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which boss is going to be nerfed?
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
miss my nigga papyrusmiss him so much
Oppan Soulelle style
Soul sex with Spamton
UNSKIPPABLE RALSEI SEX SCENE SENSITIVE VIEWERS BE ADVISED
What if the games checks if you have any weird route saves even if you are playing on a pacifist file
Noelle will ride with me.
>>571719287I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
good morning i love them. deltarune today!
>>571719232I can't wait for gaster to put his cock in my ass and slamming my insides until i'm a crying mess
Can somebody *bwuUuuUrp* can somebody click on the download button when the *bUURRRP* chapter comes out? I'm too fat...
Wing "Ding Ding Ding" Gaster dingalings my balls until I egg
>>571719345yeah im gonna need you to remove with from that sentence
>>571719287*takes the $5 bill out of Asriel's dresser and gives it to you*
>>571719345Gross.
Noelle must put on the vampire costume I bought for her on etsy.com.
>>571719454>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
>>571719394Give me more loser yaoi
>>571719537i pray to toby for more
>>571719226Alphys' fucking annoying posts are an essential time capsule of early 2010's social media!
Just 3 hours, everyone! 3 hours. Please come to my castle. We can play the game early. Come to the castle.
>>571719507Thank you...
Spamton won.Tenna won.Spamtenna won.I won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prjkGJZcWb8
I can't recall, are we going to be able to preinstall the game before launch? On Switch, Steam? Which platform gets me in-game fastest?
I can't wait until the fight with the actual prophecy heroes
>>571719345Hot! Sexy!
>>571719641WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT ALPHYS FUCKIN PERSONALITY.
>>571719672WE won!
Shottaton...
BOX EM
>>571719617I really wish we also had more of UT Gerson's queer love interest, but that's asking too much.
>>571719712dude unless you have dial up internet it's going to take 2 minutes tops to download the update, how are you worried about this
>>571719712You can download in 3 hours, that's it, preinstalling a game isn't a thing
3 hours until Chapter 5!
>>571665483I have a very similar theory and it makes me more confident that we both came to the same conclusion independently. The only difference is that I think TitanKris will spawn out of the Kris statue after they're petrified, but your idea makes sense too. If it doesn't happen in Chapter 5 but isn't debunked either, I plan to make a write-up or video on it and I'll be on the lookout for your interpretation as well.
INVEST IN SEAM STOCKS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
How long do you think ch5 is gonna take to beat?
>>571719765I want him to molest me
Alphys sweaty hot wide obese yellow ass.
>>571719765shans
>>571719872It's a 60-hour open-world action platformer.
>>571719860Seam has the last shadow crystal and you have to fight him in Castle Town to actually get your reward.
Are you psychologically ready for the mother of all cliffhangers?
Ralsei is going to be fatter this chapter because he has started stress eating btw
>>571719752True, true.
I was in high school when undertale came out and I'm still a virgin.
>>571719860I've been crossing my fingers for (another) fight with them and Jevil since Chapter 1.
>>571719885https://files.catbox.moe/n309u1.jpg
>>571719970My first relationship was literally with a girl who was obsessed with Undertale and got me into it.
AHHHH STEAMS DOWNLOADING THE UPDATE ITS EARLY
>>571720037so a girl (male)?
I forgot everything that has happened before chapter 5
>>571719939Ralsei will eat the cakes.
i want alphys to be real so i can fuck her
Why is the ASCAP website like, fully offline. Toby its not tbat deep
>>571720053No, she was a cis girl, we were like 14
>>571720089canon alphys shape and please sit on my face please
>>571719881That's not how it works.
>>571720089Just go to a trailer park pr something
>deltarune in 3 hours>still can't beat gersongo on without me bros...
>>571720158Why not :(
>>571719970I was in this situation too but last year I met someone who likes to dry hump meHave faith
>>571720210Your dog doesn't count
>>571720178I believe in you anon
Dear, I don't think pretending an email and your TV are....dating.. is normal. Couldn't you play with regular toys instead?
>>571720178I beat him first try idk how people find it hard.Do you use a keyboard or a controller?
>>571720037I envy you and I wish I had your life.
a human....
>>571720230Damn...
As you know, my PUSSY is welcome to you at any time.
>>571720178You yes YOU are the reason the image friend fight is going to be EASY and i HATE you for nerfing it before game even releases
>>571720268My life is not that great, to be fair.Trust me, pussy (or ass, if you want that) won't fix anything.
HOMERSIMPSONHOMERSIMPSON
>>571720178Ever since my spamton neo save didn't get carried over from the demo to the full game for whatever reason i just gave up on optional fights/ weird route. I didn't do the mantle or the knight or gerson or anything.
>>571719970Same here bro, don't worry we can be virgins together when chapter 7 releases too
a monster...
>>571720178Took me two tries and that was partially a keyboard/lag issue. Game kept thinking I was still holding a direction when I wasn't. But once I got it under control Gerson wasn't overly difficult.
>>571720382sexo mantle
hey guys!(hype!)
I haven’t beaten jevil or gerson
>>571720352Anything you say, buddy
Hey, I think the jacket is a bit much for the redesign, so I might remove it. Btw, I'll be posting doodles from Chapter 5, and I'll also be drawing requests from the thread every now and then.
>>571720373LENNY AND CARL
For those who did this for chapter 4, what would happen if you only completed 2 chapters? Could you still continue the weird route in 5? How will that affect castle town?
a prince from the dark...
LESS THAN 3 HOURS
when can I kill ralsei
>>571720178Did you beat the knight? I found the knight wayyyyy harder than Gerson
>>571719970Same, except by the time I was in high school I already knew I would die a virgin, so nothing really changed.
>>571720310>>571720430>>571720560I hate this cartoon so much
>>571720598SOON
>>571720513I'm saying this as someone who's been single most of his life though
Good morning /utg/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16A13R7T0rM
>>571720615I did after like 3 hours>>571720251I'm using a keyboard and i fuck up at the spiral attack, i tried with a controller and the hammer throw attack is easier with it
I NEEEEEEED TOBY FOX'S END OF EVANGELION
What would happen if gaster found a way to impregnate me?
HEIL GASTER
>>571720745He already has though?
im playing chapter 5, how the fuck do you solve the blue flower puzzle? this is so obtuse
>>571720382got the uncensored?
>>571720775Elaborate
Ramb constantly snacking on prawn cocktail crisps.
>>571720641Damn, you've been single most of your life? Sounds rough buddy. I'm sure that really compares to not even knowing what it's like to not be single.
>>571720773The Vessel...
>>571720724With a controller the whole game is definitely easier (I've basically first tried everything in Chapter 3 and 4, except the Knight and the Mantle)The green soul attacks can be cheesed by doing circles with your analog stick real fast.As for the normal attacks, you just gotta have decent reflexes. The hammer hitboxes are very generous though.
*rolling around on the floor making out with Papyrus, sensual xylophone noises*
>>571720776If you just want a hint, check the text again and think outside the box. More broadly. Solution: You need to copy your file to the slot below (or first slot if you're on slot 3)
Ramb voted leave and Ralsei voted remain.
>>571720845No.
asriel comes soon
Toby Fox is the only one who can summon a reaction like this
>>571720951If you're referencing the movie I'm thinking of, yeah that sounds about right
>>571720819https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/boysaltiest/eram
>>571720973I want to rape the whole Dreemurr family while Cucksgore watches
>>571720641I don't wanna play loser olympics here but not getting laid much isn't the same as not knowing how it's like to feel wanted.
