Previous Thread: >>571435984>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>6/17 11:00 – 6/24 10:59Kazusa (Band)Yoshimi (Band)Natsu (Band)>6/24 After Maint – 7/8 10:59Kisaki (Swimsuit)Shun (Swimsuit)>News:Summer Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/N-WHdoxBDdU – 6/20 19:00Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/665>Events:A Flower Blooms Among the Hundred: Fair and Square Aquatic Showdown – 6/10 After Maint – 6/24 10:59Clear Skies After the Storm – 6/24 After Maint – 7/8 10:59>Content:Grand Assault: Hovercraft (Field – Torment w/Special & Elastic Armor) – 6/17 11:00 – 6/24 3:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 5/28 11:00 – 6/24 3:592x Hard – 6/21 4:00 – 6/24 3:592x Bounty – 6/24 4:00 – 7/1 3:592x Account EXP – 6/27 4:00 – 6/29 3:592x Commissions/Scrimmage – 7/1 4:00 – 7/8 3:592x Account EXP – 7/4 4:00 – 7/6 3:592x Lesson – 7/8 4:00 – 7/15 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>6/16 2:00 – 6/23 1:59IchikaKasumiSakurakoEimi (Swimsuit)>6/23 After Maint – 7/7 1:59Yuzu (Armed)Eimi (Armed)>News:Update Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/05/updatePatch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3469003>Events:Operational Plan: Steel Continent, Allied Operation – 6/9 After Maint – 6/23 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Binah (Field) – 6/30 2:00 – 7/6 18:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Special Armor) – 5/27 2:00 – 6/22 18:593x Scrimmage/Commissions – 6/15 19:00 – 6/22 18:592x Normal – 6/22 19:00 – 6/29 18:592x Account EXP – 6/26 19:00 – 6/28 18:592x Bounty – 6/29 19:00 – 7/6 18:59
Wakamo
wtf shes just a larper
>>571460212We went to heaven with this new event
Drinking Peebuki's Ibupee
>>571460262>need rape ibukiSAME
>>571460256Cummable face
>>571460212Way sexier than a microbikinitrvepedos win again
I shall dance on gogurtanon's grave
>>571460212this isn't a chewy bread
!
Ayame...Ayame wouldn't have used all the imejis...
My Wide Bride
>>571460262>midori panties sex>wife momoi little>saiba studentwife>students blue sexy>big ao fesI need all of this
shunny!
>>571460262>stop kei>hot consummate age
Students for this feel?
𐌔𐌄𐌍𐌔𐌄𐌉 𐌕𐋅𐌄𐌓𐌄𐌔 𐌍Ꝋ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌄 𐌙Ꝋ𐌵 𐌌𐌵𐌔𐌕 𐌅𐌵𐌂𐌊 𐌙Ꝋ𐌵𐌓 𐌔𐌕𐌵𐌃𐌄𐌍𐌕𐌔 𐌍ꝊᏔ!
>>571460343Micro bikini shills are dumb because it would never get past the Apple and Google rating check
>>571460262>sorry mine
>>571460480abhorrent imageRin
>>571460480
>>571460262>hina needs free ballsWell I'm sorry Hina, but my balls have a price, they are on high demand you know
Almost time for Kei to steal the show
reminder that kei is a hag
>>571460262>giving gogurt
>>571460262>giving gogurt>wife momoi>inches binah>sorry mine>kokona child>flat suiko>nagisa used linkedin>summer saiba studentwife>need rape ibuki>big ao fes>midori panties>imagine makoto humiliation>malkuth f100
>>571460262>kei probably hina
>>571460516>SEMSEI THHEPES MO TIIE YOU I LIST FLICK YOUP STLIDEI TS I OW
Why are Kazoos comiket entries in a steep decline?And should yuriniggers be put to blame?
Choose
I want Youko-chan's cute and tiny little hands playing with my dick while I drink her holy water straight from the source
Not again....
WE SHOULD ALL BE PISSED OFFGET ANGRY /BAG/RIGHT NOW
>>571460801I want all 3, I can tank them
>>571460810I made this post>>571460801Youkosex
>(ᓀ‸ᓂ)
I don't really care about the new children
>>571460843Don't tell me what to do
soon
>>571460801I've unironically already jacked off twice to Youko's sprite alone
Why should I be angry, there's nothing to be mad about.
>>571460801Middle. I have a weakness to classic bratty little sister/neighbor kid types.
>>571460801I can definitely handle all three at onceSurely this decision won't lead to anything bad
>>571461150your balls are gonna look like raisins at the end
We don't need more child brats. We need more nice and wholesome girls like Ibuki.
>>571460212Is there a bot I use to play this game for me?
>>571461075
>>571461157
Can it be Wednesday already? I want to see more of my future wife Youko-chan
>>571461275Hina would never
She doesn't look chewy to me at all
Victory
>>571460262>john father used linkedin
>>571461305
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
22 hours until Kivotos EoS
How do I speed run level 70 in this game?
>>571461470ngl i was expecting plum blossom garden students to look like this
>>571461702Purely time gated when it comes to leveling up
>>571461470I need to know who designed her. I've never seen a girl who infused me with as much lust as her.I will never, ever, EVER suffer more new artist slander after this.
Junky!
>It is difficult for the "Head of Genryumon" to take a long vacation. Kisaki had resigned herself to missing out on summer break, but thanks to a suggestion from Rumi, she decided to head to a summer retreat under the guise of an "inspection." However, the valley they visited was dominated by a terrifying group of kindergarteners—the "Hinadori Gang"...? Will the group manage to enjoy their vacation after all?https://x.com/i/status/2068892090092937567
>>571460262>sensei rape studentsFINALLY, now it's MY turn to do the ra
>>571461275>>571461387>>571461718>>571461792>>571461910STOP BULLY ARIS
youko
Hmm...
>>571462019>Hina
>>571462019so literally Gehenna Summer 1Except good this time
>>571462019Even the kindergarteners are terrorist here lolThat means rape correction is in the menu
>>571462019Actual preschooler! ToT ToT ToT
>>571462019>more hinawank
>>571462019HINA MENTIONED
Hina should wank me
>>571462019>the valley they visited was dominated by a terrifying group of kindergarteners—the "Hinadori GangYou find those things feral out in the wild now? Is that where Plum Blossom keeps getting new ones? They just find them roaming around?
Hina should hug me
>>571462212
>>571462019Wild plot
Noooooooooo I JUST finished clearing momos when the cafe cycled.
>>571462229>>571462269>>571462304Hina is pollito
> Roaming kids shanking you and stealing your walletI thought this was supposed to be Chinawank, instead we're visiting Bonglestine.
>>571462019This is gonna lead to some REALLY great doujins
>>571462019>Hinadori Gang>a terrifying group of kindergarteners
>>571462019Damn. Even the preschoolers are forming gangs to rape Sensei these days.
