Previous: >>572464269>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Narita Top Road (3* alt), SSR Tazuna HayakawaNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Is there anything more fraudulent than Shiraoki? Only a schizo would believe she exists
>>572484961Umasumi is looking for 1 memberAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked>Were going back to 6 million quota this July>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
autis/uma/ has ONE slot open (from a culled flatliner preventing gibs, they had a melty about it last bread), and ONE person retiring come the start of the monthJoin us for a cozy a+ club wherein all you have to do is not flatline [that means runs ya dipshit, not just doing a single tt match]!apply either in game with /uma/ in your bio, or send your id here and i'll send out an invite
brown love
>>572485171this post smells like feng shui
tanuki love
>>572483836>monarch
xog double front sonorxog double debuffer daughter
>>572485171no...
>>572485224>a+ club
>>572484991MANT took me an hour when I first started. Now it takes me 40-45 minutes. Less when a) everything lines up or b) when nothing lines up so I just spam races to punish my trainee. The longest time spent is when you have to calculate how to get out a bind, but that's pretty rare.
>>572485171She is based and real!
>>572485171Stop touching my fucking furniture
>>572485370we're sub 500 right now, so yes, a+
>>572485171
>>572485171Shiraoki here
>>572485417Proof?????
Maintenance soon. Evolved skills soon. Hoguri dead soon.
NTR baked, move to his thread
>>572485417>somebody saved the shitty rabi edit i madeheh
Let's go Rickey!
danchou isn't recruiting earlygoing to end up with some shitter again
not bad?
>>572485553This 7 proves Shiraoki-sama is real and you are gay.
>>572484961Apologize to the person you kicked or else Autis/uma/ will keep suffering consequencesDoesn't help that you're pre-baking too with your ugly ass uma
any club for kicked flatliners trainers like me?
>>572485839just join some discord club blud
summer child tourist here, do I lose my progress by doing this? I'm trying to get my Steam account into my phone but the wording in pic-related creeps me out. Screenshot is from my PC btw I'm still trying to make a cygames account and link them.It IS the same ID and name as my main account, but still... I just want to confirm if this is something that you can fuck up somehow I guess.
>>572485875mambo!
>>572485742Mambro...>>572485875Mambo
>>572485839lmao retard
>>572485750You have no good white skills but it's probably fine enough
>>572485750nice great grandparent for loop farming race sparks
>>572485839Disgusting flatliner
>>572485930>>572485919ENOUGH FROM MAMBO
>>572485839>its not flatlining because im getting 3000/day!you know, just because its called autis/uma/ doesnt mean you need to literally have autism, bwo
>>572485887The warning is there because you can't use carats purchased on your pc on your phone
uma for this?
>>572485981>loop farming race sparksdo people really do this
>>572485887They are warning you that the carat you bought on the pc cannot be used for mobile and vice versa
>>572485875what are you looking for, all I can offer is a casual B rank club that sometimes dips into B+
Look who decided to show up
>my ex-danchou is in another club
>>572485354Fronts are sovl
>>572486137qrd?
mambo
>>572486151not only do they do it, they do it in MANThigh-effort piggies are not to be trifled with
>>572486137i aint readin allat
>>572486253COMPLAINING WORKS
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>572486137
>>572486478nice! prepared to pass!
>>572486137KekyPOW!!!! LMAODUMB FUCKING BITCHES. THEY GET WHAT THEY DESERVE
>>572486137How do you talk this much without saying anything.
>>572486391>>572486416new character in love and deepspace was made for the gay males and yumejos massive unsubbed
>1 present with each win!haha very funny
>>572486712erm your parfait??
>>572486586>new character in love and deepspace was made for the gay malesthey have seiun sky over there too?!
>>572486391Dumb yumes are chimping out at the new male, and because of that, they gimped themselves over from ever getting new characters again
>>572486812why are they chimping out tho
who the fuck asked for this
>>572486806It was a middle team and I parfait'd them
>>572486871PalmerGOD
>>572486586
>>572486812>>572486857Lmao whats the future gonna be alts only?
>>572486359You already told us this 5 hours ago!
>>572486574pure LLM slop
no prepared to pass or even speed star awardlowroll speed awardnice sp tho
>>572485171if this post ended up with a 7 it would have been so funny
>>572486939that's happened to me a lot. Shit RNG sucks
>>572487030forgot pic award
>>572486484Brain: engaged
>>572486712>xogger for your team trialsOh yes, the one uma that wants a very specific unique timing being used for the randomized race mode>commander when she's an Arima Kinen specialist
Yerp, calling this good enough
>>572487353>579 gutsraped in the final straight
>>572487353>uncapped speed
anons please help me, what deck do I use for my nishino flower if I only have finemo and kitasan mlb out of all the SSRs
>>572487245Ug awardshit ass skills award3* pwr awardok whites awarduseless for medium thoughever award
>>572487402guts is a fake stat that does nothing
enough with the awards already
>>572487343I don't think you understand how TT works.>60k-70k average points
>>572486812>they gimped themselves over from ever getting new characters againThis sounds bizarre to me, a mobile game proudly announcing that they won't have new characters... what? This wouldn't ever happen in a regular gacha for men.
yall niggas really using throne on sprint????
>>572487581tired of all the awards award
>>572487680if you bounce like this contact me
>>572487680yep
>>572487680I'm tired of cards not finishing their chainsbut it's happening anywayback to using NTR award
>>572487662their fanbase is like that
>>572487581Raped Grand Prix
>>572487662I’m assuming he means >negative reaction is going to discourage the devs from making new characters when they can just make new events for the ones people like
I think I got a good one
>>572487858die
>>572487858I'd vibe with this.
thank you tazuna very cool
>>572487680im testing the throne gutsmax on a few runs to pass time
>>572487858If the grandparents are power 6 I'd fuck with that
what time does the maintenance start?
Hello friends!!
>>572488062in 15 minutes
Are you having fun still, torena?
fell off the wagon again award
>>5724880622am utc
>>572487662lads only has four charactersif you've played limbus company it's sort of like that with each character getting new identities but even more so
>>572487858what uma is this?
>>572487858race schedule?
>>572488197>budding blossomobviously it's biko
>>572488180I had fun with the umadex event and will be even more thrilled when MANT is fucking over
taking 25 pills todayuma for this feel?
>>572488353oh shit I didn't see that.
>>572488390Shakur
>>572488390tachyon
>>572487402what final straight
>>5724880622100 CST today
>>572488390are they candy? Air Shakur
CM im ready
>>572487636>two golds, bricked unique, green skills which aren't guaranteed, doesn't winCool point income! She may give you a chance at staying in class 6Now about those guaranteed chests on victory
>>572484961I wish my Ryan hit 6th..
>>572487680hold on... youre umama
>>572488062umaintenance...
>>572486098>just because its called autis/uma/ doesnt mean you need to literally have autism, bwoBut that's wrong.Right?
>>5724880451* guts (taiki) 2* wit (fuji), but 7* sprint total and many good whites>>572488219Just sprint mile, 35 races total
>>572488884dont worry dacchi, i have autism too
started drinking carrot juice because of umamusume
>reach summer camp>really good training>have to pee, fuck>upon coming back, start shitposting un /uma/>come back to the game and click training>forgot to pop megaphone + ankleit's so fucking over...
