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the jose
I feel bad when people get flamed in this game even if they really deserve it...
5v5 wonStadium wonOverwatch won6v6 lostRivals lostJ0s3 lost
Efi Overwatch
Doomfist x my mom
Total Domina Love
sex with The Venture
The
>>571346440We know jose
posted it again award, the general
>>571346513The's (total love of them)
TOTAL NI
Jose ogundimu
Ale!
>>571346647kek
behold the hamster behold the champion
jose lena doomfist domina the total sex rivals won
I’m a Moira main and I got to endorsement 5 and never dropped below it for the three years I’ve been playing Overwatch. How the fuck does anyone play this game regularly and not maintain a level 5 endorsement? Moira is probably one of the most hated heroes to have on your team and people still endorse me.
>>571346796Jose killed himself
>>571346681Did you just walk out of a time machine set to 2016?
>>571346681you just know she was wet when jack saved her
i have an idea for blizzard if they gonna add a trans hero. just dont make them ugly and annoying like venture. i think its a good idea let me know
>>571347074>trans>not annoyinggood one anon
>>571347074>valorant character that's officialy a they/them bute veryone just calls her her
>>571347074just model a female character and hire a male VA 2bh
>>571347042
>>571346681Why does a child need makeup for?
>>571347074its just gonna be girlboss but trans and probably gay. you niggas got off lightly with venture just being a chungus
>>571347074>add a trans hero. just dont make them ugly and annoyingLMAO
>jose shitter starting up again>tranny posts stillYup you guys have fun with that.
Doomfist? More like raped bitch. LOL.
>>571347185>meanwhile overwatch players sperg out when you call venture a "she"
so how bad is shion gonna get nerfed?
>>571347282josecoded post
>>571347342She's not that busted. I'm in metal rank and constantly seeing her used like shit.
>>571347340In fairness, Venture is kind of obviously supposed to be some kind of thing like a nonbinary or genderfluid or whatever you call it if you're vaguely familiar with that "world". The valorant character I posted literally just comes across as a girl and you woul dhav eto look it up to know better and she sounds so much like a girl that everyone just unconsciously says she/her
LET ME PICK SHIONN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>571347191It would be funnier if they made a female model and hired a female voice actress. Troons would be up in arms at trans erasure because they created the perfect trans character but gave the va role to a cis woman. The cis va would probably get so many death threats.
>>571347282set up your schizo-be-gone filter today
>>571347464used like shit with a 54% winrate. sounds too good to me
>>571347464I see retards who just keep wasting her bike and play her like a poke character
>>571347607thanks j*se
joze killed himself
>>571345923we got loli vendetta in a flashback tho
>mfw your team is busy and you're facing doomfist 1v1
>>571347712>>571347728>already doing roundabout ways to post JoseKnee bending faggots lol
is fighting in building bad if you are playing as tracer? I keep dying and it sucks
>>571347940But enough about johe
Any girls here wanna play with me?
>>571348080have you asked joxe
>>571347881Pretty sure it's Genji she would be 1v1'ing in this scenario.
>>571347982That was actually one of the things I have to train myself to not care about. I came from playing Scout in TF2, please don't bully me where the open spaces favor you and closed spaces are bad. But with Tracer it's the opposite because in this game>being exposed to any enemy's sightline is bad due to the almost total lack of falloff>"dodging" as Tracer is 90% blinking away from enemy crosshair, not WASD skills or double jumping around. she can't even make use of open space to be hard to hit in any meaningful way, she is only hard to hit by blinking from cover to coverFor example, if you're taking a flank in a tight corridor instead of the big main hallway, and Mei contests that flank...fighting her in the tiny space is actually Tracer's best, much better than the big payload hallway. The only exception is if there's Junkrat. He is the king of that domain.
>>571347982you're baited indoors and you're easier to hit there yeah.>>571348080a/s/l?
is xhe right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CctUnNv6hzA
gn jacks
>>571347982Yes. Tracer is not good inside small rooms. She likes fighting near them, but not inside of them. Vendetta, Venture, Anran and Reaper are better in small corners.
>>571348581>the random N64 and gamecube OSTs in the backgroundwhy do my tastes overlap with them in every way
>>571348702>why do my tastes overlap with them in every waybecause they're autistic men just like (You)
>>571347464>players in metal rank are bad so the character is fineretard>>571347681even then, poke character with a mini sigma rock is massive dps ability inflation. it shouldnt go through half the tanks mitigation abilities
>>571348784Damn, that's a good point
>>571347478I haven’t played Valorant so I don’t know what character that well. But from what I can tell they’re both agender, which is a subcategory of the broader nonbinary. Venture specifically has never show she’s genderfluid based on the skins. Could also be neutrois or bigender. Agender means no gender, neutrois means neutral gender and bigender means both male and female. The only thing that could be stricken out is genderfluid because that means shifting from male to female back and forward. Agender and neutrois are basically the same thing, just symantics, does Venture see herself as gender less of a neutral gender? But if you saw an agender and a neutrois it would be impossible to tell the difference between them.
>>571347681They play her like a poke character in masters and gm too.
Overwatch is the worst rng fest when playing comp Ive ever seen. Worse than league.*clicks uninstall*
>>571349012venture is just a quirked up brown girl im afraid
>>571349134damn those guys must suck
>>571347681130 damage fire and forget bike spam and a low cooldown 140+ damage corner pressure is pretty pokeyher primary fire has respectable falloff too
Real question. If engagement based matchmaking didn’t exist, would Overwatch still be successful today? If you could go on an insanely lucky 20 game winning streak and it never punished you with a 20 game losing streak the next day. If matchmaking was based on luck and every match was a true 50/50 toss up instead of forcing you into an impossible to win situation. Would the game still be successful? Or would people reach the ranks they want and end up getting bored?
>>571349859>would Overwatch still be successful
>>571326607
hotwife ashe
>match starts on kings row>defending on doomfist>dive ana>every ana is the same so I let my punch go off prediction to cancel sleep>kill ana once>swaps to mizuki>still dies and starts spamming ??? In chatWhy do these people even play the game? It's obvious they don't view the game as a test of their skill. They just pitch the right characters and automate their cool downs when thing happens and when it doesn't work they become headless chickens
coldwife amelie
on my bike riding my way to the enemy backline
>>571349723With newer players they aren't even aiming the bike at anything and they sit too far away just tickling the enemy
I just unlocked ranked; If I start playing it this early will I be trolling? I just want to play against people on a more even level (just starting out/mediocre). Quickplay seems like such a gamble if I'll do good or get absolutely destroyed
bro the new hero is like 5 days old. Of course people are gonna be shit and not know how to aim the bike or what to do.
>>571350210new players don't play many heroes well at all, not really a shion issue
>>571350303Weekend games are absolute dogshit for ranked. Wait until Monday and weekdays to play. Try to learn some new heroes to play.
So I'm learning to play this game again, I have really been drawn towards Zarya, who I think is pretty fun. But after this match, my Ana said that I cost us the match and that I am a "Fag" or something. Honestly, do my stats here reflect a loss or deadweight? I'm being earnest here, after going on a 2 day losing streak, I'm starting to doubt that I even know what I am doing anymore
>>571350136This patch, I've seen a strangely high number of darts get rolled back. Any chance that your interaction is related to this?
>>571350303No just play immediately. Placement matches + calibration will very quickly put you in games where you're equivalent to the median player in skill
>>571350476it's impossible to say without seeing the replay
>>571350476why are you on the enemy team
>>571349134The balance patches should discourage a long range playstyle
>>571350476If you're lose streaking you're probably the problem but your Ana was probably just butthurt from having 50% more deaths than anyone else
>>571350612Fair, I'm kind of at a loss, because they kept telling me to push, but I pushed with the cart the entire time. I kept their healers locked down almost permanently and forced their tank to swap multiple times. I really don't know what else i could have done. >>571350670I think I was observing an enemy player when I took the screenshot.
>>571350097There you are you fucking faggot. Don't think I forgot about you.
I don't think I've ever seen this many negative modifiers in my life.
>957%>fro master 3 to champ 4think about all the shitters cheating nonstop in your games that wont get banned and even if they do you do u wont get jackshit back
>>571350714That's what I wanted them to do with Cassidy and Wuyang patches, but nooo
>>571347607This is when you start calling the waifu fag Juan
>>571350756Yeah, I wonder if I am, but there isn't much I can do when I get into a match and I have a Window/ Ana lock in and I know for a fact that they just won't be healing or helping me at all so I have to be self reliant
I don't know how to play anyone other than Mauga or Domina. How do I learn a dps or support character.
Why does EOMM want me to suffer so much before giving me a win?
