Previous: >>572113459>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Air Shakur (3*), Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold City, SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Adorfevre
fact: the only people who like Still in Love are virgin losers that have never really been loved irl
>>572143319Wait, Still is for (Me)?
>>572143123Adolfevre?
>>572142731>Do mentally ill people feel entitled and retarded?This is not exclusive to botter, and I say this as a casual botter to get his dailies done. Retarded people are retarded, nothing new.
Anons, how does the game handle the careers of the Umas who usually go to France during L'Arc scenario?
which umas are size queens
Umama is a size queen
>>572143607hey
>>572143607Any Uma with A aptitude for long races.
>>572143442Not that kind of tyrant
why do my fronts keep getting passed by other fronts late-race even after A&S proc? mine are med A but have right-handed and summer both double circle
Mirako is a cutie!
>>572142970Win Variation could never
>>572143920stam out? post them
>>572143920your spurt rate bwo...
Tachyon LOVE
>>572143943raped bysexsexSEX MARRY
>>572143943rapists
we love blondies here
>>572143992>>572144013my 2 fronts areoverstammed if anything, 761 and 850 stam and both have swinging maestro
Preferred position or Stamina to spare if I can only choose one?
>>572144108I mostly posted this because it has my brown wife in it, but I respect your opinion too
>>572143920use hakuraku if you care about understanding anything happening in a race
>>572143319Whoa, she is literally for me!
>>572143943Rape and marriageMarrige and RapeRape and RapeGet raped by because I don't want to marry her
>>572144346Cute JourneyCute Tyrant
>>572143943cute boy band
>>572144183Mackie should have +3 mood from berry cupcakes and +2 from regulars
>>572144423i care to not get banned
>>572144506I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>572144275then it should not happening
>>572143920Do you have any late race velocity? Are they duelling to the finish? I had my front win from third once just from a lucky radiant star proc into dueling because she has 700 guts
ikuno................dictus
wahey
>>572145232WEIIIIIIIIII I need to rename this from wahey
>>572145232>>572145275The only reason I'm still struggling through this horrible game
>>572144563torena.... hakuraku it's not a mod....
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
MANT was fun but I think I've had enough now and am ready to move on please
>Missed Festive Miracle 3 races in a rowneed a lottery ticket
>>572145769four times in a rowno im not using preferred position and the like
7 and you get a cheater with teio Tail Nine and Concentration in your finals
>>572145769>>572145960Deserved
>>572145971Wait, this alt has exposed tummy??
>>572145960FIVE TIMES IN A ROW
I'm not feeling it. Even when I was training my oshi's and ignored the meta and tried to doing things for fun in the game, I never felt like I was doing it for fun, just like I was doing ace building business as usual.Just feel like it's been unfun for a while, and I don't want to feel like i'm forcing myself to do something that's not bringing me joy anymore.Take care 'yall, have fun on the field.
>>572144779/kneel
>>572146261bye
>>572146261See ya during GL
>>572145232>>572145275
Man, looking at the timelines is killing my drive to keep on playing. I currently have 35k carats and have no idea how to spend my resources. Should I try getting Summer Maru or wait till her re-run alongside Fine Motion? My only MLB is Kitasan. Should I go balls deep into the Light Hello banner? Help...
>>572146261It is for the best, this game is truly terrible
>>572146202Also a bit of cleavage
>>572146395Use thisNo it does not get easierhttps://umacaratcalculator.com/
>>572146395>My only MLB is Kitasan>35k caratsWhere the FUCK did your carats go? Anyway I think it might be impossible to unbrick yourself unless you got lucky. Ignore SMaru unless you're a frontfag, spark LH once for her card, then borrow Tach for the rest of GL, and save up until Ramonu.
my hot gf
>>572146567This general is genuinely so gay for hating on this outfit
>>572146381what the nightguard sees on night 7
WATASHI ICHIBAN
>>572146395holy brokie what are you doing lol
>>572144345their best imagethe best drawn tits they ever had
>>572146395If Kitasan is your only MLB, Light Hello + Tachyon seems like the better bet, as you'll be using that card the entire scenario and Tachyon is decent. Maru is good if you mostly build fronts.
>>572146395what the fuck did you roll on and also yeah just do 400 pulls on Tachyon
>>572142970Orfe... is sex?
the wit lowroll...cool
>>572146878you cant get LH tach maruzen with 30k carats unless you sacrifice your firstborn
>>572146261>and tried to doing things for fun in the gameAaand there's your problem. You're a metapiggy at heart so you couldn't experience the fun of building sovlful oshi aces. You didn't start oshi gaming because you wanted to have fun, you only tried it because you couldn't compete with the autists anymore.
There's some paid tickets upcoming with the 1.5 anny right? Any info on that?
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/tachnologicalinquiryhttps://jiggie.fun/tachnologicalinquiry
>>572146797V mindbroke them so hard they don't want to see Topro anymore
go go nature
>>572147059just an ssr support ticket
>>572146261hogslop CMs are soulkilling. you can literally have a perfectly built UG ace that gets smoked by a xoguri with firm course menace and radiant star.
>>572146248s...six times in a row..this is statistically impossibleshe has 1050 witthis isnt a new uma she worked well yesterdayhalf the races i was bailed out by shake it out or one of my hybrid backliners
>Ayayaya~! What did she mean by this?
When the Throne rainbows hit perfectly I feel so good, the only time I can approach UG rank
>>572147302https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stFK-t2IoqE
>Sprint CM nextNo thanks
what does frontrunner savvy do if it doesnt help skill activations
>>572147387hogger...
>>572147387it's a fake sprint
why is lil gupta talking to himself
>>572147235Selector or random?
>>572147296Bwo... people hate xoguri so much here that we are sending bad vibes your way... it is so over for your buhi ass... stop posting and MAYBE it will get better but I think you are straight out of luck
>>572147296It's the turn 2 first day debuff
>>572147370>>572147302
>>572147557Selector. There'll be random scamchas like every anni/half anni pretty sure
UHH OHHHHHHH MELTY
>>572147432your witchecks. rush, pace up modes, and downhill mode which apparently is the most important part of this track but nobody mentioned it because everyone is an asshole.that said, you shouldn't get it unless you need a GW trigger, or you have nothing else to buy
>>572147650It should have been inferred by the massive double downhills
>>572147632Thanks. I can plan a bit for my speed Maru pulls with that I guess.
>>572147457So stamina will be needed or nah?
You are rolling for the face of the franchise.... right?
>>572147794yeah but it's weird that nobody was even trying to talk about it, until that post from anon's tachyon with no accels won a CM
>>572146395>1 (one) MLB card>35k carats and have no idea how to spend my resources.Have you tried not pulling for random umas
>>572147804Yeah she should be in the pool of selectable cards. Also considering getting it for Smaru, but I'll wait on how my Tach/LH pulls go before deciding whether I want Maru as well.
>>572147813I actually really like this alt, a shame she is Paceslop
>>572147650so i should get it since it does a lot?
>>572147857350~400 or something stupidly low. you don't need to gutsmaxx either, final straight is pretty short
Long Front umas are the strongest. You cannot deny facts.
>>572147586SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF
2-1-2-2 day 1, i am on the A finals cuck chairgot necked by a late surger spe on one of the 2/5 tickets
Good night friends!!!
>>572147932I guess I didn't think it was something worth talking aboutAt this point, when you look at a track, I automatically assume if I see a lot of uphills I want to cap power and if I see a lot of downhills I want to cap wit
>>572147995only as a GW trigger, otherwise a midrace skill is way better
>>572148186So these two+Sky and Palmer?
