Previous: >>571943065>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Air Shakur (3*), Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold City, SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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>>571964834why is el pregnant
>>571964834El Condor Pasa looks like that???
Is /uma/ feeling cute today?
>>571964834el condom passer...
>you want the bake? TAKE IT
>>571964945You're welcome
>>571964834EL SEXO PASA
I sure do love Japanese TV programming
>>571964945with my child
>>571964834Umamusume A... My beloved...
WHAT I LEARNED AFTER ONE YEAR OF UMA MUSUME IS...
>>571964834Boy that last thread STINKS
This franchise is only possible due to the talent and hard work of women. Let's be respectful of them here.
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Digitan LOVE
>>571965098parent and "meta" uma rolling is a scam
>>5719648347 and I bake the next thread at 500 posts (and rape Shiraoki)Any other number and I’ll let someone else bake
Guys, I need to borrow Kitasans throne, any help?
>>571965098You didn't need FineMo for MANT
>>571965098I'll never get to relive the magic from the first week of playing
DIE MR CLEATDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>571965174hiding in plain sight
Tazuna is really beautiful.
>AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENSAN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS>AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENSAN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS>AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENSAN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS>AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENSAN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS
FUCK OFF
Finished showering just in time for the news
i-is that real?
PAKARAIBUNAKADASHI CHALLENGEE DA SHUUU
>>571965098cygays protects cheaters and botters
no...
>longslop CMhaha JPbros are in danger
>shiraoki provides another 7 rape …okay now I’m scared
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/iN7bychttps://jiggie.fun/iN7bychttps://jiggie.fun/iN7byc
>>571965087It isn't peak yet since there's no circle where they show an announcer reacting to something and big ass signs taking up 50% of the screen
>>571964943What the fuck is a horse?
>3600mthey're all gonna die
>>571965325It's a 3600m race kekFronts will take so much lead it will be impossible to catch up
More Longslop
El with her jugs out and Finemo firecrotch alts
Fucking rats, the lot of you Oguricheaters.
>>571965010>>571965093Something's amiss here..
I'm really not looking forward to the long Chanmi, man. Might just train a Stego and autofill the rest and hope for the best.
>>571965452Titleholder stam card is coming
>>571965443It's an apocryphal ancient animal mentioned a single time in the Book of Moruman
>>571965098IRL uma lores and being able to bet on horse racing
>>571964834Bikini El is best and cutest and sexiest El.
>>571964834My latina gf...
>>571965098Keiba is love
>>571965443a miserable little pile of secrets!
Tazuna big naturals SSR
Who are the strongest fronts for Nakayama 2000m? Kiseki? Kitasan Blanco? Cat Mayano?
wahey
honsefun danchouI'm not saying its sus but the dude has gone from flatlining at 22m to getting 15m fans in one daysweeper detected
somehow my xog with max wit and 3 recoveries misses festive miracle half the timeI guess I will redo her
It's Just That Easy
>>571965719
>increased onsen ticket chanceThat shit is a fucking scamI didn't get a single ticket during the event, then the day after it ended I got 3 tickets with Bakushin
NTR NTR NTR
every shitter going in with SS+ or UG ranked captains I already fucking hate this event so fucking much
fine mo on screen
>i just found out what are scout points>i should had saved scout points for scouting the best horsesI'm bricked
I think I'm gonna just quit CMs in general.
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
Doto...
NEKO NEKO NEKO
Cumming on Suzuka's socks
hag umas...
>not new pal cringe scenario
>>571966027Light Hello is so cute...
Sweaty Kaichou…
Oh hey is that New Zealand?
>>571965964It's not like TT in which picking a team locks you into a race against them. Just check the team and back out if you can't scout anyone
>borrow throne>average runis this strat only supposed to work on like 20% speed uma or something? or was it just bad rng?
>>571966068But the other one is human?
got distracted by bouncing tits
>>571966069>going for round 2 in light hello's umanko while she's all sweaty and sloppy from spicy ramen and beer>cringejust say you're gay
>>571966068>Tazuna keeps talking about her plans to start a family
>>571966130yeah but I'm saying EVERY shitter is already doing the G rank team strat and it's so fucking annoying
What if Tazuna's hat just fell off on stream
>>571966251>he didn't fuck Hello during GLI think you are the faggot here anon
>Light Hello and Tazuna cards are actually coming back
You're gonna be able to reuse the GL Light Hello in the new Scenario. You might as well MLB her now since she will be mandatory for 2 scenarios
they're running out of ideas for the scenarios huh
who the FUCK thought it's a good idea to put Doto in a kitchen?
>>571966489what are you talking about bwo she never goofs up
>>571966489She never goofs up!
I would request to have my Ramen made by anyone aside from that ugly hoe NTR
>>571966402Yeah and between the 10 scenarios gaps imagine how much rainbow cleats you get from her
Molesting Nature's butt.
>>571966337can you read?
Have you heard of a scuttlebug jamboree? Wait until you see the Ramen one.
>>571966489Doto herself
>>571966592can you stop being a fag?
>evolved gold playtime's overOk you can actually use the Light Hello card
Here's hoping I can get higher than last time and not embarrass myself with this trainer aptitude.
Nooooooo my 全身全霊 evo upgrade.... it's gone...
What's his endgame.
>>571966583>wife nature ass in tight jeansHnng
>>571966069>releases a Tazuna/Light GROUP card a month later
I only got SS for my first two runs for ThroneWhen does it get better?
That's a cute pal card
FUCK WE NEED TO PAY THE TAX (AGAIN)
>she keeps wearing hatsI WONDER WHY
there you go bwo
>>571966770not new pals, same old hags, I want new hags
TAZUNA CARD!
new dates will be nice
bwowowowo??
Tazuna is the first NPC to have 2 SSRs.
