Previous: >>572484961>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Narita Top Road (3* alt), SSR Tazuna HayakawaNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
first for lolis
opecute
>>572504793cute boy>>572504928sexy goddess
boybread
fix the cm from the OP to Leo 2 next time retards
This one.
uma x mtrainer is so ahh
autis/uma/ has ONE slot currently open and ONE extra slot opening at the start of the month to any dacchis that want a comfy a+ club, wherein the only rule is not flatlining :)apply in game with /uma/ in your bio, or here to join
Boy improved.
Digitan LOVE
>>572504928
why're retards still in the other bread
You only have two months left to save for Machan
Mambo has 5 slots open for anyone who wants a comfy A+ club
>>572505086false advertising should get your club kicked off the clublist
wahey
>Mmy trainer showed up with a blockhead.
Tachyon LOVE
V did you win or lose, can you answer me?
>>572505402charlie brown?
>>572505326I love Aston Machan.
>>572505339how is it false advertising?
>>572505402Cute Journey
Looking forward to this happening to me in a couple of weeks
7 and tragedy befalls Mambo next month
Add the anti autis/uma/ schizo to the DNI list
Is 3LB Tachyon SSR going to be copable or?
oh boy, round 2 is about to beginwho do you have money onhttps://poal.me/59ixxm
>>572505608I missed>>572505412
>>572505447>twice as many as [some other drama I know nothing about]I'm not a danchou, but if I were, I wouldn't tolerate either case. Being lenient is one thing, giving anons a chance to explain themselves ("I'll be away from internet for 2 weeks due to family vacation etc) is another, but flagrant leeching deserves the boot right before gibs. I personally prefer my danchou's style of putting your in toreina jail and upping your quota for next month (by 5M, it's nothing), but Slaglord deserved to be treated like slag and discarded.
>>572505706is the end goal of the dni list that it becomes too many characters to post?>>572505752that second skill point bonus is quite a solid upgrade... but copeable yeah
>>572505835make a pastebin
>>572504090>Ayabeuma for larpers, no one EVER posted about her story despite being so deep and sad>AIwhat is there to say to be honest, she stole Daiwa's gimmick but the design is way worse>Buena boring uma only liked by coomers who like incest but for cowards aka childhood friends >CurrenI guess using the attention whore uma is accurate>FineAyabe 2, only fact you ever hear about her is how she's the princess of Ireland (which is now not canon) and nothing more>Grass second most forgettable golden gen member after El, funny since they're roommates>mcqueenfinally a good uma>Dober two good umas in a row, impressive>Riceone of the worst umas to ever exist. not only her arc in S2 was pure filler, but cygames was too much of a coward to make her go full assassin, so she's just a "pwase feel bad about me" type of character for retards >Kitawould be 3 good umas in a row if it wasn't for her, even in this shitpost Rice ruins everything >Ogurihaha food xdd>Stilllarper supreme>Teioboring as a protagonist, underpowered as a uma, another newfag ticket bait just like Rice
>satonogames included uma trainer option just to maximize shekels despite tracen faculty being a literal garden of ningen>uma players now mistakenly think that the trainers might romantically like them>truthfully in every career the trainer is supposed to be ningen>as a cishet uma i am just an eyesore for trainers
>>572505858WHERE FISHE
>>572505827There is no drama, there's just a flatliner who is probably going to be kicked tomorrow after reset. Which is what I think normal people would do, but I also dont really care too much about this whole thing so I'm just not going to respond if you try to argue with me on this just as a heads up.
>>572505684Dont do that...
>>572505985your heart is filled with hate, anonchama...
I still don't know why I'm on the DNI list
>>572506008that's a dog
Cute Journey AdorfevreNakawaii FestaStay Precious Charming shipFenomarriable
>Wins every race + requirements up until the URA finales>Eats all of the alarm clocks at the very start>Loses in 6thThis nigga...
>>572506162I just don't like Rice, her character archetype is terrible
>>572506167shutup horsemeat
>>572506167Are you horsemeat?
>>5725057521LB Maruzen, 2LB Light Hello, MLB TachyonNow we train
>>572506167>I still don't know why I'm on the DNI listthe dni list is basically>49.5% faggots who genuinely shit up threads>49.5% faggots whos posting styles are well known enough so that people here know who they are simply by the images they use>1% mambopick which side youre in
>>572506250I like this clan
>>572506009
>>572505326i have 400 pulls stocked but wanna double spark on hello's bannerneed to figure out where i'm getting machan funds on top of thatmaybe anni pulls will carry me
>>572506314but I'm in neither of those groups (or mambo) and still on the list....
>>572505985
>>572506241Tap's Cities...
Your trainee needs you
>>572506314and 100% reason to remember the name
>>572506215Would say that's not fair just cause of the new danchou being a total fag but his club defense force being so obvious makes me believe that most if not all of them are like that.
can someone tldr the autis/uma/ drama
>>572506492and I need her
>>572506492It's my god given right to play dense
>>572506314mambo
reminder to finish your daily runs before 2AM UTC because maintenance will start at that time
>>572505086hey why did you stop boasting about kicking the flatliner like you did in every single recruitment post before this?any reason for doing that other than to be a smug dickhead? isn't avatarfagging as ryan and baking ugly fucking threads enough for you?you know we're onto you so you didn't even have the balls to keep the flatlining part whatsoever, even in your last post shown herefilth.
>>572506615Someone who didn't play the game got kicked.Billions must die.
>>572506615Their danchou went on a huge powertrip and kicked someone for no reason
>>572506528why do you think previous danchou left and joined uma club?
>>572506250My favorites.
horsemeat orchestrated all of the drama, avatarfags, schizos, my failed ace runs and 2nd place in a finals, everything so far btwhe's the source of everything evil happening in /uma/
>>572506737Umama could you not
all this drama just makes me like autis/uma/ moreI still hope they drop to A rank though
>>572506307i'll take the baithe was warned multiple times in club chat, with the explicit text of "do a run or youre boiled" being usedobviously i wouldnt screenshot what should've been an innocuous statement as i dont have the level of foresight necessary to foresee our club developing its own schizo overnightthe warning was given a day before (which they posted a shoe request afterwards, meaning they had the chance to see it), and an hour before, both times a simple message from them would've been enough to dissuade metake the L and move on, retard. now im done with this shitty dramaumamusume pretty derby
>>572505086We love you Ryandanchou don't get discouraged by shitstirrers.
>>572506492
>>572506737this is pretty autistic behavior ngl
I am on gacha withdrawal the LH/Tach banner cant come soon enoughAlso post your stash
>>572504949the singing is cute
>>572506848>he was warned multiple times in club chatzero proof of that
>>572506167I'm pleasantly surprised I'm not on the DNI list myselfI always get away with it....
>>572506905You are the biggest autist here
okay fine I will finish my run
>>572506848what you said has no meaning without proof
>>572506615ryanfag who now leads a club needs attention again thus stirs up more drama on purpose and everyone eats it up
>all this drama for an A+ club full of botters who are so bad at doing it they can't get it to S or higher umaoooo at its peak was in SS rank btw
>>572506828You cant just blame Mambo for everything!
Yae
>>572506828This is 100% true and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. He's also the one responsible for Cygames holding back QoL btw since he has sent multiple credible bomb threats to their HQ and told them he'd blow up the whole buioding if they dont let global suffer like other servers did.
the club drama was supposed to happen tomorrow. I missed so much of it nyoooooooooo
>>572506848Based danchou. I know your job isn't easy, Bricked stands with you.
Slaglard it's just a ten pull, stop shit-stirring...
