Previous: >>572401457>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Narita Top Road (3* alt), SSR Tazuna HayakawaNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>572416710Hows the stash coming along /uma/
>>572416202
This thread will be worcestershire sauce
every single one of you is a schizo avatarfag and namefag and Vtranny and XYZ that I personally disagree with while I'm a perfect human being that's the only sane person in here not posting off topic non sense
Why is there corn in the RamenWho enjoys corn in their ramen????
>>572417054I do.
>same gaslighter keeps up trying with the same pic
why did cygames abandon uma global??? why do they hate us???
actually it was really stupid of me to bring topic of transgender people up, as I forgot this website is manchild central. anyway, this art of taiho made my heart go doki doki.
>>572417054My game doesn't have ramen in it. Did you go to the wrong thread?
>some gaslighter keeps up the same trash gimmick for months on end while refusing to use any sort of image
autis/uma/ has ONE slot open (from a culled flatliner preventing gibs), and ONE person retiring come the start of the monthJoin us for a cozy a+ club wherein all you have to do is not flatline!apply either in game with /uma/ in your bio, or send your id here and i'll send out an invite
>>572417054Aren't Americans legally obligated to put corn in everything?
>>572417109if cheval is good cheval and ruler is evil cheval, which cheval is this one
>>572417109That is blatantly AI
>>572417054It's clearly big corn looking for a new market to control
>>572417109Who the hell is taiho, and why are you bringing trannies up AGAIN if you believe you shouldn't bring them up
>>572417231This post is blatantly AI
tazuna can i move anywhere else that isnt the center of the academy lobby? every day i just stand here like an autist and my trainee just stands in front of me spouting nonsense and sexually harassing me every once in a whileat least let me sit at one of the tables
>>572417231it's 2am and i didn't look at said image enough, true actually.
>>572417205Why are you using the French word for horse out of nowhere?
Good OP!/Uma/ Club will have two (2!) spots in about 36 short hours for a pair of well-mannnered & cool torenas! Good club! Strong club! Cute club~Reply to appy!
>>572416795nice fucking game cygays
>>572417280Have you actually seen Taiho in her racing gear?
>>572417409sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>572417409two?????
BOW TO OVR QVEEN13K LOBBY
So hacked umas are in the CMs right now. Cygames arent going to do anything it seems
>>572417331Where is Flowers sexo racing outfit
>>572417419>cheats>makes a dogshit umawhat did he mean by this
>>572416932Usually I can enjoy foot fetish pictures without difficulty despite lacking a foot fetish, but this one goes a little too far for that
>>572417509I don't like her smug aura
>>572417535
>>572417419they'll smite these hackers, just like they took care of all the Sweepers.
There is no reason to play female trainer unless you're a tranny. This is not like gbf, the character has no face or official name. That's why the staygoldtranny will always be a tranny
>>572417424>a third cheval grand has hit the gacha???
are all the STALLIONS in the game considered trans?
>>572417437You bring up some very interesting points worth considering!>>572417469One tore is migrating for "game discussion". Intense and plentiful around CM, yes. Much discussing of strategies. Quite good.
>>572417513I'm done spending on this game til they do something about it.
>>572417730there's only so many ways you can design a character when you HAVE to use a character model nearly identical to all other character's.
cm16 status?
>whales vs roided up cheat umaswow it's just like real life!
>>572417824lmao, show paid carats you haven't spent a cent
>morning in indonesia>schizo starts crying about jp and other dumb shitevery time
>>572417504buy a trannyad
>>572417419Any minute now
>>572417504Umama beat her
>>572417824They'll just put up an announcement like last time and you'll refresh your monthly pass
>>572418082So what, you're not him why post about it.
>>572417918/uma/ is 70% paypigs
>eat shit in A round 2 >demolish my B finals lobbyevery fucking CM
>>572418082whoa, timestamp?did umama win finals?
>>572417787wtf so one of our members got poached? What kind of evil club would do something like that
>>572417780no, only finemo
I can post!
>tamachud teleported in to 2nd place before the final cornerit's over...
>>572418216You already know
>>572418216
>>572417109Is three legs a CM viable build?
>>572416850recovering from some oopsies, I'll be able to MLB Tachy at least
HOW LONG UNTIL I CAN GET MY SEX SHIP ALT
>>572417054What does corn even do for the ramen?
>>572417409I'll see you after reset happens
>>572418082AINT NO WAY
>>572416850are you really not going to pull on anything until January 2028? and not pull any supoka until June 2028?
>>572418470bit less than 3 days
will tomorrow be better? we are finally getting the monthly schedule
>>572417054I wish my game had ramen in it. I wish my city had ramen as well.
>>572418349maybe I should get glasses actually because holy shit how didn't I notice that immediately lol
Death to Front Runners
>>572416850
>>572417918I don't bark like a dog when commanded.
>>572418583No. Yes
7 and I fuck Fuku, 4 and Fuku fucks everyone but me, anything else and I die alone
>>572418486Umazing! Looking forward to it anon.
>>572418687Fuku finally scores
>>572418687
>>572418686what about the day after tomorrow with all the updates bwo
>>572417419That's crazy, I think 3rd gen pokemon had better anticheat in place then we apparently do lol.
>>572418692Should I look out for another post on reset or should I just apply in game? Don't want to quit my current club and then end up not being able to join
>>572418757Things will never be better
>>572418876
>>572418687Hot damn
>>572418752Everyone has a shoe that fits my friend
Why did my Oguri keep fucking off to the outer lane on the final corner? I still won but I was wondering what made her keep doing that.
https://x.com/uma_dacchi_ex/status/2071767851908964467/photo/1
>>572418971Iron Chef Journey
>>572417787>this spiteful because someone got bored of carrying his assHilarious
>>572418571I didnt pull for Rice Riko, Fuku, NTR besides the free ones, I think I'll manage in Group B>>572417419They need to fix the damn game first, people might just stop pulling or playing due to to this >>572418448Good luck
>>572419102that doesn't read as spiteful what are you talking about
>>572419285anyone can see his passive-aggressiveness, such a kwab move
>>572419092
>>572419083Looked through this dude's art and I wanna know what exactly this image was meant to convey
>>572419381no he's nice and he types like that often
Orenji
>>572419471they are drinking to grow big and strong
this game is legit terrible
>>572419471milk is supposed to help boobs to grow or that's just an anime trope idunno
>>572419471100% pure undiluted sexoDrinking hot milk after getting out of an onsen is common
>"well let's try again a guts build for this CM">just started and I'm already reminded that you start with low ass speed and going to lose for the entire junior year...shit
>>572419102You're just mad you can't get in
>>572419532I NEED a fuku miko alt
The Smart Falcon Shrine shall bless my run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5KjN1H5O4The CM finals music is so good
>>572419765h-hoeh!
>>572419765Good luck!
>>572419765that falco fig is scarygood luck voodoo femanon
oh i geddit!STALLIONS get snipped when they retire! that's why they are all women in uma land!VERY clever kojima!
