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>>572728870sexs desuwa
schedule as text is pointlessall information for the schedule can just be from a linked tweet
ryan LOVE
Even with the NuUnity I can't make this damn cunt work. Yes I'm awful, but holy shit I can't make LONG uma work for the life of me.
free my nigga daring tact
brick-182 has two spots for anons who want a chill and comfy A+ club 25mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/ club ID: 835612678
>NOOOOOOO TRAINER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME!! NOT THAT WHORE OF ARDAN!!
>>572728870Join Haythere.Our club is still looking for new people, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>572729062Post cards
wahey
mackween thread
Digitan LOVE
>>572728870
>>572729073any hung trainers?
>>572728870Please re-add uma.guide
>>572729162sexsex with hagshag sex
>>572729151yay makween
>>572728782my brother tissues are not expensive do not damage sensitive electronics with nuhh
>>572729120Explain your club lore before i decide to apply. What's with the Rudolfposting?
>>572729254Agreed but I only want to have sex with 4 of the umas in that image
sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi
who actually reads OPs
the YAAAAAAAAAASuda kinen! slay mcqueen!
I don't want to have sex with SiriusI want Sirius to have sex with methere's a difference
>>572729416the people who post questions sure don't
>>572729394Your loss.
>>572729416me
nobody slurps like this
I look like that
>>572729494Woof woof bark awoo
It's over, bros.No more mutating for long or mile aptitudes just to run your oshiNo more restarting the run because RNG was so dogshit you couldn't get above 200 speed before junior races.No more having to dread losing clocks on the bazillion mile races to Seeking the Pearl or Flower or VodkaNo more getting past the Derby only to realize you don't have any healing items for summerNo more getting to summer and realizing you weren't given any anklets or you only have 40% megaphonesNo more HOUR LONG RUNS ONLY TO RECEIVE 1* GUTS
>Purple bomb on Witnoooo>i had 0 energyoh okay
>>572729416I read OP's for all generals that I like
I pray this artist never stops making yandere-adjacent uma art.
>>572729640>Purple bomb on Wit>nooooretard
>>572729592I slurp cock like that
I'm hungry. Can someone make some food?
>>572729592Downloading JP so I can rip this audio right now
>>572729736
>>572729127the run fucked me over hard towards the end>2nd last unity match, couldn't get more than 2/5 wins consistently>lost random stuff early on cuz nothing good was ever on speedas said I'm bad at the game and I know it but man LONG uma esp are just assholes and I hate them. let me train spe/pow/wit exclusively instead
>>572729357I do have tissues, I'm talking about the very few off times where I squirted my laptop because I didn't expect to become a hose suddenly. That usually only happens when I stand up and have been at it for at least 40 minutes of prep. If it happened around 6 times out of 100 faps, would you consider it common? Usually it just dribbles down the shaft when I lie down
>>572729592Fuck Im hungry for ramen now, I have cup noodles but it expired 1 1/2 years ago, should I still have some?
Spark reroll isn't good for my TP refills... No one unironically DOESN'T spark use reroll every time they finish a career now right? It's practically a must do even just as a curiosity see what an alternate timeline gives you
>>572729736>already broke probation
is this how a good run looks likeduring unity 10 blues meant you played it well and got the gold skillalso, are you guys concerned with stamina for the next cm, it's sprint but your umas are nyoooming harder than usual
What did you slurp today?
>>572729907It's dehydrated wheat what do you think it has botulism or something?
>>57272982830% stam growth uma and you're still using 2 stam cards? That rice should be another wit cardBut also sounds like a low roll. Aoharu is a lot less consistent than mant remember
>>572729828cafe does not need more than supah creek to hit stam reqs. slot in another speed card and some power sparks and you should be golden. You are closer to sucess than some other anons ive seen share builds
>>572729828>2nd last unity match, couldn't get more than 2/5 wins consistentlyfocus blurbs and purbls, that's the name of the mode, then you won't get gunked in unity cup matches and thats how you get statsget riko
heh
>>572729976As you can see, I could barely max stam as is. I know that one should be able to do it with just creek, however my luck was beyond trash that run.>>572730021>You are closer to sucess than some other anons ive seen share buildsI'm convinced the only reason that's the case is because of NuUnity, otherwise it would be my usual A+ shit run, even in MANT.
>>572729592What a fucking glekker
>another Helios faggot threadIt's so tiring
we get sexshi and mcsex today right?
I'm actually having fun with this game again. Seeing purple bombs pop is pure dopamine.
>>572730247yeppers
>another imageless post crying like a LITTLE PUSSY ASS BITCH About shit no one cares aboutit's all so tiresome
>>572729828Ideally you would want to swap Rice for Neicha. If you don't have her, swap Creek for Riko and borrow herAnd power sparks
what do you think cygames was thinking when they killed their game fourth time in a row with MANTblazer
/Uma/club are still 29/30, who is getting poached next
They changed the animation
When are we getting updated MANT?
CM16489504204895042048950420Even with all these free UG ranks, an uma with less than 20 skills feels like shit for sprint.
>>572729852nigga i am not a doctor nor qualified to answer that. just be careful where you point that thing i guess
>>572730376they are targeting buttsweat
>>572730376Nobody, it's Umama's spot
suddenly unable to open game on PC....>>572729592Yukiyo sex noise. Someone pls marry the almost double christmas cake.
>>572730446Yesterday
negrochacho...
