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>>571006926>she then proceeded to make weird noises
aw man I'm too slow to bake
These two good Restraint grandparents have space593044306546801488265859
>>571007058thanks anon
Shakur a cute?!
>>571006290YepAnyways needed to be saidNot necessary NOT EVEN CONSISTENTI won't let Gaslighters Inc cause hundreds of wasted runs for my DacchisIT IS NOT WORTH IT& IF YOU AREN'T RUNNING A SPEED 15%+ UMA DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ITMAX SPEED/POWER/WIT IS ENOUGHDO NOT WASTE BORROWS ON GUTS RUNS
>>571006884
>>571006993>dia is the only one with (sexy) dual underwear>the others are frilly but only got one layersssssssslllllllllluuuuuuuuutttttttttsssssssssss
Tachyon LOVE
>>571007160whats the connection between mr funny line and uma?
>2nd into 11th into sleep deprived>I kill the run and collect my missions with a 2x run started for tomorrowFelt great to do this
rape your trainer
>checks out nakayama festa witit... doesn't look that bad? if anything it's a FM/Neicha sidegrade again. Only the gold skill is bad innit?
>>571007402Shichi wouldn't do this.
>>571007323AiTore held her hand while she was in a fever induced coma and due to AI having a disposition where she is bad at dissapating body heat she ended up giving trainer 1st degree burnsAnd yet he refused to let goSo when she was finally awake she realised that trainer had bandages on his hand from the burns (also probably around the time she started really falling for her trainer)The connection is literally just they both got burned
Told my trainee I'm married and she gave me this look. What should I do? She's just screaming and crying and pissing now.
>>571007568Bottle the piss. I will handle it.
>>571007419zero priority
>>571007323AI-chan gets sick during her career and you hold her hand when she got a fever. Since umas have a higher body temperature than ningen you burn your hand, but (You) dont let go regardless. Also (You) get her GLOWING EYES too
>>571007568Did she just forget you were married to her or what?
>>571007654kino
>>571007419You're pulling the banner for Maruzensky who's good at low LBs meanwhile Festa's perk is a very gamblecore "19.8% chance to not kill your run when pressing that 99% quad rainbow"Also needs 3LB for 5RB.If you have paid carats I recommend to spark once across the two maruzensky banners since it'll cost you ~58k rather than 60k
>>571007667Trainers shouldn't marry their trainees. It is grooming.
>>571006884Ai-chan!
hi im newdo we like cafe in this thread
>pace xoguri>fast learner item in the first classic year shop>buy it>Satsuki Sho>0 clocks so far>"hmm gonna use the hat just to get max Hydrate hints, no fucking way the fast leaner theory is real">use it before the race>1 clock used>"uhhh ok">NHK Mile>4 clocks usedIt's fucking real. The most chill run killed in merely three turns. First time using before TS and only regret remains. At least I didn't get medium S, I guess
>>571007730There are absolutely zero rules against umas grooming their trainersIn fact you could consider it a feature of the contract
>>571007568Of course she's cry and piss, if you forgot that you are married to your orange wife. Dont make comments like that.
Ai-mama!
>>571007758Nah
>>571007758>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reddit cafe
>>571007734
Realistically what would Taiki do if I popped a boner during one of her hugs? It's a natural body response.
>>571007994>"OH! LETS ENJOY!" then starts raping you until you cum at least three times
>>571007994She's show you how well she can ride a mechanical bull.
>>571007994Probably just keep hugging?It's taiki we are talking about afterall.
>>571007650oh right I missed that part. Welp I guess I'm staying a witlet until FM rerun>but it's le badI still use SR wit so any increase is an increase
>>571007838No, I'm married to a human woman.
>>571007994>"nyooo trainer is so tiny...."
>>571007994She'd be pleased you find her sexually attractive (ie. not gay).One step closer to a relationship with you
>>571007994>Wao! Trainer, something is hitting me!
>>571007994>Oh! Torena-san, you have a gun too?
>>571006884Im too drained from playing this game. We need alot of gibs for our upcoming 1st anniversary next week on the 26th
>>571008193Trainers have a minimum length requirement to pass the national exam though?Did you not know?
>>571008171Clearly you are delusional. You married the funny orange uma.
>>571008337Isnt that racism towards Korean trainers?
>>571008320We're already done with our 1st anniversary
>>571007419Worse than FM because no priority and priority is a top important stat, MANT is the weakest it ever will be die to being the only scenario where you barely train. In fact in GL, training stacks of umas is literally how you get currency
>>571008458Have you ever met a korean trainer?
>>571007994She'll assert dominance by popping a bigger one
Today I am posting Ardan, let's do this shit.
>>571007994She might grab it and makes a horny engrish comment about it
>>571008629I've read a lovey-dovey doujin like that
>>571008743With Taiki?
>>571008696Ardan owes me sex
>>571008817Taiki does not have a doujin like that
>>571008817No, but that would be good
Raisu.
>>571008743Link?
>>571009030Lice
post something
>>571009064Zelda.
Why does Sweepy keep shitting the bed here?
>>571009114
>>571007419>>571008168The no priority is a little rough, and there's better options for wit SSRs, but if you're pulling for Maru anyway then it's a pretty decent bonus if you're still relying on SRs
>>571009114King a cute
Trying to catch newcuties and those still without a clubExcelUma (14/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
Oguri can't be sexy
And nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8mYAGPanhcPokke sex!
>>571009517blue...
>>571009608
>>571009297She doesn't know how to use optional clocks and her item use programming is pretty retarded.
>>571009517Yet you post a sexy Ogurin, curious is it not?
I tried out Henry's carat planner and it looks like I could afford rickey, double spark on agnes, and the smaru rerun, and go for like 3 uma banners and still have enough to double spark ramonu. Does the game really give out that much carats? I have like 75k +130 total tickets right now
>>571009517She is sexy
>>571009787Not just carrots, they give you shit loads of tickets and free pulls too, if you plan properly you will live like a king as f2p
>>571009502Good job on keeping up with the recruiting, pretty surprised you got this many.
>>571009787You don't understand bro, you have to roll for 20+ umas, or else you're bricked.
>>571009764>>571009297Forgot my image lmfao
>>571007994
Doggy style with Oguri, but your hands are sinking into her plush hips and you can feel her tummy jiggle...
Mejiro Bright randomly laughed at me and said my clothes are lame, I hate the evil horse.
>>5710097877 & I curse this anon to have to go to spark each time to get the focus of the banner
>>571010139...i am a weak man and you are not helping
>>571010139Doggy style with Oguri, but she moans out Kitahara's name instead of yours.
>Gold Ship was #17 a few days agoTabaru caused his dad to get drained by evil mares...
>>571010351She lost
>>571010190In 6 hours, she will realize that she hurt you by accident.Please understand.
>>571010285There is a YouTube tutorial on how to use the carat planner, Jordan
>>571010369All he wants to do is fuck mares anyway.