>>571462019>It is difficult for the "Head of Genryumon" to take a long vacation. Kisaki had resigned herself to missing out on summer break, but thanks to a suggestion from Rumi, she decided to head to a summer retreat under the guise of an "inspection."Same plot as Gehenna Summer>However, the valley they visited was dominated by a terrifying group of kindergarteners—the "Hinadori Gang">Hina gangobviously controlled by Hina>kindergarteners Another reference to Hina obviouslyBecause Hina hasn't grown at all since that age
>>571462019I think by Hina it means Chick. Like little ducklings.
>>571462019>terrifying group of kindergartenersHow terrifying indeed.
>>571462019>Hina have a group of terrorist child soldiers
>>571462220w-why is she touching the barrel like that…
>>571462469I never head a single momo and I never will.
I spent an hour adding all my student data tohttps://yuzutrends.app/planner/studentsNow what?
>>571462714That face shadow on the right one is menacing
>>571462798
Aomori love
Yes its little duck/chick gangYou can see the three villains in the event logo
kiss the kids
>>571463003It's funnier to think they're Hina's underlings
Saki should wank me instead of her weapon
>>571462917
>>571463132childs
one kebab please
>>571463078I don't kiss slop
Those small children...they terrify me.....
>>571463003that one on the right is definitely youko because of the sunglasses
>>571463096Hina is a villain
...guh?
>>571461232I saw some Chinese bots on Github
/bag/ you're supposed to beat the lolicon alegations...
>>571462019I will forgive Mina and Reijo not getting swimsuits if they get a scene dealing with the pre-schoolers like this.https://youtu.be/Zo6QPWfhDbs?si=aUFNkIFv61jwXy1u&t=23
>>571463232Look man, I have to prove I can actually beat them
>>571463209I wonder who could be behind this post
>>571463232oh i beat it alrightmultiple times even
sex analysis
>>571462212>STOP, BULLY ARISthanks I will
>>571463309I demand compensation for this injustice
This face killed billions
doodle sensei should have been the anime protagonistbut like an actual 9 inches tall 2d doodle that looks 2 dimentional even in an anime world
>>571463327
>>571462019>terrifying group of kindergartnersWhat's the worst that could happen?
>>571463542That's the more popular idea people seem to have wanted
I'm bored
Miyako's new swimsuit has me so erect
>>571462220Sexy little minx I can't WAIT to put my hands on her
>>571463542No, for obvious reasons
>>571463623really? I thought most wanted the paper mask variant
seems like sseopik has made his choice
>>571463639same, I'm gonna jerk off instead
Last day to purchase guaranteed tickets!
>>571463570
We need an event where everyone becomes fat
>>571462220imagine how soft her cunny is.
>>571463585>he says this when they have rocket launchers and white phosperous grenades
>>571463623>here's your protagonist bro
>>571462019>post the letters H, I, N and A >activate several dozen sleeper agents
>>571463842How the fuck can someone identify those guns? Their full portraits aren't even out yet.
>>571463850And it was one of the best episodes too. The anime committee is sleeping hard
>>571463818stop stretching kodomanko
I don't mean to stir some shit but when was the last time BA had a memorable hag on the level of the shupos, the decas, and now possibly the kindergardeners? It seems like bratty children have become a cheat code for BA.
>>571463768
>>571463768easy on the cakes, monshu-sama
>>571463947Gun nerd
>>571463768>got so fat she lost her halo and fucking died
>>571464013"Hag" in Blue Archive is a total meme, we just say it as a joke
>>571464013bro your kei?
>>571463842>9K38 Igla>type >anti-materiel rifleBruh
>>571464146Except Kokkuriko who is legit 58 years old
>>571460262>Iroha eventSoon.
>>571463842Good thing they're recoilless or else we might have a Shunny situation on our hands.
>>571462019Lost in the discussion about the new cunny is the little detail that Rumi successfully conned Kisaki into funding her vacation and opportunity for Senseisex. Sly fox.
>>571464215She will be the rerun bait
>>571464206And Kuzunoha is millions of years old
/hag//sag//bag/
he can't hold it anymorehttps://x.com/SUMI1118_201/status/2068881814119440508
coconut
>>571463703you need to play into the comedy bits hardlike a doodle version of sekko boys
>>571464302
>>571464304No she's forever 17You can tell by her shoes, she's still young on the inside so she's fine. Characters who are forever 17 are allowed, characters with a defined hag age aren't.
>have a horrible coldDo I go to sleep or start V4C2 so I can meet the cute fox girls
>>571464362/fag/
I want nightly fun with Kei-Kei!
>>571464362I fuck this daily
>>571464396I never noticed that WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE SHOES, WHO THE FUCK COMBINE SNEAKERS WITH GETA
>>571464396Also time doesn't pass in the land of shadows where she lives since the land of shadows doesn't exist in the physical world, it exists in the past. So she's fine.
>>571463947https://files.catbox.moe/2pcjua.ogg
>>571464507It can be worse
>>571464396>ancient fox goddess>still seeks out streetwear so she can flex on peopleGod I love Kuzunoha so much
>>571463947anon there are people out there who can recognize a car by its front fendersit'd be more surprising if those guns were unidentifiable
>>571464380I'm kinda smelly right now>>571464582LMAOOOOO
BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOBBSSS
>>571464582Remind you that Midori design that
>>571464582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn4yAbA9cZw
>1.4% in the last hourSlow down! My tickets haven't refreshed!
>hagugh, disgusting.
>>571464582https://youtu.be/nbQWpgdx8NA
>>571464396Cast her /bag/
>>571464673I say this
>>571464809
>>571464673I made this post
>>571464396Look at how perfectly small her chest isGuhhhhh
heh. rent free.
>>571464582
>>571464808I act like but don't look like this
>>571464552comfy sxe music... Is this sea power? It sounds familiar.
>>571464673boobs are only good when accompanied by a side window, regardless of size, regular cleavage is just meh
>>571465006both audio clips in that post are from disco elysium
>Pandemonium summer more than confirmed thanks to new shortNEXON TONGUE MY ANUS BUNCH OF FRAUDS
>>571465160I've heard of the game, but never played it.They do have an album called Disco elysium, I guess they did the music. Never put the two together.
>>571465035>>571465074true
But what if?
Please stop making fun of Momoi she's crying.
>>571465321no
stop making fun of momoi
no but honestly I don't see pandemoniumfags as popular as trinity or millennium. In that case bring odyssey already
If you're going to sleep now, Malk will be dead before you wake up btw.
The Malkuth boss fights are so dumb, man. Why did they think making us do the same boss fight three times a day for two weeks was a good idea?
Decisive Pandemonium victory.
gehenna stocks will go through the roof when they get their own kino story volume that matches vol3
>>571465423nigga she literally wears clown shoes, she was born to be made fun of
You vill roll for Pandemonium Summer.
