Hoodwink eventhttps://www.dota2.com/newsentry/695390213817504687>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>571672539
Buff Hoodwink
>puck is a pretty lady!
>Hoodwink is now the main character of Dota.
Clussy
I strategically went 2-9 yesterday so I can earn easy tickets today.
why are the sets so fucking ugly
>>571916716>now
If I had to rate the new Personas it would be like this:Oracle>Morphling>Axe>Legion
But Na deserves a slot funny stuff
what are the meta heros atm?
how do you guys make the minimap portraits legible? once anybody gets close to each other I can't tell who's there anymore.
*sad whistle*
Landslide!
>>571916539SHIT OP
Hoodwink is the face of Dota 2
>>571918559Correct.She will also be added to Deadlock so she can be the face of Deadlock too.
That was quick
>>571918720can't even tell what hero this shit is
>>571918195I thought I was the only retardlow left in the general
>>571918720
>>571918559Lc and hoodwink has aura unlike sky and venge
>>571916539>>571916613>>571916716
>The High Priestess Valve please. Release my Wife from Artifact purgatory
>>571918720>Very rare rewardOh come on Valve
>>571918720pov me
WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPEL
>>571919237I want her daughter.True kino is if they were the same hero but you got Kanna if you were on Dire and Prellex if you were on Radiant.That's way too much work for Valve though.
>>571919237Wrong pose
sex with hoodwink
clown pussy
>>571919358what up Jubei!
>>571918720So do people just have generic templates ready to throw some details on for any hot new character that comes out?
>>571919237I always thought a Prellex/Kanna double hero would be cool. Prellex if you're radiant, Kanna if you're dire.
>>571920295fotm artists who churn out works for every meme and hot new slut probably dogood way to gain followers and commissions
>>571920295It's just practice and experience.
>>571920295She always drew quick, was surprised when we'd get stuff for TI based on games the day before
>>571921090>art based on actual games playedHave others done this too I think I've seen some here
where's the pve game mode
>>571921487Don't think so, not from here at least
>tfw too low iq to understand the event
>game client is out of dateafter every match!
>>571921774deadlock's major update after ti will have it
>spaceballs reference ok this event has good dialogue
>>571922412what is it?
I haven't played in 4 months. Who's good
Who likes this circus clown shit unironically?
>>571922428>I ain't doing this for money>I'm doing it for a SHITLOAD of moneyt. slark
>>571922673heh, classic
idgaf how much mmr i lose, i'm playing this event in ranked.no one takes it seriously anywhere else.
>>571922561me
>>571918720Why is she dripping wet like that
>>571922561Me, you gaylord.
>>571922945I get her motor running if you know what I mean.
>slark has a wife if not multiple
>>571923118i thought he wanted to bone naga
>>571923118>the disgusting felon fish monster gets more pussy than me
>>571922561Its corny but the gameplay patch that will come from it will be big
So the Midnight Run is act 1, and it's split up into chunks you can only progress every 2 weeks, how many acts are they gonna have this time?
i'm reporting anyone i see using these disgusting ass setsvalve keeps outdoing itself in ugliness
>>571923118He's a futa connoisseur and gets his sloppy sopping tailhole pounded on the regular
>>571922798>>571922928>>571922974Nobody likes Ringmaster nobody uses these circus sets and no one will use the garbage personasThey could've atleast made the female sets hot but no
>>571916539Ew. Fucking enshittified. I'm so sick of these millennial troons ruining everything they touch.
I love Hoodwink so much
>>571916716Yes. And that is a bad thing.
Does opening the event store almost freeze your game too? The front page of event shop is like 30fps for me while dota runs +100fps in game. I can literally hear my cpu fan going max power the second I open the store.
>>571923984Lmao nigga got a strong ass jawline
>>571923984>dotards would fuck this
>>571924569that version no but this version yes
Tresdin's futa cock balls deep in Slark's fishbussy
>>571923984She's always been uglyish
>>571923634retard
>>571923369>Act 1: Train ride>Act 2: Arriving at the Carnival>Act 3: Trouble at the Carnival>Act 4: Saving the Day
>>571923369anon...the next two train cars are the next act...there's just three acts and the last one unlocks within a month...
>>571925450retard
>>571925450why would event about a carnival be only the train ride to carnival? ofc there is something at the end of the ride.
who wanted this
>>571925506they're called chapters now and the last one comes in a month...this event is so short compared to crownfall its over...
>>571925450All three stages of the train segment is Act 1 lil gup
>>571925704
>>571925845retard
>>571925854>>571925986bros...its just the train ride theres nothing else...this is the only act...
>>571925883>this is your "loli" pugna
>>571926213You are completely wrong. Read the blog post. They have already said that the first part of the Dark Carnival event is the "Midnight Run" which is the train ride>We're pulling back the curtain on the Dark Carnival, a new ongoing event>This first part, "Midnight Run", lets you navigate Legion Commander and Hoodwink through a massive, fully-voiced Dota story featuring a spider-legged convoy of deadly robots, heartstopping secrets, and unique rewards>the first stage of Midnight Run is now live in-gameIf you still cannot understand then I am afraid your condition might be terminal
>>571926580the first part of the train is the first act...the second act unlocks in two weeks...this is all there is its just three acts...
How long until we get the Deadlock crossover act?
still hoping for the last act to be a showdown against the robbits
>>571926694>first act is called Midnight Run>first stage of Midnight Run is now live in-game>stages 2 and 3 of Midnight Run unlock over next few weeks>this is all still "the first part" (act 1) as written by Valvehopelessley retarded
>>571926953What game can they ape off of this time instead of Vampire Survivors
>>571927420XCOM
>>571922561I think its pretty ok
If the Dire creeps are clowns and the Radiant are frogs does that mean Largo will show up or did they just have random frog creeps on hand
>>571926550Cute.
>"DOTA_VisualNovel_darkcarnival_act1_part1_Dialogue_oracle-06_AutoOracle_0": "This is the blueprint for the Confluence Engine. My Ancients had the Tinker from my timeline build it."great confluence unironically mentioned
>>571918720who is this supposed to be?
>>571929161I wonder, though she looks a bit too red
So on next area (The 3rd - 6th carriage) we will get another secret room so I should wait for next area to unlocked because they give different chest, yeah ?
>>571929423still not ringing any bells
>>571929487No? It's the same chest
>>571929874Is there anything any collector I, II, III thingy like on the past ?I dont really like any of the set except QoP
>>571926580Why is there a giant circus in the background then.
Retards out in full force today. Maybe I shouldn't be playing ranked during an event.
Slark sounds way too mellowed out in the minigame. And why is he drawn like he is from a e621 porn game?
>>571931780Drawfags, sketch him rimming my asshole.Oh wait, I can draw. Hold up...
I just want a PvP solo eventis that too much to ask for?
>>571925028Nah bro, she was always meant to be stern looking but beautiful. Them placating troons by uglifying her in the comics does not change that
>>571931780Its not the original VA
>We get ugly toy instead male legion commander with horse like dota1Wasted potential
>>571923984Whats stopping LC from being cute like pic related? Nose and chin?
>>571933638Maybe the fact she's a disciplined hardened commander of a legion?Her head is shaved because individuality is harmful to an army.She looks like a hardened war veteran because she fucking is one.She doesn't look pretty because looking pretty is not a requirement of being a military leader on duty.Really, what you guys are unironically asking is>"Why doesn't this seasoned military soldier look like a cute anime girl instead?!"There shouldn't have to be any reason to explain why that's stupid, yet here we are.
>>571934502this is troon logic
>>571934603No, it's just logic.
>>571934502lol we just dont want her to have a jawline that can cut someone by looking at it
https://voca.ro/11GHQxvIRStf
>>571935509What the fuck? I want my badass legendary army commander that has been soloing empires for ages to have exactly that anon.
>confluence dialog cut by the game ready prompt>cannot replay itfuckit was kinda interesting too.
The fuck is going on??? Gabe, call off your forced 50 goons.
SO.Now we know where the Nullifier comes from. From the mechanical dimension where Ancients ended their conflict via Confluence Engine
>the new comic is just MUHTREES propagandayikes!
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/8866756505
>>571937927Where is Timbersaw when you actually need him?
sometimes i believe dota is actually a social experiment
you already have dawnbreaker if you need your stronk waifu dotards
Hypothesis: When an asshole who ruins game is told to stop being an asshole, he will eventually realise that being an asshole is a bad thing and will stop the negative behavior.Status: ONGOING
how do you guys cope with super high tempo opponents when the rest of your team just wants to farm and feed?
