Previous: >>572416710>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Narita Top Road (3* alt), SSR Tazuna HayakawaNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>572439076My bro...
This thread will be ever so slightly better.
>CM overWhat now
This thread will have more cheaters in it
>>572439284WAHEYWAHEYWAHEYwith me NOW
>>572439261It already is with you around...
Inari is the One for me
are calling umas Animals a slur?
Another JP OP, anti-Jp schizo is going to FREAK out!!
>>572439284Now we wait for the summer event.
>>572439341Do you know me or did you just say that to a random anon for comedic effect?
>>572439434too small
>>572439606they are trying to groom you
>>572439510It's your bro (female), so that makes it okay.
Took forever to find a Super Creek for my team but now my dream team is complete
>>572439606what's comedic about liking feisty boy enjoyers? I like seeing pictures of umas I like
>>572439489Roppei calls oguri "beast" and she never complained
I can't sleep with this fucking heat my hair is heavy with sweat I'm gonna cut my neck with a spoon if this doesn't stop my fan is blowing hot air at me and my AC won't come until tomorrow and god knows how long it will take to install I wanna dieUmamusume pretty derby
Do I mindbreak myself today too? What do you think nonnies
>>572439817To be fair it's Oguri. You could call her slurs and she probably won't react
https://x.com/i/status/2071831146342781055
umas call humans.... monkeys APES and baboons
Very late but congratulations to Fuku for winning the KikCOCKa Sho>tfw Makueen gets rushed & wiffs one of her whitesNumber 1 Favorite more like Number 1 Loser....
>>572439961canon win
>>572439868IIRC Maruzensky and Grass Wonder are also nicknamed beast.
>>572416706I was the one requesting it, thank you anon to deliverBet my wife cooked the best meal
>>572439961True end
>>572439708Oh. Ok.>>572439775Understandable. I too enjoy the boy umas very much.>>572439850..European moment..
>>572439961I only noticed my Fuku won hours later>>572440012the potential for a canon win was exactly why i threw her in lmao
>>572439859don't do it
>>572439329
>Tazuna support card mentions that she's very fast>has the same stamina as Topro and Light Hello>catches up to Light while she's runningReally making me think
>>572439284Now I plan my pulls and how frequently I'll be doing it during maintenance downtime tomorrow
>>572439606>Do you know mepeople here know each other?
>>572440435Makes me realize I would not last in a threesome with Tazuna and Hello-san
>>572440435you think too much
>>572440349Is it time for the Uni umagenda already
>>572439284>pulling on Big Mac and Smaru supportI'm fucked in a few days
>>572440409No meds before bed then
>>572440540>he didn't go with mambodancho to Japan
wish me luck bros
>>572440617have some cheese instead
>>572440596Yes.
post-cm finals hoarding status?
>>572440701
>>572440617we're farming sprint s now bwosky
>>572440730sweet
>>572440540A lot of people here have eachother added on discord or are at least in the same server. And people do start to recognise eachother through what stuff they tend to post. And probably typing patterns too or whatever. Or maybe they just have some extension to see IPs and use that. Who knows.
>>572440435Humans can be freaks too, just look at Aoi.Now that Tazuna is one...
>>572440701ACK
>>572440862Why do you lie so brazenly? Have you shame?
Do not join autis/uma/, they kick flatliners before the monthly gibs
>>572440862I want to make uma friends but I don't want to sound like a fag who uses discord, how do I cure my autism?
>>572440540its easy to recognize people with so many avatarfags
>>572440952>>572440701post overall winrate with a team like that
>>572440701>>572440952>meta>diesfucking how
>>572440730>>572440349is she really that big!?
>>572440952I'm just going to assume you lost to Digi
>>572440982But I use other anon's avatars too
>>572440952deserved, sovlless nigger.
>>572440972like this*kisses u on the mouth*
>>572440972I get you, i have friends but NO ONE really cares about this game
>>572441021The universe is a big place
>>572441018>>572441008>>572441050jobbed to a whale's endcloser xog and 3 dominators
>>572440972join one of the clubs with a discord at reset
>>572440962I'm not lying. If I'm saying something wrong then that's because I'm dumb, not a liar.>>572440972I don't know how to tell you this but 99% of people under 30 years old who play videogames and talk about them also use discord. It's not that much of a humiliation ritual.
>>572441021They're modest>>572440858Love that whole table.
>>572441249I'm over 30 thoe
>>572441141nevermind it was 3 actual dedicated debuffers
>>572441356>lost to Jonny and Mambo
>>572441356I thought Mambo was a club not a player
>>572441321ojisan...
>>572441321Oh. Then die and reincarnate, I guess.
>>572441356>dominator set to front???????
>>572441274Cant wait for their gen to be in the game
Still in disbelief that it actually happened
>wakes up>Morocco won against Netherlands Based
yeygroup B btw
>>572441321How many fans can you hit per month
Cancer Cup * status?https://poal.me/4h6f6vhttps://poal.me/4h6f6vhttps://poal.me/4h6f6vOnly 40 anons in two threads... this is the CM with the least amount of respondents yet.
>>572441516now this is based>all that salt
>>572440770From here >>572430270 Debating on if I'll save all the trainee tickets for Copano Rickey while using only carats for summer Golshi/Mack banner since I want both lewds, or split the tickets between the two banners. Waiting to see how I feel by Thursday.
>>572441516What the hell, how?Sometimes not even Straight Descent and Head On firing right away are not enough without Festive Miracle speaking from experience
>>572441516Holy based
>>572441569I'm already in your club no need to recruit me, retard
>>572441356oh hey i know that guy lolpretty sure his xoguri is the same one made since CM12 or CM13
>>572441575Their username had salt in it, so it was fitting to keep that part there>>572441614She's a Late, was perfectly in 6th late-race and hit everythinghttps://files.catbox.moe/ao0fy5.mp4
>>572441715yeah it has firm course menace
>>572441745>4 accels right before two strong speed upsalright i guess that explains it
>>572441745>that perfect radiant star procThe real MVP.
NOOOOOOOOOO my fan run...
Why do Chiyoposters confidently lie to you?
Of course my Vodka was not going to let Scarlet have it...
>>572441867There's still France
>>572441801umulator discounts Radiant Star so much it barely moves the needle at all not even accounting for how much it costsBut when it hits it's as much an auto-win button as any other skill you can possibly buy or inheriti dunno if its just bias in how good it looks if and when it hits at the right time or what
>>572441867>>572441962and Canada
>>572441887it's in their nature
>>572441962I want to have sex with Venus Paques
Would you eat it?
