Previous: >>571115537>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg (embed)06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
RICE HATE
when I become president of Cygames every uma will receive a gyaru version free of charge.
>>571135308Flash is such a cutie
Is there any revenue charts of how much each uma character release earnt? Just mildy curious.
>>571132785I caught this frame just for you, bwo
I can't decide if Shakur is uglier than Ryan
6/9, last so join before I punch97429721cm15
>>571135463Revenue charts are generally innacurate as shit and only useful for shitposting
>>571135220>the entire market district nudging natie to bang her trainerWhat the hell is their problem
>>571135463>trying to shit the future threads using umabucks
>>571135523My POV
>>571135524Sure but still mildly interesting.>>571135554I just like market research.
>>571135503Ryan is naturally ugly, Shakur is intentionally hideous
>>571135534Ask all the creek fans that "stan" her and her trainer acting like a lovey dovey married couple in public
>shakur design is punk>character is a linux nerd
. . .
>>571135594you're not fooling anyone bwo
>>571135334She's not a slut
>>571135262Personally, I like to do those things over throwaway accounts where I DON'T have random chuds watching.>>571135281Don't call me that..
>>571135613Shichi can fix Shakur...
>>571135750She's not wrong
no one actually likes air shakur
>>571135750The market stall owner 100% knows nice nature and is doing this on purpose.
>>571135594pretty sure they're all paywalled
No one rolled for Shakur...
>>571135523ty
Rolling Shakur down a cliff
>>571135756same. let's link up for later so i can stop annoying the threads sexpesting you.
>>571135906Doto...
What even is an Air Shakur?
>>571135863we had like two or three anons max her out no?
>>571135958Umas literally can't stop themselves from asking their trainers for sex
>only been fun doing comfy parent runs>shit CM is announced>i'll try doing the first ace run I guess>get thisYep, back to comfy parent runs. I believe as they say the first few ace runs will be the best ones and I don't feel like doing better, I'll just throw this in
>>571135958>I HATE CURREN
release the hag already
Aces status?
>>571136148it's ASS
>>571135756Cute agp sister
>>571136103>
>>571136207been ready for a week
no one actually likes chiyono
>>571136270Is Ulala okay...
>>571136207we gooooooooo
>>571136207I'm doing our research manuscript that I should've done 2 months ago, surely danchou can understand that I haven't made them yet
>>571136304That's just a rounder Dober
>>571135953then message me at saltwindritual on discord. don't feel like spoilering it since it's a throwaway anyway.
>>571135958I bet Natie would be a biter.
>>571136304Awooga
Chiyo general
>>571136207I haven’t even started
I thought this was comfyhours what are you fags doing?
post something sleepy
>>571136440Faster
>>571135523I look like this IRL
>>571136586Why does she look so angry?
>>571136627you wish
>>571136583
>>571136627Post tail
>>571136529"comfy" hours is fag hours
>>571136401Bold slut...
>>571136683>fag hoursi.e. based hours
imagine marrying any of these uma freaks...
>>571136748ningen hands typed this post
>>571136529Well if you must know, I'm gooning to umas before I go to sleep.
>>571136743I bet the clumsy act is all just to get Torena to lose control and take her.
>>571136807That’s forbidden content
>>571136672I need this
>>571136807ADLER makes good uma porn
>>571136807they would never do this
My first SS+ and it was in a run with shit summer trainings and I failed strength chakra lmaooooooGetting fast learner early really is the single strongest modifier in this game, I wonder if this would have been UG if the strength chakra went through, I lost out on about 140 stats
>>571137050Falco is super cute and Flash is super sexy
>>571137224That's why you're supposed to marry both
>>571136681
>>571137224If you marry one you have to marry the other
>>571137310I would never betray my trainee like that.
which uma would NOT share
>>571137482
>>571137392no
>>571137482This one wouldnt share
Why endclose when you can just end it all?
>>571137482daiwa would get mad if her groomer was busy with someone else
>>571137573That wasnt a request.
>>571135498thanks gwohave this toohttps://files.catbox.moe/81lpc7.gif
>>571137686Monogamy or death.
>>571137617holy cute
>>571137508seeby no!!!!!
is unware daiwa meta in the next cm
>>571137482Spechan
>>571137508why did she do it? is she stupid?
>>571137506Ew nobody wants to share her anyway
Thoughts?
>>571137775The only time her stupid guts bonus is useful
>How many uma tanukis are there?Thousands of them apparentlyhttps://youtu.be/scoa7ZGFoWU
>>571135667ftfy, that nose thing was really bugging me
>>571137852what the fuck are those
>>571137392Flash gets the sex, Falco gets to watch
>>571137920Better
Is there any Uma that DOESN"T have a crush on their trainer?
>>571137782>>571138103Monopoliser...
>>571138229shakur
>>571138229Shakur
>>571135308Cute Flash
>>571138258>>571138268Shakur hands wrote these posts.
>>571138229Falco
>>571138327Falco 100% is crushing on her trainerShakur on the other hand only begins to accept her trainer in her 3rd year
>>571136207like an 8/10
>>571138401Light Hello has more chances with her trainer than Falco herself
Why is Corner Recovery has O at the end? This implies it could get double circle but instead it upgrades directly to Meastro
>>571138449A brown paper bag discarded on the street has more chance with Falco's trainer than Falco herself, that's not saying much.
