Previous: >>571083913>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg (embed)06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
GO ANONS GOYOU ONLY GOT 1 MORE MONTH (APPROXIMATELY) UNTIL GLYOU CAN DO IT
Tachyon LOVECafe too, I guess
>>571115623I need more encouragement.
i can start going for nice nature completionist (but will also need a sprint spark parent later)
>>571115680I need to fuck this Uma.
>>571115725keep up the pace or you're kicked
>>571115798Jokes on you I'm in a club with IRL buddies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvAjo-bIwDI
Wow, rude?
>>571115537all this propaganda only for like 5 people to roll for Air Shakur lol
I despised the first sprint cm, but now that i get to watch cute af pink taiki run, im looking forward to it
wahey
>>571115537Contextohttps://x.com/MachicoOfficial/status/1545966664604610561
>>571115942The propaganda worked.Thankfully I have no savings.
Shakur bites holes in condoms
cm15 rooms doko
dead thread lol
>>571115948i hope you also have og taiki and are just swapping the costume, because no SfV = trash
>>571116004What does that even mean I don't speak pedo
>>571116359tokai teios va LOVES shakur
HELP
>>571116128at the cm lobby - where the debuffers at?xoggy want double dom dom!
>>571116304Do you want to talk about how many Uma probably hate summer?
thread is slow because WE(yes you too) are all busy reading Shakur's story
>>571116518No I'm not I didn't get her
sniff
>>571116481None of these Uma would make amove on a sub-trainer
>>571116305are you sure sfv will even work on next sprint? was trash last cm. Also, you're fucking retarded because pink taikis kit is objectively better when SFV cant do shit on a track. Her ult is the first to have current speed, and she has gold head on, evne tho that skill is kinda ass.
GUYS
>are you sure sfv will even work on next sprint?no we're just gaslighting for shits and giggles
>>571116916yeah we just made the map up in umalator it's not actually accurate
???????????????
>>571116476Beware of mares.
>>571116853last sprint CM was on chukyonext sprint CM is going to be on nakayama
>>571116853retard avatarfag
>>571117114This is why I exclusively train stallions.Plus Daiwa Scarlet, but she's safe.
next sprint will be in nebraska
>>571117135retard newfag>>571117124are you saying you know what skills work on what tracks on memory or just being obtuse to be an ass
>>571115985
taikibros he's making us look dumb, what's our response
>>571117260We look at trackhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/nakayama#1200-turf
>>571117260>are you saying you know what skills work on what tracks on memoryno i'm just really good at opening a new tab and selecting nakayama 1200m on umalator
>>571117260retard
>>571117414this isn't the nakayama course, nice try though. the real nakayama course has a roundabout intersection
>>571117438>>571117414the point was you could have just said 'yes SFV works on next sprint cm' - instead you listed tracks. Hence, obtuse. Sorry, i know its brown hours.
>>571117569last time i said that you went >uhh are you sure though??????????
>>571116610THEY'RE SO FUCKING FAT I want UMA MIIIULK!!!!!
>>571117569Does it though?>spoonfeed meNyo.
>>571116916I mean that's what most people do here
>>571117619yeah but are you REALLY sure
>>571117260touched a nerve close to home there huh
>>571117325>>571115985Don't get into a relationship with your trainee or a boy. Especially not a boy trainee.
I might photoshop an /uma/ course for fun later if i get bored. We can include a roundabout section, what else should we include in our course?
>>571117219Are you sure SFV works in Nebraska
>>571115985>>571117325Boy marriage
>>571117646I know, sweaty uma milkers are my weakness
>>571117921Disgusting Dia tits.
Aoi hate
>>571117860200 meter long uphill
/uma/ is doing sprint cm rooms without knowing which accelerations work
>>571117860uphills without downhills like the original hanshin
>>571117212>Plus Daiwa Scarlet, but she's safe.
MEXICO CAMPEAO DO MUNDO!
>>571117976does not compute
There's no point making cm15 rooms when its just Xog perfect ult timing with double dom fags joiningt. roomhostanon
>>571117994we've also been doing cancer cup rooms without knowing if spurt works
>>5711178604 way intersection with stop light
>>571117994Everybody knows which accels work thoughIt's just that almost nobody has aces and thus the rooms are filled mostly with TT umas
>>571118016You just need to know how to handle her.This was torepi's fault.
>>571117994There is only like 4 (sometimes 5) of us doing rooms actually and we know these things
>>571117212
kingu love
>>571117994UNRESTRAINED IS BACK ON THE MENU BABY
>>571117860Unrestrained should proc at optimal timing
>>571117994rate my accels /uma/ >turbo sprint>rushing gale>plan x>perfect prep
>>571118181
>>571117994skill says it works on the distance or style i'm running? i buy it. simple as.
help me, danchou...it's 10pm already
>>571118289I feel this east coast bwo
>>571118270your CC bwo?
>>571116567cute
Remember when seriru was gaslighting which sprint accels worked in the first sprint CM? That was pretty hilarious
>>571118281first-rate
IT'S HAPPENING! Jinx be damned I'm popping this hat right fucking now.
>>571118289its perfect right now
>>571118524>win 2 crowns>lose every other race sinceThose 7 cm really fucked you up...
Glad these dumb little omanjuu things are on amiami.
>>571118679this is sweater weather temp to me
I need sweaty post race umanko on my face
>>571118630That's great bwo. But check this 7 making you unable to reach 1000 wit
Why would I continue to play after confirming my oshi only likes women? Official chart from Cygames btw
so the only cards to consider rolling in the future are maruspeed, tach+hello and wit ramonu?
