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Ive lost about 2000 crystals from clocks can I get them back
Digitan LOVE
>>571283640I thought I was looking at 2 amoguses
>>571283593gwo...
I want to pat Spe-chan's fat tummy for a job well done after she demolishes an entire buffet
>>571283593yes only $30
>>571283459
my retard brain went on autopilot and i accidentally did my daily legend race against vodka somehow
Post images lucklets will never see
Tachyon LOVECafe is okay
I want Fuji Kiseki to take over my office. Just come in when I'm out on an errand, take my chair, and refuse to leave. Then when I get back, she tells me she saved a spot for me and rolls the chair out, pointing to under the desk. After I get under the desk, she slides her chair back in and spreads her legs, showing she's not wearing anything under her skirt. She reminds me that I told her today was her rest day, and that I would do anything she wanted. She runs her fingers through my hair, I can hear her giggling as she pulls my head closer. She tells me to make my tongue useful as my nose is buried in her trimmed bush...
Hello friends!!
>>571283593>bricked
wahey
Ze flatliner has been terminated. Dahby posting barely avoided.
If you go outside today there may be a gyaru waiting for you
they should give out crystal shards as an award for winning CMs
>>571283874So long as there are flatliners I will continue my justice
>>571283929Deep cut
>>571283874Too little too late
>>571283748I'm a lucklet. I saw that after 162 pulls.
>>571283798>>571283748>>571283829sex>>571283904i prefer her trad wife friend
>>571283904it's 35° outside, I'm good
>>571283929
>>571283904Why are gyarus so good at getting my cock hard...
>>571284110and then reine got curb stomped next cm and stopped larping about liking uma
>>571283671
>>571283671>>571284231Spechud isn't cute
>>571284328Im not convinced
>>571283593bro like... just press speed... career is unloseable
Shhh she's sleeping
Its the Shabbat, I will not play MANT today.
>>571284231agemasen huh?okay, we'll see about that hehehe
satono bros our overseas dreams
>>571284208>Retards with massive egos drop the game when they lose too many times for their likingLove to see it
Stop asking me if my deck has f2p replacements or if X works on X track, do you not have a fucking brain capable of research?
Uma for this particular feel? No creek allowed, go away avatarfags.
Oh great the dog is back
>>571284817>do you not have a fucking brain capable of research?I probably do, to a degree, but I'm also extremely lazy and can't be bothered to give this game more effort than f2p casual behavior.Thank you for asking, though!>>571284835We LOVE the dog here
dodging danger niggas...
>>571284821> "Whats 2+2, and don't say 4, thats boring"
>>571285018SEX
>>571283904gyarus aren't real
>>571284796every single holoEN was larping how they're such a uma musume fan just to get fucking shat on in the first or 2nd cm and forget completely they didn't even last until aoharu
>>571283904I don't want to communicate with teenage girls and/or the mentally deranged
>>571284639oh hi curry
>>571285229That's entirely the fault of cygames for releasing a busted port with no real quality of life attached.URA 1.0 is the worst scenario in the game, what did you expect
>>571283904>If you go outsideI'd rather not, also my middle foot toe is broken.
>>571284821my bro
>>571283904A nice gyaru or a mean gyaru?
>>571285436URA 1.0 was the last good scenario in the game
>>571285436lol cope vtuber faggot
>>571285462based choicehttps://exhentai.org/g/3107837/a071844b99/https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/https://exhentai.org/g/3484571/95b83531ce/https://exhentai.org/g/3704502/0e44a5f1a6/
>>571285508it's a scenario made explicitly for whales, and if you don't believe me, go make an S rank with your current day deck and see how easy it isits so deck dependant that people could barely get A+ ranks or anything above 450 wit
>>571285462tail wrapped twice over...
>>571285604my first S rank was in URA, after Unity had been released, with an f2p deck
nobody bounces like this
>>571285708oyakodon
>>571283803hi
>>571285604>The quality of a scenario is determined by the ranks of the uma it produces
>>571284817Yaeno might not say this, but she should
>>571285467The only good gyarus are the mean ones
I was doomscrolling twitter and forgot to get my shoes
>>571285960mambro...
>>571285708she doesn't look very happy
>>571285943Nyaruhodo…
Okay but we got two open spots in Mambo as of today. Time to join now!
>>571286176Get in line bud, we've got like 8
>>571284817>>571285914Bamboo Memory would say this
>>571286220Excelbwo...
morning
i didn't want to say it, but i'm starting to feel burnt out with uma
>>571286338Hey sexy
Are you confident that what you said was accurate?
>>571286220No, all must MamboOoOOo
>>571286176My club will have 2 openings next week>1 flatliner>Me if theres no 1st Global anniversary gibs
>>571286338Mornin bill.
>>571286414>starting
>>571286414Just do a single run of some parent uma like dober or sky and call it a day after bro. That's what I'm doing
>>5712864142 more weeks until MANT is over Falcobro
>>571286006oyakodon
>>571286449No
saw a Falcobro on /vm/a who has turf S and distance S and all the skills. I thought it was impossible
Factoribro
dead general
>>571286414@grok post the copypasta
>>571286414>>571286496Same I havent played jrpgs and western AAA games since playing uma, backlog must have built up by now. I will drop uma if we are below class 6 25k cutoff. Game is at deaths door.We had a good run.
>MANT is only halfway overwhy even live
>>571285943As a trainer, I'd be too intimidated to approach them and scout them as my trainee.Oh well! I'll just hunt down an easy uma instead!
