Previous: >>571981927>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Air Shakur (3*), Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold City, SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>571999109Laisu!
curren thread
>>571999109Total Villain defeat
>>571999109Man a whole wave of torenas I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>xog against ogog>xog in the lead>ogog procs if losing win>my xog procs stretch>wins by a noseThat was kinda fun
rejoice!soon mantblazer will be dead and you can press training buttons once again!
>>571999372*blocks your shitpost*
>>571999109>ai sloplol
Are you gonna start playing again next month after MANT ends
>>571999372reminder: MANT/TB is considered one of the best scenarios the game ever released while GL is one of the worst.
>find team with no sprinters and UG VBourbon>Put my TT Air Groove against it to recruit her>C distance VBourbon wins 3 times until I finally win by a neckFront Runners are so gay man
Can someone give me a quick rundown on pakalive? I missed it as I was installing ac.
>>571999607GL is where the mass exodus happened in JP
>>571999691chinese dress ntr alt and a new stam card to powercreep shakur paired with a Tazuna+LH pal card
>>571999507retard
Yeah Im giving up on Throne+Sirius, this is horrendously badMaybe after the July 1st patch because Throne on its own isnt even that good and Sirius is an automatic bricking
>11 sprint sparks>need to only proc 1 for the run to be valid>like 10th runs in a row where this doesn't happen
>:)
Light Hello is this close to giving me an adult woman fetish
mackween...
>>571999795>ace domsBased sub
>>571999691
UMADash bros it’s time againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOa3_O3HjRQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOa3_O3HjRQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOa3_O3HjRQ
Bros I think I have food poisoningMy tummy hurts and im shivering like crazy
>>571999615>Send a pace chaser against a front>Uncontested A&S, rapes youWere you expecting anything else?
>>571999735So what's the next problem then? >mant takes too longfixed in GL>muh RNGanons said this isn't a problem because you can decide to drop runs earlyWHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH GL THAT MADE NIGGERS QUIT THEN
why are we posting in a sloppa thread ._.
>>572000075buy an ad
Tsuru's part in the main story where she lashed out as Spe as if they're anywhere near equals is so cringe man.It worked in the anime twice because 1. Grass was stronger and Spe was being a retarded Suzukafag2. Turbo really looked up to Teio and their "rivalry" was one-sidedAnd here we have a neposhitter who never made it talking shit as if she had G1s comparable to Spe.
>>571999781Thanks>>571999615Luv me nigekiri
>>572000075I like this nigger
>>572000098Just a bug that wouldn't matter to us since it'll be fixed before they implement GL
>>572000098I mean the rng, which is a problem. Sure you know your run will be bricked by the end of junior year, but it's still frustrating bashing your head against the wall. That and hog meta will mean training for cms will kinda suck ass (assuming no evo skills)
i love throne
>>572000154>>571999507t. seething AI jeet
>>572000180then why did she lose
>>572000083i hugged a toliet for three hours, eventually falling asleep next to it, after some wagie gave me undercooked chicken at a wendys.
>first le vandalized thread>then le troll thread>then le ntr thread>now ai slop thread
guys dont fall for the mare wife propaganda
>>572000353and all by the same two anons too
>>572000280It's V seething that everyone ignored the BBB thread again
>>572000098It might be something to do with the Throne rugpulling so global might not have the same GL exodus thanks to foresight
>>572000421You mean V and W (who is also V)?
>>572000353Somebody has to deal with these unemployed anons
>>571999314I don't look like this
please just make one uma general at a time
Delicious flat chested uma
why can't you retards just use the thread and ignore the OP image if it's baitthey want you to cry about it and threadsplit
>>572000075Feels like I remember his name and turns out I was correct.This guy's literally /here/
Why did the announcer refer to Special Week as The Ruler of Japan not even halfway into the Japan Cup race
>>572000092nta but>find team with no fronts>send in VBurb>lose to Oguri overtakaking uncontested A&S VBurb
>>571999520Cute Journey
talking in the third person again are we now
>>572000545Nobody cares that your dead gacha general got bumped off the catalog
>>572000297How tf you eat undercooked chicken? Cant you taste something is wrong with it?
>>571999781>Tazuna+LH pal cardholy threesome sex
Dammit I did not notice that the dream team missions hadn't reset yet and did 3 tickets. Did I just brick myself?
>>572000353see >>561246108 He's still assblasted months later.
>>572000180>not equals>yet Spe lost to herhmmmmmmmm
Someone bake a proper bake
Tachyon LOVE
>>572000653everything is scripted
>>572000805ah yesthe one sole unique person to ever hate your zero effort slopmust be a personal grudge against you
>>572000661>Find team with no fronts>Send in solo front>She loses
https://x.com/kashiyuki_yuki/status/1925673156955558142Are we still pretending to be retarded?
>>572001031GOLEM GET YE GONE
>Make Debut not playing during Special Week's final spurtCringe
>>572000636Proofs that he's here?
>>572000584>visible ribs
>>572000745The ticket + mission refresh is the same as CM refresh surely I think the 5 tickets we got just now was from finishing the 75 carats daily mission
Yae
Are there even any late phase skills for fronts besides fucking homestretch?
>>572000745no because you can just do the dailies tomorrow after ticket refresh if need be
>>572001112why would a zoomer understand this meme?
>>572001193your barcarole?
>>572001193Barcalole
>>572001048I told you its the jealous AI jeet seething and lashing at genuine art being slop to falseflag
>>572001193any straight skill
The new main story concert song is kinda ass
>>572001249despite being a zoomer Helios only appeals to uncposters
>>572001249helios is from the 90's gwo
>>572001126That guy was on commentator booths on some 4chan cup matches, or at least the board cups/events.
>>572001140no, the entire server got a ticket refresh for some reason. this happened at some point overnight.
>>572001193OG Bourbon unique.
yall niggas get off to this shit?https://www.iwara.tv/video/DzyQBd7nfg3LmY
>>572001292>>572001316I don't have faggot umas in my stables.>>572001327>triggers earlyheh
>>572001048I went to check too but he does have "AI 使用" (ai use) in bio
>>572000926You can do it yourself gwo, please counterbake and report back :)))
>>572001193You're already at the front don't be greedy frontbro
>bro the throne is fucking cracked bro just recreate before senior summer you'll see bwoher recreation lasted for TWO turns
>>572001509umamusume is a gambling game
>>572000953Nice self report :)
>>572001564The final recreation lasts for 4. All it really does is ensure you don't get a rainbowless summer.
>>572001518I have to. Fuck oguris.>>572001493That would be extremely painful because I'd have to grandparent roll it if I want to inherit VBourbon skill as well.