>>571118837
>>571118871Just saying lesbians are hot
The only thing worth rolling is rolling in the bed with Seiun Sky.
ongoinghttps://jiggie.fun/naekw7https://jiggie.fun/naekw7https://jiggie.fun/naekw7
my tongue + kingu's steamy sweaty body
>>571118996>It's so hot to be a cuck
>>571119006Sex
>>571119150no cock no cuck
>>571118871how do you not have oguri has autistic by definition
>>571118926those are the most important for what's left of 2026 at least, some other cards are good but not as important like Flash speed, Teio wit, KS guts, and Palmer stam
>>571119256Buzz off tranny
>>571118926In general, yesYou should consider Wit Bobo and Stam Palmer if you're a frontchud, wit tosho for endcucks, and Speed Flash for Latesuckers
>>571118871>dahby not autistic
>thought about starting my Leo aces>suddenly remembered throne is coming out like next week>then remembere throne is the definition of a gaslight support well, triple pace here I go
>>571119268They also put Haru as straight as can beThis compass was definitely made by one of the pedos who keep spamming Nishino and Urara
>>571119301>he couldn't win his trainee back from another woman extremely low t behavior
>>571119335She's not autistic just mentally retarded
https://youtu.be/1BoWzx1hHRo
stop taking the bait you retarded faggots
>>571117114around mares stay awares
>>571119548I'm replying OG FF7 right now and Tifa really is the first ever respectful representation of a woman in a videogame. constantly lying, gaslighting Cloud, jealous, and starving for attention
>>571118871>Electra complex uma on the far right this chart is worse than the pubes one
I kind of want to fuck a tanuki
>>571119150yep its brown hours, soon as cuck gets mentioned, you just know. I wonder if ESLs understand the concept of irony? They claim to despise 'cuckoldry' (which doesnt even make sense you stupid faggots), yet constantly bring it up. Almost like theyre into it.
>>571117994I'm just going to be happy seeing 2kb run on a track.
>>571119150Stop responding to cuckbaits
Left or right?
>>571119942they're drawing uma x trainer doujinshi btw
Everytime I go to poal and see the front page there is a /vt/ poal there that makes me realize how good we have it here
>>571120026Left a million times
>>571119739>Electra complex umaThis doesn't sound right
I wanna make every uma obese and I'm starting with Mayano, let's see how she takes off with 100 extra pounds of lard to her frame
>>571120026Left. It is basically a 2-for-1 deal.
>>571120159yeah I noticed when after the fact I ain't deleting it!my point is that she obviously likes (You)
>>571120093the only people still left in that board are browns obsessed with drama and numbers, there must be like 10 different threads about that vtuber who got fucked on stream
>run without hat>clear all my races but ends upt being subpar>run with hat>can't clear races for shit and it's even worseFun game...
>>571120026left is just better
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS SPAMMED WINKING MARE PUSSY IN THE /SP/ THREAD
>>571120026Left if you're a faggot
>>571120274>when after I ain't deleting this either!
>>571120426IT WAS ME
>>571120161STOP GIVING HER +30 ENERGY
Ass and legs or chest and belly?
>>571120026See how not even the guy slandering palmer said the second option? DESTROYED
>>571120581sex and belly
>>571120086well yeah, they're shoujo artists
>>571120426why didn't you tell me earlier...
>Random Mayano front to try and not fall out of TT class 6>1* pwr but get a 3* TS climax spark>Check parents. They both have 3* TS climaxOkay I never paid attention to white sparks. Does this means multiple procs or better chances of proccing said spark? should I save this for that Tachyon lab thingy?
Nobody rolled for Air Shakir
>>571118871https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyumamusume/comments/1nywa9s/the_true_umamusume_alignment_chart/
>>571120581Ass and legs because chests are delicious no matter the size, unlike flat butts which instantly ruin a woman and make them look alien and disgusting
>>571120581uma tummy forever
>>571120581This is a tummy lover thread
>>571118871Every uma is autistic, retard
>>571119304hmmm I am a frontchud... I can afford wit bobo but I don't think I can stam palmer. Which one of them are more important? I do fancy myself a secondary late main on the side but I fronts are still more important and I'm sure they'll get more card options later when I need to jump ship from fronts.
>>571120026I want to fokke the pokke
>i should do URA for faster shit >start with daiwa instead of bakushin>>>get hotspring on first runDamnOkayNice?
>>571120689my club did
>>571120767I knew the one guy pushing the lesbian baits was a troon
>>571120908the most shittaste club I've ever seen
>>571120857Wit Bobo. Stam palmer is situational but she gives TTL and works at 1LB like Maruzen
>>571120946I agree, someone avatar'd as Rice
https://youtu.be/pJvhI3bxprQpearl's solo sounds like something I've heard on tv or the radio before but I can't remember the song and it's driving me nuts
>>571120908obviously photoshopped
>>571120857Wit Bobo because of guaranteed gold gwIf you can, try to get at least one Palmer, it's enough for that one
>>571120908>Rice>3 Shakur>Taishinburn that club down
>>571121061the section around one minute?
>>571120910Pansexuals are usually women or yes, trans.
Greys!
>>571120689See >>571106171
>>571121320notice how Curren's hair is darker than any other umas in this pic
>>571120970>>571121150thanks
>>571121398And Mcqueen's is purble. Whats your point?
