>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergPrevious >>571154189
thanks doc
Pooped in the thread award
Maddest baby goat ive ever seen>>571253629Its Jesus Standing on water pulling peter (who doubted) up from the depths, its n
>>571254565thank you doctor
>>571254565Thanls doc
>>571254801gg.
>>571254801not that deep of a reference (lol)*
>>571254801if only that was roxy instead of joll
>>571255174Why?
>>571254565Not elden ring related kill yourself faggot retard
>>571249525I obviously don't want to tell you because they're too special and cute to share with you but I can tell you that he's taking me to the drive in theater tomorrow for our latest movie date and I really hope they play the elden ring movie there when it comes out
>>571255575why did you make that comment in the first place then if you didn't wanna share?
>>571254565this op image is super cringe and way disrespectful to the colossal /acg/ chads btw
>>571255770acg chads?
>>571255290you know why
>>571255671oh that's easy: it's all just because you didn't stop me soon enough from doing so
How do you even play Cocktail Recluse? I feel like the DMG is not that great, you have to have a reliable teammates to output DMG when you are collecting elemental affinities. Not every game you can find lighting or holy incantation. Most of the time is a mess to get the exact element you want because everyone is hitting the boss with elemental weapon.I need some advice, what can I do to improve?Here are my relics.
>>571255965we're not psychic
>>571256005Are you retarded by any chance?
>>571255575gayyyy you are so gay
>>571256005You dont, its a giga chungus build thats practically griefing
dlc weapons patch soon
>>571256170Retarded in what way? Thinking the build is viable? Maybe I am.But you should be nicer to people you fucking Muslim American mutt.>>571256229I see, thanks for clarifying.
>>571255575What movie are you gonna see?
>Suncatcher gets the CR2 special attack from your primaryNeat, didn't expect that
>>571256005You should have Defeat Enemies Adds ult +0 and +1, it makes your allies do more damage when you are being useless.Pray your allies do not touch holy weapons, god help you if your ironeye finds the holy bow because your fun is over.Stack +affinity, it helps all the cocktails and means you can spam any spell effectively to get charges.Know what elements are hard to get, and when they are easy to get. Magic is easy during grav orb or stars of ruin, fire is easy when you land magmashot or 3x fire. Have an idea of what you want to cast and get the easy element last.
>>571256505Anon, you are asking about cocktail and then you show us one of the most retarded relics setup with a mix of incant and sorcery buffs when none of those apply to cocktails.So yes, I have to ask if you are retarded or if your intention was to grief your games by not running affinity+2 on all your DoN relics.
Nobody queuing?
>>571256505If you're actually going to do cocktail recluse (dont its piss) you want dormant seals and affinity attackOnly bother with the frost, gravity and lightning stake cocktails, those are the "best"
>>571256005Don't listen to that cocksucker trying to give advice cocktails only is a zdps meme
>>571256149sucks for you>>571256541it's a surprise to me we take turns choosing and the other has to know nothing of it until at the movies
>>571256005just enjoy when you get a decent one while zuckin normally
>>571256792Moron Nigger, not every Amerimutt nigger like you have over 2000 hours on this game. I dont have the best relics. And sorceries up improves the fucking cocktails you nigger moron!
everyone just needs to run balancers, invaders, phys +12, defeating enemies, and your 1 good character/depths passive. playing anything else is griefing.
>>571256792Cocktails count as sorcery and is boosted by sorcery relics, you'll want affinity relics in the end since it boosts incants but it isn't useless.
>>571256005It doesn’t work, it’s dogshit and so slow that even when you see a yellow bar it would’ve taken less time to do more damage just spamming pebbles
>>571257158Trying way too hard.
>>571256729>>571256792Pretty sure that cocktails are all considered sorceries and scale with both +sorcery and +affinity stuff, as well as regular attack up buffs from night invaders and evergaols>>571256005see >>571257056cocktails are more like happy accidents than something to purely build around. If you see a teammate is using lightning then be ready to suck it off when you see him hitting someone, and maybe whack an enemy yourself occasionally if you've got a lightning weapon in your inventory. Just don't go in only aiming to suck and spit out cocktails, it's a massive time investment and most fights will already be over by the time you get your desired cocktail ingredients
>>571256005Collect Affinity actually casts on release not on press so you can hold the skill down and release right when the affinity you want is there or let it time out to not mess up your cocktail.
what the fuck? the n word doesn't spread misery, it spreads smiles, it spread a smile on my face
>>571256892Depends are you looking to play with practice cheating and duoing with cc playing that same dogshit as always or the discord group or be unlucky enough to get paired with the dregs like Creasy, extremist and mush
>>571256892me
Don't say the n word we are an inclusive general everyone is welcome and should feel safe
>>571257340Affinity is still more important than raw sorcery, you should be ready to spam incants as a means of reliable DPS and taking advantages of weaknesses, especially since you'll be running dormant seals. Cocktail recluse is a meme and you should still be trying to do reasonable damage rather than spending 30 seconds setting up every cocktail.
>>571257056>>571257340I'll try to do that, thanks.>>571257451Great advice, thank you anon!
>>571257451god I want to be back at the sky fortress already
>>571257531This. The password is either autists who have semi ruined the game with their ability to play for 5000 hours or you’re playing with horrible players. Doesn’t seem to be an inbetween anymore
ggMaris really has it out for me today. 3 Maris encounters in the last 4 days. 2 of which were ED
gg big fishsorry for not reviving you there, I thought Creasy was closer to you and the boss was almost dead
>>571257708>in the last 4 daysgames. 3 encounters in the last 4 games.
>>571257531No one was spared. Good post.
>>571257531Where would you rank yourself?
>>571256005put augur on slot 2 and another sorceries+2 on slot 6use a torchpole or lightning weathered straightsword from merch instead
zorban, its time to post the sleepxecutor clip
>>571237836
>>571258169I’m fun to play with. All the players enjoy playing with me.
>>571258374Love you shifty
>>571258320anon will be your erg gf
>>571258374Nice try brony
>>571255770>irrelevant side project cucks getting uppity kinema
queue and i'll be your erg faggot maggot
>>571258590>>571258320>people are discussing the game>ofcourse this signals you to start your offtopic thread shittingI hope you die. I hope you die in a fire and burn into a crisp. You ruin everything.
I want to be a girl but not someone's girlfriend because I'm not gay
>>571258315One day he's going to try to queue it here and I will dodge if I see it
>>571258315the one where he got owned by Night 1 Demons?
>>571258795grow up faggot nigger
I want to be a mecha but not someone's exosuit because I am not gay.
>>571258928he made a really good point though, why can't these posters go to /soc/ instead?
What am I in for
>>571259007you are schizophrenic
>>571258928No fuck you. I'm tired of these offtopic dogshit posts. >best erg girl??>how to get erg gf?>name X name are so cute...>i want to sex an erg girl>i want to be erg girlShut the fuck up. It's annoying. Kill yourself for endorsing this shit.
Mush x Elf is so cute....
best erg boy?
>>571259308>>571258795>>571259007Based and truthful posts which instantly struck a nerve into the porn addicts here well done
I'm unfun to play with. All the players hate playing with me.
i like elves
>>571259624what about dark elves?
>>571259671What about brown elves?
>>571259308truke
>>571259545We know cc
>>571259624Same
>>571259815>>571259527>>571259308it's not our fault you are unable to reproduce don't take it out on randoms and stop samefagging threadshitter
>>571259105Ok fine ignore me, I'll find out MYSELF
>>571259545we know cc
>>571259671dark elves, or driggers as I call them, have the worst qualities of chuds, jews, niggers all wrapped into one unholy race
getting grabbed and taking >10% total hp award
>>571260175I hope you have a good time playing it anon
>>571260164There is something deeply wrong with you. Endorsing and or participating in /soc/-esque offtopic spam. The cure is to grab a rope and hang yourself right now, you retarded flaming faggot.
>>571260934stomping your retard feet like a child is not helping your case please grow hair on your sack before replying again
I foresaw within a day of playing that nighreign would turn into a sweatfest really fast and kill variety in a bid to get the best way to not play the game even faster than the oneshot-build community.Now people are talking about time efficiency of not killing bosses.This game was a horrid idea and it feels like one of the cheapest attempts to grab in on the crazy of maximising gameplay cycle and games where the map gets smaller.Also lore and worldmap suck shit.
>>571261521but it's fun?
>>571261521I’m fine with people playing strong builds. I never liked seed checking though. Find myself checking my phone more than looking at the screen during those games
>>571261521you forsaw nothing, nightreign was boring as shit when it first came out because it was too easyif they didn't add DoN then it would've died quickly and the "time efficiency of not killing bosses" is done so you get to kill more bosses, retard
I am foreseeing a queue 1/3
>>571262109Why is it so dead...
that was a game, ggs dreglord
>>571262109>>571262554omw
>>571262554>>5712626423/3 dreg
>>571262554columbia slumbers
was gonna queue but instinctively felt the balanced breakfast/death knightmare so i advanced queue dodged
>>571262830death knightmare?