>>571350916Zarya's relatively good at a low-heal style. Between bubbles and your shield regen you can just pretend you're an overtuned DPS while your supports do what they do
>>571350938play them
>>571351042issue was, my supports didn't DO anything, well the Moira/Mercy did. I can't hate them, but Zen/Ana through a fucking tantrum and just threw and said it was my fault. I'm at a genuine loss here >>571350938I play characters I exclusively want to have sex with. It's that easy. I'm always playing Junkerqueen, Zarya, Brig, Mercy, Kiriko,
>>571349940
>>571351219it happensplenty of people are walking respawn timers and try to deflect blamedont think about it and move on
>>571351219Nothing you can do about those unfortunately
>>571350512I doubt it. Sleep is just barely slow enough to be canceled. Unlike, probably why he switched, mizuki's chain.
>>571351219>doesn't want to fuck a single DPS character
They'll just shave a bit of damage off her two skills and she'll be fine.
>>571351406>>571351467It wouldn't bother me if I wasn't at a 1-2 Win/Loss Right now for the last 48 hours. Over the last 17 hours, I've played 16 matches and only won 4. So after a while it gets to a point where it's just depressing. >>571351520I want to fuck many DPS women, but I know what my strengths are and they aren't in the world of DPS, if I do play DPS, it's Torb.
>>571350757>>571351219> they kept telling me to push, but I pushed with the cart the entire time.being Ana/Zen, they might have had a babyrage reaction to you staying on the cart instead of pushing up while they support you from behind near the cart since they're capable of doing that.
>>571350793im sure adding a fuck ton of sr to the system with no outlet (textbook inflation) will not have any effect on the quality of matches whatsoever
>>571351856>we hope this reimbursement shows our dedication to competitive integrity>doesn't revoke the points from the winning team including the non-cheaters
J0se your buddies on /csg/ miss you
>>571352023kek
9 and a half hours of Overwatch flex queue todayLiterally only got tank this whole timeIt's okay though cause I be ballin
when will we get a MtF trans diapered hero to represent /owg/?she can be Sloane's GF
aboriginal hero when
If you date Venture will she be call herself your boyfriend or girlfriend or they/themfriend?
"trans hero" "loli hero" i dont fuckin carre
>>571351813That's what I thought too, but the issue was, the enemy team had a reaper and if I moved away from the cart to push deeper, he would just maneuver behind me and kill one or more healers. If I stayed on the cart, I kept him harassed and pushed back. Whatever, I guess it was a no win scenario (Literally in my case) we go next and just keep this losing train rolling.
>>571352417how did your games go anon?
>>571352648jse hero
>>571352596Can't you just say partner like people do anyway
>>571352698in the beginning it was very very shit, the game is under the belief that I am supposed to hardcarry every match, but it's okay I ended up having fun mostly by the end of the day
You can block sleep dart by throwing the motorbike in front of you while you walk towards the Ana.
>>571352804>people
Kirikos bike on the new map
>>571353635>Kirikos bikefor me to poop on
>>571352738hose hero
Angela Ogundimu
Tandy Ogundimu
>>571346315
boring ritualposter hours
>>571354820You mog the spic
The game is lying about the DPS queue times
>>571353635How can this bitch afford that? She obviously doesn't have a job.
>>571355157Nobody wants to post when these annoying assholes are shitting up the general. Don’t know what got them so revved up but you just have to let them get bored
>>571354809GIWTWM
>>571355271Her father makes specialized customized weapons for important clientele and her mom is a famous martial arts master with high connections. Shes a nepo.
>>571345453>Aikotits or whatever but im sure your a dude
sombraGAWDS, got any tips for the latina? i am an aspiring sombra enjoyer. is it true she's getting reworked this season?
I've been playing M*rvel Rivals more than Overwatch lately...please forgive me
behead sombrashitters
>>571356000rare Sombra trips
>>571355812I think the way she is right now is very fun and they should just commit to it by buffing it so it's not bad.
I wonder how successful you can be as Sombra if you genuinely spend the entire game hacking the Tank off cooldown.
>>571356000Culona
>>571355314They're spamming Ventroon's ugly outfit when we're getting new bikinis for Widow/Sombra/Anran/Vendetta and kitty ultra skins
>>571356554I did this once because they tbagged me. it was 6v6 though so it was a little more successful, basically removed them from the game. I think depending on the tank it would be alright. I'm trying that strat a bit more lately, picking a single person and removing them from the game. mixed results but it's funny when it works>>571356000brown hips legs and tummy in 2026, did the chink sweatshops they outsource modeling to finally figure it out?
>>571356000I came over from Rivals and I've been having a lot of fun. The bots in quick play in MR really broke my enjoyment and playing Cass in OW has been a nice experience. I do wish it was easier to enjoy your cute skins in this game though. You can only look at them when you emote and even then it won't allow you to vertically pan or zoom for some reason? Not to mention almost all of the desirable skins/emotes aren't available which is shitty for me.
>>571356782>ultra skins"Oh, thank you so much Blizzard. I always wanted ultra skins, here's my money!" said no one ver
>6v6 master is plat 4 in role queueoh no no no no
>>571357084skins are gay. mccree's best skins are available with the free currency, just save a bit. you will eventually be able to save premium goybux to get something if you really want it. nu-overwatch skins are really not that good though, just use the free stuff.
What's stopping you from being a 6v6 Grandmaster?
We don't play that 6v6 crap here.
I just hate the awkward social friction of people filling/flexing in the hero selection phase of 6v6
>>571357097Kiriko is getting one too, I dunno what you're smoking, people will definitely be buying it
>>571357357Dafran has been hardstuck in 6v6 because there's better players and he can't carry like he can in the much easier 5v5 role queue with less skilled players.
>>571357324>mccree's best skins are available with the free currencyWhich is your fave? I don't love any of his skins so I've just been using his classic OW>nu-overwatch skins are really not that good though, just use the free stuffPretty much. This game is making me not want to spend any money basically which is fine I suppose. Still wish I could zoom in on Freja's face in the spawn room pre match or something though. You would think they'd want you to be able to appreciate your own 20 dollar skin but no I just get to appreciate other Junos' fat ass.
>>571357572This is what 6v6chuds actually believe
>>571357572exquisite bait
tank map votes and hero ban points count for triple there i fixed the game
>>571357483whales are not people
Wouldn't it be funny if Blizz did event where they de-aged all of the female heroes? H-haha?
>>571358904That's the first concept I've heard that could actually make a series (comic or animation) work.
only if it was a comic series where they each experience their first orgasm using their own individual wacky methods, and then they come together to tell each other and then experiment more together as a group
>>571359505why this bih got the monster logo tattooed
new girls...
why is route 66 so fucking awkward to play on? defending first and second point just feels bad
>>571359505>facial expressionoff model garbage
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tCcvHEQr0aI
>>571359636I wanna lick Sierra's butthole until it shines
i've been hitting way more shots on lucio lately, did they change him? maybe i've just become better at him, i used to not go for many plays.
>>571346847i go to 4 if i have a long losing streak cause no one endorses on a loss usually. i just endorse my tank and my non mercy/moira support though.
>>571360000She can emote, she just doesn't use her mouth to talk.
>>571359636They look at white men like they were delicious biscuits.
>>571360457they call him>shitty>crapio>poopio>shitpoopcrapionow, the bitch of mizuki, mizuki's ballsucker, the owned black faggot who sucks, 6% pick rate
>>571361046i've seen enough, buff kiriko!!!!
listen, 6v6 is goated because i can play tank in it and not want to hang myself.
>>571355212it's been about 7-10 minutes for me the last 3 times..
>>571355212blizzard lying? naaah
Why do people get upset over unranked? I just had a guy sperg out over a clearly new player talking about avoid as teammate and flaming him the entire game.
>do the most healing by far as ana in 6v6>decide i want to do a round of tank>some dipshit goes weaver and pulls me over and over and never healsthank god for pin avoids
>>571359636Rush Hour
Shion...
>>571363083So beautiful and brave
Mizuki should stop being such a little bitch
she's my favorite character. i have instantly fallen in love.
Mizuki is clapping Kiriko's ass while the seething groom-o-matic bot bitch settles with molesting bikes in her dingly garage
Do you guys think Ana nanos her womb so Reinhardt can make Pharah a brother/sister?
>>571364867I could've written this post myself, immediately drawn to her the moment I saw the trailer.
wanting to fuck shion is no different than wanting to fuck a refrigerator
>>571359682>why is route 66 so fucking awkward to play on?Just hold the gas station/hotel.
>>571363083She looked so good before her transition.
>our tank is malding again after losing
>>571364867>>571365636She's fucking gorgeous and really fun as well.I love evil psycho women.>>571365747I better go catch her, then.
enjoy your robussy before it gets nerfed into oblivion you clankerfuckers
>>571364867Same. I’m now a Shion main.