>>571121320Tama sexo
>>571120683It just makes it more likely to go down in your horses balls.Depending on what else it has it could be worth keeping
>>571121218yeah, starting about 1:08
>>571121320sky is green, not grey
>>571121398it's like a pinkish grey
>>571121398What are you implying?
>>571121443she's ugly, McCute is cuteyour middling brain could not perceive this observation even if it were to rape your ass
>>571121320>mackie>grey
>>571121443>>571121547I don't make the rules
>>571121443macknwen's purble place...
9 star blue!
>>571121061reminds me of a disney song or something, I kinda like it
>>571121678congrats anon!
>>571121636windows 7 was almost 2 decades ago, let it go already
>>571121704TACHYON GET DOWN
>>571121636mcakween's place is smooth as porcelain, not a trace of purble to be found
>>571121704
>>571121320sex sex killSEX SEX sexignore sex SEX
>>571115942Not even the yurifag(s?) bothered
>>571121729>windows 7 was almost 2 decades ago
Didn't know Shirou I fucking love swords Emiya was a teacher in Uma Musume
>>571121729ok but what does that have to do with mcqueen's purple pubes
>>571121834>avoiding confrontation with Golshi-samawise
>>571121834Nobody wants to fuck oguri the fat fuck and tamamo the goblin
>>571121473The other parent is a 3* guts SMaru. >2* groundwork, THH>3* Prudent positioning and TS Climaxand then a bunch of misc stuff
>>571122013speak for yourself, Tamamo was THE uma to made me fap to umamusumes
>>571120683Multiple procs
>>571121540You're deranged
>>571122013Sir, Uma Musume is a feeder game.
they keep ningens as slaves in the Mejiro household?
>got notification to register for CM>CM is not open yethuh
Nice thread faggs
>>571122249it was cancelledif you made an oguri cap check your title list, you should have a cancer plat
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001305200/when are they gonna add KING'S SWORD (king halo's grandbaby) to the game?
>>571119739>pubes chartSAUCE PLS
>>571122312https://files.catbox.moe/p41v4z.jpg
>>571117860The legendary mobius strip track Leo Cup
>>571122249In the last second of life, they're going to show you how... how they run this show, run it into the ground!
>>571122079I mean you can keep it but its not gonna be THAT good unless you dont have anything else during tach's lab
>>571122312
>>571122476hot
pull for Shakur NOW
>>571121678explode nowI don't even have a single 3* stam
>>571122835NoMy carats would not recover
Can't pull for eyebrow piercings, I must save for purble uma.
How accurate is this reddit tierlist?
>>571123019Stop it with Dober propaganda. She smells bad.
>tierlistlow quality post
>>571123114SNIFFA
Post something for the summer
>>571123163Not interested in mentally ill umas
>>571123229
>>571123083she's so cute and sexywhy can't she have at least ONE useable alt
>>571123295should a 54 years old woman act like this
>>571122893Very little to be doing right now that isn't parent farmingStart cracking, I believe in you
>>571123163Orange sniffer...
[-]
Oguri.... is cute?????
I need to better organize my Seiun Sky folder.
>>571122835>a cute potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>>571123363Child pit and cleavage
Oguri plap
>>571123523Oh you are still around?Feels like i havent seen you in a bit.
>>571123570Mambo's mambos
Spark reroll doko?
Cripple love!
>>571123702Spark rerolls NEVEReos SOON
>>571124006I thought this was El from the thumb
>>571124070No, thats the donkey musume.
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>571124070It is the book-y donkey
I'm playing bitchsorry that was rude but don't assume
>>571124134I'm playing games thoughjust not uma right now
>>571124134out of tp
>>571124213I am a fan of this image
>>571123523you would fuck her straight if you weren't a BITCH
>>571124173I need her banner now
>>571124331Part of her appeal is slowly breaking down her walls
I want nothing more than to push Nice Nature down onto the bed and thrust into her with the force of a thousand suns while her tail wraps around my waist. I want to grab handfuls of her ass as I smack my hips against her’s-I want to see her chest sashay from the force alone and her grip around my waist to nearly throttle me. I want to impregnate her womb until my seed starts leaking out of her, her moans becoming hoarse and turning into dry gasps as I flip her over. I want to kiss her and play with her tongue while she holds my head, her legs wrapped around my hips as she uses her 1130 power to stop me from ever leaving her folds. I want her to bite the ever loving shit out of me as I suckle on her pale white tits, her chest sashaying against her body from our rutting. I want to see this third place deceiver gasp and cry from both pleasure and the pain of having her shoulders and neck bit and sucked upon. I want to whisper sweet nothing into her horse ears before lovingly biting them while she gets creampied. God do I want to fuck Nice Nature. I want her to give me a loving tail job after all is said and done, the embarrassment of the action making her complain at it’s strangeness with me silencing her soft protests with a deep kiss. I want to marry this uma here and now.
>>571124134I did my daily 1 run
>>571124134>playing MANT
>>571124134Fan farming after 3 bunk Sakura Laurel runs that I ended up quitting early. Going to go to bed as it auto runs.
>>571124134I'm playing but I just lost The Game and so did you.
>>571123740"Mar-"???
>>571124605
>>571124605TEIO RAPE
>>571123523>cuteYou're referring to Fine Motion right?
>>571123295Let's all gangbang Maruzensky?
>>571124923Her porn model did get released today…
>>571124923ME NEXT
>>571124134Im just doing 1 run a day and theres nothing you can do about it
>>571124952>porn model
Do I take this over takarazuka kinen classic year or do I run for the SP + 100 coins
>>571125106Chrono is a mare.
