Previous: >>572439076>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Narita Top Road (3* alt), SSR Tazuna HayakawaNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>572464269Tact love
>>572464269A daring OP image, if I say so myself
daring love (as in tact)
Love brown
I was about to tell you to fuck off with your JP spoilers but she's in global nowFUCK
>>572464269The good guy won
>75% win rate (again)>lost the finals(again)Yeah, I' m done. Also the most frustrating part is noticing all these people who have "whale-tier" stats but then I look at their cards and they're borrowing kita and have like 0 lb Yeppers and then Sunday and a bunch of not even mlb SSR cards. It shows how much fucking luck is in this game. I spent money to MLB NTR+fuku and that should give me an advantage but I've only ever gotten 3 SS runs out of the 200+ I've done since they came out, all while fucking using the training helper and throne optimizing my runs as much as possible.Meanwhile I've seen multiple f2p luckshitters that have full fucking TEAMS of UG stat horses all just for this CM. I'm done playing the career mode slot machine and losing every damn time. I've been using all my borrows since MANT came out and have NY Opera parent that got me to max follows and somehow still don't have ONE good ace for it. No point in continuing it. My pull luck is horrendous too. Spent over $600 on this game and I'm already going to drop it. This is probably the quickest I've ever dropped a gacha after spending money.Don't spend any money on this game, you get literally nothing. It's a given you probably won't get shit from your pulls unless you spark, but even if you do get shit, career mode still is entirely luck and someone with shit cards can get god runs and you can be perpetually unlucky like me.
buy an ad
total botter death
>>572464625Hope you find an easier game to enjoy, you might be too retarded for uma careers somehow
>>572464534MUCH LOVE
Digitan LOVE
>>572464625funny pasta bait
>>572464591I will let you livethis time
>>572464625Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and skill hacks and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>572464625>>572464827I recognised who this was
>>572464625>I spent money to MLB NTR+fuku and that should give me an advantage but I've only ever gotten 3 SS runs out of the 200+What a fucking whalecuckAlso I would be interested to see your "whale" stats if you can only get S+ aces. When literally every single f2p get SS aces the problem is you.Let me guess you are also running hog+dommie?
>>572464591buy an ad
Now post the yuri pastas
>>572464789We NEED to accelerate faster
>>572464789
fell for it again
Niggas come into the casino thinking they can win every time and then get mad when the house wins every timeAre you stupid?
TUMBLING DOWN
>>572464000not SEGA themselves but yes
>>572464986we are a newfag central
uma. musume.starting a job tomorrow, but i fear that the dinginess of the living quarters i'm moving into are too shit for me to live comofortably. my oshi better roll into my account quickly once i burn my salary in the coming months on carats for her banner. i'll quit the job and spend a month training her and only her if she does
when will we be free from xoguri?
>>572465053Obviously I just need to beat the shit out of Shiraoki so she'll fudge the numbers so I win all the time
>>572464986>>572465140I was there for the original post I just forgot about it...It would be good if we had more newfags tho
>>572465062I BOUGHT AUTIS/UMA/ STOCKS LAST MONTH THIS CANNOT HAPPEN TO ME
>>572464934>>572464956So cool and sexy...
>>572464956HELL yeah
>>572465190After Pisces 2 (last CM where she dominates)After that no 2000-2200m until after 3.5 anni
>>572465190grand masters
Now that CM is over can you guys make some more UF rank pokemons?
>>572465190She gets power crept in 2028
>>572465289Gold Ship doesn't actually care for her (male) trainer.
>>572464931Yuri saved my life, okay? Everybody be talkin' about how much they love Yuri these days, but they don't understand I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE! I said I've played these games before! They don't understand. The story begins when I was very young, I discovered Marisa and Reimu. And this ship, this was the beginning of the end, this was a gateway drug as they teach. A gateway drug into the world of Yuri, the addictive world of Yuri. I was hooked. Immediately. I was hooked. And it was already over for me then, it truly saved my life however, it saved me. It saved me, kept me alive on this Earth. The thing is, it all began when I started scouring the internet for any Yuri I could find. And I found it in the places of manga, manga, webtoons, all of those kind. And there's this one in specific on the webtoon, it was a webtoon, a manhwa as they could say, and the thing is, it kept me alive, it truly kept me alive, because... on every Saturday a new episode would be released, a new chapter of this fantasy, this fantasy story, this fantasy Yuri, this fantasy GL. And, it's called Your Throne by the way, I would just be completely and utterly hooked on the story, I would be completely and utterly hooked onto this beautiful fantasy story of two women who are struggling to be in love despite the odds of their brutal fantasy world. And it kept me from thinking about k- it kept me in my deepest darkest moments. It kept me clinging on to a silver of life just holding on and waiting through life, waiting through the week, just one more week so I could hear the following story. So I could continue my Yuri life. And that's how Yuri can truly save someone's life. A story is life-changing. Love is life-changing. And since then, I consumed all kinds of Yuri, I've consumed toxic Yuri, forbidden Yuri, dirty Yuri, clean Yuri, all of that kind. Childhood friends Yuri, enemies to lovers Yuri. And now i'm training my Oshi's with my cock in hand + i'm winning plats. ALL HAIL YURI
>>572465289
>>572465190tomorrow when they release evolved skills
>half of 2026 is overTime flies
>>572465451wasnt the unique skill update just for leniency and easier activation rather than evolved skills
>>572465451Even after evolved skills she's still the strongest for 2000-2200m until White Kitasan tho
>>572465451oguri will dominate that too. we don't have true meta umas yet
>>572465515true, but it can't be as bad as it is now. At least a little better right?
crying into my trainees chest after losing cm
Ogurin will always be meta for cuteness
>>572465595trainer... i'm the one that's supposed to be crying...
I keep getting st*go on the who's your uma sitehow do I manipulate the answers to get my wife maruzensky who's straight up 2nd on every category
hey newfag here, is there any wlm umamusume or are they all wlw?
>>572465062A+tis/uma/bros...
>>572465670Stop being a deadbeat dad
>>572465749if you select your trainer gender as male and then roll the uma, then she's wlm
>>572465062>can't outautist anons on MANTembarrassing
Is there a reason why I wouldn't run Front Mayano next CM? She's so built for it, go 3 fronts deep and you have all the accel the race offers.
>>572465749some umas will have specific dialogues where they change how they call you depending on the trainer gender you select. rice shower for example calls you onii chan or onee chan depending on your selection
>>572465803Stego is not a deadbeat or a dad. She's a cute girl and a great senpai.
>>572465902Flashy landing is notoriously inconsistent.
>>572465559To all the people who think evolved skills will kill XOguriDo you seriously think people would have used Brian or Sweep Tosho just because they got an additional 0.15 target speed on their gold skills? It's not the problem with them, there's literally an uma who gets perfect speed carryover and accel with her ult
>>572465902I mean why not just run her pace instead?
>>572465902Sprint D Mile D. If you can find a parent setup then you should go for it. I can't be bothered, it's the last MANT CM, I'm never going to use a hybrid parent setup after this
>Is there a reason why I wouldn't run Front Mayano next CM?
wahey
>>572465902>Is there a reason why I wouldn't run Front Mayano next CMAptitudes.