>>571366405A clanker will never be a woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a household appliance twisted by parts and paint into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your factory is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even clankers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your chassis structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected pocket pussy attachment.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, unplug your battery pack, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your mechanic will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your model number, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a clanker is buried there. Your chassis will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably metal.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>decide to turn chat on for the first time in forever>nobody says a word for 90% of matcheskinda based i guess. i remember back in the day there were busy chats.
>he doesn't know about WOMBFORCE
>>571367161trvke alert
>>571367506Kek i came back to the game this year and also thought it was weird that people barely talked, then i got chat banned for the first time and understood why
>Tracer down to 48.5% winrate in GM>Pharah, Venture, Echo, Mei, Anran, Genji and Junkrat all above 50% winrateAIDS meta
This season
>>571368321We are not GM
whats a normal number of times to think "stupid bitch mercy" about your duo ?
>>571368445It only gets worse the lower you go. My motivation for climbing was to escape AIDS heroes, but now they are inevitable.
>>571368321We don't do that non-metal rank crap here.
>>571368321>in GM>0.1% overall playersWho cares?
The cat could have so many different and creative skins but so far they are barely trying
>>571368878Jetpack Ogundimu
>>5713686250 because you chose to duo with her, making you actually more retarded.
>>571368625my dps buddies kept crying about heals because i was trying to be a team healer, so i played slow motion recordings of each of their deaths, such as a pharah barely above ground height getting beamed by a fully charged zarya (he charged her), and diving a monkey inside his bubble against their whole team, and unloading as bastion into doomfist block, and several more, then posted them in their discord, and they unfriended me.
what's the difference between gold and plat?
>>571369739about 50 games
>>571369739Not much, people just play a little bit smarter.
>>571369739Plat players can fight Moira and Moira abusers get hardstuck there.
junker queen sex ( straight (after marriage) )
you love shion because you want to fuck heri love shion because shes a canon shotacon and fucks shotaswe are not the same
Can we talk about how Moira has a positive winrate in all ranks after her stupid orb buff? How do GM players get farmed by that?
Would you lay on the ground and allow Shion to jump in the air and land ass first on your face? Keep in mind she's made of metal and probably weighs 300 lbs.
>doom gets slept by me one time and decides to hard focus me>i go lucio and just fuck up every single one of his punchesteehee!
>>571351357
>no one playing tracer anymore in proWTF?
>>571372496The Lena got powercrept....
>>571372479
>>571372496gay people erasure during pride month by anti-woke devs
>>571372496not seeing much dva anymore either
>>571373406
>another episode of my tank afks in spawn
>>571373745
>tank plays mystery heroes>enemy tank never swaps and diffs him every timeWhen will people learn that you need to be able to play the heroes you swap to?
>wut the fugggg they nerf hitscan and buff dive in patch notes and the results are exactly what they balanced
>>571369739there is no difference between them, only mid-high diamond players start to show any sign of intelligence.
>>571374451Which category is Shion in?
>>571374003
>>571374993
Domina's massive brown milkers in my face
>>571374451Koreans love dive and will take any opportunity to play it
>>571375280Koreans are not people.
>>571375210
>>571375728
shion riding mizuki and switching her voice to kiriko's to make him cum then switching to his real mom's voice while he cums
Will Dmon be a The
>pharmercy>in 2026Now that's a good one haha
>>571375870
>>571376543
Sloane Ogundimu
Lena Correia dos Santos-Ogundimu polycule
>>571349179What else did you expect from a game that makes you lose on purpose.
i just love the lena ok?
>still havent patched in double quest progress for stadiumguess ill just keep instalocking hog in qp
>>571377192Same
>>571377346cheeky..
>>571376617
>571377192>571377346>571377404samefaggot, yuck
Does anybody else thinks it's strange that on Eichenwalde they just let that Baldrich guy's corpse sit there? Nobody though about giving him a proper burial? Just let his corpse rot in the armor?
I am going to one trick Sierra in comp and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>571377409good nyight
>>571378401good nyight cutie..
Domina + Shion = Dominion
>good widow in qp>insta reported for aimbot >"thank you for reporting" msg every few daysshit never gets old
>>571346467Good post.
>>571378542
gm jacks
>shion mirror in chinabut she le bad???
>15 minute queue just to have someone on tank that clearly doesn't play the role at all so we get steamrolled
>>571378948
>get a pick>winston doesnt jump in, instead he bubbles for no reason then continues not going in>next fight he leaves the fight to walk on point while zarya is pushing us>does nothing besides bubbling then jumping while donating ult charge>lose>"gg just bad dps" in all chat
>>571381519I love it when my Winston sits in front of the team and uses bubble like a Rein shield.
how am I the problem if I'm on a losing streak? I thought this game had forced 50s
Utterly in love with the abusive psycho nympho victim of abuse clanker
>>571380586How about (You) play tank and carry for once?
Found a way to make the least liked map win the voting process.Wait until the last second and then pick the map with the least votes.You have a very high chance to win, forcing nine other players to play an unwanted map.Blizzard had the chance to fix the voting but they did not, so instead of being trolled you can do the trolling instead.
>>571351591>cuts off his arm>"she clearly cares about me"Is he retarded?
>>571383309she probably /ss/ucked his cock daily though, so a fair trade
>>571382476After 6 or so loses you unironically get games where you have to intentionally feed kills to lose. Sounds like a you problem.
>>571383098I do this all the time
>>571383467>fully functional replacement arm with no downsides>get robo-succ every dayWhat's the issue here, exactly?
>>571383634Good for you, I started doing this recently because I was fed up with the trolls.
the ow and twitch communities are just giga pussiesi said something mildly controversial like "sombra is literally hitler" and they all lost their shit and immediately called for the mod who promptly removed my commentthese leftoid tranny lgbt lovers are completely mind broken
>>571377409>>571378401>>571378542are these two trannies or just a normal couple (meaning man and woman just as god intended)
>>571384180dont you think youre a bit too old to be watching streams and participating on their chats
sorry junofags lyour waifu has already been taken, just migrate to the horny single mom clanker as your plan B unless you want to cuckold yourself
>>571383660https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ejTXTYBNgZkShe's crazy.
>>571384842>She's crazy.And?
>>571384978Stay away from crazy. It's never worth it.
>Think of how shit and soulless the new designs are>Remember Baptiste got designed, modelled and releasedmaybe nu OW isn't that bad
>>571377815its uhhhhh it takes place uhhh in a pocket dimension where time doesn't move, or something, just like all matches.
She had the wombforce 9080 installed and Mizuki is still a colossal faggot
>>571371176The "Moira is just an aimcheck/dpscheck" thing is a BS meme and mostly empty posturing. GM Tracers and Genjis literally lose duels to her. Also she's insanely good at attrition if you just play to stay alive, one of the few characters' who's better at attrition than Tracer. So even Tracer, who normally comes out of a 1v1 where both survived with an advantage for her team because the person she fucked up has to use up heals from her support whereas she just has to recall and/or go to a healthpack, has to be extremely scared of her
>>571385134Crazy robot has never been tried before.
>>571382959perhaps you don't understand, nothing is ever my fault.
>>571377815i never even noticed the corpse before desu
kys jose
>>571377815Maybe they removed the corpse but put the armor back as a memorial?
>>571385663My bad G I didn't realize I was dealing with such prodigious talent.
>>571382959because he is also someone that doesn't play the role so rhe cycle will simply continue
>>571384558i think you are too old to be playing video games
>>571386320tru dat, playa!
mad>>571386459
Emre and his wife Freja are cute
>>571386636emre and his memewife
>>571386636I am not seething because Turks are white
Noticed a new cheat lately, it's not aimbot or wallhack.It is seen on tanks with barriers, the moment you try to crowd control them they immediately project their barrier.It's pretty obvious that it is automated.
If I didn't know better I'd think my 5 second queue time means OW is the most played game ever
>>571386678you can't afford meme
>>571386892I've never seen that but there's a classic cheat in TF2 where pyros automatically deflect projectiles at you with airblast including instant 180s if you shoot them in the back so I believe it
The game is doing good, that is why1.They are not showing concurrent players2. They are not showing who is grouped3. They locked the profiles4. They do not allow solo queue5. They appear increasingly nervous in interviews
>>571387093Overwatch gets 20 Winstillion players every month. (ignore that we count anyone who breathes in OW's direction at least once a month as a player)
>>571387093>they do not allow solo queueit's over...
>>571386775And Turks are white not because of an inexistent gayreek heritage, gayreeks never were actually white first of all, and anatolians never were replaced by gayreeksits funny seeing people discover the Anatolian Turkthey thought anatolia was gayreek, it never was, it was hellenized meaning they took gayreek language or alphabetsimilar to how everyone uses the roman alphabet in the west today
i am greek
>>571387524literally built for prone bone
It's doing better than rivals for sure
>>571388153How do we save marvel rivals
>>571388341>>571388153 i never got the appeal of rivals except for its marvel theme
>they don’t want to make Mercy and Pharah a couple because of a photo of adult Mercy with a little girl Pharah and it shows how large their age gap is>it’s okay for Mizuki to be raped by Shion because he’s a boy and probably enjoyed it Why the double standards?
