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Please don't let these threads archive while I sleep - Baker
>>571148558just don't sleep?
We failed you nono
grim
>frenchnigger mentioned>thread dies instantlyHope you learned your lesson.
>>571152404You are so stiff and slow on your fizzy bomb throws
whos gonna listen to kpop while playing big run?
>>571155924sexo
Honestly french sunglasses are really fresh!
>splatoon is seeing a small surge in popularity in the west >it's because of fucking xqcwhat a monkey's paw
Woomy in Mario Kart World when?
>>571158769You get their ancestor, Blooper.
>>571158395I hate all french speakers especially canadians
>lack of sleep catches up with me>pass out long before midnight>thread dies FLAR
>>571158395Unfortunately that's how it goes. People are cattle and need shills and influencers to be aware of things.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>571164413They should give us a Rainmaker as an ultimate weapon for completing the game.
>>571163943
>>571158395maybe it's time for splatoon to just be japan only
>>571158395the french ruin everything
>useless 10 star blob>report him for intentionally not contributing
>>571165565This ain't Mother
>>571166263was it wholeeoh
>>571158395Why is he playing splatoon? I thought his role in society was to funnel children into gambling?
Post big belly veems
alright /ink/ our potential last divegrass game of vgl26 is against /aceg/ and we need to win in order to have a chance of escaping groups. it'll be an uphill battle, but i'm sure woomy can do it!we're the first match of the day as well! kickoff starts in a little over an hour!https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>571155243fizzy should be just a charge, fuck mashing, all my niggas hate mashing and every single fighting game that respects its player has realised it in the last fucking century
>>571173375fizzy isn't charged by mashing thoughit's just wiggling left and right and jumping
>>571173705Fapping the controller is pretty fast.
lunch time
>>571173705that literally is mashingmake it just a charge where you hold the button, like any normal charger (duh)also, up and down on camera stick is optimal because it does literally nothing except charge fizzy
>>571174491you're not mashing any buttons, spamming b does nothingwiggling the stick is not mashingand it already passively charges by holding the button, additional actions just accelerate it
>>571174636doing any rapid repeated inputs is, by definition, mashingits passive charge is so slow it can be considered negligiblethey should make it so it always charges full speed just from holding r, and make mashing do nothing whatsoever
>>571173375but it's literally a fizzy drinkmaking it explode more by shaking it is the JuuJ of the gameit's funny therefore it's good
>>571174636okay, wagglan the stick is not technically mashing, but I think it is effectively a meaningless distinction in this contextthis is a strange hill to die on because I don't think knowing the specific inputs to charge the fizz bomb as quickly as possible is much of a skill, it's just a layer of obfuscationand it's annoying to doa sub weapon shouldn't be balanced around its optimal use being a specific way of rapidly inputting buttons>>571175059this would only be acceptable if they made the minimum charge time longer because right now you basically have to sacrifice your aim and positioning to get a fizz bomb out as quickly as possible
>>571175059>mash (verb)>to press a button quickly, repeatedly, and with a lot of force, usually showing a lack of care or skill
how many of these people are nono?
>>571175331autism
for someone who bitches about how soulless splatoon has gotten you sure seem adamant about removing even more of it, armchairfag
>>571176230>arguing with some faggot who doesn't play the game
>>571176230you can keep playing brush and squeezer if you want to fuck up your fingers playing a children's game
>>571175234and eliter is a gas pump, doesn't mean you gotta huff gas to play itmashing can be kinda sorta acceptable if mashing and not mashing are both valid inputs with different functions, so stuff like inkbrush and squeezer, but fizzy has no alternate mode, only charge fast and charge slow and charge slow is shitfunny takes back seat to gameplay every day of the week>>571175240eh, you can recover in time the throw animation plays, and positioning is not lost with up-down mashing
>>571175554Which shoe store do we sue for providing Woomy with slippery shoes?
>>571176230i've never bitched about it being soullessi do bitch about it focusing increasingly more on idolshit and will eternally bitch about chaosfags winning because it was a disaster for the game's aesthetics, but not once have i used soul or lack thereof as an argumentgameplay takes precedence over everything else, all other aspects of the game have to accomodate for gameplay, not the other way round
predictions for raiders review score
>>571174320why..........................
>>57117690785/100
>>57117690788veemo
>>57117690781
>>57117690784
>>571176605Fred. His crispy exterior still contains oil from the frying process.
>>571170778we're up!
>>571176907splatoon has always scored in the high 70 low 80 range, i assume raiders will follow suit
>>5711769077.5 outta 10 booyahs
>>5711769077.8/10 too much ink
>>571176907I think 83-86. This one may do better by being singleplayer focused, having difficulty modes, and not needing content updates to fill it out, but western reviewers are too stupid to understand the series’s mechanical brilliance, so mid 80s feels like the cap. OE has a metacritic score of 82
>>571176907We have officially run out of topics to discuss.
>>571176907100/100It's a masterpiece! Game of the Year!
>>571176907I predict /ink/ will hate it because it isn't salmon run 3
It will be worse than Yoshi and the Mysterious Book (available for Switch 2 now)
>>571181171but yoshi is a fantastic game
>>571181268
>frogposter has shit tasteday that ends in y
>>571181268yes, i know.
>>571181268Shockingly long game too, especially if going for 100%, which is actually fun and not a slog like most games
>>571181268I applaud it for being different
anyone wanna play some open? probably only will play for an hour
Ask the discord lol
>>571175443>can't understand basic english verbs Reeks of ESL
I'm taking a break from /ink/ opens sorry
>>571186124Same. I'm just burned out!
I'm still enjoying th game but you wouldn't want to play with me
I'm playing raiders because my local sofmap accidentally put it out early.
>>571186124>>571186478>>571186581this is what you're subjecting me to, it's all (You)r fault
>>571187091deserved for cheating with 52
>Urchin clamsNot even with a rented ceph.
