vampire quest fukken tomorrow>Bank Tags, Trouver System Rework & More!https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/bank-tags-trouver-system-rework--more?oldschool=1>The Fractured Archive - First Rewards Proposalhttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/the-fractured-archive---first-rewards-proposal?oldschool=1>GE Improvements: Beyond Max Cashhttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/ge-improvements-beyond-max-cash?oldschool=1previous >>572269210for the fukken goobers who want it for some reason you are welcome please say thank you/osrs/ /2007scape/ /osrsg/ /rs2007g/ /rs07g/
>>572372913>tranime OP image that has nothing to do with the gameMODS
>>572373053Are you retarded?Thats maiden on the screen
im back at seers w700 btw pull thru
nuh uh the monitor has maiden of sugondese on it
>>572373053what aer you talking a bout thats the maiden in the theater of blood
ive done 10 herbiboarsthe calculator on osrsportal says i have to do 4830 for 99 taking 100 hours(accounts for no staminas) if i do 48 an hourand so it begins
>>572373053>nothing to do with the gamefound the questlet
skilling beyond quest requirements is wild to me.
Do you even have your fire cape gaynas
posting in a general for a video game that dont even play is wild to me.
thank you for the high effort op i like when we look like a serious general
no i dont im working on 99 hunter
cant wait for sneeder arrows they are going to crank my doom grind up to eleven
>>572372913What would happen if you went into TOB and instead of fighting the Maiden, you laid down your weapon and told her that she was beautiful and worthy of love.
>>572373501You said you were thieving and now you dont have your pharohs sceptre which you need 2 of and no rumours
are you fucking serious, if your mems runs out while your pet is out, you have to pay to get it back... what a fucking joke.
whos doing bmr with me on release
>>572372913How is this about osrs?
>>572373774we got a group of 2 right now doing it in 27 hours you can join in
im doing bmr in 26 hours and 55 minutes
>>572373665im 99 thievingi can get sceptrs and do rumors at 99 they will be easier even?
>>572373931um wait why is the vampire quest not in the quest listdt2 and wgs were hyped for months and those were in the quest list way before release right
>>572371556>>572371556>>572371556pals? does anyone use these plugins ?
>>572374260you will be hacked
Bondies crying when they cant use megarares on the quest boss
>>572374260if it is in the plugin registry it is safe and approved. i personally use tile packs sometimes. i use wikisync all the time
ive had wikisync on for years should i be worried
>>572374260how are either of these suspicious
depends if youve been jerking in front of your webcam
i dont have a webcam and i dont do that
>>572374260plugins were banned last update be careful anon
the fuck? i just got capsized during some pirate ship fight on the red reef quest... now what kinda of nightmare am i gonna have to go through to get a boat back here and actually win it next time too?
whys there so many nasty ugly fat smelly reply guys
loading up a bunch of repair kits and just sniping everyone to death without touching a cannon
>>572375182shut the fuck up retard
>>572375081just bring like 10 mahogany repair kits and pray range and shoot them with bowfa or mage. just tele to any dock and summon your boat and yeah you do have to drive there
just found out you can do some cool stuff with fairy rings
>>572375316yeah ok thats not so bad i didnt know they were gonna have a boat resurrecting wizard herei flipping capsized on my battleship (the biggest one) and they want 75k to fix it... yikesbut im gonna call in my frigate anyway and use that instead it's stronger and more agileand yeah gonna need to make better erpair kits, the standard ones from the shipyard shop only healed 5... like wtf? questhelper needs to specify that u need powerful ones
osrs wiki team is stalking and harassing me because i gave them my ip
Should I invest in Mod North W stock now to cash in on the Blood Moon Rises?
I really can't be fucked to do Araxxor, noooooo
I'm still mad they made the crimson kisten a spec weapon
you shouldnt get mad at things out of your control
>>572375718literally me but with aviansies
>>572375816this is good daoism
>>572375842I should really just bite the bullet and do the tasks. Maybe I'll finish the nox hally and then won't have to do it again.
>>572375863its something ive always lived by. why waste the energy
>that one osg poster that hasn't brushed his teeth in WEEKS
>>572375816whats not in control? it was polled
>>572376326why do all of these apply to me? whats my first name?
why are you are quoting yourself >>572376326
>>572376437you cannot control the outcome of a poll the result is the result
>>572375816Slave mentalityDo not go gentle into that good night
>>572376554the result is from voting which you have the control of doing
>>572376613they key phrase there is 'out of your control.' are you spending your time seething at what you literally cannot change? kek *sips green tea*
heh if I act like I'm right I am right
>>572376732SlaveMentality
>>572376963who are you talking to?>>572377026ok stay mad at nothing i guess
no kekkerino in the threaderino
going beast mode
I'm feeling lucky
i have to click twice to get to the next spot sometimes this is bullshit
732 gets it
im lummin my bridge rn
and you know what im going to go make some green tea too
>>572375953They have pretty nice drops and a pretty good superior, could do part boss part cannon
ok who gaf
>>572378316True I do still need an imbued heart.
another 230 revenants. lets go. maybe this time ill get my chainmace
helmies be like i should be able to obtain every single item in this game in a reasonable amount of time without trading or its objectively bad game design
its fine if i go dry on an item i know it has to drop eventually
>>572378885new content should also come out more often than once a year
bondies be like i will skip playing the entire game and just swipe my credit card
>>572375605The sloop does have more HP than the skiff I guess just make sure whatever you take has the best keel + hull possible, since keel gives flat armor and hull gives HP and def
>>572369808>zamorak usurped zaros by stabbing him with a magical macguffinI know that's what they say happened in the recent cinematic thing, but I'm 99% certain that previous OSRS lore for this was that Zaros literally tripped over into the spear, and Zamorak accidentally also impaled himself (hence the transfer of power between them)It wasn't some grand Caesar type assassination with 20 different generals ganging up on him, just blind luck that created the so-called god of chaos (fittingly).I like that simple, silly OSRS lore.
>>572379269I dunno, you really think they were or should be going for "silly" regarding the climax of their story about a massive world war instigated by the massive empire ruled by an evil god?
Rate the spindel drip.
>>572379578i once had a dream they made older school runescape that took place during the height of the zarosian empire and through the war
>>572379578Original RS lore was silly is all I'm saying, I don't like the grand hierarchies and aeon long schemes and dark backstories or whatever modern contrivances they want to replace the lore with instead.
are there peeps here with the captain's log fully completed?
>>572379874yes
>>572379969is there like a minimum level you need to do that? i just kinda randomly do ones near me which i hate because i know im gonna have to backtrack like 80 times at some pointalso i dont exactly know which waters im not allowed to go into yet so i just dont even bother if the water looks scary on the map
>>572380425i think you can just get on someones maxed boat with them and have them sail you to every site if they are willing to do that for you
>>572380425yeah you need I think 76 minimum which is what you need for the torch thing that lets you sail in the freezing water. there are charting tasks that require a higher level than that but you can boost for them. I kept an empty beer glass in my inv and a keg of the blue shit that boosts your sailing to do the charting tasks that require 78.Quest helper has a thing for doing charting you can follow too.
>>572380565no way, some of them require you to actually have the sailing level, for instance Meaty will just tell you "you no good sail her" if you don't have the 66 in crystal-flecked waters, even if you boosted to build the keel
>>572380425>>572380687>>572380797also the most you need to go into any water currently available is an adamant keel and helm iirc, and some mid tier sails but you are gonna have that anyway probably.