>>572147932>yeah but it's weird that nobody was even trying to talk about itPeople either use the gaslightator or just read the racetracks nowadays. Both are essential tools to competing in CM.
When Spe(good)?
>>572148532When they push Potential 7s early
>>572148265good night!
>>572147878I'm rolling for her hotter grandma. If I get her along the way that'd be a plus.
>XOguri in every race
> Next chanmi is in 2 weeksAh shit I haven't even started
>>572148532Her Unique gets buffed from target speed to current speed, possibly next week?
Why do you hate this outfit?
>>572148871grass-sama..
>>572148763You haven’t qualified yet?
uma x trainerbros...
Does NTR truly become useless after this scenario? Firm course gold is an amazing skill
>>572148871it is?
>>572149194She's an SR card without her 20 TE
>>572148763Xamamo Cross when
>>572149194>he pulled
>almost replied to a 2 hours old post in the other thread because I didn't notice I was having so much fun playing something else and the thread had expiredguyswhat if umamusume isn't as fun as you think it is and other games are better for youthis idea sounds crazy though
>>572149194her stat gains suck without the fans for her unique and you wont be doing any optional races next scenario. So she's only viable on umas that naturally gain fans from goal races
>>572149194You aren't going to be racing much in GL so you won't be hitting 200K fans until the end of the run.
What emotion does this face convey?
>>572149289You can run quite a few G1s as you go, can't you? Or is running any non mandatory race a stupid idea in the next scenarios?
>>572149447people say this and you ask what game and its always the most disappointing answer on earth
>>572149529>is running any non mandatory race a stupid idea in the next scenarios?Pretty much
>>572148232when I went 2-2-2-2 on day 1 I always won platinum, bwo. We are gonna make it
>>572149447Kenshi
>>572149614Fug
>>572149447Almost no one plays umamusume exclusively THOUGH
>>572149194You cuck yourself for the 1st Summer if you run her
>>572148871>chanmi
>>572149593I didn't mention the name because anons would call me out so you're wrong
>>572149802It's just a borrow slop card, we can borrow another good card next scenario
>>572149447All games that mandate daily runs/quests to entice DAU metrics are shit by definition.I play UMA because eventually we get auto runs, and running scenario careers is decently fun. But honestly the umamon event is the most fun I've had in a while in the game in comparison.
>>572149395I only MLB'd her because the free pulls were good and got 3 copies there and one more on the way to pity (after ZERO Rices and ZERO SSR Rikos in the previous freebies), made MANT a little less hellish. But yeah I understand my fellow F2P that skipped it, hopefully we will have decent luck with LH
>>572149447i only play this slop to look at the cute horse girls and watch their stories
>>572149872
>>572150024>ai slopI knew you were soulless V
I MLB'd NTR and if I didn't I would have quit by now. Imagine MANT with only KSB and Finemo... ugh
REMINDER
>>572149447finally tried vintage story, that was pretty funpokemon infinite fusion was pretty cooldefinitely going to play palworld 1.0 even though i don't have high hopesif i had less free time i wouldve quit uma months ago
>>572150136I'm not V I just wanted to make the neckbeard ntr
>>572149194FCM has been irrelevant since we started the scenario lmao
>>572147878i already have both versions of special week
>>572150241why
>>572150169I only have Kitasan and Fine Motion and all I had to do was borrow speed Fuku bro, NTR felt like shit to use
>>572150342Why not
>>572150343I was borrowing NN or Mr CB or Falco instead... comfy
>>572149447Is this a thinly veiled request for game recommendations?Motorsport Manager is really fun and the sequel was just announced>>572150295My condolences
>>572149151>apr 8bwo let it go
For me it's seeking the pearl
>>572150701More like seeking the better taste
>>572150169>Imagine MANT with only KSB and Finemo... ughHaha, imagine not even having Finemo...
Falco bwos... not like this... the fat devil has won...
there might be a spot in /Uma/ Club next monthsomeone will get poached
>bro NTR was a MUST HAVE during MANT browhen all that support had was a gaslight gold, draining energy events, low speciality, and on top of that you had to see that ugly ass uma sometimes
>>572150886Allen should step down
So I used a friends Throne how does this shit work?
>>572150886>benzo has 70mNot like this Autis/uma/
Literally no one said that, you are getting outraged for nothing
>>572151264
Mom said it's my turn to be the enemy for a CM.
>>572150895You get the energy back on two events though and she shows up on Speed more often than Fuku who JOINS HER SISTER DURING HER CHAIN
Reminder that you could skip Kitasan Black if you just pulled NTR, Matikanefukukitaru and Tachyon
>>572151264>writing this long ass paragraph for a joke uma that is not even in-game yet and only appears in a manga no one cares about the larp-o-meter is off the charts
>>572150803you don't actually mean this.
Does Bakushin work for the next sprint cup? Pace or front?
>>572150701Why are mares like this?
>>572151548I dont get it
>>572150886I want Mambocchi contact him on the 'cord Danchou
>>572150875hotneed more of this
>>572150701She does have succulent body
>>572151583woah she's so pretty...
>>572151205we're a+ again, we dont need him
>>572151583seeking the world conquest
i feel kinda stupid now for not previously cleating the welfare SSRs i'd never use. so many pink tickets and glimmers i could've bought from the cleat shop...
>>572151548uma wives are like this
>>572151579she's ok if you have literally nothing to use which is most likely the case, use her with VBourbon and Suzuka if you like triple fronts
I'M FUCKING GOING IN
>>572150875Please never post that again
>>572149527confidence
>>572151968What are those things even used for?
if I were NTR's trainer I would say "let's get this show on the road" every time I made her give me paizuri
>>572151968 (You)oops, wrong image haha...
>>572151968They are good for TT bonus
They fixed the Dream Shop and gave us 5 tickets btw.
Your favorite uma is shit!
>>572152270>Dream ShopDream Team gamemode*
just call it pokemon event you silly goose
ayyy
>>572152516dance for me you monkey
aw dang it
rate day 3 of cm15
>>572152615Praying for the powerlet whoren chan
Alright we goodSucks I had to bring my own deboofer...
>>572149194>>572149503>>572150013FCM is still good and is useable for half the CMs in GL. Depends what other speed cards you have, she's still decent if you're lacking options, better the more big G1s an uma has in her early schedule.But if you have MLB Kita and Tachyon/Maru you're just not going to use her unless you really need a 3rd speed cardSo I wouldn't say useless. At the very worst you can still use her for parent runs.I might just be coping though, since I also got lucky with the free pulls and got her MLB in 200 pulls
>>572152720today is day 4
>1st match>triple ugyeah okay
>>572152157nigga your potential levels? your hint levels?>>572152249i already have 18% TT bonus and comfortably retain class 6 in top 10k every week, maybe it's different for others but in my case i don't need any more TT bonus
>>572150875My brain is so cooked from the heat that I think I'm starting to like Curren
i fucking love open league bwos
>>572151968you can cleat literally every welfare from now on they suck
/uma/ is so dead.
>>572152718aw dang it
idk how you guys do it, uma is so depressing to play
>>572153201why is your xogger not winning?
