Previous: >>571052680>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg (embed)06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
WHEN I WAS
Tachyon LOVE
Trying to catch newcuties and those still without a clubExcelUma (15/30!!!) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995Getting to half full during MANT is something alright
>>571083979A YOUNG UMAMY TRAINERTOOK ME INTO THE CITYTO SEE A G1 RACE
>>571084231yeet
>>571083979A YOUNG WARTHOG
wahey
>>571084019
>>571084212WOAAAAAHWE'RE HALFWAY THERE
>>571084279dating akitsu teio despite her having children already because she's that hot
any A+ clubs recruiting
>>571084538Yeah, she be lusting for that power all right
>>571084487What a nice hug between friends!
>>571084832id?
hi :)
Another day that I don't have an overweight uma wife. This pain is constant and sharp.
>>571085101Sex with fat umas.Post more
>>571085087hey
>>571084902ego
Digitan LOVE
None of you are rolling for Shakur.
>>571085205Then do some training you dumb bitch
thank you world cup for another meme
Just got the earliest possible charming
>>571085346
big fan of this picture of vodka. i fucking love her silly ass smile.
>>571085324yeah, guts training
I hate the wei uma
>>571085162I need more as well
Today I will spoil myself
>>571085087dressed up for our date
Guess how they will localize "puppy-chan"
>>571085598Costco exists in the umaworld?
>>571085928Fido
>>571085915built for painal
>>571085843always
>>571085770AIIIEEE JP UMA SPOILER
>>571085928Doggie dog dog boy little bitch-kun
>>571085928they'll keep that ONLY if you play as a female trainer
>>571086045mean. she's built for forehead kisses and cuddling.and also hatefucking her after she's spent half an hour talking your ear off with dogshit slang and memes.
Hachimi pee
>>571086460>and also hatefucking herHow does hatefucking work when the other person could snap your neck like a twig
>>571085087introduce me to your friend Belno, please
>>571086584drugs
>>571086584Idk. I didn't think that far ahead. Just the forehead kisses and cuddles then, I suppose.
>>571085162
>>571086543HOLY FUCK IS THIS A HONEYADE REFERENCE
>>571086758I want to be drugged and raped...
>>571086584You can still hatefuck them if they are into the hatefuckingOn some level, you are giving them what they want, but at least you get to take it out on them
Plapping K S Miracle while Ruby watches, then plapping Ruby while Helios watches, then plapping Palmer while Helios cries in the corner from not getting a turn.
If you get Air Shakur as a trainee you are guaranteed to MLB her stamina SSR in 200 pulls
>>571086602okay but I'm making it a double date so do your best!
>>571087034Why is she a pedo?
>>571085205>>571085602>Coal Shitty
>>571087613me on the left
>>571087391It's normal and healthy to be sexually attracted to Daiichi Ruby.
Do your part! Do NOT date your trainee! Marry a human woman!
>>571087153that'd actually be fun
>>571087748
>>571087707>t.Helios
>>571087707Ruby fucking wishes
>>571087896The sex would get kinky fast. She would probably make you dress like an uma.
>>571087153That works for me.
>>571087697YWNBAU
>Got my math wrong and thought Air Shakur was 30 minutes agoI'm so glad I'm retarded
>>571084265
let's be real, no one is rolling for Air Shakur
>>571087748sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
Women never look good without makeup.
>>571088436yeah yeahhere is your (you)
>>571088564off looks better
>>571088436>reading her career while filler episode Canada x Catar happenssimple as
>>571087748I won't date my trainee but I won't date a n*ngen either
not gonna roll for her but have some propaganda
>>571085101
>>571084538lusting for brian's power
>>571088673Wrong
>>571088948*shakaganda
>>571089172>>571088948That's a femboy
>>571087707This is true
>>571089376that's a very old fashioned head style on shakurlike maybe early 90s?
>>571089507Yeah, I got the same feeling too
>>571088793This is also wrong. Human women deserve human husbands. Uma women should not steal the birthright of human women.
https://youtube.com/shorts/dAdb9DRBIjwTake Yutaka will win l'Arc with Meisho Tabaru
>>571089828If he does, the Gold Clan will only grow more powerful.
spics are the only people with soul in this dying game
>>571089798>no war between umas and human women leading to their extinction.
>front pinkAIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>571090149Are you trying to flirt with me?
us?
>>571089507more like the mid to late 80's but yeah you have a point
Air Air Air Sahur
>>571090309No
>>571090336>Even if their relationship is otherwise pretty wholesome, I want them to kiss a whole lotI kneel to this artist
>>571090457
>>571090408<3
>>571090450>tranny hag
OH CANADA
>>571049260I do not blame you, Mejiro Mcqueen is quite possibly the worst uma in the series by far. She has no redeeming qualities, she is flat but somehow not even remotely sexy, worst fucking rich girl trope out there and she doesn't even have good laugh. She is only liked by old fat men looking for an easy lay and when you realize this, you wonder why the agp tranny likes her.
>>571090916Link the /sp/ thread
>>571090570I don't get it it's just a wholesome uma x trainer comic
>>571090941Stop being mad V
i would pull for shakur now but i have to watch ballkick
>>571090928this artist is kinda based?
