait for the influx of fanart when news/season 2 drops
>>571293065Yes you CAN and you WILL. What other choice do you have?
>>571294872drink myself to death
>>571292398No I promise I’m watching movies with my friends
booba blazer
>>571302267They're kinda small.
>>571305706ask her to get a titjob
I don’t like Saturdays
>>571308930I don't like sand
>>571308930what's there not to like about them
>>571309829nta but I assume it probably has to do with where he works.
>>571277337Where did that stereotype come from of marines eating crayons?
>>571311431stereotype?It's a staple part of their diet
Fuck it might as well replay the game to see what the chaotic censorship is about
Of course we throw Toxic into the dumpster because that's what heroes do
Of course we punt Toxic into the stratosphere because that's what heroes do
These are Flambae's jorts
of course we attack the reporter because that's what heroes do
mommy
Este tío parece un marica de los de toda la vida
Kiss the prom queen because that's what heroes do
ez game, might as well go for the 100% success rate too
>>571316916she's a pron queen?
Episode 1 doneThis game had less censorship than I remembered but then again it is only the first episode>>571318373No, that comes when her career is washed up
>>571318473She's a superhero, that's kinda hard to do.
>>571316317You extinguished his flames, good.
bitch I saw you yearning
>>571319004that is, until someone conveniently takes away the source of your powers and you get fired for inappropriate workplace behavior
My 2 int hero
>>571315239Never liked this scene, it felt out of place. Instead of just throwing a single punch at this asshole and walking away, he keeps on pummeling him and kicking him when hes down, like some psycho, just because he baited him a little. It's almost stupid as the ''glass him'' option at the bar in ep 7. Robert is an awkward dork, no matter how fucking hard he tries to make himself look like a killer.
>>571320139yeah beating the shit out of someone for 4 minutes is an awfully long timeRobert must have weak bitch arms for him to not in his own coma at the end of it
>>571320464yeah
look at this little guy
>>571320806ye he's a pretty cool guy if you ask me
>>571318219ACK
>>571320806Watch this bitch ass sabotage Flambae twice in a single shift.
jelly donuts is the canon answer btw
>>571322091Never send a woman to do a Bat Man's job.
>>571322603No dick.No balls.Not even a pussy.
>>571322603Said no one ever.
>>571322689bat man was still a hybrid freak when it popped upI always forget to turn him back
mmm jelly filledRobert just said he would eat anything if you packed enough jelly in it right?
that's a DC
ACKKK
>>571323379You're gonna fletch a crimpie out of her?
What do you think, Dispatchers? Does this sound like Aaron Paul?https://x.com/cmb_real/status/2068113179666723291?s=46
I'm snitching on this bitch
>>571323884Absolute disgrace of a Dispatcher. Should've been fired on the spot.you should have let Punch Up getting injured during an arson call and then send Golem for a second one after Punch Up fails it
>>571324026I'm gonna need more than a 4 second clip to draw any conclusions
>>571324160None of you have played Mafia with the sheer amount of rat bastards we have here
>>571324267Still fries me that the only way to unlock Punch Up and Phenomeman’s powers is to suck at your job
I really want dinner.
>>571324818STOP THE COUNTIM TIRED IF NEW PLAYERS PICKING BLAZERAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
yeajhh fuck. its hot. itss too hot for whitle person. jesus fucking chtsit yi cant breathe. anywya good night sdn its all good its all good hopeu u all alright godnigh night
>>571324949goodnight visiholic don't let the mosquitoes bite
sushi sounded really good.
>>571324949>hot >can’t breatheAre we sure he’s not having a heart attack?
>>571325219
Ep 2 donewho the fuck am I cutting https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DOLBdyQ>>571324921I'm not a newfag I'm just replaying the game again to see all the censorship in chaotic mode
>>571325036good night man. >>571325293nah im alrihgt. not gonna hav a heatt attack or notjoing i m alright. im good. and i hope u alll good too; good night fuck bros please dont die or leave dont leave please dont leave
>>571325535You wouldn’t cut Sonar and keep the white man down, would you?
PUNCH UP YOU RETARD
>>571325535Make this anon's life harder. Cut Sonar.
>>571326485His skull's thicker than bowl of oatmeal.
