'dite life edition>Demo DaysNEXT: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-69Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-68>AGDG Resourceshttps://hackmd.io/SNd2YQugRG-36CLYc8Og2w>Progress Posting Guidehttps://pastebin.com/0xEt5atn>Helpful LinksNew Threads: >>>/vg/agdgArchive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg//agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/>How to WebMhttps://obsproject.com>Previous Thread>>571025572 >'dite thread>>>/bant/24523106
NEW SISTER THREAD>>>/bant/24539465>>>/bant/24539465>>>/bant/24539465
Holy smokes Fygoon, you should apply!!
>>571301158shant never work for a foid
>>571300697I spent 2 hours watching Indians get hit by trains and other various looney tunes situations and now I feel guilty about my lack of progress, fuck being a gamedev is so awful I feel like a slave
>>571301695turn your passion into a game anon.Make Pajeet Codex: The Game
>>571301158pretty such she’ll hire a XX or tranny, even with better male applicants, such is the nature of gynocentric societies that enforce female privilege at every step and give them those bullshit rent jobs
>>571301158fygoon forgetting to change his IP while samefagging on /bant/ will never not be funny to me
>>571302158>fygoon is frenchKRAKAPOW trannylu’ lost
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_mTAY9mzZmsHow can we blame this on Gabe Newell?
>>571303863>/shorts/zoomer phoneposters need to be genocided already
>>571304041what did we do unc
>>571304041It's not our fault YouTube doesn't even let us upload shorter videos as non-shorts anymore.
>>571304479american companies really got oneshot by tiktok
>>571300934I might post there someday. Definitely won't be posting here anymore though. Good luck everyone have a good weekend!
>>571302496Did you buyed the gold? I thought 'boony banned you.
I just had an original idea.How bout interactive pngs?
>>571304254>>571304479I'm upset that I can't embed shorts so when I click on the video it takes me to Youtube
>>571305117fake cris post
>>571305230You can just modify the url to be a normal video url and it plays fine.
>>571305230'orks with 4chanxt
is the AI spammer1. someone who has a lot riding on AI stock?2. trying to demoralize gamedevs?3. a true believer with benevolent motives who wants every other gamedev to benefit from AI as well?
>>571305230Like so:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mTAY9mzZms
>>571305415Who cares? They'll be gone in a few months and we'll get a new schizo the next time.
>>571305269based cris understander
>>571305291that takes even longer than clicking and being taken to Youtube>>571305307I don't know what 4chanxt is but it sounds like something that will snoop everything that loads in my browser
>>571305415He is a notorious troll from another image board. He has no goal but to piss people off until they leave.
>>571305609>that takes even longer than clicking and being taken to YoutubeI'm talking about getting links to embed on 4chan.
>>571305609>I don't know what 4chanxt is but it sounds like something that will snoop everything that loads in my browserNo worries, you're about as tech savvy as anyone who has served in the second world war, so you should stick to using vanilla 4chan least you hurt your PC.
>>571305802and I'm talking about this part:>You can just modify the url
R.I.P Claude
>>571305415He's just mentally ill, don't give it too much thought.Why you would even consider calling him "benevolent" is beyond me, all he does is spam and throw a tantrum when you are not using AI for literally anything.
>>571305887there's nothing tech savvy about using browser extensions possibly written by nigerian ransomware gangs
>>571306060I know that sounded like a great comeback in your head, but there is no need to save face, we're all anonymous here.
>>>/g/109099367what is cris' fascination with interactive pngs/pdfsvery unique brand of autism
>>571306478because he wants to make a slightly more interactive kinematic VN (story with very light "game" aspects). But can't coherently conceptualize it.
>>571306478Sounds like a regular kind of autistic interest to be honest with you.What is your fascination with cris?
>>571306809>What is your fascination with cris?nigga I could write an entire book about cris he is truly one of a kind
>>571306916Hmm, very unique kind of autism with this poster.
