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Mei's ass is my favourite character.
>ctrl+f "tran" last thread>1/27
>>571446287>ADFAnran Defense Force
>>571446413
>>571445839I bet she has a really cute, dark butthole with a really alluring and addict fragrence
>>571432497
>get perfectly balanced match>it's a 30min drawLmao
>winning game>server crasheslmao
>>571447431was it good though?also what rank range? long close matches like that are great for replay review. I love going over how I couldve done things differently in my close matches
Angela Ogundimu
"was it good though?also what rank range? long close matches like that are great for replay review. I love going over how I couldve done things differently in my close matches"
Latina summer.
>>571446413>>571446696Sombra sex
>>571448003Hehehe toes
We still don't know what Reyes looks like now? All we know is that he's insanely pale, from his Overwatch 1 skin's exposed biceps.
>>571448187What did Tracer do this time?
>>571447847You're not very good at this.
your insanely pale reaper bro
>>571448187At this point no matter what they show some group of people will just be upset. Just leave him mysterious at this point.
Overwatch on a CRT might actually be the best thing ever.
>>571449005Skins are not canon unless he took a sabbatical from overwatch to be a luchador
>>571447847this is really funny because im black, almost 30 and from a third world country
>>571449267>because im black
>>571447847Right? Fuck those nerds enjoying good games of Overwatch it's all about finding out who gained elo and going next
>>571447023
Hear me out: Shion should have been a cyborg and not an omnic. I like her design a lot but when you put her next to the male omnic heroes it's hard not to look ridiculous about it. I say this as A) a major robot girl fucker and B) someone who isn't a stickler for the lore in the slightest.When I look at her, all I can think about is "Why isn't Zenyatta a regular sexy guy with some face greebling?" It's just immersion breaking.But if you ctrl-F some dialogue and lines of text to make her a cyborg, I think it all works a lot more naturally and you don't really have to change her design at all. Pic somewhat related>>571449371This will be Deus Ex graphics in 2027
>>571447847LMAO. Dude...
la ventura
the hamburgermmond
ven tua
The Y'RE ATTACKING ME
They ARE targeting me!
>>571450531Shion was mindbroken from years of abuse and hates herself, which is why she has a human shaped shell. She still looks the same as Zen underneath.
You're literally throwing if you pick Tracer and you're not good with her.
>>571451460Yeah, I'm not saying I don't understand the in-universe explanation. It's just dwarfed by how obvious the meta-explanation is: "We need sexy ladies to sell skins" That break in immersion, specifically, is the problem.And I generally don't have an issue with characters being designed with sex appeal in mind. But, like I said, put her next to the male omnic heroes and it's a bit much for my taste. It springs to mind picrel
My illari had 0 assists until the very last team fight of flashpoint. How the fuck do you do this bad man?
>>571452292grok is this true
>>571449740
>>571452292All aspiring Tracer players gotta start somewhere.
>>571452292>lock in Tracer>mute everyonetime to game
>>571452510they had their chance in ow1 go play anran if you don't know how to play
Why would they make the first pass skin that everyone sees a literal who meme character that no one bothers with?? The best one in the pass too they could have given it to a hero people actually play.
>>571452292
Is there some lower quality of player in quickplay 5v5 vs stadium or something? I can carry matches just fine in stadium as dps/tank but every qp match tonight has been shit like a mercy named Barbie with one of those retarded titles who just feeds their fucking ass off while being the pettiest bitch in chat.
>is that lijiang or ilios or kings row or gibraltar >im gonna VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE
>>571453363Stadium is a perfect example of how when everyone is a retard no one is retarded. 5v5 has some decent players so getting a retard in your team is more noticeable.
>>571453563Lijiang is a patrician map, doebeit
Your lifeweave, sir.
>is that lijiang or ilios or kings row or gibraltar>im gonna VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE
Would you rather take a punch on the face from Doomfist or sniff Mercy's farts for 2 minutes?
>>571453563Maybe they should make decent maps worth voting for
>>571453702What a bizarre scenarioIt's hard to imagine a reasonable explanation for bringing your entire PC tower and the dog and a toaster to the supermarket for a session of Overwatch
>>571452493
>>571454295got no internet but need to play overwatch
What's your rank? From some of the posts here I judge most of you to be lower than Diamond.
>>571452292no one plays this fugly dyketroon anymore, it's all shion, the gigastacy with a better ult and burst
I hate it here. Fucking tracer and anran cant dive the one ana 5 feet away. instead they keep shooting the immortal hazard
>>571447431>>571447624Gold 1Range From silver to platinum something 6v6 Haven't had a game like that in ages perfect balance
>>571455206But what if someone sees my low damage number on the scoreboard???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y
>>571454823But Reddit said Tracer is the best character in the game.
>>571453702Let him cook.
>>571453963I bet you could unzip her body suit and her sweaty ass fragrance would be overwhelming.
I can already feel it coming...
>>571454396
>>571448187why are you in silver?
>>571456839don't have the gene
>>571456839hrt made me reatarded
why am I being matched against grandmaster tanks in quickplay
>>571457141Because you're so good
How do I become a good Widowmaker?
>havana defense tankis there a worse combination?
>>571457440havana defense tank as a jq otp
>>571457267https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwM2kMKgtdU
>>571457717im so glad Im not the only one who links this video to people lol
>>571453602After seeing my cree go 0 - 4 two rounds in a row I'm willing to believe you.
>>571454295Free wifi is a powerful thing. I used to go to a local bagel shop and play wow before I had a stable Internet situation. Granted I had a laptop at the time so it was less weird than bringing a big ass desktop setup.
>>571455698
how many times can I dodge in ranked in one season without geting a season-long ban? I'm really not trying to play some of these dogshit maps
>>571456061
I play Quickplay because ranked gives me anxiety plus I'm a plat dps so it's kind of hellish
>>571458948At least you're not Jose and have to play with 300 ping.
>Wuyang and Domina have different hero icon styles compared to the rest of the castwhy
>>571459694They lost the template
Dude this shit is not fucking fair. I can kill 4 out of 5 people on the enemy team by my fucking self but die to the last one then I get to see my mei run solo onto point to throw her ult on the last person and fucking die instantly while whiffing the ult.I know blizzard is just going to give me unwinnable matches but come the fuck on man.
>>571458368If you can't stomach playing maps then you shouldn't be playing ranked
>>571458948>by my fucking selfReally..?
>>571458217her win rate is over 50% with controllers thoe
https://bobayashibo.github.io/ow-anti-kun/Lol a Jap made a website where you can enter the enemy team's comp and get minmaxxed counter character recommendations
What is /owg/'s consensus on the whole Juno major perk debate? Triple Jump or Auto Mediblaster?
>>571460507chatgpt made a website you mean
>>571460739Triple Jump obviously
>>571460507kek
>>571460114nah I will be dodging all havana and circuit
>>571460752I make money from vibe coding, who cares who made it.
>>571460905lol the AI translator mistook pooku (poke) for pork
>>571460507>Winston strong against Anagork is this true?
>>571459694and Sierra
>>571460905Yeah she's pretty strong against Roadhog
>>571461105the best winstons do a great job of baiting sleep with very well timed bubbles so I believe it
>>571461105Yes, Winston is generally strong into Ana, but not because he easily kills her every time.He can jump past her team, force her to panic, block healing/nades/sleep with bubble, and make her waste cooldowns. But if Ana hits Sleep Dart or has teammates peeling for her, Winston can get punished fast.
>>571456035feel what coming?
My win rate this season is 66.6%, not bad. I've won 2 games and lost 1.
is sierra good
>59% WR on JQ over 70 hours of her in ranked>I cant bring myself to play more than about 8 horus of ranked per season because of how quickly I burn outwish I was young again
>>571463869black pussy is good
>>571464005no anon that is not what I meant
>>571463874how do you play the hottie, I feel like you have not great survdamage is ok especially if you push them but thats it, you do big damage but you are still vulnerable and no armor etcit's like ball but less good
>>571463874>wish I was young againLet me guess, you're 24?
>>571464257natural cover is her best friend. she can't do much without it unless the enemy team is pure garbo. even from an offensive standpoint its great for doing things like hiding your axe windup>>57146442829
>>571460739Blaster perk is something like +30% burst and +15% overall gun throughput (if you always use it on cooldown, depending on how you calculate it, including or excluding reload, etc.).Any +heals will wind up saving some lives, but how many barely saved lives actually result in a fight swing? It certainly won't be the deciding factor between your retarded doomfist living and dying. Maybe it's also a good pick if you're finding that you're just barely struggling to stabilize between bouts.As far as damage is concerned, +30% burst damage is quite easy to evaluate. If you're often just barely failing to kill, the blaster perk moves you past that breakpoint.There's probably not a single map where the triple jump is downright useless, though, even if it's just for scouting and survivability, so I reckon that should be the default unless you notice either of the above cases by the time you're level 3.