>>572380687>Quest helper has a thing for doing charting you can follow too.o shit ty, it looks like it is just picking up on my location and progress all on its own too, OP
>>572381145I would recommend looking up the drinks on the wiki before you drink them, some of them are extremely obnoxious and dangerous, even some of the ones that don't give you a warning.
>>572379682Mask actually looks a bit like a dickwraith>>572381737Repeatedly being teled to random spots because le funny gets old quickly. It was supposed to be wholesome sailing charting content and they keep interrupting me and I have to go back, as if it wasn't enough theres 350 something of those tasks rehashed.
can someone make a roo reading the new message from mod ed i cba reading all that
Is shadow going to pump or dump? I'm getting nervous.
questing is so easy, i just did the entire morytania quest line in like 3 hours starting from nature spirit
>>572383690are you an ironman
>>572383796no
Are the drink trolls real or just hallucinations from bad booze
>>572383972I dunno all I know is I'm glad I got my free 10k xp from them before they nerfed it.
theyve killed HCIM so they're real to me
>>572383860No shit then nothing in the game is hard as a bondcuck
IT'S DONE
>>572384220Iron meme thinks the game is hard because he needs to do chores.
>>572383278why would the shadow ever go back up after the eye is a thing and jagex is probably gonna double down on elemental weakness
>>572384478Shut up and swipe your credit card LMFAOOO
helmies be like getting 18 crafting to make a silver sickle is really hard
>>572384220>heh i wasted a bunch of precious time doing tedious mind numbing shit therefore it takes more skilllel
just did 101 herbis and got 81 hunterapparently i just have to do that 47 more times and ill be 99 hunter
personally i have 99 crafting on my iron
>buy all the items ahead of time>follow the quest autocompleter runecheat plugin>wtf quests are easy fuck ironmen
>>572384564membs is free, only helmies have to swipe
helmies are hauling ass to get 72 smithing and 70 fletching just to get filtered by the boss lmaooo
helmies be like only 30 more hours of vale totems until i can make amethyst arrows fuck man this is so hard
mfw a bondie has to actually play the game
helmies really be like fuckkk dude farming ranarrs is so challenging
no one is saying that. can you read? we are saying that your claim>quests are easyis only due to the fact that you follow a cheat client plugin autocompleter and buy all the items ahead of time like a retard of course thats easy
>>572384834>helmies are hauling ass to get 72 smithing and 70 fletching just to get filtered by the boss lmaooothis shit is funny
inb4 mass complaints about how the boss is too hard and the game should be more accessible to irons
i hate to say it but mod ed's message thing is making me cringe extremely hard
>>572385519this boss will require almost no supplies and the boss will give you 100x the resources you spend on it
>noooo its not fair jagex im supposed to be able to beat the boss with mystic and mismatched d dhide!!!
>credit card swipers making up things in their heads againhahahahahah KWAB
helmies really be like omg i am literally trapped in maggot king prison if you dont nerf this im going to kill myself
>>572385068hehe I mined sand for hours on end ak so I can level upn crafting at 30k exp an hour. Imagine not doing that lol what a loser.
bets on what scarce ironman resource will be bloated on the drop table? mine is bird nests
helmies really be like wait bondies dont world hop to buy soda ash???
hate when the thread gets like this. wheres nanto
>>572385846i wouldn't be surprised if he drops molten glass since they want to add that dumb glassblowing pipe thing
https://osrs-herb-matching.netlify.app/I got 14/15
>someone makes innocent claim about quests being easy>helmies ITT have a massive meltie cant make this shit up folks
why does everyone in this general think they're cool and hip for not replying directly
>>572386343they are on HRT
>>572386110we need another boxing webm
>>572386343who are you talking to use the reply feature
>>572386343They are trannies (bondies)
>>572386220
How will they fumble the Myreque finale?
how was the finale in rs3
>>572387039they already did, some random worm thing is the boss in a vampire theme story because reasons
can someone give me a qrd on the myreque questline so ill be ready for bmr
it then crumbles to dust
>be ed>dude you know what mob we havent explored? >fukken morytania leeches>reddit dads love the worm bf thematic>but lets make it edgier by associating it with dead bodies>whoa I am such a genius mwahahaha *folds fingers with light shining across rimless glasses like in the japanese animes*
>>572387184they probably don't want you farming lowerniel since he's an actual character
Hey I'm an iron meme I'm better than you because>I need content tailored to me>Bosses that consume 0 resources>Every boss needs to have supply drops so I have to fish and farm less>Worthless resource drops that make skilling shit money and no incentive to train past quest requirements>
like my freakin bracelets
this guy is seething so hard hes just making shit up
>>572387585>reddit dads love the worm bf thematicjesse what the hell are you talking about
>>572387616you forgot because >im trans and heckin valid
>>572387106The Lord of Vampyrium was pretty sweet. Get captured in Castle Drakan. Escape with the Myreque and ascend the castle while your guys get picked off one by one. Ends in a battle with Drakan himself where you kill him.Then they did the actual finale “Rivers of Blood” where Vanescula obviously usurps her brother and the immediately tried to invade Misthalin. It was lame as fuck and even after that you and Vanescula are apparently just friends now
should i play rs3 for the quests
>>572387816vanescula instantly betraying you because she's a vampyre sounds pretty reasonable but you still being fwiends afterwards is retarded and probably what will happen in osrs as well since all of our quests now are about wholesome chungus therapy enjoyers cooperating with each other
>>572387106it was like LOTR but with vampyres, it was good
>>572387990wont happen. canonically we will rape and kill her, possibly not in that order, and then we will eat her corpse
remember when they banned a bunch of vorkath bots and dragon bolts went up in price and bondies started crying that they couldnt afford to use them anymore and that jagex needs to add a way to craft them
>>572387039It's already a fumble because Drakuck has no aura. Chadorvis outranked him in the Zaros empire. Why are we even wasting our time with this loser?
>>572388072damn that would be based
but the spiders are still controlling morytania right like wtf happened to that sideplot
>>572388078no, you made that shit up because you are a deranged troon desperately trying to justify your digital chores game mode to yourself
>>572388078i dont remember that at all
all this arguing… you would all benefit from the dao
>>572388036does king roald release the vanstrom files?
>grandmaster finale quest >reward is slightly better arrows
>>572388574then why aren't you a vegetarian?
>>572388842there is an anguish upgrade?
really sick of all the negativity desu
itll balance out eventually. it always does
stop putting shit behind slayer its the fucking worst
>>572388976assblasted iron?
stop putting shit behind sailing its the fucking worst
>>572389047sailing is based
>>572388862knowledge fail lmao
sailing isnt even that badi dont have to task skip for every single boss task
>>572389047this except behind combat/defence
i wish slayer worked more like sailing where you could select the exact tasks you wanted to do on each slayer master's task board
i hope bmr gives a bunch of def and prayer xp
>>572389349same
hope is really all you can have in times like these
unlamped xp rewards too
>>572389349why?