>>571125158Easily this, especially if you can boost it without sacrificing boosts for summer
Chrono is a stinky grey uma!
>>571125158taking this means you can run a race in summer for coins you can come back to taka later
>>571125298
>>571125286>>571125302I can sacrifice a single empower but that means I'll lack one turn for summer camp
Maya....
>>571125408That's fine, take it to race or somethingjust be aware that late august can lock you into a 3 chain
>>5711252987 and I rape you
>>571124974why the fuck does Sirius call the torena "puppy" when there's at least 3 umas who straight up act like dogs. Fucked up.
>>571125479Got it thank
>>5711254807 and you have to take a shower instead!
do NOT click or you will be CURSED in your next rolls
>>571125298Smelling her up close!
>>571124598Why are you here and not umajp? Why post off topic shit here?>>571124670>>571125106>>571125349You too
I got a second wind, I'm really enjoying MANT runs again. Still looking forward to GL though, if only so I can do shorter runs some days.
>>571125678based
>>571125678>I got a second windI hate it when Akikawa does that to me
>>571124598Wrong thread retard, JP has a dedicated one
I'm in an eternal loop of playing Persona 5, getting to Makoto's dungeon, quitting, coming back after a year, forgetting everything in the plot and having to restart the game.
>>571125848The game is ass with a pretty UI and people pretend it's not for some reason
>>571125848Sex with mom bod Maru
>>571125848Yeah it's hard for me to stop jerking off to Makoto too, don't worry push through it this time, her later scenes are worth it
>>571125569wit 4?
>>571125848makoto truly is the most boring girl in that game
Persona 3 Portable is the only persona game I've finished.
>>571125938The gameplay is fine, nothing special but it's pretty basic jrpg and puzzle stuff. The design flair and story and characters and music are all some of the best in the entire medium and that is what carries it, and nobody really denies that, you're just angry at clouds.
>>571126013>Worst persona and the epitome of what a bad port looks likeMy condolences
>>571125848why do you play game for 15 year oldsarent we all boomers here
>>571126069Not him but FeMC is peak unfiltered kino
low roll + no sirius moment for speed bonusnot sure if I care to try again
>>571125942
>>571115537REMINDERNo /uma/ clubs will be active on Nov 19 . The entire world will observe the work holiday.
>>571126091Persona 5 came out in 2016.That was 10 years ago.
>>571126050>Story and charactersThey fucking sucked and the only decent part of the story was the added shit in Royal. 5 has some of the worst social links and you can look no further than the shining example of horrendous social links in Ann
>>571125938>>571126069I feel bad for "gamers" that excessively play dogshit mobile gachas where the only redeeming quality is cute girls, and then act elitist and shit on anyone playing real video games with some level of merit beyond jerking off to them. Persona isn't even a hard series to jerk off too, it gets more sexual than Uma does for sure.
Danchou.... *cough*... please....
>>571126115oh yeah def not, guts moment. no fucking skills to buy
>>571126113No she wasn't. >Here are new social links!>A dyke and a girl with the shittiest fucking taste in men in the entire school >Every single male character treats female mc like a child>Everything else about the fucking game with its half ass visual novel bullshit
>>571126176>he plays the social links of his party members instead of the side characters No wonder you think it sucked, you probably don't even know most of the best characters.
>>571126113She's straight up menace
Trainees invade the living spaces of their trainers and the authorities just look the other way.They just fucking let trainers get raped. The state is corrupt.
>>571126205I don't excessively play mobile games you fucking retard and I don't play games to jerk off to like you do you fucking troglodyte
>>571126113>>571126359makoto yuki clears any day, he's so handsome fuck the femcels malding about the femoid mc not returning in reload
What I don't understand is this: Everyone knows that trainers get raped. So why do we keep getting new trainers? Do they want to be raped?
I WANT TO FUCK DIRTER SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADSADASDASDASdaszhrhrfg
>>571126461?No one told me I was going to be raped at Trainer School
>>571126205>anyone playing real video gamesYou're the proof that retards screaming about "real video games" actually play garbage for 2iq retards.Persona games are casual JRPGs with rudimentary gameplay mechanics, what "real video game" are you talking about.
>>571126150Maruzensky is probably most people's ideal wife
>>571126442I blame him for why I'm such an antisocial fuck. I thought not saying a word acting edgy and cool wearing headphones would get me by.I was so wrong
>>571124134
orenji
>>571126353Oh wow such amazing social links like the chess girl who's mom is making her seem better than she actually is by fixing matches Or the doctor who just drugs you Or the shitty ugly ass teacher who works as a maid because she's just willingly letting herself being guilt tripped!Fuck off man
>>571126581I would think you're cool...
>>571126608I want to lick that belly.
Teio stinks
why is she like this
>>571126540>>571126205What counts as a real game then?
none of you farmed a mageblood in poe so you don't know what a real game is
>>571126649T-thanks
>>571126656For great fortune?
>>571126581anon the whole point of the game is going out and making bonds with people
>>571124974Why is she at the trainer's dorm though?
>>571126684armored core
>>571126684anything that fits my elitist agenda
>>571126803Because she wants Torena to put a collar around her neck and order her around.
>>571126736no problem!
>>571126684Any games that are in the top 100https://steamdb.info/charts/ONLY them
>>571126919
/uma/ should I replace Cockushin Guts (borrow) with Finemo because this is not working
>>571126974fuck that hsit card
>>571126786HE DOESN'T TALK UNLESS PROMPTED WITH CHOICES AAAIIIIIIEEEEEE I THOUGHT I JUST NEEDED TO DO THE SAME
This talk about persona and other videogames is somehow worse than the staygoldtranny spam. Fuck off.
