Previous: >>571183365>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>571219164sexoooooooooooo
Making chicken parm but using chicken nuggets instead of a cutlet
SEX
>>571219164SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
nekomusume
I don't want to be your friend either, you don't make good posts.
Tachyon LOVE
Next cm will be better...
>>571219270niceu
I wish that someday I'll be like you. And that maybe I could give light to someone else in need.
>>571219270After broiling the Mozz and adding parm
>>571219320>>571219362>>571217941>>571218029sex
>>571219541buex
>>571219373What? I make great posts. You would be lucky to be my friend
>>571219541Sex with YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
I see its German hours already
>>571219506Uplift those who uplift you, and all things will become clear
>>571219671
>>571219618
>>571219747>>571219164>>571219320my paizuri slave
oh we were recycling if you didn't notice, come come!>>571185538>>571185538>>571185538
>>571219671Tomorrow will be German days after our domination
>>571219506Real fans know.
do i need gourmand w/ these stats? Also can red shift be good for xog? 5ish choices; shadow, baracole, gourmand, red shift, right double, pace straight double (sp for 2 of the first four)
>>571219747
When is the next free pull event? My gambling addiction is coming back
Make sure you do a fan run for your Danchou
>>571220110rape is everyone trainee's speciality
>>571220103With those stats nah. Redshift won't do that much this cm. barcarole is very good this cm and straight is good
Make sure you use the right thread
>>571220135in about a month
>>571220151I run for the danchou that runs for me
>>571220234Nakadashi Chrono Genesis
>>571220151>>571220234I won't do either of theseI will spend the day cuddling and having sex with Chrono instead
Making my trainee worry by coming home later after going out drinking with Light Hello!
>>571219929
>>571220334Falco center position was not for free
I would never fuck the shit out of Light Hello while my umadol trainee is practicing her routine all alone
>>571220638>fuck Light Hello all night>somehow this improves my trainee mood
>>571219638You wish lol
where is the oguri cryer .......
paizuri please?
>>571220634Do you love Loves?
>>571220209oops.. forgot to undo gourmand. Ah, well, thanks - finally a decent ace after having a bunch of cursed runs (tried 0lb pasa+borrow nn instead of borrow pasa and went so much better even tho final 4 traingings were ass)
>>571220634>Sex only you
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
uma version when
>>571219986Me on the left here btw
>>571220796There is another
>>571220763Yeah that's good enough. You'll almost never need gourmand unless it's the longest long track. xoguri is foolproof so you'll make a finals with that
>>571220723they like to watch
Pig here, Windy!*oinks*
I only want summer goldship because she's hot, I dont care about the meta
>>571221028>Tazuna>Big tits>No big assLame
>>571220387My beautiful German wife.
>>571221142Based
>>571221142consider the following
How many runs do I have to do before Gold Ship rewards me with a nursing blowjob?
>>571221142im just praying i get one on the way to spark. Im still traumatized from getting neither spe or maru
just came back from work, why are there 2 breads
>>571220754Saying yes would make me a poser since I've yet to play her career myself. But her character story definitely made me feel warm and fuzzy inside, she's adorable.
>>571221563Me and the badie I pulled by being silly
AIR SHAKIR WON!
>>571221802Tupac Shakira!?
>>5712217032019 ohimbas are scary
>>571221802the ugly awardLEMAO
>>571221945Nice one Meisho Doto
>>571222000I do this
>>571222000trainer's privilege
>>571222026proof?
>>571222000Is this first-rate? I thought first-rate was just missionary under the covers with the lights off.
>>571222026Me next?
>>571222149your erp partner isn't here bud
>>571221926Marche will be the most dangerous one
>>571222026Me second?
>>571222000>trips>porngoddamn i'm already hard from playing this korean slop game, might have to stroke my dick until i cum now
Stego cute.
>>571222149Your gross flabby man tits can't do this
>>571222343Thighs...
>>571222343me in front
>ban evading tranny is still ban evading and still being a mentally ill tranny
>>571222343me in the back
>>571222487>>571222423Me watching
>>571222361Aren't people on dating apps only looking for meaningless, quick hookups? Trainer would never
>>571222487
Do (You) still like the game bwo? Be honest.
>>571222583Trainer probably gets real pent up so maybe
I love how it's Stego Clan ft Mcqueen from Uma may Cry. I wonder how long this was in its planning stage that it doesn't have Marche, but it's still funny.
>>571222361I don't get it
Remember to eat your orange for good luck
kingu love
>>571222605dangerous uma...
>>571222625I like the ikusei stories and that's it
>>571222882I feel like going down on your uma before a race would probably not help with the race.
Yet another day of me asking myself if I should starting botting or not
>>571222974If Shiraoki-sama says it brings good luck, it brings good luck
Just get hachimi
Is Baracole of Blessings good late race for Ends this CM?
>>571223090how will that improve my parent results???
>>571223148Faster runs
>>571222625I do, I would like it more if they gave Duramente an alt already though. At this rate Orfe is gonna get one before her.
>>571223117Unless you're ayabe no
>>571223208anything else besides "muh time"? nothing? got it cheater
>>571222625I play for the girls mainly so yeah
>>571223303What makes Ayabe special?
