Previous: >>571158128>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>571182345BASED
this thread will be better
>>571183452but I want butter
wahey
You can't have your images and post them too
>king doing that bug bunny thing where her ears are prehensile and give elmer fudd an earjob
hey
>>571183804yes you can curren, the image doesn't disappear from your computer when you post it, it's just a copy
Shaka bread (｡･ω･｡)
Shakur might be a tad cute...
>>571184032me on the right
Tachyon LOVE
>>571184087no
>>571184032this is really awful slop you should be ashamed of yourself
Digitan LOVE
Come test your umas!681782356817823568178235
>>571183804>Curren Chang posters
does this game have anti-metaslave mechanics? I can't seem to get medium S on my valentine bourbon
>>571184207
rare spark!
>>571184419yea just join open league nobody has medium S there
>>571184537no groundworkwrong seiun
>>571184379I didn't know Curren liked chocolate
You don't realize it but Doto is one of the umas that is most likely to marry her trainer
>>571183365THIS ISNT EVEN AN UMA
>>571184837CUTE
This is a reminder that this Sunday is Father's Day (in some places). I cba to look for pictures of Symboli Rudolf so have this Stay Gold instead.
>>571184862shakur sisters the larping allegations...
>>571184374>sunny conditionsmy umas got a heatstroke thank you very much
>>571184609listen man I've been looping for days nowgroundwork will come when it comes, right now I just need a full prudent + dodging line and i just need one more hit
>>571183448Imagine if she were naked and sweaty
>>571184862Holy shit nice catchNew bread or what
>>571184997This thread is made by a toddler new bake please
>>571184862Bricked ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡
>>571184882perfect body
ABANDON THREAD
>>571184862Larp larp Shakur
>>571184862
>>571184862so OP is off-topic then
just let this thread get deleted then.... I have a bake on standby
>>571184837Why does she look perfect like the outfit was made for her
Swimsuit Super Creek SSR support card soon…
>>571185459if there is no other bake to move to this one will stay
>>571184374our winners, Thank you both for coming.>>571184974My apologies, I will fix it for the next room. I turned off my own groundwork
>>571185538>>571185538what a mess of a bake
>>571185578the new bake is just gonna get deleted though, just do the needful on the OP and it will get deleted then I'll make a bread>>571185631or this I guess
Shakur PR is all time low after this one
why are shakursisters like this
>>571184862Worst part is that's a cat or a dog/wolf
i cant belive none of you told me how good sex with your trainee feels
Come test your umas in the correct conditions this time.754714397547143975471439
How am I supposed to train for CM16 if sprint umas can't get any epithets like mile to long can?
>>571185549i wish we had Super Creek summer outfit, or wedding, instead of kunoichi
>>571186021men of culture I see
>>571186021evil ass front lobby
>>571182345Fug, I'm a little jealous. I still have 200 bits to go, and I don't have nearly enough statues to trade for all of them. So I'm just chipping away at daily legend races for now.
what is a woman even good for if she can't bake a single bread
Comfier threads in 30 minutes
Fixed your Mayano.
>>571184862How do you fuck up this bad over a single bake
>>571186695The AI you're using is great, but please use better prompts
>>571186021Our winners, thank you both for comming
>>571186828No.
>>571187032Mcfat will never be that big in the chest
>>571187032care to share the model?
Are there non-women who like this character?
>>571187257Yeah, me
>>571187119Wei to you.
>>571187257mei just want to get dominated by a pretty woman.
>>571187257I only like Silly Symboli.
whoreyano top whore
>>571186625I still can't believe this is supposed to be Falco...
narigga browna
>>571187524That IS Falco, the eternal dirt menace!
wheres the jige you niges
>>571187727soon to be forgotten
>>571187257Siriusisters
>>571187792Round Falco wipes the floor with her. Rickey is temporary, Falco is eternal.
>>571187257Sirius is weak to anal
>>571187792Sorry bro she becomes the raped when Round Falco comes out
>>571188038me too
>>571188082didn't ask
>>571188082proof?
Is this the real thread? :(Hello friends!!
>>571188082fuck off
>>571188394you just gotta believe me>>571188196>>571188515please?
>>571188670slutty girl.....
Need torena to help wipe off the sweat from the big race and help me stretch in the locker room
>>571188901Shower's in the back
>>571188901We use a pressure washer for that
>>571187980>>571187792>>571187727>Dirters getting uppity>When you need both of themWhen will they learn?
>>571188901*SNIFFFFFF*
>>571188901My tongue is here
>>571189048I'll run round Falco, my bro and Ogurin in later dirt CMs. Thank you very much.
>>571188960>>571189012Terrible trainers...
>>571188898just a little
No one actually likes Palmer
>>571189304I can also hose her down behind the training track.