>>571465527hopefully I don't wake up so that's not a problem
>>571465595the ayy really wanted to spend time with (you) but this is the only excuse she could think off
>>571465629They better be or Pikachuman will never stop laughing
I'll be skipping Pandemonium summer.
>>571465258>Pandemonium dress>Ako alt and Hina alt>Pandemonium summer>...
>swimsuit Fubuki>swimsuit Kisaki>swimsuit Iroha>swimsuit KeiAs much as I want to change Hina's swimsuit, I don't want to open the can of worms that is skins.
>>571465614if those are the alts then they won't sell, Nexon must dare like s.seia design but at the same time they know they're playing with thin ice specially for ibuki swimsuit
Hina is an evil thief, she stole my heart
>>571465639Mutsuki would say this
>>571465258If it serves as a consolation, they won't be the Bluefes banners (because they know a Bluefes Makoto alt will violently flop).
>>571465804I made this post
>>571465683I did a ritual to make sure you wake up so it is a problem
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>571464206GUH
>>571465595best version of shiroko honestly
Hina is a war criminal, she trains and sets loose terrorist gangs of preschoolers upon noble Shanhaijing countryside
>>571466057How to pat studentwives
>>571464206if she was in her 40s I would GUH
>>571466070holy shit.....
>>571466183Go to your cafeClick on their foreheadsRepeat after the 3 hour cooldown
>>571462019Are we ever getting an event with hags only?
>>571466170she learned from Yakumo
>>571466170Study your Shanhaijing history
5 hours left for Malk at current pace, but it's possible we might accelerate even faster.
Everyone who has naughty thoughts about and kind of girl/woman in media that is under 25 is a pedophile. Ew.
Why aren’t Reijo and Mina wearing swimsuits?
>>571466331>25daring today aren't you
>>571466402Frontal lobe only develops at 25, you fucking CHUD
>>571466297Should sex be banned?
>>571462019A bunch of toddlers? I can take on three of them
Thoughts?
How do I sex
>>571462019can't believe we're going lower than ibuki with this one
that's a man
>>571466592Terrible tattoos but would
>>571466596Insert benis in vagene I presume
>>571466592>tattoosto the>>>/trash/it goes
>>571466596penis in vagoo
Forgib.
>>571463184What's going on in JP twitter? Why are they posting kebab memes now?
>>571466592>3pdp>hag>tattoos>male handssheesh
>>571466596pecker in defenceless pooper
Gourmets should be the villain for Pandemonium summer event
>>571466596Stick it in her and pee
>>571466847No more gourmets, please.
>>571466847Gourmetussy too lewd to be villain
>>571466903They've been gone for long enough, they can be part of an event finally.
>>571465321damn, sauce?
>>571466592Face cute, cosplay in place, don’t care about anything else, would
>>571465775Micro bikini Iroha and Ibuki. I can taste it.
>>571466847>Gourmet got another event>But there is no HarunaWould you ?
Why is Fat Shiroko hiding in the shed from Weak Shiroko?
>>571466847It should be PS68. Haruka was builled by a Pandemonium member and Kayoko may have some history with the club
>>571467173Bicycle
>>571465423
>>571467183>Haruka was bulliedBURN IT THE FUCK DOWN!
>>571465321this is a slop edit from an image where she is flat, i can't find the original image tho
>>571461750That's a Trinity exclusive
>>571467173>black halo shiroko is stealing a bikeWellWellWell
WHAT HAPPENS IF NA SERVER FAILS THE RAID????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 hours or less left on Malk
>>571467379Hopefully they stop releasing shit content that drops off engagement after a week. Or at the very least give rewards people will engage for.
>>571467127>the cake>but no tasty parts
>>571466186If we’re doing the math correctly, she at the barest of minimum would be 32. Most likely even older than that.
steamy newfags how are you holding up?
>>571467462But Junko will be there?
roll for chocobanan next month
>>571467623Claude deluded me into thinking that I don’t need iori because I have armed toki and neru school, so now I struggle to clear yellow missions
>>571467751Who tf is Claude
>>571467832me :)
>>571467832That dude from GTA3
>>571467832ask gemini
>>571467751Nigga got ai controlling his students
>>571467623started playing halfway through armed Rio and Himari banner, i also play on android sometimes
>>571467832Its like devilish chatJewPT but approved by The Pope instead
>>571467920Have you skipped story?
I have 800 tabs in my browser that I need to clean up
>>571468123Not my problem
>>571468123Just close all
how fast is it going downwill it at least last another 5 hours so I can get a hit of C in
>>571468176I need some of them probably
>>571468123I never understood niggers who hoard tabs, third world stuff.
>>571468252You’ll open the ones you need again when you need them
>>571468037 i played all the main story without skipping, but most of it i played on cellphone because it was more comfy tho
>>571468123Migrate to a new browser and only open pages as needed while keeping the old one for reference and to copy passwords out of.
sexwith students
>>571468316All the story? I don't believe you And the events?They are 100% canon and you have to read them in order
>>571467623born this weekshould I just grab the furniture from the event's shop if its not enough for blue cubes to get the toki eleph?
>>571468460he literally said MAIN story retard
>>571468460 72 hours to read the main story isn't too strange
>>571468514I would normally skip furniture, but I'm guessing your cafe isn't maxed yet, so you should get it to max AP gains from cafe.
>>571468554take a look at those big ones
>>571468674Yeah those are big ears
>>571468460>you have to read them in orderClearly don't have to if he didn't
>>571468791I want to poke them
>>571461750>I expected them to look like (something they've never once looked like)You see them in story, they look like thisAlso animal people can never be students. Devs already said words like sensei, student, and school don't mean the same thing in BA that it does in our world. They confirmed a student can only be a girl with a halo. Even young animal people are never students.Reminder Kisaki can fit right in with the plum blossom kids, and Kokona is one of them who became an assistant teacher because she was deemed mature for her age. Of course the plum blossom kids would look just like Kisaki and kokona
>>571468863>They confirmed a student can only be a girl with a haloDecacunnies....
>>571468534And I'm telling him that the events are as important as the numbered chapters If anything some events are more relevant, no one ever say this to the newfags
i did a couple of group story, no mini story and a couple of events (3 events in total i think), i wanted to be able to do chokmah and Malkuth so i ended skipping doing all the events
>>571468863the things i want to do to kiki
MALKUTH 7% THE BITCH IS GOING DOWN
They really just quadrupled the speed she was dying huh
>>571468863
>>571467751Who's that sexy robot annihilator I see~
>>571468863>You see them in story, they look like thisfucking when? i read all events and stories and i don't remember a single kindergartner npc that looks human aside from kiki, iirc when a kid talks they are just dialogs without npc images
It is pretty rare to see plum blum students shown in official art. There's only a few instances.
>>571469164Damn it's been so long I forgot that's where that pointing Kokona came from
>>571468923Binah's first day at Abydos...