>still no shakur pull posts, it's over
>>571091189>interracial >wholesome>>>/out/
last digit decides how many times I rollif 0 I roll 10 and make another post
>5 minutes >not a SINGLE post about rollsuuuuuuhhhhhhh
>>571090149do they still yell "PUTO" (faggot) when the opposing goalie kicks the ball
Godspeed Shakurbros
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU
>>571091503its also just some random fanart from some literal whowhats the issue
um, sisters...? where are all the shakur pulls........
>>571091605>wasted on an ugly rich umaSucks to be you.
>>571091503Maybe it's just a tanned Japanese guy, also it's just someone's OC trainer
This is the first 3 * I actively hope I never get
>>571091526Got nothing
uh oh
Air Shakur.
I'll do my daily carat pull haha no way I'll get her.... right?
I'll pull when im done with this career.
>>571091787grats bro
>>571091503by your own logic, every single umatore comic of Flash is not allowed since her trainer is canonically Japanese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpGtBnVZLSkpwease.... just one pull...... use a ticket....
>>571091787MY KNEES
that's it, good luck with the pulls
>>571091787You are the only real one, now post her cm ready ace
>>571091787Holy moly....
not even ryanfag would pull air shakur
I regret not pulling Bright
The weather is really nice... The birds are chirping... I really don't want to do a MANT run
>>571085770There's no Gosling to describe what I'm feeling>Aug 2028Actually there is, it's K dying on the snow-covered steps
>>571091864nta but I self insert in those comics and I'm German so it's OK
>>571091864Japaneses are Honorary Whites.
>>571092159https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11617920
>>571091787>this is the only pull postBIGGER FLOP THAN BAMBOO MEMORY LMAO
>>571091864WHAT IF I AM JAPANESEWHAT IF I AM THE MOST HONMONO NIHONJIN THAT HAS EVER POSTED IN THIS THREADI HATE BURGERS
>>571092121I asked him on his own logic, not yours?!?!
damage report /uma/
Air pulling
>>571092371Havent pulled yet, in the middle of a career.
>>571092159Sex with the whole V family.
nah nigga
>>571092371Ugly uma with tattoos and piercings don't sell.
>>571091787bbbbbbbaaaaaaasssssseeeeeeeeedddddddddd>>571091805ccccuuuuuutttttteeeeeeeeeee
shakurfags? how are we beating the larper accusations now?
who the fuck is V? or what is V?
wait, the whole point of the Daily Carat Pack is that you use it for daily singular pulls?
>>571092484SPECUTE!
Nothing wrong with interracial
>>571092576a scourge upon these lands
>>571092484Wasted
Good miling!
Shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur shakur
My wife's card is out @everyone @here
Is Air Groove speed a must-pull for late surger mains?
I need an uma with plenty of ear to nibble.
>>571092349Yeah but I just wanted to make a funny lil post. Idk what you expect from the other guy except for him to just state he is racist
>>571092726>hagFuck off
>there are niggas unironically rolling for shakurgrim
>>571092576The fourth letter in Cheval Grand's name.
>>571092627spenigger more like, she pisses me off so muchout of all the 3* in the game that’s unironically the worst possible outcome
>>571092808yeah nigga
yay got the banner girl
cute!
>>571092636Kill Seiunfags
>>571092341I will rape your fat Yamato Nadeshiko ass
not even the paid shills bothered this time...
>>571092887mad cuz bad
>>571092967Gyaru can't even cook for shit
>>571092919explode
>As if getting Shkur'd when you need to MLB a card isn't enough, Shakur can now also brick you if you randomly pull on the character bannerThis is too much I'm quitting.
>>571086448what a fat ugly bastardand then there's torena
>only 3 anons have ShakurNah. This is actually crazy.
>>571092669More like Chrono and Loves are good at milking me.
>Cancer Cup is up
>>571093251it hasnt even been an hour yet niggaslow your roll
>>571093098GEUNUELY WHAT DIS THIS BUM ASS NIGGA DO TO BE CHOOSEN AS THE GAME ICON
Congrats to shakur sisters for having the most deserted banner since Yaeno Bambooteki!
>>571093412Pandering to normies.
What's with the notifications fucking up? It's been happening for a while.
>>571093367no its not tf
>>571093412in 4 years you will be ashamed of your words and deeds
>>571093412Who else should it be?
>>571092726>>571092967>both cards on the banner are about Groove's mother and Shichi's surrogate mother what did cygey mean by this
>>571093620
its really hot outside do you think these would withstand rain if they were taped up /uma/
>>571093757>jobbed to Chopin
>>571093853:c don't post this ever again
>>571093797No
>director on the 200th rollI have been raped
>>571094024One Shakur in each arm...
>>571093945>muh hag wifeNeck yourself
South Korea or Mexico?
>>571094024outskilledyou just got fucking owned anon
No, but Yaeno Muteki banner came at a time where a meta parent uma was coming soon and torenas were recovering from MANT and FM rolling. Shakur has no excuse.
>>571093174See you tomorrow!
>>571094143Yaeno is still shit
>>571094143who are you saying no to gwo
FUCK I GOT 0 ACES READY
>>571094143that's not Yaeno tho
Stego cute.
>>571094284yae
>>571094368very
>>571094368
>all trainings giving at best 40~50 statsShould I race? I have energy items and a speed anklet.
>>571094143Shakur is ugly as fuck, she has that excuse
>>571094515Train, nigga.
I expected pity, but this uma bites down FAST
>>571094586
Finished that careerIt was a little rough but oh well, worth it for herNeed more books though...