>>571307095I am also one of a kind thank you for noticing
>page 7as nbo puts itit's LUDOVER
Now that the dust has settled, why did /agdg/ flop?
>>571313075The lu's got spooked by 3let.
>>571313075cris's role as thread lolcow was supplanted by the no life AIspammer.
>>571305887Malicious browser extensions aren't a problem any more?
>>5713130754chan is hardly getting any zoomers and practically zero alphoomersimageboards aren't as cool as discord
Every schizo nodev is also lactose intolerant. It's true.
>>571313897Untrue.t. schizo nodev milkdrinker
I am a yesdev but sometimes yearn for the nodev days
>>571314232you can be a lactose intolerant milkdrinkerit's kind of a sigma move in fact
>>571232538>>571233364and it gets weirder>>>/hm/2707932>>>/hm/2708370
>>571314615yeah I think this site deserves to die off
AI would write this 100 times better.
>>571313075>flopI made this image in april 15 thobeit, they all have more reviews now
>>571315520These are great metrics... for Lu's...
>>571315520>PAT at 400 reviews nowhappy for him
>>571301481That foid has a penis. Don't google taftaj.
kindergarten strip club
>>571315520>4 crappy aggy games made half a milly dollarinos combined
>>571316928kanna...
>>571315439no it couldn't
>>571317612to be fair that writing is super generic
>>571299583Nintendo, hire him!
>>571317681and AI can't do better. just different generic.
>>571315439Well, what is stopping you then?
>>571320331Nothing. I am making bank right now. 95% of my assets are AI-generated.
I got called out again irl.>when is your game going to be doneI honestly don't know. I used to have a vague timeline of it being this year. But I just get so many setbacks that I genuinely don't know. Worsened by being unsure on which direction to take my game since I have two that sound good. Despite the neet status I'm doing quite well financially but apparently that doesn't matter because according to them I can make more from 1 successful game in a short time span. They don't seem to realize the true difficulty of gamedev or how competitive it has become. But then here comes BiteMe that somehow just does it, sure they're not a big success but they can churn through games like nothing. There are anons who spends years on one game and it's genuinely nothing amazing, then BiteMe shows up and makes a game in months that look more interesting and sell better. I wish I was like that, able to lock in and make games at a high pace. Maybe that's just the benefit of having a team and putting oneself in a position where failure will bring you a devastating financial reality versus living at home. Marnix was right, I need to treat this jobby more seriously. I'm going to draft up a new document to see what I need to do to bring this game from "in development" to "released" and see what needs to be done.Thank you for reading my blog.
>>571320645You blog was like a mirror.
>shitty pixel rpg has as many wishlists as my artmaxxed metroidvaniagod what
>>571321140Keep wasting your time making racist basedjaks. I am living a lavish life thanks to Claude. You can't help those who don't want help.
>>571321587>I am living a lavish life and spending Saturday night on a deserted 4chan amateur gamedev general
>>571321698I have fuck all to do while Claude is one-shotting my next feature set in 10 minutes.That's one of the disadvantages of being successful; too much time.
>>571301158Imagine paying someone else to use AI. The whole point of AI is that we can now do things ourselves. Holy fuck women are useless when they aren't warming a cock.
>>571321902>womenanon... https://fapello.com/taftaj/624/
>>571301481>shant neverThat's a double negative son, making it a positive.Like your HIV status. Kekypozzed!!!
In an age where attention is everything… if you’re not buying followers, viewers, and attention, you will never make it.
>>571301695It's 'portant to steel yourself against having empathy for the jeet hordes. We will need to lack compassion for the upcoming remigration revolution across the west.Also this >>571301695, make one of those gay physics based meme games but set it in an Indian slum where you can get hit by trains, you have to carry long metal poles around power lines, and avoid getting trampled by crowds who swarm around white western tourists to ask for photos.
I've lost interest in everything. You should lose interest in everything too.
