Previous: >>571685632>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSMay 21 Upscaling Support https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/666114279352566049May 21 Warhammer 40k Legendary Warbond Announcement: [YouTube] HELLDIVERS™ 2 x WARHAMMER 40,000 Partnership AnnouncementJune 5 Planet Warfronts, Ship Upgrades, Progression Changes https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548946858>LATEST PATCHESJune 16: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951May 29: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/707773210124354385May 9: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548947961
Reminder: Voteless are forklift certified.
>>571812056>Still crying about a vehicle youll stop using half a week after it comes outGet over it.
>>571812580>t. rundiving solotroon
helloooooowhere is warbond?
>>571812725delayed for an indeterminate amount of time
>>571812705https://helldive.live/strategemNobody uses the tank and barely anyone uses the FRV. Stop crying because I know how this board and the playerbase as a whole behaves and thinks.
>>571812869>LOOK AT THE NUMBER SAAR!don't care, vehicle are fun and 99% of this game playerbase are braindead niggers anyway including you
>>571812869>solonigger is appalled at the idea of teamwork in a co-op game
>>571812595Me on the left
>>571813310Yes, the number that shows nobody actually cares about the APC. Sorry facts upset you.>>571813661Helldivers 2 is not a coop game.
>>571812418The melee version of the ayy mechs are also literally just the illuminate version of forklifts. The ayylmaos really just love forklifts.
>>571812869chronic solonigger here.the FRVs are fun and i always hop in when in a lobby.
make bushwhacker ap3 plz
>>571812869>retards still linking this siteyou know this was made by tr**ns, and its basically a few bots joining random lobbies and leaving and the d*scordtr**ns submitting their lobbies, right? the stats you see there are not representative of the game but rather what a small clique uses. this has been proven in the past and they even tell you how little amount of games are taken into account , not to mention we dont know how long ago those games were logged.
>>571816081delirious cope swinging at hallucinations
>>571816081evidence for this claim?
soon
>>571816081That seems like as good a method of collecting data as anything else the playerbase has access to. Tells you what you'll see in the average quickplay dive, which is 99% of all missions.
>>571812418>greatest brainwave activity detected in voteless when they observe an object that is black and yellowI dunno man, it might just be the new threat recognition instincts that the Illuminate forced into former citizens' brains.
>>571816276https://www.reddit.com/r/LowSodiumHellDivers/comments/1cy8g4m/the_helldivers_meta_snapshot_project_a_little/its vibecoded AI slop as well
>>571816276It was real in his head.
>>571816276I witnessed it first hand
>uses autohotkey script to join lobbies>take screenshot>use an AI to recognize stratagem iconslmao
>>571813119a bit mean dont you think?poor guy was just minding his own business
>>571817037i think this is the absolute worst way of collecting data, since the game also prioritizes lower ping lobbies when using quickplay, so depending on where the guy is localized, the data is incredibly biased
>>571817232>heres stats from 1% of the community>ameriburgers and SEAniggers not included btw
>>571817232>so depending on where the guy is localized, the data is incredibly biasedis it really? im pretty sure everyone would use the same overhyped garbage
>>571817558it absolutely is. the players an average normie plays with influences his choices.if he sees spmeone do really well with a gem, he will pick it. and the chain of sheeple begins. this has enough variance that different groups of people start going towards different directions.its basic psychology.
>>571816692>Reddit told me it was real
What the Joel doing?
>>571818370>Its reallmao its a pity liberation. They want to force community events so god damn badly.
>>571818452Maybe the dumb ass in charge of DMing shouldn't have launched an invasion and 2 MOs if he wanted people to care about it
yid prior schmucks on suicide watch
>>571818546
>>571818630Lying through their teeth comes so naturally to these bastards huh
>>571818370>0% resistancehas this ever happened on a non-surrounded planet before?
>>571818827this never happened beforeunlessthey're d1ving
>>571816081>its basically a few bots joining random lobbies and leavingand why is that a bad way to collect random sample data? please, mr statistician enlighten us on the correct method for getting an average picture of the weapons and stratagems used by the playerbase in general if not by randomly joining random games to record what the random players in the lobby are using>and the d*scordtr**ns submitting their lobbiesand where does it say that? because nothing I can find says anything about taking user submitted data>this has been proven in the pastshow us> not to mention we dont know how long ago those games were logged.it literally tells you the collection dates and you can select from which patch version the data is from. you don't actually know how the fucking thing operates. wait a minute. are you the same fucking retard that said that the website was completely opaque with no way to even see the original data the last time this shit was brought up?
>>571813778GGsDo not punch the invisible man
>>571817232>prioritizes lower ping lobbies when using quickplayLocalization determining stratagem selection is one thing, but how much do you think a player's internet speed also affects that?
>>571819786Hit the invisible hitbox of the dead hulk
>>571819241not only small sample and outdated but also biased
>dagger randomly duplicates kills nowis nothing sacred
>first trial of their new MO campaigns, the big chance for them to actually try to string together something for more than a week at a time>immediately go for mindless masses and constant distraction ordersIt's so tiresome
>>571819390sex with those pocket sized things
>>571821287I swear it feels like strafing run duplicates them too nowadays.Something is incredibly cooked.
>>571816692>its vibecoded AI slop as wellimage recognition was a thing long before generative AI and is a different thing entirely. your kneejerk reaction is not only retarded it's not even aimed at the right target>>571820712>not only small samplethat's only for the bug front. it's 27,925 loadouts across 11,282 lobbies for all 3 factions. but go ahead and tell us how many lobbies and how many loadouts constitutes an adequate sample size for a game averaging 30k concurrent players>outdatedit's a snapshot of time, for one.. loadouts also don't change unless there's a significant balance change or new content. if the game never updated again from this point forward then there would be no reason to change loadouts beyond boredom. someone who likes using the liberator penetrator isn't going to give up using it unless something else comes along to make them reconsider using it>but also biasedhow so? a spike of usage of new weapons? no shit that happens but it can be accounted for. that also doesn't invalidate the fact that old ass weapons that haven't been buffed or changed in any significant way still see significant use. are you seriously going to argue that weapons like the eruptor, trident, and coyote aren't often seen in lobbies just because this "small out of date biased" samples happen to also says they are?
Mind broken by super sample chicken wing rocks
>>571822124ok r*dditortl;dr
>>571819241>>571822124uh oh, AI melty!!
the data seems right to me so I will just believe it anyways
was she always asian? also robby doko!
>>571824072Theyre a little everything SE is full of super mutts
>>571812418grim as fuck
>>571823396same, play pubs long enough and you will agree that the stats are kinda right.
>>571814462You are the reason it's no a co-op game.At launch it was and when they tried to make it more co-op focused you had a melty Now it's a dad gamer solo nuke spamming walking simulator. This is what you wanted.
>>571825530>You are the reason it's no a co-op game.Yes. its my fault they designed the game the way it is. You got me. Its been my master plan the entire time and totally not because the devs dont know what theyre doing and gave no real incentive to rely on people.>Now it's a dad gamer solo nuke spamming walking simulator. This is what you wanted.You are correct, but its a wild assumption to say its what i wanted. I can just recognize the game for what it really is. Helldivers 2 is the Homelander of coop games. The people that like to play it like to run their mouhts but compared to other, actual coop games, helldivers 2 is a joke in both in terms of coop and difficulty.
>toss eagle cluster bomb on squid drop>50+ skull>the fps drops substantiallyIt's just like playing air raider in edf4
>>571818546Pretty tired of them insisting on the galactic war.They fucked it by constantly rigging it when players were winning rather than taking the L and making a less shit order next time. They just double down and blatantly change the rules to suit their release schedule, what's the point? It just pisses everyone off.
>>571826903The point of the galactic war isn't even cool, the original game's war ran on its own and it was much more fun to engage with for that reason. All it needed was tweaking and random 'events' like the boss battles that had major contribution and FOMO cosmetic rewards like "war 16 cape" or something and progress tracking to show which wars you've fought in. The war as they have it is a cynical, railroaded mess that exists only to drive artificial hype. If individual contribution doesn't feel like it tangibly matters, you will lose the effect of the shadows on the cave's wall
>heavy armor with medium armor move speedthe stamina sucks but man this is pretty much what I've been dreaming about since launch
>>571827432>>heavy armor with medium armor move speedbro that's literally called extra padding medium armouryou know, the default B-01 tactical armour everyone starts with and has been in the game since launch
>>5718275161) it's default2) isn't bloatmaxxed3) fuck you
>>571827432>I've been dreaming about since launchbro absolutely retarded....
>>571827229I mean every other game with a player driven war seems to just let the players get on with it.>Planet side>Red orchestra >Eve of all fucking things To name a few
Any cool armor mod that looks fitting with the game? Feels like it's not asked often.I have xenokid's ODST overhaul, gdi/nod armor
>>571828538not really, there isn't really any bad armor designs in the game that I would even bother replacing.I like them all, even if they are usually just recolors.
Damn will this be the first time we fail to defend a planet with the eagle storm ?
>>571829938Theres roughly 23 hours left to defend the planet.
>>571828538Protogen look great in this gameExpies are also trendy right now and fit the setting
>>571830141I want to rape expies so much and the fact that they are disposable life forms just gets me so hard because you could get away with rape and nobody would care.
>>571830368>/hdg/ - Horny Degenerate General
>>571829850True, but it gets boring sometimes you just want a fresh coat of paint
>>571830480ENTER
>>571830368we fuck robots here, sir
>>571812869Need this website but for hdg, we are that different that we need our own, pubs don't use tanks because nobody wants to hop in and play co-op where as in my lobbies we all hop in the fucking tank/car shinji, this is where all the good players hang out after all
>>571831324that would require making a d*scord and submitting lobby loadout screenshots
>>571831324If you spawn a tank in pubs they will get in and it does the most damage of anything in the game. The problem is you will have to drive it because trusting a pubbie to drive anything is beyond retarded
>>571831578>still pushing his retarded schizo takeyou can see every single lobby that website uses for its data. it provides the screenshots. in every one of them it's the same user in the first slot: the bot that collects the data. if it was user contributed data there would be different people in the first slot.you continue to demonstrate you are a fucking retard that has no idea what he is talking about or how that site works, with some weird bone to pick because you probably once tried to argue a weapon wasn't popular and somebody used that website to blow you the fuck out and embarrass you.
>>571831702If you brought it, you drive it, Jamboy.
>>571816320Literally the only good modded enemies “leaked” so far.
>>571831702Yeah I just played a pub with tank and they all hopped in, so why is the pick rate so low? maybe it's because only 1 guy needs to bring an frv/tank to help the entire team with it?
june warbond announced on the 30th and released on the 7th july warbond announced on 23 and released on the 30th
>>571833331Yes. The game is entirely solo play so no one is going to give up a slot for a team vehicle unless they are goofing off. I always take the tank and pubs have meltys in blitz missions when you do it yet it steam rolls them easily
>>571832518>waaaaah waaaaaahimagine defending this slop. as if youre the guy who made it.fucking nigger. congratulations youve contributed to the decline of the community
>First game in a week>Go to Matar bay or whatever>Host has left the game>You've been kicked>You've been kicked
>defense mission>host is a minefag>be me with airburst launcher>keep ruining his mine fields>get kicked
lobby doko?
>>571834176this is me everytime I want to play like 25 minutes of helldivers instead of hosting a lobby but then I deeply regret it
>>571834503How the fuck is this even possible?