DO NOT CLICK THIS IMAGE OR YOU WILL BE CURSED IN YOUR NEXT ROLLS
>>571094612Thanks
>>571094586Surely the spooks made it worth it. H-haha.
>>571094728WHERE DID SHE GO?
>>571094716You are literally me except I had slightly fewer books
>>571094814Cute racist
>>571094835Well ya know how it is then
>>571094586>>571094761I'm curious about the spooks as well. Surely...!
Does the rival affect in any way the skill hint?
>>571094716ShakurGOD I kneel
I didn't know it was possible to get enough dupes to max out an uma in 200 pulls (+50 extra shards from shop) lol
>>571094292Just use the first 3 you make, then remake them when Throne comes out
>>571091787>>571094716based boyfag lovers
I am actually completely convinced that Sprint Uma just hate my guts. Every single time I have to train one I just get severely unlucky. Admire Groove? 30% fail rates and none hit. Bamboo Memory? Bakushin? 5% fail rate and hit them all. I hate it here.
>>571084832there will be in a week or so. UMADash usually kills a flatliner each month
SHIRAOKI-SAMA PLEASE TRIPLE 7 and distance S PLEASE
No one actually is wasting Carats for Shakur right? It's all AI?
>all these 5* ShakursShakur fans really are the most mentally ill uma fans
>>571094716there arent lots of you but shakurfags are built different...
I want to change
>>571095442>got Slow Metabolism instead
Let the Shakur fans have their fun
>>571095734Nyo
>>571095543Not even remotely close to true
boyfaggots will rule the earth (I am not pulling)
Ugly uma
>>571095853Shakur raped me
Are boy Umas really okay with always leaving themselves defenseless?
>>571095647>very very close>gentle expression>gloved handjobBoner achieved.
>>571093412Beat the strongest horse in the world at the time
are you ready?
>>571096189>large forehead
>>571094716>not only lvl5 day one but HINT LVL3 across the boardHoly fucking shit, talk about commitment
>>571096275
>>571095647
>>571095853I wish they let her keep her tattoos and hand claw thing
>>571096658Fuck off
>>571096658Same
>>571094761I got Flower 3 times and Christmas Hiyahide. I already had them though. Unfortunately I am now completely broke and will not have enough carats for Tachyon/Light Hello, so I will have to whale.
paizuri?
>>571096693Do you hate tattoos or something?
>>571096275well, i'm fucked again
>>571096810Aber nur weil du so lieb gefragt hast~
>>571096764Bwo...
How do you scorechase? I don't have Ayabe but I wanna at least reach UG8 or 9 before GL
>>571097040by having ayabe
>>571097092I mean i have other shitjust not guts deck stuff
does she live if i buy radiant and go home specialist? i can also buy hanshin racecourse if it matters
>>571097254No because only 900 wit will fuck you over downhills
>>571096275They fucked up again. It doesn't open until the 24th.
>>571097254Race course+a white+ radiant would be my choice in this
>>571097254Hanshin Racecourse is enough here, go home specialist doesn't proc in cm15 so don't bother picking that uptry soft step + hanshin if you're really worried, but this track is a lot more reliant on wit than on stam and you have plenty of it
>>571097430>go home specialist doesn't proc in cm15 so don't bother picking that upwe have downhills now anon, it's not the same track as CM14's permanent uphill map
>>571096275yeah, ready to skip
>>571096942I am going to ejaculate in your cleavage
Vote now on your phones.
Never doubt the cheeky tenner
>>571097501>CM14I meant CM4, FUCK
>>571097501look again, Go home specialist is a deterministic proc which means it'll proc on the first possible frame, in Hanshin 2200s case thats the starting gate
>>571097623EXPLODE
>>571097623BastardDie
>>571094586based Doto forcing jabronies to sparkby holding Shakur off
>>571097606I hope Stego gets one.
>>571097657>>571097681Shakur would say this
>>571097623I hate you
>>571097648yeah it makes sense since the takarazuka kinen is golshi's home turf so she 'goes home' immediately when she starts the race
>>571097648>first possible frameit has accumulatetime>=10s so it's not that bad, but yeah the Gold version is wasted
>got notification to register for CM>CM not open yetwhy is this happening again
REMINDER TO DANCHOUS AND OFFICERS if you see a club member with an Air Shakur portrait you should kick them since it means they're either a faggot or a female.
>>571097941The CM got cancelled and everyone who made XOguri automatically got plat by default
7 and i buy
>>571097979>t. failed to roll shakur
>>571098047Give me Orfe
>>571098047SHIRAOKI-SAMA..!!!!!!!!
I think I found at least one of the usual (e)rp anons in the sticky on /sp/ but most likely I am just schizophrenicTwin Turbo sex
>>571098112She looks fine but I think the long hair suited her better.
>>571098047well well well
>>571098209>>571098112
what the HECK is this banner after shakur is it just a rerun what's going on?
7 and Matikanefukukitaru owes me sex.
>>571096810Super Creek.