>>572001031>solo frontBwosky thats just asking for it. Unless you are ug1+ dont bother.
>>572001472No wonder the name felt familiar
want to goon but can't get it upis there an uma for me?
>>572000745>>572001226nvm the tickets are supposed to refresh at the same time as the dailies they just gave us extra tickets for some reason
>>572001512This bait almost got me, good one
>>572001641don't have girlfriend:>oh god, the most important thing in life is a companion that i care for and cares about meacquire girlfriend:>oh god, the most important thing in life is literally anything else except showing my girlfriend how much i appreciate herhow to fix this?
>>572001494yea
>>572001760Haru Urara
>>572001193Mcqueen ult on long track is late-race
rate day 2 of cm15 post throne
>>572001846loving yourself more
KIMI TO
>>572001512>heare you sure about that, sis?
>>572001709>The final recreation lasts for 4.uhhhh forgot your Oguri bwo???who the fuck are you trying to fool when I literally JUST said it only lasted two turnsobviously the number of turns is fucking random
>>572001726Unironically the best combo for us fronties right now is to get a front oguri parent, next to the usual seiun. The problem is no one bothers to make front xoguri parent.
>>57200193717/20I don't have Throne aces
>>572001786retard
>>572001760Wonder Acute
the announcement says tickets reset at 10 PM UTC (i.e. banner reset time) but maybe they fucked it up and did it at 10 AM UTC instead
>>572001760Sweep Tosho
>>572001937haven't ran into any throne aces, I have ran into some shitty umas with ref light tho
I just took TWO massive SHITS and i feel great!Which uma is for me?
>>572001846Get a girlfriend you actually care aboutI.e. get a girlfriend you don't think you're better than
>>572001760Me
>>572002096It's Opera
>>572002046>AI使用・無断転載禁止
>>572002109why is Cyjews allowing threesomes now?
>>572002109Tell me about Tazuna. Why does she wear the hat?
Holy tummied
>>572001512Wanna see a real slop OP?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/554075010/#554075465
>>572002103>a [girl] you don't think you're better thandoesn't exist
>>571995312It's a bonus applied to your entire team while they race in the event, just like the individual bonuses for having 'recruited' umas and them being checked off on your list.
>>572002260無断転載禁止 Is a standalone statement. All artists has that one
Round 2 finally starts today, aren't you excited? You remade that ace that it took you 2 weeks to make in a single day! And you will be queueing on reset, right? We fear no Xogger, right? Because you have le epic thronerinno that surely will give you the plat, let's queue together on reset anondacchis~
>>572002279Holy Tickezo SEX
yall have zero reading comprehension
missed an epithet because I chose the wrong race on instinct award
>>572002415bratty teio...
>>572002279Why do they keep putting Rice in skimpy outfits
why are frontfags so goddamn greedy>waaah i just have perfect accel>waah i get to always be first in front>waaah why cant i also get 0.45 target speed buff for the final straight
Spe-chan's special Arima Kinen cutscene was kino but stealing a canon win from Grass doesn't feel rightDidn't people complain when El drew with Spe in the dahby during S1? I thought changing race outcomes was an anime thing
V won
>>571999456>soon mantblazer will be dead and you can press training buttons once again!Just be nice to freely train Umas that have the wrong aptitudes again
>>572002713how can they be wrong
>>572001991I guess it lasts longer if you're an honest player. Sorry TOOTS, maybe play a more honest character next run and you'll get to sit on THE THRONE.
>>572002565Curren is a bad influence
>>572002394it's not standalone, ・ combines the two
>>572002759im pretty sure bwo means any uma below C mile aptitude
>>572002624the biggest avatar fags here are all front mains of course they would be greedy
>>572002625Yeah and why didn't Suzuka actually fucking die in her story?
>acupuncturist visit>hmm winning chakra gives 2 hints for recovery options and one is corner recovery I could risk it>no, she just straight up LEARNS THEMthis is an insanely funny brick....
Are jp scenarios not 6 months anymore? They had island when global launched I think, then hot spring, America, and now ramen. So 4 scenarios, while we're only on our 3rd scenario???
>>572003084idk bro do i look like i play fucking jaypee
>>572003084they're shorter now, I think 4 months
>the throne agenda that i blindly copy and pasted is for triple crownabsolutely fucking disgusting. anyone have a tiara throne route that i can blindly copy and paste?
>>572002960>ntr, teio, spe>all fronts btw.However I do believe latefags have the right to complain as this cm is emagainst them. My ug1 grass performed really bad.
>>572002981Learns them for free?
>>572000584Umazing, all my cum belongs inside her umanko
>>572002981just take it as is, if straightaway doesn't proc in the first two straights there was no guarantee hydrate was gonna proc either
>>572003235nta but yes it's always been like that
Why did we let V win?
>>572003235Yes, I wanted to go to teach her corner recovery for kikuka sho but as you can see by the image, they're already obtained
>>572003143Nyaruhodo
>>572003187yea i just made up my statement to spite frontfags lol
>>572003350no it hasnt
>>572002960What? If you're talking about Falcofags don't they avatarfag on /vm/?
>>572003350Thats amazing, i couldve done so much with that. >>572003386Well, she also bricked you with straight.
>>572003406Yes it has
>>572003462it's also a very low chance to succeed
>>572003406yes it has, since URAit was always 300 free skillpoints
Here comes the RAPED >>572002960
KILL UMAS NOW
>pace chasers are so bad this CM everyone decided making them late surgers was more useful
>>572001564It's getting buffed in the patch next week
Zamn my S+ uma is the seventh favorite in the Team Sirius tryouts even though everyone else is A
horsemeat at it again
>>572002759I just meant bad for Mant
Yaeno Muteki claims a podium
Remade my Zoguri
>throne gets buffed>after the CM>next CM is sprint so nobody runs throne>MANT ends, throne retired
>>572003786he really is single-handedly responsible for shitting up so many threadshate that guy
How much does guts matter for front this CM
>>572004020yep, dont pull
>>572004020After trying throne once as a borrow. I feel like it'll still be useful as a borrow during GL considering and assuming you'll own Tach + LH MLB that time
>>572004020stop noticing.
>>572004138none
>>572004020MLB it, the $1200 spent is a worthy investment and you can't just roll it on some throwaway alt that has a funny description on it's profile
>>572004020You shouldn't run throne? You still get a bunch of wit and speed for it
mister cockballs
>>572002415I must correct Teio
>>572004189Yeah dude everyone on the jp kr and cn server was actually just bad at the game and throne will stay meta in gl
>>572003621>late surgersDober and Ryan's uniques>pace chasers not the Cinderella Grey???