LA
>>571465101megamind looking honda
>>571460739triple juno and its not even close
>>571458541
>>571460739i take triple jump 99% of the time but i think faster blaster is worth in some situations, like if it's new junk city and they have a sombra or something
So many perks that are good like faster blaster but the other one is just better...hm...
>>571466473
perks are just a jobs program for Custa (n slur guy)
Love it when a faggot picks Pharah or Mauga and ruins the match for everyone
>>571468290I've never felt that about Pharah
what went wrong?
>>571468290this but roadhog and mercy and widowmaker and lifeweaver
>>571469035Fortnitification
gn jacks
>>571469035>no mountaineering elements in her kit>lame Widow grapple>bad color schemeThe design isn't that bad but her being the Moria of dps makes her gameplay worse.
does week 2 of the event start tomorrow or tuesday
> roadhog punish bad positioningHow do you respond?
>>571469884pick orisasombraana
>>571467557
>>571469035the 3D steam failed and her personality isn't interestingshe is just happy go lucky southern girl.
>>571469446Tuesday
does anyone else only ever get heroic endorsements from quickplay 6v6 or mystery heroes specifically? i get normal ones from comp mode but for some reason in those 2 qp modes, thats the only time i've ever even seen a heroic endorse.
I miss when the single vote for a map had a real chance of winning, it's clearly rigged against it now
>>571469035She isn't clapping her fat, black ass on my tongue
>>571454295he's likely homeless and they let him sit there. i'm more perplexed by the hambeast with dyed hair.
>>571470143
>>571460739i'm low elo so i take the assault rifle every time. i don't need even more juking from enemies, my survivability against them is already really high.
>>571469884Ban roadhog
>>571469035they hired the 3d modeler off of fiverr, probably the same one who di venture
>>571470276nice. thatll be 2 days that i didnt have to play this shitty game
>>571468290whats the issue with mauga? genuinely asking because i rarely ever see him. i don't even remember the last time i fought one.
>>571470925possibly one of the least fun tanks to play against right now no matter what role you play rapes many other tankshigh damage outputinsane survivability his charge is on a fucking 5 second cooldownthe saving grace is that a decent amount of people either don't want to stoop so low as to play mauga or they just find his gameplay very boring. but he's been unchecked for like 3 seasons now and past a certain elo you learn that you might have to accept a mauga mirror of you want to win
>Shion closes her eyes when she sleepsYou don't need to do that, silly robo.
>>571460739I take the Auto Mediblaster, so I can healbot my tank's ass for 4 whole seconds. It's basically a second healing burst ability.
>>571469035>be Team 4>pressured to keep up with Marvel Rivals content releases while your parent company is hemorrhaging money from selling it's souls to AI and Israel>domina irl Asha Sharma demands you to rerelease your game and put out 10 heroes in one year; five of them on the same day>put all of your effort into Anran, Domina, Fika, Emre, and Mizuki and task a literal big gay furry to start the creation the hottest robot of all time>everyone is overworked, underpaid, short on time, and out of ideas but still have to make a hero for season 2and that's how sierra was born
>>571452329You and everyone who posts that image is a fucking retard. Have you ever gone outside and seen real human sexual dimorphism? Not every guy is a terminally online hrt junkie
>>571470462How does bro have a gaming pc if he's homeless
>>571472132Heroes are in the pipeline over half a year in advance, if not more. Don't forget that Bap, Kiri, and Queen were finished before OW2 even launched. Bap, in particular, wasn't even supposed to launch in OW1, they wanted to hold him for OW2, which was two fucking years later.
>>571470470best gamer
>>571472431some homeless people have jobs and/or have their old posessions, with temporary housing from the state.
>>571472485Those were old hero releases get with the times unc
kill all echoniggers
>>571472867t. support cuck she is not even strong.
>>571473073you'll need a strong rope for your fat neck, retard
>>571472591The rule still applies. The ones who are behind are the art team, not the hero team. I guarantee that the next 4 heroes are already done. They could drop D.Mon on us tomorrow if they felt like it. The cosmetics for the heroes aren't done though past D.Mon, and she's probably still missing some. The art team is generally 8-12 months behind the rest of team 4, except for when they outsource skin production to korea. And you know it's a blizzKR skin when they're actually fucking good and not generic, bland slop.
>>571471529based somnophiliac
Post your most played heroes. Let /owg/ judge you.
>>571473665I only play Echo because I'm a fat fucking faggot who can't find a rope thick enough for my neck
>>571473197>he thinks it takes months to draw a picture>instead of coding and implementing an entirely new character with unique abilities
LIGHT DEM UP
>>571473960Do you have any idea how lazy shartists are?
>>571469035>bland design, she looks like she stepped right outta fortnite>bad color choices, the green from her top and the orange from her boots clash with all the red and bright pink.>in-game personality is somewhat lacking, just a mildly excitable outdoorsy girl>in the actual story her personality is basically Sojourn 2.0>kit isn't very interesting or inspired - doesn't have any rock-climbing elements and the drone is little more than an easily disposable grapple when it could've been like a recon drone to detect enemy positions or something>low skill pubstomper hero that gets insane value in the baby ranks, but falls off in the higher ranks where people actually know how to use coverShe really doesn't have a lot going for her.People only player cuz she's easy mode and not much else.Doesn't help that her release is smack-dab in the middle between two extremely popular villainous women who are both interesting characters in their own right while also oozing tons of sex appeal.She's just very, very forgettable.
>>571469035it's generic. not saying much though considering the china era we're in with this game. ;/
>>571473183You cannot possibly be so bad at the game that you foam at the mouth due to Echo, one of the weakest DPS's in the game.
JUSTICE RAI-URGH
>>571474274You cannot possibly be so incompetent at killing yourself you're still here
>>571472485>Bapoh man, newfags make me feel so fucking old.
>>571474336lmao, keep crying bitch.
>>571473960During the blizz layoffs, team 4's hit was to the art team, not the development team. They USED to have a proper backlog of skins and were on track with the dev team, but when they lost most the art team, the quality started to suffer massively, and it's why you've seen a slow, consistent, steady decline in skin quality, despite seemingly having more skins than ever. We burnt through the proper art team backed skins, and are on the skeleton crew stockpile. What good skins we get in the sea of shit are from Korea, as I said.>>571474523Nigger I've been playing since the closed beta.
>>571474548keep shopping for the rope, retard
>>571474585Never happeningI will keep playing Echo and I will keep making you seethe like the lousy pathetic crippled support cuck you are. lmaoooooooooooo
>I will keep playing Echo and I will keep taking estrogen to make you mad!
i just remembered that echo doesnt have "footsteps" so the echo probably flew over a building or something, got access to back line and landed a full right click on his ass. i fucking hate mercy and kekweaver niggers so much its unreal
>>571473960It's not the 90s anymore buddy. 3D modeling and rendering doesn't take that long anymore.
>>571474564>and are on the skeleton crew stockpile.the art team is not a skeleton crew. there's a fuck load of support studios whose sole purpose is to pump out infinite slop which is why there's no consistent visual style anymore. overdesigned crap galore
>>571473665I'm a level 112 Venture.
>>571474969t. mindbroken by an enemy pocketed Ashe and trollweaver on your team
>>571474969>Biotic Grenade >Suzu>Lifegrip>Moira's Fade>Immortality Field>Mei's Ice Block >Reaper Ghost Form>Venture Dig>Sombra Teleport>Anran Dancing BlazeAll of those literally cuck Echo's bombs.Do that and she is fucking dead because Beam is useless unless you are below 50% HP and she probably wasted flight to gank your ass. She is also fucking huge target, hitscan bait and frail because she has shields instead of armor.She also just got nerfed turbo hard for no reason, you'd have to be extremely bad at this game if an Echo makes you seethe this much.
>redditspacingMany such cases. Now kill yourself, Echotranny.
>>571475434
Not the one who needs to play Echo, tranny.
