Previous: >>572520398>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Narita Top Road (3* alt), SSR Tazuna HayakawaNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Oh mein gottUsable cm16 parent
Tachyon LOVE
>>572538016For a split second I thought "hot"Can someone post hot umas? I think I'm going crazy.
>>572538106DONT bro... METHATS 3 BORROWS 9 HOURS IS INSANE 5 OKAY9????FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCMK
Umama status?
>>572538349KWAB
>>572538216>sweaty uma with big boobs and hot abs makes penis throbTurns out you are heterosexual
>>572538414NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>572538216
>>572538349Did you report him?
>>572538349Someone said he was leaving for Uma&Co >>572531529Any confirmations?
>>572538349>April 2026 average: 6.7M
Tracen made an umabook post and me and my trainee were in the background, and my trainee commented that we looked like a couple. I replied that we looked like a couple of besties and now she wont talk to me. Did I do something wrong?
>>572538216>>572538216
>>572538614No matter what happens, do not be alone with your "bestie"
>>572538561NO BRO HE DOESN'T BOT IT'S NOT SUS AT ALL.
are we still doing the movie night or are we dramaposting/erp'ing for maintenance hours
IS YAENO THE RAREST UMAMONHOLY SHIT I CANT FIND HER AT LOW RANK AND I CANT FIND HER EVEN MORE AT HIGH RANK
>>572538694imagine the sloppy tomboy nursing handjobs
LESS THAN AN HOUR UNTIL MAINTENANCE, DO A QUICK URA RUN TO GET FANS FOR YOUR CLUB AND MAKE YOUR DANCHOU RICH AND HAPPY
>>572538304Do repeat G1s count for affinity?
>>572538783Do you want me to make one of mine a captainI have some SS ones
>>572538838No they dont
>>572538804Your Hachimi bwo?Can easily do 2 MANT runs
>>572538016reminder Autis/uma/ WILL boast right after kicking you only a few days before gibs is due, you are not safe.
>>572538838nope
>>572538864Yes please
>>572538804I'm saving my fan runs for july.
Digitan LOVE
>>572538886I was talking to the humans, not the dirty cheaters who would use a clanker to manage their beloved Trainees for them
>>572538893Uhhhh, based department?
>>572538893good
>>572539021Hachimi isn't a botter, retardJPniggers really don't play the game
>they got pinged in the discord
>>572538965Done, sitting around 153k
>>572538893this was mean spirited and I rolled my eyes at ryanchou's gloating about it toobut you making this is the most schizo thing ever and much more cringe.he sent a cringy "message" to his rule breaker but you put in actual work to show off your low mental health
>>572539093Does anyone here play the game? I'm not convinced desu
>>572538893Umama is mad
>>572539147The huge saggy glasses make her look infantile.
>>572539112Thank you bwo I'm near and can adjust to that rank
:D
>>572539147Cute Journey
>>572539093lmao do you jump at literally everything you paranoid schizo tranny freak? holy fuck youre sad and RETARDED
dead game
So what's the consensusBesides Gold (doesn't count) City, who gets the biggest buffs this patch?
aw sweet, a ryan bread
>>572539147Imagine cumming on her glasses as she looks at you unamused
>>572539260oguri plap (as in sex)
>>572539290holy schizo
how long will mant last?
>>572539126an apology is all I need to hear
>>572539312Gold city just gets a skill description change. There are also no significabt balance adhustments that we know of
>>572539329
>>572539278Curren would do this
>>572539391The better question to ask is "how long will the fallout take to fix" since they always botch these things.
>>572539408
>>572539329only good boys get gentle rubs
Told you it's V baking
>>572539408Bwo...
Trainer-san maintenance run doko
fuck, not feeling it for doing a run before maintenancesorry danchou!
Ryan's CANON trainer btw
>>572539494i honestlygenuinelydont care anymore at this point
>>572539414BooooAt least the QoL changes look nice
fuck fuck fuck i'm not home yet and haven't done my dailies
>>572539528i just used the last of my tp... i cant run until i wake up tomorrow morning...
Finally done capturing all the umamon. Time to hunt some UGs++
>>572539605bbbbbbbbbbbricked
why did they make the dirters so cute and lovable when you barely get to use them.....this is a shitty psyop cyGAYMES
>>572539578Cheeseburgers and Jelly donuts?!Also i thought it was doctor eggman from the thumbnail initially and it gave me a chuckle before i expanded the image
Choose one to protect you, the rest will try to rape you
>>572539776dia-chan
>>572539732It is Bob from Tekken
>>572539776
>>572539776Come on dude, do it right, as a poll:https://poal.me/zhf964https://poal.me/zhf964https://poal.me/zhf964
>>572538349why didn't he bot to S+
>>572539727
uma you want to spook you the most currently? can be future as long as it's close and not +2 years
>>572538304This. Parent change is massive and I'm very happy they rushed it forward. Better parents from G1s alone is one of the things that helped JP finally let go of MANT, because MANT benefited very hard from the old system where you spam every race. GL is actually going to be about on par with MANT for parents on launch thanks to this getting moved forward, and there's going to be a noticeable bump in uma quality instantly for anyone using parents with grandparents that all did their G1s. No more tanking the uma parent quality because a grandparent was a pre-MANT uma that didn't do lots of races, no more big dip in affinity for missing 1 big race that was important for those accolade things that also gave affinity points.Uma is gonna be a lot comfier with this change, it's a nice bit of relief even before GL comes.
>>572539727just mutate them bwo
>>572539776Creek will protect meNot even a God can stand against a Mommy
>>572539838Yeah i knowI just thought it was doctor eggman at first from the thumbnail>>572539904Kinda like i always confuse this girl for the director from thumbnailsI should probably get glasses...
What the fuck is that /uma/club danchou doing if he's barely playing the game
EoS in 43 minutes...
>>572539918I mainly want Manhattan Cafe. I skipped her but if she came out new now I would not skip her. No I don't care about reruns or alternate outfits or whatever. Looking ahead is boring. I'll take her the next time I can, in any way, in any form.
>>572539939Real question: Asahi hai or Fillies (Non-tiara parents)?
>>572539776Ardan will use the Mejiro fortune to build me a bunker
>>572539194I think the guy that got kicked was an /uma/club plant. They send flatliner alts in other clubs to make the high earners frustrated and then they poach them
>>572539918I made the critical mistake of not rolling for Dober, and I really want her to show up in my rolls at some point
GO GET THEM ULALA
>my exdanchou sent a tape in the mail
THREE FUCKING STAMS IN A ROW...at least this one is 2*turf too I guess
WHERE'S THE HECKIN PATCHERINO NOTES
danchou can i rest now
>the entire thread already moved>1-2 schizos stay behind out of spite cuz HUR DUR WE HATE RYANI get NTR, tho even that is schizo garbage at this point, but ryan?
>>572539890This one made me chuckle slightly. Thank you anon.
>>572538838No but this is a good thing because it means the best parents can afford to skip some races or even lose some you can't clock in GL, very relevant for the pile of races right before summer starts that are the same both years. Overall your parents will be stronger, and it's retroactive so some of your mid ones might suddenly have great affinity.