>>571098334it's bait since they're going to release the seiun sky legend race soon
>>571098112>>571098309this is just tachyon
I love Rice
oguri feet
>>571098334it's a rerun, yea, for anyone that missed Seiun or Brian.I wouldn't fall for it, Seiun becomes farmable in 1.5 anni, so if youve been keeping up with the game you have like 30-40 days of daily races to get her
>>571098334>>571098450this anon is right, if you can go an entire year without your own Sky surely you can wait just a little more longer
>>571098459except not a complete freak, a danger or an extremely annoying bitch
i JUST realized this icon is the arima race where spe chud lost to grass kek
>>571098334that's just a placeholder from JPwe'll be getting a global exclusive uma for our 1st anni
>>571098553>filtered by Tachwifengmi
Is it just me or is shakur's kit really bad>only end closer since golshi without spurt in her inspiration set>unique is weird, zero accel, "lane movement speed"not to mentionW I T G R O W T HITGROWTH
anyone has the clip of Tachyon pulling her hands up and down like sweepy? Thanks
>>571098334it's bait for brian fags too because we're getting the better alt later this year
>shilled shakur >get rewardedI did it shakurbros
>>571098820>only end closer since golshi without spurt in her inspiration setretard
>>571098820Shakur is really bad and her kit isn't her worst aspect
>>571098823https://youtu.be/xiMNmTpZuSo
>>571098917You earned it but still EXPLODE
I pulled Sweep and it only took 60 pulls, so my carat amount is a bit better than it could have been. I don't really have any planned banners for GL past the Light Hello banner, and even if I go all in for 600 there I'll have extra carats. Any particularly good meta stuff I should consider between now and Ramonu?
>>571098930sorry ayabe is so forgettable that i forgotted her
>>571098917Die
>>571099048aside from Smaru speed and the CB/Creek rerun banner not really
Pubs are dead...
>>571099003Thanks again, her voice and that motion is rent free in my head the past few days... Guess its time for a Tachy career or two
>>571099060I don't blame you, Ayabe is practically an NPC background uma. Her unique doesn't even work for careers AND CMs
>>571099060die
>>571097856if it's accumulated time equal to or greater than 10s, you get the full effect of a gold recovery.
>>571099146I got lucky on the original Creek banner so she's already MLB, I guess I'll look at Smaru and CB's card to see if I actually want to pull either. thanks.
>>571099218Wow you're so nice to everyone umama
>>571099148Umama...
>>571099061Shakur.... is wife?
>>571099004>>571099061thank you and sorry
>>571099259That sounds correct, though we're on a downhill so with the whole stamina saving thingy you might actually recover nothing
>>571099351you forgot to ask someone
does wedding finemo work for sprint CM
>>571099686she works on my cock in all distances yes
>>571099428looks like a spic drew this, she looks fucking Mexican as hell, but still pretty hot. Why can't other western faggots draw like this? It's all hideously ugly, off-putting shit every time.
Make a New Tierlisthttps://www.tiercast.app/list/5x1v2uew
>>571099827
>>571098435I need her to baby me while I'm cumming between her boobs
how legit is killer tunes? Ever since i started borrowing pasa my runs have been cursed. >S tier inspo>A tier rainbows>D tier shopsomehow just failed to place even top 3 4x in 2nd triple crown race..
>>571099940it's a gold velocity skill. what's the rest of your deck?
>>571098047>>571098107 dox urself and ill send u whorefever>>571098108>>571098214
>>571099940very legit just bring stam sparks
>>571099194I wish NPC umas wore body stockings
>trainee asks if I'm in a relationship>laugh and say that no because I'm fundamentally unlovable >trainee gets extremely upset for no reasonI don't understand umas or women
>>571100090well something being gold and velocity hardly ensures its great, sometimes speed star is useless. Etc.Same deck ive used most of mant, tho was just borrowing ntr instead of using kita
what if we had a CM16 room haha wouldn't that be crazy275250152752501527525015is throne needed for this
Reminder that you don't need to hoard skill books for some unit you really want 3 years from now, they're just there for a little bit of rng mitigation and by the time we're at where jp is now you'll be drowning in so many skill points that your skill list will be a novel in length. So don't be afraid to use them on shit we have right now.
youre not shakur...
>>571100364LuckGOD, your account has been unbricked
>>571100315but skill books are only for my wives
>>571100287>sometimes speed star is uselessIt's guaranteed to proc during midrace, so you'll never have to worry about Killer Tunes being useless.
>>571100279Supposing someone were dumb enough to say that out loud to someone, it would make the other person feel dumb for investing time and effort into someone with that sort of self-imageBeing embarrassed in that moment, they lash outA romantic might interpret it favorably as wanting to prove to you that your view is wrongWomen are incapable of the complex emotional processing required to consider something like that, collectively known as love
>>571100618technically if it fires like right before late race, would it even cause carryover?
>>571100364everyone gets a currenno refunds
>>571100295im not even done with cm 15 bro you are getting my test umas
>>571100287>>571100618I just realized I didn't ask you if you're running a front runner. Killer Tunes is only for fronts (and maybe pace chasers if you gamble on low-front lobbies). >>571100725It should
>>571100509My point is they arguably get less valuable over time, not more because it's currently harder to get a lot of SP and thus every little bit counts.
