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Im taking a shit rn
>>571158128
We already have a thread gwo
Digitan LOVE
hey
pom?
There's no G in Curren Chan
Gurren Gang
>>571158128>(embed)You can't even bake retard!
>>571158128(embed)
I like doing Grandparent runs in Mant
I don't see you guys (singular) whining about the (embed) in the other threadstop baking shit breads and maybe people will eat yours
el ramen soon
>>571158509>>571158545We had it since air shakur bread
/uma/ I need help growing my reactions image folder
>>571158715I was asleep then and I didnt notice it last thread because I was distracted by Flash's tits.>>571158741
>>571158741
Fuck it. I'm not even going to attempt a medium S run. I'm too tired for this shit. Fronts and XOguri will win anyway >>571158741
>rapes your lips
Concert day one cast
the tanuki giga golder is a gem, too bad the chinks changed the filenames to chinks making it hard to navigate, should've left atleast the katakana
>>571158967Spefat would never do this
>>571158609>AIIEEEEEEEEEEE I CAN'T POST BECAUSE OP IMAGE IS IN A LANGUAGE I CAN'T UNDERSTANDKEKYPOW
>>571159063Bigger question is why are there a lot of single uma mothers?
>>571158741dozo
>kills you
>>571158967Cute rapist
>>571159157because normal human males with no uma predigree have far weaker pelvic bones than trainers who are mostly have a little uma blood so they can take hits from umas
i want a american alt for grass
Fuck whoever came up with MANT
Tachyon LOVE
>>571159423bro lost to a retard
>>571158967
Am i cargo-culting if i take Shrewd Step and Prudent Positioning for a pace chaser? Would that even do anything for early race positioning when you probably got a bunch of fronts anyway?
>>571159471wtf I opened this and instantly came...
>>571159423the mejiro BEAST
OHAMILE!
>>571159671Good Milening
fyukc you triko
>>571159613shrewd step is good, but im not sure about PP alone without DD. It's usually mid to take just PP for front, so i assume it's the same for pace.
Why is the hispanic umamusume community so based?
>>571159860They only think with their dick
>>571158417Cant get that song outta my head...
>>571159235Not so fast noobie.
>>571159860You're stretching the term "community" so thin it's starting to tearthere is no "hispanic uma community" There is one guy making shitty edits
Kitas clothes look weird
Stop trying to make me want to fuck Doto
>>571160337What a donky musume
>>571160337Ayabe…
>>571160337I hate it when the spawn are just 1:1 clone of their mom
>>571160337
>my trainee showed up with another man
If you don't have an innate disgust over seeing that self insert T head trainer shit then your brain is fucking cooked
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>571160231You think Curimusume is just one guy?
>my trainee pissed on my leg again
>>571160664this isnt even funny its just "haha big boobs, jerk off now"
>>571160231>he doesn't know
>>571160558>>571160582Femoid mentality
>>571160558Why do you want male ningen genes into your uma children
>>571159860cause they bully their trannies to dead
>>571160558The series itself does it so...
>>571160582Don't say that...
/uma/ having a melty about curi again....
>>571160582Newfag
>my trainee showed up with another fracture
Winning Ticket if she wasn't ugly as fuck
>>571160880Meanwhile it's pretty much impossible to call an uma your wife in the english tiktok community
>>571160957but we love curis here
>>571161046but she IS that big
>wake up>friday nice>time to make some uma->still 1 hour until borrowswhat the fuck am I supposed to do
>>571160880Any other words of wisdom, Gruk?
>>571161205farm your own great grandparents
>>571161046this is her canon body size
>>571160880well, it's that or have your community full of groomers and real sex offenders like in EN uma twitter
>>571161220her name is cum bucket
>>571160957I like em
>>571161109Seiun would say this
why are you normalfags talking about the """uma community""" on tiktok and twitter oh my god
>>571161274>>571160880>>571161047All this because people say its wrong to wanna fuck children
Love me, love you!
Why are we acting like this in public?
>>571160957I like the spic memes but I will NEVER EVER post in a spic meme OP thread
Short
>>571161492nandeyanen
>>571161487because it's normal
>>571158128Surely we wont go below 25k right? If we go below 25k I feel like the dam will break.
Just for once I'd like a community that doesn't have to deal with the "Grape Train" Seafags that throw a temper tantrum whenever an uma isn't explicitly stated to be straight
>>571161492You just know that midget is gonna ball the hardest
>>571161487Stop doing this to my heart
>>571161469Cute
>>571161656>2 more months of mant leftyou know it's not stopping bwo...
>>571161656how are these numbers calculated anyway
>>571161630I wish I could force stallions to wear bloomers
>>571161492They are all short.
>>571161768iirc class 6 retention is top 40% of players in that class
>>571161046i see no difference with her og model
>>571161840I mean you can, you just gotta jerk them off first so it fits
>>571161748We are already under 30 days bro till next scenario
>Second inspo passes>Fine I guess I'll buy skills>Fast Learner in the next shopfml
Neo cutie
>>571161914PROOFS!?