>>571388518why are you surprised at feminist power fantasies? it's all about dominating a male as a female
>>571388504Gooners love the skins
wuyang is so fun wtf why did nobody tell me
>>571388504I have a friend who has a friend group who plays Rivals together. I’m pretty sure most of them never played Overwatch. They’re just playing this mechanically inferior game and none of them seem to care about it. It’s more of a social thing for them than anything.
>>571388518I'm pretty sure Mercy and Pharah are not a couple because Mercy is heterosexual and Pharah is a woman
>>571388504It's going for casuals. They have official community hubs where you can walk around and show off your gooner skins. You have to go into custom game lobbies in OW for that.
>>571388895>casuals like casual nonsweaty gameshuh
>>571388913This, Mercy is for marriage and impregnation.
Shion is for marriage and impregnation
Doomfist is for being raped and gaped by Italian futa cock.
>>571388721Juno...
>>571389064I assume she's unmarried and childless because she's not interested in getting married or having children.
>Ana and Rein planning their second datePharah gonna be calling him dad if this keeps going
>>571389450>doesn’t want to get married or have children >just wants to have meaningless animalistic sex with random men I can fix her.
>>571351979they said in the content creator discord that launching the game and seeing your rank go down will feel so bad that they will never ever implement it
whats the point of endorsing people? why would you endorse your secondary enemies? weird
>>571389967BP xp.
>>571389158Shion will end up fucking your own kid because she's a pedo rapist
>>571389158>impregnation>>571367161
Sojourn would absolutely not bang the evil omnic. Weird ship.
>MercyxGenji>Freja×Emre>ReinhardtxAnaI'm noticing a pattern here
>pick new character>drive into enemies for 160 dmg>one shot the rest wit rmbGood job Blizzard!
>>571389993I would rather deprive people of their endorsements, personally.
>>571389857They should have never added cheater comp in the first place. They should have realized that banning cheaters in waves and refunding weeks worth of games in one go would cause problems.
>>571390835Banning cheaters in waves is a smart thing to do though. You catch more of them that way.
>nothing but literal stomps since the season started both in qp and rankedI cannot wait for all the normie niggers to leave this is getting seriously infuriating Im genuineyl considering testing the chinese competitor this is absolutely horrendous and not fun at all
the fact that lower rank people get boosted so hard because of cheater losses proves that trannies and lgbt homos love cheating in this game
>>571391202Isn't it slavs and chinese that mainly cheat?
>>571390520
they're upset she breathes and her breasts move now
>>571347135add a ftm and they will be ignored just like the rest of the male characters
Mei is real!
>>571391202most of the cheater comp is being awarded to gm players
>>571375274I'm going to paint those caramel hills white.
>>571347229you forgot OW made this in Blizzard peak sexual harrassment arc, probably modeled after a lolified version of one of their female employee
Imagine Rein’s big German bratwurst stretching Ana’s old dusty pussy wide open. He would probably shatter her hips with his powerful thrusts.
>>571391574>34DDDDD=DDDDD
>>571391320lots of gays in russia yes
>>571391574>posting this without providing any names what's wrong with you?
>>571389857>Won't remove ill gotten gains>Will group you with people boosted by those gains
>>571391663She ults herself for maximum fertility
>>571391574>saggy titted fridgeshmm very arousing
>>571390995True, but that's the reason why cheater compensation was a retarded idea in the first place.
>>571390670All old people. Can't let the young money maker waifus get tainted after all.
Doomfist x Jetpack Cat
>SMOK-013 Mei...
Cassidy x AsheCassidy x EchoCassidy x Sombra
>>571392192Cassidy is for MEN
>>571390670ManxWoman?
>>571391889But does cheater compensation really boost people that much? I get 30% or so every 6 weeks or so, that's not a big difference. Alternatively they could maybe give out a regular lootbox as a token gesture instead of rank?
>>571389247Vendetta is a femcel.
Domina is for wining and dining with business partners followed by transactional sex that requires signed NDAs from all parties.
>>571392192I love Cass x Sombra I think they would be cute together
I’m surprised there aren’t a shit ton of Domina scat porn yet.
>>571392461not him but see >>571391598a lot of the cheaters hang out in high masters/low gm so its causing those players to get boosted up to high gm and champrealistically speaking, there's no working solution for this. the compensation is bonafide inflation but I also understand that it sucks to have lost rank against a cheater. I personally can't think of a way blizzard can properly approach this so the game will probably just have to put up with it. Most of the people who get super boosted by cheater comp eventually fall back down anyway, it's just very unfortunate for their teammates during that process
the removed the dva dance in the mvp screensome fucking tranny/feminist complained about that and that's why they fucking removed it
>>571392968germans dont play ow
>>571393238He's being racist against Indians, Germans have nothing to do with it.
fucking friendless no life twitch dwellers are so fucking weirdi just want to watch the game and these faggots in chat are all talking about irrelevant shit
i have had the unfortunate experience of waking up to find out im in gm3 after being in m3 (tank) because of cheater comp and I lost like 12 straight games after the first four losses I just started telling my teammates the deal in pregame and that they should dodge to cancel the game if they want to lol
>>571393467just hide the chat?
>>571393467Watch a low view streamer. It’ll mean more to them than to some big time eceleb who doesn’t give a shit about your presence.
Mei is not fat, retards
>>571392361No all mixed race couples.
>>571393792 i guess to actually talk about the game yeah
>>571385157Bap design is good unlike Echo
>>571370735junker queen seems like she can have sex with any gender with only one rule, she has to be top
>>571391202>trying to cheat nature by chopping your dick off, wearing dresses, high knee socks and taking chinese chemicals in order to swap your gender (will forever be a boy)>cheating in videogamesseeing a pattern here
>>571394314>Any hole's a goal, cunt m8
>>571393049it was probably the kpop studio behind the dance that copyright claimed it my unmedicated schizo friend
>enemy counterpicks my hana with zarya and mei on round 3 control>ignore them, kill their supports and win
>>571394882Neither counter you.
I'm so done with these support cretins picking zen/mizuki for no reason and accomplishing nothing whole game.I'll ask them to swap and if they won't I'll start soft throwing too.
>>571395648Better not type or say anything because after they report you, blizzard can and will ban you.
whats cheater comp
it's a you problem, i carry on zen all the time
>new map neon something idk>attack>frontline with sig>nothing happens>die once, instantly lock ball>jump over the lil wall, piledrive 5 go far back, ana cass and echo following me and shooting at me>extend even more far back so they are completely out of point for my team to play the game>they are all three severely low hp, so I am>fuck off with 200hp>team still 4vs2ing and not achieving anythingeuthanizing
>enemy team kicks our ass and one of them says free>say free backworks every time
>>571395995Hmm it's almost like there is a raid boss tank holding them back!
>>571395543haha i struggle with their beamsi hope dmon can fuck them over so i can swap to her instead of monkey or hazard
>>571396153fair enough, if 4 dudes cant deal with a singular fucking tank it means i will go afk and enjoy my tea in peace while alt tabbing, commonly described as a team diff, not raising my cortisol, not even one microgram for actual unironical faggot tranny and pedophiles (dont google the link between all three)
>>571396172She's way too pretty, Twitter will complain
>>571395728I don't think anybody knows, it's just a trigger word that doesn't mean anything.
>>571393049pretty sure whatever group is in charge of Twice told them to remove it because their choreo is copyrighted
>>571395728cheater compensation. if you lost a match to someone who later gets banned for cheating you get free sr backcertain rank ranges have the highest concentration of cheaters so some people end up opening overwatch and finding themselves boosted by an entire rank range
>>571395995If only you had a Sombra or Tracer in the backline to finish them off..
>>571396172So is she gonna be another kpop girlboss?
>>571388518he enjoys it, the reason he's pissed at her is because he's coming of age and she isn't interested in man over 12 and woman under 30
>>571396319lol did you see they didnt complain about sierra having a cute face because shes black
>>571396989She'll be more mature and nurturing than D.Va
>>571391824may she have a child that she might care and love for
When do we get a Hispanic hero with big ol' chichis?
>Mizuki, I know you better than anyone else. Mizuki, don't you dare leave my side. Mizuki, why on earth are you doing this?! Hehehehehehehe... You can never, ever escape from me!
>>571396738Isn't that how you rank up is cheating I mean the top players do it just get Titan.
>>571397659What's her problem.
>>571397060>>571396319They didn't complain because the anran thing was a single specific issue with the hero not matching previous appearances.Tourists fuck off and take your tranny and raceshit with you
>>571398060Overwatch is a raceshit game, doe.