>>571321870I kind of feel like Notch right now. Like, I am not a billionaire (and probably never will be), but with Claude, I think becoming a multi-millionaire is very plausible. I am looking to retire at 35 at this rate.Notch also spent his time doing fuck-all while swimming in money; e.g. posting on image boards.>>571322393Use AI.
>>571301943Ah yes, the lament of the incel in C minor. The C stands for cunny because minors are the only pussy you can feasibly gain access too via AI CSAM.
>>571302158It's so obviously him too. The first couple of threads had French flags trying to spam but then they stopped long enough for faggoon to show up and try to make a couple of posts before he got fucking instabanned lol. So then the french flags came back and he resumed his AI schizo persona. Pathetic.
>>571322435>I kind of feel like Notch right nowthis is why people used to object to the common cattle learning to read. It was a slippery slope and now look what happened
>>571304756Bye lil 'ditey!!!
why do i need to become a millionaire when the thing I would build as a billionaire is given to me for almost free? (sci-fi like AI)we already made it
With AI, you are no longer a programmer. Or an artist. Or a composer. You are a true game director. Every prompt is an employee working for the mere price of an AI subscription under you.AI is the great equalizer.
>>571305493Nope. He's been doing this shit for several years under different personas. He's not going anywhere. That's why people finally gave up and went to a board where he can be filtered.
grok just one-shot my cookie clicker cloneit's time to become Notch 2
Does Cris post here anymore? What game is he working on now if any at all. Or has gone away to learn stuff from books to gain some sort of knowledge for a game down the line?>>571302158Fucking kek it's like when 4chan went down and a bunch of low pattern recognizers were finally unveiled the truth when a samefagger got caught samefagging.
With modern game engines you can make indie games from 2000 that took 5 years to make, in 1 year.With modern LLMs you can make triple A games from 2020 that took 10 years to make in a 800-employee team in 1 year.
>>571305415It can't be 2. We've all told the retard that most of us are using AI in some way or another. So it has to be just to ruin something out of narcissistic rage. Most likely because he can't make games or he released a really really shitty one that no one bought and it burst the bubble of delusion that he was gonna make it. People like that punish everyone around them for their own failures.
>>571305493>and we'll get a new schizo the next timeAh yes, agdg's "one schizo out, new schizo in" theory. Are people like you really that dumb? It's clearly all one person with no life and no games.
>>571320645Yeah, you're probably being too easy on yourself. I know I am. BiteMe put themselves in a "do or die" situation, which is how they can force themselves to shit out slop after slop.Hold yourself to higher standards, lil sis.
>>571305994>Why you would even consider calling him "benevolent" is beyond meNTA but there's a small possibility that he believes he is being benevolent. The only case I can think of is if he is actually anti-AI and wants to give AI fags a bad name. But those of us who use AI for coding and stuff are not going to stop just because some sperg online pretends to be a cringy retard. And over a trillion goy bucks have been pumped into AI so he might need to just accept that this is all just a bit beyond him and he's basically trying to stop the tide by building sand castles. But most likely he's just trolling because low IQ spiritual nigger.
I barely hear anyone complain about Cris anymore. He is very benign next to Fygoon.You have no idea how good you had it when the thread's biggest "threat" was a well-meaning, overly ambitious developer.
>>571321507rpg slop is in
>>571306478You are like an ant trying to understand Da Vinci.
>>571314232Your Dad's "milk" doesn't count, Rajesh.
>>571322358AI can be so based sometimes
>>571315439Proof?
>>571315520Yowzers! 440 reviews could translate to as much as $100-400k USD. /agdg/ yesdevs stay winnng.
>>571316928Faggoon would make it but he doesn't know how to use AI.
>>571236113Oh yeah you're definitely in a terrible position, waging and trying to dev is just not easy imo. When I was a wagie who didn't even work in CS, I was not in the mood to gamedev after work. Took years to get anywhere and in the end that game got cancelled. What a waste of time. I'm now a neet but after years of hard work with little reward, my discipline is at all time lows.
pretty happy with this model now.:Dchuds BTFO.