Where have you been, onii-chan?
>>571126965OOHHHH I'M WALLPAPERING
>>571127042are you mad you didn't finish p5 or what
uh oh /uma/ hall monitor melty
>>571126965>Wallpaper Engineoh nonono he got hacked
Best way to easily get Corner Recovery on Xmas Oguri Cap? I'm tired of Kitasan not giving it...
>>571127051NOT A VIDEO GAME
>>571127050holy fuck I didn't even see this I just scrolled a tiny bit up and bam I got shot through the neck like when someone is pulling my hair like that kind of erotic feel she started straight into my soul she's just like me.....
>>571126608everytime i see a picture of fuku i remember that she doesn't actually have any chub ingame and it makes me sad.
>>571127050Playing games other than umamusume!!!
>>571127050In your mom lmao. I'd say get fuck, but you'll never get it.
the true blue haired chad is the Devil Survivor 1 protag
guts decks are so fucking gaymaybe she's alright since FCM + right handed + sprint S is a lot of speed, but the guts are so low it doesn't matter
>>571127079I've beaten it 4 times, that's besides the point. It doesn't belong here. Fuck off.
>>571127013But muh velocity carryover & hints...
Throne will save Guts decks
>>571127278just nodrop it NOW
>>571127171They are athletes bro. All umas are fit as fuck and only temporaily a bit overweight.
>>571127216>doing guts build before throne is out
>>571127302Cute Journey
>>571126861this post has been fact-checked by REAL Toresen Gakuen PATRIOTS: TRUE
Only legendary trainers can answer this without cheating:Off the top of your head name one heterosexual uma
>>571127378explain Taiki's fat tits
>>571126390Uma is a mobile game little bro. A PC port does change that, you're literally emulating a phone which is why your gameplay is a vertical strip on 1/3rd of the screen. Playing Uma and not jerking off is even sadder as well
>>571126591you have the chocolates
>>571127453Calstone light O because she always goes straight
>>571127137Hope you get Bobo's "I'm Not a Cyborg" as a spook event. Worst case, you run her SR card.
>>571127453Mr. CBT's mom
>>571127465>you're LITERALLY EMULATING a gameyou're LITERALLY NOT EMULATING anythingthe graphics API being vastly different alone makes it LITERALLY not emulation
>>571127212>locked into being a magic sissy
>>571127137Supah Creeku
>>571126540Ah yes a casual 100 hour campaign. It's really funny to see elitists about gaming in a fucking mobile gacha thread.
>>571127456Fit and fat tits!
>>571127238What do you want to talk about instead? Cock sizes?
>>571127465Are you braindead? I don't excessively play Uma. I can list you at least 27 different games I beat in the past 6 months, learn how to fucking read instead of posting retarded drivel.
Looking at my barracks and I realize I have InariI don't remember pulling for her like at all
>barracks
>>571127302Needy, clingy, heavy umas are so fucking cute
ogurin....
>>571127597Uma musume, you fucking retard.
>>571127619Deploy her at once
>>571127673Force of habit, sorryMy trainee list*
>>571127697explain this umatheists
>>571127560>locked into being a fucking door
>>571127619*kons you*
>>571127547It's literally emulating the game's structure and setup instead of having a structure that makes sense on PC. Literally.
>>571127495horrid joke. rudolf would be very proud of you for that one, I'm sure.
What is the ideal cock size to satisfy an uma musume?
>>571127331Kay....>these sparks BrutalI had literally every good Sprint skill...
>>571127050Got hit with a 3 day ban
>>571127816Mine.
>>571127816about 24 inches, apparently
>>571127816Depends on the uma.Curren Chan for example prefers guys with small cocks and gets a lot more emotional satisfaction out of them.
>>571127616Anon, Melty 4 U isn't coming to global for like 4 years, calm down.
>>571127749She can't just do this to me...
>>571127816all umas are lesbians they do not like cock
>>571127928you are right sorry
>only one greenFUCK
>>571127721Staygold poster posts about Umamusume but you still have a melty?
>>571127842What NSFW image did you post
>>571127904*kon* her backShe is strong on the attack, but weak on defense
>>571127619she was waiting for your time of need (for it to be time for clam digging)
HISHIAMAZON DAno more statues rip
>>571127990deck?
>>571128002There is a threat for him called umajp This is the global server thread, not the japanese server thread.
>>571128083Incredibly based
>>571115989Wa sex
Which uma is the most allergic to cock?
>>571127390you have to do things ahead of time to know how bad things really are>most of these umas were gutsfagsit's gonna be a gaslight dancing situation
I got 4 tissues from the lottery today.
>>571128118This is the Umamusume thread thoughbeit? OP has Global and JP news. You should get yourself checked out
>>571128083my collection grows...
>>571128105
I keep getting this random event>>571128229STOP POSTING ME
>>571128229my cute trainee looks like this
>>571128229you forgot your underwear again fat fuck
>>571128251>shakurwhy would anyone do this?
>>571128278imagine the pregnancy paizuri
>>571128083Based
>>571128275ywnbau
>>571128251ikneel
>>571128019
>>571128262not bad, she honestly seems fine to me but I do the very minimal
INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW Which uma has the darkest nipples?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO OFC THIS APPEARS ON THE COMPLETIONIST TITLE RUN
>>571128215The history of your life
Need steamy edo umanko...