>>571222882I make sure to eat out my orange after every race, win or lose.
>>571223332Have fun with 30fps I guess
>>571223291sex
>>571223427Shower your uma first mr.nasty
>>571223414She benefits from her ult being good in dead last so she'll rocket to the front and then activate it. Ends in general are pretty bad this cm
>>571223427>7 Clearly you have been blessed
>>571222625Yeah. Once I realized my problem with getting decent Umas is because I'm not good at knowing what to click and when to click it (besides the obvious stuff like a +40 double rainbow training) and not my deck, I've become a lot more relaxed
Trying to catch newcuties and those still without a clubExcelUma (15/30!!!) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
>>571223534I like the flavor.
>>571223427>7I see...
>>571223556Addendum I guess xoguri would be good too but at that point just run her pace instead
>>571223556But I wanted to use Sweepy...Why is Sweepy bad in the Takarazuka Kinen...SHE WON THE RACE!!!!
>>571219986Attention whore
heh.
>>571223801Because cygames gave up around this point in the game
>>571223712>shiraoki keeps showing you visions of your trainer piping youshiraoki works in mysterious ways
I seriously cannot wait for Day 2 of the live. I don't care if I have work, I'm going to wake up early and inject that Satsumin performance directly into my veins.
Umama status?
>>571224119Sex
>>571224119Rape
>>571223712Average Fukukitaru subplot
>>571223918I guess I'll wait until CM18 to use her...;(
>>571224119Kill
>>571224241Im sure trainer is used to it by now
>>571224119Would forgive her if she posted tits.
>>571224119 Handholding
>>571224242I mean it's not impossible, just get no stopping me and strong stats. The crux is that spurt is bad and red shift is bad so you have to rely on pump and mpb
>>571224353Never ever
How do I tell my orange that I love her and want to be with her?
>>571224298Even her classmates are used to it by now, even if she goes about it the wrong way
Why did they remove the "report for ban evasion" option
>>571224386>>571224478Big head...
>>571224481Is V here?
>>571224481Because in the hack it revealed mods had no idea how to stop ban evaders so they just allow it now. If you hadn't noticed pressing the button barely does anything anymore so this general is doomed
>>571224481Stop with the schizophrenia
Errrrr I think if we stopped namefagging and being parasocial that would be great
>>571224584No, the staygold tranny got banned earlier and he immediately ban evaded and they've done nothing about it
I only like the stegofag because it pisses off the other namefags. It's like those levels in halo where there were flood and covenant fighting eachother
I can't even love this game anymore and you're telling me to like avatarfags in this dogshit general? Fuck off
>>571224631Tell that to the simp who makes CM rooms to appease to Umama
>>571224771Only V is mad at him
>>571224857nice try Stegotranny
>>571224775pot calling kettle black
I just want everyone to be friends...
>>571224119On a date with V
Oh no...
I understand why so many of our guys spend time in /v/ma.
This is another reminder that this Sunday is Father's Day (in some places).
>>571225040Go back
>>571225037Warmly waiting for it to go on sale.
>>571225040The only people that hate on /v/ma are namefags. Not even exaggerating
>>571225040Certainly they have less schizos and it's better to spend the last MANT month there, but they aren't as knowledgeable as /uma/ so talking about the game is kinda meh
/v/ma's best is A clubs utmost... they're comfy shitters alright...
>>571225259Stop ban evading nigger
>>571225335do you not realise how much of a non issue it would be if you just stopped bugging out all the time you spaz?
>>571225259I wish boys (female) were real.
I never ban evaded, I have a static IP so I literally cannot. That was the second time my post was deleted without so much as a warning so I probably just put too many "really"s. But whatever I'm going to bed anyway.
>>571219164>>571219320Eishin Flash should've had even bigger tits befitting her caucasian heritage
>>571225413Stop defending an attention whoring ban evading avatarfag
>>571225585How big are we talking ewe
>>571225606im notim calling you an autistic spaz
get a job seatard, you need one
Light Hello? Tachyon? I don't care about that. I need a banner worth sparking on so I can roll for Natie and justify using my tickets from first anni.
>>571225606Uh oh V melty
>>571225774What natie>>571225774
Is this V in the room with us right now?
>>571225193I use both threads, I find that american hours are way better there and euro hours are way better here. The true meta of uma discussion in 4chan is knowing when the schizos and shitters go to bed.
>>571224241>sharteen reddit memesholy shit get back lmao
>>571225891Bruh, that's a surface level normie meme now. Not sharty stuff
>>571226151>normiefuck off my thread, normalfag
>>571225880Personally I just yell at people here to talk about the game and refuse to find other mediums to discuss the game
the other thread has had 100% gameplay discussion btw
ginger uma love
I fucking hate every single one of you
>>571226312Yeah that erp is really an essential part of this upcoming cm
>>571226312other thread is dead bwo
>>571225685The only autistic spaz is the retard spamming this thread with his irrelevant ugly whore day in and out instead of going to the thread where that ugly thing belongs
>>571226398you quite literally are the only one spazzing out my dude
I think all avatarfags and avatarfagschizos should kill themselves.
>>571226398This but NTR
>>571226312Im not going to the other thread.