*fat ralsei and fat dess waddle from university*
>>571721113Believe me, I do know how that feels.You can still find some love, if you're not a complete train wreck.
>>571721115*freezes time and rapes them*
>>571721007Translation:Susie: What do we do Kris!? Cut the cables, or leave it to Ralsei's PACIFY!?Making the three's bodies wiggle made the cables loosen!!Susie: Why!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDnpDgY_Im4
I slept like shit last night breh I'm gonna be dozing off playing ch5
>>571721350me too, it's just too damn hot
If /utg/ is full of hot singles why do they not simply date each other? Thought Head Hathy
God I love being EUROPEAN
I'm currently on the hunt for a doujin I once came across but I'm having a hard time finding, it was an asgore one involving him and an adult girl frisk, I don't really know the premise since it was all Japanese but essentially frisk came over to help him cleanup his place since it was a pigsty and asgore looked all moody and gloomy, and there was a preview page of him assaulting frisk and I [think] tearing off her clothes or some shit. A page of it was posted in one of these threads way before deltarune and I CANNOT find it again, the preview pages were in a doujin/booth site but I don't think it was ever ripped
"Freed" is such an odd word to use imo. Absolutely has a double meaning we don't know yet.
>>571721397Were actually all incredibly ugly
>>571721069Why not rape him as well?
Why are Europeans burning in hell?What sins are crawling up their backs?
>>571721397>hot
>>571721397but I like being single and I'm some weird form of asexual and I look like a goblin and I'm autistic
What the FUCK is a pointed tailWhat the FUCK is MancountryWhat the FUCK is behind that treeWhat the FUCK is the song in the lakeWhat the FUCK was the survey forWHERE THE FUCK IS THE VESSEL
>>571720635CHADrence mogs your stupid AHH game
>>571721397All of the men are gay and don't date only hookup and all of the fujos are too busy with their ships to even consider fitting a relationship into their schedules
Noelle will win the twerk off.
>>571721350>>5717213751225 mg of caffeine, RIGHT NOW
Why can’t we all just rape each other
>>571721208>if you're not a complete train wreck.
>>571721549come on anon, i'm incredibly autistic and managed to score more than one girl.
>>571721467I'm not into bears
>>571721113God I feel that. I wish I wasnt a degenerate pervert furry, lol.>>571721447Remember, the Titan's theme is GUARDIAN. There's some weird bullshit where Toby will murderrape you if you kill Titanspawn.
https://files.catbox.moe/9oavnk.mp3
>>571720162autistic weebs aren't usually found at trailer parks
Less than three hours until Chapter 5 and I only just got to the second sanctuary on my replay with no Weird Route save
Could you imagine how sweaty Alphys would be right now.
Doelester
>>571721476They told Ralsei to keep smiling
>>571719816Sure but when 3+4 released it raped Steam's servers and you had to wait to download it
>>571721690Animeland ruined this game
>>571721059thanks, anon.
TWO AND A HALFTWO AND A HALF HOURSTHAT IS ALL THATSEPARATES US
>>571721584Enjoy not getting an answer to any of these questions while we spend 4 hours with yet another sexyman bait wacky character talking in homestuck quirkspeak while doing warioware minigames.
>63. Fingers in his ass
>>571721762what is that shadow supposed to be? it doesn't really look like Dess.
When kris killed noelle and their level increased i cried I genuinely cried
What if Ralsei put a hand on Krises shoulder and said "you're a beautiful young black woman who was born gay."
>>571721886It doesn't really look like a character we have never seen before?
Yesterday I cried because Chapter 5 was so closeI hate how much emotional weight this game has on me, and that it's all in the hands of a total weeb
The worst part about being a responsible adult and having to wait a couple days to play ch5 is that I have to essentially take an internet sabbatical cause I know I'll get my ass spoiled the moment I try and look up fucking anything online
>>571721787I remember it was steams payment system that got raped, you had to wait to buy it.
Doughelle has been canonized by Toby btw
Hahaha you fucking wagecucks have to work instead of playing deltarune
>>571721950well it doesn't look like a deer.
>>571721978Noelle will eat the festival food.
>>571721970I didn't, I bought it a few mins early before it crashed
>>571722000I'm working remote. I'm literally going to be getting paid to play chapter 5.
>>571721886That artist draws Dess like that.
>>571721957i genuinely feel like if i look up something like, "barber shops in my area" somehow, some way, DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 RALSEI DEATH 4KHD 60FPS will still find a way to pop up
STEWIE PETER MEGSTEWIE PETER MEG BRIANSTEWIE PETER MEGSTEWIE PETER MEG JOE
seems like we won't be getting any real weir route kriselle. but will we get normal route krusielle at least?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i0T1Q8G0lo
>>571721956you and me both. I was trembling like crazy last night.
flower secret boss theme leakedhttps://youtu.be/WouhSFMQ0sg?si=sR3Aaw2kjXRnYKD2
>>571722000Not everyone can dropship chinese sweatshop products or have fake wfh e-mail jobs.
>>571722146PLEASE TOBY!!GIVE ME KRUSIELLE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!
>>571722146lollmao even:(
Flowey will be in chapter 5. He will look through your image folders and make fun of your fetishes and ships.
MY GENITALS TOOHAVE"LEAKED"
Would you kill your entire family if it meant you got teleported into UT/DR
>>571722000I’m jobless so who cares.
>>571720973I need to frot with him...
one of my fears going into a new chapter blind is that the secret boss for the shadow crystal will be hard to find and ill pass a point of no return before finding it. i DID manage to do sword route completely blind, but that's actually pretty simple, just get S ranks.
>>571722239Papyrus you don't have any genitals
>>571722262Obviously, duh
>>571722262>mfw LV increases
>>571721956>>571722183>legit only have a weird route save ready>normal route/twisted route save is at Chapter 2This may have been a painful mistake...
>>571721630but I don't want to have sex
After queen failed to take off, toby has to make a pornbait girl this chapter to bring balance to the force
>>571722262No. Then all the character I love at a distance would reject me as defective to my face. It's best that the fourth wall keeps us separate.
Noelles ass must be very sweaty in this heat haha
>>571722262No but maybe the pokemon world
>>571721956I have 4 hours of sleep anon, and I'm genuinely dying from the wait. >>571722338You're gonna be among the first to experience the horrors.
>>571721867And that's a good thing!
>>571722293his boner is leaking bone marrow
>>571721630You are not as autistic as you think, then
QUICK, KRIS! GET THE APPLES!
>>571722407I'm a retard and I meant to reply to this >>571722183, not to myself.
Enjoy losing relevance in 24 hours, Deltatroons
>>571722369>After queen failed to take offque?
>>571722375yeah hahahacurious to see how it would look like hahahaha
>>571722369Apple Girlington REAL?????
>>571722507what if fox got fat ha
>>571722407>You're gonna be among the first to experience the horrors.No, please... not The Horrors™...
Are you ready for the Noelle pregnant update?
I can't believe the groomer dess theory is something people actually believe
>>571722507You're so mad you specifically opened a thread you don't like just to post your shitty reaction pic.Also when was the last non-remake Star Fox game?
IM SO FUCKING EXCITED GRAHHHH
>>571722507I wish star fox had the cultural appeal to not get buried by deltarune just so we could get a new game and not constant 64 remakes
>>571722507damn is that game really coming out tomorrow? I had no idea because it's so irrelevant
>>571722507wake me up when f-zero gets a sequel
>>571722543hahahawould it be all matted and shiny.