Ive been at work, why has the thread been on a multiple hour long melty
>>572539776Dasca and she will betray me
>>572539918The only one currently out that I'd want is Cafe, beyond that I'm waiting on Turbo who's only going to spook me if she doesn't show up due to being a 1 star
>>572540082unironically believe it
>>572540068I don't think Fertility Stakes has a epithet so I'd pick Fillies every time.I may be retarded.
>>572540182they banned the sweepers... mass banned....
>>572540157Ryan triggers dysmorphia in trans oriented individuals
the raped ^
>used old sweepy>used nu-sweepy>used hachimihow fucked am I
I'm done. Is there a reward for finishing the umadex or no? Because I haven't completed it.
come on be a schizo cuz I posted something you dont like go and be a schizo you schizo baby come on have a schizo melty you schizo
mecha city...
hi
>>572539126>this was mean spiritedit was a warning that comfy =/= free ride for your alts that want gibs for nothing. I'm glad my danchou let /uma/ know that he's going to kick people just looking for a free month where they don't even have to play a run like two weeks of the month, because next time someone is looking for that they'll avoid our club.
>>572540350All those STDs cancelled each other you're good to go
>>572540350your account is in the quarantine
Just need to find a UG Doto and Laisu to replace Dia and Bobo. Maybe replace Bridge Comp if I manage to find an SS+ Ulala
>>572540362another rainbow crystal
>>572540385Why are you cheating
>>572540350you haven't used edenbot yet so it's okay
>>572539528I did my Fuji run, and then she patted me on the head like a good Torena.
>Tsurumaru Tsuyoshiliterally whois this an npc uma? where did she come from? why is she in the main story now?
>>572540385hi
>>572540385heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
WE'RE DONEWE'RE ALMOST DONE WITH MANT
>>572540182Same as always: 4chan lifers are broken people who generally can't behave well, the relatively sane people have left because the game isn't fun enough for them, the culture stagnates, childish insular drama reigns
>>572540493but that's nu-sweepy thothe API one?
>Sprint ArdanBased umamon
>>572540386It was a based thing to do but I doubt it would actually deter leeches since it literally costs them nothing to try.
I'm gonna play Pokemon Radical Red while the game is EOS
>>572540524She's the secret 6th member of the Golden Generation. You know how it goes, a show is getting stale, so they introduce a new cast member that the others already know to try and add in new drama.
>>572540613she looks like she stars in a really shitty light novel adaption
>>57254044967
Felling kinda horny
>>572540710*Umama reply* hey
Triple speed is fun just for stuff like this.
you guys are such fags
no horny nonny
>>572540650Can't be more of a jobber than King I guess
ExcelUma (15/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
>>572540785too late
>>572539312if it's the red skill buffs I think they pushed forward, then debuffers and especially the summer golshi about to drop got buffed.
>>572540785You were begging for cock literally minutes ago
>>572539601that guy is retarded, as you can tell from his typing, Gold City is getting her ult changed from accel to velocity.
>>572540775I'm not a cigarette or a bundle of sticks, I'm a human bean and a real hero
*kicks you*
>>572540710Are we supposed to tell you how much we want to fuck you or what. what was the point of saying this
>>572540834That's not true. Tsuyoshi at least won against other members of the Golden Generation.
>>572540852ganbatte bwo, next month you'll be full on account of the returners coming back for gl
>>572540484
>>572540710Which Umas would become a lumberjacks after retirement
>>572540906Ryan is a kind person who would never do something so harsh.
>>572540710what an odd coincidence, me too...
if youre building sprint prepare for autism
>>572540906Based more danchous should do it and maybe doxx the member next time
>>572539776Try to call Tazuna on your cellphone
Yae
Curren LOST
someone's horny?
>>572540754[Heavy Voice] "NO!"
>>572540980Let’s fix that
>>572540961
>>572541018No
>>572541018>>572541038
wanna watch anime or something while on maintenance? like uma or any other
>seatards are horny>which means well get erp
Ryan is so ugly
>>572540710>Feeling kinda hornyYeah, and? And? You fuckers post this bullshit every god damn thread. You hoping someone is gonna post another Uma and greentext fondling your fucking balls? Maybe some lewd talk? Maybe talk about how they, the Uma, will steal you away and rape you? Is that what you've been reduced to? Grinding your desk against the desk hoping for a greentext that amounts to>notices bulgeMotherfucker, go find a Discord RP group. Go on X or Twitter or whatever the fuck. Make a profile on F-List. Go anywhere but here. Stop spamming the god damn thread wanting a fucking rape fic starring you. Fuck you.
>>572540573I know what they are, but what are you
>>572540657>I WAS TRAPPED AND BETRAYED BY MY TRACEN PARTY BUT THE 9 TIME G1 CHAMPION STARTED TO GET CLOSE TO ME!?
>>572541079>>572541106Why not?
>>572540068Fillies every time unless you have a specific reason, because tiara parents want fillies and your non-tiara umas might as well get the bonus affinity with them. Asahi Hai is just for specifically if you're making a parent for an uma where one of the best possible parents is forced to do Asahi Hai in the scenario the parent is being made in, because that's a specific case you'd choose to do Asahi Hai on other umas to match it for the affinity bonus.>>572540237that's part of the change epithets no longer give parent points.
>>572541116Not with you
>>572541116Unfortunately I'm a wagie that's about to go to work so I can't
>>572541147dont say that...
>>572541046oh? what should we do then, nonny~?
>>572540989Calm down V, not everyone can be like you.
>>572541116yeah but you have to sit in my lap the whole time
>>572541116i still havent actaully watched cingrey
Saimin umanko hypnosis for homofag trainers
>>572541147I n c o r r e c t
>>572541116You retards couldn’t even set up the Forza meetup
It is 9AM in the Philippines.
>>572540082this would explain the meltdown over the account being kicked, they're pissed ryandanchou didn't let it slide and shows initiative to keep the club healthy because the club members respect that.
>>572541116royal familyseabiscuitthe bonecrusher movie
>>572541217>>572541213understood, at least I learned how to setup the watchparty for future endeavors with other anons
>>572541201Red Desire lay off the LNs for a bit please...
>>572541129
she killed millions
>>572541208That's just the rest of her name, cutie
>>572540082>>572540228>>572541350>actively developing schizophrenia so they can cope about their shitty danchou
>9m gapgomen danchouI'm going now
>>572540456why lie
>>572541371I think you use cytube? Im not sure how it works. I know in /v/ma they had a watch party for the entire series but that sounds like a nightmare to schedule.
>>572541241You and I alone, under the moonlight
>>572541116fuck yourself. i dont watch normalfaggot anime, much less with any of you turds>>572541352>seabiscuitthe only based answer so far
>>572541526mhm...and?
Determined Descent for CM16 y/n?
>>572541434Actively developing a long-term committed partnership with Grass Wonder.
>>572541116I thought about hosting a cytube room, but I hate you guys and couldn't be bothered reencoding the shows or movies
Is ERP allowed during maintenance?
>>572540615it deters leeches because when they think "which club can I leech from" they'll know to avoid ours. /uma/ has enough clubs that if you cycle through 6+ of them, you can change your in game name now and then and 99.9999% chance the ones you were in 6 months ago will just let you back in without even realizing you were a leech in the past.