>>572153201>those umas>1 windo you have brain damage
>>572153201You see the problem is you didn’t bring your debuffer
Stephen Foster about to starthttps://www.cxtvlive.com/live-tv/nbc-sports
>>572153201how the fuck do you not win with XOG
>>572143943cute boysexcept for Sirius Fraud
>>572153417NOT THIS TIME
>>572153201Did you fumble your xogger?>inb4 all of those losses were to greater xogs with dominatorsgrim desu
We still fight
>>572153278>>572153306>>572153367And this sentiment is repeated literally everywhere you go, genuinely how is anyone meant to get better at the game when everywhere you go you're just called a retard
>>572153201I minmax like a coward
>>572153113aw dang it
>>572153559Nobody called you a retard, people don't understand what you did incorrectly. (Maybe you're a retard?)
>>572153559Post your aces, I'm in a good mood and will tell you what's wrong without saying mean and rude words.
hey alright
>>572153201By doing the minimum required effort to get into A finals.
>>572153559post your builds then nigger
>>572152126Sorry. But it will happen again.
so when is our boy lovecen racing again? is he on summer break until the kikuka sho?
>>572153559Nigga is a metafag, and forgot to bring the DEBUFFER, yeah you are a RETARD
>>572153559>plays the most meta umas in Vbourbon and Hog>wants sympathy when he loses because he is too stupid to follow some sloptuber's guideretard
even losing in open feels better, because its not just hogland
show me a single hakuraku replay where you can see dominator make someone lose who wasnt already going to get dunked on. ill wait.
>>572153772nyes, making him race anything else brings the risk of injury, after it he'll probably get pushed hard for the arima kinen, tho i'm not sure if 3yo can participate in it
>>572153559If you're not posting your aces, I'll take a stab in the dark and guess that your wit is low and you're failing downhill witchecks.
>>572153694>Suzu and BoboYou w->DaiwaYou didn't win
>>572153559I'm afraid you have the meta umas, but don't have the meta cards, anon.
no wonder /uma/ is fucking dead lmao>>572153201>>572153559come play JP bro we love newfrens
>>572153417he won
>>572153623aw
>>572153201How did you manage a single win with that team?
Aiiiieee
>>572153535the just wing it and pray off-meta CHAD>>572153201the pray hard on meta and flop CHUD
i kneel...
>>572154027>You didn't winYeah I'm aiming for 2nd place as always
>Shrewd Step>Straight Descent>FocusWhich one, white man?
>Opponent's xog shoots up>Skip to the end>"Trainer, we actually won">Game gets stuck connecting before I get to send a badmanner stickerWhat the fuck just happenedhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=H-k-7DqM33BEGWKVmZOG2U5I
>>572154391shrewd step and it's not even close
palmer losing her unique for dropping to 3rd for a split second is so sad
https://x.com/beruberuno/status/1547892881410916352 I remember someone saying JP was easier then I see an old ass tweet and it's the same shit
I feel bad for beating this guy...
So 15 more races and I'm done with this event? Already hit S team
>>572154435you can rewatch races before you collect the gibs
>>572154468DIRT
>>572153201Nta >>572153559But I'm not posting my builds because I'm a whale, any and all advice I get is basically overwritten by the fact that my deck is stacked as fuck and all it'd come down to is "skill issue"
Magnitude wins the Stephen Foster Stakes, second place goes to Baeza and third place to Sovereignty
Nice start to the day
>>572154449isn't straight descent just a better gamble
>>572153417https://x.com/HR_Nation/status/2070996170197881009Magnitude won, excellent raceBaeza 2nd, very strong runSovereignty 3rd, yet another loss for the fraudWhite Abarrio 4th, Willy D's 5th
>random backliner oshi and double dom teamsyou retards just want the oguri to win
>>572153201LMAO
annnnnnnd I'm done with pokemon eventG method btw
>>572154915nice ticket but what the FUCK happened to the image compression on that screenshot
Now that I'm playing the Dream Team the way it's meant to be played, I've realized it's a really fun mode. This mode should either be a permanent (with resets) mode or at least two times per month. It makes me want to play a wider variety of umas instead of the same 3 CM aces over and over again
>>572154904Ok just ran into a solo front double dom that guy might be even more retarded
>>572155026He's playing uma on a (bad) phone. Insane, I know.
>>572155026I'm phone posting scum
>multi race analysis>100% spurt and survival rate>check individual races>my umas are losing simply because i dont have dominatorSigh.
final day stats
>>572154435xog threw by swinging outthe enemy bourbon didnt have medium syour maru got good downhill timing and duel and crazy delayed ulti hate you for taking festive miracle
finished the umadex
>UG1 Mackween in MANT worldsugoi desu wa
stop adding uma prefix to every fucking word
>>572155369I can't find anyone with Narita Brian...
>>572155473Umazing!
>>572154468>>572154868Front RunnerGODS win again
>>572155513sex dog
Yup. NSM is still bullshit
>>572155215how can you tell
>>572155369Does filling up the umadex help you with ratings?
>>572155473shuma uma, fuma youma
Believe in Dober
I already got A finals in day 1 so I'll finish the races in the morningumasumi everyone
>>572155473umanyo umacunt, umai'll umado umawhatever umai umawant
>>572155473doing umapyoi with my umatiful umwife
>>572153201Consider paying for coaching from that VF guy.
>>572155915brown to brown monetary transaction
>>572155915I still can't believe that's an actual business.
AHAHAHAAHAHAH get fucked Ryan faggot
>>572155923Palmer rape
>>572155728umasumi
big curry
What the fuck man.
>>572154212get on that pokedex traina
>>572156359she's a hoe
>>572155980>>572156084If anon is a whale and retarded then the fee for coaching from someone that appears to know what they're doing is negligible and to be fair there isn't much retard friendly content out there.
>>572156383>that 1 paceYeah, I'd win
>>572156383good luck dodging front minefield
>>572155651it just gives you extra stats and then you can easily beat and scout the Ugs
>>572156475be nicebitch
>>572156383>>572156508>>572156510NSM INTO BROCKED BY TEAMMATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
should I bomb my matches today to hope I get paired with non-xoguri users
>>572156489>retard friendly content out there.I'd say this thread is, but yeah at least 90+ IQ is required to filter out the gaslights.
>>572156592UG7????
KITASANWHERE THE FUCK IS MY PROFESSOR OF CURVATURE??
delaying my cm matches until after my gym session so that the cortisol spike doesnt ruin my gains midset. this fucking game gets in my head so deep...
>>572156684I pray I get a hog as opposed to triple front neighers
In December, (You) will pull for the fattest of fucks, right?
>>572154995>G method btwStill don't really see the point, got 150000 easily playing it normally
>>572156859LOL no I have actual wives to pull on
come on man
>>572156932sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>572154995how the fuck are people here training Ug4 or Ug7 umas?
>>572156084Anon there are classes on how to talk to women
>>572156796anon you should workout while your cortisol spike is high for gain, because then you have more stress to vent
Asking again:What do you do if you're already out of G rank and in D or C rank and also already out of scout points? With the limited 10 tickets a day I feel like grinding for scout points is a waste of a ticket but I can't break A rank since I cannot afford UG rank umas.
>>572156932PULL FOR ALL OF THEMTHERE IS NO TRY
>>572157024gutsmaxx + fast learner + inspo
>>572156859Yes
I would've finished rank S Dream Team but I got bricked with Dirt Sprint races, I don't have Falco so I had to job my last 3 races. Fuck this shit
>>572157024You can literally see the decks of those umas and their races
>>572157145Your Eru Condor Pasa?