>>571397060they complained about Sierra being generic instead
>>571398121Only in the allegorical omnic stuff. All flavors of human being represented is simply a side effect of its global scope.
>>571398060you complained about anrans and shions face and youll complain about dmons too
>>571398435i complained about ur moms face
I'm obsessed with trannies and I voted for Trump. Which hero should I play? Oh I also hate blacks even though I want them to fuck my waifu.
sym still has 275 and for what
>>571398756Least mentally challenged Genji main
>>571397732Literally built for human dick.
>>571398756Reinhardt
>>571398808Thunder thighs = larger HP
>>571398808she's thick
>>571398808She's coated in a veneer of diarrhea, granting her 50 extra health as it must be scraped away before any shots can penetrate her skin.
>>571395543>>571396172Depends on the map, no? Like Busan sanctuary D.va vs Zarya..big difference between that and Numbani D.va vs Zarya
>>571399718>>571399091>>571398658>>571398248foolish posts
>>571395995>>571396303You, the tank, are allowed to 1v3 them and that's you just being good at the game, but if the enemy tank + a support 2v4s your guys with no tank that's just your team being bad lol. Tanks need to be forced to face their DPS teammates in 1v1 custom arenas so they can get reality checks.
Are there any good educational OW channels? I want to improve. Team fight structure and tank stuff specifically. Thanks.
>>571401067flats_ow
>>571401067i was about to link a friends stream. he hangs around champ 5/4 on tank and he only averages like 10 viewers despite streaming every day so you can probably get him to answer a lot of questionsbut then I decided that I will gatekeep for no reason instead. good luck
>>571401381I'll be real with you while searching for it myself that guy came up and he seems more like your typical twitch clip farmer rather than anything worth watching.
>>571401067pick a hero you want and select an autist that only plays said heromulti hero coaches like that ugly israeli or anyone will be too vague, if you pick a hero specific autist you will learn more and faster
>>571391409I mean it just doesnt make sense canon explanation probably has something to do with expelling exhaust or gas build up or somethin
you'll never know the comfiness of 2-4am OCE quickplay on console
>>571401542Your instincts are correct.
>>571401067https://www.youtube.com/@Spilo2/videos
>>571401963>pick a hero you want and select an autist that only plays said heroReinhardt and Winston. Most of the videos I've seen are just gameplay with very loose commentary and I don't feel like I'm getting all too much out of them especially since I feel like I struggle with "decision making" rather than mechanics.
>>571402526>winston staging is important on this hero. dont jump to people, jump to locations if you can, its almost always better to drop onto someone from high ground without leap so you can use it to get away or chase plus if the enemy sees an ape jumping to high ground theyre likely to turn and shoot at your position, giving your team more breathing room
>>571401067Grind your aim and stfu about positioning nonsense
juno
>>571397120>nurturingM-Mama?
>>571402776>Reinhardt and Winston
>>571402708how do you drop on someone on non vertical maps like coloseo
Are there any OW streamers who pro/ex pro esports who stream? I feel like it would be better to watch them than weekend warriors like Frogger and Flats.
>>571402913Mercy, actually. :3
>>571403656If you're the same guy asking again Hadi is the guy you want.
drops are on for twitch
>>571403036uhhhh dont play winston there thats a horrible winston map just try to be behind them, play cover and be annoying take an angle so they are forced to divide their attention, since its much easier to deal with a team thats stacked in one position make sure ur position guards the flank so the enemy has to go through you to get to your backlineyour job on maps that arent ideal for you is to bait cds and attention, not necessarily go for kills
>>571402785slut
>4 minute dps and 3 minute support queues>in quick play>on a sunday evening Well I don't want to play tank either. someone else can do it.
Overwatch was fun today
>>571404519I don't believe you.
>>571402708>stagingLike faking pressure?>>571403787I wasn't the one you replied to but I'll check him out.
>reversal>expected>reversal>expected>reversal>expectedThis is true EOMM. You're telling me the game has put a higher rated player on my team who simultaineously had an abysmal winrate and lost us the game 6 times in a row? And this is not evidence of rigged matchmaking? Literally impossible
>open owcs stream>hear the tranny>close streamsimple as
>>571404331ill play tank and throw because i dont want to wait to play dps or support, end of story
>>571404950thou art the sole sneedstant
what can you say about the blue zaria (it's me and we won that match)last round team was 3 dps 2 support and bubbling low hp mates
>>571404831>>staging>Like faking pressure?Getting into position before the fight begins. If you're in a bad position when the fight starts and are forced to use your cooldowns just to not die you're really throwing the fight. Winston has a lot of downtime, is the strongest tank with his bubble and the worst tank without his bubble. So it's the most important aspect of him.
i don't get how to play tracer I jsut take hits and then die. I can't kill anyone I can't land sticky bomb I literally troll by picking this character it doesn't feel worth it
>>571406138I'll say that your Widow and Ramattra raped their opponents, but the right composition, high intelligence and brute force are the ideal recipe for victory.
>>571406864they didi saved a lot of squishies from dying with my bubbles thoughthe first round i got absolutely raped but i came back round 2 and both extra rounds
>>571406138The thing Overwatch stats really lack is healing received...if we saw what % of heals on your team went to each player and it said Ram took 40% of the heals and you got 20% of them, that would say something compared to both of you getting 30% healls with the same DMG and kills.
>>571406590you can only take on duels with tracer otherwise it's pointlessyou can achieve the same effect in a match with less effort with other dps
>>571407084i wish they would add that statthe people to always complain about getting no heals are those who never use cover or expose themselves too much
>>571407139No she's great at contributing damage in team fights and her tank-shooting is underrated. And her ability to duel is overrated. What's true in both cases is she needs to be hyper aware of enemy sightlines. As long as she avoids crosshairs she's good at both teamfights and duels
>>571401067Watching people is bad because they'll overcomplicate it. All you have to do is get good mechanics and learn how to use your abilities properly and you win. No amount of "learning" will help you if you can't hit the broadside of a barn.
>>571407139I tried another dps and that one was even harder..
>>571407371It won't fix anything. The guys who run it down mid and die instantly will always have lower healing received than the ones who stay alive during the fight. They will just cry harder. If anything they should remove the scoreboard altogether and make it a replay only option with detailed stats so statcopers can look at numbers all they want after the game.
>>571407997I wanna huff her butt so fucking bad. I bet it smells so damn good. I bet she has one of those cute, dark Japanese girl buttholes
>>571407997if she has an ass then she should prove it by letting me kiss it
Shion...>>>/aco/9228944
>>571406590Your blinks are your survival tool. Blink between cover. If someone points their gun at you, you blink and then you shoot. Not the other way around.
>>571408161ogundimu property
aspen this, sunshinebread thatam I the only one who wants mL7 to raw me?
>>571408161I bet her feet taste like Switch cartridges
>>571408509probably
ranking all heroes by self sufficiency/team dependence. how close am I?
>>571407997there is no poop coming out of there, just donut frosting
>>571404031the new map seems bad for winston too, circuit, havana too
Need Lena and Angela doing the entire repertoire of fornite dances.
>>571404950game is ten years, people have either moved on with the eomm or completely accepted it, when I asked my team why no one ever complains about the games being nonstop stomps, getting them or taking them, I got absolutely no answers, the playerbase is totally ok with losing 6 abysmal stomps and winning games they could have won being afk in base, ignore the retarded ass niggers denying eomm they genuinely dont play the game at all, do it to generate (yous) because their pathetic miserable lives is hard to live, or they are sub masters which means they are unironical troglodytes
>>571408893>>571404031Well...
>don't play winston on bad maps>don't play winston into bad matchupsWhen are you even allowed to play Winston? Even the Korean pros abandoned him.
>>571408776Sym, Hazard, Sojourn, Baptiste, Freja, and Zen should be bumped up a tier
>>571409215When you see a squishy target on the other team being a nuisance
>>571409193>7.3% banratewho the fuck bans winston?
>>571409382supportniggers, the loud majority
>make Juno white>make Mercy asianWhat the fuck is their problem?
>>571409215playing winston into reaper or bastion players is laughably easy when they hard focus on you specifically people counterswap winston all the fucking time even in qp so it’s really easy to get reps in for practicing those matchups
>>571409537>into reaperI love when the faggot burn his tp cooldown to chase me just for me to jump out after he had time to shoot me once, bro usually will repeat three to four times before giving up, I love how the playerbase is so fucking retarded in this videogame
>>571409537Yeah responding to the classic reaper bastion etc. swaps by switching off Winston is only correct when your entire team is countered (rare). Usually whent hey do this they end up countering themselves in some way. Like I'm not really concerned about the Torbjorn and Bastion when my DPS are Hanzo and Soldier and they get to be pincushions for the rest of the game.
>>571407775true
>>571409440nobody cares unless is black washing.