>>572489001I've been looking for carrot juice for literally months and I have yet to find any
>>572489001good for your eyes!
Why is Fuji Kiseki so beautiful?
>>572486098Neurotypicals? In my thread?
Lol apparently if you have the white skill you can use the api to learn the gold version
>>572489001They actually taste great too
Umadash is dead
>>572489135That's how that works?funny
>>572489084just make your own bwodo you own a blender?
>>572489135>the apiwhat? theres an umapi?
>>572489263I do but too lazy award
>>572489084Carrot juice is in literally every juiceFruit juice? Carrot juiceVegetable juice? Carrot juice
>>572489084it's in basically every grocery store in Germany
Gold City feet in my mouth
nishino turn 1 charming award>>572489390>mixed>>572489413explode
Gold City mouth on my feet
>>572486054
gold city mouth on my mouth
I need uma milkers...
>>572489413>>572489582related
4 more days until she gets RAPED.
Gold Feety mouth in my city
Oguri Cap mouth on my cock
Oguri Cap cock in my mouth
Ayabe feet on my crotch (rough)
THIRTEEN MORE DAYS UNTIL I GET THE EMPERORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gold Ship feet in my gym. Get back to training.
what in the fuck is this award
Gold Ship being gaped live
do you gold the city you feet in?
>>572489113They might've not been born with any problems but if you end up here then you're definitely fucked in the head in some way shape or form.
You don't have to post every shitty idea that pops into your head
>>572487680Throne on some stat growths Guts Bakushin on others
>>572490163Bakushin does this to me
>>5724901514chan is for norms now too, chud
>>572490137City*>>572490103Black Widow awardRUN IDIOT
>>572490163It's not shitty, it's me feetish. Get it? hahaI love that gif as well
Anyone want to play some Edison Format with me?
gold ship, gold citysame diff
>>572490290>fucked up in the head award
>>572490103nice skin bwo
Hmm... could I be done with 1 ace already? Only way for it to be better is to have sfv.
>>572490442>>572490151I'm here for a reason.
>>572490163gold city stream in my consciousness
>>572490485>yeppersgro...
>>572490485>uncapped wit and no sfv>in the cm where only skills matterback to the fucking mines bwo
>>572490252I would disagree with you but then I remembered that 99% of this website's humour is nearly identical to the average male highschool student's, so you're actually right.
>>572490485is this bait
my city? gold
>see grilled carrot>buy>I'm a fucking robot doing mant runs at this point
>>572490485stop trying to gutsmaxx it's a gaslight
>>572490643is this trueany twinks here (18+ only please)
when are we gonna have a full BTR band in umaso far only Bobo is Kita
can I get uhhhh sprint corners and straightways and MM?
>>572490643We're all on our early twenties at most here so it makes sense.
>>572490836>any twinks here
>>572490163gold shitty idea in my head
>>572490918>We're all on our early twenties at most here so it makes sense.gwo? have you not seen the age poals?we're literally 90% late 20s/early 30s oji-sans here, boy
>>572490647
>>572490916>Disorient
Wei?
>>572491026I had fast learner and nothing else to buy
tfw no AC
>>572490836everyone here is an big ol' ojisan sorry
>>572491101your double circle savvy?
4 and Shiraoki doesn't exist
>>5724912027 and Shiraoki gives you testicular torsion
>>572490836>talking shit about gay people>talking shit about trans people>talking shit about women>talking shit about non white people>making rape jokes>acting gay with other men while being straight >occasionally posting gore for no reasonThis is just want the average 14 year old male has done for the past 20 yearsAnd no I'm not a twink. and there are no twinks here.
>>572491182oh right
>>572491262>>572490927
4 and Shiraoki kills you all
>>572491262>and there are no twinks here.shonna...
Rickey!
4 and shiraoki sucks my cock
7 and all rollers who failed to get their roll in this bread will spontaneously combust in the next 3 minutes
7 and a club will disband
How the fuck do I find active casual players for a B/B+ club? Due mant my club lost like half of the players (or rather they became leeches), so I want to rebuild so that we go back to B+ since we hover around 3400 now...
>>572485224>kicking before end of the monththat's so petty and nobody would like to join this clubvery unpleasant company, no wonder old danchou leftyou guys are scum
7 and I get summer gold ship and summer fatqueen with 60 tickets
4 and you won't ever get the next uma you want
>>572491420Maintaining the body type and feminine appearance of a twink requires a lot of dedication unless you have the perfect genetics for it. And I don't trust in any of you to have that much discipline.
>>572491492>2 instead of 4Shiraoki-sama cuts it in half instead
>>572491634B is literally doesn't play the game tier, not casual tiercasual is A rank, eg autis/uma/
>>572491262>while being straight
>training vanilla ogli as parent for cm16>bring yuki for nsm for nimble spark>3 runs in>notice ogli has nimble as hintwelp...what do i bring instead of yukino wit for pace parent stuff?
>>572491634you give in and take your active bwos to one of the other clubs with a low/no quota
Does taking mid-race skills make sense for an oonige rabbit? I know it needs low stamina and the usual early race gw skills but does it also benefit from midrace or does it actually hurt once oonige is in the lead?
>>572491732>>572491754It sucks because we are around 10 people who could be in an A or A+ rank club, but I don¡t want to separate from these other "casuals"
>>572491684>>572491687...
>>572491745
>>572491815Yes, ooniges can be catched before they finish their job, buy midrace but not laterace.
>>572491943she is my borrow
I like raw men
>>572491683no one's gonna support you, flatliner
>>572492198suzie wouldn't do this
any A+ clubs recruiting? I got kicked
>>572492285marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage
>>572492108I have 90% more fans than your entire clubyou're just a pathetic worm to me
>>572492041same.and I don't like this lewd irish BITCH doing all of that just to ask her trainer to go out for ramen with her. it's undignified.
game = bad
>>572492382>t. Umama
why people want to have sex with MARCHE LORRAINE
>>572486550this is my first time seeing kekypow outside of 4ccg
>>572492512D-d-d-d-d-doll blowjobs!
Twitter fucking sucks atm because every time I open it someone's retweeting or quoting this and I just wanna punch my wall
>>572486812>>572486586i thought it was because they basically put a tiananmen square reference into the game so the chinese went rabid
so my experience running fronts in cm15 was that vbobo would win midrace 90% of the time no matter what, kill the A&S chance for literally every front, and then xoguri would win. how do you beat this?
>>572492512big titscute facepeople like the shy girl archetype
>check all the UG7-UF rank honses in the event>all of them have gutsmaxxed decks>3 guts 1 speed 1 wit 1 pwr>3 guts 2 speed 1 wit>3 guts 2 wit 1 speed>none of them have any stam cards>still have ridiculous stam stats without stam parentshow do they do it? I don't get it
>>572492578just downboat ityour algorithm is yours to control
>>572492578what did the tall maru cosplayer ever do to you
>>572490639>not gambling in a horse gambling gameYou sound gay, bro.
