Previous: >>571738872twitch.tv/evo3>Nakatsu resigns from Tekken Projecthttps://x.com/nkt_dreamer/status/2061296807259595212>Yujiro Hanma teaser:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvXW2ArNz7Q>Kunimitsu starter guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCyl-4CMFPw>Patch noteshttps://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=3225>Season 3 plans:https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2380>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notationhttps://glossary.infil.net/>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit?tab=t.0>Tekken 8 important moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.64pwd7lfnzip
MEN
Fuck you.
HARADA LEFT AHJAHA
WHY does his voice sound like this? It's so fucking annoying I swear to godhttps://x.com/mykeryu/status/2069721444934734074 (embed)
SEGA won
Capcom won
Why are you watching him them you retarded monkey?
meeeeeeeen
>>571882079This place used to be good before worthless trannies like you
>>571882525Meant for >>571881984
why am i me why
where are they streaming rip's game at evo?
>>571882187>(embed)embarrassing
this game made everyone except krazzuya too easy to play not fun winning with lee lee just mashing bu'ns xe was fun in 7 though
https://x.com/HardwareSteam/status/2070149453701435555Bandai Lost
>>571882808give me tips for xiaoyu, im stuck at GoD
1 hour until capcom wins
>>571883387i don't tip
>>571883469there's nothing new in it except spoilers, probably not really worth a watch
>>571883278Valve has lost it completely. Even at the original 750€ price, this was DOA.
>>571882079
Thank you for taking the time to apply for the Humiliation Ritual position at Humiliation Inc. After careful review, we have decided to move forward with other candidates at this time.
>>571883651series X is now 750€ toowait till you see the ps6 prices next year kek
im invisible to women
anime
>>571883841no, trust me, you're very visible and disgusting to them, they wish you were invisible.i have been told so many timeslili main in tekken 8 btw
>>571882079sex with Lili honestly sounds great
i worship devil shyt
>>571883825Forget the PS6, this thing is outperformed by a nearly 6 year old base PS for $600. Prices suck across the board, I get it, the problem is how badly this thing gets assfucked by prebuilts at the same price and cheaper.
thank you playstation 5 professional
>>571883754wouldn't that be a good thing
i've been thinking about stealing my nephew's ps5 but i can't come up with a good reason for why it would suddenly disappear
are you sure you're not a fucking nigger that was a very nigger coded post
>>571884535do it
i promise i'm not a melanated individual i just want to play grand tekken auto 6 when it comes out but i don't want to pay 800 american dollars for the whole thing
slime your nephew and take his piss5
>>571884224it's fine at 650/700 as it is an alternative in form factor + full openess, in my opinion
https://streamable.com/kl92bs
just pop a cap on that mf and take it
>>571884535dont do it
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/nCdUX7tRMLw
nigga has a bjorko pop
>>571884535why would you need to come up with a good reason? itd be better to feign cluelessness shirley?
mishimabluds act as if the hardest thing about mishimas wasn't buying a different controller
what's wrong with 'sukas?
>>571887481restricted to only cuties
>>571886947quality exposepost but>intimacy coordinator
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RjZtLyimd3MNew handheldkino dropped. Might get this bad boy.
Bane?
>>571888119>win max 3 chinkheld id been looking forward to for months leaked today and its totally fucked
>>571888119waste of money more than the steam machine
>>571888119That dpad looks nice
thanks
>>571888412Why is it fucked? >>571888630This is exceptionally more value than Steam Machine. If this was Valve, It'd cost 1000$ more.
All sorts of shit is happening at Bamco lately, what gives
>>571889061It's going from 4 speakers in the Win Max 2 to 1 (ONE) fucking monospeaker, does the external battery meme like the GPD Win 5 and weighs ~1.2kg with it plugged in, screen shrunk from 10.1" to ~9.1" I'm actually okay with this bit but most people aren't, understandably makes it harder to use as a tiny laptop, resolution shrunk from a standard 2560*1600 to 2400*1504 so integer scaling is fucked, back to pre max 2 chiclet keyboard
Everyone get in here NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ireRfYeWc-c
capcom windening stream is live
>no megaman overdoseshant be watching.
>>571889061it's pretty bad as the steam machine though, no matter the cost, it's like buying a silver poo instead of a bronze one
>hey remember when we announced code veronica>keep an eye out for more news some other timethank you capcom i can see why you won so hard
all these wack ass flops gigamogged by the new sword art online game coming out soon
>>571891054>>hey remember when we announced code veronicayou did that 27 years ago...
>no resident evil requiem dlcit's over
youtube chat fucking hates capcom
>crimson dogshit plebs think their slop is better
crimson desert has to be the biggest modern scam in the history of vidya
koreans and chinese can't make good games. this is well documented
>that's itson
>>571892930Stellar Butts 2 looks fun
>>571892159Fuck this tranny piece of shit gameGood riddance
>>571892930lies of p is the best soulslike of all time and stellar blade is pretty good.
>>571893372medstake em
>shitter blade is goodspam rapid 100 hit combos against damage sponge enemies to watch your doll's ass jiggle while it happenskoreans are leeches on every industry they enter
just woke up and my breath smells so bad. i want to smell lilis rancid morning breath bros
I played a lot of T7 back in the days, I picked up T8 a few weekend agowhat the fuck is up with people punishing blocked rage arts with throws?T7 green ranks would launch you and do a full combo
stop larping
im watching buffblud and it's honestly insane how fucking scrubby Kazuya is as a character, the fact Kazniggas have managed to make the whole playerbase believe they're playing some sort of difficult honest character is a triumph of propaganda
let's face it tekken is only taken seriously as a fighting game because koreans hard nothing else to play for a few years
I just literally don't care about Tekken, man
The thing about Kazuya is that his execution is genuinely difficult except there is a controller type where it suddenly becomes trivial and now you have the single best god button in the entire game which you can spam and throw to the wind with zero risk.Also he does have a lot of Tekken 8 bullshit that they prefer to pretend isn't there but it 100% is. Even TMM came around, anybody pretending Kazuya is anything less than top 5 at this point is insane.
i am more alone than you can possibly imagine.
I thought Crimson Desert was extremely good. The only problem was the dogshit story and forgettable soundtrack but those are not the point of an open world game. I also liked that it humiliated dragons dogma defenders by doing almost everything better and at a much larger scale. God DD2 was such a disappointment after the long wait, fuck Itsuno. I'm gonna replay CD at the end of the summer to see all the updates they put into the game so far.