>>571136207I only have two umas with medium S so far. Which is far better than previous CMs. One of them only had 1140 speed, but she is a dominator Ass Wonder, I don't expect her to have wins. I also have a late surger gambler normal Oguri. What do you think guys what should my third uma be? Another Dominator or should I give myself an aneurysm by training VBobo?
>>571138484because the acupunturist can give you corner recovery ×
>>571137508>Killing yourself is fun, just jumpMr CB
>>571138449Trainer prevented falco's worst ending by pure luck/dedicationIts not over for her yet!
>oguri crap run>700 speed>370 stam>hydrate>450 wit>ramp up and head on>jobs repeatedly in kikukaI'm tired of trying to build a parent with this dumb retard that only ever gives pace sparks.
>>571138710dont say that...
>>571138484Corner Recovery X exists
>>571138673and she fucks up at the end
How much stamina do I need for regular pace in CM15? Is 700/500 stam guts + 1 white enough?
>>571138879sim it
>>571138879If you have more than 1000 wit then yeah
>>571138663
>>571138878...She is simply delaying the inevitable.
We love Chiyo here
>>571138970inu
>this statline lost Oka Sho four times real funny cygames, fuck you
>>571139047>he doesn't know
Hybrid dominators has the risk of not firing their dommies since they can go up right? So the best way to make a sure-fire dominators is to make them as shit as possible?
>>571139134just run them as end
>>571139170Oooh, free carats!
>>571139134Fron runners are very strong in this CM, so they will definitely hit something.
>>571139170This would work on 99% of trainers here...
>>571139170Why is she trying to catch me
How can Uma's be so powerful with a diet of only carrots and trainer cock?
>>571139047I fucked your trainee 8 times before Oka Sho so thats why she lost, sorry
>>571139284>He doesn't know the nutritional value of torena semen.
>>571139323my condolences
live
>>571138632>>571138847What does it do? Drains stam on corners?
>>571135308Post Umas that would be easy to trick into sex
>>571139251>why
>>571139650yeppers
>>571139673I dont wanna go back to Germany, let alone fucking Düsseldorf!
27 pulls from the Taiki Shuttle/Mejiro Dober spotlight and didn't get one of them.First pull for Air Shakur...well atleast I got my big ol ball of joy!
>>571139673We're not even married, I can't go to Germany just for Flash
>>571138567that's because Falco is the cuckquean Uma
>>571139921>Nigger is spending tickets without the intent of sparkingcongratulations on being lucky, but please stop being a retard. you're going to have an insane meltdown when it doesn't pay off
Keb...
>>571140084Still dead in a ditch
>>571139673Isn’t germany rapidly becoming a shithole
>>571140306Is there a first world country that isn't
How do I build a good deck for trackblazer? Is there a one-size-fit all solution?
>>571140039I insta-chuck my uma tickets into the gacha. They can't be used for support pulls and I'm never sparking a horse.
>>571140039I single pull on every banner I like until either I hit or it ends. I have 48 umas and 9 skins.
>>571140187Don't shay that... he's just on a really long flight...he'll come back...
How mad is McQueen going to be if I tell I want to mating press her and impregnate her?
>>571140354Uh, I'd just take it easy for this month. Trackblazer is ending soon. You'll be able to pull on proper cards once Tachyon speed comes. Though if you want to give it a try, just run whatever cards that have "Race Bonus" stat on them. Biko LB1 is great for newfriends.
>>571140462Not very?
>>571140447I just hoped he burnt out and nothing bad happened to him. I liked him, even if he was lacking as a mambchou. Kinda wish he would come back too tho...
>>571140462Depends. Are you her trainer?
>>571139975>We're not even marriedThat can be arranged.
>>571140462mejiro maker
>>571140354Reroll your account on Summer Maru support or wait and reroll on Light Hello+Tachyon. Rerolling in this game is easy, especially if you have a PC that can run multiple emulators, and not rerolling into a strong MLB SSR puts you at a handicap.
>>571140039Thank's, I should mention that im not super invested in sparking especially that im totally f2p.I see cute uma and I pull with what ever karots or tickets I have, if I don't get em that day I will get em later one day.
>>571140462Why would she be mad?
it's not spelled karots
Is there a white spark tier-list floating around anywhere? I'm curious if I've been overlooking anything other than the obvious while grinding general-use parents/grandparents.
>>571136207Getting 1200 wit on Bobo is hard without FM...
>>571136401Should I do it bros?
>>571140775I used to use this as a beginner reference for when i first started but as you start getting good at the game you just sim everything as long as you have an understanding of how to build a specific uma.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/htmlview?gid=1499223104#
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
>>571140715Why is she barefoot? She should be wearing shoes.
what if this was your trainee
Ace posters deserve DEATH
>>571140934Mmmm, I guess that works, thanks. I was hoping someone went through and ranked things on like value of the skill vs difficulty to get outside of inheritance (cards, scenarios etc) but it might be too specific of an interest.
>>571140586I wouldn't be able to stop staring at her cleavage...
>>571141141Yes, too specific. Just learn to sim if you haven't yet.