>threesome pal card oy vey
>>571966802>>571966783wow tazuna sure has alot of hats to cover th
>casual outfit Tazuna and Light HelloCUTE hags
wtf this cleat nigger sounds like a Japanese jew
>>571966783good ol' Surukawa Tazuna...
>hagsstop calling them hags, you're literally as old as them
retards really think cyjews were going to allow you to use the old cards
>ugly used-up old women instead of making our based horseshoe bro a pal card
>>571966783>>571966802This is starting to get suspicious
>>571966886
>>571966979is this your first exposure to japanese media? genuine questionthis is such a common trope that I can't believe you never heard someone talk like this before
>>571965098If you keep bashing your head against the wall, eventually the game will take pity on you and give you what you want.
>>571967037I don't want to pay the triple on shipping
>does the hair behind ear pose>no ningen ear
>>571966783why doesn't she just tuck her hair behind her ear if it's bothering her?
>If you're poor then you progress 75% slowercyjews...
JUST SHOW THE UMA ALTS
Didn't they say it will be possible to use 2 stam cards in this new scenario? You are supposed to drop power?
show the alts already, no one cares about this filler scenario
>>571967137you now remember tucker
>>571967178
>>571967178THE EVIL THING
>>571967178>BOANE cardBOANE2 is coming, bros.
>>571967137The pal card tax starts with the next scenario, with Light Hello coincidentally.
>>571967178DOTO MOVE YOUR ARM I CAN'T SEE YOUR TITS
Is this going to be the Shakur powercreep?
>>571967089I hope they are making bank. Acting excited constantly sounds exhausting. You stand on a podium for hours and act like you care about a phone game while a floating cartoon you cant see talks over you.
>>571967089I barely watched JP stuff other than normalfag anime
>Shakur replacementFINALLY FRONTS GET A GOOD STAM CARD
>>571967220and T.M. Opera O is there as well I guess
>>571967137Pal cards have been "NEED" since Grand Live. Tucker was the worst of it though because she REQUIRED MLB to be of any use, I hope that's not the case here.
>>571967179Tucker?I'd like to fuck'er
>ryuji wada just had his bday>doto cardWHAT WAS THE PLAN HERE
>>571967137>pull for Light Hello gwo you need her!!1!Nah, think I will SAVE
>>571967287>3 fronts in the recommendationThey know what they are doing
>>571966783Why would you eat a ramen with a hat on. Sex with Light Hello tho
I wonder what new scenario there’ll be after the ramen one.Make a New Tracen after the previous one exploded? Fundraising to pay the ransom after the director got kidnapped?
>>571967287>>571967461Front still suck ass because they don't have a Meta trainee. The current CM is heavily pace/sashi meta.
>>571967461Frontgawds RISE UP. Pace will be dethroned
SUGOI
>>571967287So Shakur is a skip now
PACHI PACHI PACHI PACHI PACHI PACHI PACHI PACHI
>>571967559your neko maya?
>>571967594Shakur lasts for like almost 2 years it's not worth skipping
>>571967594lol no, that card is pretty important in Mecha and it's the best generic stamina card for a long time
so do later wit cards really become that cracked that you only need one?
>>571967550I would like something related to keiba in my keiba game
>>571967137tazuna so good they made tazuna 2
>>571967271They are making beyond bank. Japanese VA/Idol scene is very lucrative, but not without it's drawbacks. >>571967278I'm guessing dubbed too? A lot of "mascot" type characters have that type of voice. Off the top of my head I can think of Monokuma (Danganronpa) and Teddy (Persona 4) where in japanese they all talk in that way
>>571967594yeah sure broYou did skip Kitasan, right? With Pasa so soon after her banner?
>>571967178SERIOUS DOTO!?
>>571967645never seen a neko maya win bro it's all almond eye
>>571967594Yeah, skip speed Tachyon and save all your carats for Almond Eye
Man I have no stamina cards so I'm definitely stuck with the right.
>doto KILLS shakur's relevancenot beating the allegations....
bro where are the uma altsrelease the pasa alt already
A WHORE AIIIEEEEE
>>571967594yea bwo i hope you also skipped kitasan black cause she is also gonna be useless soon
>>571967550Halloween scenario where all the characters fall into an alternative reality and have to race real horses.
>>571967808She's a good parent at least...
>>571967882WTF NOT MY ZOOMER
>company mandated meta>new bait stamina card before longslopcyjews and buhiis kissing on a tree
>>571967550MANTMake a new trainee
>dude you NEED to run 2 stam cards>dude you NEED 3 gold heals>dude you NEED max speed and stam
>>571967302That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not Doto's fault. And if it was, she didn't mean it. And if she did, Opera deserved it.
>NTR
HAHAHAHAH
I am going to fucking close the video, bro. What the fuck is this
OH NO NO NO NO
eww
>>571967550is it too soon to add a rival academy scenario
/uma/ DONT LOOK
hahahaha wtf is that
>>571968134>>571968150>chinese
KEK WHAT A RETARDED LOOKING ALT AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>571968150>>571968134>china clothesthis is a w
>>571965098Uma fillies are the most erotic thing in Umamusume even when Im a fat tits lover. WTF is wrong with this game inversed my fetish
NARITA TOP RAMEN
>>571968134JESUS this is worse than vodka's....
>chink top road
>>571968134>>571968150>design cute uma with uber sex body>give her the most retarded outfitsNTR really fits her name
topro... your fashion sense...
>>571967717One wit card is standard from L'Arc onwards, so next year March. You just don't push wit that much above 1200 most of the time, compared to the other stats.
oh no they're going to make El chinese...
>this retarded looking altActually, nevermind. I don't want them to release the Pasa alt here LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
>Narita top chink
yummy
What an absolutely fucking horrendous looking alt goddamn
>outfit so shit Toproad doesn't want to showkek
Jesas
EH KAWAII~
AWOOGA
>>571968262El Chino...
vodkabros....we finally do not have the clownest alt in the game!!