>>571262869it's a portmanteau of death knight and nightmare
>>571262961they're not that hard
What causes dreglord to spawn that fire on the ground in front of him. I don't know how to explain it. It's like one second we're fucking him up good, and then the next second I'm getting tick damage by something random. I move and look, and there's pale fire on the ground. I never see him actually conjure the fire, but somehow it just appears there.
>>571263315That comes from the zombie things.
>roll 1500 normal relics>sell all small>filter to night invaders>3 resultsdie die die this isn't even good enough to use
>>571259397Said no ever and kys mushjeet
terr please stop clipping failed ult attempts it's bad for my self esteem
>>571263486i have this same relic...
>>571264018
>>571260164kys porn addict nigger
ggs heolstor
>>571265741gg
clear out the swamp's entrance first pls
why
GGreg. >>571265924So it's easier to deal with invaders.
>>571265972what if they spawn below
>>571266059they'll come up to the non swampy area
what's the point of charging ironeye ult? it travels farther?
>>571266229It does more stagger placebo other than that poison ult relic line if you have it
>>571266229Poison on charged ult reliic. On most enemies it will apply it on 1 go. Works on some nightlords too. 2 times infact.
>>571266335>>571266378icic thanks
>>571266229it can apply poison with the relic, other than that you can delay it to adjust the timing on stuff like boss cancels, undertaker's free ult, etc
>>571263639u will find luv too
>>571265972gg, nice and easy greg.
>>571266880Don't talk about yourself lolcow, its that simple.
whats the infernal cape of nightrein achievements
>>571267424infernal cape?
>>571266229Gives you a chance to aim it, it gets the most use when you have the relic line since it's a very heavy dose of poison.
gg cold goatdon't think we would've made the double invaders day 1 if i wasn't lucky with the church seals
>>571265814it's against ergie law to attack a swamp enemy unless a scholar has ulted
I am Q for videosgame
>>571267424There aren’t any hard achievements anymore. The hardest achievement overall was probably release volcano since you couldn’t summon that shifting, it went away after you defeated an early nightlord, was the first shifting you unlocked and no one knew how to reach the bottom at release. Then there was some bullshit about resetting solo over and over would get you the volcano back but it was bullshit and tanked my w/l
>>571267424Deep relic with >Attack +4 >Increased Maximum HP>Physical/Affinity Damage Negation +2 with manageable curses.
https://youtu.be/sH0Qda32IKMWhy can't we be friends
>>571270117Stop trying to force your boring thread personality
>>571270117keep trying to force your wonderful thread personality
ggs adel
gg hot dog sorry for my godawful performanceeven with a good thorns build with low hp damage it only does 1900, i'm shelving recluse forever
I got a MYTHICAL algorithmic pull holy shit
>>571271102Dont worry. I'm am used to you're bad performance.
>>571271102i forgot how deadly sleep with all res down was i should have played bit safer at the start kek
>>571271234nice falseflag
hello?
>>571271234
>>571271102>Thorns buildI regret to inform you that blood sorcery is irredeemable dogshit, there's zero reason to run it over even a generic dregs build
Hey trash, are you in the thread? Mind sharing your YouTube account with everyone else?
gg hot dogs, 1 shard per cast made me laugh
Ay caramba cabroncitos NOT LIKE THIS ayayay
>>571273737AY CARAMBA NO BIEN NO BIEN AYYYYYYYYYYEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J80w1DI1H0I
>>571273737link me
why did he stop?
>>571273869
>>571273921if you use duchess stealth during the first split phase and he form changes fast enough (at least before the 2nd howl target mark thing) then he stops before doing the nuke the same way he'd stop if he lost his aggro target during it>>571273869trash is a man? no way...
>>571274068>>571274057THIS is what a REAL woman sounds like, chud.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0e2K5L4Wd0&t=46s
Simpo has to get a grip on reality at this point.
Channel deleted all; i got to see was the margit video
>xhe privated all videosLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
lol get fucked stalkerand yes you found me in jeenine's videos big deal
lmaooo wtf is this
>>571274359its called an anime girl, dont make it weird sissy
>>571274304Don't worry, I saved a couple of them. Your music taste is fucking garbage. Kill yourself.
>trash offline on steam so he can threadshit without being accused
what an obnoxiously comfy weapon. no wonder i've matched with so many radahns over the years
>entire channel goneOH NO NO NO NOPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>571274412>your music taste is garbageoh wow how can i live with this some random schizo doesnt like my musicalso you saved me playing dark souls 3 a bunch so
>>571274412Does he talk in any of them
this is what worm killers don't show you in clips
>>571274538Yes, he does. I will be posting some of them videos soon. Trash, you need to kill yourself RIGHT NOW.
you just know this latinx tranny is typing with tears in his eyes trying to run damage control kek
you look like a hungry dog looking for scraps to schizopost about me, none of this is even weird in any way except you
>>571274614Then why did you private your account? Kill yourself.
Trish do you pass
>>571274713just so i wont give you the satisfaction of rummaging thru my stuff any more like a fly in shit
>>571274713got his ass here cant lie, hes contemplating killing himself now
>>571274612You can gauge how pissed he is by going to /v/ and seeing how many threads he made since you started laying into him.
wait she's actually a tranny? I thought she was a brown girl with big boobs
Well at the very least this will quell all the faggot ass ERPers and coomers who believed trish was a woman.
>>571274932bro i tell threadshitters to go suck my gock like every other day...
Somebody tell simpo. He needs to know this so he gets a grip on reality for once.
>>571274995DanteV definitely knows what his partner in crime is actually like.
>>571274567why would he upload a video where they all die a lot and burn 2 wending graces to win on 0 flasks? unless he thinks it's a clutch video but that's just rude to your team
>>571275094I know where you live eric
DOS can you shut the fuck up, we're making fun of trash instead of you right now
uoh
>>571274932It won't because threadshitters do it to troll. Just like when the Noxtroon was around.
>>571275094You do good work, sent him over the edge in like 2 minutes of loreposting.
lol trying so hardI dont give a shit if you found those videos thats why theyre public
>>571275389Yeah, that's why they're private.
fight club but in the thread pvp yuh
>>571275463upset? i know you wanna stalk me more
>>571275367It isn't hard. The guy is incredibly insecure about people knowing this kind of stuff. He tried to give me a name and it didn't amount to anything but we both know he is going to spend the rest of the thread desperately trying to get my attention. >they both replied 3 seconds apart to kvetch with their mantras when I mentioned they are a duoIt is like fish in a barrel.
>>571275553see >>571275249
>I. AM. A. WOMAN.https://files.catbox.moe/5fu09j.webm>>571275491>I don't care about my channel being discovered but I'm still going to go into panic mode and shit myself and private everything because I just don't care about that.
>>571275553You got your mark already lol.
>>571275646Ay cabroncitos, if anyone can pinpoint that latinx accent you get a free award.
>>571275646see>>571274768
>>571275646Is that a fucking picrew avatar kek
>>571275646Lmao there it is. Why do agp attentionwhore troons always leave glaring evidence theyre a dude
>>571274359>ds3 pvp>transevery time
>>571275738he already showed he's from chile when he posted a screenshot from steam and it showed his wallet funds
So this is the kind of creatura who larps as a woman on anonymous image boards....
>>571275738His steam account had Chilean pesos
>>571275646>anon when xhe realizes im not a cis womananon..........
>>571275646oh no no no…trish sisters… this can’t be happening….
>>571275843trishxisters, we have to kill ourselves...
>>571275646someone call simpo kek
>>571275646hot... please show gock, and feet
lol this is so creepyjust some normal ass videos but the threadschizos are jerking each other off hard
>>571275805>>571275819Initial theory was argentinian maybe this was a falseflag
ggs gnoster
>>571275807side effects of too much 'tiff
>>571275959>>571275931
>>571275646THAT, IS, A, MAN!
>>571276036I think youre thinking about onlywaifu. Troonsh likes to say he's from bangladesh and theres no way a youtube channel with an erg video posted 14 hours ago + 4 years of ds3/er videos is a falseflag
Hm!
>>571276487btw that was when i was learning ds3 pvp miss that
>>571276536nice
>>571276487>trash calling others lagtinxkek
>>571276536Shame about the raider line bricking what would be a good relic.
>>571275646simpo found dead
>>571275646>months of avatarfagging and pretending to be a girl only for it all to be brought down in an instantAlso>tranny unsurprisingly has bad OPSEC
She's been saying she's trans for literally months. Are you guys retarded?
>>571276820let them be they're happy they have new schizo material, its literally their life to threadshit
>>571256005Probably just affinity6? You shouldn't really build or play around them though. Just learn to use them on normal builds
>>571276820The real issue is he doesnt pass. Not to mention he still has a penis
>she
>shelol, lmao evenother than that you're right he has never once denied that he was a tranny
trash's in damage control i see
>>571276820Guys with mental illness are known to do that. There was a whole movement made for them to trick them into sterilizing themselves. It is the kind of thing Marika and Gideon would set up to ruin a populace from within.