>>571115985>>571117325>>571117853>>571117902
>>571128151whoever it is, it sure as fuck ain't Digitan lol. She's such a fucking loser that she'd melt as long as SOMEONE is giving her attention
>>571128519Creek
>>571128476
>>571128529Go do it then instead of crying everyday. Take some action with your life
>>571127042>>571127079Please no more PersonaIm still traumatized that Nikke will get Persona collab on August
>>571128531edo isn't real
>>571128519cafe on account of her black coffee addiction
>>571128519Transcend
>>571128587>Nikke will get Persona collab on AugustWallahi it's over......
>>571128519Creek (after several rounds of googoo babies)
>>571128545Boys...
>>571128519all of them have pretty pink nipples>but they're japaneseshut the fuck up
>>571128545I like boy and girl umas.
>>571128446Groundwork not activating=glue bro
>>571128686even HishiAma and Kris S?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>571128686some variety spices things up
>>571128738Everytime the director appeared for me, it's never who I wanted...
>>571128519Maruzensky
>>571128686Grass you will never be Japanese.
>>571128738>spooked on my first tenner by the BAVARIAN WHOREFUCK
>>571128723
>>571128807Flash is not Bavarian
>>571127749>>571128019>wolf hand symbolInari One is turkish???
>>571128807>second tenner>spooked againAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
no..........
>>571125848>spoilersPlay a real shin megami tensei game
>>571128932WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>571128801>full bush>dark nipples>fertile body>runs around half naked flaunting all of thisMaruzensky is practically begging for a career ending pregnancy
>>571128737yes they bleach theirs>>571128743only variety I need is inverted, small button, normal and big fat nipples
Howa?
>>571127569Ah yeah, the hardcore non-casual game that even women and children play with no issues.
Is Countermeasure/Plan X good mid-race for CM16?
post something cute
>>571129213lol
Wait a minute.Wouldn't umamusume make terrific pole dancers?
>>571129012Keep pulling, servers are hot!
CAM ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>571129251I take it that means no then
>>571129231
>>571129321>>571129342YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>571129342specute
Do not get baited by someone else hot pullingThat 1500 carats will matter
>>571129423PULL MORE
>>571129342PoV: you are about to recruit Mejiro McQueen (Anime ver).
>>571129423EIGHTY PULLSTHREE SPOOKSONE DORK ACQUIRED
>>571129171Not getting seduced by this plank
>>571129495With with Stego
>>571129482>>571129470>>571129464>>571129426>>571129423>>571129342>>571129321shakute
>>571129495god i wanna fuck this whore so bad
This is what I desire
>>571125498SEXO WINDY
paizuri please?
>>571129482>aftermathFuku is this a bad omen?
>With with Stego
Is it better to run a career with springs or with longs for summer maru? What's easier I guess
>>571129578Budding breasts are 10/10
Bakushin is a real gamerhttps://youtu.be/9ILNhRBDgok
>>571129656sprint, smaru can win arima with long C
Is gutsmaxxing in CM16 a bait or no? I want to use Suzuka for Unrestrained but I'm not sure how to fit her in my deck.
>>571129656maru can win easily with sprint B long C
>>571129690need a nonny that looks like this
>>571129482>>571129423>>571129342>>571129012what emulator are you using
>>571129578
>>571129729>Is gutsmaxxing in CM16 a bait or no?It's really simple anon. Are you willing to torture yourself over several days trying to chase a lucky highroll for 2-3 extra CM wins?>yesGutsmax>noPower wit
>>571129687Fuck Ulala is erotic
MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN
I'm gonna do itI'm gonna do itI'm gonnnnaaaa do itI'm gonna borrow the Curren Chan SR
>>571129770
if youre emulating the game ON PC instead of using the native client you're likely cheating and using a bot
>>571129770!!!!!
>>571129770this is SFW
>>571129770Post Fuku tits next time.
>>571129770where is the artist that draws naked Fuku?
>>571129996>>571130032no one wants to see fuku naked
My club has a surprising amount of shakurfags...
>>571129614Who caresShiraoki is a fraud and so is everyone who believes in him
>>571130179No one is my name.
>>571130202The only shakurfag on my club is a ryanfag. I'm worried for him.
>>571130202at least 1 huh
I want 18 Stamina spark or 18 power spark?
>>571130252I bet he likes Baki too unironically
everytime the claw machine minigame comes up, I want to choke on my tongue while slitting my wrists
Stego is only hot when she's naked. Her race and casual wear are ugly as fuck
42 races, didn't forget the dirt derby this time either
>>571130342this isn't long lil bro bring power
>>571130179yeah, and that's because I want to instead pet fuku on the head and have her nuzzle into my hand like a dog.
>>571130239fraudulent feng shui hands typed this post
>>571130443where am I getting my Stamina from then...
>>571130415my speed star...
>>571130415wish I had OGurijust for the tummy peek
>>571129756mumuplayer
>>571130570deck>?
>>571130415your guts...?
>>571130570deck onegaishimasu
>>571130570/uma/ told me Countermeasure was a bad skill...
>>571130812
>>571130721>your guts...?
what's the difference between this thread and the /vm/ one?
>>571130865varying types of schizos
>>571130638she's so cool>>571130691>>571130778here u go
>>571130865we're gayer during the day they're gayer at night
>>571130865We have schizos and namedropping here. They have hall monitor there.
>>571122835I did, 8 hours ago
>>571130865we're cooler
>>571126442UGH... MOIDS...
How are you making Nishino parents, what apititude do I bring medium To?