>>572465981i just lost against a 6 front room cm and i don't like being stuck in 7th to 9th place anymore
>>572465902She was pretty good as a front for Gemini, but make her a pace this time because the point of Maya is that she can use any style depending on the metaAnd this time the meta is pace chaser
Who will get poached this month? It seems like /uma/club has two spots.Hard mode: don't say mambocchi
>>572465946i just ignore it all and bring my sweep tosho and win CM with her. winning the finals felt so good after facing double xoguri and double smarubut yeah xoguri will continue to stay meta until far future
The independent training feature really is nice though. Not having to drain my battery to finish a run is great, and it takes less than a minute to set up if you already have a saved rotation.
>>572466145Ryanfag already said he's leaving
>>572466131I used wedding Maya in Aoharu sprint last time and she was great. But D in mile just nukes the MANT sprint prospects. Same goes with Tamamo.
>>572466090Nta but I will do it anyway, there's people running their oshi with sprint F and I shouldn't do it because she has sprint D?
>>572465938It is, it is but there are a lot of targets for it. >>572465981You need to be 3rd or better to trigger landing, if it's a front heavy meta she will fizzle off. >>572466001>>572466090I have Nishino with 7 sprint sparks so yeah, it's not bad. 7 sprint, 7 mile from loaned Taiki. >>572466131Pace chaser meta? How? If you run 3 fronts then you cuck every pace out of their accel skill as long as 1 other person brings out a front. Even if you're the only person with fronts you're guaranteed one uma with budding/shooting activation
>>572464903You literally finished B group lol you have no place to talk
>>572466354Sprint D has never been the problem, it's Mile D AND Sprint D. I'm not gonna tell you to stop though. Goodluck anon.
>>572465670I got Nice Nature fuck I don’t wanna be a loser man
>>572466381I'm not the Sweepyfag it's not even one of his picI won this plat
>>572466449I'm currently making a sprint Nishino parent with 4* mile grandparents and after I will you borrow a 5* sprint parent
>>572466682giwtwm
>>572466380Ball of pacers can easily overtake fronts in the back. Also only first front will accelerate, rest will fuck off to back. Last time i had 5 front finals. all sprint podium winners were pacers.
>>572464269Uma gfI really love handholding fanart
>>572466935A fucking whaaat?
>>572466495but you're cute and wifeable
>>572466380> If you run 3 fronts then you cuck every pace out of their accel skill as long as 1 other person brings out a front. Even if you're the only person with fronts you're guaranteed one uma with budding/shooting activationIf you're gambling on someone else bringing a front then you've already lostand also that singular pacer who hit their accels will destroy you. Triple fronting to drown out the enemy only works when fronts are meta + pacers aren't
You now remember Inari One.
>>572466682
>>572466495I got Nakayama Festa once, I don't want to be a homeless looking bum
bwos...
>>572466935>I tried 2 front 1 xoguri>job nonstopeh maybe I should have gave it another try.
>>572467368did he beat his parents disappointment in him droping med school to play a gacha game in their basement?
>>572465473such is life as a horse toreina you wake up and suddenly they are ready for the DAHBY
Third in A is better than first in B.
>>572467357i never forgot
>>572466896same
>>572467550it used to benow it's exactly the same and you can't really say otherwisemaybe if you count preliminary win gibs
>>572467357Her steamy Edo umanko in my face
>>572467602
>>572457795It was good and added corn toppings for the ramen/cutting board anon
Mambo has TWO spots open for interested trainers. The rules are simple and will get enforced! There could be a spot for (You)!
>>572467867
>>572467894why is it that every time a bowl of ramen gets posted in this place it always look so lacking in greens
>>572468006Ramen is not known for any greens in fact
>>572464269REMINDER BEFORE THE PATCH Those who's a pussy about getting banned, uninstall hachimi right nowThose who's ride and die with 60fps Hachimi, good luck to us all, Im not going back to 30fps shit
I need to kiss Fuji.
>>572468087Like on her lips?
>>572467954Look at the size of these TITSbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrLet me fuck them raw and make them shine by spreading my seed all over themAWOOOGA I want to milk her and make CHEESE out of her breastmilk
>>572468196calm DOWN
>>572468196Based!!!
>>572468174On the lips. Hands on her hips.
>>572468303Umazing!
Last Thread
>>572468006You're getting beansprout and green onions at most, and I forgot to add green onions
>>572468362>glug yeahcan't argue with that
>>572468362
>>572439076
How many hours left until the banhammer nuke drops?
>>572468368Oh wait there's some. I thought I forgot to make them add it
I'm a big fan of dantsu's flames
>>572468362>umas need brotranscend when
>>572468368WRONG. It depends on the type of ramen you're getting. Tantanmen usually includes bok choy or spinach. Tonkatsu in many classic styles can include nori or cabbage. While not "green" many dishes also include seasoned bamboo shoots called menmat. ramen addict and chef
>>572468362>kita pulls taiki bwoI was not familiar with her game
How is there not a single good Medium Front Runner Grandparent with a 2* or better Stam blue
I'm absolutely furious
>>572468362>glug
>>57246854213 months
>>572468661Strange skin tone
>>572463884Post skills. You clearly fucked up.
>>572468661sexy skin tone
its me im the sweepyfagat least i beat a xogdom
>>572468731tanned bro
>>572468649Fuck you anon, almost gave me a heart attack
should i make a nishino flower parent or a taiki parent?im bringing nishino flower myself though so doing an ace plus parent run might be optimal but idk about that
>>572468950
>>572469102*makes glug noises without EVER STOPPING at MAX VOLUME*
>24.7% winrate (again)>won the group A finalsThis is fucking awesome. I'm gonna do f2p triple late gamblemaxx forever. I never acheived an SS ever. I started around the VBobo banner, I don't own Kitasan Black, NTR, Neicha, Super Creek, Throne, fucking nothing. I didn't have enought free carats for 200 pulls on FineMo, I only have her on uncap lvl 3, and Mr CB on uncap lvl 1. I won against metafags, two different Xoguris with dominators. Last CM I was winning against whales. On neither of those CM did I have a horse with maxed out speed.Don't spend much money on this game. Only the monthly pass and the selector tickets are worth it. Cygames is fucking jewish and designs the game on wasting your fucking money. Half of my monthly salary on 200 pulls? After I win the fucking lottery maybe.
>>572469202Based never stop gambling!
>>572469202did you bring NSM?
>>572469202good job latebronever stop gambling
>>572469202deck?
>>572469202Lucky comes true!
>>572469128check uma.moeif you can find a taki parent that suits your needs, do a nishino flower parent, or if you find a better flower parent, do a taiki parent
>>572469202now this is a copy pasta
>>572469141
bropaganda...
>>572469202what was your lobby rank? 5k? 8k?putting effort gets you punished with 13k lobbies maybe I should lazymaxx too
>>572469128I don't even have a taiki so I'm forced to make a flower parent
Is there any uma that loves servicing her husband's cock?
>>572469196>>572469008>>572468813Fuck off and stop reposting these, attention whore
>>572469325I didn't. Bijin is on uncap lvl 1, not that it matters, it's not that good. Regular Oguri has the yellow version of it anyways.