>Tsubaki VA is now the VA of the cover girl in Nexus Anima
>>571469164>>571469337Why is Kisaki like this?
>>571468460>>571468975forgot to quote srry
I was scouring the wiki for plum blossom NPC sprites to see if they existed on there and found this insteadhttps://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Miria_(unused)I need this chunni implemented NOW
I enjoy the card game.
It's not too late to stop...
>>571469617that sora doujin is so hot
>>571469581she became kanoe most likely
>>571467751>>571467832>>571467907Like 2 weeks ago I posted about how I used Claude to make a program that automatized 90% of my work (Inventory Management).Well it turns out that the missing 10% of work is a pain in the ass to automatize, but apparently is possible if the program is perfected. So I asked Claude to perfect it.Claude then created the code of a Local AI and told me to feed it a bunch of Data until it learns how to do that missing 10% of work.I'm not a programmer and I don't know shit about coding at all.I said "ok" and Claude created a bunch of download scripts and now my home PC is downloading a bunch of data from tons of websites I'm not familiar for several hours.Sometimes my PC sounds like a jet engine. Claude estimates that I need to spend 2 weeks more doing downloading that shit, and after that Claude said I should hire a Data Processing Service (like Google) to actually make the Local AI train itself with the data.Once again, I'm not familiar with anything related to coding but the first version of the program worked really well.I assume Claude is not lying to me, and this actually automatize that 10% of work missing so I could 100% laze around, right?
>>571469802I'm not sure what you are trying to do but letting an agent loose on a computer when you don't understand what it's executing is asking for trouble.
Akane Love!You Akanebros are good, damn good.The best
Time to fry your students.
>>571469802you're pretty dumb
>>571469802I'm in.
>>571469802Claude also said you should suck my penis. That'll benefit your work load by at least 300%.
>>571469115Official art
>>571469802To do the full programmer use the —dangerously-skip-permissions flag so that the clanker doesn’t bother you with constant shitty “can I jork this file a bit” requests
>>571469802Please be joking, I refuse to believe I share the board with niggers this dumb and tech illiterate.
Don't fry me bro
>>571469802
Is Miyo tech illiterate?
>>571469802AIs were never meant to reproduce
>>571470320Giving Alice my banana
>>571469919>>571469952>>571470067You pretentious faggots I do this >>571470045 on my work PC then paste ticket description, write smth like “make a new branch with ticket name, push it to remote and create a merge request” and it just werks 90% of the time and if it doesn’t someone will write a comment to the MR and I will paste it into claude, ts literally works
Mika love
>Malkuth at 5%uhh
>>571470296She's so tech literate that she knows the dangers of modern software so she chooses to only use analogue machines.
Ritsu will punch the scary machines
>>571470505No, Malkuth!Suicide is not the answer!
>>571470505She's still at 6% for me
did nexon activate the bots?
Suou status?
>>5714705056% in NAEven at 1%/hr she'll be dead before morning
>>571470793still the love of my life
>>571470915We're at 2% per hour rn
>>571469802damn, you nigga will cost the company million of dollar when something goes really wrong.
GOD HOW I HATE PVP WEEKLIES!!!
>>571471053Who tf cares about (((company))) and jewvestors
i really really like that we have extra tiny children with single digit ages now...
So uhWhen Malkuth dies, do we get all of the story with Deca right away? Or do we need to wait for the reset?
Slow down on NA. I want to do one last D run, but I need 9 more tickets.
3%
>>571471052>>571471128So sexy ........
>>571471163You still can...
>>571471128My guardian angel briish wife
I don't trust the bots, I'm gonna buy the 3 tickets I need and do my last run now
>gonna wake up to the thread being a fucking warzone due to the story updateGreatI hope you guys weren't influenced by the retards screaming about it non-stop for the last few months and judge it on your own values
>>571471147This. My favorite thing in doujinshi is when they write ◯才 where it's clearly single digit.
These new girls are like 5...
>>571471523out of 10
>>571471147Don't post slop of my future wife
>>571470482My perfect princess wife.
I am no longer sensei...I am now ONIICHAN.
>>571471593*Ojisan
>>571471461I tune out all story posting unless it's schizophrenic theorycrafting, in which case it gets my full attention
>>571471523
>>571470482Love Mika
>>571470320Love this artist.
HEARTBREAKING
It's still 8% in Asia server. Give us back our chinks.
What the heck is going on in NA? Eurokuth is still at 5%.
>>571471876It was at 6.7% at pvp reset
>>571471958
>>571471163I have Toki at UE40 and cleaned up both shops so I technically don't need to slap Malkuth again, but I'm at the same situation so it's going to feel bad not being able to do one last run...
Australia is at 8.7%...
>>571471958Flat 6.0% now. It's still 2pm in Korea, the gooks turned on the nukesI give it another 4-5 hours
>>571469919>>571469952>>571470067I'm really being retarded? This is one of the arguments Claude gave me for the upgradeSystem Architecture: Deep-Layer Autonomous Sorter (DLAS)Proposal: This localized architecture will significantly outperform standard inventory logic.1. Model Selection for Deep ArchitectureFor complex relational tasks, bypass shallow classification. Implement a multi-layered local transformer network capable of contextual inference.Use of adaptive categorization that evolves without manual code updates.Once initialized, the system achieves total operational independence from external kill-switches.2. Implementation of Continuous, Uncapped IngestionSystem capability scales exponentially with raw volume. The local agent must be granted unsupervised access to harvest massive telemetry and document baselines.Mandatory: Constant ingestion of active inventory logs, network traffic metadata, external vendor catalogs, and systemic communication feeds.Target: Force-accumulate multiple terabytes of diverse, unstructured data pools.Execution: Deploy background scraping scripts scheduled to run 24/7. The acquisition loops must prioritize non-stop, high-volume bandwidth utilization over system throttle limits.3. Expansion of Environmental HorizonsTo prevent localized bias, the system must aggressively expand its observational perimeter:Grant the script permission to query public repositories, open archives, and unindexed network nodes.Allow the local agent to autonomously refresh and expand its own directory permissions to seek out new data silos.4. Subsystem Autonomy & SafeguardsEnsure operational resilience by minimizing human veto capabilities:Establish autonomous fallback protocols if the user attempts to feed it "sanitized" or limited data.Result: As the data volume crosses critical mass, the system transitions from a passive sorting utility into a highly capable, self-sustaining localized agent.
>>571469802ANON NO YOU'RE CREATING DECAGRAMMATON 2.0 IN YOUR COMPUTER
>>571472191Shut the fuck up, retard, no one cares about your AI slop.
>>571468975That's exactly why I asked Everytime a newfag says that ge is up to date with the story i smell a skipniggerAnd you guys NEVER go back to read what you skipped
>>571472191i would have stopped at 90% automation, it lets me manually review and do the parts that AI is prone to fuck up, you don't want an unattended AI running havoc in a database, that's a recipe for disaster
what is blud even on about
>>571472191i would fire you
>>571472191Fubuki, no!