>>572157024>>572156772gutsmaxxxing
>>572157145bwo you can just switch your leaderyou don't have to rankmaxxing during the race
>>572157046vent? sus
>>572157340Switch to what? S+ Taiki can't win against UG Falcos and Marus which everyone seems to have at that point of matchmaking
>done with CM round 2 and the event>can't do my sprint aces because of the mysterious buffs coming soon>can't do parent runs because of the mysterious buffs coming soon and parenting rework time to sleep until July 1st
>>572157582farm fans
>>572157081Have you been registering your own umas? Whenever you win, you get to register your new umas so try to switch your captain often. Your completion rate buffs your received scout points.>I cannot afford UG rank umas.Just save for a couple of races and register more umas. Buy one UG Falco or something and let her stomp everyone in like half the tracks.
>>572157656
>>572157680I don't feel like doing slave work right now
>>572157582The buffs will work in retrograde or whatever that word is, won't they? You're just making excuses. You're just lazy. Boot up another run.
>>572157532She’s saying you can switch your captain to a G rank and look for an easier lobby. Then switch to your Taiki
>>572156684unless you're in Open League you're gonna run into at least one xoguri user
Still Missing: Biwa, Shakur, Flash, Princess, Sweepy, Jordan, Palmer, Chiyono, and Bright (already on team tho)I have Biwa so I guess I'll do a career to have her for tomorrow. I wish they had added like a function so you could duel specific people with 1 single use codes so you could trade with your umadacchis, but I guess that would've made the event way too easy.
Oh a UF Taiki, not enough scout points though
ts ridiculous
>>572157532if you refresh the list with a G captain you can then swap to a SS rank and win the race
>>572157880I just put up my G rank Jordan as my leader just for you anon
>>572157848I see. I'm retarded.But then again that would not give me UG+ umas that I need to scout anyways. Well there's tomorrow
>>572156859this bitch is so fat it takes 90k carats to spark her
>>572157081Yeah just save while registering any of your Umas you haven't yet
>>572157983out of tickets... maybe tomorrow
Think I might have found the lowest winrate hog ever this cm
>>572157656baste first rate breasts
Home
>>572158043Yes. 30k for her, another 30k for the belly and finally 30k for her fat ass.
>>572158171Did you win
curren is stupid hoe
>>572157887Deck for the UF Taiki. 40 out of 40 races
>Run parents in URA>Lose a G1>Can't Clock>Parent ruinedNice scenario bwos
>>572158293>75RBsex, bet it's a skillslop uma tho
Just came back from watching England barely scrape victory, now to barely scrape some CM wins.>>572158293Oh shit I have all of these except for Dictus
>>572158293His trainee's last spurt was somewhat lacking. Higher Stamina could help her reach her maximum speed.
>>572158413oh noes my 3 affinity
>>572158413Your fault you can't win G1s
>>572158243Victory never felt emptier
>>572153997>tho i'm not sure if 3yo can participate in itbro of course they can, museum mile fucking won it last year
4-14-13-24-1
Ryan..
>>5721585083 affinity between P1 and GP1(6 total), 3 affinity between P1 and GP1-2(12 total), 3 affinity between P1 and P2(18 total)Most people don't know this but race affinity links "work" twice(3 times for parents after next week), whereas trainer-parent affinity only works once. So some affinity is worth 2 compared to base.
>>572158852sovl...
rare robot spotted at the track
Anyone watch the Stephen Foster Stakes (G1) at Churchill Downs
>>572158669i actually forgot despite watching it here, whoops
>>572158473Yeah running into a few UFs and high UGs now, but it's just Umas from the top Teams trials players. So yeah skill slop, greens, debuffs, vision skills, probably anything they had
Does Oguri eat during sex?
>>572159084yeah, me
>>572157328> Capped almost everything with 2 guts 2 wit 2 spdHow even
>>572159139Thanks for the sacrifice for letting her eat you as I impregnate her
Does runaway Suzuka help pace Oguri?
>>572159084yeah. she eats pussy. because all umas are lesbians. just kidding but this one goes out to the yurischizo.
>>572158927Actual or just a costume swap?
>>572159237costume swaps are local, so realnone of them is mine
My oshis? Christmas Oguri, Valentine Bourbon, and summer maruzensky.
>>572159210yesbut she might brock you during late-race
>>572159381this joke isnt funny. its so old. i see it like 9999999 times every single cm. STOP.
>>572159385Why are people running a runaway with 2 fronts if that is the case
>>572159453words of the raped
Should I borrow a second wit card or is this lookin good for pace xoguri?
>>572159507Does Bobo know?
>>572159562She needs an accel other than her unique to not be a brick, get yeppers wit in.
>>572159476chasing oonige is faster than snowballing with other front2 fronts will cause spot struggle toocreate more gap in early-race
>>572159758I heard oonige helps pace not PDM as much or something so xoguri should be to catch up faster?
>>572159210If you give her strong midrace she'll cuck A&S users if you neglect midrace then she'll help out fronts
>>572159562pig-san...
>>572159562>he rolled
>>572159591yes
Is CM 16 a gutsmaxxing cm?
As in peak.......
>>572159758I mean three fronts (one being Suzuka runaway)
>>572159895That she is moe I mean...
Pace chasers or Fronts for CM 16? I wanna have a comfy experience in open league.
>>572159741Should I borrow yeppers over yaeno? I'd assume I'd keep in yeah?>>572159884>>572159894what're you guys talking about
>>572159953also yes
>>572159924it can be if you want to
>>572159453joke?
>>572159995don't borrow yeppers borrow a 15RB card like Natie
suzuka found gaped halfway through the race by mysterious robot
>>572159995why are you hiding your throne, piggie
>>572159973Afaik Taiki and Nishino are the expected aces. You can add fronts with angling too but as usual, only one of them can proc angling.
>found a random UG /uma/ Falco on another guy's teamneat
>>572160168wouldnt that leave me with one accel then?>>572160268what throne
>>572159846nyesbut then againbe mindful of brock
zamn im doing better than i thought
>>572160412Your costume swaps arent fooling me
>>572160412we know what you are
>>572160397So 3 front users with runaway are griefing
>>572160513good thing they weren't meant to fool youthey were meant to please my eyes
>>572142970Oh man cleared the event, f2ps had to find these autistic guts meme builds
Cafe was the one bullying Tachyon all along.
>>572160583Maru's swimsuit way sexier...Bourbon's base is better though, I have her swapped too
>worst diarrhea of my life>lasted over two days now>was so bad on day 1 that I couldn't use my throne borrows because my stomach and head were hurting so bad while shitting>day 2 my ass hurts so much I can't even fap
>>572160756normal teiopost counter still at 0
>>572160756You need to hydrate before you need to run to ER.
>>572160707schoolgirl outfit does more for me than the bikini
so how much of a length are you losing for each dom nuke
this umadex event is so fun
My CM12 umas qualified for A finalsBeen lazy the entire month and still was rewarded
>>572160926>ERAnd what, be in crippling debt for the rest of my life? That's easily 10 grand to be given a pill, no thanks
>>572160756To be a Teio fan is to suffer
>>5721605362front + oonige is frontmaxxing. the best version of front team1front + oonige is fine but you might miss spot struggle if your opponent has no front2front is fine but leader have no wait for 2nd front to catch up before they can speed up more
Would Maruzensky pity fuck me if I told her I'm a wizard
>>572161048>burger mainI hope you have gatorade to survive and probiotics for when it's over.