>>572730375The first time? Fully on them for daring to experiment in such terrible fashion.The second and third time? Literally not their fault as Korea and China has full control over how they deploy things.The fourth time? Japan simply doesn't give a shit, so they did everything just like they did back in Japan time.
>>572730454anyone got an easy to follow step-by-step guide on how I can marry Fine Motion?
>>572729151NiceI wish I was McQueen and had a thick 8in long trainer cock slapping my face and sliding down my throat on this hot sunny day
sex with cosplayers
>>572730510Sweepy is blocked you have to turn it off
Tachyon LOVE
>>572730552I could provide that as long as I can slide McQueen's panties off and fuck her after
I'm actually hating this game again. Seeing purple bombs pop is pure cortisol.
>>572730358>swap Creek for Riko + power sparksSounds like a plan, but my luck it will still be shiiiiiiit yes I hate long that much pls understand. Thanks for the advice tho, very much appreciate it, believe me.
>>572730560everyone says this
tfw my cock is too small to erp with the agp posters.....
>>572730663>cortisolTAKE ME BACK BACK HOME
>>572730701So with you?
>>572730247We get Sex Festa
NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH RICEEEE
>>572730634Ok but only one shot inside..
Parent runs benefit from running G2s? Dont those not matter anymore or soon wont matter?
we could have had this kino 3 months earlier....
>>572730706no one is too small for curren chang
>>572730706Take a cold shower before posting
>>572730789Well, more skill points.
Sprint CM is fucking dogshit and its just Taiki jerkoff
how do you get sufficient guts in unity cup for this CM
>>572730758>only oneAnd rest where? Down her throat?
Any front bros having luck in rooms or are we doomed to job this CM?
I want Taiki to jerk me off
>>572730749you can admire me from a distance>>572730951they're fine
>>572730859hunger is the ultimate spice
>>572730901This track does not have a guts thresholdJust have enough to not have wimpy duels
>>572730454Results.Let's again410537624105376241053762
>>572730989Why from the distance
I miss easy Fast Learner from MANTBlazer...
>>572730578I don't run sweepy, or rather I can't even run it. Haven even dl the new umaviewer yet.Now can't login to steam launcher but fine on browser...
>>572729592They slurp on my penis like that.
feeling kinda meek today
>>572731092I do not miss Fast Learner slop.
taiki jerkoff....
Any MANTchads feeling overwhelmed seeing shitters and casuals able to print their own UGs effortlessly now? We can't weaponize our autism anymore...
Ever fail a 1% with a rainbow and two blue bubbles on the last turn of a runI can't even ragequit
I'm gonna run triple front and hope that I get other fronts in lobby to cuck Pace Chudders from their sweet spots.
>>572728870TamaLove is recruiting! Come enjoy a MANT-less Umamusume again!The club's only rule is no flatlining.Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
I'm mooootating... I can't stop!
>>572729972hmm... nyes!
>>5727305431. become her trainer2. come up with a good training regimen so she can win races, drop some smooth lines to encourage her when she's feeling down, treat her nicely3. ???4. Profit
>>572730943Anywhere but inside, throat preferred
So turbo sprint is usable now?
>>572731295Ok sure>perfect procs nsm and neck and necknothing personnel
>>572731174nah MANT getting kneecapped was a net positive for the game
>>572731152no but seriously what is this run
>>572731409Safe days should be fine though.
>>572731325>ult needs 1st-2nd to fire>pace inherits need 3rd-4th to fireI don't understand
>>572729373Haythere is a pun, Rudolf likes puns. It's that simple.
>>572731325It's not really mutation if you get to A aptitude bringing sparks you would've brought anyway.
>>572731024>8 pacersWhat happened to oshi gaming? What happened to style maining?
>Hestia, goddess of family and home>team of mom and daughter acesThat's actually really fucking cute.
>E aptitude is mutatingF or lower, pal
>>572731174welcome to the real uma musume game experience, where any casual player with a pull plan can and will beat you faggot
Flower... Your speed...
>>572731541Its super cute yeah
Hey! Are you Clubless in Seattle? /Uma/ Club is looking for one (uno!) cool torena to join!Good club! Strong club! Cute club!Based on the # hit musical "Ichiban! My school, My Horse and I" /Uma/ Club: the club: the movie is sure to put some pep in your step this summer season!~reply to apply!
>>572729592there's this ramen place near me with actual japanese people working there and you can tell when the local/visiting japs come by for a bite because they loudly slurp that shit down silly style but you're right it's not quite like that
>>572731525Oshi players are pace chasers main
>>572731525my oshi changes every cm haha
>>572731591More liek Nishino POWER
>>572731472No! Only one shot inside during safe days
>>572731024Results, one last race.996520569965205699652056>>572731525wdym gwo, pace is the most oshigamer style chad type there is, if you are a pace chaser player you're god's chosen umatorena
>>572731156>>572731309>>572731476Posted in the old thread Sho/Retard Cup
>>572731670We'll see what I would decide... throat will do for now
>>572729762what do you want to eat?
>>572731525i'm fielding Bono wdym
>>572731174I didn't hate MANT as much as other people did mostly because 5 double circles and losing the last race got old real fast and MANT was fairly consistent compared to what we had before.
I don't see the point of throatshotsthe taste buds are on my tongue
>>572731680I can almost kinda sorta MAYBE make out what I assume could be a letter of that Curren's NAME you vile DOXXER
I deserve to win more than you do because I spent more money
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>572731885this but unironically
Do our /uma/ AGP posters see other AGP's as competition
>>572730552YWNBMQ
>>572731848*sprays you with the squirtbottle* stop hornyposting
>>572731935No I'm a trans-inclusive mtf lesbian.