>>571834503women will do literally anything but date an average guy from their own country
>>571834056>has had every single statement and claim he's ever made proven wrong and shown to be unfounded and retardedyou're the decline of the community: a retard who can never accept he is just flat out wrong about something and continues to seethe
>>571834475>Not also going 4 mines>Regardless of the mission >And being the host My enjoyment is directly proportional to your meltys
What are some good stealth support weapons other than the Quasar canon?
>>571835156C4, laser cannonthat's pretty much it
>Helldivers 2 in 2026Lmao
>>571835323>attacking a specific weakpoint quickly kills an enemyummm okay?Where is the issue?
>>571835156Supply pack + dynamite Supply pack + hammerWarp pack + chainsaw You don't really need any. You shouldn't be shooting much.
>>571835156none so that a support weapon doesn't obstruct my abdoslop stealth armor mod's ass
>>571831324If someone brings a vehicle in lobby or pubs I ALWAYS get inIt doesn't matter if we drive off a cliff or explode immediately I will ALWAYS get inI hosted a couple lobbies here and some people brought a tank and it was funI will NEVER leave vehicle bros hanging
>>571835437>A small gust of flame destroying a walking battle tank is totally epic, bro! Kek
>>571835437The bugchaser is trying his best to regain his izzat after they shit their diapers with their last MO.
>>571835676>You're a le bugchaser!Cope, all three factions have been balanced for troon manchildren like you.
>>571835663I mean this is what r/helldivers wantedNow their fav streamers can 1 shot vox engines without it shooting them back after it's hp, speed and turn nerfs
>>571835784this game is not made for you go dilate troon
>>571835784>headset off To this day I cringe
>Denies being a bugchaser>Acts exactly like a bugchaser
>if you say the game is now too easy, you are le bugchaser!!!!braindead nigger
>>571835948Who was it made for? Tranny redditors? Balding manchildren? Which one are you?
On the contraryThe bugs chase meAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>571834503husbands in paris?
>>571836396Single fathers with a PS5 and only an hour or 2 to play between doing their chores
>>571836398super earth still owes me a bug wife
Joel felt bad for them
>>571837229Hes trying to force another creek by making a planet have long, drawn out campaign. Theyve been trying their best to make another big community event but the only time it ever happens is by complete accident and not understand that arrowhead not having any direct part in it is what made those community events so special. It was actually player driven.
>>571837229they should have put the kids charity event on bug planet with predators lol
I'm slowly falling in love with the gasharpoon, it has so much utility It doesn't help that abdoslop for Federation's Blade looks extremely delicious
>>571827516You'll be sorry for not spending the super creds when one day Swedesson has a change of heart and decides to give all heavy armor +50 rating to differentiate them more.
>>571838843>everyone keeps glazing how much utility harpoon says>but nobody ever says what fucking utilityOK how do you use it so you do not feel like you wasted a support weapon slot for an overglorified grenade pistol?>abdoslop for Federation's Blade looks extremely deliciousbased high testosterone goondiver
>>571840023Because whatever you hit is disabled by the stinky dinky for 30 seconds Utility is just a meme glazer use to rage bait truthers in this game. Truth is extra effects dont matter and you can just 1 shot whatever now with a RR or leveller
>>571840023>>but nobody ever says what fucking utilityyou can't intuit what kind of utility a gas cloud spreading explosive weapon has? really bro?
>>571840023Pinpoint spawner sniping from extreme distancesChaff CC in chokepointsStops fleshmobs dead in their tracks as well as pierce multiple at a timeStuns harvestersOneshots hulks to the eyeTwo-shots striders to the eyeHaven't used it much on bugs, may give it a spin
>>571840769>spreadsheet gaminglets see some webms you nigger.at least the AMR troons backed up their claims.i never see harpoon webms
>>571840916>spreadsheet gamingno, it's called playing the fucking game and actually using the speargun
>>571840916I might record some tonight specifically for your fruity nigger ass
>OUR VACATIONS WILL BLOT OUT THE CALENDAR>WHEN ONE VACATION ENDS TEN SHALL TAKE ITS PLACE
>>571841092no its literally called spreadsheet gaming.as soon as X shots to kill Y enemy mentioned it is spreadsheet gaming.
>>571841659>bring speargun to mission for the first time>line up a shot on a hulk eye>it one shots it>huh>do it again>and again>and again>go to thread>hey guys the speargun can one shot hulk eyes that's neat>UHHH SPREADHEET GAMING MUCH?okay retard
>Limited to 3
>>571841842>Bring senator >Shoot hulk in the eye>It 4 shoots itHuh looks like I don't need to bring any extra weapons. I can take 4x mines now. I love spreadsheet games.
>>571841842ok spreadsheet gamer
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245135534912/76561198121205373d10 city borgs
>>571842237>game crashesepic
>>571842237Some retard have supply FRV skin equiped?
>>571812869I like using the tank. the problem is a lot of randoms will prefer to repeatedly die again and again instead gunning for me so taking it is a potential wasted strat spot. It's truly baffling. On the other hand sometimes you get people that are thrilled at the opportunity. I have had people thank me for providing their first opportunity to play tank gunner. So now whenever I take it if no one hops in to gun I immediately leave. People that are not interested in teamwork are not worth playing with and they are highly likely to tk you/destroy your shit with strats anyway.
>>571842520>So now whenever I take it if no one hops in to gun I immediately leaveI hope you throw a resupply pod directly on top of it and an AT mine field around it before you do so they can't use it after you leave
>>571842237steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245136558614/76561198121205373lets try again
>>571842520>I leaveLol fag. I host. You don't get in the tank I run you over with it and execute you when you get into the pelican.
>>571842648Nah. There is the potential for the retards to use it and become tank enjoyers.
>>571842793bro are you fucking kidding me
>>571842237>>571842793The game has been crashing a fuck-tons after the recent update
>>571842883You know once someone is on the pelican they have won right?>HostI usually only play one game at a time so I don't feel like waiting for people to join.
>>571843018because people equip the supply frv skins.
>All this talk of crashing.>Have not experienced it a single time despite having FRV skin and always calling it.I don't get it. is it linked to certain hardware?
>>571843080They literally seethe every time. Even more when I use the tank to push the pelican as it breaks it and no one can get in.
>>571843210If you swap the new frv skin the game will crash every time because it's an invalid option until it's unlocked next week
>>571842237>>571842793Third time is the fucking charm
The supply FRV is such insane powercreep>Personal supply call in with a turret, can also drive it aroundIt's like taking a greedy supply backpack but you can also use it with backpack support weapons. Why did they add this
>>571843569>forgot linkthe shitty of mesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245137539688/76561198121205373i hate sweden
>>571843680and people were actually going to shit on the FRVbond as being full of useless crap
>>571843705full
>>571843753No they will cry because the hidden patch notes show all the bugs got another durable damage buff so any new vehicles will just explode from hunters lol
>>571843680the sentry is a liberator with a disappointingly small mag that eats the car's supply charges if you want to reload it
>>571844217nobody is calling it for the sentry
>>571844253and the point is the sentry is not a selling point of the FRV
>>571842520Have you considered that some people just don't want to be in a tank? The easy solution to your problem is to ask in chat if someone wants to gun for a tank before bringing a tank.
>>571835323There is no fucking way this is real
>>571844381flame weapons have 100% durable damage ratios and are all AP4, plus large enemies like the warstrider take 1.5x the damage from fire element attacks so not only is the damage not being reduced in any way, it's also being boosted. it's not just bots, btw, bugs and squids also get roasted
>>571844253Well, I did! I reloaded it every time I'm about to drive
>>571835323>>571844381>zomg... its so impressive... all you have to do is walk right up to melee range of an enemy in the faction that has all ranged units... this is game breaking...ppl like you are why the devs over nerf shit
>>571844349Shut up fag.
>>571843680It is still an frv designed with swigger malice. It still controls awfully, gets flipped way to easily, and if it gets destroyed, you get none of the supplies.
>>571845991bufftoons still afraid of warstirders?>>571847103shitter
It's funny how you can just walk up to warstriders and kill them with senator now like they're a hulk. When are hulks getting ap3 visors.
>>571816320WHERES THE SQUIDS SWEDOWSKI
>light stealth armor>ODST SMG>pissle>AMR>thermites>portable hellbomb>night missionsOh yes, it’s commando hours
>>571834503why does he look like a white guy that got brown and a bigger nose
>>571843680Realistically it's shit, and people will see it's shit when you don't get four of them for free.You cant resupply it like resupply pack, if anything destroys it you're down it for 6-8 minutes (specially if you got cooldown mod up). You only get 8 resupplies which you're sharing with everyone.The real boon is the handling and speed.
Where's the warbond?
>>571848429DELAYED YOU, FUCKING NIGGER CHUDYOUR FAULT FOR WHINING TOO MUCH, YOU RETARDED NIGGER TRANNY FUCKING WHINY CHUD
>>571845828I hate how close the reload button is the doors. Could have made it a different key to press too.
>matar bayIs it euro time or the is is rigged?
>apc never ever>cultists never ever>sweden unnukedfuck this gay timeline
GGs.
>>571840756I honestly don't know?most of these >>571840769 just sounds like copium when you can just outright kill something.Also, keep in mind that you DO need to aim it at the "inside" of a bughole in order to close it, not making it any better than a quasar if you are crutching from far away from a high point to close bugholes anyway.If it had the ability to close bugholes on hitting it anywhere like the thermite, then it would be a really good bug outpost raping weapon.
>>571848245>taking AMR when censor exists.retardbro...
>>571851380>emptied 2/3 of the magazine to kill 4 troopersjust the current state of the HMG or user error?
>>571851692>>571851380I think he's just based and likes firing guns
>>571851536Censor can pop hulk eyes, spastic-kun
>>571841659You are brown and queerA retard
>>571851536>>571852009>can’t pop hulk eyesFuck my retard crackbaby life
>>571851692Super earth doesn't want you to know this, but the bullets are free. You can just shoot them. I fire over 4580 rounds per mission.
>>571852189it's just a typo bro relax, we're not all schizo psychos.
>>571851805>>571852321okay my bad, I guess I will agree it looked cool for a sigma phonk edit
>matar bay still losing even with an Eagle StormHoly fuck botniggers are so bad at this game!
>>571852742isn't eagle storm the one that just enables helldiver killing strafing runs?
>>571852742It's izzat payment for ignoring the children chuds! Now you get nothing, ha!
>>571852801Enables? More like “makes TKs mandatory”
if a planet has eagle storm active I shan't be playing
>call down tank>eagle storm decided to strafe the trooper right next to it>tank now at 1% HP>get 1 shot by the nearby rocket trooper>have to wait 15 minutes to call it down again
>>571853687GRUNT FANTASY, SHUT UP CHUD
>>571853687>not clearing the LZ before calling in a vehicleesto retardo
>>571853687>calling in vehicles on eagle storm planetscmon nigga
>>571853687Really want there to be an explicit hellbomb truck. The flamer truck was a kino surprise, but a frv loaded with hellbombs is something else.
>>571853687The frog that should have been king
>>571854580B-but hunting vox engines with the tank is FUN!
>>571847626I accept your concession.
>>571854685why wouldn't you just bring FRV and hellbomb backpack
>>571812056The devs of this game say calls its entire playerbase cod players as an insult but when you play the game every single player is a gtao nigger that teamkills at the very end of the mission.
so why are we blending voteless again?