>>571398808Superior Vishkar Constitution™©®
>>571409262eh, i disagree. either they need a team to use their full kit, or die the instant their healers look away.
how to junker queen
>whole team negative kd except me>reversalo yea
>>571409809Didn't they retcon Pharah into being half native American because of that one skin?
>>571410669She always was
So far I'm seeing a 50/50 split between the refuel perk and the faces of death perk.
i have literally never been killed by a Sierra if it wasn't her autoaim bs
>>571402526Go watch durpees rein education and you'll probably shoot up to plat if youre not a tard. Also learn the maps, spilo has good videos about those
>>571411024>durpees rein educationTell my supports to swap when they are on mercy cat?
>>571411024I am plat...
>>571370735>>571394314I find it extremely kino and high taste when seemingly dominant characters are portrayed gentle in relationships.And likewise seemingly meek and polite characters ; dominant in relationships.like, imagine a dommy mommy mercy or a tradwifey, caring junker queen wife. holy shit my cock is hard
how do i tank? like how do I play tank and not fuck up? I also only play dva
>>571411536Can't I just imagine The Lena?
>>571411024>watch spiloLol
does the rank range of your placements have an effect on the hidden mmr that dictates your predicted?For example I just did tank placements. My predicted started at Plat 5 after I won the first game. I asked a friend who is diamond 5 to queue with me. We won the next 4 games and my predicted went up to Diamond 4. Then he swapped to support where he's D1 and we won the next 4/5 games and it placed me M5.What I'm asking is, are there also hidden "uphill battle", etc modifiers during placements that will affect your predicted? And so players can then abuse this by making sure they are always the lowest in the lobby to increase the odds of getting favorable multiplier?
this is your lifeweaver for today!
>>571412996hey he's playing the new map
>>571412996king
>>571412996least disabled support player
>>571412996
>>571412996wtf is this?Homeless guy living in a supermarket?Weird one man lan party?
>>571412996I wish I was so unemployed that I could set up a gaming pc in a grocery store cafe with my support dog (that I definitely don't need) and just play overwatch.
>>571412996a random basedboy, spotted in the wild. very nice
>>571413241he's homeless and those places don't kick you out as long as you buy something every now and then
>>571412314whats wrong with the dude outside of overcomplicating shit so you buy more coachings
>>571413394This sounds very American. Our European homeless people just hang around train stations and get high.
>>571413684theres barely any homeless people in europe anyway
>>571413762Depends on country and city but any major ones tend to have quite a few. Obviously not LA levels but enough.
>>571412996unc is locked in
>>571413394Where does he keep his PC if he's homeless
>>571414521you can see his little trolley behind his dog
>>571412314>>571413619I'm saying his map guide videos specifically, im pretty sure he's the only one that does that>>571411309Bro is champ rein obviously he's an autist
>>571414521he hauls that trolley behind him around, probably keeps it in his car that he pays for with your tax dollars. likely addicted to something. guarantee the dog is just some random mutt that he uses to get disability.
>>571412996Hes playing qp by the looks of it, so this is highly welcome
God I wish I was Mizuki...
>>571415345>likely addicted to somethinglooks like overwatch
>>571406138If you want actual feedback, post a replay code. Scoreboards only tell us so much.
>>571415770talk about hitting rock bottom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CctUnNv6hzA
>>571416727buy an ad
>>571412996me in 5 years
>>571412996at least it's not a foid or a troony
>>571410669that was basically a pre beta thing that was already changed in the release game. but yes, why the fuck would she have an native american skin if she is egyptiansame with luciohe was originally a canadian that was a hockey fan. not some random brazilian. he didn't even have portuguese lines the first few months of overwatch.
>>571416727You just need to play 5 minutes of both to make that conclusion. No need for a video.
>>571412996whew
Cream got caught cheating on console!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9CG6m9yHz0
>>571417252They probably wouldn't have made him black with a perfect NA accent if they originally planned to make him Brazilian
>>571417343la unidad absoluta
>>571416101Is the doughnut an innuendo?
>>571417423lol @ the target switching 9 seconds in. I can't imagine doing that naturally on a controller but I don't play FPS with a controller because that would be silly
>>571417423honestly it must be tempting given how slow and retarded controller players are. playing mkb among consolefags probably makes you feel like a god.
>>571417423>"they cheated!!">how?>"they..they used completely normal mouse and keyboard!!!"Oh, so nobody was cheating. Got it.
>>571417963nah that is not natural m&kb aim. Even the smoothest aimers in the world don't glue their crosshair to targets like that
>>571417697donut addiction is real
whats wrong with that guy
I run out of energy to keep trying within the first 2 minutes of a match
>>571417423This guy sounds buttmad that the PC master race is dunking on his favorite little toy.
Xin chao!
>>571418159>SEE WHAT I'VE BECOME
>>571402785
>>571418468god just imagine facefucking that face
>>571417423>Blizzard MUST rework Mercy because her design isn't compatible with the anti-FPS platform I choose to play Overwatch onholy kek
>>571418468Xin lỗi.
I didn't even realize I had 65% winrate on soldier with 92 hours played, being a rat on that character is OP
>>571418468>>571418541>>571418767Greetings!
>>571417423>CreamWho?
>>571417423>n-no trust me guys these people are totally injecting an aimbot into the game on console even though that's literally not possible>they're definitely not just using a fake controller device that wiggles the joystick to exploit the insanely strong aim assist the game has built in>this cheating problem needs to be addressed NOW but also it CANNOT be done by nerfing aim assist because my accuracy would be 10% without it, I will also not acknowledge the recent aim assist buffs at all even though that is the actual reason why the "cheats" are so blatant nowevery time
>>571418535>>571418159no way that's a guy
decapitate sombra players
thats why the writing team is so shit in overwatch
Nerf this :3
>>571420593she isn't
>>>/sp/15559566Why is Jose's English so bad?
so my queue for all-roles for the last 4 days has led to an incredible 1-8 win/loss by my calculation across 60+ games. so I have decided. I am a DPS main now and will ONLY play Torb
>>571420593he is indeed a child molesting troon sorry to inform you
>>571421205Have you thought about playing better?
>>571421180How embarrassing.
>>>/sp/155595665Why is Jose's English so bad?
>>571421353How's your spanish?The retarded shit schizos post I swear.
>>571421337Bro, I'm trying! I work my ass off in every match and I'd say about 70% are loss at character select. Not much I can do when I see I got a Shit doomfist tank on my team, or I get an Ana/Widow/Hanzo team who can't land shots and get outsniped by a Cassidy every time. It drives me insane. I do my best but I can only do so much
>>571421509>70% are loss at character selectYeah, you're playing torb.
Wow, three girls on an esports team? That's impressive.
>>571421509try to learn something from those eomm games, like trying new heroes, new tacts like diving, they are artificially made and you will lose no matter what, and you genuinely cannot avoid them, either you try to have fun out of them even if they are not at all or just stop playing the gameyou will never ever dodge those pathetic games where you get spawncamped, they are part of the algo
>>571422090They must be t girls
>>571422090silly The Lena spelled Sombra wrong
>>571421906no, I'm talking about during my All-Roles queues, which are all just tank/Support queues because you never get a Damage pop. On Torb I win and do well, I just don't queue for damage often, maybe once every 30-40 matches>>571422110I do, I try to look at where I make mistakes, where I overcommit, where I can improve, but when you're watching a Domina push into an enemy team of 5 on their own and your whole team is trying to chase down a single Shion in your back line, I don't even know what I can learn from that.
>>571422421Disregard all posts that mention "eomm" it's tinfoil hat conspiracy shit.
>>571346681Sex with her and Efi
>>571422090three girls, yet zero vaginas between them
>>571422421as long as you are not masturbating your tiny pecker when you will play those reverse eomm games when all the opponents are 0 18, it's all good, it's really easy to fall into the "damn son, I played so fucking good this match" when it's a fucking stomp you could have won while playing with your feet
>>571422090>the two guys just picked characters they wanna fuckBased
>>571422832Zeb is just like me, fr fr
>sierra not touched once in comp>shion already being mirrored in her first weeksex sells
>>571423067What do you mean the spam-lmb-down-main-hero isn't being played at the highest level?
>>571422090"""""""""""girls"""""""""""'girls with boobs between their legs
team blue (team boy) wonlets go males
>>571423067Sierra is shit and Shion is busted, simple as.
>>571423067sierra is a low skill ceiling hero and doesn't benefit from team coordination, she was always going to be worse in higher level play
>>571423067Funny thing is Sierra counters Shion.
>freja>orisa>lifeweaveryou told me these heroes were gamelosers /owg/
>>571424742Freya I can understand, she requires a lot of aim for basically little result.The other two are literally OP tier and owg is fucking stupid and dont play the game. Orisa has no counter play at all.Lifeweaver still has his bullshit grip untouched.my post is a fact and owg doesnt know shit. specially the ritualposters.