>>571187091But I would be the deadweight instead so nothing would change.
>>571187091ggs i was the decav.
>>571187260ggs thanks for the carry
As long as you don't play aerospray or shit like it you're not deadweight in my eyes
>>571187445Don't blame the tool blame the user
>>571158395>>>stick using brushfag
they said I could be anything so I became womy
>>571188856this guy seems disingenuous from clips ive seen.
>>571189650most of his content is him wordlessly watching youtube and occasionally laughing im pretty sure his fans are insane
>>571189650his brain is fried, too many stimulants over so many years
>>57117690767Star Fox better
>>571188856>borderline retarded quebecois (astaghfirullah) picking brushesAs if I needed more proof that the entire class is for mongoloids.
>>571188856>there are still players in big 2026 rejecting Gyro and sticking with sticksWhat causes this
>>571190069being a grown ass man who doesn't feel like picking up a gimmicky control scheme (at least, gimmicky in their eyes)
>>571176605idk but now I'm banning woomy from wearing shoes
>>571170778We won 4-3! However, /hdg/ scored juust enough to go over us and we've been knocked out at 3rd place on 4 points. There's also some other rumblings going on, but that's a bridge to cross when we get to it.
>>571181268Probably my goty and that's sadMina the hollower disappointed me
>>571191505???? Mina was great
>>571191578too little zeldatoo much soulsslop
oddly enough I feel like mina's hollowing mechanic had to have at least been partially inspired by splatoon
>>571190913So I can't watch the woomies play futbol anymore?!
Anyone else skippinf Raiders?
>>571190069It's uncomfortable
>>571190069New is scary.
>>571192423I most likely am unless it turns out to be like a 10/10 game
>>57119260110/10 to who?
>>571192580>newIt's been more than 18 years the technology has been used in games, games like splatoon 1 made it mandatory in console shooters
>>571190069le hardcore gamer mentality
>>571190069Most console retards are completely unable to play without the game aimbotting for them and assume this series has babby controls.
>>571192779to this general, if almost everyone universally sings it's praise, i'll probably get it
>>571194505her thighs are thicker than her upper body
>>571193578You'll now get 1 doomfag posting 33 times that it's bad.
>>571194713as they should be
Woomy
>>571194713Good.
>>571195589
>>571196162there's some timeline where this is the kind of woomy we received, and splatoon was just another mario spinoff lost to time.
>>571196273>lost to timenah it'd still sell well in japan due to mario woomys and it'd become mario kart tier mario spinoff
>>571196273You reminded me of that ddr mario game but splatoon also has ddr machines in-game. Splatoon spin-offs seem like they would perform well.
>>571197574Now you've got me wondering how a "Squidbeats Megamix" would fare.Maybe like a little download-only eshop title.
>>571190069I play docked and I ain't standing and spinning around like a VR Moron to play Squid Kid Game.I also run the game at -1.5 look sensitivity with sticks.
>>571201648how the fuck do you even play
>>571201648Just set motions to +5, I barely move my wrists to do shit.
>>571196273>implying it'd sell badshiggydiggy
Can you believe it everyone? Big Run! Just a few hours away!
>>571204129frye is such a shiver simp that she swapped to her old team
>>571204391i know it's a joke but frye was always on team power, she swapped to wisdom because she already had power and courage according to her dialogue
>>571204216>Wii Uyeah, it would
>>571204529>has woomiesno it wouldn'talso mario maker sold really well.
>>571158395I will now watch your stream
>>571205265Who cares what he """""thinks""""", he's barely a sentient being.
>>571205265>joey unironically shilling for a retardmakes sense
>>571205265why is every single western gaming community infested with these people
>>571205265it's very telling how fragile the ego is of the western splatoon community when they're having in depth debates over whether or not the "publicity" of him randomly deciding to play the game for a bit is good for the game or not, as if any of his 50,000 stupid teenager viewers are actually going to pick up the game and make x rank queues shorter than 30 minutes
Playing The Hunter CotW while waiting for biggie run.
>>571151185I was hoping he realized killing himself is the best optionI hate that he still exists
I want /pol/fags out of my general
>>571206919joey is the new (old) nono.
>>571205793honestly got me thinking how shallow these people's views of the world must be if they seriously think the relevancy of a game with 12mil copies sold is dependent on twitter/content creator communities.Nintendo has probably mostly written off the game in the west but it doesn't really matter since it's a massive hit in Japan.
>>571207074they'd stop using the NA account if that were the case
>>571207074>Nintendo has probably mostly written off the game in the westnot really>b-but merch-is not really relevantmario gets more merch in japan yet his games sells more outside of japansure they likely see splatoon as a bigger thing in japan but they won't ever write it off in the west and you're low IQ if you think that.
>>571206919shut up sketch
"wow i love watching splatoon streams instead of playing the game myself"-no one on /ink/
streamers barely even have impact on a game's popularity if it's already at a decent sizeit only matters if it's an unknown game and it can network effect into being a new thing for people to talk about for a week
>>571209702"wow I love ... playing the game ..."- no one on /ink/
Woomies watch streamers in universe
>>571209702I absolutely prefer to watch Vtubers play than play myself
i like watching my friends play but why would i watch some rando whose entire personality is screaming into a mic for reaction clips
>>571210234>unironically watching some loser roleplay as an anime girl
>>571209958i love playing the game ... with /ink/ers
bad weapon set or are people just really fucking bad at SR immediately before a big run?
>>571211120Randos are always bad.
>>571211120People are really fucking bad this rotation, I'm regularly getting retards that can't even deliver 20 fucking eggs in 3 waves.
>>571190895based
>>571206230You didn't wish it hard enough, God listens to prayers
>>571215026AMEN
Joey... God hates gays... you're going straight to Heck
>>571211120but im at 999...
big run is at rotation right?anyone wanna run biglyor play some open if its not
>>571216435I'm up for some triple fish
>>571216435I’ll run bigly
>>571216435I'll join in
>>571216716>>571216824>>571217001imma put a password on my room so no one from outside the thread can join, got a lot of randoms on my friends list4455
4/4 big run
HOLE IN ONE!