>>572419678I LOVE GUTS BUILDS
>>572419765your setup looks like a horror move set bwo
Do you ever get worried that your club best friend might move to another club
>>57241968944m...
>>572419765with this 1 you'll be number 1
>>572419765That is one scary Falco
give me a jige
>>572419920bwo...
>>572419920Not really because I'm not able to make friends
>>572419920I don't have a club best friend.I have not talked to a single club member.
>>572419765bless
>>572419621clearly doesn't work very well with special "I can tell different brands of milk apart from taste" week being just above average in that department.
>>572419765ez win
>>572419920do you actually talk to people in your club? the in game chat is so shit the only way you'd really make a meaningful connection is if you had a discord
>>572419920I feel like our top earner is gonna leave next month...
>>572420101
>>572419920I enjoy reading club members talk to each other
>>572419920That's me. I'm moving from A+ to no quota club next month.I don't enjoy the game right now and just the thoughts of opening the game is making me feel exhausted
>Try really hard, lose sleep to rebuild Maru with Throne>Medium S, navigation combo, FM package>Best round 2 performance I've ever gotten from her, A final>Hog, 4 fucking dominators>Hit all my procs, huge lead with FM and AS going into late race>3rd place lolI hate this game so fucking much
>>572420169Autis/uma/...
>>572420101HOOEEEEH
>>572420101holy based
>>572420101congrats
>>572420169Mambwo...
>>572419765>>572420101>blessmore like you haunted these guys instead
Danchou when exactly does maintenance start?>2:00 a.m. - 11:00 a.m., Jul 1, 2026 (UTC).I dont know this UTC shit, can someone kindly make a timee thank you.
>>572420101THE HORROR FALCO RITUAL WORKED
>>572420101Hoeeh, congrats! Even Falco can win, crazy world.
>>572420118>>572420025You don't need to talk to have a club best friend, you read the chat and form a parasocial relationship with the clubmate you like most
>>572420101ROUND
Is Falco the thread favorite? I feel like everyone loves Falco.
>>572420174I like the image you attached to this. It fits perfectly with the slightly autistic content of your message. In a positive way.
>>572419920never used the club chat, not even a stickerI only post shoes and fill my quota
>>572420393Google>utc time now
>>572420447/vt/ coded post
>>572420447>you read the chatDo you guys actually spend time deciphering the leetspeak in club chat? I just request shoes and fuck off
it's happening
>>572420243>Didnt event bother with Throne>Played Titan quest all day>Nobody in the club even requested for shoes>3rd place
>>572420447You misunderstand.We do not talk to each other. The only time anyone uses the chat is if the Danchou needs to tell people to get their shit together and hit mins or get booted.
>>572419920Already happened to me so I no longer interact with the club
>>572419765>>572420101I kneel
>>572420424ok now post Curren winning one CM
>>572420521our chat is mostly bemoaning/celebrating during cm and highrolls followed by the super creek emote
>>572420705>the super creek emoteMy club only posts the The Raped emote. Fucking useless club.
>>572417419So how do we do this?
>>572420651Next CM bby
>>572417419>manually customizing your robot uma is considering cheating nowHow else are you supposed to have her improve? By training her?
Anyone got a good sprint schedule?
>>572418887I can save you a spot and recruit for only one now.You can apply in game with "/uma/" but immediately say that you are the anon that reserved a spot in club chat if you do it that wayI will be saving the spot for you specifcally anon *thumbs up*>>572419102Can you please update this so that I have a pink bow on my leechy leech? If you can also doodle Ama as a vampire sucking the lifeblood of the club that would be sweet!
>>572420831>How else are you supposed to have her improve? By training her?That's how Sati does it.
>>572419765>>572420101This one deserves a screenshot compile at the least. No, I'm too lazy to do one.
>already the 30thMAKE YOUR CLUB DRAMA PREDICTIONS
>>572420521My danchou is cute so I read all their messages
>>572420101>>572419765so that's how you play umamusume correctly
>>572420882Which club are we falseflagging as this time around?
Bricked is gonna have two slots open too, comfy A+ club, all you need to do is actually play the game (25mil)
>>572420487I suppose it's a good thing the tism is only slightly leaking out...
>>572420882someone will get poachedsomeone will post discord screenshotsand the thread will be unusable for a week again
>>572420487that's why I love oguriposters because most of them are slightly autistic and I love doting on them
>>572421050Game is already more than halfway dead.
>>572419471they just had sex and are rehydrating
Would Oguri understand sex and marriage?
I keep overstamming without even training power...
>>572420903Which club?
>>572421137I will help her understand
>>572421137it's foreplay for the wedding dinner
>>572420553ok so 2100 tomorrow I gotta finish my runs
I plan on leaving my club ***** after tomorrow.
>>572420997I'm going to be sincere for the first time in this thread and say that actually that is the most normal thing ever lol. I just went with the autism thing because I'm stupid and couldn't think of anything else to say.
>>572420874Got it, will have to wait out the cooldown timer I suppose, I'll see you when that is up then, thank you very much
>>572421220Nice try, danchou
is this good or a meme?
>>572419765>>572420101Front Dober was used in this run btw if it matters
Miserable CM results, not so better borrow runs, and my PC just crashed. At least /uma/ is being comfy tonight
>>572421137>sexsomewhat>marriageno you need at least 90 IQ to understand the concept of "scamming other people for material benefit"
>>572421302I wonder anon. Is a gold midrace skill that activates anywhere from 50% a good skill, or a meme skill?
>>572420465falco hasn't even reached her strongest form and she's an /uma/ staple
So I found this songhttps://youtu.be/TARphx-V8cM?>>572421346Not great, not terrible
>>572421285I KNOW and I'm sad, a bit. it's been fun, ryanfag
why the HECK is goldhip's channel called paka tube what's a paka
>>572421062I don't really feel that way for any (character)posters but yes I do think the slightly strange posts that aren't sexual or neurotic are very charming.
>>572421509An Alpaca.
>>572421295>cooldown timeroh thanks for mentioning that! I won't take the cooldown wait as a sign you're not on the way. But please feel free to reassure with a reply if you spot the -possibly fancy- recruitment image/s on the first
Umas that are apple
>>572421616I like this ayabers
ask your danchou for a kick so you don't need to wait the timeror do you feel bad for being a cheating whore?
>>572420568The last thing I want to do with the rest of my night is play Umamusume. I'm going to go out for pizza and let Sweepybot do more grandparent torture runs.
>>572420243if it makes you feel better, my xog who was my best WR in mant had zero chance to win because i got matched with 5 fucking fronts.
>>572422009STOP THAT
These are really cute
If pakatube is allegedly Goldshi's channel does that imply she fucking strong arms take and frogman into making ads for her?
>>572420465Everyone loves umadols and front runners and Falco is the best umadol and the best front runner
>>572421872umas that are apple indeed.
YES YESS Removing Christmas Oguri from my roster was the correct decision.
Shion is so kissable
I'm thinking the Anti-JP schizos LOST
V won?
