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This one
Norn my beloved...
>>571603292Kitacutie
>>571603589finally one with the proper hair gradient
>>571603589I'd rather not have you in a thread I baked
>>571603626>>571603581>>571603601>>571603515>>571603505>>571603392Can you retards not bump troll bakes for one time
>>571603589How did your surgery go, chubby boy?
How do we slit troll bakers throat
>>571603716have you considered not making them
wahey>>571603693cute and tumtum>>571603748hopefully janny notices which is the normal thread but I doubt it
yep...pers?
norn porn
>>571603762
>>571603754I'm not the guy that baked it retard
>>571603716Sorry I dont have knowledge of every gacha character in existence. When I see a girl with furry ears and a tail I just assume it's an uma because this is the /uma/ thread.
Digitan LOVE
>>571603746i want to fuck biko
>>571603865I have only replied to people that recognised it wasn't an uma OP
>umama bakeSomeone proper bake
>>571603946But we love Umama!
>>571603865maybe don't bake then
my tummy hurts
How do we make the thread worse?
>>571603934I complained that it wasn't a Norn thread because it looked like MarchAll I know about Arknights is the porn
>>571603934Sorry I am too lazy to actually click on every post you cross linked.Yes I am retarded, you dont have to point it out
>>571603710I know that feel.
>>571603946But that's the heliosposter baking
Pls remember to drink enough water
stop talking about yeppers
>>571604028He's literally discord buttbuddies with umama
>>571604041Thank you Kris Sex
Trainer-san MANT run doko
>>571604079Proof?
>>571604109daily reset doko
>>571604152don't leply to idiots..
how do i be a thread celebrity like umama
>>571604041Thank you Kris S
>>571604109koko
i like umamusume pornography
>>571604109>did 5 borrows>all my runs were shit>still can't make better aces
>>571604109I did 3 today
>>571603946Umama you say?
>>571604184please reply to my discord msg
>>571604152Previous thread when heliosposter woke up and instantly mingled with umama after joining rooms
>>571604109Mindbreaking Curren as we speak.
>>571604189just be urself
>>571604260Again, proof?
>>571604345Hnng
I gave my trainee extra time off this summer so she could hang out with her friends but she got mad at me... don't kids love taking a day off?
>taking Mackie to a baseball game!>getting Mackie wasted on over priced beer!>getting kicked out of the venue by the 5th inning because Mackie started a fight!>having sloppy drunk sex in the parking lot with Mackie!>getting into an argument with Mackie at the house which leads to more sex!>making Mackie eat ALL of the eggs when we wake up!>Mackie!
>>571604345SNIFFFFFF
>>571604109Waiting for new day >>571603171
Do burger Umas also do concerts after winning a race?
>>571604341fih?
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally reallyr eally really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really love Stego.
>>571604406Post deck
>>571604109I did one Curren Chan run yesterday and it was horrible. How do you even train her in MANT?
>>571604389
>>571604353>>571562250>>571562385>>571562434>>571562552>>571562616>>571562763
>>571604396>>571604235
>>571604345>can see her butthole outlinehot
>>571604409Yes
>>571604503That's 2 threads ago and there were no rooms being postedAre you perhaps ESL
>I-I-IS THAT THE POSTPOSTER??????????? AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE IM GOING INSANEEEEEE
>>571604409yes but it's nigger rap and twerking
>>571604481That's the exact face she made.Should I have given her more breaks over the summer?
>>571604503one of these posts is from me lol
couldn't you niggas wait a little longer before schizoing out
>>571604581>>571604543don't bother leplying to a shitposter bwos...........
>>5716045432 threads ago then. Stop defending discord behavior
>having a conversation with an anon after racing them now means ypu are the bestest friends and have each other added on discordI guess we're all friends on discord then, wow
>>571604409ojisan, zoomers love dancing
>>571604617Why are you ESL and making shit up?
>>571604625can you be my friend please
>>571604625Yes now get online
>the only friend I have on discord is the guy that added me so I could gift him an umamusume account when I got rid of my alt
any idea on who to make my front gp
>umama being defended by her groups and friends That is actually so sweet and it's never been over for V
>>571604625This is true, I found my true love in /uma/ cm rooms
I didn't join a single room in like 2 days since I already joined too many and it's pointless now you dumbos
I don't know about you, but I'm glad I get to talk with my friends in /uma/
>>571604574buy two onsen tickets for her and a friend to go to
>>571604746What the fuck, I always join rooms but I never have any friends.
we need more tanukis
umama and V is the same person
>>571604742Scarlet
I've never, nor will I ever use Discord
>>571604791Sounds expensive but I guess it can't be helped...
umazing
>>571604858what IRC channels are you on
Hope someone also draws the newer Stego/Marche hugging too.
>>571604189Post your cock
So there's another avatarfag making a name for himself as "heliosposter" after a Sweepyposter happened.Why the fuck dowe have so many fags forcing to be a thread identify here?
which uma baby would you like to adopt
>>571604858I used it once almost a decade ago and I got doxxed I miss /ddlc/
>>571604886He's too busy posting on various BBS channels to know what IRC is
>>571604953she won btw
>>571604873>race fatigue>skin condition (double down)>mood down event
im the sweepyposter and i pout like this irl
>>571604959why are you making up names for no reason
Shakur torenas look like THIS?
>>571604467
>>571605007post vids of you getting corrected
>>571604959iirc that helios avatarfag started after umama posting became frequent
This game is cool and all, but I'm not coming back until-MANT is over-parent runs can be botted (by cygames' approved methods)
>>571605007The only sweepyposter I like and recognize is the indonesian one I enjoy bullying but now should be dead due to the heat wave because I haven't seen him posting in a while.
>>571605074Why are you responding to yourself
>postposting starts>postpostposting suddenly ramps upuh postpostpostposters uh postpostpostpostpost umm yuh
>>571605121same the SEA sweepy poster was funny
>>571605121he's sweepyporean not an indog
>>571605031we have one female shakurfagi doubt they look like that though...Unless?