>>571286564>2 weeksmore like a month bro, it's not going away until mid july
>>571286823>Same I havent played jrpgs and western AAA games since playing uma,samealso way behind on my animethis game is ruining my life
If I don't get MLB Tachyon within 400 pulls I'm quitting.
aieeeeee don't buy from lootbar
>>571286414I'm at the point where I didn't bother getting distance S and best stats. I just settled on mediocre carries with the required accels
>>571286832what do you mean halfwaytheres 2 cms left and the last one is mid july
>>571286982what about your crystals?
>>571286995
>6 more months of MANT it's never been more over
>>571279635I just don't see why if anon breaks the rules he's not kicked immediately. If a nigger can't even do a sprint URA career every 72 hours, there's no way kicking him will negatively impact club rank. Really glad my danchou purges flatlining faggots every month. Praised be danchou.
>>571287190cool it with the explosive racism bwo
>>571287069I'm donating them to umacharity.
>>571287132>6 more monthsanon, I have some bad news about the schedule. Cygames is delaying GL for Global until February 2027. Something about 'strategic initiatives'.
>all clubs now have flatliners>even the A+ ones>rules not being enforced for the sake of not losing membersI think it's safe to say everyone's MANTbroken
>>571287363hi oguri
>A+ drama cycle beginingcomfy A clubs stay wining
>>571287736Autis/uma/bwo...
>>571287736my danchou from my previous A club was such a nice guy, I only wish him best even when he said I can always come back anytime...
I've been botting MANT parents every day for months now with my own Sweepy fork, I can't imagine manually having to play this game for non-ace runs
>>571287736It's just Mambo. Thats not even newsworthy anymore
is MLB Tachyon really necessary if you already have 2 good MLB speed cards? i have MLB Kita and Kawakami princess. In that situation, wouldn't light Hello 3LB be more beneficial?
>>571287904Light Hello only really wants 2lb and you are obviously rolling for both. Also Tachyon is better than Kawakami Princess
>>571287904>already have 2 good MLB speed cards? i have MLB Kita and Kawakami princessSo what's your second?
>>571287603Yeah Im so broken, I might quit next week. I dislike how Cyjews rigged the races after prentending to be generous with the clocks. I lost twice in Juvenile Fillies with 400 speed not once but twice.
>>571287904>good speed cards>kawakami
>>571287857Danchou may let you back, but you will never be one of us, and we won't let you forget that.
Which Uma would be willing to wear other Uma's racewear in the bedroom for (You)?
>>571287904>Kwabakami>goodlol
Uokka!
>>571288027digitan
Which Uma would be willing to let me wear their racewear in the bedroom?
>>571288092Hag vodka...
My club's quota isn't even enforced anymore. It's just danchou carrying our asses and not to fall to A~B+
>>571287664I didn't have that Oguri, cute. I need a better way to remove artifacts than Paints generative erase function. Kind of wish I weren't a potato at image editing.
Which Uma would be understanding if I cheated on her with Fuji?
>>571288213autisumabwo...
>>571288185And Hag Daisca
It's ramonover
>>571288010>>571287989>>571288046You clearly don't have Kawakami if you're bashing herShe guarantees you'll cap speed and comes with free prudent, which is one of the only things that Smaru speed doesn't give you for free. And 1LB Smaru is basically free with ticket + selector, so that'd make 3 excellent speed cards right there. Can't see a situation where MLB tachyon would moderately improve this. Her gold skills aren't even good for anyone but Xoguri.
>>571288341why is Tazuna such a homewrecker?
>>571288338They have the same win rate?
>>571287904you can cope (or so anons say) in GL if you have 2 good MLB speed cards, but Kawakami is not a good SSR speed card
>>571288341
>>571283904>go outside>see no gyarus>get attacked by a mockingbirdnot doing it again
>>571287904having the Kita and SR Sweepy combo is enough, then you can just borrow Maru if building fronts or Tachyon for general use. obviously, you can roll until you have your own MBL Tachyon if you want to leave the friend spot for specialized style supports like CB
Uma&Co would be bleeding members right now if not for the narrative that their members are blacklisted by the other clubs.
Sorry danchou, I decided that I'm getting back into reading manga.
>>571288320whoever says she forgives you, would cry a lot when she's alone
>>571288496I personally have CB already but I get your point
>>571288520everyone burnt out...
>>571288024nyo... my clubmates were nice
>>571288320fuji
>>571288520Unironically the narrative is keeping them alive
>>571288320NoneYou might get stabbedOr kicked in the head
>leave MANT to me
I want to eat food with Spe and Oguri
>>571288682I wanna see her steamy and succulent bush
>>571288682>takes (You) to her parents house
>>571288460Ramonu REALLY loves racing though?
>>571288682I lost
>>571288682She's got that hag stench...
>>571288682are her tits really that huge? that's insane
>>571288682>mareoh no
wtf I just got kicked from my club
are you kidding meI'm using the sweepy card just for this skill and now I get this event
>>571288847She is a fully grown mare, bro
I wish my danchou would swap his ugly profile uma already
I just killed my danchou...
>>571288996thats his wife you cant say that
>>571288984Ew ew ew
>>571288996
aaaaaaaaaaa bakushin why are you like this
>>571288996don't shay that...