>>572731525i AM a pacechud tho. Can a fellow pace enjoyer share his pull plan?
How are you chuddies getting Ug suddenly? I could do it in mant but not in unity...
Can your new unity support umas beat your old unity aces
>>572731323tamamo RAPE
>>572730552mcqueen should've gotten a micro bikini outfit
>>572731680Results. >nose, noseWhat a close win, thanks for joining.
>>572732182>perfect unrestrained proc>still losethe lowered speed from being a runaway is really showingthis one has capped speed AND firm course too, not to mention sprint s
CURREN BROKE MY UG VIRGINITY
>>572732276Did you enjoy?
>>572732107Literally my first run in new URA was UG5it's a sprint CM bro, don't think too hard just bring a speed growth uma and keep pressing wit
>>572732107just pop the fucking bubbles bro, it's not rocket surgery
>>572731525My oshi is a stamina-focused late, bwo. How am I supposed to use her this cm?
Kingu took my first time!
35 races is fine right...
Is it ok if I don't have 1200 power?
>>572732269maybe you should use 2 runawaythey won't die because of the length and they will duel each other to the goal
>>572731456this was certainly, A run.
>>572732380I look like this after my glowup>>572732437nyo
Mackie LOVE
Not gonna lie, I'm enjoying this scoreslop deck quite a lot.
Boy butt
>>572732523Yeah looking like that for me
I thought you would stop being so gay now that MANT is dead
Tell me about shatterproof, why do anons run the laisu wit card
>>572732269V did you lose or win?
>>572732437You need 1200+ power because of the new mechanic, 1161 power and firm conditions does the trick
>>572732583sparks?
>>572732583>nearly 1800 witokay makes sense with 6 wit>THOSE POWER AND SPEED STATSFUCKING HOW!?
>>572732620It's meta for Teio
I wonder if it will be fun making a dominator with SGolshi inherit for this CM
>maruzensky gets a summer alt AND a support card in 2 separate summer eventsgweh?! does this mean there's still hope for the wedding support girls...
>>572732613Danchou banned them from using the Uma&Co discord for ERPing so they're back here
>>572732613The only way to get rid of them is for a maido to clean them up, but of course, that will never happen
>>572732453
>>572732696unity cup and popping balloons
>>572732736That's illegal
>>572732583wtf
>>572732650>>57273269618 power and shitton of ura sparks, that Rudolf has ura 8*.
>>572732613The problem was never with MANT
>>572732778some of you freaks will forever be beyond my understanding of the game, which is very little and terrible
>>572732620When there are 8 Paces in a lobby and you need 3 or 4 wit cards, it can be a viable option
Ayabe feet in my face
>>572731525I love pace chasers.
post something cute
>>572730709>it's been 4 months since the Cortisol memeWhat the
>>572732743>That Vodka altHoly shit bros, how have I not seen this beforethis is even worse than her christmas altI can't stop laughing over here
Is Dacchis still recruiting? Asking for myself...
>get UG stats>oh anon you really needed more skills you shoulda done more races>do extra races>oh anon your run wasnt very good you NEED UG speed and power
>>572733014
>>572733064stop it I hate passage of time
>>572732584I want to impregnate this boy
>>572733076DONT SHAY THAT!!!
>end closer most hype running type in the game>every single one is some degree of “severe mental issues”
>>572733076I wish I was Daiwa Scarlet and have trainer face fuck me like a mad man while using my twintails as handlebars
>>572733181
where did my chevrons go
>>572733181what is cbs mental issueI like her and ayabe
>>572732736nuking people with all seeing eyes would be funny
>>572733251YWNBDS
>>572733181>most hype running styleSir, that's late surgers
>>572733251only if you're also a tsundere so I can correct you
>>572732994
I appear to have contracted diabetes
Dacchis has one free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil(more or less).We have friendly ojisans trading shoes and lusting after fillies.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>572733319*crickets*
>>572733181This is actually why i ended up being an end closer main
>>572733424>>572733083
>>572733271Maya is a front runner
>>572733284race, there is a mile race on that turn
>>572733181tama isn't mentally ill she's just poor and osakan
It's kinda funny to think that the whole Sweepy/bot fiasco is because of sweepydev being memed by one guy that made a fake suspension image when ADB is still perfectly fine
hooves...
Would you press
>>572733613>51spidk buddy you tell me
>>572733607belong in my face and mouth and dick
>>572733613why wouldn't you, are you retarded?>>572733652hi x2>>572733673I see it...
uma feet would not be soft and lickable. they would probably be calloused as hell and taste like sandpaper.
>>572733673
>>572733607Liliac on my face while she tries to be the straight man!
>>572733732The urge to slutpost really gets you
Anons, anyone bored enough to help me pick skills? I'm not sure what's better...
Remember to start saving up clocks, MANT may be over but we will need them in the future.