>>571136207>My parents whiff on a good amount of midrace skills but give me huge discounts on NYOpera and Spechud's ults, also threw in Rudolf's ult to boot>Not even Sunday gave me hints for midrace/red skills, annoyed enough that the last of my points went into an inconsistent green, maybe I should have double circled one of the pace chaser skills instead idk>Leans a little much into late game, but it only got saved thanks to a Bobo "I'm Not a Cyborg" spook eventGood enough for me until I consider some funny builds with Throne borrow, but I'm focusing on making Wonda and Rudolf as evil as possible with a bunch of hesitants over the weekend.
>>571138229Urara?
I haven't gotten a single 3* Stam in all of MANT
>>571140587I do this to him
>>571141308How many runs have you done?
>>571140715I still don't get the context of this image
>>5711413891
>>571141409Fuck dude that's rough
>>571141308That's impossible. Are you one of those retards who aren't sweeping?
Flash is cuteFlash relationshipFlash eventual marriage after graduation
>>571141402That trainer is about to make more mejiros
>>571141308I haven't needed a single 3* Stam in all of MANT
>>571141567Yeah that makes senseThat's not very humanitarian, that's already an assault
>>571140469Alright guess I'll just go for unity or whatever for my missions, trackblazer is shit anyways>>571140602I'm an oldugly already... not rerolling at this time. But speaking of missed cards, is grabbing Kitasan from one of the selectors a good choice?
Don't date umasDon't marry umasRun away from umas
Is there any benefit to being the trainer for Team Canopus?
>autisma dancho leaves and now they are A+ rankHmmmm
>>571141720No, Kitasan will be useless after Grand Live
>>571141739>Run away from umasdont do thisthey are faster than you
>>571141813Autisma Danchou has been a good fit for the company culture
>>571141389My clocks went from almost 800 to almost 80 so I did a lot.I got a bunch of 3* Speeds and Powers but no Stam at all, I don't think I had a lot of 2* Stam either
>>571141805You get to groom cute umas
>>571141720Kitasan is still fine for new players but she needs a lot of dupes. Depending on which selectors you mean then Maruzensky is more cost efficient if you don't have either. You'll want 3 speeds through GL and only 2 for Grand Masters, which means whichever 2/3 you have of Kitasan/Maru/Tachyon.
>>571138572Are you confident your normal Oguri can win on her own? Another dominator. Otherwise, a second ace you can rely on is worth considering the headache.
>>571135357shakur consensual rape
>>571141845Current or Ex
>>571141964but was the tackle really necessary?she could've just grabbed him
>>571141008I suddenly feel like having tortillas for dinner
>>571141864must be unlucky, i've gotten a couple 3* stam and glued like half of them
>>571141565Flash Love and Wife!
>>571142206This isn't an efficient use of my time...
>>571142302>>571142382
>>571142382
>>571141092Ace waiting room
>>571142382umalogue horror be like
>>571142564
This game really isn't much fun.
>>571142302why the FUCK can't this be real
>>571142564>>571142686WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES
>>571142686
>>571142753It's okay, I'm having enough fun for both of us.
Let's be real. If a girl that's 1:1 to Ryan came up to you wanting to have sex, you'd say yes.
> Rolled all the whites> 1* blueFucking hell. When does spark reroll hit?
>>571142829
>>571142686I look like this
>>571142951I only have sex with men
>>571143038hey....
Imagine Nishino
>>571142973
>>571142963Bwochacho, spark reroll rerolls everything. You want the Tachyon event.
>>571143060frontbro....
I really want to rape Daiwa ScarletSexual AssaultShe's so fucking erotic, it's insane
>>571142963>S+>1* whitesbwo...
>>571143234...no you don't.
>>57114295193% of anons would only stammer and fart and fall over in that situation. And then they wouldn't be able to get up for a while because they are so fat
Let's be real. If a girl that's 1:1 to Wodka came up to you wanting to have sex, you'd say no way fag.
>>571142951If a girl that was even 1/2 of Ryan came up to me yeah I'd have sex
>>571142951Dumbass, I'm as generic as you can get, if a woman does that tomboy or not, I'll be on high alert cause that doesn't make sense
>>571143393I'd like to see her embarrassed face when I put it in, making her feel like a proper girl.
Let's be real. If a girl that's 1:1 to Air Shakur came up to you wanting to have sex, you'd call the police.
>>571143472KEK I actually would.
if she was 1:1 she'd have the horse parts and you'd either think she's a cosplayer or MUTANT FILTH THAT NEEDS TO BE PURGED
>>571143559cute cuteki
who is the cutest of them al
>ElHOLY
>>571143635Curren Chan!
>>571143635
>>571143640summer pasa?
>>571143640tsunapasafinemodotooissuntrbouquet dor
>>571143640*cough* it's been 20000 years....
>>571143404
>>571143640no cleatGOD, no watch
>>571143640event card lol
>>571141729>>571143559Bambuu waiting room
>>571143739>we will be missing on huge bazonga swimsuit doto because she's scenario link in the "let's poison shakur" scenario
>>571143640Bikini Pasa.
t>>571143985That would not be good..
>>571143825What's the joke with Mejiros and baseball?
>>571143739cum bucket already getting an alt, damn
>>571143696BASED and true!