>>571288368>Kawakami>guarantees you'll cap speedsure, just like Brian guarantees you'll cap speed. I'll grant you that guaranteed prudent is good, but her stat output is not going to be high, and very likely not enough to hit the increased speed caps very consistently. You could try it, I suppose, and 0lb/1lb Light Hello is perfectly copable, but anons have persuasively argued that mlb Tachyon is going to be substantially improving your deck. I'm sinking 400 rolls on her banner, but that's because I don't have a second non-welfare SSR speed card.
>>571288904nigga u flatlined?
wait so the SSR pick ticket do not get update?I thought I could hoard it until tychone ssr well what do I get then?
>>571288904Ex-Mambro your fan gain was supposed to be a gentle like Ogurin's tits and not flat as Tamtam.
>>571289403nyoidk creek or fine motion
>>571289403You gotta post your cards first
>people are STILL trying to cope about their MLB Brickakami
>>571289542>>571289516these are the cards I still have not MLB
>>571289560Smoochable princess
>>571289608Creek LB1 better start working on her
>>571289608are you planning to roll on either smaru or creek rerun next month?
>>571289034I wouldn't be able to get hard from Oguri Cap
>>571288448win rate for a broodmare means what percentage of her foals won at least one race. Both had 19 foals, 16 won at least 1 race, so 84.21% of their foals are winners. Considering that both have 3 foals that are yet to debut (1 2YO, 1 1YO and a fresh foal), I am pretty sure both will end up with a 100% win rateBut stat wise, Daisca comes out as a better broodmare as her kids have a bigger number of graded and G1 wins in totalVodka's kids graded wins = 49Vodka's kids G1 wins = 28Daiwa's kids graded wins = 63Daiwa's kids G1 wins = 41Vodka could still catch up as long as her remaning active kids have long and great careers while Daiwa's retier early with minimal winsBoth are set to retire from broodmare duty this year as they are too old to continue that career, they will join Machan on my retirement ranch. Aston Machan failed to get pregnant last year, so she retired at the end of it, here is her last foal
>>571289608Do you cleat event cards?
>>571289608I believe the SSR vouchers we currently have do not get updated, so the available pool is stuck. If I'm wrong about that, anons please correct me. Dump them on Super Creek. You (I assume) have Finemo, so Creek's the last of the Holy Supoka Trinity.
>>571289760go get head from a fat bitch and you will understand what the ogurifags are on about
>>571289748well I originally was going to use it on creekbut lately I havnt use super creek once so was looking for alternative
>>571289919you need one good stamina card, and you can get Creek to LB2, she's the strongest out of your available picks. If you get her MLB, you can copably skip Sounds of Earth. I luckshitted my MLB Creek, but I wish it had been Finemo instead, now I have to wait until November for a wit card.
Satono Reve a representative of the JRA and Japan got 2nd in the Queen Elizabeth II Jubilee StakesLugal also a horse from Japan and the JRA finished 8th
>Air Jihad is still aroundwild
>>571289919well you also have CB so rolling on the CB+creek banner should be good value assuming you have a big enough stash
>>571289221i guess my deck situation is a bit different to everyone else's because I don't need to borrow a skill card for mediums, I have Pasa for Killer Tunes and CB for Daring Strike so I can switch those around depending on umaso I feel like my borrow slot is free
>>571290129Really a shame, but landing 2nd in several overseas races is still not bad. He is pretty old, so I wonder when they will retire him. With his record, he shouldn't have problems with becoming a stud
so ded................
>>571288368>cant see a situation where Tach improves thisDo you understand how the raised speed cap works? Do you know how good 2 SP bonus is?Kawakami is a decent card but if you have Tach and Kita you are never using her again
>>571290823everyone is doing their fan runs rn
>>571283904there are no women at my local gym tho
>>571290860I don't trust you franklyIf i have the skill cards for the abundant medium CMs in GL my borrow slot is openif I really needed tachyon I would borrow her and I frankly don't think I do over something like Smaru
this game sucks
>>571290860Dude, this person is acting like a retard to farm (You)sNo one in their right mind is comparing KawaPri and Tachyon
>>571291158No one in their right mind is still playing this game
ikuno...................dictus
>>571291312So true
>>571290536A retirement any day would be understandable, he earned it
>>571291312How long are you going to keep this up bro she isnt coming until like late 2027Not that I want you to stop, I think ritualposting abour wife is based
any of these remaining careers fun or interesting?
>>571291573DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>571291158I dont think you even have the game experience to be such a cocky bitch about itname the 7 skill cards you borrow during GL. I know them, do you know them?
>>571291312Yosh! Ikunoooo!
>>571291573I like Ryan's
wow he really is acting like a retard for (You)s
Wait Dober and Taiki are roomies?
>>571291450My guess is that if he keeps the form in autumn they will keep him for another year if not then studt would be kino to see him win Takamatsunomiya for the third time in a row and finally get that QEII JS win
wait shit is the 7th anni live today
I can't find any good sprint parents to use as grandparents for my fronts...
>>571291837anyon...
>>571291837day 1 WAS todayday 2 is in 15 hours and 20 minutes
>>571291976>>571291925>slept through day 1>gonna sleep through day 2 toonyo...
>>571291976>Have to work tomorrowkill me
>>571291832That would be peak, he has the ability for it too
>>571291837you missed the doto swimsuit announcement gwo....
Wait does ZOguri just have to survive without an ult in career?
Any #kitasanskippers excited to finally be on equal footing with kita havers when Tachyon comes out?