>>572733732hello x2
>>572733732>why wouldn't you, are you retarded?i dont want ignite wit and i'm saving poiples for low energy or power training?
https://poal.me/539dq8https://poal.me/539dq8https://poal.me/539dq8
>>572733932aoharu junior/classic year is the best banger so far
>>572733932
>>572733857>https://poal.me/539dq8simply buy all the gold skillsthem ignited pwrthen triumpulsethen thh
>>572733857how many skill points you have gwocho?burning spirit goldit's onspeed starturbo springprof of curvaturebeeline burstif you still have points afternimble navigatorTHHsprint straightspace cornersif you still have skill points afterno stopping me!ignited pwrmeticulous measurescountermeasure
>>572734026update your windows nigga
>>572733932https://youtu.be/Vu1AbuyfInE?si=f8B0y2N4w0ZUSYVwclears all of MANT by itself
>>572733732sex with you
>>572734138Windows 11 is fucking terrible
>>572733857>>572734054>>572734102Shit I forgot, 2495 SP
>>572734150>training OST
>>572734138No.
>>572733932I was listening to this while doing my unity runhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shgodQ51jes
Throne borrowersHas it been fixed to work in Unity yet?
>>572733885How many more?
>>572734316lmao
>>572733854n-no it doesn't..>>572733887how are you liking the update>>572733906dumbass>>572733932mant has the best tracks overallunity is listenableura drives me insane
>>572733424Pls and thank youCaptcha is so ass611396068033
>>572734226Reading isn't exactly my strong suit
>>572734316this dude still thinks throne is usable, card died in less than 3 days
ButtSweat's recruiting one sniffer!We are a B+ casual /uma/ club, a career every three days or so is fine. Just play the game now and then and it's all good. Will be a lot easier to stay motivated now too with the changes, thank God.We have people who know what they're doing and are happy to help in club chat! We also have the usual complaining about RNG or missing chain events or whatever, if that's more your thing.Respond with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
so are you supposed to actually run optional races in unity cup or not?
>>572734428Yes it does, slut
>>572734102Should I double circle the whites? or move to other skills first?
>>572734387>>572734476Thank you for your contributionYou are very useful
>>572734316It's bugged in unity?
>>572733932I prefer this a little morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVCk_Xk3nh4
>>572734428>ura drives me insaneSHIT taste.https://youtu.be/aqpdkjC0VBg?si=jdyDx8G5Tj82GL0u
>>572734497A few G1s yeahNot too many so that you arent popping bubblesBut enough for extra skill points>>572734536double circling is less efficient than getting a new skill yeah
>>572734316It worked fine on my machine the few times I tried it out, what exactly is wrong with it?
>>572734194>>572734138fuck updating windows, use linux
>>572734536Move to other skills, sprint is all about keeping the paceup.You maybe want triumphant pulse and firm conditions too, up to you.
>>572734560>>572734664CorrectIt cannot proc Passion randomly, and its duration of the guaranteed Passions gets eaten by Unity Races
>>572734554any time gwo
>>572734428Really liking it so far, unity feels very fresh after playing all these months of MANT...And even the parent/fan runs always end up with some big scores so the sparks are usually pretty decentHow about you?
>>572730446we got it yesterday1700 stam is a dev joke the scenario was essentially abandoned
>>572734684Shakur would call it GNU/Linux.
>>572734497only if there are no rainbows and no bubbles and the turn happens to be in a G1so basically never
>>572734751>dev jokeretard
>>572734484>not Spe-assYou almost had me, but now I'm not interested.
>>572734684you can't play uma on linux without emulating windows
>>572734484hey sorry about the transferee not joining you. I re-added and told them about the transfer but they insisted they can do it (meaning hit the minimum fan req). I don't feel like they're being straightforward so I have sent them back your way. Apologies.
aren't you two fags in a club together nowyou don't need to use this thread as your personal discord
>>572734684sometimes doto asks shakur to draw her a circle in linux only so she's stumped for the rest of the day
>>572734876All good. Thanks for the heads up. The invite is still there for them.
I don't have a FUCKING 9* speed parent
>>572734926Aren't you already a manWhy do you need to take hormones to be something else
>>572734702You wanna use the MANT card so much go play MANT
>>572734998and you wont need one till like UAF
i have not seen the final chain of finemo for 5 runs and i have 2/3 "passable" aces already what the fuck
>>572734684>linuxSISSYno
>>572734840Anon pls...
>>572734998what are you waiting forwe just got spark reroll
>>572734637ok now listen to year 1>>572734267already miss thisgonna find it on spotify if it's there so I can have it on standby>>572734723like it lots tooand legit, a whole ass list of whites with a decent chance at a good bluemost trainings are dopamine filled too which is nicewaiting to use my borrows until smaru comes out later today...
>>572734926>twohe doesn't know
The so called ruler of Japan
I used GIMP once and it was awful
>>572735065It would be the most efficient possible card to borrow if it worked correctly and would help a lot of people with both terrible decks and good decksStop being dumb
what is better anons? meticulous measures or countermeasure? do any of them have less rng than the other?
>>572735224Reply slut
>>572735420It was already shit for MANT Sprints and it's even more shit now that we're in Aoharu again. Borrow Bakushin like a normal person
leaving this here for my fellow mutators this cm
>>572735224>and legit, a whole ass list of whites with a decent chance at a good blueI know right? Got this SMaru yesterday after a fan run and the whites are really good, missing GW though (I also don't play front runners but let's not mention that)
>>572734030
>>572735621yumyumyum
>>572735576I will not be entertaining you on thisGo watch a YouTube video or something if you're bored
digitan's 2nd alt soon...
>>572735609>suzuka needs 7 sparksAh well might aswell go for 9 sprint 9 turf
sorry I haven't been flirting with people in the thread I've been busy making parents and having fun with the game again. I'll go back to it when I'm out of borrows.