If somebody doesn't wanna ask Danchou for a kick quit a day before the month ends so your club cooldown expires by the time clubs start recruiting
>>572422236aww cute
Yanko refusing to ever be in Wit, and then showing up when literally no one else is on it is so frustrating. She didn't even finish her chain which was even more frustrating. But neither did Aruvu.Also on a completely unrelated note I love how Stego really loves BBQ. In her own career she has a side story where she hosts one with a bunch of different Uma attending, in that one manga chapter she brings in meat for the Gold Clan, and even in the new Doto card she sees they're (Taiki and Doto) doing a BBQ and asks if she can join in exchange for overseas treats. She gets really happy when they're given perfectly smoked meat from some people from overseas thanks to Doto and Taiki helping them with the phots they wanted. I really want to BBQ with Stego.
>>572422335/uma/ won
>>572422145show your maru
>>572422059>strongarms That implied Take is unwilling to do Uma ads. Old man will do anything for horse racing.
>>572422163She's one of the few characters who doesn't have any easily visible weird quirks AND looks feminine so she's very very cute. Constantly in a state of :)
>>572422491>latest scenario>cards still don't go where they should go even with a million specialty priority and event chains are still not finishingha ha ha isn't uma fun
th-thanks
>>572422491jokes aside, i think you genuinely need to seek treatment. It's pretty obvious you really do have a mental illness.
>>572422059she gave them an umaoffer they couldn't umarefuse
>>572422438>>572422360>>572422236>>572272051
>>572421917danchou wronged me first for not beheading a flatliner before gibs
>>572422059Golshi is so strong she can compel people to make thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA7A5PhjDiU
>>572422557>Constantly in a state of :)*puts Orfevre in front of her* How about now??
Umama status? Did /ourgirl/ win her CM finals?
>>572423047Jobbed
>>572422552She has the Festive Miracle ultimate.
>>572422989just 1 oguri is enough for me
>>572423142Festival Smaru, never met one, glad you won.
>>572422765>JP chads and lil global spechud
ok but how does making ramen makes your uma run faster
what the fuck am I supposed to do for 9 hours without uma
>>572423142Damn I kneel. Actually took the Festive Miracle
>>572423275play jong
>>572423114Post
>>572422914Different story in that case. Still cute though.
>>572423275Stay awake until maintenance then sleep through it
>>572423114Nyooooo. Really? Did she post her results?
wait theres maintenance? no one told me this
>>572423275erp
>>572423462you're being told now
>>572422491Just kill yourself already you fucking attention whore
I love this absolutely stupid face she makes when lacing the broth with Lord knows what.
>>572423519thank you, i'm going to bed anyway
>>572423275start your umajp account of course
>>572422491keep posting it makes the anon mad
>>572423583Alright we fuckin get it
Shio butter corn is the best ramen unfortunately it's hard to find because the whole world fell for the tonkotsu base meme
>>572423583Uma armpit sweat... the secret spice...
>>572423391>>572423439I think it was in the previous bread. Could be umama or could be not.I was at double posting here and at /sp/ so I didn't pay attention much
FINALLY A NEW SCENARIO EVENTONLY A HANDFUL TO GO TO HAVE ALL OF THEMI'm guessing there is one for purposefully throwing your career cause failing in MANT is kinda hard with how few races are needed to progress
the maintenance will also kill off sweepers, hachimi AND all cheated umas, banning the lotthis 7 confirms it
>>572423462Did you miss the talk about the patch too?
>>572423778>hachimiphoneposter detected, die
>>572423795What patch?
>>572423597It's tomorrow at noon gwo
Matikane
>>572423394bro that's fanart, that's not how she acts
>>572423275finally I can play another game
>>572423778>778Tosho blastDie nigga
>>572423842no its not
>>572423583imagine shitting up the thread for six, going on seven, months with a version no one here plays instead of going to the proper thread that already exists and then making asinine worthless posts like this while also being so dog shit at the game that you can't even get a plat in the easier server
ExcelUma (15/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
>>572424167if my club implodesi'll join
>>572423909I know. But I saw it and thought it was cute. Kawaii desu yo ne
>>572423673Tonkotsu are just way better for most people because of how tasty and greasy it is. Shio and Shouyu are case by case depending on the place/chef, and Miso tastes all the same,There's also Jiro Kei, but my favorite's still Yokohama style Shouyu ramen tho
suzie
>>572416710Reminder to uninstall Hachimi just incase theres a anti-Hachimi detection upon opening the game creating a massive banwave.Hachimi is the lowest hanging fruit to ban because Japanese are probably retarded and cant use github
>>572424070it's 9PM to 6AM tomorrow in my timezone
i DETEST cornyes its an AUTISM thingi cant STAND the fucking KERNELS everywhere and it feels TERRIBLE in my mouth and makes me SHIVER
>>5724242509 wit
>>572424250was so focused on the double S sprint I didn't see gw, that's great since I only have a few of those sparks on her
>>572424335this is such a funny image
>>572424350but it tastes so good with cheese and mayo
>>572423142How the fuck you won against Vbobo with such dogshit build.
>>5724243949 wit
>>572423839Balance patch has a bunch of changes from 2.0 anni (and a couple of small patches after?)Like parent affinity rework, PDM nerf, Gold City buffs, bunch of other stuff like casual outfitsAlso skill changes, but they didn't specify. So who knows if we get all the changes from those patches or just some
>>572423207I had one in finals, she was solo front + pace xog + late debufferFalco lost early race to her but eventually pulled off a rare overtake thanks to killer tunes. It didn't matter since she failed the angling wit check and got hit by 3 doms, but she managed to steal 2nd place due to medium S which the smaru didn't have. My cm12 xog wonThere was also a mcqueen oshi player running ug mcqueen + 2 doms. She ended 4th, so A finals 3rd for her
Throne isn't completely obsolete yet. I'm trying the whale deck that uses it plus Top Road and guts Bakushin and it's pretty good
>heavythis is not doable right
>>572424771yeah no shit, whales are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want
>>572424508yes but its purely a texture issue, its something i cant help
>>572423778if they still havent issued bans by end of 1.5 anni i might finally get hachi
>>572424350??? Are you eating straight up spoonfuls of corn? Just mix them in salads or burritos or whatever. You don't live in the 1860s to be eating it like that.
>>572424790Doable unless no other fronts. In that case run pace but that stamina
I CANT LOG IIIIIIIINNNN
>>572424771The majority of users do not have the luxury of running Guts Bakushin and Throne together. It's usually borrow either.
>>572424885just get it now and after every download patch wait a bit for anons to post in the thread if they got banned or not
>>572424718>Gold City buffsthey just changed the title those lying fucks
>>572424949i said i have autism
>>572424771the great irony of whales is they could oshi game, but many don't. They meta game even harder. You gotta be born that much of a fag
>>572424790It's rape o'clock, I'm afraid.>that stam>Late as rivalyou gonna burn clocks and likely get nowhere, unless extreme luck
I'm going to prank my trainee tomorrow real good. After training, I'm going to call her beautiful and say I want to spend the rest of my life with her. Then I'll laugh it off before she can answer.