>>571288460Is this real
>>571292297yeahbut usually I just stock up on 3 heals before kkksho anyway
>>571292297I buy 3 recoveries after the 2nd inspo
>>571292297Pace chasers have that privilege
I feel I'm being seriously gaslit by people who haven't even played GL. I have tried it for a few runs and i think the amount of stat pressure is overblown, it's certainly not enough to justify pulling 400 on a 3rd or even 4th speed card in your library just "to make it easier"If you like pace chasers it's certainly a big boon, but if you don't like.... It's an MLB or bust card and I don't think the carats required are worth it400 pulls split between two cards... I'm picking the more important friend card
>>571292325lollmao even
>>571292432>he's nyoticing
>>571292325who the hell skipped kita
>>571288280I don't really mind it desuand phew good you got the pixiv version, was posting on kuroba where the built in compression is mega ass as opposed to just turning it into a jpg in paint with no quality loss (afaik anyway)
>>571292432I'm never listening again to people who will say or advice "not to pull" on any meta cards after missing out on FineMo. Made my entire MANT miserable
>>571292050iirc It would be the first 3 time winner of the same G1 in JRA history, but there is also Costa Nova that can do it in the February Stakes and can't forget Meisho Tabaru in Takarazuka Kinen
>>571292542you didn't read the gaslight doc?
>>571292581i pulled on finemo and my entire MANT was still miserable
>>571292593gentilpoona...
does acupuncture actually do anything irl
>>571292581Finemo was good from day 1, If you had to pull on it instead of rerolling at the start of global you're kinda debuffed
>>571289809usually notI only do one career a day
>>571292432Imagine having an MLB ssr spd card that's not kitasan, fuku was a lie and so was ntr, if tachyon is going to be your 3rd or 4th speed card as you say then you got trolled lmaoooo
>>571292739>rerolling for FMthis is still a gaslight because it doesn't even get good until URA ended + rerolling for anything lb1+ was miserable
>>571291664can loli Dia overpower a grown up man or they only have superpower after growing up?
>Dig here, Windy!*unzips dick*
>>571293020YEOOOOOOOOWCH
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I pulled NTR, Finemo, Kita, and MANT is still a slog
So corner+hydrate+777+shake it out for zoguri?
>>571292581dont worry bro your GL will be miserable as well
>>571283593I'm high as fuck and I sat here for an hour thinking how it would be possible to lose rainbow or gold crystals from clocks
>>571292432Why don't you dumbasses just look at the stats of the cards and compare them yourselves? Why the fuck do you need to be spoonfed information before you make a decision?
Huh?
>>571293182the top performers on Hakuraku don't have shake it out gwo
>>571293241woahhh duuuuuuuuude...that's crazy...>>571283593maybe around 500 here but not like I have anything better to use them on
>>571293241wahuh
>>571293367irrelevant since I'm not a pig
>>571293281Yes, that's misleading, they're gonna believe we're not have baby making sex for life
>CM16Does Gutshin O card need to be mlb or can I just run 0lb for the skill? Or is it a meme and I'm falling for it
>>571293250Drake and Jorb
>>571293250in my case the answer to that is I don't fully understand all the elements. Like Tachyon has a 2 skill point bonus, right? Whoopdee fuckin' doo, if you train with her 30 times you almost get enough for a free green skill! GAMECHANGING! But apparently training modifiers all effect that bonus, so it's actually worth more like 300-400 skill points per run. Now I get it.
>>571284821
Should I play this or trickcal?
>>571293532>But apparently training modifiers all effect that bonus, so it's actually worth more like 300-400 skill points per runexactlylike I have 3 MLB speed ssrs and I'm most likely gonna mlb it anyway
>>571293532>effectoh no no minor spelling mistake esl detected
>>571293586trickcal deez nuts?
>>571293532Right, so now that you researched it yourself and used your brain you now know that it's a very powerful card for this scenario versus "le pacechaser card is like ntr and USELESS"
>>571293586 Have you heard of Raid: Shadow Legends?
>>571285436>egirls quitting was due to cygames releasing a game without real© QoL>Not because they couldn't handle losing >>571285604>t's a scenario made explicitly for whalesoh yeah the egirls who definitely didn't spend their infinite paypig money MLBing cards and dickpulling random shit because again, they would get 5000 ARS everytime they whined about not having enough jimmies
>>571293532Way more than 300-400, you train a lot more in GL
>>571293479stolen, thanks
>>571293793
>>571293715yea but the characters don't look cute like this game and trickcal
>>571293586you shouldn't play any gacha at all
>>571292034but it's illegal to work on Sundays, that's when everyone must rest and go to church
>>571293858are seiyuu not people to you
>>571293479>cunny cunny cunny cunny cunny cunny cunny cunny cunny cunny cunny
>>571293586>no cryers posted for thisI'm disappointed
>>571293926Noooo
>>571293841SHIBAL????
>>571290860>Kawakami is a decent card but if you have Tach and Kita you are never using her againNot that faggot, but you're using her for parent runs
>>571293586what's the difference
>>571293926they're called supiki
>>571293841
>>571293586why not both...
>>571294024dont you still just use Falco for groundwork and prudent?
>>571288368>>571290860>>571294024while kawakami has been amazing for mant specifically to get prudent, it's gonna fall off for me because I run kitasan as my only front MOST of the time, and she gets prudent from her career for free so now I get a free slot opened up for tachy and bakushin speed ssr which is a major upgrade compared to kawakami and bakushin
>decided to try my luck in the simulator>3 light hello and no tachyon in 300 pullsYeah things aren't looking good
>>571294310cow
>>571294310i always forget that sweet doto is in fact a stallionthe power of getting your balls clipped i guess
>>571294372that's good bwo!you poured all the bad luck into the sim!!!