ED balancers where nobody finds any damage passives is fucking painful, if you don't burst them down it's ogre
>>571258315>>571258884https://www.twitch.tv/zorban/clip/JollyProudRavenBatChest-4893VpHRqsjyv3Lw?filter=clips&range=24hr>>571258830I've played it in erg mullitple times
>>571276762>bunch of youtube videos playing a videogame>le opsecobsessed
>>571276536it's a lot easier to mass buy relics and the filter for the things you want in the relic sell all small relics and then filter for the things you wantafter going through those you can filter to medium relics and spam sell before going through the remaining large relics at a faster pace since they won't likely have anything
>>571277073Yes it must be that and not people have forever had this issue and now we only have the tech to do something about it.
hmm!
>>571256005Protip - every weapon with elemental damage will give affinity bubbles, and your own team will have them if they have affinity weapons equipped. You figure this out the very first round you play recluse with when your teammate always has a red bubble and is hitting the enemy with a fire sword. Then you realize it applies to your attacks to and equip a holy or lightning melee weapon and now you control how the cocktails play out.Anyone saying otherwise hasn't actually entered Limveld with Recluse.
>>571277262If you leave absorb essence held it skips it and it doesn't absorb, so you can pick better what element you want
>>571277210The chinese did the same thing to their dissident undreclass thousands of years ago anon. The 'technology' used to do this has always been social pressure and jokes revolving in the skull of those with weak wills.
>>571277346awooooooga
>>571277347Yeah this aint it cheef.
>>571277347You mean the eunuchs? I'm pretty sure they were highly paid and most of them only chopped their dicks off after they were old and had kids already.
>>571277480I'm agreeing with him that this has always been happening to the dissident underclass of societies as they self correct into a better form. Man was doing this to lesser men when we were sharpening rocks, technology isn't requited, the human brain is a labyrinth. It is unironically something Marika would do to eliminate a lot of future issues. You cause disruption in the now but in a generation it will just be history in a book lamenting the fallen.
So you're saying there's actual livestream proof of Trishtina's 210+ win streakYeah im thinking she's an s tier
>>571277669trashpo, it’s over, you need to kill yourself NOW
>>571277110how can wyldsaars compete?
>>571277669
>>571277347>dissident undreclassNo. Eunuchs are not trannies. They cut their dicks off because in a feudal society, surrendering your ability to have kids was supposed to render you politically harmless. They didn't do it because they thought they were women.
>>571277971No one said eunuchs were trannies, he's obviously talking about transvestites not eunuchs.
Why did cc change her pfp from a happy anime girl to a sad anime girl?
>>571278121which post ITT is that?
>>571278121It happens when you’re sad because you realize you’re trans but everyone will hate you if you come out
>>571277669Hey waffle guy pvpeepe aka trish, what are you talking about with your friend in this video?https://files.catbox.moe/sz0c8w.webm
>>571278214>>571278121
>>571278036>Ancient China had a secret dissident underclass of trannies!Do troons have their own version of Hotep "we wuz kangz" or something?
>>571277669I've been just lazy to make a webm of the newest streakalso it kept counting after that gnoster game I hadn't noticed lolI wonder if the fact I kept attakcing it like 20 minutes helped
>>571278254Spic language really is so fucking ugly man
>>571278258Which post shows what anon is talking about though?>>571278262It isn't a secret everyone knows about it. My country buried them under train tracks after working them to death instead of socially manipulating them.
>>571278365>also it kept counting after that gnoster game I hadn't noticed lolHow convenient. Please answer my question >>571278254
can you fags just add each other on discord and spare the rest of us your trans obsession?
>>571278487Trains is hard life man.
turns out the real mental illness was hating trannies all along
>>571278487ive suggested to the obsessed schizos they can add me on steam if they want to flame me but no they just have to shit up the thread
>>571277148You don't know what that word means nor why it was used in this context. Pipe down, exposed troontinx.
>>571278551>>571278613Why are you trying to judo flip this as tranny haters being the problem?
>>571278415That seems like a terrible idea, the bodies would decompose underneath and destabilize the soil that is supporting the train tracks above that could lead to train derailment accidents wtf
Am I missing something or does Scholar just straight up get a better stat spread than Executor with the dex relic? Only thing he's missing out on is HP. Is there any reason not to run it? 30 arc is still a lot.
well I think her voice sounds sweet and if she looks anything close to her vtuber avatar she'd be a girl worth fighting for
>>571278695Look at this thread. Look at this shit because of the haters.
>>571278758Mulan?
>>571278695What are you talking about? Trains are complicated.>>571278717Bones actually make for really good foundation. The Great Wall of China has corpses in with the stonework just like my country has on its railways.
>>571278750I wouldn't say its better than executor but yes it does fix his terrible stats and every scholar build without it is absolutely bricked
>>571278365> yesterday: my streak has ended> today: that didn’t count lolas expected
>>571278254
>>571278750You are playing scholar so you are slowing the team down a huge amount, and you are cutting into your arcane so you are slowing the team down even more. You'll invariably stop at a wooden crate and now be behind the team for the whole round and force the 2 actual players to do everything on 3 player difficulty as you play catch up for the whole round.
>>571278885KEEEEEEEK
>>571278884the visual codex works in mysterious way
Cute trans boygirls on /erg/...
>Greathelm + Solitude set Berserk reference or Pike+Manor greatshield?I can't decide and I'd feel lazy doing both.
>>571278750Executor has his own qualities but the dex relic is a pure upgrade over base scholar, its a joke that it takes int as a trade when there's not even any int to take.
>trash knew he was gonna lose that game, so he made sure to make it look like the game was bugged
>>571279104Daring today aren't we
blii beel
>>571279136He has int but not enough for spellcasting you are supposed to use a sword with int scaling like rotten crystal sword. All the respecs for everyone are upgrades if you know how to change how you play.
just how low can trash go? does he have absolutely no shame at all?
>>571279104They'll skin you alive if you play a berserk themed character in souls games these days
we NEED to get noxy back, noxy and troonsh would be the most epic crossover event ever, its like avengers infinite war but 1000 times more awesome!
>>571279270>arc raider is an upgrade
>>571279303I want to gank with noxy as the two night maidens while anon chuds invaded and we estoc them
>>571279361Dormant claws my dude. The guy is a bear of a man for a reason.
>>571279378getting butt slam ganked by trish and noxy...
>>571274359post link
>>571279361dormant fists can give you spiked fists consistently enough desu
>>571279436see>>571275646
>>571279390His real name is literally black claw lol. It is like realizing undertaker is good with great spears because her ult is a great spear spine. Kino game all around.
>>571279104>Ah, a Berserk fan, eh?>A rare sight in times like these.>Don't listen to these other numbskulls.>You walk the path of Guts the way you mean to.>Though, if you should falter, there's no harm in putting that greatsword down... Heh heh heh...Here you go an Eldie Ring npc telling you what to think
>>571278885Weird post>>571278487Neither of them can get enough of each other it seems
>>571279270No other character has a respec on the level of Scholar, even the good respecs aren't on the level of objective upgrades.
gg hot goat buzzer beater 5-pointer
important doccy please learnhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12v53dUqYWOkCO5UVjaKI-mOoTCzivqITJTdSvFR-c8U/
I miss Nameless Girl
>>571275646LOL omg this is like christmas ahahahahahahahaha
>Get all the items for a rock solid fist loadout for the match>Still can't fit in undertaker's dex respec into my relic loadoutIt hurtsGG
>>571279757shut up science bitch
>>571279779why
>>571279757where blee bill?
>>571279793kill yourself troon-box
>>571275646tinpokeks... xhe wasnt a latinx girl with big boobs...
>guts>fallen knight armor >dark swordam i missing something?
>>571279793legendary libra stagger run
>>571279705All of them are objective upgrades if you know how they'll change the way you should play. The dormant claws for raider arcane is a good example, assuming the raider player would dump into arcane and then not use a bleed weapon type is pants on head retarded. Recluse with the melee respec is an actual double balancer build with dormant katanas due to the infinite fp, you just have to realize that is now possible.
so basically anyone can use SoNaF
>>571279856she is latina and a girl, those we know. boob size is a mystery though so i will give you that
https://x.com/trjfRIbSgw38Rmy/status/2068191384499278252I actually haven't noticed thatOn the other hand I barely talked with characters more that couple of times
>>571255342Really though what’s up with this OP pic? >>571257495Truth >>571257587False
>>571279730>>571279793gg wending gang
>>571279301You weren't kidding, dang
>>571278758don't be fucking stupid his voice sounds like any other dweeby mexican loser, you lost and you're going to embarrass yourself defending that so if you absolutely have to be a chaser asshole then at least do it for cupcake who is probably braver and more authentic than trash even if cupcake is an ai personality
>>571279914>10% damage difference between best and worst users of SoNaF>one is dark green (very good!) and one is dark red (very bad!)