>>572734840Special ass?
>>572735343weakling
>>572735550
Why are these dum dums here
>>572735343I like it. Used it for typsetting manga and still sometimes for making memes etc
>>572735710Of course the retard that likes Throne recommends Youtube. Use your brain instead of watching sloptubers bwo.
dude you NEED this card that gives you a tiny bit more speed and wit and nothing else in a scenario where you do nothing but click speed and wit
>>572731323could you save me a spot until my cooldown runs out tomorrow please
>>572735812SEX WITH ALICE
Rickey!
Man, I wish ebora would draw more Uma stuff
>>572735793Now that's the good stuff
uh oh throne defenders getting uppity
Mexicans apparently have long tacos called a machete
i miss radiant star
>>572736156Peak
>>572736176I know this is an onion but this straight up looks like larvae
4 hours until fronts are finally entertaining to build
>>572736260Teio is so cute
>>572736254that doesn't look like the stuff that comes out of volcano tho
>>572735978ID?
Reverse genohara your trainees
>>572736254it reminded me of the anon that shows up here during Teio hours
>first time story career runSpechud is for me
>>572736260i bounce like this
>>572736296I was gonna do my borrows when it hits but I got in a bad mood so I will sleep and find a maru speed borrow later
/uma/ but it's set in a fantasy world where every club is a faction/kingdom where said club members go out to slay monsters and explore to bring back loot (fans, cm plats) also filled with politics and interactions between them all to ensure a safe and peaceful country (thread) that also sometimes work together to stave off other threats (vm/a)
WAIT IS TEIO GOOD NOWDOES SHE USE HER UNIQUE
>>572736425yeah on my cock
>>572736260Soon us teiobros will eat good... cygays will add evo skills anytime now...
>>572736336She'll be even cuter when she grows up!
>>572736296what if you have to spark for 1 copy and can't even use it at LB1 until the 1.5 selector
>>572736475Did you get dropped on your head as a baby? Genuine question
Teio is still shit
>>572736475Log Horizon was boring
>>572731525My oshi is a pace and I'm bringing her again like I do every CM, though sometimes I mutate her into a Late to suit the track better or in a rare exception do Front XBiwa like in Gemini 2. Also I'm bringing Ticket and mutating her into a Pace this time because I can and potentially turning Taishin into a LateYou're one of those front-only players aren't you
>>572734980i think it's a certain 'sweet little nonny's' altquite humorous.but, if genuine, I think they should absolutely take it easy in your club, even if they want to grind away, and decide on making s-rank fans and minimums next month after settling in. it won't hurt them and if they still feel super excited about a higher rank they can apply next month.here's hoping they dont cause you any trouble if they do accept your invite, but if you have your own doubts or don't want to risk it being an alt, please forget all about their spot and cancel it.last thing i want to do is cause you trouble as I suggested your club because you guys seem funny & chill for a returning player to ease in, not a place for mass havoc
>>572734659>>572734694Sorry to bother again anons, but with 343 SP left:No stopping me: 135 SP (already got nimble nav)Triumphant pulse: 160 SPFirm cond: 54 SPCounter measure: 112 SPMeticulous measures: 126 SPthe rest is already picked in the order you recommended.what would you do? I picked everything else you recommended already, but I myself am a witlet, I am lost with sprint so I cant pick, though I will use this one as reference for my other sprint umas, I'm learning a lot.
>>572736563just borrow it?
>>572736260Post the horse version
>>572736769
>>572736156Holy thighs
>>572736602don't lie it's a cool concept
>>572736713NSM and pulse
>>572736195Absolutely no one says this
Just one more month…
>>572736713Firm Conditions is nice if it puts you over 1200 power, I'd grab Triumphant Pulse and Meticulous Measures to complete it if you do, otherwise go with Pulse/NSM
>>572736681mass havoc is what i call mcqueen
quick mode is too quick now. I can't even see what I got from the fuckin raffle
we bounce like this
>>572736662>Log Horizon was boringwhat the HELL
>>572736974Cant wait
>>572736713TPulse, Firm conditions, counter measure. Meticulous Measures looks good in the umalator but its RNG (look where it activates). NSM is okay but Nimble Nav is good enough, the ROI isnt worth it IMO versus +40 power and T Pulse
>>572736662>zoomers be like:
>>572736974I don't have enough carats to pull her and the tachyon card...
>>572736367i'm a mystery dacchi but i'll have /uma/ on my comment when i apply tomorrow
wait yall niggas are getting fucking NSM on SPRINTS????
Sex with German Cake.
>>572737012that mcqueen pic you post to recruit is dangerous.make ME want to drop it all & join
>my trainee stole my ties
>>572737168Did you already get replaced by Flippy the burger flipping robot?
>>572737219i have nothing else to buy, too much SP
>>572737294I don't spend money on gacha games
>>572737219Its pretty mediocre on this track, can activate way too late
>>572736260beeg stepper
>>572737361underground methods
>>572737219We are on Unity and that means I buy ITS ON plus NSM and that's the bottom line because I SAID SO
I found this vid shadai made in 2005. In glorious 360p with spe, grass, pokke, tachyon etc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip0ADwOOa5s
>>572737219i have nothing else to buy
>>572736681>failed infiltrationamateurs...