>>571225040I'm too lazy to search the other thread so i'm fine here
My weigh is increasing but I can see that my muscles are getting thin. What the fuck is this phenomenon /uma/
>>571226567here >>571185538 :)
>>571226593you are getting fat?
>>571226640go to bed umama
>>571226641Yes
umama and V won
>>571226358ssssssssssseeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>571226779Trvthnuke...
I really really really hate chiyofag
Narita Top Road
>>571226874many are saying this
I like office girl umas and I hate all of you.
>>571227074Sex with Light Hello
>wins
How much do y'all bet that the people constantly whining about xyz anon are just said anon trying to draw attention to themselves?
>>571227074Im more of a Sugar Lights kinda guy
>>571227065
>>571226703I need Akai Ito in uma to complete Hideaki Miyuki team
>>571227204Congrats on figuring out the puzzle
>>571227287Nice try name dropper
Does Cheer King work in cm16?
>>571227315Nice try umama
>>571227435Thanks
>>571227429No
It is friday night and I want to tease Smart Falcon
>>571227204I'm the V, the Teiofag, Umama, the Chiyono O fag, the Staygoldfag, and the finemotion fag all at the same time though
>>571227429Idk
Oguri plap
>>571227074>>571227193sex sex sex
Alright fine, I admit it. I am the schizo
>>571227607that's me
Any reason why I shouldn't?
>>571227689No she's pretty strong overallAnd sexyI want to fuck her
>>571227813>I want to fuck heryou can fuck me?
>>571227689Do it
All this thread's problems would be solved if JP posters would fuck off to /umajp/
Killl all nonny posters
>>571226593join the group of us that exercises while playing uma on mobile. great for your health if you just walk while playing, a treadmill or just walking around your house even.
>>571227846Well yea, you've got at least good 4 holes.
>>571227689the reason why would be that if you pull her normally later you basically lost out on most of those shards. but that requires actually pulling her, and the pool of pullable units only grows over time, so it's a pretty low chance. you might as well go for it.
>>571227608there is no sex here. only suffering.
>>571227894if only there was someone to fix this...
>>571227637Can I have a date
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>571228139I wouldn't mind hanging out for a day
>>571228230Kiss then?
>>571228243too fat
I was told Dober hated men, but her character story and career seemed fine to me. What gives?
>>571228379A single tranny here pushes the idea that she hates men so that they can self-indentify with them
>>571228328we can see where the day leads us
gib cafe bob and bagine
>>571228486Why only a day?
Dober loves cock
>>571228557trvke
>>571228535you only plan one date at a time nonny...
>>571228481The sex would be so much better if she actually hated men
>>571228071>more sharteen schizophrenialmaoooo
>>571228225Sometimes I fantasize about it.
>>571228379insecure manchildren think any uma that doesn't immediately throw herself at their feet is a bitch
STOP CALLING ME NONNY.
>>571227894not all, just most, but that would be enough
Air Sharkute
this thread is ASS
>i'm going to fix my sleep schedule>actually i'm going to ruin the general more
be less gay you queers
>>571228687Who's your fav?
ugh...
>>571228860no one said this.
>>571228834Some are saying this
>>571228901right you are nobody
>>571219451Unironically yeah it's pure pace slop
>>571228379that idea comes from this line. I don't really see it given that her dialogue just makes her seem insecure and uncomfortable with people in general, but I GUESS you could interpret it that way, if you really wanted to. hating the opposite gender isn't exactly very rare either.
>>571228860i personally say this and then regret it when i wake up at noon again
>>571228880Probably King Halo, but sometimes my mood changes and it'll be Digitan or Dream Journey for the day.Unless you're asking about my Fav anod not my favorite Uma, in which case it's this.
>>571228873Big ass ears.
post something cute
>the ears are erogenous zones just like a mans pe
>>571228801>>571228834ssssssssssex
>>571228979yet you keep thinking about me... <3
>>571229165
>>571228862Stop posting gold kkklan garbage
>>571229195Anything can be an erogenous zone if your wiring is fucked up.My neck is an erogenous zone for some reason.
>>571227230legs
>>571229593Lying is bad, Maya-chan.
Big fan of the pocket.
it's disgusting how much gold kkklan favoritism there isthey get a whole week dedicated to them and then still get merch after while other girls can't even get a fucking keychain
>>571229593Maya wtf?
>>571229632
>>571229702django bucket
nigger
dead thread dead game dead community
>>571229907
>>571230149sauce me up on that twitter account
>>571230149it's funny to see retards post this in one of the most active threads on the board
>>571230149shut up and post Rice
Aiiiieeeeeeeeee
bue~
>>571229225Cant tell if its sweat or one of trainers pubes on her cheek...
>>571230231b-but no one actually plays the game!!!
>>571230343both
>>571230309SAVE ME SSPECHUD
>>571229785golshi seems very erotic in this video
>>571230149some of that guy's ai manips are okay but some are complete dogshit
>>571230309Why are JP mares so fucking scary?
>>571230225Who is this?
>>571230429golshi is always erotic
>>571230451because men are herbivores and need to get milked by superior uma females
>>571230546I forgot
>>571230309
>>571230603Being a herbivore doesn't mean I deserve to be assaulted.I have rights even if I'm a bitch.