>>571257587True. /erg/ is like Telokopolis, everyone is welcome, nobody is kicked out!
>>571280018jealous he thought my voice is cute?
>>571279757Wish this included the common stat respecs as well as Undertaker and Scholar.
>>571279914Everyone can use everything, they removed stat reqs in NR. SoNaF has quality spread like in ER so everyone approaches the same value because the weapon is pulling C rank from 4 different stats.
>>571279757is this a drama doc? I'm not opening it if it isn't
>>571280075*she
>>571279906>Dormant claws>Raider>D strength scaling>Raider has no dex>No arcane scaling unless you get a poison or bleed claw set>Even if you did, it would still be worse than a fist buildAre you retarded
>>571279906his dex is terrible what are you talking about?
>>571279793creasy was right to block a piece of shit like you.
>>571280082>Everyone can use everything, they removed stat reqs in NRdon't play smart, you know what was meant
erg is a trans girl only general just like the eldie ring lore is trans positive :3c bigots get out!
>>571280145Just useless number crunching that only matters to the doc maker. >>571280203>>571280227You bleed things for a percentage of their hp, damage output does not matter.
Is it even possible to play scholar solo?
>>571280249you don't even pass trash
>>571280249this but unironically
>>571280347Yeah? Wtf kind of question is that
>>571280275If only there were fists with bleed on them that did just as much bleed as the claws do and also scale with strength instead of dexOh wait there are, holy shit you are an idiot
>>571280275dumbest thing I've ever heard, after the 3rd bleed (which everyone else can contribute to including wylder hook spam), all your arcane is useless
marais is rightful executor property, remember that from now on
>>571257623you’ve never been >>571255770strange grievance
>>571280246>cut off the follow up explaining the 4 stat distro and how that is normalizing the ar output across the boardand you knew what he meant, don't play dumb. >>571280275Arcane respec also favors the dregs build so you can now reliably rot things. >>571280427Different moveset that doesn't lunge like claws do. Distinction in all things my fren.
>>571280391I tried and got raped by morgot every time, because his dodge sucks ass
>>571280075>instant replieshilarious levels of mad + don't worry my voice gets called sweet little and cute in real life on a daily basis by a tall successful man that wants for me to be the mother of his children more than anything
odds queueevens zzz 0 dmc collection
>>571280494>Different moveset that doesn't lunge like claws do. Distinction in all things my fren.You obviously play way too chillaxing for the sisters here. Laisse faire if it works it works mindsets are only going to trigger the usual suspects.
Queuing.
The only character claws make sense to run on is Scholar because greases functionally deal 2x damage on pseudo two armament weapons, he scales with dex and arcane, and unlike Executor he won't have to constantly toggle 2h status on every ten seconds
>>571279793trying to become trash i see
>>571280627joll?
>guy asks what a voice changing ai tool is yesterday>12 hours later an epic self doxing happens>biggest laughing point is the voice of the guy that self doxed himselfuhhhhh>>571280639The fight would be over before the scholar gets to the poi.
>>571280686Maybe...
>>571280742nooooticing
>>571280783erg girls are so cute
>>571280742>the videos are years oldhmmmmmmm
>>571280551His dodge is shit because he has a stare at you to parry your shit mechanic. You should be using it.
>>571280478I have been there, I keep dreaming of it actually, I have been shown a lovely room for me full of fancy dark wooden fixtures and tall bookcases in a passageway that connects a water stream to two garden balconies impossibly high up into the air, and I like going out onto the thin walkway bridges amidst the clouds and Ive exchanged creative ideas there with some famous peoplethese days the other souls there have made it look more like an office or modern university than the good old fortress look though
>>571259671>>571259757those don’t really exist>>571262554use your head
>>571280957>thinking some troon won't have been using voice changing software for years. My man, use reason here.
>>571279793same kind of animal as trash, yet you still play with cc. truly pathetic.
>>571280585well you spend your free time seething about strangers online and being bitter so i win i think
>want to play ER Convergence 3.0>but I pirated ERHow fucked am I?
>>571273737>>571273869can you find trooncake's youtube next
>>571279793How do you guys know this is nine box? How is everyone here so good at nooooticing
>>571281185>xe actually had this planned out for years>>571281417Pray the algorithm blesses me again.
>>571280203>No arcane scaling unless you get a poison or bleed claw setSo literally all of them? 3 do bleed and 1 does poison. There are no claws that don't do status.
>>571274057dsjeet posts are so weird >>571275467don’t post about your brown boyfriend unprompted thanks
>>571281585He obviously has never tried it if he thought there was a claw set that didn't do bleed or poison, or he is shit testing you to see if you know what you are talking about.Its troons so I'd bet on the latter. He had to have known.
>>571281383nope, it's more accurate to say that I spend my toilet time laughing at the free entertainment of this thread, also that is a deeply unoriginal cope response by you so I know you're really going through it but maybe you go find some other thread with lonely fools for you to terrorize with delusions for your own self satisfaction now?
>>571277347>>571277523>>571277665how did they even do that without them just dying of shock
>>571276908Barely any of them do buddy sorry you can’t chase anymore
>>571281473he can pretend to be innocent, but we know what kind of animal he is
I want to do a pure faith lightrolling lightning build (want to make use of that naked dragon priestess body eventually) but dont know what weapon to use. I figured a standard one that can take enchantments and hits fast, but using the twinblade as a prophet is impossible without going into Dex, so that's out of the question. I was thinking about some straightsword or just the starting spear.Should I go for a few points in DEX and STR just to get a good weapon? Maybe in the DLC I can invest 5 points and get the Death knight twin axes to use for the skill and go into Physical scaling for the NG+. I dont know about the flowerstone gavel, it scaling with Arcane but not faith seems like a cruel slap in the face by the devs anyway.Or should I bite the bullet and just accept it as a split themed build and go with the cipher pata or sword or holy/flame enchant a weapon?
>>571276908he isn't even trans he's such a coward faggot
>>571281909How did modern man trick lesser men into doing it today? Unrelenting social pressure and struggle sessions (the chinese coined that term because they used it on industrial scale). Elden ring is full of this kind of thing.
>>571274567elf is so raped and cringe
>>571282019Just use the dragon king's cragblade since a massive cragblade lance is sticking out of the dead dragon in the dlc and is part of the dragon civil war showing you how it happened. If you are roleplaying as a dragon person eventually that would be the best roleplay weapon.
damn these threads are like 80% diarrhea its amazing
>>571280463>Wylder has the superior gs moveset and a single gs follow up fire buff means he out-damages exejeetWyldproperty*
>>571282210>>571282397
>>571282248>since a massive cragblade lance is sticking out of the dead dragon in the dlc and is part of the dragon civil war showing you how it happened.What is actually going on there?
>>571282487The elden ring is held inside the ringbearer like you see in Marika/Radagon and Placidusax eventually becomes the elden lord of his ring. He killed who held the ring and took it, then got salty when someone else tried doing the same to him.
it's funny every foid here is a schizomiquella goonette: weird posts about how someone broke up with xhervarreslut: literal offtopic whorehusband poster: NEET threadshitting all day
>>571279757>Lv 12 Weird shalln't be consulting.
>>571281417It's not that hard to imagine shitcake's voice just imagine the guy from the IT IS M'AM video or the generic nasally troon voice
>>571282753what about madison?
>>571282753guys that are willing to claim they are women used to be in the DMV-5.
>>571282791got a link?
Question to all lore fags. What are the great serpents? Eiglay? Messmer? Rauh spirits?
>>571282248That still leaves me with 3 issues1. I need to get there, which leaves the question open for almost 100% of the base game2. It requires inordinate amounts of DEX to wield for a pure FTH build3. It doesnt scale with FTH and neither can be buffed
gg hot cold dogsurprised my ult still made it in time for the cancel
>>571282869DMV 5?
>>571283016>creasyALLAH 6th senseSo f*ucking cool...
>>571283016I'm surprised your ult could cancel. I thought Practice as going to do it. When I didn't see his ult, I panicked and started grappling to Caligo as fast as I could to ult. But she was only walking aimlessly when I got close to her.>>571283119The carry duo made quick work of the boss.
i hope creasy knows people gas him up just to be contrarian cuz he's a lolcow
>>571282927Messmer is the current host to whatever the hell Marika subdued. She rebirthed him as her own child similar to how Melina is the Gloam-eyed queen reborn. Marika takes the old and makes it her own. Be it pre-Erdtree beliefs or the life essences of her previous enemies / rivals to godhood.
>>571282934Can't you get by fine for most game with electrify armament and a lightning spear? You are doing a roleplay build right? Just roleplay as a dragon cultist and use what feels interesting as you go, you might not even care about the dragon war shit by endgame and could be using a dragonclaw greathammer or something. Do what feels like roleplaying. >>571283038Might have gotten the name wrong but it is a tome cataloging all the known mental illnesses.