>>571847626Subhuman the car flips over absolutely anything that isnt as flat as your mother it controls like shit and the shitty little liberator sentry cant be destroyed so you have a fucking mini machine gun sentry ready to blow your brains out for daring exist next to a tiny little scavenger, nigger.
>>571856642hehe, to drive home the point that YOU are no better than any other faction for you media illiterates. stupid fucking chud.
>>571856642To learn the secrets of the void.
shut up frognigger
>call in mech>retard calls orbital napalm right next to where the pelican is hovering because of a bug patrol>bug breach called, mech toasted>shoot him in the fucking head>kickedAnyway, how are you guys
>>571857523>he played with pubs instead of hosting hereavoidable issue that is entirely your fault
>>571855945>The devs of this game say calls its entire playerbase cod
>>571851380>>571851805>>571851692>>571852321NTA. How do I learn to love HMG?I am all for Siege Ready when it comes to bots. But then I never considered engineering or peak physique. Does it make a huge difference?How HMG fares against Vox?
>>571857903Whatever what i tried to say is that their playerbase is even worse than codniggers its all fucking gtao clowns that have fun by making everyone miserable, kill too much? Tk, you extract first? Tk, etc.
>>571856725>the car flips over absolutely anythinggirlboss im afraid its user error and even then just unflip it its not that hard
>>571858627>How HMG fares against Vox?My strategy is to weaken the vox with 2 thermites or an orbital/eagle followed by shooting the tracks
>>571858627Peak is best for HMG because managing recoil is easier than swaying the gun left to rightAlso you get buff arms
>>571858664Also disabling crossplay is one of the options you get after trying to report a player now, i dont remember that shit some months ago, the devs suck.
>>571858929You sound like a tranny, (you).
>>571858627ideally on bots.you might want to go prone when firingcarry a supply packpeak phys if you want to use it more flexiblythe rhythm is like: are you shooting at enemies? good, keep it up and manage your reloads. prioritise accuracy, so semiauto fast clicking is fine (especially prone). If you're not shooting at enemies, you should start to seek out ammo, because you should be running out.objectives? who gives a shit the autist will do them, just cover him from afar and when you accidentally brain him throw his pokeball back out.
>>571858627HMG is an amazing gun and /hdg/ sleeps heavy on it. I run Siege with it but I'm use to the recoil, might run Peak until you feel comfortable with the kick. Keep in mind, you can tog the rate down to have an autosniper
The raping of helldivers 2 will continue until morale improves, the agenda must be maintained
I really hate when borg talks, it's really grating to ears, and they sound feminine
>>571859579>>571859547>>571858954>>571858947Obliged. I think I was missing something with Peak, but I will stick to Siege. I feel good enough with recoil compensation and toggling RPMs.Still RR feels like cheat mode at bots for those sneaky outpost takedowns.
holy shit nerftrannies won bigly in the endbufftards absolutely BTFO>https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/1.006.300#Undocumented_Changes
>>571855717So you can have multiple hell bombs strapped to the truck and on your back.
>>571860674You don't play the game
>>571860458>Still RR feels like cheat mode at bots for those sneaky outpost takedowns.wait until you hear about quasar on bots...the only enemy you can't really kill fast is vox engine as you would need 60 seconds to kill one.not an issue if you rundive or solofag tho....
>>571857823I’m a consolepleb, also you guys are insufferable here, can’t imagine what you’re like in-game
>Host game>Some fat retard with an open mic is constantly struggling to breathe though his nose as his fan blares and his keyboard clicks>Mute him and keep playing>He's not bothering anybody I think to myself>Someone else joins>Gets mad>I tell him to mute him and just play>Starts teamkilling>I kick the teamkillerWas I in the wrong bros? It's been a year and I still think about it. Wondering if I should have just kicked both of them.
>>571861172you would be surprised how much more civil everyone actually in the game is.even Gucci Slippers behaves and gets the most kills in the team usually.
>>571861332well, no, you were being normal. but maybe you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet. start fucking SCREAMING at that loud nigga.
Night time solo city stealth dives are kino>Supporting SEAF by picking off enemies>Avoiding street patrols>Having SEAF squads taking the heat off you once in a while>Picking off heavily defended fabricators and objectives >Feeling like a ghost amongst the absolute chaos
What wit bugNIGGERS inability to rub 2 braincells together and press the reload button AFTER they shot the main gun of the Bastion tank?????
>>571861740hell yeah
>>571858954Fortified is better for HMG vs cyborgs because the explosive resistance keeps you from being splattered by the cringe cannons.
>>571861740Based fellow sneakdiver. Slipping in, dropping a backpack hellbomb and slipping out as it vaporizes some bots and fabricators is peak
>>571859715It wasnt even huge nerf, it was blatant lies and concealing the actual changes they made...>"we listened to feedback and put armor on the mech legs">*snickering in swedish*>"it now has AP3 so it wont break instantly to a hunter pounce">*muffled giggling*>the undocumented notes>all enemies armor pen boosted to AP4 and AP5What are we even doing at this point? lol they know the spergs that dick ride them data mine this shit.
>>571858627Switching fire rates can greatly change its effectiveness for what you're trying to do.I normally use the lowest fire rate if i don't bring the supply pack or want to shoot at longer range.High fire rate is great if you need to quickly dump a heat sink or delete a bot drop, preferrably at closer ranges and i generally keep it on this if i have the supply pack because ammo won't be an issue.And medium hits a fair balance in dps and ammo efficiency.Siege ready gives it 2 extra mags, wich might be worth considering, peak physique is pretty nice if you're not that used to low ergo guns and recoil reduction is by far it's most powerfull armour passive.Free bonus tip, the shield grenade is really cool with it, you just lay down in your bubble and start blasting.
>>571862314Hunters didn't get an AP buff
>>571860674This gif didn't age well.
>>571860674>Jax gif
>>571862314>ze game is burning, what do we do???>just shit out some buffs to placate the masses>but our milsim grunt fantasy simulator is already perfectly balanced>just buff the enemies without putting in the changelog to nullify the player buffs, our retarded playerbase will never find out>you're a genius achmed!
>mechs and tank strickly tankier than before>nooo we are getting the grunk fantasy monki paw nerfening again saarYou don't play the game and your skin is brown
>all these people complaining about some shit to do with balancemake the game harder, i'll enjoy it. make it easier, i'll enjoy it. I win.
over status?
>>571865131I just like to blow stuff up>t.abrl, ulti, eruptor, giga, 500kg, hellbop, walking, 380
>>571865427not even started
Worst biome to use the tank on?
>>571866767jungle and the spooky swamp obv
>>571866767Literally Matar Bay>fucking rocks everywhere>fucking steep hills everywhere
>>571864838>AH surely wouldn't do monkey paw balancing and put in a million undocumented changes to fuck over players!https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/1.006.300#Undocumented_Changes
>muh nerfs>look inside>tank still undeadable on bugs and only dies on bots if you ignore rocket slingers
>nuh uh these nerfs don't count please give me more delicious swigger cummy yummy yummy
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>>571867703>SAAAR THE NERFENING SAAAR>Look inside>It's just mostly heavy units getting more armor pen so the post buff tank doesn't completely trivialize the entire faction (as was stated in the patch notes)Dutch shitskin tranny moment
>it's not monkey paw balancing if we give 90% of the enemies AT levels of pen to negate the armor buffsThis is your brain on swigger cum
>>5718681542/4
>>5718681542/4JOIN NOW!!!!
>>571868154join NOW
>everyone who plays the patch agrees mechs and the tank are tankier>dataminers come up with number>niggertuber makes clickbait video>suddenly the patch is bad and we got giganerfed
the cum o algo
>>571869568As a TankGOD, nothing is changed for me after the update
>breach loading space cannons>in low orbit where gravity is still a thing>even though you can see the autoloader carousel if you look up in the super destroyerWhat did they mean by this
>>571869568>everyone who plays the patch agrees mechs and the tank are tankierliterally placebo
>>571868154lobby closed
>>571869568You can't win any more. We've reached the part in the game's life where people will complain non stop until they're basically playing godmodedivers.
>>571868154full?
>>571870005see>>571869938
>>571816320The confusion and disappointment I felt when they weren't on Calypso. I literally CANNOT comprehend swedish game design.
>we buffed tanks and mechs you guys!>we won't tell you that though because there's too many changes to list>not like we want to hide them from you retards teehee>actually buff AP of all but the chaffiest of chaff to negate the players buffs>ugh this isn't monkey paw balancing stop whining!!!I cannot think of devs more malicious than AH, and "people" more cucked than those who defend them.
>this desperate for attentionlmao
>people complain that chaff does too much damage to armored vehicles>arrowhead fixes that>people now complain that they didn't get godmode shitboxesYou just want the game to be easy
>buff mech armor>make chaff anti tankwhat did AH mean by this
>>571860674>Basic bitch bot Trooper>Medium to HeavyLmao what
>>571870948Chaff didn't get AP buffs, you don't play the game
>>571867703desu penetration doesn't matter outside of bots or fights with other factions
>>571871337>bot troopers>not chaff
>>571860674So what it comes down to is that nothing really changed besides mech being immune to small bot blaster fire?
>>571871659You're getting hit by trooper grenades?
If AH ever decides to finally put in multi-faction missions, I hope they make new tracks that remix both the faction's themes
I know from experience the exo suit is very very tanky now, but It is still a burning wreck every time I look away from it for 2 seconds
>>571870948make buffs to placate playersbuff enemies to negate player buffthey think the balance is fine, but want to placate the playerbase without changing anything
>>571871659He doesnt play the game, so don't talk to him
>chimping out because trooper grenades deal as much damage as they did before
>you are not allowed to be upset that AH lied to you again
>>571872470Where's the lie?
Do any of you niggers actually play or do you just come here and piss and shit yourselves all day?
>>571872630>write whole paragraph to present it as a buff>secretly buff almost all enemies to negate the buff>this is not a lie or at the very least dishonest
None of you actually use the Bastion or the mechs, why are you angry?
>>571872951Shitboxes already trivialize the game. They don't need to be buffed because redditors can't grow hands or a brain.
>>571872751I played it a few times like 2 years agoim just salty all my friends played this slop when I had been begging them to play edf with me, but they all dropped this anyway because it's fotm edf-lite trash
>>571872951I don't use them because trooper grenades makes them unusable
>>571872951Maybe I would use them if the devs didn't insist on them having the durability of toilet paper with limited uses and a six million year cooldown
not gonna ask copeg because they'll just recommend me darktideanything cool coop wise to pick up during steam sales?
>>571872891>ummmm...its not a lie but it's "dishonest"I accept your concession.
>>571872951>dont use mechsmechs are the only stratagem I take 100% of the time I play, I follow the DSS everywhere purely for the reduced cooldown
>>571873494ok retard
>>571860674@grug pull up the penetration mechanic info page and then pull up the durable damage of all of these enemies, then snap the neck of this retarded doomtranny
>>571870557Even ten years ago, asshat devs like these would've been terminated on the spot for shit like thisThese fuckers pull this shitEVERYFUCKINGPATCH>wE PrOmIsE wE'Ll bE mOrE TrAnSpArEnT
>>571861332You did the right thingTwice, actually
>>571871659>AT rockets shouldn't have AT propertiesexplain yourself, retard
>>571872891>the bastion should be virtually indestructible because... WELL IT JUST SHOULD BEarrowhead makes a ton of mistakes but i am so fucking glad that retards like you aren't in charge
>>571874827>the tank shouldn't be tanky actually>in fact it should get raped by rifles and MGs
Ok but the bastion isn’t a tank, to be clear. It’s a tank destroyer.