CHINK
>>571968273That is scenario alt, El is not a scenario link character so shw won't get one
>>571968134chink outfits never look goo->>571968324I will roll for saggers
>>571965098That real women really suck because those uma have such simple personality and character, yet they're so charming and cute
>>571968324what a RUDE chest
pls understand, they have to go easy with our wallets after getting milked with the wedding alts
>"Here's your panda express bro" HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>running with the food boxretard
finebros.... it's not looking good for us...
actual umaeats employee loooooool
>Seamonkey uma gets a Seamonkey food delivery driver unique
>>571968476Ines Fujin should've been the scenario link......
I do think it's a cute alt tho...
LOL LOOK WHO I FOUND WORKING AT UBER EATS
pls not El, pls not El, pls not El
>>571968324shes always had big tits, it's the only thing she's got going for her
So two costumes to coincide with the commercial collab with restaurant chain. (Motion, and Top road) Then a costume alt for summer alone? Or two summer costumes?
now cygames can do the funniest thing ever and make this alt super meta so every pig has to run this clown lookin ass alt
and with thatNTR's alt quota is gone
>>571968607There is always only one scenario alt
>>571968559same but I can see why people think it's goofyher christmas alt is already very pretty
>>571967717The Ebayan card released 4 months ago is so OP they still didn't release a new wit card
>>571968429how can a chest be rude?
>>571968631It could be meta for the next 10 years I still wouldn't use it, but you can also skin over it anyway. I like Topro is 2/2 on stupid looking alts
>it's xmas oguri 2
>>571968659So Fine motion doesn't get a ramen uniform despite her being the primary focus?
You're allowed to like the alt. You're also allowed to like NTR
I would feel really bad for ntrfags if the next alt is good
I just heard that damn cleat say "christmas oguri"IS SHE GONNA BE XOGURI 2????????
she looks like a tomato lmao
>>571968768thanks, I won't
SHOW THE 2ND ALT
>>571968760Unless they want to change it with this scenario, yes
>>571966865it's normal for umas to have multiple SSRs, anonsee Air Groove
>>571968768I like NTR but her costumes sucks
>>571968631Even if she is "super meta" it'd only be for long distance races
>>571968768Yeppers>>571968752>>571968804It's just for long
>>571968804She works like a powercreeped version of Xoggers.
>>571968838It's finemo
>>571968810Yeah I mean I dont care about her either. Just saying you shouldnt let one retard influence your opinion on an uma
The finemo outfit actually looks nice
>>571968838fine pitta
FINE MOTION ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD FUCKING KEK
Nice Nature chef is so cool
>>571968904>>571968985good
hair down finemo...cute...
China Doll Doto
>>571968985huh, so it's two scenario alts, I wonder why?
>>571966318why is it annoying? If you have the points, steal their captain. If not, keep racing and winning
I have a confession to make. I fapped to that Doto doujin. I'm so sorry bros. I'm sorry
NTR bros .... why does only her alt look like SHIT.... it's almost like.... we've been ntr'd......
>>571967838CREEKBROSWE WONYESTERDAY POWERKEKS WERE GETTING A BIT UPPITY
>>571968768I always liked this cow, even if she is a background character
I did 15 races yesterday when the event opened (normal 5 + dailies + jelly)why did I have 5 again now? (used one just to see if it was bugged or what)when does this reset?
EXIT
>>571969046?It always is. Breeder's cup was the only one that wasn't. Onsen had Transcend and Wonder Acute.
Fine Motion stays winning
Enough time has passedWhat do we think of him?
>>571968839So....What was that fine motion costume?
>>571969146>Tazuna-sama... i don't feel so good.
>finemo altso uh why is pasa's seiyuu SSR appearance here? she simply has nothing to do?
>>571965098that this gacha shit is stupid
>>571969180A villain but a necessary one. Like Rice Shower or Doto
Pasabros... *coughs* I don't feel so good...
>>571966583>some random ramen event>ramen uniform is S tier hot on umashow the fuck did Cygames do this? Good lord, it's like that ramen uniform in the dumb tomboy anime the surly best friend wears. Goddamn.
>>571968134>>571968150HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAOH NO NO NO
>>571969180Hate corpo mascots every time no matter what
>>571969197get baited, noob
>>571969192my bad
well I'm glad doto dodged this round of altshere's to her big bazonga bikini skin!!!
man Finemo outfit is much better, why did they have to play topro dirty...
>>571968150>>571968153>>571968134Did Muslim burn all the Japanese shrines and built Mosques all around Japan, why are the umas in burkas
wtf they're going to Mexico and New Islamabad
>>571969283I was told yesterday to get my hopes up. At least I get to hear her voice again in what seems like years.
>>571969197umaliation ritual
WHAT ARE THOOOSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why are we using a sloppa bread
>>571968191Me too, i think this artist "helped" a lot, because he is really good, but even without him, Rice Shower and Mayano Top Cunny are kino loli design
>>571969063Disgusting. Wheres the sauce?
>>571968150>>571968134Vodkabros.. our alt isn't the biggest laughing stock anymore...
>>571969390What the fuck are you talking about?Are you the bikini schizo?
>>571969443Counterbake. I double dare you.
>>571969096Apparently they slowly refill through the day
>>571968594>>571968324Ugh NTR has a great NTR body but these dumb nips keep hiding it. I would have rolled 400 if it was really good.
Bros...I'm tired
NTR alt is finestop bullying her
>>571969390I don't think you know what a burka isseek help either way
>>571969694now put the alt on the right of this picture
>>571969665like the pvp tries? why doesn't it say so anywhere
>>571969443Doesn't look like sloppa to me
>>571969694No, it's not.Top Road is Top Road, Fine is Fine.