>>571188901Dibs on the feet
>>571187257ME
>>571189468That is an abnormally pink nose
let's get it gng
Follow count checka third have not logged in this week
>>571189316really cute
So...Why are we using this bake?And why do anons encourage the guy that tries to RP as an uma?
give rice bob and vagine
how do you cheer yourself up when nobody replies to your post
>>571190231I wish I was Rice here
>>571189924I try to clear this every once in a while but it's starting to fill up again
>>571190240When I post I don't expect a response in the first place
>>571190182>why encouragei need something to do while suffering through parent looping
>>571190182tranny hours
Is Focus/Concentration not good for front runners in cm15?
>>571190182We genuinely unironically have self-admitted trannies and bisexuals in the general who like it.So yeah. Can't do anything about it but filter.
>>571190584Focus and Concentration are like Front Runner vegetables
>>571190612ok chud
>>571190584it's always good
>>571190398Do you really don't have anything better to do?>>571190612I am bi too but there is such a thing as time and place and "Uma Musume General" does not seem an appropriate place to for this shit
>>571190770>>571190882I'm asking because umalator is giving me low numbers on them
Bakusin
>>571190182Don't worry one day your threads will be used
>>571190182Non uma OP is a fair game now and I'm going to do it future bakes
>>571190182https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/146048724larp larp shakur
>>571191059not the baker, just asking>>571191106I don't think admitting that is a good move
>>571190998it always does but anything to reduce a potential late start is good, not to mention it is taken into affect every single time even if you don't late start
>>571190584Focus and Con are a must, same with gw
>>571191201Everything with an animal ear is passable
>>571190182>curi musume counterbakes>non uma OPoh yes this is fine Good job /uma/
>>571191284I meant that admitting you are going to troll bake will just make anons more wary, so a bit counterproductive if your aim was for your bakes to be used
>>571191508>ugly OPcounterbake>not ugly OPno counterbakeHope that clears things up
I want to have sex
>>571191559If it'll make anons be more aware of bakes or OP then I'll do it just like how everyone's so mindbroken of Ayabe and NTR OPs but off topic gets a pass
>>571191621with me?
>>571191238Got it, thank you
>>571191686no
Fuku keeps calling me her soulmate. How do I tell her to stop so people stop looking at me weird?
Hmmmmm nyo
>>571191686special legs are special
>>571191686Only if you're Machan
>>571192121Trainer-san...
>>571192228spica-san...
>>571191673>>571191559>>571190182Why are we allowing >>571183378 this behavior? Bakes page 1 and not even at post limit?
>>571191686Why is there a naked lady in the background ad
>>571192575she's in a bath
>>571192614Confusion is she was a whore
Since this isn't an umamusume thread I'm allowed to post and talk about other games or series here right
>>571192614Looks more like a Tranny Gear reject than an uma character
KWAB
>>571192762LIZPOSTING IS ALLOWED?
>>571192762this is now a /bag/ thread
>>571192221Very smart. You could get spooked by BOTH of them next time you umaroll, then you'd feel pretty silly that you'd missed out on 4*'ing them. Better to be able to unlock them anytime, just gotta wait for the opportune moment. Nothing stupider than unlocking a 3* uma as soon as you've cleared 150 star pieces. It is known.
>>571181643>so she would probably like the RP potential in MMOsFair. Still felt like a bit of a stretch at first tho>who was a Minister of Agriculture pre-WWII>Was also responsible for keeping FunnyBall alive in Japan during the warLmao what>>571181695fus-rodah
>>571192964Is that the one in the OP?
>>571193134Kei Kei is cute!
OH SHIT IS THAT AN UNSUPERVISED MALE TRAINER?
>pedo archiveI don't think so.Your favorite Arknights?
>>571192762Tales of Berseria or Trails of Cold Steel?
>>571193220Why does this bih have wrinkles?
>>571193235>chink gamelol
>>571192326And that shit! She needs to knock it off so I can marry an adult, human woman one day!
This is the animal ears thread
>hyper off topic raidingat least post something VAGUELY on topic you scum
>>571193203wrong post pedobro....
>>571193235I'm a secondary and I only know the original WEI WEI girl
Okay.
/bag/ is for brown pedophilesWhite pedophiles are in /eog/
>>571193579mommy...
>>571193381Trainer-san...
>they are posting my dick on /gif/ againWhich umas would share nudes of their trainer online?
Nice thread uma tards
>>571193235off topic
Yes, I love Umas.
>this thread
>>571193836
>>571193738Delet this
>>571193441
Is there even an uma character in blue archive
>>571193693She's not a wife! She's a student!
>>571194124yes, anyone with animal ears and no human ears
>>571194124love my bike daughterlove my adult bike wifelove my fox daughterlove my fox rapist wife
I'm going to avatarfag.
>>571194075
>>571194173You're not fooling me! That's Ayabe!
best tx climax shop of all time
Are we being raided
>>571194123Cute Kitasan Black
>>571194452How can we be raided when we're not even in the uma thread
>>571194452railed*
>>571194523you too!