>>571873291It's literally just whatever flavour of friendslop you want or helldivers 2, everything else blows
>>571875018Of course. It's historically accurate. All tank destroyers were issued with magic bags weak to pistols that directly damage the tank itself when destroyed.And the single purpose of armored skirts was to directly transfer rifle damage to the tanks main HP pool
>arrowhead says listing the changes would be too long>whiners read past all the numbers and go straight to complaining, proving arrowhead right
>>571870557>>571874306>buff players. >say there are, "too many changes to list," as if making a list of the changes is too hard.>all the enemy changes that counteract the player buffs are conveniently in the, "too many changes to list," section. They do not actually want to buff anything, they just want to placate the playerbase, and have decided that it is best to just not list the enemy buffs. Never trust a swigger.
/hdg/ really isn't beating the 'most retarded general' allegations if they can be baited this easily by one person
>>571875334Not what I said, you plate-lipped nigger
And there it is, the switch to straight adhom>Get factually proven wrong>Start namecalling
>>571875647>uhm muh realism bro???>NO NOT LIKE THAT
>>571874889okay, wish grantedNow the bastion is an invulnerable vehicle that allows you to w + m1 through any map. The only sacrifice you make to bring it is give up a stratagem slot for it. You will never die. Does this seem like a good gameplay change?
>>571875270bleak
>>571875779I literally said the bastion is not a tank. That’s it. I did not contribute anything other than that to your gay argument, yet you decided to eject a fresh log into your pants about it anyway.
>>571873291Far Far West is fun
>>571876121Tank destroyers were still armored though.It's like saying the Bradely should be vulnerable to rifle fire because it's an APC not a tank.
>>571824072Wish there was a way to re-roll them, I haven't seen any good replacer mods
Just to understand something regarding galactic impact factor.My understanding is we assume:- 100% players are liberating one planet- 100% success rate- each campaign is finished in 1 hourThen the liberation score will be the same no matter if playerbase is 100,000 OR 10,000 OR 1,000? Is that formula linear? Did devs had a say about it or they just pretend it's fine?Would that imply that blob strategy is the only way? Or 10% of bugdivers are simply hurting the global effort if there is campaign on squid / bugs?
>>571824072>>571876387it's legitimately incredible how fucking ugly they all are. Are we sure that anita sarkeesian isn't listed in the credits?
>>571876479>Or 10% of bugdivers are simply hurting the global effort if there is campaign on squid / bugs?>10%try anywhere between 30-60%, yes it's a thing and yes the retarded crayon eaters have ruined many a MO
>>571876384I never said they weren’t you gibbering ape
>>571876805so you had no argument from the start and are just a shitposting nigger
>>571876753member when bugtrannies used up like 1/3 of the limited reinforcements before the assault on Cyberstan because they’re so bad at the game?
>>571875840trulyslay the spire 2 is pretty fun coop if you're into that
>>571876918>saying the bastion is a tank destroyer not a tank (true) is a shitpost nowYou are fucking retarded and honestly suicide may be your best option.
>>571877080isn't that a card game? how's coop work in that?
>>571877221inflated enemy numbers mostly. You can get some crazy runs going though, it's fun in its own way.
>>571873291KeltkaJump spaceCasualty unknown not even meming its fun as fuck co-op
>>571874827Its supposed to have armor on its front face you dick riding little faggot. Every other tank in the game has armor on its front face.
>>571877689>Casualty unknown >edgy polish furry guro gameyeah ok
Grasslands are the worst biome in the game for their fucked up enemy visibility
>they buffed most enemies' API mean, didn't they state that the armor buff to our vehicles were just to stop the little shit mobs from raping our shit?
>>571877186What did you plan to add to the conversation by being a pedantic smartass pointing out something everyone already knows?
>>571877910Yes. For real. Although micro brains will get hard filtered as you have to read to use medical equipment. Then again its funnier just to crank the defib kit to maxx zapp and fry your friends.
Imagine hogging the DSS with an eagle swarm to try and save Matar Bay and you still fail miserably. You're actions are handicapping the MO and also holding back the liberation of Yed Prior for the community event. So many things going wrong for botfags. HOW EMBARRASSING!
>>571859715This video and the commenters are severely retarded
Yes botdivers will be requisitioning the DSS again>do they need it?No.
>>571859715>More incendiary propaganda.People fall for this shit!?
>>571879138>limited to 3>hp reduced to 9000 from 11000>turn rate reduced>turn circle reduced to 140>turret reduced to 3500 from 8000>armor reduced from 5 to 4Why yes, i do play super helldive to have a snooze and occasionally throw out a stratagem. If i see any strong enemy on this difficulty i will immediately submit a bug report as there is clearly a fault with the game.
>>571861172They're like those dog videos where they are separated by a gate and barking at each other but stop as soon as it is opened.
>Matar BayLosing>AlaraphDecaying>Save the Kids0% Resistance
>Timed out>Restart game>Timed out>Restart Steam>Timed out>Restart modem>Timed out>Restart computer>Timed outI didn't want to play anyways.
>>571880115its saving you from playing this garbage, lucky.
I hope we lose the MO just to see the FRV being ripped away from the players
>>571877858and every tank in the game is one shot by AT. Every enemy also carries AT rounds. Would you like for the bastion to be wrecked by three raider rockets?
>>571879138>Expecting sloptuber watchers to read
>>571873291If you got friends you could try "Species Unknown", my friend-group's been having a decent time with it. Bit lackluster in some departments, but good for a couple of runs.
>>571879626explain in your own words why a super heavy enemy shouldn't have a spawn limitespecially when they tend to regularly just pop out of nowhere 100m away, in plain view
>>571881082>explain in your own words why a super heavy enemy shouldn't have a spawn limitBecause it's maximum difficulty.
>>571881082Because i set the difficulty to maximum, i want the maximum. if i wanted less i'd play 9 faggot. >>571880574Disingenuous. The tank already gets bodied by cannon towers and walkers and hulks. You have to be stationary to turn. Its forward quarter should take less damage than its flanks. Thats how all the other tanks work retard.
"disingenuous", says the retard that suddenly believes AT munitions shouldn't have AT properties
>>571862314How did they conceal anything you fucking retard. They said many enemies got their penetration values changed, but little shits didn't and indeed can't hurt it anymore.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS ITITS FUCKING OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING SWIGGER MOTHERFUCKERS LIED AND HELLDIVERS DIEDTHEY EXPLICITLY SAID THAT I WOULD BE SAFE IN MY KEK CUBE BUT THE ENEMIES ARE STILL FUCKING KILLING ME NERF THIS SHIT NOW WHY THE FUCK ARE ENEMIES CARRYING AT ROCKETS ABLE TO HURT MY BASTION WHAT THE FUCK I HAD TO CALL IN TWO OF THEM TO GET THROUGH THE ONLY MISSION I WILL PLAY THIS MONTH
>unable to reduce difficulty level due to izzatraped streetshitters
Stop bickering and dive on yed prior to save the kids. You're basically a shitlord pdf file if you think it's ok to let the kids suffer.
tankcucks utterly btfo
i dont like kids they are retarded as fuck, why should i?
>>571882062>he doesnt play the gamethe RR deflects off shredder tanks front plate and vox engines chest. those are armor plates that provide armor.
>>571883168Dive on Deez Nuts nigga
>limited to 3
>>571883297play the game you fucking retarded cgw tranny
SaveTheKidsCommissar Kai said to and you should listen. He's funny and a great representative of the community.
>increased to 5
very organic spam, another leaktranny raid?
are you ready for GTA 6?
>>571883852Just the thread schizo. Ignore him. It won't make him stop but it slightly reduces it.
Don't know what you guys are complaining about. I just shoot things with my Amendment.>inb4 light penSuits my needs.
>>571883727He’s fat and gay
Yed Prior is at 0% resistance. Anything you can do will help liberate the planet and save the kids. Remember the last times we saved the kids? Those were epic player events! Now we get to do it again! It also supports charity for real and you can feel good about that. Get your ass to Yed Prior!
>save le kidswhat kids?
>clank clank clank clank
>>571883769You now need a RR to open them
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>>571884903can't join my internet is having a melty
>>571884679The ones coomersar kike and his tranny friend want to diddle
>>5718849033/4 coomdivers to goonpods>>571884947rip
>>571884903fvll
>>571878081>Vehicles getting turbo raped by everything>Buff vehicles so they take no damage from chaff>But also buff everything not chaff so they assfuck vehicles even faster
>>571882232But they do...they deal 20% now instead of full 100% which was needed as mechs fucking suck ass.
>not enough players on alaraph>not enough players on matar baynow im wondering if AH didn't plan this charaty so we lose the FRV
>>571885812I was doing alright solo on a bot eradication mission in the patriot so idkD9
>>571883297was it real in your head?
>>571887440the retard probably hit it at an extreme autobounce angle and took it at face value
>>571887440Thats not the armor plate bro It absolutely bounces off the turret armor as all the AT weapons can
>>571887836unless you hit it mid turret traverse or hit the barrels at an extremely high angle and got punished with infinite calculations)) it's just not the case
>>571887440He's referring to those plates on the sides of the turret, it'll definitely bounce on those. But hitting where you hit works. Between the plates is optimum and one-shots.So for him it's skill issue
>>571880285I hate the cuckmobile the soulless community picked over the flammenwagon so I too can only wish for schadenfreude on the part of both the gigafag playerbase and the tantrum they’d throw at arrowfagSadly joel will just rig it to win anyway
>>571887836>I HIT SLANTED ARMOR AT AN ANGLE AND IT... LE BOUNCED??genuinely kill yourself
Reminder that 95% of your complaints about the game can be solved by just fucking aimingUnless you're Blitzer vs unnerfed Guard then you're boned lol lmao
>>571886502>not enough players on alaraphwhen are you silly niggers going to learn how cities work
>>571888081this kills the shitter
Bodied that freak.
return to /coopg/
>>571888081KEK
>>571884020I'm white, so no
>>571888286my trusty Senator had my back during that time>>571884020>console exclusive launch again>$80 base game>$100 for the ultimate edition and access to tattoo parlors and side activities>automatic free trial for GTA+ which subscribes you to GTA+ to pump their numbers and scam retards>no GTAO2 meaning it's separate and probably paid on top of requiring that you own the base gameyeah no, i don't think i'll even bother pirating it. i will wait with bated breath for lucia and jason animations
>its another episode of getting kicked from the game because you didn't insta-reinforce some retard on the other side of the map You can fix the bugsYou can fix the progressionYou can fix factionsBut you CAN'T fix subhumans playing this dogshit game
>>571892014>But you CAN'T fix subhumans playing this dogshit gameYou can actually
>>571892014>But you CAN'T fix subhumans playing this dogshit gameyes you can, its called CGW. subhumans are mostly console niggers
>>571891616>i will wait with bated breath for lucia AND jason animations
>>571892307he said fix not populate in entirety
>>571884020I've only played GTA2 how's my outlook bwos
>>571892509lucia x jason then if it makes your deeply closeted self feel any better
>>571893986not closeted but ok
>>571892014non of those things get fixedturning cross play off instantly removes the subhumans
>>571884679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhOChYzeka8
>>571880264If you kept Pileofshit and the fag wearing flowers the same this would be much more deceptive.