>>571010369Dia got sex mogged by kita-chan so fucking hard
>>571010420You got lucky...2 posts later & I would've gotten youJustice will come...
>>571009787That planner has been pretty accurate for a while now from what I've seen. Old versions used to underestimate a bit, from events and things.>Does the game really give out that much carats? They give out quite a lot from events and anniversaries yeah. If you resist impulse pulling and grab all the free stuff, it adds up.75k +130 is also quite a lot to have saved.
>>571010396Umas that would accidentally say something extremely hurtful to their trainers but only realise hours later and regret it immensely?
>>571010491
>>571010573This always looks so ridiculous
>>571010369>bricks and mortarbased name
>>571008341Anon got Freya’d lmao
>Ate two whole servings of tripe, plus all the leftover chicken wings>Fapped twice >A few hours later and I'm hungry again; could probably eat a whole deep dish pizzaAm I being corrupted by some kind of Slaaneshi chaos demon? Does my trainee have anything to do with it?
>>571010548Gold City (she would blunder her way through an apology after stewing on it for days)Air Shakur (she would regret it but wont apologize)I actually think its just those two?
yukino bijin needs to die
>>571010369>Seiun Hades
>>571010819Nigga why you eating all that tripeYou having it with anything?
>>571010819I just eat baby carrots when I want to snack
>>571010859
>>571010819I've eaten a total of 8 large slices of sourdough bread with goats cheese, garlic and olive oil today and its not even close to dinner time yet.
>>571010983Can we get Bold Bikini...
>>571009030Shawa
>>571010953It was braised in tomato basil sauce with onions, mushroom, and sausage. I undercooked it slightly, but the sauce was pretty perfect. I can't upload a picture because it's all gone.
>>571010369S3 would be so much better if Real Steel was an uma
>>571011258Hmm... sounds goodBut control yourself lad
>finally Medium S>no speed rainbows in summerplease let MANT be over already
>>571010819>teiofatisn't all of this normal behavior for you guys
>>571010285It assumes worst case jordbro, if anything, I have the potential to come out better than the planner suggest if I dont have to spark uma banners>>571009871>>571010536Sick. I'm gonna go drown myself in niger pussy then. Machan, kitablanco and weisex
>>571011292if only cygames wasn't so cheap
>>571011362That problem will still be there even when MANT is over
>>571010819>Fapped twiceWhat does that have to do with food
>>571011501I dealt with that way better in unity and ura. I hate that item shop and constant racing
>>571010536Underestimating is far better than overestimating. Essentially it doesn't count a few super minor sources like the random drops from races, because theoretically you could just not get anywhere near the average amount because it's RNG and even guessing at that would require it ask additional questions like how many career races you average a day.
Protect me, Tazuna!Don't let this uma cast her spellDon't let her fire sear my flesh and bone!
>>571010819That anon near the end of the last thread is transferring his hunger to you.>>571011564We're uma bros, we always do CEI porn
>>571011501yeah but it's 30 minutes wasted instead of 1 hour
>>571011718The uma mating dance...
>>571011601doing a constant 1.5x average over costing makes the 'plan' a placebo
>>571011569GL has not 1 item shop currency but 5 to juggle. It does have less races you want to do, which also sucks because it means there's nothing to save a bad training turn, not races or even a whistle item.
>>571011501Shorter runs = more chances to roll inspos Longer runs are bad for inspo fishing
>>571011829that's fine it's the same for everyone
Damn boy umas... need hand holding immediately!
>>571011789No, 1.5x means you failed to enter the data accurately or are botting which obviously gets you more resources than a player. You do understand that if you tell them you get 3rd place gold every time and then you get 1st place instead, that's a huge difference in gems, right?
>>571011718Duramente will fuck her trainer before Kitaslow does
umamusume face cunt pussy vagina umanko
>>571011718Kitaseduction....
>>571011829I take it that over random shop items and 40min runs with out any trainee stories. Fuck that gay ass scenario and all its fans too.
>>571011718what does that even mean
>>571007402>Coal Shitty
>>571011993Many are saying this
Festa ZR...
>>571007160We also have WoodyT now in the mix
>>571011725You'll be wasting way more time because of the constant abandoning of runs. Any MANT run can be salvaged, a GL run with a shitty first 7-10 minutes is worthless so you abandon it. That also makes TP a real problem again for the first time in a long time, especially for anyone with a fan quota since GL runs get dogshit fans since you can't afford to do the URA strat of doing all the G1 races anyway without tanking your run since the shop currency is tied to training and not races.
>>571011976estimating 200 every time is the 1.5x and is stupid as you now realised
>>571012174...why woody?
>>571012160>boyumaUgly design.
>>571012193I finish any run I started, unless I fucked my deck or legacy umas. This is not a problem for me since I dont sweat this shit.
my trainee need to cool off
>>571012249Because Bouquet's trainer in game is based off her irl jockey Akihide Tsumura and it's been an ongoing meme that he kind of does look like Woody
>>571012245Again, you failed to enter the data properly. You as the person controlling the dials is meant to be smart enough to put in the accurate info so it knows. It is like 1.01x-1.05x for anyone accurately putting in the info and accounting for the parts they have a range on with the most accurate average.
>>571012352That's easy
>>571012402kinda creepy?
>>571012402WILD WOODY!?
>>571012402Soulless
>>571012402
>>571012340You're going to hate GL then. A bad MANT run can still scrape by an S and decent parent odds, a bad GL run gets shit fans, back to A ranks, terrible parents, and you can even potentially fail a scenario race for even worse outcomes than just crawling to the finish line.
>>571012508McCute
>>571012508FattyGet buffed already. I want to oshi run with you
>>571007554>>571007654THAT is the reason? Alrighty then lmao. That reasoning is a bit thin, but fuck it, why the hell not.
>>571012445I want a horse but they too expensive :(
>>571012570I won't, MANT is dogshit and I'm looking forward to its end. What a terrible scenario design it has.
>>571012065>40min runsYou mean 80.
>>571011695Orfe is so cute
>>571012660Trainer is in danger...
anything is better than MANT>b-but!i don't care ANYTHING is better than MANT
>>571012660why are there holes in the co
>>571007554Joshua GloryhamT would definitely be a full on mummy after (literal) burning hot umapyoi with Ai
>>571012746Trvke
>>571012723>not wearing a fake wedding ring
>>571012617You should see the art where Graham has the Almond Eyes
>>571012660>*bleeds*wtf Vodka you nasty
>>571012570some keep trying to downplay GL but just no way you can convince me its worst then having 8 turns essentially decide the entire hour long career. It doesn't matter how well you play the shop if summer is cold. Best you can do is salvage a run skipping races but as we all know by now, A cm is 60~70% sweats willing to run until every uma is SS
>>571012710You are genuinely just terrible at the game if the runs take 80 minutes. A fully effective one is like 40, one you rush out without optimizing for things like "do 5 MANT runs during this story event" take like 30 tops.
>>571012829As if a wedding ring would stop your contracted trainee
bros... I think I need a Taishin family.....