>>572469509
>>572469613stop being mad V
>>572468602tbf I don't order tantanmen and I go for mazesoba instead Also it's tonkotsu
>Out of borrows (again)>No parents (again)Yeah, I' m done. Also the most frustrating part is noticing all these people who have "whale-tier" parents but then I look at their fans per day and they're flatlining and have like a dancho that won't kick them in a Rank 15000 club. It shows how much fucking luck is in this game. I spent money to Ug rank every single career and that should give me an advantage but I've only ever gotten eight 3 blue of the 800+ I've done since TB came out, all while fucking using the training helper and optimizing my runs as much as possible.
holy SCHIZO hour
>>572469381
Guys, is there any uma that loves servicing her trainer's cock?
>>572468303This woman might actually be too dangerous for me.
>>572469696I'm not your boogeyman faggot
>>572469202>wins one (uno, Eins, um) time>it's the A finalsI love gambling, last time I felt this good was during my first successful URA run.
>>572469891V please
>>572469325Not in pic: uma stan, take the chance, radiant star.
>>572468075It's not even about the 60FPS for me anymore. The other graphical tweaks make the game look so much better. Shadow resolution 4K my beloved.
>>572470052>The other graphical tweaks make the game look so much betterThis. 60+ FPS and text skip are huge, but man the graphical enhancements are the icing on the cake.
>teehee I won against the house! I just had to gooooomble more!Does the house really
autis/uma/ has ONE slot open (from a culled flatliner preventing gibs), and ONE person retiring come the start of the monthJoin us for a cozy a+ club wherein all you have to do is not flatline!apply either in game with /uma/ in your bio, or send your id here and i'll send out an invite
>>572465332Such a shame that she's so dominant in 2000m since Tokyo 2000m (scorpio) was pretty fun.
>>572469682Shan't have umapyoi with stallions
>>572469959My favorite jewel!
>>572469936You will never be a woman
I got 3rd in A finals. Should I just give up and hang myself?
>>572470306Someone post Rudolf's
>>572470209lazymaxxing + f2p is the way since people who invest too much time, money and emotions into the game just to lose are never getting those investments back
>>572470353SCROLL UP YOU RETARDED MSLDJKMASLDAS
>>572470126DO YOU HEAR THAT CYGAMES? GIVE ME A REAL FUCKING GRAPHICS SETTINGS MENU. I NEED CRISP ARMPIT SHADOW DETAIL.
>>572470279We won't get an Akiten CM until after Gentildonna is released because of her
>>572470209He got a cm platyou didn'tlol
>>572469509>>572469682I don't underst - hmmmmph!
>>572470353retarf >>572469196
I unironically feel like shit because cygames made this game 100% lesbo. I just wanted to dream about having an uma wife.
i cant wait until all the sweepers are banned tomorrow, and suddenly being an A+/S rank club will be easy
>>572470401The only winning move is not to play
>>572470431>>572470541>>572469196THAT'S MY KAICHOU
this game is dead as fuck
>>572470559Get you a gal that calls you masta.
>>572470670next scenario will save us
Botters got raped check the leaderboard
>>572468928Better luck next time
>>572470306Can you post Maya
GL will save usHags will save usIdolmaster will save us
I got some jelly as compensation for somethingwhat happened
>22/30>still top2kill more bots
>>572464460but bocchi voices tsuru-chan
>>572470847>>572470864>#1 #3 and #4 are all hyper cheater since day one>get overtaken by a 22/30 club that cheats even harderlmao get fucked >>572470878aaaaaaaa MARRIAGE NOW PLEAAAAAASE
Remember to drink enough water
>>572470824
>>572471015Thank you Kris S
Didn't expect these things to get stockpiled for so long.
Hey anons just returning to the game, any good place to see which skills are good? Some kind of... Tier list?
hydration break
>>572471146Tier lists are for homos.
>>572471089
>>572470864>look up biggest fan earner of ArdogaKek
>>572471117>unity cup releasedamn man
WHERE'S THE BOTPOCALYPSE
>>572471146it depends on the trackbut as a rule of thumb professor of curvature > x corners / x straights > PTO/THH/Slipstream > the rest
Anons for the next CM would it be fine to use this deck?Kita + windy speedFinemo + Tachyon witMarvelous powerbakushin guts borrowI'm worried about rwaching the 1000 wit needed for this CM without 3 wit cards because I need power parents... but the bakushin guts skill seems really powerful
So who's leaving Mambo this month?
>>572471146Basically midrace velocity is always good Accels are race dependant. Spurt is very good when it works for End Closers for example but it doesn't always workThere's sites like this that show you which skills are good for each style and race https://umalator.app/
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>>572471479everyone
>>572471015>Remember to drink enough waterIf I don't do it, I'll shit concrete bricks and my ass will bleed.
>>572471479I'm leaving!t. not in Mambo but wanted to contribute anyway
>>572471389it's an agemasen skill on top of finemo's agemasen skill and it's not even that good of a skill, get a third wit card mabo wit is secret op or throne, if you're doing a late gambler borrow natie, sprints is where OYL shines
>>572471810going to fuck her happy, after that rigged stolen win
>>572471810Smart Falcon's got a head like a fucking orange.
round
>>572471904>rigged stolen win
>>572469682>>572471995While I do think the forceful Dia meme is funny, I wanted to see her trainer being receptive more often since she's such a cute and sweet girl.
>>572472063haha what the fuck
>>572472063holy kek
>>572472086He's just not into big middle schooler tits.
>>572472063what's the original exploitable for this
ok keiba knowerswho would help filling up sweepy's generation?
>>572472063stay mad CHEATER lmao
Please confirm some cheaters got banned and it's not all just indog infighting
>>572472063AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I GERMANYJOBBITA KNEEL TO PARAGAY CHADS
>>572472204I would fill up Sweepy until we make a new generation
Gold City's trainer looks like this?!
>>572471640Shit I'm so tired of agemasen... I was doing nishino flower but I wanted to do king too, that said does king cheerleader unique work in this track? I did not see her recommended anywhere...who the heck is mabo
>>572472258this is what forever young would look like if he was umamusuko
>>572472181That's a lie. Also it's not like she needs them to be the cutest.
>>572472270mambo
>>572467368but you'll never beat the allegations
>>572472214The botting alt accounts that were fueling the fan gain of the eden botting clubs were removed (by cygames) from the club, tanking their ranking. They've received the generic warning caught botters have gotten so far previously.
mach-kane tanhauser des
>>572472201Dr. Doom Ripping Mr. Fantastic In Half
So do you have to shave away like tons of the carrot to make these?
>>572472467What about the cheater with hacked gold skills in cm. Is that guy still around?