>>571144062One Piece Micro Bikini Pasa
>>571143640PASA SWIM SUIT! TRUST! IT HAS BEEN A MILLION YEARS SINCE HER LAST ALT
>>571143404If a girl that was 1/2 of Ryan came up to you you wouldnt even be able to have sex retardNot counting blowjobsUnless that 1/2 was her legs and lower torso but then how is she coming up to you huh?
>>571144274
>>571144183This is my oshi. Digitan is the cutest.
pasa is one of those weird umas who have big boobs and they jiggle all weirdthey have like too much lateral movement and dont even look like boobs as a result, but like water balloons
>>571141805sex with nice nature
>>571144523Super cute!
>>571141805Pretty sure everyone in Canopus just tagged along with Nature and it somehow became a team
>>571141805you get the whole package if you can tolerate twin turbo
Good morning bros
Tomoorow we have:Normal JP races (no graded ones, 9:50 - 16:30 JST)Day 1 of the 7th Event (starts at 17:00 JST)QEII Jubilee Stakes (UK sprint G1 with two JP invaders, Lugal and Satono Reve, Post time is 15:40 Local time)so the order should be:JP races -> 7th Event -> QEII Jubilee Stakes
>>571144893>just tagged along with Natureyou mean taabo
>>571144443sorry to be the bearer of bad news but this isn't for swimsuit alts. they always do a summer set between wedding and those, like the dober and taiki alts we have now
>>571145017>Tomoorowwtf? I think I am retardedTomorrow
>>571141805sex with nice neicha (and royce) the others are too retarded to fuck
>>571145054it's over............
>woke up again>no uma gf yet
>>571145017EFFORIA SOON and contrail...
>>571145353Doto.... is sex?
>>571145054NUUUU
>>571145381>>woke up againfuck I hate when that happens
>>571145385>EFFORIA SOONエフフォーリアアア!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqHy2bTD-WU
>>571142503
>>571144361Slingshot Swimsuit would work better
>>571143640This has to be the summer alts right
>>571143325don't shay that...
>>571145860SHE FUCKING ATE MY ORDER
You should be able to name these two
>>571145054oh, the date outfits?
>>571146091kitasan blacksunday silence
>>571146091Steve and Bill
>>571146091left looks more evil
>>571146217rice would totally do that
>triple end comp>endguri, hybrid dom, end domThoughts?
>>571146091Chimpy and Stimpy
>>571146091NigelMiguel
>>571146217Rice could do this
>>571146453its a decent strategy
>>571146217Rice will never do this to me, I hate Rice
>>571146091That's Cafe and his Dad
Meisho Tabaru slorping waterhttps://x.com/gendai_keiba/status/2067737895763689482?s=20
>>571146091These are not black horses, by the way
>>571138404>only two mid race skillsThis is instant glue
>>571143739fine is 100% getting an alt since her SSR was just rerunnatie is getting a card because she's capped on altsthe others can go either way
>1 year later from global>still no sleevejob art from Satono Diamond or Agnes TachyonI really should speed up with AI learning at this point to do it myself because artists just want to jump to trends rather than create new ones.
>>571146928Extremely erotic
God I fucking hate MANT, the run take such a long time to just have it end so fucking goddamn shittily. I'm so fucking sick and tired of this. I just want to have fun.
>>571146928
Good milening
>>571146932Either pay up and get sloppy
>>571147159wife
>>571146091N
>>571147159
>>571147159Ohamairu
>>571147217She is the best
>>571147248HORUS
>>571147272Agreed.
>>571147245
>>571147248AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE MY EYES
>>571147365ew
Kris S would never violate my consent!
>>571147452She wouldn't do anything because she isn't in the game yet.
>>571147486Only six more months...
>>571147582wtf kris s supiki
>>571147131only two more months!
>>571147593Its a Kris S cryer around these parts, pal!
>>571147593she's a nigger not a spic
>>571146091Negro and negroer
>>571147131I'm increasingly impressed that the game survived this scenario. People just really love their horsegirls
>>570340618FUUUUUUUUKING FINALLYit only took me 60 pullsstupid faggot game gave me 2 flatboard dober instead but i now got my mommy milkies taiki finallyand 11 more daily races for taiki in normal outfiti lost 10k on stocks but the sun is finally shining on meeven tho i got first the shitty dober
>>571147694I see myself getting frustrated and quitting than sticking around to the end.
>>571147708I refuse to call it a cryer, she's a supiki I say
>>571147767remember the old adage the Japanese have shit taste
>>571147826CRYERRYER
>>571147789>I see myself getting frustrated and quitting than sticking around to the end.
>>571147789what about the whole year you've invested into the game already, and all the content that's about to come? surely you don't wanna miss all of that!
Wait cryer maker posted the Maya cryer two days ago and I didn't even see it...
>>571147908whatever man, they're called supikiS U P I K I
>>571147951>>571147975I'm already trying...
>>571147975Sunk cost fallacy
>>571146091fuck off>>/an/
>>571148034Don't shay that
>>571148036Not here, they are not!
>>571147131>>571147789Just take it easy
>>571147826supicryer
>>571148113you don't decide that
I just call them little freaks.
>>571146560What's the best non-XOguri double front comps besides rabbit?
>Agnes Digital if she trained wit more
>>571148219
>>571148294what did Urara mean by this
>>571148289Let's start with Digitan.