Jerma said Capcom is the best gaming company on the planet right now.
chinkshit desert is fotm trash that only gets defended as a generational achievement by browns whose game collections consist mostly of madden and call of duty
i'm still thinking about that 9/10 goth chick holy fuck
is that the amogus guy
i fucking love nina williams bros i need to have sex with her so bad
Ecuador WonTekken lost
>>571895175how alone we talkin'
wasn't jerma supposed to retire half a decade ago
who the fuck is jerma
no
>>571895871She already gave birth once, you're too late.
damn avril lavigne still looks hot
i look just like her
>>571894061bump please bros
>>571892930*americans and canadians
FAKCUMRAG OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IS THE STRONGEST CHARACTER IN THIS GAME
when is virtual fighter: intersections coming out?
when it's coming out i
what da helly is subsea lockdown?
are limes or lemons better for you
Demi-Fiend next guest character
>>571883387watchu strugglin wid
some blud wrote "congrats on your ridiculous doll" after i beat em wit dis skin -.-
The things that we won't be and the places we won't seeThey no longer haunt me
twas me, sowwy
twewy
twe was twynna get in yo pants bungalunga
talmud lemmons 4 of the latest kpoop releases has been themed on lemmons i wonder if dey trynna dell us somethin?
sayin mishima is easy on hitbox is like sayin programming is easy on ai copilot
oh, she be coming rapidly
glorious nippon is playing right now
i diddly doodly done some poroductive shait and now i can diddly doodly chill without guilt hanging over me head yknowmsayin
do you agree with this years winners
>pastrami impersonatin bokeQRD?
thanks but we established that plus/homings is inferior to other kits and evidently not even viable at tournament level
Not interested in your local trans lore
personally Empathy Toilet 8 takes it by a landslidebest thing I've read here
my top 3 favs are reinaanon, drawfag, and mposting
Miart should have a grab during which she smothers her opponent with her breasts
for me it's >s tierlingschizo and drawking>a - deveryone else>f tierreinatroon
>>571904798>>571904543Drawtroon kill yourself
>>571905031reinatroon kill yourself
>>571904006I am (my lore is out of date clearly)
>s tierlingshizzo>a tierdrawfag, adhdspammer, bjorkfag, kyspammer, etc.>b tiertrannies (boke, purple, pink etc)
uh oh reinatranny is not happy
niggerbluds tier lists tier - drawtranny spamming the thread with his shitty drawings and providing no context hoping people interact with him even though he has nothing interesting to say about tekken because he doesn't actually play the gamea tier- passtranny being an attentionwhore troll and thinking goading anons into arguments and hiding behind an avatar makes xim interestingb tier - agp lingmexican you need to seek help
>>571905193kys dude
das rude
list of non-tranny schizos1. the guy who constantly has to post about other games2. the guy who constantly posts about which megacorp won and posts twitter links3. the one obsessed with tmmlist more
S tier - all coomer kings posting Tekken babes and making this general less schizogay
reminder
one of those is me...
The S tier posters occupy many subtler, shorter-lived personas and can't be pinned down to a single identity. A tiers pick a good joke and commit to it. B tiers shill their thing of choice to deliberately aggravate. C tiers goonpost with no other detectable mental activity. F tiers are the trannies who as usual ruin every community they join.
claimed my warframe drops, time to sleep, goodnight tekgen!say it back
>>571905824another le quirky doodle about the state of the general. notice he never posts anything about the game except for his little character drawings. it's his pathetic attempt at fitting in. he uses tekgen as a social club but doesn't want to interact with the series the thread is centered around
in fraternities and other ghetto inspired soul-destroying male spaces, you can either become top brass by1. being stronger than everyone else2. being extremely charismatic and likeable3. being the jester/clown/punching bag that everyone bullies and makes fun of for quick laughsthe tier list mentioned above ranks people from category 3. with S tier being the top jesters and f tier being those who refuse to entertain others
>>571906323kys worthless troon
osserva
no bee.. I shan't
>>571907832You are supposed to salute with open palm Is Oscar stupid?
all roads lead to Capcom
Capcom winned
all roads lead to big tits in my mouth
...In a story where male prostitution is the norm and the woman literally tells the boy, "you'll have to work hard," they still have her waste time pampering him like a precious little snowflake. Handjob, blowjob, titwank, handjob with nipple sucking, then a few short pages of fucking as if that's not what she's actually paying him for. Because males must always be treated delicately in porn, even when they're the prostitutes. Thanks Japan.
ungghhh im gonna>cums all over this thread
Did they?
Buffhumina already GoDIt's over for ya'lls he's beating the naysayers
>>571910489why would they be smiling otherwise
i oughta admit that glimmer of femtitity on dewgliders face turnt me on a lilbiat no gnomo XD
baby ratzingers thoughts on the fact that new newbies will arrive to d9 and us godbluds who now are viewed as good but not that good will be the new OGs and the current got6xes and god 4s will quit the game so we will take the spot at the top and rule over the newbies in ranked?
>>571911289cuz he's bi not gay
>>571911587right, i did not think about that
does anyone have the nazi version of this i forgot to save it
same, him cosplaying as lili does things for me ngl
>>571911559back to your general slimetroon
i want to suck her bulge
>>571911792also can someone make him into a turtle?
lingretard your posting style is too abstract and thus you were mistaken for a dixer by the slime derangement syndrome ai
Tekken 9 better be coming with a jap gf that sucks your dick all day
>>571912379>mistakensure, like the pink tranny aint trying to get some of that lingpussy aright
pink tranny only talks about fucking one person thoughbeit
twas me samefacking lmao
/deadgen/
i was thinking about sega
vergogna
>>571916920>selling jankshit for 17buxshameless
>>571914929>'tallica>Jason mask>Goku>'zuyaHe's so based...
....and now....The Cheetahmen
The Tekken hype is just gone for me.We have a fat man, kangaroo, and the ugliest man ever in anime as dlc.Its fucking grim.
bros how do I play a character with a forward moving stance against yoshi
https://x.com/Baakunetugod/status/2070136165077020845
i love flashing people when they mash their non cancelable +ob stance 50/50 bs bros, like you can tell these mfs don't even know what to do and got so comfy with monkeying around in stances and their brains just melts with how tf do i cancel this!!! lmao
>>571920852By knowing what frames are.
wer in da fuark is ganryu
>>571921206I love d3 against yoshis. Those worthless retards will without fail flash every time that low connects. And with Lars the db1,3.It's free combos!!But I remember rainas raging for ages about how they can't 1,1,2 a yoshi.. apparently they don't know they don't have to go into stance.
wtf are brad pitt and ed norton doing there
can someone explain why my pkb2 landed on byron here? he clearly held back
>>571922479his input history is pretty crowded but i think that would indicate that he just didn't have a b input when the pkb2 hit so it just breaks neutral guard
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/-q1sEZo7ezw
>>571921934meds
after 3 weeks of learning tekken 1 - 3 hour daily, my hand and wrist is in constant pain any my pinky finger keeps getting locked in place and i have to manual straighten it
>>571924150Buy a stick.
