Right in the Swedish Meatballs EditionPrevious: >>571981789>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSMay 21 Upscaling Support: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/666114279352566049May 21 Warhammer 40k Legendary Warbond Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRQi00kCST8June 5 Planet Warfronts, Ship Upgrades, Progression Changes: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548946858>LATEST PATCHESMay 29: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/707773210124354385June 9: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548947961June 16: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951
Hello fellow divers, divegrass management here.I want to let you know that today we're playing against /pg/ - Persona General in the /vg/ League 26 Quarterfinals in about 3 hours and 40 minutes.It will be live on https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleagueI'll let you know when the match is ~40 minutes close to being live and right when it's up.Today is the last day of the /vg/ League 26! If we manage to win three more times from now on we can be the champions of /vg/! So come cheer for our team to win it all!For those who don't know what the /vg/ League is, it's a footie tournament where generals on /vg/ compete to prove themselves to be >the best.More info can be found here: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_LeagueYou can find previous matches in the match history section here: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hdg/Knockout Standings: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_26#Quarterfinals
Killed the game award
There will be NO migration.There will be NO doomposting.There will be NO EOS.
>>572225319I appreciate the irony of having a strawman collection
>>572225319 Oh "The game should be balanced around solo diving first and coop later" DoughOh "I became a negative personality to make more money" DoughOh "Helldivers bricked my PC (not really tho but I'll post and not retract it)" DoughOh "Commissarkai is a grifter" DoughOh "60 day update actually made chargers tankier" DoughOh "Bugfixes are nerfs" DoughOh "The game doesn't encourage co-op because I can solo everything (but don't nerf anything that enables soloing)" DoughOh "The game is too easy in 4 man (but make it easier anyway)" DoughOh "Automatons being accurate is unfun" DoughOh "Adjudicator gif" Dough
helloooooowhere is warbond?
>>572225612>giving a shit about what sloptubers think
>>572225612I don't think about you at all
>>572225759>>572225779Missed the point entirely award
>>572225667
>>572225759The e-celeb constant spew of lies and clickbait is singlehandedly responsible for killing the game
>>572224976>>572215051why 2 threads
>>572225925grunt fantasy
>>572225925no one linked in the previous one
HELLO? THE FUCKING WARBONDS???
>>572225779This is your hero btw
return to /coopg/
>>572226385Concord looked like shit but he isn't wrong
>>572225294hdg has had a good showing either way
>>572226385>mfw one (1) person online has an opinion
>>572226482Hes a complete hypocrite though. Also dying on a hill for Concord 2.0 is certainly a choice.
>>572226710AH are shitty devs actively trying to kill their game
>xe is done seething at random buffs and steam review screenshots, now shifting xer attention to a random eceleb The most raped """person""" on veegee
>>572226482he is wrong because the hate was never blind
>>572226445how's the new class? i bought it on launch but haven't had the time to sit down and try it yet
Who the hell cares if he likes shitty ass concord. More importantly why does he switch to a fake british accent for random sentences in his videos?
>>572227273Nta but pretty funClaw feels good, emp feels great, auto headshot ability kind of whatever
>>572227375it's just a zoomer thing. they have no attention spam so you gotta do wacky voices and shit to keep them engaged before they pull out their second phone and browse tiktok
>>572197570AT mines were so badly designed that you could genuinely call it a comedy of errors.>explosion radius so small and falloff so strong that the epicenter needed to be directly on a target to deal an acceptable amount of damage>had a trigger delay, so most heavies would only get grazed by the explosion and require multiple landmines to kill>spread close enough together that they could only really be used against a single heavy, but spread far enough that their ability to kill was total RNG>what could actually trigger them was wildly inconsistent
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241198787647/76561198121205373d10 any
what is the easiest difficulty to farm rape samples?
>>5722280432/4
>>5722280433/4
>>572227709Add enemy explosion resistance. For example, BTs take only like 50% of explosion damage to their legs.
>>572228043FVLL.
