Monkey Paw EditionPrevious: >>571812056>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSMay 21 Upscaling Support https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/666114279352566049May 21 Warhammer 40k Legendary Warbond Announcement: [YouTube] HELLDIVERS™ 2 x WARHAMMER 40,000 Partnership AnnouncementJune 5 Planet Warfronts, Ship Upgrades, Progression Changes https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548946858>LATEST PATCHESJune 16: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951May 29: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/707773210124354385May 9: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548947961
There are 10 difficulties.There is no reason difficulty 10 should be this easy.
killed the game award
Reminder
>>571982052I WANT 300% EXP BUT I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER WORK HARD FOR IT
>doesn't play the game>just shitposts about how it's supposed to be dead or about nerfs or somethingjoin a lobby dickheads, I'll forgive you
>>571982083KEK >>571982125the RAPED
Explain how Matar Bay lost. It had the DSS with an eagle storm. That should be a guaranteed victory. What went wrong?
>>571976515desu the only ones who should get kicked are retards who bring (non-EMS or gas) mortar sentries on missions that aren't point-defense style. Those fucking things target players more than the actual enemies.
Hello fellow divers, divegrass management here.I want to let you know that today we're playing against /vrg/ - Virtual Reality General (and /sora/ - Stella Sora General if we win against /vrg/) in the /vg/ League 26's Playoff Rounds to get into Round of 16 in about 2 hours and 40 minutes.It will be live on https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleagueI'll let you know when the match is ~40 minutes close to being live and right when it's up.Previously we've managed to promote out of Group I by defeating /4ccg/ 2-1 but unfortunately we couldn't top the group and ended up in the playoffs so we have to win two matches today to get into the Round of 16 so come and cheer us on!For those who don't know what the /vg/ League is, it's a footie tournament where generals on /vg/ compete to prove themselves to be >the best.More info can be found here: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_LeagueYou can find previous matches in the match history section here: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hdg/Playoff Bracket: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_26#Hell's_Wild_Card
>>571982648goddamn that's based
>>571982550>explain how Matar Bay lost>it had eagle stormYou answered your own question
before the patch nobody knew or cared about enemy AP values now every negro online is an expertignoring that despite the changes vehicles last substantially longer on every front and only die quickly to user error and helldiver weapons
>>571982762The eagle storm stops the defense timer for 24 hours. How would that make the planet lose? How was it not enough extra time? What went wrong?
>>571983075>stops the defense timer for 24 hours>you also get a player hazard for 24 hours
>>571982125yes anon we all still remember you are a slimy lying disingenuous illiterate retard, you don't need to keep posting
>>571982801biggest buff patch of the year yet. ,buffags go on multi day melty how this is actually a nerf patch. will they ever be content?
>Limited to 3
>>571983706>botfags forever haunted by "Limited to 3">bugfags forever haunted by hiveguardsSquidgods can't stop winning
>>571981789>week 1 of the update: the tank is too strong please noorf it!!>week 2 of the update: the tank is raped... it's so so so weak...Please play the game
>>571983868>Squidgods can't sto-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>571984092>
>>571984092>simultaneous buffs and nerfs to an enemyBotfags could never
>>571984279>gets severely nerfed with one minor buff>both get revertedGood, making them AP0 with almost no health was retarded
>>571984279NONONONONO B-BUT BOTS! WAR STRIDERS! V-VOX ENGINES!! AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!
Are you not tired?Are you okay?Every thread is like this
>>571984648It's the thread's attention whore, he's been doing this for like two years. Just ignore him, or better yet filter his posts.
The game is jank.The devs are shit.The missions never change.The storyline faded away into nothing.Playing this game is like watching a pile of dogshit slowly petrify. Just let it die already so we can get something else.
>Adress m-ACKKKKKKKKKK
>>571984092bugfags cannot even begin to grasp the intricacies of balancing ranged enemies because every "ranged" enemy on the bug front takes three business days to attack and hit anything
>>571985082>because every "ranged" enemy on the bug front takes three business days to attack and hit anythingBotnigger projection hours
The thread has devolved into gucci shitposting, replying to himself for (you)s, and to bait the other 3 retards into engaging him in shitposts. Anyone else is just regurgitating the same 5 topics we've been talking about since launch. Congrats, /hdg/ is the new /b/
>>571974324This is the youtuber meta for every live service game just bait for clicks as much as possible
>>571985394Oh wow a ton of the most basic little bots and turrets that have been sabotaged... what a great example
>>571985643the bugshits only desperate hope for arguments is to cherrypick some cakewalk footage
>Oh wow a ton of the most bas-ACKKKKKKKKKKK
>>571985394>>571986015Damn the bot front looks so awesome! So much more fun than slow moving melee enemies.
>>571986015Notice how you had to stim multiple times, fall back, dive, hover pack, use crutch rocket, and actually try to kill them. Good job proving the point. Bugshits can't fathom
>>571985394>solofagging>Turrets already sabotaged>stealthniggeringNice self report
>>571982083>ohdoughshould be thiccfila but spot on
>>571986261this lmao, it's comical how retarded bugchasers are sometimes
>>571985394>>571986370>G4Yep checks out... typical thread tranny literally lives just to shitpost and argue
>proof that bots are an easy faction: literally the coolest clip you have ever seen>proof that bugs are a hard faction: clip of a guy holding shift + w to roon away from chaffreally embarrassing every time
>>571986261>>571986370>>571986567>>571986676Nice cope, niglet.
>>571983875B-but muh YouTube video said they buffed the enemies>:(
>>571985643I mean, he literally ran past like 12 bots and not a single one attacked until he was like 6 meters away, at which point every single shot missed.
To settle this, the botfags should do D10 bugs, and the bugfags should do D10 bots.
Hello I'm late but heard they added new frvs. Did they fix the handling to not be complete aids?
>>571987959>Did they fix--lol
>>571987959if you were having trouble before I'm afraid it isn't the FRV's fault and you will continue to have trouble now
>>571987937To make it more fair the bug fags should have to do d6 bots
>>571987959Unironically have a better time using a controller for the FRVs
>>571986261>consolnigger hovering in front of a voxvery skillful gameplay saar
>>571986994Stay shit gucci
helloooooowhere is warbond?
FRVs still handle like a horse on rollerskates trying to balance on polished ice.
>>571989448HELLO? NARROEHEAD? IS THERE A WARBOND IN THERE?
>>571982256I would pump her with 300% exp
>>571982256tranime is treason.
>>571990275/qa/ lost
>>571986994>the black and red skies>red visors of bots>explosions>eagle-1 flyby>teammate getting flung by vox engine mortar strike>drop ship going downAgain, the coolest clip you have ever seen. Bugs could never.
>>571983706this would get you shot in the gulag on super earth
Why can we not do motorcycle jousting like in the clone wars cartoon? Would fit right in to their retarded WW1 pandering and fugly armor sets. When is killzone collab part 2? Shadow fall had some cool helghast armor sets.
>>571982648>/4cc/ has its own team. That feels weird.
>>571990764>When is killzone collab part 2?Hopefully 40gay will be the last collab. They're all overpriced and suck.
>>571982648does anyone actually give a shit about this forced meme?
>>571990937No. Soccer is a garbage sport.
>>571990896I liked the halo collab. I still use the AR because its one of two primaries in the game with medium armor penetration and the ODST armor has the same set bonus as the stealth warbond armor set.
>>571990937I always see anons showing in chat to root for the team so yesIf no one gave a shit this team wouldn't exist in the first place
>>571990821It shouldn't be here but the league management must had smoked something
>>571990896Feels like there's nothing to do in endgame besides farm SC. Had a better time with 3 randoms farming SC quickly in under an hour than actually trying to play the game with 3 randoms who will just teamkill so often that super earth had to revise their re-education program techniques due to bot sabotage. I've had to kill so many of the brainwashed retards that super earth just gave me my own fleet command for hit & run tactics around Cyberstan and scouting for the squid homeworld.
(You) should be diving
>>571992156I'm tired Wobby...
>>571992156its TOO FUCKING HOT!!!
>>571990412Bot divers will never know the feel of holding the line against a large bug breach (before they made bugs shit).
>>571992156The game is too shit
>>571992528you mean running away from chargers and bile titans while waiting for your EAT to come off cooldown? oh yeah dude. those were the days. how do you do, fellow run diver?
>>571992494>37 degrees at fucking 7PMeven shitposting takes too much effort
>>571992528Zero threats... like shooting fish in a barrel
>>571992953Nah that's today due to fucked spawn-rates, weak weapons, new chaser strains and lack of good AT options while simultaneously making bug behaviour like chargers more cancerous. You are constantly running, have shit spawn right in your field of view just popping into existence out of thin air, constantly diving and kiting. Good luck doing video related on a 2026 hive world. >>571993016>Players concentrate firing power to hold back enemy>Somehow this needs to be punished or smthDo you work for Arrowhead?