>>571924256i played on controller for the first 2 weeks, i play leverless now tho i find it easier than stick
saying you have pinky pain is just admitting that you're using a faggot nu-male peripheral for homosexuals
>>571924363Leverless are for the homosexuals. Also its cheating. Get a stick.
>>571924380>>571924425put your stick up your ass loser
no stick? get that dick split
Do not get a fucking stick. Listening to someone telling you to get a stick instead of a leverless is like listening to someone who's telling you to go on hrt and cut your dick off.
>>571923189please saar pause the webm and look at the frame when steve pressed 2, byron was holding back the entire time
>>571924535based
>>571895871calm down phi lam
>why dided this move hit a blocking opponent???because the game is dogshiet lil nigga nothing works in this game up is down down is left and it will never be fixed
>>571924647Leverless is literally the tranny controller. Its removing the stick for leverlesshttps://youtu.be/r3BRh9w8VzY?si=gSPAkX-B4WBgAMecFirst video I click, tranny
>>571925135trannies are based and so is leverless stickfags need to hold a phallic object in their hands and shake it about while they play tekken, thats gay af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVN6X8fIHdE
>trannies are based and so is leverlesshrt got you niggas talking crazy
>tranny this tranny thati wonder how different 4chin was before 2015. it's impossible to imagine this joint without tranny culture desu
>>571924363You aren't the smartest, are ya.You complain about pain from playing. Guess what causes most pain, especially for people sitting at puters all day. The twisted forearm. Your cheatbox has the same issue. A stick doesn't because your arm rests in a natural position on the stick like with other ergonomic input devices.
we love trans queens here
>cheatbox this, cheatbox thatdo stick users seriously feel morally superior for using an objectively inferior controller?
>tranny crying about pinky cramps on dickless>justifies it by calling sticks inferiornigga you're not going pro you're supposed to be playing for fun. and stick is the funnerest input method there issimple as
Capcom Won
I did not expect me advising someone to use a stick cause it helps with wrist pain would cause a melty..I'm tired boss
>>571902358Why do Brazilians use the word ridiculous so much?
>objectively inferior controllerthere hasn't been a single hitbox player winning a major tekken tournament since superakouma was relevant
I keep my account private I'm here to beat your ass not talk
Funny enough skouma was carried by hitbox execution on a literal cheating character. GODkken 8 doesn't allow this
>>571926665It doesn't because no more akuma or because it has measures against socd clearing nonsense?
>>571926168This.Ever since I got a stick I can never go back to pad willingly for any fighting game. Stick is just way too much fun
chadden 8 deploys a psychological emp burst during tournament play that scrambles the brains of cheatbox users preventing them from winning anything
If it's cheating why don't they win and why isn't it banned
they can't win anyway so they act as fodder for top seed players in easy pools
>>571927424But it is banned.
If you could design a new stage for S4 / Tekken 9, what would it be?
im a failure
help
a beautiful open-air infinite stage set in vietnam to accompany the new vietnamese babe
>>571928578Top of mountain with dragons or chinese bamboo forest with temple.
https://www.twitch.tv/qor_gaminghttps://www.start.gg/tournament/battle-in-the-desert-pre-evo-1/event/bitd-tekken-8-twt-2026/brackets/2275437/3296567pre evo tournament
>>571928939i care
hrt is goated
>>571928578something like the t5 waterfall stage would be nice, no flashing lights and a natural background
I miss lilianon...
same
I worked 14 hours today!!!
ao arslan kuni mirror grand finals the day before evo would be kino
poodans
i kazuya god1 and nobody ever duck df1,2 is they retarded
>>571901527>Gaea Rages you to deathOh boy
>>571929262we have a nice replacement with lingshizzo, just give her some time
>>571930912I'm better!
>>571930912he was funnier when he had to cope with being terrible, season 2/3 baby ranks turned him complacent
>>571931346lilianon will always be better than you
>>571931991No, he is oussy and hates 8 cause he sucks at it and he is hairy bi sexual italian.I wonder if I still have the pics..
>>571931346you're an annoying khunt 95% of the time with some kino moments every half a year or so. lingshizzo is comfy and fun for the most part, but with less bombastic kino stuff for sure.i'd say both of you are needed in way as a thing to hate vs a thing to like. otherwise wed only get boring ass game talk and who wants thatneither of you are lilianon tho
>>571935393I like game talk.I should visit sfg again today.
arslan doesn't react to jin db4 what is our cope novabros
>>571935558he had too much sex with japanese hookers
>visitpls stay there pls
>>571936259Nah, I'm here too. I am once again making fun of ingrid's horrid face with anon in sfg.
why qudans afraid of using electric
shit move you can duck it
you can?
>>571932262I think he just doesn't like it. He came back to the game recently tho?
>>571937196this but unironically
i think jeondding can win evo
>>571937479Worse, he kept regurgitating what the streamers said about how this is just a casino aggression game. Basically admitting defeat to the doomsayers and becoming one of them.Last I checked he played T7. The game without movement.. the irony.
What the fuck am I witnessing..
what do those mean lul
u only own 5 games and your account is 2 years old
now kuni downplayers are going to have to come up with new arguments
if jeondding was playing kazuya he would have won
im lazy i only play tekken
my shit was so fucking rancid bros and anna approved
>>571937675 I've seen him play 8. Also tag 2 and 6
sega won a little bit
>>571937675Ask him
I ended this month with an excess of cash and not enough money in my bank accountand I refuse to deposit it because I'm gonna get taxed if I dowhat do I do tekgen? I wanna dump all of this into stocks...
i like my women with a nice bush
>>571942949ask him what?
>>571941576You weren't lying, he botted it up again.
>>571944383What he thinks about T8 now
This fkn King ended my 30 winstreak.. what a cunt.. but at least I made it to 30.Dude was wavedashing like a monster.>>571944873Nah, I don't rly care so.. nah..
Why the FUCK are T8 DLCs so expensiveI last played when Eddy came out, I just checked and if I want to catch up with the content it's gonna be like 100 fucking yuros for all 3 season passesIs there some cheaper source for these?
>>571947117creampie it
>>571947620Okay. Spread those legs.