>>571161865Oh...grim
One of my followers is named Armpit Loverwhich one of you goobers in here is this
>>571161898shut up mr hands
All the stallion umas have cocks and all the mares also have cocksFine Motion, surprisingly, has a cock
>>571161487FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>571162002check those carat planner sites
>>571162006SNIFFF
>>571160743>haha big boobs, jerk off nowso fucking based...
>>571161458Even Still in Love is not good?
>>571161487I don't see the appeal, shits so boring, uma should stick to the races and the relationships the horses have between each other. The self insert trainer has no personality and should frankly not even exist
We were able to get rid of the ntrfag now we just need to get rid of the spanish meme poster and staygoldtranny
>>571161046Winning Ticket, bend over and spell RUN.
>>571162331aoiGAWD....
>>571161487I'm glad this doesn't work on me.
I forgot how much of a jobber Dober is
>>571162392helios does not have allat
>>571162335Did he burnout?
>>571162392canon body proportion
>>571162392Double D aitaku Helios
>>571161487"oh um trainer um you were thirsty so i un got a water bottle but oh you already had one i guess... um.... trainer uhm aha eto" SHUT UP
>>571161047Tiktok is full of brain dead teens who desperately want to feel morally superior.
all the schizos will return once GL arrives to save the company
>>571162331Fuck off Tazuna
>>571162575It's not like all of them left tho
*dies*
>>571161487Why are you trying to make me kill myself during my lunch break
>>571162392Helios if she was latina
>>571162559sex with this cow
>>571162392helios I need you to breastfeed me right now
>>571161487I didn't think it was possible for me to gosling other than Natie but here we are
>>571162264she gets the "umm she's le mentally ill so it's wrong and unhealthy" excuse
>>571162559Cow wife!
>>571161487You have to be socially defunct to find this scene emotionally impactful.
>>571162863I'm not socially defunct. I'm just before my time.
>boyposter>garbage postchecks out
i'll only hate you if you don't fet bwtter from this, whore!
>>571161487I have mare fatigue
>>571161487AIEEE SAVE ME SPECHUD FROM THESE MAD MARES
>>571162793my fucking god man its a water bottle get a fucking grip this shits so stupid. "muh ryan gosling" GET OVER IT YOURE A GROWN ASS ADULT NOW
Well?
>>571163076>tfw I'll never ever share and trade water bottle with a girl I'm already dead man
>>571159423Brother how did you manage that? Senior year you should be snowballing everything. I am genuinely confounded. And I suck at the game.
>it's a water bot-GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>571161487Am I gay or just contrarian for not finding it appealing when characters are very obviously for (You)?
>>571163037I don't
>>571161487how do i isekai myself into the world of uma?
no glugging past this line
>>571161487I like for (you) umas but this does nothing for me
>>571163351hai hai, you are a **faggot** desu!!!
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
now a STALLION giving me a drink!
"ohh my high school crush never shared a water bottle with me this is the exact same situation as the robot guy who knows that he wont ever be human regardless of what the actual truth is. Woe is me, I'm gonna become racist now"
>>571163321yanko manko
>>571163609i like wholesome platonic umatore realtionships like this oneplease cygames, i have enough wives... give me more besties
>>571161487between mares
>>571163656I'd gladly accept her chocolate too
>>571163573Look at the size of em
>>571163172I know that feel. Don't ever let the happy people tell you you're wrong.
>>571163159whores deserve to burn in hell
put the water bottle down pls...
>>571163545No...
>>5711631723d w*men were never worth it to begin with
>>571161487A jew materialized from a shadow in the corner of my room and whispered "you will never have this" then disappeared
White woman jumpscare
>>571163020i'm very scared
>>571163020Post the other page.
>>571163857You ARE wrong. What the fuck? Hang ups over pointless juvenile shit is the reason you're so fucking unapproachable. And for good reason too, people don't wanna be dragged down to your level. You don't respect yourself at all, why should anyone else respect you? Annoying fucking faggots, god, No one is gonna pity you for being suicidal over a fucking girlfriend
>>571158128Curren is the cutest prostitute in the world!
Why is the foid seething?
>>571163745Daitaku Helios is like this
>>571164013that's a gray
>tfw I’ll never ride a horse against the Chinese
hi
>>571164241>implyingSpiritually female men also love punching down.
>>571161735desperately need
>>571164241he hates seeing people happiness
Cant wait for this dogshit scenario to be over
>>571164315There's some kinda Three Kingdoms joke in here somewhere
>>571164186forgot pic
>>571164013
>>571164407canon body
>>571164389Date a VTuber
"ouh i wanna kill myself because I didnt get my cock sucked" It's not that good bro, trust me, most people are bad at sex
>>571164407remove the boobs and you'll have her canon body
>>571161469i'm starting to sour a bit on her character BECAUSE she is so /vt/-codedespecially considering the cucking controversy as of late
not gonna pile on too much but there really are too many gosling wannabes here like most of you are literally in your prime there are plenty of women who are into you if you get some confidence for once because being dragged down is possibly the worst feeling so don't do that and you will almost immediately see success if you go outside often enough
Humiliate your trainee
Just B urself bro!!!
estrogen level is getting too high in here
mare bros???