>>572541208Shoutout to cheval and yaeno for being the first umas to get an evil clone of themselves
>>572541518some anon recommended watch2gether and it was very easy to setup, it was to watch during maintenance but anons don't seem into it so it's ok
>>572541434Umama melty
>>572541663all of season 1 of cingrey is on youtube, in one single vid no less
How am I supposed to get Fuji inspiration during maintenance?
at least nobody has posted their cock yet
>>572541434I'm making stuff up for fun, I'm not schizo>>572541502It's fun
>>572541671Eyetracker detects your o-face so you need to have all cameras blocked or pointed away from you, or simply make sure that the game is not running while you do it. But yeah if you're caught you WILL be banned.
>>572541208No Reason!
Uma for this feel?
>>572541780>yet
>>572540906ohhh my balls ryansama, kick this pervert harder, he's been bad ryansama...
>>572541627noppers
>>572541671I told you, absolutely no posting in the thread during maintenance
>>572541808Biko
>>572541627it always does something but never as much as youd expect, unless it instant procs which is a big positioning boostbut its cheap so get it anyway
>>572541647
>>572541720yaeno is the evil clone of bamboo
>>572541808biwa
>>572541921>Bikoshe has ZERO tits, no glasses, and is not anything like webm related>>572541969a lot closer
>>572541624I lose track of my thoughts and get lost in your eyes, stealing a kiss
hahahhbahahah very funny gamehahhahaha ww doing some pink trollinghhaahahaha got me laughing like crazy game hahaha
>>572541624>>572541241>>572540980why are you erping as daring tact now umama
>>572541743they removed it
>>572541178taiki sex
>>572541942Can't wait to take her home to meet the folks so she has to act like everything is new and foreign to her.
sorry danchode...
>>572542065sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>572541949Yaeno is good
>>572542024das a good parent though, plenty of things would be happy with that
>>572542065you can just pick up uma musume and take them home
>>572542065I do this
>can clear the haruten with 390 stam and 740 gutsGuts runs sure are interesting
>>572541720How many times will they retry this archetype. Hopefully the new uma gets a following
>>572542006The poster asked for a feel, not a bodytype.
I hate this game. Would love to do this last pump of stats into stam but it's 300 skill points, man.
>>572542007mmmpfff......*pulls back slightly afterwards*a-anon...
>>572542024imagine if we had spark rerollingyou could have had pace chaser instead
>>572542337That poster? Literally me, dingus. Biko does not gimme the same or a similar feel as that woman does.
>>572541949she's not. bamboo is just a slightly more saturated and boyish yaeno who likes hitting people with a stick. she's pure evil.
Abandoned jigg persists:https://jiggie.fun/y4IPvFhttps://jiggie.fun/y4IPvF
>>572542151Bamboo Memory is an upstanding moral citizen and Yaeno turns anons into sluts, I've seen it happen
>>572542349>>572542007take it to discord you two, before i get the fucking spray bottle out
>>572542347I think I can actually hit 9k with a good run. This one had a lot of duds and Doto really hated being on stam too.
>>572542347You didn't even spend any of the 5000 skill points in your last webm
>>572542347Isn't the new stat cap 2500? Why aren't you maxxing it
>>572541627get downhill speedster
>>572542540do not fret, the /uma/fans 'cord is in active development as we speak
based umama shitting up the game by using sweepy and shitting up the thread by erping
>>572542434You should ask for what you want then.
>erping>furriesyeah no see you in 10 hours
>>572542349This should've been me
>>572542460Yaeno doesn't pet cats even if they're being very cute
during maintenance im gonna jerk off to the Ampharos Baattery pack released todayhttps://phosaggro.itch.io/baatteryThere's a smugbluefaun piece in here so you know its serious
Fuji Kiseki is beautiful. That is all.
>>572539918Jordan & RiceI deeply regret rolling on Cafe instead of Jordan back thenFoolish...
>>572542349We should stop here, or we risk making the rest of these lonely individuals question their own lives
>>572542473Why do girls like suit jackets so much? you can literally just get them at the store
>>572542830dumbass
>>572542553I did. It ended up US1. Just like this run is still US1. But I also got a higher score than last time for the event so I'm happy about it.
>>572542830Trainer's jacket has his pheromones on it.
sprinterama is reali might have to give up running fuku ssr over kitasan, she just did not want to show up at all this run
>>572542653>Being this fucking newGo back, pretty please.
>>572542689>150 images>12 animations>14 comics>all in one day>all for a single fucking pokemon that looks like yellow Barney the Dinosaurwhy can't Uma get all this?
>>572542830something something genohara
>>572542873Hey that's what my trainee calls me!>>572542953Oh I should probably wash mine so it doesn't smell like me then. wouldn't want that bothering her.
>>572542336They can do it as many times as they want because I fucking adore this type. Actually adorable. I do hope they continue the tradition of making them dress like teenagers who got left alone in a sports store with 40$ when taiho actually gets released though.
>>572539918CHRISTMAS OGURI
>>572542934I didn't realise you posted another oneI was talking about the SS rank one
>>572542628Not sure what you mean, base cap is 2150 and this is with 18* Speed, which I don't usually run. My parents are pretty garbage regardless, but it doesn't hit 2500 as far as I can see.
>tryharding in a sprint CMyou guys didn't learn from last time huh?
>>572543069>Hey that's what my trainee calls me!...I can see why
11* Dirt3 runs0 Dirt aptitude sparks
>>572542995I have individual hairs older than you.
>>572542668YOU'RE PLAYING AND POSTING ABOUT A FURRY GAME RIGHT THAT MOMENT>acktually funny ears AND tails arent furryholy cope batman>>572543159gentle wife
>>572542689>There's a smugbluefaun piecedoesnt that guy draw dog dicks
>>572539918JordanGold CityShakurSummer Golshi in a single roll
>>572539918Curren I guess, I want her to manipulate me
>>572543084Taiho at least has a line of experienced women to help dress her.No idea what the fuck is going on with Aruvu's casual fit though
>>572543157the last sprint cm is my only plat. if its like last time, i get lobbies full of currens with mile skills
>>572543110>I was talking about the SS rank oneOh, SS ranks are almost always fan runs. That particular webm was showing how the independent training looks when it ends.
>>572542401you wouldn't reroll sparks that good in the first place.
>>572542347I kneel stegoCHAD
>>572543157What about the phrase "4 different inheritable accels work here" don't you understand?What about "OYL and Head-On get buffed to be good accels" don't you get ???
>>572542689You wouldn't a sheep... right?
I have stego fatigue
>>572543115Furioso demon race (scripted win) where she gets +700 stats hits 2500 in this scenario
>>572543360this general would fuck nearly everything, including you probably
>>572542347Stat gains are halved once you're over 1200, and so is their effectiveness.Does this every happen again or is the 1200 break point the only only one so far
Real torenas wouldn't want to have sex with their trainees, even if they were seduced.
>>572543389You promised to keep this between us…
>>572543347
>>572543360Sheep, yes, goat, nogoat has too much baggagehorse above all
>>5725434581200+ is still the only one so far.
>>572541212you would never want to use a non-tiara parent with a tiara parent
>>572543359because your lobby will be 9 pace chasers all with the skills you just mentioned (the OYL late will win once every 50 races)
EOS BEGINS IN 5 MINUTES
>>572543459something something lifelong contracts
>>572543512my finger slipped
>>572543595That just means groundwork pace and late have a bigger impactyou could be the one with Chariots to set the pace as well
>>572543531
>>572543559if you have a perfect list of umas sure, but if you need to train Topgun mile to run miles races, maybe you don't have 2 matching parents that add up to enough mile sparks without sacrificing other shit you need.