I love that Arisa can't block in a sidestep like other characters.I love it so much eating ragearts cause I sidestepped.I love it.Murray please allow block during sidestep.
and another f holding bro.. Man game then don't match me with em.
i noticed i improved the most by trolling and not pressing too much, it seems that the game forces you to try to steamroll people which underdevelops your neutralif you troll and just walk around like a retard then you'll fare better against good players
Interesting, he keeps running. First time he got me, now I got him. He definitely loves his armor and doesn't know his own frames.I hate how that knee throw is a 1 command throw now tho.. that wasn't the case in 7. I can't see those stupid knee throws.
>>571889926This all seems like huge cost saving measures right?
so this.... is the tekken 8 general
>>571882079nice skin texture
>>571882079i wanna eat lilis shit so bad bros
Lil pussy ass bitch streamer running eh? U lil faggot, hah
>>571951089what do you think it smells and tastes like bros. god i want nothing more in life than to smell lilis putrid rancid morning breath and hairy asshole so fucking bad man
>>571950858Yeah, smells like cum and shart in here but it's fun.
>>571951089>>571951168GOOD MORNING FROM INDIA
Gothic 1 remake lowkey mogs this game.
>>571951564im from el salvador
>>571951568Hardly. Even tho Gothic is my childhood, gothic 1 is the weakest of the 4 and Gothic always was utter trash. The only reason we play it is because we are addicted to that trash. Gothic is the best and worst game ever made but I'll keep playing it every year. Not gothic 1 tho, that shit is giga trash.
I swear a year ago I could get a sane, eloquent reply in this general. Now it's just cock and piss and cum, asshole this, pussy that. Complete retardation, as if everyone has lead poisoning.
>>571952563I mean look at the state of our memes, this is the best we could do the entire year >>571903687
did (You) know that if you press forward into hold back without a neutral between them fast enough when in chainsaws, alisa will walk forward instead of backwardsthis can also be manifested by pressing forward while in chainsaws right before the opponent uses rage art so now if you try to block that rage art by holding back, the rage art animation prevents a neutral input and the game will read it as if you pressed f into b without neutral so you will walk head first into the rage art even though you are holding back to block itbasically don't walk forward while in chainsaws
>people catching your korean backdash down inputs with attackssurely not cheaters for sure
if you aren't consistently hitting 1 frame db backdash cancels you are not allowed to complain btw
>>571952563pure revisionism
>>571952563You are delusional then!
idk why i try to pleh legit with xiaoyu when i can just spam generic backturn throws and kill everyone
>>571953117>hitting a huge 10f gap needs cheats
UH OH
>>571953632
>>571953681zamn
found some goated ass pics back in my heydays of otogynephilia
>>571953863I'm a huge dinosaur fan. Spino has always been my fav. But I can't nerd about dinosaurs here.. the jannies get mad at that.
im so depressed
>>571954059Have a cute Arisa to make u feel better
>>571954059same. We need a patch that fixes this.
>woke up>smoked a fag>took a dunce>drank some coffee>brushed my teeth>took a showertime for some Tag2
>>571954059steam machine was created to fix this
Steam machineSteam machineI'm a motherfucking steam machineSteam machineSteam machineWithout steam, I will die
im a rog ally
>>571952563>as if everyone has lead poisoningit’s called tekken 8
Tekgen, like my tiddy window?
black lives matterI stand with leroy
>>571956721If it's so bad, why do you still play it?
>>571956747Yes
my balls itch
jews are right about the goyim
i fucked a japanese twink
basedasian boys LOVE the bwc
the future is Capcom
the future is dead
i'm gay
>>571958714he was feminine enough so im not gay yet
finna do it
Clive's game > Cloud's game
i love men
>cielo>stella>ziawho's the italiaboo at sega
David Hayter, he's the writer
Just did anal for the first time
that's spanish, you gabagool
>>571960491based if with a man
Steam lost
i dont care about the gabencube, gabencontroller or whatever the fuckthey're scalper bait
Why buy a overpriced cube toy when I can already play tekken 8 with my laptop.
PLAYSTATION 5 PROFESSIONAL
this iruma-kun manga is quite gay
gay = good
Excellent pre EVO conversation.
evo? not watching
Azula day
>1 month since kuni is out>still no sexo modEven modder gave up...
men? huge fan
EVO starts in ~7 bings twins
i'm too busy speculating Pai Chan bush size
vagina with bush? niceshaved vagene? ewww
vagina? big, gigantic, huge fan
you now remember that you have tinnitus
I dont because I don't eat the american diey
>>571947117instantgaming is legit
>>571962761probably quite big but still prim and proper
>Tekken 8 DLC
cunnymitsubros how do we downplay this?!
left tit is so sensitive it’s ruining my sleep
>>571937675In T7 you can backdash, but can't sidestep. In T8 you can't backdash, and you get hit if you attempt to sidestep. Kill yourself.
you guys watch streamers?
>>571967771Cutie lil greenie.. how wrong u are...
T8 hate is just regurgitated groupthink, the game is actually great, that's why everyone playing it wants to neck themselves. T7? Nobody liked that, those 1000s of hours of footage of people having fun are all AI. I am right and everyone else is wrong.
thank you Murray let me rimjob you hmmmmmmdelicious
hey guys
EVO STARTS IN 5 HOURS GET YOUR SNACKS READY
No thanks i'm starting an antonioni joint I found on youtube
Shut the fuck up you retardIt's evo time bitch
let it go Rick, your money laundry scheme is done
>he's still defending tekken in the tekken general
I snap your neck like a twig and then scratch mass with you
Goddamn I can't fucking wait for EVO to startI NEED SOME TEKKEN
DONT CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA THE TRUTH IS I NEVER LEFT YOU
>i picked the character that wins and i wontrying to shill yourself with it is just... tasteless?tell me who actually gives a shit about proshitters except proshitters themselves and brown kids who want to go videogay projust go sling rock, it's more honorable
>they are still talking about tekken
>>571968030only tmm, I had a dream he impregnated me last night
>>571970609Did you know that tasteless brother day9 watched him fap?
cope
i don't care about eceleb faggotrythe more you keep that shit away from me the better for you
Meanwhile liil is naked in sfg
https://files.catbox.moe/sss1us.png
>lili naked in sfgin the trash where she belongs
Kunimitsu niggas really think they plain Tekken huh
>>571971704What is up with that anyway? I've noticed this long ago.. you can post an entire thread worth of gore and porn on blue boards as long as it's behind catbox links and never get banned...
stop posting the same anime pics I need some new material to steal
>>571972161steal this
>>571972248
I’ve been having fun playing DOA6You can once again crack the entire game for free if your skin isn’t brown, and it’s nice to read people and play defense with intent.God, I hate Tekken 8. Has me playing all sorts of trash.