>>571218335You guys got a tri already?
>>571218395a triumvirate:^)
>>571218395no, exact 135 score on first shift
holy shit the grizz roller is funny. im sanic!!
>>571219165vroom vroom woom woom
think ill stop after this next tri
>grizz sword + reefslider for triumI am impotence incarnate
how the actual frick do you beat triumvirate
>>571221371By luring megalo to one shot the boros bomb when it's aggro'd on you.
>>571221371If by the second chomp you still haven't gotten a boros explosion you can basically give up any hope of beating a tri because it means your teammates don't know how to do it.
>>571221371Get lucky with useful grizz weapons play good with the right people
Anyone hosting?
Such a cool plaza ambiance, with the helis blasting the grizzco themeStill not playing it tho
My number is bigger than yours, fuck you pool person
GGs runners, sorry i flubbed that pretty hard
GGs
>>571216435>>571216824>>571217001GGs Big Runners! No idea what happened with that last Tri, but sorry just in case
>could not get past 180You guys suck more than him
>>571224703No one cares Nono, take your (You) and please shut the fuck up
>>571224848>t. (You)
the fact that some people treat SR as the primary mode and not a side dish is a sign of the rot that this series has.
>>571215026thoughts and prayers
never seen sr players who are also good at pvp
>>571225493Sorry that people like to have fun, pooptard.
Hosting a tri or two, really up to you!
>>571224848Why are you obsessing over someone that left a year ago
>>571226437>implying
>>571226908Ghosts aren't real anon
Anyone want to big big run?
>>571227506I can do a tri.
My woomy just watched the last episode of tadc and she thought it was fun until the last scene.
>>571227642I can't believe they added sex to tadc
>>571227585Open, pass is 5555
>>571227506I'll join
>>571227642homo
>>571227642My woomy is too good to watch /co/ shit.
>>571227834opening
>>571227642i think there's a lot of dumb decisions but overall it was fine, bittersweet but not enough bitter, too much sweet.
>you'll never big run with your favorite /ink/er
>>571229635Because he left one year ago, I'm sorry anon
>>571229635All /ink/ers are my favorites
>>571229635That's because I don't play salmon run, dumdum.
>>571229635none of them are good anyway
GGs SR
Ggs Sr crew
GGs Fisherwooms, smooth sailings and smooth tri! Thanks for joining
>>571229635I want to see a poll of everyone's favorite /ink/ers.
>>571230851no you don't, it will only lead to shitposters and schizos
my favorite is the one with the woomy
Raiders will be so much more fun than Salmon Run, because you won’t have feelancers running right to the shore and ruining it for you
>>571231889stupid freelancers creating problems are part of the fun tho100% organic emergent gameplay
>>571232357mmm, no it’s not
>>571232882enjoy your game journo difficulty raiders then, because splat, like any nintendo game since wii, will never offer actual intentional challengeall the difficulty that comes from that company is either accidental or comes from player interaction (constructive or destructive), and they've done their damndest to weed out the accidents in the last two gens
>>571233305You’re completely retarded. Max hazard with competent teammates is harder than the vast majority of games, modern or decades past
>>571233305limited hacks palette is hard, intentionally soia3 is hard, intentionally soafter alterna is hard, intentionally sogenuinely what the fuck are you babbling about
>>571233537hlm is just where the cutoff is for the sake of not melting the console. they don't intend you to actually reach it, judging by how stupidly tedious it is to get to it and how you get reset to baby ranks the next rotation anyway. if they valued challenge, you'd be able to start at hlm every rotation.
>>571233757>self-imposed challenge also not hard>super secret postgame stage>super secret postgame stageall while the bulk of their respective campaigns is very easy and the rest are just easy
>>571233934get good
>>571234193grind is not funhas never been funwill never be funwill always just be a waste of time
Feel like im far too behind to really get into Splatoon 3 and have missed so much. I'll just get Raiders and the eventual Splatoon 4.And Xenoblade Genesis.
>>571233934>they don’t intend for you to reach the things they give rewards for reaching and set checkpoints for your hazard level forIf they didn’t want it to be reached, they'd have capped it lower, moron
>>571234463If you end up liking Raiders you can always try 3 if you get it on sale.
>>571234753okay,maybe reach was not the right wordthey don't intend you to stay there
>>571234784I actually have 30 odd hours in 3 but still feel like I wasnt there at its peak if you get me. I only started playing it this year.
don't worry there was never a good time to get into 3
>>571235062>I wasnt there at its peakIt's kind of a problem with Splatoon. The core game is still good but so many people lose interest after the finale.
>>571235356>3 bad lolCan we stop with this meme already?
>>571235437broken brute force entry specialstacticooleroops all mid mapshigh paint backlinestacticooler
>>571235432Even then a lot of them only played during splatfests.
>>571235876turf onlies don't even count as playing splatoon, they are playing a different game
Splatoon 3 insists upon itself.
Any tri rooms?
>>571237078i can make one after this one
>>571237230opening
tri 2/4
>>571235658Adapt.
>>571237681Knock.
>>571239027after this one
>>571239201we just did tri but I can keep going. opening
Sorru about that, I am not good with splatana
Taking my gold and running, ggs!
GGs ~(. Thanks for playing another. We were pretty close.
GGs!, I'll be playing some more later, gonna rest my fast on these gold scales
raiders, i can't wait...
>190 eggs with lucky randosFeels woom man.