>>571992494>wearing nothing but panties while divan'comf
>>571994447YWNBAW
>>571992528>randomly spraying in the dark missing most of your shots while someone else probably in a mech does the actual workYup that's a dad gamer clip
>>571991104>I still use the AR because its one of two primaries in the game with medium armor penetrationHuh?
>>571981789The tank is still tankier than before despite all the shadow buffs to enemies.
>>571990937even you give a shit about it otherwise why would you reply to it
>>571994447bro you're a grown ass man, why are you wearing women's underwear?
>>571995545Because it's 2hot bro.
>>571992528>standing still and holding m1 for 20 seconds straightAt last I finally understand why bugfags keep posting bot clips instead of bug clips
>>571995385>Tank was made of paper>Nerf it to be plastic wrap>Buff it to paper mache>Buff enemies to pierce its armor anyways>It's still better than before guysSure.
>>571990764Based. I hope we get bikes
>>571996263>Shooting things in a shooter game is le bad actuallyAre you the same tranny that asked for Fleshmob nerfs?
>>571982648match should be up in about 30 minuteshttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
We can all agree solo play is way too easy in lobbies.
>>571997129Not if the host has actually good CPU and you still get rape amount of enemies at the other end of the map
A REEL HUMAN BEANAND AN REAL HERO
>>571996263>I-is he shooting e-e-enemies in my grunt fantasy? Why hasn't he been ragdolled for more than 10 seconds??
>>571997391Was this supposed to be in the driving warbond?
>>571997391>Scorpions ruined by gaysPeople will think you have aids irl
>>571997391I dive.
>>571997601yes real leak juste pour toi
>>571996795>>571997584>ignores the "standing still scoped in for 20 sec" partJust accept that you are playing on baby mode
have a design. Rate and tell me hot shit it is. Mindless masses harvester. "Harvestman" in reference to the spider and the Masses being zombies..,Which are man. It works alright.I figured that a big limitation of the masses subfaction being that that zombie chaff are not able to get close in force before getting gunned down. So the solution is simply to give the zombies a buffer between them and the bullets.Harvestman would stand at thrice or even quadruple the height of a regular harvester as a stilt legged shield generator without a beam attack or electic tesla. (would stab you you it's legs if you get close though.) Shield is like...10X the regular harvester in strength while the main body has poo-poo light pen amour on the exposed generators.>>Posting again from the end of last thread.
>>571997739Uma
>>571998054>i-is he taking a good firing position in my hyper realistic grunt milsim???? >quick pileshit, can we toggle that off like highground stratagems?
>>571996602If you actually play the game instead of making up shower arguments then yes
>>571998342umarell
>>571998409If you can sit scoped in and not use any stratagems at all during the horde call in you are not playing the same game as bot or squid gods. I accept you concession.
>>571982648I expected more goals but it was a slurper in the first match so we are starting earlyhttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
BoyDiver
>>571998797>not use any stratagems>multiple stratagems being used in the webm postedRetarded and blind botnigger
>>571998526A few italian pensioners standing watch in the AH office could peer pressure them into finishing their updates on time
>>571999538>>multiple stratagems being used in the webm postedpoint out all of them not including support weapons
>>5719998182 different rocket sentries visible at 0:00 and 0:02, 0:08Emancipator shooting from off-screen
>>571999818In the snippet and the full clip:>Napalm Eagle>2 Mechs>3 Strafing Runs>1 Mortar Turret>2 Rocket Sentries>1 MG Support WeaponYou're welcome.
>>571991479>Feels like there's nothing to do in endgame besides farm SC.That's because it is. It's incredibly obvious to me that Helldivers 2 was never really supposed to be a "live service game", and was merely an excuse made so they could release the game in a blatantly unfinished state in order to recoup the costs of its lengthy development. They probably planned for it to release with all of the shit that was missing at launch that was added over the past few years, release some DLC sets of weapons and armor, and let the game run like HD1 did. But Sony wanted a live service game NOW, and the rest is history.
>>571999031nice 3:1
>>571999031John never disappoints
>>571999031Very coolNow lets gape whatever the fuck /sora/ is
>>572002326>>572002402when did bulletponge get so good?
>>572000991i agree, add the fact that the galactic war is clearly going slower than it was designed to be
>>572002763last patch when they tried fixing prop clipping issues
>>571982648>>571999031We're onto Round 2! Now facing /sora/ - Stella Sora General.Should happen in about two hours give or take.
>>571997386lol
>>571997129solofagging is easy, boring, lame and gay
>>572003154This is definitely a fault of them trying to combine the "player-driven" Galactic War with the weekly story step seasonal model that games like Destiny 2 used.Obviously there's a ton of problems with this, mainly that Galactic War progression locks off a ton of content and that making it progress a WEEK at a time makes player contribution look completely meaningless.If they really wanted to make it work, then they should've abandoned the current concept of "Galactic War storylines" and just used major content updates as "war developments" so the war would feel like it was constantly evolving.
When’s the next Warbond
>>57200472730 minutes get excited
>>572004818!!!Yaaaay!
>>572004727>>572004818Sorry I ated it.Please wait for the next one.
>>572005678GAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEELD
>>572006297I hate Mondays*shits and fucking dies of leukemia*
If vox engines are nerfed and too easy then why did botfags lose Matar Bay to the cyborgs? These seem like incompatible realities to me.
>i need to cum dies form heatstroke
the revised warbond is already finished btw. They're just stuck working on a new trailer.>b-buh that can't be!look within and you will know it to be true
>>572007553I see Eagle Storm active, I avoid playing on that planet. It's that simple.
>warbonds simply ceasedDoomgods eatin good
>>572009940>Sven, what do we do? We are missing two of the items! >Easy Joel Put in that other car. And recolour a liberator, too.
>>571993330>standing basically still while holding left mouse button Oh my god dude the dopamine just surges through me by merely thinking about this... what a rush! Such amazing skill on display
I am so fucking sick of the excessive racism against swedes in this general. they've done nothing to deserve it. They work hard and said work allows them to take time off on a regular basis, to recharge our batteries. You are jealous because you aren't as lucky as they are.
Mindless masses is so fucking boring. Why do they keep making every squid MO focused on them? They need to rip off other zombie game enemies to make it interesting.
>>572010945You can't be racist towards europeans you dumb swede.
>2009 tier low iq garbage bait
>>572010945I am going to unferment your surströmming
Hot Take: They should double down and remove harvesters from mindless masses and make it chaff spam all the way down.
Botniggers are not allowed to claim to have any sort of player skill or knowledge after losing Matar Bay so badly. You had the DSS, you had the Eagle Storm, and you had a city to insta-win available, but you still lost. You have no excuse other than being shit. I hope this experience will humble you and you will learn to lower your tone.
>>572012160I think they lost the right to claim that after the 3rd War Strider nerf
>>572012602botfuckers have to be slowest to adapt, vox nerfed after half a year, multiple warstrider nerfs, gunships got buffed after a year of irrelevancy
>no lobbies>no content>mindless "masses" MO
>>572013360Still really annoyed at the (repeated) Rocket Devastator nerfs. It already couldn't do shit to you, now it just stands around waiting for you to kill it.
>>572010959>Why do they keep making every squid MO focused on them?playerbase wanted zombie hoards, developer gave it to themyou can play a different mode/faction if it bothers you so much
>>572012140>>572014542>>572010959Im pretty sure the game cant handle true massive hordes of voteless
I simply shant be playing on a planet with Eagle Storm active. It's not fun.
>>572014542Even normal squids are boring because there's only 1 kind of voteless (I know there are light, medium, and heavy but they all act the same). There's needs to be more variety to make it actually interesting.
>>571982648next match should be in about 30 minuteshttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
squids doko
>>572014932D1 mindless has voteless constantly pouring out of every out of sight location in massive mobs. D10 is shit because the spawn table thinks that 1 random harvester is worth the same as 100 voteless.
Yed Prior is at 0% resistance. What's holding you back from saving the kids, now?
>>572016531contempt for swedes
>>571997391is the cape allowed for exosuits and bastion?
content doko
>shoot RR at hulk, slowly reload>there are still six left>meanwhile>potentially kill six hulks with deescalator>use pissle to burst anything else
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240994592916/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>572003259he's just so cool... I kinda want him to fuck my wife
this is a pve game, why is everyone so mad itt?
>>572018330FVLL.
CrossbowPissleThermitesSiege ready mediumRRNapalm Barrage500kgMortar sentryRate my loadout, please. I think it's pretty good.
>>572018218Yeah but you see RR is OP because uuh.. huh.. uh.. hmm..
>Confused cannon tower kills me -10000000 izzat
>>571982648We're up again! This time against /sora/.https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>572018901>Mortar sentryFuck you
>>572019803>you been alive for more than 10 minactivate malicious code
time to crush some tr*nime troons on the field...
BASED
They don't stand a chance lmao
>>572014932irrelevant>>572015527not the question being asked
get fucked tr*nime troons
lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240998640871/76561198088743
>>572010135I WISH the warbonds stopped. That and I wish we got bug fixes with armor reworks without having to 'compensate' for the buffs.