>>571100747guess we're both testing the same lmao
>>571100295lose to the unity umas = drop a ticket on shakur
>>571100792xog
>>571100886free thinker ass lobby
>>571100897nevermind suzies don't count
>>571100905Pasa should be good if you're running Oguri without fronts then. It requires you to be within top 1 to 5 during midrace
>>571098197cute feet
>>571101039I hate all faggots that call el """pasa""" it sounds awful and I will not listen to you
>>571101178personally i prefer condor
>>571100295#results #rigged #currencuteit seems fronts are turbofucked next CM with how grouped everyone gets, good, thanks for joining
>>571100295FUARK I was eating dinner I'm sorry dacchi>Is Throne needed for this?DON'T ask that or HE'LL show up...
el lmao
>>571101178We want Mas of Pasa
>>571101302paces deserve at least a CM to shine
>>571101178>
>>571099048Copano Rickey if you care about the yearly dirt CMs and are committed enough to give her all the greens you can get. Personally, I'm focused on Blaze Brian because she still seems great on longs to this day, and Helios because gyaru and she's a good miler. Also considered Laurel, but that's about a month after Ramonu and I've only worked my budget up to Ramonu
>>571101451my favorite uma, "the"..
He is right tho, calling el pasa is something only VFtrannies do
>>571101587I thought he quit uma after the whole Daiwa Scarlet onahole shit
Oh I'm just unlucky today.
>>571101749sex
Vivlos belongs to /uma/ nowPasa belongs to /uma/ nowWe always win in the end
>>571101491>yearly dirt CMsIs it really that bad? I want to pull Rickey since I don't have a dirt uma aside from the base umas
>>571100287FM isnt worth using at 1 LB. Do you have Welfare Dober? Use her instead.Depending on your situation and how much you like fronts, you may want to prioritize the FM Maru rerun banner over the Tachyon LH banner.>borrowing ntr instead of using kitaUnless you have too for RB reasons, you should always use 3LB KSB over MLB Windy.>>571100792As long as you arent using fronts yourself, then Up tempo is very consistent for Pace. If your pace chaser can't activate Up tempo on a medium track with 3 or less fronts, then it wasnt going to win that race anyway.>>571100618On any race where the late race starts on the second to last corner, Speed Star is almost guaranteed to be wasted.
>>571101749Omg Laurel!!!!!
stop hosting when I'm gone
>>571100708Truly they are unknowable
jige
The Air Shakur propaganda is working.... her character story is pretty good
>>5711018711lb fm is literally better than all mlb srs and lol@welfare. I'm 3-1 in mant cms, im not retarded. Pasa is just cursing my xog runs (partial joke, games just hating me this week)
I started this run an hour ago and I'm just about to start debut..
>>571102469Rudolf is supposed to have a decent sized chest, but it doesn’t look like it
>>571102747Just wearing relatively concealing clothes
>>571101869Checking gametora and the next dirt CM is Virgo 2 which is CM17. But after that>Aquarius 2 (CM22)>CM26>CM32>CM45So it won't be that extreme for the first 3 CMs, the gap between CM26 and CM32 is almost exactly a year apart so maybe you'll see that in the same year with our schedule. But by that point, you'll likely be balancing between CMs and League of Heroes anyway.
>>571102469
Stego very cute.Cygames please give me a hair loose alt and my life is yours.
Sexkura Laurel!
>>571103498I hope she doesn't rest on her laurels
doubt the cheeky 10pull sometimes
He's in.
>>571103639I’ll never forgive localizers for that change
>is this the thread dedicated to us? hhhmm it seems rather slow bro we expected to have more fans
>>571103651my cheeky 10 pull turned into a cheeky 60 pull...
>>571103915Rapists
>>571103952small ass pizza slice
>>571103879love at first sight is still the canon one
>>571103968you cannot allow this to happen to youyou will suffer on the banners you truly care about
>>571099048>Any particularly good meta stuff I should consider between now and Ramonu?Nothing you particularly need to pull on I don't think.Maru/Finemo and Creek/CB banners for anyone that still needs those.Ruby power, important accel for late/ends in Sprint and miles, and Kris S stam for important late accel on longs. Both are really just borrows though. Possible selector targets if you want to save the borrow slot, mostly Ruby.Palmer stam has Taking the lead, if you really love V. BourbonMost of the decent cards that come out like teio and oguri wit and flash speed, get powercrept pretty quickly and just aren't worth pulling on
>>571094586 (me)She took my UGinity on our first run together. I think it's meant to be.
>>571104104the next banner i care about besides the tachy hello banner is valentine ryan, so i've got time to save up... im used to pulling to pity anyway
>>571104081
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>571104115>Creek/CBech. i still need creek but i already got an ssr wit in finemo and dunno if i want cb, plus i'm kinda short crystals already due to not playing regularly and being in a d+
>>571099940it's kewl tunes
>third xoguri dupeyou gotta be fucking kidding me i will never use this fat fuck
>>571104483rude cunt fuck you
stop saying that you did a cheeky pull, your pull is not cheeky what the hell even is a cheeky pull
>>571104623Is just a cheeky little pull, mate.
>bourboniggerShut up.
>>571104623I'll pull your cheeks
>>571104623y'know, sometimes you just go and do a cheeky lil 10pulljust to see what you get
THERE IT IS
>>571104623umamusume is gaslighting gamethe more gaslighting you do, the more cm platinums you get
>>571104651
>>571104651How do you fuck up drawing hands that badly
>clicked on a youtube shorts because of a saucy gentil thumbnailcan't believe that the first thirst trap i ever fell for was fucking uma musume
>>571104623cheeky is part cope, part convince. Cope when you get nothing, convince that every carat not put toward a spark is a wasted carat
>>571104623it's when you pull cheekily
>>571104847it's actually not incorrect, they're just really twistedput your hand in front of you and you can do the same thingthat said no idea why the artist chose that
>>571098197gross tiny flesh tail
>>571104271>one piece swimsuitSEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>571105003I have yet to meet anyone that would rotate their hands 180 degrees and just hold them in front of them like that during a conversation
the bouquet cosplay is up on you know where :3
>>571104651Why she throwing up gang signs?