>>571605045
>>571604858I have one because everyone I talked to on Skype as a backup because 8/v/ mods were being retarded per usual 10 years ago moved over to it
>>571605045>MLB kita/fine/fuku>ok whatever>MLB pasaBUHIIIIII
>>571603292HOW did the uma samma outfit get approved?
>>571605210>we have one female shakurfagUm proof?
How do you build Ardan in MANT if you can't race more than twice in a row with her
>>571604583>rival Gentildonna and Scarlet(and goldship when she removes her hat) in the prettiest girl department>>>>>somehow fumbling harder than falcoHow do you even manage that
>>571604959I don't mind him but the outright repeated use of the same images over and over is becoming annoying, much as like the NTRfag. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/448vTKVSRJNK1UcS9MoF8Q/https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/_wbD24rdcxM4bjSK-EpP3Q/
>>571605239Having MLB Pasa and MLB Kawakami is normal because those 2 cards were tied to core human rights banners.
>>571605239Filthy kitasan reroller...
>>571605239pasa was in the kita banner gwobwo...
>>571605305unlike Falco her onsen event is pretty good
I can't believe Glupshito said that to Plumbo in the discord call surely this is V fault because Umama would never. We need Badonkadonk to intervene or this will get out of hand and give more ammo to Yuanschizo
>>571605280Why is she upset here? That's a great joke
>>571605308You should unironically seek help or touch grass if you're in this thread so much you get annoyed by repeated images. I use these pictures too because they are reaction images.
>>571605308I literally see my post here because I saved that Helios reaction image too. Go outside and stop samefagging
>/uma/ - avatarfag and namedropping discussion general
>>571604658Sure dude post your discord account and I'll add you
>>571605305>somehow fumbling harder than falcoIt can't be that bad
>>571604742>>>>>>>1 blue grandparentsnigger use a good borrow
Is throne borrow worth it for a people who started playing the game late, such as myself? I don't own any MLB Speed SSRs that are/were free.
>accidentally double clicked guts instead of wit >20% failure rate>but get a success
why.............................. why not atleast ONE GW STARWHY
>>571605308You had a melty over this one last thread too and I'm not even him. I saved it and repeated the same ritual because it's fun. Unironically touch grass and find happiness globalturd.
>>571605546depends on what your deck is looking like and what your uma's growth rates are
>>571605305but enough about ramonu
>>571605486Only janny can save us now like he did before.
Interact with this post and Shiraoki-sama will bless you with good rolls and successful trainings
>>571604858Education institutions are using Discord over here
>>571605308>reaction images count as avatarfaggingthe fuck is this retarded /vt/ logic
cant we all just get along? like drawing your favorite uma in paint for the thread whens the /uma/ aggie
V was a samefag but umama group is real with how multiple anons keep eating baits to defend a single 'poster'
we need to get rid of Falco schizo
>>571605619I can't tell who's more dense between her and her torena-san.Both seem turbo autistic. Like they'd yell at me for jogging.
>>571605579because frontniggers deserve nothingget run over by horsesnigger
>>571605690Post proof of it, I don't care about your delusions
>>571605706Falco is literally poplar and she has 500 trillion fans
Discord clubs were a mistake
>>571605706I love falco pointing images
>>571605706This but unironically.
>>571605539that's just a ggp from dd + pp + gw + pto loopingi'm looking to grind for a gp with all those and some decent sparks but i'm not sure who to use
>>571605678I cant draw... I was always more blessed in the writing department. But I will gladly not engage in anything going on right now and simply post images of my beautiful brown wife if you think that'll help
>>571605678I like this Grass
>>571605764sis is a poplar tree
uh ohhhhhh postposter's friends are defending him from postpostposterrrrrrrrrrr
>>571605776NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T USE THIS THIS IS AVATARFAGGING
>>571605706This but unironically....aaand send
>>571605709Well Ramonu was the first to make an autistic wall between them so you reall can't fault the trainer this time
>>571605789Man I wish I could draw instead of write
sexo journey
>>571605706kys C*rren skank
Friendship with Tachyon and 5% chance of killing myselfOr threesome with Finemotion and Kitasan but lose the speed item I already set up
>>571605935you already used the item
>>571605785>that's just a ggp from dd + pp + gwBorrow the Kitasan from "jakalaka"I think the ID was 492140976623>playtime's overDon't bother, we're getting the gold version with light hello and also it's not as essential as the combo which means you'd want ignited wit
>>571605619Now I've lost it
>>571605305it's pretty easy actually
>>571605579nigger GW isn't even that important right now you want DD PP IW
>>571605935Do speed, it'll push you slightly closer into friendship training with Tachyon, plus you've used the item
>>571605980I KNOW I CAN KILL
>>571605935GAMBLE
>>571606008Oguri image doko
>>571605637grim
If curren is the cutest, then what is urara? urara gets pass for everything by just existing
>>571603292Uma summer!
>>571606008don't say no-no words it's rude anon............
>>571605976>>571606019>>571606032I GUESS I'm not killing myself today
>>571606024THE TRUTH EXISTS BEYOND THE GATE
>>571606073Once Bobo comes out GW sparks become a thing of the past
>>571605690not sure about the helios since i don't see him join rooms but the usual host usually reserves a spot for umama so they're mutuals
>>571606008>GW isn't even that important right now
>>571606154That doesn't help my Barbin
>>571605786>train your assigned uma for her whole career>perfectly shapes her body for running as effecient as possible>automatically made a huge sex machine of a woman body wih high stamina and power that can easily dominate you until you're dry>make her win the career>she finally decides to marry you and to live forever>you have now that hardly crafted body in your hands and she can shows it to you anytimeBeing a trainer isn't just about grooming, is about crafting the perfect woman that can carry your future generation.