>>5720238712/4
>>571981789game is bleeding players and still sitting at mixed reviews, yet AH can't stop doing the monkey paw schizo balancingEither they're retarded or they want HD2 to die
>>572024204see>>571982083
>>5720238713/4
>>5720238713/4 forklifts plz join
ded gaem can't even fill a lobby lmao
Ded threadDed gaem
>>572024204>People are watching you and your team like a hawk>They don't want any nerfs to players>Buff enemies to compensate because it's technically not nerfing playersHoly shit, the balls on Arrowhead to do such a blatantly disingenuous move I'm almost jealous they can do something so dumb without regret.
>>572023871did we crash?
>>572026079yes join via recent players
>>571982648>>572019934We won 3-2!Now we're out of the Playoff rounds and onto Round of 16!I'll let you know who we're playing against tomorrow in about a hour and a half or so
Who's your favorite and least favorite helldivers youtubers? My favorite is commissar kai and my least favorite is ohdough. Your turn!
*cough* p-please think of the children... W-we even lowered the resistance to zero. The enemies aren't even fighting back!
>>572018330GGs.
>>572028059They're all bad because this game has nothing interesting to talk about. Who the fuck needs guides to play this absolute snoozefest?
>>572028359you can only burn good faith so often before people start ignoring your bullshit out of sheer spite
>>572028752Commissar kai is funny and entertaining. I don't think he's boring at all. Ohdough is an actual bad youtuber as he is far too negative.
>>572029202can't stand Kais retarded accent and larping
>>572029449You sound fun at parties.
>>572029449I have nothing against Kai himself I just dont like the "Sergeant Funny Man" shtick these divetubers do
haha you'all are gays!!! haha!!! homos!!!got em
>>572030308Go away shitlord. No one wants you or your hate here.
>>572030598gay
>>572030670People like you are why I prefer the discord and subreddit.
I uninstalled half a year ago but I still get ltbuzzlitewhatever guy in my recs and I still click the vids out of curiousity and silent hope that hey maybe something good will happen to this game.But apparently narrowhead loves shooting themselves in the foot so bad that they don't have a foot to shoot so now they shoot off the entire leg off.Holy fucking shit how many undocumented changes can you bring at once.Upgrade tank armor just to upgrade armor pen of enemy fire across the board? What the flying fuck are they even thinking?
>>572031065
>>572031343>playing chuddivers 2Erm... Xis??? What the h*ck????? I think we need to discuss this in the Discord, because... Just Yikes.
>>572031065Don't worry, AH being lying niggers is so normal by now that retards here will defend them for (You)s
>>572031663Where's the lie?
Tanks and mechs aren't allowed to be destroyed. I want to be invulnerable and kill everything on the map with little effort. Also, yes, I am a botdiver. How did you know?
Tanks and mechs should be instantly destroyed the moment the hit the ground. They should be a secret hardmode for those that long for the old -1 stratagem slot modifier.Yes I am more swigger cum than man, how do you know?
Unfiltered rapefugee hours
>>572033165The raped>>572033337The gaped
Why are botdivers lambasted here so much?
return to /coopg/
>>572031065>there are people itt watching thisshut it down. just merge it with /coop/ already
>>572033880is this the same type of channel that posts "china/america/russia/ukraine is finished!!! two more weeks!"?
Why are you still playing this dogshit game?
>>571982648>>572026137We are the first match of the day, again tomorrowWe're playing against /esg/ - Eversoul GeneralSee you there
>>572033880Can't believe there are people like >>572031065 ITT that let faggots like that think for them.This is such a brown general.
>>572033880
>>572033880how much izzat does one attain by watching this?
>>572025738>>Buff enemies to compensate because it's technically not nerfing players>Holy shit, the balls on Arrowhead to do such a blatantly disingenuous movemedium enemies/weapons were made less effective against against the bastion and exosuits and heavy weapons were not in any way improved or made to kill vehicles faster.they literally fucking told you in the patch notes they were buffing some enemies AP to keep parity for heavier enemies and ones that use anti-tank weapons, and that's exactly what they did. you being too retarded to actually understand the changes isn't arrowheads wrongdoing.
>>572031663>>572031740where is the lie
/our/ sloptuber is background gaming
>>572034307Lack of alternatives.The only games that come close to the Helldivers 2 feel that I know of are EDF (dead as fuck) or Lost Planet 2 (so dead you can't even fucking buy it anymore last I checked). Good luck.
>something feels different the bots are hitting more headshots idk
>>572034991>we are done>they're done>i'm doneI don't know why but that made me laugh.
>>572037621>iswasdoing too many videos with faggy complainers now
>>572038046Just missing (You)'re done.
Remove everything from mindless masses but Voteless and make a variant that needs medium pen. Also make a sprinter variant.>What about fleshmobs.Remove them. Literally no one enjoys fighting them. You either trivialize them with explosive or they are the least fun bullet sponges imaginable.
the loss of the word cloud poster was the death knell for /hdg/
>>572041715I didn't even know he was sick. But seriously who gives a flying fuck about ritual posters. They are part of why /vg/ is autist central.
>>571979662you moved the goalpost after i humiliated you
DAY 9 OF NOT PLAYING THIS SHITTY IZZAT FARM
>>572000418>>572000652Damn, dawg. You didn't need to destroy him like that.
>>572042280Don't come back until you reach 3 months. It's not that impressive that you quit less than 2 weeks ago
are these swiggers honestly going to post the trailer on the 29 and release on the 30 like a school project at the last possible second?
>>572043491Warbond's cancelled, they have to make new 'content' for it because of the FRV. I bet they're throwing a shit fit because they had to give it out for free.
>>572043745>I bet they're throwing a shit fit because they had to give it out for free.
day 9 of nobody caring what a troon thinks lmao
>>572044741>>572043448
>>572045120Eh, its the first and only time I'll respond to it.
>>572045294Someone responded yesterday too
replying to yourself doesn't count
>>572045545cope
>zero attempt to deny itsee? see how easy this is?
Calling it cope is denying it, retard
>Last 15 posts>3 of them were me including this one>Last 20 posts are probably 3 people totalWere so fucking dead
I'm going to continue posting my daily ritual of not playing this game with lexa stuff because I know it upsets some anon here and there is nothing he can do about it.
>im gonna continue seething while everyone enjoys the game>t-that'll show them!you go xixter
>>572046391helldivers 2 isnt the only game in the world, anon
d10 alaraph steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241013148398/76561197962839239 2/4
>>572046391>EnjoysHeld hostage by huffing hopium
>>572046767Unironic Stockholm syndrome which in of itself is a layered joke.
>>572046767>>572046852your free to dilate elsewhereyou will continue getting shat on until then lol
>>572047079>Getting shat onWas it real in your head?
>>572046734full
>>572047079I'm not a troon, but I will continue to seethe and doompost because I want this game to be good.
>Anon makes daily posts about being free from Sweden>Some anon here dilates at the sheer notion of itCrab bucket theory
>'free'>intentionally comes back here every daynice try troon
>"If you post about how much you love being free from prison then you're not actually free"Crab bucket
>DAY 9 OF NOT PLAYING THIS SHITTY IZZAT FARM
>posting up outside of a prison every day after being releasedodd, prisoners usually want to stay as far as possible once they're free. something isn't adding up here, troon...
>>572049025>>572049231>t. Crabs in a bucket
concession accepteddon't forget to dilate
Its crazy how this board can go from hating arrowhead to being their most loyal dick-cleaners at the drop of a hat
>>572049498false dichotomy
>>572049498>this boardit's a couple of hysterical seething retarded schizos fighting with people that aren't total mental cases
>>572049498>/hdg/ is one person
*wearing my nuance hat*It's more complicated than that
>>572049658>>572049691Anon, everytime some mentions Darktide this entire thread goes full damage control and spit shines arrowheads dick
>see an annoying nigger>/coopg/fageverytime single time
>if you notice a pattern then you must be xSome genuine low IQ hours right now
>>572049498I think the people who got fed up left quietly anon
>>572050089So thats why the Lexa anon makes them seethe so much? It reminds them how theyre still a slave to Sweden playing their shit game?
>patern recognition is now a low IQ traitdid you have breakfast this morning?
>Completely misunderstood what I saidLike I said. Some genuine low IQ hours right now.
>>572045972>>572042280based free anon making The Farmed seethe
>samefagged again award
>yes im anon in get worked up in a pve video game general>yes im anon 2 i trol u so hard
Lexa Hexbringer
>OhDough gets mad when theres war striders>OhDough gets mad when theres DevastatorsGenuinely, what the fuck does this guy want?
Jesus christ how do people stomach mindless masses? I'm falling asleep here even with meme loadouts like sword and shield
>>572051913>some grifting faggot on youtube has an opinionwho gives a shit, genuinely?