>>572004020you should definitely pull for it bro you still use it for one CM at the beginning of GM
>>572004294You run a sprint card so you get accel gamba.
>>572004020Japs said its a toilet seat.
>>5720043681st part of your sentence is true. 2nd part idk
>>572004374encountered some tachyon and chiyonos, mind you i don't know if chiyo's unique procs consistent as a latealso another anon here making a doto late
Went to Chinatown and got some stuff from the deli
>>572004521>mind you i don't know if chiyo's unique procs consistent as a late
>>572004594Oh my god, CORNKonichiwa upboat anon
this game is awful
>>572004594Suddenly I'm craving for corns
>>572004020I love these monkeys
>>572004374>>572004521 (me)oh wait i get what you meant, yea idk what uniques could you give to a pace to win other than trying the 3 xoguri recoveries or dober unique too, and it's still fairly inconsistent>>572004631well i'll be damned
Does NTR know what a bra is
>>572004594there's a kernel of truth to your posthopefully people laughing at your setup didn't foil your enjoyment
>>572004594>these portion sizesyou're either a femboy or a biological woman.
>>572004689It’s uphill from here
>>572004594fuck that shit up my umagga
um isn't this a little too expensive for a potential unlock
>>572003424NTA but A group of fags =/= avatarfags, an avatarfag is a specific person that uses a specific character. For example Teiobros/Teiofags are not avatarfags, they're just teioposters. Someone like V is an avatarfag because he uses mirako and NTR as signatures. Plus, while I don't go to /vm/ often. I've never seen an avatarfag there.You're using the terminology incorrectly and it triggers my autism
>>572004594is the rest of your house also covered in tinfoil?
>>572004812she is hunting for old men who like saggers
>>572004913you just wanted to show off
>>572004812god I hope not
>>572004913shut the fuck up nigga
>>572004669>>572004708I fucking love cornWhen I was a kid sometimes I would just have a can of corn for dinner (heated and with a bit of butter)>>572004815Sex with Rudolfposter>>572004837I think it just looks smaller than it appears? This is like 8oz of rice, at least 4oz of meat, and 1.5 cups of corn>>572004960Nyo
>>572004837One day burgers will learn you don't need to eat 1 pound of food on each meal
>>572005106only spe bounces like this
>>572005106Nobody bounces like this
>>571934331>>571934421I tried to get all-turf on Taiki again but then after the career, I didn't get it only to realize you CAN'T get Miss all turf on Taiki because her debut race is a fuckin dirt
>>572005150Same. I also fucking love corns I could an entire can if I mix it with a butter, and also with cheese powder
>>572004776https://youtu.be/oF9UDFX2gw8
I’m Mexican, I love corn
forgot a hammer (again)
I could not look back, you'd gone away from meI felt my heart ache, I was afraid of following youWhen I had looked at the shadows on the wallI started running into the night to find the truth in me
so do you run 2 wit plus throne, or 1 wit plus throne
>>572005052no>>572005138you don't have to be mean, i was just asking...
corn is good but i love mile more!
early umasumiEU heat is bad
>>5720055732+1 18 power sparks
>>572005329Smartest taiki enjoyer
Yeah well I love PORN
I FUCKING HATE SPECIAL WEEK
wife
>>572005706
>>572005573how are you going to cap stats with only 2 cards neigha
>>572005706Get an ac neigher.
>>572005706Just move to Norway
>>572005710you can go just KSB for xoguri and cap speed with ease, or adding Shinko will make it more consistent.
>>572005530Prophetic image.
>>572005751https://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpg
>>572005932nta but i cant
>temperature reaches triple digits>europeans collectively writhe in anguish and fear it must be a precursor to the end of the entire speciessoft ass continent. no wonder hitler almost single-handedly conquered all of you.
Fine, V LOST
>>572006217God said alright that’s enough and just started bleaching France off the map
>>572006217Uma Musume?
>>572006217I mean do you see the kind of bills they try to pass in the EU? All the migrants they have a QUOTA to reach?They've lost the sauce. UMAMUSUME PRETTY DERBY!!!!!!!
>>572005964imagine the french umas betting your trainee that if she wins she spends a night with you
>>572006217>the complete anhiliation of humanity is coming to Europe>out long lasting enemy, the Sun is finally making his move>but then, the colonies come up with a plan, one single machine that can stop this from happening
>>572006217eurokeks are more concerned with muh russia and how backwards, and racist muh america is. A sad lot indeed
any frenchmen herei hope not
>>572006083Why?
>my trainee showed up with another man
McQueen didn't have sex with her trainer until after graduation
>france right nowhttps://youtu.be/wbIoa4zA9Vg
>>572006728I bet I could star in a movie like that.
post something refreshing
>>572006768because i live in a shitty fucking apartment and can't install one
imagine how sweaty uma feet are in europe right now...
>>572007081
>>572007106Get a mobile one or a split then. Trust me its worth it.
>>572007106anon, my dog could install a window AC unit.
>>572007107my feet don't get sweaty even when the rest of my body is drenched
>>572006217>temperature reaches triple digits>water boils
>>572007106>Landlord said I couldn'tHave you tried boiling that nigger alive?
Guinea pig! Are you trying to break my legs? We've done 3 in a row and you want me to go for a 4th? You know my legs are fragile...>Don't worry, Tachyon! With this drink you'll feel better, and I've got another that'll fill you with energy for our weight training. You'll hate it, but a bit of sugar balances it all out!You dare use my methods against me....Torena-kun!?
>>572007107Imagine how sweaty umama is right now
>>572007107very
wait so is tsuru-chan like teio but internal instead of external injuries
>my trainer showed up with another man
>>572007081juice
>>572007481what does cuyeyo mean?
>>572007328just because your socks are doing their job doesn't mean your feet aren't 1) getting sweaty and B) smelly.
I HATE MANT
>>572007489Not leaving your computer chair for a whole twelve hours will do that to your ass cheeks
Fuck I thought the last few threads were an improvement we are reverting again
what is blud doing
>>572007757Last thread was a rebellion thread against ntr and this is an AI slop thread bwo
next bread will be butter
>>572005796Wears a mask to hide her downy face
???????????WTF is this goofy ass card doing
Even the game acknowledged that Shakur is a boy...
https://x.com/i/status/2070506775028326521Sus
>>572007481Funnyroo!
hello?
POV you're a Mejiro Maker about to be lent to some pent-up friends
Comfy
>medslop killed /uma/Can't wait for Sprintkino to revive this general
>>572008775sorry taishin, best i can do is maybe half of that ruler
>>572007835You lower your MMR after qualifying
>>572002109Threesome with Light Hello and Tazuna
>>572008775does anyone else like to compare the length you can insert your dildos to the length of your penis
>>572002109does the hat stay on during umapyoi?
