Previous: >>571580098>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSMay 21 Upscaling Support https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/666114279352566049May 21 Warhammer 40k Legendary Warbond Announcement: [YouTube] HELLDIVERS™ 2 x WARHAMMER 40,000 Partnership AnnouncementJune 5 Planet Warfronts, Ship Upgrades, Progression Changes https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548946858>LATEST PATCHESJune 16: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951May 29: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/707773210124354385May 9: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548947961
>crashing?unequip the fucking supply frv skin
>Steams down edition
A big reason why I don't like the Illuminate is the Cultists. See, the Illuminate as they are now, look fine. But, when you compare them to the Cultists (who look better in every conceivable way), then they look shitty. Very shitty, amateurish actually.
>>571685907Soon™
helloooooowhere is warbond?
>>571686216>>571686038
>>571686216Sw*dish government added 30 more days to the month of June so Narrowhead could still say their roadmap is on schedule
>>571685787I didn't change it and the game is still crashing way more than usual
>>571686441ok thanks for sharingthere's a specific crash that keeps wiping lobbies and it involves the frv skin
We knew they'd delay it until the last possible dayYOU knew itWe WARNED youThey do it literally EVERY TIMEAnd you still PIKACHUFAEC.BMP??
Dive *clap* On *clap* Yed *clap* Prior *clap* To *clap* Save *clap* The *clap* Kids *clap* You *clap* Dumb *clap* Chuds
weird tranny obsession with children
>>571687653It was painful to read that. Therefore I will refuse to obey.
>>571685907I just think the Illuminate mech suits look like shit. They're also too large for entities that spawn as frequently as fleshmobs.
>save the kids on maintenance dayi honestly hope it fails so sloptubers and trooncorders realize how they aren't a mouthpiece for a vast majority of the playerbase
>I really hope a charity event fails
>>571687931Yes and?
>>571687931if you need a video game to be charitable then your sovl is lost
they're getting the money anyway calm downi don't want anything to happen on the map is all
Lobby doko
Did warriors always two shot before?
hm where is this yed prior charity event shown in-game?
>warbond delayed>skitarii flopped>payday 3 existsNUKE SWEDEN
>>571688718>>skitarii floppedtl;dr?not that it's a big surprise, the core gameplay of darktide still sucks balls>what if we made L4D2 but gay and retardedlmao
>>571688718post like these need to be raped
>>571688672no most enemies did way less damage
>>571688718bow down to your Swedish superiors worm
>>571688672in light armour yes. medium armour should survive with a tiny sliver
>>571688762It didn't, its the most successful class in darkride history
>>571689117to be fair not counting ogryn and psyker, what recognizable classes are there>guy with a gunok>cop???>lil peep????????it was bound to be """successful""
This is an amendment appreciation post. Thank you for your time.
>>571688672Bugs have an uncanny ability to deal damage to your head hitbox which does critical hit damage. I think its swede jank + the downward slash they do.
I am a spear enjoyer and always have been. I am pleased to announce that a spear rocket to each of a Vox Engine's main cannons will kill it and is more efficient than aiming for the main body.
>>571690419Yeah they all slash downwards and all but the smallest bugs are easily tall enough to hit your head. The 3rd person perspective distorts your perception, basic warriors are the size of tigers.
>your favorite factionEasy>your favorite primaryTrash>your favorite stratagemCrutch>your favorite animeShit>better pizzaPapa John's
>>571687653Who are you raping?
>>571687931I hope lots of money gets raised to help children.I hope the in-game aspect Hosted by Commissar Kai & Friends flops hard.
>>571691181>Papa John'sWeird way to spell Red Baron
Vox engines are like leviathans. You are supposed to avoid them and not directly fight them. Think of them as more like a stage hazard. Please take a moment to understand game design before you complain about it.