Blonde Blazer is going to fire me
where are my fujo frens
>>571327629I fear they're all dead
>>571327629Hai
Who the hell signs their name like that
Let's see if our phone posting friend >>571287576 lives up to his promise >>571297251
12 ruptured nutsacks laterkeep voitnghttps://strawpoll.com/kjn1DOLBdyQ
Don't you guys have better things to do on a Saturday night?
Fucking punch up ruining my perfect streak as usual>>571329103No?
>>571316092>This guy looks like a real old-fashioned faggotYes but he is sadly /OurFaggot/
>>571329509honestly I wrote "flaming homo" into google translate and it turned it into "old-fashioned faggot"
>>571329103Hm. Let me check here. Nyope.
aight bye felicia
>>571327629Hello
>>571330806aaaaaa he's so beautiful aaaaaaaa-
>>571329509>sadlyMore like thankfully.
>>571331121Coming across flaming homos you can't help but learn to appreciate and even love over time is a painful experience for some
Like when your dad doesn't want a cat but you get one anyway and then he ends up adoring it
>>571331574literally my dad
i've got that toxoplasmosis
Ep 3 doneWho the fuck am I adding to the teamhttps://strawpoll.com/XOgOVzjDrn3
>>571332034HERMno waitP-MANno wait
Hopefully she won't become obsessed with me and have a wet dream about me after one act of kindness
>>571332034
oh yeah this is what I'm talking about
>>571332034Waterbros, it’s fucking over…
mmm A cups
>>571332375>>571332550SHOW NIPPLE NOW REEEE
>Blonde Blazer deepfakes
OH YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
Eating _____'s ass
AIIIIEEE MR. WHISKEY SAVE ME FROM WOMEN'S BREASTS
Also not my business to tell a woman about whether her tits are out
Nipple?
Would Visi be into Robert more or less if he were just as horny as her?
Honesty is the best solution
>>571333762He'd be fired for sexual harassment because she's still a woman and still has more fun being a victim than being in a relationship
>>571333245Flambae
>>571333806See? Honesty gets you kisses from the homies
>>571333245ToxicRIP face
>>571333580You are part of the problem.
>>571333762horny guys are nowhere near as attractive as horny girls
>>571333806>>571333995Well at least you can be honest...sometimes.
>>571334191Unless the guy is a billionaire
I'm already glad I didn't cut bat boy
ok well this could have gone better but in my defense Punch Up decided to leave at the worst possible time
SPAGHETTI THROWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgeyfERctDs
P-man secured
guess who was the 1 mission fail againhint: it rhymes with Cunt Up
aight see you tomorrow visi
Kiss the girl next door because that's what heroes do
That's Ep 4I'll probably do the rest of the game tomorrowProbably know the answer to this already but do I tell them I'm mecha man? It'd be kind of interesting to do a challenge run and try to get the hero visi ending while choosing all the wrong choices desuhttps://strawpoll.com/kogjRX8WKg6
>>571335746BASED
>>571345252not fat enough
>>571345365Flambae put him on a diet.
>>571343339Where are his nipples
>replaying dispatch after all these months reminded me of how fun the actual dispatching segments areinfinite dispatch mode when?
>>571346802patreon exclusive
>>571292398>>571328689>>571327629I’m here I’m just watching scary movies with my cousins.
>>571349963which scary movie
>>571350884Just finished Weapons.
>>571349963please tell a classic like The Thing is on your list
>>571348646Biscum Bifaggotry
>>571355150Hi Farquaad.
>>571354993We watched that last Halloween, along with the 1988 remake of The Blob.
>>571354993Is it weird that my dream gf/bf/?f as a kid was a gory shapeshifter/assimilator
>>571356472yesvery much so
>>571356472Are you me?
How would the z-team deal with a ghost? Would Flambae scream like a little girl? Assume hq is haunted (locked out of time and space) and the poltergeist won’t let them leave until they figure out a way to deal with it.
>>571358813I think the members best suited for the case would probably be Coupe and Malevola. Malevola is a demon and she often deals with supernatural events. So I imagine she'd have a grasp of the situation. While Coupe being an assassin with many kills to her name. Wouldn't be freightend first off. Plus she uses some kind of shadow powers in her skill set. I think those could be utilized to her advantage.