They should've made Shakur more similar to her irl counterpartLike making her an actual delinquent who threatens physical violence and even hits you at times instead of giving her nerd hobbies that clashes with her aestheticAnd some more piercings Like I mean she's already crazy hot but she has potential to be even hotter
>>571009787If you aren't a gambling addict, those tickets add upSome light spending gets you so much shit it's actually insane.If you aren't some impoverished indonesian, the $7 pack gets you 20 (TWENTY) pulls a month, and the vouchers are equivalent to a $400 spark or burning 30k carats.If you see some retard going "oh I can bot for an extra 500 carats a month" then know you're talking to some south east asian that isn't legally able to own a credit card not even one of those prepaid ones that fuck you over with slightly higher processing fees.
>>571012875you can also just get fucked if the shop gives you nothing to buyi've had more than one run where i was sitting on 600+ coins because either everything was fucking worthless or races never refreshed the shop
>>571012890Cheating is wrong
Imagine someone saying "I love Shakur" haha what gay ass nigga lmao
Which is stronger 5* Green Taiki or 4* Pink Taiki?Why won't the let me use both at the same time?
>>571013072it could be worse they could be saying they love Rice
>>571012617It's kino honestly
>>571012995It is potent propaganda
>>571012996>more piercingsFuck off, wokie
>>571012832Seen some (2-3) of it, which is why I was so confused by the connection.>>571013120>Even has the eyes and logosSome people I swear
Honestly, even after all of these months in MANTI still hate Unity the most.
>>571012996>get hit when (You) disagree with her >still work with her because of the potential you know she has >at the end of the career, she mellows out just a tad bit I see the vision
>>571012875The worst part of GL is that it's not an upgrade to MANT, even if they move the buffs early it's terrible for parents and TT due to lack of skill hints. You'll still be doing MANT runs often because you'll need to update TT with the power creep umas like Tachyon, you'll just want to do GL instead of URA or Unity sometimes. The only situations GL is truly better is that the high rolls for things like CM can be slightly higher, but we are talking about MUCH MUCH less consistent runs, the average MANT Uma will beat 95% of GL Umas with ease consistently. It's cool to make usable oonige but that's about it.
>>571012996Kinda wish they kept the tattoo but whatever>>571013054Its what was meant to be all alongThe three goddesses told me so
>>571012570It isn't about the mechanics. It's that MANT takes an entire hour just to train an ace that you're not even sure it'll be good or not. It isn't even enjoyable or engaging anymore and most of the time I do my runs while watching or doing something else.There's also no reason to focus at all.
What would be the uma version of Danon Decile literally shitting in the middle of every race when he gets eventually added?https://x.com/kamogawaPisuke/status/2067229688574169571
>>571013191But GL's hint system is better than MANT
>>571012887>Spaghetti coded phone constantly game locks itself up loading pointless slideshows that are getting fast forwarded anyway>Performs even worse on a gaming computer than my 5 year old phone>Somehow this gook incompetence is my faultI'll bet you also think I'm a racist chud for watching Backrooms last weekend instead of Mango and Grok.
>>571012405The most important part that has a range is pull target cost average and gets put as max 200 which is 1.5x average
>>571013173Ace runs in MANT are a lot more fun, I just wish it wasn't so much better for parents, that's when the run duration really hurts.
>>571013201Fuck off
>>571013154holy shit an actual incel postlet me guess, tattoos are le bad and le woke and le degenerate too?
>>571013245you're a faggot normalfaggot for watching either of those trash movies, so yeah>Performs even worse on a gaming computer than my 5 year old phoneStop playing without hachimi then you racist incel chud
>>571013268You good bud?
I am not falling for pro MANT propaganda. I will never go back once its over.
>>571012887why do people lie like this as if others don't play? Theres not some magical trick for mant to be faster. Opening shops and running 35|+ races simply adds up fag
>>571013015The funny thing about the people botting for 500 carats a month is that they're spending more in extra electricity than 500 carats is worth guaranteed. I know some of them don't pay their electricity bill directly but still it's hilarious how low the benefits are.
AIEEEEEE DANCHOU THEY'RE TELLING TO GIVE UP GRAND LIVE RUNS AGAIN
>>571013142I think looking at this artist's works are too dangerous
>>571013301>he wants women to look ugly and ruin their body
>>571013029yea once in a while get run where barely have enuf horns to do summer, straight up had 0 appear all final fall other day
>>571013191It's a good thing I'm botting my grandparents now then.
>>571013408Ah making an argument out of peoples personal tastes.Pretty decent baitpost.A solid 7.3/10 imo
>>571013354TAISHIN TESTOOOOO>lifts Taishin
>>571013191im pretty positive your mant can beat GL umas is total bs.
>MANT finally getting closer to the end>GL doomposters suddenly crawl out of the woodworkcurious
>>571013226The system is better but the raw output is worse. You will still see people making parents primarily in MANT because SS is much more reliable to achieve while doing all the races a parent needs to do. Your GL parents will almost always have worse white sparks and less of them because they're not going to hit SS rank and do all the G1s at the same time, at least not nearly often enough to even consider running the double roulette of tiny chance of that lining up before even rolling the tiny chance of 3* blue with a usable pink.
>>571013191We'll see how this post will age
>>571012875>run OGuri>don't hit threshold by Asahi Hai>run parent scheduledoesn't work cuz parent rework is second anni CYGAYS PLZ FIX
The previous thread ended with 777 posts in it.
>>571013310>Feature length internet meme shot on a shoestring budget by an autist zoomer>normalfaggot>>571013301>let me guess, tattoos are le bad and le woke and le degenerate too?NTA, but yes they are.
>>5710136437 and I let Fuku baby trap me
>>571013245I use both mobile and PC and either can easily do MANT runs in under 40 minutes even with dogshit hardware if the player is competent. This is an old ass gacha, it doesn't even truly need a dedicated GPU.
>>571013568i rarely try to make good parents so i don't care
>>571013643Nice
>>571013301>let me guess, tattoos are le bad and le woke and le degenerate too?Only for women, it's acceptable for men if the tattoo is decentPiercing is disgusting regardless of gender though
>>571013540They literally had to buff GL with mechanics changes after launch because it was so bad that nobody could justify touching the mode if they were competitive. We're expecting them to move those buffs forward but they still leave it as subjectively better and still worse at several things, especially parent runs.
If you still run MANT after GL, then your time has no value and your opinion is worthless to me.
>>571013827This must feel nice
>>571013908Brother we're all spending hours daily not just playing a soul sucking gacha with essentially no gameplay but then posting about it in a forum nobody cares about. Nobody here respects their own time unless there's a cygames plant.
https://jiggie.fun/NwcSodhttps://jiggie.fun/NwcSodhttps://jiggie.fun/NwcSod
>>571013326Third world families are burning an extra $21 dollars a month in power for effectively, $7 of free carats (value is a third of paid) and you're laughing?I am, as well. Niggers will poverty trap themselves.