>>571194452The fine motion tranny is mad
This is Umama's fault btw
>>571192575ningen propaganda
If you could become any of them, which uma would you be?
>>571194452I think you're lost. This is the animal ears thread
>enter thread>see all the recent posts...yeah this is why we stick to the club discordByeee
>>571194740I'd rather not be an uma, I'm very comfortable being a man
>>571194778Why would you have 2 sets of ears?
Hi there! I asked for help here earlier, and after that I was able to achieve S+ rank with my pretty bad deck for a few umas already. Hovewer, I've found a video where some guy with only R-card deck aceiving S+ rank and it is almost SS, Like, much better than eny run than I ever had, and with deck much worse than mine. So he kinda said that SS and SS+ are acievable even with a shitty deck, everything else is just a skill issue, so I do not understand how even I able to get to SS rank. Here is my best uma so far. No matter how hard i try, and what kind of builds, I just obtain Umas with total skill points count more or less the same. Like.. is there something else I am doing wrong?
>>571183365>>571184862OP isn't even umamusume so why should we post umas here Post fluffs
>>571194740narita taishin so i can pretend to be a boyand be in a throuple with my two busty wives
Wish I played other gachas so I know more characters
>>571194963Buhi piece of shit
Only legendary trainers can answer this without cheating:Off the top of your head name one heterosexual uma
Let's just move to that one>>571185631
>>571194963Post your cards
>>571194963Anon I think you're lost
>>571195153Um... what or who is Buhi?
Rate my OC. I name her Black Shakur
>>571195404They are trolling you because of dumb thread drama. Ignore them. Post your card collection.
>>571194963people making those kinds of claims are doing so with 1% high roll runs where they get tons of rainbows so they can run more races. they also probably have a good non-borrow parent with 9 blue stars and scenario/race white sparks .
Palmer a cute.
>>571195515shit taster
>>571194963Are you following the proper Mile-Long G1 schedule? Triple crown+Mile epithets+all the extras?Do you have urara guts? Swap both of your power cards for that+another good MLB guts card, or urara+team sirius and then use power sparksI would also recc swapping NTR for Fuku speed if you have a shit deck, if she procs her full event chain thats 51 to all stats
>>571194963So the easiest way to get basically guaranteed SS is having 60 race bonus instead of 50. It gets you more stats and a decent chunk more skill points. Aside from that (since you'd probably be running 60 race bonus decks if you could) The way to get higher ratings is to simply race more and get luckier in summer training. Your statline by itself can get SS, but what ultimately pushes you there is having 2600 rather than 2200 skill points at the end of a run. Skills make up a large chunk of your rating. I understand that this probably isnt the advice you want to hear since it boils down to "get luckier", but it's just kinda what it boild down to. Something you could change is see if you can maybe get a better parent or borrow a 15% race bonus card like Nice nature wit to see if you can get a deck going with 60 race bonus
>>571195515True
This is the animal ears OC thread though
>>571195431black ale ripoff
>>571194740Tamamo so i can get googoo babied by Super Creek
>>571195673My OC's better
>>571195515I wish I was Palmer
I see V found a reason to shitpost
Is this an umamusume
>thread says /uma/>shitposters come here saying it's not /uma/ because OP is retarded and posted wrong pic>instead of baking a new "fixed thread" they rather ruin everyone else funThis retarded logic will never work.
>>571194743
>>571195673Sovlful uma design that appeals to Straight Men>>571195431Soulless design that appeals to f*moids
>>571195934shibal
>>571195929listen to retards like >>571183378 and this is what you get
>>571195308Here.
>>571195854This is that one thread where NTR is ontopic though? She has animal ears
>>571196031We get it V now kill yourself
It's over, they used the M word... we're going to get cancelled...
>>571196164Is this the OC from the OP
>>571196161>still seething about V>not even hereGod dam you are sad and pathetic
>muh raidYou guys are genuinely retarded. It's obvious it's a bored few people who play other games funposting on a boring Friday where the thread is slow. This is nothing compared to you weapons grade autisitc faggots dramaposting, ERPing, and posting literal jerking off videos.Unironically kill yourself.
>>571195815I wish I was Palmer's torena
>>571196164OP's oc got his own anime? wtf
>>571196261It IS a raid tho
>>571196027Doto watching Opera's Sankei Osaka Hai race
>>571196261this guy is in the discord too btw
New cryer?
>>571196261No it's clearly all V
>571196160Told you it's this faggot[-]
>>571196341I'm convinced you're rage baiting and can't be this stupid.Define what a raid is in the context of online posting.
>>571196281taking Pokke's first time
>>571196031>still no other threadyou're just confirming my point.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>571196437Sad how retarded this guy is
>>571196214>>571196271Only a RETARD would think that's the same character. The ears are completely different.
>>571196058Even your welfares are in a fairly disastrous statehttps://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/Try and cobble together a decent race bonus total using this tool. 50 is the minimum.In a month, once the 1.5 anni gibs arrive, reroll your account, or buy an account for a fiver with a decent start.
new cryer!