>>571884020No. V was terrible and I stopped after an hour. 6 is more of the same but, no killing certain people (thanks RDR2), and multiplayer gaas trash.
It's crazy how despite all these changes, you still lose your limbs from any hit from even the smallest bugs, that's the only part that really aggravates me. I don't mind that we still get 2-shot by most things and actually prefer it but fuckkkk the constant stim tax on getting hit by scavengers or pouncers
>>571892014you can literally reinforce someone in 0.2 seconds with good inputs so all you need to do is dive and throwdoable even with a berserker up your ass but I guess you're just a shitter
>missed the point award
HYOGhostyourowngameHYOGpubs were retarded as long as public matchmaking has existedjust host your own fucking game
Ahh, another evening spent teamreloading random newbies and getting salutes
This last patch is genuinely the worst one yet. I've crashed less on release
works on my machine
>>571858627peak physique is the best perk to pair with the HMG. recoil can be controlled by crouching or proning but nothing fixes bad ergonomics. you pretty much want to never fire while standing, and especially never fire while moving, at least crouch first if you can help it. also, learn to reload it with at least 1 round left in the chamber to get a reload as fast as most primary weapons full empty reloads.as other anons have said switching up RPM can be good but unlike those other anons I say never put it on the lowest since not only can you just tap fire on the middle RPM easily enough, when you do need to dump ass at something you're stuck in the glacial low DPS fire rate unless you take the second to switch it, but also the low rate of fire doesn't actually make recoil all that easier to control since instead of a relatively steady recoil impulse the gun actually has time to start settling between shots making it harder to compensate for consistently. just keep it on medium and if you know you're going to have to engage a big target set it to max, never go low RPM.pairing it with a supply pack is always a good idea as you will go through your 2 spare mags pretty quickly in any kind of heavy fighting. giga grenades or thermites are a natural pairing for the HMG so you can nuke super heavies without needing to call down another stratagem of some kind or expend copious amount of ammo or time trying to get a flank.
>>571856642Pscience. With a capital P.
>>571896515I wish we were as tanky as we were before the 60 day patch
I wish you homos weren’t gay but here we are
Is it gay to impose your superior will on an inferior man, a.k.a. rape?
Matar bay is going to lose. Bottrannies will be on sewerslide watch afterwards so be extra nice to them or they might ACK themselves.
Why is bro's tank so close to me....
>>571872891>>secretly buff almost all enemies to negate the buffthe only enemies that got a pen buff are the ones that should be able to damage tanks, like the bot equivalent of a heavy machine gun, the heavy blasters on hulks and war striders, bug acid spew, and the fucking bot's literal anti-tank cannon.troopers and scavs did not get a penetration buff, calm the fuck down.
>>571901109What if you touched turrets?
>>571901131>troopers and scavs did not get- ACK
D10 Borgs before we lose the planetsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245190395258/76561197986229160>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245190395258/76561197986229160
>>571901563their small arms didn't. the incendiary rocket raider uses the same weapon as the bunker turrets. the rocket raider fires the same HEAT warhead rockets as the heavy devastatorand that's the bot HE grenade (ours also have heavy pen btw), not their gun
>>571901850>as the heavy devastatorrocket devastator*also, almost every single pen buff was applied only to the DIRECT ANGLE PENETRATION ONLY, meaning any hit that connects at even the slightest angle over 25 degrees loses a level of pen and thus loses the ability to damage the tank or an exo suit body
2/4
>>571901645groomer lobby
>join level 20 and 40 struggling on d10>finish objectives>call in extraction because im close to it>kickedpeople are still doing this? why?
>>571898181remove your supply FRV skin
>>571903169Low trust society brownoids assume you are going to leave without them. A high trust person knows you will wait.
>>571901645fvll
>>571903506Already did. Last time I just crashed on the loadout screen
monkey paw niggers conveniently ignore the proovfes that vehicles last 3-4x as long now even with the enemy AP changes
>>571903762I always leave them behind.
>>571904192then verify your files
>>571904192it doesn't matterthe game crashes as soon as there's at least one guy with the skin equipped and the fourth diver joins>that doesn't make sensedu gamla du fria nigga
swag
>>571903169I always wait for the host to call in extraction or for the Pelican to show up on its own. If they aren’t there at that point, fuck em.
>>571871560then why did they reduce stagger force on bot rockets from 50 to 30 if 30 is what ragdolls you anyway
>a fellow anon brings the bastion>either have to baby sit on the gun(giga boring) or lock in because two anons now have tunnel vision fucking around in the tanki may have to start kicking you fags
>>571906567you won't do shit bitchthat being said, everything else is truebastion is boringhopefully apc will be less gay
>>571859901>and they sound femininethat's because half of them are robo foids
>Glazedivers still exist when their "fix" to players being unable to climb was to make us "climb" up stairs like we're parkouring
>newfag doesn't know that the stairs vaulting issue has been in the game since day 1luh maofuck swedes btw
>>571906174... I don't see how that is connected to the penetration arguementbut also they did that because rock steady raises the ragdoll threshold to 35
>>571906638>you won't do shit bitchthat's right but i wish i could but i feel bad kicking a fellow anon
>>571868374>>It's just mostly heavy units getting more armor penand the lighter units that got pen buffs are lighter units that use anti-tank weapons anyways or they only got them on their secondary high explosive weapons.anyone complaining about this or calling it monkey paw balancing are being hysterical hyperbolic retards
>>571907410>anyone complaining about this or calling it monkey paw balancing are being hysterical hyperbolic retardsso another day over in the helldivers community
>>571906968Are you one of those auto vault retards?
>>571907509yeah pretty much. not to mention the pen buffs are mostly only to direct angle penetration. even a slight angle makes the bastion functionally immune to any non-explosive weapon that went from 3 to 4 pen
>>571905134That doesn't fix swigger code
>>571907410true, but they buffed it above the armor rating so it does full damage instead of the reduced 65% on matching armor value>>571907206its probably because automatons can't win fights against other factions now because they can't stagger larger enemies their reduced 50 to 35
>>571902130I fucking hate glaze faggots>mechs are utter shit and made of paper>finally get the buff they need to not eat dicks the moment they spawn in >rather than let it be so people can actually try out non shit mechs for a week every enemy also gets a AP buff>back to beginning The leg hp boost was badly needed, you can actually walk at normal speed now without getting instantly kneecapped. They still die in 0.1 second to illuminate beams and acid and fucking turrets rape them.
Convince me to use the Slugger
>>571909267Use the slugger
>>571909267If you don't have venus on every weapon you're a tourist
>>571908923>but they buffed it above the armor ratingno? most things that got buffed went from 3 pen to 4 pen. the bastion and exo suit bodies went from 3 armour to 4 armour. a FEW things got more than 4 pen but they already did full damage because they were things like the automaton tank/turret cannons>>571909230>heavy anti-tank weapons kill vehicles quicklywaa waa waa what do you fucking want you fucking baby
>>571909423it looks better in whitelike a toothpaste tube
>>571909267it's the deadeye for poorfags
>>571909230>>mechs are utter shit and made of paper>>finally get the buff they need to not eat dicks the moment they spawn in>whining shitter once again exposing his massive skill issues and begging for the game to be made even easier instead of just lowering the difficultymany such cases
>>571908196then may i suggest stealing the sorce code then nuking sweden
>>571910096it will be done bismillah
>>571910327this is some powerfully tranny-coded armor
>>571910327this is some powerfully cutie coded armor
>>571910457it's ok anon i'm taking it backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYITxGniww4
>>571910327NGHHHHHH
>>571909467>a FEW things got more than 4 penmore than a third of the roster received ap4 to ap5. half of the listed entities received ap3 to ap4. borgs couldn't even hurt vehicles with their ap2 guns but now they have ap3 and ap4 on overcharge
seriously this is the fucking bullshit i am inside of a vehicle and these fucking benchods think they are should be able to hurt the superior helldiver. motherfucking nerf this bitches now arrowhead before you get more poor reviews
>>571911164anon the things that had 4 pen before the change did full damage to vehicles. buffing the pen didn't make a bunch of things start doing full damage where they weren't before, they were all already doing full damage.>borgs couldn't even hurt vehicles with their ap2 guns but now they have ap3 and ap4 on overchargethe bastion was 3 armour all around except, now it's 4 armour all around. exo suits went from 2 on the limbs and 3 on the body to 3 on the limbs and 4 on the body. the FRV was always 3 armour on the main chassis and 2 everywhere else.the agitators normal shot had its direct and slight angle pen increased from 2 to 3 yes, but what that actually means is that it went from being unable to damage the bastion and exo suit bodies and do partial damage to exosuits limbs and FRV's to being unable to damage the bastion and exo suit bodies and do partial damage to exo suits limbs and the FRV. in other worlds no effective change.the agitators overcharged shot had it's SLIGHT ANGLE penetration increased from 3 to 4. in other worlds that means it's DIRECT ANGLE penetration was already at 4. that means the bastion and exo bodies actually take less damage than they did beforethe radicals scattergun had it's SLIGHT ANGLE penetration increased from 2 to 3 which, again, means that the DIRECT ANGLE penetration was already at 3. that means previously the tank and exo bodies took partial damage and the exo limbs full damage, while now after the change the tank and exo suit bodies are immune and exo suit limbs take less damage. it's actually an improvement.Anon, please read and consider the changes carefully. it's not as bad as you think.
>>571910457?? It's fine, he's a girl when wearing a skirt
>>571913152finally a voice of reason
Im not surprised theres a load of nerfs in the new patch disguised as a bunch of buffs. And based on how many times arrowhead keeps saying "we didnt rig anything" while constantly trying to sneak shit around the players backs, it really leads me to not believe anything that they say. They keep saying they want to be the next fromsoft. But I never looked at a fromsoft patch and went "okay, so when do we learn about all the stealth nerfs?" They need to understand WHY people love fromsoft so much. And this is even after AH said theyw ere going to communicate more and be more transparent. Like when Piles said he would do an AMA every other week. Another lie. I think theyre confusing Fromsoft with Bethesda and Todd Howard
>>571913460>theres a load of nerfs in the new patch disguised as a bunch of buffs.name them. show us. point them out.
>>571913617https://www.reddit.com/r/HelldiversUnfiltered/comments/1ufhoj5/a_comprehensive_list_of_every_undocumented_change/
>>571913460when they say they want to be the next fromsoft, they mean they want a rabid legion of unemployed trannies that will shout down any valid criticism of their game design by spamming "skill issue" 24/7
>>571906567You can swap seats in gunner position to both shoot anywhere the main gun can't hit and also cover the tank's ass. If you're only sitting in the gunner portion of the tank as the gunner and then being bored because there's nothing in your angle of fire to hit then that's on you for being a retard that doesn't know how to actually play the gunner position in the tank.
i am so FRIGGIN mad we will lose matar bay anyway because retards refuse to defend the city. why are these people even here
oh my fcking matar bay
>>571914491yeah it's like they weren't even paying attention during the tutorial that explains how planet mechanics work
>>571913783>hysterical retard who can't readfigured
>take frvs out of warbond to give them as mo awards>players fail mo anywaysWould be funny ngl
>>571914591This shouldn't need a tutorial you fag"megacities matter more than random colonist mudhuts" <----- Pvre Logic
>>571914812>urban more important than rural is just logicOh, I didn't know you were LGBT. Happy pride month.
>>571914997was Hitler also woke for wanting to take Stalingrad?
imagine using logical inference as a defense of galactic war mechanics lmfao
What of every sector had it's own GW modifier instead of it being well galactic?