>>572008886Anyone whose posting is dependent on CM is not worth reviving
>>572009113sounds like someone didn't qualify
>throne activates when I'm in the middle of G1 races>don't have stamina for it the next turn or focuses on a useless stat>disappearsReal nice card guys.
>>572009214I auto-select bro, I expect to not qualify
>>572008886Im ngl, I sorta moved to /vm/a. I only check here now during the CMs.
>>572009268>he pulled for throen
Which musume uma is the most cockcrazy?
>>572009350me
Seiun Sky gets added to the daily legend races once GL starts right?I might as well just wait for that instead of pulling for her at this point right?
>>572009470curren…
>>572007963Creek love
they should have made throne a sweepy card it'd at least make some sense how it fucks off randomly
>>572009350Me!!
>>572009470you're sadly a ningen transvestite though
>>572009350mayano top cunnystill in lovecum bucket
Pull for her alt
N-No Dober, no!
>>572009470Dober says this>>572009619Falco says this
MY HYBRID DOMS ARE DOING A LOT BETTER THAN MY PACE ACE
>>572009839a win's a win
>>572009268Im actually having a real problem.Throne-Kitasan-Med SI can only get 2 at the same time its insaneAre these events going to be a pain in the ass in the future where the chain wont finish with 6 SSR decks
>>572009947Don't use 6 SSRs
I cant go to sleeeeeeeeepStupid sun
too fucking hotand tomorrow is more of the sameI can't breathe
>gives you a burger
Dream Team is a nice mix in the game, I'd rather play Uma Manager 26 than endlessly tap for 1 guts 2 star pace sparks
Your AC?
you can AC deez nuts on yo face
>>572010819inai
Tune in
>>571937408STOP POSTING COMPRESSED/SHRUNK VERSIONS OF ART
thinking about honeyade
>>572011005yay!
ad buy
>>572010819europoors have no HVAC systems otherwise their energy grids would explode
>>572011060Or what?
>>572010819Turned off because it's Winter
i actually really like VF's videos
Oh no no no european bros your ac
>>572010952what an extraordinarily rude, pointed image
>>572011090does Teio go commando?
>>572008109I can’t wait to roll for Pearl.Just one more month…
gawrsh
>>57201081925. I know it could be higher but my DM is stingy with magic items...
>>572006901Yeah, as damsel in distress
>>572011392underrated hot
>>572011005>>572011101>MANT>WITGOD>Hates MANT>Plat 1>VFaggot>Loves MANT>Plat 0>Burnsout What a retard
>>572011318
that fucking BRAT needs correction.
>>572011479
>>572011690is a higher or a lower number at the bottom better?
>plan to metafag for round 1 part 2>make a taiki shuttle ace instead
>I showed up with another trainer's trainee
>you can't date during summeryou fucking retard fuck
I wonder which one had more work put into it
>>572012059aren't they different makers and prices
>>572012059brutal umogging
>>572012059paizuri and naizuri combo
>>572012169Yes
you wouldn't fuck a failed umamusume
bucket > chang
>>571999314I do this with him
>>572012059isn't the right one a $6 prize figure?
>>572012493this
>>572012493cumbucket doll
>>572012542No it's kotobukiya and is guaranteed to actually look better than Phat when it releases
I sold my soul
>>572012059grassbros....
Is Throne good for new players or do I wait for something else
>>572011893the current understanding is that the number is the combined amount of other umas that the finalists beat on the way. the larger the number, the higher the combined WR% of the participants which should translate to a more challenging finals. people will flex their high number or bash others for a low number.
>>572012415
>>572012596Nice Tachy
>>572012690throne will literally be completely useless 3 weeks from now
>>572012671Winning is all that matters, anything else is naught but the howling of the defeated.
CM16I need to know if Fairy Tails are real986785809867858098678580
how come foot fetish femdom artwork is always the guy licking the girl's foot and not the girl forcibly shoving her foot down his throat
>>572012723that's my friend
My oshi? Warming the bench right now!
>>572012927i dunno think about it
>>572012690If you just started then fuck around for 4 weeks if you've got 90k jimmies and access to a credit card then borrow it and learn the game until the next scenario hits
>>572012690No you should wait for the tachyon/light hello banner next month. You ideally want to have 50k+ Carats saved for that one.Throne is a card only good in this scenario and we're in the final month of Trackblazer, so it'll be a brick very soon
IT'S FRIDAY!!!! POST 'EM IF YOU HAVE 'EM
yes oguri is my oshi, why do you ask
>>572012671at least you used sex nature instead of grass i guess
>>572013069p-post what
>>572012927Reverse ryona is what you're looking for
>>572012927making a demand and receiving compliance is fun. shoving your foot down someone's throat is assault.
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about VF. u wouldnt say this shit to him at the racetrack, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
>>572013069>>572013138THEM
>>572013069'EM IF YOU HAVE 'EM
>>572012946
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/iN7bychttps://jiggie.fun/iN7byc
Whats a good basic food processer? /uma/ helped me with air fryers, so I may wish to seek advice once again
nigga how can you fry air
>>572013294she won
>>572013294I like being in the chair too, how fitting
>>572012875>>572012671You guys get it.
SUPREME RACIST
>>572013382The only two kitchen devices you will ever need are an air fryer and rice cooker. Maybe a mixer if you like making your own smoothies
>>572013294belno would never
>>572012921Results.>died to the evil PDMFug, let's do that again.685034216850342168503421
>>572013486KIMI TO
>>572013519Furashu would NOT say this
>>572013574Testing before the gamechanging patch eh
MCQUEEN IS LEGAL BY THE END OF MAIN STORYSHE IS BREEDABLE
OISSU
>>572013294belno requires correction
>>572013746>legal>breedablethese aren't even related
>>572013738I can't just go to sleep until 07/01
>>572013017right now I only care about the URA Finale scenario, there's no way I can beat the other two without any support cards>>572013037>you should wait for the tachyonffs she is the one I use the most, wtf am I supposed to do with all these carrots
>>572013569
>>572013807
what the
>>572013927Unfortunately some umas just suffer from having cards that are too good to not use. You will hate yourself in the next ~9months if you don't have the Tachyon speed card at at least 3LB
TM Opera is like "im also in this story" in the final chapter
You wouldn't fuck a coughing baby, would you?
>>572014235Put a coughing baby in the coughing baby
>gametora says throne's end of career event gives +23 speed/wit/SP>it's actually +24I COULDA PRESSED POWER FUCK
>>572013635HASHIRI KISOI GOAL MEZASHIHARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSICZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO OMOI
>>572013574Results.Yeah, this odd sense of dejavu that Fine Motion is great for sprint seems to be a nice passtime to mine for. Thanks for joining.