>>571230602As i said one of the best parts of Shakur is worming your way past her defenses
>>571227689if it makes you feel better, 3>4>5 doesn't mean much
but all horses are herbivores...
Evil...
Post the video of the horse eating chimkin
>>571230813wrong
Finally got my first Ug.... The saddest part that it was absolute luckfest and it will never ever happen again. Shops were throwing scrolls at me like i'm opening an ancient library.Also don't think that decks or race bonus make a lot difference now. Trackblazer is a steaming pile of RNG dogshit.
>>571230924retard
>>571230902THE DOTO BITE OF 87
>>571227689if you actually want to use her then it's not worth depriving yourself, but if you don't want to use her yet then there's no benefit to using the shards now
>>571228379there are people, or decent chance esls, who seem to base their entire identity around being a self-insert character, such irony. But they've been saying Gold City is a bitch too ever since release, even though while she can run hotter than most umas (an aspect i wouldve liked played even harder) - shes very sweet to the many umas who adore her. And really, someone in her position SHOULD be suspicious of some guy/girl following them around, accident or not.
>>571230902yummy
>>571230924Fuck MANT.
>>571230964Rude trainer! Elaborate please.
>>571230031Truly the argie uma
>>571230226CondorPasa1488
>>571228862why else would you play this game?
>>571230924Good work trainer-san>Also don't think that decks or race bonus make a lot difference now.Does that mean you were running like 2 MLB'd SSRs and a bunch of SRs with 45% RB when you got it
>>571230602Cute boy
>>571231008Sorry anon, got distracted by Gold City because she's cute! Cute! Cute!
>>571230309I'll never lose to a cute uma with tiny, soft, gentle hands... ah
>>571229629>havent intentionally pulled for any of the gyaru squad>only missing helioshm
>>571231235MLB Kita, MLB Power Marvelous Sunday, MLB SR Nishino Flower, 2LB Fine Motion, MLB SSR wit Dober, and borrowed MLB Matikanefukikitaru speed.
>>571231168seeing dark magician and blue eyes next to each other is nostalgia bombing me fuuuuuuuuuck...
>>571229632>>571229907my cute imouto
I vent the rage this game makes me feel by buying stuff made of horse leather.
I think if Tannhauser, or really any Uma, went up to me and said I looked nice today, I would lose.
>>571219164I coomed to this Light Hello doujinAre you guys ready for her next month?
>>571231493oh
>>571231525Don't be so desperate anon.Maybe you just looked nice today and they're being honest.Have some god damn dignity bro.
>>571231641Absolutely fucking not. What has dignity gotten me?
>>571231008she's the best
>>571231750Clearly you weren't dignified enough to find out worm
>>571231868You're right. That's why I'm going back to imagining an Uma respecting me.
>>571230924sorry I just get frustrated when I see mant hateyou are right in a sense, anything past 50 and there's not a major difference unless you're front runningyou know what's a real shit rng scenariounity..
>>571231750Dignity is what separates us from animals anon. High trust behavior is what keeps society going on.Do you go and steal from people even if you can get away with it? Do you abuse people's good will? Do you never forgive people for their mistakes? Do you pee in the shower.Be better, anon.Dignity is important.
>get in the mood to goon>fall asleep instead >been happening on repeat that haven't gooned for a whileNever been so over for me
Im at touhoufest :)If anyone else is here this weekend I brought my uma plushies
>>571231417You can still enjoy the game as long as 20% of your deck is composed of hand traps. Don't you want to play with fan favorite cards such as Maxx "C" and Ash Blossom?
We goon to Kumiyabe's art here right?
TWO beers. THREE beers. many many beers huehuehuehuehuehuehue
>>571232186>>571232186Nice OC what game is she from
>>571230846this almost made me pull sweepy when i saw it. But i'd never use her and taiki/dober w/ macshi 2w away.
>>571231975It's okay, trainer. I mean, mant isn't necesarilly that bad, it's just too long, and can fuck you up in mere two turns. Good for parenting though
>>571232173I don't want to play modern yugioh
>>571232329This brat is gonna get it.
>>571232329https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6kRqnfsBEc
>>571232535Wise choice.
>>571232609me on the right
Girls look so cute in an oversized shirt.
>>571232748Cute Journey
>>571231559which one?
>>571232675show feet
Something is weird about this thread
>>571232859I thought Akikawa was an adult...
>>571230924>Finally got my first Ug....>The saddest part that it was absolute luckfest and it will never ever happen again.That's not true you can easily get it again>Also don't think that decks or race bonus make a lot difference nowNevermind you were right, you won't
>>571232919she's a granny
>>571232919what gave you that idea
https://x.com/sena1875/status/2058427164962562426>In the Uma Musume and Gakuen Idolmaster fandom, there are idiots coming out saying stuff like "THA FREAKING EXPOSURE!", "THA FREAKING PANDERING!'>Demanding consideration for women in something that's specifically for men is no different from the types who go to an Islamic country and demand accommodations for their preferences.Do Muslimpanese really?
>>571232779>hug>thigh squish>tail hug
>>571232675you don't have all of dat
>>571233037Her employment status.
>>571233096She's also humping trainer
>literal who xitter garbage
>>571233096Yeah, me
>>571232859I want to fuck the Director...