>>571147787hello horse fuckerscongratulate me u fucks
>>571148325It's a white power chant...
>>571147787kill yourself don't ever insult Dober again
Looking for a club. Let me offload my shoes on you.948484013317
>>571147694really? i thought its less than a month since jewtubers started making vids on the next scenario
mmmm nyo...
>>571148473yada
>>571148547ExcelUma should have a spot for you. Their danchou will eventually post a recruiting message here
>>571148585Don't watch that stuff it'll rot your brain
>>571148530i shit in your and your flat shit dobers mouth you stinking dog>>571148602kek
Mejiro
>>571148687are you indian
>>571148473
Curren Whore
>>571148547Cute Journey
>>571148625At least they give recommendations instead of the gaslight here
>>571148763same energy
>>571148806I dont really know what you mean with recommendations
any A or A+ clubs looking for members without exploitation?
>>571148289What about Trainer x Uma x Uma
>>571148715Sex with the Mejiros
>>571149005I could post sad vodka in club chat and ask danchou to do his job and clear a spot
>>571149052sounds hot
https://x.com/Seizer_7/mediaWhy do so many mexicans have a Goku pfp even when their account isn't about Dragon Ball?
>>571149068true
>>571149052Sounds like a lot of stress. I'd rather fully devote myself to a single umawife
>>571148942on the pool strategy and how to build characters
>>571149183so you'll know that they're authentic mexicans
>>571149290-- Their eyes meet.
>>571149205
>>571149217What if you didn't have a choice?
>>571148765
Hello, proofreading department?
>>571148971onechan MILKERSSSS
>>571149290FAT FUCK
>>571149368trainers always have a choice, we're respected facultyand i'm too old for my trainee anyway
>>571149568>trainers always have a choicelol>we're respected facultylmao
Pearl has a very nice singing voice
>>571149140sureinvite me then of it works991138509688
>>571149568>trainers always have a choice>respected faculty
>>571149568don't tell me you jabronis actually believe this?
>>571149669anyone your resume is a bit....uh... i think you should apply to Exceluma!
>>571149643my daughter cant be this sluttybrat needs correction
>>571149568In a perfect world, we would be. But this is not a perfect world
>>571149669No way, not with that performance.
>>571149568>i'm too old for my trainee anyway>too old
>>571149727i am already in a b club you stupid cuntwhy would i go to a c club
>>571149568>i'm too old
>>571149819There's too large an age gap...
>>571149819well yeah i'm about double shichi's age, for example
>>571149568It's cute that you believe that.
good enough for one run...
>>571149620They are quite respected, thats not wrong. Alas they are equally raped by their trainees
>>571149368I'm not sure I like what this question implies. Surely my other trainee(s) would respect that I am already married/engaged with another uma.
Too many uncs.
>>571149908no one lusts after 30+ year old men like this.
>>571149908please stop posting this, no on e runs like this
Did someone say 30+ year old men? where?
>>571149568Based, I’m loyal to my umawife
>>571149994Girls run away from me like this.
>>571150043in YOUR area! just click this ad
I have 60kwhat should i pull?
>>571150225Only 60k? Light hello banner
>>571150225yaeno muteki
>>571150225Light/Tachy
I'm lazy, and pretending I hate MANT is just an excuse for my laziness.
>>571150225save until light hello
>>571150332>>571150307>>571150261>>571150256but i want golshi and rickey
>>571150225sexshi, light hello
A curse upon Cygays for switching to Te*o mid free rolls
>>571150471Then roll for them, but dont complain about being bricked, okay?
>>571150471just luckshit them with tickets
>>571150225Accepting bets on whether the Yaeno Memory banner will be more deserted than Shakur or Muteki
>>571150043Shichi's trainer can't be THAT old there's an age gap, surebut they act differently than Jordan's trainer who is actually written to be much older than her
>>57115059230+ isnt that old.................
>>571150471Then why did you fucking ask, it’s your account
>>571150471pull on the ricky martin banner and just hope you also luck a goldship
>>571150706>30+ isn't that olddust in the wind...
>>571150706unc...
>>571150706The age of 30 is in demand
Give me cock
>>571150440What a little slut.
>>571150810but Maruzensky is like 50
>>571150530bricked in terms of wining cms? jokes on you never won A group ever anywayand i used all my rolls on cards
>>571150810but Maruzensky is like 80
Maruzensky is so cringe. Like ma'am, please stop prowling around a school.
>>571150852>>571150884She's 17
>>571150592I imagine Shichi's trainer to be in his 30s at least, or at least at the age where they're emotionally stable. I imagine if her trainer was younger he wouldn't be able to react to her woman moments as calmly.
>>571150324I HATE CURREN
>>571150854And I really really really really really really really realyr eally realy really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really reallyr eallyr eally really realy really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really eant to shit in you mouth.
HEHEHEHAHAHAWHAHAHEEHEH
>>571150916She's a bombshell babe on her way to the discoteque
>>571150706It truly isn't. You still have time. Well, a couple of years at least.
>>571150876she doesn't have allat
>>571150876Maya's soft little breasts...
>>571150876holy Mayacute
>>571150798Uncs are Helios type!>Source?All in my head
>>571150854Stego cute
everyone is an unc to helios that means shit
guys i have 30k carats and i really want golshi summer, should i roll for air groove ssr speed card??????????