>>571243216LMFAO YOUR SUICIDAL OVER A GAME
/ink/ has made me suicidal before
>>571244201>YOUR SUICIDALfixed
>>571243216>>571245953it’s just a game
>>571246626to you
>>571243216please be nonoplease kill yourselfyou're doing the general a huge favor
>>571246626not Splatoon, /ink/
>play big big run>3rd wave>thundering outside>get a black out that lasts for 2 seconds >dc'd
>>571251034The only thing that gives me pause is the underwater bit. Other than that, cute.
>>571251034>draw a sexy octo>call it a zombie for some reason
Overwatch got a new hero that's baisically Dapples Nouveau but she can throw her ReefsliderWhy can't woomy just pick up and throw her Reefslider?She's strong enough to throw the Ultra Stamp, it looks heavier
>>571251034lame oc but still more original than the average porn fodder /ink/ "oc"
>>571254168yeah it's definitely not porn fodder
i miss playing splatoon
When will I be too old for /ink/?
You're a kid now.
>>571254168What about the weird fetish OCs?
>>571261082my time has come!
>>571254831I've done 13 34 ...
gg
>>571254218>>571251034I love octolings
>>571267634GGs
>>571253987It's Reef*slide*r not "reef*throw*er"
>>571247215He's gone anon, let it go. It wasn't your fault
>>571254168you type like a faggot.
Octoes
вeчнo мoлoдoйвeчнo [woomy!]
slom experts, any advice I could get on how to make sure I don't drag my team down during this BIG big run? Playing with some of these Grizz weapons are ROUGH.
>>571278835Don't linger in place and move your ass, remember how many shots you need to kill things and swim in ink to recharge quickly.If it's worth it to lure like multiple scrappers but do something like getting eggs to basket while doing the luring otherwise it's a waste of egg collecting timeDon't forget about snatchers
>>571278835kill fish>Girzz weapons are ROUGHall of them except blaster and brella are stupidly overpowered, and even those two "weak" ones are braindead enough to carry your assfigure out what they are good at, how they get you and how to manage ink
how tf are you supposed to use the splatana
>>571279281it pierces and oneshots everythingeverything means everything
>>571279397but only the vertical right, the horizontal feels like it is meant to be literally useless
>>571279490hori is for the weak mobs
>>571279281the grizzco one? It's for killing large enemies. Just get close and charge slash them and watch them die. It pierces armor and can even hit submerged maws if you aim at the tip. Regular swing is for mobs
>>571279853>grizzco splatana can kill submerged mawsNTA but oh shit i didn't know that, I just knew it could kill enemies like scrapers, steelheads, drizzlers and flyfish
>>571280287I've sometimes managed to miss at point blank so be sure to aim right.
Three days until the prequel comic begins.
>>571282608With a name like that it makes sense.
Anyone wanna go for a tri?
>>571231471You're just saying that because nobody likes you kold
>>571283289I will, give me 5 minutes though please
>>571284109Ok
>>571283289I'll be there
>>571283289alright
>>571284109>>571284440I’ll have the room up
>>571284540I joined
BR 3/4
>>571284660Knock
>splatsquid>playing an octowhat did he mean by this?
>>571284837Opening
>>571285259octos splat squids do they not
>>571285883not in my experience, they don't
I hated the grizz slosher because I didn't know how to use it but now I do and I love it. I hate the splatana though. It's so slow.
GGs runners, fastest tri in the west
>>571286637Good shootin', runners
bgs, you tricked me
>>571287053In front of everyone too....
>>571287530krilling myself irl
>>571266281good woomydo you have an art blog?
in case anyone was wondering (no one was), xqc quit splatoon because he tried ranked and the rules were too confusing compared to turf war
>>571289226Well that was short lived.
>>571289226Just when you think someone can't get even more retarded.
>>571289226it was clams, wasn't it?
>>571289226Unless he started with clam blitz they're all pretty straight forward.
>>571289226https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fQbmF0dwW4
>people who die at the top of a fishstick and then stay up there waiting to get revived
>>571289226Do the fusion dance.
>>571289720even with clams the only thing you absolutely need to know is you need a big clam before you can throw in a small clam, otherwise if you play it like rainmaker it's whatever at that level
is woomy trademarkedas in, the wordwill nintendo sue me if I use woomy somewhere
>>571291446no
>>571291446woomy is not an official term and as far as I know nintendo has never used ityou could make a splatoon rip off where the characters are literally called woomies and nintendo couldnt get you on that
>>571289701>>571289720it was tower control at first then it switched to clams and he stopped playing
>>571291526even manmenmi isn't trademarked is it? i mean it's just whatever people hear in the voicelinespeople don't even agree on whether they should call yebbys yebbys (correct) or ngyes (wrong)
>>571291821spaghetti
I blush a little whenever I hear the woomy voiceline that sounds like "I love you".
>>571289226>joey shilled for thatkwab
>>571292631post it
>>571292631wasn't it one of the voicelines that was only in splat1
>>571292902I'm dumb, it was the veemo that says "I love you" https://youtu.be/jGx2wDfENUg?t=198and it's the woomy that says "suki yo" https://youtu.be/jGx2wDfENUg?t=11
PB 0/10
5/10
There's a voiceline yebby's have that sounds like "oh retard!"
Can cephs propel forward by farting?
Bros I think I may have teeheed too hard and gone slightly over budget.
>>571296184You spent $50k on an wmv? (woomy music video)
>>571296113Isnt that what a super jump is
>>571296184It really do be like that if you aren't careful
>>571296386Yeah, like those rich people did for their kids in the late 2000s.
7/10
got some fruit long drink and 8 pack of lager happy midsummer
>>571278835Kill everything as fast as possible. Most snatchers in big run pass by near the basket. Use them.
>>571296595You get a refund and suddenly throw common sense out the window.
>>571297943All mortal possessions is forfeit to one's ceph
>>571296184i've put myself in that situation a couple times off an "impulse comm" for an (expensive) artist that doesn't really open comms too often.
haven't played anything splatoon related since finishing 3, what's the consensus on Raiders so far?