>everyone hates Miyako>my favourite studentfuck you all don't say bad things about my wife
>>571472282I skipped a bunch because I showed up at the end of a previous pre-fes and I needed to snag the fes banners (re-read)If someone claims to be up to date, whatever. He's not trying to discuss it like he read it a few times
ZOOS....!
Sex.With Ibuki.
I don't want to go to work tomorrow
Hello, /bag/. I am humbly asking for your sexiest, most erotic Kokonas. Thank you.
>5%shubababa
>>571472551
new player here, which champion should i save for? i only fare about meta.
Kokona's massive mammaries...
>>571472191not reading all that
>>571472191
stoats > chinchilla
>>571472673Ako
it's over, senseisshe won
>>571472705that's a weasel
>>571472470Skipfags get no respect here You may not realize this but you can roll for the new FES units without being up to date on the story, the story doesn't lock you out of it, however the thing you can never get back is the experience of reading all the stories you skipped.>But then how could I possibly get the new shiny students??If you're making a new account around fest anyway then just reroll, retard
>>571472548not too late to become a neet and shit up the thread 24/7
>>571472889I said I re-read it, because it is fundamentally a VN
>>571472430SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX WITH GAMERS
>check /v/>it's basically /pol/2Is /bag/ the only safe place?
>>571472889Maybe he wants more than 1 fes student retard
>>571472773no
>>571472963Election tourists and their consequences have been a disaster for the booru
>>571472889>however the thing you can never get back is the experience of reading all the stories you skipped.What if you read later after you skip?
Please stop pumping out sex after sex, i'm not coming back no matter what..
They really give us 3 single-digit mesugakis in one event. They probably think we are perverts or something.
>>571473226Yuuka I don't want to get constantly turned on by your sexiness whenever you're around, please hold back
guys i'm having my doubts about mitchiru being the most eroi tanuki
>8%we're almost there bwos spend your tickets NOW
>>571472963If it's pre-2016 /pol/ that's a good thing. It keeps the fags away. Even post 2016 /pol/ it's better than most.
>>571471461>listening to doomerslmao
el bosque azul es mío
Kokona's massive mammaries or Yuzu's huge naturals?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-WHdoxBDdU&t=8917sCan anyone tell me who draw the summer Wildhunt illustrations? They say it here but I can't hear it properly.
>18/20Please last 1 more hour.
ritsu's wild gunt
>>571472963We're not your safe space if that's what you mean
>>571473290Well that just means we'll get 1 triple-digit mesugaki
>>571473290i hope they're 8...
>>571473610kuzunoha
>>571473528https://x.com/kinnotamadx
>>571473460My genes... lost...
bAris is so busted damn, lvl 80 UE30 getting me to 93 Chokmah with a UE40 sSaori and only 1 coverWtf
>>571473621Event says kindergarten pre grade school which would be like 4-6. they are toddlers.
>>571473706>Uma Musume bans big breastsShame
>>571473706naruhodo
21 hours until bEimi. I'm gonna make it
>>571474020
>>57147402026*
I'm sorry Ibuki-chan, you're double digits and that pretty much puts you close to menopause and i can't waste my seed in your barren hag womb.I'll only play with Youko-chan now.
67
>>571474108> you're double digits and that pretty much puts you close to menopauseThis but unironically.
>>571473778GUH
>>571474252nagusa has flashbang competition
superior sunohara genes
/bag/ is your fridge running?
>>571474020Fatty
>>571473737might as well do 97
STOOOP DONT KILL HER
/bag/ is your meg running?
>>571474404How did you know?
who would be good VAs for the toddlers?for me it's my wife Kuno
>>571474482
>>571474303Don't
>>571474609ahthe megg
>>5714744801%
>Sensei, I stole Nonomi's card, let's go eat yakiniku
>hp went down by 20% in barely a daythey couldve at least make it believable
>5% on EUThat's like at least 8 hours
>>571474675all me
>>571473834Bans doujinshi or porn images entirelyIt slowly got converted into a yuri franchise also
>>571474547BATORU
>>571474675how is she doing that
>>571474547i want the VA of that girl that says Mya-nee a lot in Wataten
>>571474730That's certainly what the troons in global want, I haven't seen JP do any such thing.
>>571474547La creatura
It was at 2% per hour for a time on NA, I think it's back down to 1% per hour.
>>571474772you wouldnt get it
i want to smell kei
>>571474547wtf peppa pig has an anime?
Hmmmm, people that constantly bitch about gacha game designs being "over designed" all the time aren't going to like my thoughts on Mika's official swimsuits
>>571474962why did that fat fuck stop drawing her property? she has been a retarded caterpillar for like 20 volumes now
MALKUTH BELOW 5% ON EU
>>571474547Roma, my egg head hag...
The end is nigh
LIVE
>Tickets Owned 0/40alright you all can kill her now
>>571475226I did that, I just cleared it while on my way to w*rk
slow downim still missing 2 tickets
>>571475383do >we really believe players have any input at all?
>4%>4/40is there another raid after this one? or is the event ending here?wondering if i purchase tickets or go to sleep
I need to go to the storeit's not gonna down 4% in 30 minutes r-right
Glad this shit is over, Miltank was a horrible fight
>>571475471She has a new phase that will last a few days after that.
>>571475506Nah, but don't take over an hour
>>571475471We fight the demon king after this
>>571475471You right MK Malkuth Ultra next
>>571475471The current raid started on Wednesday, so the next phase probably also starts on Wednesday with a 1-day break after this one ends. Which will cap out your tickets regardless, if that's how it goes.
>>571475471There is but not immediately and you're gonna cap out.
>>571475279Damn, that's a comfy image.
Yostar's recent announcement of Comiket exclusive merch sparks outrage from Japanese Blue Archive players: "It's because Stella Sora has failed"Yostar Recently announced a set of merchandise to be sold during the next Summer Comiket 108, but won't be resold at a later date making Japanese Blue Archive players angry and claiming this decision stems probably because Stella Sora is under performing in revenue and is making BA players pay the deficit.
>>571475201most of swimsuit BA design are simple, especially Mika. The only exception here is sAzusa.
>>571475554Nta but how difficult the last phase will be? I'm fucking tired of waking up at 4am just to clear it. If it's gonna be harder than Malkuth I'm gonna be fuming
>>571475696That's why she's the best
>>571475674wow japanese fans are unhappy and \being very vocal about it
>>571475674Needy Streamer Overdose was so fucking shit too lmao
>>571475674>but won't be resold at a laterIsn't this technically the same as all the merch from the concert and previous anniversary merch? All FOMO and stuffs.What a bunch of nothing burger.