>>572425024I bought my dad the exact same shirt
>>572424983limit tested for fun, I'll settle for top 3. just want the sp anyway>>572425146yeah only used 1 so def value since I usually 4 race here for all the g1 sp possible
>>572425076Oh yeah. True. Happens to the best of us.
>>572425143stop posting babes i can't roll for yet
>>572424117He doesn't care. You responding to him id exactly what he wants. He doesn't even care about her, she's just a platform for his mental illness. If he cares he wouldn't spam her because it would just get people to hate her
>>572425013cy doesn't ban that way - they log all the offenders and do a huge wave. Thats how most modern online games handle bans
>>572425058https://umamusume.com/news/100082/>Adjusted skillsShould be changing from accel to mid race target speed I think? Basically becomes Gold Ships unique for lates
Kissing boys.
>lost finals>still haven't completed umadex>nearly out of scout points>nowhere close to 150k team valueIt's over.
>>572425615you've got until the 3rd though
This is an IMPORTANT Matikane poll (not the same as the last one)https://poal.me/9mw6mahttps://poal.me/9mw6ma
>>572425615>>still haven't completed umadexdo you actually need to?
>>572425201This is how you get you get your ass beat by a very angry group of her friends OR by a very pissed off trainee.
>>572425615You get anything special for completing the umadex?
Is anyone still using yeppers wit for the sprint cm?
>>572425423fine with that, either I play with high qol or I don't play at all
>>572424573simply win the pacemaker roulette and get lucky with witchecks
>>572425727There's a completely randomized lottery at the end of the event that you are only entered into if you don't register all characters. The top 90% of scorers in the lottery will receive consolation prizes and the bottom 10% will be permanently banned from the game.
>>572425368
>Jantar Mantar retired before Gaia Force could beat him in a G1Nyooooo....
>>572425745I'm not afraid of her or her friends. Its about time she gets hit with her own attacks.
>>572425727it helps your rating. Very hard to get 150 without itif you already got 150 then whatever
>>572425719Who the fuck is turning down the opportunity to cuddle with either of them? That option shouldn't even be a thing.
>>572425201
>>572425615Just keep working on it as you go. You should still be able to get there.>>572425727>>572425764NTA, but it gives you bonus stats and scout points. That's why Witgod recommended farming the free to take G Rank umas to fill it up before you started climbing rank.
Orange wife pulled through for me in B finals!
King Halo, Fuji Kiseki, Matikakefukukitaru. I am tired of chasing meta, or trying to counter meta. Starting next CM, I'm going full oshi.
Your trainee is a honeytrap to keep you from noticing the gambling ring you got roped into
>>572426216Rhino, octopus... what other exotic animals does Nice Nature favor?
soulless victory
>>572426179>he hasn't been oshigaming all along
>bakushin guts is an agemasen cardbruh
>>572425764You get a shiny charm.This item increases the odds of umas you roll to have an alternate color set.
>>572426351I just wanted to win. I lost sight of why I started to play.
>>572426370you only really use her as a roamer / groundwork card
>>572426331Awful epithets.
>>572423142That's pretty similar to the one I was crashing out about getting 3rd with earlier. Skills are a bit worse and stats are I think a bit higher.>>572424573S Maru naturally preys on Bobo because KFC triggers 2nd half mid to take A&S. Bobo is only better head to head in clusterfuck 5+ front runner lobbies.
>>5724258252bh its a pretty playable gacha even if one gets banned, just collect carats while rolling only umas you like. Play the career and you're done for a while
>>572426000Do remember that you don't stand a chance physically against an uma and that they're not going to get in TOO much trouble for beating up a single guy since they're students. Good luck.
>>572426462you need her gold for sprint if you use her
>>572425998WHAT? JUST LIKE THAT? FUCK
I bought some honey at Costco.
it kind of makes me mad that Finger will probably be going for the breeder's cup instead of taking the dirt triple crown
>>572425727i think its difficult to get 150k w/o because you have to scout like 4 umas ug3+
>>572423583Stego cute
making sprint aces to mootate my oshis...
>>572426630just remembered I have no way of getting pp...whoops
>>572426653what are you going to use it for?
>>572426653Hachimi?
>>572426505it was soulless. and coincidentally, cancer.
>>572426216I know, but I'm already stuck in the trap.
>>572426652It looked like his recovery wasn't progressing too well from his HK trip so they decided to retire him. Unfortunate..
>my SMaru failed to proc 92% Angling and lost finalsGonna treat myself today, I deserve to pig out.
>>572426652apparently he was injured in his last race and the recovery wasn't going well enough for him to keep racing
>>572426584I don't need luck. This plan is perfect.
>>57242680920% anklet edition
>>572425615You just need to do 60 races. I don't see the point of other rewards other than carats
>>572421875she reminds me of the surly best friend in Tomo-chan Is A Girlholy love of shiraoki I can't unsee it, perfect uma depiction of Misuzu
>>572426881Your trainee might not love you in the traditional sense of the word, but if it makes you feel any better, that would be true of any woman
I just started the event. Am I still eligible for the 60 scout races reward?
Is this a common thing
>>572427217Not MANT careers, blood going to penis is not good for thinky games
>>572426714Falco looks very rapeable here
>>572427217common here? probably
>>572427351This is a man.
>>572427093At least my oshi is unaware that she's being used by a third party to syphon my wealth, compared to a roastie who consciously does it for herself.>>572427217No, even among porn addicts very few people can goon for that long.
>>572427351This is my wife
>>572426885>>572427007Man, this made me sad. He really wasn’t suited for international expeditions. I hope his foals can succeed.
why the hell did I do japan cup in classic yearfirst time I've done this mistake
>>572427609subconsciously you wanted more fans for danchou
>>572427217>40 minutes to an hourNo. I don't think it is. And you'd probably just effectively pass out after that anyway.
>>572426812Jiggieshttps://jiggie.fun/qQNpZahttps://jiggie.fun/qQNpZahttps://jiggie.fun/qQNpZa
It is another episode of:>retarded oshifag brings an obscure uma nobody likes + 2 debuffers>helps the metapigger xogger barbin hag winSeriously stop doing this shit fucking niggers
I'm currently prepping a census for the next scenario, but I'm not familiar with the /vg/ clubs. What's the list?
>>572427669maybe so...
>>572427758it's in the op
I think I matched against the same guy twice in finals?
>>572427609If it makes you feel better, Sweepybot skipped Hanshin JF for no reason on one of her runs last night. I saw it happen while I was scrolling /uma/ but was too slow to stop it.
>3 doms hybrid grassSoul.