>>571298950it looks good, i'm optimistic
>>571298950it looks bad, i'm pessimistic
>>571298950Gonna play it, gonna love it.
>>571298950Looks okay, might play through story once then go back to PvP.
Nice RM burst.
GGs pb
GGs pss
gg pbs. elon-net makes it totally unplayable, so bye forever.
>>571300306can you do anything at all with current day satellite? i remember having 500+ ping and tops 80kps dl speed when I had it, but that was a long time ago
>missed pb because they called me for work right before it started
>evp 800+>people still pop their first special at the very end of wave 3
>>571300701Easy, Just don't answer.
>>571300980Grizzco weapons mate
>>571298425How can you say you love woomy if you won't bankrupt yourself for her?
>>571300676the data rate is perfectly adequate, but the ping is 20-200 ms plus wifi latency (even more on hot days), but that wild variability means even if the average is good, you get terrible spikes. when spectating, dualies rolled up a ledge, dynosaur was double swinging sometimes, enemy ink was swimmable, etc. the reason that 60-61 game wasn't 50-61 was i was holdling the ramp and suddenly he was all the way up it with the rainmaker because of a lagspike. it's fine for stuff like sammin or video streaming, or maybe a slow pvp like a total war game where milliseconds don't decide the game. but then again, i couldn't play any multiplayer at all without it.
>>571301035Popping specials is still better than not popping them at all, they do not consume your ink so they help you stay ink efficient at HLM where bosses spawn at a much faster rate.
Stay hydrated
>>571300993I woul like to close to 40 hours. The bills need to get paid somehow. I wish I could shill grizzco coins and live comfortably
Last game.
>>571300701I lied to my employer about how I can't work on weekends so I can play pb and big run with /ink/.
Thinking about the fact elite takos (the ones voiced by Marie) say "ara?"
>>571302453The woomies are expensive to please man... I've got a pantry full of sweets and a chest freezer full of ice cream
>>571302517This fucks me up badly
GGs PBers>>571301648Have you tried a cellular provider? I know when that option was available to me it was certainly better than satellite, but again that was probably close to 15 years ago, so I'm not sure how stable/what the latencey would be these days.
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://litter.catbox.moe/54hpsujft8si6upm.flac
>>571303405>>571303497GGs!
>>571303405>>571303497ggs
Friendly reminder that if your high score is below 200 eggs you are a certified shitter
ggs
>>571304067Not everyone has access to friends of the same skill level as them
>>571304067anon im 500 x power i already knew that
>>571304067I just do my capsules and go play the real game afterwards.
>>571305098>tentakek top 500Zimbabwean economy
>>571305404I think he meant actually 500 X power but you're right, ttek is garbage and shouldn't even grant badges at all.
Where's your badge?
>>571305967I ate it
>>571305967I'm too embarrassed to put the pity badge on.
>>571305967I don't use badges cause I don't have any meaningful ones.
>>571305967I use it to intimidate shitters in open (before I remember no one sane plays open anymore and it's all clanfags now).
silver X badge doesn't even mean anything cause tentatek is so dead you can get it for free
>>571307552I still dont have one. Does that mean I'm as good as a silver badge?
>>571307552If it's so easy why don't you have one
X Power isn't correlated with skill though.
>>571307552Fr*chturd N*n* has one for fuck sake
if it's so easy then tell me how to get from 500xp to having the silver x badge
>>571309086aren't you a newer player, it's normal to not be good when starting off
>>571309086Frenchie would have groomed you, he likes them newNever trust anyone using Aerospray
>>571309617Wait a minute something's not right here.
Back to other games.
>>571310826So long, gay bowser!
>>571311162I hear it in my head in an instant.
>link says "happy pride!! HYAH!"A-downdownAArightA
>>571309086have you tried playing with your eyes open?
>>571309086Have you ever uploaded any replays?
>>571309086Don't post gameplay they will block you for using reefslider
So. How do you deal with how terrible the jet paints
>>571316531I just live with the pain
>>571316531It's not for painting
>>571316531stop using jet
I'm gonna play big big run desu desu desu
>>571289226No he didn't, he just said Clam Blitz sucks, he didn't shit talk Tower Control and he hasn't played Rainmaker or Splat Zones.
why do any of you even care or know anything about some random garbage streamer
Because that random garbage normalfag streamer could've been a ticket to making Splatoon a bit more mainstream in the west.
>>571318548
>>571318548log off
Bwos... I'm worried xqc is gonna poison our wholesome reddit upboat Keanu reeves fluffy doggo community :(
Splatoon would be more mainstream if it was made a solo launch title, so anyone that gets a hypothetical Switch 3 would have to play it in order for the console to not be a decorative brick.That's the reason why Breath of the Wild sold so well, at launch, it was the only real game for the Switch, maybe even Metroid would perform well if it took the same approach.
Can any of you guys help a poor Squigger out to get gold? The farthest I got was 132
>>571319932Post your name and ceph, then we will consider.
>>571320030Its Yuri with me at Eggsecutive vp 100
>>571319932I'm extremely washed and rusty but I'm trying my best
2/4 smammin
>>571320234Your best is all I want bro
>>571320354We might be all there is bro
>>571320546Damn......
>>571320354still got room?
>>571321980Yeah it's 3/4 now
Can they buff my weapon, it hasn't been buffed in months maybe years since anything substantial meanwhile everything else power creeped me
fuck yea 151 i love you guys
>>571322168what do you play
>>571322419Goo tube
>buff buff buffIt all started because of a overtuned few weapons now everything is overtuned
>>571322607KEKKKK KEKKITY KEKKITY KEK KEKEKK KEK KEKEKKEK
GG guys ill end my session there. Thanks to those that joined and helped me get the gold
I remade the room if anyone wants to keep going until one triumverate. my chungus meter is full
>>571323186I'll jump in a bit after
>>571323186I was just about to ask if there were interest in a new room for this rotation, I'll boot up the game soon.