>>571233156
>>571232141The day I knew I was turning into an old fuck is when I was jerking off on the couch in the living room and feel asleep mid fap. My parents came home and woke me up with my dick in my hand…
>>571232859I want to be akikawas trainer...>>571232919No she is explicitly a child
>>571233174she's in heat please understand
>>571233156>>571233325What a sly vixen
>>571233346Why were you jerking off on the couch in the living room?
>>571232943What deck and race bonus can be considered the most optimal for reaching Ug in MANT with higher regularity?
>>571233346living alone has its perks
>>571233346This is a made up event.
>>571233156>>571233325luna WIFEluna WIFE SEXluna WIFE OYAKODONmaking sirius ANGRY
Im loyal to my umawife but Taiki has been growing on me ever since I pulled her alt...
>>571233637No one likes Fine Motion.
>>571233346I wouldn't even do this if I knew my parents weren't coming home. You're just retarded
>>571233692I like this image
>>571233731t.Shakur
>futa/yuri troon shows up and is angry as usuallooooooooooool
>>571233346Good thing I live alone
>>571233637I like Fine Motion.
>>571233676Why would any of that make Sirius angry?Do you take her for the jealous type?
Are you guys excited for CSM Assassin's Arc?
>>571233876can you post this image but make it on topic for once
>>571233876That thing is anything but boomer
>>571233809You'll die that way too
>>571233876>redditsaw mani'll pass
You're not old, you're like 35 or something. Your dick is still supposed to be functioning. You shouldn't already have the same lifestyle and chronic health problems as your dad.
>>571233692you will never have a real dick, foid
>>571233876i dont read or watch reddit materialfuck off
How do we make this thread worse?
I swear its gotta be programmed sometimes to put hint umas into solo training. Feels like that bullshit happens so often.
>>571233990Splendid
>>571234047>Hands around her waistThis mf ain't sleeping
Stallions should not wear bloomers
>>571233990forgot your dober image
>>571233876Bwo I'll only watch Mushoku Tensei this year
Just came back from the WC, what did I miss
I want to have sex with an umamusume.
>>571234014>Your dick is still supposed to be functioning1. It is, very well while at it.>and chronic health problems as your dad.2. My only chronic health problem is my left lower eyelid, as it continues to get fucked, even after operation>have the same lifestyle as your dad3. Last I checked I'm not sleeping underground, making my lifestyle VASTLY different to hisCheck. Mate. Atheist.
>>571234235gross
>>571234106I can post about my sexual fantasies if you'd like
>>571234187needs a bulge
>>571234279It's not gross... And why is she undressing?
You win more races if you have bigger speed, bigger stamina, bigger power, bigger guts and bigger wits.
>>571234106post fewer pregnant uma images
>>571234206>purposefully announcing how shit your taste is
next bread will be butter
>>571234347Thanks, Tazuna.*hug*
>>571234315Umamusume are not like 3D women, why would you think they were like 3D trannies?
>>571234386>>purposefully announcing you're a foid
>>571234392Don't make me eat croissants again... bought new salted butter not long ago as well, including croissants that are in the freezer
>>571234279sniff
>>571234327>flame and cafe in the same pic>getting with ugo pocketgayest pic in the thread
>>571234489Imagine being seduced by a girl half your ageHaha
>>571234558found the tranny that loves schizophrenics that see demons and ghosts>>571234581sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
When are the Teio buffs? She's kinda dookie
>>571234686
>>571219164>no anti-AI filters/watermarksACKpanese can't goon to that shit
>>571234581I want to have with a zoomer...?
>>571234640using tranny should be a bannable offense since you fucking retards misuse it constantly, learn some other insults you esl mudslime. Literally, do you even know what the word means?
>>571234686Never. Don't listen to anyone saying evolve skills will buff her because that's a lie
>>571234652wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife >>571234674wife wife wifewife wife wifewife wife wife
Puppy-chan...
>>571230813baby birds are a regular part of a horse's dietextra so if that horse happens to be halo
god wants us to suffer because god loves us and thinks we are cute and cute things are more lovable when they sufferhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/zVcIgRZDylo
>>571234926>#anime #funny #memes #horseeasiest filter ever
>>571230246ok
>>571234990>he clicked
Why didn't Symboli get a laugh? Because she was Sirius .
>>571230246No
Tomorrow will be worse
>>571234990you must watch the video
>>571235036>clickednta but lollmao even
>>571234879Have a translation
>>571234909
>>571235141All I can think of is Jennifer Lopez.
Lotschberg wins Tokyo 5th race
>>571235083I need to squeeze it
>>571235597Good night Uma
>>571235597Me
>>571235463Your hand will stink
zoomer with sex
>>571235083tomorrow will be special, yesterday was not
>>571235048I'm tracking your current location and I am going to violently rape you
sorry guysbut I find MATIKANETANNHAUSER aka MAMBO incredibly sexual and erotic
>>571235723ew nevermind then
>>571234926>>571235141I need to turn her into my paizuri slave
>>571236012My pov
Noriyan Moanin wins Hakodate 6th race
which uma, other than Gold City, would be willing to give (You) a rimjob
>>571235732my friend says that he wants to INSEMINATE this retard but he cannot because in game, she simps for Ruby Rosewhat to do
>>571236012me under the table
Dig here, pants!*unzips Windy*
i dont care for your made up "hur dur yuri" garbagei will fuck the zoomer and YOU will like it while you cry in bed
>>571234926>>571234990>>571235036>>571235141>>571236018she is insanely busty? prove it
>>571236094Prove it
If it kills XOguris, I'll take it.
you bitch
>>571236075Hishiama
>>571236398King reminding your ass who used to carry you the old times
>>571235597Cute!