>>571915107yeshe ended up killing himself due to hormonal instability
>>571915107Seeing as it lead to the downfall of the Nazis yeah I'd say it was pretty woke
>>571914491Who even cares? The events are all rigged by the dev to fit their release schedule. In the first game you could actually win or lose and it was all on the players.
>>571915298NOOOOOO SSTTOOOOOOPP PLEASE THIS IS ALL I HAVE
>>571915298How are you supposed to get invested in a war that just starts over every week? A war with no player agency that never progresses in any meaningful way is so much more engaging.
>>571915117>imagine using logical inference as a defense of living mechanics lmfao *stops breathing and dies like faggot*>>571915158It's called bushido>>571915223Not* taking it was woke they would've wonned bigly if they took it like he ordered>>571915298No they aren't. It's a kind of improvisational theatre (and the nigger player base are SHIT actors)
>>571914639>Moving the goalpostConcession accepted
>>571915542>No they aren't.
A full eagle storm cycle and still losing. What the fuck are you even doing? All I can say is... LMAO!
>>571915712Yeah like 1-2k more people in the city and Matar Bay would be defended. As I said, theatre. Large story beats are defined but you can act better or worse. For example one can act better by not getting raped in the ass by bots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245199045642/76561198071306508Game now
>>571915978@grok would we be winning if we had, say, 1600 more players?
>>5719162202/4
>>571913783>r/HelldiversCirclejerkKill yourself.
>>571916403Bugchasers wasting the city bonus on ACKmar is tradition at this point.
Cocksucking glazers are a menace. I can never tell if they truly believe the retarded shit they're spouting or if they're just rage baiting to get any sort of attention now that the game is unpopular and lost the majority of its original player-base. Either way it's a waste of time to engage with them but if you don't Arrowhead will probably only read their feedback and make the game even worse.
>>571916087>don't worry bros you can totally affect this shit that doesn't matter in the slightest to anyone without aspergers
>>571916560>t. the nigga that cant read
>>571916682it matters to everyone with a soul, playing beautifully is the most important part of any video game
>>571915479What's the issue with that? You get invested by having actual impact on the outcome of the war - where your choices actually matter. Look at Foxhole, you can single-handedly turn the tides of entire fronts by well timed maneuvers with your friends and create memorable experiences for thousands of people.
>>5719162203/4
>>571916648>I can never tell if they truly believe the retarded shit they're spouting or if they're just rage baiting to get any sort of attentionTheyre as bad as FF14 players. >Make statement>They twist your argument and respond with something else you clearly were not talking about
>>571916776>misses the point
>>571917229What was your point? Not being snippy I genuinely want to know.
>>571916648>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GLAZEDIVERS ARE RAPING MY THIGHT ASSHOLE UOOOOOHHHHHH THEIR PENISES ARE COMING IN AND OUT OF MY ASS WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHI don't give a fuck retard
Losing Matar Bay is such an embarrassment. I would feel so much shame if I was a botfaggot diver.
>>571917494>I would feel so much shame if I was a botfaggot diver.True, but then I remember there are things far worse.
>>571917370nta but a circlejerk isn't just being collectively positive about something
>>571917370That place literally behaves like GamingCirclejerk, just with Helldivers.
>>571918169Okay, but is the post wrong?
so what are you supposed to do at extraction with a full clear but the host just wants to kill shit?its their game so its their choice but i want my medals
>>571918383Just extract? Let him kill his shit, kick you and you get to leave and find a new game after extraction.
DAY 8 OF NOT PLAYING THIS SHITTY IZZAT FARM GAME
>>571918783wouldn't that set off his extraction timer?
day 8 of no one asking what a troon thinks
>>571918315the reddit post? it's a breakdown of what the undocumented AP changes actually did. tl;dr being enemies with anti-heavy weapons didn't get any stronger compared to before while enemies with light and medium weapons either got got the effective damage they could do nerfed or they continue not to be able to damage vehicles
>>571918884Yes and then he kicks you and you are put in your own game and can extract and he can cancel the extraction and kill shit in his game or whatever.
Day 8 of nofap. Please pray for me
>>571916861knowingly falling for a hoax is your prerogative I suppose
>>571918892>t. The Farmed
>>571919190>hoaxyou are a retarded spastic. did you crash out at your parents when you found out santa isn't real too?
>>571918315it's an ad hominem because they don't want to address the actual information
>Botdivers>Ran 2 community events to give charity>Bugchasers>Doxxed a man and made him lose his job at a horse charity
>squiddivers>brought four grenades to a five container SC farm run
>>571919836It's crazy that people still believe that obviously fake sob-story made up so the dude doesn't have to pay anyone.
>>571919902>Its not real if I pretend it wasnt real
>>571909926Why would i need to lower the difficulty when i can just let the game update? >limited to 3
>>571919976Post proof it happened. Any proof at all.
>>571920145>It was all a great big hoax to make us look bad!
>>571920074can you stop projecting for one day?
>>571920436I accept your concession so you may protect your izzat
>>571920863>>571920436
how did anon post such an airtight and objectively correct rebuttal, i almost (You)'d him for it, the bastard
Anyone playing this game on PC ?
If bottrannies were at all smart and good at the galactic war, as they claim, then they would know to focus the city entirely and not bother with rural missions. HOWEVER! Bottrannies are quite stupid and can't even get simple strategy right. I see why they lose so many MOs.
>>571923060Most anons here play on PC
>did a whole operation in the city>barely any enemies>highest kill count in all 3 missions was fucking 109>on D10Was that a bug or what? It was unusually quiet even at big outposts and objectives
>>571923424Thats cool my friends stopped playing this game recently and I was hoping to play with yall
>>571923523Just ask for a lobby and an anon will provideI think most just keep the game running just in case
>>571923892Cool thanks
>>571916220gg
>>571923443Um, sorry, you wanted, like, hordes to shoot in your, like, horde shooter? lmao XD this isn't that game for you. Maybe play a different game XD
>>571923443omg bro it's the host's cpu
Kino warbond incoming
>>571924812>helldivers swimmingcareful, that's considered blasphemy around here
>what's it like to play this game, interlinked.>Do you still enjoy this game, interlinked.>What's it like to play the game with someone you love, interlinked.
>>571916220thanks for hosting anonreal helldivers always bring mines to cities so that young citizens have a chance to earn their mine disarming badges>>571923523read the lobby hosting link in the op to learn how to join lobbiesI'd host if I wasn't going to play something else with a friend soonwelcome to /hdg/
never reply to me again you brown subhuman piece of shit
has anyone bothered to actually kill the avatarfag by reporting
>>571925604jannies rarely do their job
>>571918826>saves fortnite webmsyou are statistically likely to be a grooming tranny
>no shrug emote
>>571926403Sorz hes from /fng/ I'll bring him backThose 2 skins are the notorious tranny skins he spams there
>>571926732post some tracer ass on your way out
>>571925604>jannies>doing their jobsreporting sometimes works just keep doing it unironically, but Honestly just set some filters and click hide post with no stubs if he bypass them.
>>571926782Byebye
What material is helldiver armor made of that allows it to instantly combust the second you stand near an open fire?
>>571930319cotton
>>571930319an alloy of aluminum and iron oxide
>>571925604There has been someone spamming dog and horse rape fantasies in /wfg/ for over a year, and the past few days he has been mass replying to himself with spoiler text talking about how much he enjoys raping dogs and horses. Not to mention the schizo spamming "church of black penis" for seven years+ now. Jannies are useless.
>>571930319Refined hardened fire
>>571925354That's not a robutt, that's just a coal black nigger foid!
>>571925604
>>571925604Kill the mods instead, every single one of them got doxxxed already.
>>571931483thats og robutt.
Vox Engine really got nerf into the ground, I barely get the chance to fight them because my teammates would 1 shot them with leveller + EAT combo or orbital railcannon strike, Shit used to be scary
>>571934174Nice diary entry
>>571925604Seething
>>571934912imagine I cared enough to go into my images folder and find the "haha rent free" meme to reply with
>>571918826>Trannynitehere is your (You)
fortnite gets content doe..*cough*
>>57193604190% of it is just gooner skins.we have abdoslop and animeslop for people who care about that.
>>571936158And the other 10% is new items and guns that streamers piss their pants about until they get ruined
Vox engines are nerfed to shit but botfags still can't beat cyborgs. Really makes you think.
>>571935078I mean you reply to every single robutt post with an image about how its against the rules...
>>571937026>
>>571930319Gameplaynium. Same stuff that kills you in waist high water in 5 second.
>>571936756>"*new warbond weapon* is overpowered actually!">demonstrates it against 1 to 3 enemies in the entire mapI fucking hate sloptubers so much.
>>571938740>"HOW TO KILL ENEMY!!">patiently shoots weak spots as it just stands there alonegreat now show you doing it while 20 baddies rape you
>>571938740>>571938903game is balanced around D6 pls understand
>Jejeje no one will notice sentries spinning towards players when the last enemy dies I am so clever
*cough* boydiver content... doko... *cough cough*
>>571940731
>>571940731The Swedes are forbidden from making femboy/twink content by royal decree.Their king is tired of the Swedish twink meme, so he outlawed it.
Joel is making you lose Matar Bay because you didn't even try to play the charity event.
>>571941421Im not donating to some charity so they can give it to some third world to perpetuate its existance as a dependent on the western world.
>>571941421Dude half the player is chasing squid MO
I don't like taking RR and become a babysitter
REVERT VOX ENGINE HP NERFREVERT VOX ENGINE SPAWN LIMITREVERT VOX ENGINE CANNON ARMOR NERFMAKE HELLDIVERS 2 FUN AGAIN
>>571942316Nerf yourself
>>571942175I like taking RR and becoming a babysitter for non-meta retard fun havers
>>571942175whats the name of this semen demon i wanna rape?
>>571919878your crossbow???????
>>571942316Cannon armour change is good though.Everything else should be reverted and just give the ORC a buff instead.
>>571942608I like taking the MG43 and pretending i'm Hitlers top guy.
>>571942638>>571944378>25 minutes to get one playerholy fucking shit we are so deadI am at work, can't join :(
>>571944481Im busy doing my yearly Dead Rising run
>>571944327>larping as a loserthe joke writes itself
>>571946762You are banned from my Truth Enforcers LARP discord server, pal.
Blessed by RNG GODS with two 100 credit pickups. Have over 1k now. Do i cop Entrenched or will Racer theme be good?
>>571947292Entrenched sucks, wait for the FRV warbond
>>571943917Barrages needed the buff Walkers needed the buffRail cannon needed the buffVox had retard health and a broken weakness mechanicIt’s all good stuff
>>571947354Even gas mortar?
>>571947686gas mortar is alright but too situational
>>571947354entrenched doesn't really suck,you get the best shotgun in the game (sweeper), you get gas mortar which is godlike on bricks too.
>>571947686yes, gas mines are better overall unless you're itching for a flamer that works
>curious>look up Helldivers 2 on ebay>Chinese cheats max samples max weapons for salehuh?
I thought that we were gonna hold Matar Bay but it's looking more and more unlikely. For a while there it looked like we could make a come back but the DSS ended and the burgers (our biggest divers) went to bed. This formed a mighty one-two punch that stalled our momentum. Tragic. Disappointing.
>>571947947To clarify I meant the Eagle Storm ending not the DSS ending. If we had a few more hours we would have had this in the bag.