Why aren't you using the Falco card? She gives you GW, PP, and 3 greens for this CM
Air Shakur lost URA tennosho spring (as well as most of her classic year races) despite having 700 stamina Can't believe you guys gaslit me into rolling for this useless bitch
>>571606347I am actually
>>571606352She's got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Why does V hate other known posters anyway? He keeps obviously samefagging this thread.
>>571605983Shiichitore my beloved.I hope we get another ultradense torena
>>571606352LITERALLY nobody recommended to roll brick shakur
>>571606352>he listened to women
>>571606453Verxina is going to strangle hers
can we have an uma named after kanye if we have one named after tupac
>>571606342remember that your uma's genes are gonna completely dominate yours, so all your kids are basically gonna be mini-clones of her
>>571606352
>>571606452unironically jealousy
>>571606495Yes but Kanye isn't dead yet
>>571606347Because I'm not a frontoid
>the bakushin card gives gw but the gold skill that I want is agemasen and I never get her better borrow finemotion because speed star is good too and finemotion can give nimble and is a decent wit card>agemasen anywayI'm so close to have a melty but instead I'll just give up the run.
>>571606452attention whore gonna whore
>>571606528My genes wouldn't lose
>>571606352blue juice > staminawhen will you learn
>>571606495Nyoppers but we have Eminem (x2) and LeBron
Super Creek is super cute!
>>571605859this. if she does eventually end up snapping like orfe, it is 100% on her
>>571606154Good luck on the 10 cms before then bro.Yes, I counted.
>>571606486Can't wait to see some highlights
Hmmm yes race fatigue is an absolutely nigger mechanicI should be allowed to race my horses to death if I want to
>>571606698Damn that's one cold Ch- I mean Festive cake
>>571606672Wife
>>571606698>snapping like orfeHuh
>>571606254>>571606073As a parent spark not as a skill
>>571606352>autist who is anti "for you">also a shitter>yeah imma roll for herwew lad that is all your fault because I know nobody >here would ever want her
>>571605983>>571606453>denseanon, that only applies if the uma is making any moves
>>571606696everyone is saying this
>>571606352Women being retarded and rolling for Shakur is understandable but a man doing it is not only retarded but you also deserve to lose.
>>571606696>Super Creek is super hag!ftfy
>>571607112Me and Stego anon (both males)
>>571606864
>>571607180Still not convinced he's not a woman.
>>571606698What's the context behind this
>>571606528>remember that your uma's genes are gonna completely dominate yoursh-hot
>>571607354senior year, christmas. tore tries to reminisce about his three years with ramonu, like in every other career, but then she goes and says that
>>571606528my genes would rape her genes
>>571607354what she's saying is "I never showed you any kind of affection why are you doing all this for me. It's because you love me, right?" but traina-san is too dense
>>571607432Holy fucking kek
the groove clan rises
>>571607224>>571606698Orfe's crashout was valid coming from a genuine autist and babied woman who had no sister, no friends, no trainer and got sent off to france and then fucking lose. She was lonely and on top of being lonely she had a foreign trainer dealing with her shit while she just wanted (you) around. But you sent her there with the hopes of the trainer being better than you are, despite the trainer not knowing ANY of her intricacies, and then she failed on the one thing she was sent out to do after doing nothing but winning leading up to that point. With you.
>>571606912Liar.I saw like 5 anons rolling her to max stars.
>Air Shakur is afraid of 7cmShe's not going to like my penis size...
>>571607476I would totally fold like a chair if some old woman like Ramonu tells me something like this.
>>571607567Yeah, it's great.
>orfe's trainer shipped her to france to get the BFC
>forced to shower every day due to excess sweat>forced to be topless all day even with a fan due to the heat>forced to run the Dirt Derby to get Fuji's star piecesI HATE THE SUMMER
>another bear fighteris it just common in japan for horses to fight bears?
>>571607740Many such casesSirius literally got fucked by BFC til she got mindbroken
>>571606154>Once Bobo comes outin fucking JANUARY, despite stating that groundwork sparks aren't important right now
>>571607787it's just because bears are so fucking cool
>>571607571>sending your trainee to France while you stay in Japan fucking ningen women like Aoitough
>>571607787Fighting bears is a Japanese thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8AhGrTdM1A
>>571607847Shut up Stego.
>>571607572uh, those were w*omen
If your breeding instincts aren't triggered upon seeing this smile you failed as a male.>>571607909
>>571603292I like these ones.
>>571607887Kiryu but trainerthoughts?
>>571606352>not waiting for the black parade alt
>V = NTR >Umama = Kitasan BLACKED >Sweepyfag = SEAIt all makes sense now
>>571608032that's bourbon's trainer
>>571607787Japan has been going through a myriad of bear attacks as of late, so anti kuma propaganda has been surging
>>571607572anon, those screenshots were stolen off of xitter, filenames changed to hide traces of it
>>571604813why is satono diamondo drugged
>>571607941>ai slop
>>571608012finally ogurin's TRUE rival
>>571608092typical yandere meme
>>571608154Think about it for a second, it does make a lot of sense
>>571608012teiobro could take him
>>571608229dia wouldn't
>>571607942what grown man uses emojis?
>>571608291it's only a meme,like the long tongue
>>571608363He wants to befriend them but he's autistic
>>571607617Bwo your tictac is 7cm away from her g-spot...
>>571608017Satonos cuteSatonos sex
Power falco ain't leaving my deck until wit boboI simply do not let inspos decide if my run is bricked or not
>>571608385i want to be sleeved
>>571608419isn't the g-spot usually just 3 inches inside the vaginal walls at most?that's like 7.62 cm. with a bit of anglng, even a microdick can hit itunless, that's just some dicklet gaslight to mindbreak dicklets with reality once a woman shows her disappointment while in bed?