>>571294227Falco's a power card that CAN give you prudent positioning instead of center stage which means getting the spark on a parent is less reliable.Ideally, you could run both
>>571294310i dance like this
why did they design a cowit's not just because of her huge tits this is actually just a cowisn't this a HORSE game? explain yourselves
>>571294372link the sim
>>571294964Milky.
>>571294973it's on gametora, dumbass
>feel something wet while wiping>look down>TP is soaked with blooduma for this feel?
>>571294964>it's not just because of her huge titsIt is. If you're going to make a girl with big tits you better bait for lactation art, it's the right thing to do.
>>571295151please seek a doctor if real
>>571295151You're too old now and you can also get pregnant
>>571294946you dance like a VILLAIN?
>>571295069what's your issue
>>571295151it's probably just an anal fissure stop spending so much time sitting on the toilet
>>571295151You probably had some very hard poop and it ruptured your butt a bit, nothing serious
I'm coping so hard right nowhow reliable is conc + early lead + FRS + pp/dd as groundwork activatorsactually whiffing reliable groundwork activation on vb
>>571295151>bright red: near the end of the digestive tract>brown or dark red: high colon or small intestine>black and tarry (melena): stomachI'm hoping for your own good it was bright red and you were just wiping too hard too much
>>571295467>it's probably just an anal fissurewhy did I image search that
do i take professor of curvature or radiant star or straightaway adept + double circle 2 corner skills pace chaser
>>571292581Why would you not pull for FineMo? Only reason is if you're a frontF2P and saving for maru+fm.
>>571295667curvature
>>571295667I don't know
>>571295667Who knows...
>>571295667Anybody saying curvature is lying to you
>>571295704nta but that's exactly who I am
>>571295467Considering he browses uma he probably got it from getting pegged too much
>junior yearits over...
>>571295667umalator it
>>571295151Have you taken a look at your shit? If it's red, hospital asapif it's just your toilet paper you just got fucked in the ass too hard idk
>>571296148diddy blud...
>>571295704I believed the "MANT is F2P scenario" and "You only need RB for MANT"
>>571296102quit run NOW
>>571296203Why didn't you roll on Curren Chan then?
>>571296410Because Curren
>>571296410curren wouldn't wear thiscurren would make me wear this
>>571285914>>571284817Yaeno wouldn't say this because she'd only have KSB/FM/Creek MLB'd with rolls she painstakingly saved up.And she wouldn't roll for one scenario wonders unless she happened to get them with free rolls
>>571295596Don't forget yellow/orange! Which... huh... what is the name for that again...
>>571296102Grab some salt with your right hand and throw it back over your left shoulder.
>>571291573Tickezo is as you'd expect (DAHBYYY focus with Biwa and Taishin showing up)I forgot what happens in Ryan'sAs much as I like Grass her career isn't that interesting.
>>571296456Fine Motion is uglier than Curren
>>571296489>yellow/orangeFat?I've had green/yellow ones due to bile and stomach acids not having enough time to be reabsorbed
mine is normally green
Im at touhoufestI got a surprising amount of ryan stuffAnd I found a whopping TWO pieces of dicta striker thingsI'll post a Pic later tonight
is Blossom good for this coming med cm
>>571291089I suck on those boobs
>>571296193Red is a GOOD sign, usually just means hemmorhoids or small tears at the end which is not serious... its dark or black blood which is a bad sign
>>571296928this dude eating grass
>>571296998Nah you don't need to
>>571296998have fun, danchou!
i fucking hate this card which one of you was glazing it
>>571296998Yes you have todon't listen to that faggot >>571297150
>>571295596when I eat liver its usually black is that something to worry about?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>571283925chrono should be my sex slave
>>571296826>>571296489Orange could be the blood from the fissures mixing with pus.WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS
>>571296998Sure but you can skip posting Ryan stuff
>>571296998why is there uma stuff at touhou fest
>>571296489it means your liver is kaput
>>571297062no
>>571297369Money
>>571297264Nah, I was talking specifically about blood on the stool. Liver is rich in iron so that's probably the reason.
>>571296998no need to post the ryan stuff. we all hate her.
how
I hate not having anything to do in the game I won't train for the sprint CM there is no rush at all
/uma/ - poop general
>>571297674you should be farming parents for GL
why are you guys making sprint aces I don't even have medium ones...
>>571296998Buy Ryan merch. This is an order.
>>571297640
>>571291669>>571291765>>571296727I'll choose Ryan because her tits are the biggest out of the 3, then Ticket after
>>571297674Start training Restraint parentsLooping takes a lot of time and a lot of borrows
>>571297789are there even any good restraint parents to borrow
>>571297719more like unka
added to the long list of things /uma/ would rather do than a single M*NT run:>shit review
>>571295151As someone who's been dealing with chronic Hemorrhoids for like a decade due to some health shit, if its bright red you basically never have to worry about anything except fixing up your diet. Protein heavy junk food like microwaved meals and fast food will ruin your stomach lining if you happen to have particularly weak intestines and it will take weeks to heal. I would replace my meals with more stir fry based stuff. frozen veggies are dirt cheap and you can add a shitton of stuff to them make it palatable. When I'm blasted off my ass I just stir fry a bag of california blend on a pan and this keeps me hungry till later. More fiber can help too, but don't overdo it. One Fiber rich meal a day or every couple days. And, this is important, You need to DRINK WATERDRINK MORE WATERDRINK TOO MUCH WATERYOUR BODY IS SCREAMING AT YOU FOR WATER
>>571297789>training restraint parents before GM
>>571297920But I am doing a MANT run as well
>>571297780i'll buy ryan merch if they ever buff her hairbut they won't
>>571297872See if either of these have room, an anon posted them a few days ago593044306546801488265859
I REALLY don't wanna do MANT....
