Previous: >>571555789>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg (embed)06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>571579893curren cap...?
Thank Umallah Haram threads NOT ALLOWED
This one
Shacute!
>>571579893I knew I remember seeing this design somewhere. It's from the tanuki
>>571579893W-Who the hell is this????
>>571580304It's apparently Oguri's sibling IRL
>>571580304me
>>571580212I don't see the resemblance, everything is way off
I'm supposed to believe the Throne is the meta for a sprint cm? The only cm until it becomes irrelevant?
>>571580379pls be in tracen academy
I have never been so raped by a series of events. Why are fuku careers like this...
>>571580346The actual horse's name was Siblingy Cap
>>571580304Oguri Roman
>>571580440This is real
Oguri family...
>>571580304Oguri Tard
>>571580304Oguri Hat
>>571580434To run Fuku is to lay everything at the feet of fate and marvel at how the dice fall
>>571580412Throne is the easy route for a sprint CM due to the cheap statsThe hard route is a guts deck with Bakushin GUTS due to her skill
>>571580412Yes, the card good for speed power and wit is meta for the CM you are guaranteed to cap speed power and wit. Do not question it.
>>571579893iqdb says it's Oguri Roman. Surprisingly enough it's also a G1 winner although just 1 win
>>571580520awww her cute little butt
Every gacha game I play, I always get attracted to this type of girl...
>>571580783Sluts? Just boot up tinder bwo
>>571580434
>>571580714>Oguri ToshoLoli Oguri, yes I need it
>>571580783Read your convos
Chat why is my penis hard
>>571580839Not sluts...teasing cuties
>>571580434I ran her career a lot, you are just unlucky.
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>571580993No I want to fuck the umas with my very large penis
>>571580993I want to be inside an uma!
is the career seed good today
>>571580714Her progenies are funny. So good there were 2006 and 2010, and somehow Oguri CHIEF with 155 racesYou didn't see anything
I wish I were Mejiro Dober so I could get all seeing eyes
wahey
>>571580412>The only cm until it becomes irrelevant?Nothing's stopping you from doing more MANT
I saw it
>>571581303
>>571581276>>571581357I read the last horese as Oguri Pickle. I might be a bit hungry still...
hate it when boys act like sluts
I dress and pose like this
For such a dominant horse Oguri doesn't have a lot of kids
>>571581460I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT WASNT OGURI PICKLE TILL YOU MENTIONED IT
Do i run fronts or paces for sprint
>>571581545pace, i need my free wins
>>571581530shit pedigree
>>571581545Pace chaser cm
Better be small and efficient
>>571581526relationship status?
>character accurate annoyed and disgusted admire vega porn >but 3D animation The monkey paw curls I suppose…https://x.com/holdsupspork3d/status/2069280657948250211
>>571581530That made him so special. He was an anomly, a one in a life time horse. A true grey beast (tm).
>>571581604You're right, it's not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean
>No aces or parents>Not hungry, but desperately want to eat>Too late to cook the last of the tripe in my fridge>Don't want any of the leftovers>Already naked for the evening so Taco Bell not an option eitherWhat should I do /uma/?
>>571581530He had a lot of kids all of them weren't as strong as him
>>571581604I didnt choose to have a big juicy cock anon, dont be mean
>>571581608
after attemtping to do parent runs on M*NT i can safely say I'm NOT doing this shit in GL
I haven't built any aces since the beginning of MANT
>>571581697Drink a bottle of water
>>571581770He's single and ready to mingle...
>>571581697go to taco bell naked
cute tanuki plushie from bilibili
>>571581971CUTE
>>571581971PLEASE LET ME HIT I WANT TO FUCK TANUKI LUNA
>SHITnuki>luna[-][-]
>>571581608She wont race you Fujimasa March
>>571579893>>571581357we need more oguris in this game desuwa
>>571582101
>>571582029>>571582012stay in your hand
>>571581971I LOVE THE CHINKS NOW?
post tanuki luna in a river
>>571582287wtf i love luna now
>[-] attention whore[-]
>>571582416only 18.88usdsadly it sold out
>mad his shitpost got [-][-]
There's something uniquely vile about umamusume yuri
>>571582332>>571582287
boredsleep maybe
>>571582623God damn it. I still have yet to buy the other one too>>571582451
>>571582705go get some comf rest
>>571579893Miyama Poppy when?
>>571582830
>>5715828384/19/2029
>>571582705don't wake up
>/uma/: haha trainer rape>jptwitter: haha trainer rape>pixiv: haha trainer rapeReally nigga?
your uma has needs she can't fulfill by herself, its your job to keep her in top shape
Hate tanukisHate cryersFucking hate all of you
>>571582901>>571582901>>571582901Move
>>571582953
I went to the new trainer convention and it was mostly umamusume looking to harass trainers. I was very scared and barely got out alive
>>571582953Yep. Really.
>>571582838>Miyama Poppy>Tamamo sibglingFirst time knowing about this horse. Wish they can do it and reveal it as the actual in-game sibling
I want Fuji Kiseki to stroke my hair and lull me to sleep. That's it. Nothing else. Good night, /uma/.