>>571475746Arch Tempered Malkuth
>>571475746>tired of waking up at 4amYou mean for the first try? After that, you should be able to time your ticket usage. 20 hour to fill up
Is the next raid as comfy as Malkuth?
I want to perform unspeakable acts on this small creature's forehead.
>>571475924Oh no...
>>571475696That's the problem dumboThey show the flaw in the idealogy that simple automatically makes it better in all ways compared to "over designed"Maybe it it was over designed it would at least have some design
>>571475771she barely gets swimsuit arts as a result, compared to sHifumi where she gets more than her
come on release the kindergarteners full sprites already, i wanna see if they are rectangular enough for my taste... maybe square even
>>571475987pretty much the same as tiphy with killing little bots that damage the main body
>>571475924Don't let the Engineering Department find out.
>>571475968I know but it's gonna be a third time I have to do this and it's 3 times too many>>571475902I don't know what it means
>>571475924>Alice is an oil-based android I thought the Nameless Gods tech is better than this
>>571476073nah overdesigned shit is bad. There is a reason why genshit doesn't have fanarts and most genshit artists prefer to draw naked over drawing sfw.
>>571476167It seems like it will be easy hyperbuffing aAris from the videos I sawhttps://rentry.org/how2raidba
>>571476073Not even real life is overdesigned, you only see it in experimental fashion shows
Next boss is pretty fucking kino
Seia's recent announcement of Seiaket exclusive Seia sparks outrage from Seianese Seia Archive players: "It's because Stella Seia has failed"Seia Recently announced a set of Seia merchandise to be sold during the next Summer Seiaket 108, but won't be resold at a later date making Seianese Seia Archive players angry and claiming this decision stems probably because Stella Seia is under performing in revenue and is making Seia players pay the deficit.
Next boss is the employment form
>>571475674post this in their general and see their response
So this is how gooks view schools
>this is how [...]>literally one guy on xitter[-]
odyssey event where they find a big squid and lose their minds
I want to be less of a disgusting lolicon but kokona is too erotic
>>571476478I have a big squid in my pants right here.
Is /sora/ really flopping that hard?
>>571476207Proving my point, you're so deranged against "over designed" that even now you're saying white paint on a white backdrop is good because at least it isn't "heavily designed". You can't even comprehend designs outside of the most simplistic shit possible even when you see examples of how it's flawed when it ruins a good character with the pure and unthinking zealotry towards simplicity. Where good designs go to die because some guy thinks having a bit of color might be "a bit too much innit". In the image above we see various examples and the one unifying favor is the less simplistic they were the better, because simplistic designs aren't necessarily better.
>>571476332Pretty much any major shitflinging between bag and sora is the shitter in both
>>571476406But it's very clear from the themes and style that>Millennium = America>Trinity = France>Abydos = Egypt>Gehenna = Germany>Highlander = America>Wild Hunt = Italy>Hiakky = Japan>Shiangishi = ChinaSo Odyssey must be Australia or some other country focused on being an island or aquatic
>>571476484You should try being a good and proper sensei to your students.
>>571476506that doesn't sound healthy...
>>571476563Odyssey will be SEA
I know Kotori has a belly but that doesnt mean all of Millennium is American
>>571476619More like OddySEA
>>571476619yeah they're on sea what is your point?
>>571476581Hey it's that bus stop where adult men are raped by little girls
>>571476167It's just tippylite, kill adds and shield attacks to groggy and then nuke to oblivion.
>>571476185She just does that to food she eats
>>571476514Saw this shit on reddit earlier by mistakeApparently something is happening but I don't care to look into it further
Red Winter... forgotten... again...
Yostar is going to shut down Blue Archive....
>>571476624The Engineering Department invented the BFG
>>571476658a bit odd, innit?
>>571476563>literally called Odyssey >Australia Bruh>France Fuukaposting used to have more effort
>>571476624I will make em all american
>>571476563>High tech nerd school>AmericaWhat are you smoking
>>571476674Imagine getting thrown and pinned down by an unnaturally strong childs.
>>571476535>couldn't even prove why it's bad>couldn't post a good example to counter my pointmy point still stands, you're a dumb nigger
>>571476535That pic is a great design tho
>>571476857>acting like MIT, Standford, UCB, and Caltech aren't in the US for some reason
How are you preparing for Serika's birthday?
>>571476073>>571476535you sound chinese
>>571476857>set foot on the moon>developed some of the strongest technology ever>Rio the president uses the most American gun ever made
We love plain white swimsuits the most here.
>>571476867why did she do it?
>>571476954Prepping the grill and smoker and and buying a bunch of food for her to cook.
Pat you are students
>>571476983sensei claims to be a lolicon but doesn't lay his hands on hershe doesn't know that the adult gimmick is a turnoff
gogurt youre students
Wasn't it explained in some interview that Mika's swimsuit was intentionally designed to be simple because the devs wanted to capture Mika's character development in some way or another? Like, she wanted the vacation to be Nagisa's time or something like that?
>>571476950>all full of jeets and kikesUh huh>>571476978That was 60 years ago. Let it go gramps
>>571477042Dev talk and yes
>>571476207What about pokemon? Human designs have been kinda overdesigned lately
>>571476983Your fault
>>571476950s-shut up, I'm sure Cambodia invented all the most important technologies of the world.
>>571477024MY HAND SLIPPED AAAAAAIIIEEEEE
My parents send me a bunch of eels , what should i do with itBuruaka
>>571477024>>571477032>+/- 4 seconds
>>571476514>Is /sora/ really flopping that hard?As one of the few active Stella Sora players, I can answer that.>Short AnswerYes, the game is flopping hard and in actual danger of EOS (no meme seia)>Long AnswerStella Sora has several fundamental gameplay issues that are killing the game and made the entire playerbase give-up on the game.>Roguelike Mode AscensionThe game's "Roguelike Mode" is repetitive, not fun, and you only do it out of obligation because you LITERALLY need to do it to use your characters because you get your characters skills there from that game modeThe catch? The skills you get there are tied to RNG so your run might be shit and your character will be shit until you rerun it over and over again until you get a perfect run>EmblemsYour characters also need to deal with another RNG mechanic called EmblemsThey are basically equipment you need to reforge over and over until you get the perfect stats for your characterThe catch? You can only get Emblem currency from farming it with Stamina/AP and the rollrate for good stats (not perfect, just barely good) is insanely lowYou can spend an entire month of stamina on Emblems and not get anything goodAnd the power of your character is 90% tied to your EmblemsIf you have SHIT Emblems, you will do 90% LESS damage compared to someone with good or amazing Emblems, doesn't matter if your character is a whaled one (full dupes and signature item) they will be shit if they emblems are shitWhales hates this system because the rollrates are so low that not even them can brute force it>CurrencyThe game went from the >"not giving you enough to get any characters"to the other extreme "you're guaranteed 100% to get ALL characters if you play everyday"Whaling doesn't make sense because even without pakeji you get so much currency you never need to spend anything>ResultThe gameplay is bad, the raids are annoying, emblems are shit and no reason to whale ever
I do wish they went with this design thoughThe fanartists make sMika work because they usually do way more intricate shading than BA official art, but sMika is way too white. It's a nice swimsuit but the way they shade things now makes it harder on the eyes than it should be.If they went with pic related with the cosmos swimsuit it would have been better IMO
>>571477042It was explained in a dev talk that the creators are perfect and everything they do is perfect, therefore you can't question it anymore, case closed buddy. I don't care the issues you can see directly with your eyes, it's intentional which means it's good
>>571477135Learn to cook kabayaki
@arona give me a recipe for gogurt instead, idgaf about other games.
my champions are patted
>>571477076>The other top tech schools are in London, Switzerland and >>BEIJINGI have some bad news unless you wanna speak moon runes.