>>571283213why are you spoiling it
>>571283213it's not true because I like write ups like his and I find that amount of effort and sharing of one's perspective very nice to see
>>571282917https://youtu.be/RJHctyXPmkg
>>571282927There are 2 snakes that are probably the horseshoe ends of 1 snake a la frampt and kaathe. They are the abyssal and base serpent. They represent mounting anger/seethe like how the other aliens that are given form embody a singular aspect. >base serpent has rykard get desperate enough to feed himself to the snake>abyssal serpent has messmer say fuck it and give in to the serpent for power in desperationBoth are stuck in a shitty spot and feel more and more caged in by their circumstances until they relent and give control over to an alien out of spite.
>>571279914SoNaF is ass anyway so who cares
>>571283213
>>571279914>"anyone"Sure but obviously it should go to a Skillslopper or Affinity or Fire or Magic Attack stacker.
i wish duchess had an arcane respec
>>571282791Hey I don't sound like th->generic nasally troon voiceWell damn okay. https://vocaroo.com/1443QykIcb3d
>>571283668why
ggs libra
>>571281585None of the weapons scale with arcane you fucking moron, their status scales with arcane, but not the weapons themselves. Did you seriously not know that when you get, say, a Poison augmented weapon, that the weapon's AR suddenly scales with Arcane?
gg hot goat. Did he actually do anything other than just summon condemned in that fight?
>>571283707restage synergy
>>571283605nice comeback creasygawd
>>571283752>None of the weapons scale with arcane you fucking morRipple.
>>571282753I'm not actually a neet, I am the greatest secretary in the wolrd! it is why I have developed this uncanny ability to threadshit in 20 different places at the same time while also secretly being the one keeping my husband's whole thing running
>>571283752Stupid
just cheated myself relics for chungus buildsee you in-game
>>571283693Can I call you mommy?
>>571283861We were talking about claws in the context of this conversation. None of the claws scale with arcane. Otherwise the statement of >So literally all of them? Would also be moronic.
>>571283779nope lol tbf they also died instantly pretty much
>>571284001Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just saying. There's 2.
>>571283693>even cupcake joins in on showing she is better than trashalso post your good boy right now
>>571283959what build?
>>571283693
>>571283779I think he went for the cross attack uh... once.
>>571284086>>571283968Calm down terrjeet we know you like trannies that doesn't mean you have to keep telling us
>>571283668i wish cc love me
>>571284249Devil?
>>571284315only if youre practice
>>571283919what other places do you threadshit in?
>>571283693well that was exactly as I imagined what an overweight mid-forties gigahon would sound like
>we now have more proof shitcake is a pedo groomerAll according to keikaku.
>>571284606keikaku?
>>571284658translator's note: keikaku means plan
>>571284086>>571283968this is who you're lusting after btw
>>571282869>>571283038>>571283291He meant to say DSM-5 which would have been categorically wrong. It was a mental illness in DSM-3 but was removed in DSM-4 because swedefaggotry runs deep in MinnesotaTransgender/AGP/Gender Dysphoria is objectively a mental illness though. A 41% suicide attemp rate is exclusively the domain of the mentally ill. No amount of "stigma" or "bullying" gets you that high and the suicide rate only changes a couple points between troons that say they feel comfortable around their friends, family, and society and those that feel stigmatized or bullied.Concentration camp inmates, gulag prisoners, and torture victims have lower suicide rates.
Queue
>>571284789Ewwwwww so ugly and weird no wonder everyone hates him
>>57128481841% is horrible, and this is all because of the people in society that treat them with contempt and the feeling of being unaccepted anywhere. NOT HIGH ENOUGH, LETS BRING THOSE NUMBERS UP!
>>571283501Base - hitting rock bottomAbyss - falling into the pit of despair from rock bottom
>>571285159>when it raises another 9%
>>571283752statuses scale with arcane, which they all do. They do percentage based damage, your AR doesn't matter. You don't understand the discussion being had.
>>571285419throwback...
you guys are so cool shitposting all day about trannies i cant wait to grow up and do it too
>>571284789how does the iphone look so small in those hands
>>571285594It is going to be funny when someone reports you for announcing you are underage and then the mods ben you because you literally self reported as a joke.
posters who won: people playing and discussing the videogame posters who lost: off topic seething schizos
>>571285594We're making the world a better a place. You'll thank us later
>>571285698trash posts off topic stuff all the time
>>571285517>>571285419I'm a gigaweeb and I still listen to this song once in a while
>>571285768it's a classic one of the all timers
>>571285704>honey come spend time with me and the kids>no i need to let this tranny know no one loves him
>>571284517it's a secret, but mostly snapchat and instagram semipublic group chats, I don't post anywhere else in all of 4chan except for 1 time bits
>>571285768Dadrock has always been top tier we were just too young to understand.
>tfw you finally get the Marais Executioner Sword as the last drop in the run
>>571286221>Night 2 boss is Artorias
>>571286221That's not a bad time to get it though. You can just go solo and smoosh all the shitty trash mobs swarms for easy stacks of the buff. And then there's the initial trash mob wave before the boss. And you can even go into the rain a tiny bit afterwards to snag some more stacks from nearby trash.
>>571285939>>571285594>>571285698You seem weirdly upset
>>571286291Orgasmic
>>571286291>>571286482>Artorias is always before Greg>Greg Phase 1 has even more trash swarms
>>571286326In this case the "last drop" was 15 seconds before the night 2 boss, it was the two trolls on the mountainside shifting earth.I guess if it was Artorias it'd still have been a good time, but it was just Draconic Tree Sentinel.
1/3
>>571286720Me laughing in offhand defeating enemies restores 20 hp while I spin my executioner sword with fp on successive hits.
>>571286370What's so weird about it?
>>571286847Oh okay. Yeah if the ring is that small then it's kinda frustrating. I actually personally particularly love getting Marais/Grafted at the end and scrambling to stack them.
the last 3 times I've fought greg, it's always been bears and lionI still need more practice against death knights and torias
>>571286847I'd take the risk and do anon's tactic of running back into the rain to kill trash. I've played plenty of games where the rest of the team slowrolls inside the circle to let someone run around in the rain more people would know what is up and help you out. You were on mountaintops so that isn't so easy but I'd probably still do it and jump a tier down to genocide all those demihumans and take the level loss if I died( you can always relay your runes back to the ring with repeated deaths). Not sure how many stacks of vengeance outweigh a level up though, someone else can do that number crunching.
>>571287006I've gotten tired of Death Knights kicking my ass so they're the only boss I actually go slow on nowadays. They lack any significant reengagement mechanic so you can just sprint away from them all day.
well that was a clean game, ggs heolstor...
>>571287173Every level after 12 is basically worthless. The gap between 10-12 is huge compared to 12-15
Death Knights should have been the day 2 boss, dancing lionwould have been better day 1 than death knights. Death Knights can just turn into a total mess out of nowhere if one person goes down or a knight uses blink bolt or something and roll catches you. They should honestly tune it back to just 1 knight but give him the health bar of all three.
>>571287243I don't like them honestly. The backstab them all gimmick is annoying if their AI or the latency is anything but perfect. >>571287301This was my general assumption on launch when first getting the vibes of the game. 12 felt like 'normal elden ring' with everything above it being powergaming, 10 felt like doing a low level but manageable ER boss fight. Kind of funny how it isn't uncommon to end Night 1 at level 12 or 13 nowadays. Day 2 can be so comfy with the right group.
>>571287006it's simple, they only really have 3 attacks, swing their weapon, instant blink bolt or grab, you just wait for them to start up one of these, roll into them and backstab them, they stand in place like 2 seconds after
>>571287326I think death knights and 2 red rune bears on Night 1 are intentional chokepoints they designed. Both are utter bs on Night 1 if you don't get the gimmick but you breeze thru them if you do, it is a weird knowledge check similar to the Night 2 boss for Fulghor usually being holy weak.
>>571287540>The backstab them all gimmick is annoying if their AI or the latency is anything but perfect.They're also parrybait. Same latency issue though. >Day 2 can be so comfy with the right group.I love that kind of aimless frustrated moment when you realize you've cleared every good field boss and now it's about speedrunning some Great Encampments and Ruins and shit. >This was my general assumption on launch when first getting the vibes of the game.Yeah I will often stay at level 12 or 13 and use my runes at the merchant shop rather than get to 14 or whatever.
>>571287540>go for backstab >miss bc game is janky>caught in backstab animation against nothing>death knight AI registers>turns around>lightning dashes thru me>kills me>in this 1 second window this general scenario happens to all 3 playersgg
>>571287962The comfiest day 2s are when you're in that spot and no one is pinging. The group is simply riding the battle brothers vibe and rolling from poi to poi as a wild hunt.Anyone else like seeing other players do little jumps after beating a hard boss?