>>572388880>reward is a slightly better amulet
>>572389842because it fits the theme
>>572389923problem?
why do pures arbitrarily restrict themselves and then complain when they cant do content
Why does this general go to shit every evening
guess whos not excited for wyrmscraig
>>572390119because pkers are the whiniest people on earth
>>572390026yes
>>572390243who
>>572390119why do pures complain about not being able to do content when its obvious they have multiple accounts which they can do content on
the only way to save osrs is to raise the level cap but yall niggas aint ready for that conversation yet
>>572390261pkers barely get any content because the moment anything is added to the wilderness a bunch of 1500s start screaming about being forced into the wildy and it activates their ptsd
holy smokes do my combat stats really cause this much rattling
>>572390443stfu please that is a terrible idea
>>572390471case in point
>>572390507okay then youll keep getting "endgame content" with shit rewards because half the playerbase has been at endgame for a decade
>>572390493
>>572390637i don't care
>>572390443osrs would benefit tremendously from 120 slayer, divination, archaeology, and dungeoneering but they would all need a thorough trip through the bad graphics machine so people dont know they're from rs3
how long until Blood moon rises is available on the quest helper plug in?
>>572390736based daoist bro
After a month of not playing because of league burnout i got back to the slayer grind
>>572390915just keep the quick guide page open on the wiki and it will be updated quickly
>>572390958based, gz anon
the wiki page should be locked for the first week of the quest
osrs the best game in the genre for quests and puzzles and you guys cant wait to spacebar through it and use the cheat quest plugin that should be a bannable offense
>>572391057you should eat shit lmao
>>572391089"the genre" being MMOs? i mean i guess so but that doesn't really mean they're good
im getting off, im gonna play red dead redemption 2, then apex legends, then i might log back in to finish some more woodcutting. I still need 72 Cooking for the quest but hopefully that wont take long with wines
>>572391151i would venture so far as to say osrs’ quests are the best in gaming. whats better?
>>572391150based retard
>>572391347>wasting time doing things you dont want to do is retarded
>>572390915B0aty is going to spacebar it on release, so you can follow along with him if you want
>>572391439you don’t want to do them because you are retarded
>>572391317osrs's quests are literally just middling adventure game stuff
if osrs quests are the best quests in the mmorpg genre why does everyone spacebar through them while ffxiv and wow niggas actually pay attention to the lore
>>572391470nty i dont watch people play games
>>572391491nta but i don't want to do them because i feel they are a waste of time. if i could go right to the boss without reading a line of dialog i would
>>572391439if you get filtered by this games puzzles besides the 2 light puzzles in the elf quests you are retarded
>>572391558ok name one videogame that does it better
>>572391602But you'll use guides? kek
>>572391647new vegas
>>572391624this is genuinely so sadi guess it’s true that you have to be white to enjoy quests>>572391728kek
>>572391686yes...? what the fuck does that have to do with anything. that's not the gotcha moment you think it is bud
>>572391853Suuuuure
>>572390443yeah i can't wait to do 121 smithing to make a dragon scimmy
FUCK just died on 163 hp sol, trying to do reinforcements. Slightly bs kill too with 3 parries and no grabs, failed the last poke on 3rd parry. Sol itself isn't usually so hard but those extra mobs in the arena really throw me off.
>>572390443For some skills it makes sense
>>572392183nt, anon. You're almost there!
>>572388976this, but raids
>>572388842The better arrows just come from the farmable endgame boss. The real reward is ... a better flail. All GM quest rewards are really underwhelming all they reward nowadays is another 1/1000 drop grind from a monster or boss.
>>572384996The fletching req for amethyst arrows is chill. 92 mining for amethyst is a bit of a joke though.
>>572392494the flail is just a sidegrade to dclaws vw burning claws
>>572392494What about the sword?
its over
>>572392945sword? you mean wyrmscraig?thats a slayerslop sword
>>572393034Oh...
>>572391804>this is genuinely so sadthat you defend brainless chores in a video game, i agree>i guess it’s true that you have to be white to enjoy questsnobody enjoys quests, which is why they have to beg people not to spacebar through their bullshit filler "gameplay" >>572390723
only glue huffing autists are the ones that hate questing because it interrupts their tism
>>572387990I don't recall Vanescula ever being your friend, she seems to despise the uneasy truce as she should
>>572392183bro its the best content in the game lmao just get lucky lol!
>>572388574you will never be a woman
>>572393474t. dies on wave 3
>>572393986so what? i am not going to waste 100s of hours dying to 1 piece of content until i get lucky
i like having multiple accounts i don't like doing the same quests over and over
>>572394058you dont have to get lucky. you can learn and adapt and get good..... or you cannot.....
>>572394058you think you can just luck into a quiver thats hilarious. actual female? or the estrogen doing its job
>>572394190>you dont have to get luckyyeah but 99% of people will just get lucky for their 1st quiver, funny how that works huh?
im a girl and i have a quiver so can we not be sexist
>>572394505you have a cock
post tits
is quiver what you call your penis
>>572394460Something tells me you didn't understand it's not the first quiver
>>572393124too retarded for be to argue back lmfao
There's something relaxing and rewarding about farming. I can understand why old people get into gardening. It just feels good.
>>572394460if by luck you mean not getting any double souths, sure. but you have to do it more than once and eventually you will need to learn to handle those spawns. and its really rewarding when you do.
>>572394598oh so you still didn't learn shit and just run on luck lmaogood content btw
>>572394607spoken like a true nigger
>im a girlwe all fucking know you aren't
>>572393851i have never claimed to be a woman because im not
>>572394670you cannot just "get lucky" without knowing what to do. but you know this
>>572394663>you will need to learn to handle those spawnshow do you handle them
john dad is having a chud moment again
The JDF is not sending their best.
>>572394891John Dad Force?
>>572394671nigga you can’t even read quest dialogue ctfu this game is for whites
>>572394986do you play a female character by chance
>100 gp per ardy knight pocky>8k pockies to level 94wait am I actually making money thieving omg like 1m gp per level
>>572395469yeah but im a boy
>>572395529cannonball stalls are on average 143 gp if you're a bondie.
is there no mass world for moons of peril? it's been ages since i've done it, and i wanted to refresh my memory by copying other people
>>572395652that is apparent. at least you know your place
>>572395701yeah butstalls means I ahve to be tick perfect or I miss a cycle and click an empty stall and awkwarldy run around and miss the next cycle too due to pathing
sometimes it's hard for chuds to understand that someone can be born as body type A but really be body type B.
>>572395971i have 3 adventurers, 2 boys and a girl. i am a male. i have never once claimed to be a girl
>>572395978You don't need to be anywhere near tick perfect, have you never done port roberts stalls?
>>572394819i could post a clip but your just going to call me lucky
>>572396110uhhh no I have only done bakery stalls and stuffI saw settled did a circle stall thing but that looked giga aids
>>572396158it's giga chill way better than spamming clicks on ardy knight.
>>572396158its not aids at all, try it
>>572396121i just want to know how you handle double south spawns
>>572396158at least you're using splashworlds for ardy knights, right?
>>572396121He might also call it cheese, bug abuse or something :D Nothing you can post or do he wont complain about.
>>572396248>>572396246it looked very not afkI can watch stuff while stroking the ardy knight
here's your luck brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axpn2y7E3mE
>>572396429if you want afk do civitas citizens with the plugin
>>572396416i dont know why you're so terrified of me
>>572395991Sometimes it's hard for mentally ill people to understand reality when institutions only enforce their fantasy
this place is really ugly right now im clicking x on the tab
at any point you guys could study the dao and be done with this
done with what, the bait?