You people have failed to take care of your communityThere’s never any good posts unless I’m here, bunch of trannies and unironic pass owners whining all day and being bad at the gameRest in piss
our trannies are cute
I've tried DOA on the ps2it's just special style; the gamedoesn't surprise me they just embraced the goon and focused on volleyball gamesmaybe i should try TittyorAss; volleyball edition
and you're specials needs the guy, lol
damn rekt
damn, i should special style myself now
https://youtu.be/L5svwAUnMx8?si=UpapSJkWQ9Xlwf58Just remembered this after eating a trillion hatchets. Nothing changed..
>anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmijMVT3x-0
blud dead ass said break holds is playing defense with intent :skull: :skull: :clown:
what are you guys doing playing tekken, it's nice and bright outside, go hang out with your gf/bf
hello reminder that 90% of alcoholics and drug addicts become so by being pressured by their "friends" circle to useand when pointed out they get victim blamed and told they should have gotten better friends
it's too fucking hot to do anythingalso i haven't had any contact with a living soul for a decade now
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/54LQ_AO1gDI
me when i had friends>no fun things>only drinking or going into bars to talk about work>"fun" things were going to clubs or traveling>none of them played tekken only smash bros meele>they stopped playing once i started beating their asses after labbing for a couple weeks (sheik main btw, my two friends were a falco and marth main)me after cutting off contact>stopped drinking>got in shape>played lots of tekken>chased my hobbies>got decent money on the side>no one pesters me anymore>years they didn't even seek contact>got invited to the wedding of one of them out of the blue (actually only the bachelor party where they were planning to travel and merely wanted another monkey to pay)>kept ghosting>back to tekken and having fun>getting a gf here is just not worth it since they're all some shade of mentally ill, stuck up cunts and extremely materialistic and you're better off trying to find anime girls irl>prostitutes are legal here anyway
nina owes me lovey dovey creampie sex
funny how people call kuni strong yet she hasn't won anything that matters
nothing tekken related matters
If you try to shame people for not talking Tekken in here you need to fuck off
She wishes she was as attractive as Arisa.. oh well..
>>571976382holy agp
stop posting this ugly abomination
nothing like coming home from this fucking heat to a cold shower and freezercold monster
t8 is so fucking ugly without dlaa it's insane
>yuropa>heat
forgot my selfie
https://x.com/FossPrime/status/2070013003752251660Bandai Lost
Remember to hydrate twins
Remembering Lynch,
it's up https://youtu.be/t19-a0vxzW0?
>>571976570It's wild how much more fem Arisa is.. Kuni is just an angry tranny.. She doesn't even have idle animations.
https://youtu.be/t19-a0vxzW0?AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
I'm sold
>>571977719>>571977789>bamco looked at this and thought "this will save our series"
I fucked up the sock colors.. hm.. Well, Kuni u are still as ugly as Paul with his hooker hair
Tekken, toon force upscale?
ah yes /co/ and the paki tekken players sure overlap Murray
don’t worry bros we got the Tekken cartoonLMAOOOOOOOOOOO
they should get on with the times and make a hentai series
Dunno about (You) but I'm excited for the TEKKEN! CARTOON twins
i do not like the twins trope
I'm genuinely embarrassed I ever called myself a tekken player or inreracted with this franchise in any way.
>press x to awesomethe combat just doesn't have any weight to it
It says press A or M to Ok in your image though
good thing nobody cares
shut the fuck up doabot
>>571977789noticed anything yet?
>>571977789>rainbow background in pride monthtekken is gay?
*does irreparable damage to your IP by existing*
they're really nice cartoons
Yeah! They're awesome!
love em
thakur was behind this
This IS cute it’s just not what the game needed
thanks for the Nu Paul design Murray
kaz, alisa, yoshi, paul, kumahmm
>>571977719>>571977789I knew the Teumu Dipper fron the tutorial was a signal for this..
Arslan Ash wins Pre-EVO "Battle of the Desert" with Kunimitsu, dropping only one game the entire tournamentHe says Kunimitsu is top 10, her worst matchup is Kazuya, and most players still lack the muscle memory to punish her consistently
Wtf they hired the drawfag
i love MEN
I exposed myself
>Tekken went Calarts'dOH NO NO NO.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t19-a0vxzW0
>calartsthe tekken 8 audience is gonna love ityou know exactly why
Cool idea to make a cartoon but horrendous art style
WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING HOT FUCK
wake uptekken losededgo back to sleep
>>571957241i’m not you fucking retard
wish somebody would tell me im fine
>>571982738>OK Ko animationThis is a Hit or Miss.
miary and asuka episode is gonna save tekken 8
i stink so fucking bad twins
Take a shower now twin
evo in 2 and a half hoursbob trailer in 2 daysi'm tingling with excitement
excrement
my tits are so sweaty, fuck this heat
refer to post 571977194
Air conditioning can't be that expensive
swiping cards and stacking chipsi saw you sinking shipsleft me standing in the pouring rainnow i bought a heavy diamond chain
Ulsan says top 5 currently for competitive Tekken 8 is Alisa, Kazuya, Kunimitsu, Bryan, & Lee
>>571986562he's right but certain low iq individuals will see lee in the list and immediately dismiss him
>>571986562How many Kunimitsus will we see in Top 8 of EVO?Take your bets people
>>571987421who in the fuck wanted a season 2 of that god awful garbage netflix show
street fighter get a moviemortal kombat get a movietekken? bean mouth chiikawa show for babies and toddlers
kazuya will use his devil gene power to help the audience count to 10
street fighter's movie is equally cringe, maybe more
>wanting a 2nd season of that tekken animethe pacing was badthe writing was badthe fights were badthe voice acting was bad and against the original tone of the gameit was just a passionless project
>>571987604Another win for Tekken
>>571987364AO and Arslan on Top8>>571987604>street fighter get a movieNot on Threaters yet>mortal kombat get a movieIt flopped.>tekken? bean mouth chiikawa show for babies and toddlersMaking movies are a big risk if it's not good enough, just like Transformers One.
KEKKEN IS NO LONGER ANIME ITS NOW OFFICIALLY CARTOONANIME BTFO
>chikawa>one of the most successful animations of the last decadejap women and kids love that shitremember; when you want to sell and make money: ALWAYS target a female audience
who the fuck is chikawa
i'd like to have flames added to the pant leg.
it's pride month so we're gonna play tekken 8 to celebrate
chiikawa is my friend. he tries his best to be brave and kind and try new things every day
>>571928578I just want a snow or cathedral stage, but the lack of a snow stage is especially baffling.
if tekken was a dress up game with an actual extensive photo mode, it would break 6 millions sales ez
who the fuck can fight in snow zone except clive, yoshi and jack?