Ywn have this
>>571164407shakur if she passable
nobody bounces like this
>>571164748quick, start being gay
>>571164808JOCKEY'S GOT ME
>>571164686But then they lose their justification for being shitty people and refusing to change. And contrary to popular belief, a lot of these creeps form communities around their shared disdain for women that didnt fuck them. Say one of these people actually gets better. Now they have no friends because their friendships were built on a rotten foundation. They really don't actually wanna sacrifice that for a partner. So they don't even try.
>>571164686I can hit 10/10 back in my prime nowadays not so much. I retarded trading girls for video games freedom
>>571164793Waiting for my favorite keiba mare
>>571164981Speaking of not even trying, just let them wallow in misery. Really no point in engaging in this at all. Doesnt help anyone or contribute positively to the thread
>>571164905Teio Rape
>>571164648Everyone cheers on her and (you) hooking up anyway.
bros... why can't our oshis be real?usually, I think that just seeing her in game would be enough. have her as my homescreen uma, hear her repeat her morning/afternoon/evening lines to me, do some careers with her, push through the difficult rng to give her a good ending. it should be a blissful routine with my delusions.but sometimes, the dimensional barrier between me and her gets too real and I question why I was cursed to be here instead of there with her.
>>571164981>>571165113this is true too even if it doesn't seem like it at first glance. had a couple blackpill takes myself and once I got better I found it hard to go back to my previous community because of all the negativity and just...hate. but it is for the better as long as you're willing to find new and good people
>>571165262The third dimension is a poison.
>>571162863truth chuke
How come no one posts or thinks about Machitan here any more
Shakursisters are running rampant today, today is their big day after all
It's a new day!
>>571164484Typical Dober meanie
>>571165520we talk about no reason constantly though?
>>571165520She was replaced by... Ryan.
>>571164648>I'm starting to sour a bit on this sweet, kind-hearted character because real people exist and they smellMeds, now.
>>571165546it was yesterday retard you don't play the game
refreshed my big piggy pack, come on let me hit a max win
>>571165262>his oshi isn't real lole
>>571165520she's too for (you) for /uma/
>>571165584tnx for reminding me bwo...
>>571165584>>571161469>>571161735>>571164389She's got tits that are way too fat
my club has so many shakurGODS...
>>571165262Even if she was real, what makes you think any of these girls would want to be around you
>>571165627OH MY GOD LOL?????????
>>571165262It hurts
>>571165806No we don't
>>571165820woahhhneck and neck is good for sprint but...no way to get sfv consistently without gp autism
>>571165595Learn about timezones shakursis
>>571165754>soft voice>soft body>soft personalityI feel embraced just thinking about it
>>571166104I want to stick my fingers in the hole in her hat and tickle her ear!
Does the daily shop ever get its UI improved? Something like the MANT shop where you can just tap each thing you wanna buy instead of buying one at a time.
H-Hey Torena*pats cock*
Cute
>>571165262Nigga have sex
Which uma would call me daddy?
>>571166268Why did this fat-based uma shaped organism pat my hard cock unsolicited
>>571166321Sirius calls you papi
>>571166268*falls to my knees and starts crying*
>>571166268Ardan wouldn't sexually harass you
>>571166321Super Creek
>>571166321Admire Groove
don't forget to do Falco missions
>>571166321Creek after she pops a bunch of babies out
finally
>>571166268is she patting my cock or hers i am confused
>>571166307
>>571166571>10 careershmmmmmmmmmmnyo!
>>571166635Yes
If you love Dober so much why don’t you go to japan to fuck her?
>>571166571Dumb Avian can kiss my taint
>>571166776No one likes Dober
she's coming home!!!!!
thinking about it, is evil Curren's inherit good? maybe I can get a parent from running her for the sprint CM with Taiki and Nishino's unique as grandparent inherits...
FUCKING FINALLY I can MLB her with crystals
>>571166776What makes you think I didn't?
>smart falcon hair ribbons change per her outfitwtf
>>571166896Ok but why does she need to keep mentioning that she can easily overpower you?
you have to do my missions
>>571167185so you don't cheat on her
not feeling so good bwos
Is Shakur's story gud
>>571167194>race during summerHmmmmm nyooooooooo
sorry danchou... I have to...
when CM
>>571166574>bro posted a picture of Maruzensky while talking about Creek
>>571166838Lewd Tachy
>>571167648I picked it out just looking at the thumbnail okay...
gray umas
>>571167648Sloppers have terrible eyesight, forgive them
slopshitters dumb as always
chibi sex
>>571167761>His Creek and Maruzensky pictures aren't organized
>>571167648I'd cheat on Creek with Maruzen any time of the day but I'm sure both of them would be up for a 3some
>>571167894I'm phoneposting while laying in bed...