>>572427609weirdly for MANT you can do the triple crown races in either year
>>572427810>didn't read the OPYou know, I just told people off for not doing that last week. I'm a hypocritical retard!Thanks anon.
first runno pp award
>>572428147cute carrot
>run was more ass than usual but at least I got a sprint spark out of itoh well
>>572428147also no PoC award and TTL awardnot running a pal is hellworks as a scuffed fun rooms ace for now tho>>572428234very
>>572426809>no way of getting pp...whoopspray for the kawakami princess event
My heroes
>>572411975>>572412928Oh... my Fuku won the Kikua Sho!
>want to run spe as late surger>lose access to her gold healughdoes she get buffed later at least to compensate for this shitty skill split
>>572428493Yay!
>>572428424thats my grandma(wife)
>>572428593I NEED to kiss this Uma.
>still sore about being xogged>open xitter>get xog on xog violenceat least there's that
>>572428626And thats a sprinter inu musume
>>572428753hard meta vs hard meta is pretty soulful. Only the luckiest and strongest will emerge victorious from this crucible.
>>572428737Can you kiss me too?
VF STATUS?????????????cow guy too but he's a pro jobber
I am madly in love with my trainee, Mejiro Ardan, but I don't know if she knows
>>572428753get fucked
>>572428934who the hell cares
>>572428908Are you orange?
shoutout to mambo for carrying me into open league A finals and giving my oshi a chance to snatch first place she da real mambo
My trainee keeps wrapping her tail around me...
>>572428957Use the phrase "Do you wanna Umapyoi?" and she'll give you an answer.
>>572428987I am
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>572428737Same
>>572429124About to masturbate to Chrono Genesis, no time for playing Uma
guts build is a meme, right? I can't get 1200 in speed and power with guts I tried like 5 careers so far
>>572429124Your premise is fatuous, since I am not here.
>>572429216yep
>>572427217I've done when training for aces but while listening to NSFW ASMR + wearing a cock ringPretty enjoyable but it becomes boring if done repeatedly
My trainee isn't very honest
>>572429119
>>572428506
>>572429216the final straight is so fucking late, there's no point to maxxing guts
>>572428506She gets an evolved skill for Gourmand that gives a heal if she's pace or late, while also giving a speed boost. Outside of that, I know that summer Spe gets a buff to her ult where instead of it being a reliable heal, it also gives a speed boost. Gonna be a while before you see those, though. Definitely after tomorrow's maintenance :^)
>>572429107you are neither orange nor uma, so fuck off gay retard
>>572429298
https://x.com/TjonojtT29137/status/2071730682271879187>993537180920imagine losing finals to a hacked uma
>>572416850Got back 20K Carats from blowing it on Inari last month. Need to hunker down now for Light Hello/Tachyon.
>>572426067
>sorting my screenshots>found thisI just remembered that it was Mambo's officer that denied me out of my final group A, but I can't even be mad because he was using Opera O and I was on my Doto ace that jobbed this matchI was just simply RAPED
>>572429414oh well
>>572429309I normally don't really get or like the jokes anons make about raping umas but Dober legitimately awakens something in me to the point where I think it'd take actual conscious effort for me to not mating press her on the spot.
Cancer Cup * status?https://poal.me/4h6f6https://poal.me/4h6f6vhttps://poal.me/4h6f6vMy first double plat
>>572429595
>>572429673Me next?
>>572429673wtf...you wouldn't...
they killed chub,aimy virtual fukus... gone forever
I've damaged Winning Ticket's skin by making her race too much...
>>572429673But what if you want to be raped by the Uma?
>>572429554You maining ends or just like Inari?
>>572429124i did 14 fan runs today, im tired
>>572429795Spe you fucking pig im gonna shove a carrot up your ass if you dont stop pillaging the schools produce garden
>>572430001Please let that be me
>>572429940
>>572429124It's too hot despite being midnight and I'm also having a depression episode where I can't do anything
>>572429801>>572430042go jack off BEFORE you post please
>>572430132I'm not even hornyalso make me.
>>572429940FFFFFFF I WANTED TO POST IT FIRST REEEEE
>>572416850Almost 91k carats after doing all the various events, TT refresh and dailies today, and before club gibs in 2 days. Phone check for tickets has me with 77 trainee tickets and 102 support tickets, I'm set for an uma banner before locking in for Tachyon/Hello.
>>572430193I yearn to be in that store at that time
I feel better losing my CMs watching these guys miss PKs and cost them 4 years of time
>>572430193i WILL buy duplicate ryan statues for dirt cheap in akihabara/ikebekuro/nakano broadway when i go in 2 weeks
>>572429673You should rape me next, I dare you
>>572430193>cingray will save her
>>572430284PKs?
>>572429801Unless you're a tomboy or a misandrist, no.>>572429935I would. I really, really would. She's cute, sure, but her attitude is just too fucking hot.
>>572428753>KWAB
>>572430437asshole
>>572430193They should showed her abs maybe I'll bite
>>572430437Beware of the consequences
>>572425094yeah, if I were a whale I'd just make my oshis for every race. Suzuka, Brian, and a third I'd switch in and out for variety. sadly I'm a filthy f2p and only have MLB Kitasan + Creek so my deck is very weak until Tachyon and then it's fairly weak until Ramonu.
no ERP in the thread take it to the club chat i heard danchud has been extra horny today due to losing the CM
around mares, stay awares.
is anyone interested in this gp or is wit too meme
>>572429986I like her and gonna spend on the Festival Banner with Tama. Ends being hype is a bonus.
>>572430389They need to make figures that use her cingrey design first
>>572430367Can't (and don't want to) erp on here so I'll have to turn the challenge down.>>572430602WORTH. WORTH IT
>>572430772That festival banner looks good, if this game wasnt jewish I'd pull on that banner too along with this year's Christmas, but I'll just use the daily legend race to get them instead
>>572430739I wonder if anyone ever explained to Tom Cruise what those uma fans were doing when they took that picture with him..
>>572430760
>>572430476charlesbros.....
OSHI GAMING LIVES
>>572428376I'll start doing my Suzuka runs tomorrow. Do you think triple front will be best or would 2 front 1 pace be better? I could do the standard Suzie/Maru/Bobo, but it's been awhile since I've used Curren Chan and I want to run the harlot again, too.
>>572431208
>>572431215triple is probably better so only one pace can hit blossom and sfv instead of 2 in theoryI'm only gonna do 1 probably because of the update thingy so no matter what you do it should be fine
>>572430193Did anyone in here manage to win with RyanIt's possible..
>>572430739WEWthat is one sexy fillywould fuck it/10
Any McQueen nonnies online?
>>572431438my ryan lost to a pacechud xoguri after getting radiant + mpb + pump + nimble. i'm never bringing her again. med S + 1200 speed/power + 4 fucking accels and its not enough apparently
>>572417150Oh, I was wondering why I was suddenly clubless today. I was still logging in and doing dailies every single day, I was just planning on grinding out a ton of fan runs today and tomorrow like a true procrastinator. Shame I got kicked and can't get monthly carats, but I guess it is what it is.
Alright, I'm tired of playing Front. What do I pull in the future to start playing Late?
>>572431667...what now?
So why did they make Ryan the only ugly Mejiro?