>>571989240
>>571949697The screen is probably the big one that sounds like a cost saving measure, but it's a much newer 165hz AMOLED. The previous was a basic 60hz IPS. I'm pretty sure the chiclet keyboard is because of how much less space they to work with on the bottom half that has to match the top half housing the smaller screen. The normal keyboard on the Max 2 already had smaller keys than what you'll find on a standard keyboard, all keys were packed super close, and there was absolutely zero room left horizontally.The external battery shit is because of how insanely hot this APU (AI MAX+ 395) gets at the higher wattages. It causes 2 problems: the space they'd usually put a battery in is now being taken up by extra fan and heatsink stuff, and those much higher wattages also necessitate a much larger battery. The larger battery is a problem not just because of the already more limited space available to house a battery, but because handheld PCs are already pretty heavy for their purpose (being held in the hands during operation), and batteries are the heaviest single component in them. The solution everyone that has made a handheld with this APU so far has went with has just been to say "fuck it" and have the battery be external and detachable. I suspect the space issue * engineers being retarded may also be behind the lack of speakers. Considering this is likely to be pushing $2000 for the cheapest SKU, I can't imagine they'd opt for a fucking monospeaker just to save $15 or w/e that they could pass on to the consumer without issue.
>>571989616
>>571888119>have to import from China and probably pay extra 300 Euro in import feesYeah....
>>571882082i play this for the cool anime characters and chuuni shityou genuinely couldnt get me to play other 3d fighters because they dont have electricity powers and shieeetmaybe if snk made another maximum impact
i want to play destrega
>>571989616Isn't the handheld in your pic the GPD Win Mini? I thought the Win Max was the bigger, almost laptop-sized "handhelds"?
https://steamcharts.com/app/1778820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPtYJICE0xMTekken may never die
>>571990187It's amazing how well the music and video overlaps in this intro. Compared to the sloppy T8 intro, this looks like a cinematic masterpiece.
a little simpathy i hope you can show me
Tekken embraced their manchilden audience and made a literal cartoon lmao
dead game
>>571986562Not possible! Kunimitsu has merely a Plus/Homings kit which is inadequate for success in the current tournament sphere. Ulsan? No, I have my own sources, xhe posts on an anonymous message board. Is unemployed. Takes hormone replacement therapy. Yeah, I think xhe knows what xhe's talking about!
>>571991161Meds.
t8 is so trash that im still mad i bought it at full price at launchbased bjork poster btw>>571982449if josie shows up maybe ill check it outi didnt like vf control system when i tried out the free one on steam tekkens limb movement is the best for a 3d fighter so fighting games are for chimps, im going back to my backlog
stop trying to force plus/homings meme not funny didn't haha
And then, get this, as a response to the SF movie, they hired some tumblr artists to make a short cartoon for 5.000$
>>571989959It's the leaked Win Max 3 (not actually its name, apparently) confirmed to be real by the GPD CEO. But yeah, the Max 2 was a 10" mini laptopheld, while this is 9" and is already starting to look kind of like the Mini just from that 1" lost.
>>571991161Kuni is barely + calm down
I've been having so much fun shitting on Ingrid today.Bros.. sfg is amazing..You can just make fun of their horror engine.. it's great.
>>571977789tekken = raped
It's not a meme and it's not funny! A transwoman (AMAB) discovers a brand new playstyle (Plus/Homings to be precise), crystallises the Tekken 8:GR meta with epistemic rigor and you think it's a joke? You are witnessing the apex of human cognition in this humble general and should respect this. They may work entry level retail jobs, get emotionally attached to cartoon characters and mutilate their own genitals, but they wouldn't make sweeping matter of fact statements if they didn't know what they were talking about. Honestly. Do better.
/mentalasylumgen/
/sfg/ are our bros. Don't bully them, they have it tough right now.
>>571977789i blame phidx for this
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFwgglkL-Ak&list=RDsFwgglkL-Ak&index=2
>v=sFwgglkL-Ak&list=RDsFwgglkL-Ak&index=2Fucking retard
suck my white choccolate balls phone fag
finally a cartoon for grownups with refined tastes such as myself!!
i'm sleepy twunks
>>571986562>all of these characters are top 5 t. ulsan the notorious tier whore >plays none of themcurious
WHEN THE FUCK DOES TEKKEN EVEN STREAM START?please..
>>571995034Ulsan has literally never been a tierwhore. He played Kazumi after his military service when she was deemed trash after her nerfs and won a fucking tournament. He played Bob in 7 even. He just plays what he likes
>>571995278there's an image hidden somewhere in this thread that contains the stream schedule with the times listedi won't tell you where it is though because you're yelling
https://youtu.be/eR2kQIDc9JMouuuuu shiiiii dayummmmm
Oasis Management, holding a 15.25% stake, pushed hard to remove Natsuno, criticizing Kadokawa for letting Bandai Namco take too much from FromSoftware titles like Elden Ring, which sold over 30 million copies. Despite his re-election at just 59.68% support—down from 90% last year—and backing from proxy advisors, Natsuno stayed with board support amid no successor. The company promised reviews of its structure, pay, and plans, while fans worry activist pressure could push FromSoftware toward microtransactions over quality Souls-likes.
>>571995441what are you on about niggerhe plays whoever he thinks is strongest. he was playing azucena and dragunov in t8 season 1 like everyone else
isn't the punisher just some dude with guns how come he always wins
>>571995441he just really liked Dragunov huh
just took a shower twinnifers
the punisher is the thing ive got in my pants
he has enchanted guns sometimesatleast thats what i heard
How the fuck am I supposed to focus when the opponent puts Nina in a bikini outfit? This is worse than cheating. It's instant loss every time.
I WILL cum to women. I won’t give up.
i still don't know what gyatt means
does ninar even know how to do proper maintenance on her pistols
After the role of a lifetime, Steve's been busy!
mainman said the pre-GoD ranks are harder than GoD ranks because everyone plays dishonorably
that old bitch should be happy not sad her dried up eggs somehow worked
the concept of watching pools
honor is a dated concept that doesn't apply to tekken 8 because heat exists and is pervasive in its application. the only semi-honorable way to play tekken 8 is for both players to backdash towards the edge of the screen, pop heat, and spend heat smash before interacting with each other. but good luck organizing something like that in ranked matchesalso if either you or your opponent plays a character with a ranged heat smash then it's automatically a dishonorable set
Which Tekken games have a replay feature?