Hold on I'm just getting a good summer camp
>>572543753
>>572543753the run will be killed in 3 minutes
we should make a /uma/ discord
>Decided to look up my two opponents for fun>The guy that got 3rd is from /v/maSmall world and now I'm wondering if there's a post on /v/ about my finals
>>572543705
Rare uma sighting
>>572543753Godspeed, speedrunner-kun
>>572543841top 10 worst ideas ever put forward to the public
>>572543753Lol.
>>572543841can we make it an irc instead?
>>572543841If you make this I will just post Oguri cap foot and Pokke Penisdo not test me
>>572543841only if I can have a pink name
>>572543828
Curren!!!!
it's over EoS now
The first uma I saw today was Win Variation and indeed I had been feeling like a loser
>>572543946I post my dick in Laurel's umanko
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EOS
>>572543919I'd like that
AIEEEEE MY FAN FARMINGDANCHO PLEASE SPARE ME AIEEEE
>>572543841This is a surefire way to make this thread dead as fuck. And not even in the "no one posts in this thread anymore" way. The unuseable "only absolute schizos who don't want to get banned from the discord while using the discord to shit up the thread" way.
guys... why cant i connect...
>>572543820>>572543912Eh, I'll just continue after sleepingMy concern is that I won't remember which skills I was gonna buy
>>572544043WRONG GENERAL YOU UGLY BITCH
>>572543828when Brian is cute she's really cute
>finished a UG1 run and got the sparks screen>maintenance message popped upBros... do I get to keep my uma...?
>>572544109>continue
>>572543919>>572544090Why are you old
>>572543870Glad you could avenge me cuz I lost my plat to one of those fags, soul team.
LIVE
>>572543841No, bro... No..
>>572543841on second thought maybe it would contain erp out of the thread, it might be a necessary evil
So... they're coming back, right?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Shit.
>>572544109anon. when i said the run will get killed, i mean that the run is gone, deleted, caput
>>572544184I'm really excited for the Jul 7 banners!
why are you here instead of playing the game?
why is kuroba holding down on the touch sometimes this is nearly unusable
>>572544184>July 22
>a thing happens that everyone knew would happen forever in advance>HOLY SHIT ITS DOWN ITS DOWN LOOK GUYS LOOK LOLK OLKLDSAKDLSAyou guys act like lemmings jumping over a cliff, or your average youtube commenter under a joe rogan video repeating the same joke 20 billion times
>>572544184>less than 2 weeks until next CMahahahaha >22 days until MANT is goneLET'S GO
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2072138203415663026
>>572544184BAMBOO EARLIER THAN EXPECTED YIPPEE
>>572544184WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE 22ND OF JULY FOR GL, AS IT COINCIDES WITH THE LIGHT HELLO/TACHYON BANNEROVER HALF A MONTH OF MANT LEFT BOYS
>>572544158I think if you got the rating its safe since there is no more choices after that
>>572544184We made it, bros... Bros...? Where did you go...?
WHAT THE CRAP WHY CAN'T I LOGINWTF KOJIMA
Are we getting apolocarats?
>>572544318Cute JourneySad Scenario
>>572544184I'm not ready to say goodbye...
>>572544184Rickey!
>>572544362Oh hey you're all getting Gaze on Me soon.
>>572544362SEX SHIP SEX SHIP SEX SHIP
>>572544184Fuuuck I always planned to only roll on the Summer Maru rerun with Fine Motion but now that it's so close its hard to stop myself from thinking "but what if I have Maru now instead of in 2 months..."I've been stockpiling carats for too long, 180k+ burning a hole in my pockets and they NEED to be splurged. Even three weeks is too long for Tachyon and Light...
>>572542634Wait sexy dobah werks this cm? I thought she was only good for the last one, because her ult is down hill based
>>572544426sorry to be earnest but this happened to me.all of my friends listened to advice about never rolling for umas unless they were meta and saving for support cards years away and all of them quit during MANT because they weren't having fun. you guys are all I have now...
>>572544109This is a big patch so careers are dead
>>572544184How many carats between now and the 22nd? I want to throw spares at the S.Maru speed banner
>>572543841y-you weren't invited yet?
It's okay, everyone. The only person who matters (me) finished his career.
>>572544362https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>572544492Ironic since that just looks like an ugly boy.
>>572544330does the stick in your ass hurt a lot or can you hardly feel it now that it's been lodged in there for a while?
>>572544520
>>572544591Bro...
>>572544184That's Hag Hello on the horizon...
>>572543536Nice, thanks
>>572544184Mayano! Just hold on Mayano, it's just 22 more days!,,, Mayano...?
>>572544362MY BABY IS COMING HOME!!!!!
>>572544564I need to roll, I have an itch I need to scratch, I’m rolling in 2 days
>>572544184the 22nd.... may god let me make it that long...
me on the 22nd
>>572544362I am praying I somehow MLB the Seiun SR Wit while rolling for Tachyon. It's a pretty good SR wit card for fronts while Ramonu is still not here.
>>572544564why do you want fine at this point?
>>572544668>Copano Ricky>A dumb horse - YouTubewtf youtube
>>572544362COPAA!?
>>572544746hope she comes to me quick because I WILL fuck myself over for the tachyon/light hello banner to spark her
>>572544035Curren marriage!
>>572544184does anyone have a link to gametora or something listing the rewards for 1.5 anni? it's a big one I'm guessing.
>>572544589no she's the only source of the skill to pass down
>>572544898Please don't do that for real
>>572544362So what is mandatory to roll for?
AIEE AIEEE 22ND OF MANTEMBER
>>572544973>big one who is gonna tell him
tiredmant was fun but I long for gl nowsoon my bwoslots of pulling this month at least
i thought everyone rolled for bamboo memory already
>>572545030light/tachy for everyonemaru if you run fronts
>>572544629It's really not worth it when you can just wait a couple months for their rerun. They kept putting out so many for S.Maru it's not even funny. It's far better to wait to know how fucked you get from the scenario banner instead because there's a fair few banners down the line you might want to be prepared for. I know Ramonu is like 4 months down the line from Tachyon but you'll definitely want to drop a couple sparks on it if you can for it and anything else you're interested in unless you've already decided nothing much else interests you.
>>572545024I'm doing it for real if it comes to it.umas I like are more important to me than CMs
That's why they call her Top Road
is this maintenance message a subtle ban thing?
>>572545075I got spooked by her
>>572545064youre gonna do MANT for parent runs for the next year budHope you dont care about your clocks
>>57254436230k on Maru, 30k on Copa, 45k on Tachyon. I currently have 90k, anni should give us 15k, right?
>>572545196retard
>>572545075dude...dude get thisholy shit you're gonna laugh so harddude...bamboo memory and yaeno muteki look similar!!!!
three weeks until people brick their accounts by chasing MLB tachyon instead of borrowing her
I don't think I can last till 22nd...
>>572545256>chasingyou mean getting her in the first 200?