>>572431067i imagine someone knowledgeable told him he's the dad of famous race horse mayano top gun and he understood completely
>>572430634
>>572431663that's a stallion...
>>572431787gyarus...scary
I actually really like the low requirements for casual play in this game. Every so often we get these events that don't require you to do careers, you can still easily win B finals with recycled umas, and you still get 1k carats from joining a random club
>>572431758bright*
>>572431737this feels like a falseflag but could very well be real...
>>572431739dober
Shifting to guts builds feels so weird, now I have to actually think about guts items and about where I can get extra power and wit
>>572431438I won like 4 times (once each round) with pace Ryan, got a 6 front lobby in the finals so she's super fucked unfortunately
>>572431434triple feels like a scam because that singular pace hitting blossing + sfv is gonna kill you, and your fronts that fail to angling is gonna get eating up and feed NSM/nimble to the others. I'm actually thinking about solo fronting
Its over...
>>572431956if we both play triple fronts we'll never have to worry about pace chasers
>>572430193Ryne...
>>572431917It’s real. I just got kicked.
>>572431438it's my final CM before I stop playing the game and take a more passive approach to Uma, so pretty happy with the result
The villain... Decapitated...
>>572431737Flatniggers should be denied freebiesGood for autis/uma/
why do horse beef with bears so much what's the lore here?
>>572431938its funny because i would have thought running pace Ryan would have been a secret tech in such a frontrunner dominated meta environment but if there are way way too many fronts it still craps outmaybe she might have had a shot if you ran XOg+Late instead of 2 fronts yourself...
>>572432330Rice gives me head
>>572428753I got 3rd and not give a fuck
>>572432231one of the retirement home clubs will surely take you next month
>>572430739IKUYOOOOOOOO
>>572430270600 pulls is safe for how greedy Cygames are
>>572432331Eh, I’m more of a procrastinator than a flatliner. >>572432425As nice as that is, it doesn’t make me feel better about losing this month’s carats.
>>572432231>5M fans in a monthI mean, kind of deserved if you didn't talk with your danchode
>>572432231I was just investigating Chrono, you're rightFUCK YOU AUTIS/UMA/ ASSHOLES >>572417150 YOU KICKED A CUTE OGURIPOSTER YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH HE WAS DOING DAILIES AS YOU SEE HERE THAT IS NOT A FLATLINE
>>572432005>>572432225
my club may be harboring a shitposter but at least danchode would never kick someone before gibs
>>572432384That's usually the case but I was up against pace XOguris instead of ends or dominators and once I saw her hit 9th I knew it was over
>>572432231You didnt even get 100k fans in more than 2 weeks. Get fucked
>>572432547That’s fair. I really should have said “hey I’m planning on autistically grinding out fans at the end of the month” but I just didn’t think to.
>>572432570>NOOO HE MADE 1000 FANS PLAYING TTFuck off leech
>>572432513>not even 5m in 30 days>not a flattiehmmm nyo
>>572432570That could've happened to anyone.Shame on you, autisma.
>>572432692>>572432547He said he would be back to farm fans at the end???
i NEED IT
>>572432570that looks like a flatline to me
>>572432570>5m in a monthDeserved. These "people" should stay in B forever
>>572432794He didn't >>572432707
Danchou here, Im not kicking anyone this month cause Im not gonna bother this next 2 days
>>572431208The race, if anyone wants to watch: https://files.catbox.moe/ao0fy5.mp4Feels really good seeing that Throne XOguri double dom team eat shit
>>572432719I'm literally one of the biggest earners in this entire general he WAS playing the game and no one should be kicked right before the month that is peak villain and not even in a cool way but lame dorky gay homosexual way
>>572432231>previously /uma/ pyoiyou did jump from an extremely casual C+ club into an A+ one while remaining casualyou weren't the only one kicked this month there at least
can we pwetty pwease postpone club drama until the reset
>>572432794it was just and right
>>572432885Here is my counterargument: Kill yourself.Everyone called danchou based for doing his job leeches don't deserve gibs.
>>572432885>I'm literally one of the biggest earners in this entire generalnta but what the fuck this has to do with anything? also post proof niggaURARA SUICIDE RUNS IS NOT PLAYING THE GAME
>>572432885>I'm literally one of the biggest earners in this entire generalprove it
how many fans can you even grind in 1 and a half day? Even if you autistically bot for a whole day it wouldn't be that much no?
30 y.o fat and bald boomers desperately trying to force drama while posting images of cute horse girls
>>572433045Isnt it faster to do macqueen
post something angry
sex filly
>>572433127I wouldn't know to be honest. I'm not a subhuman doing this kind of shit
>>57243312135m sounds good to me
>>572433159
>>572431737>>572432231That's fucked up. Even if you did flatline until the end of the month there's no reason to just kick and move on after day 1 except for attention (not surprising in the least with that club). Still, feel bad for you though.
>>572433126>not 30y old>not fat>not bald>not a boomer>not making club drama>posting images of cute horse girlsSTAY WINNING
>>572433183
>>572433127everyone is mant in mcqueen
>>572432849Did here >>572431737
>>572433375He wasn't part of the club anymore so
Speaking of autis/uma/, can you bums do some fan runs before we fall out of top 500 again?Thanks in advance.
running adshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAWP9bLJm5w
>>572433375telling us wouldn't do anythingdid you tell danchode
When autotrain is availableDanchou should make it mandatory to have 40M a month. Anons can just leave the game on auto before going to sleep, before leaving for work,
>>572433456Hmmm nyo danchou will carry us
>>572433540Only 40M?
>>572433375(You) didn't say shit, you used that as an excuse to not look bad but unfortunately for you nobody is buying
>>572433045>what the fuck this has to do with anything?he was implying I was also a leech which is wrong and proves that not only leeches has the same point of view>>572433115total fan count which averages 100m per month since august when I started playing, nowadays it's around 150mcut in half so the person who wants to find me has to work for it
looping https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIDiPcfcUXs for the last hour on repeat
>>572433456if that anon really was going to grind out fans before getting kicked, would have been nice
>>572432598>>572432225>>572432005I told Flash that I wouldn't support Germany and now this happened
>>572417093No money to be made because it's just oguri game for the rest of the decade. They should've accelerated more.
>>572433693I need still so fucking bad
>>572433697lmao you're a naive person anon
Oh god, no... no...!!! Something terrible has happened to Mr. Chalk!
if they nerf Oguri sooner there'll be more reason to spend and roll for umas
>>572433697>man planned to continue living before he suffered a tragic gunshot
>>572417093we're getting a gameplay update by tomorrow you stupid kitasan black poster
>>572433595Its a leap from 20M
>>572433598That poster isn’t me. I don’t really care if I look bad or not, I’m just kind of sadposting right now. I’ll just cope and join a new club later or something.
>>572433693I fucking love this song.
