#2025 - New 'Tana editionHalo: Campaign Evolved:>Assault on the Control Room, 28 Minutes of Gameplayhttps://youtu.be/C6JyOj-7tH8?si=qB-y7L4VoNxnDj3Y>The Silent Cartographer, 3rd Person Gameplayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aHhC4c1EzY>Skull Modifiers and Co-Op Detailedhttps://youtu.be/6sUil_Tj_OQ?si=mvGhONx3WouYsADwHalo News:>Halo: Campaign Evolved Community Q&Ahttps://www.halowaypoint.com/news/june-community-qa-halo-campaign-evolved>Halo: Campaign Evolved Achievements Announcedhttps://www.halowaypoint.com/news/achievement-list-halo-campaign-evolved>Halo: Campaign Evolved Standard Edition Releases July 28th, Premium Edition Releases July 23rdhttps://news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/06/07/halo-campaign-evolved-launch-preorder-xbox-games-showcase-2026/Previous >>572182872
The Endless has arrived
Bleach is the root of all.
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>>572431263I know i said i was going to sleep but you used the wrong pic.
>page 5
aaaannndd its dead
Settle down.
I hope no one looks at my plans while I'm sleeping.
Which Masterchief skin are you gonna use for your first playthrough?
>>572433254The hunter
>>572433254Go away marketer
>>572433254The pride one. Reach is my favorite Halo, btw
>>572434173I meant Halo 5, sorry.
Define marketer.
>>572433254Bonobo
>>572434290(You)
Is we watching The Bugle Call?
Probably gonna watch The Prince of Egypt.
>>572433254The nude mod. With dong physics of course.
I added Machine And Nerve and Adjacent Bias last year and neither of them got back to me after begging for people here to add them. Bunch of losers.
who and who?
Yeah, irrelevant
>>572435984Sorry I meant to say MendicantBerger not Bias.
>>572435920Halo is heterosexual.
halo 5 pc port please
>>572433254>Which Masterchief skin are you gonna use for your first playthrough?
>>572437645No thanks
>>572437645I would rather that money went to some sort of Halo Ultimate Firefight clone, standalone game. But done more professionally, with much more options, more maps and so on.
>>572433254>first playthroughBut I've played Halo CE at least 30 times.
>>572446898Yes but have you played through it again with shit Reach AI and all the modern game visual vomit?That's totally worth whatever it costs right?
>Halo CE grunts still unsurpassed to this day, no contest whatsoever>Reach and Infinite Elites come close to CE Elites>Jackals look like shit in every game (Skirmishers don't count)>Hunters are cool in every game>Flood look more gross with every generationWhy are CE grunts still the most kino grunts by a longshot? They completely mog every other version for some reason.
>>572451209Other grunts don't do sick backflips when you headshot them
Halo won
>>572451209Feels like their triangular shaped torso has completely disappeared
>>572454981oh no no no no no
>>572436519So you're telling me all the times elites said they thought I was cute and wanted to make out with me was just LIES?
GOOD MORNING MINTO
Rise and shine nigga
I guess that's it.
>
i will take this thread for myself if no one starts posting and trust me you do not want that
i killed a grunt and took a shit on its head
In the old canon, do you think ONI knew/had suspicions that the Forerunners were human?
>>572469332I'll follow this up by saying I think it's unlikely. ONI knew about the Forerunners even before meeting the Covenant, so if their analysts could have decisively proven that the Forerunners were human, then RED FLAG would've had a completely different objective: present the evidence to the Covenant. Why kidnap the Prophets to hopefully sue for peace when you can demonstrate your godhood? Even the Prophets knew that the truth about the Reclaimers would have destroyed the Covenant, so I like to think these facts would've ended the war a lot sooner.
I'm gonna give Ultimate Firefight another chance tomorrow.
dont bother
But i want to be part of da sekrit club
Halo won’t be played tonight. Not tomorrow either.
Speak for yourself. I, yes, me and i, will be playing Halo tonight and tomorrow.
>>572445263why can't modern game devs make metal? 99% of all modern materials have no depth. everything looks like it's wrapped in a layer of film.
>halo infinite shows your current weapon in cutscenes>campaign devolved wont even show your skintrash low effort alert
>>572466349looks terrible
Fear not. For Halo has been played.
filtered post above
>>572445263I'll never forgive them for adding lights to the rogue helmet.