>>572545197>30k on Rickeydon’t
>>572544973https://gametora.com/umamusume/missions/history-2022Only Part 1 and Part 2 have missions this time
Why did NO ONE warn me there was maint today? Not ONE post mentioning there would be maintenance. FUCK ALL OF YOU!
>>572545256theres nothing else to roll on you doltyou need the scenario card
>>572545256Do not want to hear this from anyone who rolled for Brick Motion
Does MANT stick around as fan farming meta or not worth it?
>>572545327shut up
>>572545196retard alert, the patch that makes MANT no better than GL is tonight. they moved the patch where only G1s matter forward by a year.
>>572545127same. I don't CARE how many carats i waste if it means I get this stupid fucking thing on my homescreen whenever i play this dogshit game.
Pan seared a pork tenderloin. Just letting it rest while making a pan sauce
>>572544184>>572544362where the FUCK is the grand live announcement
>>572545327Well hopefully I don't have to...
>>572545256>not saving up your tickets
>>572544184Summer Mackie LEGGOOOOO
>>572545402are you stupid
>>572545253
>2 days until I can actually roll for something
>>572545352I wouldn't do MANT again personally, even if danchud was holding a gun to my head to farm more fansI don't have it in me
>>572545256this, never roll for anything, save for almond eye (and then when she comes say save for whatever new shit came out since then in JP)>>572545327isn't she like omega tier for dirt? I need dirt umas.>>572545352it's vastly superior for fans and can make ok parents but GL is just as good for parents and better for TT and CM.
>>572545497retard
>>572545447Forgot pic
>>572545334The part 3 missions are in permanent missions as training the trainer part 4
HEY MANT22 DAYS UNTIL YOU DIE
>Adventures of GolshiMedium is now even more cancer with Hog+4dom btw.
>>572545352why would you do mant runs for fans when a 800k+ oguri ura run takes only 20 minutesyou can get 1.6 mil in the same time it takes to get a single mant run done
>>572545614Sauce goin
>>572545451blindchama....
>>572545529>Not only is MANT SHIT, NOTHING WORTHWHILE PULLINGwhat did cygaymes mean by this
>>572545614You should get a haircut
>>572545352>fan runs in MANTbwo no. unless you're in my club in which case you will want to do it for a high score on your oshi when danchou releases that since you can buy the sticks
>>572545334oh nice Mihono Bourbon's 1.5 anni card is actually pretty darn good for a welfare one, and you do need 3 speed cards for GL so I'll probably run her as my 3rd over sweep sr.
>>572545682nigga you got a hair in that shit
>>572545432I wish you luck with your pulls, my brother-in-arms
So how is GL for making parents?
aren't we still going to make parents in MANT just because of the rival race skill hintswe may need ramommy for parent farming in other scenarios to be viable
you pull goldshi for metai pull goldshi for sex
>>572545786now that the affinity update is moved up?great, especially if your character naturally runs a lot of g1s
>>572545579no problem, there will probably be a few B+ uma clubs with the same mindset, maybe even A ones for players that are ok with 3+ runs a day.
Bamboo Muteki and Yaeno Memory owe me double tag-team sex
>>572544447NTR was supposed to work for another couple of months but with the affinity update she's now a brick.Good as a 3rd speed card for FCM CMs tho.
>>572545786the parent doc for JP quite explicitly states that literally any other scenario is better for parent farms than GLyou dont wanna race extra races in GL
What are the chances getting Rickey on free pulls?
>>572545673because GL is the biggest TP dump scenario by far, the existing ones you can typically recover from bad luck but this is literally a "if you don't get 4 songs by 1st new years then reset because the run is genuinely dead" scenario. you won't have the TP to do 2 URA runs after it takes 3 to get a single parent/CM/TT run that survives to Classic Year.
>>572545682A bit overcooked by flavors are good>>572545752I didn't see it
>>572545336
>>572545786It's the worst parent scenario in the game. If you go above 20 races you simply aren't getting SS and you want as many G1s as possible now that g2s and g3s give nothing
>>572545750she is worse than MLB SR sweepy in every way except for skill hints
>>572545990>tp dumperrrm no thanks you're getting 3 runs a day danchode
>>572544173She really hit it all
>>572545658forgot your oguri ca-oh shit it's real. thanks!
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>572545990you mean one ace attempt per day and 3 fan runs?dont mind if i do
not this can't hit ss braindead shit again
>>572545786We're back to URA now.
>>572546041anon, howre you gonna even run 20 g1s? are there even that many an uma can run? The affinity change is exactly what makes URA/unity/GL viable again as parent makersThe main exception would be when an uma who you want to make a parent, barely runs g1s. But most meta parents run largely g1
>>572545926>Cygames prioritizing literally anything else over the evolved skills update that would actually save the gameGodEven just adding the Head-On/Slick Surge buff would be so much better
>>572546173SS is an important threshold for parents because it guarantees 2* whites and makes 3* whites more likely
>>572545935GL didn't have the affinity update back then, and regardless, that's for ace making, retard, for parents no one cares, and getting free UG rank umas will be better for the stars on your white sparks
>>572545786good specifically because they moved the thing that made it good better, only G1s count for parents. GL gets an edge in the fact that getting several stats to 1100 for the best odds is even easier than in MANT, the big thing MANT has going for it is that if your uma has a mandatory race on the same day a G1 that you can only do in 1 year is active, then MANT is the better scenario for that specific uma.>>572545935that doc is outdated because in JP, they didn't get the G1-only legacy change until long after GL was relevant. you might as well read a guide that tells you MANT makes you buy and use shop items 1 at a time and parrot that as fact too.
>>572545878They don't fuck. Not because they're unattractive but because their personalities are anything BUT hot.
>>572546219Dirt/Mile/Medium/Longor Mile/Medium/Long if your parents are still bad (expected since no spark reroll yet)
>>572546219>anon, howre you gonna even run 20 g1s? are there even that many an uma can runtheres literally an epithet for it
>>572546219>are there even that many an uma can run?Any uma with dirt aptitude can run that. But the thing is we can't select with pink we're guaranteed to get like JP so mutating an aptitude to A for more affinity is only worth it if you want to nolife parent farming.
You aren't going to brick yourself with a DIRT uma right?
>>572546243i believe we're getting all the regular skill changes from 2.0 anni, just not evolved skills unless they're planning to surprise us with them
>>572544184Be honest now /uma/ Are you actually gonna pull for Rickey for the 1 Dirt CM each year?
JWU I went to sleep to skip the maintenance but it's still ongoing, was it extended? I need to do my dailies
Oh. Shit. It's going to be down for another 9 hours.Now what do I do.
>>572546340>>572546219Fronts have it easy because they only need Dirt D and Angling to win every Dirt G1fucking cheating bastards
>>572544447Noooo I'm so fucked
KitaCopa pits!
>>572546420nyope
Will this be the longest the game has been down since launch?
>>572546427it just started anon. it'll last 9 hours
>>572546287>Not because they're unattractive but because their personalities are anything BUT hot.They don't have to be hot, Bamboo Memory is cute.
>>572546427It just started.
>>572545825you should already have MANT parents, and you give the GL parents hints from them so they too get them. you didn't skip looping, did you? the whole point was to be able to stop doing MANT when it ends.