>>572014235she has to cough on my cock as chocking on it
>>572014235what's the lore behind her two left feet?
>>572013927Look at it this way. You should be thrilled your favorite uma is going to be supporting every other uma you train for the next half a year or so. She is always with you.
>>572014458retardalways level up the card before you check
I want Shakur to forcefully give me a tongue piercing and when my tongue bleeds she licks up some of the blood and kisses me and makes me swallow my own blood while pushing down on the fresh piercing with her tongue when she sees me losing focus on the pain
>>572014518Sorry, your Fine Motion was being weighed down by all the cum I poured into her last night.
happy 1 year of globalfaggots
>>572014458why does +1 matter
>>572014602Weird
>>572014804think about it for just a few seconds, anon.
>>572014715creek would never say this.
>>572014715the anniversary was 2 days ago...
>>572014148does that apply if I don't give a fuck about pvp? are the second and third scenarios really that hard?
>>572014518>those pace downslmfao
>>572014917I mean if you think about it too a difference of ONE is not going to win or lose you to race lol retardgwo
>>572014715thanks *smooch*
>>572013519Mhm yeah a mixer, I like blending frozen fruits
>>572015052now post your platinums
>>572015045you need 10 midrace skills and 1600 wit or you die
Runaway just makes fronts immune to pace down, huh?
>>572015189If you think getting +1 more speed over +10 or more in any other stat you are ngmi. Just low iq all around
>>572014968The next scenario will introduce an increase to our speed cap to 1600 with all speed gains post 1200 (the current cap) halved. You will need strong speed cards. Tachyon also comes with a pal card Light Hello that will be mandatory for the upcoming scenario and also has free pulls on her banner. Cygames could not be any more direct in telling you to pull. Even if you dont care about pvp, not having these 2 cards will make the scenario really annoying.
>>572015308i accept your concession and your implicit apology.
>>572014715I'm fine with no gibs but it's pretty frustrating that even the official account didn't celebrate it
>>572014968They very much are not. Have you tried them at all? Trackblazer especially may well be easier to win than U.R.A. Finale is. You need good cards to make strong veterans for PVP yeah, but not to merely win the scenarios in a singleplayer way. (I do not know anything about the upcoming fourth scenario, however.)
>>572015516>posts JP exclusive uma
>>572015437>Tries to sound smart>Gets called out for being stupid>Muh concessionTypical retard behavior, less than 5 plats lol>>572014458lol >>572014589 should have known from that you are dumb
>>572012059>kotobukiyaDoes this mean they are going to be cheap?
ryan LOVE
>>572015698anon, you only have to concede and apologize once. doing it multiple times makes it seem disingenuous.
caught a rat in a trap in my pantryfucker has been eating my rice and flour so i had to get containers for themit was kinda creepyumamusume
Samson Big is really cute but the shitty MMA outfit ruins it
okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like Stego
Parentautists. Should I breed in the groundwork now or wait until I have a better grandparent for the 22 g1s legacy?
I JUST WANNA SEE UMAMUSUME DIE ON SCREENIS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
boysex
>>572016121>Should I breed in the groundwork nowwhat does this even mean
>>572015301I don't think fronts do pace downs at all. Runaway's function to stretch the group far apart and bring the other fronts forward and leave the backliners behind so that they can build distance long enough before backliners can catch up on late race
>>572016113hmmfor some reason i dont think you are the usual stegofag
Orange
>>572015398You only half-answered the question, do you really need to reach the speed cap to clear the scenario for content?Ultimately, in order to play the game and get all the events and missions will need to clear Grand Live Scenario regularly, not necessarily make top-tier veteran umas. Can you play the scenario with non-optimal decks, probably but playing the scenario without Light Hello would be incredibly frustrating. The extra tokens really make it easier to keep up with the shop.
why do straight men larp as gay men on these game generals? what is so funny about it?
>>572016309
>>572016416Mob Orange love!
>>572016236Sad schzio is larping as Stegofag since Stegofag won
>>572016437Kek
>>572016387>larp
>>572016161Indeed, she would say that
is it gay to make full use of your prostate if you aren't actually attracted to men
>larp>rp>pretend>suddenly
>>572016495What did he win
Just realized I no longer get a morning wood every morning
>>572016737The right to remain gold-colored indefinitely
Why does kingu have the prettiest cosplayers?https://x.com/uoxou_166/status/2070430867814822008
>>572016387Men larp as gay all the time IRL, if you don't know that you are either a foid or a loser
>>572014968>does that apply if I don't give a fuck about pvp?No.If you dont care about winning CMs then you dont need any support cards really. Just train on Speed and wit and bring some stam sparks and you can clear career mode easy. If you have the Spring Tenn as a goal race then buy a recovery skill for it. Your umas wont be strong but that only matters if you care about CMs.
>>572016206Getting a white spark to carry over to the new parent is actually pretty difficult if you don't have a full legacy...
>>572016737The opportunity to spend more money on stego merch
>>572016692whenever someone hovers around my anus, a tingly feeling erupts from within me and consumes my entire body and brain. part of me feels a sense of danger while another part of me desperately wants them to touch (or more) my bootyhole. does this mean i want them to play with my prostate or am i gay?uma musume
throne is magic, this was worth the $1200 to MLB it
>release date ~Sep 2025What happened to this card?
>>572016121you should be borrowing those groundwork parents to be as grandparents as part of your legeacies already
just so you know, it is canon that special week lost arima kinen
>>572017097that rainbow would be even bigger with bakushin
>>572017068That's normal tho
>>572017232i should try that next!!!
If Umamusume are genetically more beautiful, then explain Air Shakur
>>572017232>3 speed cardsThe poor really don't know how to play the game
>>572016808You are old now...
>>572017232but then you'd be running three speed cards instead of a roaming pal card that prints wit.
>>572017356neither does my bot yet here we are
>>572016692>>572017068Grasstore moment
>>572017184I tried looking for them but I couldn't find any with the 22 g1s I'm aiming for...
>rageburn 5 clocks then restart the careereasily the worst part of this scenario
>>572017341"men are stronger than women" does not mean "every single man is stronger than every single woman"
>>572017341okay now what
>>572017451Can confirm, Grass rimmed my butt and now I am a changed man
>>572017341I think she is real cute!
>>572017341Except that Shakur has female fansTry mentioning an actual ugly uma like Seeking the Pearl next time
>>572017912I agree with you, glowniggerkun.
>>572017770
how come scat is fucking disgusting but golden showers are normalyet buttplugs are so much more common than urethra insertions
>>572017969Seeking the Pearl also has fans though. Try Air Messiah
>>572017972You have decent taste anon.