>>571297739I already have stamina / speed + power / full power / full wit(!!!!) parentsI'm waiting for summer Golshi for parenting
>>571297975Wow I didn't know Dia was this helpful and this racist
>>571298193you NEED your own 9* speed parent gwo
>>571292635nobody fell for it, that faggot's stam gaslighting had already been refuted and his credibility was dogshit by October. No one skipped the Kitasan rerun if they didn't have MLB Kitasan already.
>>571283829WEIIIII!!!!
>>571298087I mean they have restraint but they don't have a lot of other stuff. You need DD+PP Ignited Wit a lot more than restraint
>>571298087>Fr*ntI need restraint to pair with mpb
Shakur still doesn't wear her G1 silks despite being released.
>>571298418There are people working on looping restraint but it's difficult when sweepy is so limited and you *need* to play Unity right now which sucks dick
>>571298181Then don't? You're acting like you're getting raped.
>>571298418>>571298495Start looping then, they have plenty for grandparents
>>571298341you don't3*speed 6*power x 2 is what you need or 3*speed 6*stamina + 9*powerdon't be silly
yada
>>571298667bwo your pasa!
>>571286176>check club>I haven't been kickedThanks danchud...
>>571298553>>571298632You know any of the best ones for looping
>>571298818you're next
>>571298607I am...
>>571298341i don't even have a 3* speed parent
>>571298818Literally just play the game within 3 days
>>571298948holee gyatt
>>571295704nta but I couldn't afford it. I was a complete newfag when I started Uma Musume in late July '25, blew all my starting carats on umas, and in August/September, when anons told me the reason my umas were so bad was because my deck sucked, I would dump a tenner on the current supoka banner every time I hit 1500 carats. Then I hard saved starting 1 October for Kitasan rerun and MLB'd her. At that point I hadn't rolled for umas since July and that was very shitty, so it was either skip the all-uma banner and VBourbon or roll for Finemo and hope I got 5 copies in 400 rolls. I chose the all-uma banner and VBourbon. No Finemo, no Riko (she shafted me, not a single R or SSR Riko in 100 pulls), no Fuku, no NTR. That's made my MANT runs sad, but it is what it is. If only I'd discovered /uma/ earlier, I could have rerolled my account for a 2lb Kitasan because I joined at the tail end of her banner. Oh well. Pic related will get me back on track, and I'm sitting at 89k carats right now.
>>571298857I have no idea what you're asking, but you can almost certainly figure it out on your own
>>571299156>2 uma banners in 2 weeks
>>571299156># Pulls>67
>>571299156>rolling on tarumaecongratulations on being the first person i've seen who cares about hermaybe the second
Now we're cooking
>>571299483i'm stupid and i posted in the previous thread lol. it's missing the first few minutes and seems to have some lag later but not like the outright drops the kick stream had during the live.we need more aimi
>>571299156>rolling for oonige, pace, front, endnigga choose a style and stick with it
>>571299724she's unbelievably cute, I must have her. Yes, I know she'll probably lose to Rickey every time, but I don't care. I haven't decided fully on Kitasan Blanco vs. VFujin, though. SMaru takes a bit hit because she can't use her card, and VBourbon takes a big hit because she can't user HER card, so I need more fronts (already have OG Suzuka obviously) but I don't know who's really strong / has a banner at a time when I can afford a spark. Making a proper pull plan is really, really hard.
>>571299923This is a Front/Pace pull plan
>>571300128Ramonu is aromantic why would she be upset about this?
>>571299923I would, but CB is non-negotiable. I blame the propaganda, but only 50%. Hokko's another oshi pick, she's just the cutestI'm mostly a frontfag, so it sucks that I have to spark 2 non-front umas, but at least I get Taabo who's another front.
Made chicken nugget parm but this time kept the nuggets on top instead of below the mozzarella
>>571293490You need MLB for 10 RB
>>571300079good taste
>>571299156>I would dump a tenner on the current supoka banner every time I hit 1500 caratsgrim
Borrow my Restraint Great Grandparent
>>571300128Serves the hag right
>>571299923i will pull for my wife's harem regardless of their style because they make her more powerful
>>571299724she's one of the featured singers of Legend Changer. I wouldn't know her at all if not for that.
>>571300237isn't turbo a 1-star? you will get it eventually
>>571300079Kitasan is a better ace but medium only and VFujin is better for mile and LoHTarumae is a pretty good dirt pace chaser and her alt is the best until Parade Falco
My balls itch
>>571300380>>571297998Still is such a semen demon..
>Description (in-game): Slightly decrease fatigue mid-race. (Pace Chaser)>Description (detailed): Pace Chaser・If you're in the first half of the pack at a random point during the mid-race, your stamina will slightly recoverHOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT HAS A POSITION REQUIREMENT AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>571300827Mare Oguri.....