>>572546427you have 4 hours before reset to do your dailies
>>572546390Depends on how many pulls it takes me to get Summer Mack
>>572546390Fuck no, I’m not rolling for the CCP uma
>>572546340>>572546308>>572546303yeah, that was my point anons, you're not really gonna do it for parents anyway. better off just doing URA, really. Now we know why people used to say URA remains the parent king for quite some time+its better unique spark
>>572546480>>572546470>>572546516you motherfuckers lied to me
>>572546435fronts are so fucking privileged man
If you don't hit at least 3 copies of Light Hello with your free pulls DO NOT keep rolling. just keep playing MANT and skip GL it's not even good for parents and you need to save for Ramonu. and if you can't MLB Ramonu after your free pulls don't roll because you're REALLY going to need those carats for McQueen Wit.
>>572546420Nah, Might ticket her later thoughDepends how pulls/updates go
>>572546420yeppers
>>572546427>he fell for my fake mant time gaslight
I'm so fucking good at procrastinating depressed out of my mind want to just eat to get out of it but then I'll get fat also ruining every relationship I have because I like doing it for some reason it's so tiring
>>572546427me too, riparoo, i didn't bother reading when maintenance actually started. Pretty idiotic timing by cyjew but par for the course. Fortunately i got all the rewards for the event
It's funny when you think about how bad GL must have been a launch for people willingly go back to MANT again for better acesI assume we will be getting the fixed speed day 1 in global, right?
>>5725461691 ace attempt a day means you're lucky to get a single CM-viable uma each month. the majority of runs die before classic year even begins in GL.>>572546072TP dump as in you need to abandon runs, not finish them. GL is only better than MANT if you're getting a good uma in 35 minutes from 2 abandoned runs + 1 good run, because if you're spending 90 minutes to get 2 finished shit runs and 1 good run then you're way worse off than MANT which is consistently 40ish minutes for 1 good run.
>>572546594THE GOAT
>>572546594I'm like 80% sure Seiun can also run Dirt D but she needs to buy Escape Artist
>>572546650dia wouldn't say this
I've had enough of this feng shui shit
>>572546219they add new G1s with Grand Live iirc, especially dirt ones.
https://youtu.be/avvKdFBkIAk Supposedly there's straight up cheating that took years to even get patched in jp? Disclaimer; from steam forums, i don't watch any umatubers.
>>572546485not the same at allyou definitely don't have parents for each combination of distance and style loaded with the basic corner/straightaway and other specific skillsand that's still assuming you actually get giga inspirations all the time, no way your average inspirations are going to measure up to winning 30 rival races
>>572546650there's only one healthy way out of that, anon.let someone get close and then instantly change your mind.
>>572546804I want to take meek to go see turtles
>>572546473Sure, but not cute enough to make me want to fuck her.
>>572546682>I assume we will be getting the fixed speed day 1 in global, right?https://umamusume.com/news/100082/>In addition, the following will also be adjusted: >The degree to which the excess portion of an attribute exceeding 1,200 affects an Umamusume during a race.
>>572539918Gold CityHishi AmazonYaminin ZephyrIn that order. I'm planning on pulling for City during the gyaru banner and Amazon's wedding skin, but getting them beforehand would save a lot.
>>572546682they went out of the way to make sure GL is good for us day 1. the patch notes specify>fixed stats past 1200>moved forward "only G1s for affinity" which is a death knell for MANT's dominanceand that's before the fact that they'll clearly move forward GL QoL the same way they moved MANT QoL forward to launch.
>>572546890same but I'm referring to the turtle bedsheets and pillowcases on my bunk bed. every time she starts to enjoy being violated I use a clock.
soooooo uhhhhhhhhhhhh who the fuck do I roll for, tachyon (pace/late chad) or the sexy hag?
>>572546650therapy actually works you know
>>572544184>july 16
>>572546594Double front is basically the same as double dominator, but their fur isn't ash it's okay when they do it
>>572544447We have about 5-6 days to still use her before all the free pulls are done, to prove that she's still worth it I guess...The free pulls decided for me to get her. So 140 pulls worth of carats to MLB a card and use it in every deck for a whole scenario doesn't feel bad though
Still using Falco
for whoever the next baker ismake sure to update the schedule
>>572546882>you definitely don't have parents for each combination of distance and style loaded with the basic corner/straightaway and other specific skillsnigga I'm been playing MANT for 4 months, I absolutely have every combo of distance plus style I will run. plenty of corner vel and recov because I run cards like kita and sometimes creek.
Is the Seiun drinking a water bottle card any good? The picture seems internet famous for some reason
>>572547042Why do you have a bunk bed?
>>572546682I've seen this claimed, but there's a rather big elephant called throne in the room. Throne supposedly crashed and burned immediately in use. But, if people were still running MANT in jp, throne would have seen continued use.
>>572545256I'm gonna be borrowing S. Maru so...
for whoever the next baker ismake sure NOT to update the schedulealso use this image here for maximum posting
>>572546804Boy do I have some unlucky news for you in about 3 weeks
>>572547226>borrowing a card that is great at 1LB instead of borrowing a card that is trash below MLBlmao
I love when she has this look.
>>572547186Front Runners can maindeck it, it's got good hints, notably groundwork, as well as 1SP bonus which gives it longevity in SP heavy scenarios in the future. You wouldnt wanna borrow it though.
>>572547051Both
>>572547191to sleep in? duh
>>572547354I wanna stick my DICK in her PUSSY while I LIFT HER above the GROUND and watch her TINY LEGS tangle
>>572545256I'm more concerned with getting a bit over 15k carats so I'm able to double spark the banner with the free rolls and the tickets I've saved
>>572547216aces were better for a long while but it won't be as pronounced in global because we won't need to learn how GL works, we'll have perfect guides before day 1. people in global will run MANT for fans primarily. it's also top tier for parents by default even on fan runs because you can do any race. also obviously if you want to stretch playtime then MANT is the TP god, compared to GL where you essentially pay a TP tax to get past junior year with a run that is viable.
>>572547396>not going with the racecar bedand you call yourself a trainer
>>572545867>in A+ uma club w/ no quota>have no idea what my fan counts are monthly>simply dont flatline
>>572547451free rolls should cover you
>>572543828I bet she bought the chocolate
>>572547068LOL!
>>572547451you'll probably be fine, 2 months of club gibs and anni gibs will add up to most of that I think.
this new scenario is fucked up
>>572547042Why do you use a clock when she STARTS to enjoy it
what would you do if half of (you)r club suddenly gets purged as botters/hachimi users tomorrow after the maintenance ends
>>572547512I said that outside of the free rolls, my own carats, and the tickets I've saved I need to get 15k carats before the card dropI need 15k extra caratsYou dumbfuck retards can't even read one fucking post you animals drive me insane every day you're so stupidLove you anon, just wanted to melty a bit for fun :3
>>572547663ohwellyou know theres only one answer
>>572547660laugh and point
>>572547363wow people have been gaslighting hard that ayabe is the last good SR carddefinitely saving my gold crystals then
>>572547660nothing ever happens
Place your bets. Is Gold City actually getting buffed? Or is it just a name/description change?