/gacha/ thread?
>>571196474>Define what a raid is in the context of online posting.Entering a thread you don't frequent with a group of shitposters sorely to shitpost and cause problems to the detriment of the regulars.
>>571196654Looks like the OP though. It's being used as an OP after all
>571196649[-]
>>571196629are you blind>>571185631
[-] [-]
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>Ex-Autisma/uma/ Dancho>RyanFag>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>horsemeat>Heliostranny>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNl list owner>poalfaggots>furries>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)If you see something, hide and report.
Umamusume?
Let's brainstorm ideas on how to save this thread
The Fine Tranny is just throwing a hissy fit no one is entertaining their trolling attempt.
>>571196692>his student doesn't have animal earsEven OP's OC got you beat
>>571195934
>>571196908By using up all the images
This is literally Vs fault and you faggots are at fault for tolerating him
>>571196887Umumusume
'murrica
There is literally a thread with a normal OP that we can use if all this is such a big problem>>571185538>>571185538>>571185538>>571185538
>>571196934
>>571197028This is Durandal
>>571196058Tach wit+Symboli wit+Ayabe Guts+MLB urara guts (you should have that by now, its a wonder you dont)+Windy speed+Borrow FukuIf you use a crystal on nishino power you can swap something for that, or swap manhattan stamina depending on needs
>>571196910This but V
>>571197016mindbroken fr fr
>>571197079>shilling a dead thread instead of reclaiming ground
>>571197204Rare Rabi
>>571195815If you were Palmer, would you let me lick your tum?
Wei
>>571196873Fusuposters stay winning
Say hi to my wife Kitasan Black
>>571197265Umama defending his bf
>>571197541canon body proportions
>>571197065>>571197028sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571197471Looks like Saber to me
>>571196873This is an obvious attempt by the Ex-Autisma/uma/ Dancho to stay relevant after everyone stopped caring about him
Guys you're not supposed to respond to the DNI list
>>571197595meds NOW
>>571196908we could sing umapyoi densetsu until the thread dies
>>571197384Only if you're a good trainer
>>571197097
>lol isn't it how funneh how we completely ruined all discussion cuz reasons
Umamusumes for this feel?
>>571197782For Palmer, I would become the best.
>>571197782What is a good trainer for you though
>>571197917Unironically Doto
>>571197584Remember this scene from season 3 of Umamusume Pretty Derby?
>>571197751The English one?
>>571197917>posts doto>asks for dotowhat is his angle...
>>571197847
>>571197668Are you a tard, it's a copy pasta
>>571198357Are you a tard, everyone knows
>>571198129How about this Izuna from the game Blue Archive
I miss my wife Dia
>>571198195it shouldn't even exist the english version, is really bad.
Nya~
This scenario is so ass man
>>571198440The original copypasta was made by V instead to gain attention not by the autis/uma/ traitor you fuckin retard. He wasn't added to the DNI list until after
>>571198442Australia has got this in the bag. We can beat those lousy yanks.
Good night friends!!!
>>571198602mejiro dober's sweaty armpits
>>571198602What's that OC of yours called?
>>571198637The whole list is stupid at this point. Would not be surprised if multiple people have added their own names
>soccerJust what we needed
>>571198645I think you need to get checked out if you think that
>>571198442Mayano?
Taiki's not the only one who can use a gun you know
OP wanted images so I'm using them why are you guys mad
>>571198847The list was stupid from the beginning bro....
>>571198875I'd take ball over /bag/ browns spamming since their game has no gameplay
>>571198885There's still like 5 mins left, anything can happen.
>>571198952>madIf people were mad, all it would take is a press of the funny button to express it.
My uma lost her ears
>>571199026You mean 20 and there’s more chance of your thingy working atp
>>571198953The list was a V masterplan so that you guys keep talking about him, thats why the first person in the list is him.
>>571197584>>571198129
Umas for this feels
>>571199024>>571199024>>571199024come join some sprint rooms it'll be fun
>>571199145You don't know what you're talking about mate.
>>571199191Ayabe
>>571199271I already dont care about the hog cm why would I care about the final mant one
>>571199271Why is this saber white
>>571199153
>>571199462why even play the game then
You guys should really be training for the race.554389915543899155438991
great, english vtubers faggots are here, the joke is dead now move on please
Matikane
>>571199298>5 minutes leftA football game is 90minute + extra time gwo
>>571199513CMs arent everything you know
>>571199470
>>571199470Kitasan wouldn't do that
>2 Threads
>>571199642>gup doesn't want to see their favorite wingrim
>>571199470>>571199651>>571199689How is she so perfect
>>571199578Correct!
nice
>>571199743my favorite has mile F and sprint G
Nice discord raid bwos
>>571199640Tomato tomato.
>>571199801OP's OC has her own gacha?!?!