>>571013992that doesn't mean I'm going to finish 5 mant careers a day
>>571013992i stick to only about a run a day personally, play several other games the other 8+h
Parent runs in MANT makes sense, but I don't see how MANT aces could possibly compete with speedcapped GL aces. Even when you cut the overcapped speed in half that's still 1400, which is more than distance S and 2 greens on a capped MANT uma.
>>571013992My time is superior because I only run 3 MANT parent runs instead of 5.
Remember how we used to race against Clean Cleats? Those were the days
>>571013992i don't waste more than an hour a day on this kusoge gwo
>>571013301It depends.I dislike some piercings but like some. Some tattoos are fine but others are really trashy.
i think I've done less than 20 mant parent careers total
Good might, /uma/.
>>571014182People aren't going to hit the new caps right away in GL, it's overkill until better cards come. Also even MANT is getting higher caps for speed due to the new mechanics. Your blue sparks will raise the caps, and green skills you already take for more speed will also raise the caps. You can get a little more potentially in GL but don't forget it's not a full speed boost even after the buff to the mechanics, 1700 is not as much better than 1600 as you might expect. Where you miss out a little on speed you make up for with higher wit and power in MANT vs GL, especially wit because it's one of MANT's specialty stats.
So does anyone have the link to the new sweepy?
>>571014107Other games are great. It's nice to take a break from your job game and play a fun game
>>5710145504 speed cards 1 wit 1 scenario not good enough for non long?>Kitasan Bakushin Biko Tachyon>Fine Motion>Light Hello
/uma/ keeps distracting me. I'm supposed to be working but I keep seeing pretty pictures of trainees>Close /uma/?No
>>571014550what stap caps nigga? gametora says 1200 after the update. The only thing mant does better is gutsmaxxing after throne and that's still megacopeyou're not beating a 1540 effective speed GL ace even with all the speed greens in the gamedrop the cope and welcome comfy 20 minute run times ahead
>>571014550There's a rather big elephant we've known about for ages that hurts your claims. Throne. It's been repeated since even before unity that throne is only viable for 1 CM in jp. If what you said is true, throne should have lasted much longer.
>>571014563whats wrong with the old one
>>571014793the kinda gloves you cum inside
>>571014307>he dodged the Turf Queens
>>571014609ironically being to every A finals keeps me creating cm umas.. even tho its really not a big deal at the end fo the day and i play for umas, not cards and big ranks
>>571014550You're underestimating global's meta autism
>>571014793Loves Only You is so fucking fat holy shit
>>571014731You CAN reach the cap but don't want to because you need other stats too. Bringing speed up another 200 past the soft cap is dogshit if it means sacrificing tons of wit and power.
>>571014871Yes, you're relying on gametora which isn't the full picture. Like the post says, 1200 is base and then you have both sparks and green skills that raise the cap mid run. No MANT Uma is going to be capped at 1200 speed anymore, it's a matter of how deep past the soft cap you can go.
>>571014932Chrono GenegrassGrey Wonder
All umas are queens
>>571014932Chrono's womb won't dodge my semen tho
>>571015046sakura does not have all that
>>571014878JPeople got sick of MANT, much sicker than Global which does have MANT defenders. JPeople simply didn't optimize at that level.
Maybe you should discuss this with other Umamusume.
>>571015192>much sicker than Global>Falco eventok bro
>>571015148Not all.Some are princesses.
>>571015192Name MANT defenders, Nobody likes MANT just because I like it has clocks for G1 parent training doesnt mean its overall good. Will they implement that for other scenarios?
>>571007554>wake up because I was overheating in my sleep>see thisguess it's a sign to pull my Joshua Graham cosplay back out.
>>571015192We already lost more than half the playerbase, Game keeps on bleeding every week
>>571015148If she runs....SHE'S A THOT!
>>571015192This is the same shit people said about global mant and at the end of the day it's no different than jp mant
>>571015469>meanwhile in hokkaido with her trainer
MANT is so shit I am just playing Korean slop demos on steam now
Honestly I don't mind doing 1 hour mant runs, my main problem is seeing my umas jobbing in races they should've easily won because they happened to be matched with broken ass gold skill rivals like Vodka/Flower/Creek/Heel Shower. Anytime my uma jobs I just give up the run and lose interest in playing until the next day.
>>571012660Who the fuck has sex with an uma and uses a condom?
>>571007554Fuck man if someone did this for me I'd probably also fall for them.
>>571015665you should take closer look at those condoms
>>571015713Even more nonsensical
>>571015608This. I know I could just skip the race and lose nothing but I feel pissed that I lose to some 200~300 speed umas meanwhile I had fucking 700 speed and it goes downhill from there
>>571015469My gf from Hokkaido looks like this
>>571015817you can't post that
>>571015807SpedchudTore...
>>571015817
>>571015291they doaround 3rd anniversary
>>571015817SLURRRRPPPPPPPPPP
>>571015532Okasan approves
>>571015881I'll just keep running Curren chan career then. Thank you.
>>571015817I need to lick it
>>571015930Of course she does
My co-worker called off had to work solo today and had to stay an hour past my usual leaving time. Can I please get a (You)?
>>571015958AAAAAHHH SHE'S COMING CLOSER
>>571015381how can you tell from team trials
>>571016109
>>571016109I'll give you a second (You) if you post more Cafe.I've been in the trenches before and I'm glad I'm a NEET once more.
>>571015608To be fair losing to Flower/Creek/VILLAIN Shower happened to URA and Unity pretty often.NSM Vodka raping you in Classic Year is fucked up though; no arguments there.
>>571016109no
>>571016109Good goyim keep working for free and doing stuff that is not in your contract
>>571016193What the fuck happened to Cafe....
>>571016202The goyim owner? All me
What quality skills are you even getting with a Guts deck? Free PtO from Welfare Bijin? What else?>I-I'll just rely on hints from racesHope you like getting 3 hints of Tactical Tweak & Stamina To SpareGamba on top of gamba on top of gamba & FOR WHATReally...& don't say "my white sparks will handle it" they won't You already need to be praying for Head-On to begin with (+ not getting agemasened by Finemo if you have her MLB)So reliable
We fucked
>>571016129Cutoffs used to be over 45k during the hachimi period then last week it only reached 25k.Also Class 1-3 are massive graveyards
>>571016293>So reliableI don't think Guts has ever been a "reliable" option.
This might just be the first CM I phone it in and just play in the kiddy pool with A+ umas. I'm already getting exhausted struggling for Med S god runs when I know the Oguri Cap of Balanced Uniques will beat me 80% of the time anyway.
>>571016293which uma is this
>>571016221I was putting extra heavy creamer in her coffee while she wasn't looking
>>571016418Well good job cause its a very kissable tummy
>>571016378Instead of getting raped by casual Oguris (22% chance to fail her unique), you decide to be raped and farmed by the spreadsheet calculator nerds?
>>571016335Digitan seems like she'd explode if you so much as kissed her. I don't see her having sex.