Poor bait
Im playing the game with the cooler cyborgs
Theres something I really like about the community """event""" just going completely ignored. Doubly so that its being spearheaded by Arrowhead dick cleaners
dont worry dudes appropriators will get moved off the desert biome theyve been on for months any day now
>>571692560I literally had no idea it’s going on except from this thread. No info in-game, no discord announcement, only saw its progress on the fucking companion app lmao
>>571692349>Rogue Trader>Mechanicus 2>Darktide>Dark Heresy Genetor ladyCyborg bros are eating well
>>571686441>>571685787I can't play with pubbies since they keep crashing the shit.
The save the kids stuff is in the discord. You are all deliberately obtuse and avoid the discord so you wouldn't know that.
>>571693105>You all deliberately avoid the discord
>>571693105The only reason that I ever have to visit that discord is to get patch notes.
>>571687653It doesn't matter because that's rigged to lose.
I could listen to the sound effect of melee punching bugs all day long. It's my ASMR.
>>571692207>Casually deletes 2 of them from 300 meters away with my spear.Not fight them? Nigger, please. I build around destroying them on sight.
>>571692207Vox engines are easily killed with gattling barrages, OPS, HMG, silo, and leveler. Strafing run fucks them up too.
Vox engine nerf ruined borgs. They're not even fun anymore.
>>571692207>runs under it then kills it with six (6) shots from a senator and one (1) frag grenadenothin personnel, stage hazard
>>571687931>Hoping a charity fails and doing nothing>Sabotaging a charity and destroying the persons lifeWe are not the same as those troons.
>Two level 150s taking 20 minutes to take down the fortress all while draining reinforcements It would be an RR cuck
>>571694729
Why the fuck do cyborgs aggro across the map. You can't fucking avoid their detection.
>>571695737have you tried shooting the hordes in your horde shooter
>>571695030>>571694294>>571694109You have all been tricked and proved exactly why the leviathan is actually a stage hazard. You can't easily kill it with mundane means like a vox engine. Now you must admit the swedes were smart with the leviathan design.
Remember to do your part and vote for the DSS to move to defend Matar Bay after Blistica is liberated rather than moving to some planet arbitrarily picked by a youtuber and reddit ballwashers
It's all your fault we have nothing by the wayif arrowhead had the money STOLEN from them by SC cheaters they wouldn't have to push things back
>>571696517Leviathans are stage hazards and that's ok. Voxes are just an ordinary superheavy to delete on a whim.
>>571696517>>571696868sorry you're gonna have to share this (you)
>youtuber fixated on childrenmany such cases
>>571693105Wow as if it's not on them for only communicate through discord despite numerous promises of improving communication or something
>pedophile projecting their fetish onto other people
>>571685787>>571686441I was having constant crashes, but I fixed it by deleting the Helldivers 2 folder in my appdata folder.
>warbond delayed>no information for how long it will be delayed
no lobby huhniggers
Save. The. Kids.DIVE ON YED PRIOR YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! LISTEN TO COMMISSAR KAI!
mmmm nyo
go to that world and ask kai to fug you
>Vox engines nerfed>Sloptuber event on a bot world with borgsThey nerved vox's so the sloptubers shit loadouts wouldnt get rolled
You're winning this MO with more than 48 hours to spare. I'm forced to punish you little assholes for not playing this MO the way I wanted you too. Expect part three to be full of distraction attacks, distraction strategic opportunities, and LOTS of rigging. You have insulted me and I won't accept it.
>>571700110So business as usual?
>>571700029Didn't ck get added to some balance test team or something.Holy fuck it's all coming together now.
>>571700110I’M NOT PAYING THE IZZAT TAX
>>571689075whats wrong with them?
>4th player joins>game freezes and crashesThis is the second time this has happened
>>571702206Something to do with new car skinsSame thing is happening to me
Idk how people get so filtered by FRVsI just tap the gas around if theres rocks in the way Do gamers really think you mash the pedal down at all times to drive?