>>571475138every time i play dps theres a 99.9% chance i have a mercy/kekweaver backline. these niggers do nothing but fuck everything up. kekweaver puling me when im about to get a kill. kekweaver pulling me when im about to blade or when im blading. mercy doing nothing but pressing shift and space like a retard and dying to hitscans. going for a rez when theres 5 people looking at her. they press rez and proceed to rotate their mouse like if that is going to unfuck whatever dumbshit they do. kekweaver constantly putting a a fucking flower under me for no fucking reason and fucking up whatever i was about to do. kekweaver putting a fucking tree right in my fucking face effectively letting tthe enemy break los while the enemy gets away with 1 hp. mercy pocketing me and then flying away right after i committed to a play because i thought she was going to pocket me and leaves me to die. i fucking hate these niggers so much its unreal
i had a lifeweaver pull me just after i landed a fat jq ult yesterday. he said my health was low, i was at half and landed a huge axe right before i ulted. kill all gripniggers
>>571475712>>571475883mentally touched by GODweaver btw
>>571475056You clearly haven't been watching any of the dev livestreams or pay attention to the twitter dramas. The only support studio they have is in korea. So the slop skins are pumped out in burgerstani, while the better skins (dokiwatch, hello kitty, kpop, etc.) are given to korea. If they were outsourcing to more studios, we'd have better mythics than, "Oh, male hero? Make them topless!" and "Hmmm, I see this female hero doesn't have wings. She clearly needs to be more angelic." with actual customization options again, rather than just full body detail adjustments, sparkle toggle, and color variants.
>>571475883godweaver
>>571460739Autoblaster always. I swear you have to be retarded not to take it.
>>571476003>You clearly haven't been watching any of the dev livestreams or pay attention to the twitter dramas.You're right, I haven't. It's been months since I've played the game and I'm literally just here to fuck about while I operate my small business. Every day I consider opening the game, but I'm just not feeling it.
>lw pulls me in my visor wasting 4 seconds of it, saving the enemy tank>lw pulls me out from a game winning flank to the frontlinebehead lw players
>>571460739Triple jump, because 99% of players can't optimize the faster blaster perk and either fuck it up by not having a full clip (it doesn't insta reload you) and waste half of the duration reloading, or fuck up their booster usage and either die from holding it, or die/let someone die because they didn't hold it. Triple jump is viable in every map, against every hero, and is usable by all skill levels, with a nice skill ceiling.
>>571476003Mythics are shit because they don't make any money. It cost 10 dollars to buy the BP and get prisms for a skin so they actually end up being a worse value prospect than regular legendary shop skins. This is also why they're releasing new skin categories
>>571472507
Why are foids alway so obsessed with giving ficitional female characters gross pussy and airpit hair
>>571476414Mythics make plenty of money. Ultra skins are just an excuse to cover the degrading skin quality, as I've mentioned, while charging more for what we're already getting, and charging us the same for worse. Lego Bastion, a free skin from OW1, would be considered an "Ultra" skin now because it has custom sound effects. The pool party skins that are re-running in the shop right now have custom visual effects and sfx (splashing when they walk), and would qualify as Ultra skins. Fucking Los Muertos sombra would be Ultra, because she has glow in the dark tattoos. But blizzard has made it clear that going forward, legendary skins won't have those things, which used to be a standard part of the product, and if you want special sparkles you rarely notice or a custom ult voiceline (see cultist zen, etc.), well, now that costs more money. Because of greed, and the fact that those minor effects are harder for a skeleton art crew to consistently pump out.
>>571476793They enjoy being masculine and subverting the male gaze.
Blizzard is just lazy and slow with skins because it wants to save money in the production. They could easily commission some studios to do some skins for them and would still make more money out of it than lose. But they won't, because they're optimizing putting the least effort with the highest outcome. That's also why we're getting ultra skins
>>571469035Almost everything
>>571476523
Suzu should cleanse buffs from the enemies.
>>571469035She could have been an interesting hero in concept. They could have give her a park ranger background. Play up the mountaineering aspects of her character. Let her climb walls with a pick axe. Make her really into animals and protecting wildlife. Give her interesting interactions with Winston and Wrecking Ball and Jetpack Cat. Make one of her skills using a first aid on herself like Soldier 76. Instead they gave her a drone that has almost nothing to do with her character.
Is it worth it learning to play Brig? Her kit feels so weird to me.
>>571477905she's super fun but requires a lot of game knowledge to do well with. shes my main but ive been playing tank this season, might not be a great meta for her. can any other briggers confirm the shield interaction with shions bike? im guessing you still get nuked by it
>>571477520
>>571465101I need Sombra with a ombre wolf cut, spider bites, eyebrow pierced, nose piercing, dark red lipstick, tattoos optional
>>571476414They really just need something you can spend prisms on that isn't Mythic skins/weapons, because you'll inevitably build up a stockpile of prisms if you're doing the battlepasses and never have a need to buy any, as long as you aren't buying the mythics for heroes you never play and instead saving them for those you do.
>>571477665There would be riots
>>571477905yes she's fun. her kit is good but you need to be very patient and position well. but you can go crazier in control. she's also goated in 6v6 if you have two non-dive tanks. and goated in stadium.
>>571478319
>>571478542Imagine she could cleanse the enemies' nano lmao
>>571477665why? I think all the buffs are applied infinitely (damage boost, juno ult, kiri ult) and would be reapplied the instant the effect was over
>>571479391
>move orisas flying javelin spin (her single vertical mobility tool) to powers>but also add on the flying terra surge, which makes you fly upward (whether you want to or not) and halves the ults damage>cant pick supercharger with it because your body no longer blocks it when you ult, unless you want to instantly waste terra surge to stay on the ground>cant properly defend your team while ulting because your big ass golden hitbox just floats up into the stratosphere while you do pitiful damage>takes up an entire power slot for an objectively worse version of the skill>they STILL havent fixed the fact that flying javelin spin doesnt take your other movement speed bonuses into account and you, in some cases, will end up moving SLOWER than you would if you didnt take the abilityi know i know "nobody plays stadium" but im not happy
>Shion doesn’t work with any of the universal emotes that they said would be applied to all current and future heroes I want my money back
i really like the new menu music
I like Sierra
>>571480261awfully quiet when they didnt put them on jpc
>>571480261It doesn't work for Jetpack Cat either. Cat has literal zero emotes.>>571480072>i know i know "nobody plays stadium" but im not happyNot true. The only two gamememodes I play are stadium quickplay and 5v5 comp. And the only reason I don't play comp stadium is because the queue times are too shit once you get a higher "rank"
>>571480471>only reason I don't play comp stadium is because the queue times are too shit once you get a higher "rank"maybe for sup, but tank is basically instant and dps is maybe a minute or two.
>>571480471jpc I can understand since all the universal emotes specify hand/finger motions and that wouldnt really work with a cat Shion is just a woman robot
>>571480547salty would be easylisten up could use the guns as pseudo-handsmic drop is the only mildly challenging one but a fair compromise would be using the tether to drop a mic
>>571469035>How her model would have looked like if Blizzard wasn't woke.
>>571481137You are weak
What would you say is more crippling. Playing with a retarded tank, two retarded dps, or two retarded supports?
>>571481179
>>571480526It doesn't matter what role, at some point it gets super long, because rank doesn't work the same as normal comp and there will be just less players
>>571481137>left: video game character>right: irl black cosplayer
I’ve played so much mystery heroes that I don’t have a main hero anymore
>>571481137>if Blizzard wasn't wokeWasn't the left just her concept art? Maybe the people at Blizzard are just shit at modeling 3d characters.
>>571481619Yeah they're just shit at 3d modeling. Just look at skin concepts and their end 3d models. Often ends up looking way worse
>>571481137I don't understand the appeal of sameface plastic surgery korean babes, they don't even look human to me
>>571481763>they don't even look human to methis but with black peoples faces
>>571481728It's a shame. A lot of the concept art is more stylized which they don't seem to translate into the game for whatever reason.>>571481763It's fine to not have conventionally attractive characters but they have to be ethnically European otherwise you and up with a doubly ugly design.
>>571481381
>>571480028Plenty of buffs are only applied once - nano, healing boost, DPS reload passive, repair pack, to name a few.
>>571480059
>>571481137>le hire gamers sloppasierra is fine
>>571482683get this tumblr ahh shit out of my face
>>571482827That's literally what she'd look like if she didn't braid her hair
>>571482683>sierra is fineIs that why she has little to no fanart?
pure non blood money funded asian OWCS, all skill no imports
>>571481763their trailers get more views, every saw ugly black woman and said exit video tab on sierra trailer
>>571482972That's plain old racism.