>>571016474you don't see her having sex because she's having sex with me
Am I the only one who only do 1 run per scenario for Uma I don't really like
>>571016474Digitan would keep asking her trainer to go out places/hang out with her and only realise like 3 or so years later that they have essentially been dating the entire time
>>571016361According to some people it is...NECCESARY even>wowwwwww are you really still shitting on guts buildsYes IDGAF the world needs to knowI am doing a service>>571016401*stabs you*
>>571016378I just went med A and done with it. Just isn't worth the time and effort
>>571013301yeah uhh tatoos are not wholesome!!i want wholesome heterosexual romance!
>>571016293Just run Guts Pasa and you won't have to worry about getting agemasen'd for Speed Star :^)
>>571016554I haven't even played half my umas at all, you can't make me play biwa
>>571016293Guts Bakushin has the entire kit for the Sprint CM nigga. it's another agemasen though
>>571016556Wouldn't she get clued in from all the kissing???
>>571016629She's the worst card if you're trying to max guts though.
>>571016556This sounds super possible.
>>571016378Wanna have sex instead of doing CMs
>>571016378I will run 3 umas I want to have sex with and take my B finals because none of those are Oguri
I can't find a third front for the Sprint CM..
>>571016657She wouldnt kiss (till after she realises) but she probably would probably subconsciously grab her trainers hand when they walk around like a convention or something.One of those everyone knows but them sorta deals.>>571016709Im just slightly familiar with the archetype.
>>571016629*+4 Frenzied Front Runners you**+4 Flustered Front Runners you**+4 Huge Lead's you*
>>571016826wanna see her what?
>>571016826I got something huge for Mr. CB to see *unzips*
>>571016857bussy
>>571016470Yes. But no, in all likelihood despite saying that I'll still spend weeks trying to make the best runners I can just to get raped by casual Oguris anyway and maybe make B finals.>>571016784no i'm racetarded
>>571016293my white sparks will handle it>they won'tguess I'm buying OOs
mr cheesburgers
>>571014563It's the same repo, seems like he abandoned it after realising what he unleashed tho
>>571016293t. shitter parents
mr cute boy
>>571016598I actually did run Guts Pasa while testing out Guts decks & she just went on Vacation insteadLovely
>>571016936>picKeep dreaming forever then lmao
>>571015930She wants grandkids alright
fell asleep award
>>571017248Ulala...
>>571017273Doto is very cute
>>571017273She's such a fat bitch...
mr cum butt
I'm so desperate for accels I'm gonna run Unyielding and see how it goes.
I don't care anymore I'm just gonna say it. I WANT TO MARRY AND IMPREGNATE HELIOS
>>571017372me next?
Mr cock and balls
Dozo
I got up at 2:30 am to take a shit and piss and to call this >>571013154 anon a faggot
>>571017353why would you say that.....
>>571017389Uh... Well first of all what are your thoughts on apples? Which is the best one in your opinion?
oranges
>>571017389Best fruit?
>>571016825It's a great archtype.Digitan love
Do you follow back if a club member follows you?
>>571017774Of course!
>>571017774Yeppers
>>571017774I kick them from the club
>>571017774No unless he has a decent lent that I might need
I miss my old danchou...
>>571017684
>>571017892The centurial orange
>>57101777460 slots is nothing so noblame je~.. I mean CyGames
>>571017774I follow no one, I lead. Type shi
>>571018104Very cute
Re:Zero was good.
>>571018179Resident Evil Zero?
which umas are size queens?
>>571018179I don't self-insert as a pathetic little bitch who cries in every episode so no.
>>571018249Like the biggest tits? That should be Doto
>>571018249They all probably get large meals at McDonalsExcept for Taishin and Daring Heart who get mediums
>>571018249I can imagine Duramente really wanting a tall partner.Same for Akebono and probably Hishiama
>>571018326My fuarking hero Special Week!
Is there info on Umas' weights? Who's the heaviest?
>>571018386u(r)mama
>>571018386No, but it's definitely Hishi Akebono.
>>571018341Dunno about Duramente but Akebono just wants someone who loves to eat her foodHishiama wants someone who can go one on one with her
>>571018386Teiofats
>>571018434I am Ama's guy
You must both love your grandfathers very much.
>new dataSHAKUR AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>571018618
>>571018386>Who's the heaviest?
Do you think the short Uma want tall dudes or want shorter guys because intimacy is easier?
>>571018676Akebono sit on my face
>>571018695Body licking
>>571018712no one wants shorter guys unless it's Rickey or Creek
>>571018792Am I below the height of consent...?
>>571018792>Rickeyi just fucking won, nerds. see ya virgins
>>571018792What's Rickey's angle?
>>571018858just some anon pushing the nonsensical shotacon thing some seafag wrote up or something
>>571018858she loves little boys
>>571018917Wife Groove
>>571018718She’s 600kg
>>571019148AkebonoSit on my face!
>>571016672good thing there's zero reason to do that
>>571019195She's bad when you want to use the guts training option, is the point
>>571019349what the FUCK is that
>>571019390it's a wreath
>>571019390+2 Tachyon of sharpness
>>571019390that's reddit tachyon
>>571019195I thought we were talking about guts deck
>>571019349Artists that ruins an umas aesthetics with their fetish shit don't seem to get hated on enoughAnother similar one is that shitty artist that draws umas in those shitty yandere/emo/goth whatever slop style with thick ass eyeliners
plappes plapyon
>>571019390a strawberry?
>>571019510This but with digitan and cafe
>>571019380
>>571019585Does Teio really...?
>>571019473guts is a near useless statguts cards typically have awful priorityunlike speed/wit you never want to click guts unless you have n-1 rainbows on ita guts deck first and foremost is to make training speed and power easierhaving high guts is near the bottom of the priority list
i will masturbate to Tachy
I'm not saying the game will benefit if they let us bang the horses but if they did their profits would double
>>571019380>>571019585I do this with my bf
Isn't it unfair how a certified shitter like Sirius doesn't get the gag character treatment while other far more successful umas do?
=
>>571019632>guts is a near useless statI agree anon, but you're replying to a post chain about using Guts Bakushin for guts deck.
>>571019725The devs play favorites.Besides, Sirius only acts like a big shot and it blows up in her face 70% of the time.
>>571019812Who are the devs favorites? I would say these two are pretty high
>hachimi crash on career end still not fixxed
>>571019812Suzuka
Might drop couple carat packs for Shakur to see if her story has any new Doto bullying scenes
>>571019786Digitan shouldn't be sexy.
>>571019915Obuhi too
>>571019938
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Dahby is literally the most prestigious race.A single Dahby win is worth more than 10 G1 wins.
Any cuties around?
>>571020101This means a Taurus plat (my only plat) is worth 10 plats. I win, /uma/.
>>571020101Even the dirt dahby?
>>571019938wrong
>>571019725Is her continually failing to dom anyone but the trainer and nonames not enough?
Teio I'm not sure your tiny body can handle 3 children
>>571020037This suzuka is very cute glugging like that. The cyclops one is not.