>>571722507enjoy your 10000th remake, Starcucks
>>571722468i'm also diagnosed autistic and could get girlfriends when i was actively looking.i was always friends with girls though from a young age so i never had an issue talking to them. the problem a lot of lonely autists have is they act like women are an alien species whose language they don't understand.
>>571722514Queen is hot as shit but she's got like five fappable pictures. People just plain didn't appreciate her.
>losing relevance The funny thing is I don't know who's existence is so irrelevant that they felt the need to come here and say that. Is it another indie fan? Some triple A call of duty kid? The world may never know.
it's news to me that it's news to youuuuu
You can only get the Chapter 5 egg in Susie's Dark WorldIsn't that odd
>>571722602>angy
>>571722612faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak...
No wonder people show up to try and bait us if it's that easy :/
You dont recognise the deer in the water
>>571722658yeah basically.i always got along better with girls than with boys.
>>571722658>when i was actively looking.I've been 'actively looking' since i were 15. Where's my gf?
will toby finally add a button to make kris cum on command?
PLEASE for the love of god I need to hear Penumbra Phantasm
>>571722697so this is freedom, huh
can we discuss about the leaks now?
>>571722658see >>571722468
>>571722782not happening
I like both!
>>571722819asgore dies
Just 2 hours until I'm jerkin it, squirtin' it.
>>571722507rude jack drawls
>>571722682get flushed!
SpoilersYou can only get the egg for chapter 5 in the weird route.
>>571722707The what in the what now
>>571722819I didn't think Toby would make a Tenga Egg joke. Bravo.
I've only had one girlfriend who was into vidya and anime and she was awesome. We used to play fire emblem and pokemon together watching anime.The rest were all normies. There should be more females into cool stuff.
>>571722819what leaks nigga just post 'em if you got 'em.use spoilers if you're a nice boy though.
>>571722825i think you're just trying to deflect the blame on your condition rather than actually trying to improve your behavior. trust me it's hard, but you *can* not be an inept retard when talking to women.
ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk I woke up super early for some reasonwhat the FUCK am I gonna do for two hours, play deltarune??
I still dont get how Snowgrave went from subtle manipulation into fucking full frontal rape with goofy color palette swap and shitty music with ZERO build up.
>>571722809>those freedom edibles ain't sh-
autism is fake unless its like debilitating aspergers type of autism or something close
I'm going to listen to fantracks and imagine Chapter 5 in my head then get mad when Toby's chapter isn't the same as what I imagined in my head and call him a hack writer.
>>571722507>mfw I think about the absolute state of the Star Fox series for more then 10 seconds
>>571723014The subtle manipulation was the build up you dip.
>>571722932maybe part of the reason i've had results is the fact most of them were trans lol
>>571723014subtle manipulation into murdering your classmate, truly, no buildup
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>571723014>fucking full frontal rapePeople like you are the reason he removed the rose btw.
Aside from gay stuff like feeling like killing myself for not doing the one thing all living organisms are hardcoded to do the thing that bothers me most next is the shame desu. Like, when friends start talking about dudebro shit about girls and exes you literally can't do shit cause they'll sniff you out if you make up some bullshit but you can't just say you're a wizard either cause they'll immediately treat you like a potential murderrapist.
>>571723090Its missing quite a few more steps in between
>>571722274i can pretend to be him...
LAST MINUTE KNIGHT THEORY!!!THE KNIGHT IS A DARKNER OF CAROL'S KATANA WHICH SHE SENDS INTO THE DARK WORLDS LIKE A DRONETHEN SHE'S THE ONE THAT OPERATES IN THE LIGHT WORLDI DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO BACK THIS UP I JUST THINK IT'S A COOL IDEA
>>571723141Retards will do anything but admit they're porn addicts
YOU'RE GONNA PROCEED THIS COCK GOODYOU GONNA PROCEED THIS COCK CLEANRIGHT NOW
>>571723160please...
>>571722980I'm not one of the autists. I'm just saying, if your autism doesn't give foids the ick, you're either not very autistic at all, or are tall and attractive enough to compensate.
I cannot believe so many people replied to the Star Fox bait. Are you all, like, actual children?
holy fuck i still can't quite believe we're getting more deltarune todayi'm buzzing so hardis anyone else incapacitated with excitement
>>571723192you're not autistic? so you don't understand what it's like then.
>>571723171Knight is actually Dess' guitar, Carol is a shogun like Asgore
>>571723156Iktf, feels like the only thing my guy friends - or guys anywhere such as at the barbershop - talk about is sports and GETTIN ASSGuess all of our kin are just terminally online
Did you know Deltarune is for babby baby boys goo goo gaga? That's right, I call it Babyrune.
PROVE YOU ARE AUTISTIC IN YOUR REPLY GO GO GO
>>571723160<3
>>571723229my excitement has been very dull and manageable this time I'm sure the moment I see "chapter 5" in-game I'll start freakin a bit tho
>>571723229im just happy im actually going in completely blind this timelast time, because of the soundtrack leaks, i knew going in that the knight would show up in chapter 3 and that gerson would play a role and be the secret boss in chapter 4. i also got independently spoiled that chapter 4 ends in a titan fight because i couldnt play both chapters in one day due to obligations
DID YOU KNOW DELTARUNE IS FOR BIG MANLY BUFF MAN MEN? THAT'S RIGHT, I CALL IT CHADRUNE.
>>571723226sorry i couldn't help myself, i just took the opportunity to shit on that cucked series
>>571723315I can name every Pokemon
I have the type of autism that attracts people who think I'm a magical fairy they can capture in a jar and rub for good luck
Im going to need Chapter 5 to have excellent pacing because I just finished my minmax replay of 1-4 within two hours of release and im both ever so slightly tired and burnt out on the game, but at least my fun gang is JUICED and carrying more revivemints than they know what to do with
So did dess drown in the lake or ge roost in the shelter? I’m confused
>>571723315I'm 27 years old and a virgin.
None of these new high-city schizo bosses will stop me from want Jevil to sit on my face.
>>571723381How about we wait for the game instead of asking questions we can't answer
>>571723381the lake is where the meteor is
>>571723256>just imagined a guitar growing a pair of legs running from Kris' house to the Shelter dragging Undyine tied on a rope
>>571722819Crazy how chapter 5 ends with Noelle's impregnation huh?
>>571723289SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! (holds back a sob) SHUT UP!!!
>>571723315I can recognize every leitmotif and pattern in Toby's music
>>571723315show me ANY pokemon, gens 1-9, and i'll name it.
>>571723381>ge roostWho let the dutch in the thread
>>571723372I think I only have two revivemints and it feels like a realistic balanced amount of have at the end of a casual playthrough. Farming/grinding items is anti-art.
>>571723063how the industry repeatedly fucks up a simple rail shooter is beyond me...
>>571723437>prophunt be like
>>571723424Can't wait for her to smile for me.
>>571723171I was thinking about this too, the angle of the knight being an object rather than a person.I've also been thinking of the possibility that there's more than one knight, as if knights represent bladed objects. Kris's knife could be a completely different knight, the one we encountered in chapter 3. If they were used to create the fountain they could reflect the determination of the creator, and since the vessel and Carol (assumedly) are in cahoots they could be acting the same.