>>572737067>>572736975>>572736884Thank you anons, so triumphant pulse is just that good even in sprint, given Its a nishino flower with her unique and other 3 accels already and she has 1260 power, I wont say no to reach 1300 with firm conditions, countermeasures and nimble nav on top of spirit pw and taiki unique and turbo sprint already feel like an overkill but I have no idea how sprints work so I guess this is the optimal way to go about it, thanks a lot!
>>572737195Understood, you can also follow the danchou of the club if you don't want to post ID in the thread
>>572737643Pulse is always good for anyone but fronts in any track, because it's simply peak.
>>572736681>steal top earners from uma clubs>then dump unwanted refugees on them
>>5727366621st season was greatanything after that was kinda boring because there were too many meetings>t. 32 year old who watched log horizon with /a/ when it was releasing and I went to a MAN WITH A MISSION CONCERT
Actually, i forgot how boring Unity was. Can i still do my ace runs in MANT instead?
>>572737571>>572737903
gamblemaxxershow are we feeling
>>572738091i'm all in
>>572738091i'm ready to borrow Festa wit to gamblemaxx
>Get amazing stats and skills>No sprint nor turf Sit´s a sprint right anons... i-it's not that important right?
>>572736156Didn't he get caught tracing over A.I? I seem to recall some chatter about that
>>572738197it's half a length each bwo....
>unityfags had to buy NSM because they have no skills to buy>mantchads swimming in useful sprint skill hints from racingIs this true
>>572737219It's cheap and when you're running 3 Pace chasers it works on at least one of them often enough
>>572738319get better parents
>>572738319>>mantchads swimming in useful sprint skill hints from racingtry that and let me know how it works
>>572738319this implies MANTchuds do careers which is patently untrue
>Get jump scared by our OLD leader returning for the 3rd or 4th fucking time>Proceeds to murder all the flatliner and other retardsHoly fucking shit let's go WE'RE SO BACK!
>>572738319mantbros have less stats more good skillsunitybros has less good skills and more stats
>>572738236never heard about it, I doubt it desu since you can see his sketch to full image process on his discord
P-please join us. I'm not the danchou, we just need two more...We kicked the AFK's...Just log in every 3 days...That's all...
>>572735806green is my pepper
Should I? Or is it useless on a late surger
>>572738421I love my mom though
bakushin front or pace for CM16?
>>572738540/v/ please go and stay gowe have our own trainer shortages here
>>572738478>names
>>572738319Mantchads are about to demolish sprint cm with the 20% discounted Stop Right There they got from the 2 sprint races that didn't give style hints or stats
>>572738319Nothere are barely any sprint races and too many sprint skillsyou will never get sprint corners you will just get Huge Lead over and over and over again
>>572738319in the time that you did 1 MANT run i high rolled 4 unity runs
Holy... all that for fucking 59 base wit
>>572738319I honestly don't think I get more skills in mant, not useful ones at least.
>>572738632I believe that...with the power of Unity...we can all fill the clubs and reach S!
>>572738540Crawl back to your containment /v/ermin
>>572738651The kicked deserve no rights.
>>572738483Ah I guess that one guy was full of shit. I'll have to let him know
>>572738651You're welcome don't let them in your club
>>572738683source?
>>572738753They ban uma threads instantly on /v/, but leave other gacha games like bl*e arch*ve up 24/7...We have nowhere to go, I'm sorry...I'll stay humble...Please, forgive...
>>572737571In my time, spies had to have a good resume before applying so danchous were tempted to have you in...t. spy
>>572738742>reach SYes of course, please inform your anons we have a spot in our S club.
>>572738927Your colony on /vm/?
>>572738691it's great pace, speed caps from here easy
>>572738478I don't know what's worse, letting the WEAK ASS leader returning for the 4th time and take the throne just like that or the flatliners
>>572735609How do i get NY Haru ready for Virgo Cup..
>>572738478club?
>>572739017No sane mortal treads there
Would you a Dober /uma/?
>>572738478come back....
>>572738478Seems like recruiting clubs will fill their spots now
>>572735609I wanted to mutate Suzuka but I don't see any winning results from here yet
haa haa SEX with makween haa haa
>>572738982I will rape this spy
>>572738734you are missing 8-9 useful white skills that you could have gotten in mant
>>572738540im in a club already but i hope you fill your slots bwothread superiority autism is dumb and gay (derogatory)
>>572738982post ze discord screencaps
>>572739193Nah, she's cute tho
>>572739193You wouldn't??
>>572739193yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Alright I'm bored of Unity now, any cuties around here?
>>572738540>A rankbwo...
>>572738478Oh, that's us
>>572739209>saying this in the middle of quota argument #200He hates you guys and you still can't figure out why
>>572738982post spreadsheet
>>572739098you are gonna need really good luck with inspos. Lates have to cope with hitting the pump into redshift into flower ult combo and even then you are probably getting passed by a taiki or oguri. buffed on your left is helpful at least.
>>572739209It's been 72 years...
two double circle greens is the same as S right? this is my final cope
>>572739193I would rather Ramonu while Dober watches and takes notes for her doujin
ryans so cute...
>>572739396ThanksWe just want some decent casual players>>572739573It's a very casual club!
>>572739817I miss the Ardan AGP cutie
>>572739038The last 1-2 leader have done jack and fucking shit, letting cringe fester. The old guy come back and first thing kills said cringe. Long live the king and all that.>>572739643You couldn't tell by the F? Silly fake club member you
>>572739393yeah? you mean I would have got sprint corners, uma stan, pace straights, intimidate and other 4 skills one each in every sprint rival race?