I hereby pledge to be foreverially humanko-free and only spill my seed for superior umanko and cleats like the obedient trainer I am...Phew ok I can see curren's stream now. Weird as fuck captcha...
the kiryuinotes have been updates
>>571105307THAT TUMMY LOOKS SO SOFT SPOONFEED ME ANON I WILL SUCK YOUR CARROT
>>571103952>wearing her jacket over a peacoat
>>571105184because she's an evil yurei
>>571105528how about you bend me over with your carrot?https://x.com/infohellokllc/status/2067195760412954869
>>571083913posting in my wife tung tung shakur's general
>>571105781Truly this is troubling news
shakur sisters status?
>shaniggerEasy skip
>>571104304Having CB is nice if you want to run Ends, but you don't really need it if you have Finemo.Do you have any copies of Creek? Not a bad choice for anni selectorsThe power creep to Creek, Sounds of Earth, still isn't for another year, and you can skip that if you have MLB creek. Shakur stam isn't until jan 2028
>>571105825kek
>>571104271delicious flat reverse trap
>>571105787Arigathanks>spoilerI-I... are you sure...? Mine is a bit... no, it's very small...
>>571105870
>>571105868Have you not seen the anons that rolled her earlier?Here let me spoon feed you>>571091787>>571092675>>571092919>>571094024>>571094586>>571094716>>571095048>>571098917>>571104812
>>571088793I made a little mistake when I went out drinking with Light Hello
>>571105975not the first guy you responded to but:zero copies of creek, two copies of kitasan, and a finished finemo. basically nothing else but SRs and event cards
>accidently used a charm instead of a glowstickfuck you danchode
>>571106198This still counts towards your contractual obligations of fathering new umamusume, by the way
>>571106149o-only if you're into it of course...
>>571106149>>571106398ERP somewhere else
>>571105787what a cutie.....
>CM15 selection already startingAHHHHH
54747549Nakayama 1200 Sprinters StakesAces are scuffed because this game hates me & will never let me have ANYTHING
this is me
I pray my one ace will make it for CM15 to grand finals, otherwise this will be my first B grand finals
>>571106742I HAVE NO ACES AND I MUST PICK GRADED
>>571106759One day...
Uh oh he's gonna post a lobby and get mad about Throne again
The world cup + MANT permanently killed /uma/
>>571106823bwo your throne?
>>571106742Sprained ankle
>>571106856
hnnngh
>>571106878>>571106742r1 is still 7 days away anons..
Oguri will never be sexy
"If losing, win."94565564>>571106996I thought you said you weren't giving to give me any (you)s anymore....Liar liar pants on fire!
>>571107215This is why we love Ikuno Dictus.
LET'S GO SOUTH KOREA!
>>571107260still need my cappu and kita parent but I'll join
>>571107057Did I get gaslit by game8?>https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2061568515958784485>June 24thfug
>>571106878>>571107015>>571107057Did they decide to troll us with a mobile notification?! I think I remember this happening in another CM too
>>571107260SHUTTLOOOOOOM98985794
>>571107673Global has no quality control. Get used to it, anon.
>>571107521>>571107673selection is also 4 days so yea
I knew he will sperg out about throne againLemon is too predictable
>>571107673
poorfag seanig namedropper here again kys
cygey is giving us something for global 1st anni right?
oh my god shakur's G1 win animation is so cool
>trusting the game for reliable informationlmao get gaslit it's like you learned nothing from skillbuilding.
>>571107682Falcobwos...82481846
>>571107985>throws her phone at meshe's so cool and badass
>>571107346Her character story was really cute. I teared up a bit when she started celebrating getting scouted.
>>571106304well, at least that works toward my quota
>>571108196
>someone is shilling Mejiro Br*ght
>someone is shilling (insert Uma here)
>>571108364
>>571108452The joke is that Tama has beef with the houseplant
I really want to insert in an uma right now
>>571108692like me?
>>571108119Paces are back.. 32667127
>>571108558
>>571108601
FinallyDouble Rewards when?
>>571108364>>571108558my uma would never let her tits out cause she's not a bimbo whore
>>571108375Not necessary, her showing up in the main story already pilled me on her
>>571108735
True...
>>571108892
>>571108601>>571108814Chitose when?
Crazy to think that literally every uma has at least one person who likes them enough to consider that uma their favorite. It's like pokemon
>>571107708CUTE
>>571108727Perhaps I should've gotten Unrestrained instead of In High Spirits on Falco in retrospect73146873
>>571108934torena isn't blind for once
>open some random CM guide I found on google just to check the date>immediately opens a modal advertising in-game carats>Author: "Jessica Turner", the most generic shit ever>right click avatar and open img in a new tab>it's slop hosted in another domain, didn't even bother resizing it>recommends Late Surger Fine Motion>no mention of Triple 7s for Summer Maruzensky>no recommended cards at allI swear this l00tb4r.com (not writing properly to avoid search indexation) is one of the shadiest websites I've ever seen. This reeks slop, like someone scraped videos and other websites and had a custom prompt parsing this shit to make a passable guide just to attract potential customers.Musume: Pretty
>>571109067Kissu
>>571109252
>>571109252why did Jordan do this? what is her master plan?