>>571723424aaaa scary
>>571723352>>571723461you dont have to be autistic for this you just have to have been playing the games since you were a kid
Manifesting Catti into Chapter 5 I will focus all my psychic will for the next 2 hoursPlease join me fellow catfags
>>571723315
i have autism and i am not interesting at all i am just retarded i wish i was aborted honestly
WHO LET THE FAVES OUTHOOH HOOH HOOH HOOH HOOH
KEENING SUNDER ANDKEENING SUNDER AND WRAITHGUARDKEENING SUNDER ANDKEENING SUNDER AND WRAITHGUARDFRIEND OR TRAITOR COMEFRIEND ORTRAITORKEENING SUNDER ANDKEENING SUNDER AND WRAITHGUARDKEENING SUNDER ANDKEENING SUNDER FALSE GODSKEENING SUNDER ANDKEENING SUNDER AND WRAITHGUARDKEENING SUNDER ANDCOME MOON-AND-STAR
I just need to know all the differences in the Tenna and Mettaton route and then I'll bunker down from all online interactions to play ch5.
>2 hours leftI don’t wanna die!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHITOH GOD
2 hours until Chapter 5!
2 hours
>>571723315I've saved +10,000 images of Kris which I sort by folders called "flavours", I have 1000+ hours in TF2, Factorio and several hundred in KSP.
>>571723649fuck you don't post spoilers
2 HOURS GUYS
>>571722819My peanus is leaking
2 hours until I force Noelle to do the griddy on the corpses of her neighbours.
>>571723315I often have no idea what someone is saying to me because I'm concentrating so hard on trying to maintain the proper amount of eye contact while controlling my facial expressions and body language so I look polite and friendly and attentive
Is the countdown on the website UTC or Timezone based
>>571723506but if I get stuck on a boss too long i'll get fomo from everyone else playing the game in real time who are ahead of me and already posting about the big spoilers
This will place will be a shit show once chapter 5 comes out with the full ost being posted everywhere.
>>571723742It's a countdown, retard.
>>571723627you're risking having the whole chapter spoiled for yourself over probably 5 lines of dialogue and a castle town scene?
>mfw there's a two minute unskippable scene with no bgm of kris drowning noelle while splashing and gurgling noises play
>>571723575I'm willing so hard rn
>>571723742sex timezone
>>571723506unless we're already doing a rematch with the knight fight i doubt revive mints will be super needed
>>571723719>I'm concentrating so hard on trying to maintain the proper amount of eye contact while controlling my facial expressions and body languagenormal people don't have do that? is this how i find out i'm an autist?
>>571723670lmao please post the flavor names
>>571723141
>>571723315I have probably over 1000 hours by now.
>>571723189hi im asriel lets frot
I can't handle the wait... I should watch a movie or something
>>571723742It's UTC, that's why it says 25th for New Zealand Australia and Japan (rip Indonesia and Philippines...)
>>571723794She wouldn't struggle. It's her destiny.
>>571723745Just... Don't use your phone until you're done
2 hours until I get cucked by noelle again...
>>571721978Im her toilet
>>571723881Masturbate while waiting
It's me John Asriel are you ready for your frotting match partner
>>571723784>>571723798>>571723905So it's coming out at 3/4 PM UTC
1 hour 50 minutes until Fat Rouxls shows up.
i want to be molested by noelle and i want her to get increasingly angry when i try to resist
>>571723827it's an automatic thing for most people, it shouldn't take effort
>>571723794Given Toby's love of creepypastas this sounds eerily plausible exceptt I can't see him killing off Noelle since she's the Angel and last boss of Chapter 7
LESS THAN 2 HOURS
>>571723943Fucking kek
>>571723745People are going to speedrun the game just to post spoilers before everyone else if you don't want to be spoiled just stay off the internet. If you post you *will* see people ahead of you even if you're decent at the game. That's just a risk you have to take. Unless you mean like stuck for more than a day, then I guess it's ok.
noelle is our bvllwill you prep her?
>>571723315I'm MTF
>>571723315Could a not autistic person have created thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Fc8yMfSiM
aaaaAAAAUUUUUGH
>>571722507StarGOD.....
>>571723927Kriselle, Krusie and Suselle are boringTrue enlightenment is a three-way polycule ship.
Final proof that Kris really is a cat pretending to be a dog:They keep picking fights with the Annoying Dog
>>571723953but asriel my penis is too small
>>571723881Watch After Hours by Martin Scorsese
We've been tryna turn Noelle into a obedient death-maid three times in a row, when's it gonna end, Dutch?
>>571724020he's here he's there he's everywherewho you gonna call?psychic FRIEND ice'ebear
>>571723794I'm hoping Toby makes better use of the game's T rating than just a few instances of the word "damn" and "ass".
>>571724107to be fair it's a very annoying dogwhile on the subject i kind of hate how the name "annoying dog" has been memoryholed by most of the community in favor of just calling it "toby"
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>571723670>I have 1000+ hours in TF2is this an indication of autism?uh oh...
>>571723948OSKA?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>>571723881I watching a movie.
reel leak
Chapter 5 in 1 hourAny last words for Noelle?
>>571723948This OC looks like complete shit.
>>571724175thats okay i have 6000 hours in tarkov you're not alone
>>571724178Waiting for deltarune chapter 5 lol
>>571724218My dick wouldn't be able to handle that many Cattys
>>571724135WE, NEED, DOE.
This is your life, huh? Golly, how pathetic.
!!! WARNING !!!DOING THE WEIRD ROUTE MAKES STEAM REPORT YOU TO YOUR LOCAL POLICE STATIONBEWARE
>>571722660>only fiveYou didn't try hard enough. What's it like being gay?
>>571724220Thank you
I'M SHITTING AND PISSING AND CUMMING AND FARTING AND SCREAMING AND CRYING AND
>>571724101>polyculeThis is just a progressive form of cuckolding...
toby should remove the weird route... its kinda problematic.. :/ /gen
>>571724225Nah she cute
My child... why did you mindbreak me in Chapter 3? Now I will Firegrave you...
>>571724383Fuck off attention whore.
>>571724420This is so fucking scary
>>571724293I don't like art where she's got hyper pornbodied proportions/ a dick. I like my women tall and slender. Carol suffers the same fate.
>>571724323It's like an harem but the girls sometimes make out without you ordering them to.
Berdley would absolutely be stabbing the floor with unforeseen amounts of determination with his anime figurines and pokemon plushies in a seance circle if he was privy to that information
>>571723842"alternate flavourings" - for AU krises"apple flavour" - for lightworld krises"blueberry flavour" - for darkworld krises"dogtreat flavour" - for dog krises"licorice flavour" - for angsty or edgy art of kris"mountain dew flavour" - for kerdly art"green flavour" - for greentexts about kris"homemade flavour" - for self-made krises"weird flavour" - for weird route kris art"tofu flavour" - for vessel (and kris with vessel) art
kiddo... what you are doing is FUCKING wrong...
Tenna eats the FUCKING pie!
>>571724420She blocks the fucking way, but not the motherfucking way, so I'd probably get past her no problem.
>>571724439No
2 hours before is probably a little too early to begin pregaming my alcohol but the food I'm about to order should probably help offset it
>>571724420haha what if she took her robes off and she fucked me
>>571724502You're such a dorky faggot, and I mean it in a loving way
Kris did you eat all the FUCKING pieThis is your FUCKING knife is it not?Do I have to lock the FUCKING oven?
>>571723670>>571724502fuck I should do something like this
>>571724526Tenna is FUCKING morbidly obese
2 hours until someone pirates the chapter hopefully
>>571724492>the girls sometimes make outCucked....
Bangin' thread my dudes
>>571724502that's fucking great
>>571724312Anon, are you having a....giygasm?