>>572442187yeah
Another CM victory for VBobo
>>572442229mood in the office right now
>>572442187it makes my doodoo sparkle, yo
Good morning
>slightly bad statline>no SStill p.good, no?
>>572442187that's just msg
>>572439284If theres no ban wave of botters and hachimi users, might as well quit. Global players are being treated like 2nd class citizens.
>>572442604Both Sprint and Turf S gives about half a length here
Going to bed.love you Ai-chan.
>>572442687there's still stories and uma rolling
I have a couple doubts regarding pulls as a future f2p late main. I intend to pull untill a usable Hello and permaborrow Tachyon.>>SSR Flash Speed Vs SSR speed PockkeThey don't look that diferent appart from skills, Should I suffer all the way to Pocket?>>SSR Wit RamonuFill her with my crystals once I pull a copy or spark once and try to preserve the crystals?>>Ancestors & GuidesPermaborrow or can I cope with a single copy? (sloptuber gossip)>>SSR Wit Cafe vs SSR Wit DiaSame deal as Flash vs Pokke, maybe the Duramente SSR speed that comes with Dia sells it?>>UmasAny notable lates other than Laurel+Neo? and can you get by without Helios/VInes for LoH?
>>572442187Couldnt be worse than eating jeet food. That is the worst Ive tasted
I feel like a fool for listening to sloptubers, and spending weeks, training backliner Oguri. I tried her in first day it wasn't satisfying. Only after switching back to pace Oguri who won Gemini, yes, with Uma2 as second ultimate, I reached 65% winrate in 76 races, and ultimately won the finals.
>>572442687why is rice dead
>>572442795Just release an offline version of the game. I remember megaman x gacha did it.
>>5724426873rd class citizens. Korea got irl events for their anniversary.
>>572441867owari da
>>572442885read Star Blossom to find out! several months from now if they aren't any delays
Tachyon meets a man and his pet rock in the middle of space.
MuvLuv is retarded
Uh would Straight Descent actually work as part of the Groundwork setup on this track??
>>572441867>Sambista will probably never be an umabwozillians...
>>572442810Switch from Tachyon to Flash when it comes out, ignore Pokke.Ramonu is human rights.You can borrow ancestors but it's better to LB0 it, you want to borrow these wit cards. Don't roll Duramente/Dia, the Rudolf card powercreeps Dia.You don't roll a real late surger card until SiL speed and Daring Tact wit.t. professional gaslighter
>>572443125You eitherFCM + savvy + TTLFCM + savvy + mystery green for non fronts, straight descent is too expensive for the nothing that it does
>>572441397i lost to grass-chan
>>572443337on this track i think it will still accel as if it was TTL itselflike there's only one downhill and its at the very beginning and ends where midrace begins
>>572443119Please stop bully the near dead series... but yeah Kouki is retarded for fumbling the series
Groundwork is more important than TTL this CM
Guys i pulled Grass Wonder and...something is wrong?
>>572443621Grass if she was american.
>>572442187I don't want to be glowing for a week so no
I'M GOING IN WITH MY 30% WINRATE F2P TEAM IT'S DO OR DIE GO OGURI (REAL)
>cm so bad barely anyone gives a fuck about it>reused umas left and right with the usual xoguri 2 dom>I got second A with CM12 reused umas>even cheaters are going rampartI believe this was the worst CM so far, I'm glad its over.
are fronts really THAT bad in cm16
>>572443767Fronts are at their peak in mile and long
>>572443225Thanks Oguri anon, I'll follow your advice.
>>572443840But we just had a medium cm..
>>572443924it was a xog game, fronts are just simply allowed to join in
>>572443968Does she have an alt released too?
>>572443968Doto is cuter
Oguri stole my packed lunch
>>572442604missing 350 wit is not "slightly" bwo
She's been stunlocked for hours
>>572443767fronts are really out of luck in sprint CMs, they barely have any edge over pace chasers in the midgame and can't create a big enough gap before the final corner where everyone accelerates prematurely.also, win.qed and Vauderville are gonna get giga buffed which just gives pace chasers MORE
>overcooks your ramen
>>572444114Surprised she managed to fit in hours of shock into her busy schedule
>breaking someone's oshi dreamdamn i dont feel good
The guy with cheated Umas won platinum and cyjews won't ban him
>>572444123>worst acceleration in the most acceleration heavy distance>can't make a lead since everyone just starts bunching up within 1L late race>No hax skills like speed eater in milessprint fronts just ain't gonna cut it
What the fuck
>>572444223>pats her head and eat it anyway with a smile
>>572443968SEX
>>572444353>hands her a fork and charges 5090 yen
>>572444353I say fifty eighty.Five thousand and ninety is a mouthful.
>>572443715WE WON WE FUCKIN WON OGURIBROS
I told Helios that her lunch cost me $67 today
>>572439284Winning Ticket completionism
my finals btw. kek get fucked whale cuck
Has Goldship been talking to Rudolf or what's this?
>>572444223>""""""""""accidentally"""""""""" dumps a whole bottle of onions sauce in your ramen>and also a whole bottle of bleach for good measure>and spits in it
>>572444353Wonder Acute looks super cute when she's concentrating on her flip phone
i couldve sworn DREAMS scenario came out like a month ago, and JP already has another scenario?huh?
>>572444731Doto wouldn't do this>>572444223Laisu would do this>>572444390I would do this
>>572444856you would do rice? that's fucking disgusting, as expected from a m*id
>>572444731It's all worth it for the spit
>>572444836It was 4 months ago
>cygames included male trainer option just to maximize shekels despite tracen being a literal garden of lilies>male players now mistakenly think that the horses might romantically like them>truthfully in every career the trainer is supposed to be female>as a cishet male i am just an eyesore for uma
>>572444731Doto would do all of that but say she goofed up
>>572445165n..no.. whats happening
>>572445189It doesnt even matter, umamusume was an umaxuma /u/fest since its inception.
>>572444724>pred winhow do i see that
> accelerated schedule4 months per scen like jp.bros....