>>571288325there's no hard field bosses that are worth jumping for
terrifying worm
>>571288325I like it when some of you clap at me when I one bar then 10s later it's the opposite and I'm the one clapping. Then I get down again because apparently clapping insta aggro the boss.
>Times I have leveled warming stones to 3: A lot>Times this has actually come into play: Once since the release of the DLCI think I'm going to stop bothering. Maybe just for Libra.
Game is extremely bad, and you two should know why.
>>571288804Spill the beans creasy, what happen
>>571288598oh my god.I didn't think I was close enough to get hit by its blood AoE. I must have been right up against the boundary edge of the hitbox.And then in the end, their scream triggers my frostbite on damage demerit. I felt like screaming myself.
>>571288438I didn't mean quite like that. I meant more like after beating the night 1/2 boss after some downs or a rev jumping after healing the scions to death and making that fight short for everyone. >>571288626When someone else gets the stagger and crit I do the triple fist pump emote. If you get hit doing that emote while walking you get thrown to the ground like a golem greatbow hit you it looks hilarious.
>>571288905>>571288598>>571288804Names???
It's crazy to think that without Dark Souls and Elden Ring popularity, Fromsoft would have probably closed up shop by now
>>571288961one is greasyjeet the other is troon-box, idk the third
>>571288892I’m not Creasy, and I’ll let them figure out why this game is bad, even if we win.
This thread sucks
>>571288892>>571288804It's a false flag. The anon sees a post that implies a game went bad, and then pretends to be one of the players to stir some shit.
>>571288714Shards are such a precious resource I honestly think any scholar that does this is one of those retarded NPC cattle who don't have an inner voice and can't imagine an apple or hypothetical scenarios
>>571289265only acceptable at the giga-merchant
>>571288714The good scholars I see drop one on a downed ally then do the jumping bomb toss to finish the job really quick. That feels like the only way to make it feel meaningful. Speaking from the non-scholar on the team using your buffs perspective. I know scholars end up with the rest of the party having no items if they are dumb but I'll have my own stones to drop if I need it for an edge I want you to only use yours in the one two combo with bombs to res people yours shouldn't be wasted using them like a non-scholar would.
>use exalted flesh for damage>retarded scholar overrides it with a useless crab buffAll erg scholars are D tier
except terr of course
>>571289874Get raped loser
>>571289874You should be able to hang with no buffs and mentally regard all buffs as free bonuses. You won't rage at things you imagined in your mind as much like that.
>do seamless mod playing with friend>open world for more invaders so me and said friend can do 1v1 invasion while we wait for third friend>two people invade at the same time>CLEARLY indicate we can do seperate 1v1’s>second phantom starts attacking friend once theirs start>third phantom joins>starts running for friend getting 1v2’d>turns into 1v3 spam r1 fuckfest>they all kill him>turn on me and end up killing me nextyou’re all retarded faggots, this games community is nothing like the what the souls game community was like back in the days and the pvp is just absolute dog shit, should have gatekept harder to stop these faggots from playing this game. had some retard just perma running away too when invading when we were obvs happy with taking turns 1v1ing
>>571290004A short fat bald brown "man" from venezuela just posted this image, so weird!
>>571290273you opened your world to infinite invaders and got infinite invaders. you sound so cucked
>>571289874Just eat your flesh after the crab goes out, genius.
>>571289019Nah, From was always a small studio before Elden Ring blew up, and they made other games which includes the AC series. It's not really comparable to Western studios committing suicide by hiring hundreds of diversity hires.
Now that it is safe to use will /erg/ switch over to mmv with matchmaking?
>>571290273>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO PLAY THE GAME HOW I WANT YOU TO!!!>*gets raped by lappchads*why are PvE redditors like this bros?
>>571289019they're gonna end up closing shop anyway, they can only shit out the same rolling simulator for so long before people start to get tired of it, I give them maybe another decade of popularity and I'm being generous
gg cold bug.
gg animus damn i already took the L the other day but I guess it just kept counting
>>571290273you seem...upset?
>>571291039My build had so much aura
>>571291197the ice and fire guy...
Ender Lillies is making fun of us again.>>741496358
>>571290585FROM is probably in a really good position because they came from a different background before gaming. They used to write tax software for the Japanese government. Imagine how shrewd and to the point a company like that could be by naturally being a workforce that went to school and higher education for a much more rigorous field than the gaming industry and the clownshoe it interacts as. Remember when they got the IP rights back to one of their biggest IPs so it couldn't be Blue Pointed? How much pull and know how and flexing do you think this little independent gov't contracted fax software company turned gaming juggernaut can dick swing behind the scenes when needed? Instead of being weird game loving hippies or nerdlingers turned game devs with all the attitudes and lifestyles of that they are japanese salarymen that got to show their pent up imagination, they are going to have a different bite to their portfolio I'd think. Good money, good connections, good will, good image. They have all the things you need to be bullet proof forever.
Silkreign part 13
>>571291560>>/v/741496358/
>>571291927>>571291560nice one idiot lol
>>571291927>>>/v/741496358
>>571290004do you look like that?
ggs fulghor, nice little free for all at the end
>elf can't even crosslink correctly>took 3 tries
>>571291818who the hell is that
ggs little hors
>>571292273>>571292130gg erg girls
>>571291560>>571291927>>571292064sybau elf
>>571292242Hornet and lace
Time to pick up a noice on charge weapon and not use it until half way thru night 2 because I forgot it had the bonus.
Why does my level 40 character get summoned to fight the dragon on the farum great ridge so often? The host always gets one shot in seconds and then summons me against a few minutes later. What for? Why kill that dragon at such a low level? What does that dragon even drop that you want so badly? As far as I know it just drops runes and there’s much easier ways to get those.
Someone stream im bored
ah, elden ring duels with my hυsband in the middle of the work day
>>571290273stopped reading at seamless, glad that happened to you or sorry it didn't
>>571292897A few gameplay systems interact to funnel people there as the simple trick leveling reddit move. If you do it right there is no risk so you can smoothbrain thru it and then get on with your game.
Damn. I knew something was odd from the very beginning of the game. The game took too long to load. Very odd loading time.So when I realized that the first worm phase wasn't coming, I thought "ah... there it is".We had the tools to win the game, but we didn't move far away enough from the pack. They going to target the person without a less likely. So that person needs to run away from them, so we're not dealing with multiple birds at once.
>>571294719Sorry boys! I've never been bait on that fight. I tried to imitate what I've seen anons do, but I couldn't. Not a bad way to end a streak, hit my new best of 73. Also I think we skipped the worm phase cause of me using my invis ult.
>>571294805I'm trying not to be to distraught. I was only 3 games away from a new best. I only needed that one, and then two more to finally be over the hill.
>>571294719I won't run away from them. I'll always fight. You CAN change the future!!!!!
>>571295053Me too, I was feeling like 100 was a possibility.
>>571291197yikes and clashing
>>571279390Claws do not have an arcane scaling anon
>>571295424Do u just pop into random threads on the catalog for games you have never played
>>571291197it must be a huge penis
gg hot goat, he didn't even stand a chance.
>>571294805>>571295053Names?
reject streakmaxxingembrace fun
>>571295662DevilPractice cc
ggs i love sending undertaker's like ordinance when i have defmotag
GG ED Libra. I thought fighting at full power deal only happens at non-ed. I was almost tempted to take that. Also that early balancers, did my ult save you guys or do they teleport with half health even if you are downed?
>>571295758>>571295591gg ed goat (different game)
>>571295959yeah your ult revived me for balancers right as the screen went darkbut then a lobster and 4 frogmen and a balancer were in the boss room and I died a bunch
>>571294719>>571294805Oh, it's the raped...
gg big goat, was running with two 'max death reduces hp' so those downs felt especially nastyGood work dealing with the summons too, I had garbage spells for them, no stars of ruin all run>>571295959Ye it got me too, I thought it would've missed since it looked like you fired it at Mush and I was a bit behind you but I spawned in fine afterwards
why didn't you take the bleed talisman back
>>571295726Streaking past 100 is pointless. It’s fun getting to 100 with the tension of disconnects and teammates but once you get there you realize you can just do endlessly if you get lucky with connections using one character over and over again or checking your teammates before the game if you want to be a little adventurous but those games end up being boring anyway.
fc?
>>571296664okay
>>571296761japs are so weird
are there any humans in the queue
>>571283693Yup, that's the troon accent alright. Absolutely disgusting. The fact I have to share a thread with the likes of you makes me ill.
>>571296658weird shitter cope, you don't just automatically win runs
>>571297384I'm playing Balatro, maybe later
>>571298027i said humans
>>571254565Thanks doc
>>571297983I could’ve if I was being autistic and just running what I ran during my 100 streak. It’s less a show of skill going beyond 100 just a sign of being a boring person
>>571273869>>571274120>videos privatedaiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee
>>571291673Source for any of this?>>571291818Good character designs but don’t care about the story
>>571298275you just got lucky you got carried
>>571298364>>571275646>>571278254https://voca.ro/119HRnw7RVcn
>>571280627Cute as shit >>571280249Calm down terr
>>571299142qrd?