>>572492502He sweeps anyway
>>572492723She made me extra lonely
>>572492612NO I'm not*hugs Tazuna
>>572492598
light o i don't think you're supposed to make that gesture
>>572492679URA sparks
>>572492863retard
>>572492723Anonymous. That is an AI edited image. There's no tall Maruzensky cosplayer.
>>572492638make an s maru and hope to god she cucks bobo out of A&S with her ult
>>572492861why not? nazis won in the umamusume timeline
>>572492679highrolling the shop, see >>572487949
no sprint s award forced to give up with this sp amount award will finish anyway
>>572492638my smaru was winning with just festive but for the finals she just decided to shit the bed for some reason
>he stole my gimmick
>>572492651>big titsI haven't seen this
I thought I've seen everything but botters thinking they have some kind of moral highl ground to point fingers at someone is a new low for /uma/
>>572447805Yes
>>572493020there is no way you could highroll to 1k stam with nothing but shop items
>>572493136>schizophrenia
>>572493136sex with mejiro mcqueen
who is devil's advocate and why do people like playing as him
>>572492679highroll next to good parents and the best cards available. However what you don't see is a ridiculous amount of careers, replenished by carats, and they have good parents without borrows too.If you can make UG umas you'll start to understand which career is not worth to bother with and after the 1st summer ends you'll have an overall idea what rank you'll get.
>>572492041I want to have raw sex with you
>>572493342STOLEN RIGGED VICTORYthat was a easy 2:1 victory
>>572493305He's top tier.
>>572492914Is it really ?Man I actually am a boomer now huh? Time to start buying white monsters
>>572493153NOW AND THEN I THINK OF ALL THE TIMES YOU SCREWED ME OVER
>>572493394please understand, the script says a french victory, so we have to set it up
isnt straight descent good for paces this time due the downhill right at the gates?
>>572492307Yeah but we dont want you
>>572493540yes
>>572493696me on the right
>>572493696
>>572493696me on the left
>>572491634>active casual players for a B/B+ club?B is flatliner central and B+ is burnout central. A is the true casual rank. A is piss easy to get if 20 of you at least finishes 3x career per day.
There should be more porn of Oguri desu
>>572493757Dober wouldn't read that.
There should be more porn of nishino flower desu
>>572493859>if 20 of you at least finishes 3x career per day.That's A+ territory. 15 trainers doing 1 career is enough for A
Chiyoposter been awfully quiet lately
Do flat chested girls wear bras?
orenji
>>572493696Love them sisters
>>572494110yes
>>572494110yes>how do you kn-don't ask.
>>572493442Cat is out of the bag, you are done for the moment with being able to trust anything that comes to you through a screen
There's some big update tonight right? Patch notes where?
>>572493239Please tell me at least one uma trips over in this
>>572494110Typically yeah
>>572494110yeahthe padding protects the nipples
>>572493442To be fair, I also didn't immediately recognise it as one but then I thought, why the fuck would this cosplayer be alone in a gym with this guy? And that made it easy to spot.>>572493909True. She's too busy reading hentai doujinshin for that.
>>572493859>>572493982maybe I should really just grab my 10 guys and migrate to some club, the problem is finding a B+/A club that has that many slots
>>572494217>the padding protects the nipplesthen why don't men wear bras
>>572494270Exceluma has that many slots...
Do you reset the career if you get prepared to pass instead of speed star anons?
>>572494178SEXWith Suzuka
>>572493696Why are they in space
>>572494270The high earners should join A, A+ clubs
>>572494334women have bigger nipples than men
>>572493442bro look at her fucking head its like 10 inches wider than it should be. also her legs and hair look pretty weird.
>>572494178You don't own a bra umama
>>572494471Suzuka's big pepperoni nipples...
>>572494357>anchor is fukuI have hard time believing that.
I fucking hate Chiyo and Chiyoposter so much
Suzuka doesn't need a bra
My nipples are pepperoni shaped...
lowroll power and wit with a scuffed deck test awardno sprint s awarddidn't use throne awardbut still high sp awardconclusion: ntr is better...award
>>572494334male nipple hypersensitivity isn't very common and those who do have it have other solutions that are more readily available than male bras
>>572494357One great big nose surrounded by a bunch of pathetic dots
cm16 status?
I got close to no experience building Pace chasers or sprint aces. Can you help me build my Taiki for open league? I'm getting budding blossom, pace/sprint corners, and straightaways. What else? Uma stan? One of those random acc skills like N&N?
My cock needs a bra, a Suzuka bra.
>>572494357Fuku should do my taxes
>>572494965ready for another cozy open league cm
This sprint CM feels like nothing matters Should i just throw in a super generic unimpressive taiki/flower/bakushin TT combo and hope for the best?
>>572494751no PoC anyway awardholy whites awardI need a better parent setup for potential summer runner
>>572494764Love this crazy girl
>>572494178umama...
>>572494965i just ate kfc
>>572495025Doesn't plancha do literally nothing
>>572479117the line is flat, none of that is visible movement. doing nothing but TT could be fine if they gave a heads up, but logging in for the majority of the month and doing 0 runs in that time is not acceptable without even the courtesy of a heads up. if anything doing TT runs just removed their excuse for not letting danchou know they'll be flatlining for so long.
>>572495002bigger
>>572493394
>>572495071That's called cock and balls
>>572495071sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>572494728Is there any particular reason for why you wanted to share that?>>572494757Not particularly a fan of this evil creature.
>>572494110it's very rare for a female to have so little breast tissue, even if her chest appears visibly very flat, that a bra will do absolutely nothing for her. also western standards of modesty basically dictate even the flattest of chests to not go braless.
Stop tempting me to abandon my super casuals to go to an A rank for 400 more carats a month anons...!!!
>>572495153Can you retards stop replying to shit stirrers
>>572495325They could just put bandaids over their nipples.
sexual week is breasts in Japan
>>572494965parent farming for 1 turf or 2 med ogli
>>572495369all the no quota clubs will be recruiting tomorrow, i could even save you a spot...
>>572491683>don't enforce the ruleshmmm....OR -and here's a thought - you could shut the fuck up, instead? Flatliners are cancer, and belong in B-ranked clubs. A+ ranks are for anons who actually play the game.
>>572495395in your animays and mangas, sure
>>572493394this world cup is to kill arteta's game plan, germany was just a casualty
>>572494965idk I just simply dont care anymore after I got 6-7-8 place for cm15. 9th place was a deboofer A+ nigger nature
it's oppai tuesday
>>572494178normally I'm not into flatties (Mejiro Ardan is perfectly proportioned, in my eyes, Finemo too), but holy fucking sex is Suzuka hot.
>>572494424everyone says this.
>>572495153I'm going to give you and ryandanchou some advice. Nobody fucking signed up to be monitored and measured on a line. That's not part of the game. That's how you burn people out.If someone doesn't meet your quota you kick after the month is over.But you know DAMN fucking well you wouldn't kick a "flatliner" that had already farmed 40m before the end of the month.Which makes you a hypocrite 100%.And petty.Go ahead and tell me you would kick a 40m earner just because he "flatlines" on an external website and that "breaks your club rule". Dumbass behavior.