Marry your trainees
I had a dream and the only thing I remembered was cheerleader king sat next to me and I felt my heart skip a beat, what the fuck is this she's not even my oshi
Which uma would forgive you for cheating on her?
>>571167868white woman jumpscare
>>571167798My cute wife Chrono!
>>571168074Dober
ikuno............dictus
>>571168037Mmmmm no
lol
>>571168241Just a coincedence
>>571166895Yay!
>>571168037I wouldn't treat Grass like that
>>571168198What's so... funny about 'Ikuno Dictus'?
>>571168074falco
>>571168081grass is japanese
How you gonna treat free pulls on upcoming Light Hello/Tachyon banner?>wait until all free days claimed>pull n times and then leave remaining freebies to reach spark>?
>>571168568Wait for free pulls to be over and then pull. Who knows, I might get MLB Tachyon + MLB Light Hello in just the free pulls.
>>571168198>mare>is called dick thisbravo kojimbo
>>571165806mambro...
>>571168568pull day one and wait for the rest of the free pulls to hit spark
How long do MANT parents last before parent powercreep?
>>571168343>n-no I'm totally not in love you're just my precious student haha>liarNow that's the good stuff
>>571168568you can only manipulate pulls to get 100 on the t*io banner which is not advisable
>>571168756until mid GM
>>571168756fuku's matikanes aren't that big
>>571168568300 pulls on day one, the rest to the second spark on the last day of the banner
>>571168796has any sloptuber said yet that Teio wit is better than Tachyon speed
>>571168756You will be doing every parent run on MANT until the affinity changes.
>>571168953I really really really really really really want to have sex
>>571168568Spark once to see if I get a workable light hello, if I do I'll start playing and wait for the free pulls. If not pull for 2nd spark until free pulls left
>>571168854Why not exactly at the start of GM?
>>571167902True
>>571168994Although these aren't comparable it is true that Teio Wit is a major upgrade to FM and who anyone without FM should be planning to pull on.
>>571169186did you have MANT parents right after MANT dropped
>>571168994>has anyone said that speed card is better than wit cardkek>>571167902You cheating whore>>571169186Shit takes a while to get goingWe didn't even have 9 blue 9 TB (scenario spark) parents halfway into mant we probably still don't
>>571169562when your mom comes to pick you up from school
>>571166574Sweepy would say it by accident like when some kid calls a teacher 'mum' and then she'd have an autistic fit afterwards.
Maruzensky is cute, sexy evenBut I would never ever ever ever have sex with a hag
>>571169673dont shay that...
>>571166321super creek literally does this right now in a MaNT career event
>>571169673Im 38 so im just having normal sex with women in my age group
>>571169673No one expects a boy to handle a woman
https://youtu.be/jPC7h4ViD0g?si=IeSFLrHtRHSgrASz
>>571169673Very gay
>>571169802>niggas are nearing 40grim
Kiss your Spe
>>571170046*chu*
GIWTWM
>>571169773ramonu is a young maiden in her days of youth though?
>>571168312Cheeky fuck
>>571167194Has anyone else skipped the past rew quests like this?Sorry doing brick races AND multiple MANT careers a day for 150 carrots isnt it, they should have boosted the reward for the time needed to complete>do them in an old scenarioThats wasting even more time just for 150
>>571170102I like the foreshadowing in this image
>>571169943Zoomers are nearing 30
>>571169943>nearing 40Brother I am 40 turning 41 in a few months.
>>571169943>(gay) niggas posting rice shower freaksgrimmer
>>571170046>kiss spechud>it tastes like KFC
>>571170257You posted jewish shower
>>571169943Not only am I a virgin, im also a virgin now having to worry about death! Woo!My only hopes of staying alive is my state legalizing prostitution or AI sex robots!
>>571170302She's cute like that
>>571170174Am zoomer, can confirmI will be you all one day
>>571170413holy fucking saggers
>>571170449more like in a few daysblink and youll miss it
>>571170174Being a zoomer and realizing that the hags that I'm only a half decade from considering them peers is both disconcerting and does damper their allure somewhat, still would though
>>571170359If you're almost 40 you should have atleast a little game by now. Apply yourself
>>571170449You will never be me, you will be happier
>>571170478She gave birth to your child!
Uma's thrive purely off carrots and trainer cock
>>571170547I grinned dating websites for 13 years! All the time and money spent there could have made me an orchestra-level piano player!
>>571170639i'm not in 5 lines of generational food debt from spechud so that can't be true
>>571170758It's never too late to become one!
>/uma/
>>571170610Honestly, if I end up making it to 30 alone and miserable I don’t think I will bother making it to 40
Why don't the uma hags simply steal the young trainee's trainers with their mature charm?