>>571358813isn't there an exact scenario of this in the game? You just send Malevola and have her talk to it
https://anvilsheart.shop/products/flambae-dispatch-handcrafted-figure?variant=58160243835264
>>571361091>$600 WHALES
>>571361310Nope.I could buy ChudBox with that money and a copy of Dispatch for me and my friends.
>>571362106good, good... Fund season 2 and Aaron Paul's paycheck with your money...
>>571366971g'night
>>571366971I love you too.
>>571358813They would have to call in a Psychic
>>571016971Next match - Spain & Saudi Arabia. Your bets? I root for spain
>>571370213that is me on monday morning
>>571368835It's pretty obvious that Spain's gonna win. They eat and shit Football in EVROPA.
>>571373328Headquarters needs a dance off…
hey why are we at page 10 where are u bros
>>571384000SlepHold the line a bit longer
>>571384000Trips checked. Lucky faggot...
>>571358813>Would Flambae scream like a little girl? Yes 100%
>>571394270Would he jump into Robert’s arms?
>>571398825Robert's girlfriend looks cute
>>571394971Yes 100%
Chad isn’t afraid of no ghost
>>571402212>bustin makes me feel good
>>571402212>>571402531Afghans are superstitious. They believe in ghosts made of fire. Ifrits or whatever.
>>571399765Which one
>>571403716You know the one.
*mmmmMmmmMMMmmmMMmmm*
Make love to your father today
>>571404809Here on planet Earth we don’t do that.
>>571404809Don't have one.
>>571404912then start an onlyfans
>first day of the summer>wake up>no dispatch newsit was over before it even began.
>>571405561could always be worse.
>>571405561
It’s not over
Oh it’s over
What's over again
Everything
>>571410313It.
getting drunk again
>>571414018cheers bro I'll drink to that
>>571414175am I the only Malevolant left here ):?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFT0We5tKnM&list=PL3B430FD7AA77426E&index=16
We still need to get the fujo drunk
>>571414695you've been the only malevolant here for a while bro
>>571414818Never gonna happen.
>>571414947I remember the ''Malevolachad'' guy that used to frequent this thread not so long ago, It almost feels like yesterday. I got most of my malevola pics from him
>>571414818He is far too pure for that
>>571415796fat fuck
>>571415904>: Miss Gibson enjoys her meals okay?
>>571415409Wasn't he the one that wanted Malevola to be looked beyond a goonerbait? The that said that I was right all along?
>>571416320I wouldn't mind more goonerbait malevola
>>571416482Yeah, he quit because of that. He had a noble goal. A shame to see him gone. We could use all the people we have to survive to s2.
Who da fak doesnt drink
>>571417485Me.
>mfw I don't see the point of living out the rest of my life>mfw I'm too lazy and cowardly to kill myself
>>571418531Mandy wouldn't like hearing that
>>571418664I know. I'm sure the feeling will pass soon.
>>571418842the former rather than the latter I hope
My feet smell so bad
>>571419642time to amputate it
>>571419642>>571419923wtf
>>571416482good night Amerianons...
>>571420770goodnight malevolabro
>>571421320>no pit hair>no chest hair>no trail Disgusting
>>571421546>>no trailAre you blind?
Gonna go to bed early tonight. See you all in the morning. Love you all.
>>571422749goodnight BBfrend
>>571422009It’s barely there
well shit I was gonna play the rest of the game today but everyone's going to sleep so I might as well save it for later
>>571423706I'm awake.
>>571424198Hai fujo
>>571424295hai
<333333333333333
>>571366971what does mandy need all that ass for
Is eating ass actually a fun activity Asking for a friend
>>571425705Depends. There are many kinds of asses.
>>571425545It's soft and cushiony when you need to sit on someone's face
>>571425705I assume it's only fun for the one receiving it much like how it is with getting head. Also there's a lot of prep work that has to be done beforehand. There's no if, and, or buts about it. I wouldn't want to contract Ecoli or some other gastrointestinal disease in my mouth.
I can understand the appeal behind eating a woman’s ass, since it’s right there, by the vagina. But a man’s ass? I’ve never heard of a woman into eating her man’s ass. It’s hairy and it collects a lot more shit particles.