>>572507086full nelson sex
this drama is so milquetoast, wake me up if a club explodes
you thought MANT burn out would save you from getting kicked one day before reset?tic toc avatarfags, do your runs or tomorrow there won't be gibs for you
>>572507158making out with Suzuka while smelling her pretty hair and touching her slender thighs
>>572507106Horsemeat is the reason Tosen Jordan has Late Aptitude B despite having On Your Left as a potential
>>572507158>shitty danchou sides with other shitty danchoucolor me surprised
>>572507076mambo is the only group sympathetic to flatliners. It's obvious to everyone they are the ones crying about a flatliner getting kicked
>>572506914I've been preparing for the maru, rickey, light hello, machan gauntlet
we are so drama starved that a club doing their due diligence is somehow news
Which danchous are not shitty? Need a list for newcuties to know
>>572506848It is lonely at the top, this is what leadership means. Well done
>>572507362people are REALLY bored with mant, please understand
>>572504889Yes, he openly let the thread know that leeches will not be rewarded in autis/uma/, and he is based for that. You can tell he looks out for his clubmates and will keep the club healthy. A leech that never earned for the club to begin with is not a clubmate. A danchou needs a spine and a heart, he has both.
>>572507262Why the fuck are you such a drama queen umama
>>572507348how the hell
Don't kick me bwo I need the carats or else my village will go hungry like Oguri Fat
>>572506084fair enough, most give the boot after reset. Autisma's case was different because the danchou warned anon multiple times before the ban, and the anon ignored him.
>>572507379from my observation:>/uma/ Club>TamaLovenot familiar with anyone else
>>572507472OguriFat??
>my sister started to play Uma>she rolled Fuji Kiseki and kept swooning over her I thought this was supposed to be a silly gag, not real life.
>>572506985you have been ruining the last THREE threads with your petty bullshit. i shitpost because i think it's fun, you shitpost because you're completely ass blasted. we are not the same.
Oh boy ALL of autisuma is here now
>Umama bots and then tries to stir shit up
everyone is here
It's kind of cool to see an image I made get reposted
>>572507438>namedropping schizo is the Rare Brick danchou
>>572506615an anon named Slaglord flatlined all of June (breaking club rules), was warned by danchou multiple times, ignored danchou's. So danchou kicked him right before gibs. Danchou posted about it, and one or two contrarians said it was mean, petty, and shouldn't have happened. They're now defending flatlining in bad faith after their arguments got raped last thread.
>>572505683this is me
>>572507641Desu I am a guy & swoon over Kiseki myselfShe's smooth as hell
>>572507752I made the Maya running thing and it gets reused from time time
>>572507601>Oguri ate all the fans again
>>572507763not him but thank you for admitting that's you shittingnthe thread up!
>>572506914hoardCHADs
Could I get some umas with titty veins?
>>572505327>it's realuhh wtf happened>>572507641>>572507837for me it's Sirius Symboli
>>572506737>Slaglord seethinglol, get fucked
i commissioned art of pregnant mejiro ryan
Is there drama going on? Is now a bad time to talk about being used by Fuji Kiseki?
>>572507865you're really trying to blame someone else for your actions huh
>>572507521>one club for hardcore grinders>one club for laid back gamersWhat else do you need?
this is why I post on /u/there is never any drama there
>>572507906This isn't Nikke, bwo
>>572507348>300 tickets hoardedholy shit
>>572507865>not himI'm sure
>The low functioning autist getting offended on behalf of someone that doesn't even play the gamekwab
>572507935[-]>>572507985stop pretending it's not you having a melty for an hour in the previous thread
>>572507964are you the guy writing the fuji fanfic? please save the thread
so there's no reason to do the aim for the farts event after you've gotten S rank and 60 entries right
If slaglord put all of this energy doing Mant runs he really would have had 20m fans on the last day
>>572508089Nopers
>V got nukedtime to take a look at the previous thread
>>572507935I-I'm sorry V-sama please forgive me... AIIIIIEEEEE NOOOOOO GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE
>>572507915new bot ban wave just hit clubs in the 101-500 range
>>572507646The ‘past 3 threads’ I was asleep. I don’t like avatarfags, and especially you with your constant engagement (you) farming
>>572508089>so there's no reason to do the aim for the farts event after you've gotten S rank and 60 entries rightunless you REALLY want the jelly at 4 daily runs, no
>down to only 80 friend points from borrowsWhat do I set my borrow card to after MANT? Currently on NTR
>>572506848based ryanfag, lenient but fair. >a message in club chat would have convinced me>not even a fan run>a fucking club chat, ie "sorry danchou x happened, I'll make it up soon" and he wouldn't be b&>nothingYeah Autisma danchou did nothing wrong and everything right. Good on you, danchou.
Should I get ramen today?
>>572508031I see...
witbros...can omega-3 fix her?
>>572508070keep sucking on it I'm sure he pays you well for all your hard work
>>572508121hmm not that much as youd think
>>572508079I'm the guy that posts "I want Fuji Kiseki to X me" and then write a little bit, yeah. I guess it counts as fanfic.
>>572508203Order a pizza
>>572508186hello ryantard
>>572505105>>572506215>>572507935
>>572507752I posted the original Keb chibi screenshot, it's funny people still post it sometimes and made edits of it>>572507915UHM MAMBWOS???
>>572506737>flatliner defense force
>>572508146>‘’get a load of unicodefag here LMAO
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/572484961/#q572498381https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/572484961/#q572499652funny
>>572507935We need to promote V to danchou status for providing the thread with entertainment
>>572507935>>572505105>>572506215>>572498381>>572499407 >>572499652 >>572500730 >>572500878>>572503357>>572504693hmmm, not beating the AGP allegations
>>572506968>>572507054there's zero proof that he didn't either
>>572508320Shitposting becomes a habit.
>>572507915Sirius has no aura unlike FujiYou can tell she feels the need to overcompensate & it makes her antics more sad than anything
>>572508475zamn V really is an agp cutietoo bad he's fat
Good night friends!!
>>572508235Youu're pathetic honestly considering you are actually running a bot yourself, find a different hobby instead sitting in this thread 24/7.
so V was the one doing a lot of the shitstirring...
>>572508365holy based
>>572508590is this surprising to you?
>>572508476he has the burden of proof here
>>572508386>ctrl-F deleted>screenfull of umaporn
>>572508590All of it, schizos are weird creatures.
>>572508590WOOOOOOOOOOOW NO SHIT REALLY HOLY FUCK WE GOT A SHERLOCK HOLMES HERE
>>572508590Always has been
>>572508294not him, I belong to well used to, technically Mambo. Fuck flatlining leeches
Disband Uma&Co.
Uma&co danchou should kick V for this
>>572508590>ignores the other 50 postslol retard
>>572508558how do you even come up with all these schizo theories for every anon here?
>>572508517I think it makes her more cute.Like how small animals are really aggressive
>>572508738>a lot means allyou're bright, aint ya
>>572508759What schizo theories? It is genuinely him defending the flatlining faggot
>>572508515Remember:
>>572508326that's a pretty good shoop, I can never make mine turn out so well. How do you match the text that accurately?
>morbidly obese bastard who keeps making shit up while avatarfagging with the ugliest uma possible is the one responsible for the troon fetish tooyou can't make this up
>>572508735I know you're a chaos enjoyer umanko danchou do it before maintenance hits.