>>571997119>mainman caters to his retarded goycattle audience that can't play the game instance number 34982498say it ain't so
wavu into iws2 is the most satisfying thing to land in this game and nothing else comes close
how about you land some bitch
Someone post the webm of drawfag jumping into ws2 to trap the passpedo.
>>571977789game for kids
what honor is there in a game that plays itself?
you guys ever run out of things to do on the computer and think "oh right this is why people have friends and girlfriends in their lives" type grip?
>>571998517Yes but then I just cry to myself and go to sleep.
no, I've seen how miserable people who brag about having friends and girlfriends and wives and kids and a life are and wonder if they are just pretending
lately feeling that because i also stopped playing games for the most part and there is barely anything to do on the internet anymore besides watching youtube or porn or posting here just to scream into any type of void
NOOOOOOOOOO
you cant run out of things
>>571997119if you refuse to lab then it's actually true. kishin though tekken god supreme are the ranks where you absolutely need thorough character knowledge because eferyone has refined their knowledge check flowcharts down to a science instead of just mashing. while people start assuming you already know how to deal with it after a certain rank.
it gets better(numb) with age
>>571998750THANK YOU
>>571995928>>571996310LMAOOO AND DRAGUNOV IS STILL TOP TIER RIGHT??? LMAOOOOOOOOO
>go to the beach>youthful looking blonde girl with panties revealing her juicy buttcheeksMy God my God I hate being incel so much
i've been rejecting tons of guys (and some girls) non stop for weeks.. idk what I want anymore
>>571998812just because higher level players are more likely to feel you out first before taking your points with "knowledge checks" doesn't mean they won't use "knowledge checks" when they start smelling the incompetence
>>571998453
i am still having a chuckle at that game
>car game has better story than tekken 8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZt0bg6EMDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnpIplgfwyoit's thanks
I love bad bitches thats my fuckin problem
why would you ever rage art in that situation
>>571999215based, pedo was BTFO that day and every day after.
>>571998750it would be really gay and borderline homosexual if they went at evo just to show the SP, they need to allow some good players to try the MP instead
>>571999648Why the fuck is it so hard to just make a normal racing game that's just like GT7 but also on PC?
>>571999215this would've been green rank level gameplay in tekken 7 and I'm not even kidding
>>571999990they tried with project cars but forgot to add the whole career, then EA bought it and killed it.project cars with gt menu and progression would have been the next evolution for humans and we wouldn't need sex anymore
>>571999838literal example of panic button
it's uphttps://www.twitch.tv/evo3
>>572000562>>5720005629 minutes
i can only do pewgf if i trade with a jab
>>571999215input reading scripts were so obvious it's insane
>>571999701>DEI gameGrim
>>571999147anakin does that. but a lot of them don't. cuddle core can't break throws but gets by in short sets that are too short for people to to realize she can't break.. but in long sets eventually that starts getting abused against her.
not everyone is cheating lil bro...
>no one is cheating bro everyone is knee now
i'd watch the vf cartoon
yeah a knee ger
knee growth
>90% American players attendance at EVO US>No American ever makes it to top 8>Rig it but still can't winWhy are Americans so shit at fighting games?
im addictedhttps://youtu.be/UhuVwVpr3WY?list=RDMMUhuVwVpr3WY
>>>/wsg/6184142https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782496747713939.mp4highlights
>>572001683you're gonna regret your words and deeds when you're watching anakin vs kingreyjr grand finals in a few days
>>572001908>>572001908if they play kunimitsu maybe lol
>>572001683sneedkicks is their only hope and he doesn't even play the game
>>572001683this is it its gonna happeni can feel the gigaton asses power from herewatch out
anakin vs kingreyjr will be the first grand finals where both players are in winners bracket because they didn't drop a set all weekendKINOOOOOO
2 knee gas and 2 quarters dont add up top a dollar
>>572001683Crackas: >too white to be good Niggas >too black to be good
Reina bros why isn't Yagami there????!!!!!
THEMEhttps://youtu.be/rI9h_b6YSLw
i get more fun out of people failing
you don't know us at allwe laugh when old people fallbut what would you expect with a conscience so small
Fuck me knee is playing heihachi
>>572002497because he already qualified for EWC and that's the only tournament that actually matters
>>572002497he's broke and vegas costs 6 gorillion dollars a night
>>572002497EVO only matters to Arslan
>20 minutes of yapping
where the FUCJ are the fights?
my favorite part of tekken tournaments is when two guys are forced to fill dead air because retard TOs can't get pools started on time
>check blackheart69 discord>go into the cheater section>found pic related which i also figured out was cheating and kicharged+lagswitched every single round>haven't found myself despite me lagswitching hardguess my gut feeling was always right as usuallmao
what's your gut feeling about the next 10 years of your existence
sex, money and reaching nirvana
same as the last 10
same as the next 1000
if i treated 1000s of people unfairly but wrongfully so, would i not find hundreds of honest men calling out my wrongdoings?
no because there is no such thing as clear cut unfairness
Why have i never seen anyone i deemed a cheater calling out my cheating?
my energy goes to JDCR
rape
you wanna rape jdcr?
>>572001683socio-economic factors
https://youtube.com/shorts/r8RP2C2sV1w
Knee kicked my ass fuck
omg its so fucking hot i can't do anything
i ate mcdonalds for 4 evenings straight twinsordering my fifth now..
>>572006052julio what happened to the numbers ..
>>572006698fat fuck
>>572006698based
i dont fucking understand. how . how do you have kids if ur fat,ugly,bald, manlet, whatever. i dont fucking get it.why would you do that. why the fuck would you do that. idk im trippingh
Sony to continue pursuing live service games despite challenges:"[...]live service games are content that attracts users on a global level, so we want to continue to revitalize the market through both 1st party & 3rd party content" said SIE president Hideaki Nishino
ARSLAN WILL WIN SO EASY HAHA KOREA???
word on the street is knee got pregnant and isnt operating on his top level because hes lactating.
2027 arslan will became
>>572006698
why are we watching this niggardly dogshit
i don't see any link, what the fuck am i supposed to watch
VF needs to come out so that Tekken can riff off of it again like it used to instead of copying Street Fighter
New EVO drip just dropped. Do you redeem?
that looks like something markman would wear
I drowned...