>>571236075Someone please post that lewd Bouquet, you know the one
>>571236398your taxes belong to your king(u)you may pay in mood or energy
>>571236474why is she so incredibly popular
Today! in 4 hours!
>>571236075Grass Wonder and Dia
>>571236550Big boob otaku
>>571236550imagine if one of your bros who says shit like "if I got turned into a girl I'd let all the homies hit" was actually a girl, that's why
>>571233531>What deck and race bonus can be considered the most optimal for reaching Ug in MANT with higher regularity?If you're just going after the rating guts decks will probably be the simplest way. Fuku will probably help a lotI don't know the most optimal frankly, but running more races in general is going to be the main thing that gets you UG+ with regularity. So I'd assume more race bonus in general is going to help a lot, maybe 60? I'd love to see some examples of UGs with less then 50 race bonus thoughIf you really want some examples just look through the team trials top 100. Here's a Ug2 with 55 race bonus and 41/41 races, a good deck but nothing crazy. Higher ranks are running around 50 races usually
>>571236398Will there be a good King Gaylo SSR to bring this bullshit back
>>571236659i would fold in world record time
is semen good for your trainee?
>>571236608what's this
>>571236398Cool uma tip: you can avoid the kingu tax completely by running kingu
>>571236753Nyo
>>571236825The Concert?
went to watch machan's tracen ondo and there was a new wod+dai pakatube video in the recommendedsthank you machan you are my greatest ally
>>571236810real athletes fuck like rabbits so I guess it is
im never again buying a gold skill 10 turns into the run its like the game threw a tantrum because i got speed star really early
Tickezo gap moe is great
>>571236753There is a decent one for Lates that gives some strong Golds
I haven't even begun making umas for the next CMWhat do I do?Please not they took my shotgun away so I can't kill myself
>>571237453triple pace and pray
>>571237453Do you have xoguri?>yesRun her with 2 dominators>noRun 3 low-effort late surgers with Moving Past + Pump some Iron
post something ultra mega faggotry
>>571237453Make parents for the last few days and wait for Throne to drop?
>>571237546Respectfully nursing on her Kisekis because I need milky.
>>571237040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-Vw1QGh7qw this btwmachan only a couple months away
>>571237518>3 low-effort late surgersI'll have you know I tried and still got 3rd place B last medium CM, don't call my style low effort
How bad is it that two grandparents + my main UMA are all the same? I have 14* Medium and the double circle affinity but I've only had Medium S twice in 11 runs. That seems low?
>>571237706I'm not calling lates "low effort", I'm just telling you not to waste too much time with them since you're practically just gambling on getting an easy room
>>571237761Just bad luck, really
>>571237761maru just has low affinity
>>571237706Why the fuck does Fuku's ult only work when she's blocked which means some of the duration of her speedup necessarily has to be wasted moving out of the way *by design*
>>571237761Plug your parent and borrow into Chrono and see the exact percentageshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>571237518>>571237516open or graded?
>>571238004rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrretard
wife mode
>>571238004anon if you're just gonna join open then literally none of our advices matter just slap 3 random medium A umas and get free wins from little timmy lol
>>571238046ok but that doesn't answer my question
>>571237813>>571237817>>571237897Alright, thanks. Uhhh, I'll try that tool then and get back to you. But yeah if its just bad luck, that sucks. It's thrown several good runs not getting it so I was worried I was committing some sort of grand incest crime
>>571236550She's your bro (female) with a bombshell body and sexy voice. It made sense when I watched her 4 character stories
just made tickezo run the japanese oaks instead of the dahby
>>571238115shity wouldn't do this you'll be eating tv dinners and LIKE IT
>>571236550She's your bro. She likes to game. She's got big tits. She got glasses. She's a redhead. She's into (You).
>>571238174well I've had CM after CM of 3rd place group B so I was thinking about dropping down
>>571237706they're low effort because your chances of actually winning are almost negativeyou auto-lose if no one else has lates or ends (can't get to accels)you auto-lose if both of your opponents are xoguri+2 doms (will push too high for accels)you probably lose if only one person brings xoguri+2 doms because xoguri being 2x debuffed will beat your lates 2x debuffed 95% of the time
Got both good effect from random events and it's not even the end of junior year yet, can't wait for no S and terrible summers
>>571238382then go open league, though I'm not sure what calcs/sheet they use so I can't give you any advice
>>571238282Good. Let her suffer for being the most boring member of BNW.
>>571237856If you ever wonder why a skill or card is bad, remember that Cygames did not know what they were doing with the game in the first year.
>fast learner>curse activate every damn time
>>571238115is there anything hotter than a woman tying her hair up
>>571238535salvageable, hope you're not doing the himba route
>>571238563A woman undoing her hair while looking at you.