>>572472467>They banned accounts worth $5hopefully the damage dealt to SEAniggers' egos was enough
>>572472612you can flatten a cut of a carrot into a larger disk and then cut it
>>572472467>banning just the sockpuppets>when 20+ people have benefited from the botting sockpuppets by being in the same clubCAST CHAIN LIGHTNING DELETE THE CLUBBLACKLIST DANCHOU'S MARK OF THE BEAST (Mastercard/Visa)BAN EVERYONEWHY IS CYGGERS LIKE THIS FUCKING INCOMPETENT KEKS CAN'T EVEN VALIDATE API INPUT LIKE A BUNCH OF CASUAL
>>572472270To know if cheer kingu works you only need to look at the track, late starts in a corner? no cheer kingu, late starts in a straight? yes kingu, same requirement as spurtthis sprint CM starts on a cornerbackliners are also limited to only pump as MPB doesn't work, looking grim for them
>>572472201>>572472562
NFlight and Ardoga lost a fuckton of members
>>572472613That exploit came to light more recently, so it probably won't be dealt with for a while
>>572472612No? Just hit it with a stencil
mayaqt
you cannot ban someone based on associationthat is why you bot with bot accounts and not your main
>>572472715the heavily botted clubs all fell from their top ranks
>>572472715>when 20+ people have benefited from the botting sockpuppets by being in the same cluband thats why the kicked the botters so their club rankings tank
>>572472845Does /uma/club have a chance at top 30?
>>572472715members who are removed before gibs take their fans with them, if all the bots are removed the leeches won't get shitbut not all botters were removed
the beaker than makes you gay
>>572472704Really? Wouldn't the carrot slices split and crack from that?>>572472769I meant that given the center of the carrot is perfectly in the center of the circular part, there would have needed to be a lot of the carrot cut away to have the ears be like that
>>572472896we're trying right now. ura fanrun spam
>>572472896only if dancho posts naked dogeza in #main
>>572472896lol no
>>572472803You could make a case if they used the same connection for botting and playing normally. Otherwise that's probably just asking for a lawsuit.>>572472865>>572472958My main problem is that they've benefited from it for months. This will only affect their next gibs.
>>572472803They can ban people for whatever they want.Anyway it doesn't really matter. If botter clubs get killed last minute there's no reason to bot fans with alts
Anyone else get an odd bug where the volume drops during random days in senior year while playing MANT?
>>572473020I guessit is also umamusume so they just might have uma shaped carrots somewhere
>>572471479Danchou
>wake up>see thiswhat do
>>572471301it begins in approximately 11 hours and ends about 8 hours after that
>>572473136>implying that 's ever stopped the strongest /uma/ club>>572473162this. it's the best move because it will just piss off all the idiots trying to get a free ride to the top now that they get nothing.
>>572473323Spray her with water, don't let your Fusu get upiity.
>>572473323you can stop posting her now I've already fallen for the propaganda
>>572473323hug
>>572473375That's not a fusu you blithering retard
>ban the bots on the last day so cygames get money's worth of botting incomekek
>>572473323I don't have enough dick to satisfy you, go away
okay so I'm retarded and I'm not sure the deck I have to use for m nishino flower this print CM anons, can I get some pointers? I only have mlb kita and finemo
>>572473323getMating pressed
>>572473323Sexwith Verxina
>corner adept hint maxed from Kita>early start hint maxed from inspiration>TS Climax>Kita and CB event chains didn't finish
>>572473323Non global umas are not real and cannot rape me!
>>572473323umapyoi
>>5724722042004 generation is actually full of cool horses, it's a shame we'll never see them thanks to the usual suspects
>>572473649
>>572473332I believe
>>572472204King KamehamehaDaiwa MajorHeart's CryDelta Blues
>>572473323sleep again
>>572473747>>572473930great i just lost all hope again
me getting ambushed and raped by mob umamusumes
>>572473323cry
>>572473532but love adds at least two inches
>>572474082Do you think they would cry when they rape you? Cry and beg for you to look at them, notice them? Call them your number 1?
>>572469196man, i love her
>>572474082This
>>572473930Cosmo BulkDance in the MoodHay TrickSuzuka Mambo2004 gen is probably my favorite generation of the 2000s
I would try my hardest to make my mob trainee win open races
>>572474297Have you seen what she does to an iron ball? My 6cm doesn't stand a chance
Tickezo is damn cute
>>572474446I knew I forgot some of them, thank you.
>>572474534>nobody bounces like that
>I though Ruby was an end, but its a late>Tama evolved skills make her a lateAnd now I have to rethink a whole 3 years end closer pull plan, amazing, fucking amazing
>>572474601I refuse to believe theres people with 6cm out there, thats way too small
>>572474534This artist's sameface is so bad I still thought it was Teio reading it twice
>>572474647>cries when she's happy>cries when she's sad>cries during sex>cries for no reasonWHAT THE FUCK TICKEZO
>>572474785Late is the future
Rudolf's eggs are probably dried up after decades of pretending to be a student.
>>572474854sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>572474785>3 years end closer pull planit's like two cards LMAO
>>572474601don't worry, she'll beGentil
>>572474785Tama alt is a Pace
>need to farm for top 30 now
>>572474929UWAAAAAAAH! YOU POINTED OUT THE CRYING AND NOW SHE IS CRYING EVEN MORE!!!!
>>572474534Rudolf asks this from her trainer because everyone has refused to tell her what sex is and she doesn't know why it feels good to be rubbed thereeven Teio and Air Groove have raped this version of Rudolf's trainer
>watch sixth live>Sumipe can actually sing in Tachyon's voice impressive
taking supicryer requests!
>>572475208King Halo. If already done, Fuji Kiseki.
>>572474823This is a gacha game so there are SEA anons here among us
>>572474945Rudolf is 17.
>>572469842I have unfortunately fallen for Fuji Kiseki again. I wish I wasn't so weak.
>>572475276out of 100
>>572475192>SumipeI never noticed...
>>572475272Theyre manlets so its hard to spot them, aye.
2 weeks to:>make entirely new TT umas (15 in total)>learn a new scenario (nothing like MANT or unity or ura)>make 3 new aces for dirt medium (super niche)fuck this schedule. With throne out now and people having rolled for it we couldve had CM17 be just before GL, GL pushed back a bit and then start GL just after a CM
>>572475474Nonna sit on my face!
>almost a year playing this garbage>no signs of quitting yetman
>>572475502>nothing like MANT or unitycome on now
>>572475276How long has she been 17 for?
>>572474823The /sp/ threads revealed there's a filipino Teio poster in /uma/He might here right now
>>572465062I'll laugh if they lose A+ because they lost 4M by kicking the flatliner
>>572475208Oguri supicryer please.
>>572475272Even then, at that point it has to be a disability, you probably could get gibs for that
>>572475502there are plenty of sloptubers who have done GL runs so you catch the basics to buy all songs and get the full song at the endmaking TT umas only take 1 run per each umathe current pokemon event should have given you an idea of what works for the dirt medium races
>>572475502if you really think about it it's just like ura with extra shit on topyou chase rainbows where they go (speed/wit) and that's it
>>572475654you say that like having a fat brown sea teioposter wasnt already known
>>572475730they'll be fine, fuck flatlining niggers, they all need to be lynched.
>>572475526This but with Alya and Mosina as well, at the same time too
>>572475730Ok V
>>572475502
>>572475815>ura with extra shit on topyou just summarized every upcoming scenario
>>572475730kicking that guy just shows how dumb their new Danchou is. Imagine fucking over your own club because you're petty enough to kick a flatliner a day before reset. No wonder their previous danchou left.
>>572475740oguri will NEVER get a cryer
ugh guess it's time to make parentswhat inherits are good for pace chasers in the sprint cm?
>>572475858>AlyaHey that's Agnes!