>>572396784dont come back
the cycle of bait into seethe into cope back into bait
>>572397129screw you i will when i want im really clicking it now goodbye
>>572397243fuck off
can someone come with me to the makeover mage and be my emotional support
what world
are you starting your transition :o
As a transchud im glad pridemonth is almost over
>>572396481i am beginning to suspect that defence is actually a lot better than i have been lead to believe
>>572397741no really? but if you do this and admit it people will say you cheated lmfao
>>572397741always has been
>>572397828who cares
>>572397828Defence is bad until you can use it to ignore game mechanics
nigga we getting MONEY
>>572398142not that anon but on release i barrows tanked vardorvis and didnt do any of the mechanics for like 50 kc
did 178 heriboars and thats after i went from 75-80 hunter in the morning doing chins so i can probably poopsock just straight herbi and wrap up 4800kc pretty quicki dont particularly care about the pet or herbs i just want to be 99 and being able to grab dragon imps and unlock glories would be nice because f*ck crafting
i wonder how jagex feels about people putting on the one set of actual defensive armor in the game and sleepwalking through their epic hardcore gamer content. i bet raids 4 or the bis mage cape thing will have some kind of mechanic where monsters ignore your defence
what if we all took turns and said something we like about runescape maybe that would fix the vibes
ok me first i really like the quests
i like tob and boxing
I really like numbers going up
>>572398651fuck your corpo de-escalation shit>>572398709you're retarded, quests are for brainlets. fuck you
i like skilling on my lvl 3 ironwoman skiller
>>572398926you're male
>>572398849Oh and I really enjoy some of Mod Ash's music tracks. Forlorn homestead is great
i like incrementally improving at late game player versus monster encounters
>>572398903why do you continue to oust yourself as non-white
>>572399007yes i am a male. my adventurer is female, yet i have other male adventurers i also play
>>572399076>oustcase in point: shut up nigger
all this male female stuff is so confusing
>>572399228idk man you keep proving you don’t know how to read english very well if you own a dictionary try looking for oust and maybe that will guide youafter that pick up How To Read For Dummies
>>572399352they're called type a and type b now
>>572399378you are just another chaser faggot, big surprise
is raids 4 tomorrow or what
does anyone know what this guy is talking about or why he is acting this way? >>572399527
>>572399596no it's just the vampyre raid.
Is the melty chud really john dad
Yeah he gets really upset when someone says that they're a girl.
john dad was saying how much he loved the coliseum
i never said i was a girl. one of my adventurers is a girl. i am a boy
i thought he was best friends with jaycutie
>>572400038you are into cock. because you are a fag
i'm learnding
>>572400121im a man married to a woman with a child. you are very wound up and i suggest you study daoism
>>572400140you got lucky
>>572400185sure thing. we both know you are full of shit
>>572400185i wouldn't marry a woman with a child.
>>572400209WTF
>>572400317you won't marry because you wont leave your moms house. gooning to kids for the rest of your "adult" life
>>572400279>>572400317absolute freaks, both of you
>>572400480I am married to a woman 8 years younger than me
if that guy was a freak i wouldnt have agreed to do the new quest with him in 22 hours and 30 minutes and 21 seconds
>>572400624im not a freak im a daoist
>>572400140how do you know when to activate the second lil tree for the orbsometimes i do it too soon or too lateis it after the boulder explodes that he smashes?
See >>572386343
>>572400731NTA but level 8 and onward you should start learning the pattern.Easiest by far is: Normal attack -> boulderThis means you want to break the 2nd tree between the 1st and 2nd boulder exploding after switching the 1st 3 prayers.I don't know how easy that's to understand.
>>572386343Discordtards
>>572400894>>572401053you think its a joke or something but its not, its literally a gang of trannies and chasers that coordinate on discord and pretend like they dont
is there a pokecenter for boats or do i gotta spam consumables on it to get its hp back up?
>>572401162wtf is a chaser why did you call me that earlier? and im not in any discords nor am i trans
>>572401279i dont know sorry i havent trained sailing yet but i hope that some1 can help you!
>>572401279i think one of the guys on the dock can heal boat for like 2k
>>572401279Go to a shipwright, customize boat, and the guy in there can heal your boat for gp.
does anyone wanna do tob?
>>572403932repent groupslopper
does anyone wanna smoke weed irl and run rooftops with our adventurers and talk about the dao using in game chat
>>572404080i just want avernic defender
I am predicting that the top post on the 2007scape reddit tomorrow will be something along the lines of "maggot king is absolutely kicking my ass and I LOVE IT" and then it turns out half of his mechanics are broken
i dont know how to tob nobody will teach me
>>572404280and the most downvoted will be "We nerfed the maggot king drop rates"
does anyone want to watch The Story That Leads to the Finale... | Blood Moon Rises, An Illustrated Myreque Questline in discord together
yeah but im going to stay muted
>>572404831wonder why
girl if he wanted to he would
its because im shy
i'm just going to spacebar through the quest and read the quest log for next steps
>>572405712you're going to make mod ed cry
>>572400140doom 3....i'm still getting fucked by orb + 3 prayer flick + dodge boulder but it's going
>>572405319yeah bro, thats whylol
white boy kinda cute...
strange uploaded a vampire video but it is only tangentially related to runey so I cant really link it
Just got my LMS 100 cape, and here are my thoughtsJust remove this from the game, it is the most toxic community ive ever met. The amount of times ive been told to kill myself or had death wished on me or my family or even straight up being called the N word (somehow uncensored) is unreal.(edit: I only say gf, im not toxic in return)Im not bad at pvp (also not great), but the community has gotten so bad its now extremely unenjoyable.remove LMS from the game
>>572406775me after getting dd'd once
>>572407696fuck im a ESL retard now the whole thraed will laugh at me...
>>572407863ayo this nigga typed wrong LMAO
It's a useful teleport I guess
>>572407971Sick, gz
Just in time for tomorrow. All the bosses are fun, except for the nylocas room.
>>572406716why does this always remind me of Skychi
i want another synapseyeahthat would be cool
>>572409897i still use one of his hangout outfit examples, what 20 years later or so?
>DWH vorkath>Miss>DWH vorkath>Miss>Teleport out and restore stats>Repeat 5 times
untapped market for osrs themed tenga eggies
For me it's the kraken onahole
>>572410802are you xerious? it took me like 1400 to get 3
>>572411054>dont have maxed combats>bossl0l
>>572411561*activates protect from meele*
I slay for she
>>572411513I have 95 in all of my melee stats and are using super combat potions...
>>572411462are you... xericous... herhehehe
Levi treats me so well, even though I hate this boss.
>>572412357what the FUCK
>>572412419it shares the drop clog it's not real
omg I powered through like half of level 93-94 thievieng today chat we are making big progress>>572412537the two beads are real though
Krystilia is a confirmed murderer who killed a merchant in the Wilderness for the fun of it. She probably sends you on wildy slayer tasks specifically to get you PKed
Yay, I wasn't stuck in the vorkath prison for very long.And I noticed I'm wearing my quiver instead of my infernal cape for this kill for some reason.