>>571427150They still have shit in them, anon. Like I said, prep is nonnegotiable.
>>571427308A dirty woman’s ass is much cleaner than a dirty man’s ass sorry friend.
Alright time to fuck up the image limit again https://strawpoll.com/kogjRX8WKg6
>>571427421You ever clean a womans restroom or bedroom? They may be the fairer sex but I'm telling you they can be just as disgusting.
>>571427421very true. Women don't shit
>>571427491If you don’t tell them you’re Mechaman your mother (or father or sister or lover, or dog) will step on a particularly sharp Lego piece and scream bloody murder.
Team Mandy because that's what heroes pick
Women flush their used tampons down the toilet. They are just as gross as men. They have earned that right.
>>571427491You better have thanked Flambae for spotting you, anon.
>>571427607My uncle is a head janitor/overseer for like a dozen high schools and he always tells me that teenage girls are a lot worse than boys in the bathroom. The female principal even has an assembly for all the girls to attend because of how bad it got.
Phenomaman can't spell
>>571428385Katon-Ur can spell, he just lacks in his penmanship and vocabulary in writing.
I’d eat Chad’s hairy ass. I’d also eat Courtney’s squeaky clean ass. t. Bichad(no regrets)
>>571428886Based. But you'd better make them prep no matter what.
I don't know how I fucked up one of the easiest dispatch sections but I did
biscum reee
>>571429495What did you do bruh?
promise to kill Shroud's bitch ass because that's what heroes do
>>571429729sent visi to the refinery because golem was busy also obligatory punch up failing one mission per episode
One of these days I'm gonna get a perfect dispatchBut it is not today
This guy's model is used everywhere in the game I swearI'm pretty sure he's one of the first henchmen you beat up in episode 1 too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ubsKm6_Qac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teYH4bgFyvk
reveal your identity because that's what heroes do
Ep 5 doneI could have sworn the bar fight had some censorship but I didn't see it this time
>>571432531Ima bitch my name’s anon
Salute because that's what heroes do
>>571429059Naughty fujo
>>571434229Only if you're Captain America, baka.
Phenomaman canonically has a green blue deck for MTG
>>571431638nvm that was easy
>>571436138Is this a restored line or something? I never heard him say that, neat.
>>571436559that's an uncommon line you get whenever you pair him up with punch up
Phenomalamp
I forgot how nice this scene was with Bershy on
Spilling my spaghetti rn
my MVP is back
RIP black guyAlso how did Visi not see Shroud right in front of her the room isn't that dark
Episode 6 doneI'll probably do the rest of the game either tonight or tomorrowAnother probably obvious decision but cut or defend visi? https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DOOB0yQ
>>571437252>>571437447>>571437857>>571438132>>571439083>>571439425Keep going anon
>>571441787angy
>>571440993nah I'll be busy soon so I'll just save it for later
How would you rank the z-team members from cutest to ugliest
>>571444858They’re all cute shut up
>>571444858Robert is the cutest, followed by Sonar and Golem, then Mandy and Courtney. Punch-Up is cute because of how small he is. Flambae is cute because of how dumb he is. Phenomaman is cute because of how depressed he is. Waterboy is cute because of how insecure he is. Malevola and Coupe are sexy not cute.
Haven't been on in hours sorry about that.>>571445229this
Mandy feeds Robert chicken noodle soup while he's sick in bed
>>571469221Courtney feeds him spaghetti.
>>571444858Golem is the cutest. Anyone got that one image of him with the hat and the lolipop?
>>571469183She needs a bloody nose and this would be perfect
>>571470452>Bobert I cooked u spaghetti but I eated all of it
>>571463965Spit roast….
>>571472421I fucking hate how clever that name is for them
>>571471261
>>571472953Yeah see he’s adorable. A kid at heart.
>>571452423Imagine the wet lip smacking and twisty tongue sounds
I will not, thank you
I will, you're welcome
>>571477249g'night
I can’t sleep
>>571477515good, you'll be our designated night shift fujo then
>>571477671Fffffuck
You guys think Mandy knows?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM
>>571481103Jesus christ
>>571482801Yes or no?
>>571483563Yes
>>571480650Chu
>page 9nope
Bump
>>571480650Mwah
>>571494734Spawn of Satan.