>>572011452based for trying
>>572011452in pussy?
it's getting cooler
>>572011643lol
yeah cuz im here
ive got so worked up for an ugly fat bald dude having a kid but then i realized he's american so thats probably everage. im so stupid
it's just adhd
>open stream>see thisat this point i'm not even surprised anymore
>>572011243bro the trailer just told me the fgc is like the best thing ever and i need to show everyone how much im part of the sick fgc by buying the 5000% margin merch.i am the fgc
shut up anime/al
insane how obsessed modern cattle is with being part of a "community", yet they never belong anywhere and only become wardens in their own prisons.I really should get a gf tho
>i should really bring another person's life down with me thoplease no, also keisuke is a better player than you
you want a gf to belong in a community too, retard
i want a gf so i can cool her tits down in this heat by putting them in my mouth
gucci bucket hat gucci bucket hat
>>572011452You are in EVO and Las Vegas. I'm sure you will find ways to have fun.Tekken is not THAT important.
if anything, getting a gf would bring my life downimagine having to deal with a childish grown woman who is obsessed with consuming, is in constant misery and copes with the delusion that everyone hates her for no reason while trying to win dick measuring competitions against everyone in any field because she just couldn't handle an ounce of self-awarenessnow imagine how extremely mentally ill those animals are that want to be womenbetter living a millennia as a two legged sheep than even a second as a women
i hit my pinky on the bedframe
YOU'RE FUCKING TRAAAAAAASH
YOURE GARBAGE MAAAAAAAAN
>>572013931bro don't ignore the red flags, please seek help
>>572013759if you could be reborn as a girl with all your memories as a man you would, faggot
thats why you just fuck hoes
>they are exchanging food tipsaw tekken really brings the community together
if i could be reborn i'd rather be reborn as a fire breathing kaijui will accept no lessand being reborn as a woman would be a punishment for sins i have not committed
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/F-dKF6Jh_ak
>
Top 8 will have a minimum of two(2) NA players.
Who cares? It's not like they're playing tekkenTekken 8 really is the tranny of Tekken
love is a banquet on which we feed
crazy how my dick doesn't move a femtometer for women with boobjobs anymorebryan main
love backward is evol which is the spelling of "ei-vol" (evil)
Bruh im taller than arslan wtf
women with boobjobs having their tits look like balloons gotta tell you how fucking retarded they are that they keep doing itit's like tekken 8 and other videogays pros still trying to gaslight everyone that their game is worth watching when it isn't even worth playing and that their victories are worth more than ox shit
im just a lonely guy
what...
we're watching the tyler1 stream right?
>>572016520he looks like a bearded child why does that surprise you kek
i am watching the world turn to shit
>>572014901>posting this in a thread with actual cute trannerswew
>cute
>>572017267this looks like that one t1 pic
the actual t1 is getting cooked by some rando rn in sf6
>finding this attractiveif you have the fetish for the unnatural and grotesque, good for youbut don't try to force people to like tekken 8 just because you get your bag with it
I'm a fat hairy milkskinned retard and i look cuter than the trannies in this general
>>572016520Arslan is a soft femboyAtif Butt, now that's a man
if it has a dick I am attracted
I'm watching a video on how hot sauce is made, it ain't that interesting
tekken 8 doesn't even have a dick, it has an heated axe wound
/incelgen/
Reina status?
>>572018054I spent an hour the other day trying to make mayonnaise at home but it kept coming out wrong
i'm naturally attracted to anyone who shit talk tekken 8 no matter the gender
ur mom says otherwise
reina is currently on her knees in front of me
>>572018604Boring unlikeable e-girl built like a stick, also she smells bad
men and women are attracted to mebut they're all ugly to me because they're not anime girls
>>572018630i couldve made you some in 2 minutes if you catch my drift.. lol
raef finna cheat his way to top 8
alright REALEST OF REAL THEME SONGhttps://youtu.be/aSkFygPCTwE?list=RDrI9h_b6YSLw
men and women are attracted to me, but idk how to talk to people without alcohol
men and women used to be attracted to me but i suffered twink death
>at a place one time>girl tries to have small talk>"...so what do you do for a living?">reply "I'm unemployed and looking for a sugar mama">she laughs and thinks i'm lying >end up having sex with her>ghost her>i didn't lietekken 8 do be like that too
>>572019453so what was she poor then
shadow still mad he got assblasted
i don't understand how sex happenslike what do you say to initiate it
i also lie on tekgen sometimes
you say nothing and just vibe it out and keep trying to fuck the womanit really do be like that
im not watching
you start by saying "how much" and "you got a place"
>>572019664KACHO ON!
women love arrogant men with a self-deprecating humor that contradicts what they seewomen hate men they can't get the attention of and call them arrogantit's really insane with how much bs you can get away with with women
>>572019973based
you didnt
B-bloodhawk on the m-m-mic
>>572019664be tall, kind, handsome. I'll initiate
got my first white beard inmy life is fucking over
>at a house party one time>talking to a girl>twink comes in>girl notices him>tell her with a straight face "he looks very cute. if i was gay i would">she gives me a blowjob in the toiletwomen are weird creatures
>walking to the grocery store one day>busy street, hundreds of people walking>suddenly every woman stops in their tracks and look at me and drop their panties>i literally have sex with hundreds of womentekken 8 is so weird sometimes lol anyways how's your evening bros?
>>572019996no they don't, the adhd infested one do
if you arent twinkmaxxing in 2026 we're sending you to the colonies
Got pics with knee and arslan...and knee height mogs him...
xbox won
NOT THE SHIT I'LL NEVER SEE/PLAY EVER AGAIN
>at a house party one time>fat girl won't stop talking to me>really wants me to go with her>see ps4 with tekken case on the side>go ask the host if we can play some tekken 7>he boots up the ps4>start playing>fat chick throws drink on me because i kept ignoring her>makes me lose the round>fatty leaves>random girl gives me napkins to dry myself>end up eating her out the next dayi've got only good memories with goaT7
>>572021710kys
you guys are so cringe when tournaments are on
>get an abundance of attention from men and women>none play tekken or want to go to fgc events with me>the one that do are ugly, retarded or bothinsha'allah I'll drop this franchise one day
>>572021879kys
>kys
I just saw a lust provoking female that made me audibly go "I fucking love women bros"
>>572022105kys faggot
did you just see urself in the mirros sis? >_<
kys posters have to be the ugliest mf's in the thread ong
>one time at a gf's place>her family on vacation>just help her out with stuff and shit>see ps3 >games are cod, tekken 6, gta4, batman>dare her to play me at any game, loser gets to give winner oral>obviously only t6 can be two player>end up losing
cuddlecute on my screen make me horny
>>572022786kys
i'd let her suck my weiner
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>ltgnigger backit should go without saying but don't encourage him
>>571977789what the absolute fuck