>>571199767
Yae
Nothing unusual here
>>571199153UUUOOOOOHHHH I NEED TO CUM INSIDE MUTEKI AND MEMORYYYYYY
>>571199801Where's her bandages like in the OP
>>571200023
they make a good point
>>571183493>>571183550knocking up cafe and ayabe!
I want to talk about umamusume>>571185538>>571185538>>571185538move
>>571200238Yaeno is trustworthy Umamusume
>>571200325Sensei saved her obviously
>>571200416no, fuck off
Fuck it, post your lewdest Uma pics
>>571200121They both look too old for your kind of taste so idk why you put the "UOHHH" in there. You use that for the ones that look like elementary students.
>>571200416Just report off topic niggas niggaNo need to try and split the thread
This thread needs more Kita-tan
>>571200325Endmin shenanigans
Oh so this is where everybody went, huh?
>>571189468GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>571200680The OP clearly says this is the OC animal ears thread though
>>571200791USA USA U M A IN USA>USA USA U M A IN USAUSA USA U M A IN USA>USA USA U M A IN USAUSA USA U M A IN USA>USA USA U M A IN USAUSA USA U M A IN USA>USA USA U M A IN USAUSA USA U M A IN USA>USA USA U M A IN USAUSA USA U M A IN USA>USA USA U M A IN USAUSA USA U M A IN USA>USA USA U M A IN USAUSA USA U M A IN USA>USA USA U M A IN USAUSA USA U M A IN USA>USA USA U M A IN USAUSA USA U M A IN USA>USA USA U M A IN USAUSA USA U M A IN USA>USA USA U M A IN USAUSA USA U M A IN USA>USA USA U M A IN USA
>>571200625my gf on the left and my bf on the right
>>571201051The uma states of america...
>>571199746she just is
>>571191621>>571192272>new pakatube video is about Daisca and UOHka fighting over Machan who isn't even therecute
https://jiggie.fun/ttZEpohttps://jiggie.fun/ttZEpohttps://jiggie.fun/ttZEpo
>>571191621she look like she needs to lose weightkinda like marche
>>571201096Make America Narita Taishin
A lot of gachas just umamusume if you think about it
>>571201115I love her
I am confused.
>>571201051>>571200791USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>571201458This is the OC and /gacha/ thread
>>571201458
>>571201083why is your bf just a slightly more saturated and more boring version of your gf?
>>571201736Something feels off here...
Big fan of Shakur's racewear.
>>571201257Shut the fuck up
>>571201664because I know what I like and I've got two hands to hold
>>571201817OP's OC is named Shakur? Mine's named Izuna
>>571201859You cant tell me that marche doesnt look a bit chubby cmon now
>>571201859We love fat umas here
Thoughts about Yanko?
>>571202016Chubby in the right places, this is what the fans want
>>571202151the joke ended like 20 minutes ago bwo and this bitch doesn't even have kemonomimi
>>571202151Lisa my beloved, I almost started playing the bass because of her
>>571202324No it didnt
>>571202324What joke? This is the OC thread. Here's Frontier Victoria
>>571195934What did she just say gaessekkiya
>>571202151You cant even do the joke rightShe doesnt even have animal ears you twit
>>571202379You should start playing the bass for her and dress up as her too like the others
>>571201051>>571201591>USA
>>571201347ayabe after multiple multiple pregnancies
why are you guys like this
This thread is irreparable, might as well burn it and start over
>>571202506Nah, I ain't into crossdressing plus I already have my hands full with learning the guitar
>>571202151Sexiest fraud since Sirius
My gorilla hag wife
>>571202526isn't that where your husband is from?
>>571202686What's this OC's name
>>571202693Splitting threads because you dislike shitposters is 3 year old behaviorYou arent 3 years old are you anon?
>>571202708Understandable, how far are you into that?
>>571202526>Umamas country lost
>>571202686>autist schizo has melty>retards take the bait or indulge him>thread goes to shitMust be a day of the year
Curren Chan buttsex.
gacha players really are the unfunniest niggas to ever live
>>571202526White woman pleasant surprise
>two threads> ctr+F umamaAh
>>571201347>slop improves another umashocking stuff>>571201442love my cute daughter wife thing
>>571202840A year or so, it's a slow road but I got nothing better to do
Herro everyone, I'm an artist from nihon and this is my OC design of my oshi horse Taiki Shatoru! she is american and eats cheeseburgers and is from kentuki (* ^ ω ^) i hope you all like it
V and Umama sitting in a tree
>>571202482Fixed
>>571202938Bake properly next time maybe
if the thread is so bad can we jong
>>571202686What's wrong with positing Kitasan
>>571203129I'd be down to jong, sure.
why did I get a notification for CM sign ups
>>571203094Get with the times unc, Umama found someone new
You are all retarded
>>571203129Nyaga uma when and sure why not
Wait, youre all indonesians???
>>571203276Who?