>>571299356voice of trish
>>571298124Hot pic>>571289940*especially t***
Terr obsessed schizo is here
>>571299371sounds cute
>>571288961>>571253797>>571295662terrjeeta trans dalit extraordinaire
gg internet! Was going nice too. I really gotta set up my recording software, you went full Adel. Spinning through the ult, rapidly ulting over and over, flipping around and then spinning along the ground at hyper speed across the screen.
gg greg lag
GGs Coldogs.NGL Yoe I didn't expect you to survive those two trips in the rain for flasks but you did. Also kinda cool powerstanced builds Joll.
gg cold dogs. Got this as a drop after too.
>>571296658meanwhile trishtina swapped between reclusetina, duchesstina, and undertakertina a lot throughout her 200 streak.
>>571299890Did you guys lose after i disconnected
>>571300130Why did you post 1000 murk?
>>571290290Evidence for your claim?
>>571300250Yeah it kicked me out and the session wasn't restored. It says loss, but I didn't lose any points though so I don't think it counts as a loss?
>>571300198Don't talk about yourself in the third person raped maggot
>>571283693cute troon voice
>>571300391At the end of the day she won against the schizotinas
>>571290762that would be the best case scenario, and might have even been the likeliest scenario over a decade ago, but with the subhumans that currently populate this hobby they’re seemingly set up for life with the low standards they need to meet
gg doglets, yet another trip to the crater with nothing to gold lol>>571300106to be fair I didn't go for the flask, just for the rise for some much needed fp. And there were like two graces on the trip back since I killed the demi human queen along the way so it was a pretty safe dip. That second one was pure greed though, but it got me my crystal torrent so well worth it>>571300130pretty neato
>>571285768Ok? Want a cookie?
>>571300539>gg doglets, yet another trip to the crater with nothing to gold lolThe special merchant felt like a scam. Did so much hardwork at level 4 killing that red camp and nothing cool.
>>571300848white ropes all over her chocolate tits
>>571284789I don’t think Chris Chan is posting in these threads, no.>>571283919>>571285964What does your husband do?
>>571300615>sperging out this hard because someone speaks in a videoholy mindbroken indian
>>571300924me on the bottom left
>>571300872Feels that way most of the time tee bee haych, but still usually worth it for ritual sword and a purple stone. At least this one had 2 'attack at full' which I carried to the end of the match so it wasn't the worst big merch I've seen
>>571300924D E L H I E L HI
>>571261176boofed that freak
>>571301658Why are you replying to yourself 8 hours later?
zorban won
>>571282869>>571283038DMV5? DanteV?
>>571302138zorfat will die of heart disease at 35
trish I need your opinion on something.
>>571258684>zanzibartfag saying this
>>571302359sup
>>571302509Is it true that you look like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMBGsJa_F6A
>mindbroken by trannies
>>571302581arriba arriba
this general
>>571302983truke
>>571302983Japanese are honoraryans.
>>571297772Quality FernGOD post
turishu my sweet wife...
>>571300615kek get fucked idiotrev up those proxies fuckboy
where is cc
>>571303531in queue
>>571302105im not. good cope though.
>>571303146don't say this we all know their business practices
>>571303456No...
GG DreglordYou shoulda waited for scholar at that first POI, we coulda instakilled the invaders with the chariotI mean we technically still could have, but they just didn't end up in the AoE
gg dreglord kek that was probably one of the best runs I've hadInvader camp & swamp plus full castle clear on day one left us at lv14we'd cleared so much I had to ping swamps>>571304237ah yeah i always forgot scholars ult can do that
>>571302983Japs aren't flooding english boards, retard.
>>571302581i went to school with this bloke
Thinking of trying Nightreign with 3 other friends. What are the known issues with seamless co op mod? The modder hasn't provided a changelog and talks like a fag.
>>571305803The game selects 3 players as the "main" crew and if those go down during the night you'll lose even if the fourth is still alive.
>>571305803there's a chance that anyone past the first 3 will have their relics disabled when you get in an expedition
Prease queue.
>>571306369No
>>571306059Is it random or just the first three players in the queue? I can deal with it if it's the latter.>>571306094I don't really know what relics or expeditions are but how do you deal with the issue?
>>571303754You are though
>>571306594I think it's random.
>>571305803it's pride month you're not allowed to badmouth any queer folk
>>571307375Eh I guess that's fine too. Any other glaring issues?>>571307480Sorry, I meant to say he talks like a homosexual.
>>571306594relics are perks you apply before starting a mission (expedition) if yours are disabled i think you can fix it if you die and respawn
>>571283213this but terrcuck
>>571307795you're still insulting QUEENyui, do better
>>571307860I see, thanks. Anything else I should know?
>>571307343keep saying it. im sure it helps make you feel better.
>>571307941Not not quite the same because it’s purely himself doing that.>>571303456Terrtroons…
>>571289940good joke lmao
Dark souls thread gone cuz it's uncshit?
gg mystery hot dog
300% night's tide damage is spicy, GG mystery ED Auger
why yes, I declare him legally deceased
>>571283668your so valid for that, same
>>571302495our games sold and won thoughbeit.
>>571309350Stop replying to yourself freakazoid
>>571308759where do you think you are
gg normal adelGame had it out for me that whole run - abysmal drops and only 48% successive attacksand the hippo incident lol
>>571311158gg cute special game! Golden hippo GAWD. I was laughing the whole fight.
>>571311158gg, yeah it could have gone better. It was mostly our routing I almost never route and no-one else seemed to want to so we probably fucked that up. But at least we won.
>>571281775you are 300 lbs
>>571311408Bottom lobby
wtf is a nine box
>>571310543Retard
gg cold dog
>>571311282Mommy
>>571300489See >>571300391
>>571312860ggs adel, fun run kek
>>571312961raped poster
>>571312961Refer to >>571284789
it's finally over, i'm free from all bosses regionlock permadeath no quitouts/memory of grace
>>571312291That’s not how the line goes
>>571314283you weird for that just saying
gg cold dogs.
>>571315519gg overpowered baby dog run>>571312961<3
pondering my pivipi kami turishu over some espresso
>MMV+Weapons Mod matchmaking just werks nowneat
>>571316172is there a modpack people are using for it now?
>>571308989hehe
>>571315572When are you killing yourself?
>>571316279yeah they've officially bundles the mods together
>>571316279MMV + Weapon Mod + Server redirect is a single package on the MMV download page. From looking at the discord the generic MMV without weapon mod is dead and no one plays it, I wasnt able to get matches until I switched to weapon mod package. The one caveat is that it doesn't use seamless, so no 6 man lobbies.
>>571316580>>571316492Oh cool. Guess I'll mess around with it
>>571316445Heat death of the universe.
>>571300923cumming to girls makes you gay
>cupcake irl
>>571316580the fact it doesn't use seamless is probably a good thing as far as the player base is concerned
>>571317403Oh my science...xhe is so beautiful...
>>571317403there was this guy in my hometown who looked exactly like this and would gracefully pace the high street all day with a parasol. freaky stuff
ggs dreglord, the rot invaders went a lot better than i imagined
>>571318718I for one enjoy the moments of staring a hole into Scholar, wondering if he has ult or not as impending doom approaches and praying he does
>>571318829yeah I was one kill short of it so I went downguess I gotta start rolling for defmoa+1 with grease buff
What’s the most annoying type of caster to fight and why is it the comet spamming asshole who seemingly has infinite mana
q
So much trans schizoposting today and theyr'e still here playing the game and getting phat streaks, all you're doing is spam the thread
>>571319315star kiter
now i want to invade on the pottermore build again fuh you bih
Comet?80 Intelligence80 Mind+Azur’s Staff +Azur’s Crown+Radagon’s Icon +Godfrey’s Icon +Hidden Cerulean +Hidden Viridian +Tank summon of choice Comet go BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT plopping a Terra Magica BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT Malenia down first try BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT Rellana down first try BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT BZZRT Messmer down first try BZZRT BZZRT BZZRTEasiest build imaginable unless you go into NG++ for that enemy health bloat
We need to rank the streaks, post your highest depth streak. I think so far the order is >Practice 400 something >Trish 200 something >Devil 150-200>cc 150-200Who else?
Does anyone else find solo runs more enjoyable?
>>571320405practice has never posted logs and is known for scummy behavior such as seed checking, ain't no way he's legit, all the others have posted them
>>571320409Solo runs are always more enjoyable because bosses have way too much health when in multiplayer. I don’t know why Miyazaki is obsessed with health bar bloat. I don’t know why he’s obsessed with making boss battles last as long as possible.