>>572445189>tfw fattie missed out
>>572444645
>>572445297You are getting old unc
>>572445351Theyre gonna have to slow this shit down by the time we get to DYI because 2 months between scenarios would actually be horrific
I told Helios we were going to have sex at 7
>>572445351>4 months for JP>3 months for GlobalThis is going to be fast since were having around 4.5 months per scenario and thats a good thing.Im usually bored by the the 3rd monthWhen does it kick off? 2.5 anni or 3rd anni?
Using hishi Amazon is so fucking ass, clocks all gone and youre losing g2/3 races in 15th place
>>572444353I'm not prepared for the concept of "grandma moe"
>>572444958fucking MOIDS, am I right?
>my trainer walked in with another uma
>>5724454633rd anni with the UAF scenario, the food festival scenario was only 4 months later in JP
I think cards should have more than 6 months of relevance, sorry
>>572445508>>572444958>ugh>*loses to her trainer's mating press*
>>572445497watch senko-san
>>572445590Kitasan exists
>>572445351And you have to pay the scenario tax starting with Grand Live soon. Though at least some of them, you can get away with as low as 1LB for some of them. Tucker seems like the only exception so far to be MLB or bust.
>>572445626taking a break for 4 months doesnt count
>""""""""""accidentally"""""""""" kisses her rival>and also eats her rival out>and marries her rivalB-buut th-the umas are straight!TH-THEY JUST ARE, OKAY?
I'm gonna try pissing in the bathtub, the teiobro yesterday made me curious
>>572445509>the other uma
>>572445423No they shouldnt so we catch up to JP by 2032 the latest
I need an uma wife so badly you guysI need a woman that loses control of her tail when she sees meI need a woman that looks at me when I'm talking, flicks her ears, then says "I'm all ears"I need a woman with ears that droop when she's sadI need a woman with a tail that will wrap around my wrist while she says nothingI need a woman who will push herself to be her very best, just like I'm trying to do with myself.
>>572445678Even whales used Kitasan and most of us didn't pull Fuku or NTR
>>572445684me and who
Mcfat BELONGS to sundayman no teiofat
>>572445497>>572444353
>>572445598Dober definitely doesn't fantasize about the pleasure of being cummed inside of and impregnated. DEFINITELY NOT, GROSS MOIDS
my friend got an 11k room and there was a fucking UG3 vbobo in it
>>572445738
We fucked
>>572445765he was forced to fuck all those bitches but what he really wanted was mcqueen's cock in his umabussy
>VBourbon at top then triple XOguri
Dober is pure and doesn't think about sex
>>572445743I know I've personally been rockin Kita and Biko so far. The other speed cards really didn't seem to offer much for their lifespans, even if they could surpass Kita in stat gains. It's just way too expensive to MLB cards that aren't a part of a running style's core or are part of a scenario, because there's no reason to ever use a 0LB or 1LB for the most part.
hi
>>572445982Dober thinks of the worst sex genres ever.
>>572442906thats because the game literally EOS'd but i agree gacha games should have an offline edition after they EOS just so the game remains playable
>>572445982so true, sister
>>572445873Also, Dober came over and we fucked her too
TOTAL FLASH DEFEAT
>>572446027HEY, RICKEY
>>572446027hey
Finally got a VBobo with sprint S and turf S. It kinda sucks that my MLB Bakushin SPD is worthless since Turbo Sprint is meh here.
>>572445873Fucked what?
If I fail this 5% I should cut myself
What's the point of playing when cygames has heavy-handedly made clear that the whole cast hates cock? You cannot even fantasize about them without feeling guilty
Hey
>>572446520I want to fuck this uma.
>>572446520Digitan wouldn't be this bold
>>572446603I love you
>>572446520Fucked each other. And Dober
>>572446603hey
Hmm... her pow is a little low for someone with 30% pow growth.
>>572446669Digitan is in heat, she can't control herself
>>572446731hey cutie
Which Uma?
>>572446669Digitan is different when she's fallen in love
>>572446761maybe special week guts story SSR is better than urara or the whore
>>572446761your sparks?
>>572446835That's Narita Brian
I jorked it crazy style to an NPC uma earlier and now I'm making chicken parmesan. damn is this what NEET life is like?
It seems like you'll need wit sparks or insane luck to get a good wit stat with two wit cards on Flower.
>>572446835Every other uma would say this to that uggo
>>572446841
I got groomed by a suzuka anon...
>>572447290Throne borrow + Finemotion gets you near maxed wit
>>572447394No you didn't
>>572439284
>>572447397But I need to borrow NTR..
>>572447449tell that to my wasted and unretained semen. did a ghost steal my cum?
digitan isn't hot, you cannot convince me to masturbate to her
>>572447397But I need to borrow Bakushin...
>>572447519I do not think finemotion is that needed
>Digitanfags unironically see this and say SEX
>no gays>no agp posters>no cheaterscomfy thread
>>572447478I did this.
>>572447290>834 gutsbabe you don't need guts cards
>>572447621I mean NTR
>>572447670Sex with boy umas
>>572442810>Flash vs PokkeFlash is def not worth rolling on, Pokke is good but a whale card since Pasa comes out very shortly after and she's better.>RamonuMLB. You will not get a better wit card until like a year later in Dia wit>Cafe vs DiaCafe is specifically for longs, Dia for everything else. Dia is therefor higher priority since she's more universal. Cafe is still a good card though.>UmasYou already mentioned the closest meta ones, aside from them SiL (uma) and Admire Groove become the scourges of mediums
>>572447658SEX. HARD SEX.
Is any of these upcoming characters heteroromantic? It's my biggest fetisch
>>572447724Stop posting lewd boys, I fapped to tranny porn for like 12h. I feel disgusted afterwards
>>572446697For real?
>>572447658SEX
>>572447724>get Sky>hear her voice when you select herholy FUCK my dick
>>572447724>sex with boyumas>they get pregnant>they're no longer a boyuma
>>572447793chevacchi...
>>572447832That's just Nezukos VA
>>572447737>>572442810Oh also forgot to mention you ill HAVE to roll for Stego as a parent since her upgraded unique cant be passed down if she's borrowed
>>572447478many are doing this
>quadruple dominator double xoguriPffffffftttttttttt
>>572447913I never watched DS, I'm too unc for it
>the winrates between guts deck vs non-guts is barely any differentnever run guts
I want to fuck tannhauser and nice nature, what does that say about me
i lost my first finals since cm9, but i strangely feel at peace. did any tamabwos get plat this time round?
>>572447920git good
>>572447795which ones
>>572447942Also Seiun Sky
>>572447964nothing interesting.