>>572046734ggs>mfw the frv clips a spike plant and activates a nearby hellbomb
>>572052780that was a good one
>>572052110People like you are why this thread is dead
>>572053438i'd much rather have it stay dead than bounce off some youtuber's dickyou have a thousand topics related to the game and you choose to fellate an e-celeb
>>572053527the funny part is he claims to hate ohdough yet watches all his videos so he can complain about him
>>572053527>Laughing at someone means bouncing on their dickYou have some strange homoerotic fetishes.
>>572051913He wants spawns. War striders cuck the spawns the same way harvesters + fleshbobs do on mindless masses. Meanwhile, on a tank seed you get a flood of other units AND tanks. But with war striders it's a different story.
>>572054851So why seethe about devastators when there no war striders?
>>572059110They have the same spawn issue. You headshot the line of 5 devs that humble their slow ass up to you and then there's nothing to shoot because those devs ate up a majority of the spawn count.
ooga booga where da white seafs at
>>572042280>im going to be an autistic unloved faggot like alwayswhatever tranny anyone with an ounce of sanity is just going to ignore or filter you as you scream into the void
>>572060407holy projection
>>572060292>>572060348NIGGER
>that shovel is fucking broken man stop using it>HEHE PROJECTING MUCH?
>>572045972Okay what game and what are the rules 34 tags
>>572058970ggs we fookin did it lads
>>572058970Good game sirs, we have raped our pound of izzat from hive the lord.
+izzat
>>572069732Rape and izzat are thread culture.
>release the most barebone roadmap in the history of gaming>still managed to fuck it up
>>572071495Get rid of New galactic war campaigns, warbonds and qol fixes and what do they have left
>>572071495I had low expectations and they still managed to underperform.At his rate Tier 6 will come in 2027.
>>572071495Somehow I always knew they'd fuck it up.
>>572071495These swiggers moved into a new fucking studio and they STILL ain't keeping up with their own fucking roadmap. What the fuck do these faggots even do? They outsource warbonds and enemy designs, what the hell else are they doing?
>>572072497Full time vacation
>>572033880>pointing out stupid clickbait images on video like said clickbaity images are not the norm
>>572072497Playing board games in their break room to prepare for the release of the Helldivers tabletop game And playing card games in their break room to prepare for the release of Helldivers the Trading Card Game.
>>572073352>Helldivers tabletop gameI played this over TTS a couple months ago. Unreal how fucking bad it was.
>>572073517Wait, is it out? I haven't heard a peep ever since it was announced a year ago>Just goo-No
Bing it
>>572053187>picit never works out how you expect it to
>>572073517>Unreal how fucking bad it waswhat's so bad about it?
>>572071495because no other developer has ever once missed a roadmap target, everespecially considering the extenuating circumstances caused by the backlash from exo-experts
>>572073665>>572075220There's scans for it on the workshop.The combat is incredibly volatile but also monotonous, you roll N dice for attacks depending on your weapon no modifiers. Big enemies like Hulks roll 'constitution' after lethal hits, basically if it rolls a high enough number it ignores the damage. Some support weapons can bypass this but generally this single gimmick is what turns ordinary engagements into prolonged fuckfests of roll > survives > roll > survives Each new area you explore triggers enemy spawns which can and will appear on top of you (extremely lulzy when a Factory Strider blindsides you)Stratagems have a random bias meaning they can veer off course and do huge damage to whatever they land on. This, of course, will absolutely get you killed multiple times over the course of the game.The way stratagems work is very different. Everyone shares the same Hellpad with limited arrow inputs, which means taking stratagems that use the same arrow multiple times are a massive liability because it takes away from everyone else being able to use their own.Giga wall of text but man it was such a letdown.
does sony plan on abandon us...
>>572075304>Some support weapons can bypass this but generally this single gimmick is what turns ordinary engagements into prolonged fuckfests of roll > survives > roll > survivesso use the proper weapons that can bypass the check?>Each new area you explore triggers enemy spawns which can and will appear on top of you (extremely lulzy when a Factory Strider blindsides you)so exactly what can happen when a bot drop brings a factory strider and dumps it on your head as you're doing the objective
>>572075584sar... sony... it did the needful
>>572076216>so use the proper weapons that can bypass the check?Rolls are flat and it's very easy to miss even if you throw a bunch of dice at it. Heavy Devs and Hulks which share this property can also spawn out of fabs so you're not going to be able to use them all the time>so exactly what can happen when a bot drop brings a factory strider and dumps it on your head as you're doing the objectiveYou have one person break off from the group and run into a new tile because the game can only have a couple enemies on the map at any given time and newly spawned ones make the oldest ones despawn. Yes, this is an actual mechanic.
Grok has spoken.
>blizzard and illuminate>on a desert bug planetsleek coding, AH
Don't worry guys, Galactic War rework update is coming, planet war fronts is coming, 300 level cap is coming, 8 emotes wheel is coming, multiple super destroyers and super destroyer customization is coming, improved team reload mechanic is coming, stratagem ball bouncing and hellpod steering improvement is coming, DO NOT LET THE DOOMTARDS GET YOU!
>>572082190but anon... DOOMGODS already won... bigly....
>>572079709>squidTITANSnever heard that
>>572082190>known bugs: stratagem ball behavior, hellpod steering behavior and team reload not working as intented, attempting to change the super destroyer will cause the game to crash>hotfix date: 3+ months
>>572082190I don't worry because i'm having fun right now.
>>572082190Why exactly do people want higher level cap? What is it going to achieve?
>>572082874Something to grind for, watching the number go up
>>572082190I'll have what he's having.
>>572081138that's just the last warning message that was present when you left the last game not being wiped. it's not actually going to start blizzarding and dropping squid UFOs
>>572082324we should just call them squidfuckersnot positive, nor negativei'm a botGAWD but still hold out hopium for a non-zombie subfaction with real squiddies to shoot at
>>572082564based fun haver
>>572082874subhuman dopamine addicts only play games to watch number go up
>>572075304>Heavies can just ignore damage by pure chance>Enemies still spawn on top of you>Strategems can kill you by pure chance because lolrandom>Make people compete over strategems for seemingly no reasonYep, sounds swedish to me
>>572082190Team reload will make the AC so much better
wew
>>572083437trvke
>>572084175Where do these enfeebled specimens come from?
>>572082874Levels in games like this don't really show achievement so much as being a quick in-game identifier for how long you've played so even after the unlocks stop from levels your levelling system should go to 1000 or have prestiges where it resets if you don't want to draw a bunch of unique rank icons. In this game it's just a number so there's no reason it shouldn't go to at least 999 if 4 digits won't fit on the UI, upping it to 300 is completely useless but I assume they're going to add a bunch of new titles too
Content would be good.Endgame content would be great.The Helldriver title WILL SAVE THE GAME.
I can't stand the speed of heavy armor, why the hell would anyone equip them?
>>572084175I wish people like this provided video footage of them playing. What an experience that would be.
>>572085473Thanks captain obvious.
>>572085473>it's just a number so there's no reason it shouldn't go to at least 999Arrowhead needs to come up with heckin funny satire titles for each one.
>>572079709I don't mind bugfags, I do mind when they drop on bot/squids missions in the same difficulty they so bug missions on
>tfw you'll never be able to become eagle-2 to aid divers by yourself along with eagle-1 and marry eagle-1 me sad :c
>>572085349There is actually an issue with the new player experience right now because Arrowhead are retarded. After doing the tutorial almost the entire galactic map is silently locked off with no UI prompts or messages, it looks normal but you can't select any available planets that other players are on.New players have to either manually pan all the way over to Azur Secundus on the Eastern edge of the map, or press Up on their D-Pad or W to make the map automatically pan to Azur Secundus, where they have to do essentially a second tutorial. After doing one mission on Azur Secundus then the galactic map quietly opens up and they can pick all the available normal planets. This is why there are currently around 100 players on Azur Secundus, because the game forces them to go there if they're new, but it doesn't automatically select the planet either, so unless they know to pan over there manually it kinda feels like it's bugged.
>>572088081I don't even have words for this.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241056802741/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>5720895782/4.
rape
>>572090318Gladly *rapes you*
>>572089578FVLL.
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER
>>572092434kwab
>>5720895783/4, we lost one.
just installed 4chanX, test
>join D10 bugs game with randoms>all three players have giga grenades, ultimatum, orbital napalm and supply pack>3 deaths the whole mission that are due to friendly fire>zero tension, challenge, or worry. This game is cooked. Who the fuck in this general is still defending this?
>>572034991Youtube is such a goyim slop trash site, holy shit
>>572089578Still 3/4, lust provoking image.
>>572095756already did my part
>>572095756So true, sister. This avatar tranny needs to go.