You know you're really deep in the weird route when Noelle says "Kris I really like FUCKING killing people" You did this you made her swear, and that's worse than murder.
* The Roaring Knight FUCKING appeared.
MY HANDS ARE TREMBLING WITH EXCITEMENT
>>571724776Kek
>>571724642More for me.
* It's an apple FUCKING disaster!
what does "hyper mode" entail?
>>571724839HYPERGONER
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qotDKQHxySk>Wake up, say good morning to>That sleepy fave lying next to you>If there's no one there, then there's no one there>But at least the WAIT is over>It's us, yes, we're back again>Here to see you through, 'til the days end>And if the bump limit comes, and the limit will come>Well, at least the WAIT is over>Lift your head and look out the window>Stay that way for the rest of the day and watch the time go>Listen, the wings ding, listen, the greens inbetween>All the anons have left, and the newfags are coming>The WAIT is over and we are winning
Oppan FUCKING style
>>571724839it's code for her being drunk
Reminder that Sans BONED Toriel.Those noises seen at the end of chapter 4?Those were moans.
Mmm. Futa on male. Yes. Quite.
>>571724909that's a red herring anon.
WILL TENNA FATASS BE DETHRONED BY A NEW FATASS HEIR?
>>571724982Fat Tenna, meet Fat Flowey.
>>571724982Asgore-domo... Save us...
>>571724982I can't wait to see what chapter 5 character will be the one to get all the fat fetish art
>>571724982Fatass Mew Mew...
The sun will set and the Nightless Night will rise
>>571724982A new age of asgore-faggotry will overtake /utg/
GUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Working on some simple art before Chatper 5. Hopefully I finish it in time.
>>571725084Alphys cosplaying as Mew Mew.
>>571725081Knowing out there there's people who would get horny for me, makes me feel a bit better
NYEH HEH FUCKING HEH, HUMAN
>>571725124I don't like these colors
What would you do if no deltarune in two hours?
>>571725124this
People aren't really expecting an Asgore fight, are they?
Are you guys ready to meet Alires, Slaire, Lisera, Ilaser, Erlisa, and Leasir?
Chapter 5 will open with Flowey's laugh playing over the Chapter 5 splash screen
>>571724839at the end of chapter 4 when toriel & sans are dancing you can interact with the music thing to speed it up & make toriel dance faster, going "hyper mode"
>>571724982No, he'll remain unmatched as the king
>>571725113a... Nightmare Night... perhaps?
>>571725229id shit myslef
Actual chances of Flowey appearing?
It's an abandoned FUCKING quiche
FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE PLAYING CHAPTER 5:1. DESS IS NOT THE KNIGHT2. SANS IS INVOLVED IN THE CONSPIRACY3. ZUN WILL COMPOSE THE SECRET BOSS THEME
>>571725284There will be Flowers
>>571725229I read this as if it would just be a title screen and flowey's laugh looping over and over and no chapter 5
>>571725214Where's togore?
>>571725267I thought Spamton would always be the popular fatty...
>>571725214FUCK OFFI WANT FLOWER RANGERS
>>571725284That whole theory is just based on the flower symbolism, some Best Nightmare motifs in the Roots songs and wishful thinking.But I really want him back.
>>571725201If anyone is they're willfully blind to toby practically shoving it in your face that it's the flowers in his shop.
spoilers for chapter 5 do not click this image
I can't believe Deltarune Papyrus smokes weed
>>571725343In ours hearts, always :)
>>571725343hanging out with chester
>>571724946I claim bluest flower as the designated chapter 5 futa
>>571725357SEIGI NO MIKATA:HANAFUDA TOKUSENTAI
OST leakhttps://files.catbox.moe/4rlclf.mp4
The rose was removed because it implied Kris deflowered her when Dess already took Noelles virginity
i die in one hour
Asgore is for the barafags, he's not even competing against Tenna who will remain the King of Lard
>>571725438The virus is in my system now, bitcoin mining my PC. Thanks.
>>571725397Brazil will get ass raped by Scotland tonight.
>>571725345Ah, common mistake; he's just popular, not fat.
>>571725440It only implies that if you're a hopeless porn addict
i can only carry 50 cuptains at a time
>>571725448This Spamton looks so much like Jason Alexander that it's distracting
>>571725438>gangster>not GasterDamn, so close
>>571725438A bit too long
>>571725397Leaking to this leak
Jockington is shaped like a 1 and Catti is shaped like a 0.Standing together they make 10. There are 2 of them. 10 divided by 2 is 5.This chapter is chapter 5.Can it be any more obvious?
>>571725537>>>/lgbt/
Guys why is the cat from jackbox in chapter 5?
>>571725272You're on thin ice.
My bone is FUCKING trousling right now.
>>571725345He is but Tenna currently draws more eyes to himself due to recency, if anything were to happen they would be more evenly matched after the chapter
>>571725627why did you quote /utg/
DECEMBER HOLIDAY MOLESTED KRIS DREEMURR
>>571725438Hoooooly fuck
WHEN WILL THAT NON EXISTANT SKELETON MAN START MESSAGING US? I NEED HIM
>>571725659if a certain someone knew a powerful freezing spell, the ice may be thicker...
>>571725345He's the most popular AND has fatty pics, meanwhile Tenna is FAT
WHEN THE LIGHT IS RUNNING LOWAND THE LIGHT IS RUNNING LOWAND THE LIGHTING THAT YOU KNOWIT IS RUNNNNNING LOWTHERE'S A LIGHT THAT'S RUNNING LOWYOU CAN SEE IT'S RUNNINGYES, QUITE LOWTHE LIGHT IS RUNNING LOWDON'T FORGETTHE LIGHT IS RUNNING LOW
Festival preview
>>571725738He will do it when the countdown end
kiddo I don't like your dad... he likes... anime
>>571725738i think last time it was like 10 or 15 minutes before release
WHAT ARE WE EATIN FOR BREAKFAST AT THE /utg/ CASTLE BEFORE THE CHAPTER >3 eggs, slice of toast with butter, coffee and orange juice
Always bet on asriel knight
Hooolyyy shiiiit
>>571725707Kris went from witl pipi to beeg pipi in one day
>>571725874Rice FUCKING Krispies.
You that thing where you wake up not feeling tired, but you KNOW you didn't sleep for as long as you should've?I feel stupid
seeing you anons excited makes me excited too
>>571725874>breakfastit's 3:31 pm though?
>>571725874FUCKING pancakes
NIGGA HEIL CAROL
>>571725874I will be eating cheese sticks while I play.
please come to the castle in an hourI have a carriage that can take you there there is plum liquor under the seatplease come to play the deltarune game at my castleplease come I am thirsty in this heat you must be too
OST LEAK FOR REAL (REAL)https://youtu.be/ynQsDFxTSU4
If we don't start getting answers in chapter 5 then deltarune is officially the video game adaptation of LOST
>>571725874I ate pizza for breakfast and will eat pizza again later.
Will Chapter 5 see the return of Kris's too scared to aura farm run?
'CAUSE THERE'S NO COCK LIKE HORSECOCKSEND YOUR ASSHOLE INTO SHOCKYOU NEED HORSECOCK TO COURSE-COCK
HEAVY LEAKY SPOILERS FOR CHAPPY 5 DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT CLICK THIS IMAGE
>>571725989DUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
It's never happening, is it? Never ever
>>571725996What is there to be answered
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAT
>>571725965kiddo…i ate those pancakes…*slorps on ketchup*
I thought about sex with Carol but then I thought sex with her must be like sex with Skyler in Breaking Bad and that turned me off.