>>572508787only 4 posts you linked were related. definitely a lot out of 50+. low iq turd
>thread is going faster cuz of drama than it was during finals I AM FUCKIN CACKLING WE ARE NEVER BEATING THE /vt/ ALLEGATIONS
>>572508836and we have yet to see any evidence
>>572508858Fake news
Every boiled anon in autis/uma/ (so far) got a warning in club chat first. I don't like the system that much, especially when first danchou was doing it because he'd wait little time before proceeding. But they do have a chance to see it!
>>572508906now THAT is funny
>>572507641Fuji has beauty, charm, and grace. It is inevitable.
>nice shoop bro>he said without providing a single bit of counter evidence that it's a shoop or fake
>>572508590That and people get bored and incite the retards
>>572508913I want to flick Urara's pussy lips
>>572508880I used ChatGPT
>nobody would ever falseflag as the topro postereuro hours are the worst
>>572508906Shouldn't you be farming fans for S+? Or is the bot doing it for you
>>572508954the cm was kinda shit tbfbut also yeah
We should all lick Gold City's body all over
>>572509075basedbasedbasedbasedbased
>>572508735But you are the danchou?
>>572508906>while avatarfagging with the ugliest uma possiblebut NTRs not seeking the pearl
>>572508646Since club chats are not permanently logged, it cannot be used as either proof for or against, so we must look elsewhere.
>>572509039>fake fan
>>572509038I honestly don't know what posts are real anymore
>>572508971Why is she like this.Wants to stay distant but also gets clingy when it suits her.
>>572508972keine wouldn't say that
> Throne advertised as an amazing card> You get to use it for a couple days right before one CM, and then never again because the next CM has better cards to borrowLmao
>>572508971
>>572508982>>572508880shoop? more like SHOOP DA WHOOPam I right fellow youngsters?
>>572509141Ryan, NTR, Pearl, are all equally ugly
It's times like this where I miss the IP count
>>572509161unfortunately the more widespread the botting tools were the worst the posts get because niggers could shit up the thread while some SEApoorean's vibe code would farm fans on their behalf.
>>572509216one of these is not like the others
>>572508164Speed Maru in two days.
>>572509231IP on Daiwa
>>572508982Mambo is a pretty popular club and anons in Mambo like being in Mambo, so I assume an image saying 1/3 of Mambo is gone = lie until proven otherwise>t.was in Mambo
>>572509038>someone would falseflag using the same kind of shit stirring schizoposting as a known ban evader because... Occam's razor.
>>572509038>ACTUAL euro hours: chill as hell and the slow is SUPER slow>What you pretend are "euro hours", aka MID FUCKING DAY MUTT HOURS: fast threads with a ton of retarded garbage alongside schizophreniatotally no one would falseflag and pretend something is what it really isnt for funsies and to skew the picture
>>572509216This nigga thinks he can bag a girl like NTR irl
>>572509231Did we ever get a reason why they removed it
>>572509216
>>572509205
>>572509231>IT HAS TO BE ONE PERSON ALL OF IT EVERYTHING NO WAY EVERYONE HAS DIFFERING OPINIONS GOING AGAINST WHAT I THINK!!!!!!!!retard
>>572509335thanks you nice and helpful neichaposter
not me cycling my phone's connection to get a new IP every post
>>572508590You guys need more anti V training
>V gets nuked>All the posts calling ryanfag danchou a fag still there>THEY'RE ALL THE SAME PERSONkekaroonies
>>572509454THIS ONE LOOKS SO GOOD AND COMFY MAN I LIKE THESE PHOTOREALISTIC ONES THE MOST
>>572509451yes. its me
>>572509547actual schizophrenia this lot
>>572509375nta but it's criminally unfair how terrible Ryan's fashion choices and hair styles are. We KNOW she has excellent, fantastic taste in clothes because she picked out Dober's summer outfit, but she herself wears the most unflattering clothes with bad color combinations and has a terrible hair style. She got fucking ROBBED and I will never stop seething, she deserves better.
>me, a normal poster: sometimes shit posts for funsies, but more often than not just chills while posting cute imagery>you, a schizophrenic XYZtard: does nothing BUT shit posting all the time out of spite, while false flagging as whatever schiozo you find the most useful for the moment
Torena...
>>572509656based cbro
why my club doesn't have any drama...
>>572508906Hi Umama!
is it true that almondlove is behind all of this
>>572509454you're welcome seiunbwo, the pointless club drama might distract people from maintenance being less than 6 hours away
>>572509451I never said that, I was just thinking that any new IPs would glow in the dark. Meds doko?
>>572509773Incorrect, Suzuka is not present
>>572509656>>572509715I'm many bros, CB is just one of many vices.>>572509786VERY cute boy! The only good artist of her as well!
>>572509774almondlove died with the onlyfans
>>572509774It's horsemeat actually
V is a Cygames plant to distract you from the fact that they have abandoned their game and will not improve it in any meaningful way until it is too late to matter
>>572509840retard
>>572509774no its horsemeat again
>>572509918>I'm actually very mad that I just got banned like a retardI'm sorry that happened?
>>572509882The game just got improved gwo
>>572509707Ardan... I love you.
>>572509852
>>572494193>Please tell me at least one uma trips over in this
>>572510071hmm... on one hand>aion the other>wolf cuti'll allow it, but you're on thin ice
Do ai fags really think they can improve anything
>>572510041>OHHHH MY GODDD IT'S VVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEmeds
>>572510052
>>572510086thank you
Is Ruby's career any good? I'm starting to be interested in her and her kit seems funny with literally all of her evolved skills and her ult having speed debuff for the 4 umas in front as well as innate hesitant front
>>572510079Hag Ace?
>>572510086FAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>572510151These look REALLY heavy, mind if I hold them?
>>572509852>CB>ViceCB is many things, but a vice is never one of them.
>>572510186Her career is amazing if you have 0 self esteem
>>572510071>>572510124Consider the following. "Made" these two some months back for the hell of it, as I wanted to see what the two models do with it.
>>572510198heybe nice
>my trainer showed up with another dog
Wasn't V the first anon to beat witgod in cm?
>>572510319This applies to you too
>>572510086Super Creek, my beloved...
>>572510338hands for midgets
>>572509656I have been almost 20 years shitposting on every board and this is tame and dumb as hell, lowest quality botton of the barrel schizoposting when nobody here has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
>>572510226Dozo
>>572510352LOL you wish VOberon my GOAT
>>572510192Hug Ace
>>572510319oguri sex
>>572510263nta but I'm convinced.
>>572510086>Tama bought a single biscuit and called it a day because she's so poor
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>572510186>literally all of her evolved skills and her ult having speed debuff for the 4 umas in front as well as innate hesitant frontAAAIIIEEEEEEEE FRONTSISTERS HOW DO WE COPE
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
I want Fuji Kiseki to reward me. It has been a strange few weeks since I kissed Fuji Kiseki's forehead and upset her. Last time I walked into my office, she was waiting for me in her racewear. Now I walk into my office and find nothing. It means I can relax, shut off my brain, stop thinking. Big mistake. As soon as I sit down in my chair, I feel it pulled towards the desk. There, kneeling under the desk, in the spot that is supposed to be mine whenever she's here, is Fuji Kiseki. My mind fails to start up. It is like I'm pulling the cord to an engine and getting only sputtering. She's amused, laughing at me. I see a flash of her teeth, and then her head dips down. My zipper is up. My pants aren't pulled down. But Fuji Kiseki is still pressing her mouth against my crotch. Hot breath and drool straining my pants. Her tongue comes out, licking a strip just next to the zipper. She looks to me, expecting. I obey without a word, unzipping. She does the rest of the work, pulling with her teeth, and then just using her hands when she gets too impatient. Her lips hover over the head, mouth open, breathing against me. Then a lick. A short, quick flick of her tongue. Not what I expected. And not what I wanted. Yet she seems to settle for just her tongue, working from crown to base with just her tongue alone. The moment I lift up my hands (for what, I don't know, as the engine is still refusing to start), she grabs my wrists and holds them down against the arms of my chair. She shakes her head, says nothing, and continues her licks, her small suckles at the base. The only time she takes me in her mouth is when she can tell I'm trying to hold myself back. The moment her lips seal, I let myself go. She doesn't let me go. She holds me there, tongue pressed against the head, as I get soft. And her tongue continues to flick at me, even when I'm soft. Her grip on my hands tightens. I'm not allowed to get up. That night, I sleep in the office. At least I have company.