>>572228043full
>tr*nime lobbyyuck, someone make a lobby that's not infested with subhumans
>>572228817BT's are pretty much the worst heavy to try and kill with mines since they have very long strides letting them cross the field quickly with limited exposure time and have an extremely small footprint making the likelihood of hitting a mine incredibly small
weebsite
>>572229170I guess vox engines and factory striders are better examples... they trigger them often enough but it just doesn't do shit because of how damage works
>>572229335oink oink piggy
>>572229351a mine still does 1200 damage to a factory strider foot. 3 of them will kill it
>>572229447We don't sign our posts here
>>572229807nah you gotta do it when they add an insult at the very end, retard
>n-no usqueal piggy
>>572228823how the fuck I thought this thread was dead beyond saving
>>572228991/qa/ lost
Rape all tranime lobby players
Schloopdivers to SchlooppodsRepeatSchloopdivers to Schlooppods
The halt might be the worst gun in the game
The halt might be the best gun in the game
>>572232903its very mid, stun rounds are neat gimmick. i have no idea why it doesn't get barrel choke. id still take it over halo shotgun ,stock punisher, spray and pray all shotguns are outclassed by trenchgun and double freedomredeemer is my worst gun pick btw>>572228829missed the last /hdg/ lobby, its over
>>572234603>redeemermeant reprimand but redeemer is up there too
>>572228043GGs.
>>572225612Oh "Guns I pay for should be better than the base guns" dough
test
>>572225319>>572225612I don't watch this man but is he perhaps a solo stealth diver?
>>572236047Got it, nerfing vox engines one more time.
>>572237365Worse. Hes a solotranny that always plays as a client and dies all the while seething about the game and the devs nonstop. When hes solo he barely completes the mission and sometimes just flat out loses and has a raging hate boner for war strider and insists on only playing raise the flag and geo survey.
This still happening?
What is the current state of the game? I remember they made a big balance pass in like March 2025 that reverted a bunch of nerfs, but I could never find a game so I was unable to play it.
>>572237368test test
>>572225612>Self-reporting that you watch his slop
>>572225612Commissar kai is a huge nonce to be fair.
warbondo doko content doko
Reminder that warbonds aren't actual content
>>572238334>What is the current state of the gameTake a look at this dumpster of a thread and tell me
nothing is content
>>572238242That article was posted this month, so presumably the roguelite stuff is long-term goals.
>>572239758>That article was posted this monthPosted during pride month. That's fucking gay, don't believe anything AH says or confirms
When are we going to get more voice lines?It's getting a bit dull listening to the same 5 canned lines from each of the characters now after 2 years of playing.Can they add more so its got the same variety and number as Darktide, maybe have class specific lines between each class depending on what equipment they have.We currently have one specific automatic enemy spawn callout for each faction, maybe more call outs for type as well
>>572240243>darktide dialogue>depth>variety
>>572240243erm because hiring VA's are le hard and creating more voice lines is more work to do also im sure AH won't do more players voice lines because they don't charge for them
>>572240243Another diver for the cause.Buuugs.Dropships.Enemy Elite.There's something here.Another sample for democracy.I've got the terminal.I'm on it.Calling down a walker.Calling in orbital strike.I need supplies.Negative.Affirmative.Thank you.
>>572240243Having less variety of voice lines and having each diver only capable of saying a few things is better actually - it shows how deeply brainwashed and rigid thinking each diver is. Its supposed to show how Super Earth has completely wiped any and all individuality of each diver. We are not a class based or hero shooter
>>572240535>erm because hiring VA's are le hard and creating more voice lines is more work to doThese niggers had multiple voice actors for the SEAF and megacity civilians yet they REFUSE to hire some randos to do a voice for them when it would easily sell warbonds if they included them
>>572240243Yuri Lowenthal is expensive
>>572240243>AH makes new player voice lines>due to AH incompetence old voice lines are now mute or will be cut off before they can fully be played
>>572240243install mods.
>>57222529430 minutes notice
>>572240750They constantly bring back the John Helldiver guy for trailers but god forbid he becomes a new voice for us
>>572240243you dont need to invent a fake problem nobody has when there's plenty of real ones
footy's on.https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleaguewe're playing vs persona general in the quarterfinals.come cheer for the team.
>Limited to 3
>6 minutes in>Already kinoThis team is blessed
why is there a bug running around the field?
>>572247167That's Alexus, dude
kino match
WE ARE GETTING THIS STAR BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Jkya1O_Sk
kill yourself jeet
>>572249494never
Can this guy kill a Blue Elite? Asking for a VC argument.
>play pubs >drop down >throw SOS >no one shows>think, "Where the fuck is my backup">Anon from friendslist has joined the lobbyThanks for joining me in my autism, fren. Was fun.
>>572255229uhwrong picture?
>>572255229gg
>>572252428What the fuck is a blue elite?You mean a SEAF with a EAT or something?
>>572225294WERE IN THE TOP FOUR BABY!Our next opponent is /hgg2d/ - 2D Hentai Games General in the VGL26 Semi FinalsWhich would happen in like a hour.