>killed a merchantoy vey
>killed a merchantdamn i didnt know she was based
best osrs lore channel?
is this the least amount of rewards for a grandmaster quest
the fuck is osrs lore it is just a slightly altered version of rs3 lore which is dog ass crap
i mean were getting a whole new raid
can remind me what grandmaster quest we have to complete before that raid becomes a thing and where it came from
>>572413235gzso dumb that you can't upgrade quiver with range cape
soon i will never have to cut a single tree ever again...
>>572414308the world wakes
dao check
my 4k monitor died basically this is the worst day of my life
how did u do the cacha with no monitor
4k is a meme, embrace 1080p high refresh rate monitors
well i formerly had 2 so
ok so thats not the worst day of your life then imho
okay can you explain why it isnt
its only half worst because you still have another 4k monitor
>0 uniques at moons of peril at 100kc (except for darts)glorpshit game for homosexualsi'm going to bed
WAIT when tomorrow is the questmaybe I should go to bed rather than owlmode so I am awake for releaseI had so much caffeine today my shadow feels a bit weirdyep I think it is time to go take a nap within the next few next fews
just tanked a pker
any time there is anything white in this game reddit discord faggots have to say "CUM XD"
>>572414695which monitor did you have?
cum phase LOL
this is me and my future bf
>>572415734i would kill myself for an irl gf with that hairstyle i need it so bad
>>572416164hi my toon has that hairstyle and i have that same haircut irl although it is slightly longer and flirts with my shoulders
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT THE BLOOD MOON RISES IS COMING OUT ON THE SAME DAY AS A REAL LIFE FULL MOON?!?!?! WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THERES TEAKS IN PRIFF
>>572416013stay mad about it cum helmie
yeah you're just going to put justi on and now inferno and colo are free right? go try it. oh wait you cant because you're a piece of shit garbage iron
>>572416287are you doing TBMR tomorrow with anyone
quest bro for tomorrow hope much time we got left
19:29:45
unlocking bones to peaches in a cute (yet fierce) outfit!#varrockharddiary
>>572416579well im sick rn so im not sure ill play tmrw but i do plan on knocking the quest out first thing when i can and no i was going to do it by myself but slowly and narrate all of the dialogue out loud
i decided that i wont wake up early for the quest because it Likely wont be in the Quest Helper plug in yet
>>572416739i meant to say how not hope
yea don worry im really good at context and understood you
>>572416926can you vocaroo some of them and post them here
>>572416926that was me who asked if anyone wanted to do that yesterday soo
>>572416302omg I never made the connection but I knew there was a full moon because I can feel it in my
this is the faggiest general I've ever seenOSRS has been doing better than every but somehow the /vg/ thread is the same 2 troons replying to eachother
im also really good at context. i think we will be a good duo for blind questing
>>572417630>>572399163
>>572417630rsn? if you try to read about daoism you wouldnt feel this way
>>572417527that would be fun and i want 2 but i would just be made fun of>>572417612asked 2 do the quest w someone or wdym i wasn’t here yesterday i was out and about
I might make it a note to self to call the boss the worm boss or worm king to not accidentally type faggot king ingame because I can totally see myself fumbling my buttons and doing that on accident
>>572417791Religion is for people who need a book to tell them what they should thing. Moral training wheels.I'm not saying it's bad, but I know for a fact that no religious teachings would enlighten me because I already know better than most normalfags. I don't need the wheels.
>>572417907yea and to narrate it out loud
>>572416081MSI MAG274UPF dead after 2.5 year
>ips
ok tootbrushing and thieving at the same time is actually hard
omfg bros im literally one level away from 2200
need my toot brushed fr
>>572418065i think it would be fun i always do the holiday events like that w my friend where we both choose to narrate either the toon or the npcsits a cute idea but r u a chud would u say
im training on ogres right now in niggig preparing for the faggot king fight tomorrow
>>572418234crud, i bought this one second hand In January, I hope it lasts me longer than that...
>>572418049ok. as a daoist i don’t really feel anything about this comment
you're not a daoist you eat sentient creatures
Maggot king is going to be big money, I can't wait to grind it.
strawberries arent sentient>>572418519im the furtthest thing ever from a chud
>>572417931lmfao
is it going to be another sweatlord boss like yama and doom?
>>572418965why do you think daoists wouldnt enjoy eating anything
movement boss
If this boss requires anti-venoms, I'm going to pissed off.
>>572419391just buy some from the GE
>demonic digger>maggot kingThey know what they're doing.
>>572419457grow up or dont
>>572419457and? based. god north was the best thing to ever happen to osrs
>>572419421Wait, I went there and it only allows me to buy bonds??Is this what it means to be a bondie???
>>572419561unfortunate..... another bondie learns his lesson....
>>572419561VW on a UIM wtf
>>572419876he paid for protection in the wilderness
quest friend are you here
>>572419876CCTV alt does wonders.My clog for those are very silly.
yeah im bout to go to bed but im here whats up
>>572420252all three pets wow
>>572419495
should i go get a edible to prepare for the quest
yes i will be hitting my cart for the quest
>>572420381
>>572419018thats nice sry not trying 2 be accusatoryit feels deceiving to say im a girl straight up but i am trans so if ur cool w that then i might be down but ya no worries if u dont fw that
Yep, ggs.
>>572419018wtf i missed this why do you guys think daoists cant eat sentient things? did a buddhist tell you this
no i dont think that i think your just not supposed to over indulge
>>572420539kys
>>572420843oh okay thats more accurate except in rare cases where indulging is what wouldve naturally happened its kind of hard to explain
>>572420540EH i can potentially bond you up if you can meet
>>572420907out of pocket that t girl was nice
>>572421079don't talk in third personalso kys
>>572421118im the daoist not the t girl, you are mistaken
>>572420907yea i figured sry 4 existing im gonna go shower now
QRD on this "dao" meme they keep trying to force?
Seems >>572417630 is right on the money
>>572420539>>572421215thats fine dont apologize for existing ill find a way to add you next time your on
>>572421391dont reply to yourself
>>572420975I got $10, gonna get one tomorrow.
>>572421427im not replying to myself im the other daoist and ya your way out of pocket punk now if you excuse me i got some edibles to pick up
>>572421347im just being silly
alright vmapire quest tomorrow but now it is sleep>>572421215for how many hours this is important
>>572421525You're not leaving because you're mentally ill and can't resist replying
im the original daoist going to bed too. if im banned for all this daoist shit ill see you in game at our agreed time and place tomorrow w700
learning levi is hard bros
who is the dao feller anyhow
laozi
Being a troon is the most anti-dao thing ever because it is actively struggling against your natural circumstances and it is almost always driven by extreme ego and narcissism.There's a reason why it has a huge overlap with autism and cluster-B personality disorders
lozenge?
ive told you like 5 times today im a man and not a trans woman
>>572422478X to doubt
you can call me what you like i dont mind, i was merely letting you know you are mistaken. goodnight
everyone is finding love and inner peace on osg except me
>>572422594You keep saying you're leaving but you're still replyingWhen will you be honest?
as for me personally ive found the exact opposite on account of my avoidant behavior
>>572422613>>572422671may i recommend daoism?>>572422665whenever i feel like
>>572422723So you admit to being a liar
>>572422789no that was me the other daoist im walking to the dispensary
wait which daoist do you think youre talking to
he got confused but i actually gotta stop replying i almost got hit by a car
this was a stupid forced meme from the beginning
>>572420252wtf!! nice log brotheri just got this but i've only gotten blade so far from calv
>>572422842When will you be honest?
gn dao bro
Friends, thank you all for being here today. When I first stepped into the Mage Training Arena, I don't think I truly appreciated what I was getting myself into. Somewhere between the endless telekinetic puzzles, graveyard runs, and wondering if I'd ever see the end, there were definitely moments where I questioned whether I could stick it out.But every time my motivation started running low, you were there with encouragement, jokes, and reminders that the grind wouldn't last forever. Your support made a bigger difference than you probably realize. It turned a long, repetitive journey into something I could laugh about and share with all of you.So today, as I finally claim Bones to Peaches, this reward feels like more than just another spell unlocked, it's the finish line of a challenge that all of you helped me cross. Thank you for cheering me on, believing I could do it even when I wasn't convinced myself, and making the grind so much more enjoyable.Here's to fewer bananas, more peaches, and hopefully never having to spend quite that much time in the Mage Training Arena again. Thank you, everyone.