>>572510246Please understand, Luna is my main vice (wife), CB being a close 2nd.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s2gNErMozc>>572510378Anon, I never said anything about "wow this is super hardcore", the whole post is a shit post on it's own really, a joke on this entire farce.
>>572510383Good girl, these look like my hands could sink in themArdan is too slutty
>>572510383Man I wonder what it would feel like having those rest on my chest while you lay on top of me while we make out haha
>>572510423OGURIsex.
>>572510497I was agreen with you
is this the big breasts thread
what happens to the prize money if your uma wins a g1? as a torena do I see any returns from that or?
>>572510492thread saved
>>572510151Pocky kissing you while I grope your huge boobs
tldr: autisma danch is a fag and shitter?
>>572510621Never said that I'm smart either.
>>572510486Imagine being an uma with huge breasts and letting your trainer play with your nipples to cheer him up
>>572510613>ace offers you a tomatoHow do you respond
>>572510263I’ll take 20
>>572510667nyo
>>572510667yeppers
>>572510667yes
>>572510651That's where monies come from
Too much drama in this thread.
>>572510636It can beIt should be
>>572510651>as a torena do I see any returns from that or?Yeah it's split between you and your trainee
>>572510667Hello ESL-kun!
Finally cold air running through my veinsI can now masturbate without getting a heat strokeI'll dedicate this one to you danchou, this MANT run not a goon session thoughHope you gals have a day as fine as mine
It's ryan danchou's first month as a danchou.
>>572510186Her Torena does not value himself at all, but otherwise it's fine. Honestly, if I were to rank career quality for that sprint/mile group, I would do something like1. K.S. Miracle2. Daiichi Ruby3. Yamanin Zephyr4. Daitaku Helios (Would be higher if not for the sadbaiting into rolling for Ruby and K.S. Miracle)
>>572510841what cold air it's still like 30+ celsius outside and it's 10pm
i've heard you have new dramashare
>>572510841Still headbanging to https://youtu.be/N6lKT8REALw
>>572510941I'm watching vtubers.
so do i take the guts bakushin card or ntr
>>572510805do your thing instead, being gay or something
>>572510769Take a bite
>>572510841Isn't it easier to jack off when it's warm because the warmth makes it feel like the embrace of a woman
>>572510835>my reading comprehension is at a third-grade level>must be ESL!!
>>572511012ntr
>>572511012the guts bakushin card has a better skill but is agemasen
>>572510667Yep, nothing new.
>>572510817my paizuri slave>>572510636my owner
>>572511012haha yes anongo for the guts build
>>572511004i bet you kiss your screen fag
>>572511049no when it gets hot the skin underneath my foreskin gets dry as the sahara making it impossible to comfortably jerk off
>>572510516>>572510523dirty minded trainers
>no gwI already miss using falco ssr
>>572510995https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL_3mlOPnGI
>>572511058that's the third worlder dancho he paid off
>>572510928My room is now at a comfy 22°C>>572511049lmao, try doing it, I had to get off while showering because I was too horny
>>572511002Bono Baizuri :DDDD
>>572511002Me as the 5' tall individual
>>572511219I want to have a passionate makeout session with Ardan, is that a crime??
>>572511209I keep 30 cm away from the screen because I have good posture.
>>572510928no, it's notIt's 24 right now
>>572510928>chinese pigs have AC>European rulers and bureaucrats have AC>ordinary tax-paying yuros have no AC because governments b& ityou people need to lynch your leaders, desu.
I miss when the thread personalities were teioposter and tachyon rapist
>>572510263Sign me up.
>>572511256can I come over my room is at 29>>572511398NO IT'S NOT ALSO HOLY SHIT ANOTHER POLEokay actually you're right it's 25 now
>>572511012>>572511089This is a hard choicei think i like the Bakushin card but maybe its only because its newyou get Groundwork guaranteed which with the pace mosh pit might be decisiveBut the gold skill In High Spirits is agemasen, and you can still miss the skill trigger itselfNTR's chain just has to finish and Firm Course Menace is always onThey both seem to add roughly the same amount of distance
Why aren't there any good schizos? Why make posts for the sole purpose of causing conflict instead of causing joy?
I better not see a single post in this thread during a maintenanceThat means no j*ng, no jig, and no Words with Friends either
>>572511451>teiofatties>agnes trash poster, later slain by doto trash poster>number spammer>METRIC FUCK TON of game screenshotsnow THOSE were the fucking days
>>572511049The golden ratio is between 50-70, anything less makes your balls start shrinking and anymore
>>572511451And me!
>>572510328k b c>>572510478She's also the first uma to get lightning speed a sprint/mile late/end gold accel still meta to this day
>>572511518>causing joythe erpers?
>>572511529you think you're in a drama shitflinging thread?just you wait until NO ONE can play the game, instead of just the people who dont want to
>[-]
>>572508590>>57250866910/750 deleted and only 1 of them was about the drama... yeah idk about this one
>>572511446>European rulers and bureaucrats have ACcan confirm, feels great
>>572511205no i mean just the guts bakushin card for the skill and sprint skill hintson that topic where tf do you guys get sprint skills? there are exactly 0 (zero) good sprint parents and cards
it's 20 outside still over 28 inside because my shitty apartment has ONE window and zero airflow even with fans blowingstill feels cool compared to the multiple days and nights stuck at 32 degrees inside
>accidentally took this card on a borrow run, thinking it was throneSorry danchou, not playing anymore todayMy two brain cells are not cooperating with me
>>572511627ERPers are NOT Good aligned.
>>572511325Yes it is. As punishment, you will suffer Ardan's embrace
>>572510151Need your boobs against my chest while we tongue kiss
she has more costumes than my favorite uma
>>572511518Does recommending a 2003 visual novel every week not count as trying to cause joy?
>>572511451No, you don't understand, larping as gay is actually peak discord humor, 90% of conversations end up boiling down to spamming gifs of femboy porn at each otherThis is simply a cultural divide in action
>>572511612More, please
>get excited to play Umamusume >boot up app>mfw actually playing Umamusume & getting brocked for the 6th time in nearly a row having to spend all my clocks before Oka Sho just for the crime of running a Late Surger/End Closer
>>572511687Uh oh who are we supposed to blame now???
>>57251171719 outside here, yet one of my rooms is still around 27, not to mention the fucking kitchen that gets toasted by the freezer+fridge.I have PLENTY of windows on all sides, issue is that there is zero wind outside, so zero draft to force cold outside air throughout everything.
>>572511796why does a puppet need boobs that big
>>572511717She could've just used my mouth
How are europansies so afraid of the heat when SEAGODS would not even complain??
>>572511446eh, it depends on the country. In mine, most people are just too poor to justify buying itI am still up for lynching leaders tho>>572511481The last time I saw a Pole here was last year when one posted his Teio Figurine
>>572511852Mambo club defense force? horsemeat?