I love fat negress ass but sierras kit is lame
losers bracket banning shion
A relaxing ranked win to start the day
When I play Mizuki and the enemy Shion starts focusing it feels really personal
>>571481619>>571481728>oops we're at modeling so her skin got darker, nose wider, and cast a VA with ebonics vernacular accent
>>571483329If it wasn't low skill floor low skill ceiling shit people would be a lot less sour about her I think.Her pick rate is generally still fairly high, the majority of players being low skill after all.
>>571483519To be honest I didn't even notice that's what made her so ugly until you pointed it out. I don't see black people irl often
>>571483510Flankers hate heroes with CC.
>>571482296
If you think about it Shion is basically a robot to female tranny...
Obsessed
>>571483074youtube views, the real measure of success
>>571481137Left is too light skinned. You don’t seem to understand.>white features and light skinned = not fetish bait enough >white features and dark skin = perfect fetish bait>black features and dark skin = too ugly. Not fetish bait anymore.
I'm already lvl 38 in the battle pass. I feel really fast this season
>>571483741
>>571481763I don’t understand people who complain about plastic surgery Koreans. If pic related walked up to you in a bar and offered sex, would you really turn her down because her face looks weird? It just seems disingenuous.
>>571484497yours
>>571484573>dude sex lol
>>571484573jfc moids are pathetic
>>571484693Sex is the most honest barometer for attractiveness. You can make fun of fat people all you want, but if you still willingly have sex with a fatty, then it means they’re not as repulsive to you as you claim them to be.
>>571484620
>>571484916
>>571484884I love plapping braphogs and titcows thoughbeit
>>571484729>moids
>>571484573I mean yeah kind of, it's not someone I would chase after because artificial beauty just isn't attractive to me. I see their faces the same way I would look at a pair of fake breasts.
>it's another episode of everyone doing good, besides the dps who are going shit like 6-14 and taking turns trying to 1v6 the enemy teamI used to think support was the down syndrome role, but i'm starting to realise it's dps
>>571485395always has been
>>571485109You can replace fatty with anything. Blacks, 50 year old women, or in this case plastic surgery Koreans. I just don’t believe any straight guys would turn down a plastic surgery Korean, because I don’t think they really see them as repulsive. I think it’s more like they know they would never have a chance to fuck a plastic surgery Korean in real life so they pretend they’re gross. I mean it’s fine if they’re not your personal taste, but to pretend you find them repulsive is just dishonest. I personally don’t think Latinas are anything special. I don’t look up Latina porn because it doesn’t do anything for me. But if an attractive Latina offered to suck my dick I wouldn’t turn her down.
>>571485395I had two matches in a row where my dps went 0 - 4. They went several lives without doing any damage. Don't get me wrong. Supports are still retarded.
What do you do as a support if your DPS are shit? Your tank is hanging on and getting eliminations but your DPS are not contributing anything meaningful? Do you just abandon the DPS and pocket the tank or do you pocket the DPS hoping they can contribute more if you keep them alive?
>>571485451You're retarded lil bro
>>571485739pocketing is retarded. you can output just as much damage as dps characters. unless you're playing mercy, in which case hey babe how you doin
>>5714853956v6 is a meme mode
>>571485395tank is the entire role of sissyboyfriends who couldn't keep up, offtanks became healers and dps because they couldn't maintain rank as a main tank, they praise 6v6 because they can just die and feed their brains out and swap if a big daddy main tank player comes along
>>571485931Meant to say 1v5, my brain is fried from juggling rivals and overwatch
>>571485931Correct.
>>571486001>already plays one slop>chooses to take up a second helping of slopWhy do this to yourself?
>>571484957
>>571485451You’re right. Attractive latinas should be going down on us.
>>571486382good NYIGHT
Every ball, doom, and hog main should kill themselves. I've never joined a game and was glad I had any of these niggers playing tank even back when 6v6 was the standard gamemode.
>>571486432But when 6v6 was the standard mode doom wasn't a tank?
>>571486432I’m fine with having Hogs on my team since the good ones are self reliant. What’s wrong with them?
>>571486568ult feeding hook fishing retards playing third dps
>Marvel Rivals dies>Overwatch no longer has to make sexy characters/skinsHow grim would that be?
>>571486432Ahh, good ol' hog'n'ball torture...
>>571486382
hammond gets to suck domina's boobs and call her mommy
>>571486931There have always been sexy character there will always be sexy characters
>>571487032I've never hated hammond more after learning this
>>571486931Microsoft literally has to reverse course out of this modern audience hellscape and turn Blizzard into a profitable company in 100 days
>>571486931>>Marvel Rivals diesanon, I...
>>571487120What? What’s going on?
>>571487032haw hawlaughter
>>571486931this game would be in a dire state if rivals didn't exist, be happy for chinks.
>>571487256Nesskain literally gave us Shion don't scaremonger with his furry barashit
>>571487358was probably forced to do her otherwise we would have gotten another shit mauga clone.
>>571487247New Xbox boss has been purging dead weight and telling her studios to lock in or get the boot
>>571487023
>>571487358There is a severe lack of baraposting in /owg/...
>>571487430Were not going to get Destiny 2’d right?
This hero skill thing makes no sense. I spend most of the match on Winston, get most of my kills on Winston, win the game on Winston yet the rating goes up less?
>>571487483
>>571445369
>>571487486The /v/ tourists would melt down about the lgbts, not worth the hassle.
Yuna OgundimuDetective OgundimuHivemind Ogundimu
>>571487486Good.
Any word on them fixing the venture event. Ive won multiple games each day for the last three days after the daily resets and I havent been able to progress the second part of the weekly quest.
>they made the Hashimoto leader an omnicThey should have gone with the classic dragonlady stereotype. I mean it sorta fits Shion’s character but since she’s not a human she can’t age which is part of the dragonlady appeal.
>>571487824Hog mogs
>>571487610
>>571486568Hog is the widow of tank. Do you like seeing your DPS lock in widow even if she is self reliant?
>>571488175
I drank 6 beers and boughted the junker queen skin
>>571487120Is Anran losing her hotpants in her upcoming skin?
so ultra is just mythic without customization?
Anons post soft core porn of girls on a blue board and no one bats an eye. But when I barapost, society calls me gay and gets jannies to time me out.
>>571488753No, ultra is early OW1 legendaries.
>>571488679yeah!
>>571488764I can't dig that
>>571488764Ban evading is against the rules too.
>>571488828bullshit
>>571488951Bro I sat out my 15 minute timeout like a good boy.
>>571489005Only 15 minute? Damn, the things must be going really bad for this place if they had to reduce the usual three day vacays that much.
>>571488919
this nigga plays on the lowest settings possible
>>5714890673 day timeout while this >>571445839 is ignored would be a tad hypocritical.
>>571445839imagine the smell
>>571488713Is it bad I prefer the shorts?
>>571489374All 4 need visible bush I'm afraid
>>571489374her navel looks too low.
>>571489453ew
>>571489070
utterly in love with the scarred homicidal gaslighting psycho yandere motorcyclist rapist slutbot
>>571489470based tummy connoisseur, you are correct
>>571481137the nyan cafe skin will save sierra
>>571489627>skins revolving around cats>no briggerwhy do they hate her so much?
>>571481137I don't care much about her design, the character is just disappointing.>offspring of one of the first super soldiers>her mom suddenly vanishes with no trace>all this just for her to become a normal career person who does what is easy for her because of her super soldier genes
>>571489730brig deserves better
>>571488923
>>571489904based
>>571489826>>571489730She got two fucking skins last season
>>571489904gigabased
>>571490016and how many of those were cat themed, nigger?
>>571489529
why do Mercy players even bother playing the game
>>571488753Ultra is the actually good mythic that you can't get for free.
>>571490453why not?
>>571490262esex
>>571490237
>>571490176Don't forget she recently got that lion one
>>571490550Because you can't use prisms to buy it.
>>571490870so? you can't get prisms without spending gold coins either
>>571490616sex?
>>571490740it was pretty much her default skin but with ears, and yes I boughted
>>571490738good nyight
>>571491227good nyight cutie..
>>571491369
good nyight abbogood nyight jose
>>571490971But those gold coins can be earned just by playing.
give me the quick rundown on sierra, do I just spam down main and occasionally look for off angles with the hook?