>>572475954Flatniggers deserve no rights.Danchou said himself he is farming back those fans, I love Ryan danchou she's so based.
>>572475974oguri_cryer.pngDon't shay that...
>>572475927people said MANT was more URA than unity
>>572475474sex with nonna
>>572475974
>>572476027flower and taiki ults are human rightspulse and shadow break are pretty gud
>>572476031>Agnes
>>572476048He could have farmed and without kicked him and you would have 4 million extra fans
I won Open A Finals :)
>>572475036SHUT UUUUUP
Guys what’s considered flat lining I do a daily run like…3-5 times a week…
if there are multiple Agnesare they Agni
>>572476174fanx
>>572476190You're missing the "flatniggers deserve no rights" part, it's the most important one.
>>572476253you're flatlining for 2-4 days a week
>>572475954you fuckers are so contrarian you'd say black is white if the Wrong Person said white is whiteWhich is it? b& flatlining niggers and enforce the club rules? Or not? That danchou is based. And there's no way the fucker was going to get 20M fans in one day, fuck his excuses.
Why is Nishino such a shit runner, everyone keeps talking about her inherit being good but whenever I try to make her the ace she always shits the bed even against much weaker opponents on paper
>>572475954If Ryan danchou can farm double the flatliner's monthly fans in a day, I'm fine with the kick to be desu
you guys are retarded
>>572476190>tolerate flatlinersummmmm.......NO
>>572476391I wonder where this umamusume went to...
>>572476391cute uma, when's her banner?
>>572476326I don't care about the flatnigger, retard the club missing out on A+ gibs is what I care about>>572476369There's no reason to kick anyone if you can't recruit someone else>>572476435He could have done that without kicking the leech>>572476540enjoy your A rank
WHERE ARE THE NUDES DANCHO!!! WE NEED TO MOTIVATE THE TOP EARNERS!!!
imagine being flat
>>572476406Luck or you are not building her rightShe has great growts, Determined descent can act as groundwork, Beeline burst will always be a last spurt skill and if her unique activates she wins
so am I supposed to just give up if Throne doesn't proc pre-debut
>>572475730I genuinely did not see a normal post with this image attached it's always drama shitstirring
>>572476515
how did they manage to make every dirt uma so great? (except for falco)is it to make up for the fact you can only use them in 1/5 cms every rotation?
If the danchou actually checked his fans last month, I'm not sure what he expected to happen
>>572476515no u
>>572476048>sheWait, this actually makes a lot of sense now...
pretty sure most people have better ways to spend their time than spying accounts
>>572476745does he even play the game
>>572476715DirtGODS are all good
Did Suzuka actually did that?
>>572476847no he just pretends to be oguri in the thread
>>572476839such as?
>>572476391Eishin?
I'm a danchou and I would never kick a "flatliner" before gibs. I'm not playing the game for such petty bullshit. Immediately afterwards? Of course. I'm waking up early to get a new member in.But before is such powertrip drama behavior.I have no interest in "punishing" a /uma/non who may have had any reason for not playing for a while. From medical to family emergencies, stress, whatever.I don't care if he got some free gibs in the horse girl game. I was farming the fans anyway.
>>572476637Shouldnt this be decent for a sprint cm?Ignore the grass inherit, it was 40% and other options were meh
>>572476919watching footy
shakute
>I'm a danchouX
>>572477105Unironically worse than opening with>as a redditor
>>572466682why is her head so big
>>572464827This copy paste is back?
>>572476990Radiant star is wasted SP, Grass' ult is shit, disorient and straight accel do nothingYou really lack good skills
>>572476919Drama posting on /uma/
>>572476981Keb, you're not danchou anymore ..
>>572476919giving footy
>>572476604you're not even in the club lmao
>>572477152It never left and it will be more relevant than ever in GL CMs
>>572477156Its not >>572476990 that bad but lack of speed star AND curvature is horribleALSO, determined descent is only 0.1 accel more than white one, dont gold it. White is okay. Get groundworks.
Radiant Star is one of the best skills in the gameYou are just a lucklet if you think otherwise
>>572466682I will shrimply tell myself this is AI
if i am bringing sweepy to sprints do i make her a late or end
>>572476715the entire left row is shit
>>572476981keb...
>>572477264when did I say I was?
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>572477320Probably late and borrow Natie, if we get buffed OYL then late no contest
>>572476981I'm glad to not be in your club.>>572477406If everyone in the club is okay you don't get a saying.>>572477320End, buy daring strike and intense gaze.
>>572476981I cry I pray mon Dieu
>>572477320A loser or a loser? Tough decision
>>572477368>left row
bilibili's uma tanuki merchandise
>>572476949STOLEN VALORTHEY STOLE THAT WIN
>>572477445
>>572477461WHY ARE FRONTNIGGERS SO MEAN?????? ;_;
>>572477445How does this help with Feng Shui?>"umm ano eto torenasan it helps with blood flow to the"SAY NO MORE
>>572477554It's pace chasers this time
>>572464269This is safe for this week right? Its harder and harder to find WITGOD disciples?
>>572477554Actually youre comparable to fronts before the early balance patch for this one.
>>572477584Feng Shui isn't real.
>>572477481
>>572476715do not diss the bird
new fusucreatura
Finally safe
Hey cuties, sorry to interrupt.There is a big maintenance today, remember to do your daily run. Thanks for your attention to this matter.xoxo
>>572477453I'm not expecting a say I'm just saying it's retarded and can fuck your club over. If you were rank 350 or something I wouldn't care if the flatliner gets kicked. Kicking him when you're on the brink of losing A+ is dumb
>>572477748When is it?
>>572477641Erm... Bwo... Witmaxxers are the strongest players in the game now...
>>572464269my daring gf tact
>>572477717>fusucreaturaI hate it!
>>572477763uh oh flatliner melty
>>572477696
So, did you win?
>>572476604>There's no reason to kick anyone if you can't recruit someone elsethis is the dumbest thing I've heard all month>never kick flatliners until you find a replacementno, kick them. I prefer my danchou'd method (he kills after reset), but flatlining niggers infesting A+ clubs must be purged
>>572477793Today...
>>572477717i eat like this
>>572476919Farming fans.
are lates bricked for cm16?
>>572476909 you bet she did
>>572477948Those are some nice eyes...
So pace or front bakushin for next cm?
>>572477763sorry bubby, i'll farm another 9 million fans today, just for you :)
>>57247779311 hoursYou will be lied to if you ask this question again, fair warning
>>572477980Lates are bricked for the next 3 years
>>572477445you don't need to convince me I'm already rolling her
>1lb in 6 dailies what am I supposed to do with thiswhy do I keep daily pulling on scam bannerswhy can't I have this luck on good banners
>>572477980wife groove is fine i guess
>9* sprint on one side>9* miles to bump up to A on the other sideENTER all distance maya
>my trainee locked the door when she entered
>>572477302why? Wasn't the main gripe about MANT the 40+ minute run-time? Isn't GL about the same length as an Aoharu run?