>>572511780Oh no I'm being lovebaited....
anyone else noticed how they stealthy nerfed Vodka in MANT and she no longer has NSM?
I'm a poorfag from EU and even I have AC
>>572511690>Ursula von der Layen plays Uma Musumebased, but you should still be raped and murdered <3
>>572511862you can just run fans in your windows to create airflowI have to sleep in the same room as my fridge
Is Umama ERPing as Ardan now? Is that even allowed?
>>572511693Run Sprint races and prayHope you get the events that give sprint skillsSSR Bakushin Speed has 10% RB
>>572511942I remember that too since nobody in poland plays uma I think even at pyrkon just recently there were barely any uma cosplays it SUCKS
>>572511518Idk I feel like chiyofag is the least malicious schizo we have
i love having my ac running 24/7 in the summergod bless america
>>572511996Where are her ears?
>>572511995And in turn they gave Oguri and a bunch of other characters their uniquesThis is not an improvement to clock drainage rates
>>572511803You aren't insistently trying to make the thread more joyful every other post like a schizo would. Also I'm not reading MuvLuv
>572511921>gods anything[-]>>572511996a fan, garbage european monoblocks and the like are not AC>>572512014what I'm talking about is a proper damn draft, something that opens and closes doors, while I got NOTHING going on. doesn't help that I'm right under the damn roof, so there is plenty of heat from the 40c days left over in that room
>>572511942I live in one of the poorest European shitholes and everyone has an AC
We got rid of anti-stego and anti-jp schizo didn't we since we all appreciate stego and the jp ramen posts.
>>572511921>not mentioning the Singaporean Sweepy anon who died of heatstroke Not cool...
>>572512065Turbo has a very big american uma vibe
>>572511995I genuinely don't even remember when was the last time saw a Vodka in cm.
>>572512231too flat
>>572511985Sorry Trainer, it was too tempting
>>572512017Tacuteyon
>>572512187Fair enough>spoilerAlso fair enough
>>572512220>got rid of anti-stego and anti-jp schizo>gained ramen and /ck/ poster insteadweird twist of fate to say the least
>>572512306When did /uma/ became so Still coded? Everyone here likes her
>>572512384she's nice
>>572512220dont they usually come on like 3 hours from now?
>>572512384She's cute
>>572511921an anon explained (which I don't really find convincing) that their residences are designed to retain heat, because Europe is a much cooler climate. So their roasting hot summers nowadays are especially punishing. The reason I don't buy it necessarily is that the only way to retain heat in a building I can see is thorough insulation, whether via building materials ie thermal mass or that shit you stuff in walls and attics. And if your building is well-insulated, it will stay cool just as effectively as warm. Adobe in the American Southwest is a great example. Cozy in the winter, but 1m thick walls keep it cool in the summer.
>>572512043I prefer no one plays it and I get to enjoy my local track in peace rather than people play it, but I have to endure the sight of the ugliest human beings cosplaying uma on the track
>>572511996You have an Armored Core?
>>572512384It's literally just UmamaTroons really like Still for some reason
>>572512384I don't care for her at all.
>>572512296The only thing too tempting here is you...
>>572512384I'm on team Aruvu but the bit with no one noticing her because she has no presence is funny.
>>572512384This is the schizo general and she's the only schizo uma (besides Cafe)
>>572510492I should find another Uma to write about so I can alternate when I feel like it. I will take suggestions.
>>572511803>>572512187Talking about recommending joyhttps://gbatemp.net/threads/release-amagami-english-version.668601/>>572512495HAH! Thanks for the chuckle
>>572512510
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>572512384>why does a board filled disproportionately with single, lonely men find a very cute and slightly crazy uma who's obsessed with (You) attractive? IT'S A FUCKING MYSTERY
>>572511907it's funny
>>572512490>I have to endure the sight of the ugliest human beingsSlovakians, no...
>>572512213I live in a commie block and we can't just install AC however we want>>572512490I don't have a track nearby so never went, would be fun
>>572512384Love is very attractive
>>572512478Double windows with an insulating air layer in between are a big problem in my cunt tree at least. Love seeing people who just tape shitloads of tinfoil on every window.
>>572512384meh
>>572512763I'm surprised by the amount of gopniks here
>>572512696They really are so bigDon't be surprised if I want to sink my hands in them
Next thread might be butter
>>572512478I will say with this most recent wave the big issue was that it didnt really properly cool down at night either. It went from 40° during the day to like 24 at night, which is obviously still big difference in temperature but that meant it didnt actually cool far enough down to be tolerable during the day with closed shutters/not using appliances that generate heat etc
>>572512202>[-] fag>crying about heat>pooreurosissies
>>572512905sex with tamaposters
I know the parents changes is a big deal, is any of this stuff important to know about?
>>572512626there's no way there's an imouto route in Amagami, right?
>>572512896poland is too westernized to be called gopniks nowadays...
>>572512696I need to sink my penis into them.
>>572512821why is catbox down only for me, if I open a soundpost the gif or webm doesn't play it's only a still frame PUN INTENDED and the audio doesn't playif I open catbox or litterbox it's as if the site didn't exist, can't even open catbox on my phone what's going on
>>572512970there is a platonic route for the imouto
>SeaGODS: die of pussy shit like TB, EN MASSE because they can't afford medication>EuroSISSIES: die of 105F like pussy bitches or while drowning>>572512970if I recall there was a bonus disc thing with imouto and even one for sensei
>>572512903>>572512987
I'm praying we get a big version bump like last timeHopefully the reworked daily shop gets included so I don't have to deal with that shit for another 6 months
>>572513121Showing off like that... slut
>>5725126963 months of my pitiful Tracen salary can barely afford a ring....
>>572512727Boring, give me the girl that FUCKING hates you.
>>572512980I feel like eastern poland could still feel like that but I haven't been there a while. I was in Ukraine right before the war and they were still holding the culture up
>>572512905no, it will be bread
>>572513196maybe the northern east part of it but that's about it
>>572512821>"I love you. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you>BECAUSE>You are my soulmateyeah I'm thinking Still is based as fuck.
>>572513184Ugh
>>572513268saltedbutteredbreadmaybe even bread rolls/buns if you feel fancy
>>572513010Sorry bro the catbox owner decided to ban certain IPs for slop spam.
>>572513271Damn... Polska has fallen...
also, oh shit, bond uncap is hype, I didn't realize casual outfits were coming. that's cuter menu umas and more dialogue, and I can't complain about 50 carats here and there. can't wait for an excuse to run with oguri and rudolph again, both have been capped for a long time. they mention it'll count XP for future uncaps too, any clue when they might add more levels and what those levels unlock?
>>572513179Only for trainer
>>572513010Regional block? Shitty DNS? It's hard to say.Run>nslookup catbox.moeIt's supposed to return>108.181.20.43or maybe your region got blocked by catbox itself
>>572513281
hunger
>>572513304Dober we just won a CM don't be like that
>>572512957We don't know about the changes they'll make to the debuffs yet so we gotta waitI think the 'excess portion of an attribute' stuff is making it so that a stat above 1,200 is actually calculated instead of say, 1,600 speed being treated as 1250 speed.The rest I'm not sure of. I know PDM is being adjusted which will make sprints less painful
>>572513362who the FUCK is rudolph??
>>572513154>Hopefully the reworked daily shop gets included so I don't have to deal with that shit for another 6 monthsqrd?