>>571939596youtube video as background noise and accept the inevitable
hoodshithoodniggerniggerwink
>>571939596As a true dotard, I'm always ready to play some rat dota, even if my feeder teammates keep wanting to GROOOOOOOUUUUP against the Tidehunter Invoker Earth Spirit teamfight combo over and over and over and over again.
>haven't played in 6 months>good goy score was 6k when i left>first game back>rubick mid goes 1-14 then abandons the game at 50 minutes>sniper on the other team disconnected at least a dozen times because he lives in a third world country (NA West)>game takes 85 minutes plus pauses when it could have been over at 40Wow, glad I came back.
>>571941113no they don't group. they just farm at 100 gpm and get killed repeatedly farming medium camps while the map stays black.
Why are my teammates booga when I want them to be ooga?
>Confirming match >Dota 2 game coordinator is currently being updated AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>571942915I was actually thinking of playing my first game of the event today but thanks for the warning. Guess I'll wait until tomorrow.
>>571916716I hated that little shit smeared rat ever since she first dropped and I've only ever been vindicated since. As far as I remember, she was the first example of DOTA being turned into quirky, quippy, millenial horseshit with dogshit writting. And how many years has it been since we had a dungeon crawler event? Now we're stuvk with yet another lazy map event with insufferable writting made by women with more cats than IQ points. I look back on the reveal trailer and I weep at what we have lost.
>>571917676Oracle>Legion>Axe>Bristleback>Morph
>>571919097Man, Tresdin didn't get hit with the ugly stick. She got hit with the ugly crowbar.
>>571922561The millenial retards who control this fucking game now.
>>571923634Ringmaster could be cool as a concept and John de Lancis always a treat (even if he is just playing Q again) but he's also yet another hero who's whole theme is in direct contrast to DOTA's original world building. Every hero since Dawnbreaker (and I'm being generous with her(because she's also the last hot DOTA girl)) has broken more and more of the world, becoming just a collection of whatever media, tropes and memes the retard devs were obsessed with at the time.
>>571944243Dota was always like that though. You're just being a whiny faggot because you don't like everything 100%.
>>571934502And yet that's not what she looked like originally? By you logic, Drow should be a desheveled, twiggy, buck naked lunatic with crooked teeth and hair going down to her knees. The fact you're trying to apply real world logic to a fantasy setting is ironic, considering you want everyone in reality to play to the fantasy that you're a woman. YWNBARW
>>571944385It literally hasn't you lying troon.
>>571944569>By you logic, Drow should be a desheveled, twiggy, buck naked lunatic with crooked teeth and hair going down to her kneesShe's a female drow and a ranger, so no she wouldn't. Don't be retarded.
any new hero hints or datamines?
>>571944938>She's a drowShe literally isn't. Thanks for outing yourself as a tourist, front hole.
Gooned to willow's new set twice already
we got facets and innates during crownfall so people arent ready the next patch is going to be massive we got a little teaser at TI
>>571945271She was raised as one and she identifies as one. She's trans-drow. And I will not have you be transphobic to mai waifu kthx.
I've lost 10 games in a row trying to get a specific card and I can't get it
>>571947942>Trans-drowFUCKING LOST IT>>571945271Bro, don't be a bigot! Even Siltbreaker himself acknowledges Traxex. There's a voice line "GOD, what a HIDEOUS Drow!">>571939341OFC it is>>571936452You can replay it. Go to Oracle page, then click on masks below the "Follow Oracle Story"
>>571944385No it wasn't. Laidlaw departure was a blow to Valve as a whole
New retard hereWhich couriers have these prismatic gems?
>>571944569This. All of their attempts to justify unappealing character design are strictly limited to real world logic in a fantastical setting. Ironically, these are the same group of people who whine at you for pointing out their subversions of other fantasy setting any saying shit like "ugh, it's all just made up anyway! Why do you care?!"Their logic is never in service to the aesthetics or internal logic of the world, only to their own sociopolitical convenience.>>571944938>She's a female DrowShe actually isn't. That kind of the biggest part of her character.
>>571923984Look at anyone in the comic, everyone is ugly. Is just an artsyyle and tresdin having a very plain design when she isnt wearing a helmet.
imma be real dawgs... I think most of these skins are shit
>>571932597It is he's just delivering lines 15 yrs later or whatever the fuck it's been and also in the context of a large visual novel where there's more conversation so he's less gravelly because it's constant conversation. I agree the delivery is like slark was cured of some throat condition, a condition I'd prefer he kept
>>571939584Incorrect, he will double down because he's already been told he's been an asshole enough to have passed by the humanity filter. Unless the person is under 24 it's over, they basically have a mental condition.
>>571943572There are no female writers at valve and the same people that wrote tf2 write this, it's just a bad place for it
>>571955775The campo shitto writers probably created hoodwinkThat would also explain the influx for pedo shit and furry shit like Graves in Deadlock and working with Sweet Baby Inc
can't lie to you familythe event looks very cool but the thought of just playing regular ass dota stuns me instead of like, diretide where it doesn't take an hour and is different
opening the store crashed my pc so bad that ctrl+alt+del stopped workingi shouldn't need to work at nasa to play a warcraft 3 mod considering 90% of its players are unemployed
Huge content update made by Dorks>Ugly Art>Ugly Sets>Same 1 ugly design for 5 Personas >Ugly Art>Emphasizing on comics and other nerd shit in a comp game>Please play the game that has been in the worst state for 5+ years to progress the event.>Ugly Art
Uhm, i dont think this is fine
>>571960148you would NOT believe how badly deadlock is shitting blood right nowkurt was going to show even more skin but the lawyer guy we run the new cosmetics by said hell no
>>571951038you're so full of shit if you think laidlaw (a woke scifi author) had anything to do with dota's writing or it's decline
Isn't there a way to skip all dialogue? This shit is really cringe.
can you earn tokens in Ability draft?
>>571960943you dont pick your hero in ad so i imagine not
wanted to game but being idle on the menu has my laptop at 81° celsius. fucking heatwave
>>571960943>>571961036According to Valve yes, but it's seemingly bugged right now and you don't get any tickets from AD or bot games. You did get tokens from AD games during Crownfall as well.
>>571960650X in the top right corner
>clussy willow is the super ultra rare setFUCK
You guys think 2 weeks will be enough to clear the entire event steps? How many games a day on average?
>>571961365thanks, might reinstall if they fix this
>>571961560If they actually make the bot games grant tickets then it's very easy since you can probably finish one bot game in ~20 minutes by rushing Meteor Hammer and get whatever ticket you need that way.
>>57196156033 steps, 14 days. 3-4 games a day should be enough if you have a 50% wr. There's probably going to be a month+ long gap until act 2 comes out so you could get along with only one win a day if you don't mind falling behind.
>doom and scythe against techiesmouz is so buckbroken
>>571936494tis cavern crawl seasonforced 50 is stronger than ever
>>571962264They forced Rosh for like 10mins with a shit lineup and then proceeded to lose their next fight.
>no mime skin for marciretard devs
This has to be one of the worst comics yet, right next to the broken moon inn Zeus ass shit. Shame because at least Crownfall comic had at least interesting characters mixed with cool/fun moments. Ringmaster as the villain is the only saving grace, could not give rat's ass (Hoodwink's) about how watered down Artifact tree people or triggers as I like to call them are mistreated in dota world. But they get like two spreads of boring yapping. Not cool.
>>571955565Are you sure it's the same va? The lack of filter is one thing but I can't really hear it sounding like any of the other heroes he voiced
arive game
Why the FUCK does Kez have EVERYTHING in his kitFUCK this hero dude
Imagine a hand job from death prophet
>>571960148I don't either, it's ugly as fuckThis is NOT my beautiful faerie wife
this gotthejuice guy is crazy on the TA
midone is so washed againhe threw the game at the highground by jumping in after largo already used lick on sf and mouz lost all momentum after that failed push
>>571963096Hoodwink being the main character is what makes this event good.
>>571960148What a bloated meas, way to much happening
>>571916539>hoodwink is a barbariansounds about right
>>571970539She's an anprim terrorist
How to fix dota>Make pos 4 junglers again (so they stop griefing the alpha male pos 3 lane)>Micro hero buffs>Moresplit push/rat>Bring back necro>Naked mercy arcana
>>571929423why does she have an almost human skin colour on the stomach and legs when you can see her normal skin on her head still
This is what my Willow looks like. Pretty.I will not get the new set. It's fucking ugly.
>>571973058the clown make up isn't her normal skin...
>>571973246look at the ears and neck retard
>>571973058to trigger your 'tism
>>571973208yours looks like shit tooget the witch one
>>571973526No. It's ugly.The only thing I'd get if I could is that one that looks like a nice purple longcoat.