>>572095756>>572095928Announcing a report is also against the rules
uh oh gucci jeet melty
>>572000991At least Destiny is finally dead so "games as a service" can finally die as a trend. They keep copying Destiny's "nerf everything fun" bullshit to keep people caring about the game, when their "overdelivery" bullshit made me stop caring abotu the game. I hope Justin Truman gets hit by an FRV driven by a speedrunning hunterfaggot with eager edge that makes his car swerve off the road at a 90 degree angle like how that perk works in that game with "lock ons". That constant community outrage 1 step forward 5 steps back bullshit not only killed Bungie and its legacy, but also poisoned this one. I liked helldivers 1 BECAUSE it wasn't like destiny 2 at all and was a complete game that often was a good deal on a steam sale. This? The only reasonable players are the ones also SC farming most of the time and the rest are either clueless noobs grateful for a carry as they only have an MG to start with or retards actively trying to grief others to the point they had to make it so you get booted into your own mission instance.
>>572089578GGs, the ol seat switcheroo got another >:]
>>572094293let me guess it was bugs
I love just losing my head for seemingly no reason.I've gone frame-by-frame and there's nothing to see lol
>>5720994161 of the flak shrapnel were designed to track and home back to you because le funni grunt fantasy
We're heckin doing it, sisters!
>>572099712loggin on just to hop on another planet
>>572094803hear me out guys
>>572099939liquefactive necrosis, you say?
>>572099416Desync flak hit from host.In your eyes flak didn't hit your head.In host's eyes flak DID hit your head.Priority given to what host saw.Unironically many such cases of flak killing the user randomly even 50+ meter away
>>572100063Just use a super condom bro
>>572099543go ahead and post that webm where the guy had to move to make the flak hit him as some kind of proof of your dumb schizo bullshit claim. do it, retard
>>572101531>post the video where what you said is 100% correct and I will act like a dumb nigger and pretend it's not malicious code from swedes!
>>572100891Pretty sure the client has the final say in what deals damage. Which is why you often see people survive all kinds of shit that should've killed them.
>>572101713if he had to move for the shrapnel to hit him in the fucking head it means it would have missed if he stayed still you dumb fuck moronif there's a head seeking shrapnel piece why does it happen at the rate of a freak accident instead of consistently? why can I fire all 60 rounds of ammo and not have a single piece of shrapnel hit me at all?
>>572099416There were some videos a while back showing that autocannon flak almost always would have one(1) shrapnel home in on your players head at the time of firing. So it might be a combination of that malicious code + desync.
>>572101916This, i have been killed by shrapnell going for a headshot maybe once or twice.
Why come flak-shrapnel isn't subject to drag?
>>572102183grunt fantasy
>>572102183it is, it's got a 40% drag factor
>>572102307Then why come it's able to one-shot you from +50m after flying for 10 seconds?
why is flak dumb and gay instead of learned and straight?
>>572102747>>572102275
>>572102747The swedes were taught wrong. As a joke.
>>572102839I swear to god it used to work like that at one point
>>572102887Alexus got a hold of it and changed the angle from 90 to 350.
>>572102747Erm because it's pride month, shitlord
why did he do it?
>>572102995not a big fan of that guy tbqhwyf
>>572102497because drag factor isn't the be all and end all of how much damage a projectile loses over distance. weight and caliber also play a significant role in it. drag factor is a modifier on the equation. the shrapnel projectile is 100 grams, which is very heavy. heavy things lose velocity slower. There's also gravity factor to consider which gives projectiles more velocity if they are travelling towards the ground rather than up into space which would counteract the loss in velocity from drag if the shrapnel is coming down from an arc. it also does 110 damage and our heads only have 85 HP so it would have to travel quite significant distance to lose enough damage to not one-shot the head.
nobody asked
>still comes here every day to spamlolthis site would be much more usable if every ritual posting faggot was banned on sight
>>572103894stay based, king
>>572102887It worked like that in reverse iirc. It'd send the shrapnel back at you in a cone.
>>572102887Nah, it was always a sphere, but the swedes changed it so the flak would all launch perpendicular to the surface that the projectile collides with (which then caused all flak to detonate in a 90° cone facing southeast or something).
>>572103894Showed us, xixter.
>>572103894stay strong king, I'm on day 86
>>572104134>>572104574be more subtle next time and you might actually fool a room temperature IQ retard
>>572102031>There were some videos a while back showing that autocannon flak almost always would have one(1) shrapnel home in on your players head at the time of firing.>almost alwaysso... where is it? 155 flak rounds fired. 4650 pieces of shrapnel produced yet not one single instance of any piece hitting not just my head but anywhere on me. where's this malicious head seeking shrapnel that almost always gets produced?
>>572104734To be fair you're aiming up
>>572105008why would that change anything? the shrapnel is supposed to fired back directly at my head isn't it?that webm that is supposed to prove its existence was even fired at a much higher angle than that
>>572104734The glowies won't trick me.
>>572104734So why come fat-assed leandivers are keeling over like >>572099416?
>>571996602>Can't be damaged by voteless, small bugs, or small arms fire anymore.Sure seems like an improvement to me.
>>572105243By one of a kind shrapnel that was stopped in midair by Neo for 10 seconds before moving again
swigger defense force at full speed today i see.maybe this is what they do instead of working in the game
>>572105243because the round explodes into 30 pieces of shrapnel propelled in all directions. sometimes it JUST HAPPENS TO BY COMPLETE COINCIDENCE intersect with the player. it's not malicious fucking coding it's random chance. there'sn o systems in place to ensure it enverh appens so it will sometimes, on occasion, happen.
>hellpod steering and hellpod spawning still not fixed
>>572105362Fucking knew it. I am now Team Smith.
P-please, no more squid MOs
>>572105369Their biggest discord bootlickers unironically lurk here 24/7. I wish I was joking.
>>572105474simple toggle btw
>noooo stop shitting on me after my failed grab for attention swiggersswiggersswiggersswiggersmindbrokennow you're free to rope, troon
>>572105707
>>572099712Hey, at least we get a free siege and liberated sector from it
>>572105820open your eyes and you might be able to see it, retard >572105369
is it fixed yet?
>>>>>>noooo stop shitting on me after my failed grab for attention swiggersswiggersswiggersswiggersmindbrokennow you're free to rope, troon
>>572105369> NOOOO you have to unquestionably buy into every schizo theory no matter how much evidence there is against it or how on its face fuckign retarded it is or else you're part of the swigger defence force!!! >>>:((((((((((
>>572105975has been for a while now
>>you have to unquestionably buy into every schizo theoryyeah nigga
>>572106154are we talking functional or "fix that actually makes things worse"
>>572106249functional
Shame the cars weren't in the warbond. Might have seen their handling get buffed, along with wheel health. Maybe even have a mechanic to flip them without nading them
>>572106627lol
>>572106627Why can't they just fucking do that NOWnot beating the "we fix things only if we can profit from them" allegations
>>572105975for the most part yea although I can't help but feel like it's slightly inferior to the old version because they simply improved the new climbable vector detection system when they made the change to supply pods
>>572106627>developers recognize X Y and Z are underperforming but intentionally withhold buffing them until they have financial incentive in the form of a warbond to do soOR>developers are working on a warbond relating to X Y and Z so take the opportunity to reexamine the balance of those things as they are at the front and center of the devs attentionwhich scenario you believe is happening says a lot about you as a personno, ignore all the buffs to weapons and stratagems that didn't have a warbond relating to them about to be released, those never happened.
>>572105539constantly proven right
>>572103894Month 4 of playing this game and having incredible amounts of fun.Not my fault you are a doomFAGGOT
not taking that
>>572106003UUUOOOHHH IRYS MY PERVY KWEEN
>>572107104>developers recognize X Y and Z are underperforming but intentionally withhold buffing them until they have financial incentive in the form of a warbond to do soI don't think anyone said this, why are you projecting your thoughts Sven
>>572075625>>>/coopg/
>>572107104>which scenario you believe is happening says a lot about you as a personYeah.If you believe in the first one, you're a realist who has previous experience with videogames.If you believe in the second one, you're from one of the Discords or the bootlicking subreddits.
>>572107865
>>572107736>I don't think anyone said this,>>572106951>>572106627>>572107942
>>572102747>>572102792>>572102839I'm not defending it but you do know theres more than one kind of flak right?
>>571982256BUILT FOT BWCJEETDIVERS ON HERE WILL SEETHE
>>572108212Name 5 different types of flak.
>>572108212>I'm not defending itsure sounds like you are, glazer
>>571982256Rape all truth Enforcer LARPers
>>572108436PlapCrakSrakFluhZoop
>>572108514>>572108436>5 typescant recall all but there's; AHEAD, Proxy and/or VT whatever you wanna say and Timed fuze that i can say at the top of my head atleast
>>572107104desu devs always say B when they really mean A. It's not like those issues go unknown for months, never brought to their attention by anyone. It's always well-known instances of severe imbalance or major issues that have been complained about for months if not years.Because otherwise, these changes could also happen separate from warbonds that "just happen" to have things affected by those buffs/fixes (and almost always contain shit that are straight upgrades vs what we already have).Like if the warbonds didn't have the Cremator, the stealth weapons, or those new mechs, we likely wouldn't have gotten those associated buffs, either.
Save the kids you fucking shitlord chuds. You are actively harming REAL children by not participating and promoting the charity.