>>572018127its all disgusting, freak
>>572018127Urine usually just looks yellow which is not ugly and it doesn't smell too terrible and it doesn't spread infection the way poop does. It's just far less disgusting
>>572018061
>>572018127seek help
>>572017912wrong word, she is pure sex
>>572018127you don't prep your asshole with a buttplug to excrete logs onto your partner's chest, face, and/or mouth.
>>572017341You just wanted us to spam reply with Shakur didn't you, huh?
this is a 16 year old still in highschool
>>572017912>>572018061she's wild sex
>>572018418my POV (I am Creek's groom)
my captcha on /vm/ isn't working
nobody pulled for air shakurI haven't seen her once in cm
>>57201867816 is legal in japan
>>572017969Seeking the Pearl is not ugly
Sex Shakur
>>572018678No it isn't. That hypothetical potential future character is not anything, yet.
ALL UMA ARE QUEENS
>>572018732buy passu
>>572018753we have not just one shakurfag but multiple that went balls deep on her and maxxed out all her shit
>>572018753I have. There are certainly some others I have not seen, though. >>572016642
>>572018753this, if i just started playing and you told me shakur was an NPC uma like happy meek i would've believed you
>>572018913>since 2016blud...
>>572017465you should be doing the 22 g1s after you have a full legacy with gw since it's easier to inherit when all the gps have it
>>572018127I had a girlfriend a few years back that was okay with my anal fetish, if you stick your dick without much prep the anus stay aching even a few days after, so buttplugs help with the prep if you expect anal any moment soon. Scat requires a specific kind of prep, buttplugs and normal anal play requires the person getting dicked to clean themselves so there is no shit, it's different.Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
>>572018913no and it worked now I had 2 instantly expired captchas in a row
>>572018753there are multiple umas i like that i couldn't pull you idiot.
>>572018846IF SHE RUNS, SHE'S A THOT
>>572018753someone in my club shared their stronk looking Shakur
>>572019039yeah?
>>572019146I would kiss this man
>>572019091IF SHE RUNSSHE'S A TROT
>>572019206WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
>>572018127Anons are overreacting as usual. Scat is great when its girls take a semi-solid shit on the floor (w/ a small towel or tissues underneath) or in the toilet bowl, especially if they accidentally piss a little while doing so. It only becomes bad when they do degenerate nonsense like eating or playing with it.
>the one time I skip the racewhat the FUCK happened
>>572019317
>>572018127Nothing you mentioned in your post is "normal"
Stego is so cute, I want to kiss her collarbones.
Good night friends!!!
I went 0/40can I even enter in round 2
>>572019523umasumi bro
>>572018753My club has like 4/5 Shakur pfps
>>572017153Bluray card.
>>572019051I know this is the minmaxer way to go for it but I hate doing runs where you're going for a single white instead of a generalist GP
>>572019523Sexy little baby
>>572019598>his club has all the bitchesI can't say I'm not jelly
>>572019568Why do you even wanna enter Round 2? You have a humiliation fetish?
>>572019349
>>572019568you get assigned to group b round 2 i think3 wins needed for b finals>/
How can you say you love your trainee if you can't even eat her poop?
>My trainer joked about killing himself (again)
>>572019679You're actually going for at least 3-4 whites as a front runner parent
>>572019757>>572019723thank youuh, next CM16 is what, sprint?
Tachyon consumes an unholy amount of sugar so her poop probably just tastes like licorice
>>572019797you should teach him that life is worth living with your robopussy
>sudden shakur posting
>>572019598My club has like 3 to 5 genuine cuteposters. They type really cute. You can tell if they're in the thread as well.
Would Taiki do this with a full or empty revolver?
>>572019850ye
>>572019523gn bwo
Ynr Mambo (the club)
Did I just fuck myself by doing the scout races before the daily missions reset?
>>572020206bricked
The reheated Satsuki Sho Bakushin can still dunk on shitter umas. Group B, prepare yourself.
>>572020108One chamber full
>>572016236StegoCHAD won
>>572007081Imagine her burps later hahaha nice and strong hahahehheha! smelly too
Are there any umas whose unique skill activates on race start? I think it would be funny.
>>572020792Falco sometimes
>>572020792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk6vxCHeAkwRamonu on a certain racetrack.
>>572020449Stop calling yourself a chad you boy loving faggot. Just go to fucking thailand and fuck a femboy already instead of shitting up the place
I hate daylight savings so fucking much
>>572019797Things would be different if Bourbon was real and also my gf
what's the difference between refraction arc and professor of curvatureother than one being med only
>>572020206Do it tomorrow during IT'S A NEW DAY
>>572018136What about Sounds of Earth? I think I've never seen her posted here, and Air Messiah a couple of times
Nobody fucked bothered to make aces for this CM. I keep getting matched against absolute slop with the wrong greens, probably shit for a previous CM.
>>572021109Refraction arc had a longer base duration
>fast learner>still worse than non-throne aceoh well I tried at least, really hard to beat right-handed and summer runnertechnically has a tiny bit more velocity, but lacking endgame speed which is her purpose
>>572021201what changed
>>572021137The Air Messiah posters are contrarians, surely. Also I dont think SoE has no fans because she's ugly, but because of how forgettable she is.
>>572021109The skill effects are stronger/longer the more specific it is. Hence why they allowed Hoguri to exist.
>>572021287Nothing, has, typo
Marche cute.
I think I suck at this game
>>572021331How can she be forgettable if she isn't even in the game yet
attention: curren chan's umafans is running a slight discount for the summer. don't miss out!
>>572019797I feel like most trainees would lose their shit if their trainer joked about that...
Stegoclan cute.
>>572021109refraction is when you through a Medium like for example glass or waterWith curvature you bend without needing to pass through a Medium so it works on all tracks
Cool it.
>>572021592Taishin would tell you to do a backflip
>>572021419anon, you're meant to buy an accel on hoguri early. for example, i buy red shift at debut.
speedrun time
>>572014804you get a stat bonus at 1201 speed
don't give a shit umama
>>572021776Palmer has such an annoying face it's so kissable
>>572021625Aye
>>572021776Sex with Narita BrianSex with KitasanPalmer.... can watch
>>572021726She would kick out your legs and tell you to stop being a moron.Then follow you around for the rest of the day because she had "nothing better to do"
this team event is so fucking retarded
>>572021776remember to frquently post results so you can update the thread about how your CM is going
>>572021998ok>>572021895just say you like her>>572021905>sex with brian?!
>>572021895>>572021905what's the difference between these 2 anons
>>572021537
I give a shit Umama keep posting
>>572021776Sex with Palmer and Kitasan. Brian can update us with the results of the CM...