>>572513403I should be that Torena. I'm so much well equipped for this
>>572513319what the fuck man that sucks
>>572513362Cool, I was wondering if we really had to farm bond points every single time they raised the limit
>>572513362>they mention it'll count XP for future uncaps too, any clue when they might add more levels and what those levels unlock?no, JP is on level 12 too
>>572505086Ryandanchou is based and the club loves him, I'm sure as soon as gibs roll out we'll have those spots filled up.
Told my trainee I wanted to make a parent out of her and she took it the wrong way...The door won't hold much longer, goodbye brothers.
>>572513121They look so heavy yet so soft..
>>572513304doberposters owe me sex
>>572513578hello ryanfaggot
>>572505683which sim is this, I could waste a few hours autistically clicking
>>572513578Chiyotranny
genshinvreslug journeystinkayama festeredStay GayfenoMANgolSHIT
>>572513349nta but yeahIt hit me when I realized that I was 13 when I saw a black man for the first time and now, 11 years later, I see those daily
>>572513737gacha sim on gametoraYou gotta swap to JP, the Tachyon/LH banner is support banner #55
>>572513525>>572513632
>>572505752MLB or bust. If you're gonna play 3LB just use Sweep SR
>Official name: Rudolf>Everyone call her Rudolf>The game does as well>Some random mutts can't spell or pronounce Rudolf, so they call her Rudolph, like the mongoloids they are
>>572506215>kicking a member over some fan runsif he did even 1 fan run in the past 3 weeks we wouldn't be having this conversation, fully deserved it>nobody will want to play with such obnoxious unpleasant faggotsyeah, why do you think he got kicked
>A Hint for Growth>>Stamina went up by 2.>>Power went up by 6.>>Friendship with Yaeno Muteki went up by 5.>A Hint for Growth>>Stamina went up by 2.>>Power went up by 6.>>Friendship with Yaeno Muteki went up by 5.>A Hint for Growth>>Stamina went up by 2.>>Power went up by 6.>>Friendship with Yaeno Muteki went up by 5.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Only an attention whore would want to avatarfag someone as ugly and undesirable as Mejiro Ryan. Makes sense given all of the stupid drama we've been seeing.
Are we getting spark rerolls tonight?
>>572513916No lol
>>572513409I got blocked, it's over
>>572513805>Polish "person" claiming racial "superiority" to anyone
>>572513612Depending on the trainee you might surviveWho is it
>>572513660Fine...
>awful classic summer with 0 rainbows despite everyone but bobo was orange>ok senior sumer>awful ts climax with no rainbowsno whistles all gameI'm gonna give up on sprint S and just do full turf sparks with firm course, need to find a better power parent
>>572513892preach
>>572513862My POVI need to undo these strings
>are we getting good things todaylol. lmao. rofl. xD even.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
>>572514069can I join as well?
>>572506615they had a club member that hasn't done a single run in over 3 weeks, never gave a heads up in club chat or the thread, and ignored danchou's warnings in the chat. they no longer have this club member, and this is world war 3 for dramastirrers that can't wait until tomorrow's club stuff to dramapost. if danchou didn't mention it until tomorrow it would barely get brought up in the thread because the same people devoting hours to whining about it today will be splitting their time crashing out about other clubs tomorrow.
I'm surprised everyone makes fun of Ryan's hair but nobody makes fun of her earrings piercings are basically on the same level as tattoos to me
>>572514010never did so?
>>572513916Sniffable Lilac
>>572513862I am gonna umapyoi you
>>572513968
>>572514162>piercings are basically on the same level as tattoos to meretardpiercings can be pretty hot looking
Your waifu is gonna get Kitasan BLACKED!
>>572514162>gtfag>shit tastechecks out
>>572514048let's put it this wayat least I got 3 star Stam 2 star Moving Past and Beyond
>>572514259we love vore here
>>572514292
>>572514126You only get one shot in...
is it true this drama was orchestrated by mambo to steal prospective Autis/uma/ applicants
>>572514069Good girl..
>>572514382>>572514069You're asking to get gangbanged
>>572506848>i dont have the level of foresight necessary to foresee our club developing its own schizo overnightlet's be real here it's the same couple of fags that always join lynching parties. in my many months here I have always seen these type of drama pop up, it's usually just from the 1st to 4th of the month when recruitment is going on. the same drama happened last month when the old autis/uma/ danchou moved on, people pretended to lose their minds over it until they moved on to the next drama bait.you did nothing wrong, but yeah just don't reply to it any more and tomorrow it'll be long forgotten when people are laughing at mambo for being at 23 people or rare bricked danchou kicking someone for looking at them funny or whatever.
>>572514179.. / -.. --- / -. --- - / .... .- ...- . / - .... . / . -. . .-. --. -.-- / - --- / .-- .-. .. - . / .- / .-. . ... .--. --- -. ... .
CLUB DRAMA AT RESETMAKE YOUR FINAL PREDICTIONSBIG HAPPENINGS, ANYTHING
>>572513071As a comedy expert, this video should have stopped after the 20 second mark. It feels way too try-hard igag funny
>>572506914I'm up to 70k carats with 60 tickets, very ready to pull.>>572508646there is no punishment so there is no motive to prove anything. if anything it's funnier watching you crash out if you don't get proof. the people in the club know the truth and support their danchou.
>>572514493- .... .- - .----. ... / ..-. .. -. .
>>572514454>moved onWeird way of saying dumping your ass and going to a good club
>>572514547Something big is happening at resetMy cock inside your throat if you catch my drift
>>572504793HACHIMI HACHIMI HACHIMIHACHIMINYIGGA
they should've never given me this kind of power
>>572514453
You guys the remember the guy having a melty about Autis/uma/ kicking someone before reset also had the same melty earlier this month when Mambo did the same thing, right? >>572514236That's what they say about tattoos
>>572514681Be gentle
>>572514639.--. . -. .. ...
>>572507106thank god we got him on DNI, it's the only reason cygames is giving us the higher bond cap and better affinity system tonight.
>>572514735>zoomer anon discovered gmod in 2026
>>572514547Mambocchi is going to leave Mambo
>>572514757Chiyono should WET HERSELF at a sleepover
>>572514782The DNI list truly is whats holding this thread together
Reminder that all runs are lost during maintenance so you can't start one now then finish later
>>572514762-... . -. .. ... / ---... -.. -.. -.. -.. -.. -.. -.. -..
>>572507601which webpage do you report someone from again?>>572508089technically you get more rewards from the dailies and the "every 10 wins" thing, at no cost to you other than your time. but the rewards are pretty slim if they're not stacked on top of other stuff you're earning at the same time anymore.
>>572514825Nyo...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMgHX2dhVlE
>>572514915When is maintenance, I haven't been reading
>>572514825I'm a Mambo member but he really should leave. With botters getting banned /uma/club has a shot at being S+ again and Mambocchi deserves S+.I think everybody else in Mambo agrees with me too
>>572515040in 4 hours
>>572515040in like 4 hours I think
>>5725150404 hours from now
>>572513892reminder that Ryan is so ugly japs sell her head and body separately and the later at a bigger price
maybe jong?
>>5725150405 hours from now, 2100 CST
>>572515093sex with that artist specificallysex with any girl that artist has drawn before he stopped or became far less active
>>572515060I don't
>>572508475he keeps doing this same shit and never learns anything. I wasn't sure people this low functioning actually used 4chan regularly.
>>572515060
>>572515134ewwww
>>572515098>Haven't done my dailies>Maintenance starts in 4 hours but I have a 150 word essay due tonightFUCK
>>572513862>>572513403>>572513121>>572512696I'm going to jack off to these Ardan pics
>>572515269>150 wordwhat is this grade school trash?