>>571491820Pretty much. You also look for people who are out of position with your m2 and then just auto aim themAlso you can throw her nade to confirm kills. It's no skill
>>571491820she is literally just a noob friendly Sojourn, instead of charging up your rail on the tank and fishing for a headshot on a squishy you have a dart instead which you can free fire every 12 seconds, the trade off is that unlike a Sojourn rail they can just walk behind cover and nullify it
>>571489730Character's identity doesn't matter any more, Anran literally says "rising from the ashes" when she ults and they still gave Phoenix skin to Illari.
gm jacks
>one of the worst supports>gets no emotes, highlights, or poses>constantly gets nerfed, despite being bad, because aimlets can't hit herHow would you fix Cat?
>>571492141>How would you fix Cat?Remove it from the game
>>571492141Remove it from the game.
>>571492141Remove it from the game
>>571492141Sex.
Do you get free rank if you played against a cheater and won?
>>571487430What they need to due is purge Blizzards ranks. Too many retards working there and I'm not even talking about the diversity hires.
>>571492141make her jets louder and very distinct even while not boostingdecrease carrying speed based on weight, bastion makes her snails pace, barely moves with tanks and random chance to drop them anywhere.
>>571492141Sex
What does she even do?
>>571492998Makes men cum.
>>571489005>>57148906715 minute timeout means it hasn't been seen by a mod yet, only a janitor. Jannies can delete a post and time you out but can't ban.
>>571493450It was Jose
>>571489904my knees... they're kneeling on their own...
Here's your Mercy, bro
>>571493627which flag is that even
>>571493902Pansexual. Just a fancy name for bisexual aka slut.
>>571491520
>>571492998fucking like a beast
>>571492141Keep the high mobility and increase cat's HPS to be one of the highest in the game, but reduce cat's range to be comparable to Rein's melee.Also remove tether and replace it with something to improve cat's survivability against hitscans (a shield, a deflect, just something) so they can move between teammates without getting gunned down immediately in any rank past diamond.
>>571492141add several invisible walls blocking previous paths, out of bounds areas with countdowns to death, unable to heal while carrying
>rein is the best tank in GM nowreintards will still whine how he is countered by everything
post idea for a hero>healing tank>less hp than other tanks>constant moderate self healing>can switch to aoe heal doing less self healing to himself but doing small heals to team
>>571484573Ew, why am I at a bar?Also I'm not having sex with some random stranger.
>>571497154ah yes yet another tank ana gets to totally nullify the existence of with a giant fuck off aoe ability
>>571497370just ask your mercy/moira/lifeweaver to swap to kiri
Trying to learn tank, but I keep running in to ball players that can assassinate my backline within a few seconds. Having a hard time figuring out how to deal with him. I've read that I should just go for their exposed backline instead of dealing with him, but I find myself getting blown up immediately since my supports are distracted by the ball constantly. Any tips?
>>571497154Anti-mercy.>can GA to enemies only>can yellow beam an enemy to slowly damage them>can blue beam an enemy to make them deal less damage
>>571487032>>571487250IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM
>>571497593>need cchog>no healshogalso, rein is now retard proof 54-58% win rate across entire game no exceptions, no cope, prenerf release kiriko levels of OP
>>571492998useless cocksleeve for Turks
>>571497786>can yellow beam an enemy to slowly damage themmoira already exists
>>571497593In 5v5 you kind of just have to hope that your team swaps to counter him. You can help by going Hog but ultimately you can't babysit your team and also perform your tank duties.Ball is a shit design all around. Either your whole team swaps to counter him or ball runs roughshod over you. He's so vulnerable to CC that he needs to have 8 billion HP or else he instantly blows up.
>>571497786just make tesla lower damage done and your almost describing winton
>>571497869I tried that against one, but he kept canceling my hook with shield, so I guess it was just a skill gap, but I couldn't seem to lock him down long enough to do lethal damage. Just gotta git gud I guess.
>>571497786>>can GA to enemies only>>can yellow beam an enemy to slowly damage themAlready had those during last April's Fools event.>>can blue beam an enemy to make them deal less damageUseless.
>>571487636Happy Birthday, Hana!
>>571497946>Ball is a shit design all around.What I'm starting to think.I've picked everything except doom and mirror match against it and nothing feels good. There are a few options that feel like they can work, but he doesn't seem to have a counter matchup as far as tank picks go.
>>571497593I like Mauga. If your team stays close to you the ball can't do much you gunning him down. Once you killed him or made him run away you can feast on his team.
https://x.com/dvamonster/status/2064532781410156881
>>571498701>If your team stays close to youThat's the kicker. They oftentimes won't stay close to me so I have to choose between trying to contest the objective, or staying back with my supports to help them deal with the ball.
>>571497154A skinny female agility/evasion based tank. Instead of tanking hits, they evade them. Similar to how Genji's deflect or Dva's matrix works.
>>571499115sometimes players overposition and you can't help them, it's part of playing with bad playersyou're not going to run into ball players capable of solo carrying games more than a few times a month
>>571499115You can try telling them "stay with me so I can ward off the ball". But you shouldn't really need to tell them to not isolate themselves when there is a 1000 HP hypermobile killing machine rolling around.
>>571499368Eh, I'm still pretty new to tanking so there are quite a few of them out there that gap me pretty well, but maybe as I improve I'll start to get teammates that actually know how to survive against him and won't need me to protect them. That's my hope anyway.
>>571492141Unironically remove her from the game.
>>571499427My low elo woes.
Happy Birthday Hana! amazing waifu for 10 years and still going strongvery cute, very The
What are upcoming mythic skins and weapons we know about?
my monitor keeps flashing black until it finally turns fully off when i try playing overwatch. has anyone else run into this?
>>571500087Someone on twitter mentioned the game is using up more vram with each update or something. Probably pajeet hires vibe coding.
>>571499608just kill the other team fastertanking in 5v5 is about setting the pace of the game and controlling spaceif you're doubling back to save teammates and watching for the other tank all the time the other team will have the room to make playswhat you're perceiving as the ball "killing everyone alone" is more than likely his teammates playing around the space you generate for them by chasing and peelingso instead of thinking "okay, I need to wait for ball and get him"think "what angle/position will allow me to serve as a roadblock for ball's team"if you can pull 2-4 enemies and survive while 2-4 of your teammates zone out the ball you'll win the fightball takes forever to set up and is useless if his set up doesn't work immediatelyall it takes to fuck up his play is for a couple of your teammates to work together to scare him off, so let them handle ityou're better served controlling the angle that ball's team needs to take to support his dive than directly impacting the ball
>>571499812The only ones from the Feb Spotlight video that they announced that still haven't come out yet are the Mauga mythic skin and Sojo mythic weapon.
>>571499714Heh. GG!
>>571500165the thing is its not the usual vram overload im used to in other games. it literally only affects the monitor the game is on and i can still use my pc fine on my other monitors. its actually such a unique problem ive never had something like this happen to me before
>>571500207I guess Im waiting till next season then. I was looking forward to Illari but the ability vfx and customizations leave much to be desired.
>>571500165I have a potato pc and shit's getting worse every major patch. Since this year's season 1 I have to watch a replay for a couple minutes every time I launch the game just to have my frames stabilise.
>>571487636cute birthday BENG
>>571500254
>>571500498Blizzard using mythic skins as direct comparison to their new Ultra skins makes me fear for the future of mythics all together, but hoping for the best
waifufags are the worst
>>571499812Mauga and Genji mythic skins and Sojourn weapon skin.
>>571500175This is good advice.It seems like the best pick against him is to not consider him, but his teammates and how best to deal with them instead. As you said, the really good balls that can run the whole lobby are pretty rare. Thanks mate.
I have been in qp dps queue for 10 minutes
>>571501056This is what you get.
>>571500901I fucking wish I could take over Overwatch so I could make so many changes to their monetary system.
>>571501143Why do you want to bankrupt Blizzard?
>>571501143We can't just put every female in a bikini.
It only just dawned on me Sojourn and Sierra have almost the exact same kit
>>571501424It's because they are both Black women.
>>571501272What about every male and female?
>>571500691sex
>>571501424The only similarity they share is their primary fire being an automatic projectile gun. Even then, Sojourn's starts out accurate and begins to lose accuracy if you hold the button down and Sierra's is the exact opposite.