>>572495523but a vtuber told me she did it once...
>>572495148it's velo and accel so it quite literally should do something no matter the situation
>>572495829but getting 40m fans in a month isnt flatlining
what happens when Grand live releases when it comes to fans and clubs? do fans get powercrept too or do people have to play MANT to keep the "quotas" going?Because I am NOT going back to mant
>>572495873vtubers arent real
>>572488634>2 goldsI fucked gourmand and a white that were also thereyou're retarded but it's true that I can still improve that Ogurin, never touched her since she's so consistently good, but with throne she was able to improve just a little bit
>>572495829Ra...
>>572495930you can do that in a week and then "flatline" the rest of the monthwhich would get you kicked from autis/uma/think about that
>>572495912????Literally dozens of anons for days and days have said it straight up doesnt work in this CMAm I going crazy or is this a pro gaslight?
>>572496082>which would get you kicked from autis/uma/slaglord, you got multiple warnings from danchou, just give it a rest already
>>572494965This is the third time i got 2nd overall by being swept off the podium entirely by just one trainer
>>572495829it's really funny to lash out like this at the only casual A+ club that gets mentioned /here/. the only rule in the club is not to flatline, so yes anyone joining signed up to be measured on a line. the 40k thing is nonsense. nobody getting 40k in a month is going to have a flat line, because 40k is a really fucking high number in a semi-casual club. 40k is gonna look like / not _
>>572496082Are you retarded or blind? You can argue with them about kicking 2 days before gibs, but that faggot didn't even have 5m fans. It's 4m not 40m
>>572496129it works but it's not optimal is the right wordingit costs way too much to be worth anything unless you have leftover sp like I did
>>572496230ruined
>>572495829>don't kick flatliners before the end of the monthwhy? They don't deserve anything
>>572495829>contributes nothing to the club>mad he gets kickedlol
>>572485370yes, if a club is in the top 500 it's a+, and autis/uma/ is in the top 500 right now and will be at the end of the month count. >>572491683what's petty about it? they don't play, they probably won't even notice they didn't get gibs. if they do notice, they're even more petty to stay in a club with high leniency and try to take advantage of that by doing nothing all month and then going "but you have to give me gibs because it's rude to kick me". no, if you want gibs then play the game at least on a casual level or have the respect for the club to let them know you need a break and it'll be fine.
holy defense force
neigha will literally spend the whole day on /uma/ arguing about how flatliners shouldn't be kicked instead of just doing his MANT runs
>>572495720You should only post things like this in privateTo me actually
>>572496646neighas here REALLY hate playing the game
>>572495829>but what about this hypotethical scenario that never happenslmaoflatniggers have no shame
If I don't have a meta wit card MLB, should I borrow the throne over one?
>>572495295How about this erotic creature?>>572495406My SEXY bro!
I WILL NOT PLAY
>>572485559is there any chance evolved skills or anything big actually comes?
I'm sure if the flatliner warned in club chat that he had to flatline, danchou would let him take the gibs
>>572496769Ye
>>572496756no, borrow a wit card, throne is not a wit card
But when you kick someone before the gibs, the club as a whole loses that persons contribution. It seems fair to me, both sides pay the price.
it's important to finish a career with great mood or else your trainee is forever cursed
>>572496874ryandanchous allowed that for others yeah
>>572486409brother, mant is the best time to do it. if you don't have good mant parents now, you're going to be fucked for literal years. there's not going to be a scenario better for parents until 2028, and even then the people with mant parents to use will be making significantly better 2028 parents because they'll have top tier grandparents on their new parents.
>>572496082there's an ocean of distance between being short a few million and fucking off the entire month. Slaglord fucked off the entire month and claimed he'd make 20M fans in two days, which would be 10 MANT runs per day minimum, and probably more since today ends in 8 hours due to maintenance. No one does 10-15 MANT runs in a day. You are arguing exceptionally dishonestly. I'm actually impressed. The flatlining nigger didn't even have 5M, was taking advantage of the A+ rank for gibsmedat, fuck him. He deserves his place in a B-ranked club where he can do a sprint URA career once a week or so.
>>572496681but I like blessing everyone with my presence
imagine actually playing the game instead of posting about how it sucks every once i a while, there's nothing to do until the second week of july
>>572497021But that's not fair
Fuck MANT, all my homies HATE MANT
>>572496230improved
>>572486916me. I basically never use the TP refills but I love RP refills. easy way to cheese events like the current RP event, or make sure I hit tier 6 in TT even when my team is shaky, or just raise bond and fans and get some little bits of currency at the same time.
It's not about gibs, it's about sending a message.
How flat does a line have to be to be a flat line
>>572496307On topic of useless skills bought when you run out of stuff to buy... check my cancer xoguri. Career went well. Big stats, med S and fast learner, then I look at my skill hints and I have FUCKING NOTHING. Just look at it. 2 players lost their A finals to a Fall Runner.
>if you don't have good mant parents now, you're going to be fucked for literal years. there's not going to be a scenario better for parents until 2028MANTards unironically believe this btw, even after the affinity update was confirmed to come out tomorrow
>>572497152
>>572496964parent farming requires serious luckshitting. I did almost 80 Seiun Sky parent runs trying to get any * groundwork, 2* pwr, any* medium (but would have coped with any decent distance spark). Zip, nada, zilch. Very demoralizing. I have some ok MANT parents, but nothing spectacular, and I'm really, really hurting for power parents, it's all fucking stam and speed for some goddamn reason. Fuck this rng fest.
>>572497152If you're not danchous discord kitten you're a flatliner
>>572496608What did we learn today?
i actually let people get their gibs cause im not an evil anti social person
>>572497196before the affinity update was announced that was true, now you will be able to use GL parents and old unity and ura parents got buffed, but MANT parents will remain good
>>572496971now everyone gets to slag him off
>>572497152Mambo went through this debate months ago which is why the rule changed from "don't flatline" to "do careers".
>>572497152Opera O size is the minimum
>>572496920sexmarrybaby makeoyakodon>>572496917bro tits 2small
>>572497152this is why a quota makes more sense. UMADash had a 30M/month quota, but if you make it, Danchou couldn't care less if you fucked off for a whole month. Want to do 30M in one week and flatline the rest of the month? He probably wouldn't care, except maybe joke about killing you.
>>572497451What I see every morning under my sheets
why doesn't cygames release the paid spark reroll earlydo they hate money>>572497351like this?
>playing the game>when you can slack off for 2 days then do a quick URA run before the 3rdlol
>>572497325It's not theirs.They didn't earn it.It's a team effort and goodwill only applies up to a point.
>>572497479CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>572497572opera's o cups
>>572497325>understanding that a benefi to another person that doesn't affect you doesn't affect youuh oh, your iq might be too high for some of the posters here
>>572497021def feeling blessed right now
>>572497340fuck you, I actually laughed at this. Goddamnit
can't get it up award
>Ryanfag partakes in thread wars>avatarfags>and kicks people for no reason when tallying is right around the corner>people are defending thiscontrarians are so annoying
https://poal.me/nm76amhttps://poal.me/nm76amhttps://poal.me/nm76am
>>57249747430m is psychotic I have no idea how people do it unless you have a job where you do literally nothing all day but can’t play PC games
>>572497630why not sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>572497750Flatniggers will forever seethe but will never do their MANT runs.