>>572447920Mediums are soulless anyway(coping)
>>572447964we all do, you're no different than the rest of us.
>>572447951there's been very clear messaging since this game came out that guts is basically useless. why aren't you listening?
>>572448026those jp and thai ones
>>572447724
>decide to try out a guts build>don't get a single guts anklet all game
>>572448112Everyone says Sei-chan is cute
Seiun Sky is like a cat or a bro to me. but Titleholder likes her so I do to.
>decide to try out a guts build>i liked sucking cocks
>>572448117Every fucking time
>>5724469088 speed and the rest split between stam and pow. I don't really have a lot of choices for sprint sparks.
>Senior January >I have seen only one (uno) card event from Kita, NTR or SundayOne singular event from three whole cardsWhat the FUCKThis is unprecedented how does this even happen how can a game be this poorly designed
>>572447781Ryan
I love my wife!
>>572448287What Uma is this?
>>572447951where do you see that
>>572448287Tokino...
I didn't do my runs today. I feel at peace
>>572448330it came to me in an umadream
>>572447951Guts was the meta in Gemini because the last straight is long and you get extra speed for your gutsBut it's not important for this one
>taiki>curren basewho do I run for last slot?kinda wanna run suzie
Chances of cygay actually doing something about bots now that we have actual cheaters they need to deal with?
sorry to interrupt so heterosexually but are SRs just cope starting with GL? gold crystals don't rly matter?
>>572448707they've always been cope
>>572448627136 out of 33 +/- 981*sqrt(5)*i
>>572448696but i'm a boy...
>>572448624HOOEEH
>>572448797and?
>>572448527When everyone has maxed power wit and speed what can make the difference I wonder??
>>572448287RIP Tokino Minoru
>>572448696...What's a waterline?
>>572447793did she tried to fry the noodles, wtf
>>572448797You seriously think your waterline is acceptable without ANY eyeliner on it?
>>572448624>now
>>572448527>what is dueling
>>572448834boys don't do stuff like that or wear stuff like that...
>>572448696>Orange eyeshadow.I feel like this would look terrible on someone with skin as pale as mine.
>>572448971She knows better than you do and has already planned a solution to that problem.
stop talking about makeup. you are men.
>>572448830I DONT HAVE HER WHILE CURREN WON'T GET OFF MY DICK SHE'S ALREADY 5 STAR AAAAAHHHH
I guess, as long as nothing else is happening, I will go ahead and repost this important Matikane pollhttps://poal.me/9mw6mahttps://poal.me/9mw6ma
I played this for a few months but didn't have much time for it and stopped. Now that I have more free time, is it a good time to start again? Are there any kind of returning player events?
>>572448631My little chudling shouldn't be this cute...
>>572449008I guess I'll just trust the experts.Maybe the orange will go well with my green eyes.Worst case it's a funny picture for my trainee to cherish.
>>572449052are we not men?
>>572449203She's not little!
>>572449052bwo, your history reps?
>>572449178There is no good time, ever, because no one should play gacha games. If you want to anyway then go for it. The importance of the timing depends heavily on how interested you are in playing competitively (versus experiencing singleplayer content and consuming cute stories about charming characters).
>>572449265You're...right
Gold City said she was jealous of my long eyelashes but I'm a guy so I can't tell if she's joking with me.
it's time for men
>>572449337>>572449203Speboobs
>>572449404No she didn't. she's not real. you made up a story and posted it on an anonymous online forum for the approval for other males.
waheykill me this heat is really unbearable
>>572449404A lot of guys have longer and better eyelashes than womenMy wife used to same the shit to me like 15 years ago
>>572449476Imagine not having an aircon.
>>572449470you're so right, anonymous poster that I made up
>>572449178I don't think uma has any catchup event everand the next scenario is coming in a monthyou can wait if you want tobut we have pokemon event going right now and it's pretty stress-free and kinda fun in some ways
>>572449476Its 16 degrees C at the moment though
>Taiki asks me if i could please let her sleep when making her run a fourth race
>>572449470Actually I'm baiting for Shiichi slander because she's fun to poke fun at because of her mood swings and hilarious responses to her dense ass trainer.
what makeup should i give my trainee if i want to see her faced smeared all over with it after our umapyoi sessions?
>>572449553...nooooodon't do that...
Are you a first rate trainer?How many plats do you have?
>>572449669ZERO
>>572449639Lewd...
>>572449639Smeared make up sounds like a hassle to clean and uncomfortable to be in.
>>572449404she's calling you an unmanly failure of aesthetics. she obviously thinks you're ugly af
>>572449553>oguri working instead of eatingfake news
>>572448707GL is when SRs start being phased out. You shouldnt have more than 1 in your deck. Some Srs like Pasa speed, Sweep speed and Seiun wit are still good enough
Why do women like Mayano Top Gun?
>>572449775everyone wants to be MTG
>>572449567SHUT UP STOP MAKING ME JEALOUS>>572449518I could install it one day maybe I get a dyson
>>572449724i'll wash her as myself as part of the aftercare, so she shouldn't worry about it
>>572449775Who doesn't like Top Goon
>>572449775girls strive to be as cute and genki as mayano while being spoiled
>>572449845It's 11 down here with no rain.I love winter.
>>572449775Who doesn't like people that think they're an airplane?
Stop making me want to fuck Maya.
>>572450080Maya is lesbian, she would hate cocks
>>572449976Must be nice, it's been fucking pouring down these last few days, and dumb cunts can't drive when there's a bit of water on the road.
>>572450119She doesn't hate my cock.
>>572450080Mayano worked hard to be fuckable. Stop denying her, you evil bastard.
>>572449775all women are secretly lolicons
>>572450189You make a compelling point...
speaking of Mayano, I got her wedding alt by random chance the last time I rolled for an uma. Is she any good?
>>572450267Not really
mayano?STALLION
AI KOPIII
>>572450267Meh. It's kind of a Camping Taiki situation where she's better at one thing than base Taiki but worse at another
>First time i ever get the Sprint MANT trophy is from parent running for this cmoh ok
>>572450436Little girl umanko...
>>572450267Her secret event and fast learner event are OP so after MANT she has potential. Also her alt has very good growthsHer base version is better with NSM but stamina/guts growths need more highrolling
>>572450342WRONG
why are the tt players not using throne
>>572450391>Sprint final spurt was so short that the final spurt music was truncated between the beginning and home stretch segmentslol
When you apply to be a trainer Tazuna reviews your posting history with you in a locked room.