>>571020016Digitan is many things.She's cute, kind, hard working, passionate, has a low self esteem, a perverted streak.But she isn't sexy.She's for close friendship that borders on something more but never crosses the line.
>>571020101you know what's even more prestigious than dahby? winning the satsuki sho, dahby and kikuka sho cm for the triple crown
>>5710201803 fractures why not more
>>571020180But it sure can handle 3 cocks
Reminder that sex with Special Week is always an option.
>>571020150Taurus 1 is the most dishonest CM because it's just a contest of who rerolled the hardest
>>571019901thought I was the only one, it's aids
post something sleepy
>>571020195nah that's the #1 sign of a fraudthere isn't a single non-fraud double/triple crown winner
>>571020242I won Taurus 1 without rerolling much except for one fine motion card
>>571020142Grown ass man typing this btw
>>571020341AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY ASS ITS GROWING
>>571020242I'm a day 1 player and I won the first dahby THOUGH
>>571020220Somebody post THAT
>>571020284I'm the cat
>>571020360Rudolf watching Sirius job in yet another race.
>>571018249Umama
>>571020224Spe-Chan hides a nice body under her bulky costume
>>571020224I would never have sex with my daughter
Time for another choco taste testing for Shakur
>>571019901Just downgrade to 0.25.4
>>571020284
>>571020242you could argue that it's dishonest because the very small skill point pool meant that it basically came down to wit checks
>>571020564Zamn Shiraoki-sama must've struck Fuku with lightning or something because wtf happened
>>571020716either that or a blue shell
I didn't even qualify for Taurus 1 finals because I was still learning how to play lol
>>571020607If you rerolled you'd have MLB FM during that time and a lot of skill points and wit. So, yeah, still a reroll contest.
>>571020242Taurus 1 was the most sovl cm, whales are just mad that they only had MLB kitasan back then and the strongest uma was F2P goldship, so their whale edge was greatly reduced. Also there was the most competition since there were more players.If you won the first Taurus, you've proven yourself to be a great toreina.Yeah, I won it with Gold Ship, how could you tell?
>>571020675I'm the blanket
my point was that it came down to rolling the random wit speedups during the finals, everyone pretty much had the same skills and my opponents had the same support cards as me
>>571019785Machitan!
Post something aids
>>571020898I need to read her career and then write a story for it.
>>571013301I pray you don't end up with someone with tattoos just for your own sake
>>571020971KIll her Maya!
>>571020971take off (clothes)
>>571020971I appreciate the frequent propagandaStill not rolling though
>>571013301>holy shit an actual incel postHi Shakur sis!
>>571020987
Danchou we did it, were top 100!...Danchou?
HER NAME IS TANNHAUSER
is it ERP hours?
>>571021165
what deck setup do you guys use for seiun
>>571021232bend over and you'll find out
i wish i was an umamusume fucker
>>571021257But I want to fuck you in your tight ass
>>571021257Sorry Chiyoanon but bigger dick tops
>>571021253I only have 2 half-decent stamina cards maxed out. SR Mayano and SSR Zenno Robroy. So either one or both.
>>571021217it's MACHITANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64XltU_U3xM&t=70
>>571020971>childish
>>5710212532 speed /2 pwr / 2 wit or 1 pwr + riko
>>571021253The usual 2 wit 2 stam 2 speed.sr wit tachyon/wit finemo/sr stam cafe/creek/kita/top road.Yet again, that depends which distance you are training for
>>571021253Kitasan BlackFinemoBobo wit welfareAgnes Tachyon witEl Condor PowerMatikanefukukitaru borrow
>>5710212532 speed 2 power 2 wit
>>571019901It only happens to me if I go to pick an epiteth, even in the veteran list.
>>571021449>have finemo card>have finemo uma spook during kita pulls>have finemo wedding twice when pulling for currenwtf...
chiyoposting should be bannable
>>5710212532 Speed, 2 Stamina, 2 Wits.Usually Kitasex+Fukukitaru, Creek+Mayano and Tachyon+Finemo.
>>571021449What did she mean by this?
>>571021506Oguri will never be sexy.
>>5710212532 speed 3 wit riko
>>571021412>>571020971Maya got mogged.....
>>571021589>Act sexy>Get upset when someone flirts with you
>>571021676wat are your parents
why are so many dacchis using stamina cards? It's not a long cm bwos
>>571013301nobody above the mental age of 10 thinks tattoos look good
>>571021682Maya is just a kid she's not supposed to be sexy
>>571021763did you miss the lessons in unity
>>571021774>>>>>>>
>>571021747my parents are kind and nice and didn't divorce
Her name is Mambo tho
>>571016293I've never tried Gutsmaxing. How many Guts cards do you bring vs Speed and Wit?
>>571021867What is Mambo? I don't know any Mambo.
>>571021828pedo
>>571021828yep not sexy
>>571021749true, stamina cards are for mile.
>>571021972>I've never tried Gutsmaxing.you shouldnt unless you're a true autist that can mentally handle chasing a 1% highroll>How many Guts cards do you bring vs Speed and Wit?3 guts 2 wit 1 speed
>>571021981Maya-chan would look good in a micro bikini, cat ears and tail, and a randoseru
>>571020971>same artist
>>571020971>>571022119AI-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!
>>571022180You forgot your sound
I am once again asking for the almond eyeclops
>>571021973El...
>>571022221gloooory eyes~ donnakagayaita igyo datte~>>571022261this
>>571021774I agree, this kid just isn't sexy at all.
Finally did some aces and testing. Fronts dominate the game, maybe more than XOguri, late works and can win, and most importantly pace Teio is fucking dead.KUSOGE
I think Almond Eyes is shit.
>>571022424This but Teio.
I thought "almond eyes" was a slur for asians, fellow spicbros
>>571022421correct>>571022424stop
>>571022424this but mambo
>>571022414I would immediately get on all fours in this situation and start sniffing Maya-chan's crotch, belly and armpits while she's incapacitated
>>571020193
I called my trainee a foid and she started hitting on me
>>571022551You're a virgin shut the fuck up.
Ai's chans are kinda big...
>>571022421>pace Teio is fucking deadcertain victory works but with no real accel skills yeah, she's dead until GL unless you run her end or something, but then she would be a mediocre end
>>571022551Why would this make your trainee want you
Which trainee would unironically get on her knee and cry "dont shay that...." after getting scolded?
>>571022593Just go along with the bit man.This is the perfect opportunity to throw shade.
need more ai
Curren would cry if she found out there was an imageboard on the internet full of trainers calling her a whore.
>>571022651probably either Mejiro, Agnes, or Umamusume
>>571022607I'll try experimenting and make her late/end or front whatever works better
>>571022607I'M GOING TO MAKE LATE ANIME TEIO AND SHE'LL CHAIN ALL HER ACCELS AND ZOOM TO THE FINISHthere's practically no reason to do this when i can run digital instead and have a more consistent unique AND superstan for positioning
>>571022746Maybe I should stop being mean to her.
how come everyones loves this stacy-looking-gal?