>>571969145I want to get sounded by krobelus
>>571973701Imagine she has aghs and each stroke sends a ghost to slowly kill your testies so it's also your finally giganut...
>>571921090that dotard beating grubby was hours after he won
>>571973974Post it...
WR arcana is in the candy shop btw
>>571973301same as the color on her belly retard
Can I buy the carnival stash (candy 30x reset 10) with discount (aka free) multiple times?My candy reward has token x10, so it's decent for getting freebie asap right?
>>571975467You could back in crownfall so you probably can this time as well
>>571974446is it the only arcana or is there others
>>571916539Where were you when Kino Patch dropped?
>go the the oracle section of the event>he literally tells you whether forced 50 will give you a win or not
>>571980268>Says I'm getting a win>Throw anyways What now oracle? Whatcha gonna do?
>New quarry is a literal shitpost
we are so fucking back
>>571981508>Oh my God I can grind more games in this shitty trap I've ground thousands of games in!!!! Maybe I can even get an ITEM SET or another HIDEOUS COMIC
>>571982517>t.Doomer cuck
>>571982517yes you have to play the game
>>571982994Play the game to experience even more circus and clockwork shit because that's not everybody's least favorite theme ever
>>571983629where did the clown touch you lad
Btw this event will end with the "confluence" which is puppet master being added to deadlock and you being encouraged to play it rofl
I opened the free chest they hand us at the start and got the PL set
>>571983857>dotards were hyped for an event that will just end Dota's support
>>571984098congratulations?
>>571974446Is there any real proof? There's only one r*ddit screenshot from a Russian trader with a private inventory whose citation is "just trust me bro".
>>571983857They're adding Hoodwink to Deadlock.
>>571985464YES DADDY FREE ME FROM THIS PRISON
>>571986143why are you so bitter
>>571983857Lmao valve is not that desperate to add a dota hero to deadlock
>>571987638why are you posting about getting a standard set? you're guaranteed one of them, I couldn't tell if you were bitching about it or not
>>571955565I don't see why Valve wouldn't use the original VA, other than if they retired completely or died. We saw in Artifact, the Slark VA came back to voice OD and he sounded different there, so likely he just can't do the same voices like he used to.
>>571989091It could be a filter thing, Valve notoriously don't save their filter settings and whenever a VA records new lines for a hero they are distinctly different even if they can do the voice perfectly.
>>571931896So huh?
>>571988486oh my bad for posting about the event lol... you need some professional help buddy
drawfags, draw slark getting worshiping tresdin's futa cock
>>571989194Is LC her original VA or is it the one from artifact/underlords? I can't tell. Oracle and squirrel sound like their VAs.
>>571989689Yeah it's Merle, and since they have Shapiro back for Oracle it's likely they've done work for their Half Life characters
>>571989689oracle being the same makes sense because valve probably has the gman va on speed dial
>>571989923Isn't G-Man just one of the devs who actually work there?
>Haven't played ranked in like 3-5 months on main so now I'm uncalibrated >Smurf just hit low immortal Man, I'm considering just losing all of them calibration games, ancient and low divine games are just a lot more fun.
Okay I looked it up, he's not a dev. Guess I'm thinking of somebody else.
I have Russians on my team.the server is US East.I am in the US.nahui blyat
>>571991258You're now honorary Russia.You are no longer anon you are Anon Anonovich.Pick pudka make dondo proud.
please pick up your hoodwink enjoyer from /dlg/
>>571955565>>571989091It wouldn't be too weird.Venge didn't repriser her role for the Arcana. It was an entirely new VA. Also most of the VA reprisals are pretty bad, not sure if its just direction or the actors just didnt get their own character, Razor is just obscenely bad.
can't get assigned pos3 to collect some strength tokens.
>>571991698That man is doing God's work.
>>571989865Fuck off Tyler McNiggerDont you have an underage autistic girlfriend to beat up?
>>571991258sorry chud i read on 4channel.com that region lock is racist. and it's much better to have every server being overrun with iranians and russians
>>571963096The comic was pretty fucking boring, true.
Old valve would've shat out Mann vs Machine in Dota world with at least 20 different clockwork models and make a badass PVE Mode
>>571991698No, I will keep posting Hoodwink in /dlg/
>>571991258play makrill blyathttps://youtu.be/dMb3byHXwjE
>>571950903Oh wonderful, another voice line that breaks lore.>>571947942Yeah and Talcum X is a real brother.
>>571993385>weee i loaded up dota2 to play game other than dota!!!
>>571994207What was the point of launching the arcade if they are not going to make custom modes.
>>571994316for other people to make custom modes
>>571953237That's been a twctic of theirs from the beginning.
>>571994316so that the community could create dota3 and the cycle would live onnow hop to itchop chop
>>571955775Then why the fuck are tbey writing like women? This shit is no where near the writing quality of TF2.
do none of the new personas have new VO and VFX? lol
>>571960236Oh pleade tell me Deadlock is going tits up?!
y'all some crusty ass niggas crying about everything that happens.just stop playing if it's not fun lol.
Question:90% of my games these days are usually:- WR (any position)- DW (4/5)- NP (any position)What's a good core hero to play to expand my hero pool that could work for me?I'm more of a support player so I can play most of the other support heroes so I got that covered but I keep getting put into core when I queue, and then I keep getting bad supports who sit afk behind me under tower even when I'm not doing something dumb like picking pos 3 WR/NP, and they have zero idea how to support properly so it just frustrates me.I guess I just really don't like playing core in general. Gotta depend on supports who are worse at it than me, dedicate everything to getting a farming item early then farm for 30+ minutes after that, and also have to join teamfights but not too many or else it'll cut down on farming efficiency, etc. I want to help my team out but I can't/shouldn't. Just not my cup of tea, but I can't queue 4/5 24/7 anymore. Also teammates seem to pre-tilt when they see pos 1 NP.I'm looking for somebody who can come online early-ish to join fights and shit, and doesn't have to be banished to the jungle until I'm six-slotted. I don't actually mind playing PvE, since I used to be that guy who spammed Lycan 24/7 to rat bases through Backdoor Protection but jungling (and Lycan) ain't what it used to be so it's no longer fun/viable IMO. So I'm thinking like...Jugg? Or LS? Maaaaaybe Slark? Looking at D2PT stats, PA might fit but ehh...What would you guys suggest?
>>571970262
EZ map 1 for Team Bald
>>571969145
>>571994682Maybe Legion and Oracle got new voicelines since they are reprising their roles but the rest I doubt it.
>>571992781You forgot peruvians. We need to build a big, beautiful firewall and we're gonna make China pay for it.
>>571994682shitty voice filters and one new spell effect per persona, lolI wonder if they're hoping to sell immortals for each one to double dip
>>571995028I can't think of a pos1 that wants to afk until 6-slotted, but it sounds like you're in pisslow too.just pick whatever has high win rates on dotabuff that you know how to play.
>>571995028>- WR (any position)BASED waifuranger player
>>571994760last week when I played it was still more alive than dota in NA, player count on this game is almost as botted as CSvalve should not be trusted with running a live service game
the issue with this guy xibbe on gorgc's team is that his item builds are so fucking bad
I just downloaded DotA and will be playing for the first time in 12 years...
I'm honestly contemplating life right now, I'll never be able to take shots with windrunner. Why even live? I usually just drink alone. It's so horrible. If she was there everything would be fine. I'd be motivated to go out and do so much more.
>>572000743the jews took this from you before 2005 everyone was entitled to a free windrunner gf, become a political extremist
>>571999662hope you have fun :)
Drawfags?
>pc lagging as heck>lc finally gets niggeredMan i lost the will to play...
I WILL NOT GET A TWO FUCKING EMPORER CARDS FOR THE 5TH UNLOCKI HAVE LIKE 25 FUCKING CARDSANOTHER SHADOW POOL?
>>571918720>>572002170
>>572003008You won't get away with it clown
Why is sniper played mid instead of safe?
>>572005853Riko doesnt post here
>>572006209because his range can comfortably win most lanes and he doesn't have to worry about the enemy support cc'ing him
>>572006209IT WILL PROBABLY CHANGE IN TIME AS PLAYERS GET BETTERHES GETTING EASIER AND EASIER TO PLAY AGANST
When are they nerfing Snapfire?
I forget how this works.does it ever auto reroll?like if I use the candies now to reroll for an immortal, will that disappear if I don't buy it by the end of the week?
Lmao xibbe can't be your best player on a team but team bald did alright in the grand scheme of things
>>572006659most drawfags used to post here
>>572006209he can safely farm from fog, and the wave is always close to his tower. going safe if you shrapnel it then it gets stuck on their tower and you're just jungling.