>>572450383Am I wrong for thinking this is the way you should do alts? That a new outfit shouldn't just be a flat upgrade that makes you throw out the original and instead merely makes them better in a specific niche?
>>572450542No...
Rice.
i say this
>>572450542Honestly might be a fun trip down memory lane until I have to start explaining some of the weirder things.
>>572450780Why is she blushing?
>>572450589Rice is so cute
>>572450562In that case new alts wouldn't be able to compete with newer umasImagine if when they released Mecha Biwa instead of making her a very good long uma with a 0.55 mid race ult and a gold accel they made her dogshit like her base version
i refuse to believe spechud and oguri crap can be used in the new ramen mode and not get debuffs up the ass
>>572450542>"You uh...you really like fucking insecure boys in the ass huh?"yep. shouldn't be a problem.
This stamina should be fine for cm right?Or do I get 1 recovery
>>572450784Uoh!
>>572450780
It's obvious that Cygames didn't know what they were doing when they released a guts card for long
>>572450542>Toreina-san...why do you have so many pictures of smiling Oguri saved?
>cringe MANT uma>grinds 50 races and kale steroids>jobs>CHAD Larc uma>visits france ONCE>has double the stats
>>572451023>521 stamI'm afraid you need a gold
>>572451112Only real umadacchis remember when this card drained 10 energy
>>572451148You wouldn't get it
>>572451148Because she's everybodys idol
>>572441574>Cancer Cup * status?For me it was if losing: win
>>572444730You think le silly reddit horse needs outside training in puns?>>572445325Not my boy.
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Do umas actually... You know... Do "it"
>>572451836They do it with their trainer.
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>572451836yeah they race
November senior year and all 3 of my SSRs stopped at the second event in their chains
i had a dream where they actually added Ebayan's REAL rival into the game
>>572451316>seeing my edits out in the wildneat
>>572446582>without feeling guiltyI'm not joking, I unironically don't get this attitude. Can anyone explain? I'm a balding fat ojisan in my 40s and my ogre cock gets rock hard when a young female tries to entertain delusions about not getting penetrated. I'll fuck her hard and she will feel totally degraded and ruined. If she actually wants my cock... ok that's fine too, but the best feeling really is when they are at least slightly reluctant.Why are you "guilty"?
>my danchou showed up in another club
>>572452457That person is a longterm resident weirdo in these threads who repeatedly posts variations of that message. It is not clear how concerned xe actually is about the trainees seeming to be lesbians (which they usually don't, in the first place).
>>572452712My trainee showed up in a claw machine (in plush form).
>>572452712how did /uma/ club danchou even manage to get in contact personally with autis/uma/ ex danchou. i get that they talked in discord, but how did they contact each other in the first place to exchange contact
>>572452730Makes sense. Thanks for pointing out.
>>572450542I'll have to silence her with my cock in her mouth then.
Man I swear no one has base FineMo in this pokemon event
>>572451218>whenIt still does. It's just not completely useless that gave nothing in return.
Where's the blood related sibling uma trainer duo Cygames? Wtf are you guys doing?
>>572451836Most umas don't have dads because they crush their pelvis most of the time.
>>572453309this but mejiro bright
Oh yeah, SMaru soon. I just wanted my time doing my front aces early
I don't want more TB...
>he hasn't caught em all yet Embarassing...
>>572453825I don't want to click reroll for half an hour hoping to run into the two people who have kawakami
Are uma pussies all nice and pink?
>>572454090funny that you don't know
>>572453718Haven't even seen anyone use Bright in CM since her release besides me, hell she's even rare in Team Trials
>>572454090ask ur trainee to show you right now
>>572454146Stayer in MANT moment
getting 3rd still stings
Posted without comment
>>572452913Bwo doesn't know about the danchoucord
>>572453718If you're doing the G rank thing Bright is on every other team because everyone is collecting the umas they think everyone else is gonna struggle finding, so every team is just 6 rare umas, instead making it hard to find common ones like Teio.
wtf is this real
Since dunkeys exists in the umamusume world, I wonder if they can impregnate the umamusumes
>>572454732Don't wonder that.
https://lt900ed.github.io/shoes_guessr/
>>572453309Sorry bwo, but I'm not sharing mine with peasants such as yourself.
shant click on virus
>>572454494I like the bottom right because in the video he is just standing there not giving a fuck about the animals he is towering over.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZJKmVy3pw
>>572454427>get 0 all throughout round 1 and 2>get 1 run with 3 wins on last day>get 2nd place in finalsEz game.
>>572454816is there a version for the honses
>>572453897>he doesn't have KawakamiErm...
>>572455169my smaru had 57% winrate and she whiffed festive in the finals..,..............................
>>5724544273rd is fine if it's A
>>572455229>>572455169I had no time to make aces so I did 1-2 runs with golshi, xoguri and smaru, until medium S. In finals I got matched against 6 horses of which 1 had medium S. My xoguri won. Luck is a skill.
THIS DOES NOT SLIP
>>572450080
>>572455469it is but it stings I really wanted a cancer plat because it's my zodiac sign..>>572455506congrats bwo..... I'm stupid honestly I should have made a throne last minute xoguri instead bringing a random dom with my 2 fronts
>>572455548you had 2 chances gwo...I already plat'd my pisces but a star would be nice, although I'm not counting on it
>>572447832>de~suI just love it.
>>572455645I'm proud of my virgo plat with mile raisu but I was hoping I could get that cancer plat it suuuucks
>>572455535Teio for cuddles and mating pressed into motherhoodMayano for hardcore anal and throatfucking
bro i had 20% winrate round 2 what the FUCK is this
>>572454146Mine has been my best ace in a few of them. This is in group B though
>>572456041>not med SOkay,lets see the skills.
>>572456041>600 gutsYou SHOULD be able to beat this.
>>572456041>med ALooks like an easy win anon
>>572456041Med A on maru/vbourbon loses to xogger 9 out of 10 times
Oh yeah? You are an uma musume fan? Then can you guess THIS support card from this pic?
I don't fucking care enough about sprint cm to grind sprint parentsI'm going 14* turf on sprint umas and that's it
>>572456041You will win>>572456051Same, I'm trying to win plat with Bright though but I always go 2/5 and can't even get into A
>>572456104it won by 7 lengths.... the SS+ xog second place... my nigga thirdi never had a chanceat least i got 2nd place gibs
>>572456142It's Agnes!