>>571203176ok let's try thenMajsoul Friends Room 89636(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89636
>>571203301
I want to smooch Dia!
>>571203129>>571203403Finally some gacha room
>>571203360I did work in Jakarta once, it was a shithole but everyone was very friendly
>>571203025I hope you are good enough to play with others comfortably I started(again) and it feels so good to lose yourself in it.
>>571203424Yes even you
>>571203509A girl I was talking to said that if you're white then you will be treated very well in SEA because they all assume you have money.
>>571203045>finger interlockingWhy did I get I boner?
>>571203650you're an incel loser
>>571203482>>571203403JOIN JONG THEN2/4
>>571203685I'm also working overtime rn
>>571203632I was in Batavia (I'm white) and no joke MULTIPLE women asked to take a picture with me. They quite literally were lining up and I said I had to get going because they just kept coming. I'm not sure what they do with the photos
>>571203129I'd rather jig instead
>>571203951Well you probably should already be doing that then?
>>571203708sorry, have to sleep to wake up for 2YO debut races (so in about 4-5 hours)
>>571203475Same
Cute nonnies?
>>571203708I don't think it's happening bro
>>5712033604chan is a community of the socially inept and genetic rejects, the odds of people here being brown are high
>>571203708one last call for jonging 2/4>>571204178it's probably ogre I guess I will do an another seiun borrow.........
>>571204169in here!571185538571185538571185538
When's the next G1?
>>571204220yeah it was me, sorry
>>571204220WowWho cares
>>571204291>>571185538fixed!
ok fine I will go do a borrow run then instead.......
>>571204438can you stop
>>571204323JRA? after summerNAR? on the 24thOverseas with JP horse in it? Today or tomorrow, depending on which time zone you are in
>>571203360did the blue archive spam not tell you enough bro only brown people play that shit, and by play I meant only masturbating to the characters
>>571204220Who was it this time. Please be Menace or Nimi
>>571204121
>>571204560Thanks anon
the two most brown activities are playing BA and watching vtubers, especially EN ones
name a bigger detriment to /vg/ in the last 4 years than baggots
>>571204774I know literally nothing about this
>>571204713I try to keep up with it all and post whenever something is happening
>>571204674My cute wife
>>571204828the only good thing about blue archive is the porn
>>571204220That man? Me.
>>571204854She's dead, Jim...
>>571204854It's time to let her go...
>>571204774What's wrong with /bag/
post spechud being not so chuddy
>>571205035Can't I get that and that separate?
>>571205158
>>571205269Fake.
>>571205158Is this AI sloppa
>>571205107They want to have rough sex with kids.
>>571205426
>>571205420I like them all
you guys should post more sweaty umas
>>571205613Huh!?
>>571205697Teiomanko...
>>571205730Yeah it got translated
>>571205697why
you guys should post in the other thread
do NOT click
>>571205864No, fuck off.
>>571205928Nothing pisses me off more than the orange rat ruining my perfect run with this
>>571205864I think that's the correct thing to do aswell but we're gonna have idiots make new threads after this one dies and stuff unless janny finally decides to work
>>571205613>only 6 pages
>>571205928I swear I saw something?
>>571205864Why?
>>571206027Why does it even matter what thread we are in. Pick a thread and fucking stay in it this is just fucking annoying at this point. Everyone but one or two people are posting in this thread so what's the problem
>>571206147Literally no one including you is talking about the game
>>571206147the order must be keptthe idiot who made this thread fucked everything up too, I had a thread ready to bake after we hit bump limit but some idiot made an offtopic thread
>>571206179Then go somewhere else if you don't like it here moron. I hope you applied to be a janitor since you want to police what is discussed here
Just post until we're at the limit
>>571206304Oguri isn't sexy.
>>571206241>>571206304I want to plap Oguri
>>571205697Hachimi
>>571206241Then we'll go to the other thread when this one dies. It's really not that deep
Those big Rice and Mihono plushes are $500 shipping, what the fuck?
>>571206449
>>571205979>off-topic nonny wants to stay in the off-topic threadI guess it makes sense...
>>571206574*$500 for air shippingDid you really think putting a human-sized box in a plane is going to be cheap?
Stop trying to make me fuck Oguri
>>571206671no point to explain it to them
>>571206671Sorry your other thread is so slow you have to come here to try and split us more anonHope you get over it in therapy
>>571206754hmmmmmmmmmnyo
I just want to have sex with umas
>>571206650Your breast reduction was a success!>"Where did Maya go?"Who do think took your boobs? >>571206449
>>571201664excuse me Memory is the excitable, hot-blooded one and Muteki is the reserved "boring" one
>>571206732Yes... I want one but that's way too much...
>>571206891If Umamusume was realistic Gentildonna would have undergone a breast reduction surgery
>>571206782can't wait to see all your posts nuked after shitting up the place for like 2 hours>>571206824sex
>>571207054I want my face on them.