Lmao massive choke
>>572008227>does it ever auto reroll?No, it stays there until you manually do it. You usually need some time to gather/trade for the right candies anyways so it wouldn't make sense.
>>572008349xibbe is the worst player on that team you parasocial streamer loving retard
shad is really just a pub player
>>572009157lol i dont give a fuck about that nigga but the fact of the matter is he played the best out of all of them in these qualifiers
thats not not saying much because its the reason they arent doing amazing because he is the best player on the team cant be a role player in the grand scheme of things
>>572000960it isnt fair
>>572004835WAIT I THINK THE CARDS ARE BASED ON WHO YOU ARE
>>572009621youre in here every other day making posts about himhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/xibbe/
extremely sad that a pub stack made it this far in the supposed strongest region
Losing to TA2000 is nasty work after them giving you a free win
nooo i wanted team bald at ti
uhh?
>>572010212Lol only 2 post there are mine if im being real the rest is some other anon
>>572004835How do you already have 25 cards? Do you mean tickets?
>>572010528comms score will get em
>GIVE US TICKETS FOR LOSINGTurdbros are so entitled. I wish valve would just remove Turbo already.
Lol why doesn't the English side get this shit and stuck with sheever and the crewhttps://www.twitch.tv/dota2_winline_ru/clip/ChillyTenderBearGivePLZ--j3R_r8Eb47dZNhV
>>571943775they niggerified her, jews cant resist niggerify any character anywhere....
>>572002170Yes?
>>572011798She was never the most conventionally pretty girl but she still looked ok. Now she looks like a downie.
>>572013029draw something will yaplease?
>>572006659Good thing that she doesn't
>>572013680I think we could use a few more deranged attetion whores
>>572013384What would you like?
>>572014516Then by all means go beg her and her friends (singular) to come back
i miss rain
what makes these guys lovers?
>>572015027I remember the sexual tension between rain and psg
>>572015178>The Lovers is associated with the star sign Gemini, and indeed is also known as The Twins in some decks.
>>572015504@grok where the fuck did you read that?
>>572015660Just fucking go on Wikipedia, asshole.
>>571973208
what's Hoodwink eating?
>>572015178kinship
>>572015919LC's period
>>572015178>hoodwinkLoved by the community
>>572016065I did not need to read this. please do not post like this again.
>>572015935extremely loud incorrect buzzer its pride month it means they're fucking nasty style in a way that makes god sad
>>571960148I would use this, but I have the space suit one already and I like that one better because of the voice modulation.
>>572010528>filter on
>gorek team got 2-0'd in loser bracketsUNLUCK
>>572016406what the fuck is that
I know what will revive dota 2 communityshipping and powerscaling wars
>>572016894whatever it is, his strength is waning, and it needs the basedbot help
Oracle is the only persona worth getting.
>>572017151how do the revelations in the dark carnival event change ringmaster's power scaling?
>>572016894maybe this enhanced version will help.
>>572018428i want to get off mr bones wild ride
recommend me some caster mids for my boomer hands for when Lina gets banned.I can't play Invoker anymore, I'm too slow.
that claw is still twice as strong as the average woman
>>572018607is this more to your taste?
>ringmasters event was delayed by 5 years after his releaseroflmao actually
do you guys really get aroused by drawings of dota heroes i mean that's really freakish
>>572019868valve timeits actually very normal and healthy for a company to do nothing for 10 years at a time like a bedrotting neet
>NA dota>two spirit vessels in the same teamjust like my games
>>572020101yeah but only bara
12k mmr king potato and dinnem are going to TI bros
>that fucking huskar dive
>>572020156Yeah, Valve should become a publicly traded company and expand their employee number.:^)
>>572020156totally normal to just be a digital store front with like 200 employees and coast on 30 year old IP
>>572022683if you want a constant content drip go play a game by epic
>>572020156don't you have some gacha game to go swipe in?
>>572020156Valve is a small company, they work hard all the time but it's not just on Dota
Leaguechads are laughing at us...
>>572023905Considering how massive Steam is, it's ridiculous how they only have ~350 employees.
>>572024404Yeah but it's based that they don't just hire 3000 indians like everyone else
>>572024319Well it is a clown event, it's supposed to be funny
dude no way this stack of literal whos is gapping NA's last hope boris stack
>>572024404A larger company would need structure.
i believe in m-f
monkeys basedever
at least this is a much better start compared to next game
? how would you know how the next game goesis NA quals scripted ?
Behaviour/communication score posters are my favorite. 1 minute with their own kind and they are typing those "i was gud boi" essays
HAIL TURBO
>>572014591Something something Crystal Maiden
>>572027243?I'm the only one who is trying to win and a sane thinking human beingMeanwhile the enemy mid is a 20-2 tinker smurf
>>572027243then explain why my behavior went from 3k to 6500, almost playing ranked, and its back to 5500 playing turbo
>Underlord gets boots then rushes atos and aghswho the fuck needs gleipnir when you can have a second entangle on a 90s cooldown
>>572029195Because Valve nerfed communication score gain in turbo because people were sharing their accounts with Russian botters to boost their scores in turbo.
Are we back?
>>572029506And how did i gain 3500 score in ranked, which is supossed to be worse than turbo? i am actually like always>getting really pissed when people dont understand roles and fuck up baddly (there is always a fuck up and is understanable,that doenst get me mad), throwers and afk junglers>pinging or advicing (now muted playing turbo)If im so shit, how did i gain 3500 behavior playing ranked?
>>572029471>Atos/Glepnir and AghsIs that the better route to go with on that hero instead of auras?
>>572029835given the fact that xibbe is still alive and breathing id say no
AND THIS PIECE OF SHIT EVENT IS LAGGING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF MY PC AND I EVEN GET LIKE 15 MINS PENALTY FOR GETTING LAGGED TO DEATH AND DISCONNECTED IN THE LOADING PAGE................. WELL DONE VALVE
I enjoy reading 12 year old reddit threads bemoaning about the game being dead and how valve killed it
>>571960581Nigga let's not ignore that I not only READ Laidlaw interview, I also had been involved with dota long enough that I know that most of the hero lore pre-2018 was written with him as a lead writerSo PLEASE, educate me, how full of shit I amYes, L. is woke, but not turbo-cumslutty-woke like the new Campo Santo shitters
>>572015178i love meepo, love gang banging antimage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka-JbRs9RyU
LETS GO BORIS !!!
i will jerk off to the next hoodwink image
Don't remember the last time I watched someone choke this hard as Xibbe did on the Doom hero.Holy.
>>572000743NOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT FAIR>>572000960Soon, brother, soon, the hour of retribution dawns
unluck my boris is not going to TI
imagine just waking up as xibbe one dayid immediately kill myself
wtf was the point of that sf ult play
>>572030126Atos lets you chain the root which is countered by force staff but if you get gleipnir (which makes your AOEs better) then you can trap more than 1 hero which wastes more of their resources.Aghs has a very dogshit build up and all it does is make your 2 hour cd ult get a pit of malice the only use case of which is pressing R on an enemy. If you're doing that then you're not using your ult to bring your farming carry or team to a fight.As for Auras, you're an Underlord your tankiness is due to your strength gain and built in aura against right clicks. Auras cost money that could've gone to an active (Atos) that's going to help you rape harder unlike I don't know, vlad's lifesteal, greaves which are going to be bought by supports or drums/bearing which have a supportcuck-tier buildup and are only really worth it if you're going to counter an AIDS slow or if your team really wants to right click harder.>they went double shivasjust like my pubs
monkeysbros.... tomorrow is another day
>>572031526Appreciate the post, I'll try to get Atos and Glepnir more.
what the fuck is with PA right now?literally uncounterable.
So we're all in agreement that Hoodwink is the main character of Dota, right?
>>572032180
>>572032530>1shots you from fog before you can reactyour response?
>>572032908aeon disk
>>572032908Blame myself and my poor positioning. I should be out of the enemy's vision ready with a Blink Dagger.
pls respond >>571995028I really do want more core hero options.Surely we got some core players here instead of just support players.>>571997330Th-thanks.
>>572033065>waits 2 seconds>tosses another dagger for 2k>still out of vision and phased out so untargettable
>>572033274>all this perfect positioning from a 1k MMR PA who didn't buy a Nullifier already when she has enough levels and stats to do 2k damage daggersI'll take things that'll never happen for $100.
did mason die
>>572033812masoa is under 10k mmr nowfull free fall
>>572034161yeah the way he's been playing, he's gonna drop to 7k or lower
>>572019514I cant even tell what is what.Companies should be penalized that scales with national obesity rates.