>>571170838It's not fair for asians rhey can pass as 20 despite being 30-40
If an uma is still single at the age of hag, I don't want anything to do with kind of stress, you know?
>>57117083830 is young
>>571168074Ardan but every now and then you'd catch her crying silently about it
I really liked Shakurs careerJust like her I tend to enter peoples lives and they really want to have me around but I prefer to be on my own..
>>571170709Spe's hips looking dangerously delicious there
special sex
>>571171076Did you become a woman the moment you finished it?
>>571171035It unironically is. You're not "getting old" until atleast your mid 40's
>>571170880statistically if you post here often you will likely end up alone by 30, whether you're miserable is up to you
>>571170880If there's something you wanna do, do it now and you won't be miserable.
>got so distracted that I didn't log in yesterday My mark of shame continues to grow...
>>571171076We love our autistic femanons.
Ignore your trainees confession
>>571171076>Just like her I tend to enter peoples lives and they really want to have me aroundIt's the opposite, isn't it? Shakur is an autistic kid that has troubles communicating with people.
>if 30yo ningens were racehorses they would've already retired years ago
>>571170838I’m 26
>>571171381Trainer just breathed a sigh of relief because he knows Urara will never win a race.
>>571171309I NEED TO PULL FOR HER NOW?
>>571170981I'm 32 and Asian. I sold my steam deck to this Turkish guy and we did some small talk about our jobs etc. He was surprised about how long my career was and asked that I wasn't in my early 20s? I was so embarrassed I told him I was 26.I think Turkish/Arab people also have a perception debuff for guys without beards.
>>571171570That just means she'll rape you instead of confessing
>Slopgo away
another day of mant runsyay
>>571171381>Alright, off to Arima Kinen we go then!
>>571171638
>>571171638nige umanko??!?!!!?PERO PERO PERO PEROso moistPERO *sluuuuuuurp*THE VIEW OF SUZUKA'S CUNNY IS MINE>we're still unable to use runaway in a sirious mannerwhy live
>>571171785Based
which orenji is the orangest
>>571171638Tongue kissu
>>571171482Baby man. You lost little baby man?
>>571171701I'm 33 and I still get asked for my ID at bars
Thoughts?
>>571171309
>>571171250Had a shower and realized that most people probably didn't start their account on a Monday and so this doesn't make any sense...
who's Zwei
>>571172072The dog from Rwby
>>571171701>>571172016pls be in mambo
>>571171701>>571172016>mfw 33Is Teio a millenial coded uma?
make a new track
>>571172017Cute and sexyAlso they need to be bigger
>>571172165I'm not a twink
Boys aren't real.
>>571169943Bro I'm approaching 50
>>571172139Marvy would be a fun one too since she canonically is able to pull a reality marble
>>571172187What's the Gen X coded Uma?
Teio is beloved by 30+ year olds...
>have 90 TP>give up 3 runs in a row before classic yeartehee~
>>571172431Maruzensky unc+
>>571171701>>571172016How are you Teiobwos so literally me>t. no facial hair
>>571172498Your danchou won't be happy
>>571172498DANCHOU
>>571172471*30+ morbidly obese gay incestous olds
>>571171446I feel like the end of her career pretty much sums it up. Everyone misses her while she's on her own, but fine motion made a good point that sometimes you just enter peoples hearts if you like it or not.
>>571172409>Emiya tries to explain the harsh truths of racing to Marvelous >not everything can be solved by a happy attitude and friendship >Marvelous counters that running and happiness are one and the same >as someone who’s understood the suffering of an uma musume, she wants everyone to become MARVELOUS and happy >she sends emiya to the marvelous dimension >emiya pulls out UBW to counter >cue UBW glitching inside of the marvelous dimension Kino
>>571172684I'm a top earner, danchou can forgive a day or two or a week of me misbehaving, maybe
>Doberalt has the doberman licking herYou just know
Uncs can't keep up with their trainee...
>>571172139Umas become glue when they die
>>571172890So this is why the cuckold population is growing... They can't keep up so they delegate the labor of seedbed to someone else while they keep doing their job as trainers and marrying a fellow ningen
Im 30 and girls 6y younger than me reject me saying she isn't into younger guys...
Ningen women are homewreckers
>race a shit ton>still get S+ uma because of rainbows lowroll the fuck outNothing feels worse than this
>>571173041That means they're not into youIf any of those was interested they'd fuck you and say goodbye to their standards
>>571173140
>>571173140If you get together with a female Torena do you also get her Uma by default?
i think of this every time i read a chiyopost
>the good generic VBobo Restraint Grandparent got replaced by the world’s most useless Mile SMaru
>>571173152Now do with Maru's swimsuit
>cm registration today>only 1 questionable acethese 2 weeks have been the worstI could always shit out a decent team but now I have nothing
>>571173152>>571173316that is a child you sick fucks
FUCK
>>571173202Suzuka seduction!