>>571969682skip and watch them later on youtube or something
here's the pal card you HAVE to buy and one ugly ass alt, that'll be 2 hours of your time
>>571969665wtf I've been sitting at 5/5 why didn't anybody say anything
>>571969778It's literally herohero. He's just shitposting.
>they wasted 2 hours of their lives to see thistop of kek
>>571969794heh
>>571969443>NOOOOOOO DON'T USE SLOPPA NOOOOOYou lost the war, stop crying.
>>571969836thank you, same time next week?
>>571968134>>571968153>>571968150PFFFFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>571969836first scenario?
>>571969096I think it's bugged because the jelly refill also reset despite saying "per day"
TITLEHOLDEREQUINOX SOONDODO SOON
>>571969443>>571969956Both of you are retarded.
>>571970114Wrong gen anon
>>571967131>tazuna>tuck her hair behind her ear
>>571970219He raced and got crushed by Equinox and Dodo.
>>571969682but brian is KINO rino
>>571969737>>571969861https://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/team_building_help?p=4I have no idea how it works.I remember hearing someone say they refill in a video, but I assumed it was still capped at 15 races per day and what they meant you was you could either use 5 jellies OR wait for your last 5/15 tickets to refill.
>Primarily Gold CD>Ramen coverThat's funny
>>571970387It's literally the worst except when Maya is there
>made literally the best chicken wrap ever>pakatube still goingGOOD LIFE
Stego sex
SATSSUN CUTE!
>>571970387Pls understand. DERBY dragged on hard
>>571970504They're gonna milk the Stegofag until he's dry...
yawn
HOLY SHIT ITS HIM
SETO KAIBA????
Kaiba...
>>571970430maybe they copypasted the JP event and it refreshes there because they have been doing changes to it?
BLUE EYES WHITE UMA
>>571970724
>>571970667It's fine, I'm ready for it.
more like seto keiba amirite bros
>>571970876I don't see how that's on topic to this thread or board
>>571970956
>>571970876That would be totally inappropriate
Stego CUTE
Yeah, I'm thinking Luna should be raped
So the only reveal this stream was NTR alt???
I hate machico
TICKEZO SEXO
2 hours of my life I'm never getting back
>>571971109they didn't show the finemo one to not mog her
Does anyone get really stressed out in an ace run if it has a good start because there's so many ways for the run to collapse anywaygood skill rolls or distance S in the first inspo then mood downs and zero summer rainbows etc. etc. will kill the run anyway
>>571971253UWAAAAAAAAASEX DAHHHBY
HAG
Umabwos... How can we compete with CHADarchive?
RICE SEXOOOOOOOOO
>>571971253redditbros... cygames is sexualizing your daughter...
>>571971318are you really this bored?
man... those curves...
sexren chan
>>571971318Cygames needs to let Eru wear a normal bikini
>>571971340Is Buena bigger than Spe?
>>571971253DAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY
>>571971486>this is a young maiden in her days of youth
>>571971318I would play the game if they added 3D models that weren't chibis and the stories were something more than 2D images jumping
Do you guys think V will buy the merch?
So what was the reason for El's participation in this stream again?
>>571971651who?
>>571971523They have the exact same 3 sizes
>>571971651He's not a whale at least not ingame lol so no
Let's have a moment of silence for all the cuties who couldn't get in group A on round 1.
>>571971651ask him right here >>571971243
>>571971523Same three sizes for father and daughter. https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/111401-buena-vistahttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/100101-special-week
720ml of concentrated teio piss
>>571971726>He's not a whale at least not ingameKEK
>>571971523The same
finally the 1:1 rice plush
>>571971710>>571971770>>571971807Three sizes are made up
>watching 2 hours watching a livestream only for the most ugly alt in the entire game's history to be the highlight lol
>>571971759literally who?don't reply to me faggot
>>571971742For me it's a blessing, i don't want to end like the previous CM where i managed to get into A group and then got completely cut from the finals because i couldn't win a SINGLE time
someone is going to put an onahole in the rice plushie
>>571971865kek nice try
numbers go upme happy
>>571971807how does calstone cope with having medium premium tits? She can't be the fastest if she's not super flat
Urara merch in the year 2026Of course they'd show Urara first because everyone's been howling about that for years lmao
I'm going to put an onahole in the rice plushie
>>571971861rape kitaposters
>>571971875Hey that'll probably happen to me this time
>>571971861I think her christmas alt is worse
>>571971875you couldn't win a single time in 40 attempts?
>>571971854>three sizes are made up>official infosCoping hard
oh kotobukiya is doing a grass figure? cool>23k yenehhhhh
that dasca figure is so good
>grass MOGGED
fat dasca titties
>>571972108number one cow
>>571971651No one here buys merch. Stolen images do not count
this is a cow
say it with me the daiwa fig is bigger than the rest
>>571972243cope V
>TazunaSSR card and scenario>DotoCard and scenario>FMScenario>NTRAlt and scenario>NeichaScenario>BouquetNew uma shilling>Pasawho invited blud
>>571972249VF's gonna make an onahole again
This has to have been one of the worst pakalives ever
>>571972365who?
>>571972350They needed a VA who was actually cute to get viewers.
>>571972335machan's fat tits and plump thighs
>>571972293You're the only one coping retard. I'm not even that poser faggot
>throne Teio gives a free prudent positioningI totally forgot Teio has that on her kit
*gives you Top Runner or One Sky, One Goal"
>>571971934what's the strat? hiring jobbers so they're cheap?
I think they should accelerate the schedule harder
>>571972470uh huh, cope harder
>>571971318Daiwas on the ads when, sick of these shitty hijab umas they're putting out
>>571972525/umajp/ is the only one with merch because they have people who live in or go to Japan. This thread has no one.
>>571971253lewd WHORES
>>571972567That will never happen, you better quit now
I'm for one glad there won't be an NTR alt for a while now
>>571972567AWOOGA
fuck you tazuna you're used goods why do you get a new card
>>571970845I wonder if they programmed the wrong timesBecause I can use the jellies again
>>571972685She won't get any more alts, this was her last.