>>572456142Why do feel Kitasan's tits are actually smaller than they appear? Not by a whole lot. But I feel like that she amps them up somehow by stuffing her bra just a bit to make him look fuller and rounder.
finallynow I can not care about this event
>>572456237Lets see the skills, dont be stingy now.
>>572456237Med S on fronts are probably the least impactful thing, funnily enough. Fear a front with full package
>>572449058
>>572456142That's my faithful speed support card, Silence "Beyond This Shining Moment" Suzuka.
>>572456272Wrong! Next card>>572456345You just aren't staring hard enough>>572456418Suzuka isn't THAT big...
WOAH MAMA
>>572456469idk but I feel this one has a gigantic forehead
>>572456469One of my favorites,Kawakummy Sexcess!
>>572456469wedding Princess
>>572456469Kawakami Prinsex
>spechud>face of s1 anime and game launch>useless(?) unit and cards>oguri>face of a spin-off series that is more shonen>absolute domination for many CMshow can spechud compete, can she even recover
>>572456469Bride Kawakami Princess Speed SSR TOO EASY
>>572456349what the helly
>>572456559>>572456561>>572456565>>572456574Correct! You guys should also guess the Training type too like >>572456597 did!Next card!
>>572453718Nah I've seen a few brights, but 0 FoneMos (base)Wanted to make a team of umas I want to have sex with for the final photo but I dont like her wedding outfit. Just settled for Dober instead
>>572456638bratty
>>572456581Don't look at the last JP CM, 7th potential Spechud is good
>>572456581spechud is pretty strong in curren JP or something but lol yeah
>>572456638This is Tokai Teio's R wit card
>>572456638That's the Sweep speed SSr but I SWEAR I'm not a pedophile
>>572456606All me btw
>>572453718yeah literally impossible to find this one
>>572456810Why in the world don't you have your own?
>>572456701Good job!>>572456701Teio doesn't have an R Wit card...>>572456769That's what a pedophile would say.Next card!
>>572456646>Just settled for Dober instead
>>572456142That's the cleavage I've seen more times this year than my parents' faces
maintenance is today right?
>>572456869That's Bentover Pinkboobs' pal card
>>572456909Yeppers, 15 hours from now but then it ends around this time tomorrow.
>>572456881I think Dober is more cute than she is sexy, so she doesnt really fit the theme. Apologies if the verbage offended you, cutie
>>572456869Those are fukutits aren't them?
>>572457113I guess I will try doing some flower parent runs and then compare it for later
>>572456854>>572431610
>>572457128All Mambos are Nice natures?
>>572456869bright
>>572456869I have never seen this card in my life.
>>572457174to add to this, with the affinity changes is it ok to only do G1's when doing MANT runs to easily hit SS rank? I know g3/2 gives you hints but I would prioritize getting SS rank first with pumping stats and then getting hints
>>572457220Oh yeah, it's the stamina bright
Jong God will be debuting this weekend!https://x.com/keibalab/status/2071575106552504365?s=20
>>572456345She just wears a push up bra
I need a creek in my life for real
>>572457350
>>572457321Another Kitasan Black's jobber child...
FUCK Oguri Cap
>>572457342her top seems to do the job of pushup bras by themselfI love her tits either way
>>572457321Jong GOD
>>572457470>Lov9
>>572457313non-sexually diving my face in that leg gap, grabbing and squeezing her backside with my hands in sign of pure affection, as she squeezes and massages my cheeks with those thighs and pats my head as i melt away all my worries and bad thoughts.
>>572457470i need her to comfort me...
>>572457520>did not even debut yet>jobberI dislike Kita as a sire too but ???
>>572457673ANSWER MY QUYESTION
Odds RamenEven Sushi0 Gyuudon
>>572457715Its a joke
>>572457715>0 wins>0 placingsHmmm, seems like an underperfomer to me...
>>572457731yessex with fillies
>>572457795>not getting delicious fresh sushi and goes for greasy noodle broths
>>572457879>fresh sushi>in not japanbwo
>>5724577957 you fast for 1 day
>>572457795teio bro we know you're just gonna get all three anyways...
waitI got matched with /uma/dacchi in Finals :Owhat the hellhello anon!
>>5724579411 and you fast for 7 days
>>572457795deep fried sushi in ramen
>>572457313Shouldn't hurt, just ensure you're still getting enough skill points to buy the things you want to pass down as a parent while getting your stats up.
>>572458016I'll probably try throne for parents just with how much sp you get from that card too
>>572457795Say no more>>572457879The rollan wills it
>>572456581Makes sense that Spechan needs more effort to make her usable compared to Oguri since it matches their IRL careers where Spechan had to work hard just to win against other strong horses while Obuhi was lucky enough to be born in a shit gen (and still only managed 4 G1s)Spechan had to race against strong umas like Seiun and monsters like Grass and Montjeu while Oguri faced uhhh Yaeno Muteki and Mejiro Ardan lmao real juggernauts there
>>572457991Im fucking dead now, bwo... The most I've done in 2.5 days...
>>572458179you can cheat and fast intermittently
>>572458179Chug some water and sugar bro
>>572444631>double domYou didn't win
>>572457982>Xog + Double Dom twiceIs /uma/... soulless?
>>572458329looks like he did though
>>572457982and I met /vma/ too :OO
Cheap Satonos
>>572458406no shitand somehow in a 5k lobby, no less
>>572458458Sega stop whoring out my waifu
>>572458458buy em nigga
Bros do you have to get groundwork on the pacers for the next cm?
>>572458458Why are they not in their signature outfits and why is SEGA making them?
>>572458694Guts Bakushin gives it for free, just take it
Like half the top 10 clubs just vanished from the rankings, their main botters got killed
>>572458694Have to? NoIt'd probably be good if you did though
>>572451165>Gigastallion new JP scenario uma>Does nothing but eat/cook ramen like a fat fuck>Double the stats of a L'Arc uma.
>>572458867Does that implies ones left standing are semi-legit clubs?
>>572456869F2P stamina Mejiro Bright.
>>572458952The ones that got banned are running a public botting discord announcing whenever another one of their botted clubs makes it into top 5, and those 5 are exactly the ones that are gone now. As long as you're not this retarded, you probably won't be found.