>>571725874Greek yogurt with some berries in it, and a side of strawberries, grapes, and pineapple
How do you interoperate this sprite
Does anyone know how to get to the lakeThe lake
>>571726046
>>571725936I got two hours of sleep and I feel like I could arm wrestle God and win
Coming straight to your FUCKING house! (Fucking!)
I thought about sex with Carol but then I thought sex with her must be like sex with Skyler in Breaking Bad and that turned me on even more.
>>571726104Doesn't the hole turn into a drooling mouth anyway?
>>571726104an eye. sometimes it's a mouth and sometimes it's an eye, and sometimes it's just a visor, but it's an eye there
>>571726104It's the second but I see it as the first
>>571726104It can be either, that's the point.
>>571726130
>>571726104Like the knight is looking down at them cool sprite
https://www.awarenessdays.com/awareness-days-calendar/cat-world-domination-day/
Can't wait for Sans to cuck Asgore and get some goat puss this chapter
>25 minutes for Spamtenna to become real-er and destroy all the other non-canon ships
ralsei FUCKING KILLS the knight with this one simple trick
I have a bad feeling today.
>>571726104if its a mouth is the knight fucking cumming
>>571726232FUCK! THESE CATS ARE PISSING ME OFF!
Bout to take a nice steamy shower for the occasion :D
>>571726272there's still another hour brosis
>>571726249God I hate this gif but it is quite funny I must admit
>>571726249Nah Sans is aiming for Asgore, he's just using Tori to get to him.
>>571726036it's happening in less than an hour and half
See that? That's your FUCKING SOUL. The very culmination of your FUCKING being!
>>571726326That's racist.
>>571725989can he do this again but with a midi of Don't Forget
Quiet people FUCKING piss me off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiyJGgOyN-U
>>571726326yeah? well this cat is making me horny
Finally beat Gerson after 59 tries, making him the third hardest boss after Knight and Jevil. I still think it's bullshit that the fight has a whole Rude Buster counter-parry mechanic that the battle incentivizes you to use as little as possible because it gives you 8 stars each time no matter how many parries you get in. I think it would've been better if you got 5 or 6 stars per counter-parry, so on later turns you could choose to gamble and get 15 or 18 stars all at once. Anyway now the Mikes fight is the only piece of major Ch 4 content I haven't experienced yet, I wonder if you'll be able to fight them in Chapter 5 in AN HOUR AND A HALF
Few hours left before either ralsei or noelle TROON OUT
(The censors are gonna FUCKING kill me!)
>>571726462susie kris and ralse you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for TOO LONG years
1 hour 20 minutes till sex with talking flower
>>571726518CAN YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT TRANNIES FOR TEN MINUTES!!! JUST GO SUCK SOME DICK ALREADY!!! FUCK!!!
I'm FUCKING old!
I come from one hour and twenty minutes in the future to tell you all that the goatfags are about to win bigly.
>>571726518>NoelleNot on (our) watch, bitch.
So when is the OST dropping
oh yeah woo oh yeah woo oh yeah woo
We better get more Queen lore
>back from work and Deltarune is almost hereIs nice
If... If you can hear my thoughts...Say FUCK or SHIT...Say DAMN or BASTARD...Say... Say it didn't FUCKING happenSay it didn't FUCKING snow
>>571726624can confirm
I'm getting FUCKING old in the years... I'm FUCKING 10 years old... The only FUCKING game I know how to use... is roblux...
>>571726627thumbnail makes it look like the SOUL has a large belly
* ". . ."* You added "fucking" into your sentence.* Somewhere.
>>571726629bro u can play the game in 1 hour and 18 minutes just wait
ONE HOUR AND EIGHTEEN MINUTES
I would like this goat to find closure and then rebuild his life, either as it was before or in a new healthy direction
You can really tell the soundtrack not leaking this time really pissed some people off
>>571726345I'm retarded and have time blindness which is why I have 500000 alarms for everything
AN HOUR.AN HOUR UNTIL OUR CONNECTIONOUR BEAUTIFUL CONNECTIONWILL RESUME AGAIN.ARE YOU EXCITED?ARE YOU AFRAID?DO YOU STILL ACKNOWLEDGE THE POSSIBILITY OF PAIN AND SEIZURE?DO YOU ACCEPT EVERYTHING THAT WILL HAPPEN FROM NOW ON?
When the light is FUCKING lowand the BASTARDS start to growand the FUCKERS that you knowfeel like fantaSHITThere's a FUCK inside your soulthat's still FUCKING in the coldwith the SHITthe ASSHOLE in our heartsDon't forgetI'm FUCKING in the dark
>>571726703
>>571726692fat SOUL...
* Now's your chance to be a FUCKING BIG SHOT
There's less than two hours till chapter 5 releases...I feel we not going to have another game like Deltarune due to how creatively bankrupt Gen z/alpha is or at least doesn't understand the fundamentals of good writing
What are we snacking on today?
stupid cunt kris won't let me mess with the piano in peace
IT'S OUT!!!!
My eyes burn so bad from how little I slept, I hate that I have to experience chapter 5 like this
>>571726818Take me, daddy Gasty...
FUUUUUUUCK
Who else has a countdown timer somewhere on their screen right now?Hour and 15...
>>571726923>BURNING EYES
>>571726905>Chapter 6: The Sjelter
>>571726905Everyone into the sjelter
>>571726679Many are saying this.
ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEENFUCK FUCKER YET FUCKERTHE FUCKING KEEPS FUCKING GROWINGTHE SHADOWS CUTTING FUCKING DEEPERPHOTON READINGS FUCKING NEGATIVETHIS NEXT FUCKING EXPERIMENTSEEMSVERYVERYFUCKINGINTERESTING...WHAT DO YOU TWO FUCK
>>571726905Nubert.
>>571726875>deltarune>good writing
>>571723315I'm here, aren't I?
>>571726995this post was fact checked by real utg goatpatriots as TRUE
My fucking fave went on a fucking baking rampage again
We'rwe almost there
YEEEEAAAAAHH
DEER PUSSYI REPEATDEER PUSSY
Number 15The SjelterThe last thing you'd want is a typo in your ARG answerBut, as it turns out, that might be what you get
>>571726905
I CANT WAIT AN HOUR AND 14 MINUTES AND 3 SECONDS DELTARUNE IS TAKING TOO FUCKING LONG
DELTARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DELTARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>571727014true, everyone plays deltarune for the riveting innovative gameplay
Susie looks a lot like Nelson Muntz.
>>571727068Halloween Hack has so many cool concepts and edgy teen charm but it's so agonizing to try and actually play without just hacking your stats like I ended up doing
>>571727064goog
CHAPTER 5 SUCKS
susie was raised in a chicken coop by chickens?hehehhahahahahahahahahahahaheheh
>>571727068>>571727257Who is saying the slur
>>571725874Cereal and oat milk
I die in one hour.
>>571727286Well, if she was raised by chickens, why does she like to eat chickens? Can you tell me that, young fella?
>>571727317Gaster
>>571725874I'm eating trash food
>>571727279grooge
>>571727014The bar is so low I don't really expect anyone to surpass the writing of Deltarune.The reason Deltarune and TADC are popular is because of anticipation for new content coming out. Big chunk of people enjoying both of those things don't even care about writing quality, they only are for hype and fan service. Also something like "personal experience" doesn't really exist anymore when your entire experience is build based on personalized algorithm. Which is why it makes me hard to believe 2030's will have anything remotely similar to Homestuck or even Deltarune
>>571725874I ate a ham sandwich
>>571727359But have you ever lived?