This game would be better if the ultimatum were removed and the supply pack could only give supplies to teammates.
This game would be better if the Ultimatum were buff and the supply pack could work with superior packing methodology ship upgrade
>>572255395No, I'm playing a Helldivers mission for every planetary invasion I do in a separate game.
>>572240243im pretty sure there was a leak with cowboy voices but i think they scrapped it because of engine limits
>>572255919>our next opponent is /hgg2d/
>>572256665Based beyond measure!
This game would be better if the Galactic War was a Galactic Soccer Cup
>>572247925fumbled rape attempt or a clean mount?
>>572259165You tell me. >>572248141
>>572252428the guy drops to standard liberator like its nothing
>we heckin did it we organized taking a planet the devs handed to us once the blob had nothing better to do!
>>572258421I haven't played a run that dense in a while. Usually I set the number of Independents and possible colonies to their lowest settings.
>>572261708
Where the fuck is the new goybond?
>>572260858Everything Arrowhead does now makes me irrationally angry, even if it's neutral or even good. That's just how much goodwill they've lost from me.
>>572262590delayed for uh reasons
>>57226259030th
>>572262590They will stealth drop it tomorrow
>>572225294It's time for our match against /hgg2d/!We are in the bloody Semi Finals so come cheer for us!https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>572260858>the helldivers community>~19,000 strongthey didn't even stick around for clasa so they're all people of the blob
>>572263110
>>572262590Trying to kajigger something to put in it after making the new FRVs free to let the steam reviews stop burning
"we" are going to make a clan/platoon whenever that comes out right? my friends dont play this dogshit anymore (good, they were bad) and i dont wanna join a random one
>>572263507Lmao
>"we" are going to makeahahahahaha>comes outAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
>>572263970>good, they were badhow? this snake of a game is defanged
>>572259397bodied by 100lbs animu girl, grunt fantasy moment
>>572264102last update did add a bunch of new strings related to platoons, so who knows, it might come out in a few months/together with the new ships update>>572264269they had dogshit awareness and liked to complain whenever they died to anything due to lack of attention, a good example was when i used gatling barrage near a pack of bugs and one of them kept walking towards it then instantly died and blamed me that i did it on purpose (he was 10 meters away from the stratagem ball/beam when it activated btw), i just want to play with people that stop fucking around like a bunch of morons honestly
broskis.... i don't think we are winning this one....
>>572266441You have to believe
these underaged girls are too strong for our fragile helldiver bodies
ITS FUUUAAAAARKING OVER
ITS OVER
Top 4 is okay i guess...
>>572266884its even more over now
STOP THE COUNT
IT'S EVEN MORE OVER THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT
>>572267164WE NEED A HERO...
If we lose this one thread dies FOREVERDon't let this HAPPEN
>>572267358now we have to lose so we are finally free of this shithole
I bet my entire life savings on this, please bros....
>>572267603>free of this shitholeehm we'll be banished to coopg
>>572268010i will not use coopg so i will be free
time return to /coopg/
The Raped
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>losing to a bunch of perverted dissidentsholy shit we need to go back to oshaune and fill up on e-711 to black hole those degenerates
You have been raped and impregnated by /hgg2d/
GET RAPEDPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
John Helldiver's offensive will save us
Ok
>>572268694WE'RE OUT OF TIME, HITLER YOU STUPID FAGGOT
>>572268797>572268797
well there goes the victory celebration lobbysee you niggers some other day
>>5722687979 9 9 9 9 9 9!
>>5722690213rd place celebration lobby soon
>>572268978I'M TIRED SUPER WOBBIE
>use mod that turns Deadeye into a bolt action rifle>gun becomes fun to useHuh
>>572269086We'll lose this one too ITS OVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mhmVIOOtEkwe can still go for third place i guess
fuck this I'm replaying doom the dark ages
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241241244955/76561199802205691d10 calamari
>>572269857failed already what the fuuuuck
one game before next match steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241241868975/76561198088743
>>572267358what about the second match?
>>572255461>filenameO-OHDOUGH?!!
haven't played since the gatekeepers and the veracitors were added, has anything noteworthy happened since then?
>>572273546save the kids thing i guess
>>572273546devs added a mech warbondplayers reviewbombed the gamedevs panicked and added two FRV variants (which were originally planned for the next warbond)
>>572273546brap titansbrap bugs are now crazy wicked fast, too fast for their own good to the point that they overshoot you super hardmech warbond was clowned on for being more microtransaction slop but is actually pretty good outside that