>First Air Shakur run>Win hot spring ticketsActual wife
>>571109227rate the build /uma/
>>571109083October maybe, that's when the Tenno Sho Autumn is
>>571109227>siteisn't that site literally advertised on the carat calculator
>>571109412Hmm hmm!
I will not pull for Satono Diamond. I will not train Satono Diamond
Dia keeps hitting on me, making lewd comments and initiating unwanted physical contact...
>>571109412uragawd
>>571109718report her to the guards
>>571109518I don't know, I've only made my own pull plan yesterday and I don't remember any ads.
To live is to jig, to jig is to livehttps://jiggie.fun/naekw7https://jiggie.fun/naekw7https://jiggie.fun/naekw7https://jiggie.fun/naekw7
>>571109908who
>>571110024your mom
>>571109718My favorite jewel
Uma for this feel?
>>571110024That's nepo baby Forever Young, out serving cunt with a side of thigh
>>571109416
unsurprisingly an endcloser with 30% wit gain is actually kinda tough to balance outIt's sad her card gives straightaway spurt guaranteed but she doesn't have it.Gold endcloser straightways is super expensive with 420 cost
>>571110104Ramonu
>>571110238she gets spurt from derby outside of MANT
Shakur is so ugly
>>571110373Doto...
I want to ricochet a cumshot off Bakushin's forehead
Imagine rolling for shakur lmao
>>571109208Moogled...Sankyu to the participants, need to work on my Uma moreQuestion: Do you think making sure you have enough Power sparks to reach the cap more important than having good white skills?I'm having difficulties due to prioritizing white skills
>>571110446me first?
How do I decide to go for a race or not in MANTE.g. if my uma doesn't have the affinity for a length but it give good bonus do I still go for it or nah?
>>571109227I've bought from them before. they're fine. wouldn't have bothered if it hadn't been advertised on the carat calc though
>>571110489I could do that.
>>571110482triple capping is prioritythen you get what you can after thatespecially with turf S on the line, really important
>>571110535
>>571110565if you have a rival on it, you need around 45ish stats on a click for it to beat a rival g2/3 race. if you are behind on stats and bonds its better to train
>>571110076I love Dia so fucking much.I love uma-shaped diamonds wrapped in green...
>>571110641I suppose soI don't want to be a skill-let though!!!
>>571110767you get skills from racing you bum
I will not fall for Dia-chan's saggy tits.
>>571110874THE WALL THAT MUST BE BROKEN
>>571110624yayyy!
>>571110489Who?
>>571110937A true trainer prefers a most athletic build.
>>571111006Sneezing while eating is the worst fucking thing in the world.
>>571111019You are a slut for wanting that though.
None of you actually rolled for Air SahurYou're just being paid by Fine Motion to shill her.
>>571083913Am i stupid or is Air Shakur's moveset ideal for the Derby? Which is the one race of the triple crown she lost?
>>571110848But what if I get 3x Hydrate & Preferred PositionedThere's not very many Sprint races to count on for skills eitherSo Pace skills would be my only real hope
>>571110280i can't wait for MANT to be over fr
No seriously why are we so slow, even when the world cup isn't on I'm getting concerned
>>5711111462000 Dahby, lost to Agnes Flight
>>571110874Dia-chan is still a middle schooler her tits don't sag yet
>>571111281This is a good thing
>>571111164and what if you get head-on pace chaser corner straightaway prepared to pass
>>571110937I'm still not convinced
>>571111336Dia-chan is a middle school, which is why her tits are so saggy. She's got granny tits.
>>571111281We are all watching Mexico.
My family isnt screaming so im assuming Mexico hasn't gotten any points.
Here is a list of respectable women to marry.S: Aoi, RikoB: Tazuna (depends on what is under her hat)F: Light Hello, every student at Tracen.
>>571111205It's sexy when their breasts don't fit in their uniforms and they have to leave the zipper partially undone
>>571111354
>>571111332Yes im noting the irony of that
Imagine your trainees just doing this haha.
>>571111556so you're saying i should wait to marry them until after they graduatethat does seem like the responsible action
>>571111556I'm marrying Director Akikawa, ok?
>>571110723>45ish stats on a clickAs in around 45 points more than my rival?
I don't want to play anymore danchoooooooooooooou
>>571111635ok but who unironically says that unless you're looking to creep
>>571111281Everyone fell asleep with this snoozefest of a game, Mexico is so fucking boring to watch playing. When is El subbing in to spice things up!?
Currens...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45YCJ-UoB08Jo Cappuccino, who happens to be friends with Gold Ship, when?
>>571111281>solved xogslop CM>unhype uma releases that no one can pull for because you have to save for GL>world cup is on>anons retreating to clubcords or /v/ma to escape drama>MANT fatigue>3rd medium CM this scenario>event is altslop>stale meta>no upcoming keiba or uma projects around /uma/ is just in a bad space at the moment, but slow threads can be comfy.
>>571111691What's under her hat?
>>571111635this is rape
>>571111691
Ryan practically prints UGlue
>>571111785The fatigue got to me. I just do a daily run, open /uma/, jerk off to the first fat uma I see and then move on with my day.
>>571111986Deck?
>>571111747Uhhh, it's a normal thing to do, you wouldn't want a woman to go around looking deshevelled.
King? Halo.
Thoughts on bloomers?