>>571702997plenty of neets who've never had access to a motor vehicle in thread
>>571703067I understand the swiglet code where a wrong pixel makes you explode but that just makes me extra cautiousEven if theres nothing in the way for a stretch I'll still tap my foot a little and let it coast
>>571702997>Do gamers really think you mash the pedal down at all times to drive?Yes. It reminds me of people who say driving in first person in Cyberpunk sucks and the video is them never letting off the gas or slowing around turns and flipping the car.
>>571702997>There are anons itt that have NEVER putt putt'd around on ATVs or dirt bikesIt's enough to make a grown man cry
>>571702997Throttle control is a mystery to most drivers irl
>>571703304To be frair everything in cyberpunk is SUPPOSE to suck shit!jkjk>>571703412We're losing recipesNot even a slow casual guided ride in an empty parking lot with their pops
>>571702997Mariokart and GTA has done irreparable damage in videogames.
>>571703806GTA 4 had nice, weighty vehicle handling.
>>571703304Tbf the brakes practically didn't exist when it launched>t. Fell for it
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245011662093
>not only warbond delayed>also not even a warbond trailerok what are we supposed to do now?
>>5717059372/4
>>571705962Complain about the swedish menace and post lobbies
>>571705962Do what we always doTell tall tails and sing our whaling tune
>>571693105It’s not in the general announcements channel, it’s not in helldivers 2 announcements, it’s not in the high command dispatches, where the fuck is it? Their twitter account of something?
>>5717059373/4
>>5717059374/4
>>571702997>tfw forgot to disengage the handbrake for the first timeI only drove some 2km before noticing, but I feel old bros..
Wtf I actually had fun playing bricks against borgs
>>571700029>fixed vox engine turn arc so it does not block the ventnice, thats great...>also nerfed its hp>and canons >and armor>and speed>and hard capped at 3>also buffed 120/380 barrage ;]who the fuck asked for this? seriously who needs a bitch slap?
>>571709657I did
>>571709656As it turns out, brick missions are fun when the enemy has numbers and actually tries to break your defenses
Bricks is fun because I can bring bullshit like the giant bubble shield
>>571709657Me. No I will not lower the difficulty D10 should cater to me
>bricks is funthe absolute state of hellshitters 2
>Play other FPS games>Have to retrain my muscle memory that I dont need to wait for a retarded reticle to stop flying around before I can shoot straightHelldivers 2 actively makes you worse at other games
I want to have straight gay sex with a soft femboy that would shout helldivers lingo while riding me
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245019733613/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>571713395Dutch straight aryan moment
>>571713346>"SWEET LIBERTY MY LEEEGG!!">Voice 2 enthusiastic mirth>"What about here?">""Here?">"FEELS GOOD!"
>>571709657i did because all of those things made them extremely annoying to deal with while also not necessarily being a problem in a vacuum>what do you mean you don't want a 50k HP factory strider spawning in every other patrol up to 6 at once???
>>5717133951/4.
I like the leveller but I feel like a wet bitch when im in between cooldowns waiting for my "kill everything" tube
>>571713395Sorry W1 i will join your lobby in 1-2 hours
>>571705937ggs
>>5717133952/4.
>>571713579I mean they die instantly to a gattling barrage and we're fun as fuck dropping 5 at a time on flags or extract. If you injected credits you can just 1-2 pop them with the crutch trifecta: ultimatum, leveller, thermite. BY OUR POWERS COMBINED skill issues
What's the plan here? I recall this planet was nearly taken last month.
>>571705937>>571714551kek
>>571715157It was just the city bonus. Bugchasers wasted it. Again.
>>571705937
>>571716152wtf happened here
>>5717133953/4.
>>571716586flacid leveler
So, now that bufftards absolutely raped vox engines,what is next on the chopping block?
>>571717149Scavengers.
>>571716152leveler shoots straight at 0:02, readjusts because you moved to the right as you shot it. a victim of swedish netcode
>>571717149Nerf flying Oversaars again
>>571713395FVLL.