Looks like no one from the room rejoined so I just closed it. I need to eat anyway. gg slom
>>571320354>>571320546I'll be fishing later, I hope. I'm in a middle of an awful time crunch right now.
GGs PB & Big Run crew. I'm game to hunt a Tri, my meter is half-full, I'll be on standby in the meantime.
>>571322751but that would mean nothing is overtuned?
>>571315145i havent played solo in a couple days so i dont remember any specific matches to look intoi do keep an inksight profile https://inksight.live/?profile=xyctygc55iqtbprz, the sz games from the 17th are when i last played solo igi think i just need to be more aware of what fights are happening where, to then decide what to do with them, i feel like i run around at random a lot and it makes me often get caught offguard or be away from the action ig
>>571324306>triple blaster wave>game gives us a bunch of snipers and fist sticks to bully>2slosher 2splatana wave>grillers spawngood fishing
Alright, I'm not gonna be able to play tomorrow so who wants to do a tri or whatever?
>>571326205Im down, my bar is charged up already
They call it the worst rotation of all time.
>>571327286Kewl, opening up.
>>571327286That's a squid maid
2/4, (You), etc.
>>571327303that's not flounder and lemuria
These veemos are getting on my nerves.
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?maybe some big run
>>571333163Foes the offer still stand? I'm hopping on
>>571334280open is 2/4, ill open after this game
GGs! I hate freelancers so much it's unreal.
open 3/4
open 4/4
Playing open with ink is just a humiliation ritual for me. Especially when it's the crazy neet top tier players hosting
>>571336423Why
it's a learning experience
>>571336423I have a job though? It's called being woomy
>>571338752Das right, rock on woomer. I love you
GGs openers.
GGs L and F2/4 if anyone else wants to play.
GGs to l and f
who fishn?
>>571339336up to my host here, I'm down for anything to distract my sprained back
>>571339581kino
>>571339564ill do some fishing
>>571339886Eggs for the Bear god. Scales for the scale throne!
>>571339336room up
>>571339336Sure why not.
big urn 3/4
>room 3/4>player recruitment ended
>>571340154We'll open after this wave.
>>571340154
we're in
btw if you see a room that wasnt announced here that means its full discordfags
The difference freelancers make, man.
how did we survive that and do welllmao
there goes kold shittalking about /ink/ again what happened did he get whooped hard in the pb by snakehands again kek
>>571341620We're just goated like that.
>>571341626both these players are shit
Why does /v/ hate /ink/?
>>571342120the TO for our general refused to remove two blatant cheaters from our team.
>>571342120raped them too hard in pvp, the ballin thing was an excuse to dip
>>571342120stomped them in all /vg/ vs /v/ tourneys
who salmn(big run)
>>571342287there wasn't enough proof at the time and there still isn't.
>>571342120It’s funny really. I have mentioned /ink/ casually before and they go fucking rabid, same if you post a vtuber reaction image
>>571342629Im down to join. I wanna beat the tri at least once before it ends
>>571342773open
>>571342629SR3/4
holy fucking niggershit how many drizzlers were upnonstop inkstorms on me the whole time
bad roll on that on woomies
GGs big runners
>>571343682GGs!
b's room 3/4. please knock if ya wanna join
>>571343682ggs sh thanks for hosting
i think i'll call it for a little. I havent eaten
GGs slommers.
fun fishin
Forgot to say, GGs B and J. Thanks for joining me for me. Sorry it's a little late.
>>571345381lol bj
>>571345381did you just say bj?
deep cut comic begins in just a few days
>>571345381>BJ
>>571341620>Three boss killer weapons and one really busy ceph on crowd control
who else got 140 eggs while listening to kpop
>>571345443>>571345579>>571345731…..Grow up.
sr2/4
>>571345863but I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid I'm a squid I'm a kid
>>571336991Because usually when its one of the people who got top 20 or whatever in X queue advertising an open room they don't disclose that so it's me and 3 eldrich gamers against 4 people who are way above my MMR and it's not fun for me
>>571345964nobody in this general is even top 500 in X
>>571346021good joke
>>571345915Knock.
>>571346021I'm talking about when I used to play Open with /ink/ like 2 years ago
>>571346091geddin
the good players already left
>>571346561You sound upset
>>571346561I'm still here anon.
>>571347425you should leave before it's too late
Wahoo is a bad br map.
GGs tri. I always have a hard time finding boros when the round first starts.
>>571348861GGS F. Rest well
>>571345863No.
>>571348861>>571348945ggs salmon and everyone who joinedvery fun i miss the salmon!!
>>571349584GGs BB, welcome back to fishin
>>571346021We used to (and even some genuine top 10s I think) and I felt exactly like that other anon when playing with them and I saw them shit talk me in discord on more then one occasion because they didn't realize I was in the server (or just didn't care).But that's long in the past, tryhards and other cliques buggered off to discord for good, and I'm enjoying how comfy and chill it is with maybe 10-15 of us playing regularly and having fun together regardless of skill level.
>>571347668But /ink/ is what makes me keep playing this shit. Well, that and my woomy. I love my woomy, she's a good woomy.
I need to dare to start joining opens instead of worrying I drag everyone down
>>571350495You don't have anything to lose except your ego.
>>571342120Nono did things and it got blamed on us
>>571342287Oh yeah, that was stupid of him.
>>571350495If they can (mostly) put up with my dogshit brella and ouch spam they'll put up with anything
>finally get a good group>”Multiplayer maps have been updated!”
>>571350495I hope S4 just makes groups bigger. Teams of 4 are just too tense. It’s like when WoW raids went from 40 to like 8. 40 was a fucking party.
>>571353426teams of 40 woomies....
Tri anyone?
>>571354704Checking in if you still up for it.
>>571357904Opening.
SR 2/4
>>571357985>>571354704room for one more?
>>571357985apologies for the wait. My back was not cooperating
Anytime someone sarcastically booyahs, I throw the game.