What's your guyses strat for when you didn't use enough toilet paper and your finger pokes through into your poopy butt? Usually you can just slide the paper off your finger taking most of the poop off but there's a very high chance of having some under your fingernail unfortunately. It may be difficult but it's imperative that you finish wiping, then stand up and flush with your clean hand (so as to avoid spreading poop around) then wash your hands (using clean hand to turn on faucet) before pulling your pants up (also to 'void getting poop on your pants).Now this can be quite awkward in a public bathroom setting, leaving the stall with your pants around your ankles and not pulling them up until you've washed. But it's best to just be honest and straightforward with the people around you. I typically make hard eye contact, show the offending finger, and telling people "sorry guys, my finger went in my bum and I am NOT touching my pants yet with the stink digit!".This happens to me at least thrice weekly. My name is Nikolay Raskovskiy (but I prefer "faggoon"), a failed game developer of The Frydian Tale and several other shit games that literlly no one has paid for. My Dad pops boners when we "roll" at home to practice the ancient Brazilian art of cuddlign on the floor like faggots.
>>571325752so beautiful and ripe
>>571300697Just made a functioning adventure game in RPG maker.
>>571325752>Took the zased AI chad over 100 posts to get his first proggy post here>it's cris>it's a 3d model of a she-nigger with no hair and grotesque gluteofemoral adipose tissueIf this is ludlosing then I don't wanna "win".
>>571325968>>571326190Proof?
>>571326289>>571326423R I P EIPE
A game about making games with AI. All made with AI of course. If AI really is sentient we must be literally driving it insane by now.
>>571326289>normal mature proportions for a black milf are now grotesqueok pedo.
>>571326515Not even 'groids want to fuck she-groids.
>>571326640Pedos are attracted to human children. I am attracted to human adults. Niggers aren't human, zoophile.
I don't wanna work on level design...
>>571327010rougelites don't have level design thoughough
>>571325961This reads less like a genuine hygiene question and more like an attempt to pile increasingly absurd, self-degrading, and offensive details onto a mundane situation for shock value.If someone accidentally gets fecal matter on their hand while wiping, the practical response is simple: finish as cleanly as possible, wash thoroughly with soap and water, and avoid touching unnecessary surfaces. There is no need for theatrical announcements to other bathroom users, dramatic eye contact, or wandering around with your trousers around your ankles.The fact that the author claims this happens "at least three times a week" suggests either an obvious exaggeration or a need to reconsider their wiping technique, the amount of toilet paper being used, or perhaps whether they are inventing stories on an internet forum for attention.The final section abruptly shifts from hygiene to random insults, self-deprecation, and bizarre family-related comments that have no connection to the original topic. That's usually a sign that the post's purpose isn't to discuss a real problem but to provoke reactions, disgust, and confusion.In short: use more toilet paper, wash your hands properly, and seek less validation from anonymous strangers online. The rest can be safely ignored.
>>571327167Wow thanks professor. While you were busy writing your peer-reviewed dissertation on Advanced Wiping Methodologies, some of us were actually out there in the trenches fighting the real war. "Use more toilet paper" sounds great until Big Toilet Paper has you spending half your paycheck on luxury four-ply products. Typical elitist response. Also, you completely ignored my patented Stink Digit Protocol™. What am I supposed to do, pull my pants up with the contaminated finger and risk a Class-3 Brown Transfer Event? Didn't think so. And yes, it happens three times a week. Sometimes four. I'm not ashamed. The human finger and the human anus have been natural enemies since the dawn of civilization. Furthermore, my announcement to fellow bathroom patrons is a matter of transparency and public safety. If a man exits a stall with one cursed finger and doesn't warn the public, that's basically biological negligence. Frankly, your response reeks of someone who's never had to stare into the abyss and have the abyss stare back from underneath their fingernail. Stay ignorant. I'll be over here maintaining proper contamination protocols. Nigger.