>>571932062???Besides the eyebrows being slightly pointier, the faces are the exact same. Lack of a helmet just leaves nothing to the imagination. Specifically, you can't imagine her with long hair, anymore.
if mason wasnt a literal retard he could have gone through a redemption arc and would probably be casting games for esl right now instead he decided to become a lolcow
>>572035382Probably nigga could have pulled a Quinn
>>572034449>>572034161>>572033812mogged by monkeysgodever
>>572034923this thing doesn't work lol.we need stricter requirements to get on disability.
>>572035382hes not tall enough for that and the caster cabal would never accept him
>>572035382being a caster is awful, the schedule is gross the pay isnt consistent and the travel is constant
>>572036524just cast for free on twitch in the hopes some tourney offers to pay you 500$
>>572003008>This smug motherfucker came to fuck your game up, murder your favourite heroes to turn them into robots and lastly fuck your waifu
Ppl want me to go to the movies with them, but i just wanna stay home and play dota.Sadge
>>572037945carnychads living large
>>572030772AAAAAAAH WINDRANGER SEX
>>572039120
my dnm is losing his lane ~____~You can't pick weak shit against better playersthey will just run you over with furion/dirge
mason still plays like its 2014 where carries just afk farm lanes and the jungle and maybe tp to a fight if theres a free kill. this playstyle doesn't work anymore, after a certain level you need to be more involved and make plays and have an actual impact. 4 protect 1 loses every time unless you're at some low mmr where you can just farm. its why he will never get past 10kmmr or higher. I don't think he really cares that much though, he can just half-ass it and get a monthly twitch paycheck.
>>572032302She always has been. There's a reason why they cranked up her sex appeal compared to other female heroes.
What about the patch?
this game is fucking over brosreal team vs random pubstackwcyd
>>572039359She was robbed.
>>572030085Because you can actually gain score in ranked. Turbo used to be the way to go to gain score, but again, Valve nerfed it so it's pointless to try. If you just say nothing, mute everyone and play the game you'll gain score in ranked.
>>572039847I'm sick of Lion, Invoker, Snapfire, Zeus and PL in every fucking game.
>>572040118You have to join the team in bad teamfights too, you can't play to win the gameAnd don't stomp the enemy or they will report youAnd hope you don't meet too many toxic retards who will report you for no reason
>>572039359fuck all that look at those runes in the back will be something big for the gameplay update for dota maybe a new map with runes on them or maybe its like facets for each hero
>>572039472true and real. afk farming meta is dead. games are too high tempo now.
There are more leaked automaton personas. Pugna is getting a new persona and it's NOT the loli bratty Pugna.
>>572041451probably rewards for completing the gay ass map/minigame
>>572041451these are pretty low effort, I didn't want more of them
>>572041451And where's the fucking patch at?
>>572041451We were robbed.
>>572041451I like Lich and Tide. will be cool to see.
>>572027428I'll give it a try.
>>572041451>loli bratty Pugna.This disgusted me then I realized how cute the exchanges would be between shota invo and loli Pugna.
>>572045660
>>572045947I love that. Hopefully they make it happen in my lifetime. I assume kid invo would need a new VA if they wanted new lines. That kid probably long past puberty now
The new event will lead into Ivy coming to Dota 2.
The best of NA being steamrolledby gamers legions
>>572047071Hoodwink is getting added to Deadlock
>>572047071
I was having 25% swings through Legend and Ancient. it seems to be closer to 15% in Divine.is this because I'm not winstreaking as much, or is Divine just slower to rank up?
>new Carnival creeps>No Carnival map to match
>>572032180Classic case of a bunch of tiny buffs now becoming a giant problem once her counters got nerfed a bit.
>no loli pugna>Instead we get robo-pugna
When can they nerf T4 neutral items? They feel more make or break than T5Enchanter's and Prophet are honestly better than T5 items
>>571916539https://www.reddit.com/r/hentaibondage/comments/1ugd780/captured_and_left_like_this_to_be_raped_and/
>>572054687>r*ddit
>>572039823How does she have cranked up sex appeal? She's a squirrel u fucking faggot
I don't know what's wrong with you guys but I do want to cum on Harley Quinn Mireska
Hoodwink is literally built to be bred by human cock
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEX WITH WINDRANGER
so I can earn oracle stones every day? and after 30 days gaben gives me 30 treasures to open? sounds too generous for the fat fuck, what's the catch?
>>572057908>30 treasures to openanon...
>>572058081what?
>>572057908Anon...
>>572058334yeah what?
>>572058208you get one treasure, you need 30 stones
>>572057908Anonymous...
>>572058451oh...
Valve doesn't play their own game.
>wake up>League gets a Classic versionSo where is fucking Dota Classic? So I can uninstall Nu-dota
>>572059572No one would play it.
>>572059572you can play dota classic literally at any time
>>572062190>reforgedare you fucking retarded
I throw games against opponents I don't like, so they rank up and I stop seeing them in my lobbies.Fuck you, visage spammer.
>>572062727it was what I could find on google images that is not 130px wide brother don't be mean to me please I know it's reforge
>>572062753gonna spam visage now
>>572062727well if you plan to play online with real people it's gonna be reforged although I heard you can now disable new models in settings
>>572062814Here, have this Gondar one I used for a who's that dotamon post before.Never post a reforged screenshot again
>>572063106There's gameranger for that
>>572059572I miss the counter-strike assets.
5 of my 6 matches today have had 2+ griefers on one team.
Just missing the new dark willow and IO set now.please, valve, bless me
>>572065950Literally just got it after this postpraise be
>>572066165revolting
>>572045947It would be too kino. Nothing quite like a bratty loli getting uppity and blushy over a shota.
Really amazing how the sunset patch of DOTA is the one where all my good heroes are bottom F tier dogshit grief picks.
Too many fucking update tourist doing stupid outdated builds or straight up non sensical retarded builds or flat out playing like pure unfiltered dogshit.
>>572065950Ok Groovy, just fuck off already, you don't even play the game.
>>572066165But, i don't know how to play dark willow
>>572069418Forgot pic>>572069418i literally JUST won a game
>>572069539meant for >>572069413sorry, im tired
>>572069418Just C => Eul => B => R => D => then auto attack when your R is fully charged
>>572065950I still can't tell who the evil red clown is supposed to be
So are they releasing true ringmaster this patch?
Can't wait for the inevitable Dota classic to finally release now. I fucking hate nu-Dota
>>572070393Troll?
what do?
>>572071131true.
>>572071169Oh.His silhouette usually has both arms towards the ground with the axes sticking out
>>572069761>legacy hotkeyscringe.
>>572071385SOVL vs SOVLESS
I want to eat out with Enchantress
>Pick legion>Get 3 counterpicks (Phoenix, Dawnbreaker that literally REFUSES to ult unless I duel someone), Morphling.>WR that had 0 items just AFK mids for 20 minutes without getting a single good item blames me.>Faggot had Persona and grandmaster medalFucking retarded apes playing this game, holy shit.
THE CLIMBcongratulate me, boys
>>572072416The kids are on summer break, man. My wins kept giving me 37 MMR. It's 35 now, still.I got three rank ups in two weeks.
>>572072416grats lil pup
>>572072416Congratulations, bend over
>>572072296been a lot of intentional griefing today in my lobbies.low divine.
what the fuck do I use for control groups if I have items on 1-7?
i gotta look down at my keyboard for any keys outside of WASD ZXC 123 and this nigga has 7 bound
>>572073459You will have to sacrifice something. I have different keybinding layout for stuff like meepo. Also I can bet you never use F1-4 to check your teammates so just use that
>>572073564f1 is select courier f2 is send courier f3 is sprint f4 is shield f5 is quickbuyspace is center camera on hero
I only ranked at Legend 5 :(Wtf is with the rank spread in this game though?
I thought the automatons are lame but they look pretty cool ingame, good job Valve. The game is still utter dogshit and I shall not be playing though
>>572073459Try mouse 3,4,5, or alt + 1,2,3
>>572059572>play inferior dota without hoodwink
>>572075515God, she looks like she's ovulating. I'm gonna bloat her womb full of human sperm
They know we are nothing but addicts, they laugh at the fact.
>>572075515>>572075824Loli pugna is funny because it was fun to claim she's a girl when she's not. You hoodwink enjoyers are just sick fucks. Also>tfw you have a quarry to settle
>>572059572its called hon reborn why arent you playing that
>>572076168Pugna is a girl because Asan calls her a bratAnd brats need correction
I'd rather a new arcana or two like crownfall than getting 10-20 robot personas that are price about half of the arcana each.Hope HW at least gets an arcana in the later parts and not a shitty robo skin.
>>572076341I think they will release an arcana later, it makes sense, make people spend money on meme personas but then release an actual cool cosmetic later
>>572076702It better be Hoodwink arcana, since she has nothing and she's the main protagonist in this story.