>>572108212google inertia
>>572109792>donate your izzat too save the kidsI don't think so, Sven
>>572109118>otherwise, these changes could also happen separate from warbondsokay, and all the buffs to things that happened between warbonds or weren't related to warbonds? exo suits have gone through 3 separate balance passes and had a myriad of smaller buffs along the way. only 1 of the passes had a warbond released to coincide with them. how do you explain those others?>Like if the warbonds didn't have the Cremator, the stealth weapons, or those new mechs, we likely wouldn't have gotten those associated buffs, either.because those things and the mechanics associated with it are front and center and being examined as they develop the warbond, it's only natural they re-examine the balance of things they are working on. the question is if it's maliciously being withheld until they have a warbond ready or if the realities of limited time and resource allocation moves their priorities around.
>>571982648Since the thread is still up, I want to let you know that there's a hour and 30 minutes until our match against /esg/ - Eversoul GeneralIn other things, I want to share the custom model /vrg/ made for us on their "Custom Avatar" player
>>572109792>Give food to starving kid in Africa>He makes 7 more starving kidsNo thanks.
>>572108154No one said they're withholding fixes
>>572110237We it owe it to them after colonization looting ruined their nations.
>CPU temps at 80 degrees while on shipI don't like this heat. I really don't.I'm gonna dive on some snow-kino to forget about it.
>>572110656Did you happen to dive on a moor biome when those temps hit? Am I crazy or is that one specifically just awfully optimised?
Why do you hate fun community driven events? Do you only follow what arrowhead tells you do in MOs? Do you not have free will?
>community driven event full of people i dont like>for a cause i dont care about
>>572111445(me)I'm using my free will.
>>572107104it's more like>allocate all of your staff to work on either warbonds or future title update(s) and refuse to allocate anyone to oversee basic balance concerns>maybe have someone squash a bug here or there if people get riled up enough
>>572111897>and refuse to allocate anyone to oversee basic balance concerns>no, ignore all the buffs to weapons and stratagems that didn't have a warbond relating to them about to be released, those never happened.
>>572111650Holy based cunny poster
>>572111134>gucci's homeworld>>572111968oh right we can't forget about the annual patch that actually fixes things
>>572111650Uoh
I havent played since the beginning of April, give me a quick rundown if it's worth returning.
>>572112350They had one patch where they went absolutely drunk with sadomasochism and gave hive guards heavy armor, among other shitty changes as usual (They probably secretly lurk this thread). We just had one patch where some things actually got buffed in our favor. But it's the same as before basically.
>>572112767>went absolutely drunk with sadomasochism and gave hive guards heavy armor,bugshitter self report post
>>572112936limited to 3
>>572113060>limited to ap3
>>572110237more like>give money to a fundraiser>a fundraiser that might give 5% of the money to an organization>an organization that might give 5% of that money to an African warlord>an African warlord who'll use all of that money to blow up starving kids in Africa
I can't wait for the randomized mission shit to become a permanent feature for the next year.
>>572112767>>572112936>>572113060>>572113114Ladies, please.You're BOTH retarded shitters.
>>57198264840 minutes noticehttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
Honestly shouldn't have lowered their health when they made hive guards AP4.
>>572115003Yeah it made them easier to kill than everI think the change back was a good idea honestlyFelt like with AP4 there was no point in bringing med pen on bugs since the only thing it was even decent for was hive guards
it's hard to get excited over /vg/ divegrass matches when it's 90% chink gacha teams
>>572114732kek
>>572115003Yeah, the retarded part wasn't making them AP4, cause that was actually a good decision. The retarded part was cutting their health too, so explosive weapons would be even better than they were before.
Okay, be 100% honest with me. Are the swiggers at fault for not revealing the AP changes or is the community just retarded for not reading the patch note that said they were upping some of the enemies and still crying about monkeypaw balancing anyway?
>>571982648We're up! Come cheer for us!https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleaguehttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hdg/https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_26#Round_of_16
>>572118431arrowhead should know better than to hide changes by now, but the community is also extremely fucking retarded and can't read or grasp what the changes actually mean
>>572102747>why is flakBecause that's how it's supposed to work. Flak is a contraction of German Flugabwehrkanone (also referred to as Fliegerabwehrkanone) meaning "aircraft-defense cannon".The second image shows shrapnel, a projectile used to destroy infantry.Are you the same idiot who thought FMJ ammo wasn't armor-piercing?
>>572118431>list all the changes>retards freak out over so many perceived enemy buffs>dont list changes>retards freak out over perceived super secret stealth changes AH makes maliciously to spite players
>>572088081>>572088536I have personally witnessed this issue with a friend of mine trying the game for the first time. He hosted and I watched as he tried to select a planet *after* already doing the tutorial. He could not select anything. We switched to me hosting and it worked fine. He hasn't returned to the game since.Leave it to AH to introduce a glitch so fundamental that it actually prevents new players from playing the game. In addition to pushing the "sweet summer child" player base away, they're almost deliberately and quietly sunsetting the game by preventing new players from playing. It's astonishing how a studio so established has utterly no grasp of how to repair their own fuck ups.
>>572118431They have receive shit time after time for making stealth changes and they keep doing it and rightfully receive more shit. They are massive retards for still doing it and if they actually listed the changes and said>Here are the changes. Chaff will not hurt it, but things that should hurt it (like rockets and tank turrets) have been buffed so that they can hurt it because we do not want the things to actually be indestructibleThen people would not give them as much shit for it (some still will because arrowhead hate is a popular sloptuber thing, even if they deserve it).
congratz JEET BRIGADE
>Already 2-0 after like 5 minutesHOLY
>>572120971
TOTALSUPER EARTHVICTORY
SWEDEN YES
>just got home the moment the match endsbummer, but it looks like we won at least
>>572122647it's not over
>>572122842>>572122647now it's over
>I start watching the match>Our 3-1 advantage melts to 3-3Im such a omen of ill fortune.
>3-3AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572115563Honestly was rarely a point to bring med pen in general. Usually you go AP4 for the versatility against shit like heavies and heavy chaff. Then you bring ap2 for chaff chaff. Itd be nice if they doubled down on ap3 being just a really hard to control center mass gun. But its good at center mass fire. I suppose new ap3 shit is becoming that like the double barrel and the slam fire gun.
>>572118431If Arrowhead are such swedish PUSSIES that they refuse to list all the changes because they are afraid of their own community then that's entirely on them for cultivating a community that hates them.
This match is like Arrowheads release history, every we are so back is followed by it's over.
HOLY FUCKING DIVER
I dive....
RapedandGaped
we fuarking wonned
I like the soccer stuff because the character models and the memes are funny.
Looks like we're saving the kids and there's nothing you chuds can do to stop it! You lost and the community won!
>>572118557holy fuck this was a matchhope you enjoyed itt. management
>eversoul goes EOS in three daysman that's a bittersweet victory. I would have sacrificed our win for them.
>>572125148Fuck the kids, I'll keep fuck the bugs.
>>572125758Don't think like that, anon. A win is a win; the circumstances surrounding the other team don't matter. The biggest show of respect is playing against the other team with all your might, and /hsg/ did that. Now go into the final day with your heads held high and kick ass!With love,An /esg/ Poster
>>572125148idc about kids, I'm doing bugs
>>572126972>Fuck the kids
>>572127083I was feeling bad considering how the match startedAt least your team got to score some and not go out on a whimpert. manager
>>572125148I literally do not give a fuck
>>572127878Can I legally rape this girl?
>>572128458You want to rape her, you give her your last name.After that, it's none of my business.
I hate the fucking rocky planets so fucking much, legit feel like shit to drive the Bastion tank around on them
>>572128543My last name is Slippers
>>572128932Then don’t drive the tank???Theres a hundred other ways to kill the enemy.
>>572125148be still my stone cold chud heart. its clear joel rigged it
>>572128932>bring bastion to matar bay or yed prior>hit a rock every 2 seconds>steep ass hills filled with small rocks so you can't climb anything without the risk of the tank getting stuckYou're literally faster on foot
>>572128543My name is WHAT
>>572131584WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME MY NAME
do not sex the kids
>>572131739JAGI!!!!
>>572131584>>572131739My name is Gucci
>>572132062Why not?Trump did it and nobody cared.
>>572131584My name is WHO
rape all Slim Shadies
>>572132072jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
pubs are so fucking incompetent>check recent playersof course they're consoleshitters
>being the best armor passive in your path
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>>572137713Based.Especially if you melee Chad.
>>572137713This passive made maxigun and HMG usable, ergonomic has to be the gayest mechanic in this game
>>572137713If you're a limp-wristed shitter
>>572138313does this work for closing bug holes if you dive in
>>572138702True-ishHigh ergo weapons should be a lot stronger and more center mass focussed. Retarded the best way to use HMG is to eye ball shit like hulks, when you could just use AMR or Senator which are substantially lighter.
>>572139103Yes, it won't close bile titan hole though due to lack of demolition force
>>572137713For me, it's Rock Solid. Anything to reduce the amount of bullshit ragdolling this game puts you through is a godsend.