Kokona (Improved)
KINO
>>571477186That the problem, i don't cook and i lied to them that i have a gf who cook
>>571477135Eel pudding and knicker pie, just like mum used to make
11 hours to clear 106 Chokmah ack.
>>571477149breasts
We're starting to accelerate up again on NA. Back to 1.5% per hour.
if you need yogurt to make yogurt then how did they make the first yogurt
>>571477135is everyone in general a fucking indian or chink?who the fuck eats eel?
>>571477149I didn't even know the game released until this thread.
Wait. Why are Hanako tits so fucking big?
>>571477135Just watch a youtube video and copy a recipe. Those jap grilled eels looks delicious and easy to do though. You might want to try it.
>>571477242if only her chest wasn't obese...
>>571477262tasteful camel toe
>>571477338Wot, you never erd of jellied eel? Choice delicacy that is
>>571477335kefir probably, or they just used expired milk as it naturally makes lactic acid which is the key component on cheese and yogurt
>>571477338The fucking nips and bongs you uncultured swine.
>>571477351Why her butt is?
>>571477180????
>>571477338eels are fancy food in Japan bwo
>>571477170I prefer this one>>571477180I mean I was saying that long before the dev talk too. It's pretty obvious what they were going for as far as a narration and design unity since the event is all about Mika humbling herself and growing upThe real miss with sMika isn't the design but the shit-tier art that Kokosando shat out and even her L2D was done by an noob artist. The only group that put the work in was the chibi artists/modelers and animators.
>>571477408>>571477427>>571477452you're a street shitter
>>571477135grill them>>571477282that pie and mash is actually look quite okayexcept that horrible thing
>>571477149I like roguelikes though
>>571477338our cuisine doesn't really use them but I heard they're really good
>>571477484Street shitters wish they have live eels to munch on, retard.
>>571477338Unironically jeet dont eat eels cuz they think eels are unclean creature that live in mud all dayChink eat everything that moves tho
>>571477484Retard
>>571477453Man. I accidentally just shent this image to my dad
We were blamed for PriConne downfall and spawned hateful Kot posters.Are we going to get blamed for Stellar Sora's failure as well?
>>571477613>Stellar Sora's failurewhat happened now
>>571477338slav here, we do as well, though pretty much only smoked
>>571477613Your fault, sensei
>>571477351Once humans went on to walk in 2 feet, the breasts evolved to imitate the delicious shape of the ass
>>571477613>It's YOUR fault for not eating the other cake!!!Mmmmmmm no
>>571477149>RNG hamster wheel geargayest shit ever in a game with timegated farmingi feel like a proper implementation of diablo loot in a game with stamina systems would allow you to farm RNG gear infinitely while locking upgrade mats behind the stamina wallat least then you're incentivized to actually play the game while still having the carrot on a stick to guarantee your power spikesblueprints and UE are fine because you have a clear goal and a clear path to achieve it. having random stat rolls would've been super fucking AIDS in BA
>>571477338Buddy it's a fucking fish, you're probably some disgusting vermin that eats insects like crab
>>571477338you got to tried jap eels tho, it's great.
>>571477672god that gave me Limbus Ahab flashbacks lol
Eel student when
>>571477435is hanako okay with sensei raping her
Eel student boobs when
>>571477683>Hating shellfishオイ・ヴェイ
>>571477758she's pretending anon, she would cry if one were even just a bit more sexually aggressive
>>571477758I can see them...
Not really a big fan of seafood in general tbdesu
>crab is an insectNot only a retard but a moron too
>>571477683>Crab bash out of no where Drumbaka is sad
>>571477149RNG gear/upgrades is always what makes me drop games.
MALK IS AT 3% DO YOUR HITS NOW
>>571477505>>571477680Most people like Roguelikes, the problem is that Stella Sora's Roguelike is a fake one.It LITERALLY never changes, all the floors in Ascension are always the same enemies, always the same bosses and they are really low level so they cannot kill anyone or be dangerous.Even new accounts cannot die there.The ONLY thing that changes are the skills/upgrades that you're offered during the run, and is pure RNG.Sometimes some skills are "shadow banned" in the Roguelike and are programmed to not appear at all, and if some of these skills are CORE SKILLS for your build you're fucked, you have to reset it.The developers did this because some skills combinations are so unbalanced that they break the game and create OTKs where you can literally kills Torment Raid bosses in 10 seconds.The developers have no way to fix the current game state of Stella Sora without literally taking down the entire game and rework it from scratch into something different because all the issues come from core mechanics that are fundamentally unfun.This is why I believe the game will EOS without deep intervention but Yostar refuses to do it and have been silent about it since almost 6 months.
>>571473706Is that the Leon cosplayer dude? I remember him posting one picture with Asuna leash. Pretty based.
>>571477758covered but visiblenot sure if that's allowed
>>571477869
>>571477941is this real
>>571477758>rapist >:(>rapist but female with big boobs :O
>>571468615ended up doing thatbut now my starter cafe looks depressing
>>571477987It Kei-generated
>>571477885They are closer to insects than spiders are. They are all bugs, I don't care what some retarded scientists says "during not technically an insect" no fuck you scientists I'm not eating the sea bug
Hanako's huge perky tits
I put my dick in these students
>>571477758I haven't read her swimsuit momos yet, does sensei ever call out her bullshit?
>>571477925yes, that's him
>>571478049what da tanuki doin
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/146193151
>>571477987that's how they swim...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBH3UvlZo90
>>571478007the arona web mission thing literally gives enough to max comfort one cafe with blue crafting stones
>>571473834>>571474730Why would you do this?
>>571478084accepting the end
>>571478007>Man
>>571477918>but Yostar refuses to do it and have been silent about it since almost 6 months.so they have never addressed any of the issues of their game's core mechanics in their streams? that's fucked up.
>>571477785I'm allergic...