>>571151150No
>>571151150I think yuo shoud eat your vegetables.
>deleted Get fucked tranny
Sirius
>>571151226those two together always pull out the stupidiest shit
>>571151150The goal is to have 120k carats by Light Hello banner
>>571151124Very cute.Love how they all respect her even though she's so small. Love how she has no qualms joining Golshi's bullshit.
>>571150917idk I think it would be very weird of Shichi to talk to a grown ass man the way she does on her chara story
>>571151207He's ban evading lmfao
I want to live in the Mejiro manor
see you all at touhoufest bwos :)
>>571151319how am i supposed to have 120k???
>>571151459just scout one of them
>>571151483Your mom's credit card?
>>571151480Sorry bwo, I'm just a quarternary.
>>571151483You should have skipped Fine Motion
>>571150592Jordan's trainer might not be that old, he might just not be into social media
>>571151459Your Ardan?
>>571151368It’s funny how they all have a great relationship with gold ship
>>571151483well theoretically, if you spend nothing, you should have around 60k come the banner itself, then you could buy the ~30k in paid carats for 1.5 anni for 90k total
>>571151575someone help that poor thing lose weight
>>571149914a 32 year old fossil...
>>571151575how does this thing even sleep or get off the ground
>>571151632
>>571151319>The goal is to have 120k carats by Light Hello bannersays who, bwo? 400 pulls is all you need
>>571151639Well...
>>57115131960k is enough for Tachyon and Light Hello
>>571151609i haven't skipped CBT and it killed me hard
>>571151821D-did nobody tell you about the CB-Creek banner?
>>57115181730k*
Yae
>>571151964Bamboo Memory and Yaeno Muteki owe me tagteam sex
Stego cute.
>>57115059210 years is the average age gap between umas and trainers
>>571151756Kek, including Fenomeno
>>571150440she used her tongue
>>571151319literally how?i am saving since anni i think and only habe 60k
>>571151651it's a heavily pregnant mare bro
>>571152050stop ban evading u dog
>>571152161You ARE in an A+ club, class 6 every week, and getting at least second place every CM right?
>>571152161>literally how?by saving since before anni
>>571152060Explain Buena Vista and her trainer
>>571152272non of thatbut i dont think that would be enough as well
>>571152327explain what?
>>571152161um gwo... you didn't roll on any M*NT banners did you....
>>571152327key word: average
>>571152161>60k after saving for over 3 monthshave you tried uhhh buying the pass and not using tickets like a gambling addict
>>571152534nakadashi
>>571152590not her name
>>571152416>have you tried uhhh buyingWhale
7 and I marry my trainee, 4 and I die tragically right before the biggest race of their life
>>57115239360 on flatshit dober/ taki mommy for taiki40 on ines and 10 on the wolf
>>571152416>buying the passThere is no battle pass tho....
Where's Pasa summer
>>571152416if he started from 0 20k a month is a reasonable carat income
>>571145017Thats the concert right?
>>571152416Funny how people haven’t been on the pass for months
>Medium C>beat Japa Oaks first try>job at Summer Dirt Dahby even with clocks>clear Shuka Sho again first tryObviously Turf/Dirt both A
>>5711528267th Event? Yeah
why is everyone so obsessed with saving for the Light Hello banner? just hit with your free pulls?
I'm so horny, I could fuck a horse
Soon...
>>571153118NTR summer
>no doto mega milk swimsuit alt
>>571153027I'll hit you with my fist if you aren't careful.
>>571153027Hope for the best, plan for the worst.
>>571153118>cum bucketyay
My trainee showed up in my dorm like this. I don't get it. Is it some kind of coded message?
>>571152161Assuming you were at 0 at the start of MANT in mid March and havent pulled on anything since, then 60K is about right for where you should be at right now in mid June.Average earnings is estimated to be around 20K per month.You don't need 120K for Tachyon, the anon who said that is presumably planning on pulling on other banners as well. However he is right, you need to be saving for the future.
>>571153027My gacha luck is inversely proportional to my plat luck. Day 1 player without Riko, Fuku and Top Road.
>>571153118Date Nature and Date El
>>571153118What a sad lot. None of these are attractive, except for Bouquet.
>>571153193go ahead you'll probably hurt your hand on my rock hard abs (that's as high as you can reach)
>>571153247
>>571153247it means this
>>571153245this gif is so sillyI smile every time it's posted (which is every other thread)
>>571153337*punches your balls*
>>571153357>when the amazon delivery person hands you the wrong package
>>571153027paceCHADS will be using Tachyon for 2 scenarios if not more and Light Hello's utility 3 years from now depends on the newest scenario, still a top tier card for the next 4 months.
/uma/ be like>Air Shakur is le brick!Today I just found 5 club members who changed their pfp Uma to Air Shakur. Was it just gatekeeping psyop?
>>571153450blow it out your ass
>>571153027Try. It’s banner #55https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator/support-gacha
I want to fondle Feno ass and breasts
>>571153506now you can see the 5 gayest members of your club!
>>571153450i also have a really big sack so they have plenty of room to move around, they would simply dodge
>>571153009One of the best Uma images ever made, and its fairly recent
>>571153547
>>571153660Explode.