>>572078103Well I hope it will be 2 or 3 arcanas kek, they are so ridiculously slow with new releases ever since they dropped battlepasses
>they're totally going to release an arcana at the end of the event when hype has died downYeah you guys don't know how it works
>>572065521
>Just played against the best Phoenix I've ever seen That was awful. I kind of don't want to play this game anymore.
>>572079505damn i want to see
>>572079505It's like this with every heroSometimes you meet a dude who's at your skill level somehow but just FUCKING BETTER at your favourite than you; this is fucking humiliating and humbling
Havent been ^playing dotalower back and legs hurt too much to focus
>>572086383>lower back and legs hurt too much to focusi've been hit with the random body issues as a result of being 30+
sheever live
>>572078789>hype has died downti happens before then
>>572088112I think it's a sciatica nerve issue or something, my back just cracked while working out and I've been done in ever since, now my left side starting at my hip going down my left leg is either numb or in pain and I walk in some odd oblique way like I had major scoliosis. The thing is I can't just rest up all day and have a life to live so I haven't recovered as fast as I shouldve. Hate this fucking aging shit man I used to be such a physical powerhouse now I work out once without warm up and my body folds on me
So the amount of candy is really-really limited and crafting/merging to different piece is waste of candy right?I wish we get candy in addition of daily eye thingy
>>572078789But they always released the arcanas later during the battlepass, they just revealed them beforehand.
>>572090625Wasn't that only the Razor one or FV or whatever one, yeah you had to get enough levels to unlock them but it was still available, like people would play day 1 and see it was buyable and splurge
It sure is hot eh lol
We have a dragon hero and a chicken hero but no crab hero
...hey!
How about that patch then?
>cavern crawl straight up doesn't show if you have menu 3d maps enabledfuck these devs holy shit>>571943572orbital truthnuke
>>572059869I think you'd be surprised at the amount of people who would
>>572091074No I am pretty sure it was like that with most of them, some were released instantly but some were only released weeks to month into the battlepass
>antimage has a magician ticket>rylai has double fool ticketwhat is valve trying to convey??
alive game?
>>572099173yes, we got attention from daddy
>>572075460I use alt for self cast, mouse 3 is screen drag that I never use, mouse 4 (top) is for all non-hero, mouse 5 (bottom) is for all units.I think I need to change my zxcv binds. right now they're set to toggle autocast, I think I only need one and customize it per hero since most people (except jakiro) don't have more than 1 autocast spell.
>>572069315had a mid sf get completely shit on by a venge, starts crying about wtf is this hero now wtf is new dota.had a drow that stood still every time she cast multishot, and didn't build scepter in 50 minutes.
>>572076341didn't both of the main characters of crownfall get one?
>>572088112move more. even just going for short walks, 10+ minutes.
>>572102048the way that they phrased the blogpost makes me think hoodwink and legion are only the main characters of midnight run, and it'll change in act 2
I've came across some of the clips from official russian broadcast for TI quialies and I'm a bit concerned with female representation in it. They actually had a pole with a female dancer performing some moves on it. Not to mention quite provocative outfits on female presenters.I guess it is within Twitch's TOS, but is Valve ok with what's going on there?
>>572102408You're really going to say that and not share a webm or at least link a vod?
damn, saturdays are bad days to play this game. wage slave cage animals are already griefing in the afternoon. tomorrow i simply refuse to even open game client. imagine playing dota with normie cattle who works 9 - 18 all week and when they open dota 2 game client on weekend their only desire is to get back at more fortunate neets. they form parties to grief and mass report solo players, lmao. imagine being so mad at being poor and blaming neets for shit genetics and trash low iq family. the same normie herald cattle will spew bullshit itt like "only constant is you" and other reddit tier slogans meant to gaslight normal players.
>>572102774https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FCz3V_OTxbIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTy9VJRiIRohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/p6t80Xe6HS4
>>571916539>>571916613>>571916716I will now play your game.
>>572102948How were they allowed to get away with this?
HoN Reborn is forcing Valve and Riot to get their act together. If todays TI games are bad, I will watch HoN instead.
Navi............
>>572104686People play that? I saw poopoopee play it for a bit but I think he stopped?
>>572098658>antimage has magician ticketMakes sense considering mana void does magic damage (I've always thought it should be pure damage) and it's implied his blink ability is some kind of magic.I'm confused by Luna having lovers. In the past event she has the last sin token too. I don't get it, her entire lore is just "I killed people for conquest, now I kill people for the moon"
>>572106030Kinda hot
>>571919097Hoodwink in-game>sexHoodwink in comic>Rocket Raccoon
>>571943572Isn't at least one of the voice actors tor the og characters dead? Kind of limits which characters can be used unfortunately. The quirk marvel dialog passes me off too. I like Wei's cosmetics more than one antimage but she has a couple of painful voicelines. I too hate hoodwinked since her debut if for no other reason and she's a lazy copy of Windranger.
>>572106613Funnily enough this applies to LC too
>first game in 2 weeks>it's a 80min slurper
When are they buffing Hoodwink? She's been terrible for like two years.
>the new steam controller doesn't have official support for Dota
>>572109685Works fine
>>572109886The official doesn't work for me but the community ones do. They probably didn't bother making a proper one like they did even for their old games like HL2, sad!
>>572106030I think the Lovers just includes all heroes with summons, mount or clones.
>Play Booty Hunter >Level 2 gank mid, kill bot, steal xp rune later>Share XP from the enemy carry trying to hit safe camps and jank him >Sentry their triangle >Ez win >Watch the replay afterwards enemy side PoV, sit back and enjoy I don't think there's a hero in this game that causes more seethe.
>>572111645>enemy picks bounty hunter>he starts dragging creeps, completely ruining my lane and cs>support is running in circles thinking of what to do, dise 3 times and then rotates other lanes to die there as wellyeah I love playing against bounty hunter, actual retard filter
how to cope with axe and sb who do nothing until you show and your team can't win the fight without you because they aren't threats?
>>572113429>OMG IM LE COUNTERINTIATED>ITS OVER
>Got Pudge skin from the chestI keep getting Pudge skins despite not playing Pudge. I got scare by the hooking part.
>>572108009sorry chud we aren't allowed to have stomps anymore so every game has to last 50 to 80 minutes
How do I play as Wisp? I just feel like a courier that heals when playing as him.
>navi eliminated by literal whosoh im laffin'
>have huge lead>carrytranny decides to dive enemy t3>loseI FUCKING HATE CARRYTRANNIES
>>572117347Oof
>>572115987lmao I also got it now, only first free chest opened
>>572116990Very hard to play in pubs with no communication and coordination.
It's minute 25, 2 enemy heroes are dead and will respawn in 30 seconds. Do you:>A. Nothing, back to farming>B. Go poke a tier2 tower for a third of its HP>C. Safely take Roshan, and then push as 5 with an Aegis + Banner
>>572115613:fuming:
>>572118510d) check if my pos 5 riki finished his naked crystalys after taking my farm with tricks of trade
Patch status?
>>572118510e) alt tab for 30 seconds to look at medusa porn
Which one of you fags is responsible for this? Please do continue
>>572122754it was me
>>572032143Don't listen to this retard, rushing Aghs on Underlord will 100% of games be more value than rushing Atos
>>572123870if i see feeding underlord with agh parts but without atos on my team in any game i will rape your mouth in hell with canine cock.
>>572123870If you get Aghs do you get the level 15 Pit of Malice slow talent? The Rain of Fire one is really good and I don't like giving it up.The way I see it Aghs also lets you play away from your team like Dawnbreaker, so you can farm and splitpush more.
>>572124204how are book clubs and activism better than gaming??
>>572125624stop responding to yourself you herald trash. if you rush aghs on underlord in rank above herald you lose the game with worst stats on your team and get reported. this is rule adhering to all heroes. there is no hero in this game in current patch who wants to get aghs as first item.
>>572124204None of those things require actually going somewhere to learn the skill. Women don't understand that men do things to get it done. Women use it as an excuse as a social event.
What the HELL???
6 matches lost in turbo... imposible to win with retarded teams and my score is going down in spiral........... all because this shit event... fuck it its imposible
>>572125086>>572126496You are so mentally ill and mindbroken little retard
you SMELLY little ANCHOVY!
uhh...
>finally solo queue into an English speaker>it's a "haha good morning lads, let's have a good game, wow nice play" specimen that speaks constantly during the whole game saying random bullshitwhy are people like thisat least slavoids know to stay quiet unless they give callouts, I'm not here for a conversation
>>572128683Did Sorapoi see clussy Mireska?