>>571022746Curren groomed her trainer while she was just a little girl.
>>571022746She canonically relies on her fan horde to control such behavior.
>>571022879WHORE RAPE RAPE RAPE SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Why can't I quit this game even though I know that they will never release a non-Iesbian uma thus keeping me miserable as a straight guy?
>>571022746maybe she should stop slutting herself out for cloutthousand-fan gang bangs isn't exactly "cute"
>>571022881Two very fashionable girls on screen far out of my league!
>>571022772>>571022778godspeed teiobrosI ran her end during unity and got nice results, as late she should work too, needing mile sparks and medium s or mutating to late and needing medium s with no mile races, only to lose to ogurin forma xmas would crush my heartdon't burn out anons
Why do male trainers exist just to get cucked?
>>571022535HUH?
>>571022848She's competitive and that's cute
if you want an umawife you can get with a zoomer born in 2002 and pretend she's a horse
Good morning bros
>>571022928uhhh that's spechud
>>571010573
>>571022881>whore and bitchthis event disgusts me
>alt outfits give just 3 new short events>1 of summer dober's is about her texting her exwhat the fuck is this cuck shit? i thought she were a virgin.
>>571023159Virgin females above the age of 15 don't exist
>>571023159Wasn't she the one who was being trained by an old lady until the player character took over?
>>571023065Good morning Pearl anon!
>>571022965>needing mile sparks and medium s or mutating to late and needing medium s with no mile races, only to lose to ogurin forma xmas would crush my heartYou get used to it. It doesn't make it any easier, but you get used to it. Not gonna get any easier in Grand Live either. It is what it is.
>>571023159>the expression she gives you when you ask her to block her rapist (former trainer)
>>571023250Yeah and she had lesbian sex with that old lady. Meanwhile she is openly disgusted by her male trainer.
>>571023159Pretty sure Dober's Former Trainer is a grandma.
>>571022965>>571022965>don't burn out anonsh-haha I'm already burned out I just want to continue the tradition of trying to make Teio win
anyone have race route with throne ?
>>571023389She has a peculiar taste for gilfussy
>>571023346GL is Teio's time to shine if they bring evo skills, or for mile races.
Is it a disgrace to only train umas who have an ult or a kit that works very well on the track, and aren't too painful on the sparks?
>>571023465Me too.
I hate every single one of you fags.
>>571023673only if you don't love them
>>571023503>if they bring evo skillsWill they even make that much of a difference? Anime Teio's just add white skill-level velocity boosts to her recovery skills... which I guess is good, but. They won't magically fix the 'pace chasers have no good accels' problem.
>>571023326Good morning!
>>571023708dont say that...
>>571023360Well played sir
hey
>>571023605too much cheese burgers
>>571023771and saved.this will be the only cryer i will ever usetnx for this
>>571023731paces will have a great accel during GL thospecially for libra cup which is the important CM, that's why I also said miles, you want to bring Teio to miles
>>571023969Except Nishino's ult won't be enough when you will be facing Taiki, fronts with angling, top runner and concentration and end XOguri
Grand Live will save /uma/
>>571023969But we just had a Mile CM
>>571024082Yes she will.
>>571024093it will be Grand DEATH
>>571023994Dia-chan love
>>571023994>>571024137I want to finger Dia's umanko subtly in public!
>2 more weeks until MANT is finally overwe're gonna make it...
>>571024120Not Teio
>>571024163two? that's too early
>>571024163We still have one more CM after Cancer Cup
/uma/ is at it again
>>571024163>2 weeksBwo... Grand Live is coming out in late July.
>>571024163Are you sure its only 2 more weeks?
What do I need for the sprint CM?
>>571024321three fronts with A&S and SFV
>>571024305I will be free and happy in GL!
>>571024305Bourbon looks mega cute!
Do front runners still want Uma Stan or are they unlikely to activate it given how they jump out to the front so quick at the start?I feel like doubling up on front corners would probably be better.
>>571024442You will be marked, claimed and raped by Drunk Hello immediately, and you will be happy.
>>571024464yesno umastan for them unless it's literally the only thing you can get
>>571024464it's nice but you're not taking it over front corners
>>571024554The nightmare of umas
>>571024464The point of Uma stan is that it activates during pace down mode for other styles so it's a great skil for theml. Fronts don't pace down during early race so it's just going to be a white skill that activates only in front only lobby
https://x.com/oricon_anime_/status/2067521107314524422honeyade~ honeyade~
>months ago people were saying MANT will save /uma/>now they're saying GL will save /uma/history repeats itself again...
>>571024554But I am a male trainer. Nothing good ever happens to male trainers. Being a male trainer means dying a virgin.
>>571024738Noone ever said MANT was going to save anything. Everyone was mortified of it killing global.
>Messi scores hat trick>Haaland scoring bangers>Mbappe scoring bangers>Kane scoring a goal and pen>Ronaldo ties with Congo LOLWho's the has-been Ronaldo of Umamusume?
the chiyonotes have been updated
>>571024738>MANT will save /uma/who tf said this
URA Finale will save /uma/
>>571024738nobody said that
>>571024805Our beloved hero Oguri Cap
>>571024738Everyone loved unity and was dooming MANT months before it came out
>>571024843Soccer is boringSauerkraut doesn't taste goodBeer is grossDirndls are cringeGerman automakers are liarsI love deutsche bahn
thanks traineroonie, I can always count on you and your trainynotes
vagina...
I hate Germany.I hate Eishin Flash.
Symbolis
None of you can explain why a dating sim made for men has nothing but lesbians.
>>571024986we don't say that here
>>571024738I can make shit up too
>>571025046cock...
>>571025028Whats your endgame? You barely get any (you)s? Is this okay for you?
>>571024305It's funny because you'll see anons seething and crying about the abysmal rng and how MANT at least shat out usable umas and they'll pretend like they've always hated GL from the start
horse pussy
>>571024738>people were saying MANT will save /uma/literally NOBODY said this, check the archives!
Sweepy's hat ears... Are fake...
>>571025028>sees lesbian>complains about it on a messaging board instead of converting her with cock
>>571025083>>571025135glasses_falcon.jpgthe correct terms are umanko and torepenis
>>571024805>considered the greatest at some point>gets cocky and refuses to retire when out of his prime>ends up jobbing against all the newbies>finally retires after consecutive loss
>>571025175At least magic is real...
>>571025028Stop using gacha games as a substitute for having a social life and healthy relationships, and stop throwing out low quality bait.
Why is Tsuyoshit always in fanart of the Golden Generation (and King) as if she was anywhere near their level?
>>571025181Go back to somalia
>>571025203oldest story in the book
>5 minutes until mant is over...
poona
>>571025231>Stop using gacha games as a substitute for having a social life and healthy relationshipsI use /uma/ for that
>>571025231>a social life and healthy relationshipsAs if anyone posting here has these
yayayayaya
>>571025352but umamusume is for wageslave ojisans
>>571025203That Takarazuka Kinen would've been the perfect point to end his career ngl
>>571025256Because he lived, bitch.