>>572515269>150 words
>>572515236I know you are but what am I?
>>572508590No shit. He knows he's one of the only people that actually deserves to be excommunicated (for doxxing anons and actively ruining threads constantly) and so he tries to make it seem like that's just shitposting that gets thrown at everyone by actively throwing it at everyone himself.
Guys the agp posters are turning me on I'm starting to like them what do I do
content is brewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9j91-18Kb4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJeBtHjqJz0>>572515354ssssssssex and lots of hugging with my bro
>>572515335It's college dude and I NEED to get a good grade on this to keep my sports scholarship
https://files.catbox.moe/581ek2.jpg
>>572508973in this specific case the anon donated shoes after the message. if he's not doing runs for week after week and not even checking club chat, he's not really a member of the club.
>>572515406reply to them and see where it takes you
>>572515441marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage
>>572515406Go jack off to the suzuka doujin or something
>>572515523I'll stroke to this too
>>572514748nice rabbi
>>572515406remember that there's a morbidly obese brown retard called V behind most of these posts and you'll get over it quickly
>>572515515>sports scholarshipHAHAHA ANON IS A RETARD THAT GOT HIRED FOR SPORTS BALL
>>572515406stop using porn altogether. If possible, take a walk in nature every day, even if it's just a park or something. Few weeks of that and your brain will get rewired and find agp shit weird and off-putting again.
Which umas shave down there?
>>572515526do not take this advice it's how you get your heart broken like me...
Atashi ga ichiban!https://supjav.com/439076.html
>>572515523Why is the Ardan agenda working on me
>>572515642
>>572515632I'd rather not think about that guy>>572515636I do take walks with my dog every day but I think I like jerking off too much to quit porn
>>572515696I didn't know dolphins could do that...
>>572515515What's your speed/stam/pwr/guts statlineI don't think you're going to make it with such low wit
>>572515696her boobs are too small
>>572509286I'm skipping her for Light Hello
>>572515636wtf I've been going outside my whole life and I'm still bisexual? this is bullshit.
>>572515406http://poal.me/n3n1hq
speed Maru is borrow tier, but if you roll for her, then speed Tachyon becomes borrow tier
https://youtu.be/ZCb6sHeC7achttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuw-cxKhW5A
>>572515635>>572515335bwo... this is one of the oldest jokes there is online... is it your first day on 4chan?
>>572515632>V is behind most of these postsThat's Umama
>>572515635Don't make fun of me dude I already got in trouble for using AI to do my Algebra 1 homework>>572515842>guts statlineidk I think I just have a stomach and stuff in there lol
>>572515696>not POV
>>572515961Narita Brian sex
Starting to think that Hanshin 3200m was the most kino cm in mant.Dark rainy background, dirty umas on the homestretch, front vs end, just pure racing
>>572516076Why would you want to be in her POV?
>>572516098
>>572515998you can get (You)s with anything in this general. surely anons just like playing along and aren't serious.
>>572515674you just havent found the right one yet bwo
mambo danchvd... i'll be only doing one taiki career daily from now on... sorry...
>>572515913bisexuality isn't as easily cured. But similar rules would probably help:>stop all porn consumption>every time you have gay thoughts, redirect them towards something productive instead
>>572516158I agree, not because it's my only plat or anything...
>>572516239I only tried with one desuand no agp posters want used goods
>>5725150406 hours from now, you have time for 2 runs
>>572515914Take into account the number of people who are lying and the number suddenly skews way harder too
>>572516245But you'll be taking medium sparks and you'll still buy the glowsticks for the Japan Cup, right?
>>572516453>6 hours from now5, actually
>>572516317I'll be honest with you I'm pretty comfortable with it. it's not a porn thing I just think dudes are cute too.
>>5725150407 hours from now
>>572513496They remove the timer and allow sales to stack, add multibuy checkboxes like the MANT shop, and also a select all buttonBasically you can do all your dailies first THEN go to the shop, that also means if you skip all 3 daily races you could instantly unlock all 3 sales (depending on RNG)No more getting interrupted, no more forgetting to end each sale
>>572516532shut up nerd before I shove you into a locker
>>572516558>and also a select all buttonPLEASE SHIRAOKI MAKE THIS IN THE UPDATEPLEASE ILL DO 100 FUKU RUNS THIS WEEK IF THATS THE CASE
>>572516546cute
>>572516158DAHBY > Yasuda Kinen > > > Satsuki Sho > > > getting right hooked in the face by Mike Tyson > Takarazuka Kinen > Haruten
>>572515914half-and-half boys hmu ;)
>>572516317you're just gonna make this guy extremely sexually repressed for no reason, not "cure" anything LMFAO
>>572515961?
>>572516725hello metafag
>>572516546don't worry you're not actually bi unless you've had a boyfriend
>>572516158Agreed!
>>572516529... no...
>>572517085>onigefaggot
My brown wife
>>572516994Uh oh I've had 4...
>>572517249whore
>>572517249WHORE AND I'M JEALOUS
>>572517249what a whore lmao
>>572517249hey
>>572516779?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPwAmde_nfU
do i borrow NTR, guts bakushin, throne or power scarlet?im running 3 pace chasershelios is swappable
>>5725172492D characters do not countBut they do make you a whore
>>572516838Are you insane
>>572517470NTR
I'm not a whore I'm just old.>>572517440hello devil sprinter>>572517474They were 3d boys that I KISSED and INTRODUCED TO MY FAMILY.
>>572517470I'd go for guts bakushin personally, though she isn particularly consistent. Free groundwork and also when you do get the gold it's nice
>>572517470guts bakushin
>>572517470>using Nishino>MLB Finemo + FukuIt doesn't even matter you'll win anyways you shameless SOB
>>572517470>>572517470>>572517470AYO GUYS THIS NIGGA ROLLED FOR FUKU LMAOOOOOOOOO
PLEASE REFRESH!!!I NEED MORE SLOTS NOOOOW
im married to a biological female, and we're eachothers first relationship :)
>>572517514hello frontslopper>>572517583FUCK YOUhow old?
>>572517470power scarlet is good for umas that dont have an accel skill of their own. So not great on Taiki/Flower but nice on umas that are just inheriting those
>>572517249whorenonymous
>>572517669It's clearly a whale tho, I only pity f2p and low spenders who pulled her
>>572517732Oh that's just you, go away
>>572517708Danchou. Are you trying to get assassinated.
this thread is full of faggots and I hate all of you
>>572517249Gigantic red flag
Why's everyone working on great grandparents now? Doesn't inheritance only go 2 generations back?
>>572517815nyes
>>572517732If I was a Frontslopper would I not LIKE Takarazuka Kinen? Fronts were then only semi consistent strategy on that track that wasn't ObuhiWhy am I even replying to this level of asininity
>>572517708holy boring
>>572517732Early thirties.Now let's all go back to talking about horse girls and spreadsheets.
>>572509038falseflaggers don't do 20 posts in a row until they get banned and then it's revealed a bunch of the banned posts are exactly what V would post but without any avatar attached.
>>572517708die die die DIE DIE DIE
>>572517829Umama would not say this and I like Umama
>>572518108>rice poster>liking someonesomething aint addin up here
>>572517829Even me..?