>>571131115had to go full incel for someone to finally call me male let's go
What healing skills do I want for SMaru? Just Triple7?
>>571130986No guts for CM16?
rudolf and sirius should kiss
>>571131261If you hate yourself, go ahead.
Now that the dust has settled, which banner was the most forgettable and why was it Yaeno's?
>>571127676journey has to weight like 100 pounds, she seems pretty light
>>571131261I'm trying a few different builds but full guts and you have legit no skills, and with hybrid you usually don't get to cap pwr so I'd rather take it easy with these chiller decks and instead of hitting the 1% getting every skill and quadruple capping
>>571131342
how do you guys cope when the runs aren't just hitting and you're burning clocks more than usual
>>571131164anyone... help
>>571131193I hate this nigger's videos so much
>>571131193you could've just said you liked Shakur or Ryan to get called a faggot, which does imply being male.
>>571131304...ramonu's feet while she holds their leashes in one hand and a whip in the other
>>571131373I pull out my 8 incher and goon to umas
>>571131363she looks like one of those fantasy gremlin fox humanoids
>>571131373I give up
>>571131398You cope with just Sprint/Mile
>>571131408I would never lie
>>571131432daiwaGOD...
The child umas I've been training for years now are about to rape me, some please send hel
>>571131363Sex Journey
Someone pretty please gimme f2p friendly pace/late mile and med deck ideas for tomorrowNeed to unfuck my TT teams badlyUmasumi
>>571131601a grown man wrote this
>>571131304Many are saying this
The hag umas I've been training for years now are about to rape me, some please send hel
I fucking hate all of you
>>571131328because she doesn't particularly appeal to straight guys OR lesbians. so most don't give a fuck about her.
>>571131361Silky smooth thighs
>>571131624What's wrong with that?
>>571131328Yaeno has dedicated fans here, but nobody says a word about Ines Fujin for whatever reason
>>571131607
>>571131637Don't say that...
>>571131193No one bounces like this
Walking around the uma slums next to the local race track for single uma moms!
Every time tracen academy career surveys come out, "trainer's wife" is always the top answer
>>571131115I want Dober to say this after I "accidently" start rubbing her butt during a post-race thigh massage
wife journey
D-DAMN!
>>571131304Agreed
>>571125498Taiki would be too busy trying to hug herWindy would probably pull some prank that'll get both of them in troubleChiyo would probably cry if she got kabedon'd and would cause problems between Maru and Sirius
>>571131132this artist has done untold damage to Nishino's reputation, she would NEVER look at her trainer like this! She is a GOOD GIRL!!!!
>>571131961Thighs too thick
>>571128347better get it quick
>>571132054this artist is a fraud because he called Urara "Haru"
>>571132054She 1000% looks at her trainer like that are you kidding?Her parents even comment on how affectionate she is with her trainer.
Host a CM Room
>>571128519hishiama and kris s, obvs
>>571128932>>571129012>>571129423congratulations on getting your wife but also EXPLODE
>>571132054Why is Maya-chan locking the door while licking her lips
>>571132164which
>>571132134She's just confused!! She's a young filly, she would NEVER lay a hand on her trainer!!!
>>571132202I don't think it's ok for umamusumes to talk to their trainers like that
>>57113221615, onegai
>>571132054She's such a good girl
>>57113225244596256
>>571132054I think she would gently rape torena instead of using much force
>>571131806Oyakodon.
I have never seen a single Yamanin Zephyr fan
>>571132314Arigatou
>>571132232She would only have parent approved private time with her trainer at the onsen where she is essentially fawning on her trainer.
>>571131852Ulala knows what she's doing.
>>571132378this but Furioso
>>571132314>>571132387np, 6/9!
Umamusume:pretty retard
It's rape hours
>>571132054Imagine how tight she'd be...
CM14 (again)74166242>"bro..."It's the only one I wonalso haven't got anything for 15
>>571131806
post umas locking doors it's my favorite
>>571132378A shame since she has very good for (you) moments
>bubble gum fellow only has 66 entries in safeboorudespair
>>571131624it's a serious risk when training young umas of a certain age that they go into heat and can't manage to at least partially control themselves yet
>>571132457It's mediocre pedo artist spam hours actually
stop lewding Nishino
>>571132457I fucking hate Chiyono so fucking muchI fucking hate you too
>>571132542Rice's turn.
So did we have any Shakur pullers? Lmao
>>571132547What makes bubble gum fellow so unpopular? Her design is kind of cute.
>>571131873UGH!!!
>>571132597She's already plenty lewd herself
>>571132457Maybe Chiyono, sure. Not you though. You're not built like that.
>>571132314can do more if enough interest
>>571122835No... I don't think I will.
Why'd they make the child the sexiest uma?
>>571132698host more
Stop posting Chiyono post more Laurel or Chitose
I need Gold City to grip my cock the same way she holds that mic
>>571132054nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
>>571132785Hoshi Miki uma
>>57113277047933350
>>571132378I'm a fan of her tits
>>571132813I... am not doing that.
>>571132547I am the only english-speaking Bubble Gum Fellow fan.>>571132649real horse didn't live up to the hype because he got injured, old horse, not one of the more for (You) umas, not many links to popular umas or other umas in general, not many fans of her racewear design, alt has pants, etc.That's my goat though I stand by her.
>>571131304Truke
>>571132649dunno since I wasn't here when she first appeared but I guess she got sandwiched
>>571132887holy milkers
*gives u bubblegum*
>>571132545Her career looks good, i'll pull for her
>>571132457>pedophile obsessed with rapeColor me surprised.