>>571608012
nuked another c*rren todaydw, dancho, i'll make up for it with kingu fan runs tomorrow
>>571608535
Calstone Light O happy that Stay Gold is hitting the オ pose
>>571608486I like cafe ass
>>571607571This makes it seem like torena didn't want to go but wasn't it that irl her jockey wasn't allowed to go for some reason? Did cygames pin this on the trainer for some reason or am I missing something
>>571608662Never mess with Teiobros
>3* Blue>FUCK ITS GUTS
I wonder if trainers get insurance
>>571609550only if the trainee rapes him bareback. and it's mostly for the torena to buy morning afterpills for the uma
Mares!
>>571609550they get paternity leave
>>571609631moody bitch. i'm ending our contract. you can go find another torena to insult and call all those names
>>571609631>trainer lied (he is actually 21, fit, handsome and wearing a fat suit)
>>571609550Probably
>>571607354She is autistic and points out that even if trainer has thought about nothing but her for the last three years she had failed to reciprocate since her brain if full of racing.She directly asks if its because he loves her (trainer assuming its the special sorta autistic understanding of the word love that Ramonu has) which briefly trips up trainer before he says yeah, just like how she loves racing.She hits him back with his love should be more intense in that case, and when trainer tries to expand on it she stops him since they have came to an understanding.The entire interaction ends with her asking trainer to recite races to her in his own words while they have a christmas meal with eachother because she likes how trainer talks.She doesnt dislike trainer or anything, she is just one of our most autistic horse girls.
>>571609631
>>571609151Akikawa calls you in to tell you that a foreign trainer chose Orfevre to take on the L'arc, that the previous Uma who was supposed to go backed out. Because that other Uma backed out he chose Orfevre, probably because she was on a winning streak at home. But the caveat of that happening is you sitting on the backburner and letting the French fuck take the lead. You're given like 0 time to think about it because there's many people who would take the spot instead, but she at least givse you a chance to discuss it with Orfevere.Trainer has an entire inner monologue about how he wants to change the future (after Stego gives him some weird amulet he starts having dreams of future losses, and then strives to prevent them. You end up beating Gentildonna when you otherwise would've lost because of this). You think "Orfevre is perfect, so the thing that needs to change is me", so he goes off and stupidly decides to let the other trainer handle her.You go talk to Orfevre, and she gets straight to the point asking what he's going to do, and he says he'll entrust her to the Trainer. She even asks if he's sure, and he says yes. And because they've done so much, and she had full trust in him, she listens.But then loses. In her pure frustration she lashes out and pretty much explains why it happens, why she is frustrated at Trainer.
>>571607571>When Red Desires trainer tried to pull this same shit (her going to america without him to participate in the Breeders Cup with a foreign trainer) she got mad and refused to leave him behindSounds like a massive skill issue on Orfe's part.
>>571607571genshinfevre deserves it
>>571609715You're fucking sick in the head. What sick trainer would you have to be to ever think about impregnating his trainee and ruining her entire racing career on the spot. Fucking m*ids
>>571610015You know how people like to joke and go "haha, x is autistic!" Orfevre is GENUINELY autistic. Like straight up on the spectrum autistic. She is a very finnicky Uma and while she wants what she wants she leaves herself exposed to the people she cares about. Trainer being one of them, and she trusts his decision, made her beleive she could win, and that comes to bite her in the ass when she realizes she's out of her depth without him or Journey or any of her friends around.
ask any tanuki you guys want
>>571610250Topro tanuki
>>571610250nobody bounces like this
>>571610193but I never referred to my trainee, Dober don't tell me that....
>>571610193nta but no one said anything about impregnating trainees. Perhaps...?
>>571605394If the torena didnt get raped after calling her his queen then thats her fault
>>571610193>t. owner of a till the end of the world contract with her trainer
Calstone Light O mimicking Dream Journey
>>571610193maybe umas are like seahorses
>>571610193This is a mare moment.
>>571610250inari one tanuki please
>>571610070>tail between asschecksWrong, the tail starts above the ass.
>>571610250my dancho's cheeks bounce like this
>>571610567the ass is just that fat
>>571610339
>>571610407what?Dober is cute and clingy like that instead of being an angry karen who hates men?
>>571610327
>>571610772>>571610935hehe cutethx
ikuno... dictus...
>>571610543
>>571610250Don't worry I have my own
>>571611270I want to fuck a tanuki.
>>571610250still
>>571611084i thought she didn't care about "moids"?
>>571611018
>>571610250Can you kindly give us Royce & Royce tanuki, thank you very much!
>>571611147cute thanks
>>571610779Crazy right?(To be fair her trainer is like the only male she is more than comfortable around)Her christmas and Onsen events are particularly cute, she really cares about her trainer even if she bumbles through it.
>>571611137hehehe,,,,
>>571611270
NOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO FUCK DOBER
is this the closest uma we have to having touch kink?
I'm sleepy
>>571611498cute!!!
>>571611523Taiki? She really loves skin contact with you.
>>571611417>The stars here really are beautifulAre all Mejiro trainers like that?
>>571611564but not in the "almost cumming" sense i think?
>>571611636Anon, she isn't almost cumming in that image.
>>571611329
>>571603292See this? It may not be obvious just yet, but she is pregnant with my children. In 9 months, my wife here is going to give birth.
>>571611368
>>571611615Probably...Dobers trainer is really good at penetrating her defenses at the very least.
>>571611615No. Ramonu's trainer is a race otaku to their detriment, that racing is the most vital thing connecting them together.
>>571611854tits too small
>>571612173>Ramonu's trainer is a race otaku to their detrimentThis is legit probably the only reason he can get close to her and probably the main reason she comes to enjoy his presence though?
>>571611854I can break her
>>571611854mambo
>>571612369It's a blessing and a curse, yeppers.
>>571611952>>571612173>>571612173>all Mejiro trainers are perfect matches for their trainees Holy fuck desu wa
>>571612736the mejiro makers desuwa...
>>571612736The sex compatibility is off the charts.
>>571611759uma pregnancies are the same as horse ones, it's 11 months
>>571604189Spam join rooms and ERP in the thread. Also use the same umas for images so you become recognizable. Last, type like a flamboyant faggot.