>>571947760Sweeper is super store so doesnt even count
>>571947354Entrenched is really good, wtf are you smoking?
>>571948331Cremator dog walks every front
>>571948076The average pubbie is still mind broken and terrified of borgs so they avoided the defence
>>571948227ok I am retarded, I forgot.
today I will remind them
>>571812056why are moon biomes so kino guys I love them so much
>it's another game where every player splits off into random directions to full clear the map and encounter zero resistanceGod I wish the game punished you for this shit.
>>571949467That is actually a dream scenario.Worst is when people split up and start to die and every time you reinforce them they waste time going to pick up their gear only to die again.
What did Arrowhead mean by this?
>>571949467Helldivers 2 is not a coop game. its a 4 player game, yes but its not coop.
Maybe sweden isn't all bad...
>>571949675>t. cattle
>>571949675You know, every country has 10/10 girls.They are reserved for Chad's cock only though.And you if you are on 4chan then just forget about wifing one.
>>571949781Yeah she does have big milkers isn't it great?
>>571949675She looks sad and scared
>>571949987she realised that letting every single somali and muslim nigger into her country just to virtue signal actually results in mass rapes
>>571949908retard
I wish I could get into sports at allSo doggone boring
>>571950264You don't have to sign your posts bro
>>571949640akshuallly, The UF-16 Inspector armor leans significantly more toward the Soviet side, heavily drawing from the aesthetic of Soviet political officers, commissars, and state security agencies like the KGB or NKVD.
>>571950369I prescribe you 6 beers, 2 before the match and 4 during.
>>571948852I'd say that's wrong seeing how fast we got the previous MO done. We had blitz through 2 borg worlds in great time to siege planet ballstca or whatever it's name was. After that a lot of divers were still in bot space. It's only afterwards when the MO to kill voteless on Aleraph distracted a bulk of the divers. My word. I don't understand why they left to kill squids just because some-one told 'em too. And so many of 'em left too. I thought nobody cared about squid space.
>>571950369just put a bet on who will win
>>571950590>I thought nobody cared about squid space.Nobody did, but when you give them a faction that is actually difficult on D10 (cyborgs) and the easiest faction in the game (mindless masses) on D10, you can bet your ass all the dadgamers, redditors and discord troons will go to squids because feeling "strong and professional" is just so easy on D10 squids.
>>571949675built for abusive somalis
>>571951065Yeah squids d10 are so boring but it's quite literally because they nerfed harvesters, nerfed leviathans and nerfed overseers lol The faction has no heavy units. Of course it's easy.
>>571942638gg
>>571947401There are 10 difficulty levels. When it's set to maximum I want the fucking maximum.
>>571950415retard
>>571951507>but it's quite literally because they nerfed harvestersnot really? damage transfer to main isn't the way you're killing them
>>571942638GG
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240927140950/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>571937026Because it's boring.Super helldivers are just walking simulators now. Nothing spawns because it's all nerfed into the dirt. You have to select a convoy just to see 5 heavy enemies.
>>571952045Wouldn't even know because they die in 1 shot from pretty much anything and you can mag dump the eye with a liberator. They used to spawn in groups of 5-6 with dozens of overseers and flesh mobs. Not anymore.
>>571952152full
i feel like RR is a crutch, i felt restrained in how slowly i killed hulks and war striders
>>571953951>weapon designed to specifically rape AT gear-check enemies at the cost of having basically no chaff clearing ability (don't kid yourself you know HE mode sucks ass)>actually rapes AT gear-check enemiesuhhhhhhokay???????
>>571954447>HE modeI had to boot the game just to check you were not lying. What does it even do?
>>571954632no one knows...
>>571954632changes your ammo from factory strider raping dildos into a 3 meter explosion grenade to kill like 4 troopers or 3 scavangers.
>matar bayI don't want to live in this galaxy anymore.
>>571954771That sounds almost as good as the wasps artillery mode. Can't wait to never never use it.
>>571954632Sometimes we delude ourselves into thinking it's good against dragonroaches (it isn't).
>super earth high command STILL hasn't provided me a bug wife
how long until sony pulls the plug?
lobby doko
>>571949675built for abdul and muhammad
>Jeet Brigade>40 diversWhat went wrong
Narrowhead at it again with the monkey paw grunt fantasy!
>>571957010I told you doomGODS and nerftrannies will win in the end!
>>571957010>Dick cleaners will defend the undocumented changes
>>571957010>Everything that made sense to have heavy armor pen got heavy armor pen>Only ever affects sentries and vehicles , which also got buffed that patch and are still overall more durable than before >Enemy friendly fire is now more effectiveWhy are you all a bunch of lying niggers
>>571957678we don't actually play the game, we just masturbate to bugs here
something something ze raped
>>571952152ggs, rip bluescreen
>>571957975botsissies....our response???
>>571952152GGsHelldivers 2 may be the worst piece of software ever written
>>571952152ggz frens, still better than dih souls the second: scholar of the first dih
>SPEAR can two-shot a vox engine>RR can notholy shit finally an actual use case for this thing!
>>571958459they made the tank invincible to small attacks like scavangers and troopers with guns but in return actualy explodey stuff now can kill a tank faster.I think it is a fair trade considering that our AT weapons work good against their tanks, so their own AT weapons should be good against our tanks as well.
>>571952152GGs
>>571958737ok glazer
>>571958737>I think it is a fair trade considering that our AT weapons work good against their tanksTrue, brother. As an automaton war rocket dev main these changes are really good
>>571958908I will agree, conveniently only including buffs in the change list and the nerfs out of it was very scummy.
>>571958415these are the only dark soles I care about
>How it feels knowing I don't get farmed for izzat
>>571958908I think they knew that saying "we buff tank and mech :DD" followed by two gorillion buffs to enemy AP would look bad, so they just... didn't. With the poor excuse of "too many changes to list sorry"
>>571959307built for rape and having 5 children>>571959317I will rape your waifu and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>571959684But the meches did need buffs because they are shit. The tank did not because it's already good and anyone who though otherwise should just be ignored as a retard. Then nerfing the last heavy enemy in the game again because dumb mother fuckers can't throw a gattling barrage on them. Really. This is what it's come to? You select D10 and complain enemies spawn in large numbers? Fuck off to 7 idiot lol
>>571960005>mechescute!
Dreaming about making cute little mixed race babies with Robutt!
>>571958737>but in return actualy explodey stuff now can kill a tank faster.that's not even true though. it all kills them exactly as fast as before, not faster. they changes were to maintain parity, not make them better or worse.
>>571960628Dreaming about raping your Robutt while you are tied to a chair and are forced to watch.
I have a design. Rate and tell me hot shit it is. Mindless masses harvester. "Harvestman" in reference to the spider and the Masses being zombies..,Which are man. It works alright.I figured that a big limitation of the masses subfaction being that that zombie chaff are not able to get close in force before getting gunned down. So the solution is simply to give the zombies a buffer between them and the bullets.Harvestman would stand at thrice or even quadruple the height of a regular harvester as a stilt legged shield generator without a beam attack or electic tesla. (would stab you you it's legs if you get close though.) Shield is like...10X the regular harvester in strength while the main body has poo-poo light pen amour on the exposed generators.
>>571957010>overall takeaway: this patch is overwhelming nerf-heavy with most changes increasing enemy armour penetrationincreasing it to NO EFFECTIVE CHANGE. the bastion was AV3 before and is AV4 now. hulk heavy lasers going from 3 pen to 4 pen CHANGES NOTHING. stupid fucking lying disingenuous summary and anyone who thinks the changes actually made vehicles weaker are fucking retarded
>>571960863make the shield invincible so people are forced to actually get close to enemies and you got something interesting.Otherwise, people will just pop the shield from 300 meters away like they do now and nulify the existance of this enemy.
>>571959303>only including buffs in the change list and the nerfs out of it was very scummy.these aren't nerfs. if every single gun had its damage increased by 100 but every single enemy had their health also increased by 100 what is that? it's a net 0 change. that's what these pen changes are. It was only the heavy weapons that could already damage vehicles either partially or fully were buffed to maintain the exact same level of effectiveness. increasing the armour of vehicles was aimed at making small arms less effective against them, not making anti-tank weapons worse against them.
>>571960913Anyone focused on the vehicle changes and not the heavy enemy changes is a retard. They literally are no threat at all on d10 anymore because they spawn 1 or 2 at a time for you to gape with a orbital hellbomb
NOTHING TOMORROW!!!!!!WARHAMMER 40K WARBOND NEVER!!!!!!
>>571957010where's the bastion and exo suits armor buffs in the "good for helldivers" section? why doesn't it list those ones? did they just forget? did whoever make this not know the vehicle armor got buffed too? anyone looking at this giant list of enemy AP buffs is going to think that they just made enemies better at killing vehicles when that just isn't true.
WARBOND 30TH TRUST THE PLAN
>>571957010>NOOOOOOOO WHY CAN THE ENEMY ANTI-ARMOR HURT MY ARMORED BOX!?!?!?I am fucking SICK to the GILLS from having to listen to crydivers.
>>5719619981 SC has been added to your account
>>571961825source?
>>571957010this is good actually
>Bugchasers are going to be the only ones that fucked up in the campaignkek
>>571957010Why are there still undocumented changes, I thought they promised to be more transparent?
How raped is the game? Wanna get into it for the Warhammer stuff most likely but I keep hearing how the formerly based devs now ass fucked the community so hard its bleeding players
>>571964361You think HD2 is more raped than Dorktide? LAMO
>>571964279because if they put a brick of enemy buffs in the patch notes absolute dumb fuck retards like the moron who made that image will think that there were massive nerfs to players because they can't actually comprehend what they are reading.they said in the patch notes that they buffed enemy AP values, this was not secret, it was not hidden.
>>571964472Who said anything about Darktide you schizo I was asking a question about HD
>>571957010We knew all this allready day 1 and they said as much in the patchnotes Why are we acting like this is news or undocumented?
>>571957010
Its getting a bit tiring with you guys.Thr point of the patch was so basic enemies do less dmg to vehicles, they said exactly this in the patch notes and that they adjusted enemies accordinglyTurret health exo health still had a massive buffThis is neither news nor undocumented, they just didnt tell us the exact values and what enemies
>>571964504They fucked themselves my dude. There was no reason not to say "enemy anti tank is changed accordingly" but it's not just the anti tank, it's dumb shit like mg troopers and snitches now have AP5The spawn rate of heavy enemies is also nerfed because of PShitters. >Waaaaa I picked armour surge d10 and armor enemies spawned NEERRRRF NOOOOWso now nothing spawns on d10. maybe 1 or 2 war striders, a few hulks. They are all spawn limited so nothing is going to kill your fucking tank now.
>>571960863Makes mines better.>>571961061Overlapping barriers would stonewall reasonable attempts at this pretty fast. It's easy to make a shield's meatpoints number go up high enough for it to be prohibitable to actually brute force it from the outside.
>>571964504This is not transparency, it's called obfuscation. When they said transparency, it means they write exactly what they have changed. Typical swedish arrogance I know better than you attitude.
>took 10 seconds to reinforce me?>that's a kick
>>571965453Inpersonally understood perfectly what they meant, tested with the basrion day 1 to confirm and am confused at the spergoutIm especially confused at how late the spergout happenedDid yall not notice or what?
>>571965582Its honestly crazy how people take forever to reinforce you sometime. Even when im actively being shot I reinforce people. Guess its just a matter of how someone was raised.