>battle rifle AND custom gameNot Halo
>>572490402H3 desert bus is fine as long as the map doesn't have the regular Hornets. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you, biscuitboy?
Debunking the "Bungie Hated Fall of Reach" meme>Microsoft contracted Eric Nylund to write Fall of Reach>The crew behind FoR felt that there needed to be some in universe reason to justify the spartans, and since there was no alien threat at that time in the story, the insurrection and human civil war was what they landed on>Eric Nylund's Spartan 2s are hilarious overkill for their intended role of shitstomping human rebels in the outer colonies. Halsey is a psycho. They work for like a millitary dictatorship where the UNSC and ONI are in charge of political positions in their colonys>Bungie was against the whole concept initially of the insurrectionists and just wanted humans to have these super soldiers for no sort of reason>Jaime Griesemer: We were already working with (Fall of Reach author) Eric Nylund, who came up with name JohnDuring Reach Bungie had been fighting over the story and dialogue https://x.com/NilesSankey/status/2065113621492052123>Lehto: "In the book, I believe the Pillar of Autumn is in orbit at a docking station. We talked to [Eric] Nylund [the author of "The Fall of Reach"] about the whole event structure and we got the chronology of it down to where we felt comfortable with the little bends we were taking to make sure it worked best for the game and best for our game's fiction. We've had discrepancies with Nylund on what we believe is canon and what should be made sacred in the canon. But that's always the case when you have others outside of Bungie building the fiction for the "Halo" universe.">Marty O’Donnell: I could never convince the team to make a choice with which way they wanted to go. Suddenly there were all these characters—but they were just cannon fodder. They were nameless voices with no story. There was going to be a story of this girl and her father who was a doctor, but it kept getting cut down until it was meaningless. You didn’t care about anybody on Reach.
>SCRAPESCRAPE>SCRAPESCRAPE>SCRAPESCRAPE>SCRAPESCRAPE>SCRAPESCRAPE>SCRAPESCRAPE>SCRAPESCRAPE>SCRAPESCRAPE>SCRAPESCRAPE>SCRAPESCRAPE>SCRAPESCRAPE>SCRAPESCRAPE
No GoyPass ad?
>>572469332>>572469894Halo is a finished story.>Contact Harvest (Staten)>Fall of Reach (Nylund)>Cole Protocol >Halo CE (Staten)>First Strike (Nylund)>Halo 2 (Staten)>Ghosts of Onyx (Nylund)>Halo 3 + Halo 3 ODST (Bungie)>Shadow of Intent (Staten)>Reach (Lehto)Nothing else matters.
>>572497993Atriox is cool, tho
I think so too but the more time passes the more i dislike The Banished as a whole. Wouldn't be surprised if they get offscreened in a book or a coloring book even
The first game /hg/ loses will be banned from the thread forever
Halo 3 is poorly written
[insert halo book of choice] is poorly written
/hg/ is poorly written
>>572500526this is true
>>572500526this is false
aitch gee
It's lunch time what are you niggas up to?
Don't call me that.
>>572501490gonna play some halo
>>572501490First of all don't call me "nigga"
>>572501490Currently diarrheaing out the potatoes, onions, and pound of beef I had earlier
ngl im really liking infinite, im skipping all story sections btw
>>572501669>>572501917Fat Nigguh has spoken
>>572501490Pretending to not be a NEET.
4? bad, 5? not even a game.
dangerous trvke detected
left 4 dead but halo, thoughts chat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIUIGlD5Qog>MUH LE HECKIN OLDERBROTHERCORE BLUE Y2K METALHEART FRUTIGER AERO
>>572506519Buy an ad.
>>572506297ye
>>572506297Retard
>>572502059All you had to do was season the meat, Red.
>>572506519Secure a billboard.
>>572500526AA
>>572506297It already is to my knowledge
>>572506297Not Halo.
>>572507976Halo.
>sasoriHalo
i for one love far cry halo
>>572431145She doesn't look naked enough... they actually turned down how bad she looked in halo. Like naked with bands of code running down her unmentionables.
Halo lost.
Infinite sure is a far cry from Halo
>>572514882at least she has her figure
>she
Yes, she. Our gal.
Are clothes on Cortana degeneracy?