>>571612736>all Mejiro trainers are perfect matches for their traineesIsnt it kinda implied somewhere that the three goddesses kinda tip the scales to bring the perfect trainers for specific trainees to said trainees or some shit?Or did i just imagine that in some feverdream?
the Mejiro name is extinct KWAB
this is me
>>571612736Mejiros (and Satonos to a worse degree) use breeding facilities to mass produce potential trainers to accomodate the future Mejiro needs, the ones that pass the rigurous mejiro trainer testing become trainers are and are brainwashed to not know this, the ones that fail become nameless Mejiro studs used for entertainment not only of Mejiros but also their allies, this is done at the Mejiro state and for Satonos they have an island.I have report that I plan to denounce to
>>571607224hot
>>571612968>three goddesses kinda tip the scales to bring the perfect trainers for specific traineesthey are ensuring a future for uma musume
>>571613370
>>571613548
Good enough for end xog attempts once throne comes out, I think.
>>571611451What's so... funny about "Ikuno Dictus"?
Onii-chan...?
Why is Shakur's event named "99 Problems" when according to google the phrase was apparently mentioned by Ice-Tea and JayZ but not 2pac?
>>571614175I have a vewy good fwiend in Twacen named Ikuno Dictus
>>571613781
>>571614490nigga, shmigga, they all look the same in japanese eyes
>>571614547
>>571612970Dober will outlive Doto
>>571611853TY
*drinks juice*
>>571614559
go outside, it's summer
>>571614965What kind of juice?
>>571612838If they had a boy then they would either be stuck for an extra two months, or have a regular timed pregnancy which is extremely inconsistent therefore they're simply pregnant for 9 months regardless of the child's gender.
>>571612970Uh huh yeah unlike Ri-OH WAIT RICE SHITTER NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO EVEN BREED BITCHES LMAO SINCE HE GOT MERCY KILLED ON THE TRACKS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH KWADH
do your nippon dahby forma de dirt run
>>571615765I know a doto post when i see it
>>571615939stop slandering Doto and Dotoposters
>>571615382I wonder is Maru gets to wear her old bikini in the next summer event story or she gets the boring school swimsuit as a stand in like all summer support card umas
>>571615931>ugly uma shardsEw no thanks
>>571615931what is flopji flopseki doing on DIRT
>>571616020maybe they should stop being so fucking evil all the time
>>571615931Fuji Kiseki needs to come here and give me a paizuri if she wants me to run dirt races DURING SUMMER.
I want an uma wife that does things without ulterior motives.
>>571615135
>>571615382I want to take her panty off and stick my cock in her cooch
Nnnh~
>Turbo>raced in multiple races above 2000m>long E>fraudyon>never raced above 2000m>long B
2nd year early junehow mid will the rest of the run be
>>571616681This guys logic is faulty. This kills the Ardan.
Make sure to pull Rickey if you plan on winning any dirt CMs for the next 5 years
>>571616715I don't understand
>>571616985Your race stat gains will go into stamina and you'll end up a powerlet/witlet
>>571616681
>>571615382But it's winter for me...
If your trainee accidentally got duped by Tachyon into drinking some weird serum and grew a horsecock would you help her cum if it was the only way to revert her back to normal?How would you do it? Stroking it for her? Frotting? Throating? Or letting her... you know...
>>571617264no pls
damn I got over a hundred borrows in a day
>If your trainee accidentally got duped by Tachyon into drinking some weird serum and grew a horsecock would you help her cum if it was the only way to revert her back to normal?>How would you do it? Stroking it for her? Frotting? Throating? Or letting her... you know...
>>571617304why does the trainer have a gayass earring?
>>571617529cattle tag from his uma owner
>>571617540marked by Cafe
>>571617529If she has a dick then she has a prostate, so I'll fuck her ass until she cums
Why can't you just think about normal things like what if Tachyon actually turned you into a hamster? Why does it need to be about cocks with you?
>>571617525And at the top, all June 22
>>571617614I don't want to be marked as the property of some poverty body tallflat...
>>571617210Her character story didn't do anything for me, I'll be skipping her for Zephyr
I JUST SAW ON TWITTER SOME VIDEO OF GRASS WONDER BEING BALLIN AS FUCKTHAT SPINOFF UMA GAME IS A FUCKING BASKETBALL GAME? GRASS WONDER IS BALLIN?
>>571617770it's not like you have any other choice
>>571617706>>571617529Can you please stop using Teio images that make her look like a joke
>>571616985wait this is the god run
>>571617304
>>571617983you can do it, gay man
>>571617983
>>571617210I already have Oguri/Taiki/Inari/Falco so I'm satisfied with my Group B Finals, thanks
>>571617770I always imagine Cafe being rail thin with visible ribs
>>571618025
>>571618191i want to breed her pussy attack
>>571617983bwo your WIT is low, time to spam it
>>571615382>>571617345Super Creek and Maruzensky should have threesome (with me).
>>571618292spamming seis pussay
>>571617818I wish this game wasn't fucking 45$ because I'd definitely ask to play it with some /uma/ bros instead of a jigsaw puzzle or whatever
>>571618406seiun's high PH pussy chesse
>>571617983Boy umas are cute...
>>571618546sei is a girl
>>571617983fun fact: getting medium S and nothing else is more important than all of this combined!
my wives
>>571616681>>571617304Flirting with Ardan!
>>571617818Any Uma can be balling in U.A.FOr not if you fail the training.
>>571618629good thing i got that tooim just happy i inbred her so much i got her main ult
>>571617983considering that's senior year you basically just need to relentlessly hit wit no matter what and speed once or twice during summerGood luck on your god-run anon
W-Wei!
No... Cygames please... I'm not a woman...
>>571618719
>>571618913
>>571618960Certified shakursister
>>571617818I got it on sale for my switch. Its fun for a steep discount
>>571618865It is genuinely so fucking over for Suzuka
>>571618865umas are so fucking sexyI love niges so much
>>571619391Suzu's body is perfect as it is
Merciless Queen for global when
>>571617818It's an overpriced collection of minigames but you play as umas.