>>571497154FORM-SHIFTING SPEAR DPSDEFAULT FORM:>M1three-hit melee cycle, similar to vendetta>M2javelin toss: hold right-click to charge your javelin toss, dealing more damage and traveling further with higher chargejavelin toss makes you "unarmed" until you retrieve your spear, spear behaves like JQ's knife and gets stuck in map geometry>Esweep: swing your spear along the ground in front of you, has a hitbox similar to reinhardt's hammer and knocks back enemies ~5 meters>shiftpole vault: charge in a straight line with slightly increased speed, press shift again to drive your spear into the ground and vault into the airthe longer you run the higher and farther you can travelUNARMED FORM:>M1three-hit melee cycle, short range punching>M2block: immediately generate overhealth or armor, reduce incoming damage slightly and resist CCoverhealth/armor disappears after releasing right-click>Etanjo: perform a downward strike with your tanjo stunning and performing critical damage if it lands>shiftrecall spear: hold E to recall your spearwhen your spear passes through enemies it deals damage, operating similarly to JQ's knife>Qgenerate a hardlight spearthrow the spear at a target using M1, kills recall the hardlight spear and allow you to throw it again up to three timesI could see him/her being a talon operative who has an anima that shion sold to vendetta
>>571501952ain't no one is reading that shit bro
>>571501424A lot of DPS have the same kit>mobility/survivability tool>burst damage tool / grenadeEmre / Soldier / Cass / Sojourn / Sierra / Ashe / Hanzo / Shion All of them have this kit
>>571501424Sojourn takes more aim skill than Moria 2.0.
>>571501991>231 words>too much to readpoor baby, he's retarded
>>571502037Nobody is denying that Sierra is just Sojourn for low elo.
>>571502195I deny these allegations, you will not tarnish the good name of my betrothed
>finally manage to kill the enemy widow>t-bag her corpse for giving us so much shit then leave>hear the enemy pharah flying over towards the spot where widow died>she also t-bags her corpseGood to know everyone still hates Widowmaker, even her own teammates.
>easiest game of the day>uphill battle?
>>571497845
>>571503262I can count the number of "uphill battles" that actually felt like a struggle on one hand.Same with "expected" victories that actually felt easy, this system's whack.
>>571503543impregnate
>>571492998she's a meme hero that's more trouble than she's worth. like tracer except there are power creep alternatives for freja
>>571503970Yeah but Freja is ridiculously sexy and that justifies her existence
>>571504079>Putting in that much effort to play a hero just because she's sexy>When there are easier and better alternatives What are you, autistic or something?
>>571504183yes
>>571489470This is what happens when youre grown in a vat underground
>>571504079They should have kept her as a lore npc character instead of sticking her into the game with the weakest kit. Her and Sierra shouldn't have made it into the roster.
>>571503543Luck rat
>>571503543god please send me a beautiful women like domina
>>571504213oh
>>571504183people have been doing that since street fighter lil gup
>>571489470>>571489617Those are high rise shorts retards. Her navel is in the right placed.
>>571504183why are you even here retard
what do you do against a very good Widow as Shion on a Widow map? she has aerial mobility and you don't so you can never catch her and then she headshots you
>>571504624I ban widow on a widow map.
>>571504420women's high rise pants go above the waistline, not only do those shorts not do that, her navel is on the waistline, when on a real human body the navel is above the natural waistlineyou think you know shit huh?
>>571504583Useless love interests should stay in the comics like Emily and Ingrid etc... There's no hero fantasy in that nor in her kit that makes her worthy to stay in this game.
>>571504624Ban Widow.If the ban doesn't go through, accept your loss.
>>571504401But they don't win.
>>571504941Your hatred of freja is starting to look weird
>>571504763my navel is on my waistline
>>571504284What's wrong with Sierra
Doomfist x Emre
>>571505447then you're a freak of nature and should be put down
>>571505328By the end of the day she's just a coomrag for another more popular character who has an actual hero fantasy and stole her entire plot. It shows that the writers and Team4 don't care about the character herself and just make her an accessory. The balance team doesn't bother making her kit usable either.
>>571505858Yes you have already said these things we get it.
>>571497154>DPS>350HP (200 health/150 armour) with a Bastion-sized hitbox>primary fire is a rocket launcher which reloads similarly to ashe's primary>each shot does up to 120 damage on dorect hits>the rockets can be used to rocket jump, at the cost of health>right-click is a melee, which does 90 damage with a wind-up animation>damage of right-click is increased proportionally to your own movement speed, up to a maximum of 270>has a deflect on cooldown which absorbs any shots recieved for 2 seconds, before shooting a beam in the direction you're looking at which does damage equal to 50% of the damage you absorbed>ultimate increases your reload speed and makes you take zero self-damage for 10 secondsBasically just a slight variant of Soldier TF2.
>you load up OW >your first match is against a five stack with matching flagsWho would you rather face? Saudi Araba, South Korea, Israel, Trinidad and Tobago or pride flag?
>>571505958Anything but the middle eastern ones. They're always either underage trolls trying way too hard or kids who unironically believe that everyone else in the world is a slave to them.
>>571505958I play comp so I don't have such problemsInstead I'm in wide match with a gold tank against a triple stack with a smurfing pocketed hitscan
>>571476346I pull you because I love you and don't want you to die <3
>>571492998Too hard to get awards out from her since she isn't self sustaining at all. You have to do way more with her than the entire roster to get kills whereas I can pick up Soldier 76 and do fine.
>>571506479And how do you feel when I emote "no" after you pulled me and jump off the map?
>>571472132you know ball enough to know a bara furry design Shiongosh I wish he'd make a bara tank in the future
>hazard meta into rein metaI'm not sure which is worse
>>571507141blockslop is all the same. i'm including dva and zarya in that too btw
>>571507393could've said ram or sig but no you chose the polar opposite of rein
>>571507393>i'm including dva and zarya in that toothat's just silly
>>571507498i didnt say ram or sig because those are obviously included you absolute fucking imbecile
>>571507141hazard generates and infinitely more miserable experience than reinat least rein metas are flowchart so you can play whoever you want
Reindaddies won
I like rein meta because I can just pick junkrat and the game plays itself.
Rein meta is redundant cause he's the most popular tank even when he's not meta
>>571507754Maybe on planet Retard.
>>571506479I'm gonna stand there and type slurs at you until the fight is over.
>>571507792you're living on planet retard right now
>>571489598ew you're into single mom
aspen rough facefuck blowjob facial glasses on cum 1080p sound
>>571508581you need to start working out so you feel like it's okay to jerk off to non-ugly women
>>571508581when was the last time you had sex?
>>571508820last time?
>>571508581grok, generate this image
>>571509615
>if you want to get with Shion, a hot single mom>you have to adopt this ugly child as your sonyay or nay?
>>571508820this morning>>571508685I warmup with your 1rm little brother
>>571509156
>people just don't want to play fugly troons and dykes and browns
>>571445839how many years have you been ritualposting this shit
>>571511396some people sperm's bank stays the same throughout the years
>>571510643Ana is all of those things.
>>571507551Funny how people hate blockslop but shieldslop is with with them.
>>571511642Breaking a shield feels way better than "erm you're not allowed to shoot now and you'll get punished if you do"
>>571511769You don't get punished for shooting haz. You even get ult charge.
>You don't get punished for shooting haz.
>>571511627Ana literally had sex and has a playable daughter, hot sexy characters are in, and troondykes are having their teeth curbstomped by Shion
>>571499714The Hana love
>>571512581
>>571512567>Ana literally had sexwith a brown guy then turned gay and woke
>>571511396Yes.
>>571512642Not you, changeling.
>>571510643Soj has nice fat black ass
now that dust has settled did subroles ruin OW or save it
>>571513038They are hardly noticeable
>>571512642>>571512969Hana LOVE
>>571513038Fun but they don't make you aim or play better at the core.
>>571513178The Hana's got some crazy eyelashes
>>571513038Save because now every health pack is almost guaranteedf ull health on Tracer
>>571513038My main has the shittiest one and other bs meta characters have good ones so ruined it.
>>571512969>>571513289There are DEMONS lurking here...
>>571513038JQ is so raped by hitscan right now it's hilarious
>>571514176its actually pretty funny how going from global tank passive to stalwart was a direct nerf to every tank in that subrole
>>571511769the only one who punishes is doomfist and the character is so ass sometimes its better to shoot rhough his block
Why does Shion have a mouth if she talks through her throat
>>571514456she's larping as human
>>571514456Visit her in a dark alley and you'll find out.
>>571514456Don’t question it
>>571511642>>571511769>>571514371genji is a punishing blockslop too
>>571514456so domina can do this
>>571514456>why does she have a mouth!>why does she breath! >why do her breasts move!>why does she have a butt!>where's her robot face!>whore! sexbot! she's having sex!
>>571514675damn her tuck game is unmatched
>>571514456Why do you have hands if you have nobody to grasp them with?
Sex with venture Probably feels amazing.