Kashiiera?
Unironically I wish all Bungie Purists fucking hung or shot themselves. I genuinely hope you die and kill yourself tonight. I wish you were literally, actually dead. Like on the floor in your own blood or hanging from the ceiling with no pulse.I'm so fucking sick of you whiny, pedantic, moronic, OCD-ridden, nostalgia-blinded FAGGOTS, who are obsessed with every change in Halo, big or small. I hate you with every fibre of my being. I wish that a meteor would hit your house and specifically your room while you sleep tonight. I wish you caught ebola at the airport. I wish you got in a fatal car wreck on the highway. I wish your mother aborted you. I wish your father pulled out. I wish a localized solar flare event extinguished your life. I wish a wild and rabid animal attacked you in the woods. Fucking. Kill. Yourself. Now.All you've done for the last like 16+ years since Bungie left, is whine, complain, rant, and generally be complete fucking pricks to be around. No other fanbase is this fucking petty and I absolutely loathe the fact that I have to share not only the same game community with you, but also share this planet with you.
We will play Halo.Yes, you and me. We. Together. As one. Make us whole. Return the Marker.
>>572517313AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
modding games is no child's play i tell you
>>572517230I just know you typed this with a bright red face and steam coming out of your ears.
Carrier Forms
>>572519431A girl.... AND an ODST? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing!>eyes pop outAROOOOOOOOGA!>jaw drops tongue rolls outWOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF>tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach>WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr>tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart>Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... >heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirtba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum>milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streetsBABY WANTS TO FUCK>inhales from the gas tankhonka honka honka honka>masturabtes furiouslyohhhh my gooooodd~
>>572520076Go back to Preddit and kill yourself
Retire the thread until Campaign Evolved is out. I don't know how much longer I can take all this forced posts.
>>572521390Then leave.
>>572521390I'm forcing myself inside you.
>>572521390Fuck off back to your groomercord then
>>572501490sensual frotting with my girlfriend, and you?
Cursed Halo is actually pretty great
i wish i was groomed on a discord
>>572521390Kill yourself Red
Forced
it's just lord schizo
>>572522680>Cursed Halo is actually pretty great
FORCED. All of it.
gaylo by means of force
>>572523223I think so.It's crazy how much better AI Johnson sounds than whoever is doing him in the demake
>>572522680>>572523535I wish the gameplay was balanced a bit more instead of just being lulbulletspam. I did a playthrough with some buddies a while ago and it was a drag at times. The novelty wore off really quick.Cursed Halo 3's cutscenes are pure, unadulterated kino though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrTt3kdUzQY
>>572524546Kino. No need for ad purchase, you're free to go anon.
...but i already bought it.
>>572524546Buy an ad.
>>572525897>>572527404I spent all my money on Halo Campaign Evolved Premium Edition
>>572527562>I spent all my money on Halo Campaign Evolved Premium Edition
>>572506297yeah nigga
>>572515387its a fictional women nigga what figure is she supposed to have a loli?
stop saying n*gga
>>572528827If saying the nigga word invokes twink death, I'm gonna say it all the time.Nigga.
Twink death is not real lol stop being a fatass and take care of your body
>>572529642Nigger.
>>572528827
I'm not playing tonight if you keep saying that word.
>>572530315Negro.
very much gaylo
>>572530315
>>572530315Forced
Cringe thread, congratulations.
wow just like all the others before it!
Cringe post, congratulations.
Not Halo, congratulations.
>>572531126Lurk 5 years before posting, nigga
is this what we are reduced to?
Is this the halo thread?
having bosses in Halo is retarded.
>>572531559
Oh this thread is brown today i see
it's blue for me
Just like Halo
>>572524546>>572522680it's my favorite way to play the library"DID THIS MOTHER FUCKER LOCK ME IN A ROOM A G A I N?!?!"
>>572536591Kill yourself
Sad that Griesemer is the only Halo dev that still talks to us, but he's a schizoid cryptofag who gets mad at you for not buying a twitter subscription.
>>572536591Master Chief, ya mind telling me what you're doing in the Land of Oz?
>>572536591Master Chief is God
Big Beautiful Combat: Evolved
>>57253737690% of them are lefties and left (or don't use it regularly anymore) twitter for one reason or another in the last few years.So now we're stuck with the schizos.