>>572128683My bet is that it's a hero shooter player that got into Deadlock and then got curious about being culturally enriched in Dota.I know because I have a friend like that.
>>572125624Always get the lvl 15 Pit slow talent, it just synergizes with the spell by design. Just never buy atos/gleipnir on the hero and most definitely never rush it, it's the most useless item in the game. Aghs + Shiva's Guard will make your pits huge enough. You rush Aghs, get it by min15 and it gives your team such an edge in the first few fights
>>572128683>>572129292funny because deadlock at high ranks is super talkative, especially in NA. it's like a podcast, people never shut up. it's also mostly friendly.in dota nobody ever talks unless it's to call somebody a fucking retard. they just ping each other and ping 'mantle of intelligence' now.
>>572124204>Do activismShe's so close. She's almost there. But then she'll stare the truth, the solution, in the face and turn away and try to claim that's not he actual problem.
I would like to give a special shoutout to my support silencer who has effectively killed me 3 times by not taking ult(level 11 btw)
>Pugna mech in the filesIt's already a fucking dead game Valve. Just do it.
>>572129535I'll try getting the Pit of Malice talent from now on.>Rush AghsI usually get Boots, Vanguard, Soul Ring and a Magic Stick first, is Vanguard not worth getting? The Ring of Health is nice in the lane.
How do you actually beat dota?
>>572129987If they actually do release a bratty loli Pugna persona with this event it is basically mandatory for every dotard to purchase it.
>>572130073By rushing Aghs I mean it as your first 'big item', obviously you get early game items. Try getting a Bracer, Vanguard is really nice if you get harassed too much to the point where you have trouble laning else it's a bit of an expensive investment. Bracer + Boots + Soul Ring will do you right in most lanes, Underlord is really an easy laner and with the passive you can just make it so the enemy carry can't CS because you can deny each one of your creeps before they get to the treshold where the carry has enough damage to last hit them
>>572130361kill their ancient before they kill yours.
>>572130587I appreciate the advice, the changes to role queue make me play pos3 a lot more these days.
>>572130691but then you have to play a new game after that, so it never ends?
>>572129535? atos ensures your wex procs twice on a single guyatos, shard then it depends on the game, whether pipe or aghs or bkb or blademail w/e
>>572130871dont pick shit heros like pitlord for pos 3Pick something that can jungle from lvl 3, the pos 4 will grief you 9 times out of 10Theres a reason noone plays pos 3 anymore
>>572131106ng+ is optional.
>>572131182The bigger pits with Aghs will make it so it'll proc twice anyway. Just shut your shitter ass up, the Aghs radically transforms the way the hero is played and is necessary to make him playable.
>>572124204Explain to me how playing Dota 2 does not classify as learning a new skill in a social environment?
>>572131517based.
>>572131354>the pos 4 will grief you 9 times out of 10ooga booga my team
>>572131354the pos3 is the griefing retard these days, not the pos4.you don't know how to lane if you think your pos4 is griefing you.
>>572132102work on monday normie scum, no more dota for you. better whatch more youtubers and regurgitate more reddit stuff like "only constant is you".>>572127982don't know what the picture you posted has to do for being reported in ranks above herald for buying aghs as first big item on any fucking hero. is this some third party russian website you use along other cheat apps?
>>572132685>waaah my team>neet autist thirdie wasting away his life grinding dotafigures
>>572131354imho pitlord can jungle from lvl 3 if you get mana regen and don't get baited into leveling your disable early. you just need to have good camp control with attack canceling, abusing trees and keeping creeps in nuke zone without taking too much damage. he isn't that bad but heralds in this general are fucking rushing aghs insted of getting atos and solo killing enemy supports when they are out of position because some fucking retarded troll told them to do so, so yeah.
the peruvian is really really mad guys he's really convinced buying atos on pitlord is the play
>>572128683Why is Mireska so rapeable?
>>572131521?Rushing aghs is fucking retarded, your ult is too high a CD to be used as initiation and any hero with mobility can escape...Either atos first or a mana item so you can spam your quas, soulring is not quite enoughGo look d2pt idiotalso pitlord is a 47% winrate hero, he's low tier and gets shit on by stuff like drow>>572132102pos 3 is the LEAST PICKED ROLE FOR A REASON
>>572129987>mechPersona could be anything, my guess is that brown wizard girl
unga bunga my team unga bunga my support
/ourdotard/ is a pos3 player
I haven't played in nearly 2 years but I still post here.
>>572134035take meds
FACT you pick pos 4 potmFACT you pick pos 4 spirit breakerFACT you pick pos 4 earth shakerYOU are the grieferYOU are the piece of shit ruining games & lanes
>>572134376I pick pos4 WR.
>>572129681>in dota nobody ever talks unless it's to call somebody a fucking retardGood.
I remember when pos 2 was the most contested role.Now it's impossible to queue into pos 1 and pos 3 is more unpopular than supports
>>572135568yea you get pos 2 if you queue all roles sometimesand its a half hour queue to get pos 1
>>572135568What they did to the mid lane in the late 2010s/early 2020s was fucking atrocious. The lane is so thin and short that it's nothing more than nuking the wave and retreating to tower. Any attempt to play around an opponent of equal footing is nearly useless. All the fun of 'the duel' in middle is gone. Position 2 is fucking boring as hell now.
is dark carnival enough to get him back?? dota just ain't as popular without him
>>572136665>dark carnivalwait a moment isn't that what juggalos callled their concerts or whatever?
>>572135795it's kind of logical, solo games are often disorganized. if supports on your team suck fucking dick and can't end the game in 30 min you need to farm. if enemy team supports suck dick and can't end the game in 30 min you need to farm. pos 1 has most influence in solo ranked games. you can carry games from mid just as well but you risk being turned into dead weight if the guy on the other side of the river is much better at the game than you. as pos 1 you will always recover if you know what are you doing. your supports can feed 0- 3 in 10 minutes and you will be still good if enemy team doesn't end the game in 30 min and this happens rarely.
>no double down tokens this eventLAME
>>572136970They just encourage more win trading in Immortal Draft.
>>572136919I think part of the reason mid is less popular is all the smurfs, if you are a 2-3k mmr mid, you will be raped by that random 7k guy queuing on an alt to practice whatever hero
>>572136665grubby is kinda retarded when it comes to anything that isn't rts
>>572135795maybe in your sub 9k shitpool i get 3-5min queue max for pos1
>>572136807>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0iRKZbL3eEoh yeah I was right, please add some song as the thread/event theme
>>572137327warcraft III is not a true RTS
>>572137532i'm not even clicking any of this cosmetic bullshit in game client, it's harold stuff funcy skirts for brain damaged girls with daddy issues who form special parasocial relationships with their heroes. all i fucking care about in this game is my fucking kda and other stats, but mostly kda.
>>572135568I fucking hate being mid. you just put a target on yourself for the fucking spirit breaker and shadow shaman while your team figures out how to pull a small camp against a single player.
Why did they nerf individual impact so much in this game? You really have to play as a team now all game. There aren't a variety of strategies to win like before.
>>572142637the player base got more skilled at defending these "strategies"
>>572142637Even if you perform out of ur mindand you secure a 20k lead for ur team because ur 20-1Now your supports give 1k+ gold every casual feed they do, plus literally noone knows how to push high ground so games go so long
Where is our lord and savior dota 2 power points
I lost so much comm score telling retards to not mindlessly ram their heads into tier 3's in games where we aren't leadingYou actually can't play to win and maintain behavior/comm score
>>572143342serves you right, nobody outside of herald rank is telling anyone what to do but plays for kda, with kda comes win. unless you are support you shouldn't play to win and if your cores are diving and feeding early that means they are trash and you lost anyway. stop fucking telling others how to play the game you harold trash. just report feeding cores add to avoidance list and go next.
>>572143342chat wheel does it fine
Why aren't Lina and Rylai in Fornite?
>>572145474Sweeney is butthurt about Steam and refuses to collaborate.
I don't know why the Legion Commander/Hoodwink dynamic reminds me of this.
>>572142763>noone knows how to push high groundThis is a big problem. We'll take Roshan and then instead of letting the carry with Aegis hit the tier3 someone else will decide to jump in and die for no reason forcing us to get back.
>>572144203uh oh peruvian melty
>>572145474Only OG characters Anon, that would be Mireska, Donté, the personas, etc.
>>572146314???If we aren't ahead and don't have a saveYOU CANNOT JUST GO HIT TIER 3 YOU RETARDYOU WILL DIE TWICEGO FARM
>>572146413>meltyi think you don't know what this word means you harold dog. keep typing in allchat faggot while i dominate, just don't be on my team you fucking normie trash.