I am glad I am doomed to die single because otherwise I would feel immense envy and pain right now
>>572518001I cant wait to roll on sexy horse girlsI have a spreadsheet for my planned pulls over the next 4 years
>>572518108>I like Umamano one says this
>>572518108What is there to like lol
>>572509451It's literally one person, yet again he got banned and yet again the archives show the delete times are identical, meaning it could only possibly be 1 single IP.>>572509882they just pushed forward a bunch of the QoL stuff I've been very much waiting for. casual costumes for higher bond level is a 10/10 feature for enjoyment, simpler and stronger affinity is 10/10 for sanity.
>fast learnerOH BABY
>>572517635>>572517658should i swap out helios for another guts card then? just to make it a lower chance of agemasen
>>572517708Now I'm thinking about the passage of time or the things I'll never have. Thanks.
>>572518108I like him too he's a cutie
>>572517669everytime
>>572518274Idk guts cards kinda suck. If your uma has power growth then you can try it out
remember, rolling on any banner is a mistake and you WILL be mockedsimultaneously, not rolling on any banner is a mistake and you WILL be mocked for not having the card
>>572518348add sweepyschizo (me) to the DNI list
>>572512490I have a critically important question. is that my piss in the bottle or hers.
i miss the swagapino sweepy poster he's the only funny sweepyposter
>>572518486sure bro you can have my spot
>>572513491stromboli rudolph bro
>>572518616IM FROM SINGAPOREEEEEEEEEE
>>572518190especially you
next thread will be boyter
>>572518715why aren't you swagapino
>>572518701WHO!?
>>572518715wtf sweepyposter is from malaysia
>>572516558>that also means if you skip all 3 daily races you could instantly unlock all 3 salespretty based, any time we have the 6 dailies buff I end up wasting time doing 2/2/2 to get more shop triggers some days.
>>572518190>the Bakushin/sweepy avatarfag actually is gay and has a crush on UmamaLol
>>572518348IM FUCKING CRASHING OUT TOTAL WHAKE DWARHHUERRRRRRRR HERES MY CRACKED DECK WOTH ME RUNNING THE LITERAK BEST UMA FOR THE CM WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOOOOOOO IM SHOOOO WOWWIEDWHO FUCKING SPENDS MONEY ON A GAME THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOYTARE WE SUPPOSED TO WIPE THE DRIBBLE OFF YOUR FACE YOU BLUBBERING BRAIBDEAD INVALIDARE WE SUPPOSED TO CHABGE YOUR DIAPIE TOO????HOW ABOUT LOOKING IT UP YOU GOOD FOR MOTHING WASTE OF OXYFENDO ANYTHING WLSE INSTEAD OF WASTING OUR TIME WITH YOUR NONSENSE
can someone edit the spinning doto into this
>>572518928you can just feel the anger radiating from this posti like it
there are at least 3 sweepy avatarfags in this general
>>572518983The Bakushin sweepy one is the most annoying
>>572518983All 3 of them are me btw
>>572518741
>>572518847excuse me miss you've got something there*licks tummy*got it.
>>572518983the one that has a dick that works now or something
im the flowerschizo
>>572519157excuse me?
>>572518967what a perfect song choice lmao
>>572513813yeah this shit got me worried. this is considered pretty average luck right? it's not even enough to MLB both after 600 pulls...
>>572519218Your chance at getting one to mlb and one to 2lb in 400 pulls is like 55% lolSo yeah it's far from guaranteed. You should be ready to have to invest 600 or a crystal
>>572519067me when i see 3-front players
>>572519218gwochacho your rainbow crystals?go look up a spreadsheet from a sloptuber if you care enough
>>572519206miss your Symboli Kris Ass is out.
>>572519218Only if Cyge lowers the banner rates (which they will)
>>572519171Umama fixed it
>>572518715are the one with straight dick?
>>572518928>Thinking whales roll for shit because they know the gamelol, rumao even
>>572519218grim
>>572519218https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Q67WpdmwU8HywdfdgEFJEpMg1dttMTyepL63lgGmKJE/view?gid=1557259956#gid=1557259956
>>572513813Easy
>>572518928ruh roh whales won't like this one..........
>>572517849affinity means you're more likely to get the white sparks for a skill your grandparents had too. that means you want your grandparents to have many white sparks. how do you get many white sparks on your grandparents? you need great grandparents to have many white sparks. How do you get many white sparks on your great grandparents? you need great great grandparents to have many white sparks....this cycle is part of why JP umas have spark lists that scroll to like 4 full pages long.
>>572519218easy game
lol, just replayed my finals again and saw the crying Vodka sticker from the second place behind me. Ahhhhhhhhhfeels good man
how do i tell my club i'm planning to leave without hurting them?
>>572519897Mambro...
>>572518828seriously keep up...
>>572519897>It's not you, it's me
>>572519897don't go...
>>572519897>im seeing another danchou
>>572518983is that last one real? do they all get uma summer splatoon skins? it's hot as shit.
>>572519897Tell them you got nabbed for getting platn'd CP
>>572519768I thought that was just because SP gains were so inflated in JP that you kinda just walk away with shit tons of white skills often? I also thought that everyone said looping was dead and not needed nowadays but now it is?
>>572519865THAT WAS ME ANONONOREEEEEEE
>>572518616>>572518787
LET THE COUNTERBAKING BEGIN
>>572519347that is 600 pulls tho...>>572519621thanks
>>572520335He got banned anon
>>572520281inflated sp gains and also cards just shitting out skill hintsBut yes having parents with a lot of whites creates a snowball effect
>>572519897>I'm going to buy milk and a pack of cigs
>>572520398>>572520398>>572520398CB thread for that anyon who requested
>>572518257>gw descentThank you for your sacrifice, we will take great care of the accel positions
>>572515134Her body is more valuable without its face attached.
>>572520437Dw, all my 3 pacers got it. Two will pick up the slack.
>>572520180it's an asset in the game so you can use umaviewer to set it upas for if it's actually selectable in game in concerts, ask a jp bro
>>572520281SP inflation helps too no doubt, but the compounding of better parents into better parents into better parents for years is a massive factor. we will still be using MANT parents a full year from now guaranteed, but they will be much better than the average MANT parents of today because the blood line will be longer and the newer ones will have better cards. I'm sure you already notice the difference between URA parents and a decent MANT parent for inspiration, the JP animations take a literal minute sometimes even on fast forward because they have to scroll through 20+ pages of white spark inspos. btw if you roll a white spark for a skill you already have it's converted to stats, pretty sure that's already in global even if it's rarely relevant.
>>572520678That just means the two that don't pace promote have significantly higher chances of pdming to hell
>>572520406>>572520852I guess I should learn this parent looping stuff then since we'll be using MANT parents for a while, I'm assuming you'd just need 2 umas for each apt/turf and universal skills like slip/gw/nimble nav as a baseline?
>>572518983she is a child
>>572519897tm opera sticker and leave
>>572521521borrows help a lot. find a really good borrow parent with a long list of G1s and many good white sparks that fit a type of uma you like to train, and of course universal skills are great to see. see if any of your parents already have some of the similar white sparks, if not just take something decent. breed them into a new parent and hope for many matching white sparks, then loop that one with the really good borrow parent until you get a new one, then you probably have enough to skip the borrow parent or swap to a different borrow parent. >>572520915>avatarfag nuked againlove to see it
>>572522026Anon it was a jokeI deleted the post because I realized some retard might see it and make another thread
>>572522026I guess that's what trips me up about the looping is when the borrow gets involved, assuming you don't get any hits within 5 borrows aren't you just done until reset?
>>5725232545 is a lot of runs, and ideally you have stuff worth running that you own, but yeah if you don't then 5 is plenty.
>>572520180>>572520709Yes
>>572526608>bra underneathrip