>>571173202You might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
>>571173358>>cm registration todaywait WHATI haven't trained a single ace
>>571173392I'd just pull out sweepy to end that glue for me
>>571173358Good thing you only need 1 ace and 2 debuffers then.You have your Grass and Tachyon debuff team, right?
>>571172869dancho, rape correct this chud immediately
Why is it that any zoomer/gen alpha character in a game will give anons plausible deniablity to spam 67 in threads?
>>571173617idk
currenposters are vile
>>571173140>>571173202suzukek...>>571173557I can't I'm a triple frontgawd
>>571173524it's actually in two days and 6 hours but the tama poster is a nigger
>>571173358>registration today>OP says 21stAm I getting tricked?
>>571173795Umas are cutest when they're jealous
>>571173556what's her fucking problem?
>>571173524>>571173808>>571173843someone gaslit me then, I really thought it started today
>>571173556I asked. I care.
>>571173929She needs to taste cockFortunately for her I'm vacant
How to date an uma musume
>>571173795>I'm a triple frontgawdIs that so? I hope your trees never bear fruit.
>>571173486u-umm Suzuka, his eyes are not there
>>571173358>>571173524>>571173843>>571174012Its not any anons fault. Its cygames faultThey're literally sending mobile notifications at completely incorrect times
>>571173925*envious. Not jealous.Jealous implies that the trainer already belongs to his trainee.
I lost both of my Zodiac sign CMs...
Teiobwos are twinks?
>>571174238We still love you
do not get uppity with posting images we have 100 images slots and 230 post slots left
>>571174350I don't even love myself
>>571174437
>>571174238I lost the first and probably will lose the second too, because my favorite Uma is dogshit at the track
anal sex with curren chan for the sole purpose of procreation
>>571174540Not canon on Global.
>>571174581Eh?
>>571174620global is not canon
I wonder what anal sex feels like for girlswhat with the lack of prostate and allthey're missing out
>>571174581
>>571174629Sex
these plushies are expensive huh
>>571173384Swimsuits aren't inherentely sexual
>>571174629>>571174680Not welcome in /uma/. We're a Rabi general
global is as canon as your average anime adaptation or manga lmao
>>571174653Thanks bro, now we are all free...*disappears into the ether*
Danchou...
Sex with King Halo in the missionary position while holding hands for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>571174783shalom
wahey
i hate that zoomer so much it's unreal.
>>571174748The 300 googleplex meant for Iran needed to come from somewhere
i love that zoomer so much it's unreal.
Sex with trainees in the bushes at night while Fuji-nee is wondering why they haven't returned by cerfew.
I am a zoomer but I don't talk like that
i fucked that zoomer so much it's unreal
I hate all zoomers and I hope they all suffer for their laziness and retardation when they reach their 30's.
>>571174748and thats not even counting custom duties tax
my opinion on that zoomer is so weak it's unreal
>>571174783eeeeeh...
>>571174910Why do you hate zoomers...
>>571174238uhhhh how do you have two zodiac signs? are you one of those people that aborbed their sibling in the womb or something
>>571174748I'd go and figure out how much shipping would be to the EU, but I'm too lazy, and surely it's not remotely as insane as current US shipping is.>>571175146>aborbed Chuckled
>>571175146>are you one of those people that aborbed their sibling in the womb or somethingis THAT what ayabe did?
I fucking hate rabisI fucking hate criers
I fucking hate cyclopsI fucking hate fishe
>>571173316This doesn't feel right to do
>>571175379That means you love Dahby!
>>571175379>>571175413
tanuki rabi cryers
>>571175416maya if she was built like Inari/Marvelous
I don't just hate zoomers. I hate all of you. Stupid ugly degen fat retarded chud fucks.
>>571175379>>571175413fusus stay winning
>>571174819
>>571175416>big tiddy cuntI will now fuck Maya>>571175495These AI creatures as well>>571175565naturally.
How is she so cute toohttps://x.com/yuto_32370/status/2067590983966142603
>rabi/cryer schizo is the fusu spammer
>>571175614god, she just looks so fucking STUPID
>>571174748>importing more than doubles the priceHoly crap that's almost as bad as my own shithole
Cheerleader Nature is cringe
Zoom zooms are cutie patooties
>>571175792>hair has ZERO flexibility or animationsholy fuck that sterrible
>>571175792sexy pose
>>571175565fusu
>>571175878ever heard of mousse
>>571175792whore
>>571175792sil confirmed bald.
>>571175614God, she just looks so fucking HOT
Been a hot minute that I posted gentle fusu wife
>>571175862Do not fuck zoomers in real lifeThey are real and they are evil
Will these cards ever come in handy?
God I fucking hate every single on of you
I wish my danchou was cool
>>571175958This creature annoys me
God I fucking love every singl--okay wait no I can't say this, that's gay a shit and just not true
>>571176131i can come in handy if you want
God I fucking love every single one of you
>>571176168No. Say you love me. Admit it.