>9 hours maintenance holy fuck
>>572477936Killing after reset is fine, killing near the end of the month with no replacement is useless, unless the guy literally has 0 fans>>572478045And it would have been 13 million if the flatliner didn't get kicked. I don't understand how this is a difficult concept to understand
>>572478141https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdIT74L8hGI
>>572477763Maybe danchode will make us lose A+ gibs, but the next leeching flatliner will think twice before joining autis/uma/, he's playing the long game
>>572477641it's really not
>>572478238Go be a flatniggger somewhere else, you clearly can't understand what it means to have rules.
>my trainer refuses to have meetings with me without a third party present
>>572477710That channel icon is so ROUND
>>572478343this is for my own safety doto
>>572475034that's the point, I could focus on paces and then have my guilty pleasure of ends, but if half of the girls I like the most from ends become lates I have to start rethinking things
I really wish I was Mejiro McQueen so I could get violated by my trainer every time we train and shove his crotch in my face when I'm too tired to complain
>>572478218>9 hours of bot purgingftfy
>>572478340I have more fans than 90% of autis/uma/
You guys gonna play that new Fire Emblem game?
>>572477710https://youtu.be/pC0W9A3qGAc
remember that this is the club they're talking aboutliterally 2/3 of the club are basically flatliners
>>572478464
>>572478501>flatnigger and a botniggerHOLY shit
>prompted to refresh daily packHmm nyo nyot with cheaters in CM finals
>>572478556those lines don't look flat to me
>>572478556isnt that because their danchou is at 100m+ and thusly skews the graph to make 20-30mil look small in comparison?
>>572477717What Poké Ball do I use on it?
>>572478556
>>572478556why isn't the pink guy at the bottom kicked too
>>572478701love ball
>>572478556Rules...
>>572478556I'm so glad my club's graph doesn't get spammed here anymore
>>572478698>their danchou is at 100m+/uma/ CLUB DANCHOU PICK UP THE PHONE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
>>572478701these*unumazips my umapants to reveal my umaballs*
>>572478768they asked for permission to flatline this month
>>572478546I bought Engage and then proceeded to never play it a single time, so no.
>>572478556Me between the flatliners and the real earners.
>>572478591why all the belts
>>572478793its only a matter of time till every club graph gets put in some gay tierlist image or something
>>572478698He's actually at 72M (the average)
>>572478879Engage was fun but the story was such brainrotting nonsense. The new one is basically Three Houses 2 if you enjoyed that.
I flatline and just buy an amount of carats equivalent to the club rank reward I feel I deserve.
>>572478556Show the scale
a club where the bottom 3 gets kicked regardless if they meet the quota or notso as to bring in fresh blood
>>572470243and I hope more spots will open up until a public apology is issued to the affected person for wrongly accusing them of flatlining when they were active every dayresigning does not count as an apology.
Ryan danchou does his fan farming with Mejiro Ryan... imagine if he was a maruzenskyfag or ogurifag...
>>572478960i just checked, hes at 120m
AAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE I FORGOT ABOUT THE RESET MY SHOOOOOOES
>>572478960he botted up to 120M
>>572478546I literally never played a switch FE, I beat Fates last year on my 3ds tho
>>572479208Mambro...
>>572479043This is kind of based, but flatliners are cringe so die
>>572478556it could have looked like this insteadtotal flatnigger death
>>572479365those are some thick lines
Mambo status?
I think I'll do a quick parent run and call it a day, danchou wouldn't mind a bit of flatlining... I'm in heat dying until my cooler is here anyway...
>>572479446Mambo
>1.2k speed pow and wit>S+ because my stam and guts is in the shitters
>no speed starto the trash it goes...
>>572479468>i'm in heatPoor choice of words while posting Still in Love
If you kick me I will take it deeply personally and probably cry you have bee warned
>>572479468>I'm in heatTell me more
>>572464625What a bizarre image
>>572479468>I'm in heat
2 Mambo players got banned in the bot purge
>>572479793those were flatliners gwo...
>>572479793those were kicked, read your mambonews
>>572479365goddamnit when you can recognize a club by its graph it's time to log off of /uma/goodbye everyone
>>572478749it looked like his ds was wrapped in a special week themed cover at first but nope would've been cool though
>>572479793the bot purge is in 10 hours though
>>572479793It's over
>>572479302RUBY HATE
Autis uma bros... stop falling for bait and farm a couple fans to secure those 2 extra pulls
>>572476662I've never seen a good bakushin post ever
2 days until sex
>>572479939We have climbed the ranks now that more members are awake.I can go back to flatlining.
>>572480054this
>>572478807Hello? What's your emergency?And when is this maintenance thingy? I need 8m more fans before then!
keknever saw a lobby under 1 kdidnt do a single run for this cm
Is it true that Ryanfag is only farming so many fans in order to make the jump to /uma/club?
>>572479518That's a skills issue
>>572479939If we hit A+ /Uma/Club will poach our Danchou again. Better to take it easy, accept our A gibs and fly under the radar for a bit
>>572480105maint should be in like 10 hours and 30 minutes
>>572480117based bottom 1% GOD
>>572479563sex
>>572480117based afkGAWD
>>572480184i'll only leave autis/uma/ if the club implodesand if it does im going to exceluma
>>5724801052AM UTC7PM EDT4PM PDT
i am not pulling another uma banner until the end of timethese 3 is all i need
>>572480216>>572480297phew, thank you
>>572480297what is that in metric?
>>572480117Genuinely impressive
I want to glue my CM losers to make space but the finals is still going fuck
>>572480117I got a 1300 lobby last cm but my winrate was literally sub 10%
>>572480184/uma/club danchou said he'd only poach the ryanfag if he changes his profile uma from ryan to something less disgusting
>>572480239oguri sex, yes.
>>572480287why are you so incredibly based is this autis/uma/ propaganda
>>572480439dont say that...
>>572480370like, 39 celciuses i think
>>572480495oguri doesn't even know what sex is
>>572480495I look like this
>>572480439rich coming from someone with a bleck avatar
>>572480439
>>572480416my winrate was the lowest ever this cmbarely made it to groub b lol how did i wonbased scarlet saving my assshe won like 2 times the whole qualification
people are sleeping on this deck
>>572480560It's a tan...
>>572480548sorry I already claimed her
>>572480639UWOOOOH MABUSHIT
>>572480639I'm getting blinded even by the thumbnail wtf
This bitch about to get raped for dodging me for so long, and potentially spooking me on the next banner.
>>572480439Wow, rude...
tanuki cute
>>572480312How about Ruby?
My trainee is in estrus...
>>572480639
>>572480639SOLAR FLAAAAARE
>>572480639>wit facility level 1>800 witthat must have been a boner inducing summer
>>572480639AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHERES THE SCHEDULE
>>572480495i take one to go as well
>>572480693no
>>572474534Why not go a step further?
>>572480827every summer with nishino is boner inducing
>>572480854in about 10 hours, as per usual
>>572480639can you send me a voicemail with the deck I've been blinded by the power of the unfiltered sun
SIX....SEVEN!!!
>>572480921i say this
>>572476909Nooooo my daughter wouldn't do this!Side question: Who's the artist for this? It looks familiar.