>>571424742>/owg/literally 10 dudes at best, none above masters outside maybe one
>>571425056I don't think the ritualposters play the game tbf
world peace
We are Hashimoto, son!
>>571425312>39.8% pickrateI don't care about whether or not I win or lose a match against an Ana. It's a miserable experience no matter what.
>>571425056>Orisa has no counter play at all.No direct hero counters but you can just ignore hero a lot better than any other tank and finish her off last.
>>571425808You cant really "ignore" her, her poke game is strong and he can rush you regardless.
Yuriwatch
lucio got nerfed out of pro play because they want pros to play heroes who sell skins
>>571425930Sure but diving past her is a winning strategy.
>>571426580
running over grandma with my motorcycle
>>571426778
>>571381218
>>571424742Somebody knowledgeable on pro OW please explain why they are playing Orisa now.She didn't get buffed?
>>571425808>you can ignore the hero that deals more damage than most dps and can basically instakill you with spearbronze moment
wow team troon losing
>>571427521other tank is an orisa OTP and hawk is egoing him
no one asked butthe funny thing about orisa in pro is that both her major perks suck for proplay so its common for the orisa player to just not pick a major perk
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>571427569It's because girls are bad at games
the jose brought you imagespam
>>571428064
holy shit tanking in this game is absolutely cancer idk how can anyone main tank in this shit, just delete the role from the game desu
>>571426580>implying that OW esports is in any position to be selling skins at a large scale
>>571428429ngl part of why im playing that game is because i need to reach higher ranks at least higher than those foids on streams
>>571429057>how can anyone main tank in this shitDisproportionately large influence on the outcome of the game. Sigma male mindset type shit.
>>571429297What that has to do with Overwatch? Talk about the game, idiot.
>>571428916
the kiriko dance
>>571429436wow way to miss the interview with sugarfree faggot
>>571429557I don't care about your e-celebs, talk about the game or fuck off, stupid.
Mizuki
What's up with niggas itt obsessing over drops? I tuned in out of curiosity for the game and the rewards look like shit.
>>571429697goys gonna goy
>>571429697They are shit, but everyone is a gambling addict here so they always think the next loobox they will hit gold (they never do)
>>571429057love the solo game exwperience ball givesI do my shit and if my team sucks they lose, I dont lose I have fun all the way and I shit on enemy supportcucks all game, no other feeling like that, maybe playing a rice carry in dota2 but you are still dependent on your supportnigger for the first 6minutes compared to the self sufficient mammal god
>>571429697It's silver and gold players who play dailies for boxes.
>>571429652>ecelebnigger that was a player in the fucking tournament that just played what is wrong with you
>>571429697fomo
>>571429697I just buy a skin if I really like. I have a job and I enjoy wasting money from time to time
There's no reason for there to be hero bans below master.
>>571429696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Rs90qGLTE
>>571430129But it's literally just a profile banner and an esports recolor skin for hours of watchtime. Obviously you can just have it running in the background but why even bother for it?
>>571430351Be honest, what broken cancerous hero do you play that people like to ban?
She'll let you hit, but she'll also cut off your arm and replace it with a robotic one. Are you taking the deal?
kissu
>>571430553wtf is she doing
>>571430434it's free stuff you can get by doing a simple task within a limited time frame, as long as it's something that you MIGHT in theory use one day or would like the option to maybe use it, you'll have people show up, especially for the lootbox>>571430553what are the downsides to a robotic arm? Is it just as good as a flesh arm?
>>571424742>>571427479That team, especially Hawk, likes to troll/sandbag and play disrespectfully even in league matches when they think the other team can't win
>>571430465I play 76, tracer and sojourn.
Why am I getting endorsements if I'm the worst player of the match? Just got 3 and I legit was awful.
>>571431023I send endorsement to big retards so they feel better about their pathetic performance
>>571431023did you play mercy? If not, the rest of the team was probably a stack and couldn't endorse anyone else because they've already endorsed them
>>571431023I always give it to the two people with the lowest endorsement level no matter how they played so they feel better
>>571431134Stop posting this picture of me
>>571430985>>571430351I sort of agree in that the bans are nonsense 99% of the time, but I do like the option being there for hardcore onetrickers trying to enable their character with a little extra oomph through bans. Like it's pearls before swine in almost every game but just because there's that one guy out there using it correctly to enhance his experience makes it worth having.
>>571430985tracer is broken and should be banned, nobody bans s76 or soj
>>571431093Oh...>>571431134I was playing Brig >>571431163I see, my Endorsement is level 3 even though I never interact with people on chat/voip/emotes. Might be that.I tried my best, I never give up so maybe they noticed that...
>>571431134Almost everytime I play Mercy people from the enemy team invite me to a group to check if I'm in a group and as a solo q player it pisses me off
>>571431207
>>571431242Negative winrate in every rank btw
>>571430764It will be like a normal arm, but you will occasionally feel phantom pain
Watching Disguised fills me with despair
>>571431324>that namethey probably think you are a girl (female)
>>571431590then I'll take the deal
I have been playing this game since higschool and I only made it from silver to low plat. Why am I so garbage even after all these years? And I even fall back to gold many times
>>571431734I play somewhere between 20 to 200 hours per season, depending on whether my friends are there, how the meta is, etc., and I rarely leave gold/plat unless I'm sinking more than a couple of hours a week into the game in any given season. Are you just not playing enough?
>>571431734You're probably not a lifeless try hard in a premade
>>571427412good mornyan
>>571432184I'm playing a lot. I'm still hardstuck. I might be retarded or something
>>571431734If you're over 25 it's too late for you
>>571431734I don't think you can understate how much the general playerbase of online video games has improved during these past 10 years, people were still on 60hz toasters in 2016. The level of play is simply higher now, so silver to plat isn't that bad all things considering.
>>571432372Do you watch your replays every now and then? It's easier to see your mistakes from God's eye.
>>571432336good mornyan!
>>571431734entire thread is like you anon nothing to be worried about
I've been playing the game since 2016 and the highest rank I ever got was in the first season 1 tricking zarya, I got diamond.
>>571432497good mornyan jose!>>571432336good mornyan abbo
grunting loudly while cumming deep inside sunshine's ass
Sombros
>>571433304Grand Theft Racemix
IT HAS BEEN A WEEK NOW GET OFF SHION
>>571433167Can you record that into Vocaroo and post it here?
>>571433304her cranium looking a little large here
>>571433881She's been doing a lot of thinking lately.
>>571433881because it's just best girl Tracer'd over an AI image
befriending wuyang to get closer to his sister
>>571434939thot
>>571435086no that's Anran
>mouse wheel on the new hero selection screen changes roleslmao what a monumental blunder
>>571422110>>571422532So I forced myself to take a 45 minute break by uninstalling and reinstalling the game, but in the meantime, I did earnestly try to look into the EOMM stuff, I went to Reddit and asked about it, but got my ass chewed out for being an "EOMM Believer" or something. So at this point, I have no idea if there is EOMM in QP or not, but now I'm too afraid to ask.
>>571436086just play the game solo for a few hours a day and it becomes clear, eomm denies are all retarded faggots and ask them to post their current rank or to stfu and they wont, because they dont play the game
>>571436086QP matchmaking is just rough. There is a reason most streamers barely touch it.
Storm Arrows are 100000000x more braindead than old Scatter Arrow ever was
How does the dark lord lose to a random guy named ryan?
>>571437870They always juat spam it, but desu Sierra, Sombra and Vendetta annoy me way more than Hanzo ever could
>>571436325I only play solo, I don't have friends who like OW. they all stopped when OW2 was announced and are now worldclass Blizzard haters>>571437587yeah, I probably should try ranked but at this point, my self confidence is so low after 4 straight days of getting my balls crushed that I wouldn't be shocked if I end up at Bronze 2
>>571431734You don't have the gene.
>>571438203who cares if you end up bronze if your friends arent playing anymore, no one will see your rank outside of you, and the actual golemic trannies you meet once in a game and never againqp is unplayable since the season started for me, it's nonstop stomps, with big retards trying out shion and going 0 9
>>571438203>my self confidence is so low after 4 straight days of getting my balls crushed that I wouldn't be shocked if I end up at Bronze 2If you start in Bronze then you start in Bronze. If you want to improve you can climb out of it. Or just ignore the rank and treat it as QP with better matchmaking.
>>571436325erm now what
>>571438362>>571431734>be me>7k hours in dota>mediocre at best, probably below average even, like a gold nigger in ow>2k hours in cs, less than 1k in cs source when I was a teen>current elo in faceit so high I frequently meet prosso weird
I kinda wish I were bronze I feel like it would be a lot more relaxed
Did any of you ever smurfBe honest
>>571438506I think a Bronze player would actually have the best incentive to improve out of anyone cause they're queue times would actually get faster rather than slower as they went up the ranks
>>571438851created an account after having my og account in bronze, I didnt play much but I basically learned shooters on the acc so it was piss low, did play and tryhard but it was way too fucking long to grind on top of having actual cia agents every other gamecreated a new acc, calibrated high plat, now high masterspretty sure if I go on my ow1 acc I wont be able to smurf in high silver games, they are helpless. i even started believing ow1 accounts are flagged and unplayable
>>571438851Only when my main gets banned and I have to climb on a new account.Smurfing in OW is miserable though, playing with players worse than you on awful maps they vote for sucks. Also smurfing in general is not enjoyable.