>>572161101>2front + oonige is frontmaxxing. the best version of front teamBut that helps the enemy pace xoguri too?
Where the fuck all the chiyonos you fags keep larping here but you're nowhere to be seen in the event
>>572160412>>572159937>>572159507>>572159453>>572159381Kino... Uma Musume...
>>572161213That helps you much more.Also leaves endoids and latecucks further away.
>>572160412OSHI GAMING
>>572160756Uh get some over the counter meds and eat bananas to solidy your poop
who needs skills when you have perfect nsm proc
who invited these bluds to the A group
>>572161449remember when doto came out and everyone said how much potential she had
>3/0/5/3I HATE THIS CLOWN CM
>>572161334Naruhodo... The runaway should stay in the lead as long as possible until the start of the angling window for best results?
>>572161339bobo has been my oshi since cm1
sorry if you didn't register to A finals
>>572161498the umalator constantly tells me her unique is massive. i dont believe it.
Should I get Ramen before the new scenario releases or Ramen the day after the new scenario releases
>>572160112I don't want to because I need to borrow S Maru and my Guts deck is lacking so guess I can just run as usual and gutsmaxx during summer
AIIIIIEEEEEE THE HOGS ARE COMING
>>572161567I might be wrong but in my experience it's better to have a nigger that gets quickly beat by your regular fronts, because even the worst may decide to simply LIV and never lose the lead well into late race. (though it's rare)
>inspire special week with your manhattan cafe, an uma spe has never once interacted with>this gives her the strength to defeat grass wonderuh, alright I guess
>>572160756>2 daysI dealt with that for a month while only eating corn meal and bananas. You should buy electrolyte packets and drink them often, being dehydrated actually hurts.
>>572161567actuallyrunaway needs to die as soon as position keep endsyou want your front to pass them before late-raceOR right after late-race if you want to fire NSM on suzuka
>Went 4/20 yesterday>Managed to win my 3 to get into Grade A FinalsParticipation rewards, here I come!
>>572161908All you need is Best in Japan gwocho
>>572161908You used the Sirius card with Cafe so she did interact with them
>>572162008Hell yeah bro, I've heard bronze is better anyway
>>572162008we comfy around here
>>572159562>rolled for NTR and Throne
i made a request to visit the cemetery for the mejiro line near lake toya when i go through hokkaido in the end of julyhopefully i can pay my respects to ryan
>>572162005what happens if it dies early? or a lot earlier
French
>schizofarm is downNOOO I NEED TO MAKE A TEIO SHITTING STICKER
is this the real northernlion?
>>572162292You really don't
>>572162334bro he quit uma ages agothe only streamers we have left are old SEA boomers who barely care about the game and a literal tranny
>>572162334It says that it's not him right there bwo
>>572162292nyo...
Not even exaggerating but it feels like I've gotten matched with a XOguri every damn round. The games either with a huge lead or my late closers ALMOST just catching up but still lose in the end.
>>572162386I REALLY DO YOU TUB OF LARDDoes your fatass hang over the side of the toilet?
stop posting about your 3+ win ticketsI'm trying to be patient and queue later tonight during shitter hours and you're making it hard
>>572162476yeah but that's exactly what I would do to hide my identity too...
>>572156932wondering if CB is flat or not..>>572162502>>>JakartaLord Langley...
>>572162718tits too big
What does ramen have to do with being Japan's best racist
>>572162225you guys are of no help, I get that im a whale and all that but Jesus Christ>ask for help>LOOK AT DIS DUUUUDDDEEE HE FUCKIN ROLLED LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO>post builds>LOOK AT DIS DUUUDEEEE HE FUCKING TOOK X SKILL LMFAOOOOOOOOOO>post from some dumb retarded tranny discord avatarfagging schizo>thread loses their mind and the nonsense continues onto the next thread and beyond
>>572162512IME the only backliners that have a chance of overtaking are Satono Diamond and Inari One.
>>572162008Did you do any rebuilding with Throne?
>>572162797You're asking too many questions friend
final stats Kita has been performing surprisingly well
Slightly optimistic for the Finals.
>>572162889My Dia cant catch even lazy reused past ace Xogs. I tried two that I was fairly confident in but lates just don't have the accels to catch. I was hopeful even after seeing the data on hakuraku but this is truly not a late surger cm.
>>572162845
spent 15 turns training trying to bait out a free cure for slow metabolism award
>>572162797horses eat ramen before a race in real life
>>572162710Def not flat, just not one of the titty monstersA premium medium size you could say
>0/5>0/5why do I even bother
The finals are in your hands Cafe because Ogurin already did her job
Group B is so comfy...
>>572163040post team, dont care if its meta
>>572162268then it's basically 2front scenario without spot struggleyou can't speed up until someone is close enough to your backthis can only happen if suzuka is brocked in early-race
>magnitude won againAIEEEE FOREVER BITCH SISTERS OUR RIVAL......
KILL ALL XOGURI 2 DOM USERS KILL ALL XOGURI 2 DOM USERS KILL ALL XOGURI 2 DOM USERS KILL ALL XOGURI 2 DOM USERS KILL ALL XOGURI 2 DOM USERS
>>572163081Yeah mine will occasionally manage to win (even with lobbies with hogs), but the stars need to align
KILL ALL TEIOPOSTERS
>>572163424okay>xoguri + bourbon/maruzenky
>>572163424just win bro
Why is my front using prudent first and then dodging.
>>572163504On it boss
>>572159562nothrone is speed+wit card
>>572162845Can you max with with just throne and FM? If not use another wit card, maybe CB for the corner recovery event, or NN for the RBNot sure what other answer you're expecting
>>572163429Mine has MPB and Let's Pump along with S med and she's got a 4% WR. It could just be the lobbies, it could be luck (the sample size even then is quite small) but it's been a brutal CM for Dia.
>>572163429That's about as good as my Dia's winrate. So much has to go right, and even then you mostly just have to hope the hog in the room breaks her legs randomly.
Yo bwo I heard you like Teio so here's another one but French
>>572159562>>572162845Sorry man, I was too occupied with recording my races to type up a good answer. It's not easy because there's no low hanging fruit. Considering you only have 5 borrows or limited time, we want to limit the number of tries for high-roll. With that in mind, there are a few options. Generally, you want to run 2 Wit cards so that you have a more consistent chance of getting high Wit. If you don't want to rely on Nimble sparks, borrow Bijin for NSM. Nice Nature won't be breaking any RB threshold so I would consider that a lower priority. You can also consider borrowing Pasa and running a Wit SR.
https://poal.me/dau456https://poal.me/dau456https://poal.me/dau456
>>57215956218 power legacies, throne 2 wit cards then some 15 RB card, either of the two power ones or a 10 rb wit card even if 55 RB is shit
>>572163671You need to pump her full of midrace. If accels arent strong (which they arent) then you need to make sure you arent so far back that it's impossible to catch up. That's why I borrowed Dictus stam for keep going since it's a 0.45 midrace skill (and Dia's stam growth can counteract the drain)>>572163739Yeah I hate how reliant lates are on hitting 6th in cms like this because you have to be far back enough to hit accels but close enough to the other racers where catching up is an actual possibility. I cant wait for skills like lose yourself and check to complement MPB
How the fuck do you play the Throne card?
Went 3/1/2/2Grim but snuck in another graded A finals with my CM12 XOg
>>572163801>couldn't even bother to capitalize Matikanefukukitaru
If you're a whale I'll assume you know what you're doing and don't need any actual help because you did do research before spending your money on something so expensive, right?