>>572496005>he wasted the last hour in a TT xoguri very cuteI spent the last hour trimming a spiky plant then taking a fat shit
Simply get enough fans that your danchou can't afford to kick you on the last day without losing a tier of gibs, it's not hard
>>572497628if the club fails to hit a certain rank thats the danchous fault for not kicking before the 2 weeks. kicking before month end is retarded
>>57249779330m is a weekend playing the game t. autist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU1pI1h6bDohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUhnZbnmppgUma for feeling pterotic?>>572497798Wanted to switch it up
>>572497857not a flatliner, try again
>>572494178
>>572497793you can just spam speed training on oguri ura fan runs during a 30 minute lunch break without even looking at your phone, and get an easy 800-1m fans right there
Does anyone have the /uma/ drama sisters image on hand
>>572497474because having le quota is le bad >>572497793It's less than an hour a day retard
>>572497345I was responsible for that rule change. Felt a bit bad for that, genuinely didn't realize I was pissing anons off, I interpreted "login every 3 days" to just that, literally. Oh well. Mambo's doing fine under new danchou, and it was fun while it lasted
>>572497948
>>572495829>If someone doesn't meet your quota you kick after the month is over.There is no quota at autis/uma/, the only rule is not to flatline. They can kick before the month is over because it will make retards like you decide not to burden them next time you think "hmm I want gibs but I don't want to play at all, which club will foolishly let me leech all month before kicking?" Is there a list of the clubs here that will let a leech stay all month before kicking? I could use clubs to park my alts in, it'll be easy to cycle them and get good monthly gibs while doing no runs.
>>572498042post more
>>572498086cheers
>>572494217Damn women and their sensitive nipplesThey need nipple correction
>>572497942translate, JPtards>572498086>in comes the schizophrenic /v/troon
Did this Ryanfag actually win this CM with Ryan? If so, it means he's correct
>>572497793comfy B-ranked clubs are that way. Any club that wants to be A+ needs to have a quota. 30M is a tad high for a comfy club, but it guaranteed high A+ rank. To reach S we'd have to double it to 60, and I probably couldn't do that consistently, so I'm happy with 30M.
patch when
>>572498310in 5
>>572498187falco should look like this
>>572498241>Any club that wants to be A+ needs to have a quota.don't the majority of /uma/ A+ clubs not have a quota
>>572498232regrettably nothis next cm is the one though. ive got my ryan ready for open league
>>572498310in 10
>>572498187headpats headpats headpats headpats headpats
>>572495829hi, flatlining defense force. >>572498118 just explained why some danchous are fed up with your bullshit. >"I could use clubs to park my alt accounts in"anons would genuinely, unironically do this. Slaglord broke the rules egregiously, so he got booted, egregiously. fuck that asshole
>>572497741sweepyfag....
Do you still get monthly gibs if you get kicked on the reset but haven't logged in?
>they have nothing better to do besides club "drama" shitflinging[-]
>>572497994Umama you literally sweep do not participate in this discussion when you are literally using bots
>>572498381The flatnigger should not have been kicked. Ryanchou should have told him it was ok in chat and then he should have kicked him 5 minutes before reset
>>572498542thats actually a good question
>He has nothing better to do than being a disgusting tranny avatarfaggot whorren fan[-]
>>572498551Curry chan would not do this
>>572497679
Are flatliners already on the DNI list? If not they should be added imo.
>>572498717need naizuri
next bread will be worcestershire
>>572498576I wish I was umama but I'm not
>>572498381I don't use discord, retard. I'm not whoever you're imagining me to be. Your post was stupid, so I criticized it. >kicking someone before reset is pettywhy? why should egregious leeches be rewarded? This isn't even a borderline case, like you're 5M short of a 40M quota and danchou boots you - that, I could understand. But not doing a career for nearly a month? No. Fuck that. Go join a B club where that behavior is the norm.
>>572498847youre literally umama....
>>572498845I prefer salted butter on bread
>simping for a Ryanfagabsolutely disgusting. it's always the biggest shitposters using the ugliest umas
>>572498717Cute cute cute cute!They made Suzuka so incredibly smoochable it's crazy
>>572495941MANT is all about racing and GL is all about training, so fan counts will completely plummet. You will get pitiful fans any time you do GL ace or TT runs, and nobody does fan runs in GL because it makes no sense when the currency is only earned while training, you'd genuinely be better off in URA (which gets a buff with a new mechanic where you train with Happy Meek, you just need to catch her like 5 times through the run to qualify for big gains and exclusive skills). It depends on your club. If you're in a sweaty club that is high A+ and trying to push for S, then yeah expect to keep playing MANT or need to do like 2-3 GL runs a day to match 1 of MANT fans, none of the clubs in the top 100 are going to be doing GL outside of making aces and those players will have to be spending TP items to do extra runs and keep up. If you're in a 25M quota club that's just aiming for A+, ideally your danchou follows the tide and will lower that to like 18M or something so people can play GL without needing to double their runs every single day, because I do think it's reasonable to expect the fan count of the clubs in the 300+ range will drop significantly due to GL. Lower clubs will probably all drop a lot because the people in them will be doing GL.
>>572498851Nobody cares V go take your fatty meds
>>572498394every club above B reuquire you to play at least a few times a week, in that way, every /uma/ club has a quota
man im glad i kicked himthis is entertaining to watch
>Everybody shitposting about the flatliner instead of the /uma/club poachYou're looking at the tree to miss the forest
>>572496082thankfully, ryandanchou has a brain and is not forced to do what retarded shitposters claim. he's not kicking someone with 40m fans that month, and it's disingenuous to pretend 4m and 40m are treated the same.
>>572497942why did you only post the second image
>>572499053that's not a quota
>>572499120people got that out of their system at the start of the month though
To anybody that likes the flatliner and feels bad he got kicked free to invite him in your club right now
This is not a drill, /uma/club have clawed their way into top 30
>>572498953Uh oh sweepy avatarfag is flirting with Umama
>>57249895830M wasn't hard to do in URA, Aoharu, or MANT. I doubt it'll be hard to do in Grand Live, either. If fan counts in the top 100 really do plummet, and danchous lower quotas, maybe we'll have a chance at becoming S rank.......very nice!
>>572496646it's the end of the month and our fan count is solid, why would be need to do mant runs? I'll do like 5 runs tomorrow to get our morale up in the new month.
>>572499234Cheering for you guys
>>572499217Any takers?
>>botting club makes it to top 30Imagine my surprise hearing this news
>>572498958makes sense anon, thanks, I will just stay in my B+ club then lol
>>572498394
>>572499159i suppose not, but its still a requirement you agree to when joining that the flats are whining about being enforced like a quota
>ntr image[-]
If I want to make a good grandparent am I supposed to just brainlessly race even if there’s no rival?