>>571153660>Seiun Sky staminaBricked
I don't bother with card gacha because the animation is so boring it's not worth it
>>5711535478 ssrs in the first half, 1 on the last 10 roll
>>571153660>he spent all his gacha luck on a simbwo?
Random question but how come the sim values shrewd step so slow? Theoretically wouldn't it help your pace chaser get to the front of the pace pack if it procs in the beginning since it would help your initial early velocity.
>>571153448>(which is every other thread)most of the time i post it, she's so cuteAlso i remember watching a reel of the whole segment and there were foot steps you could hear for the whole time with no music lmao
>>571153845stop using the sim for anything other than full spurt check
>>571153845what is diddy blud doing on the umalator
>>571153547Don't roll this is a ploy by Cygames to dry your luck for the banner when it comes to Global
>>571153586You can’t touch my wife
>>571153118>el in the ramen scenario live
>>571153859nice navelnice natalism
>>571153880>>571153903I know the sim is not best but is my logic sound at least?
>>571153940yea
>>571153915She is making chilli ramen.
>>571153027I'll hide in Group B for several years>>571153547Pulls done: 60Carats spent: 9000SSR rolled 1Daitaku Helios (SSR Power)My luck in this game is so poop I hope you guys understand why.
>>571153859damn I JUST got this on my algo
>>571153836with a 3% chance for an SSR, average luck is getting 6 SSRs in 200 rollsI got 11 in 400 so my luck was below average. As such, I did not spent luck, I spent unluck
good morninghope to finish my sprint parents today
>>571154010Tummy HivemindBeaming Tummy particles directly into your brain
>>571153915Why not? Despite the front, they have mexicans working in the kitchen
>>571153547if this happens to me i'm quitting the game
>>571153915Every ramen place I've been to has Mexicans in the kitchen
>>571154012actually every single pull is 50/50 either you hit what you want or you don't
>>571154012>he primed his actual pulls for bad luckbwo?
>>571153547Finally got Air Shakur.
>>571153547am I retarded? I can't select banner 55
>>571154149Thanks for the input Fuku
>>571154126Some anons did 600 pulls on Fuku, I wonder if that guy is still around lmao with more than half the playerbase now dropped the game.
Last must pull support card banner I rolled on I got a single Bakushin speed SSR and 0 Rice or Riko copies in 200 pulls>>571154204Select japan at the top instead of global, dumbass
>>571154204switch to jp server in top right
>>571154204you have to change to the nip server
>>571154126This is what your crystals are for.
>>571154238>>571154243thanks :)>>571154235rude :(
>>571154204Change it to Japanese instead of Global in the settings
We fucked
>>571153547Yeppers. I just blew my Hello Light luck on this pull simulator.
>>571154161By burning bad luck ahead of time, you cultivate good luck for when it matters
>>571154082she's american...........
This will happen to me in a month from now
I'm glad this doesn't apply to me and that I have no stakes in this.
>>571153547YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE DRAIN MY LUCK
>>571154372bro...no...you know what they say, lightning doesn't strike and suck you off and tickle your balls a little and fall asleep face to face with you whispering "i love you" twice...
>Satono Reve 14>Lugal 9Is it over?
>all these uncs bricking themselves by wasting their luck on a sim
I'd probably die if they actually gave Stego a June Bride alt. It'd be funny too considering all the marriage proposals Stay Gold received. But it won't happen.
>>571154505No, it will actually.
>>571154291Okay now what?
It's funny how much support mexico is getting from the japs because they're against the gooks
>>571154519Fuck I can't readReve drew 18Lugal drew 4
>>571154490Good image
>>571154641thanks I posted it myself
Trainer-san MANT ru-
>>571154587oh shit my bad
How many free pulls do we have on Light Hello's umanko?
>>571154490doing this to oguri
>>571153547AIIIEEEE MY LUCK IS BEING DRAINED
>>571154769Unless they change things for global, 60
>>571153991Are you seriously not planning to pull on anything until 2028?
>>571154694You're welcome
>>57115476970
>>571135308>5 hours and 30 minutes agoIt's truly MANTOVER
>>571154835>>57115484960-70?
WhatLB do I need Light Hello? Is 0LB enough?
GRIND SOME GOOD RESTRAINT FRONT PARENTS FOR ME TO BORROW
>>571154873AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA SIX SEVENNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>571154895Ideally 2lb, but 0lb will get the job done yeah
>>571154372Based account reroller.
>>571154869j-just 2 more weeks, right?
>check twitter >loli cafe art ??????
>>571153547>wasting luck on a simNice try
I finally came around to read Ai career, man Lilac never stood a chance did she
>MANT still isn't even halfway overwhy even live
>>571154565You never know. We will most likely get alts for Orfevre/Fenomeno next
>>571154841100% certain of cardsCant say the same about umas, but I'll do my best. Those scout tickets might be used up for Tamamo Festival... MIGHT
I'm not even going to clock this. You deserve this best mobma
>>571155113Why won't you gaslight me now /uma/.Why won't you tell me that things will get better during GL.
>>571155154With Gentildonna and Pokke's getting hers I'm expecting Orfevre soon. Not too sure about Fenomeno though. That said I'm also not expecting Stego's for another 2 years.
>>571155283torena... you can't play anymore.
how strong was peak maruzensky
>>571155317>getting hersGetting theirs, I mean.I need to reread my posts more after I adjust them.