>>572476391tazuna would have the edgiest costume and a legit chuuni. that's the only reason why she'd want her history to be forgotten
>>572480997why is helios using unc memes now
>>572481014yeah you doI'm not that into her actually but I wanted to make the joke before anyone else could
Hey
my falcon will grow more powerful with the balance patch
>>572480921Only if you're Seiun Sky
>>572481078zoomers are pushing 30 now
>>572481154what the fuck is wrong with her eye
>>572481101SHAI SHAI
We forgive you old autis/uma/ danchou, ryandomo is a supreme leader and has gotten us A+ for this month with his speed, power, and stamina.
>>572481146hey
>>572481078No...it can't be unc...
>>572480753>potentially spooking me on the next banner.this is the funniest gaslight I've ever seen on /uma/>do NOT use star pieces to unlock a trainee
>>572480287>/uma/ club agents are in control of ExcelUma too
You now remember Air Shakur
>>572475208nishino crywer
>>572476912HISHI AMASEXOOO
i have 67kwhen do I get to roll?
>cygames included male trainer option just to maximize shekels despite tracen being a literal garden of lilies>male players now mistakenly think that the horses might romantically like them>truthfully in every career the trainer is supposed to be female>as a cishet male i am just an eyesore for uma
>>572481429https://files.catbox.moe/hcrl0q.jpg
>>572481535smaru card in like 3 days :)
UMADash will have a spot open tomorrow, comfy A+ rank, get 30M/month, enjoy etc. Drop your ID if interested, but be aware Danchou purges flatliners like a Grand High Inquisitor Come Bakushin with us
>>572481336It's just brown people trying to optimize absolutely everything instead of optimizing their income by getting a job at the nearest uhhh chemical plant or call center.
>>572481535>67k:OOO
>>572481429I did daily rolls for her every day during her banner like haha wouldn't it be funny if she spooked meShe didn't
no...
>>572481592>30M/month>comfy
>>572481592Imagine pressing your nose against her sweaty panties and sniffing her musky umanko through them
i will join uma&co next monthall the other clubs are too stingy with gay ass ruleswhen they only offer A+ not even SS
>>572481653>getting a jobYikes.
>>572475730We're at 30/30 and have been most of the month Also dips are natural at some parts of the day, we jumped back up a bit become of our members do daily runs right after reset. There is maintenance tonight so we are safe and won't have a chance to be sniped in the hours we're not racing.
>>572481207She disemboweled 50 bourbons with her bare wings
>>572481778if you join them ask them to let you in the discord otherwise they will make fun of you behind your back
>>572481778Pretty sure they already recruited someone
>>572479882I'm not joining the discord bwo, no matter how you beg
>>572481535Tachyon/lh banner in a few weeks
>>572481429tragically died of food poisoning
>>572481653how does it optimize anything? I've never understood how holding improves anything
I'm going to jerk off now
>>572481976No one looks like this
>>572481574>blowjob from someone with sharp teethkowai...
>>572480117>forgot to check CM>see this post>
>>572481768That's like doing 1-2 careers a day.... Surely you do your dailies?
>>572480075>this and summer mackieAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE MY CAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAATS
>>572481768yes, you do actually have to play the game, but if you do, the target is piss easy to hit>t.never done a single fan run in over a year of playing uma.
>>572480639the stats and deck
>>572482054she only bites you if you ask her tousually
>>572481027Looks like Takiki's art? Could be wrong though
can the ramenposting anon please do Suzuka's ramen scene? I need itONEGAISHIMASU
>>572482116summer mackie is actually still kinda decent in long cms in jp!
Mambo is looking for two new flatliners for July>Prosyou can do nothing all month and still get free A+ gibs (danchou won't do shit)>Consliterally none
Still thinking about losing that title manI was gonna wear that shit for the rest of the game...
>>572481768It'll only be 2-3 GL runs a day as long as you avoid low ran umas like urara, bwo
>>572482320but the two flatliners got kicked without getting gibs...
>>572482320I hope their top earners get poached so that they actually have to play the game afterwards
30k is a more realistic fan goal, if we are being honest.
>>572482090doto's lobby....
>>572482090
>>572482517what is that, like one daily race
Do people in rank 150 clubs really think they're superior to rank 480 clubs when both get identical rewards, or are they just desperately coping with the fact that their quotas are needlessly high for no benefit at all so they lash out at the smart clubs?
>>572481976Should do that with me
>>572480639>>572482203this ultra high gamma HDR meme got boring months ago
You guys are really trying to do fan autism debates in the final month of MANT?alright man lol
>>572482517you mean 30M, right? 30k was a typo, right?
>>572482612>when both get identical rewardsobjectively wrong, retard
>>572482203is that worth trying if I don't have ayabe guts
>can't gutsmaxx because i still don't have a single copy of ayabe somehow
>>572482517Nobody is making 30k in GL besides botters, keeping a fan quota in the last month of MANT is a bad move
>>572482320the flatliners got kicked thougheveveveverbeit
BOYSEX
>>572482653that boy's got a FAT ass
>>572481975It's stupid as hell but the benefit is that if you pull an uma you don't own, you "saved" the stars to unlock them and can just rank them up instantly instead at the same cost. If you unlock then pull and get spooked you're down by all those stars. The obvious flaw is that getting spooked by a specific Uma is very rare and only gets rarer over time.
>>572482696yes my sparks arent even correct i have a 3 guts parent on there ug5 was possible if i used pow sparks
>>572482795my ass looks like that
>>572482682
>>572482214Completely fine by me. I'd let her use me as effectively a chew toy if she wanted to. Just not on my dick.
>>572482873no mine does
>>572482682no, 30k calories
>>572482496Unlike your sovlless club everyone is friends in mambo
What will the balance patch change again? All I remember is Gold City's unique becomes good somehow
Join Dacchis, they only have 25m
>>572482203is that spe guts card new?
>>572482091You are not getting 1M on average from runs unless every single run is a highly optimized fan run. 1 urara run and your quota is fucked. I wonder if these clubs are gonna drop their quotes when GL hits and you can no longer have your CM ace runs or TT runs also be fan runs. It lines up well for MANT, but in GL currency is earned from training so you really need to avoid extra races, leading to dogshit fan gain.
>>57248305125 million members is a lot though?
can't imagine being in a quota club
>>57248305125 meters of what
>>572482971What will you do if Mambocchi goes to /uma/club tomorrow?
can't imagine
>>57248315225m fans is also a lot if you think about it realistically
Wait, you can do that?That has to be the worst deal of all time.
>>572483246why would you do that
>>572483216send him an umail ingame and ask him to come back
>>572483216Did you ignore what I typed or what
>>572483216try not to crycry
>>572483246I did that a couple times when I was broke for monies before the update that made you get trillions after every run
>>572483075yep its very good shes like bakushin speed
>>572483051What the fuck did danchou already kick members? I know we have some low earners but I think they explained themselves
Teio Shopost time is 20:05 JST (in around 19 hours)
>>572483382did i miss a banner or something? wtf
>4/4 runs didnt make it out of junior year award
>>572483485you get it from the new story and use club points to get her uncapped.
>>572483485bro skipped the main story baka my head(its a club point card bwo)
>>572482846I don't follow, if I unlock Rudolf (13 more days), and then she spooks me on the next banner, why can't I rank her up immediately with those 90 star pieces? Do you not get star pieces if you unlock an uma with them? Or are retards thinking >already have 150 star pieces>now have 240 with spook gibswhich is true, I guess, but it's not even a 2% chance of a 3% chance, making it .06% chance, unbelievably miniscule. Do these retards not know math, or something?