>Limited to 3
>>571717149I'd say warriorsThey have an animation that can instakill you if you're stationaryI'm not sure if they apply headshot multiplier damage but that's probably why
>>571717149they should nerf gunshipsI am more scared of 4 gunships than 2 vox engines.they absolutely rape everyone right now.
content doko
>>571717680sorry, best I can offer you is autistic SEAF-chan
>>571717840*throws the retard absorber at her*
>>571715143yes i know how to deal with them, i just don't think having two stratagems be the sole way to deal with them in any reasonable amount of time or resources spent was in any way good design
>>571714551>shoot down gunship as it is sliding towards your direction>it falls in your directionI mean.....
>>571716586he slipped off the rock he was standing on
>Literally did it a day ahead of scheduleSee, bugchasers? Just play the game.
>>571718798this makes the Portuguese monkey shit his pants
>Just play the- ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
brehs lobby DOKO
sex with terminid ladies like this
>>571718978Just press E on your keyboard
gta 6 cover lady robutt send post
kill yourself send post
>>571719308
>>>/trash/
return to /coopg/
https://files.catbox.moe/0q243v.jpg
Generate robutt snuff ryona
>>571719037just so it is said WOULD
>>571717634Not sure how gunships have not been hard nerfed because they have no spawn limit and spawn per player per gunship fab just like stalkers
The halt is so fucking bad holy shit need to basically barrel stuff everything to get decent shots inWhere are my choke options AH???
>>571719030steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245030414849/76561198452730369Diff 10 bots against the heat>>571719037Needs massive orange bush anonbush should peak out far above the panties
>>571719037wtf why did I get hard looking at this?
>>571713395>UpdateGGs.
dead threaddid the warbond delay really kill things that much?
I did all this medal grinding and PO chasing for nothing!*cough*
>>571721947pretty much and the new free frv can only entertain people so much no much reason to keep playing
>>571722049guess im gonna start solo and hope I have enough people to do defense mission after
>its crashed 20 seconds after mission startYeah I can tell why its dead here
>>571719037where did you find this pic?Did he make it just recently?
>>571722571its already overpowered to hell and back, we don't need this.
I want a scope on my throwing knives
dead game dead general
>>571709657None of this is bad. Voxes were terrible implemented as per sweedish standards. Now at least you can deal with them when they spawn plus watever else comes along. before they were just a massive and constant resource vacuum.
>>571721947Yeah, you're forgetting that like 90% of this game's fanbase only really plays it to consume slopbonds.no new content = nobody playing The ultimate curse of live service.
>>571724613I mean duh, the game's been out for over 2 years. If the developer doesn't keep jingling the keys regularly players will wander off to other games, this is live service 101. You need to actually provide the service instead of going on vacation again.
>>571724337Well they were immune to eagle strikes because the map was filled with AA spawnsBut when you can just throw eagles at them they really were not very strong. Also nothing should be spawn capped at super helldive. It's supposed to be the hardest the game gets.
>>571705937kino
>>571724928I mean, it's also because the game just isn't fun or engaging enough for most people to play beyond new content drops. Which is a fault of their GMs and Galactic War design.
>>571722453Clear your shader cache my dude. Its the same shit every update. If it crashes in your lobby some retard touched the vehicle menu which crashes the game for everyone lol
>he plays CGW
The problem, and HD is set up seemingly to address this, idk why it isn’t the case; is that you have no control over missions, world, and seed choice.They need to release a simulator mode where you can dive on any planet with any seed and any mission parameter. My guess is they won’t do this until right before eos for some reason. My guess is they want to literally flesh out every planet and release every enemy type before they give you control of your own personally orchestrated intergalactic war etcI honestly don’t hate the current meta of there being a objective front everyone’s a part of, but I’d also enjoy joining random fail state worlds created with the games assets by retards, or a dungeon scenario where every super destroyer can garrison its own “pocket fief” dimension lore wise that you could construct and people could sightsee>tldr you could probably get retards to pay a lot of money to make an official creative mode like so many games do.You can even put kiddy rails around it like the latter example if you don’t want people creating fighting and invading their own and each others galactic wars
>>571722571What would the cr-9 suppressor look like in sequel, is this it?