>>571619614If she had fat tits and a big ass yeah
>>571619391I just have to massage her chest everyday
Surely this will be a legendary run...
>>571619771>evil orenji
>>571604406No med S so bricked
EEEH MAJI? OPEN RANK?
Suzuka took my hot spring virginity and I'll never forgive her for that
will MANT still be better for parent running when GL comes out?
so many good Kita fanart lately, I feel cygames is finally going over the two alts limit and she's gonna be the first one to get a third
>>571616985>>571617983eh it was aight ig she kinda dumb thoe
>>571620203Nyes, unfortunately. They dont rework how affinity works until the scenario after (assuming we dont get it early)
>>571619845>cheating on your trainee
>another server outage
>>571620203if they don't put the affinity update early then yes, if they do, then it isn't. you're waiting for URA 2.0 to make parents anyway
>>571620462I'm playing rnor dou you mean JP?
>>571620203I'm not spending 1 hour on a chance of a slightly better M*NTshit parent when i can just autopilot 3 GL runs
>>571619863which orenji is the good and the neutral one then.
>>571617818i saw that yesterday but i didnt save the link and want to see it again. do you have it?
>>571620203I'm just gonna run GL parents because my cope is that I can't make SS parents in MANT
segWEI
>>571619845Remember to only do 3 dates with her then dump her, 4th and 5th dates don't give energy only SP.
>>571620651SEXwei
>>571617818Fuku must have balls
supreme chud special cheeks in two days
HELIOS HATE
>no hammers on senior year at all>last shopfucking thanks I needed sticks to shove it up my ass! I'm doing this for you, Danchode, so you better send me those McQueen cosplay pics!
>>571615382It's winter here.I'm allowed to stay inside.
Thanks.
I had a dream where Mambo was in it, then I woke up and as my back shifted a long fart exited my body and I about shit myself.
lol
>>571618865Theres a sad irony to this image since maruzensky is about to retire from all competitive uma content forever and be replaced specifically by suzuka
>>571619107>>571618913Why does a bedridden hospital girl always get depicted as a BBW cowShe ain't getting ultra thick off hospital food
>>571615382Don't wanna go outside...
>>571615382Im 38 years old with half Grey hair and a not so impressive bodyNo woman on any beach wants me there, trust me
>>571619048>be ningen>love me some bball>practice to get professional>one day some qt umas from tracen come to watch me practice>they want to play, friendly match>sure why not>gonna go easy on them>they jump 6ft high>they go from one side of the field to the other in 1 second>I can't even shove them, they tackle me I fucking die>they win, they laugh, they leave>nobody watches ningen bball>uma bball have all the sponsorsI know that uma racing is the most popular but I wonder if humans can't into going pro in other sports because it's not that interesting to watch
>/vg/ dead>/vm/ dead>only online friends i have are just freaking the fuck out about deltaruneAHHHH IM BOREDDDD
>>571622593I'm in a run bro....
>>571622593What do you want to talk about Anon?
>>571622480Imagine getting dunked on by a 4'7" midgetI'd kill myself
considerfront cryers
>>571620598I lied, they are all good ones.
>Guy that went mia for 2 months returns and starts talking about how he's totally going to play the gameIf he doesn't (he's not going to) then I'm executing him on the 30th
>>571622593do you think danchou is gonna spare my ass if I told him I'm playing deltarune instead of uma? I haven't done a run in 2 days
>>571622921BasedImpregnate the oranges
>>571622480If I experienced this I'd HATE umamusume for life.
>>571622974neth... you won't do no nething...
>>571622909i like how /uma/ fucked over this gacha>their chance at having a viral meme named after their character speaki>uma was more viral at the time hence more people lurking here>gets renamed to cryer permanently
>>571622974Based
>>571622480>>nobody watches ningen bballningen women and hag umas exist
>>571621909Hopefully, this will stop them from sending their best horses to kill their momentum
>>571623002Im doing a run the night before and just leaving it 90% done and redeeming the next day.Its just one chapter of the game you can easily finish that in an evening
>>571622593Teiobros should do something together like
>>571622480Most ball sports need to you accelerate really quickly and also be very maneuverable with quick turns/jumps. I dont think uma musume would very good at it, it's a different skillset
>>571622909Hate cryersHate Tanukis
>>571623210more like @RAPE
I'm drawing
>>571623002If I was danchou and knew you were playing deltatroon, I would kick you on the spot
>>571623226get teio step'd, ningen
>>571623076I don't think anyone beside this general calls them "cryers" tho
>>571623239love tanukis
>>571623210Teiobros cant meet up; getting out of their chair and walking somewhere is asking WAY too much of bodies that massive
>>571623210Where's the Teio club?
>>571622480then just quitthe MANT "story" is about exactly this happening to the journalist ningen woman, she got mogged so hard at racing by umas she just quit and became an uma journalist because she still loved racingor she can work out and become super human like Aoi
>>571623349It's a litmus test for tourists
>>571622909I whip out my dick
PuppyChan
better designs than the official ones desu
Hate teioposters
love teioposters
>>571623349outsiders don't call them spiki either, they call her chowayo
this but the real teio
>>571623663RememberTo avoid the puppy stressBe your puppy best
>>571623670also old Orf
>>571623663Opened the thread and this was the first thing I sawYour timing is getting scary good
>>571623826This dance must be based off something, why is she looking back constantly
Tama is very fun.
>>571623163If you look at who JP is sending this year then all points to Yoshida mafia realizing that L'Arc expedition is stupid
Hello friends!!
>>571611417>To be fair her trainer is like the only male she is more than comfortable aroundLmao trainer's cock so good she can't even be mad at him
>>571624019I love Mejiro Ramonu, platonically. I love how she can love racing with all her heart, chasing after it like Icarus reached out for the sun. I'm filled with a deep envy for that love but admire it all the same.