>>572499493mindbroken
>>572497750no reason mentioned!!!
post something cute
>>572499556the patch tomorrow will make it so only G1s will matter for affinity purposes, so no
>>572499558I'm sorry that happened to you.Hope you recover.
I got kicked out of my club
>>572499660you didn't
>the same lowlifes kicking members>same anons crying about op imagesreally makes you think huh
Stop trying to make me fap to Suzuka
I got kick.......
My internet was out for 3 days...Did a ban wave happen? Could I get a rundown from someone, please? Thank you.
>>572499591
>>572499708Pardon?
>>572499664Cute
>>572499479I'm sorry for hornyposting whenever I see a cute trainee please forgive me AIIIIEEEEEE
im tiredPOST SEXUAL PICTURES OF STAY GOLD
>>572499726Ryanchou has always hated the NTR spammer because avatarfagging an ugly uma was supposed to be his thing
>>572499668Autis/uma/bwo...
nothing ever happens
>>572495829>40mum ma'am that was 4m
>>572499919Why are her ears so small
>>572499776>Reddit Tachyon
>>572499959gold city ears in my mouth[none left]
>>572499776like 7 of the top 30 clubs got their botters banned today. idk if any small botters got banned
>>572499959forgot to take her viagra
>>572500056thats not an uma
I heard the Chiyoposter is the uma&co dancho
hot take but I think dating Maruzensky would be fun.
http://poal.me/5aa79bhttp://poal.me/5aa79bhttp://poal.me/5aa79b
>>572499959don't say that...
>>572499776nothing happeneded*n had some top earners having a melty and starting a revolution so a lot of their clubs exploded, people mistakenly attributed that to a mass bot banwave that never happened
Ryansister farmed the monthly contribution of that flatliner in 2 hours I think she should be allowed to kick him because of that
>>572500190retard
>>572500003No...>>572500032That's cool, but it wasn't a massive wave then?>>572500190Wait. Real?
>>572499776They announced early evo skills and auto careers with a buffer ura after this maintenance
I heard the chiyoposter is a stinky fujo pretending to be a gay man
>>572494965no idea how to even train for it. sfv and budding blossom? all my favorite umas are late/end. so i guess... cheerleader king halo? i dont know man.
Are we finally getting auto train or just spark reroll?
>>572499823It was trying to make a clever response by saying you didn't (recover (from being mindbroken)).
>>572500190If you'd like to not be wrong, just join the discord linked on the eden bot github where they're currently talking about their accounts being flagged
>>572500358What a trustworthy poster! And so informational!
>>572500245donkey ears
>>572500190>lies for no reasonthey banned a bunch of bots. probably more after maintenance. idiot.
>>572500385it's pace or bust, fronts may have a shot.For lates/end you have to pump them with so much mid race to somehow be in 4th to proc sfv and blossom
>>572500492cute cute cute
>>572499652He wonat losing
>>572500543rude
>>572500438Sorry I assume everything at face value, since my mentals are very good I thought you were venting about your unfortunate situation.
>>572497750>for no reasonAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHflatniggers are absolutely SEETHING
>>572500730me on the left
spent two hours browsing porn even though I couldn't get it upit didn't even moveis there an uma for me?
>>572500773Can we please have sex please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
>>572496874someone else literally did that this month yes. people want to stir drama about irrelevant shit because there's nothing worse than everyday V right now, they're ready to ruin the thread tomorrow over recruitment drama like usual.
>>572500730me taking the pic
>>572500708
>>572500865faggot
>>572500730me soon
>>572500032https://uma.moe/activityno idea if it'll show any changes
>>572500143how is that a hot take? Dating Maruzensky would be fun as fuck>super hot>fun-loving>drives fast >likes having sex with (You)>kind to everyonethere are literally no downsides to this woman, she is perfect
>>572500837
>>572496945yeah that's why you don't kick someone with 40m someone with 4m just moved the club from position 470 to 473 or some shit. a good club member can get 4m in 1 day if they want. that's why you don't flatline, not just out of respect for your club members but to make it unappealing to kick you. that's why it's baffling when a club kicks someone with a ton of fans, it almost never happens (I remember rare brick doing it like once and that's about it).
>>572500492How do you not fall in love with this little vampire-like being?
>>572500704bro I'm not the creature that was schizoing out at you...
>>572500892stop making shitty threads with your uggo uma, thanks
>>572500837Ryan
>>572501101her headpiece is kinda stupidshe is cute though
>>572500127this is
>>572500837Sweep Tosho
>>572501215no that's kazusa
>>572500913why is ayabe sans
>>572497152look at the chart. is anything flat to your eyes? there's only 1 example of flat in this image, and it's only flat for a short time while they gave a heads up so they're 100% ok as long as they recover next month.if you're getting 3k fans from TT a day, it's not enough to move the line visibly, so it's flat.
>>572501004>how is that a hot takeBecause she is in menopause
>>572501305sexo
>>572501285i would buy a model of her in her race outfit, its cute
>>572501305my wife is big but not that big
>>572501181Stupidly cute
>>572501305we can go bigger
>>572501276retardflat is flatas in 0he was not doing 0you lost
>>572497246yeah no shit you won't get a dream parent in 80 runs guaranteed. mant has been up for months, you have had time for hundreds and hundreds of runs and in that time you should have gotten many decent parents at worst.>>572497332>before the affinity update was announceddid they announce we're getting the affinity update tonight, or are you just talking about the past in JP?
>>572501285I have one of these to keep my Dober figure company.
>>572501415cope
>>572501419yes affinity update is coming with the maintenance
>>572501313
>>572500708>>572500913the cutest fan artist
>>572501419The affinity update was supposed to come next year, like a week ago they announced it was coming now. Anons love to say cygays doesn't care about global but we always get these small QOL every now and then.
>>572501506you still lost
>>57249747430M is never going to be a flat line, it's not possible. even 10M is probably enough for danchou to spare for the month with a stretch of flatness. some fag that hasn't done a run in 3 weeks, hasn't asked for shoes in 3 weeks, and is sitting at 4m fans is not a loss to the club.
>>572500426>just spark reroll?just that
>>572501415>retard>flat is flat>as in 0Suzuka...
>>572501587but I'm playing the game and getting my gibs tomorrow :^)
>REEE BOTS ARE GETTING KILLEDOnly the HYPER obvious ones that get reported, no one else. Just don't be part of the top 100 bot clubs, easy.>Source?I'm still here, aren't I?
>>572501152this but NTR
>>572501687>he cares about rewards and not the morality of the situationhello seaturd
>>572501415suzukabro..... she's flat....
>>572497750it's funny that people actually believe falseflagging has to be from the person being falseflaggedalso>kicks people for no reasonlmfao
>>572501789>he wants to live off of the hard work of othersare you black, by chance?
Why would a flatliner even care about losing monthly gibs? If you're not playing the game surely that means you're working a lot and can just buy the carats you missed.
bwos, norway won
>>572501789>I haven't done a single career in a month but I deserve dem reparations and food stamps>where da stimmy checks at
>Uncle Cunny did it againwtf?