>>571726389>My guess is they won’t do this until right before eos for some reason.Your expectations are way too fucking high. The Swedes would just EOS it with the Galactic War permanently frozen, blocking access from most planets that people actually want to play on (Hellmire would open of course).
>defense missions with the cyborgs actually pushed us into the inner gateFinally had fun for once.
The game is dying because arrowhead nerfed us again
>>571701939Massive ego makes them think they are above talking to other people despite taking the same bus as them.
>>571705937firework engine
>>571727395Anon no, the schizo's gonna have a melty and start shitting up the thread again.
>>571726829Even if they do that, they could still “personalize” the (possibly inter)galactic war: just reduce the front and scope to adjacent planets only. You hold the line or are forced to reset>my little dark age update: planetary management editionrts retards would buy just that aspect alone without ANY kind of feedback into the greater community or gameplay aspects
>>571727165I don't get this memeI've not seen a single player nerf since they fired their original game director (who was right btw when he nerfed the railgun)
>>571727928the railgun was only OP because of bugInstead of fixing the bug they nerfed the railgunThen they fixed the bug later but didn't buff the railgun for ages so it was shit tier for a good whileAHs incompetence is amazing
>>571727928ok glazediver
>>571728195>glazediverhello rapefugee
why must every general have a autistic schizo having a meltdown
Alright hellchuddies, you liberated blistica a full 2 days ahead of schedule. Bravo bravo, well done, HOWEVER! You still need to liberate yed prior and then clasa to save the kids! You can't just ignore the community charity event with so much extra time like this.
>>571727928I think these guys just keep resubmitting their reviews over and over, but haven't touched the game since launch.Now there are reasons to give it a negative review, but it's definitely not (player) nerfs.
>>571728195The Raped
herro. I chinese. i no understand community. i dive where i want.
>>571728515Most of the time, it's multiple generals sharing the same schizo. See Flutefag as an example.
narrowhead has a a monkey paw grunk fantasy fetish, they had gold but they snatched copper from the jaws of the lighting bottle
>>571729036raped redditor melty
>>571727165>>571728195>>571729036>hears minor criticism>has a meltdown
>>571729036>>571728195>>571727165>picsTRVTH NVKES
>>571729036>>571728195>>571727165All of them are 100% correct btw
Please. Just go dive on Yed Prior and save the kids for charity. It's a good cause to support and you can have fun with the community while doing so. Commissar Kai has a video explaining it.
>>571729036>cinematicalI don’t take brown opinions seriously, sorry
>>571729505
>>571729505No. I will dive Zzaniah until we take it or it’s lost again. Trannysar Kike tongues my anus.
>>571728729Not sure why you'd do that. Steam auto hides and filters out shit reviews and has done for a few years now.At no point has the player been nerfed and they really need it to keep controller faggots out of D10
Steam reviews are an infinite source of shitposting
>Steam reviews infinite source of shitwell yeah...
>>571730129this shit has to be bait
>>571729505>CIA plant charityDonating to your local children's hospital is a thousand times more effective AND the money would actually go towards the cause
>>571729496the vox engine got nerfed into the floor along with war striders and leviathan and everyone else
>>571729505>save the kids for charityIf kids are brown - SHAN'T be divin'
>>571730584I think the only unit in the bot roster that HASN'T been nerfed is the fucking dropships, if they count.
>>571729505>play our game and save the kids!!!AH is getting truly desperateWhat's next? A weapon customization overhaul? Increased SC drops on higher difficulties?