>>572022112Are any of these Throne umas
>>572019797>joked
ew palmer I see your sclera>>572022310nay, kita and brian are fast learner so not possible to beatI tried with palmer but I need to semi highroll and get right and summer runner, not viable
>My trainer showed up with another black eye
>>572022112>???What's there not to get? Both her body and her confidence are very sexy.
>>572020930Man, Ramonu’s ult is so cool.
>my trainer showed up with another scar on his wrist
>creek>taikisis forgot to bring her doms
the only CM results that i care about here is of that nigga who always run mayai think he lost every CM so far though
>>572022715What about the guy who always runs Akebono? I wish him the best of luck too
>>572022587I want to pull for her to mutate her to front. It's a very fitting unique for front, you're literally exploding the competition and leaving them in your dust. But, she has G front.
>>572022779Fronts suck by the time she's released anyway
>>572022649>3 (THREE) doms>still winnvm I guess there's no stopping pama, funny
>my trainer didn't show up
>my trainer showed up
>>572022868palmer...
>my trainer was crying inside his room again
DIG HERE WINDY*unumazips my umapants*
>>572022408I'm waiting to see how my Thronelets do on Round 2. Hopefully they won't be too shit cause I don't wanna have to redo them
>My trainer is Umama
>>572022112>?!Please refer to the following:
>>572022964Funny, that was the other image I was thinking about posting in response
I prefer the kingu spam over the thread attentionwhore spam
Cleaning off my desktop and found this so I'm going to post it since she was mentioned.
urmmmm>>572022579>>572022964>>572023009idk I just don't see her that way I guess, just cool and stuff>>572022942that'd be nice because I'm so tired of medium personally lol
>>572022642>>572022548we love DV
>>572023040who
>>572022940This is not Bue. I'll train her regardless
>>572023017Kingu's mere presence elevates the quality of the thread
>>572023040Cutest image of her I've ever seen despite the booger hair because it crops out her hideous racewear
>my trainer plapped another Mejiro
>>572023017first rate rear
>>572022587the ult is modeled after the real JRA ad for ramonu... well, actually, it's basically the same lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJPiK8_v-Hk
>>572023175I fell in love with Ardan, sorry McQueen.
>first rate fatass
>>572022548>>572022642>>572022903Umas imagining their trainer being in an abusive relationship with some ningen where they then save their trainer and fix them...
>>572023175sorry but palmer gave me no chance
>>572023106>doesn't see her that wayYou just, like, don't get it, man...But that's OK. More sexy Brian for me
How do you giganiggers get 800+ stamina without ever doing stamina or power trainingSparks aren't enough
>>572022903well maybe if King wasn't such a jobber he wouldn't be crying so much
WARNING: SEX
Sometimes I feel like getting into uma was a mistake
>>572023106>idk I just don't see her that way I guessyou will :)
>>572023479>>572023637>that lookI might not have a choice...
>>572023637posting more sexy Brian because why the hell not
>>572023481Sparks and Marvelous Power card, pick all stamina options possible.
do you think I could become /uma/ famous if I posted an image from every single cm race too
>>572023481i do power training
>>572023870KITA THIGHS AND BUTT
>>572023823Your hip bones arent surviving the night
>>572023902fenoCUTE
>>572023862My bwother
>>572023547shortest skirt of the cast btw
I can't help but wonder if Stego can actually talk to Cafe's friend. Like she can see her apparently, but talking to her is something else.
/uma/ forma de JP is uphttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>572024000I mean do you really want to become /uma/ famous? Most of the known names arent exactly spoken of fondly
I'm nyoting the thread suddenly becomes gooner hell at a certain time...
>>572024253but they ARE spoken of
>>572024143what a *****
>>572023481Scrolls, epithets, race rewards, power training, fuku speed...I never run stamina cards but always get +700 minimum, usually 800-850
>>572024220Wrong thread jpnigger
>>572024381Untying it with my mouth
>>572024220>/umajp/do we have our own team then?
>>572024381itadakimasu
*cums*
>>572024518we will next league, needed this league to be a cooldown period
Post fanworks (MMDs, animations or anything else)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emUoulQcbskhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OknvG2ZlQmYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7twg9P90cj4
I had a race with an all-A+ uma team in Gradedpoor guy
>proc'd A&S and got passed by a medium S less frontwew lad
>>572024597>JP umas
>>572023290https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQhUr5X5RYA
Stop ruining Kita
>>572024625i love downhill gacha
>>572024619Legit wish there was a chat function for CMs. Not only would I be able to sperg out against buhis, I would be able to help clueless newcuties like this
my kitasan? black
>>572024625couldnt you just say medium A
>>572024679Ah yes, the face of global, Still in Love.
Thank god there is no chat option
BRING DOWN THE HOUSEEEEEEEEEEE
My Pitasan? Licked.
Going to knock myself into a goon coma, good night bros. Good luck to all the people queuing on reset
if you're a man and don't consider Kita hot you're the biggest faggot to ever live
Stego is very cute.
>>572024881>>572024979sexxxxxxxx
>>572024979She's more cute than hot imo
why does umama even censor his name? we already know it is you
>>572024878>despite her recent inconsistent record
>>572025030No one fucking cares go to fucking umajp if you're going to spam about this shit No one else here agrees with you, she is an ugly boy and you're a literal homosexual for liking her
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEE MAN THE HARPOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!!!!!!
>>572025187Hello Umama.
>>572025181ulala...
what does nishino flower smell like
>>572025273not even closeeee>groundwork-less pama in 4thwhat are these oinkers doing
>>572025187He's not behaving like an attentionwhore it's you who brings up his name the one starting up shit
>whale for throne>lose anywaysnyo....
>>572025187*Her
Thought I'd post this just because it's newhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsB1g49YpdkHe's looking better, either they shaved him or he finally shed all of that shaggy hair.
>>572024840>her roomie in seven monthsShe's basically already in when you round it down
>572025298>572025540>572025570>discord troon raid
>Her
>18/20 today toolet's goooround 2 soon>>572025226trying to downplay her...>>572025546are you the mlb guy
>>572025540Totopo was lynched for less btw
>>572025671That's not how shadows work.
>>572025627>>572025649>ctrl+F>1 resultWhy are you quoting posts that do not exist?
>>572025750someone else MLB'd throne in here? i wasnt in the past threads
>>572025574i want to donate my remaining lifespan to doto
>572025784Hehe I'm gonna quote a post that doesn't exist. Take that, Urara.
>>572025750You're queueing on reset, right? You're not gay enough to queue 1 hour before the day is over, right?