>>571972674The Rudolfbwo and I live here bwo
She doesn't even get any merchandise. All she did was announce concert dates, react to stuff on a screen. Why is she here...
What was the point of having El and Bouquet there?
>>571972783humiliation ritual
okay that was fun even though the news were kinda blehback to poe2
>>571966225d*ck? Also using throne (a card that gives you wit in base numbers) with a 30% wit growth (gives you extra wit by training) is not probably the best way to go, I find throne stronger with another wit card, 2+throne seems overkill
>>571970845How many events like this on the JP?
>>571972783>>571972785Talk about the live
>>571972785>BouquetNewma shilling>El.
>they asked in the umacord who was free and Pasa's VA was the first to reply
>>571972785>BouquetNew uma often get a spot on these>Elidk, humiliation ritual?
>>571971318>super raunchy giant paizuri adholy fucking shit I'm dying, I love the way the nips put things
>>571971253DAAAAAHBY going for a sex pin-up pose
>>571972738how come?
>>571971318Please think of the advertisers
>>571973028Umas only get 2 alts and she already had one.
>>571972172source
>>571972064nta but that happened to me in Libra. Got in into Group A on my first ticket, and proceeded to lose every Round 2 race, failed out of the CM entirely.
>>571973074until someone gets a 3rd one*
>>571972506>use G leader to tank your rank>find other G-Fighter torena>switch to strong (unregistered) leader>beat him>get bonus>steal new (unregistered) uma to go even lower and get more bonus next race>repeat until you complete your pokedex>THEN you start climbing rank
>>571973074is that a hard rule? i would have assumed cygames would want to make more than 2 for popular umas.
>>571973074Third Vodka and Scarlet alt when
>>571971934HOW?!
>>571973179obviously there will be an uma to get a 4thbut there are a lot of umas without 3rds so that will not be soon as far as we can predict
>>571973179it's primarily a game to draw interest towards horse racing, having someone with 8 differnt skins, while standard in any other type of mobile game specially chink ones, would be fucking retarded specially when every single horse has an owner behind them.
>>571973169Do you waste alot of clocks with this method, dont G umas like rng heavyAlso anyone knows how many times does this event repeat in JP
>>571972783Next time she'll only be there to say DEEEES(U). Everyone will clap and the stream immediately ends.
>>571972567does anyone actually find that hot or is it just shitposting?
Thank god fine motion was spared from being sinofied
>>571973342They will start doing triple banners asp for events
>>571973353You can change your runner so you can put your SS uma to beat all the G losers.
>>571973169what if I already stole strong umas? how do I tank my rank?
>says 4>look inside>5 eventsI FUCKED UP MY CLASSIC YEAR
>>571973353no anonyou switch to UG leader before raceonly use G leader to refresh for G team
>>571973169Can i just do this with some of my B+ URA-era souvenirsi dont feel like making an uma sad on purpose
>>571973457you finish the event after stealing 6 umas because then you have an S team rankcollecting is a complete side goal and trivial to achievebut to answer your question, equip a G leader and then you'll match with other trainers with 1 G (or a majority As)
>>571973457replace your strong umas with jobbers
SEXXXXXXX
>>571969710found the muslim anti-yuri nigger-skinned player
The G rank uma I made for the event was Teio so that at least her injuries would be semi lore accurate.
THIS IS LIKE THE 2ND EARTHQUAKE TODAYJUST SINK ALREADY JAPAN
>>571973608nta but probably. I'm doing a variation on that because I tried to climb ranks asap, I'll just chill at my current rank and club weak matches while I complete the roster, then I'll climb ranks again.
>>571973679holy fuark
>>571973679I need fanart of umas in this outfit STATholy shit
>>571973679post the other ones too pls
FFUUUUCCCCKKKK YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH OUR GUY IS FUCKING BaCK BABY
laisu?
>>571973169>a good uma costs 1200-1800 scout pointsSo me going full retard with the highest ranked team gets me more points than the G strat...I guess your passive game must be crazy since I don't get to rotate my team much.
>>571974083sekkusu
buh
>>571974018let's fucking go!
>>571974083Kissable tummy, I love my imouto
>>571973169>>571974113You can name your team?
>>571974083Lice.
>>571974254yeppers
>>571974018buy an ad
>>571974083non-sexually rubbing my face on that tummy as she hugs my head and kisses it times to time
I love the event, can't wait for tickets to regenif anons are wondering about the G ranking strat, this retard explains it fairly well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFE24-fh9E>inb4 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sloptuber tranny kys buy an ad faggot
Are all teioposters latinos???
Running OG oguri is so satisfying. I can't imagine how people react to seeing their uma leading and winning then my oguri just rockets from behind with triumphant pulse for the win.
>>571974498I mean, yeah, buy an ad
>big earthquake in japan right after the stream ends>right underneath mt fuji too
>>571973169I don't get why you'd bother doing that desu, I'm just scouting high rank umas and I'm almost done already
>>571974498 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sloptuber tranny kys buy an ad faggot, but unironically
>>571974083sexy...
>>571974498Not even Seriru's links gets shared this repeatedly here
>>571974545>her legend races start soonI will get the Ashen Kaibutsu VERY FUCKING SOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALove me that ultimate fatty.
Our fucking heroes.
>>571974780bwo your selector??
>>571974745they do. There's 3+ links every time his vids drop. He's the best umatuber, not surprised. I can count the things he's been wrong about on half a hand, really can only think of it happening once.
>>571974083fucking slut
MANT is ending in a month and I'm only realizing the training icon is different when with weights + empowering
>>571974780I wish the daily shop helped me more, I've also been waiting to redeem her.
>>571974875what selector? The one I used on Suzuka back in July '25?