>>571358214>>571358221w2
>>571358223Interesting. Anytime someone throws the game, I sarcastically booyah.
>>571358221>>571358214Opening.
>>571358214>>571358343opening
>>571358654thanks
Dude, Tri is fucking pain and I've only ever successfully killed four of the goddamn things-
>>571358784Did you get in? We're opening.
>>571359245(Yes)
>>5713534264 cephs can take down the Triumvirate with an army backing them up, during high tide, at HLM.Multiply that by ten times and that's what you're asking for.
Oops...
roller go wroom
idk how a sprained back leads to not being able to salmon well
I swear wahoo is made to be unfriendly during br
I haven’t been aroused by any art posted in /ink/ lately. I feel empty
GGs fisherwooms! These eggs will feed me for the next hour
GGs sams. Great tri kill.
>>571361334>>571361349GGs, most excellent ternate piscatory regicide
i think splatoon SUCKS
>>571364983Would this work in real life?
>>571365763You don't want to get sucked into a turbine.
Splatoon 4... Soon...
anyone wanna play some open or big run?>>571375385I'll still be playing
>>571288952I did make a twitter for my ceph art specifically, but it's 100% yebby, don't know if you'd like that.Here's a woomy for you though
deep cut's misadventures begin in just under 48 hours.
>the most active /ink/ has been in years>playing big nig run instead of the actual gamethis is why Raiders doesn't have PvP
>>571381860now dassa good woomylong cut flops is powerful
>>571374801Every time an artist draws one of the idols with oversized tits, Nogami adds something from Side Order into Raiders
>>571388475cry about it.
>>571388514I'm not gonna cry about not being into deviantart-esque trash, I actually feel pretty good about it
>>571388658you sound upset.
>>571388475Big booty Mechanic.
>>571388475you'd think that by this point they'd just scrap raiders and its lame aesthetic entirely and just remake side order but standalone and actually good this time then
bait or mental retardation call it
>>571389467>splatoon should stick to the same aesthetics forever and never try anything newWhat a retarded post.
>>571389635bait, Raiders already shown more SOVL in it's weapon designs alone than the entirety of side order
There's nothing wrong with huge tits.
would anyone like to play some big run
>>571391651Yeah
>>571391774room open
>>571391642>t. pearl
>>571391642Ive never felt huge tits.
I will never feel love but it's ok I have wommy
Sure would be nice to play somewhere else.
>>571394154grizz said there were extra salmon here
br 2/4 if anyone wants to join
Damn steel eel pushed me way into that corner.
>>571390242what are you talking about, side order has the biggest aesthetic departure from any other piece of splat mediaand while it shouldn't stick to the same aesthetic, the chaos direction was 100% a mistake
>>571395278man. i was sucking salmon water on that round
sorry g, i had a dc
>>571396647You good?
>>571396694internet shat the bed but for some reason only the switch was effected
>>571396694ill create a room in 10 if you feel like playing some more
>>571396941Yeah, one more tri.
br 2/4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjypgWMj_gIbeen relistening to prodigy, found a song that would fit well in splat if you bubble up the lyrics
Is this nonoctoro person the /ink/ lolcow I've been hearing about? I matched with the guy just now.
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>571395545splatoon is chaotic by nature, it makes sense to explore that more
>>571398664Gotta be mindful of the side & where his red spot surfaces
>>571398032ill run big
>>571398032room for one more if you're still fishing?
>>571399027opening sooon
br 4/4 will play more
>>571399119xqc...
>high tide tricringe
got room in br for one
I gotta bounce, ggs.
>>571400040ggs g
My woomy is too busy working her real day job to work part time for Li'l Judd.
>>571400040GGs
>>571400630your woomy wasn't good enough for a full time position
Is there any way to do a network test without the game? I tried it way back (think it was a demo before the game launched) but wasn't able to get into a game. I have a switch 2 now so hopefully using a lan cable to the dock means it will be more stable.
>>571401039Translation: If we give you a full time position we also have to give you benefits and we don't want to give benefits.
>>571401409Ethernet doesn't really make any noticeable difference, especially when you're at the mercy of the other players still using wifi
kino
Oops! All flyfish!
>>571399119better dead than baguette
damn, that lid was really blocking your shit
oops all steel eels
>>571404274TAKE HER SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY LID
>>571404695Let me in on some of that, I need the golden badge
GGs J
I wonder if the song used in Nintendo Today’s trailer for the Raiders comic is from the game. Interesting style
Why were those boxes so fast hoply
>>571405251maybe? i don't really see where that would fit in game though.
>>571405251Can you post it?
br 3/4 if anyone wants to join later
>>5714051963/4
How does one get in?
sorry about that. crab didnt hold
hit 9s but havent had a hlm lmao
>>571405778https://nintendo.today/s/aVuYTsDRYou’ll need the app to view it, unless you can find it on youtube or something
GGs tri. We were so close on the last one.
GGs fisherwooms, that was fun. Gonna try for some hlm
Killing fish to the beat of MMX soundtracks is so fun.
137 is good enough for me
237 I can do better
>freelancer team of only veemos>all of them die on repeatlike pottery
when you criticize veemos your insult bounces off your rando teammates who aren't even here and sticks to your fellow /ink/ers who play as an octoling
I'm sure I got gold, but didn't pay attention to my score. I just did some tris as an excuse to play with /ink/.
>>571412557gold is 135
And thus. I rest. I'll keep praying with you guys later, if I can. Pinch nerved in my back is kicking my bass
>>571412674Yeah you can do that freelancers. CBA turning my Switch on but I'm sure we did well past that.
>>571411031Megaman X?
>>571413238Yeah!
anyone fishing?
>>571411031Will the raiders direct give us a new dancing woomy gif
>>571413470Very nice, what's your favorite?