>>571320368With the moon’s debuff and some talismans (magic scorpion, graven school, etc) you could stack multipliers for some truly incredible amounts of damage desu, nearing 100% damage increase
might sell my vig for end and be a lightrolling swift shard spammer
>>571320405Friendly reminder streaks are invalid if you have D(eity) tiers like Roxy blocked
Lusat’s staff + Primeval crown = 20% magic damage increase (Karolos/Olivinus)Terra Magic = 22.50% magic damage increase Magic scorpion + Graven school talismans = 20% magic damage increase Godfrey icon = 15% charged damage increase Rennala’s moon = 15% magic damage increase debuff
>>571320405Devil and Cc have higher streaks than trish doebeit
Shabriri’s howl also increases magic damage
>>571321302>source: my collapsed neovagina
>>571320405Sludge has 107oie has 101cupcake has 73
Remember when Terra magica was a 35% increase lol
>>571320405>PracticeSeed checks every game and preserved his winstreak multiple times by hitting alt f4 before the defeat screen finishes>TrishDuo q and also abuses alt f4>DevilCheated relics on Wylder>CCThis could be the only legit one on this list, proof of his winstreak?
>>571320405I got up to 256 before Manta destroyed it, hopefully I can beat that before I next encounter her again
>>571321631>hiscc is a girl
duo q is such a funny cope, as if that meant you instantly win every game
>>571321909Let’s see the number
>>571322132t. serially seethes at practice for seed checking
we banned practice, devil, zdara, trish, tinpo and terr from the streak list for cheating and/or duoing
does that mean shifty has our highest streak?gaolden god...
>ITT jealousy
>>571321909You destroyed it yourself by not being able to carry actualy.
>>571320405Creasy: 51
here comes the expert analysis by unkown sub 100 streaklets
>>571319690Sad but true>>571319315Ugly creature
>>571322521As someone who has sissy streaked. I don’t think anyone should be jealous of us and all derogatory statements are true and factual
>ergie sissies and trannies have some of the highest streaks
>>571323168Don’t forget jobless, smelly and fat
>>571323625gamers are skinny doe
>>571323625fat tits true
Maybe the people who left after summer fest were onto something
>>571322216sure>>571322531heh yeah kinda, playing with erg made me complacent
gg horselet, only took until day 2 circle close to find a sorc that wasn't worse than pebble
Is Snoy putting Bloodborne on PC anytime soon emulators are a pain
>>571322521>being jealous of someone playing like a little bitch for 16 hours straight every dayNice headcanon, retard.
there it is
>>571326198Kys, troonpoo.
>>571326317>namedropping your superiors unpromptedclassic sign of the violated
how is trish
>>571326495
>>571326495having long moments of self-reflection, ideally
>>571326495just chilling watching streams rn hbu
GG HeolstorMaliketh's blade sure is cool looking, shame it's kinda mid.
>>571254565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9WFyzLdcIhttps://spagato.itch.io/revenant-runso what's the in-game music?>Music - Waterflame, BoomKitty, Teminite, Autodidacticfucking faggot doesn't post the track name(s) and I ain't gonna check each of these other dude's songs
It may be the sleep deprivation talking, but I don't think I can improve on my streak any further. The last loss took so much wind out of my sails. It would take a whole week of games to get back to where I was. And because I'm not good enough to carry, it would take a lot of luck. The only way I can improve beyond this point, is by grinding solo games, and/or utilizing the boss fight mod to train against bosses I'm still weak against. Playing in trios doesn't net me enough experience to learn bosses properly. To learn their ins and outs.I feel like the ship has sailed however. If I were to go on a training arc, it should have happened months ago. Starting today feels too late.
>>571326903do you like burnt peanut and clav
>>571328186you shouldn't be trying to streak anyway, leave that to confident players who carry their own weight
>>571328470I watched burnt peanut for a bit, qrd? he had like 300k viewers on youtube...second one I don't knowUsually I watch small streamers
>>571328708trash you must die, by killing yourself
>>571328708oh just asking ha>Usually I watch small streamersb*sed..
>>571328186You guys don't improve because you don't do solo practice or play with randos or even try to ping a route. some of you guys are basically useless for anything besides pressing r1 at the boss
>>571329608Did you meant clavicularhe mog crazy style or something am i right fellow youngsters
>>571328708trish a cutie
>Night of the Lord is basically irrelevant because needing to swap weapons all the time is not only annoying, it's made worse by passives being so important and the added affinity attack power effect has been powercrept by balanceslopWhat a shame
>>571329816yuh he ascended and now mogs from the realm of forms
gg red birds, that looked pretty nasty in the middle there, damn worm got me when he resurfaced. I didn't even think that'd be a hitbox and thought I was in the clear after he nearly jumped right on my head
>>571329681Name? To know you play on the pass?
When are we getting our Moon Mech?
Certainly better than the last ED balancer game.
>>571330192I'm terr
>>571330192Sludge Merchant
>>571329681>you don't do solo practiceWell yeah. I more or less said I don't.>or play with randosI used to. But they're too chaotic.>or even try to ping a routeMy pings get ignored. Either they don't like what I ping, or they're just A type personalities that insist they're always in charge.
Where is sludge...
>>571329681i don't solo practicei don't play with randosi don't use any boss arena modsand i've definitely improved playing on the password
>>571330664improved at getting carried by S tiers maybe
>>571330641
pls q
queued on xbox
The text box of some great rune shattering or something in SoTE is the dumbest thing ever. I remember not even being able to read it when it popped up on day one and freaking out
What happened to all the cute and nice erg boys?
>>571332896I've been taking care of them, they are resting.
>>571332896slutsuna...
>>571332896the scarlet rot
That lingering AOE after the knockout was bullshit lmao
>>571332896all left the asset flip for coopsloops not in EoS
Does chilling mist make you do faster frost build up?
what else would it do
>>571334509It's a buff + aoe fart cloud
solved gennie
queue on PC
>>571335305false since it’s still plagued by the dsjeet albeit >>571330234gross
>>571334114We can still save erg
>>571323625Only one can be true.
>>571325891Nope.>>571330103>>571329816English.
>>571335779host fc
>>571325891Won't you please set up shadps4 with the 60fps bloodborne mod for me nonnykins?
>>571336092boa noite
whoopin and whippin
>>571322757>>571319690As a disabled 400 pound trans black woman, this means so much to me. Thanks for protecting my rights sisters.
>>571308545Nope it's pretty obvious you are
>>571338581felt better after 5 hours of telling yourself it? good to see
>>571338954You confirmed it just now thanks
gg greggers, nicely stacked run but pretty gutted there was no Marais at that legendary merchant
>>571339405gg good idea to go nice staff
>>571339506the staff rng around was pretty great, both getting shattering crystal right off the bat and with comet on yours too was insaneo
>>571339207was me actually lol gg
>>571340345Glad you admitted to it now we can move on
>>571340676not the other guy tho just fyi
>>571339207that didn’t happen but you’re an expert at imagining things so you’ll be fine
>>571342532It did happen actually you just proved it again
>>571343013like i said - an expert
gg hot birds
>>571343064An expert at exposing you? Yes indeed
>>571343283gg im glad it was giga birds, killing the worm is kino
>>571343306he is not me you weird paki
>>571343306that is him you clocked his ass real good
>>571343541No one believes you
is there anyway to actually control aggro short of someone not attacking at all?I play executor, I WANT to reflectbut NOTHING focuses me, everits more common for me to literally never gain aggro in a fight than to actually have aggro at allmy relics are ALL offensively based with +4 attack etcI've had BBH walk into me for > 30 sec without swinging because I was body blocking themI am always out of stamina due to recklessly swinging or sprinting to catch upwhat am I doing wrong
>>571346035>exesaar are zdps cuck watchers and cant pull aggro KEK!
>>571346035Guarding draws aggro. It doesn't feel like it responds fast enough for how the game is played though.
new thread?
>>571346035No not really, stagger and damage are main onesThats why greatbows generate so much agro whereas discuss of light generates almost none
>>571346035You're not getting your epic 10 minute 1v1 deflection duel. Use it when stuff is on you. If a boss isn't aggro'ing you then go in, you literally start with a bleed weapon you dumb cunt
Exejeets are so lame and raped...
>>571346736brown lolcow pick what do you expect
>>571346035practice brings a bow/repeater xbow to dogs so that he can hit them when he doesn't have aggro to generate aggro and then once he gets aggro the deflect stance damage is usually enough to hold it for long enough
>>571332896I'm right here
>>571335779uoh?
>>571347235>>571346801Stop jerking off in public
gg hotdogs nice worm stagger finish at the end there
nail biter when they all spawned ontop of us randomly but we melee chad'd our way thru
>>571347375nightmare lobby that wipes to mohg 50% of the time
>>571346795thats actually genius considering how much aggro you draw with ranged weapons
>>571347491learn from PRCi still don't know why he goes out the front on troll castles, my guess is splitting up to kill them is faster?