>>572164083You don't.
>>572163753sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>572163801>not clicking all of them
>>572164083like sirius team card
>>572164083basically you have a fixed schedulejust race and use the throne card events to restore energyif the event doesn't proc in due time you gotta restart
day 4 let's gooo>>572164093ayyyyy nice work!!
>>572162889 (Me)>>572163081>>572163429>>572163671Personally I'm pretty happy with mine's performance. She came second to my End Xog a non-insignificant number of times. Oftentimes she overshoots into 4th and can't do anything about it. But that's less about XOguri and just the current state of backliners. Pic related is all Round 2 races.
My trainee is going around Tracen saying that I'm her boyfriend. I'm already married. I have a human wife. How do I get my trainee to stop?
>>572164235Good luck and thank you!
>>572163353You earn more overall mats than shitting on Group A only to get 3rd place. Truly a smart man
>>5721641197 and you'll quit loving this dumb orange
>>572164235Good luck bro
>>572164146no not really, i whaled for kita cause everyone said she's super good so i just did it After 1+ year of playing Uma daily I still can't tell a good or bad support card apart
>>572164378I am dumb, she is dumb, it's a match made by Shiraoki-sama
>>572163081Dober, I assume Ryan too, is pretty good at catching up if she hits her unique and NSM. Otherwise yeah it's pretty rough for lates at the moment.Maybe the patch will help a bit
>>572163801Didn't know people hated the staygoldposters that much
>>572163753sexo
>>572164235Another day for Queen Umama
>>572164347>>572164436ty!
Finally got Happy Meek in the pokemon event
>>5721643787 and you lose cm finals by a nose
Most honest lobby I've seen in round 2 (that's my grass and she doesn't have dom).
>>572164479I'm like 90% sure it's just the resident schizo having a melty and jumping between proxies to inflate the number
>>572161962ardan sex
This is like the first CM where I genuinely didn't feel frustrated not getting to group A. Previous times I'll try all kinds of things just to get in to group A like queueing during jobber hours but this time I just can't be bothered to do it.
>>5721645767 and don't don't wake up tomorrow
>>572164650its hogslop bro, just do your best
>>572164661god i wish... shiraoki please end it...
>>572164146I feel like considering the context of what the money was spent on that expectations would actually be the other way around since you typically spend money to "get ahead" or to "skip" some form of mechanic in a gacha, in uma's case you really do need to know what you're whaling for to really take advantage of it so I do find it believable that there are whales that don't know how the game works
>>572164661You use 7 for good things and 4 to ask Shiraoki-sama to strike you down
fusu
>>572164661>>5721647784 and neither of you wake up tomorrow
>>5721646617 and you wake up to the start of a new life where all your hopes and dreams come true.
>>572164847do you watch all your races
I quit, I rather watch career stories on youtube from now on and call it a day.I don't even care if GL is coming soon, I've wasted so much time trying to be competitive since day 1 and in the end you can't win against whales or keep on pulling strats and such or maybe I'm too retarded idkfirst and last gacha I play
>>572164847Another win for the cool and sexy Narita Brian
7 and I kill myself taking everyone in this thread with me
>>572164945Brian isn’t sexy
don't give up
>>572164928>can't win against whales"whales" are a cope
>>5721646617 and NO ONE will wake up tomorrow
>>572164847damn, chill yo>>572164912I only watch if there are other fronts than me, otherwise skip until final corner (wish it was until late-race but oh well)>>572164945the goat
>>572164826
>>572164826FUSU
>>572164767https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.fgy5q162l0r4you did read all 28 pages of this right?https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/edit?tab=t.cetvhm3i2w52#heading=h.clp3ltvbreotand the 16 pages of the mechanics doc?
>>572164847>same smug smirk as Taishin when winningThese are so cute
>>572164986>>5721650347 and you fap to Haru Urara
7 and
>>572165004and that's where you're WRONG>>572165112her smirk is so goofy I love it
>>572164928
>>5721651267 and I'll stop fapping for this year
>>572165112>>572165218
7 and you jerk off to Matikanefukukitaru right now.
>>572164847dream works meme smile
Now that's much better.
Sex with Almond Eye's mom
>>572165284I think I'll rub one out to Shiraoki-sama instead
this 7 will cause global to eos by julys end
>>572164928Casual F2Ps should stay in f2p lane aka Group B.Group A have paypigs and f2p cheaters. Its only getting worse, good call to call it quits early on
7 and everyone get a free day off from fan runs!
>>5721651497 and you never run Mambo or matikanefukukitaru
>>572164928>in the end you can't win against whalesall you need are not to use any interesting umas and be eager to quit runs >keep on pullingdespite what it seems the game actually is well set up to have every player own 5 good generic cards and borrow one niche. just don't be a retard>maybe I'm too retarded idknvm
>>572165036normal, 2x, 4x?
Trainer-san MANT run doko
Reminder that you can give a custom name to your event team
the third party jobber front gave her the perfect nsm proc, hmph
7 and Philippines are destroyed
7 and I rape finemoposter
>>572165620shut the fuck up
boys
I beat someone from uma&co today. But I censored his name so you don't know who he is.From Mambo, with love.
>>572164650desu i felt like this since the first CM, but from every single CM so far I only failed once to not qualify for A finalsFor me it's nothing but an event for rewards, I do still try to make proper teams so I did win like 3 times
Leotards under shorts or pants is very erotic
7 is overrated. Luck does not exist. Watch.7 and SEA get nuked
>the one guy who actually got a 7 was just talking to another anon instead of GETpostingironic
>>572153994I've lost to some cool stuff... A couple of ace natures, Rice Shower, Mejiro Ryan, it's fun.And it's fun to beat XOguri on only kinda uneven ground.
>umama glaze thread.
>>572165727Shiraoki is real
>>5721653754 and your nut for Shiraoki-sama is red.
>>572164083Use the recreations on dead turns, save the final one for just before a summerYou can also use it with the sirius card and follow this basic schedule, seems pretty consistent, probably won't high roll as well though
>>5721656074x then normal in final spurt
>>572165807>fuku in pantyhosei never considered this possibility...
>>572164928Took you long enoughAll the f2p fodders already leftAll the casual piggers already leftIts all hardcore piggers and cheaters in Group A>>572165395Lmao you cant even reach 24k anymore we might reach 22k before Trackblazer ends
>>572165691danchou nyoooooo
>>572165897whyd you reply to me, faggot4 and shiraoki strikes you down for your impudence
4 and Teio posters gain another 200 pounds
>>572165807Nyo...
My xmas oguri went from 90% wr to 40%. Why do they keep releasing shit during cm?
Shut up you gay shits
SOVL LOBBY>whiff angling>grass winsnvm FUCK YOU
7 and you watch your trainee flirt with another trainer
>>572165807so Shiraoki prefers white nut. Food for thought
>>572165863this looks fucking awfulplay for 40 minutes never training just to have half your team not at 80% in senior summer and the other half not rainbow (Sirius ran out)
>>572165727I have never wished for Shiraoki to be real harder than now
>>572166160the sillies + hag
>>572165863am i supposed to race during summer, or am i blind
>>572166208She is real, you just have to believe hard desu
>>572165038>>572165060
What would it be like to have an Umamusume's legs wrapped around your head?