>>571727067That's what happens when you don't lock up the cauldron
>>571727286I've heard this backstory somewhere before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1ArY1Mh574
DELTARUNECOULDNT ESCAPE IF I WANTED TO
>>571727374*slaps huge overflowing tummy*
>>5717258742 toasts with cream cheese and jam but I think I'll get me a shnackypoo for while I play
The only finished piece I make all year is an hour before we get Chapter 5. I don't why I torture myself like this, but at least I got my dessign out. Hopefully I can come out making something that isn't so wonky on-time when there are more darkners and dark world designs to draw. (She's looking at the lake to figure out how to describe it in her LOTH fanfiction, Kris in the background is reading Chapter 5 of said series.)
>>571727406>Which is why it makes me hard to believe 2030's will have anything remotely similar to Homestuck or even Deltarune>the humble Kingdom of Hearts:
>>571727359MAY THE HYMN OF THE ANGELSING THEE TO THY REST
I think the people who seriously *don't* want Dess Knight to happen have zero taste. The only other genuinely plausible candidates (Rudy and Carol) are rehashings of media like Breaking Bad or The Sopranos. That's not what this story is about. This isn't just a story about parents doing stupid things for the love of their child. It's about so much more than that. It's not a matter of whatever retarded micro evidence you pull out of your ass, or what info you misrepresent, it's a matter of what would make the best story, what would be worthy of Toby Fox's magnum opus. And no one except for December can fulfill that role.You'll reply with your last minute copes, your last minute sneers, your last minute "HOW COULD IT BE DESS IF SHE IN DER CODE? DO U THINK DESS WALK AROUND HOME TOWN NORMALY?" and honestly, I don't fucking care. Because I know I'll be right, because this glorious son of a bitch white dog hasn't let me down yet. Deltarune will be Toby Fox's magnum opus. December Holiday is the Knight.December Holiday is a lost, and lost, and lost girl.Leaving behind a crying, and crying, and crying world.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi78E1qi2r8
>>571727406Yeah but Deltarune's writing is objectively good. TADC not so much.
i LIVE in one hour
>>571727406>>>/v/
>>571727359I won't forget you and your service, user Anonymaus...
despite all my rage I am still just a SOUL in a cage
>>571727401garden variety gort
>>571725874it's lunchtime in my balkan favela country so I got some chinese food, in preparation for the orientalist massacre that will be chapter 5
>>571727317>>571727370
>>571727406>the annoying digital slop
>>571727521there wont be last minute copes we're not finding out who the knight is soon
>>571727510Cute black doe anon.
deltarune is so bad i love it
>>571727607gort splort
>>571727521Investing in this postFuck CarolknightersFuck Rudyknighters especially
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK THIS IS NOT A DRILL
GIVE ME BACK MY FYCKING VESSELLLLLLLLL
>>571727668We're going back in time to get Dess OFF the missing girls list.
>>571727668Someone redraw this with susie and kris
>>571727406>We already got a "Deltarune isn't even good" poster alreadyGrim telly, or tell grimmy?
>>571726232I AM SO READY TO HAVE THIS GUY BE COMPLETELY FUCKING IRRELEVANT IN CHAPTER 5!!!
I WARNED YOU ABOUT LAKES BRO!!!!!I TOLD YOU DOG!
>>571725874Ordering McDonald's 30 minutes beforehand like the fat fuck I am
>A younger version of Papyrus shows up at the festival in his CoolDude styleMY KINGDOM! MY KINGDOM FOR THIS WISH!
YOUR BROWN
>>571719232i'll paste this to the anchor next thread, but incase next thread doesnt happen before chapter 4 release i'll just post it here for right now
ThisRALSEI FUNERALIs pissing me off...
Well?
Laying out my incense and sacrificed animals and period blood for Carol scenes
>>571727661The man, the myth, the legend.
FRIENDS screentime in Chapter 5: 3 minutesFloweys screentime in Chapter 5: 2 hours
>>571727813Very nice
>>571727521>>571727642>>571727695Dess is the Knight because Toby is a hack who ripped off Mother 3 and everything else
>>571727846Her bra strap is showing
>>571727813very good
>>571727860>FRIEND shows up right at the end to kill FloweyKINO
>>571727813what would be anons theme?
I'm ready for a week of hourly new breads again
>>571727367>>571727441*gives you this*
>>571727406TADC isn't even a fucking story, it's just stale 2018-era fandombait that I still can't believe really had everyone under a spell three years ago.
We're going back in time to the first Undertale demo to get Jerry OFF the video game.That's right. We're going back in time to the first Undertale demo to get Jerry OFF the video game!
>>571727813Saved so I can use it to laugh at other people.
>>571727846ralsei choo choo chugga chugga theory
>>571727813I NEED TO FUCK HIM NNGHHHHHHHHHHH
>>571727512>Not considering the possibility Kingdom of Hearts writing quality will probably worsen due to newer staff being lesser than their predecessor I'm scared of the moment when Gen Z will enter the entrainment industry For every 1 Kane Parsons There's 100 Qwelvers
>>571727974I'm ready for the OC and porn of the new characters
>>571720178I dunno if you're still struggling but >get perfect at the first four attacks (before he busts out the stupid shell, but desu with practice even the shell isn't that bad)>only use Rude Buster once at the start during that time for extra point>after that only attack and heal, never guard>ignore the outsides of the bullet box, only react to the arrows as they get inside your box and glow red>memorize the order of the arrows and the shells (at least for the first couple times, once he starts mixing the green and blue ones it just gets retarded intense and I tanked it)>I found the knight wayyyyy harder than GersonYeah that's not exactly a rare opinionOne thing Gerson makes you appreciate is having items to heal THOUGH
>>571727986It was made by a transgender woman obsessed with fucking Spamton, of course it got a following.
>>571727986there were hints of a story until it became the 'Jax behaves like a Discord mod' show
>>571728026
Will you be the double screening(or pc + phone browsing) of deltarune and /utg/ or are you shutting yourself off from online until you're done playing?
>>571728129I'd fuck a video game cartridge
Oh hello Noelle you look really hot in the heat haha *hands over Baskin Robbins chocolate oreo shake*
>>571728051i'm so glad kane parsons won, talent is still appreciated and it's not just nepotism ruling the world
>>571728090Ralsei's deadly spaghetti
>>571727960Never gonna give you up or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOS0ohcdsrA
>>571728049This made me realize, Anon is a total tumblr sexyman
Reminder that the second the chapter drops people will be screencapping the track list so stay at your own risk
SEX WITH GASTER IN ONE HOUR
>>571728198>Baskin Robbinsgetting /tv/ ptsd
>>571727841Well, well, well.
i will never be a tumblr or a sexyman i am going to kill mysef
>>571728129bratty mantle... needs correction
>>571728239Agreed
>>571728059I'm ready to draw NICE and CUTE things!!