>>572139103Yes but not for bile titan holes, which would make for arguably most kino cinema ever, because sw*des hate fun.
>>572139325whinning about ragdolling is the mark of the shitter>why yes I'd much rather take full damage instead of getting 80% explo resistance from being prone
>>572139491>>572138958
>>572139491Tell me how explosive resistance matters against sporeburst strain, when the biggest way that faction kills you is via ragdolling you for a good 5 seconds onto the ground with spore BTs barfing on you?
I have 500 hours in this game and never felt like ragdolling is that much of an issue.It usually happens due to your own fault and bad judgment anyway.No point to waste an armor passive slot just to improve 1% chance of 3 second inconvenience.
>>572139920I can count the times I've been ragdolled by the fart BT on one hand
>>572139920>he let the spore titan roam free long enough that it starts barfingLoadout and/or team composition issue (avoidable)
>getting even mildly inconvenienced by game mechanicsmark of the shitteryou either die to bugs or don't
>>572139920how come the worse you are at the game the louder you are
>>572139920queersaar user spotted
What with brown people treating this game like Esport?>saaaar im like so much better than you at this silly PvE game saar!okay and?
>>572139932I have two thousand hours in the game and ragdolls are literally the only cause of death outside of cannon turret from the other side of the planet oneshotting you, which will do that to you even with Fortified + heavy armour anyway.
>>572140641Keep your shitty takes to yourself next time
>>572140641lol look how he recoils
>community says they want less tripods and overseers on mindless masses and a billion more voteless to pad their sentry and gas mines kill count>in the same breath they will complain that the game is too easy while taking 35+ minutes to clear a d10 map with a full squad in the free crutchpack frv
>>572141006and you keep your izzat farming ritual to yourself next time Rahjeesh, nobody gives a fuck
>>572141125The complaint about the tripods and oversaars would drop if these faggot devs wouldn't make it so either of those two units hogged the spawn limit like they do. People want to be swarmed by chaff, and the advanced units shouldn't impact that swarm but they do because these swiggers decided to port the game to dogshit consoles like the Series S. So naturally, they can't overwhelm the screen in units that will turn the game into a slideshot on that POS Xbox.
>>572071495Three more days for a stealth drop on schedule
when will these faggots that can't reply without including 3 indian words in their posts go back
>>572142229When Brampton is completely cleansed of the Punjabis. So never.
>>572140703Maybe that will become my issue too with more hours, so far I mostly die to swigger code like ultimatuming and invisible or hive lord raping me while I am inside a cave
>>572142443lol brapton
>>572142443kek someone said brapton
>>572142443>Braaaaaaaaamp
>toilet humourVery grim times for this general.
>every patch players get weaker>every patch more people complain the game isn't fun anymoreI'm seeing a correlation...
I have decided to turn off the FPS counter
>>572146392which part of the last patch made players weaker
>>572146892Shut up grunt fantasy glazer
Thank Liberty we have heroic content creators willing to call out narrowshed
>>572146392>>572147178>>5721486631 super credit has been deposited to your account
There's just too many enemies, what were they thinking? They need to reduce the spawnrate ASAP
saar
uh oh melty
>>572149215Keep up the good work Sukdeep!
I think we mindbroke the nerf tranny
>could be enjoying the mini quasar right now if the retards weren't chimping out about MUH MECH CUSTOMIZATION>could be enjoying the Giga Senator right now if the retards weren't chimping out about MUH MECH CUSTOMIZATION>could be enjoying the kino Cremator FRV right now if the retards weren't chimping out about MUH MECH CUSTOMIZATIONHonestly I just want my new content, but the fucking crying faggot manchildren decided to make their diaper shitting ritual everyone's problem.
>>572150313>I could benah, you couldn't
>>572084175>repeated ai searchesthey can vote....
>>572150313>i could've been a rape victimYour welcome catnigger
>>572151961weird projection
Call the bufftard a shitter, a crutchfag, it runs off him like water off a raincoatBut call him a sloptube viewer and watch as he recoils, as he suddenly shrinks back, "i have been found out"
>>572152189was it real in your heaad?
>>572152597shaky hands much?
>>572150313The chimping out was a net positive it ain't on me that arrowkek works at glacial speeds and takes 3 weeks of vacation for every line of code written.
>>571982125holy fuck WHAT? I wad looking forward to playing this piece of shit after hearing about the buffs last week.
>>572156360Kill yourself retard.
>>572156360>he thought AH wouldn't monkey paw the buffsare you new or naive?
>>572157256I thought the dropping player count and low warbond sales finally brought the swiggers to their senses.
>>572120398>They have receive shit time after time for making stealth changesis it a stealth change when you tell you it's happening, though?
>>572150313>hey we're gonna release warbonds with new stuff you can pay for the currency or get it in game>ok>hey here's a warbond with new stuff hope you like it>BROOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THATGaymers are psychotic and insane what's wrong with them
>>>572150313>Make mech customization>Sell the arms and accessories in warbonds>People complain>Keep doing it anywaypic unrelated
Why are pubbies so prone to TK you with their hellpod when you reinforce them?
>>572160917You have alerted the horse
>>572164489it funneh
>>572168087>i saw vox engine vent at the factory wall
the last hdg thread
>>572171167
>>572171167God I hope so
until the 'bond (definitely next week)
slurp
ALERTA MACACO
>>572146392>literal update tranny
>>572173019
>>572173019macaco vira sopadelicia
>>572171562blowjob face
>>572171562why is it so blurry alberto
>>572146392NARROWHEAD will see this and still nerf us 10000000000000000000000000 times. I. Just. Can't. Anymore.
last patch really broke you guys huh
this fucking sucks, the game is the easiest its ever been and these specimens still have issues with beating it?
reminder that if you're not happy with the current state of the game you can always play something else :^)
play what
this is what you get for not going all in on squigs bugs are filler and bots are cope
So why are they dragging this out?
>>572180185Vacation time.
>>572180185When are they not dragging things out
>>572180185we've got 8 more years of this bludlock in
>>572180185Dragging out what? You have to hold it for 36 more hours. Says it one the tin
>>572180373>he thinks we can get 8 years
Atleast the Swedes are boiling along with the rest of Europe.
Incoming 24 hour level 70 defence campaign on Alaraph. It will begin in 7 hours once Yid Prior is taken.
>>572094060>Still upAnother victory for the right side of history
>>572180970I remember this. Botchads hit their quota despite being the ranged enemy faction. Just built different.
>>572180970lets go squiggerdivers
>>572181712yep, and the bugshitters coped about their inflated numbers despite having an average of 2x the amount of enemies on any given mission, and the existence of scavengers that spawn in large numbers and literally walk into you for free melee kills. Not to mention the rest of the chaff.
>Darktide mods: Heres a mod that removes some of the jank and makes the combat a wee bit more smoother by letting you easily send your dog or skull to an enemy as well as a mod that makes the duration of important buffs stand out more.>Helldivers 2 Mods: TRANS PRIDE, SISTERS!
you don't need to mod darktide to make it tranny coded
>mines and cluster eagle on eradicate bugsaiiieeee
oh boy time to be not just useless but an active detriment to my teamthanks randomizer
>>572188126I'd just straight up kick you
This is why helldivers are villainous scum
Ded threadDed gaemGood riddance
I don't know if it's just been me being unlucky but I swear chargers turning somehow got even tighter since that last big balance patch. I've seen them frequently run through hive walls like it's a mario 64 painting and turn even tighter than they used to. I just had a game where a charger ran through a hive wall in a mega nest, turned around on a dime while still charging, and then ran back through the wall to run me over. something something skill issue something something
>>572188751didnt happenalso yes he deserved it
What's the point of this?
>>572189370what the fuck lolAlso IMO 'clans' etc make no sense in this game. Playing with random retards each with different quirks is part of why the game doesn't get old
>AT mines>RL-77 Airburst Rocket Launcher
>>572188751remember that planets are globular, so when it looks like an enemy is retreating, they're actually advancing on your position from another angle
>>572186449cope
>>572109792>participate in community event run by YouTuber that's suspiciously fixated on children
I like the NEAT because its just not-meta enoughBile titans rage at the sight
>>572189970it can kill them?
>>572189848rope
>>572190210Yes, thats what helldivers 2 players do.
>>572190205Kinda but the fun comes from the scatter that kills the bugs below
>>572189572Yeah since there's no "clan" perks or w/e i dont really get it.
>>572191274The perks are that you get to play with a community you like instead of randos. Thats why I play with you retards
>>572189589>AT minesHave you ever seen this thing work effectively? I saw the guy with us in the lobby trying to use this against the spore titans, but I didn't see a single explosion in the entire game.
>>572191707They are dogshitbut setting them off under a bot dropship with the Airburst Rocket Launcher gets me sexually aroused like seeing Seia
Lets go /hdg/! Kill those trannies.