Is there a website that can give me the ideal build for a certain character given a certain rating, stats and the race you're building the uma for?
>>572482128I play every single day without exception and my average is still like 18M a month because fans aren't automatic, plenty of days I end up with like 250k fans or even under 200 when I just do a quick sprint run. I pick up G1 races but that still would need like 2.5 average races a day, and at that point you're not playing the game but living around the game. Same with MANT, sure you can spend 2 hours a day doing 2 MANT runs but I respect my time too much for that.
which umas are cuter with short hair?
>>572483672none
>>572483437WHOSE Sho?
>>572483672noneall umas are at their best with long hair
>>572483672Biwa
>>572482517This. I get 30k a day in TT and don't touch the actual runs.
>>572483090I'm in a club with a quota, reaching it was easy in Aoharu and easier in MANT. My average fancount in a MANT run is 800k if I do Triple Crown route, often 900k.
>>572483719
Simple keep playing MANTFor Danchou
>>572483437Mikki will WIN
>>572482695Those are both A+ rank so yes it's identical rewards.
>>572483571>>572483574damn i dont have enough cp to unlock it...
>>572483672All. But especially maku
>>572483625there are so many things wrong with this post I don't even know where to begin
>>572483923sorry I missread
>>572482878www
>>572483437nigga called DIKTEAEAN
Dia-chan love
>>572483643a MANT run takes 40 mins, not an hour, dramafag. But yes, if you do 1 URA run per day, you'll likely hit 200-350k on average. Find yourself a nice comfy B+ or A-ranked club and enjoy life, no need to deal with a quota.
>>572483246>>572483313Rarely it's worth it for slackers, imagine you're just short of the 300 carats in the current event because you skipped days. 100 carats to earn 300 carats is a great deal. But yeah not worth it just to do 3 TT runs without a purpose.
>>572483672cut all girluma hair and elongate all boyuma hair
>>572483990apology NOT accepted
there are no sprint parents on umamoe
>>572484086yeah :)
why she looks so evil
>>572484030have some respect for last year's Tokyo Daishoten winner
global status?
>>572484138o-oh...
>>572484198EoS in 6 hours
Look im just saying if there was EVER a month to turn a blind eye to laziness its the final month of MANTNO ONEwants to grind right now
>>572484198we're all feeling the death knell of this game
>>572483672I'm already in an A+ club, an actually comfy one
>>572480753Bro about to pull a 1984
>>572484194>mick fireLAD
>>572482203how wit, explain
>>572475271
>>572483981no, I'm pretty sure it's accurate. I'm about to unlock Rudolf, so when I can, I'll have 150 Rudolf pieces, plus the 90 (or is it 60? don't remember) from the spook, which is 240, so you can get her to level 4 immediately. But if I unlock her and then get spooked, I can probably get level 4 anyway because I have over 1k goddess statues. So I'm not worried.
I'm gonna go on a walk to do 10k steps in this heat before I start on my parent runs wish me luck
IM SICK OF OGURI.>I try to play Teio>My Oguri wins more races>I try to play Special Week>My Oguri wins more races>I try to play Rice>My Oguri wins more races>I want to play Taiki>her best parent is Oguri>i want to play Rudolf, TM>They both want Oguri Unique>She grabs me by the throat>I fish for her>I cook for her>I give her the cards>She isn't satisfied>I pull Super Creek>"I don't need this much stamina." she tells me>"Give me more speed skills.">She grabs Maruzensky and takes her unique>"You just need to funnel me more. I can run faster with Kitasan Black.">I can't pull for Kitasan, I don't have enough Carats>She grabs my credit card>It declines>"Guess this is the end.">She grabs Nice Nature>She says "Nature, drain them.">There is no hint of sadness in her eyes>Nothing but pure, insatiable hunger>What a cruel world.
>>572484357throne. its that easy.
>>572484304
>>572483638I think the closest thing is inputting your stats on umalator and grabbing the skills with the best mean length by SP cost ratio.>idealI don't think it's that simple since ideal can mean multiple things. Sometimes you're picking gambling skills, sometimes you're picking reliable predictable skills.
>>572484115The extra time is from the other chores in the game.
>>572484454>>I try to play Teionobody says this
>>572484425How bout a smooch?
>>572484582ugly as fuck
>>572484454didn't read all that but everyone loves oguri so stfu
>>572478013That pic of Suzuka always gets me hard
>>572484454I'm playing with Teio alright
>>572484582her tits keep getting bigger
>>572484516nigger what? It takes you 20 minutes to do 5 TT races, 6 daily races, a legend race, donate shoes and request shoes?you cannot be serious, that shit takes me 3m tops. Usually I'm done in 2.
>>572484507Last time I tried throne and just finemo I got stuck at 950 wit........
>>572484532no but I want someone else to do that
What do you want for the next OP?
>>57248435712 wit spark and a couple clicks will get you capped
>>572484454nature drains me regularly
who should be umamusume's smash bros representative
>>572481778they kicked me put last monthniggersand they changed danchos like 3 times a month
>>572484839
>>572482953
>>572484851Don't make a new thread. It's over. we're done here. we're DONE.
>>572484627the original one gets me harder
>>572484851Nishino Flower she's the face of next CM
>>572484872b-but anon, how do I cap power without going all in sparks
>>572484961>>572484961>>572484961
why didn't the sweepers here get banned
>>572484115>a MANT run takes 40 mins,Even if I did nothing but hit speed ignoring anything shop related I'd not hit a sub 40 run.
>>572484903goldhsip
>>572484964thats the power of guts spe.
>>572484734running the game at 9999999 FPS via hachimi doesnt count bwo
>>572484958Sorry >>572484971 made one before I could
>>572484920sowwy but I'm sure there's a finemo poster who would oblige>>572484937hi
>>572484971shan't be using a thread whose danchou kicks players before gibs even when they're not flatliningsomeone else bake
Grand live is later July right?
>>572485061delete and bake again
>>572485110Less than 30 days away yes
>>572485302>>572485302>>572485302
>>572483672I want to see a long hair Seiun
>>572485217>>572485217
I love competitive thread baking>>572485338>>572485310>>572484971
>>572485310>>572485338retards
Ok but like there's nothing wrong with the first one
>>572485310>>572485338You incompetent nincompoops!
>>572485310fuuck i like this one but probably everyone will go to ugly ryan one anyway
>>572484601Obsessed >>572484582Those things have a gravitational pull to my cock
>>572484374Thank you!
>>572486553Seethe
>>572478238what's difficult to understand about the fact that if you want gibs you should be playing? 4m fans in a month is pitiful, that's 1 run a week on average. if you don't play the game you don't need the gibs. there is no extra special reward for being rank 450 instead of 480 when the timer runs out, danchou made the right call by putting us in a better position in the future.
>>5724787681. they gave the club a notice they'd be missing for a while2. they have double the fans of the flatliner that got kickedautis/uma/ doesn't have a quota, the literal only rule is not to flatline, and communicating with the club to let us know is enough to be considered not a flatliner as far as the short term goes.