>your doing the jammer and can't reinforce me?>that's a kick
>>571965736I'm not particularly fixated about the changes itself, but the fucking promise they said>Oh, we'll better communicate from now on!>Still announce shit only on their hugbox server>Oh, we'll write more detailed and transparent patchnotes from now on>Undocumented changes still exist
>>571965802>retard starts spamming the respawn me notification noise during ion storm
Inferring meaning without explicitly stating it seems to be a thing only whites can understandSorry ESL jeetsWe Europeans knew of these changes after reading the patchlog due to our frontal lobe
>>571965797If my stratagems are on cooldown I really don't give a fuck if they don't respawn me. Gives me a good couple of seconds to chill anyway. And it's not like I want to be revived immediately either, because this walking simulator game has no content to begin with.
I CANT READ AND I MUST SEETHE>>571966046This is the changlog on steamNormall I am against narrowhead aswell, but they wrote it without spamming 10 pages of "buffed AP value" so its easier to readThey buffed enemy AP apart from troopers and small fry is what any white person would understand upon reading thisBut they could have written it better yes
>>571960863Sounds good. Mindless masses has a severe lack of units that can do anything. If they had Elites or VIPs that buffed up their chaff that would add some stimulation to the dull faction and give players some priority targets.
> it's dumb shit like mg troopers and snitches now have AP5MG troopers didn't get AP 5. incendiary rocket troopers got AP 5 but that's because they use the same fucking gun as bunker turrets. but that's not all, going from 4 pen to 5 pen changes literally nothing about how much damage it can do do helldiver vehicles. it did full damage before it got its AP buffed, it does full damage now. nothing changed. watchers don't have AP5 anywhere either, you're just flat out imagining that one.you are literally proving my fucking point about dumb fucks that are incapable of comprehending the changes reading them and then making a stink about it.
>>571967395>the change does literally nothing!Why even bother changing it then???
>>571965802My favorite is when there is an ion storm and some retarded faggot, who is 150, keeps hitting the cry button.
>deliberately missing the point to protect his izzatHeavy enemies don't spawn in any number that can damage the vehicles anymore. Thats a constant feature of these shit patches.
>>571967723nothing changed for HEAVY weaponsany weapon in that list that only had its DIRECT penetration increased from 3 to 4, or from 2 to 3 is now LESS effective against vehicles. the patch overall was a buff for vehicle survivability
Holy shit will you buff/nerf fags go to fagcord or something? Shut THE FUCK up!
what does izzat mean?
>>571968296>nooo don't call out the shadow nerfs
>>571968421Saying it means you identify as Indian. You street shitter.Helldivers 2
>>571968571>sahdow nerfsthere's literally not a single actual nerf in that entire fucking list you kneejerk moron
>>571968571Of course you would respond in 4shit autist speak. Take your annoying shit elsewhere sperg.
AH should DMCA every illiterate dumbfuck youtuber.
>>571969824>AH releases patch notes>sloptubers: "hey we've got some exciting new news for helldivers">read off patch notes word for word>sprinkle in some clips of their shit gameplay while they read >regurgitate what other sloptubers have also saidSloptubers are so irrelevant and desperate for tard clicks that it's not even funny
>>571969824>>571971449Make sure you lift the balls and wash under there too, little cock cleaner. Daddy joel's is meeting his girl and needs to look presentable tonight.
>AH set Yed Priors resistance to 0% so the community event can actually succeedFirst time in a long time swiggers actually did something based. Now they just have to make the liberation system good so this kind of thing is possible all the time
>>571964361>formerly based devs now ass fucked by the communityftfy
>>571971548you may as well take your own advice and get under there while you're sucking off the streamers with a post like that
>>571971548>Super Earth vehicles now have more accurate Armor values (Bastion gets heavy armor, exosuits a mix of heavy and medium armor, ballistic shield heavy armor). >Some enemies have received increased armor penetration values so they can deal with the vehicles, but not all. There will be a lot of smaller enemies and explosions that won't be able to hurt something like the Bastion or the Exo Suits (scavengers, Automatons small arms fire, hunters, small to medium obstacle explosions, cyborg small arms etc).
>>571971973Dont project your fantasies onto me.
>>571971548Uh oh we've offended the sloptuber fanboy
now the whinedivers want enemy AP limited to 3
>>571972107>some enemies>37 units
>>571972194>He thinks its about sloptubers
>>571964361The community is currently chimping out because the devs adjusted enemy armor piercing values to be able to do damage to our vehicles.The game is so raped that the next step in balance is literal god mode
>>571972853>make post about how lame sloptubers are >chud comes in to ridicule my post and project his strange homoerotic fantasies >"noooo it's about something else totally unrelated"Ok retard
>>571973051>doubling down on misunderstanding the issue
>>571972942>the devs adjusted enemy armor piercing values to be able to do damage to our vehicles.*to be able to continue to do damage to our vehicles instead of no damage at all, with many of them now doing reduced damage
>100 Arc Thrower kill PO>go to Mindless>full charge barely kills 3SWEEEEEDEENNNN
>baby mode MO with no strategic opportunities
>>571973151The issue must be from the voices inside your own head speaking to you then
>>571973495Sweden probably gave them the shock resistance passive by accident.... or intentionally. Who knows. Either way squids are gay
>>571967723>pretending to be retarded for attentionYou're acting like a bimbo. Stop that.
>>571957010>Increased Helldiver armor rating to 99 so nothing can hurt them>Increased AP rating of all enemies by 1According to this logic my changes would be overhelmingly nerf-heavy since like 80 enemy types got armor buffs but players only got one
>>571973747>tripling down
>"we buffed some of the enemies AP but the little guys still won't be able to hurt your vehicles">Dataminers reveal that they indeed upped the heavier units' AP so they can still do damage to our vehicles but kept the troopers the same>Sloptubers take this and claim every enemy has been BUFFED do they can keep the new meta of bitching about everything AH does going for engagement>"OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE AH LIED AGAIN!"Look, I think the swedes are retarded but this is some actual retardation from the community and just makes it sound like all they want is godmode vehicles
>>571974324Its just how sloptubing works. Outrage generates more clicks than neutral boring appraisal. Doesnt matter whether its real or not.
>>571974317Ok I guess I accept your concession or whatever since you still can't communicate like a non-autist. Good bye, chud
>>571974324>but kept the troopers the same
>>571974324>all they want is godmode vehiclesYes the endgame is being immortal and one shotting everything on the map
>>571974324This is why I block every helldivers """news""" or gameplay channel and look down on those who don't. They are all outrage farms.
>>571974741>quadrupling down
>>571974746>the endgame That's been the whole game since the 60-day patch buddy
>mechs and tank useless on bot front>Patch>mechs and tanks still useless on the bot frontNothing changed
Imagine if this game had skill expression beyond predicting the right time to pre stim
If you want to see how much "sloptubers" matter, just look at the community event. So please for the love of god stop talking about these retards
>>571974746>exo suit all die in 1 shot from any heavy enemy in the game>buff them so they now die in 2 shots from every heavy enemy in the game>also nerf heavy enemy spawn rates, hp, move speed, add a fixed cool down between attacks, reduce fire rates and limit them to 3 max>>571974963The truth these bootlickers cannot handle.
>>571975107Teamreloading has surprisingly high skill cap. When to link together to become almost-sitting duck and when to clear chaff instead requires good tactical awareness to do optimally. Also managing to stick together when shit hits the fan and your gunner moves unpredictably asnt as easy as you might think. Give it a go, you'll notice you'll improve a ton in just 5 games or so.
>>571975292>"stop talking about them">talks about them
>>571975437No one does this because all the team load weapons 1 shot the shit you want to kill and its the whole reason you have a backpack weapon rather than literally anything else
>most fun support in the game btw
>>571975028>>571975330Are we playing the same game or are you all standing in front of cannon turrets? I casually strolled through bot drops in the middle of a heavy urban outpost and survived with my mech mostly intact. Stingrays and tripods kill the mechs faster than bots.
>>571975581>There can only be 1 heavy active at any timeStop playing at diff5
>>571975795The most times I have ever been kicked are because of that bad girl
>>571975837>Are we playing the same gameYour first mistake was thinking /hdg/ plays the game
>>571975292This guy hates charity!
>>571975028>useless on bot frontGood tank crews were already steam rolling the map on Cyberstan. You're shit at the game, niglet.
>>571975795>I'm trans too btw
Hello I'm late but heard they added new frvs. Did they fix the handling to not be complete aids?
>>571975795Redditors with zero team awareness and chuds with fragile gamer egos will kick you for using airburst before you even get a single shot off
>>571975795>Teamkilling is funnah nigga get kicked
Bottrannies lost Matar Bay. The izzat has never been lower for them ever. You had everything you needed to win and you still fucked it up. I await your coping and seething excuses.
>>571925604Jannies only do their jobs if you say certain trigger phrases or mess with their Discord ERP kittens.
>>571976515>kickNever heard of it. I only host and dont care what other players do.
>>571978290>Never heard of it. I only host and dont care what other players do.Based if true
>>571974742that trooper uses the same gun off the bunker turrets, and going from 4 pen vs 3 armor to 5 pen vs 4 armor means nothing fucking changed you absolute moron
>>571979148>Moving the goalpost
>>571979309and just like with the other one that change was a net 0 change. it does exactly the same damage now as it did beforeonce again you are a moron
IDK man, I still steamrolling the map with the Bastion even WITH pubbies inside it, nothing really changed sure but the tank is still as great as ever.
>found 100sc in the wildniceexcellent
>>571975795Never been kicked for it, but I must admit this is one of the only things that has ever annoyed an /hdg/ lobby. The other thing was some nigga having a melty about incend mines in a forest, which was fine because it turned into pvp.
The only biome I like anymore is the methane swamps.Being able to turn a swamp into a blazing inferno from a few missed shots is incredibly fun and kino, no other biome can even get close to that.
>>571964758Honestly the gist of the bitching boils down to>I cant solo every enemy with my kit alone and need allies? >Nerf it!!!
>>571976515Idiots kick you for any perceived injustice. I remember dropping with some autist that played "It ain't me!" during the drop. Almost at the end of the game I was shooting enemies with the Wasp and he walked in front of me just a little to the side, where the fucking wasp missiles go, and died. He instsntly kicked me in response to his stupidity.
>falling asleep on bricks againOnly a swede could take a simple concept like a last stand and make it boring.
>>571979935A tank with full crew is great. Best combo is when the two non-gunners have the laser cannon.
>>571981250It used to be fun, but it was too hard for whiners
>>571981047It falls into one of two camps: >Erm why can't I solo everything in my co-op game? >Erm this is a power fantasy with overpowered guns why am I struggling at max difficultyThe crux of it being shitters who think they're entitled to everything and have no desire to get better
>>571981789>>571981789>>571981789>>571981789
I've been kicked because I put a flame sentry in a choke point at extract to fend off voteless patrols wandering in. The host decided it was a good idea to try and melee the voteless and was promptly cooked by the obvious and not hidden sentry. The sea of flames around the sentry was not a good enough hint.
>>571981440I remember when it used to be a constant flood of enemies that would gradually ramp up in difficulty, and the destruction of the first gate was almost guaranteed. Now it's just a slow trickle with 15 minute breaks between every wave.
>>571981250it would be better if there were dynamic last stand objectives on maps.
>>571978290Im to the point of believing that a coop duke nukem game would better than this shit.... and the last duke game killed and buried the franchise