>>571176131No
>>571176131Brian was good at one point when unity newcuties was scraping for a speed card
yo quiero memeticos de Uma Curi y World Cup fútból...
>>571176131TT bonussuzuka is pretty good for front parent farming although maru will replace her
sir this is an ENGLISH and JEWISH only thread, no spanish allowed
>>571175379nyo...........
H-hello?
>>571176131you can cleat them or use them as TT bonus
>>571176438Orange man bro...
4 months of MANT0 good cards0 good horsesumazing
>>571175792Goddamn she's full of red flags
>>571176484I want to post imagesI don’t want to talk with you people
>>571176484shalomhallokonnichiwa
>>571176484moshi moshi
>>571176484siema co tam? Kebaba se tera jem a co?
>>571176438but DURAMENTE, FURIOSO and FENOMENO are spanish names
>>571176484sex
>>571176607Symboli Kute S
Why are these called arab eyes>>571176482why are those called speak Ees?
>>571176484You rang?
stop it guys
>>571176484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQHsXMglC9A>>571176607sex>>571176687 >>571176742SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX
ohayo
Is getting raped by an Uma even that bad? If they get pregnant there's no law or some legal shit that will force me to take care of that child or pay money right?
Did you finish your borrows before Shabbat?
>>571176698Yeah
>>571176645they're italian!!
>>571176809I just woke up, what are retards itt doing?
>>571175792I bet it would be so fun to torenahandle her tiny, feminine body
>>571176815HISHI AMASEXOOO
>>571176851I'll be borrowing all shabbat, and refueling with double bacon cheeseburgers
>>571177049made to breed (with me)
Hey!
>>571177049Poking Still's cute belly from behind while biting her neck
how long will this cygames mare propaganda go for
>>571176552I'm colorblind, so red = green for me
>>571176890
>>571176890what about El Condor Pasa
>>571174238I didn't even think of that the first time around, and frankly I'm glad I didn't stress over winning "my" CM any more than I already did. It's been ages since I though of my zod anyways>You are Leo, a strong and brave leaderI'm a spineless shut-in who jerks it to cartoon girls. Way to create crazy expectations for a child, mom.
>>571176209
hey bwo
>>571176815I cannot wait to roll for her
>>571177927NOOOOOBOURBON WATCH OUTTHAT'S A VILLAIN
how do I convince danchou to kick the flatliners
>>571177232Looking just at >= 2G1 winning mares, there is still a lot they can use
To anyone who made a late / end parent, can you show your deck and sparks you went with?
Who do you think will be the next 2*?
Which Uma would have an active subscription to WoW and/or FFXIV?
>>571175565fusu umamusume stakes
>>571178553shakur
>>571178586shakur would play dota2 with me actually
>>571178553I am not going to play xiv with you no matter how subtly you try and steer the conversation that way
never played xiv i still havent finished ix
Dia looks like a rapist here
Please be careful how you act around your Uma. They might mistake a kind gesture for flirting.
I wish I was someone's bro...
>>571179224hey
I wish I was Mejiro Ardan getting groped by torena
>oh yeah what cm would my zodiac b->It's the fucking spring tenno shoYeah I ain't winning that
>>571179224do you have big tits
hag sex
I wish I was a little brother instead of the pathetic older brother that I am
>>571178983when is she not?
Dia-chan big love
>>571179402Yes (male)
>>571178983why does have to be about rape with you people
>>571179704>teioposter calling other people weird
>>571177834
>>571179704it's the eyes and expression bwo
>>571179224YWNBAB
>>571178553Which Uma would NOT an active subscription to WoW, instead being a private server chad and my personal tank/heal slave for easy dungeon grinding?
>>571178553Shakur would still play EVE in 2026
So is Taishin or Shakur the better gamer?
>>571180104See>>571180189
Disregarding the disjointed timeline, assuming that Cinderella Gray is correct about Tracen, why does a school need a PMC, exactly? Actually, it's URA, it's for the entire uma race in japan, what the fuck?
any teiobros have asmr recommendations
>>571180384it is a government funded facility
>>571180430I don't listen to ASMR but for some reason I liked this video on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLDg_5bKXfAMaybe I used it as part of masturbatory aid of some kind but can't remember
I'm so close to finishing my aces but this airhead bitch Jordan refuses to get Medium S
>>571180258It's teio, actually. there's a MANT event about it
>>571180674>ENtuberteiobwo...
Teio RAPE
>>571180350That can't be right... why would seibah dog be into WoW? I guess she'd be the tank slave, but still...>>571180367My cute dirt granny!
scuffed as hell, but finally got my setup !