Sons are made for their mothers
I want to impregnate Shion
Shion reverse impregnates you with nanomachines that turn you into a clanker.
in which rank do supports stop stacking behind the tank and support their aggressive dps?
>>571513038I forget they exist
>>571514675>>571515237why are there some people pushing this ship so hard
>>571515237Imagine
>>571515628I don't know when they stop, but they start pretty early. There's a lot of overlap where you have supports doing boht in the same rank
>>571499714happy birthday hanas
>>571515880>some >he doesn’t want a killer robot mommy wife
Is Sierra good
>>571514675>>571515237If the genders were flipped everyone would be losing their minds.
>>571516232She's good at shooting tanks down corridors and that's about it.
>>571516079Shion is not a groomerMizuki is her protege/pet, not a sexual toy
>>571515880lack of proper father figure during childhood
>>571515237It's emotional and physical abuse, but of course degenerates have to add sexual to the list.
>>571515628>support dpsKek, they either heal tank or shoot walls. Healing dps or going on an angle with them is out of the question.
>>571516510>emotional and physical abuseShe rescued him, if it weren't for her he'd be selling his ass in the streets
>>571515628Usually diamondIf you have mercy don’t count on it though
>>571516852>try to support a dps>tank explodes because he's used to double healing and doesn't understand the concepts of "retreat" or "cover"And that's why the supports healdump the tank. Diamond btw.
what would you do in this situation?
>>571515628even bronze supports understand that there is no point supporting the cosmetic role (damage)
Post characters that have no point in being the game and should get removed.
>>571517626Everyone except these heroes
>>571517334watch
>>571517626There are too many of them including most of these:>>571517863
>>571517626
>>571518113
>>571517863
D.Va is a nice girl who likes fat old men.
>>571518404BOB is neither old or fat.
>you’re laying on the ground >Shion launches herself in the air in her motorcycle going 200 mph>as she’s falling down you notice that with the trajectory she’s traveling she will arrive ass first in to your face>keep in mind that a robot of her size would most likely weight somewhere around 300 lbsDo you move?
>>571518113skill issue
>>571518404Nah
Genji is 90% robot but still has to piss and shit in a toilet. This is 100% canon by Chu btw
>>571519029design issue
>>571517334>You know, if you girls got on your knees, it'd be the perfect height for a double ab-job
>>571519131cope
>>571519315cool story sniperkiddie, back to cowadooty with you
Hanas are for Kiris
>>571519028Yes, because I noticed the hole in crotch of her pants, so I take off my own pants and move myself so that her pussy aligns with my dick.
>>571519426Cute Hana and Kiri
Anyone else think that’s it’s neat that this year we got >first Hashimoto hero>second Helix hero>second Vishkar hero>most likely second Meka hero>second Yokai heroFor the longest time Pharah was the only Helix rep and Kiriko was the only Yokai rep. Helix seemed like a large faction and only one hero to represent them feels like they’re not as big of a deal as they should be. And we kept getting new heroes from new factions like Hazard and the Phreaks who aren’t connected to anything. I think the lore importance of the new batch of heroes is kinda understated because they release 10 of them in a year and it hasn’t really sunken in how much they expand on the existing lore.
Juno NO!>>>/aco/9229800
>>571519871spic>>571519426abbo
>>571519203Are you the guy writing comments on r34?
Have you ever lost to someone who was so good you weren't even mad, just impressed? I had a Mei who would preemptively predict where I would dash with her ult and used her walls to create crazy off-angle and flank routes to twotap our backline.
Shion’s accent is god awful. I can’t understand half the shit this bitch is saying.
Start liking robot women>>>/aco/9229804
>>571520117I want to lose to Mei
>>571520117Oh, anon-kun, I've never lost.
do OW still beat MR in the sfm department?
>>571520473why does it have to be a competition
>>571519028For a fictional comparison, this is less like “a person sitting on someone’s head” and more like “being struck by a very heavy vehicle component or large piece of machinery.” The head and neck are among the most vulnerable parts of the body to that kind of impact.So in realistic physics terms, a 300 lb robot descending from a motorcycle-launch stunt and landing directly on a prone person’s head would result in devastating, likely unsurvivable injuries to the human. I can’t help calculate specific lethality or optimize such a scenario, but qualitatively it would be catastrophic.
>>571520017Every single one, yeah.
>>571520473MR models look horrendous without the very specific lighting MR has.
>>571445679>>571520598the wife the wife and the wife
>>571520117my beloved pigwife
>>571519921wish more people saw this the way you do and not through the boring race/gender/nationality lens
>moira accuses me of splitting up and leaving the team>while I have 2x their heals on LUCIOso the hero that is required to be in arm's reach of their team isn't playing with the team, while out healing the best raw-numbers hero in the game? that's the level of stupidity we're at?
>>571520117I once played against a Junkrat who was genuinely good at aiming his grenades instead of just aimlessly spamming chokes. Shit was scary as fuck.
>>571521451ok redditboy
>>571521451>play domina>moira and lucio support>lucio goes diving with my tracer anran dps>moira keeps seething about his healing numbersAm I stupid for thinking that Lucio playing with the dps is fine in this case?
>>571522285lucio gets more value by prioritizing one diver or their tank than just sitting in the teamin this particular situation I was running alongside a winston and our shion farming stats, while the moira was dying on flanks and getting tiltedlucio's value comes from kill assists more than anything
Total Lena LoveTotal Government Collapse
>tfw you beat a blatant wallhacker
wats ur fav animalim brown btwi wear sandals too!
>>571522760Love The Lenasimple as
>>571516232Only in the metal ranks where people stand out in the open five miles away from cover.
>>571522760If the government collapses the first thing I'm doing is sawing Tracer's head off.
I thjnk Shion might be the most evil hero yetother Talon or Talon-adjacent heroes typically have some freudian excuse but she straight up enjoys killing
>>571523395Widow snipes her own guys for target practice in one of the comics.
we don't care about that shit here
>>571523549She was brainwashed so that's not her fault
>>571522494>lucio's value comes from kill assists more than anythingThat's what I thought. I find a good "reddit lucio" 10 times more annoying to deal with than an aura healbot.
>>571514456Because despite all the shit she talks she's still a self hating omnic that wants to be like a human, she went out of her way to mod herself to look as human as she could, she wants to be acknowledged, revered and loved by humans. Everything she does is contradictory because it's a way of coping with the abuse she endured, from disliking humans yet wanting to look like them, to being a victim of the Hashimoto yet becoming their boss to trying to subject Mizuki to a treatment similar to the one she endured, it's all cope, a way to feel like she's finally in control of her life.Mizuki finding companionship, respect, kindness and love makes her seethe because it's secretly what she wishes she had all along.In short: I have to fix her or die trying
>>571523395She learned that from humans. Who is the real monster?
>>571523884>Who is the real monster?Is it... humans? WOAH
>>571523395Isn’t Roadhog a literal mass murderer
>>571523976we're talking about real characters here not comic relief fat fucks
>>571522939That is not The Lena.That is a shapeshifter pretending to be her.
>>571524164>comic reliefthis wasn't always the case...https://youtu.be/l5kTATxt7bE?si=MPIuwfXlpygpO--k
>>571523694I wonder if humans will ever move past the "actually doing something horrible is fine because i can explain it" thing
>kiri got a voting card and MVP for "negative effects cleansed" while I didn't even pull an endorsementwtf lol
If Moira was prettier how much of a skin seller would she be? I mean imagine it. Literally the easiest hero in the game to play. You can rack up eliminations and feel like you’re dominating the enemy team. And now the character looks super attractive. E thots would be all over her.
>>571524710I got a few tricks
The Yuna is coming.
>>571524710Ofc the impactful support that saves people will get endorsed instead of the ttrickle heal one that saves no one.
>>571524710Real heals vs fake healsHope this helps
>>571524757isn't she popular with a certain community
>>571524710Cleanse is more useful than whatever the fuck you were doing with Mizuki.
>>571522939based!>>571523393cringe...
>>571523395We finally got a character who is treated worse than Junkrat by everyone else.
>>571524710I endorse my hat guys for visible impact with their chain and TP doll, not for statfarming.
>>571524859>certain communityYou mean retards?
>>571525008At least Mizuki apologizes.
how does one even "stat farm" on mizuki?he's an aura healer who requires DPS to generate effective healingit's not like a healbotting mercy pocketing the tank or something
Nearly every single Korean/japanese artist in my timeline is drawing Shion molesting Mizuki.