>>572145653his chink investors are furious the epic games store is still behind steam in distribution sales
>>572147323how did an internet cafe esl thirdie like you even find this place
>>572147675what place? your tiny tranny butthole? you are obnoxious and transparent with your inferiority and corpse of your ego is proudly hung from reddit cross you carry in false hope. here is your you and some rope with it.
>>572148141I don't think calling yourself a tranny lover is a good own lil pup...
>>572148471asian men look like THIS?
>>572148471where are her pants?
>two of my teammates have a combined 20 deaths by 12 minutes>i get all the blame because dude mid sux lmaoevery single shitskin on my server needs to be publicly skinned alive
>>572149650in my bedroom :)
>>572150175>-1k good goy points because browns all agree with the first person to start chirping and they all report you
>>572149650wrapped around my cock
>>572148471Never understood why niggas post to get other Men turned on
>>572150569That's a weird projection.Are you getting hard or something?
>>572144203> but plays for kda, with kda comes win.>LE PUSH CANNOT WIN!!OUT YERSELF MORE NU-DOTA FAGGOT
>>572150315youll never fucking guess what happened the very next game(but this time with 2 of my own teammates sitting afk at my mid after feeding their lanes)
>>572145926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Z7sZZ06Bs
Yesterday was great. I hope today is good too!
>>572146834>and don't have a saveWe have a few.
Drawfags, can I have QoP in this pose and composition?
>play 10-12 games a week for past year>sides of right wrist hurt like hellanybody else experience this? idk if it's carpal tunnel or what but it sucks shit
I heard that you're happy without meAnd I hope it's trueI hope, I hope it's trueIt kills me a little, that's okay'Cause I'd die for youYou know I'd still die for you
>>572158429Yeah sure.
>act one is just two carts>act two and three are the same and are unlocked by next monthsbros...this event isnt that big huh...
>>572159527Small indie company. Cut them some slack.
>>572158460side of my mouse wrist has never hurt. I've had my WASD fingers hurt though, especially when I'm doing a lot of shift/ctrl spamming. how do you hold your mouse and how do you move it?
I was under the impression that you would get 1 of each before getting duplicates, but apparently not.
trio of bad picks>carry venge>mid alch>offlane omniknightbut sure, every loss is my fault
This might be a retarded question but are the weekly rerolls in the even stack with each other?As in I can win 10 rerolls and then next rerolls stack with those and so on or do the weekly rerolls need to be used so the next weeks ones can be gained?
>>572162582>bot mmr
>>572161639i use a Logitech MX Master and i have my main item hotkeys bound to the mouse buttons, which i use my thumb to pressother than that nothing crazy, i edge pan a lot but my camera speed is set pretty high
>>572164131oh I fucking hated the mmo mouse when I tried it. yeah that will fuck you up. it made my hand hurt too.
SEX WITHBEX
>>572164948yeah i have WoW brain unfortunately lolprobably gonna change my hotkey config and play some turbo for a while to get used to it, i've used my current one for 8 years so it's tough but probably best for my health
Did the timing of Dark Carnival have anything to do with the current popularity of The Amazing Digital Circus and TikTok clussy or is that totally coincidental?
>>572158460kinda hard to say based on that info. carpal tunnel is basically nerve damage and usually comes alongside the typical signs like tingling, numbness, and so on. if it feels more muscle pain or strain from gripping the mouse then it might be tendonitis or something of that sortusually u kinda have to work through possible solutions like changing your desk height, getting a lighter mouse, changing your grip, lowering sensitivity to use your arm rather than wrist, and other ergonomic stuff like that for immediate relief. long term solution typically entails doing some extra physical muscle training to strengthen the muscles around your hand and forearm
>>572158460>>572165854also i just would never use mouse buttons anyway. it usually necessitates such an awkward claw grip that i basically get immediate strain from trying to use them nowadays
>>572165769A coincidence, the event was coming since Ringmaster was there
>>572165769Coincidental and probably planned a lot earlier judging by the Ringmaster trailer but it's Valve so it got delayed a shitload.
>>572165609they're obviously setting her up as the next Kez but I think it would be really funny if they killed her and she never came back
>>572166021mouse4/5 I don't have a problem with but mmo mice fucked my hand up and it sounds like he's using an mmo mouse.
>>572166983She's the Pugna persona
>>572166127>>572166091BRO WAKE UP ITS 2024
I FUCKING HATE BREAKOUT
>>571916539https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1sJwtsZexc>"Dota 2 will eventually get this treatment" - it's already abandoned. Technically, it's get new characters, but I think of it like hair - which can keep growing even on a dead body.
>>572168002don't care, didn't ask, not watching your video, and gonna play more after dinner.L+RATIO
>>572168002Thanks for posting your video, SouthernNinja.
Pretty wild they didn't frame lock the minigames for dark carnivalso fyi, if you're not locked at 60 fps you are going to have trouble with the mini games.
>>572168981my fps_max is 144 though and I had no issues.well the brick breaker one seemed a little questionable, seemed like boot phased through my platform a few times, but no real issues.and dashboard is 60.
>>572169518dashboard didn't matter during mini games. I had to turn fps down all together. Boot moves a little slower now.the lock picking game was really noticeable because the greens and blues spawned a lot faster.
>>572169712do you have your fps_max set to higher than your refresh rate?
>>572171575usually, yeah. only game i cap fps on are ones that break the game engine if you don't.fallout, elder scrolls
alright, there's no way i don't make it to 20,000 points this run. Just no way.
>>572158429sent check your dms
>>571916539Hoodwink is consistently picked because she's a 4 with kill threat, crowd control, and is annoying to track down Ringmaster is consistently picked because he's a good laner, has kill threat with a +1, and has a saveMuerta has her adherent because she can be a 4 with a massive "fuck off" circle on the ground and long range CC or a right clicker with clear strengths and weaknessesGrimstroke and Willow no longer fucking existWhat went wrong? For that matter venge also is a complete meme, even when people keep trying to make her work carry she's still a complete meme
>>572172786Hoodwink needs buffs, she's weak as fuck.
>>572172636>only 10k points at level 9
>>572173039
>>572173096You get like 8 extra lives on lvl 9. It's better to rush there and not fuck around too much.
>>572173096>he clears levels instead of getting out asap
You know what... good enough.
>>572173409You only get the extra lives if you're at low lives
>>572173409The lives are random I think i was banking on stocking up a couple times and they just dont always show up farthest ive made it is 16k
What hero do you wish was good has been shit for years?
>>572168002>technicallythe cope of a century in one word
>>572175075I was enjoying CK when he had facets with double stun and a good innate but they fucking gutted himExtra enchantments would be useful if he could get crude...
>none of the sets are tradeable or marketeableThen just fucking sell me the hats? there is literally 0 point to this RNG bullshit.
>>572173039wrong shes perfect as is
mason is dogwater
Should I? I don't play Jakiro
>>572175075Hoodwink
>>572176535Who the fuck cares.Seriously.Why do you even ask these stupid question, retard.kill yourself.
>>572178791That's no way to speak to other people. Look at who you've become.
>>572176535Reroll until you find an immortal for a hero you like, the immortals are really common this year, already had like 5 offered to me.>>572178791Why are you so rude?
>>572178791Why must you be so mean
>Immortals in my lobbyam I making it yet?
>>572179342I went through 13 refreshes and haven't found one. must be nice.
BOGG SHUGGOTH
>leg spreaderwhy would he say that
>>572180925She's the pugna persona
>>572179265Not cool anon. I'm reporting you for comm abuse.
bajs, i m so scared. haven't been above 2k mmr since 2017. (3k mmr btw)
>>572188104By my gypsy blood I bestow upon you the curse of bad teammates
>>572188104hope you lose, you're a literal pedo.
>>572188104Lmao bro sorryYou'll get ME as a teammate and we're gonna lose!But we will have such a good time, yes, yes
>only two discount coins per wagon>only get 7 more if you shill out 15 smackeroos for the dlc roomslame alert
i could heem every single one of you bums
>>572192052You get 15, you just can't access the other room yet
>>572192307yeah well LAME ALERT
>>572192052yeah this is all the discount coins we will get for the entire event...it just lasts a month its literally nothing...
why he do this? is he down that bad need to clickbait like that? not even top 500 claiming world first anything?
Getting ranked and playing unranked with lower mmr & behavior score friends is cursed. Didn't play ranked for 3 years, finally decide to do it and get Divine 1 (still shit) but now in unranked get called out by crusaders for not buying diffusal on pl and faggots who dont realize a clinkz will out zone a ember in lane but i will fuck him later. I used to get called a smurf but now its SA teammates saying I bought my account and calling me an antigamer
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