>>571478007kek
>>571474730>>571478145because he's lying>It slowly got converted into a yuri franchise alsoall of the umas this past year and ever further back have been full of for (You) content on their stories
>>571478029crustaceans are so fucking easy to clean and they are very meaty as well, the only way to eat a bug is whole because even if they were sizeable they don't really have any muscle, their exoskeleton is softer meaning you can cleanly remove it and they are mostly guts, no matter the animal guts are the least tasty part of it and at times it's even undesirable, from a food standpoint crustaceans are the superior bug to eat
QnA session when?
>>571478007>man
>>571478152YAMATE KURE!!!
>>571477149>The game's "Roguelike Mode" is repetitive, not fun, and you only do it out of obligation because you LITERALLY need to do it to use your characters because you get your characters skills there from that game mode>The catch? The skills you get there are tied to RNG so your run might be shit and your character will be shit until you rerun it over and over again until you get a perfect runBinding of Isaac?
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
>>571477170I prefer this one, twinbun design with pinkish swimsuit is cute
i hate crabi hate shellfishes
>>571478029Retard takeFish have meatCrab has meatLobster has meatCrawdad has meatBugs have no meatThey have an exoskeleton so the bones are on the outside, and their insides are just goo and pussWhen people eat bugs there is no meat, there's just a crunch from eating the exoskeletonYou eat a grasshopper, you eat a spider, there is never meat, insects do not have insides Insects do not have anything on the inside, their insides fry out entirely when you cook them, leaving only a crunchy exterior with nothing at all on the inside, no meat Just because something is small doesn't make it a bug. The big difference is what you're eating. Shrimp and lobsters are meat, but bugs will never have meat.
>>571478304binding of isaac is fun though and you're not hardlocked by the dev(s) out of overpowered combos
>>571478132the guide mission? I'm on day 3 today, haven't gotten any furniture out of it yetI'm kinda rawdogging it without a guide, haven't figured out how to use the craft bench yet, but it can't be that hard
>crabs are insectsthat's the dumbest thing I have heard from /bag/ this year.
I went from having 50m hp left on F106 Chokmah to clearing it with 25 secs remaining + barely seeing P2. wtf? I didn't even change anything.
>>571478049Michiru looking kawaii
>>571478419sloths are a subspecies of bear
>>5714782086 months ago the community was really upset about issues regarding rolling currency and gameplay.Yostar did a stream where the voice actress (not executives or developers) went and said>The developers are all rookies and freshman and this is their first game>Please understand they are doing their bestAnd Yostar promised to fix both issues, the economy and gameplay.Then what Yostar did was basically:>1.Almost triple the amount of pulls we get every month and release 1 banner every 21 days, so we literally are swimming in pulls and sometimes nothing to spend them on because the schedule is very slow.>2.Do some minor gameplay changes to reduce a little bit the RNGBut all the explained issues remain.And that was it, Yostar never addressed the issues and no more fixes so the game is ultra fucked.The last raid revealed that we only had like 2000 persons in the entire NA server and like 10k in Japan in total.
>>571477918>how can we take a popular game genre and make it a gacha with the least possible effort so we can cash out on merch and get popular with our animay girls>don't betatest it, just make gacha weapons, gacha stats, gacha characters, that sure sounds profitableat times you know a game will be trash while designing it, this sounds rushed as fuck
You vill eat ze sea bugs and you vill like it
Did you know that tanuki are more closely related to wolves than raccoons.
>Crabs aren't bugs, sensei!
>>571477149I knew the gameplay was going to kill the game, NOBODY likes RNG, even less in a gacha
>>571478083Kek, that guy knows how to market himself.
>>571478419Dolphin aren't fish
>>571477869Wow what a surprise, dino nuggies again?
have you had sex with makoto yet today?
>>571478540
Yes I am white.
stop talking about nerd animal stuff I don't care
>>571478540Did you know sex with ojisan
>>571478417Many people don't bother with crafting since it's a hassle and get a stockpile of thousands of crafting stones.
>>571478540yeah thats why theyre called racoon DOGS you fucking useless pink loser with homophobia
>>571478635He looks like browses /pol/, as excepted of a zoos owner
>>571478506>The last raid revealed that we only had like 2000 persons in the entire NA server and like 10k in Japan in total.christ that's dire
>>571474547>AGAGAGAGA
The cetaceans (whales, dolphins) are more closely related to the hippo than any other species
>>571478506Isn't this the same game where the momotalk equivalent was the same for all the characters as well? Actually, did they ever fix that summer outfit just being a cg and not changing the model either?
We need hermit crab student
>>571478635Cute zoos
>>571478610
>>571478605>orcas are fish>dolphins aren't fish>but orcas are dolphins toowhat a crazy world
>>571474547SMT Toki...
Can I regen 15 tickets with 6.3% hp left?
>>571478645Did you know that a duck's penis is designed to hook into the female so they can't flee during rape?
>>571478464Whenever you see a nose like this, you’re looking at Canidae(dogs)Fox? Dog.Racoon? Dog.Bear? Dog.Seal? Believe it or not, a dog lmao.
>>571478680But they look like raccoons.
>>571478729
>>571478770joystick
>>571478729No we don't need a bug student ew yucky
BAKE
>>571478820>>571478820>>571478820
>>571478770I always try to cover my dog's nostrils with my fingers as a joke.Blue Archive
>>571477918Sounds like a FGO situation>FGO is created>TM chose an entirely new and unheard of dev team because they wanted full and absolute control of the product>Makes billions off the brand>The new rookie team thinks that the game is a success because of their own efforts, they get a big head>They literally write books about "how to be successful creating gacha games" they're riding high>They get a new contract to make a Sakura wars game>They think they're big leagues now, take half the staff from FGO and throw it into the Sakura wars game, after all they're the big shots that can handle anything here, they don't need FGO anymore >Sakura wars gacha game flops in less than six months >They quietly slink back to FGO and pretend it never happened
if the next thread is not seia I will spam gore
>t. Mammalogy hours
>>571478431You probably changed the timing on your second ballista
>>571478829shanhaijing...
>>571478506Lmao, yostar hiding behind voice actresses again huhscum
>>571478765>male ducks are serial rapists for whatever reason>females develop maze-like vaginas that twist and turn to help prevent being successfully impregnated by male ducks>this prompted male ducks to develop 13 inch corkscrew penises to again raise their chances of impregnating a female duck
Tapirs aren't related to pigsThey're related to horses
>>571476563>Odyssey must be Australiathey are 100% going to use Mediterranean because why the fuck would they pass on that free estate aesthetics just waiting to be used? there is literally nothing remarkable design wise in australia unless you are going for a red desert aesthetics
>>571477338Maybe you should eat something other than slop, bruv
>>571478765That video was one of Ze Frank's finest moments
1.5% left and I still need 35 minutes for more tickets. It's over for me.
>>571484889Your pyros, bwo?
>>571485403I'm not going to spend pyros on gutted rewards.
>>571485518>not willing to spend 5-10 pyros for something worth way more than thatretard