>>571582791Can you edit it so the river is white?
>>571582986I love Ryan but I would prefer not to do that
>>571583129bwo gwo...
>>571583129https://files.catbox.moe/fcmz29.mp4
>>571583005Fuku no...
>>571583264
>three (3) #2897
>>571583301Shiraoki-sama told her it was ok
Hate spechud
>>571583284She is a very good person
>fail 13% training (first training with failure chance all run) >get practice poor>fail 15% training turn afterUmamusume
>>571583410The mad dog of Mejiro...
Hate ryanHate mcqueen
>>571583434Free excuse to abandon the run. Danchou can fuck himself
>>571583264LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>571583264Yes! This is what I need. chibi uma sex
love special cheeks
>Sunday's Sis exists
>>571583449
>>571583536Mr.Cygay do it!
>5 runs doneI don't even remember the last time I was able to do this on MANT. Thanks Hachimi
>>571583512
>>571583538Bright is so cute
>>571583651imagine...
>>571583536Cygames can do the funny and make Cafe's ghost friend Sunday's Sis instead when releasing Sunday Silence
>>571583538I need them all! Stego will take a while tho...
Calling those things cryers instead what they actually are is still my favorite /uma/ meme
Oguri... sexy....
>>571582901autisma ryan fag back at it agai
he's so cute... I like him so much
>yander uma rape compilation >everyone is there>except uraralmao?
>>571583651
this is stegos uncle?!?!
Is Stego cute?
>>571583882Urara rapes innocently
>ZRR is the 2nd richest Sundayspawn according to netkeiba>ZRR is one of the least posted umas around here
>>571583967i am erect
>>571584107standing paizuri with micro bikini
Your response?
Showa era umashiko...
>>571584168*cums*
>>571583882where is the collection?
>>571584168i am loyal to YOU wondah
>>571584168>its not on the boorus wtf guys
>>571584107she was very boring in the event
>>571584107
>>571584382SEX SEXO SEX
>>571584168start crying
>>571584010
>>571584168>can’t confess to management that I got raped because it’ll tank my career >can’t continue my career because of the fear of getting raped again
>>571583538Bright is so evil
Admire Donkeys
>>571584168>Nnh...I hope torenas ITT don't say this, you're just asking to be raped
>>571584549why is it that it's so reliably the damsire that gets mentioned and not the dam, while the grandsire doesn't? is it just horse sexism?
>>571584746I like both, but admire vega I like the most
>>571584168I pray my trainee never thinks this
>>571583967Lewd slut...
>>571584781What? ERP aside, don't you make slight noises when stretching? Seems pretty normal to me
>>571584781how do you say "Nnh"?
Thanks to this game I think I finally realized that I like older women
>>571584746they aren't actually related aside from being sired by sunday silence (along with about 40% of the cast) right? probably just the same owners?
>>571584168Grass wouldn't do this...
>>571584905RAPE THIS ANON
>>571584107Everyone signed the form so there's no reason to bring her up that often.
Nnh.... igg...
>>571584781stfulovcen will job the last leg of the triple crown and croix will get btfo while running for the autumn triple
>>571584905try to do it but with the heart like "nnh~~~", see if it doesn't make you seem like a submissive bitchboy
>>571584982MY FUCKING HERO! i cant wait for her banner to arrive i will be running her in all CMs all distances
>>571585118THE TRUE HEROrice shower btfo
>>571585102nothing wrong with that
nooo dont bully rice
I can see girl going "nnh"there are no scenarios where man will go "nnh"
>>571585102dober would never say this
>>571584781I went Nnh when Chrono was cleaning my ears and she raped me, so I guess you're right.
>>571585336because no man has encountered a rape uma in this world. yet.
>Pink: PaceYou hate to see it
>>571585118>heroic authorpretty sure she writes yaoi fanfiction only
>>571584168
>>571585473How do umas get muddy in game? Some are clean but others are covered in mud
if an uma raped you and you tried to pull out she wouldnt even need to leg lock you she would just clench her umanko muscles and you would go "hnn"
thoughts?
>>571585761
>>571585761I want Teio to make me hnn
>>571585667From what I understand it's based on position, in that if they spend most of the race behind someone else, they'll get dirty
>>571585667You run them in rainy/wet conditions
>>571585153Real Rob Roy fans don't speak ill of Rice Shower
>>571584107The main reason why I played this game is literally because of her (or Momoka at least). I'll post her when she comes out
>>571585772I think Dober masturbates the most out of the entire castEven more than Digitan
Get fucked hag this is a cunny sport
ugh...
>>571585118Why is her design scottish when she's not even scottish
Who is most mommy?
>>571585772she would wear a collar and leash and wet herself if told to
>what if kotegawa from tolove ru>but hors
>>571586149I wish Uma was that lewd, I wouldnt stop cuming to the pages with Fuku's panties
>>571584168>>571584353Start here: https://e-hentai.org/g/3881186/728d53cba5/
>>571586087https://www.britannica.com/biography/Rob-Roy
>>571586149everybody in this general is too young to know TLR bwo ..