>>571237897I don't understand how this works. I put in my ID, and I get nothing really. I have the borrow's ID too, but, uh, what?Not sure what I'm supposed to be seeing here.
>>571238545white woman jumpscare
>>571238545Protect
>>571238528>bad skill bad>skill that activates on one specific course if you're in the middle of the front of the pack in late June and Saturn is in retrograde goodI love how this game evolves
>>571238115>make hot blonde uma>don't make her for you>fans have to headcanon as hard as they can so they have a blonde gf fantasy for this gamewhy are cygames so fucking gay?
>>571238663Plug in the borrow and hit search
>>571238115Shichi can't cook and I love her anyway.
You will date the zoomer.
>>571238845Oh I think I get it. Like this then? The borrow that I use.So is it a 51% per run combining my parent and the borrow to get Medium S and I've just failed to hit the numbers 9 out of 11 runs? (too soon...)
>>571228379learn to read the room, MOID
>>571238813your taiki?
I updated hachimi and now my game crashes at launch
>>571239013Yeppers
>>571238935>>571238064>>571234581Tight zoomer umanko
the cooler blonde stallion wife
>>571239121Wow. That feels...really, insanely, unbelievably fucking bad. I had multiple runs with everything pretty good - SSR chains completed, good stats (though not great, I think the deck I'm using is kind of shite, pic related), all other skills (like dodging danger + prudent, etc), enough SP, greens and groundworks...but no Medium S. Repeatedly. Well thank you for teaching me something, now I can truly feel bad missing the coinflip this runs! AhahahahaI think I need to change the deck up though. I'm just a poor F2P.
THEY'RE NOT BLONDE THEY'RE CHESTNUTS CHESTNUTS!!!
>>571228379it's just foids self-inserting and fags who can't handle a tsundere
>12* med>no sparksI'm seriously just done with MANT
Brown...
>>571239284That is a 45 RB deck, you want to hit at least 50Take a few runs to farm out some groundwork, pp and dd sparks or borrow a parent that has good ones so you can borrow Wit Neicha
>>571239420You too? This says I have a 51% chance with 14* medium and I've gotten it once every 6 runs or so. So stupid. I think aptitudes might be the worst, most RNG heavy bullshit wastes of time on this game. Everything else can be managed...>>571239465I don't have a single ace and I don't really want to do some parent runs. But thanks. The borrow combo I have has a 50% for groundworks but that + medium S is TWO coinflips if I want to get groundworks and Medium S...which is just awful.But I'll try to fix my race bonus.
>>571239540spechud....
>>571238935I can't, I'm dating Jordan
>>571239540Ew, she just looks so boring
>>571238813>don't make her for youyou can just say you didnt play her career or listen to the side materials anon
>>571239095Is this only happening to me
>>571239671No, just downgrade from the current version
>>571239568It was fine during unity because of short the scenario was. Plus unity and the thread's fun with the turf queens posts. I just don't want to bother with this anymore
>>571239667Me on the left
>>571239756Yeah. Hang on until Grand Live...though I heard it's even more RNG dependent than MANT, at least each run is quicker. I believe in us...
>>571239671do a clean reinstall delete all hachimi files
>>571239646Is it true what they say about her? She has burger pockets?
>>571238274>>571238362>>571236676>>571236660other ANIME WAIFUS I can relate fromshe is a DIRTIER right
>>571239669I've played her career, and I have yet to see where she ever shows any kind of signs that she is into you
>>571239720>>571239845That was the previous version and it caused the game to crash at the end of the career. This is causing the game to crash at launch. But yeah I downgraded and it works. I don't like that they are having so many problems with it
>>571239854I cannot confirm nor deny that
>>571239860Yes! A front runner too!
>>571240017holy shit she put it up her ass
Umako
me when GL starts and i delete ALL my mant spreadsheets
>>571239064fair point. touche
One day you'll look back and think to yourself "Damn, we had it good back in MANT."
>>571240194you're gonna loathe it when the rng fucks you over 3 times a dayMANT atleast is salvageable enough to pivot towards grandparent farming or fan runs
>>571240182I say this to Cafe
>>571240071You can't kiss your trainee...
>MANT revisionism when it isn't even over yet.
>>571240396But you can fuck them!
>>571240443shut up and do your training, villain
>>571240182Sorry but mine is bigger
>>571240194What's inside your MANT spreadsheet?
most honest running style?
>borrow Fuku>she has no speciality so you depend entirely on Kita>borrow NTR>her events are ass, she almost never shows up, plus you have to see her ugly ass designs >there's no other options other than themTachyon please save the speed category
>>571240498Rice is a HERO
>>571240545Front
>>571240338>things that only the mentally derange would think of
>>571240545Pacechads
In two weeks, we'll finally be able to see the gap between whales and humble players widen as they get to run two fronts with MLB Maruzensky
>>571240349so will be GL if they do the patch for G1's early
>>571240545Late is a true Uma's style.