>>572547660i already know my club is all good thanks to that one site but if they ban the couple hachimi users that would suck
ITS FENG SHUI
>>572547754the pasa sr we got recently is good too, SSR cards become just too good to compare
>>572547486Which club gwo
>>572547486the dynamic shifts with GL because clubs that have members with your mindset will sink in rank vs clubs that don't. MANT is the god of high rank fanruns between being TP efficient and letting every uma spam races, and then for giggles you can add an extra 100k from the glowsticks item that MANT has and GL gets no equivalent for. 1 MANT player is gonna earn triple the fans of a GL player and a lot of clubs currently at like rank 600 are gonna ascend if the players decide to stick with MANT.
So what are we doing while maint happens?
>>572546889If only I could feel their touch on even a weekly basis>>572547068It's hopeless I've been trying all sorts of different things but in the end it always comes back to this
>>572547660Not possible. Most of my club is clearly not botting and a fair portion of it isn't even logging in.
do i drop a spark on maru speed i have about 77k and 40 tickets
>>572546682Cygames wanted people to roll for the new cards instead of keeping their MANT decks alive for another 4 months.
>>572547754they'd be right to say its one of the last good SR cards, not the last.After Pasa speed SR and Seiun Sky wit SR the actual value of SR cards become really sporadicAston Machan SR speed is amazing, for example, but by that point there are just so many speed SSRs you'd wanna run instead that its basically moot
I'm going to miss MANT
>>572544389Im not gonna make it bros
>9 hours maintenancePrevious updates never been this long, they better put some good shit in there
>>572546650You guys have relationships?
>>572547787anon, all you have to do is view jp gametora. It just turns her half-assed accel that required luck to work into a viable velocity skill like golshis
>>572547873mambro...
these changes feel so nothing why is the maint so long
>>572547861catching up in another game
>>572548045not me
>>572547830Ok, I’m horny again
Surely we're getting Auto right?
>>572547861erp. or talking about sex with umas. or creating club drama to get mad about.personally I'm just gonna go play a different game and drawfag my heart out when I get bored of it.
>>572548023Curren rape
>>572548042the patch notes are significantly smaller than the 11/11 patch so unless the localizers just decided to give up I only expect some mechanics changed and specifically Gold City's unique to be buffed
ummm i was just about to do my dailies why are we in maintenance
>>572548042Maybe they'll sneak in all the Uma skill changes as well.
>>572547941if you're not gonna roll uma near future and have fm mlb, its a budget biko.
>>572547861anyone wanna play ball
>>572547861Playing other shit I guess
>>572546420>Virgo 2 is a dirt CM>Virgo is the first plat I got so it'll be the first of several CMs to tryhard to get a star platinumDepends on how well the summer Golshi/Mack pulls go, but 91k carats and 75+ trainee tickets, I can spark an uma banner and almost a half while saving at least 60k for Tachyon/Hello. But considering club gibs tomorrow and getting event gibs for Summer Showdown, I can probably be safe for that. Plus, she's cute and I love her song, I can't pass that up. LET'S GO, RICKEY
>he saves tickets
>>572548249i do have fm at MLB but i want to roll for zenno rob royi also want to double spark tachy banner if possible
>>572548147Watcha gonna draw?
>>572548023I won't
I liked Breeder's Cup because the Dreams really brought up the dopamine, but running 3 Sprints really hits the spot in the new scenario too.
I can't stop watching Maruzensky cooking ramen
>>572548175>so unless the localizers decided to give upthey didGold City's unique isn't even the strongest one, the same 1.5 anni patch in JP introduced this monster
Logged into the game to dailies and there's maintenance, how long is that gonna go for?
>>572548303Fuck, forgot my image. It's on discount even.
>>572547861how about a jiggie
>steam update
>>572548071I know it gets changed down the line. I just find it unlikely that Gold City is the only uma with a skill update for this patch.
this new update is looking good
>>572548515i played it once and didn't realize the whole game is just 4 mini games
>>572548361I have like 80 support tickets saved up
>>572548042they're gonna search for all botters and cheatersthe exodus is finally here
>>5725484821 hour of the estimated 9 hours has passed, so you've got a while
hope I get banned
>>572548139It would be really funny if they just added it unannounced
>>572548678I can legally flatline...
>>572548583Fuji Kiseki, Biwa Hayahide, and Base Mihono Bourbon all get extreme buffs that make them viable pace and front runner grandparents
>>572548376fanart for the videogame I am also going to be playing. so basically just fucked up aliens. MAYBE uma stuff too but I've honestly grown a bit bored of drawing anime girls.
>>572548361I used 3 tickets and got Air Shakur :)Same thing happened with Christmas Oguri
>>572548595>Hero Shooter
>>572548078an entire restructuring of the code determining affinity values for all parent umas, that is retroactive to all past parents, specifically a change that did not exist at this point originally and has to be custom ported back in the timeline of development while breaking nothing else, is not nothing.
>>572547830Still not dickpulling UNLESS someone posts Rickey cooking a ramen bowl or stirring a pot
>>572548851i mean its not THAT early
>>572548632you dont spend them the exact moment you get them so you slowly get spooked by cards and umas? i got a 6th KSB last month from a totally random ticket.
>>572548407Like actually feels fantastic.
>>572548139that's the type of change where they would give it significant fanfare as a feature in advance to hype it up and get returning players on twitter or wherever people get news. no shot we get it more than a few weeks before 3 goddesses scenario, because it's heavily themed around the 3 goddesses and spoils them, and that's still a few scenarios past GL.
>>572548851>restructuring of the codeif g1 affin + 3 else 0
>No mention of steampunk Taishin or TickezoT-They're cool too, aren't they, bwos?
>>572549003there are like 10 whole ass umas that show up in everyone elses scenario that you cannot play yet, they dont care about spoilers lol
is there any uma that wants a husband instead of a wife?
>>572548602it was a complete waste of resources, all these characters and sprites, and animations, but 4 minigames, it's a shame
>>572548537Looks like the game jumped from version 1.21.1 to 1.32.8, at least on android anywayNo idea when that version is from in JP
>>572548938I do that for trainee tickets and I've gotten Sweepy in 8 tickets and Bright/Fuji on 20 for spooks
what's the maintenance for?
>>572549157That's not how versions work..
>doing my daily late because I got too into Mewgenics>got to senior summer camp just as Meehico x Equator started >hhmmmm, how about I finish the run after the first half>hit with maintenance newsmy careers is fucking dead, isn't it?i fucking hate how the game doesn't let you access news on PC without opening the browser, fuck this fucking shit, I'm going to do a suicidal McQueen career later and nothing can't stop me, danchou if you're reading this you're a faggot and your manboobs aren't even that delicious
>>572549003>>572548139Even if you did get it early, it'd only work on URA. Ao Haru, MANT, Grand Live don't have auto.
>>572549075Tickezo wearing an outfit that shows off her tits and midriff will not change the fact that she's BORING and I don't like her. Sorry. Taishin is there I guess.
>>572549237anon youve had a week and a halfs notice
>>572548962>206 skill points from a speed trainingdo JPs really
>>572549075LOOK AT THOSE DAHBIES
>>572549058sure, if the original code could be removed with no consequences even though it was tied to systems like epithets in the ancient japanese-written gacha code.
>>572548372you might be okay w/ .5 gibs, tach will have 100 free supposedly. Idk when roy is
Umama my king...