>>571624234hi!
>med scheck>turf s check>learner hat checkLOADING DOGSHIT LOWROLL RUN WITH ABYSSMAL FRIENDSHIP GROWTH NIGGER TRAININGS NO EVENTS CHAINS NOT FINISHING AND DOGSHIT SUMMERSI HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS
I finally beat the game. Now what?
>>571624301I'm the same except I also want my face to be smothered by her breasts while I creampie her umanko
>>571624095Everyone loves the white lightning
>>571624318Saved!
>>571624395hate chiyono
>>571624416trainer wouldn't say this
foil kitchen guy hereit's consumerism timewhat am i buying to upgrade my kitchen
>>571624686The wood cutting board
>>571624686have you considered a tablecloth
>>571624560more tanukis here!
>>571624686>japanese knives made in """"asia""""I hope you can save money for the real thing because they're worth it.
Currently training late surger Ryan, should I take playtime over?
Stego cute.
>>571624686I'm glad you're getting rid of that knife. Get a bamboo wood cutting board and a zwilling knife set.
>>571625224ptocorner connoisseur if you want to have fun
>>571625224that is why you take that card, yeah
Which umas with bad sprint aptitude have a good unique for CM16?Got a bunch of sprint spark parents from preparing 2 aces and thinking of frankensteining the 3rd just becausePreferably pace chasers
>>571612173>>571612369at this point i wouldn't blame torena so much.Because how could you focus on racing if you have such stunning woman in front of you every single time.I'd be drooling and begging everytime, she would hate me to be so pathetic.
>>571625507
>>571625475
>>571625630Lewd, imagine running your fingers downward
>>571625630Pretty boy
>>571625516ramonu actually loves it when people beg pathetically
>>571625621She can't keep getting away with it
>>571625816proof????
>>571624929yeah i picked one kinda at random that's in the bezos sale>>571624951i eat at my desk usually so no>>571625110maybe>>571625359i heard bamboo cutting boards are not great
>>571626059Jordan would do this
I clocked the daily MANT run at 80 min
>>571626034
>>571625621oguri can't be sexy
>>571626484*elusive oguri cryer*dont shay that...
>>571618719Can you post this one with Almond eye >>571619048And this one with Kitasan
>>571624686>foil kitchen guy you just had to remind me
>>571626210Can't wait for 10 minute runs in GL
>>571626042i feel like a tablecloth would be much easier to set than a whole ass roll of tinfoil every time....
>>571626462>out of context pic
>>571626210I already burnt out but gained a new breath of life by downloading Hachimi. You know Hachimi makes things faster, Im doing MANT runs at 30 mins. I should have done this a long time ago
>>571626963does Hachimi works on the steam client or is it emulator-only?
>>571626942the context is literally that ryan wants to go out with her for her birthday but ramonu wants her to beg...
>>571627074hachimi edge works on steam that emulator only is the sweepy
>>571626621I don't have a Kitasan, sorry. She's managed to evade me.
>>571627134man, what a woman...
>>571626876well any liquids will just soak through the tablecloth to the countertop, which defeats the point of covering it.
>>571626210>MANT run takes one hour and twenty minutesanon, what the fuck are you doing? My MANT runs take 40-45mins, I can do 2 runs in the time it took you to do one. the hell?
>>571627134Ramonu really is a "If you really want it then you will do anything for it no?" uma...
>>571627134why is ramonu a bitch? that's her family
>>571627134ryan wouldnt actually say it it was her way to force it out
>>571626963I hope you didn't piggied before
Ryan deserved it
Just realized I have gold for everything but two CMs. I now hate dirt and longslop.
>>571625816>>571626462>>571627730
>>571628282who let ningens get inside the academy?
>>571626042A chestnut board would ultimately be better but I don't know your budget. Quality knives already cost enough but they last forever if taken care of
>10% failure and practice poor before debutyah know it's a shit one
>>571627702PC freezes for a few seconds every time an event or a race result appears on screen and also probably runs slower overall.
>>571628402>mfw I get 4 Dober alts and not summer Taiki
>>571623264
>>571628860Waow
>>571628860Cute!
>>571627134PLEASE PLEASE RAMONUDO YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT?I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT!
>>571628860Bigger
>>571628942Tickezo wouldn't swear
>>571628860Needs those buttons popping off
https://x.com/eternal_sign777/status/2069189333157024234/
5/5 borrows and all were complete fucking garbage fuck you fagchou Im not even doing my dailies today fuck this retarded rancid nigger game
god I hate those ugly fucking tanukis
good day!today has been super productive so I'm happyhope everyone is doing well
god I love fucking those beautiful tanukis
She just makes me melt.
post something cute
>>571629886
>>571630037those thighs are so meaty
>>571630173ai LOVE
>>571630037
Fuck ass eyes
>>571630313>>571630382bum
do I train this or run the dirt derby
>3 great runs in a row>no medium S
>>571630513Trainhow are you going to win a medium dirt G1 in classic year with curren?
>>571630513curry dirt?? basednormally I'd G1 here but triple wit is too good to pass up, same with friendship on your speed cards so this training is especially valuegood stuff
>>571630658if curren can run in turf how hard it has to be to run in dirt
>>571628860Draw my face in there
>>571630915fat chuds
>>571630915I can see why Suzuka's leg snapped
>>571630727what is cum bucket doing???
>>571630915You have two scales, who do you bring back from a BMI over 20?
Cristiano THE GOAT is back
Stop trying to make me want to fuck Almond Eye
>>571628860Ichiban!
>>571630915It's Umama with V. Now I know why V has to get a surgery
>>571605634
>>571606814
>>571631386
Angling on xog is pretty good, the proc window is pretty big
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>571632264>>571632201yeah plus there's not anything else you really want so will pivot to that probably
>>571632264where is rickey going
>>571632264she looks like an elementary school teacher
bokumanko love
Keep trying to make me want to fuck Almond Eye
>>571632643okay!