>>572165727YOU KILLED ME
>6 front 3 late lobbythis gave me aids
Ringer throne xog seems promising, kinda wish I didn't toss round 2 entries on the end xog, though. Hopefully I can pump out a good throne xog with NSM for finals.
>>572165149
fuck no one plays plays biwa/akebono i cant find some to steal
>>572166190>this looks fucking awful>play for 40 minutes never trainingThat's just what the scenarios been, how else do you think people are doing 40+ race careers>>572166256>am i supposed to race during summer, or am i blindYeah, it does work. Feel free to try it without it if you really want though
>>572166730Somehow I had the hardest time finding Tannhauser. My fault for gluing all mine a while back.
>>572166772>how else do you think people are doing 40+ race careersspending a lot longer than 1-2 runs a day on this game like I have beenI'm sure it works eventually ala monkeys on typewriters but it would be fucking miserable
Shiraoki-sama only gives 7 to posts that wants to molest or rape her. It's been proven that Shiraoki-sama's an M
>>572166912there were some in G zone
ZRR stam welfare seems like an easy cleat. Her SR version unironically looks better, and Cafe SR also seems better. Any reason not to cleat this shit and get me some tickets?
>>5721670157 and you die
>>572167058stop being broke
>>572167015no she's not. Here. 7 and I'll impregnate Shiraoki while Fuku watches from the cuck chairSee nothing happens
hope this biwa gawd wins their cm finals
7 and you all die tonight4 and you get raped by Anges digital
>>572167015M? Mambo?
>>5721670157 and I will molest Shiraoki-sama's mouth while I breed Matikanefukukitaru.
>4 doms>1 hesitant front>place 1st and 2nd anywayplease give me hogs for the finals...
>>572167257
>>572167154Huh. I guess her ult is pretty good for fighting mid-race.
Let's all rape Digitan
>>5721674387 and Digitan is saved. Any other number and we'll take turns
>>572167329Kitasan carryover counters festive I guess
>>572167329someone is getting cocky
this CM is absolute cancer since I don't have xoguri, mant can't end soon enough
>>572167559last two digits say which turn i'll take
>day 3 85.5% wr>day 4 78.9% wrgood enough>>572167656don't worry I'm on your side, only hating on the domfags
I love how we're just calling her hog now. It's almost coincidentally an alternative affectionate name like fatty.
>>572167674yeah being feed for the hogs is fucking awful. i dont know if theres some insane strategy that counters it but im not smart enough to figure one out.
>>572167820>HOg makes her out to be a fat bastard>XOg makes her out to be an alien menace
>>572167775what was your /20 winrate today
>>572167661Cute JourneyI am okay with dying now
>>572167889I know the counter but I wont tell you cause Im using COguri getting my revenge from previous CM where she had bad activations
67
what the fuck
can i just make a throne xoguri and run my 2 doms from cm13
>>572168109i dont believe some vagueposter king in /uma/ knows the only way to slay the hog when nobody in japan could figure it out
>>572168132Duration does not get extended if you already have it
>>572167889There's no direct counter for sweaty Fronts, but you should be able to prey on lazy Pace Hogs by running a front Dominator.
>>5721680464-12-32-34-1 I think??? never got a 5-0 sweep in either rounds so something fishy is going on here...
>>572167820hog is short for holidays ogurixog is short for xmas oguriboth are valid
>>572167820what's up with zoomers and trying to make everything wholesome
>>572167889The strat is wait for the medum CM to be over
>>572168310Trying to find good in all the bad is how we stay sane
>>572167257I don't want to die
>>572168310That's literally a millenial thing.
>>572167820As much as I find her presence overbearing and feeling forced to use her, it's all just a game where they made some poor decisions and eventually we will think "man remember when every CM was just xoguri?"Noone can truly hate Oguri.. unless you are not pure of heart
>>572168234jesus christ how do you even get that many reds
>>572168229man that's such a bullshit I'm just autopiloting through the run and didn't even notice that I got this shit randomly fuck this dogshit scenario
>>572168543I actually got Fast Learner, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to afford to prune and get all the skills. 28/30 races, some of which are OP races.
>0/20 yesterday>0/20 todayI'm so fucking fucked bwos accidentally making it to group A was the worst thing to ever happen to me fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>572168310>Zoomies are cynical shitcunts high on several layers of irony and brainrot>Also they are heckin wholesome tooehhhh?
is RiceBstGrl an /uma/ club
>>572168742I tried to warn you retards that paypigs demand sacrifices to get to Group A finals
>>572168251hmm... anyways gl in finals
>>572168742Why didn't you save a ticket for easier hours?
>>572167889as a xoggy user there are a few strats that outright kill her>play triple fronts, or 2 fronts+wildcardif there are too many fronts, and the fronts make a distance long enough, they win, vbobo and smaru are the best choices>make a late/end that can wina dober that hits her unique is a beast, satono diamon eats oguri if her gold green is available, the rare whale rudolf does it too, but these are too much of a gamble>make an end xogI haven't met a single one during these 4 days, everyone plays her pace, if you play her end you win, there is no counterplay to end xog
>>572168887thanks you too
>>572165863I used this an in my first run the sirius card passion status lasted one turn so it was a brick.
>>572168742
>>572168742You queue during shitter hours
I love Rice
>>572168539I don't even hate XOguri this CM since they're not as consistent without u=ma, doms are the true evil
>he doesn't have an air fryer and rice cooker
>>572168789golshi is so sexy
>>572165863*unlocks in senior year may*
>>572168742Another poor soul claimed by Cyjews...
>>572166386
>>572168974Xhoggers that hits festive + nsm is unstoppable
>>572169224I have an Air Fryer but I like to do rice by myself
>>572169224i have both
>>572166912same for me before realizing i own her and could do an quick ura run.Remember to change your captain to another no registered so you add +2 after each race
ive yet to see ANY proof that dom does anything. its a cygames psyop. a cyop if you will.
>>572169184no, the problem is definitely still xogt. 2/20 triple dom
>>572168974I played End Hog. She dies to front-heavy rooms.End Hog needs to hit a 2nd accel (Pump/MPB/Nimble) to win against sweaty Fronts.
>>572168216When did Japan becomes synonymous to skilled players, they just pay to win hence JPigs. Sucks to them not having foresight in building the right deck to counter Christmas Oguri
air fryers are for RETARDS like WINNING TICKET
>>572168742you can give up the round after 2 wins remember this for next time
You can make rice in a pot you weeb.
So is ELO for the finals real or not?
>>572169516I hope it's real I went 0-5 twice today.
>>572169319My Ogurin has hit Festive+MPB+NSM+Redshift with MedS and can still lose to VBobo if the race had 5 fronts, may be a trainer issue tho.
>>572169224But do you have an AC?
>>572169617
>>572169576If you hit them at the right time you should win 100%.
>>572169457don't say that...
>>572169661they made them illegal in Europe, they are cooked
Central air master race
>>572169617The air is conditioned, a hamburger is in my stomach, all is right at Tracen Academy
>>572169661haven't used one of this since like 2002imagine not having every home come with split systems
>>572169516It's fucking funny that this game has been out for six years across 4 different communities and we can't tell if ranking or elo exists by observation alone i certainly cant. I was sure it existed and then was sure it didn't.
>>572169762Where is your pocket burger?
>>572169661think of the electric bill gwo
>>572169734tfw my ac license expires next week...
>>572169661oi you need a loicense for that
I know pace builds for the next CM must have Taiki's and Nishino's specials, but what else if I play open league? An extra accel besides those two or focus on mid race skills?