>>572501841hello ryantranny>>572501881>>572502006I am not a flatliner nor blacktry again
>>572502029I'm not opening that
>>572502029this neigha posting an image with a link to an image lmfao
>>572501998Good fight by Ivory Coast, could have gone either way. Norway v Brazil looks like it'll be fun though
>>572498542yes, rewards are calculated at reset time and don't changet. once had an irl emergency and couldn't touch the game for over a week, logged in on like the 6th day of the month with no club but club gibs.
>>572502051>flatlinerI did not use the word flatliner, I accused you of not doing a single career. As you yourself pointed you >>572501415 it's different even though both make you one lazy cunt.Are you being slimy on purpose?
>>572502110>>572502206
>>572501305Inaris Inaris...
>>572502257I already proved my fancount yesterdaynow do the thing where you act more dishonest
>>572502029Link from image for anyone too lazy to type it: imgur.com/a/PYk8JY3 . It's just a pic of finals results.
>>572502397no one knows who you are, bwo
How does looping work to make existing parents better? Wouldn't you still have to rng pass everything down into the next generation to pass it back up to the ggp?
>>572500492>>572501101>>572501398i love her
>>572502415I hear sirens outside after opening this
Keep posting images of cute umas
>>572502397That was debunked gwo
>>572501305
>>572502415wtf cp don't click
>>572502462Ask Ryanchou
>>572501745nobody cares about your 50 sweeped fans lil guppy
>>572502415MODSSSSSSSS
>>572502458>dismisses itthanks for proving my point>>572502592>That was debunked gwo(You)
Uhhh, just find a club that has a set of rules that you agree with?>but my club has to-poal it then
>>572499304>30M wasn't hard to do in URA, Aoharu, or MANT. I doubt it'll be hard to do in Grand Live, either.GL is reverse MANT. You need to be training to earn the currencies (all 5 of them), ace runs do NOT do G1 races like you can afford to do in URA or Aoharu. It won't be hard to get 30M if you're doing 2 runs a day and intentionally picking characters that are good for fan gain like rudolph or oguri, but it's going to be flat out impossible if you're doing 2 runs a day while including sprinters or anyone that can only do 2 race types and want the uma to actually be good in the end.Like I was saying though the top 100 won't plummet, those are the clubs where the players will be expected to either play MANT or do many GL runs. It's clubs 300+ (that's 300 and higher numbers) where it will plummet because the danchous won't be enforcing fan quotas above like 25M.
>>572502682retard lmao
>>572501635>10M is probably enough for danchou to spare for the month with a stretch of flatnessthe way my danchou handles that is if you are short the quota, next month you have to do 35M to get out of toreina jail, and if you fail THAT.....then danchou keels you. Barring exceptional circumstances etc that you tell danchou in club chat
>>572484425NOBODY WISHED ME LUCK and I almost died because some stupid kid decided to ride his electric scooter on a walkway instead designated road for themanyway I'm gonna queue up a suzuka sprint attempt but I'm not gonna finish it now because it's the 30th and I want the fan count to count for the next month AND there's maintenance soon anyway
>>572502241agree on both, ivory coast was very close and norway v brazil will be insane
>>572502584No one? Cute umas? Please?
https://files.catbox.moe/6nqml6.mp4
>>572502887get fuckedfrontrunner genocide best day of my life
>>572502584
>>572499648did they announce anything else with that? which page does global uma even make those announcements
>>572494357Sex with Fuku's VA
>>572502847nobody cares about your botting if you're not in the top 30, it's like cheating in Group B Open League kek. Go bot in a top 30 club if you've got the balls
>>572502983I bet you were that kid you STUPID RUNT
>>572502950>>572502584no
Will unfinished careers be deleted like last time we got a long maintenance?
>>572503136yes
>>572503136Yes, it said so in the announcement.
>>572503136nyes
>>572502462Yes. But the affinity bonuses mean your white spark inheritance will be very consistent, just your blues will likely suck.
>>572502950here u go
>>572500032>>>like 7 of the top 30 clubs got their botters banned todayHonesty, extremely based. I like seeing botters cry that they cant set up a robot to play a game they don't play anymore, but even for them its a win because they really need to do sometihng better with their lives.
>>572502887>>572502983That kid was Ryanchou
Autis/uma/ dickriders...we lost...
wahey>>572503136BETTER BE NOT BECAUSE I WILL LOSE 30 TP
>>572503185>>572503191>>572503192So I have to finish my MANT parent run tonight...
*gets on knees and cryes*don't say that...
>>572503369why would you finish a mant run pre affinity buff?
>>572502989>>572503135Thank you!>>572503202More pure sex than cute but still very welcome>>572503029In game news and the web page for it. But it's stupid and for some reaosn has it near the bottom. There's some other stuff aside from the affinity update like a less strict pdm
>>572502960Oguri CAP (as in PEAK)>teiofag is a fatasschecks out
>>572503369No they give you 30 carats if you're mid career and your run gets deleted cause of an update. I'd rather get the 30 carats than finish my career
>>572502803That makes a certain amount of sense. I'm not sure about the whole>no racesthing in GL, anons said the same about Aoharu, and RB in MANT, so I bet if you're doing a Triple Crown uma like Rudolf Bourbon or Goldship getting 500-600k on an ace run won't be terribly uncommon. We'll see.
>>572503202mommy
>>572501415ok damn I guess he wasn't kicked then
>did I already tell you that I bot? yeah bro I bot all day, bot for parents and for fans bro botting is so easy bro >CM? I don't know man I've never won any platinum I just bot for fun browhy do they always do this
>>572503194Oh I see, I'll have to see how the new changes work out I'm still pretty confused about the need for having good ggps if the lineage only goes as far as the gp
>>572503549wow you are stupid
>>572503532>I bet if you're doing a Triple Crown uma like Rudolf Bourbon or Goldship getting 500-600k on an ace run won't be terribly uncommonHe said as much in the post>It won't be hard to get 30M if you're doing 2 runs a day and intentionally picking characters that are good for fan gain like rudolph or oguri,
>>572501581that's really based, it's retroactive to all existing umas too yeah? do any of the sites like chronogenesis already have it set up so I can check my affinities and see which of my parents are the best for the future yet? I figure I should swap my borrow.
so, with this thread we learned of another person to never add to /uma/ clubs, right?either that, or the constant flatlining defense force is absolutely slagging this guys reputation
Sorry danchou but I wont be able to finish my dailies today before maintenance, I have a 200 word essay due tomorrow
>>572503532It's the same career as URA. On an Oguri you're gonna be getting 500k+ fans even if you don't do extra races.
sometimes the top earners in my club post their umas in the chat and they're always complete garbage paired with a full piggy deck
>>572503629sex
>>572503778it is not the guy himself, I said I would act on his behalf
>>572501745>I'm still here, aren't I?For now. Watch yourself, the noose is titaning.
>>572503825Orfevre, no!
Why is Umama avatarfagging as Suzuka now? She's not on the list!
>>572503458I love seiun and call her cute everydayher red dot in her eyes is so cute
>>572503778Just add him to the DNI list
>>572503778he never doxxed himself so there's no way to blacklist. Not that it matters, he was just being a contrarian because this is 4chan, and if you don't b& flatlining niggers, you're a cuck and a sellout, but if you do, then you're being mean and petty.