Are you telling me that before this patch, in UC and URA, anything over 1200 had 1/8 effectiveness?
>>572739817Nobody says this.
>>572739759what club is that
whats the average raring i should get out of unity? currently ss/ss+
>>572739745Why are some anons so sadistic? Dober doesn't deserve this.
>made racing spirit stam greatgrandparents>doesn't fire even once in 3 grandparent unity runsI-I love looping without a guaranteed way to get the skill
RYAN IS CUTE!
>>572739817She is the best!
>>572740129Unity is pretty much either you high roll a great rating (SS+ to UG5 I'd say) or it goes bumfuck nowhere and you're like S+ to SS
>>572740129should be making UG1 easy
Does any card give Fast Learner? At all?
>>572738982post ze playlist coward
>>572739926I prefer to presume in all club posting cases that it is not us until proven otherwise
nyeh heh hehmy minmaxed oguri for open is complete
Washington Consensus baby!
>>572740289no lol
In case you were wondering the booth is SO INSANELY BUSY
>>572739817>Team Hepatitis
>>572740324do you seriously enjoy kicking toddlers around
CM Status?It's less than 2 weeks away
>>572740324what the hell is midrace anyway
>>572739759*trades dirt sashes*
*spooks you*
>>572740475i have 3 aces ready to go
no bwead from me I got hit by the AWFUL moodneed to think of something how to fit all info in the op
>>572739193Love and cherish and grow old with? Absolutely
>>5727404751 ace ready that can maybe win1 serious ace still left to buildand finally I will work on a sprint Dober today that wont win any races but who will always be the cutest uma on the track
>>572740324>No Turf S and Sprint Syou tried I guess?>>572740475aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>572740428I'm wearing an oguri cap hat, feel free to say hi
>>572740294Know what? Very fair, especially considering how our club NEVER shows up here, either for recruiting or in general. God the management has been so fucking lax for months.
>>572740520the card is not even bad but..........will you GAMBA with 20%?
>>572740145Girls are objectively cuter when they're crying
>>572739817The cutest
>>572740657>tfw thought there was a cute short girl cosplaying an UMA>it was not a girlI was so freaked out by their voice I just spaghetti'd and did a 360 to walk awayI feel bad but like what the fuck
>>572740337>El Condor Nimitz>Grass MacArthur>Curtis LeShuttlecant even make puns with these namesnot even an Ernest Kingu Halo
>>572740428Lyanthoth, my beloved.
>>5727407670 spec prio and you dont want a wit card to be a roamer
>>572739679gweh?! but nobody's talking about quotas
>>572740428I'm the girl wearing uma ears. Feel free to hug me from behind
>omg i can make UGs now!!!!!!!>the people making UGs before are now making UFspower spiking in this game fucking sucks.
>>57274089115TE and 1SP bonus means it's a good roamer card
>>572740823dober looks good in all their outfits, but all of them dont look good in her's, much to ponder....
>>572740475I just started making my first ace
>>572740543Nobody cares helios faggot
>>572740891>you dont want a wit card to be a roamer
>>572740967I think UG5 should be the ceiling of unity before umas become rankslopped, this means a good run and fast learner.UFs are probably witslopping or gutsmaxxing.
>>572737195I sent you an invitation!
>>572741019Good luck!! Hopefully it goes well.
>>572740967rankmaxxing makes shitty acesit's piss easy to get UF now by just using six wit cards in unity
>>572740428are there lots of uma cosplayers? i saw a surprising amount at sakuracon
>>572741179Yeah, I highrolled stats and skills but no fast learner so I had to abandon some skills but I got UG3, with fast learner it would have been UG5
>>572741179>UFs are probably witsloppingIt's called "making aces for a sprint cm", anon.
>>572740967>what do you mean my brother is 3 years older when 3 years passed?? i'll never catch up to him sighh
>>572741267There's a femboy nishino flower and some more lightly cosplayed ones
>>572740779personally I prefer dober when she's happy and content and :)ing
>>572731323>>572741183OIIIIIIIIIKEEEP MY SPOT DONT HAND INVITATIONS OUT LIKE FLOWERSIAM ON COOL DOWN AIYEEEEEE
>>572741331there are no downhills on this CM, wit does nothing other than activate skills
>>572738686>MANT run takes 40-45 minutes>Aoharu run takes 25-30there's no way you can do 4 Aoharu runs in the time it takes to do 1 MANT runliar liar pants on firesitting on a telephone wire
i think mant is better, i can get quad 1200s there and actual skills. unity is for whales
>>572741179Nah I have a good UG4 highroll and don't have the best cards. I think even a good UF might be possible for whales with Fast Learner and good high rolled trainings
>>572741404retard
>>572741432MANT is about 45-50 for me, but yeah Aoharu is about 25-30II do MANT a little bit slower I think
>>572741387work on your speed training chud
>>572741484prove me wrong bet you can't
so when is grand live
>>572740876I'm partial to Grass MacWonder
>>572741404you say this and then your triple front team loses first place for no discernable reason
>>572739817where the FUCK is bright
>>572741387I think I sent you an invitation.
>>572741432my MANT runs take 90 minutes
>>572741375photos of Flower??