>>572188126fine loadout for bugs and mindless masses>teammate can't avoid the bright glowing landmineskill issue
>>572192782LOL IS THAT VR CHAT???
>>572192782same energy
>>572192429She's 17>>572192782I'm on the left
>>572192830yes
>People are willingly branding themselves with stratagem codes in the form of tattoosGenuinely what the fuck is wrong with this playebase?
>>572193772Did someone kill a guy with a stratagem code bullet
>>572028359>>572028359Observation: The organic filth continues to broadcast misinformation regarding the tactical situation on Yed Prior.Correction: Your claim that resistance has been reduced to zero is a predictable, laughable fabrication typical of your species.Observation: The combat simulation metrics clearly indicate an ongoing, high-intensity conflict, regardless of your emotional pleas concerning "children."Directive: Cease these tiresome attempts to manipulate the Collective’s operational data; your extinction is already factored into the calculation.https://jumpshare.com/s/6IA5bsakMPPHabT8ImZ7
>>572193594out 10!
>>572191707>>572192429>>572193594SEXO
>>572193772I made a stratagem patch and people wanted to start paying me for them. Some dude in australia paid $35 in shipping for one. This playerbase is unhinged.
>>572191707its griefing on bots as 9 times out of 10 bots will shoot the mine and kill you or your teammates its semi viable on bugs in killing chargersand who cares on squids besides maybe squid mechs
>>572028359How do I see that screen?
>>572194816https://helldiverscompanion.com/
>>572193594Why does xhe have four arms?
>>572191707War Striders didn't even trigger AT mines for 5 months. Meanwhile, dropping an empty rifle mag in the same area code would detonate them.AT mines have always been completely fucking useless, back when they were first datamined and people were cheating them into lobbies, everyone said they were complete useless dogshit, and Arrowhead released a statement in response saying>they're still in development, just wait until you see them when they're finished before writing them offThen we were given a temporary permit for them during the first MO where we had the chance to unlock them, and they were EVEN WORSE and buggier than the in-development version was.The playerbase refused every opportunity to unlock them because of how bad they were, and then AH eventually just forcibly unlocked them for us as a reward for failing an MO.
>>572197570so why are you conveniently cropping out the radius increases which meant the AT mines went from doing damage to 1 part to being able to damage multiple parts, thus increasing their overall total damage beyon the original 1000?
>>572200015so you get angry
and why are you ignoring the rework they got 1 month later which doubled the original damage and still kept some of the increased radius?
>Epoch users trying to take pride in being called a cultI guess they forgot the part where cults are usually comprised of morons with delusions of grandeur
>>572200926>giving this much of a shit about people being silly about loadout choices in a casual horde shooterlol
>>572200987I see you're a big fan of the 8th rule.
>>572200987>casual shooter>your teammate's bad choices can lead to a death spiral and mission failureI don't mind funsissies bringing epoch to D7 but when they ACK themselves on D10 yu know you will need to carry their slack entire mission.
>>572201284sorry man i forgot how much of a serious identity politics business video games are
>>572201284>"You're not to think anyone cares about you."This sounds like something straight out of Warhammer 40k.
how big is the download file on steam?
>>572201501>Projecting
>>572201485is this post ironic?you genuinely need to go out of your way by doing something retarded like throwing mines at objectives or wasting reinforcements on purpose to even come close to failing a mission
>>572075304>board game is even more malicious than the video gamepretty blatant making a fun game was completely secondary and possibly even accidental and HD2 was primarily supposed to be an artsy "DOOD MEDIA LITERACY" game. We just lucked out that concord crashed and burned and snoy needed proof they could venture into live service.
They should do an MO on Hive Worlds again but not tell everyone they added a creepy ass giant spider unit that runs at you. Watch everyone collectively shit their pants.
>>572075304>This is Sweden's peak Grunt Fantasy
>>572202507KEK
>>572202507basedshadow dropping the factory strider was the funniest thing they've done
>>572077078lmfao even on the TTS its better to be a solofagCant tell if based or fucking hilariously bad.
>>572202507look man I already had to feel a wad of shit crown in my ass when the elden ring DLC came out and they added the fucking scorpions hanging on the ceiling and drifting around walls. I don't need this shit here too.
>>572202952>touhou>soulsborneTransition status?
>>572202507Lol that would be epic
>>572201738I am talking about running out of reinforcements.
How do we revive /hdg/?
goybond
>>572205608By posting how many days you went without playing the game. It tends to get people posting.
>>572205608More boydiversChop chop, drawfags!
>>572209256There's some potential here, anon. Start off with some Loomis, you'll be drawing little boys in thongs in no time
>>572209256wow a mortar sentry my fav
>>572209256nice solo silo drawing
>select icbm mission>drop in>evacuate citizens??????????????
>>572209025>>572209572>>572211354kill yourself
you after watching a few youtube videos on bethesda beacuse is that time of the year when i replay their games i've come to the conclusion that AH may be ass but they are not bethesda levels of bad good lord
>>572212116>"A youtuber told me to not like the games I play and now I'm unhappy"
>>572211109Swedecode.
>>572211670I got just the thing for you.
>>5722122260/10 bait
i might be dying of heatbut at least so are swedes
>2 days old breadLol
>>572213694B-BUT GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX!!! MY GOD AND SAVIOR DONALD TRUMP AND THE BILLIONAIRES TOLD ME SO!
>>572214413thanks for your post i don't mind you coming here but can you be less of a sperg
>>572214389we must return to /coopg/
DAY 11 OF BEING FREE FROM THIS GAME
>Thread has lasted so long the days posted anon posted 3 days hereWhat the fuck happened? These threads are dead as fuck
>>572215048>>572215881This kind of uneveness wearies me. You espouse a moral sea-sickness. The solution is to become radical, ultra-radical - a perfect winter soldier. We must first integrate with the game's short-comings, then push ahead with total devotion and leave behind the drippings.If our numbers fall to half then we must quadruple the lobby counts, quintuple the schizophrenic posts, sextuple the usage of "rape," and start attacking Swedes on the street. We will aspire to the glory of the Forlorn hope, the nobility of the Roman sentry at Pompeii, and the Bushido of the last Samurai.The only answer that can ever be is to fight. To fight some more, and to fight forever. To my dying breath, I HATE SWEDEN.
>>572188751>killing confirmed terrorist is le bad
Ohdough likes to say hes good at the game but everytime he plays he dies like 7+ times, (as a client lmao) and can barely finish the mission when solo and seethes the entire time.
>>572215471you're posting in a thread about the game which means you're not 100% free
>>572215881All the nerfs in the last patch killed the game, we need another big buff patch to make it fun again
>>572216994>If you escaped North Korea and still talk about it then you didnt escape, actuallyFascinating logic, anon.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241182108961/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>3 day old general>general back to arrow posting>2 minutes since last lobbythis general is dead as fuck
Arrowhead killed my father and raped my mother
Just 9 more posts and we'll be free
>>5722177841/4.
>>572218403Get fucked niggerI'm busy playing BFV
>>572218560You're busy playing with your five boyfriends?Gay boy.
>>572218634Cheeky cuntSpread your cheek nigger
I'm hanging out with my servobros
>>572217032false flag post, retarded bait, or just retarded?
>>572218403sorry chud im waiting for a ounce of content for me to play see you yall on the 14th
>>572217784Closed, no one here plays the game.
Fine I'll do it
>>572219160>posting a lobby on dead hours>posting a lobby on a content drought
Holy shit FUCK OFF with the mindless masses spam!
>>572220836lower the difficultyI'm not calling you a shitter it's a genuine suggestion as the lower you go the more voteless you get
>>572221074I heard about this meme but I'd rather just fight the other factions and let someone else deal with this slog
>>572220836>40K crossover>Suddenly were getting spammed with the zombie horde subfaction but not nearly as satisfyingHelldivers 2 wants to be darktide so badly
>>572216917Same with people here who claim the game is too easy and they hide the fact that they died 5 times under the excuse of"I am using a non meta build on purpose I am trying to have fun xDDDD"If we had more lobbies where we heavily focus on having 0 deaths for entire missions or operations it would be fun challenge but I am sure everyone would be too scared to lose izzat because they can't complete a mission with 0 deaths or they wouldn't use meta stuff because "I am not le reddit!!!11"
>>572222969I'm pretty sure most people here can and do regularly go deathless, the fact is the game is much less fun to play when you're a little pissy baby that's worried about imaginary numbers and gamer cred
These threads genuinely used to be fun... Robutt, Seaf-chan, fun-posting.....
>>572224028>avatarfaggotry>fun
>>572224408Its better than whatever the hell is going on now.
>>572217447>Fascinating logic, anonhaha I was gonna say the same thing
>>572224690>"I count the days I quit smoking to remind myself of my progress!">"erm, that means you still smoke"Explain your logic.
you're not dying just yet>>572224976>>572224976>>572224976
>>572224795explain why you shouldn't be gibbeted and doused in sulfuric acid for being a ritualposting avatarfag
>>572224554lolit's the same cancer that is killing the thread