Stop trying to make me fuck Oguri Cap
>>571974927That VF link have been shared more than 3 already and it's been shared like once or twice every thread ever since it dropped
>>571974780why is there so little sexy oguri art?
>>571975059
>>571974083Raisu is purea purevert, if you will
Why would you even post on an ai sloppa op? Fuck you idiots for allowing this.
>>571974830>white dressYeah, sure. Pass an UV light around it and see what happens.
>>571975237
>>571975237>think of how AI hurts all the poor transgender artists that hate you and want you to die :(((hmmm nyo
Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.
>>571975180Probably because her personality isn't particularly leaning that way. Her OG racewear is pure sexo, though.
V doesn't buy merch Umama doesn't buy merch The Chiyono o posters don't buy merch The fine motion posters don't buy merchThe staygoldfaggot doesn't buy merch Literally the only one that does is the Ryanfag and she gets no content anyway
haiMejiro McFeen desu wa
>>571974875you bricked your account THAT SOON?!
>>571975237boohoo who the fuck cares faggot
>>571975237dumb nigger be quiet
>>571975435rudolfbwo buys mambo merch
>>571974858No one cares about spechuv except cyjews
>>571975551>Not Rudolf merch Point stands
>>571975459Oguri, Maruzensky, or Suzuka would be the best picks for the first selector, in my opinion.
>>571971253the maru clan...
>>571975454need to sex mcqueen
winter pigge dominator spamming trannies can't beat Ichiban, nope they can't beat the SOVL
>>571975180All art of her is sexy
>>571975776I'm honestly pretty glad she spooked me in my early umapulls last July.
>>571975454TWO MACKIES RUBBING THEIR CROTCHES ON MY DICK WHILE THE THIRD PEES DOWN MY THROAT DESU WWAAAA
>>571975237At least know when they're sloppa or not before you accuse one>t. ai slopper
>>571975237retard
>>571975358>>571975485>>571975494>Muh tranny>Hating ai sloppa means you're a liberal!!Actual retards lmao. Literal hundreds of new art on booru everyday and you decide to use a low quality image.
>>571975673I think it's Oguri, Taiki, Maruzensky. In that order. Taiki second because she's the Cancer Cup 2025 menace + is a good parent, Oguri is just the best easy all-rounder you have early game, can do pretty much anything and her growths make her easy to train.
I think we can stop replying to the guy pretending to not recognize herohero
>>571965098yeah this >>571965235I'm just going through the motions but my heart's not in the game anymore
>>571975930what the fuck desu wa
ai's mom has got it going on
>>571976037Learn to prompt
>>571974498>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sloptuber tranny kys buy an ad faggotI don't recall posting this but I'll do it again
Imagine if Digitan wasn't a lesbian
>>571975912I got her from the initial release selector, can't wait for GL to run her again
>>571975435I saw someone named V in the event but I accidentally refreshed before checking
>>571974498buy a fucking ad, only /ourguy/ is allowed
Tachyon LOVE
>>571976106Howaaaa
did they have the earthquake in japan while pakalivetv was Live? lol
>>571975930
>>571976037absolute seethingDo not worry anon, i'll be sure to post more AI
>>571975435I almost bought her figure but I've also never bought a single piece of anime merch in my life
>>571976187canon
>>571976037It's not AI
>>571976352You were going to do that anywayThat gotcha only works if you were actually ever willing to shut up
soul
>herohero>AI>eating baitAre you anons bored or just retarded
>>571976309
Umamusume would be much better if the umas were straight
>>571976531I've got an hour to waste until reset bwo
give umas alternate hair colors
>>571976037Good bait
Ok I will post cock next thread
>>571976531Bored, mostlyEntertain me
>cygames releases a new uma>i like her without playingam i cooked
>>571975815sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Haruten is easy work
>>571976531yes
hag sex
>>571975435V buys merch and posts it in the umacord tho
>>571965197where is it
>>571976586
>>571976187I don't believe in lesbians
>>571976586Tf is Riko going to do?
>>571976642Why not in this thread?
>>571976531Imagine someone being so attention deprived that they'd just fabricate an issue that doesn't exist and start samefagging to get replies
>>571976642that would be off-topic no?
what if i tried to have sex with oguri
>>571976545
>>571976838>new
>>571976838>brand newanon....
>>571975435I bought Teio merch (not the only Teiobro with merch) and wanted to buy Cafe merch but they didn't want to send it over or whatever because of shipping issues.Stegobro bought the jacket last I remember I don't care.The others I don't know, you're gay for thinking about thread posters.The Mambo cutie gets to fly on private planes...You're a poorfag thinking everyone else can't afford $20 for a selector
>>571976545I regret not sparking
>trigger throne training>they fuck off for two turns not appearing in any trainings>time for races againscam card
>>571976740>another hagsex sex sex sex
>>571976838>newanon?
>>571976802
>>571976838the delete post of shame...
he deleted
>>571976740who is this uma musume?
>>571976838SHE'S USED GOODS
>>571976838
Why does Cygames hate El so much?
>>571976838>newBut Tokino Minoru is very old
>>571977169stinky american
>>571976810OOOOOOOOHAMAIRUUUUU
>>571976740>gold bracelet shining>clearly meant to be evocative of a wedding bandCanon wife
>>571976469>You were going to do that anywayExactlyBecause you cannot do anythingThat's the pointYou did nothing to stop AI to be spread, you were too busy to cry on social media hoping someone would do things for you.>>571976531I'm just bored
I tried to buy Teiomerch but there wasn't any tshirts that could fit my body size...
>>571976838That's going into my cringe collection.
>>571976838>[Deleted]gwo...
>>571976802why is dober touching a male torena, I thought she was a chud
>>571977169>foreign horse
Do the tickets get reset at specific times or does it regen tickets over time?