>>572741387sorry gwo, the fastest uma eats the carrot
>>572741265This game is out for a year in global and retards still are very impressed by bloated ranksMy aces were always a rank below the current shiny rank and I have 9 plats by now
>>572741608>triple front>on the pace CM
>>572741432He didn’t play mant after update and compares to previous length
>>572740967>can make UG's in mant>can't in unityIdk what i'm doing wrong.
>>572741179Are Stillposters cuties?
>>572741404wit always matters for positioning, it's just even more important when there are downhills
I miss when we were homophobic
>>572741538i left my club for youif you dont have a spot for me tomorrow i will rape your tamas anus and make her bleed>>572741639yeah but on cool downyour danchoi is giving away my spot lol>>572741719MY CARROT AAAAAAAAA
>>572741726May I see ehm?
>>572741761pop the bubbles nigga
>>572741794>we2016 "oldfags"?
>>572741794I miss what you and I used to have specifically
>want to play and remake my TT team>still 3 hours until speed Maru comes outgame? bad
>>572732515Are these ideal runs for anything? Who the fuck knows.Do I care? No. Was this thrilling and FUN AS hell? Abso fucking lutely.These two runs have been the most fun and the most satisfying I've felt playing in MONTHS!
>>572741768No.
white sparks get upgraded again at UE3 btw
>>572741387I lost my Dacchis spot too bwo...
>>572741821Give them your ID now then, retard, so they can send you an invite
#slaythegay
>>572741574read the OP
>>572731323good u guys are still around sry for just kinda dipping 2 months ago
>>572741794You can still call anons faggot it's okay
Tamaclub recruits are dumb as bricks...
>>572741745did it get shortened, too? that might mean I'd use it for parent farming, if it's really comparable to Aoharu
>>572741794you cannot run fronts and be het at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67h8GyNgEmA
what does "most mental health issues" top 5 look in umamusume?
>>572741889I was a different man back then
just realized we only have three weeks to enjoy this new unity before it's off to noteslop (the second worse scenario in the history of jp to this day)
>>572742080dont shay that!!
>>572742043i can’t
>>572741987What does it become next? Guaranteed all 3 star whites?
>>572741620She was late to arrive for unknown reasons and they had to take the photo without her.
>>572741794You can call people faggots still. They just like it when you do it now.
I cast death to all homosexuals oooommhhhhh die faggots die
>>572742080Bricked isn't dumb...
>>572741843but I do, still all I get is SS. Maybe the deck is wrong idk.
>>572742178We both were…
>>572742180Good, Unity is dogshit too
>>572741979>>572741179sex with Still
>>572742321Kitasan would say this
>>572741821Your middle reply is the danchou (me). There were only two real applications from what I could tell (unaffiliated/didn't join another club already), so you're probably one of them.
>>572742242high chance of 3* and basically a 1% chance of 1*
>>572742000i have the invite but i am in cool down
how is the game even working when are reaching 60k points, isn't that just stat inflation at that point https://x.com/ViewingTheMooon/status/2072674262989799779
>log in>first thing Taishin says is she thinks my kids would find me annoying when I become a dadWhat are you trying to say?
Lost this race like 6/7 careers now
Still and Stillposters are so cute...
>>572742497she wants umapyoi tonight
>>572734384Wife Tyrant
>>572742441alright then
>>572742519BAKUUUUSHIIIIINNN
>>572741659my first MANT run did, but genuinely......how? after four months of MANT? you've got to be joking
>>572742519Need to bakushin harder
>>572742497>What are you trying to say?She wants it.
>>572742493stats are worth more points at higher numbers. But SP starts weighing more and more when you get 6000,7000, even 9000 SP
>>572742493>isn't that just stat inflation at that pointWelcome to long running video games, they all will ALWAYS face this issue sooner or later.Case studies like WoW are a great example of this. avrg HP went from 5k, to 10k, to 20k, to 30-50 and beyond. Things got so bad some exp ago they had to "stat crush" the entire game, resetting the max level down to 60, yet the HP was still stupidly high.
>>572741183I see it, thank you. See you guys tomorrow.
do i take the “Nooo…” option on curren chan wit if im training a guy for sprints
>>572741387the cucked
>>572742497You know what she's saying
>>572742528Wife
>>572742692Not everyone's using hachimi bwo.
>>572742191Sorry but the new seems kinda dull and dumb
>>572741943>welfare RiceI keep seeing her in decks, how come? Is it because of her speed/wit bonus?
>>572742173Matikanefukukitaru (anxiety, hoarding, obsessive reliance on ritual)Admire Vega?? I haven't read her story but she seems really depressed or something, I dunnoMejiro McQueen (mild eating disorder)Mihono Bourbon (coping with autism)Meisho Doto (extreme insecurity)
Kinda wanna play Cyberpunk again after that anime trailer.
>>572742126nta but it would just be because of the faster skip
>>572736383genocide harassment?
>>572742871Retard problem>>572742907I only have her cuz others seem to like her, and she seems to work for me, so eh.>speed/wit bonusShe got both? Might explain some things and my recent runs.
>>572741432my MANT runs take 3 hours because its very boring and I'm doing other things while leaving the game running in the background
>>572742519it's a "scripted" loss, you have to stuff Bakushin with skills to have a consistent chance. The second time you do it, Nishino folds like a wet paper bag, but that first time? She's nigh unbeatable.
>>572742907yeah she's a worse cb but for pushing rating shes alright
>>572742974No play UMA>>572743017the "faster skip" is maybe like 10% faster on steam due to the 30fps lock
>no fast learnerFUCK
>>572742974more like cyber spunk