>y-you will go back to MANT for parentsmmmnyo>umm the rng is so bad bwo you'll wish you were playing MANTwho fucking cares nigga at least 1 run won't take an hour
>>571240338this will never happenyou can ask japs about their MANT memories and literally all of them would call it trash, way too time consuming, and that it did a lot of damage to the game itself which took years to recover from.I know globalfags are contrarians but never to that point
>>571239925Then im sorry to tell you thisBut you are super dense
>>571240541proof?
is there an uma concert today?
should I have four more beers?
>>5712410810 more beers
>>571241081Yes, you'll be easier
>>571241117NIGGER>>571241128I'm not sure what you mean but ok
>>571241219Oh you know exactly
>>571241081
Once you've been to real URA racecourses you start basedpogging when watching uma and going "I'VE BEEN THERE!!!!"
>>571241219they want you to pass out so they can do diddy blud things to you
>>571241284Ew
>>571240956Ive posted it enough
who is the next uma to be released
>>571241018yesstarts in 3 hours
>>571241505Yaeno Muteki
which umas would be escorts?
Oguri would eat you if you died at home.
>>571241669me
>>571241617I wonder if that Yae agp sister got their ERP
>>571232852https://exhentai.org/g/3999336/3d13dda43c/
>>571241703ywnbau
>>571241669Golshi and by that I mean she would be an Arleigh Burke destroyer
>>571240182don't gotta ask me twice.
>>571241715>6 pagesI can't get off unless there's 100 pages of emotional buildup
>>571241838Seems like your trainer isn't taking a proper care of you...
>>571240684This isn't professional behaviour
watching cingray and tamamo's sweaty back is getting me hard, please post sweaty umas for me
>>571241935oh he sure is, but you can never have enough
>>571241838>>571241935faggots
>>571241984
>>571241615very nice
>>571241505These umas can't keep getting away with this
>3 aces done>not a single medium S>all mediocre and 2 mile-let umasI'm fine with this. It's not worth wasting my time training when I'll lose to fronts and XOguri anyway
>>571242092host a room I wanna see
>>571242007Slut...
>>571242031baited for this exact response
>>571242150I understand the gold city people now
>>571242142Too lazy but it's Jordan Cafe and Digital
>>571242092Stay strong, Toreina...
>>571242251hmph
just realized that Light Hello is the first "official" non-ningen pal card
Haha sexHaha rapeStfu
>>571242506hi oguriposter
I used to be smug and kept saying that I'll never burnout but here we areMANT sure is something
>>571242506Team Sirius?
>>571242576SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX SWEATY OGURI SEX
>>571241709why?
>>571242563rape is hilarious
>>571242576Ogurin is trying her best to be cute and make her trainer's heart go doki doki
>>571242741please masturbate BEFORE you post next time please
>>571242741woah...>>571242794she wouldn't even need to try
>>571242814you're NEVER going to guess what I'm doing right NOW
>>571242741many people are saying this
>>571242814I will announce it here
>>571242878proof?
>>571242878doing your fan runs i hope
>>571242878ex danchou is sucking uma club cocks
Sumikko Disco wins the Komagatake Tokubetsu
I will never flirt with or harass my fellow anons in /uma/ ever again, even if they are being really gay.
>>571242639Was it the medium slop where you're forced to build either xoguri+two dominators or three fronts?
my club keeps asking for long shoes
>>571242741literally no one says this
>>571243097no...please anon...I need you...
>>571243097thats boring though
Nice fan run
>>571243156I have your long shoes right here *unzips dick*
>>571243097BASED
>>571243201I look forward to supporting you platonically towards a brighter future.
>>571243097Based
>>571243097So when did you do it in the past
>>571243097you lost, tranny
I think I'm done with the game after I reach the 1m event points. I'm fine with participation award
>>571243423only one month left bwo
>>571243434>>571243434>>571243434move
i feel bad when i open club chat there are shoe requests with 0 shoes and I already donated the max amount
linked the wrong thread, here>>571185538>>571185538>>571185538
please keep the ERP in the club chat out danchud said "if you keep being a slut in the Kazakhstani vegetable farming forum im gonna have to umapregnate you" hes mad that no one has sent him cosplay pictures this week
Both troll bakes.
>>571243548Let it die it's page 10 anyway
How much time passes between the end of a race and the winning live?And is it like real race days where there's several races? Does only the main event get a winning live or do all of them get one? is it race, winning live, race, winning live or do all the races happen then a winning live where each race goes up on the stage one after another?
Shan’t recycle. Make a new thread.
>>571243548The most recent comments there are retards, bake a new one and let that thread die
>>571243548I think that thread's purpose is already dead anyway. That was supposed to be against the off-topic OP but never been used
baking my child inside of creek's oven.
>>571243491>>571243548>two tranny threads in a rowI see whats happening
>>571244991>>571244991move to the real thread
>>571245237ANOTHER BAD THREAD
I did my work, so long as no one uses the seanig vtfag thread I'm fine with whatever
the death of /uma/
>NTR threadlol
not using any of those
>>571245237>soccerfag thread>toproI think i'll stay here.
>>571245269>>571246068>>571246287>>571247292still seething lol
>>571248854>makes a new thread when this already existed>hurr durr seething ehehe!!If you're ok with splitting the community and doing this kind of stuff okThanks for the bump i guess
>>571248998>doesn't know what the options field is forlmao seethe newfag