>>57113288554026072
>>571132507https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=VQrMH-h7FFmLyP3iN0rY2KszBeing short of 40 speed doesn't matter if you're lucky and they aren't
>>571132984Best cleavage in the game
>>571133126>chiyoposter is a pedophilesay it aint so...
>>571132775this is a global only household, I'm afraid.
Well that escalated quickly
>>571132378>>571132887>>571132984she only has NTR blacked fans
>>571132547too stallion coded
Can a pace run the Med with C aptitude or is that too low
>>571132691Chiyono's chiyos are not that big
>>571133198>junior yearstrength and abandon on fail
>>571132931AND JUST LET HER FUCKING DIE???
>>571133219...what
>>571133235too aids unless you're speedmaxxed like crazy, even long is barely doable
>>571133004Thanks
>>571133004thanks babe
>accidentally pressed next instead of retry race after losing a raceFUCK MY TOREINA LIFE
>>571133004i'll only take the gum in her mouth
>>571133250Nope, took charm AND IT FUCKING FAILED
>>571133185Yaeno Musucky (on penis)
>>571133306Krissu
>>571133349>failing a 75%my condolences anon
>>571132887>>571133158Please have her cover up her cleavage, we're about to do an ad and cannot show any tits.
>>571133260all her porn is with negrosother umas have variety but zephyr is all nigger shit unfortunately
I want a needy clingy uma gf...
>Using someone's restless+nimble+stan+more uma to try and build a parent>They took it down>No replacementsAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE
Zephyr mentioned
>>571133185explain this then
>>571131304After a hard-fought race of course (Sirius jobs as usual)
>>571133467K.S.Miracle has to be the ugliest uma design so far
9am umasumi
I'm gonna CUM
>>5711331456/9
>>571133182how new
>>571133469all I see is yaeno, chiyono and some randos, sorry.
The KS stands for Kris S
Opera Mare
>>571133598don't leave Ardan alone, please
>>571133640kiss s for kris s
The KS stands for K(ucking) (helio)S
>>571133145>pama takes 1st only to whiff angling anywaybased griefer97429721maaaaaaaaybe last if it takes as long
>>571133687she would watch
I haven't made shit for the CM and the team I used last medium landed me at B finals, 1st but still B finalsI'm cooked aren't I?
>>571133632I like this Golshi.She looks cool, and not like a demented retard.
>>571133673shit, that's true, actually. can't believe I forgot about her.
I really really really really really hate Chiyono.
How good is soft step?
>>571133772smooches u
>>571133531umasumi
How much do they sag when her bra is off?
I like when childhood friends lose.
>>571133448You did pull for Ardan right?
I had to work outside in the heat all day and didn't get to uma and now I feel sick. I hope a vampire uma kills the sun soon.
>>571133848Reliable and the earliest it can proc is 10s in to the match
I think I have a type.
>>571133975God I want Ardan to get upset that I went for dinner with my colleagues without telling her.
>>571134056ugly cute cute
>>571134056dura and the cock balls
>>571115989WEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII
How's this Bono looking bwos I NEED VALIDATION I AM DEEPLY INSECURE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF
>>571132545>tail hugdidnt someone else do this recently too?
>>571133850thank you anon. very kind of you.
>>571133843Why? She's a cute inumusume
>"we can make you the best runner, and aim for g1, maruzensky!">no thanks, I don't feel like it>player trainer: "then don't are you stupid?">i like you????
>>571134056is there a term for this kind of woman
>>571134289normal
what is her problem
>>571132931
the chiyonotes have been updated
>>571134278Women
>>571134158could work for Leo Cup but her guts might lose her duels during a race, test her out to see if she can yield good results
>>571134262No she's a retard.
>>571133850>>571134240get a room...
>>571134278Hag brain.
>>571134289STALLION
>>571134240good girl
>>571133158
>>571134003I took it early in career and watch the long distance races but I don't see it proc even once and that got me worried
>>571134353She's a real horse
>>571134158>that staminaoh right this is the retarded unique that requires you be BELOW a certain percentage on a sprinterwhen are they going to patch this, it aint gonna work in future scenarios
>>571134278she wants you to knock her up so she won't have to race again
>>571134510Soft step is for medium only gwo...
>>571133843Yup
>>571134578she's LITTERALLY still top tier in jp because you can autism her to always have perfect activation timing
>>571134618kek shit I'm retarded, it's a miracle my xog winning the longs without firing her ult
>>571134578Was thinking the exact same thingSO aids how I have to pray to get as little residual Stamina as physically possible Even worse than Toshos "if you aren't in the back for even a millisecond you don't get a unique" activation requirement
>>571134504not the time or place for that, unfortunately..
>>571134783It should be...
>>571134748I NEED TO RAPE THIS AND DIE TRYING
>>571134748Shakur...
Shitkur
>>571134748>>571134876Shakur wouldn't wear this.
>>571134859she gets so little male attention she would give in and let you
>>571134916Are you sure about that?
>>571134819it's 8AM and I am not gonna flirt or ERP in a public thread, I'm afraid.
>>571134748I don’t want to pull for Shakur
sex with ningen
>>571134508
>>571134916I'm more of a bunny shakur fan
>>571135047Do it
>>571135068You can tell someone who has never played the game made this since the bystanders arent patting trainer on the shoulder or congratulating him.
>>571135024It makes it more exciting
>>571135024based principled agpsister
>>571135308>>571135308>>571135308