>it's 9pm>the lobby isn't upWe said "nigga" one too many time, I'm afraid.
Man fuck it I'm going to bed, have fun playing hay lowmaybe next time...
I don't play with freaks anymore
Guys, Mexico is playan' rn.
>>572538732We can take this opportunity and win some matches in Halo 2
>>572537793We don't break the 1st commandment here.
I'm almost home.I'll open up the lobby when I get there.
>Mexico vs Ecuador
>>572539447Forced
>>572539447Halo
>Microsoft closing yet another handful of studios >343 still gets to live
343 IS microsoft
>>572540558Yeah weren't they called Microsoft Games or some shit before CEA launched?
On everyone's soul, Halo WILL be played
>>572541616Prove it.
>>572541616
>>572541679
WTF HE'S PLAYING HALO
ARREST THAT MAN
>he
>>572542887Im a whole ass nigga yes he him
We don't talk about "They".
>>572540420I saw it herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYzaKiBfYOA
I like the song '117' from the Halo 4 Original Soundtrack.
>>572543489come play halo nigga
>>572543297Buy an ad.
>>572543297>halofollower
We are dominating still.
playing HaloMessage THE ONE BIG RED for an invite
>>572545859Buy an ad.
>>572543539no, i'm busy anon.
Buying all the ad placements.
>>572545991did Chiefo won?
Gobiin is the Fiesta God of /hg/.
Gobiin, Gobiin, Gobiin!
/hg/ OWNS Halo 4
>/hg/ has WON halo 4
CoolEthan59 OWNS /hg/
Halo 4 has been raped
>>572545991we support Mexico here
didnt kiss a boy during pride...
>>572549716faggot
Ecuador number one
>>572547071MEXICO IS ON A ROLL, MY NIGGA.2-0
>>572550390Oh shit... my nigga Mexico. I was joking with Ecuador, you know
Mexico es Halo
>>572549716me neither, i was in full marathon gear instead lmao.saw a bunch of cuties but damn, it reminded me i am so lonely.
MEHICOOOOOO
>itt
>>572551128Basado
/world cup general/
CREAM TEAM WHERE WE AT
Starting to think i should stay away from snipers
>>572551542she is a child
kys y'all.
TOTAL SPIC VICTORY halo won.
shut the fuck up
>halo this month>bleach this month>pride is over>jamal comes over tomorrowWe've never been so back!
>>572554663>>572554772>>572554987kill yourselves.
>>572458536
make your own thread if you dont like it
>>572555220
>>572555213Been there, done that. Good night you nigger faggots
looks like a guy eww
>>572555273>>572555502>>572555514Go kill yourselves
All me btw.
>>572555750Kill me yourself you fucking coward
Cute Halo Yeeze bf
This is why I don't play with Redcord. Why must you house the worst posters within yer lobbies.
...how is redcord related to the shit happening here right now
>>572555948Forced
Who give a fuck about a cord nigga
it's the faggot.
SoulCalibur VII = Cloud StrifeTekken Tag Tournament 3 = Tifa LockhartStreet Fighter VII = Baki HanmaGranblue Fantasy Versus Rising Ascension = Aerith GainsboroughGuilty Gear Strive 2 = BayonettaSkullgirls 2 Deadly Airport = A.B.AKing of Fighters XVI = Jin KazamaDead or Alive 7 = Stella Bridge, Pai Chan, Vanessa LewisVirtua Fighter Crossroads = RyuUnder Night In-Birth cL4d~/>+}=()*$Rz8.jpg = 2BHalo: Combat EVOlution = Minecraft Steve
its halo general, there is going to be faggots
>>572556428Forced
>>572556428FFVII will NEVER be Halo
>>572556439delusional loser
>>572556563kiss
Good night /hg/!
nah
>>572557464Halo? what the fuck
Eurobros show them why i chose you!
>>572537887schizophrenia is aryan
four hours ago
>>572500526true
bed breaking Campaign Co-op with minki
Forced.
>>572559186Forced
Forcing my way in Mint's wombAnd no... I don't mean the ghost girl...
10 hours ago
That was 10 hours ago.This is now.
Halo:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=3394&v=X5xavN4-eqs&feature=youtu.be
Not Halo + buy an ad + kill yourself
>>572562449Buy an ad.