>>572458867half the top 10 clubs were eden
>>572458952Possibly. Or were just less subtle in their botting.
>>572459105>runs bots>proud to be the firstHow does this make any sense? I wouldnt find pride in being the first after getting caught cheating.
>>572458867that because of eden infighting, cygames didnt actually do anything
>sunday silence saw this STALLION parked next to him and thought "DAMN HE HAS AURA" as the kids say
>>572458694I will be bringing a front just to force you to PDM
Torena-san, it is time for breeding!
>>572459105>emdashfitting
Ah the last day of the month time to do a few runs to trick danchou into not cutting me loose…
>>572458406>Double Dom twicenah I'm the only soulless one hereeveryone in anon's team has Firm condition so they're all Taurus aceshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=NJGO66M_wyclR0ZHmFNDEsJL
>>572442810This is my late pull plan, based on /uma/ research
>>572459465>>572459105Man even the writing style is clanker like.
>>572459373Maguin is just built different.
everyone say thank you swipeydev
>>572459520consider ticketing some of these uma pulls for 20 bucks on anniversary instead of blowing 30k, especially if the banners are just a few weeks apartcafe is not needed if you're pulling on dia
>>572459507>FCMEven worseThat lazy FUCK couldn't even make CM15 acesForshame
>>572455532AIEEEE RYANCHUD SAVE US
sweepydevIS DEAD
>>572447737>>572442810What about her?
>>572459831Roll for the actual dirt menace
>>572459831I mean what about her? We get like 3 dirt cms a year with our accelerated schedule, and she still gets mogged by the hog in the first one after she comes outIs that worth 30k carats to you?
Does that mean /uma/ club will be S+ rank now?
>400 pulls + uncap crystal is 80% chance to have mlb, 15% chance to wait until september to have enough rainbow shards for one more lvl, and 5% to be completely fucked.This is like failing a 5-20% training on steroids.
>>572459934>>572459921By the hog? Oguri? Isnt falco worse than her?
but rickey is cute :c
>>572456854Its time for Star Anise to take over the mile scene!
>>572459969Round Falco is the dirt devil when she comes out for a very long time (possibly still today in JP)
>>572458453>>572457982Game is so dead to normies you get matched with 4chan autistic trainers who still havent quit the game.
>>572459969first dirt cm is a 2000m medium does that perhaps ring any bells regarding to who has a super consistent speed carryover and accel?>>572459971True, she is cute. Always roll for favorites over meta
>>572459954We're 13m off top 30, not sure if we're closing that day
>>572459520600 for ramonu and ignoring ancestors, then 400 for dia+duramenta (who you might as well also MLB), is certainly a planyou're also missing wit rudolf>>572459749cafe and dia do very different things, but you'll never run them together so cafe is a safe borrow
Is it too early for cm16 rooms?
>>572459520Wow really you gonna spend that much when people are hacking skills?
yeah okay, sure
>>572460295Spend?
>>572460295Just hack in the carats bwo
>>572460142You can do 200 on cafe and get 1lb and then ticket her up twice to 3lb on 2.5 anni. That's what I plan on doing.>>572459520You're missing Kris S power imo
>>572460313>paid caratsUh bro you okay?
>>572442810>>572459520We really have people here making autistic excel sheets? Nigga this is just a gacha
>>572460309>escape artist early race>professor of curvature during straightsI don't know bros, this doesn't look right to me.
>>572460142he doesnt need rudolf if hes pulling on daring tact
>>572460563Dont they both get mogged by Ebayan? I dont remember what the gap between these cards is
>>572460538If you really think about it, straights are just corners that are stretched too far
>>572460463>Game is extremely jewish where you need 5 copies for cards to be useful where 400-600 is the average to MLB>Doesnt plan his pulls
>kawakami PRINCESShwat is she the princess of? i didn't vote for her
>>572460563you get half a spark on rudolf for free anyway, might as well go for one>>572460649most of a year between them and ebayan
https://x.com/fufufuyu__/status/2071850509720596646
>>572460463We're just using some dude's google sheet
>>572460831King Halo Kingdom
>>572459831
>metafagging since everyone is doing the same>shoved my oshi in to let her be included>she gets 1st placeI love >oshigaming
>>572460857Oh yeah then daring tact is def worth it. Just checked my late plan and she is obviously in there as well
>>572460463Uma is both accel and excel game
sooooooooooooooanybody wanna borrow this Nishino?It could enable Medium schedule on Taiki
>>572461064No thanks
>>572461064stamina sparks for a sprint cm huh
>>572461042*punch*
>>572461064My nishino is better
>>572461064where's the groundwork lil bro
>>572461101>>572461115>>572461140>>572461187aw.....
Is this a good grandparent for the next Arima CM?
>>572460882what's the epic uma lore why she's so strong
Let's go /uma/ club, 30 is within reach!
were so back /uma/clubbwos
Its time.
FELLOW /UMA/ CLUB MEMBERSWE NEED TO FARM NYOWT30 IS POSSIBLETHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>572461403>>572461407>>572461450surely it's more efficient to use your discord than to post here
>>572461397strong cause she is furious
>>572460649yeah 2 years later lol
>>572461438to hit the [-] button
we're going to EOS before we get ebayan
sex
lost by a nose again
Perfect.
>>572461505I forgot the invite code. Mind opening up your gaping asshole for it?
>>572461563What if ebayan EOS irl first?
Curren is a two faced bitch!
So when does ex autisma danchode get kicked from /uma/club?
>>572461630I see that platposer
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eallyr eallyr eallyr eally really really really reallyr eally really really reallyr eally really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>572459749Shant be waiting for umas to ticket them. These are my must-have trainees. As for the cafe wit, yeah maybe. Still a bit on the fence about, might dump the 200 rolls on pasa as well.>>572460142Yeah Im perma borrowing ancestors since the banner comes after the scenario starts. Yeah I forgot to add her. Fixed that>>572460295Thats just with the paid daily pack/pass>>572460463I like making plans and following them through. Also it didnt even took my 30min to make it. Besides foresight is a gift you rarely get in gachas
>>572461819Kanaloa KNEELS to the curren matriarch
>>572461819If you're not oniichan, you're nothing
>>572461968Curren Chan pits...
>>572461901literally who cares about this actual literal who
>>572461901Wtf so they're using emulator multi instance to do bot runs. Thats smart.