>>571381860I wanna see even if its mostly yebs
>>571413747MMX4 has my favorite tracks but I have mad nostalgia for that game, X1 too. Every game, even the bad ones, have some good music.
>>571413590Lemme come back. Forgive my slowness
>>571414094X1 is probably my favorite with X3 being close behind, though I like X3 a lot more than most people seem to so I might be a little biased there
>>571413590open when you are ready
>>571381860HAND THE YEBBS NOW
>>571413590full?
>>571415072Just waiting on him to open a room but if he is gone then I'll just do it
>>571414536Have you tried Command Mission? It's an interesting spin-off with some really good music tracks too. Kind of a basic turn based RPG but for an X fan it's fun anyway and some of the characters have really cool designs.
Is there a fish room that isn't full?
>>571415286yeah mine, 1/4
br 3/4
>>571414394>>571414646>>571415072sorry sorryi posted and got distracted, but I can join if there is a room available
>>571415680all good will open in a bit
>>571415680the egg buffet is open
br 4/4
There is no excuse for off model fanart.
>>571416582Cry about it
>>571416582There's nothing to excuse. It deserves to exist by its own merit.
>>571416582just say you're gay. no need to make a massive fuss about it.
>>571417054if i see another fat marie on my timeline I will eat a splatlandian tako
>>571416582There is also no need for an excuse.>>571417054Said it perfectly tbqh
>>571416582I won't apologize for liking large breasts.
>>571416582it's not offmodel if my veemo is canonically busty
>>571416582wouldnt that be the perfect "excuse"? its just fanart so artists can draw whatever they want with any art style
>>571414094>Every game, even the bad ones, have some good music.TRVEI am a certified X4-7 hater but even I must admit they have some bops. The opening theme for X5 fucks.>>571414536Based X3 appreciator.>>571415240Based Command Mission appreciator. Game has some serious flaws but it's a good time and a rare look at what X's world looks like when it isn't exploding.
sweaty woomy buttholes
peroperopero
>>571418604idk man, yiik soundtracks is dogfish
>>571418604Command Mission probably has my favorite X design too, he looks fuckin cool in that game. And I appreciate an X story where the big bad isn't Sigma reincarnated for the 100th time.I played Command Mission before I ever played 7 so my opinion of Axl is better than for most others too who had to first be introduced to him with that shitass game.
>>571414867https://x.com/menheraiika
>>571419497We're talking about Megaman X games, anon.
>>571419203unironically the one thing i'm most looking forward to when I meet my fiance is to eat her asshole. i've watched so much anal porn i'm obsessed with buttholes, like i just wanna tongue an anus and taste it
I don't think I've gotten a single gold scale this entire BR.
WoomyBiskitWoomy in a biskit
gggggssssssssss brthat was a close but fun tri
ggs br
GGs fisherwooms, great tri, I'm gonna eat a snack, overtime made me skip lunch. I'll be back
GGs tri.
Ggs tri
>>571419559It took me a while to warm up to the laser scarf but I finally did have to admit as busy as the design is, it's pretty fucking sick. Best Ultimate X armor too. Still don't like Axl though
>>571420441Not liking Axl is understandable, he just feels like a weird third wheel in the X and Zero dynamic and isn't the most interesting character. If I played X7 before CM I'd probably hate him more.
>>571405096my wife
I'm at 700. Can I still get to 999?
>>571419718Thank you and I love yoh
>>571422409Go for it and don't stop
>>571420003can confirm it will be everything you’ll hope it will be. be prepared for it to taste like a battery
sweaty veemo facesitting
My mechanic is gonna be a fishfucker.
>>571421485Woomega
anyone wanna big run, probably will only do 1 tri
>>571423847Open up.
>>571423847Finished eating. Coming back
br 4/4huehueheuheuheuh
ok ill do another one since that was fast
That was my first HLM.
>>571424357I will impregnate her
>>571425662congrats! show us the badge
>>571422050I love having sex with your wife
>>571426090There's a gold version of this right?
>>571427503No.
>>571427503nooope
woops pressed no on accident
I'll never get the HLM badge (can't be assed to grind for long enough).
>>571407902https://x.com/breadbug22/status/2068753517511123109someone uploaded a recording of the teaser video if anyone wants to webm it
>>571428379NINTENDO LITIGATE THIS MAN
>>571428303i can try to help
>>571429147Working all day today, but appreciate the gesture nonetheless.
GGs runners
>>571429675GGs sh and mystery woomy
2/4>>571429675GGs
ggs BIG fishers
>>571429820Knock
>>571429962W2>>571429836GGs
>>571429820I'll tag along if there's space
>>571429962>>571430181Opening.
to the runner's, I recommend listening to the touch from transformers
>>571430531Link
>>571430768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDAoJIJ2ljUI'm moving different
>>571427503>HLM on a gold rotationYou didn't earn it.
>>571431618calm down fishbuddy
>>571428379
>>571431618Here’s a (You) for ya since you earned it.
Let's keep going until a tri.
>>571433784Word
>>571433784Roger
9 days (216 hours)
>>571433784Joe sized 10 4
These tri is rare for some reason.
anyone want to tri farm?
GGs runners, another tri down
GGs big room. We beat the tri.
GGs F, G, and R. Great tris and great gold! Gonna rest but hit me up for anything
Sweet bonuses. GGs
>>571435756Hi, sure!
>>571435756oh shit, I didn't see ya, sure
>>571436605>>571436656sure, give me 5 and i can open
open the room now.
>>571436863LAUNCH THE WOOMY NOW
>>571436605>>571436656open i guess we should wait until we are 4 to start throwing
>>571437220Nah, I say we go on until a fourth one asks to join.
B GT should we fish until we find a 4th?>>571437465guess this answer my question
>>571437465Woomygdala Woomygdala, have mercy on the poor ceph that joins us
New>>571437614>>571437614>>571437614
threads dead i can admit to liking woomy pee and no one will see it hahahah