NO CLOCKSNO AUTOPLAYFOR YOUR GAMEI WILL NOT PAY
>>572433894I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM I WILL REPLY TO EVERY RECRUITMENT POST OUT OF RESENT
>>572432331Not warning him beforehand is a No Dignity move.autis/uma/ are honorary browns
>>572433805they should do early evolved skillsit would unironically save the game>CC have to work harder to figure out strats instead of just repasting JP knowledge and making buzz in the community for theorycrafting>Zog menace squashed>More variety and viability in oshi gamingon top of that the game really needs legal botting
Hehe new ID to troll with
>thinking having superiority over fan numbers when botting exists
>>572432885Me too. And yeah pretty much. Its just attention seeking and borderline psychopathic behavior, basically.
First Platinum since Sagittarius. First Platinum with Bourbon after running her since Taurus1. Beat two throne Xoguris. Feels good.
Flatniggers getting real uppity right now, more danchous should do the kicking before gibs.
>>572434048Good job Bruce, Bobo a cute
>>572433991>>572434012it is decided thenas if ryanfag couldn't get any worse
>>572433673just put the erp posts in the thread bwo
>>572433673I know who you are
Is there anything you can buy in the shop that will repair Mr. Chalk?
>>572433995anon nothing will change with just evo skills, except suzuka moves a tier up and taiki gets sluttier. the umas who are supposed to put the current umas on check aren't released yet. the cards that they need aren't released yet.
Can you people stop yelling at eachother and start ERPing or talking about rape like a good and respectable /uma/ poster?
>>572434271I tried earlier but no one engaged with my posts...
>>572434145She's a good girl. Condolences to the other Bobo.
>>572434003Was never banned, just took a break since threads sucked
>>572434151Their danchou is a Ryanfag? I had no idea honestly. You would think they woudn't be like that though, but what do I know...
You can always just blame Mambo, you know.
>>572434048>Base skinNow that's a real bobobro
>>572434420wit check failed
>>572434364NTA but it's the one who forces Ryan into every OP whenever possible.
>>572433731
>>572431748Hheey wanna go for some parfaits?
Bwos how do I make a sprint Creek? Do I just exclusively race mediums and sprints (once inspiration hits)?Or do I pretend that I'm making a mile uma and hit stamina checkpoint for kikkasho and tennosho spring anyway?
>>572433991He was warned in the club chat 1-2 days ago though.
>>572434337who? theres only one guy I can think of being banned here besides pornposter who is probably him too
>>572434420Supposedly her base unique gets buffed soon? Not sure why you'd take her over Chocobobo though. Innate Taking the Lead isn't worth it.>>572434480No? I changed the skin, he's right. I suffered through a dozen CMs with her, I'll never forget. Cyborg outfit's way better than the bakery dress.
get fucked
>>572434581A-are you serious...? Yes, please!
>>572434671
>>572434610whatif you mean for the next cm then 10+ sprint sparks and go for a route that only has sprint+medium races, you will miss all major epithets and her unique is wasted on sprint but it is what it is
>>572434751MY FUARKING EYES NIGGA AAAA
>>572434562Flashu wouldn't
>>572434751My fucking eyes.
>>572434689post logs>b-but they're not there anymore!!so no proofwhat you posted has zero valuethink next time before doing so.
>>572434271Holding hands with Shion while we kiss..
>>572434751FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT'S THE PHOTON SLASHSAVE ME DIRECTOR
Is there an /uma/ clubs danchou rankings?
>>572434751There is no situation where your screen ever needs to be this bright
>>572434748>I suffered through a dozen CMs with herI get that you also ran regular Bourbon, and she is ass, but Chocobon was one of the strongest Umas in many CMs, were you just unlucky, or did you run funky comps?
>>572435095TamaLove Danchou > Allfrom what it looks like
>>572434520I see. Well it is what it is. It's the will of that club after all.
>>572434271if I was shion's torena I would violate her after every loss
I like umas with tiny hats
>>572435295I like you
>>572435201My danchou is the best danchou and could beat your danchou in a danchoff
kingu love
Spe-chan LOVE
>>572435095It's simple, just make a Danchou Cu- oh wait a minute...
>>572435095my Danchou's powerlevel is still below 3m...
>>572435368https://youtu.be/u_t7ojOwJCs
>Turf S>Sprint SPLEASE KITASAN AND NTRWHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
the next scenario should include a fat uma who acts like one of those fat american dads who are always saying "if i didnt hurt my leg i couldve done it big in the leagues" and the entire career is just her verbally abusing your uma
Guess I'll have to look for a new club now
>>572435295I like umas with hats of any size
>>572433479
>>572435095Known bitch chos: Brick and Autisuma
>>572434271I'm waiting for Tazunaposters and Light Helloposters to become a thing before I start hornyposting
>>572435186Extremely unlucky. I lost the Derby (or was it a mile?) to an S rank shitter Tamamo Cross with single digit wins across all 80 races. I ran it back 100 FUCKING times in practice mode and she only won twice. My Bourbon won 40 some odd times.
Flatlining is /uma/ culture. If you have never flatlined to keep your danchode on his toes then you don't belong here
>>572435549kwab halo in 10 years
>>572435648I want to make my danchou happy...
>>572435568
damn, I don't want that to be me so I'm dipping
>>572435543
>>572435289I was currently thinking more about being her but you know what, same. Same.https://files.catbox.moe/t5l6t3.jpg
>>572435760>I was currently thinking more about being herwhy? you like her outfit or something?
>>572435612Why do danchous that take over from the previous owner manage to fuck everything up always?
>my danchou showed up with another man
>purchasing Gourmand lets you gamba turning Yummy Speed into a speed inherit this didn't really pan out well back in Capricorn
>>572435557ExcelUma has spots still
>>572435201I miss her... I hate Keb so much it's unreal
>>572435760uhh... sexo?
>my danchou left and went to /uma/ club
>>572435760Why?
Why are you all so desperate for male approval?
>>572435928Kingu is REALLY pretty
>>572435760>endcloser>oralNon-canon
>>572436061they just really respect the postal service
>>572436061because I like guys? duh?
>>572435557No Mambo spot for you
>>572435887>>572436054AGP probably. if you don't know what that is then I'm gonna simplify it and just say that I'm probably into guys or something.
>>572434813>>572434896>>572435091>>572435109I think he's a retard with HDR. Has to be.
>>572436154pretend I said hey with way too many y's for a 32 year old man to be typing
>>572435543AND STOP GIVING ME STAMINA AND POWER SCROLLS, YOU GREEN WHOIREGIVE ME SPEED NIGGA
>>572436203Go be a troon somewhere else
>>572436203>AGPPCI Express
>>572435095My danchou is the best.
>>572436038Hold the fuck on. Who was that again? Was he not from the club being attacked right now?
Do special ops Umas exist?
>>572436203but Shion is a good girl! if you're going to post about your depraved agp fantasies at least go back to posting bamboo muteki
>>572436347This,
>>572436020You can't post her here anymore... let it go...