>>572503629What the dog doing?
When do we start complaining on Xitter about not getting extra daily legend race tickets like we did for daily carats not being adjusted?
>>572503778as opposed to another club to never join and either that, or the constant ryanfag's defense force slagging their reputation, right?
>>572503948STOP CALLING ME UMAMA CREEP
>572503935>avatar or signature use
>>572503948The only thing this image tells me is that that anon has pretty solid taste in umas
>>572503991or wait until a new month has started to kick? kill yourself genuinely
>>572504081
>>572502887I'm sorry anon its my fault I prayed something funny would happen
>>572503935V are you for or anti botting? Also did you win or lose so far?
>>572500438Top Road isn't that fat nor busty
Pls join Mambo next month, we have two open spots and are a chill club
>>572503841>on an OguriIt's 13 days till I get rudolf and then I can farm Oguri SHE WILL BE MINE IN A FEW MORE MONTHS
which uma should I avatarfag??????
what are we gonna do during maintenance>>572504225YOU ALMOST INJURED ME
>>572504237but I'm already in a comfy A+ /uma/ club
instinctually turned my head to the side to sneeze so i sneezed into the fan next to me and the spray just blew back onto my glasses
>>572503948Add her then?
>>572502242thank you!
>>572504090Every single one is either the most boring milquetoast uma possible, half a woman moment away from being deleted from the game, or ugly as sin
looks like the NTR faggot is up to another round of being humiliated, rev up those fryers schizoCHAD
>>572504265anyone but shinko windy (I love her and she's my favorite)wait don't avatarfag its against the rules>>572504286I'm gonna masturbate - Wait, I have Stardew Valley to play with someone...>>572504349oh lord...
>>572503507>But it's stupid and for some reaosn has it near the bottomthank you, no wonder I haven't seen it. I check but I always look at the top and see shit like 2 posts about the new event being fucked up refresh timing or whatever
>>572504265Sounds of Earth or Air Messiah
>>572503932amazing. Thanks for posting these, anon!might I please request Suzuka? I need her ramen . . . onegai
>>572504265tsuyo-channobody talks about her
>>572504364Don't believe him you are going to lose carats.
bake now before the NTR faggot bakes
>>572504157lmao
>>572504265Become another Fine Motion avatarfag
>>572504231She will be after three years of taking her out for ramen
>>572503136thanks for asking, I always prep a run to finish at reset time and wasn't aware of this, I'll just submit a 2nd run today I guess.
>>572504157>reward leecheswhy? Explain this. As a general practice, sure, wait to kick until reset, but for anons just openly leeching and taking advantage? Fuck. Them. In every way except literally. That's my opinion, why is yours the contrary? Defend it, if you can.
>>572504379you're lucky it's still pride month
>>572504276fat fuck
every time I bake, someone else beats me to itso I shan't
>>572504342Well then you should stay with your club bros, if you are happy there
Anti-JP schizo lost we love JP events and umas here
>>572504459before Ryan faggot bakes* again*
>>572504580>Defend it, if you can.his defense is that hes the flatliner
>>572504417I like Sounds of Earth
Look at how flatliner she is.God that's so hot.
>>572504593Pick better umas
I'll bake once we hit page 8 or image limitit'll be a CB bread though, so if you don't want that, feel free to bake instead.
>>572504304Why am I (trainer-san) like this
>>572504607>splashes boiling water everywhereWTF
>>572504379Nah I disagree. There's some on there I don't care for like Rice and Curren, but Dober and FineMo are some of my absolute favorites and the rest are all quite cute, even if they're not my type. Tastes here differ obviously, but I think you're just letting your opinion of an anon influence you here.
>>572504691cute
Can the next bake be Narita Top Road
>>572504793>>572504793>>572504793we should put the patch notes for the next thread cause maybe it's gonna be time for that
>>572504760>it'll be a CB bread thoughBASED
>>572504808Nope. It will be NTR instead.
>>572504580he openly boasted about it in the thread when the kick happened and doing that while the anon was still active is so fucking weird literally damaging the reputation of his own club for no reason. him avatarfagging isn't enough so he had to do something else instead of waiting the month out
Previous autisdanchou would wait for the first of the month to kick. This is /uma/club's fault
>>572504691Eroi
Make a water thread!
>>572504854maybe next time, >>572504793 beat me to it
>>572504889Just making up stuff now are we?
>>572504980what was made up, tell me
>>572501485thank you
>>572505085Not going to spoonfeed.
>>572504889I couldn't believe it when it happened, flatline or not thats just shitty to do>>572504980Dont think he said anything outlandish that is in fact what happened
>>572504889>damaging the reputation of his own club for no reasonincreased the reputation of his club, more like. Anons joining autisuma will be less likely to be filthy leeching niggers if they go practically the whole month with 0 careers, are warned to get their shit together by danchou, then get kicked right before gibs and Danchou farms enough fans to keep the club in A+. Based fucking danchou, in my opinion.
>>572505186>kicking leeches is a shitty thing to do>after warnings in club chat>after 4M/month fans in an A+ club>this is what anon is criticizinghi leech!
>>572505359thats twice as many as the tamalove flatliner tbdesu
>>572503136
>>572504948gomen..... let's make it CB with the next one friend
>>572505186Which part did anon boast?
gwos, you guys didnt use all the images
>>572505173so YOU were the one making shit upthanks for confirming it for everyone else to see, makes it easier for me>>572505359no one posted proof of the warning, not validrecruitment date had already passed, zero reason to kick>>572505530I'll go find it
>>572505359Im in top 100 club for months and even idc just kick the guy out on day 1 like a normal person
>>572505472>>572503136dia sex
>>572503532ones like Bourbon, Goldship, Rudolph, ect will be getting 500k if you try to get that, but it's still basically half of what they can get in MANT.keep in mind I'm assuming we're not getting the buff where we get to clock any races early. If your Rudolph places 2nd in Japan Cup then you clock it in MANT, but you're fucked in GL as far as fans and parent affinity goes. not every run gets fucked, but the fact that some GL runs get fucked is going to mean you get lower fan counts (on average) even on an uma like Rudolph that runs most of the 30K fan races by default.
>>572505612>gwos, you guys didnt use all the imagesthe jannies havent enforced that for like, 3 weeks now
>>572503530wait is that real? I should start a run now and just leave it turn 0 then if I don't plan to play any more tonight, yeah?
>>572505530Here you goEVERY, SINGLE, recruitment post after kicking he REALLY made sure everyone had to know they KICKED someone to PREVENT them from getting gibssure few times? sure. but every single recruitment post after? disgusting>>572505086OH LOOK, HE JUST REMOVED THAT PART NOW HE FUCKING KNOWS HE WAS BOASTING HIMSELF LMAOOOO
>>572506307This was bad how?
>>572506307>whine like a child that recruitment posts tell the truth>recruitment post gets adjusted>act like this is a bad thing when it's basically what you asked forsome people will whine and cry no matter what lol. thanks for making it clear autis/uma/ has a based danchou now, I like my club but if I ever needed a new one I'd check on them
>>572501313But we have already had many successful children and grand children