>>571025193I thought it was torechinchin
Who do I use as parents for Flower and Taiki other than eachother for CM16
>1 spd bonus>3 wit bonus>50 spec prio>no race bonus but we can cope>determined descent is a viable random accel this trackThe things I look up to make Pace Chasers try to work.
>>571025594pump some iron
>>571025594oguri
Stop it.
...
I want to sleep with chubby umas
>>571025594Oguri, Rudolf, NyOperaAaaA?
>>571025594When in doubt pulse
>>571024805The thing is that Ronaldo is only part of the problem. The main problem is the supposed "le strongest midfield ever" being too afraid to launch full attacks and instead just passing sideways and backwards against fucking Doctor Congo.This is why I hate all these modern "stats" players like that ratface Bruno, Bernado and Vitinha that are only goat tier on paper. I'm 100% confident that a journeyman shitter like Meireles is better than them on the field by virtue of being willing to launch attacks instead of just mindlessly passing the ball between them.
>>571025686NY Opera doesn't work, it activates during the accel zone
>>571025724You didn't answer the question
>>571024692Giving this to Teio until she gets drunk
>>571025686Rudolf is for backliners, NY Opera does nothing for sprint.Meanwhile Shadow Break can actually do something
Even with Hanshin racecourse corner rec, 777, moxie, and inherited miracle, this isn't gonna be enough stam is it?I really don't want to have to pay 180sp for restless. I have a lot of good skills I can buy.
>>571025724me pretending I understand any of this post
>>571025817yea nah that's not enough, you need that restless
>>571024843which German team would Flash root for?
>>571025779I wouldn't be able to hold back from having sex with Teio...
>>571025786>Rudolf is for backlinersIf what people are saying about fronts for CM 16 is true, then pace chasers ARE gonna be the backliners.
>>571025896She's rooting for team desu.
>>571025973you asked for it https://youtu.be/iqwcb4ODTaE
>>571025779I want a Teio job...
>>571026160what's a Teiojob
>>571026183Something like this I presume
>>571025820don't watch or play footsies, but i can kinda follow along because i read ao ashi
>>571025896Stuttgart
>>571026225I LOVE AI NOW
7 and /uma/ is saved, 4 and /uma/ dies, anything else and /uma/ exists in a half dead state until the end of time
>>571026440stupid orange jobberRickey would have delivered
>>571026440basednow we will be comfy till EOS
>>571025627pump some inRyan
>>571025942From what I've heard fronts are not very good for next CMNishino Flower will dominate
sometimes I forget how high uma tails are above their butts
>>571026459Much like the ouroboros, it means that /uma/ shall loop beyond the end of the stars, as Shiraoki-sama foretells
Uhhh, thanks...
>>571025773>RonaldoOpera, down to the fact that people hate him for virtually no reason just like how keibafags seethed at Ope back then>MessiActual, literal, unironic rigger who everyone pretends is some untouchable goat so he's Oguri (see her final Arima) (see his HGH history, ref scandal, barca PED doctor, painfully blatant Qatar rigging, his recent foul, etc)>Haaland"""Good""" player that is virtually useless except when directly in front of the goal, idk what uma fits him, maybe Bakushin I guess since she's only ever useful in short distance races>DonatelloFor now he's Rice Shower, above average but inconsistent, if he wins a couple more major trophies he's upgraded to Golshi tier>KaneGrass Wonder, actual underrated goat material
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>571026770and also the fact that the tail is only like 1/10th of what you see. The rest is just hair
>>571026921So wrapping my leg with tail isn't a thing!?
>>571026903It's great to be a frontGODat least we still run LoH later
do you think they use their tails to masturbate
>>571026902seethe for eternity, Twain
>>571026326Wait it's AI?!
>>571027002The guy is retarded"Tail hug" is a thing in umaverse and is present in at least 2 different scenes
>>571027046>TwainHuh?
>>571026903Hang on, those are all the cutest umas...I'm noticing!!!
>>571026902El Dictador is Symboli Rudolf
>>571027046>TWAIN mentionedRAAAAGGGHHHHH GO ROMANIA!!!!!
>>571025681>draw normal body>call it chubby
If I wanted dogshit soccer takes I'd go to /sp/Post umas
>>571024305yeah i'll be free for about 1 hour more a day
>>571027292Maya's gonna get it.
>>571027292Teiobwo...
>>571027074it just means they can control the hair magically
>>571025203he did win the tenno sho spring a second time THO
>>571025681sex with mares
>>571027498brown wife...
cum bucket d'or
What's the new Umas name that everyone is posting now in the global thread
>doing your trainee in missionary position and she pokes you in the ass with her tail
>>571027680Umamusume B
>>571027575She really is the best
>>571027680>>571027580
Shake it out is good enough for my pace hog right?
>>571027062The audio, yeppers.
>>571027307Bourbon has the sexiest racewear
>>571027693That's too gay...
All the good shit
>>571027908true
>>571027908Yes
Is it possible to win Long with C? Specifically Arima Kinenasking for Sweepy
>>571027908Maybe in fanart. But in the game the flat-looking shading it gets greatly weakens it.
>>571028115If you have enough stam, yeah
>>571028115nyes
>>571028115Gonna FUCK Sweepy.
>>571027959What are they doing...
>>571027959>even nips are making BBC cuckshit nowGod I'm so fucking tired
>>571028115Listen we're here to break records not rules.
>>571028115I run Long C on maru on the 'kinen. You need 750 speed or stack up on skills. I'm sure ends can afford lower speed thresholds.
>>571028145>>571028162>>571028219SAY NO MORE>>571028193GET IN LINE
>>571028115depends on the uma>sweepylol
/Uma/ says there exists an uma for everyone. Then is there one for a heterosexual male like myself?
>>571026440> /uma/ exists in a half dead state until the end of time>6 hour threads which used to be 2-3 hour threadsThats a good thing!We need namefags and schizos to die as well to get 24h threads, but I believe GTA 6 will kill /uma/ for good.
>>571024805If you want the greatest example of a horse being visibly washed, Seiun Sky's last race (The 2001 Spring Tenno Sho) is probably the best example>>571027908True, no idea why they added a tie to it though
>>571028279anyone you like
>>571028279air shakute
>>571028305>westslop 6
>>571028208>nowhave you been living under a rock? they've been at it for years
>>571028305>We need namefags and schizos to die as well to get 24h threadsif only...
>>571028563>>571028563>>571028563move
>>571028279Mayano top cunny
>>571026903there were like 4 pace chasers at the end there
>>571028258stacking up on skills is a fucking liethe only skills that you should ever pick up before the end of the run arerecovery skills if running longs (arima doesn't count)nimble/NSMangling if you're a front runnereverything else will cause you to lose races randomly to PDM
>>571027370imagine having a child in your car doing this you sick fuck
Would you drink Teio piss?