>>572549202Sex update
someone tell me to stop rotting
>maintenanceoh fuck, how long for this? I didn't do anything yet tonight
>>572549375you should thrive
>>572549347>tachy 100 free rollsthat would be a neat change but i doubt it
>>572548696Previous life changing QoL during unity had zero announcement or documentation so here’s hoping
>>572548962>100+ speed and pow at the same time>200+ skill pointsis there even a chance to lose mandatory races in scenarios like this?
>>572549075Aren't the steampunk alts the worst in the game?
>>572549107the goddesses are much bigger lore dumps and it's more about how the mechanic only makes sense if you understand their personalities and such, because the way auto runs work is that you're assigning a goddess to do your runs for you and they have different AIs. oh yeah and they don't have AIs for a lot of older campaigns, including MANT, so no they're not porting it today.
>>572549375wagmi
>>572548361bro im gonna be so salty if no 10tick qol for 1.5. I have 120 support
>>572549375Depends, are you a fusuposter?
>>572549375the dahby waits for no one
>>572549463Depends on if you have souped up rivals like Verxina vs Gentildonna.
>>572549306I haven't played on mobile for a week and a half so I never checked the news, didn't put two and two together that the update rolls tomorrow. It's on me but it's fucking gay. LET THE NEWS APPEAR ON YOUR GODTEM GAME WITHOUT A BROWSER I HAVE OCD YOU FUCKING FAGS
>>572544184>have to skip summer sexo for cardI HATE THIS
What about fan farming though? Is MANT still the best scenario for it?
>>5725480422nd anni changes
>>572549527sometimes
>>572548696>>572549440MANT had insanely important unannounced QoL with the Friend card change which gave SSR riko like another 4 months of lifethe localizers suck at documenting changes
>>572549541sooooooo generally speaking it's not much of an issue? URA and Unity would have you lose cuz "haha fuck you :^)", at least gay ass mant lets you cope by retrying.
KIMI TO
>>572549237you are gay stfu
>>572549075sex but never heard about their kits being any good
So how much funds do you guys have saved up before GL?
>>572548520https://jiggie.fun/7VGdIHhttps://jiggie.fun/7VGdIHhttps://jiggie.fun/7VGdIH
>>572549468worse than anime mcqueen/teio? surely noti know steampunk taishin is worse than OG though except for mediums where encroaching shadow doesn't work
>>572548962More!
>>572549436it's not a change, JP got it on all career opening banners (which are usually the pal banners, so you're technically getting it for Light Hello who happens to share with tachy). Ramonu even gets 120 free pulls for the next scenario start.
>>572544184RICKEY IN 2 WEEKS
>>572549202for deez
>>572549436it should be 50 at very least
This is the L'arc patch???? huh???2.5 Anni patch????
>>572549673120k carats ESL-kun
>>572549673Just a little short of 60k (7k short)
>>572549756jesus fuck these gains
>>572549658no u
>>572549607it's by far the most TP efficient which matters in GL because GL ace/TT runs are horribly TP inefficient. If you quit out of your first GL run because it was DOA, then the 2nd GL run worked but you got 200k fans, and only have 30 TP for 1 fan run, you want it to be in MANT for sure.
Then who was the Teio that was with us last night
>>572549769update your spreadsheet
im afraid if i reply to that post my soul will be stolen by a computer demon
>>572549893oh shit were both gay
>still doesn't launch on android 17CYGAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>572549635>Friend card changewhat was that?>>572549960what changed about it, better dates estimates?
>>572544184THERE IS LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
>>572549812EVOLVEDSKILLS
>>572549790Deez.. What's a deez?
>>572550030you dont need green bond for friend cards to unlock dating
>>572550030no, 100 free pulls was a mistake, it should be 60 based on the other servers unless they change it like with riko/rice
Turns out Digitan might be literally me after all!
onignigniggieeeeonigenigenigenige
>>572550018works on my machine
Anyone got updated OP? If not I'm baking it as is but with the schedule as OP
How long until maintance is over?
>>572544184kita
>>572549643I hope Nice Nature's careers gets the rival Teio updated to "fuck you" statsfuck Nice Nature
>>572549812>content not skipping as much time as some might like, however we're skipping patches like crazy
>>5725502288 more hours
>>572549812Praying for SUPER SPEED skip
>>572550128
UMASUMI losers, see you all in HELL!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbkOZTSvrHshttps://youtu.be/fCXw-hF95SI
>>572550067NOOOOOOOO MY HOG PLANSat least she off banner spooked me and I didn't spend on her
>>572550418fuuuuck me I have to remember to pick tomorrow morning
>>572550418thx
time to take a good sleep with my dear wife(s) luna and MISTER cb
>>572550601no problem. I'll take 19 minutes off the timer just for you, 7 hours 41 minutes left.
>>572550090deeza
>>572550371cyge is basically saying "yeah we can accelerate whenever, we won't tho"
soon
>>572550560This makes her even stronger, you can stamina cheat even more with the 0.075 recovery in grand live
>>572550601I've added another 4 hours of extra maint for asking thanks again!-Cygames Intern horsemeat
I expect 500 apolocarats at thE VERY LEAST
>>572550830You'll find 500ml of semen in your mailbox
>>572549812
>super skip>reworked daily shop>home screen crane gamePlease Shiraoki
>>572549375Rot in a grave, Umama nigger.
What name will they change Grand Live to? Ao Haru made sense but MANT was already in english
>>572538304>>572539939>>572538838>>572540178>early MANT relief
>>572550883if super skip is added tomorrow morning i WILL buy the 3 anni carat packs
Finally got a Kitasan. Thank you monthly SSR ticket.
>>572549812What patch were we on before the maint again?
>>572550948IM@S LiveLove LiveYuri Live
>>572549812Didn't people already speculate based on the wording that it was the 2.5 anni patch?
what if you can assimilate card golds into the trainees of the cardno reason trainees should be fucked if their card is good
>>572550948big sing
>>572550867No one can cum that much.
How long is the maintenance?
>>572550948Large Concert
CYGAMES GIVE US SUPER SKIP AND MY SOUL IS YOURS
>>572550948allegedly grand concert off song album names when they uploaded shit to the iTunes store
>>572550948Isn't it great that they added a Falco banner so people have no other choice but to roll in the scenario tax? Cygenerous I say
>Healing a negative condition through the Infirmary is no longer RNG-basedWould be goated
>>572551105your hachimi?
>>572550948Grand Concert
>>572551127>>572551127>>572551127
>>572550927meds NOW
>>572550948Concerto Bigly
>>572550994like 1.12 or some shit
>>572551074not all at once
>>572550948Big Show
>>572550948Great Songlike the chinese dynasty
>>572550883>home screen crane gameis that just for practice or what
>>572551074its a group project, just for you
>>5725509941.22.1 on my machine
>>572550948Make A New Track is borderline Engrish
>>572551216No, it's for collection.
I didn't realize you could unlock trainees with stars I thought you could only uncap them, I never paid attention to the text
>>572550948MANT was not English, it was Engrish. Literally nobody would say "make a new track". Grand Live will probably be Grand Concert but it's possible they keep it Grand Live.
>>572551147press the thingy on'em
>>572550948Gigantic Musication - Wahey!!
If it actually IS the 2.5 anni patch qol, what new shit does that imply other than evolved moves?
>>572551341They localise pretty much everything I think this "Aim for the Stars" event already had an English name, and they changed that as well