>>571155283We're gonna get posts seething about no early rainbows to feed notes
>>571153494>top tier cardJust a top tier card? It's not Unity anymore, youliterally can't play new scenarios without the scenario pal card
>>571155421Pffff, I fell for the gaslight …
Sweaty Maruzensky
>umm actually you will still eat my fucking assi will never touch that dogshit scenario ever again as long as i live
>>571155317Cesario only took 6 months to get an alt so anything's possible
HELIOS HATE
Fucked up how we wouldn't get anything on our actual 1st anniv
Special Sweat
I have a theory that the Commander Spe patch will be another 2-3 gigabyte update just like the full armor fuku patch (which introduced some balance changes)If you ever looked at the game data since Full armor fuku, every future character was preloaded into the game up to Commander Special Week, so that downloads would only be 20-30 megabytes as opposed to 400-500 megabytes. So, at the very minimum, we have to get a big update so that future characters are preloaded once again. And here, they could add more balance changes.
>>5711556891.5 anny is like 2 weeks after
>>571155689We didn’t get anything for Christmas. That’s really fucked
>>571155689we're getting obey your master
>>571155703I want to hug her
>>571155669i wonder what these horses think of when seeing these anime girl standees
>>571155689gaijin moneycow milestones are not important
>>571155773>We didn’t get anything for ChristmasFor what?
>>571155421MANT IS her peak for global, also the dirt mile CM at the end of unity
>>571155689Maybe Global deserves to die if Cygames didnt respect the Global players on the 26th
>>571155773But we got a festive meal..
>>571153547I wish I had stopped to see where I was at 200 pulls.
>>571155956sorry but I'd rather hug Taiki
>>571153547Everyone who rolled on this sim is bricked
>>571155689Why would we? We go by JP schedule and what we get is what they got. Why would we get anything more?
>>571155980You wasted so much luck on this, may Shiraoki have mercy on your soul
>>571153547oh no bro
>>571155956i need it
>>571155980this nigga is getting 0 rate up SSRs on the real banner lmao
>>571156209Spicaman...
CM is in a week right?
>>571156103I'm already a demon
Why does China and Korea get the updated autoplay at the same time as japan, but not global? They're both at massively different points in their life, it can't be that hard to include global
>>571156462retard
>>571155956This would fix me
>>571156487wow rude much
You now remember Ines Fujin, the most forgettable uma so far.
>>571156593I was already reminded by >>571153357
>>571156593why did they make a wagecuck uma
>>571156593That's my onee-chan (lover)
Which uma to play magic or blackjack with? You can’t say Nakayama Festa
>>571156663cause that way every time we umapyoi she has a lot of costumes to cosplay with
>>571156593Now take a look at her alt. Not the valentine one
>>571156593enjo kosai uma
Zamn Shakur literally jobbed in every single URA race besides make debut/URA finals, Satsuki Sho and DahbySo this is the Shakur experience
>>571156713Rulership
>>571156713>magicmagic the gathering? Crown
>>571156593
Why is she in Tracen?More like, HOW
>>571157115SNIFFFF
>>571157090She cute
for no reason in particular I think cygames should be allowed to change future CMs significantly
>>571156713m:tg with Almond Eye. I don't teach her the rules and play monoblue. two weeks later she comes back with a tournament deck and whips my ass.
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>571157115Espoir wouldn't do this.
>>571156386Cant wait for the massive meltdown of people saving 60k carats for nothing
>>571157142bro they didn't care about mant killing the game 4 times in a row they don't care about the xog menace
>>571157164That’s why we all agreed on having 90k carats saved by then
>>571157158Suzuka on the left
>>571157090Tracen needed an umamusume with indomitable uma spirit as an example and worse someone to compare themselves with if they feel down
>>571157149AI CHAN NO IM BRACKET THREE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>571156713Cardgames are for nerds so Ikuno Dictus
>>571157308I can't read
>>571155689We can get 1,500 carats maybe>>571155723I hope so
TEXAS IS GOOD!!EVERYTHING IS BIG!!!
>>571157158GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG
>>571157457Taiki sex
>>571156593i would if she didn't spook me today when i was using up dailys
>>571157647>>571157647>>571157647
>>571156142Its fine, that was my 5th or 6th 400 pull in the simulator just now so it doesn't count.My real first 400 pull was >>571154181If you just keep pulling in the simulator it resets your luck to before you first started pulling.
someone bake a real bread
>>571157401>This can't be! I've gone two months without water>A lady shouldn't be doing this kind of job...
>>571157745idgi
>>571155703Specchan is so boring that she makes even sweat uninteresting.
>curi musume Ain't using that thread Someone bake a proper one
>>571157708>>571157867Curi musume is kino and on-topic, what's wrong with it?
>>571157934I'll marry Dia-chan no matter what!
>>571158000We have a troll baker that ALWAYS bake with spic memes
I wouldn't mind a spic OP image if the art wasnt shit. I'm convinced that whoever keeps making these is just doing it to make browns look bad.
>>571157708>>571157867You do it unless you are scared of the janny
Proper whore bread >>571158128>>571158128
>>571157090She brings joy and happiness!they actually needed the "disability" token to fund this academy
any sexy umas in this thread?