>ramonu!>still!I'm playing both in the same team so I never lose.
>>571300128>Doing something like that in plain view of everyonehe wanted to be raped
>>571300957your pace is supposed to be in the first half...
>>571301249I did not.I'm just tires of raminu's nonsense.
>>571301271what if 8 frontrunners?
>>571300742Only men wear Kigus
The heat has drained my strength to the point I cannot drain my balls to umas...
>>571301317She better enjoy the race
>>571301317Just be stronger than 80% of the front runners??
do I need speed star
>>5713013177 of them will die from rushed+spot struggle combo while the 1st will whiff Angling. Trust me.
>>571301583High chance of losing to XOguris that have it if you don't
>>571300079I saw some art of her with a chubby tummy, she is indeed cute
>>571301679but /uma/ told me xoguri was free wins
>>571301589>Creek in imageI will trust you.
>>571301583If you have medium S then keep going
>>571301806what happens when 3 free win users join the same lobby?one in the pink and 2 in the stink
>>571300742i love whatever this thing is called
>>571300251Looks good teiobro
Spe-Chan is in heat right now and must be contained
>>571302157kigurumi
>>571302283https://exhentai.org/g/3999749/9c81552335/
>>571302283Spe probably couldn't even get it up.She'd probably put it in the wrong hole.
>>571302486Spe-chan wouldn't do this.
>>571302486canon ending
>>571302486lewd
>>571301583360 sp for average of 0.27 lengths, up to you if that's worth it
Kigurumi is inherently male. Women are so smitten by their looks that they would never dream of hiding their face behind a mask. Men are, to the contrary, either loyal to the character or mentally ill enough to want to imagine themselves as a woman. Thus, the Kigurumi mask acts as a physical barrier between the male and female halves of humanity.
>>571302671this makes me sad for some reason
>>571302880The loss of innocence is always sad.
>>571302693Factor in XOguri's acceleration and carryover.
Danchou said I have to wear the kig next month...
>>571302938what carryover? speed star only procs in the final corner which is already after the accel zone
>>571300742Umama!!?
>wasted 1 borrow because i accidentally started an URA career
>>571303113It can proc at the beginning of the Final Corner. Without Festive Miracle, it would normally be partially eaten by acceleration.
>>571303292Me on the left
>>571303416no
>>571303292Adorfevre
GIWTWM
>>571303451I'm not gay.I just identify with Orfevre.I'm also a bum that needs someone to handle her needs.
>>571303284It's over.
>>571303562no
I'm going to die alone.
>>571303562Are you single?
>>571303284No...
if only speed anklet
>>571303816>simping for thread troons
>>571304143>troons I want men
>>571302693you fucking retardfine motions speed star only ever costs 306sp max because you always get 3 hints for it if you get itand he CLEARLY got it from Fine Motionjust shut the hell up...newkitten...
Teio how many children do you want
>>571304309306 sp for average of 0.27 lengths, up to you if that's worth it
need speed siriuskitasan is bricking me
Me on the left.
>>571304346Better. Good boy.
I'm so fucked up
>>571304507
>>571303256yea
>>571303113>>Factor in XOguri's acceleration and carryover.>what carryover?we are talking about xoguri you RETARDED FAGGOT
>>571304407no
>>571300353it was so fucking dumb. If I had just asked /uma/ they would have counseled hoarding till either Kitasan's rerun or rerolling and not being a retard. Sadly by the time I found /uma/ I didn't want to reroll and just decided hoarding was the way to go. That early misstep really fucked me over, though. I could have saved and MLB'd Finemo if I hadn't blown 8 weeks of gibs on random tenners, and/or MLB'd NTR for MANT. Oh well.
>>571304651>MLBing Narita for MANTawful stupid retarded idea. Just borrow from a buhi. That card has a tiny life cycle and isn't even useful for like 2 of the CM's during MANT.
>>571304573speed star is still not that big of a gain even with santa obuhi fat
gofile anon still hasn't posted his new video after announcing it
>>571304576the villain consumes its wretched meal
>>571304143Everyone is allowed a moment of weakness
>>571304760ssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>571304730NTR is awful as a borrow though? There's dozens better cards to use that slot on
>>571304817a moment is fine but you niggas are in here every day for a crumb of bussy
>No medium S>No with all my soul shut the fuck up it's funny>No prudent/wit>falco agemasen>No xogger ult>no triple rainbow>still 120k points off finishing the eventThe shit runs I go through for my wife
I pulled NTR and I don't regret it
>>571305194You will in a month
I punched my own cock and balls with all my might and I don't regret it
My only beginner mistake was rolling for umas instead of cards
Imagine sparking for uma banners, couldn't be me
>>571305321which umas, this will decide whether your account actually is bricked or bricked up
>>571304730Yeah of course you're right. If I had my own Finemo, I could just borrow Fuku or NTR. Basically I wasted early carats --> couldn't MLB Finemo --> permaborrow Finemo during MANT --> sad
>>571305251Why? In a month i will have a shiny new card to carry me in Grand Live
I don't regret sparking the all uma banner which gave me 6 new umas I do however regret sparking Seiun Sky who I barely used and I would've rather had Falco
>>571305675Seiun Sky is an amazing parent.
My biggest regret is not rolling for NN wit despite knowing I'd be focusing on late surgers. I got gaslit into believing OYL will stay bad basically forever and that I wont need a second strong wit card together with FineMo. Couldve had both....