>>571207010It's a human sized box being air-freighted halfway around the world on a machine that costs $100 Million and consumes $5000/hr in fuel on a journey that would normally take months on a ship. If you want cheap shipping then do the slow option.
>>571207246>wordsI'm not reading all that.
is the "off topic post hour extravaganza" over?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxlbQT2uw0A
>>571207054Being Gentildonna's trainer must be hell
>>571207368Torena gets wringed dry after every training session...
>>571207054false, Gentildonna has not been lobotomized by jews so she'd never ask for one
>>571207349buy an ad
>>571207346What does Kitasan need a machine gun for?
>>571207368>wake up>workout at tracen gym>train donna>get raped by donna>sleep>repeat
>>571207770how much?
>>571207796It's a LIGHT machine gun, leave her alone! She, too, needs to be able to protect herself!
>>571207908>She, too, needs to be able to protect herselfBecause of the mares?
>>571206650I'M IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN
Just finished setting up my goy (Sweepy) to do runs during Shabbat>>571207735>lesbo>not lobotomized by jews
>>571205928A lot of super speed cutscenes with Fuku are hilarious, she just arrives, throws her hands in the air and disappears in seconds sometimes with loud door noises. I can picture her sprinting around screaming SHIRAOKI-SAMAAAA in and out of rooms.
>>571206967Was she a peak tsundere all along?
>>571208139>my goy (Sweepy)Don't you mean golem?
>>571208139>he uses sweepy>in 2026disgusting... use the better alternative
>>571205829Kino
>>571208139this one is true, she's a real lesbian because she gets dicked down constantly
>>571208258>TsundereNoBut her trainer does eventually grow on her.
Speaking of Sweeping Hachimi has been my saviour, it's so good.
Oguri Plap
>>571208731
>>571208301Do you know what's a shabbat goyim?
>>571208731sex
>>571208386>grow on herLike a tumour or something?
>>571208984I do this to you
>>571209003Benign
Oguri Crap is disgusting.
>>571209003The tumor eventually separates itself
>>571209254that's a cute tumor
>deep into MANT but not out>peak Xoguri CMIs this the low point in the game? At least golshiwinslol was at a fresher point of the game
>>571208118
>>571209571Unironically yeah but at the same time the next scenario is also one of the worst ones
>>571209764That's every scenario. Uma has never been good.
>>571209632Maya is too sexy.
>>571208982>shabbat goyim?That would be me for about 10USD per hour.
>>571209823JP is in a pretty good state right now. God knows why they won't just accelerate to the good part
>>571209867That's a child, pedo
dead ahh thread do something funny
>>571210093out of 10!
>>571210093Mmmfuck, that's the good stuff right there.
>>571209937Is the next pakalive the new scenario announcement?
>>571210130*eats u*
>>571210125it's friday, the only people here are losers or /uma/ club (same thing)
>>571205158spe can be cute?
My Ayabe will win this CM!
Yankomanko
>>571210190For JP? I don't think so, the ramen one just came out
>>571209254that image? my wife and daughter, sending me off to work
>>571210284a bit
>>571205426Nah
>>571210441Lucky!
>>571210462using that artist is cheating. every char he draws is cute
>>571210441I want to cum inside.
>>571210374Fuck i meant new scenario drop with gibs and all that
>>571210441
Why are there two threads you retards
Konna ni ookiku narimashita~
>>571210601me first?
>>571210374The ramen one didn't come out yet bwo, they didn't announce the scenario banners either
>>571210368I see Yanko but I don't see her Manko
>>571210679A certain tranny had a melty and is trying to make people use his thread
>>571210604Mant ends in July along with the 1.5 anni so that is when the gibs come
>>571210679shakurfags not knowing her own oshi and retards stirring shit only for the fun of it
>>571210726I mean I don't play JP so I have no idea, that's a question for the other general
>>571210865You first, statistic.
>>571210125Fuck me, fuck YOU, Fucks Only YouП(°□°)П
>>571210926keep seething cockroach you know you're wrong
>>571211084talk about the game
>>571211067NO MY EMOJI GOT MESSED UP
>>571206732They're not human sized, Bourbon and Rice models are around 60cm
I'm playing MANT right nowuma for me?
>>571211610me I want a trainer
Fuji Kiseki when her new trainer is a 6'6" Black American guy with a history of violence
>>571211829stop talking about your fatherhe ain't coming back
>>571211714shichi would NEVER
>>571211714the things she does to get her trainer's attention..
>Dia cleaning trainer's ear>Sam Altman gets triggeredEven AI is becoming gay
>>571211932you know what they say about girls who wear chokers
>>571212130lmao what AI are you using?
>>571211479
>spicpostingnice thread bubs
This might be the deadest /uma/ has ever been
>>571212457Just regular ChatGPT.