>>572423680didnt read but gz
me i dont trust myself to become close with others unless someone is planning to cough up a bond haha
why does the combination of a tbow and ava's assembler physically repulse me? ew....
if you wouldnt lend someone your twisted bow, then they arent your friend, they are just someone who hasnt stabbed you in the back yet
what if they lend me their twisted bow?
>>572424405then you should give it back when you're done or else you're a nigger ass brown piece of trash
did you just do a racism outside of /b/?
>>572424632i'm talking about the game
i asked about borrowing a tbow from a friend and you went on a weird racist rant what's wrong with you
colosseum minotaur if it were AWESOME
>>572425037stealing someones twisted bow is nigger behavior that is a fact
>>572425126
who said anything about stealing?are you funded by splc?
slc punk sellout slc punk poser
>>572425449if someone lends you their tbow you have 2 options1. give it back2. be a nigger and keep itvery simple dichotomy
>>572425126it would have a visible cock
stealing it never cross my mind, maybe you're just predisposed to crime, absent father perhaps? or something more genetic?
>Niggers start running as soon as you start gearswitchingI swear pkers are some of the most bitch made mfers on the planet.
>>572425725ok but would it cross your mind if you lent it to someone else? it doesnt hurt to be aware
is the GE max cash limit removal live?
Here's a picture I took on my run this evening. It's quite obvious in hindsight. Even still - well planned, Jagex.
>>572425835then why are you paying $15/mo for a scout?
>jagex commanded the moon to do a special event just to celebrate their runegame questdamn they're influential
>>572426268beautiful
As for me, I'm playing some Guardians of the Rift while I wait for Blood Moon Rises.
as for me my ribs and left side are all scuffed up again and im finding it difficult to not pick scabs
>>572427930dont they make little gloves you can put on the dogs paws so your sides dont get scratched up while your taking the knot
what
How impactful is a +3 min hit?
>>572428370arent you canadian?
>>572428398It doesn't change the actual range of what you can roll, it just replaces your 1 (0), 1, and 2 rolls into a 3 instead.So if you're max hitting 80 with your tbow, not that impactful. But then if you're using your venator bow that's bouncing to 3 targets, it's much more.
every so often my mouse right clicks when i left click how am i supposed to fight brutus
0-3 vs soli got sol hands on the last one fuck man
I pulled a dupe in moons im now mad and skipping that moon
>>572431406no you cant do that what about your drop rate
>>572431406i want you to know that when i first saw your post i thought it said you were hopping mad
isn't this epic new quest coming out in a few hours? seems like no one gives a shit.
>>572432345i care lol
>playing against a lily>final final round, get a punish on lily with full super>can kill with level 3 combo but go for style >land dream combo into level 1 but burned out>doesn't kill>lily wake up level 3s to kill me>disconnectswhat the fuck just happened, it feels like he conceded out of respect because i had the win but just barely missed lethal with style insteadi wanted to upload it but it didnt save because of the disconnect
>trying to learn vardorvis blind>tp to boat via fairy ring>die >have to walk back from kourend>do this repaetedlyis there an easier way to do this
>>572432345if by a few you mean like 30
>>572432548SHIT WRONG GENERAL
>>572432636its literally coming out in like 5 hours you fucking idiot
>>572432548what
>>572432548its called a desperation move and nearly every boss has one
>>572432694ok
yaaaywish that was the tp tablet tho
>>572433451gz :)
your making me eepy
go to bed princess tomorrow is a big day
giant's foundry would be more engaging if we got to see the giant who made the commission use the weapon
>go to bed at a normal time to sleep for vampire raid>forget that it is full moon>sleep terribly>wake up after just a few hoursomg why does this always happen
>>572436046how is the moon phase relevant
>>572436252because from experience I sleep worse during them
Why is the new reward some fucking arrows and a new ranged neck? both of them are straight stat inflation.
>>572436327do you also belive in star signs and tarot
>>572436381lol based
>>572435000who the hell talks like this? kill yourself loser
>>572436398I am a pisces if that tells you anything
>finally unlock hespori and medium contracts>every other contract is white lilies >only way to get white lillies is hespori and contracts
>>572436705mental illness
>>572436783actually it's only hespori not contracts
>>572436046for me ive been having intensely vivid dreams every night leading to restless nights
How long until tbmr comes out?
please read the quest
good morning today i will kill herbiboar
>>572438054you don't kill them though you dope.
the herbiboar runes away but dies shortly after having its organs harvested
>>572438297say that to my face irl not over the internet see what happens
barraging nechs is too much pressureconstantly running around to get the actually good drops and then repositioning so that the barrage hits a good group, re-aggroing them, can't alch except for the paltry explorer ring daily limit
>>572438980are you not stacking them?
>>572439032oh right, stacking them is more annoying right now because shiftwalk has been broken for a few weeks ( i know i could turn on right click attack but still) and even if they're stacked, it still means having to go grab new ones and re-stack etc.i'm not saying it's bad, it's just frantic
>>572438980I venator bow everything
another raid. yay. woohoo.
>>572439567just mark 2 spots on any wall 1 tile apart and then alternate clicking between them until they all stack up. i find nechs to be one of the most chill tasks>>572439658faggot king is not a raid
>>572438980I just banked the rne stuff. You guys value your time too much then complain, it's wierd.
>>572438980yeah i skip nechs
>During the quest, players will finally set foot beyond the limits of Gielinor itselfeveryone is just okay with this i guess?
>>572439840stop posting
>>572439875you do that all the time though don't you? isn't zanaris the moon and the abyss some weirdo different dimension?
>>572439796>the rne stuffwhat's the me stuff
>>572439930>noooo you have to play like my maximum efficiency guide tells me to!
>>572440092nobody skips nechs retard shut the fuck up
i just skipped nechs what are you talking about
they filled the map the next logical steps are to create new maps and new worlds
>>572438980they are annoying af I don't care how good the xp is. also I still don't understand how the nech superior works, I just try to blow it up before I die.
>>572440170you're probably an iron that cant afford to burst or barrage then, they are probably the best task you can possibly get, literally cannot imagine skipping them
>>572440202oh like the rat catchers mansionthat quest was ahead of its time
>>572440129i do, they're annoying so i don't do them
>>572440413do you have brain damage?