>>571302486>no threesome with totally-not-tina-priceONE JOB
>>571305759yeah she is an umazing mom to our children
>>571305759We know.
this feels worse than 1* Guts for some reason
I waited an entire career for xoguris hydrate hints and the event never came wtf, since when do umas not do their own events?
Anyone else here sweaty enough that they'll only use carats for card pulls and limited umas and just buhi all the selectors every anni and half anni for any other uma pulls?
>>571306087if you're really fine with 2 umas a year....
>>571306087No, I actually have a soul.
https://jiggie.fun/Jxb4imhttps://jiggie.fun/Jxb4im
Good night friends!!
>>571306087I only pull for my wife
>>571306228Believe it or not, this is actually the most soulful way to play umamusume
>5 clocksMile B makes me sick. 60 TP wasted because I thought I could get away with a 9* medium borrow instead of a 6* + mile
Two G3s today and the 2nd day of the concert. I believe it will be Contrail, but let's take it easy with 2YO Debut racesTokyo 4th Race - 2YO debut, 1400 meters Turf, 10 runners, post time - 11:40 JST1. Shoot the Works; 2C; Sire - Indy Champ; Dam - Working Pride; Damsire - Harbinger; Uma in the pedigree - Stay Gold, Fuji Kiseki2. Alatus; 2C; Sire - Saturnalia; Dam - Goldy Espony; Damsire - Vespone; Uma in the pedigree - Cesario, Special Week, Maruzensky3. Champagne Hour; 2C; Sire - Rey de Oro; Dam - メモリアルライフ; Damsire - Reckless Abandon; Uma in the pedigree - Symboli Kris S4. Crown Flag; 2C; Sire - Reach the Crown; Dam - Run to the Lead; Damsire - Tanino Gimlet; Uma in the pedigree - Special Week, Tanino Gimlet5. M I Blaze; 2C; Sire - Gold Ship; Dam - A Shin Apollonia; Damsire - Dalakhani; Uma in the pedigree - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen6. Tactician; 2C; Sire - Salios; Dam - Morgiana; Damsire - Dubawi; Uma in the pedigree -7. Mi Hermosa; 2F; Sire - Silver State; Dam - Mi Suerte; Damsire - Frankel; Uma in the pedigree -8. Seize the Chance; 2F; Sire - Glory Vase; Dam - Reine Univers; Damsire - Taiki Shuttle; Uma in the pedigree - Taiki Shuttle, Mejiro Ramonu, Mejiro Ryan, Neo Universe9. Isa Chil Salire; 2C; Sire - Salios; Dam - Fangxiang; Damsire - Tosen Ra; Uma in the pedigree -10. Cold Sleep; 2F; Sire - Al Ain; Dam - Privet; Damsire - Rulership; Uma in the pedigree - Rulership, Air Groove, Agnes DigitalWho I think will win - Shoot the WorksWho I want to win - Seize the ChanceDark horse - Crown Flag
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>571306160We are on an accelerated schedule so he's getting three trainee vouchers a year instead of two
>>571307035Tokyo 5th Race - 2YO debut, 1800 meters Turf, 13 runners, post time - 12:30 JST1. Tosen Masurao; 2C; Sire - Highland Reel; Dam - Tosen Amber; Damsire - Deep Impact; Uma in the pedigree -2. Fruits Basket; 2C; Sire - Maurice; Dam - O Sole Mio; Damsire - Deep Impact; Uma in the pedigree - Grass Wonder3. Ho O Believe; 2C; Sire - Indy Champ; Dam - Belle Allure; Damsire - Numerous; Uma in the pedigree - Stay Gold4. Nodus; 2C; Sire - Kizuna; Dam - Here to Win; Damsire - Roi Normand; Uma in the pedigree -5. Capital Stone; 2C; Sire - Saturnalia; Dam - Ever Miranda; Damsire - Deep Impact; Uma in the pedigree - Cesario, Special Week, Maruzensky6. Cosmo Cygnus; 2C; Sire - Danon Ballade; Dam - White Wind; Damsire - Swept Overboard; Uma in the pedigree - Special Week, Maruzensky7. Rey de Armas; 2C; Sire - Drefong; Dam - Touching Speech; Damsire - Deep Impact; Uma in the pedigree -8. Aviatore; 2C; Sire - Siskin; Dam - Gelateria Bar; Damsire - Manhattan Cafe; Uma in the pedigree - Manhattan Cafe9. La Garriga; 2C; Sire - Kizuna; Dam - La Sardane; Damsire - Kingsalsa; Uma in the pedigree -10. Nishinotsumujikaze; 2C; Sire - Majestic Warrior; Dam - Earth la Boom; Damsire - Manhattan Cafe; Uma in the pedigree - Manhattan Cafe11. Meiner Hardi; 2C; Sire - Bricks and Mortar; Dam - Kuhnheit; Damsire - Deep Impact; Uma in the pedigree - Tamamo Cross12. Meiner Ricordi; 2C; Sire - Gold Ship; Dam - Herinnering; Damsire - I'll Have Another; Uma in the pedigree - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen, Special Week, Maruzensky X213. Danon Collect; 2C; Sire - Danon Smash; Dam - Danon Grace; Damsire - Deep Impact; Uma in the pedigree -Who I think will win - Meiner RicordiWho I want to win - Meiner RicordiDark horse - Fruits Basket
>>571304760trainer absolutely assaulting his trainees umammaries