>>572169516Had 80% or so winrate for Taurus2 and ended up in a 7.5k lobby
>>572169661this meme is making me lose my mindeven fucking hospitals over there don't think they're necessary what the fuck is going onthis isnt even a yuropoor thing, SEA sure as shit uses these when they can afford it
>>572169753not when the main temperature sensing room is warm so your smaller room gets flooded with cold air constantly with the air vent aimed directly at your computeri'm in sweat pants and a hoodie and socks and using a blanket but it's 90f outside
I'm gonna write the UK parliament to make a umamusume license for our europoor posters.
>>572169851Think of the higher salary I earn bc my money isn't getting taxed into supporting muhammad's family of 6
>>572169954maybe corner velocity skills for speed carryover
>doing the new story>practice run>my UG rank smaru is... 2nd fav?>barely win the race>SS Golshi with encroaching shadowmortifying
>>572169516Finals queue is pure rng, no EloThe numbers at the end indicates the overall strength of a room. Some strong high winrate players also gets thrown into weaker rooms and ends up with mid 4 digits ranking, that means he played with jobbers
I dedicate my final ticket group A advancement to Kawakami Princess. And to Brandon, for fielding the worst Hog I have ever seen. What a rush.
>>572170000My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery ahh post
>>572169516Yes, I lower my mmr after I qualify every single cm
>>572170000That's the best. Europoors dying in 70 degree weather while we max comf
>>572169954high spirits or speed star proc at the perfect timecurren's unique is also nicefocus on white midrace for consistency, I'd buy every white and not a single gold to avoid rank up to S
>>572170179>for fielding the worst Hog I have ever seen.>still gets secondnah this uma is definitely beatable guys dw
>>572170242>>572170242
you should post more images
>>572170339>>572170339>>572170339
>>572170327no lol
Yae
>>572170213>my steak is too lobstery my butter is too juicy
>>572170179I've seen Ug XOgs with both too many heals and only two healsi tear my hair out
>>572170179>neck and neckthis guy was cooking
>>572170327>>572170346>2 JP umasnyo...
>>572170327>>572170346
Can we get a umamusume pretty derby global thread
Janny has chosen so shut the fuck up
guess I'm sleeping early tonight. Goodnight /uma/nons.
>777th replyfine...
I have better things to do anyway I guess
>>572170828normal bread
NTR thread EoS soon it's over
>29221
>>572170327>Burka OP>>572170862This is the thread
>>571981803>>571981803>>571981803recycle
>wrong thread number >reddit tier urara OPFine I'll stay on the NTR thread
He's been trying REALLY hard lately
>>572171126who?
AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE I GOT RAPED IN ROUND 2NOTHING BUT 0/5s 1/5s AND A 2/5 ONCE
>>572169516>So is ELO for the finals real or not?Definitely not, it's completely random
>>572169516100% random
>>572171126the new alt costume mindbroke them
>>572171515I would be mad too if I was shilling an uma for months and she came out as chinese
>>572171629kek
>>572169028SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Guess I'm skipping another one.
>real threads: deleted>TWO fake threads: still alivei love how seafag hour mods are blatantly eating his dick
>>572170179KAWAKAMI PRIDE
>>572172196The based mod that nuked him is asleep.
>>572172310There is a lot of favoritism I've noticed recently
>>572172310I think we should just KILL THEM
>>572172409they hate schizos and counterbakers simple as
>>572170904
>page 8bakers where you at
>>572172005Good. Tired of your avatarfag threads
>>572172536>they hate schizosweird cuz the NTR threads have been up for hours
>>572172536The funny part is the thread finally reached the point where it's acceptable to bake a thread
>>572172609What?
>>572172837Point proven.
So what now
>>572172886Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>572172945Let the general die
>>572172945>>572172448come play the game
>>572173029No thank you>>572172945Now we play the game
>>572172409Jannies being in cahoots with /vg/ shitposters was proven to be a thing from the hack leaks. This is one example.
>>572173395this. those leaks were so damn fun, they proved so much bad about the site in general, yet nothing will ever change cuz no one gives a damn shit.
>>572173395It's why they get so mad at people who move to /vm because they have no jurisdiction there
>>572173395just make a bread bwo
>>572173395They gotta keep the generals interesting huh
You know you could just move to /vm/a if you hate /vg/ that much. No one's forcing you to stay here and cry.
Nice damage control, you could be bumping your own thread instead you know?
You niggas are being so pathetic right now>le NTR bread successfully counterbakedLOLOLOL LMAO OWNED NTRFAG V YOU'RE A FAG>le NTR bread not ownedit's le jannies... they are cahoots with the schizos... I HATE THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!
>>572174012my paizuri slave
>>572174108>>572173916(You) are a sad pathetic tiny dick man.
>>572173916No one hates /vg/, everyone hates you know who tho
My friends are here. The enemy is over there. I fight for what's right
>>572174320I hate /vg/ I love /uma/I hate thread celeb wannabesSimple as.
What if we baked another one...?
>>572174508(I don't know how to properly bake)
>>572174640eating ramen with my wife
Someone should bake but not link it here so janny doesn't know.
>>572174737Delightfully devilish Seymour
>>572174737They'll never see it coming
If this isn't a circlejerk then I don't know what is
>>572174491This is me too. We can't allow thread personalities to keep going unchecked
>>572174972It's Uma&Co's fault for letting a schizo stay in the club. Unfortunately the danchou is a friend of them but the rest of the members should have jumped ship a long time ago.
>>572175532To be fair most people know this. The NTR thread is just a couple people posting conistently and people who barely post here to begin with
>>572175715Everyone is fine posting in the threads except you fags since this is your safe space. Pathetic
>>572176036Thanks for checking up on our thoughts!
>>572176036>Image spamKeep telling yourself that
>>572176172One schizo probably one of you fags everyone else is ignoring and moving on as usual
>>572176227Yeah the thread looks great
>>572176260It's so good that I can't help but come back here to talk with you guys!
>>572176361I'm glad you're finally having some self-reflection capabilities
ahhh the schizos and freaks are stuck here and just one other spamming. >>572176432 irony!
>>572176403
geeeeeeeeeet fucekd thread spammer
>>572175715schizo behavior, you mean people that actually play the game
>(Dead)Not even V's this desperate getting his thread used lmao
Still not using the fatass thread.
>>572177576Thread quality will be better without you~
>>572177696You really love me and won't let go~
I'm thinking V won or at least at making you fags mindbroken
>>572177884Nigga you keep posting in the dead thread
>>572177973and talking in third person
quit acting so tsun nonnies!
>>572177973To laugh at you !
>>572178421fuck your avatarfaggotry
>>572177884That was his goal this whole timeNewfags are so fucking stupid they forgot the essence of shitposting2016 election tourists killed this site not the hacking
>>572179037>meds>touch grass
>>572163378Sorry, stepped away. Here it is but deep down, you knew what it was already, didn't you?
>>572179003
The funniest thing about all of these are none of these posts sounds like from V. V's writing style is so painfully oblivious that you can know it's him without an avatarfaggotry.
>>572179889>being this obsessedis this love?
>>572180380It's not like I asked for this. You niggas can't stop talking about him for like 12 or more hours and I kept getting forcefed of it
>>572180552How does this personally affect you anon?
>>572180683Aside from hiding posts and making my filter list, not much
>>572180831It seems like you're personally invested in this since you're here with me. Don't lie to me