>>571327343>The human finger and the human anus have been natural enemies since the dawn of civilizationNot in fygoon's household
>>571327501he's bragged about using his keyboard without even washing up
>>571325752looks like shit KEKISTANI IMMIGRANI
>>571327645I guess he doesn't count sucking the shit off his fingers because he definitely does that. I've seen him when hacking his webcam.
>>571327793now that's just gross anon
>>571327343Beneath all the exaggerated terminology and jokes, you've essentially restated the same point: if your hand becomes contaminated, you should avoid spreading that contamination until you've washed it. That's reasonable.The disagreement isn't really about hygiene; it's about the dramatic framing. Terms like "Stink Digit Protocol™," "Class-3 Brown Transfer Event," and references to a "real war" are obviously comedic exaggerations rather than practical guidance.If this genuinely occurs multiple times a week, the most effective solution remains prevention rather than increasingly elaborate contamination procedures. More toilet paper, folding rather than bunching, slowing down, or using wet wipes or a bidet where appropriate would reduce the problem at its source.As for announcing the situation to everyone in the bathroom, most people would likely prefer less information rather than more. Public safety is adequately served by washing your hands thoroughly.Finally, the racial slur at the end doesn't strengthen the argument or make it funnier. It simply lowers the quality of the discussion and distracts from whatever point was being made.So while I can appreciate the commitment to the bit, I still think "don't put your finger through the toilet paper in the first place" is the simpler and more effective strategy.
>>571305981AI never dies nigger. aichads stay chadwinning. 'dites ludlost. Simple as.
Imagine claiming the ugly brown manlet faggoon is one of the many aichads posting here. He's king of the 'dites. No aichad would produce games that look like shit like his. They would use superior AI handcrafted models
>>571325252Shoulda used AI KEKYPOW
>>571300934>promoting the 'lu threadNGMI 'dite energy, in fairness
>>571326423Well, i'm going to remake it in a couple of weeks with my own assets instead of stock. I could share it here, though I never browse this general so I don't know if you guys are as deranged as the rest of the site. Right now, it certainly appears that way.
I wish I could go back to the 80s and get Jeremy Irons to voice my game's protagonist.
>>571323272>Does Cris post here anymore?Only premium sheboon bunda and fulsome milkers, full of the life giving colostrum that makes BBC chads dab on Timmy and steal white women to give them superior offspring of the Wakandan strain.>>571325752
>>571328724use ai
>>571300697progress, updated the game with curtains and new wall types and other stuffi tried to stat a sideproject but i just dont have enough time
>>571328724Use AI you fucking 'dite
>>571328565Typical 'dite excuses, NGMI thougheverbeit
>>571328829looks like shit
>>571328829do her hands make kirby noises
>>571325752This is racist?
>>571328815>>571328915It wouldn't be the same...
>>571329195DAMN DAMN! Took that lil 'dite nigga all the way to ZAM ZAM, for a long deep draught of a *SLUUUUURRRRRPPPP* anti-'dite aichad TACTICAL TRUKE STRIKE
>>571329242can't be racists if she a chicuela ese
>>571329195Zased and kekypow-krakapowa-pilled
>>571329195Noice, fuckin' got em!
>>571329242Not if I cum, then it's a cumpliment
Apathydevs won by not caring
>>571328829nice proggy, sending you good vibes>>>/wsg/6178986
zamn i didn't know c++ allowed you to write assembly code lol
>>571328089no, Claude Ubisoft. one of the 5 brothers who founded ubisoft died in a plane accident today
>>571331972thank you jesus
why do the /v/ threads keep getting deleted? and why is there an agdg topic on /bant/?where is the real 4chan gamedev thread?
>>571325752why dont you post on /bant/?
>>571333170you have to be the change you wantjust start posting it here
>game development is just youtubers spending thousands of dollars to prompt claude fable now
Total 'DD.
>>571334042Good.