>>572436271why is every guy here 32 I think that's my eventual soulmates age I swear to god
>>572436347Not advanced graphics port. Not enough of an IT nerd for that.
is this achievable natty
>>572436497They should, but Umaverse is too wholesome quirk chungus universe, so they'll never breach such topic. It's a Japanese racehorse heaven.
My Danchou flatlined so hard that I became the leader
>>572436594I better work fast before I get even older then.
>>572436697hehe...maybe you should!
>e-micropenis drama
>>572436594Ojisans do not trust this poster, they just want a green card to get out of the Philippines
I feel so bad seeing my umas smurf the other poor torenas' S and S+ umasThis must be what it feels like to be an uma that could never win a G1 but had no problem winning G2s
I made all three chuds wear the bikini
>>572436807Hello Autis/uma/
>>572436674The director literally owns and operates a PMC anon
>>572436534Never heard of 'em.
>>572436846What qualifies as an Ojisan?
>>572436626Yes.Other front trainers just aren't trying hard enough to deserve those golds.
>>572436931anyone who's knees make noises when they stand up
yeah, but look at this
>>572436879I do this with my subtrainers
>>572436846if anything they would want to come HERE (that is not the philippines), a first world paradise
>>572436890ning*n PMC, umas are too pure for this kind of malarkey
These same two UF umas are on every single team I run into. Beating them with an SS Uma is kinda funny.
>>572436101
>>572436998she moves with all the grace of someone who's one fall away from a trip to the ER
Yuh
>>572436497giga muscled uma gf...
>>572436772Okay brb taking time off work to go court you.>>572437069But I'm already in burgerland?
Do you get more scout points for going against higher rated teams in the event? I want to overhaul my team for the end of event screenshot, so I'll need a decent amount of points to make all the trades.
i'm biased but why are clubs in gachas always complicated and dare i say, problematic
>>572436554not to be gay but this stupid edit of stacked pasa does things to me
>>572436998That's my trainee and I will breed her
Finding Eishin Flash or Matikanefukukitaru for my last pokedex entries as high ranking team was painful. Probably spent 30+ minutes just refreshing lists, even had to tank my team rating just to get a whiff of them.So many fucking Taikis, fronts and Oguris.
>>572437204It's all cosmetic ranking shit up here unless you refresh over and over and over. I didn't scout anyone today. I got the rainbow crystal, no mas.
>>572437194>courtsame guy as the other day??>burgerlandmmm, to a certain degree I supposeeee
>>572437259women(male) and gays love drama
>>572437204to get more points you need to complete the pokedex, once you're at 110% pick the team at the top for more points, 840pts per race, UFs cost 3k pts
>>572436918I want to love and take care of Bamboo Memory. hope she comes home quick when her banner drops.
>>572437430Her banner was earlier this year bro.
>>572437395These are the only two UFs I've seen and they're on every team.
>>572437430I hope you get your Yaeno bro.
>>572437259>clubs in gachasAs opposed to what? Did you ever participate in a regular MMO guild? Some of them are insane, with real life consequences. The only MMO I've ever played without much drama was ironically ffxiv
>>572437519There is also an El Condor Pasa
>>572437536Check their OP image right now
>>572437384Well recently I wouldn't mind getting out of here either.>same guy as the other day??oh are you the one that's already spoken for?
>>572437572Might've seen her once or twice. But both of those are genuinely worse than the UG Xogli and Taiki I already have.
>>572437592To my defense, I mean in general, not /vg/. I didn't take part of any kind of /vg/ community when I was playing that
niggas is literally getting e-bussy in this thread right now and I'm stuck looping for uma stan parents
>>572437489>>572437534I'm not your bro I'm your future stepfather.And unless you have a shit oshi, I'm proud of you.
>>572437350>>572437395My pokedex is full and I already hit 170k rating and 60 races. I'm tanking my rating so I can see more uma variety than just the ug7s everyone has. Looks like going from 170k opponents to 150k opponents is still 840 scout points for a win, though, so I guess it's static, or I just haven't lowered my opponent rating far enough yet.
>>572437673yeppers, the UF umas are dogshit, the best umas don't go higher than the UG7 Taishin everyone else also has
I just got third place in cm after telling my dacchis I am quitting ...mood down
>>572437791kek, saw her a bunch too but decided to keep Ayabe
>>572437613I ammmand it's not like a THING yet so you know......just talking
>>572437805Skill issue
>>572431438>>Ryan runs 9th all first half without activating a single skill>>Last third of mid race she overtakes both Oguri and my own Rice to take 6th the exact moment mid race ends>>activates every skill in her kit at once and blasts off for a realy unexpected winI only wish you could deactivate animations to see the full teleport.
>>572437706XIV has a shitty culture around communication in general that makes it irrelevant whether or not there is drama going on
>>572437992>Bourbon and Rice togetherCUTE. Is that a real base Bobo or just a Chocobobo that got sick of wearing the dress?
>>572437892If you're already occupied with a crush it would be rude for me to intrude. Naughty to speak of soulmates when loyalty should be the first thing on your mind.
bullying trainers into wearing their trainee's fits
>>572437726>future stepfather>into bamboo..Implying bamboo is my mother?
>>572437992Animations don't show in mobile landscape mode
>>572437992Based metafag-rapist, you just caused two sovlless "my oshis? smaru xog vbobo" whaletards to kill themselves
>>572438137I believe you, maybe I got lucky. One year and nothing happened, it was a big guild too with FCs in several servers. I'm not trying to contradict myself, as I said, I 100% believe there would retarded dramas in a MMO gameGacha guild is only shitpost most of the time, even the bot drama is a nothingburger
>>572437992based STRONGEST Mejiro
Bottom skills are Full throttle and Radiant star, in case someone's wondering.>>572438158Real one. Original idea was Your pic but I failed to train a half decent front McQueen.>>572438324Third time in a row, I hope they are mad.
>>572438165it is unironically an issue I have but I have no one to flirt with if he's sleeping...I do think he would be better off without me because of it but I'm also incredibly selfish who can't let go of someone eithertl;dr I should alt+f4 myself
>the BEAST of the mejiro clan>the shadowroll BEAST>the grey BEAST>the BEAST of the golden gen>THE BEAST super carwhy are there so many beasts in the game?
>>572438497As an unc who has played a lot of mmos every single online game with a social component has drama. discord servers have only made this worse.
>>572438734are you the person who lamented that they were a serial cheater or something? i was wondering if that plot thread would show up again
>>572438758Umas are beasts that rape Torenas
Next thread will be better.
>>572438758Because umas are animals
>>572438734You shouldn't jump to extremes either even jokingly. Insecurities and behaviors like that aren't fixed in a day and you're still deserving of your life and finding love even if you're not where you want to be as a person right now. Everyone's a work in progress, just relax and enjoy the ride.
>>572439001NOW THIS IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN'T SHAY!!!
>>572427690
>>572439076>>572439076>>572439076don't cheat on your bros
>>572439001How would Darwin explain umas?
>>572439143Haltingly, while masturbating
>>572438758beasts all over the shop... you'll be raped by one of them, sooner or later... hahahahahahaha...