>>572460374I dont wanna pull for Kris cards bc she is my brown wife
>>572461819>kanaloa>falco>orferveany other stallions she has under her thumb?
>>572462014You're messed up...
Place your bets. Can you successfully pick the top 3 Umas?
>>572461450if dancho posts a dogeza (real, no cope no drawing) i will consider it
how mad did you think the xog user was? i missed gw btw.
>OP image of an uma there's not even a support card released in global yetbah
>>572460463Gatcha implies we arent soothsayers that see cards in the future.
>>572461397The guy from the tweet explained it
>>572461450no fuck off umama
>>572462212You mad bro?
>>572462174Rudolf, Oguri, Ryan
>>572462112Curren would indulge her oniichan
>>572460124That's only 20 MANT runs. If all members do as many MANT runs as possible, and constantly replenish energies, you might achieve that. Since a MANT 1.5 hours, and there is like 27 hours until the reset time of next month, and you are awake 16 hours a day you can torture yourself by doing 10 mant runs a day (but only if you are unemployed). It's perfectly possible if all members have the willpower to do it, but people are already burnt out with MANT.
Uh-oh
>>572462327She doesn't look particularly thrilled
>>572462249This reeks of AI, literally nobody speaks or types like this
>>572462249FUARK.... kino
>>572462174Oguri Grass Seiun
>>572462375She is married to her torena before her debut too
>>572461819
>>572462112>>572462306yummers...
>>572462368She will be...
>>572461901Another seanigger club drama
>>572462174Oguri Ryan Rice
>>572462174>solo frontOguri, followed by two NSM Neicha
>>572462112>>572461968>>572461819>>572462306*browns*
>>572462473the REAL strongest little sister uma.
>>572461438did this fraud lose?
you have to farmfor danchou
Brown?
>>572459954only if dancho posts nudes
>>572458748>Why are they not in their signature outfitsTitties.
>>572458952cygames did fuck all it's just because of discordtranny infightingtop 30 is still full of clankers
Nobody has a fucking UF Falco. You're all frauds.
>>572462604I will oshi run this brown goddess in every feasible CM. She will sing Ms Victoria
I LOST TO A FUCKING FESTIVAL KAICHOU
>>572462101You and me both brotherBut her card is still very good and Kris will only be 1/3 of your cm team members
dozo
Are mant parents better than the next scenario parents or nah?
>>572462564Still playing his jp shit
>>572461505I wish we had a discord instead of tardwrangling the filter constantly
>>572439076With the latest JP scenario turned FineMo's career turned into a hyper romance-coded story. What are the chances they will keep doing this for old umas? Special Week is in dire need of a career revamp
>>572462546>>572462526>>572462440>>572462283>>572462174https://streamable.com/i0jpwo
>>572462815than the next scenario parents yeahWe might be getting the URA update which makes URA better for parent farming (especially when we can eventually auto it), but GL is kinda shit for parent farming
>>572462547City umas?
>>572462815I don't think the other servers had GL with affinity change. If you can consistently hit all the G1s and get SS then it'd just be superior to MANT
>>572462849Surely danchou'll get the club board done soon...
>>572462749Eh I might borrow her, same for Kris stam.
>>572439489If I was good at paint I would edit a fsjal into this support card>there are anons ITT not old enough to remember fsjal
>>572462106the entirety of team ikezoe
>>572462208based
>>572461837?
>>572462953>rage comicsI bet the gyarumas would love you
Concerts are the worst part of this game. I was reading the main story then in forced me to sit through a shitty concert. There should be an option to disable concerts for stories and new races.
>>572458748because it's their horses
>>572462208Moderately to very annoyed
>>572435557>>572433894UMADash (A+ ranked) will have an opening tomorrow, one of our long-term members is quitting. Drop your ID if interested, but a) Danchou lynches flatlining niggers however b) he does so after reset unless flatlining is particularly egregious. If you'll get 30M/month, the spot can be yours.
>>572462916club IRC doko...
>>572463006I actually miss lolcats
>>572463036I think the worst part of this game is how one thing going wrong can kill your run but I guess everyone is different...
>>572462208I'm not mad, I'm not seething
>>572462894WHITE WOMAN PLEASANT SURPRISE
>>572463207get fucked hogger
>>572463207Good. Eat shit.
>>572461901Any link for this ?
>>572462894The final spurt was surprisingly kino
>>572462564We'll soon find out
V cm status?
>>572462208You are also a hog user
>>572463578yes but mine was a kino med a one
7 and I marry Fuku, 4 and Fuku dies tragically before her time, anything else and nothing ever happens leading to me going all in
Wait so people get can high wit without wit cards?WTF
7 and I go balls deep in Fuku and cuck all fukufags
is bro really that afraid of sub 17k umas?
>>572463789Wit Sparks
July roadmap in 14 hours Anyone hyped? Because I am
>Got a 1200 spd/pwr/wit oguri with S medium and right handed>placed first only 5 times, second place 20 TIMESwell at least I turboraped some people in B-finals, better rewards than 3rd A btw
>>572463874I just want to know when we're freeAnd whether or not we'll be getting more big changes with the launch of GL but they wont announce that until we're closer to release
Bros send me a banger song i can listen to while i grind umamusume
You could say I am somewhat of an expert on the topic
>>572463060SEGA...the dev company...owns IRL horses?
>>572463990DON'T ABBREVIATE CANCER PLATINUM ANON
>>572463946https://youtu.be/_hu1nKEWyZMMaruzensky approved
BENALDIESJUST LIKE MY VG LEAGUE
I'm never getting a platinum
>>572463990Wrong, you can only say that if you won both Tokyo 1600m or both Hanshin 2200m
>>572463946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvFRf_LuwUA
>>572464204>ntr frontit's garbo
>>572464157Dont be too stressed about it bro. Winning a cm is all matchmaking rng and anyone who tells you otherwise is some dude gloating trying to mke you feel worse. Some people go on huge winning streaks and some on big losing ones. I've been playing since launch and hav also lost the vast majority of my A finals even though for some cms I absolutely dominated the qualifying rounds. Your day will come one day. No shame in losing during the hog era
69 with all umas
>>572464269>>572464269>>572464269
>>572463946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJtCatOPelg
>>572463946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfHYdx82XYI
>>572464000it's LITTERALLY the joke in uma that all the satono arcades are just sega arcades
>>572463884Post skills. You clearly fucked up.