I love my beautiful wife Tachyon
>>571212728This is a good thing
>>571212895unironically the world cup has made it comfy again minus the spergs in the other thread
>>571212747>>571212130>using GPT in 2026lmao get fucked retard
>>571210190Next Paka live is new alts + new Scenario explanation.
Stego cute.
Why is she talking to xerself is the other bread
>>571213219mental illness from prolonged internet use
>>571213159SO TRUE
>Welfare Shakur speed MLB>SR Windy Speed 3LBWhich one is better?
>>571213159need deadbeat dad gf
>>571213567MLB Shakur
Stego is only cute without her clothes on, otherwise a bum
>>571213672She is not a deadbeat, or a dad.
Stego is an uma that could've been a father to me
None of you fags do proper stego characterization
>>571213947It's a JP character how the hell should I know
Stego was like a father to me
stego IS my father actually
Stego is Umama's dad
>>571213883Did your mom like fucking horses
The thread dies if you rush the image limit now.
>>571214435Shan’t recycle.
>>571214435Like when v got banned for spamming?
>>571214435>The thread dies if you rush the image limit now.Probably for the best, next thread will be better
Sundayman should have been a real Uma and the equivalent of Red Deaire but for McQueen
never forget that wannabe jannies orbiting literal whos and crying about their made up rules got everything they wanted and this thread was the result. take that as you will.
>>571214603Can someone translate this to English
maybe shakur is cute after all
>>571214576
>>571214603what?
Stego raped me
>>571214435need mackie to look at me like this
>>571214593orbiters don't make for good characters
>>571214828I made this post.
>>571214780...said nobody ever
>>571214702Teio...rape?
>>571214835It's simple Sundayman is a yandere not just an Orbiter. Just like real life.
you know jp revenue is hurting just as much as global because they're finally releasing the mpreg uma
>>571214835Shakur...
>>571214603Never forgetti this is what caused this thread
>>571214891I'm a nobody...
Brian please.
>>571215048745
I wish boys (female) were real.
Anyone who likes Shakur is a woman or Fine Motion
>>571215173Thank you Brian, even if I am probably going to just quit this run anyway because it was still a bad start.
>>571215305Is Shakur a boyuma?
anti jp schizo I SUMMON THEE
I am quite fond of the orange one
umasumitry to pick the better threads later bwos....
>>571215346Ok but what does liking Fine Motion make me
>>571215346how rude of you to call Shakurfags Ir*sh
>>571215430Yes
>>571215458Wrong orange one
>Shakur wrote her own OS for her laptopthat's so silly but kinda cute
>>571215505Doto is Irish
>>571215591No, I posted the correct orange one
>>571215621>runs off into the night
>>571215546Shakur is a boyuma as much as Sirius is oneIf anything, they advanced past the cutesy boyuma into manuma territory
>>571215804Which umas are manumas? The only one that kinda registers as a man for me is K.S. Miracle.
>>571216074I think tomboyish umas than lean more into cool rather than cute would fall into that category>>571216289I take it back
Manumas are whichever umas have man names like Ryan and Brian
>>571215131sssssssssssseeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxx
>>571216752What about Mr. CB?
>>571216980What do you think
>>571216980It's got Mr, Cock, and Balls in there. That's a MAN.
>>571217037>thinking
>>571217037We don't think around here
>>571217202yeah
>Designed by>slop
>>571217305
I just wanted a friend in /uma/
>>571217379
>>571217413I thought we were friends...
>>571217305>her face when she sees her trainer's cock>>571217447>her face when she sees my cock
>>571217305>>571217379>>571217447oyakodon
>>571217447>>571217379>>571217305My trainee looks like this
>>571217413
>>571217305>>571217379>>571217447Imagine cumming in those eyes.
>>571217413>making friends>on the anonymous imageboardRetard
Would be better than my last Brian if FENOMENO AND YANKO WOULD JUST FINISH THEIR CHAINS. I'm so upset.
>>571217805O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed. Happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
>>571217413Just go outside and make a real friend
I could've been having sex with a Pasa last night with all the celebration going on, but instead I was working
>>571217805Hot...
>>571217941This has to be the only alt without an altered hairstyle
None of us are friends.
>>571218220Brian is already perfect
>>571218243Not you too
Ricefags are untrustworthy. I would never be friends with one.
>>571218292She'd be perfect if she ate her vegetables
>>571218220Air Groove's wedding has the same hairstyle, no? Also Teio and her anime version
>>571218292Brian could never be perfect
Finally can this horrible thread end
>>571218323Is Bakushin channeling Rarurerorerorerorerorerorero? Why is she trying to make me cum with her expression?
Make a New Thread
>>571218581nah we still got some time
>>571218581Make a new thread
>>571218515I'll be completely honest, I forgot those existed.
>>571218616She wants you to bakushin to the climax
someone bake I don't want to use the umama erp thread
Is someone baking? I will if not
>>571219164>>571219164>>571219164
>>571219189Vielen dank!
>>571219189That is not Eishin Flash
>>571215490My wife