>>571176438
>>571180820does her unique fire at all
>>571180384Seeing how CinGray is the closest to how it went IRL (with the game being much more inclined to go for "Happy Ending" route), then URA is a government entity just like JRA is under the agriculture ministry of Japan. It wouldn't be much of a stretch to say that with Keiba (uma racing) being so much more important in umaverse that the government made some security forces in case of an emergency
>>571180887ye
>>571180898>JRA is under the agriculture ministry of JapanI'm sorry? The JRA isn't some private fuck toy but a government entity? Obv I'm no keibafag, nor did I ever read anything but, so this is a very mild surprise.
>>571181002that's what I thought
was it 60 or 65 rb for +21 with gold hammer in climax
>>571181071since Germany won wwii in the umaverse all large corporations are owned by the government
>>57118123660
>>571180812She would probably be happy to play the game if it meant spending time with youShe would be especially happy if she could be doing it while being in a role that was useful to you, like a Tank or HealerYou would probably have to teach her how to play, though
>>571181317always forget somehow, keep confusing it with 75 for the next power up
>>571178553
>>57118149170 is the next stat break point
>>571180812Well, she already LARPs as a knight for her lord (you), so she would probably like the RP potential in MMOs>>571181071YeahDo you know why it's "Arima Kinen"? It's named after Yoriyasu Arima who was a Minister of Agriculture pre-WWII"Arima was a close personal friend of Fumimaro Konoe, and when Konoe became Prime Minister of Japan in 1937, Arima was requested to serve as his Minister of Agriculture. He also participated in Konoe's Showa Studies Society "Brain trust".In 1936, Arima helped organize the Tokyo Senators baseball team, and built a baseball stadium at the site where the present Korakuen Stadium in Tokyo is now located. Despite pressure from the Japanese military to ban the "western sport", Arima helped sustain it during the war years, and later helped to revive professional baseball in Japan in the postwar period.Arima became Secretary General of the Imperial Rule Assistance Association when it was founded in October 1940, but he resigned after five months due to opposition from conservative factions in the government.In the post-war period, he was active in promoting horse racing and was one of the founders of the Nakayama Racecourse. He died in 1957 of acute pneumonia. The Arima Kinen horserace was named in his honor. He was inducted into the Japanese Baseball Hall of Fame in 1969."
>>571181559shit
>>571179912
Need a torena to rub his sweaty unwashed cock and balls on my face after a workout to boost motivation to for the next race
>>571181652Next general stat breakpoint is 70 is what I meant. 60 gives you 21 on gold hammer. 70 gives you an additional stat on all your races and 22 on gold hammers
>>571179704My biggest fantasy is someone loving me enough to initiate contact
>>571181798hey
>>571181798no you don'tywnbau
you may not like it, but this is peak energy optimization>>571181818yeye
>>571178285Rice is HER FUCKING HERO, show some respect.
>>571181854Same
>>571182014doge
Cute King.
>>571181996Kita owes me sex
I have never been happier to make a bad decision.
>>571182345Based
what do we do now
i like how shakur decides to sit next to tachyon on the bus back from summer camp so you can sit next to cafe and rest without being pestered
>>571182480MANT runs!
>>571182480h-hey
>>571182330you can get a gut punch instead
>>571182480We let /uma/ die slowly
>>571182480I have a bake ready but I'd rather wait until we hit bump limit
whats your guys' fav ice cream
>>571182726I'm going to bump you until you're at your limit
>>571182796hmmm strawberry...or chocolate. but I like most flavors really, just not vanilla unless there's a lot on top because it gets boring>>571182831me next?
>>571182796licorice
>>571182831no I only let someone else do it......
>>571181798Make A New Trainer
>>571182796i shit my pants if i eat ice cream
why cant i post images
>>571182796salted caramel or cookie dough
>>571182796Hazelnut for sure
>>571182885too bad, they can watch
>>571183091Sir this is a textboard
when i grow up i wanna be just like tokai teio
I want images>>571183365>>571183365>>571183365move
>>571182859I do think vanilla gets a bit too much hate. It's a good flavor imo
>>571182796S’mores
Sorry danchou but I’m replaying Kamidori alchemy meister
>>571183378retard
>>571183440you can multitask
>>571183378why are you so retarded man
>>571180023non-sexually laying my head on it and let her pat me as much as she wants
Sex
>>571183378smartest shakurfag
Can we get a real non page 1 bake
I agree, not gonna enable faggotbaking
>>571183789Making one rn please wait warmly...
>>571183789no I'm not gonna do thread wars.... I will hold on my bake just in case the other thread gets nuked>>571183848don't be dumb
>>571183905>don't be dumbI won't, just please wait until I make a new thread gwo don't worry
>>571183984dumbo
>>571184040Calm down bwo it'll take some time...
>I want new images>Bakes on 1 page>Not even bump limitfag
>>571184163>fagwhat are you gonna do about it, make me suck your cock?
>>571172165kek sides in orbit
>>571184163IT ISNT EVEN AN UMAMUSUME IMAGE TO BOOT
>>571185076>no one noticed it wasn't Air ShakurKEK
how can you fuck up something this bad holy shit shakursisters in shambles
>>571175416Perfection