>>571525610this is so fucking wrongchild abuse is not funny because the molestor is a "mommy"
>>571525541He’s in the same class as Moira and Lucio. You will always have a high healing number but it’s almost never meaningful healing. You can’t do burst healing to save someone who’s taking a shit ton of damage like an Ana could.
>>571525772It's work of fiction.
>>571526120>lucio>high healing numberstay out of these conversations
>Sojourn has the ugliest lamest skins in the game except the Biker skin that covers her up completely>JPC has no legendary skins you can buy with credits and the two you can buy with coins are not for saleWhy are these two heroes so hated by the cosmetic team?
>4x group with a passive tank>tell him to push multiple times>he refuses so I just soft throw until we get rolledThese group matches are just a waste of everyone's time.
>>571525772Bro if I were mizuki all shion would have to say is "You think I'm a FREAK, don't you?" and I'd come crawling back like a good little mama's boy
>>571525772>child abuse>22 years old
>>571526896she took him in when he was a kidshe beat the shit out of himSHE REMOVED ONE OF HIS ARMS
>>571526513It’s her thighs. Blizzard realized too late that Sojourn’s proportions and insanely sexual and they can figure out how to make skins without them coming off as too sexy.
>>571526513I wish the devs weren't allergic to giving Sojourn a flattering hairdo. Cyber Detective and Barista are nice at least.
>>571526513I think Barista Sojo is really cute. And her Commando skin is super underrated. Fika's time is coming, it's just too early. Only been 4 months
>>571499714For her birthday I’ll finally dust off my Dva nendos and figmas
Man I'm getting tired of this role, it's gotta be cursed. Somehow barely won this one, what more can I even do?For comparison I've been playing Shion and Ashe on and off these past few days and it feels so much easier to play and win as a dps. Literally just shoot things, flank and you win.
>>571526513I think infinite admiral is too but I’m glad I have her biker skinI do wish she had better skins because I have jungle fever for her fat hag black ass
>>571524710I like to imagine support players are always jealous of each other over dps and tank endorses and votes like girls
>DPS makes fun of our Genji for being on a controller>Gets diffed hard>Goes 0-3 in the final roundLmaoooo
>>571520117Yes mainly getting dps diffed
>>571522285one support should be playing with the dps in most scenarios regardless of pick. moira on tank and lucio with the dps is just the optimal play, i have no idea what your moira is mad about
>>571526513I would play her if I had the barista skin
>>571522494>>571522285Lucio gets value by holding angles in areas where he's strong (i.e. not some long sightlines where people can play duck hunt with him) while building ult and healing his team. If none of his teammates choose to play with him while he does that that's their fault.
>>571528853moira players are mad obsessed with stats and numbers, not realizing that most of it are low impact
How do you even give Shion good skins if she's already perfection?
>>571529083Naked and oiled up
>stats don't matteris what a shitter says when he gets no kills
>>571526120he is an offensive version of Brig, wheras she specializes in saving backline, he specializes in flanking backlines
>>571528930It was free at one point
>>571529083Naked, in a thong, or bunny suit
>>571520670if we beat MR on the goon department we beat it on all departmentsalthough officially it is impossible so I want it to at least beat Rivals in the sfm scene
are statfags the new gold medlas?
>>571529083Maid bot!
>>571529312its ok, you can come out as a moira main publicly, the world is pretty progressive nowsaday
>>571529312>It's okay if I'm 8-9 on Sym I do useful things for the team like teleporting our tank off the map! Not all stats are in the scoreboard!
>>571485395>two dps always start the fight by flanking and getting deleted>gg tank diffUh? My bad i guess.
WHITE SOMBRA
>>571530662racemix?
>queue up for one qp game >full pokeslop with a brigzzzzzzz
>>571527654>9 deathsStart taking rocket boots as your major perk.
>>571492141>no one wants to deal with a completely silent, infinitely flying character that breaks the entire map design of the game!!!
>>571529083id buy it
>>571530852when people want unique mechanics heroes and got surprised they got a uniqie mechanics hero
Midzuki
>>571529083
aspenozempiggy
>>571529362not really bro
blizz could easily fix lw by just giving him two charges for pull, maybe three.
i would have preferred a less goonable robot
>>571530694Yes
>>571531318There's already too many heroes, just make more maps
>nah bro shion is balanced and not overtuned>56% wrniggas say the darndest things
>>571531053>Mizuki Roger>Shion Dorothy>Ram Big OFund it
sunshinebread assjob until complexion
Sierra's hero icon looks way cuter than her model what the fuck, not even the same person
>>571532745same but jq
>>571532745OW outsources a lot of art/modeling and their design process changes so much throughout, thats why characters like Anran/Sierra/Shion has some very inconsistent designs in their mediasthats why Venture 3D model is fucked, Wuyang looks like a cardboard, Hazard has potential to be better
>>571531832actually>ram is roger base but does the pose while in punch mode with his normal arms>dorothy shion>widow angel>norman sigma>reaper schwarzwald
>>571528853>i have no idea what your moira is mad aboutIt was something like "I am doing all the work heal more".
>>571531686Orisa
>playing cat>see enemy cat>we both stop at the same time to wave and use the taunting line on each other>this happens literally every time i see another catI swear Cat players all share the same retarded brain
>>571484729kill yourself
The only REAL tanks in OW>Hog>Mauga>Ball>Doomfist>Queen
>>571534430Literally just happend in my game too
>>571522760>there's no such thing as omnic rape gangs anon>you got a' permit for that social media post luv?
>>571534868cat players are a fucking blight
>>571534759Real faggot tanks and queen
>>571529896The Moira shitters are right, there's a reason why they have positive winrates on their braindead gameplay, they are only wrong when judging the lower stats yielded by effective Lucio or whatever play as bad.
>>571534982
>>571534759>hog>maugablow ya shit smoove off
>>571534868>mercy catyour poor tank
>>571494208
Wait a fucking minute. Is Torb not a fantasy dwarf? Are you telling me this whole times he’s just a normal midget?
I genuinely do think you shouldn't be allowed to pick Mercy unless you're flex queued or queued with a tank.
how do we fix freja
>>571536469someones mad the enemy tank got ressed AGAIN
>>571536498sex
>>571536498feed her until she is 250 pounds
>>571536553what
What even is the lore explanation why a random stray cat can do what Jetpack Cat does? Is she from the Lunar Colony or are Gibraltar cats just built different?
>>571535162>>571535876>AIIIE MASSA MEESSA NEEDA BARRIER AND PROJECTILE ERASURE TO TANK MEESSA TOO FRAGILEPussy ass niggas.
>6 minute qp queue
>>571536765Brig built it, she experiments on stray cats.No really that's the actual lore, it's probably still in game in the story section.
>>571536862nice dead game
>>571536750she cant use her E anymore
>>571536849?I'm a jq and doom player
>>571536862Blizzard, in their greed, couldn't resist adding another character
>>571535876>>571537091oh wait for some reason I thought your post said the only honest tanksi dont care anymore
All Mercy mains should be lobotomized and sent to other players as living flashlights for a rotating schedule.
>>571536849I like queen the rest are AIDS to play with
>I'll never have a robot mommy gfit makes me sad and I want to kill myself
>>571536950>brig genetic experiments GOOD>moira genetic experiments BADWonder how many cats became lobotomised vegetables before Fika
Stop liking evil women.
>"I skin chinchillas" BAD>"I lobotomize cats" GOODUHM....
>>571537505This is a weirdly lewd image
>>571536498buff take aim to 240-245 total damage so 225 hp heroes can't just survive with passive regen or a tick of heal auralower dash cooldown back to 4s, maybe even 3.5lower cast time on bolalower reload time and/or take aim recovery timeor just give her 250hp and call it a day but i hope they're not that retarded
>>571537461cats deserve it
>>571537653obviously i meant 2 take aim shots
>>571536498Make her shots hitscan and have her take aim zoom in like widow.
>>571537637stop thinking about mating pressing fika
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>>571537505Not when they look like this
>>571525772Most people in this age are possessed by demons and unclean spirits often referred to ad "brainrot" Shion herself is a techno AI demon manifest through Aaron kellers obliterated sacral chakra
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>>571537978>>571538020fools
>>571537362Half of them have that fetish, the others want to turn good carry players into living dildos
>well my ball tagged three people for a tick each so I'm basically doing just as well as the DPS who actually killed them by himselfThis is what Moira players legitimately believe btw
>>571538671What about the ones who actually use the character effectively and are constantly threatening with their always longer than you expect suck range
>>571535000
>>571536498hitscan explosive arrow.