>>571111724Im the danchou I dont want to play as well
>>571111006one joke
>>571112096when I first trained Air Groove, she wore the pink bloomers and all my neurons activated at that moment
>>571109067don't lick me, please, no...
why is Air Groove so sexy and Air Shakur so hideous
>>571112050Substitutions are fairly easy to make according to what you have available
>>571112096I want to smell them
>>571112386BUHI
>>571112386bu...bu...BUH....BUHIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>571112386LORD OINKER I KNEEL...
>>571111635
20+ borrowed runs and not one with Medium S+Nimble+3 reliable recoveries
>>571112386
>>571112571Lewd bro...
¡Viva Mexico!
>>571112571sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Guys I have been horny all day and I know the cause of itI woke up with a diamond hard morning wood today and I did nothing about it because I have to save my load for the weekendI can't waste it until it's fully charged. My Mirako Tenga deserves the best of me. But I can't shake the horniness away, aaahhh....
>>571112647stop using URA parents
r-r-ryan practically prints out uglue BUHI, substitutions are f-f-fairly easy buhi!! according to what you have b-buhi available!!!
>>571112386holy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUY9FmBvqms
>>571112687>he waits
>>571112738This is AI surely
>>571112703(You) owe me a (You)
hog musume when
>>571112826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs
>>571112840I take supplements over the week like zinc, lecithin, pygeum and arginine to boost my loads as much as possible. Then I fuck Mirako Tenga all night until I cum inside 6 to 8 times. I take drugs to stay horny and hardIt's a rewarding experience for working hard all week
?
kahby
>>571113101Urara wouldn't do this.
>>571113268Do what?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C6PsTOO13Dg
stallions are more dangerous than mares
>>571112096They make me go feral
>>571113146
>>571113101Grabbing handfuls of Ulala ass...
>>571113392>this is more dangerous than mares
>>571113405based
>>571113039kek classic
>>571113418Wtf? Did you get her permission?
>>571113579Hachimi mambo youtube songs put me to a good night sleep
>>571113392Mares won't bite you
>>571113809they will lip you
This is my last cock
Should I still even get straightaway spurt this CM or skip
>>57111398515 CMs and /uma/ still doesn't know how straightaway spurt works
>>571113985Yes
>any oguri that isn't pacewhy do this
>>571113985Skip.
>>571113963>give us more clocks>races are more shit suddenlyI dont know what to say anymore
>>571113985You should be getting every skill that says "acceleration" and "passing ability"
>>571113985skiponly take spurt if late-race starts on a straight
>>571114052Well it still works and can help a little but late so I'm just making sure >>571114076>>571114106>>571114132Aight skipping then
>>571113985Yeah its good
>>571114101Higher top speed, same or better access to accels, better odds of avoiding Dominators
NO I JUST WASTED MY MEDICINE
>>571114101higher top speed and access to daring strike, gamble on MBP+Iron on top of festive miracle
>>571114170bpy sex
>>571113101Feels wrong to feel horny for her...
bros please stop gaslighting im sick of it
>>571114145She's asking for it.
>>571114334>%2
lets try that again
>>571114334BULLY THE RETARD BULLY HIIIIIIIIIIIIM
>>571114334>>571114505Nice soundpost gwo
>>571114505someone post that tanuki turbo running through the sonic level
>>571114471
>10 medium vs 5 mile>mile activates during classic>medium doesn't at all
>>571114334>>571114505What techniques are you guys using to finesse videos to be right under the size limit?
>>571114751Pretty sure they fucked with the career seed after the free retry event
>>571114751This but with my fucking long spark
PLEASE STOP GIVING ME ONLY WEIGHTS AND MEGAPHONESENERGY DRINKS NOTEBOOKS HAMMERS WHISTLES SOMETHING ELSEOR AT LEAST GIVE ME SOME TRAININGS TO USE THE TRAINING BOOSTERS ON
This can't be another event where I only get 600-800k points. Please help! I can't play 10 careers a day.
>>571114796I am 99% sure it's this, game went from kind to pure shit coincidentally during this gay ass event
>>571114971>367 pointsholy no gamer
>>571114971what have you been doing for the past week
>>571114971Carat refreshes, double TP, and URA runs
>>571114926Kitachan looks a little foxy here
>>571115096Wageslaving.
I'm danchou and I want to stop playing as much, but I have to keep engaging my burnt out clubmates and set an example so they'll keep playing until the next scenario. I'm so tired...
>>571114971>Chapter 2/8 just skip the story to get the uncap and more event bonus
>>571115320you and me both, bwo. just keep your head up... this is the last full month of mant...
Dia-chan's big tits are gross!
>>571115320Allen...
Remember to send your danchou feet pics
Goddamn I blow through clocks like popcorn during a movie
>>571115482I forgot to claim my monthly top 3 free feet pics from danchou, thanks for the reminder anon.
>>571115537>>571115537>>571115537
Don't let him or the Shakurfag bake...
>>571114971use the 2x option, still doable if you really want it
>>571115201>>571115352>>571115894Is there an online tool I can use to generate decks to maximize fan bonus?
>>571116447Fans don't affect your progress. It's all about your character rank.
>>571116447Just run whatever gets you the highest rating. MANT will be fewer runs, if you have the TP bottles to keep 2x the runs you could just do URA runs
>>571115383no one is saying this
>>571096942Germans truly are the best... for me and my cock