>>571585973I believe you
>>571586327Damn Rob Roy looked like THIS?
>>571586395Unc...
>done with CM16 aces>don't give a shit about making better onesWhat the fuck do I do for a month then? And no I won't do fans for danchou
umadacchis don't forget the dirt mission given by falco
>>571585973I don't see Digitan as the type to do that excessively or at all. Dober on the other hand most definitely masturbates every day while self inserting herself from the most fucked up kinkiest doujins she draws.
>>571586597
>>571586641Dober would draw violent porn...
>>571586594Make Umas for fun & post casual rooms on here
>>571586597sorry i don't have any dirt horses
>>571583028Please rape me, Maruzensky.
>>571586724Dober would outright draw gangbang rape and NTR
sure thing, cuck
Where can I find the race schedule that features Throne?
Everyone should draw NTR
>>571586989This is the kind of shit Dober is into. She self inserts as the girl being taken away obviously
Does xmas Oguri need any unique inherits this cm?
>>571586892lewd...rotten...
>>571586594>What the fuck do I do for a month then?Once Throne comes out you do 40-50 race runs to try and get some good parent/grandparents so you don't have to do it once GL releases
What am I in for?
>>571587154rntr is the good type
>>571587242I will slide these on the side
>>571587228I use MPB and Barcarole
>>571587265Why once Throne comes out? Theres still the same amount of G1'sIs it just for the extra sp youre gonna get in hopes of getting 1-2 more skill sparks?
>>571587228angling if you're not running front, mpb if you're running front or preparing against front lobby.
>All is ours.
Fuku isn't a mambo
>>571587437Well you can start now, just Throne is in a couple of days and should make it easier and more consistent
>>571587049Just incorporate the Team Sirius schedule from Seriru's video and adjust accordingly
>>571586597I completed it in the first day....
>entire game is just training cute horse girls and giving them pep talks so they can win races and be happythis is great wow
Gold Ship is Grok approved
after summer gold ship there's actually no uma to look forward to anymorethese are all whos to me...
>>571587932dont shay that...
>>571587932>cutting off Twin Turbo
>>571587932Yeppers is right there anon
>>571588129*punches this stupid umalet in the arm*
>>571587932Tarumae and Zephyr has squishy and well designed boobs. Probably the best in the game
>>571587881Grok is pretty ESL
>>571588182That's not a random act of kinda nice...
>>571587932nyo....
>>571587932>Agnes Digital (Halloween)
>>571587932granny is right there
give me a tard wife
>>571588339who these
Future uma designs are terrible. The fuck happened?
>>571587049>Where can I find the race schedule that features Throne?Here's one from an old JP video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms0nM7KQuHc&t=107sAt 1:47 Don't know if there's an English version somewhere.Just unlock recreation for both Sirius and Throne. Then race and click the recreations shown to break up race chains, energy bottles are just any energy item you have I believe
kissing bakushin's shiny smooth fivehead
>>571586327Did they ever mention her IRL namesake, especially the part about him being a scoundrel?
>>571588296Why did they do my hero like this..
>>571588296Nice Kingdom Hearts ass boots, bozo.
>>571587932i'm saving for new years tam and inari combo meal and festa
>trying to get medium s on maruzensky>bad luck, try again>try again etc>suddenly can't borrow seiun sky>huh?>realize I hit the borrow limitIt's been SO LONG since I've hit the borrow limit (pre-mant) that I forgot it even existed.
>>571588409That's literally every Uma. Umaverse is an actual racing horse heaven, and that shows.They have a very poor concept of money or just living in general; they need to be tard wrangled all the time, and all they do is eat, sleep, train, race and frolic with their stablemates.
>paces are shitting on fronts in the sprint lobbies so farSo what should the 3 be then if I soullessly chase metas?Taiki... flower... uh... Pasa? Really dont wanna find 10 sprint sparks for oguri
>>571587932From a purely tryhard perspective, isn't kitasan white, blaze brian and machan pretty must-pull?also summer golshi is actually super skip since she's just a borrow slave
>>571587932I'm getting kitasan blanco + her slut buddymachanand weisex or vfujin
>>571589432Hey
>>571589130fuji, king
>>571589221>>571589062Wide boobies...
>>571589485Cute rabbi I will take her as my own
>>571589564
>>571589130>pace metacan you triple front to grief
I hate JP umas so fucking much
>>571589130Taiki/Flower/Oguri seems to be ut yes
>>571589880That's all of them
>>571589130If you don't wanna mootate Oguri then you can just take one of the Umas with Sprint C or higher and run them
>>571589898!!!
>>571589932She's basically a vtuber/e-girl so not wrong
I wish this game was good
>>571590110my parents say the same about me...
>>571589932whores only you...
air shakur more like reddit shitcore
not even reddits like shakur though
>>571589932Loves' community members willingly pay for her and Kakehashi-kun's condoms
>>571590190I have always liked her hair (and the character herself) and I have always hated that outfit.
>>571589932Now who's the slut!
>>571590957It's the girl reading this.
>>571591006Curren looks like she's struggling to read...