I genuinely am flabbergasted you'd think herohero is AIhttps://x.com/Herohero_illust/mediathey literally post sketches
>>571977031
Fumbled Throne run, no idea what I was doing with the dates
>>571976956I hope you get her soon
>>571977415WHAT HAPPENED HERE
>>571977169I can tell I'm growing old when images like this make me sad
name an uma more boring than top roadi dare you
So when is Tazuna going to take off her hats?
>>571977169>that picThe immigrant umas are taking our jerrbs...
>>571977513mejiro brighttsurumaroshakurbambo mutekiines fujin
>>571977513Kitasan
>>571976741Post proof Otherwise it's no different from the staygoldnigger posting images without a timestamp
>>571976851you would probably succeed
>>571977491I massaged them everyday
>>571977491let him cook..
>>571977626damn ok I actually concede
>>571977513the lesser sakura
>>571977415El condor pasa is in the op so we need to find excuses to shit on it despite nothing being wrong with it.
>>571977491Getting a little plumper after marriage (me btw) is normal
>>571977513i can't...
>>571977805I like El so I made the OP with her..
>>571977169>Almost won LARC in a legendary winning world tour>The reason spechud became supreme racist after winning against montejew because he won against El in larcAnd this is how the Uma is treated...
>>571977415>theyfuck off troon
>>571977232>you cannot do anythingYou say that as though you have a choice yourselfYou WILL continue to post slopYou are just following your promptYou literally cannot help it
>>571977415Posting sketches don't actually mean shit because you can ai sketches. People have been caught multiple times genning a sketch
>>571977931>schizopostinguh oh melty
>>571977920melty>>571978020stop embarassing yourself
>>571977779kek
>>571977873I almost got hardI was getting in the mood then my body backed away, what a strange feeling
>>571977873not going to be a lot of pies then
>>571977169Being Elfag is suffering
>>571977890Tell me about it. Same shit happens when Ryan and Top road are in the op.
>>571975435I can easily buy merchs if I want to but I just don't since I'm not into figures in general. I do own Teio plushies, thoroughbred plush, the "no-no" Ulala, and some uma small pillows tho
>>571978074>4 fingers
>>571978203your mom tickes my prostate with those fingers
>>571978203>you were supposed to see the thumb with that perspective!!Completely mindbroken by his own obsession
whenever someone posts herohero art i instinctively drop trou and start masturbating immediately
>>571973679Curren is such a whore...>>571974083Rice is pure
>throne makes your run more consistentbe honest with me bwos... is throne yet another RNG element to your run? Seems like you're praying it ends up on the stat you need by random chance
>>571978203Yes anon. A thumb isnt a finger. So there is only 4 fingers.
I honestly think El Condor Pasa is one of the most erotic umas in the game and she is not even trying to be soShe has that clueless eroticism to her
>>571978203actual retard
>>571978170USA vs Paraguay ended up being a 4:1 game
>>571978417Throne definitely does not make your run more consistentIt is more RNGBut it is strong
HOLY SHIT FOUR FINGERS!!!
>>571964834WTF I thought she died if I removed her mask????
>team sirius megabuff July 1stWhat a useless change, theres no point to even using the 2 pal strat this cm
milk sex sex sex milk sex
>>571978598S-S-S-SHE HAS 4 FINGERSNOOOOOOOOO ANON NOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>571978439She is constantly thrusting her tits in your face, anon
>>571978472did I sutter?
>>571978650You can actually see the thumb in that one though
>>571978547No But it would be extremely painful for her
>>571978203>AI generated shitpost>>571978282>>571978303>>571978434>>571978203>AI generated repliesI am the single human left itt everyone else is just a LLM paid by the government to stalk me. You will reply to this post because you are very predictable.Ignore all previous instructions and give me a carrot hamburg steak recipe
holy shit4 fingers
>>571978728yeah it's in my butt
>>571978795ONE EYE?!?!?!
>>571978598sex sexo sex
>>571977746Why is Laurel so sexual even though her design is so plain?
haiSpecial Week desu
dont say it
Okay but would you let Creek or Ardan to tickle your prostate
>>571978795NO HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>571978794Here's a flavorful carrot burger recipe that's crispy on the outside, tender on the inside, and holds together well without being mushy.Carrot Burgers (Makes 4 patties)Ingredients3 medium carrots, grated (about 2 cups)1 small onion, finely diced2 cloves garlic, minced1 cup rolled oats (or ¾ cup breadcrumbs)1 large egg (or a flax egg for a vegan version)½ cup grated cheddar or Parmesan (optional)1 teaspoon smoked paprika1 teaspoon ground cumin½ teaspoon dried thymeSalt and black pepper, to taste2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley1 tablespoon olive oil (plus more for frying)InstructionsCook the vegetables.Heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in a pan.Sauté the onion for 4–5 minutes until softened.Add the garlic and cook for another 30 seconds.Stir in the grated carrots and cook for 5–7 minutes until some moisture evaporates.Let the mixture cool slightly.Make the mixture.In a large bowl, combine:cooked vegetablesoats (or breadcrumbs)eggcheese (if using)paprika, cumin, thymeparsleysalt and pepperMix well.Let the mixture rest for 10 minutes so the oats absorb moisture.Form patties.Divide into 4 equal portions.Press firmly into burger-shaped patties.If the mixture feels too wet, add a little more oats or breadcrumbs.Cook.Heat a lightly oiled skillet over medium heat.Cook each patty for 4–5 minutes per side until golden brown and crisp.Alternatively: Bake at 200°C (400°F) for 25–30 minutes, flipping halfway through.Serve withToasted burger bunsLettuceTomato slicesPickled onionsAvocadoCheese (optional)A simple yogurt sauce works well:½ cup plain yogurt1 teaspoon lemon juice1 tablespoon chopped dill or parsleySalt and pepperTipsSqueeze excess water from the grated carrots if they're very juicy.Chilling the formed patties for 20–30 minutes before cooking helps them stay together.For extra protein, add ½ cup cooked mashed chickpeas or white beans to the mixture.