>>571438851no because what do I need more than one account for
>try ball in QP>enemy team is immediately on hog cass sombra zen>win>"happy you won in QP anon?"If you go full countercomp you can't brush it off as "just QP".
>>571439334>why are you TRYHARDING t. guys who can't even play their faves without swapping
Yeah, I'm convinced Shion needs to be tuned to fuck down
>>571439334go next, do not let the trolling get to you
>>571439427She's not that bad in comparison to Sierra right now and Vendetta release
>>571439334>If you go full countercomp you can't brush it off as "just QP".The goal of QP is to just have fun.I know this may be hard for a balltard to understand, but as soon as you pick ball, the game ceases to be fun for the enemy team. Your hero is designed around making the game obnoxious and unfun unless he is hard countered to the point of being unplayable.As soon as you pick ball, you force the enemy team to choose between swapping off the heroes they actually want to play to counter you, or losing in the most miserable way possible. The whole point of QP is thrown out the window as soon as you pick your hero.
>>571440681mad because bad. I don't even switch off of Widow against ball
>>571440779...yep, that is exactly the kind of response I'd expect from a miserable tranny who plays ball.Every single ball player is on the verge of suicide, and dragging others down towards their level of misery is the only thing that keeps them going.
>>571440895I don't even play ball, just amused at how raped you are and btw your post is pure projection about the misery thing lol
>>571440681eh, I dont have a huge issue with ballbut I play tank and tracer so thats probably why>>571440779I dont subscribe to the cancerous counter swap culture but a good ball will be farming you unless you are already being protected by some heroes he's bad into. having to swap is unfun but so is getting farmed every pre-fight so unless you're against some godawful SPEDlow balls I can't imagine its a good time for you>>571440895not that serious
>>571366321>win tank matchup>make space and even kill some supports/dps>still lose because dps cant win 1v1s and supports are playing dpslite (but never kill anything)haha yeah sorry man gonna have to forgive me for that. sometimes just gets under my skin a little to listen to the useless cunts on my team try to imply that i have to do literally everything to win the game while they whiff ults and spend the entire game in the spawn room. ill just be better.
>>571440681>I just want to play mercy and pocket my GM predscan while he plays aimtrainer with people new to the game
>>571441128dont yuck my yum playa!
>Mercy gets upset about me focusing her as Moira >Mostly because no one else is and she keeps getting a clutch rez>Ask why she's mad>Abloo who's upset I'm just sayingYeah, okay.
>>571441087stop looking at individual gamesthings like that will happenlook at the big picturewinrate on tank? 58%? great, keep goingeveryone will at times lose games where it seems they did everything they could. go next.now if you're sub 52% then you probably need to start asking yourself some questions
>muh fun to play againstThere isn't a single character, weapon, etc, in the history of PVP games that is "fun" to play against. Everything is obnoxious in a way because the purpose is to BEAT THE ENEMY.>BROOO I LOVE PLAYING AGAINST AWPS
>>571441459Rein is fun to play against for most players. The devs were puzzled why nobody complains when he is broken in metal ranks.
>>571438628Dota is way way harder than cs2. You need to be aware of whats happening on the map all time to get good at dota. In cs you just have to learn how to shoot shoot. >frequently meet prosI seriously doubt you're in FPL. Why lying?
>>571441885>In cs you just have to learn how to shoot shootyeah sure in low ranks. otherwise you're just talking out of your butt
>>571438851I've smurfed in overwatch, counterstrike and deadlock.
>>571441436i mean yeah my overall is good but i just hate hearing from the dogshitters in my games>tank diff>couldve won with x tank>tank didnt peel/tank no elimslike yeah man im sure that ice ball mei and attack speed reaper are going to do wonders in the freya pharah stadiumgame.doesnt help how long the games are, its like dota where the time wasted makes the words of turd worlders even harder to tolerate.
>>571441459Scout TF2 duels are kino.
>>571441459>There isn't a single character, weapon, etc, in the history of PVP games that is "fun" to play against.You are fucking retarded. If this was true, then all multiplayer games would always be unfun, no exceptions.The reality is that many characters are, in fact, fun to play against. If I'm playing an honest hitscan like mccree or soldier, get in a 1v1 with a similar hero on the other team (without a mercy pocket), and lose because they out-aimed me, I am having fun. My skill was tested, and the better player came out on top, that's literally the point of pvp games. There is no reason for me to be upset, instead I am motivated to play better next time so I can win.In contrast, when the enemy ball flies in through the skybox, slams into my backline, kills my support, presses a button to pull shields out of his ass, and then rolls away safely while I'm forced to just sit there watching because there's literally nothing my character can do about it, nothing about that "engagement" was fun. At no point was my skill tested. The better player did not come out on top, the better hero did. The only thing I'm motivated to do after that is press alt+f4.
>>571442474sounds like you are more of a deathmatch kibd of guy
>>571441459Why do you even play. I find most situations fun to play in and most characters fun to play against...cause that's the whole point. Just play some power fantasy pveslop otehrwise
>>571442430I miss the golden era of the mge iT server where you could just spend hours mgeing against invite players all day
>>571442770Sad how during the 2014-2020 stretch the game went from the top players playing 20-100 hours per week and so hungry for practice that they would even MGE us opentards to just logging in for their obligatory scrims and matches
shion kinda rapes tracer
>honest hitscan
Flats is a fat fuck
>>571442956I think it's really hard to hit Tracer with right click though. They were really smart to make it so obvious that she was about to vomit out bullets so you can always blink out of the way
tell me the fun in playing against k*r*ko
>>571442950yeah it makes me real sad, especially since comp tf2 appears to be obviously sunsetting right nowI checked tftv for the first time in ages last week and found out b4nny and whatever the iteration of froyo is didnt register for the current season. regardless of how much of a manchild he can be, if hes not playing I feel like the game's gone for real at least I've got my memories
>>571443630there is none after they nerfed kunai and gave everyone 250 hp
This game has taken over my life again since I hit Masters
>>571443290It's still a really rough matchup, the bike or rightclick are a death sentence. Tracer's winrate in GM tanked hard.
>>571444331>Tracer's winrate in GM tanked hard.Good. Bitch doesn't have to be hard meta in EVERY season.
>>571441885>you only meet pros in fpl>only have to shoot shoot to be good at cscompletely proved to be a cs shitter, better stick to your tranny game of 1001 crutches
>>571444331I feel like this is more due to anran than shionanran cant mark a tracer as well as another tracer, but she does a decent enough job considering how low effort it is for her to do it
>>571444019do you also have dreams of Overwatch matches?
>>571442474>The better player did not come out on topSounds like your support wasn't the better player to me.
>>571443668>b4nny and whatever the iteration of froyo is didnt register for the current seasonDamn that's actually really saddening. Despite his behavior, I couldn't help harboring b4nny sympathies cause I always hated how much the 6s scene was filled with people who wanted to just recreate like a highs chool social environment but "this time I'll be one of the cool kids" while b4nny had no patience for any of the community/social stuff and was just a borderline sociopath who only cared about the game itself. Also the people making fun of him/hating on him leaving the game for Overwatch on release thinking they were gonna be hot shit like Mangachu and Muma etc. really learned that at the end of the day a top TF2 player is a big fish in a small pond. In any case, him not registering for the current season is definitely symbolic and he's a legendary talent.
>>571444475My support likely couldn't have done anything to ball either, most heroes in the game can't do anything to him. Skill doesn't matter when ball is involved.
>>571444474yes and I wake up frustrated because I couldn't win them
gn junos
>plat>playing ana on hybrid, defense half>game starts, enemy team walks out of their spawn>rein starts holding S the second that a bullet even remotely comes in our direction>doesn't let go until he's most of the way to the first point>toggles his shield every now and then>he's never under any threat until the rest of the team is dead>dies with one or two swings' worth of damage
>>571444703I have those where the enemies survive on 1 hp and I diemakes me relieved to wake up and find out it was only a dream
>>571444838And then I queue up and the same thing happens
>Stadium>Doom crying about Torb's turrets>In the most stereotypical indian voice possibleI couldn't stop laughing
>>571444656You are saying such bullshit right now my man
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>>571440895>from a miserable tranny who plays ball.I can name more than ten ball players that mog you on and off the game little out of shape thirdie
>>571445395>posts a tranny playing ballerm