>>571730785god that fucking blows man, vox engine is literally nothing as for threatening now and they still haven't fixed the glitches where he spawns on top of buildings or materializes into thin air right in front of you, fucking hell man
AH should never have done that saving kids thing in 2024
>be arrowhead>release broken unfinished enemy that is dogshit to fight against>instead of trying to fix the enemy, they just nerf its stats into the ground so it gets one shot by a support weapon or red>repeat ad nauseam
No handouts. The kids can save themselves, and if they can't that's just Darwinism.
Go ahead AHSave the childrenYou can't unbomb the others
>>571731703obsessed
>>571731606>just nerf its stats into the ground so it gets one shot by a support weapon or redthis is what the people want though?
>>571731981The 'people' are retarded. Never has there been more of a confluence of retardation matchmade in heaven with this community and developers.
>>571731981I mean when the options are>giga tanky enemy that's spammed like it's a hulk and shits out endless ragdoll attacksor>not so tanky enemy that's spammed like it's a hulk and shits out endless ragdoll attacksIt's pretty clear what's more fun
>>571731981
Every dead cyborg is a dead swede's self insert.
>>571714551so i see the completely dogshit ass ragdoll of dropships is STILL not fixedthis bug is present since THE FUCKING LAUNCH BTW
>>571718446retard
any of this fixed yet?
Just read Jason Mamoa is no longer the lead for the HD film.How much do you wanna bet we're getting The Rock instead?
>>571731981Pretty sure thou who know how to hold yourself together in the game on difficulty 10 want the opposite, I don't even mean to be rude but why not just do all that stuff for a lower difficulty? make those changes on d7 or d8 or something
>>571733037keyboard input lag is purely a shit computer issue.lower the graphics quality settings and turn vsync off
>>571731314I'm still annoyed that they nerfed Rocket Devas into the ground when they weren't even that dangerous in the first place.Even the basic troopers are more dangerous than them now.
They should make rewards on D9 and D10 exactly the same and make D10 actually hard like no vox spawn caps.This way, dadgamer normies have no reason to play D10 because the rewards are the same, and people who want an actual challenge will play on D10 for the love of the game.
>>571733173His ego is way too big to wear a helmet or die in the movie at any point
>>571733173They'll all be full helmet faceless actors dubbed over by the Teen Titans Go cast
>>571733463>This way, dadgamer normies have no reason to play D10 because the rewards are the sameIsn't that exactly how it was when they first released D10, and the dadgamer normies were crying that their "suffering" wasn't "properly rewarded"? (and that they refused to play on D9 because D10 existed)
If Super Earth got their hands on a gene seed, what would they create?
Does gas do anything to Fleshmobs and Harvesters, or are you better of just using fire?
>>571734123Biblically General Brasch (real)
Sorry chudsI deserve to play on the hardest difficulty AND not sweat while doing itI have a life outside of video games unlike YOU
>>571734123Something really dumb like a Super Iguana so it can eat bugs alongside us but we just create the 4th faction of Super Reptiles
>>571734219>fleshmobsworks, though mostly just makes them flail aroundGas grenades and mines are great for dealing with them + the voteless>harvestersgas does nothing
>>571734219Fleshmobs yeah, not sure about Harvesters. If you're wanting DOT go fire, but gas will keep Fleshmobs from running you down while you focus something else.
>>571734272how bro felt writing that
>>571734123They'd likely be similar to Deathwatch or Raven Guard since they are deployed in small teams and consistently behind enemy lines. And with the religious fervor of Black Templars.Now the more interesting question is what would their Primarch be like and why would it be literally General Brasch
>rapes a cyborg in 2 hitsAll in a day's work.
>>571734889>explosive meta
Joel launched the next MO without even a slight break. Those kids are fucked
>>571735206If they didn't want an explosive meta they wouldn't keep nerfing enemy armor and hp and spawn rates and buffing explosives
>>571734123Ultramarine Strain (Terminids)>blue>spongier>heavier armour>entirely composed of Big warriors, Small chargers, and Tiny bile titans (all roughly the same size) >only trait of the strain is that medium pen is mandatory>the jeets that they outsourced it to give the models fish features because they're retarded and read "marine"