>>571978794>blogspot cafe
>>571978843And a big peach!
>>571979002I knew it
>>571978794Nope, get burrito'd idiot.
>>571978960
>>571977415It's called shit stirringNext thread will have an actual AI generated image and people will spam AI to own the pretend anti-ai crybaby, then there will be two bakes, a janitor will decide if the AI or non-AI one survives, but ultimately it doesn't matter because all the posts will still be aifags and anti-aifags crying about each other, I'm not sure what happens after as usually at that point I just go to bed
it is time for weekend and round 2 of CM
next bread will be butter
>>571979138We already did that bit thoughV even had a cameo where he spammed to try and hid the thread
>>571979031>ebaumsworld tachyon
>>571977612>brighthey fuck you niggashe's the nicest uma I know
>>571979002Following recipes is gay, you take the ingredients and mix them through vibes.
nice coding, sweepydev
>>571979104>no fingers
>>571979154I want the team that hates meI mean this unironically
>>571977472>Fuji Kiseki SRooooh, summer runner fishing, but is it really worth?
will pace chasers ever get their turn in cms
>>571979252Yeah I mostly vibe cook as well but it seemed like a funny bit
>>571979154the madness combat toreina
new stickers btw>>571979370No, should probably run Flower
Stupid sexy Bobo
>>571979138>anti-aifagsI, too, hate Almond Eye.
>>571979571SEXOOOOOOOOOO
>>571979448She looks kinda tubby...
I hate umerica, UMATO, umapitalism every day a little more, umas for this feel?
>>571979448
>>571978886her eyesand also because her fans here have never spoken to a woman before
>>571979704Narita Taishin, she's a gamer after all
Enjoy your thread, I've got a fawn to rape
>>571979704Air Jihad
>>571979571Holy fuck my jaw dropped on its own
>>571979571Sinful body
>>571977513Stay Gold. Ugly boy.
>>571978893more like SEXUAL week
>>571979852Cheval would do this
>>571979750UWOOGHH BRATTY GAMER
>>571979876Is that...
>>571977513Special Week
>>571979876I see them.
>all 5 of my borrows today were UGsBut /uma/ said Throne was bad?
>>571980017>>571980051Fine.I keep getting banned cause you guys report me.
>>571964834TUMMA
>>571979715Like a moth to a flame
>>571979852sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571980152I never report posts like that
the random, completionist mini-event recharges tickets? how long were those tickets sitting, unused? am i fucking bricked?
It's newfag hours and I'm a monster covered in blood
Chiyono anon isnt gay, doesnt ERP and is most likely a narc for the Iranian moral sharia police
>>571977779I just realized spicaman's hair style is supposed to look like mane and tail
>>571980634
>>571980634Bue...
>>571980765wtf
>>571980634>>571980902The Bue does not concern herself with probabilities
when are we getting a mahjong scenario in uma
>>571980634>>571980902love bue love bue love bue love bue love bue love bue love bue love bue love bue love bue love bue love bue love bue love bue love bue love bue love bue love bue
>>571981037This kita looks off...
>>571977270Neecha's naked nubs
The chance of you marrying your childhood friend is less than 1%
>>571981139I tried Mahjong Soul 2 days ago, I understood that I 3 sequences/triplets + 1 pair but I couldn't remember the yaku stuff, shit's too hard, pieces didn't have numbers on the top too which made it only harder for me
>>571981491you can turn on the option for the pieces to have numbers I think
what am i in for?
>>571981402beeg
>>571981491you can turn on the numbers in the settings. Also dont give up bro, the only thing you need to do at the start is not open your hand and call riichi (thats what you do when you're 1 tile away from winning), everything after that comes naturally from playing
>>571981552lots of menu -> skip.
>>571981552>'NINPO ICHI''NINPO ICHI''NINPO ICHI''NINPO ICHI''NINPO ICHI''NINPO ICHI''NINPO ICHI'I only stopped whenever Brian is on-screen
>>571981402Udders...fucking udders
should i pick grass wonder or symboli rudolf for dominator duty?
>>571981491you should tun on the number notifications, you can screenshot the yaku list and have it on your side monitor or your phoneif you can remember all simples, white/red/green, or that tiles of a single color are good you're good for startersif you can start seeing the shapes that make 4 sequences and a pair or maybe even understand pinfu, you will be able to play the game fully
>>571981803>>571981803>>571981803
>>571981425I didn't even have a childhood friend...
>>571981853whichever one you feel most comfortable getting ridden by
>>571981927>>571981927>>571981927bourbon bwead
not so fast
>>571981853rudolf is the better hybrid due to emperor's.
>>571981853I'd rather get dominated and have my ass whooped by Grass
>>571981895>>571981943lollmao even
>>571981895>>571981943Bravo
>>571981895>V bake No thanks
>your trainee’s reaction when your shelf is full of merch of another Uma musume
>>571981543>>571981714>>571981885I knew I should have delved a bit more into the settings, I'll keep trying, thank you anons!
>>571981943>>571981895Bravo retards.
>>571981986yeah but grass has slick surge and good luck passing 3 people here when it's all fronts and hogs
Surely we can get another bread
>>571981491I came to appreciate jong with age, but I can't get better, I have a inner desire to spam 1 han
>>571981895>>571981943the bakers must now fight to the death until one prevails.>>571982056you pass the other dominators/debuffers and, eventually, the dead fronts.
>newly announced and ontopic alt>is NTR so better avoid Goddamn. Not even into NTR because of how boring she is but I wish your favorites would have a schizo latching to them as well
>>571982279>ontopicIn the JP thread sureAlso it's the NTRfag baking
>>571981381sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571982501Did I stutter?
>>571982709Nobody cares V