>>572440564why are you so rude because people don't want to play like you want to? do you have brain damage? you sound like a nigger
>>572440657i dont give a shit what you do honestly, not my fuckin problem
>>572440761well you're bitching about it and replying even still so obviously you do faggot
cared enough to reply multiple times
>>572440810because you arent giving any good reason why you'd skip?>they're annoyingeven if you didnt pick anything up, its an insanely fast and low effort task, you're just posting bullshit, it feels like pure trolling
morytania girlswe'll melt your choc-ice, palrcb, blue d'hide on top
>>572440930death spawns eat up hits and exp and are annoying, no thanks!
>>572440304you shouldnt be making assumptions about me like this
irons really are the most insufferable group of people imaginable
west ardougne represent now give your cats upoh oh oh oh oh oh oh
gemcrab's bretty ok
>>572441254that dude is def a bondie
>>572441482which one
(You) are definitely [account type that you dislike]
(I'm) going to sleep
will the red reef be required for the blood moon rises i still havent done that one :s
should i do mlm to 99 for ores for smithing or stars for gems for crafting?
>>572438980lois its just like that one time i had a barrage task and had to pick up all the items
Runescaper lifehack: cut bag with scissors so you dont get grease on your sleeve/arm while clicking runey
ok starting to get sleepy again the pull of the moon is subsiding maybe I will try to nap for an hour or two and then come back to vampire raid
>new grandmaster quest new zone and new boss releases in 2 hours>thread completely deadwhat killed osrs?
quests suck and i dont read the i use the helper plugin and skip all dialogue
i got snacks for the raid
>>572445581I just drink my chips
>>572445878they are sleeping charging up energy
base 80s are done soon, not looking forward to slayer tho
What cc is everyone hanging out in nowadays been gone for a while
>>572447487Lgbtq
>>572447487dont listen to this bigot >>572448450we're in lgbtqia2sp
>>572436046your posts are really ugly now
>>572449217fuck off bitch
>>572436783>you average 13 white lily seeds every 16 Hespori kills (which takes ~28 days)>less than one seed every 2 daysIt never really stops sucking, I'm always at 0 in the bank. If you go 2 or 3x dry on it, that contract is a skip for fucking monthsThe seed packs they can also come from are the tithe farm packs, and they are never going to be worth going for
>>572450015I just buy them from the GE, did you try that?
Epic new login screen bros
>>572450157You wouldn't worry about white lilies at all if you were a mainoid, because contracts would be pointless and you'd just do tree + fruit tree runs for farmingMaybe use context clues next time, dummy.. Very obvious this is regarding ironmen..
should i bring a rope and hammer maybe a knife
>>572450157why is a main buying white lily seeds lol
>>572450280I actually did herbs and watermelons to 99 because it makes money.
Make sure you follow at 27 pre-requisite steps and all of the necessary setup required before starting The Blood Moon Rises, anons!
ill turn music on for mod ed
Why isn't runelite updating the client? I keep closing and relaunching runelite but it keeps telling me to restart the client.
>sacrifice mechanicand its shit
LET ME LOG IN YOURE WASTING MY XP FUCK I WAS ALMOST 83 HUNTER AND GONNA GO GET SOME DRAGON IMPS
>we've opted to revert to an earlier version of the OSRS logo with the banner attached for players using RuneLiteBoomers won
>>572451380>>we've opted to revert to an earlier version of the OSRS, right before Zulrah was addedholy based jagex
finna milk a cow ya feel me
>>572450452lol the new fishing thing with the leeches is literally the fishing minigame from jak and daxter.
its just going to be lord of vampyrium with slight tweaks isnt it
im ready to beat some vampires off
>game update>quest list updated>see hundreds of people at the quest start location>try to start the quest>"this quest unlocks later today"lol, lmao even
>>572451851Fucking for real? Fuck this I'm going to bed its 2am anyway.
>>572451997it unlocks in 45 min
so funny they are still pretending pet hunters are why items crash in value not the bot farms
>don't finish 99 Fishing, leave ~1m xp for trawling (marlins, bluefin, halibut)>don't finish 99 Mining, leave 1m xp for mining sand (for 99 crafting), and probably 1m xp for mining enough amethyst>don't get 99 WC, leave... something (500k xp?) for getting enough of the new sap, for BiS arrowsAnything else I'm missing, any other reasons to not actually max a skill because you'll passively gain a ton of xp in it eventually?
>>572452273oh no I got xp after hitting 99 I'm so bad at runescape
>>572452273its perfectly okay to get post 99 xp
my retard client still hasnt updated btw
>>572452087>pet hunters are why items crashsaid nobody, ever
>>572452273I regretted getting 99 prayer because you get a shitload of prayer xp from doing hunter rumors and slayer.
>>572452397blacks have their clients updated last
the quest cape diary req NEEDS to be changed
>>572452435shut up
>>572452363>>572452368I know it's okay (and expected for many skills) to get post-99 xp, but I don't want to end up wasting 20 hours per skill grinding xp I didn't need to grind>>572452427Good suggestion, I'll probably do calcified rocks most of the way to also get Prayer xp, and sulliusceps are the best non-tick manip WC method so that's more prayer xp, and I'll do rumor 91-99, but didn't think about Slayer much.
>>572452528i had to suffer, so do you
>rollback confirmed on DiscordLmao what did they fuck up this time, is there another tbow spawn? Is max cash dropping from everything again?
>>572452813actually you had to suffer less in this situation
>>572452397restart your pc
>>572452758>but didn't think about Slayer much.It's probably stupid and inefficient or whatever but I unironically got like 10 prayer levels above 75 just from using demonic offering on the ashes from slayer mobs.
>>572453024>10 prayer levels above 75also known as 85
>>572452871apparently theres a bug where you have a 100% accuracy on bosses
>>572453097No I mean I got a variety of levels between 75-99 from that. I didn't do it all in one shot.
i pay 140 dollars a year for this incompetence
>>572453103Really? That sounds fun.Just bring a blowpipe to anything and get GM time.>>572452397>runelite is down for me after the second update>was fine for the firstWell that's what my hubris gets me...
maybe jagex should worry less about my audio settings and more about FIXING THE GAME
oh frick i forgor to sell my blood shards
>took a shit>cant play anymore because some stupid quest I'll nevr do needs to "work"Fucking why
How long until tbmr goes live?
rev up those spacebars, we have cutscenes to skip
>>572453308bmr is the start of the platinum age 2
>>572453024Nah that's not stupid, there's little reason to not slayer on arceeus spellbook and resurrect heads / offer ashes if you're not barraging or whatever.Zero ticks lost for free xp, it's just extra effort.
>>572453356it should be live in 24 minutes but who the fuck knows since they suddenly had to shut down the game when the quest was supposed to just unlock without reboot needed
>>572453548Fuck I'm not home yet
>multiple skillers reporting accidental melee level 2s from the 100% accuracy bug (cursed warhammer no longer splashing)Level 3 bros.. LOL
>>572453658please tell me this is real
>>572453658Lmao deserved
>>572451824Stinky breath.
>>572453658W jagex
>>572450452Going to do this + entity hider other players + close the thread + chats offHope this is one of the good ones
>>572453693doesn't matter they're doing a rollback
>>572454327Lame
>>572454327good
them begging me not to space bar through the quest wont work im going to space bar through it
>>572454473based
Completed my black border run in Guardians of the Rift just in time for the update.
woox is live
mod ed L
>>572454939>CAs not being rolled backWinners stay winning.
>trust us bro, the quest will be ready at 10 UTC, no more restarts :^)
>>572455428every time...