>>571495197
>>571495197Kissing men on the mouth is what God wants
>>571497505Um noThis is a Christian general
>>571499821I heard Mandy used to be a member of the westboro baptist church
>>571499979That explains a lot.
>>571500576photoshop her onto the "god hates fags" one
>>571500701U do it
Robert is an insufferable atheist.
>>571501136Courtney*
Which one of you fags leaked our Visiholic's OC to the public? GOD DAMNIT IT WAS OURS! NOT THEIRS!
>>571501957Our Visiholic's OC dates to 7th of June... Some fags were snooping here.
There's a traitor amogus. And I think I already know who it is...IT WAS YOU
>>571503159Mandy amogus
It’s one of our three fujos I bet
>>571507461It could be any one of us
If any of you here are on the Dispatch discord, or the Dispatch subreddit, you have forfeited your very soul. You don’t belong here. Be gone!
>>571501957ive seen visitard edits and courtneydrawanons arts posted on leddit too. they will never know that they came from a niche retard club of a general on a mongolian basket weaving forum
4chan memes being stolen by Reddit the same way art is being stolen by AI
>>571507461Deflecting the blame, are we? GET HIM, LADS!
Fujo would NEVER betray us btw
>>571508965For all we know he could be one of THEM!
Most fujos are twitter shitters
IT WAS ME ROBERTIT WAS ME ALL ALONG
>>571510486What if Beef is a villainous shapeshifter. Like that evil pet rat from Harry Potter.
>>571510625oy vey
>>571510486>>571510625
>>571513085>Tits too big. >Ass too fat. If our Antihero Robertposter was here we would have flayed you alive.
Robert hates being tickled
>>571514145courtneyfags be like>"she needs to look like a stick or else I won't love her"
>>571515827Yes
>>571517114Imagine if bryan cranston was astral in season 2 >"Robert... we need to cook"
Again. If I were a multimillionaire I’d fund the shit out of this game. Including hiring Bryan Cranston to voice act Robert’s dad or grandpa or something. I don’t care how much money he’d ask for.
>>571517962As long as he's not forced into doing Walter White shtick.
>>571522291I kinda feel bad for Courtney. She looks so lonely.
>>571524623She needs a therapy beef
>>571525614She needs a hug.
>>571525837She needs Robert's dick
>>571525614>it all started when i was born...
https://youtu.be/NmEyGiaqm7k
>>571530252O:
>>571530252;__;
>>571532080;(
>>571514145I wonder if he's one of the many visikeks who left us. What caused this recent departure anyway, was 7 months too much for too many to stop troosting in the plan?
>>571533936don't worry, xbox release will bring back all visikeks in spades
Do you think Flambae waxes his leg hair
>>571530252>>571533936Makes me think of all the Visikeks that we have lost. But I don't blame them. 7 months with little to no news is just too much for some.
>>571533936>>571536183I think a lot of them got demoralized over the dozens of video essays and lets players telling them they’re a bad person if they romance Invisigal
>>571535316Why would he? He doesn't wax his chest
One day they'll all be back and we'll have a big reunion as we celebrate the announcement of season 2.
>>571539756
>>571540809TROOST
>>571536183>meanwhile BBChad stocks keep risingTOTAL BLONDE VICTORY
>>571535316Flambae is clearly masc4masc>>571539659This; he probably doesn’t manscape much down there
>>571544719He probably trims but doesn’t shave. If a guy is naturally hairy it looks VERY weird to shave everything off.
cause jesus he knows meeeand he knows im rightttive been talking to jesus aaall my lifeeeeholy fuck. mondays over so everytjing gonna go alrigh t form now on. good night sdn. i loveu bros. i raellly do.
>>571549031goodnight visiholic
>>571551694Oh c’mon now Robert What could he possibly be singing that could be so infuriating?
>>571552464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgha9S39Y6M
>>571552464But really it's dancing queen.https://files.catbox.moe/97di3r.mp4
still here.still waiting.any fucking day now.
KICK
What'd I miss? My signal was down since I got up.
>>571564560not much
>>571564917Oh? Ok then.
anyway thread's almost donewho's making the next one
>>571565370Guess I will.
Let's go.>>571566337>>571566337>>571566337