>>571632597>an umamusume with a human ear fetishsounds like something blast would be fascinated with...
>>571632959she started
>>571632801so soft...
Cafe love
>>571631161kek
Real talk, is Swimsuit Gold Ship a whale pull? I love making debuffers and she's in every TT but from what I gather that's because you only need her as a parent and she's not that great as an Ace. So you only need her if you enjoy parent farming, you could otherwise just go to the DB and try to find parents for your TT horses. For CM I should just build grass wonder or cheeleader nice nature for dominator and then inherit Adventure of 564. Did i get that right or is there something else I'm missing?
>>571634279yes, you got it exactly rightshe's a paid ticket uma I wouldn't pull for her, but if you have nice savings you can go at her
>>571634279Why don't you pull her just because she has huge fucking tiddies?
>>571634279Literally worthless outside of inheritng her unique, yeah. Nice outfit though
Rov love
>>571634782I need to fuck this Uma with my true love dick.
>>571634782rushed...
YEAH JUST BRICK MY SHIT UP IDCIT DOESN'T MATTER IF THIS IS FOR SPRINTIT DOESN'T MATTER IF SHE GETS MORE THAN AROUND 450~ STAMINA HER UNIQUE JUST STOPS WORKINGI NEED THAT EXTRA SURVIVABILITY BRING IT ONPOUR IT ON MEWOOOOO
I want to be hugged by Stego.
>>571635024rip bozo
33813562Leo
>>571635024Have you ever completed a MANT run with less than 500 stamina?
Dia love
>>571635295I am suffering & you're laughingYour dacchi is in PAIN & you're just LAUGHING How could youFor shameJust sick CruelInhumanNot rightNOT RIGHT AT ALL
>>571635481Why yesYes I have
Pop QuizWho do these ears belong to?
>>571635924rightyou can just not buy the stamina notes/manuals/scrollsI didn't think of that
>>571636014guessing finemo cuz no ear ornaments
>>571635598
>>571634564because I already have Super Creek and Maruzensky
>>571636014brian
>>571636014Tsuyoshi?
just did 5 MANT runs in one sitting
>>571635598>meet parentsthey already gave you their blessing in her story, though.
>>571636478did you get a good ace or parent?
>>571636243>>571636424>>571636435This one was absolutely unfair. But I just wanted an excuse to post her bare ears.
>mfw if losing, win
>>571634279uma pulls are like 15k on average nobodys going to call you a whale for having itif you like it just pullpersonally I'm pulling it because it's the second most erotic uma in the game after base gentildonna
>>571636597
>>571636606sexy beast
ALRIGHT FINALLY GOT MY SECOND ACE WITH MEDIUM S, TIME TO GRIND OUT A THIRD, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>571636597>Bouquetd'or earsMuh
>>571636014Tosen Jordan
>>571635598Big love even>>571636275>Motonari MoriI did not expect that
>>571636705your debuffer, gwochacho?
Someone from /v/ma joined my public room... and we both lost to an edenfag
>>571636780no space on my team for a debuffer. orange 1 and orange 2 are the slingshots for orange 3.
Dia rape
>>571637015cutie
>>571632264I need ricky to save me from my roll blueballingI haven't rolled since kitadia
>>571605579same…
>>571636997Kill yourself
>>571636835Oh wait I know that guy, he's a huge princessfag. He has the best princess in global according to hakuraku.
>>571636997cute wolf
>>57163699740yo woman in the middle
>>571636835I heard vma does NOT play the game
>>571605579>still farming medium parentsgwochacho we're now farming RESTRAINT parents, get on with the times
>>571636571nyo
>>571637462No need to drag that discussion here
>>571637462>that OPOh, so they're the ones trollbaking us. Cool
Matikane
>>571636742>Motonari Morialso in mexican style
is fantasy pasa good as late on dirt tt
>>571637462I mean, it's pretty much the same as in /uma/
I'm down to 60 clocks
>>571637462they're just like us, then
>>571637843It's TT it doesnt matter. Use whoever you like
>>571637912>projecting paul
>>571637843fantasy pasa is basically never good
https://discord.com/invite/VVGcUFcHt
>>571637972My name is Jessie
>>571637975she gives me a boner tho
>>571637912I finished the event early
Is Umama fat
>>571637972>dotoposteri'm reliably informed that you owe me sex
>>571638080>jesting jessie
>>571638080Jessie, we need to cook, Jessie
>>571638132only her butt, tits and thighs
>>571637752>posting the pedo
>>571638080oh look its 'jecting jessie again
>>571638208>western artist >buff woman Faggot
>>571638197>ugly umama
>>571636997SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>571637462I went to their thread after last thread because I was curious and honestly found it really good. I found really good advice and discussion. Only thing i don't like is some guys seem very autistic about rules
>>571638404>obsessing oliver
>>571638548>ugly tomboy
>>571637752me on the right
>>571638491Better than this thread with the constant avatarfagging and off topic Uma posting.
>>571638620They're the ones behind it lol
>>571638590>contrarian automaton
>>571638548>fuckable big tiddy tomboy
>>571638548cute freckles
>>571638507>urinous umama
>>571638548I like her but she didn't show up in my rolls
>>571638706>defending boyuma
two gold inspiration events with zero style sparks award
>>571638382No uMatter of fact, its a travesty that the game doesnt have actual muscles. Ryan, Kita, Donna, etc. would look so much sexier if they were buff.>"torena, i got nice biceps">arm model looks just like any other character
>>571638801>wrong william
>>571638848>>571638848>>571638848
>>571638620>off topic UmaNo such thing wtf
>>571638890Uma not in the global server are off topic.
>>571638872>Right Ryan
>>571638813Please proceed faster to the long series of psychiatry sessions OR single successful suicide attempt that will correct your disorder
I just dont understand why we constantly have to namedrop people and force them into every conversation. If you dont like someone, why not just... ignore and not mention them?