>These deadlier variants are far more aggressive, chasing you down to stay within striking distance. Superior Venators can appear both on and off task, though only the on-task Superior Venators will roll for that elusive Imbued heart and Eternal gem.???
SIGH
>the quest is a top down tower defence thingwhat the fuck, this game has truly died
>>572455930lol
i'm just going to pretend the game is online and smash my spacebar
>>572455663That is very weird, superior versions spawning off-task.I get why those ones don't drop the superior uniques, because that would be make the heart an even more aids grind (kill 50k of these mobs to go on rate for a heart or something stupid), but I don't really get why they spawn off-task at all in this case.
>>572456330for fun
>>572456330>>572455663Maybe it's like araxytes and some others where the superior is actually dangerous as fuck, and is there to catch people off guard.
A SECOND STRIKE HAS HIT MARNI'S ACCOUNTFrom a 3 day temp ban to a perma ban, all trace of him removed. Rank 1 is gone forever.
how was sailing a nearly flawless launch with no downtime
I took a look through the music list before they took the servers offline and noticed>Memories of the Myreque>I'm SorrySo it's pretty much 100% confirmation Veliaf sells out Ivan for a crumb of vampussy and we end up having to build that gay little monument from rs3
>>572456642>Veliaf sells out Ivan for a crumb of vampussybased, I would do the same.
>>572456546qrd?
>>572456546Didn't this happen weeks ago cos he was macro multiboxing?
>>572456814That was the temp ban, the hiscore removal is brand new.>>572456713He was caught "cheating" (allegedly, he claimed it was just abusing a plugin but no actual macroing but Jagex claims otherwise), got a temp ban.This morning he suddenly seems to be permabanned. This guy was rank 1 clogs, probably Lynx Titan-tier hours played (50k+).
>>572456625because they did open alpha and beta test worlds
>game brokenok good im going back to bed
OPEN THE FUCKING SERVERS
it's up
has a big update ever gone smoothly
is boss worth doing rn or nah
its been almost an hour...
>>572457487yeah log in
>>572457528okay im in but quest helper doesnt have a guide for the quest yet.. literally unplayable
>maggot king does poison and disease damageFuck my sanfews bro
>>572457672truefaggot king is the unbeatable boss because theres no quest helper to help me find him
>>572457723The wiki saved me on this one!To begin the quest, head to the Icyene Graveyard (accessed via the boat in either south Burgh de Rott, Meiyerditch or Slepe) and speak to Sarius Guile.Congratulations, quest complete!
Vampire icynene would be hella thicc
>>572457780un fucking believably based thank anon
If you think you're entitled to an update you're a fucking chud
>>572458249im not entitled, i pay for the game
>maggot king meant to be between phosani's and inferno in difficultyenjoy your money bros... i will be poor forever...
faggot king stats
maggot king is currently only as hard as a goblin in osrs because you can kill neither atm
>>572458350>1500 hpmod arcane slogfest incoming
I can't even kill Zulrah
why isnt guzu coming back for bmr
No restart needed btw
Every single fucking time
I wasn't paying attention, there's gonna be a new blood shard source right?
SERVERS ARE UPGO GO GO
so it is a boss i use crush on? i thought you couldn't melee it. do i use mage? its bonus seems high idk.. heavy ranged? doesn't seem too high
>>572458564there's dark red hitsplats in the trailer so the boss does damage to itself
>>572459135since you melee araxxor and get the torture upgrade and this MAGGOT drops the anguish upgrade, you probably range it
>>572459246makes sense, ty. glad i didn't sell my zcb for the bond merch
>>572459135so basically we dont really know because nobody has fought it yet
Servers up, quest unavailable for about 8 minutes.
Managed to do my star rail dailies, thanks jagex incompetence, we love you!
whos doing the quest with me
>>572459652"the blood moon rises will be released later today"IM GOING INSANE
yeah we're doing the quest
can someone give me a quick recap of the myreque story i forgot
Is the quest live? I'm on my way home
>>572459875some bullshit happens until a hot vampire chick shows up. she becomes your companion in this quest like serana in skyrim.
forced to turn my entity hider on osrs players are so corny in large groups
>>572460074Yuck I hate that
>>572460074based respect for the cinema
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>572460074I will play along.
vampussy
>>572460676only thing I care about in this questline for real
where tf does the grave go at the defend part
entitled is a lot like grooming its one of those words millennials and zoomers think is always negative
>YOU HAVE TO KILL A PHOSANI'S NIGHTMARE IN THE QUESTDROPPED
fomo hitting me like 10 000 trucks I want to be with the others doing the queeeeeeest ;:((((
I'm watching some homo sort books like he works at the library, this is boring as piss.
ts so corny bruh
What I thought Blood Moon Rises would be:>epic images of me fighting vampyres and storming castlesWhat it actually is:>pic related
>>572462747They ripped off the RS3 Resident Evil quest from like a decade ago. Amazing
>>572462747Hey man give jamflex a break how else would they recycle RS3's broken homes code
i didnt know how to solve that and im not reading books so i looked at public chat for the answer
the quest helper really shows who is retarded
>>572462941nigger I'm not here to play librarian simulator I wanna smash shit and smash vampussy.
like bro do you have reading comprehension
i like how modern jagex quests give you all the items you need during the quest
Lord of Vampyrium mogging the absolute fuck out of Blood Moon unless it actually gets good after the Resident Evil section
>>572462747An OSRS quest has a puzzle?OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST WANT TO COLLECT SOME BOAR ASSES.
i hope theres 10 more vyrewatch enemy gauntlets in the quest
Bros Quets Helper hasnt been updated yet but theres already a guide for the new quest written up https://runescape.wiki/w/Broken_Home
pious, fiar, scruffy, misthalin, sarls, essiandaryour welcome :))
how long does it take to get to the part where you have sex with vanescula?
resident evil ahh quest
why are you guys the gross kind of dumb retard and not the cute retard type
CAN YOU LAND A HIT WITH THE FLAIL YOU BUM
>The map orbWow, they really did go all out.
>>572463796what about it
>>572464065It's like resident evil
ok so I overslept because I prioritized my own health over a videogame but now I am ready for the vampire raid
Mod Ed is a hack
this mansion shit is COMPLETE aids holy fuck i hate this game
how do you solve the small hand clock
this quest doesnt feel old school at all...
>key snapped at some pointWhat is this shit mansion?
WHERE DO I FIND THE LONG CLOCK ARM HUH
i thought vampyrium will be some cool ass place like stranglewood but this is just a fucking puzzle mansion?
im gonna lose it at the clock puzzle
>>572465529Surely it won't all be this shitty mansion, right?
guys I'm falling asleep watching gnomonkey do this shit what the hell. why is it endlessly walking around the same red hallway jerking off with random household objects.
ok i figured out the clock puzzle somehowholy shit is that obtuse
>>572465828tell
>>572465853uhm read bro and use your head
wow anon wasnt joking about the map orb wtf
>Quest is called Blood Moon Rises >You spend 90% of the quest locked inside a mansion with no windows to even see the moon
>quest is called song of the elves>you spend 90% of the quest locked inside a library
>>572426268Minnow.
uhhh the vampyrium is flat and has no moon you idiots
dis quest has puzzles n shieeeet fuck nigga shits look hard af fr doe need me muh quester nigga yuh
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