>>572025812yeahhhh but that means a free borrow slot for literally anything which is cool
>>572025893>You're not gay enough
at least umama's team has sovland don't you xoniggers and domniggers say otherwise
>>572026006I'm homosexual enough to queue during whale hours
>>572026028Who?
>>572025893yesss I will, just wanted to try out some throne ace attempts but that was so boring. want to work on sprint now fully, want a couple resets too before gl to work on dirt parents
>at least when they shit on the floor they didn't get it on the wall too
>>572025893Depends on if I fall asleep or not
>>572025881I'm gonna be legit depressed when the day comes, just like Neicha before him this org has let us see so much of his personality that he's not just another horse.
Can I mutate Commander Spe as a front runner for the Arima Kinen CM
>>572026172nigga why are you talking about poop
>muh umamanot everyone posting Kita is that dumb faggot troon you retards, unlike with NTR who's so ugly only one person in the entire planet likes her, Kita is actually popular so she has more than one poster
>>572026246Can you? Nobody is stopping you.
>>572025893I will 100% be doing that tomorrow because I just got into Group A with my recycled aces. Now I have to actually make some copable Cancer fronts that can actually win 1 race out of 40. You bet your ass I'll wait until the shitter hours (~3hrs before reset? -ish)
>>572026028Why do you keep defending him? You always use this image, mix it up
Halftime now
>>572026271not everyone posting NTR is that dumb faggot troon you retards, unlike with Kita who's so ugly only one person in the entire planet likes her, NTR is actually popular so she has more than one poster
>>572026318mix what
>>572026359not even V would say she's popular blud this one isn't it
>>572026343wrong thread gwochacho>>572026271agree, I post kita when I'm horny
why do i always get 7 front rooms while others get 0
>>572026568>cafe lied as naturally as she breathed.
>>572026648I would lose a lot more if I got these
I don't want to agree with a schizo but why is this guy posting a JP Uma we won't be seeing for another 5 years? Do you even play Global? Do you even play Uma
>>572026568This is Sundayman speaking...
>>572026806no
>>572026806but you are the schizo
>>572025414I need tore rape
>>572026568Your friend is a dirty liar, regardless YABBA DABBA DOO
>>572026568It won't be once your tummy is full
Sheesh. These umas are just dropping heavy hints.
>like fronts>literally need perfect parents to make a remotely decent front because they need like 6 mandatory skillswhy did i pick fronts bros...when are the key pace cards/umas coming out? I like pace and lates more since they just seem like you can run with whatever and pray the gamble worksfront running feels like im being anally raped if i miss even one thing
>>572023567Why?
>>572027074There's cards for every skill aside from ignited wit
>>572026806You are the one seething
>>572027304no, i am jacking off
>>572027074Seiun scratching her ass SR wit + Smaru speed will make things easier. If you can also grab Palmer stam you're pretty much set.
How does V feel about the competing namefags?
>>572027063>le orphan uma that doesn't need trainer>also the orphan uma when the contract is about to end, "nyo, the contract is eternal"
>>572027074pace is the most comfy running style and really soon the strongest. all you need is head-on, pace chaser savvy, or any of the other 20 pace skills that aren't tactical tweak what are their must have supports? none for now, speed Tachyon comes out in like a month and we'll get free rolls during it lol
>>572024612which retard came up with this idea? the current uma team already has all the best memes in itnew team will end up being some retarded le reddit humor shit
>>572027579end is the most comfy running style, all you need is straightaway spurt
>>572027579>all you need is head-on, pace chaser savvyNo you don't. Pace Chasers will win by themselves without those
>>572027530>>also the orphan uma when the contract is about to end,Actually, it 's the second contract she makes indefinite.
>>572027530Tsundere are like that, Anon.
>>572027579Isn't pace so favored by cygames that they literally get their key cards every anni or something like that?
>>572024518/uma/ organizer was revealed to be a /vt/ discordfag so they were kicked out
>>572027615go back to your dead thread jpnigger
Horses win
>>572027912>>>/vg/umajp
>>572027912>/umaJP/
noooooooooooooooooo
>>572027867ywn have a Gentildonna wifeAre we on this earth only to suffer?
>>572027912We did it bros!
>>572027912the schizo lost the team too?
>>572027803that only happened because they gave fronts a lot of powerful supports during the first few years, including free ones, so their brilliant idea was releasing stupidly strong pace umas and supports after the 3.5 anniversary
invest in Take The Chanceit's anti-front heavy skill
>>572026806Some people are here because they're interested in the game; they mainly post about the game. Some are here because they're interested in the game's characters; they mainly post about the characters. Some are here because they don't have anywhere else to be, and they post about nothing, often with random attention-getting images attached. Characters not in the game yet attract more attention (because of their novelty) than characters in the game, and new pictures of them are easier to find than are new pictures of old characters. So these people often post such pictures.
>>572028254HOguri is already an "Anti-front" uma. She's an anti-everything uma. Just invest in the correct position and max out your Wit.
>>572028636>shoddy front
>xe's back to seething about jpbet you he's mad he will never have a team
>>572028605attention grab this retard
>>572028036WHERE IS THE FULL IMAGE MOTHERFUCKERS
Can front runners take Uma Stan? I randomly got 5 hints in it during inspiration
>>572024612>cooldown periodLast I heard that our "manager" got kicked out
>>572028864do triple front
>>572028864yes
>>572028927see >>572027828
>>572021331Well better to have haters than have no fans
so far so buono! i managed to get into A+ open league and i also witnessed one of the closest races ever it was so close and funhttps://litter.catbox.moe/uhi2ap.mp4i hope everyone is having very buono luck and makes it into the finals regardless of group and league!
>>572028991The only uma uglier than Air Messiah
>>572028956I am doing triple front. I shall take it then
I'M NOT READY FOR ROUND 2
are you guys queueing right after reset?
>>572028927yeah that's why I'm taking over and council knows they'll be raped if they deny me my umas
>>572029072Shut up, you bad taste loser.
NEW THREAD FOR ROUND 2 GO
>>572029051Based Bonobro, good luck in round 2
>>572029006ohlol
>>572028605Why not just post in umajp though Why is it even allowed here with no push back except one guy
>>572029312Because only the mentally ill care.
2-2-2-3 on day 2, as i thought my 17/20 on day 1 was matchmaking luckam afraid for round 2
it begins
>2-3>1-4>2-3>2-3B finals it is for me.
>>572029223I dont know what happened to you that you started being sexually attracted to slugs, but I hope you one day recover from that trauma
>>572029312>Why not just post in umajp thoughbecause that thread is slow and this one fast, simple as
freshly baked>>572029443
>>572029105https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pom-NB_xDGk
>>572027579Wrong.