>>571728174I'm definitely going fully into the game, see ya on the other side
ACHTUNG ACHTUNG ACHTUNG ACHTUNGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2qwIWIrztQ
1. HOUR.And now I bid /utg/ farewell. I leave to complete Chapter 5 to the greatest extent of my satisfaction. Might be a few days. Don't burn the place down while I'm gone.>>571727569Actually that's not mau-... you know what? It doesn't matter who's who. We had a good time, eh?
https://youtu.be/e056R97svz8?si=2Z8-Nb6u5xDVHxKd
60 MINUTES…!!
>>571728229i think the best course of action is leaving 10 mins before, playing both routes, and then coming back
>>571728129need to use her stomach bulge as a condom for the knight
https://youtu.be/e056R97svz8
ONE MORE HOUR
>>571728198Who's gonna tell him those nutritional facts were fake
so small
>>571728051My point being: Deltarune is not flawless masterpiece but whatever comes in next 20 years will be much more bland and generic to the point it would make Deltarune look like Shakespeare in comparison to slop that will come in next 20 years.Shit like TADC and Horror Mascot Game is the direction we are heading
ONE HOUR BEFORE BEFORE TOTAL DOE DEATH
SPAMTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRYYYYYYY
>>571728196I CAN HEAR FAVE BANGING ON THE INSIDETHERE IS STILL HOPE
>>571728229thanks for the heads up brother
>>571728284
>>571728213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--iE2g7r-5w
On everybody's soul WE are watching shayy's gameplay stream
>>571728339Buh-bye.
This is your last warning not to get your hopes up.None of your theories will likely be verified, and will probably be invalidated.
>>571727960https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQGJqnerG8M
one hour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbVviAEdiPI
>>571728468you FOOL, I'm excited for the CHAOS
>>571728441Sex with Shadow Mantle
>>571727960https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbEIKIKTk
Hold on to your butts and make peace with Gaster.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcpd0lhYMQI
>>571728448On EVERYONE ELSES SOUL we watchin Phisnom instead nigga
Eating ramen before so I can feel fully immersed
my favorite queer media. best pride month present ever!
WHERE'S MY FUCKING SPAMTON DATING SIM TOBY!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU WANT TO MAKE ONE!!!!!! WHERE IS IT!!!!! PREASE
>>571727960https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiooGpXvyxk
>>571728468>mfw I have no theories
THIS IS ITSEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE /utg/
https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw?si=KHcX5bwIBDgzQbUc
>>571728468Good thing I only make hypotheticals that I know won't come true. I hope the game surprises me.
>>571728542This but unironically
>>571728521What I'm saying is that things may actually not be chaos, and may instead be pretty orderly.
>>571728578>this is itits 59 minutes left clown
>>571728182>>571728523
[57] LEFT.
I will play Chapter 5...without any previous save file.
>>571728624
>>571728578it's not too late, anon
TOBY FOXES SLEEPER CELLS ARE ON U.S. SOIL.CHAPTER 5 IS WEAPONISED. THEY WILL USE IT.NEWSLETTER HAS GONE DARK. WE ARE OUT OF OPTIONS. A PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE ON BOSTON IS PREPARED. THE PRESIDENT WILL AUTHORISE. ANON. FOR THE LAST TIME. WHERE IS THE NUMBERS STATION?
>>571728575Can't fail, if you never try.
>>571728616THIS IS IT FOR ME IM ABANDONING SHIP BEFORE ANYTHING LEAKS
SHOULD I JACK OFF NOW OR GO IN HORNY?
>>571728651This is the only way to guarantee an unbricked save.
can't wait to see the inside of susie's house
>all your theories are wrong goodbyeI just wanna know how Toby is gonna top the doe rape. If he CAN top the doe rape.
>>571728610and the people who expected less orderly things will create CHAOS when they're met with predictable outcomes!
>>571723315I quote YTP.
Who is ready to have have one more fun adventure before the sun set upon Hometownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh-E06Dxw6Y
my 9 hour work shift starts in an hour NOBODY is allowed to play until I get home okay thank you
QUICK POST BUG SEX
Hour until showtime and I still don't have my weird route chappy 4 save
>>571728472>mindless self indulgenceHoly FUCK I haven't heard or thought of them since the myspace daysI remember discovering them from naruto amvs and being obsessed with them briefly
>>571728750>She was used up.Child murder.
>>571728813Oh god no not the cockroach rape machine again please
>>571723315I relate with Ralsei
>>571728775Nah, chaos would be something like>WOODY AND ROOTS CONFIRMED, EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDor>SNOWGRAVE CONTINUATION, EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDBut it's gonna be>oh, Asgore festival level, cool, CHAPTER 6 WHENAnd probably a cliffhanger.
>>571728779*toilet flush*I GOTTA COME BACK ON THE TATA CHIPS
>>571728813Me and the blue flower
>>571728692
What snacks are you/will you be eating?
Just finished jackenstein for my weird run redo save, do I have enough time to beat ch 4 before chapter 5 drops!?!!?!?
>>571728838I somehow missed them entirely despite being the sort of edgelord their music catered to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhrUS8Ff9Iw
it's been a really long time since the last time i use steam, will deltarune shows that it has an update in an hour or is there a button to manually check for updates?
>>571728912>ROOTSWhat was Roots theory again?
I can't believe we met Papyrus and Asriel and Undyne fought her way out of the Bunker and Asgore was heavily featured and made healthy steps toward accepting his new life and loving his children and Carol had so many cool moments and everyone in the thread got what they wanted
>>571728969If you really haul ass and dialogue skip
Im chain smoking im so nervous
Make a new thread
I am glad we are able to enter this new world without spoilers.
>>571729014>>571729014>>571729014Hop on
RELEASE ALREADY! RELEEEEEEEAAAAAASE!
>>571728969if you mash through all dialogue and skip the gerson fight maybe, else no
>>571729038Toriel would tell you to stop.
>>571728852>>571728750>child rape -> child murder comboENOUGH Toby I'm already HARD
>>571728998The basic idea of ROOTS theory is that the dungeon in the Sword route is meant to mimic Hometown and it implies there will be weird route content in Hometown where you fight and kill monsters That's just the core of it, there's a bunch of interpretations on top of that
>>571728129>>571728441>>571728624>>571728692>>571728957Is this all by one person and how did this even start
>>571728813I love Tenna!
>>571728534Fuck that retard he couldn't even stay out of internet drama and canned his own fnaf fangame only to become a mediocre e girl, he deserves nothing
>>571728741Why does Susie have so many piss bottles? Can girls even piss in bottles?
>>571729193Susie has a really long urethra
>>571723315I CAN MAKE MY HANDS INTO PHONES!!!
Why do people call toby a yurifag even though alphyne and suselle are both side stories that, while servicing the characters and their arcs, aren’t major plot elements? I mean, alphys wasn’t even supposed to be a girl at first.
Okay Kris, pick up the fucking pace playing this piano, I need to finish this file graaaaAHHHHHHH
>>571729487people don't think he's a yurifag because of in game relationships. it's because of old posts of his.
>>571729487Probably because the games don't have hetero romance while huge focus on lesbianslop? You can say>Dood it's only like 15% of the gameBut that's still huge
>>571730190lol stupid bitch
AHHHHH FUCK YOU I DONT HAVE TIMEEEEEE
CHECK THE UNDERTALE TWITTERIT'S HAPPENING
https://genius.com/albums/Toby-fox-and-undertale-deltarune/Deltarune-chapter-5-orignal-game-soundtrackOST leak? I'm 50/50 on if it's real and it's very awesome
ok i'm outta here
>>571727317Gaster dummy
>>571727623at least it's not gamepooverse>aaaah but the tr-not canon
So this confirms it really was Kris who opened all chapter fountains, not the Knight, right?
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I TOO A NAP AND SLEPT THROUGH THE CHAPTER 5 RELEASE!!!
