UI full of sovl edition>NewsWhitemane has announced the relaunch of Frostmourne: https://frostmourne.whitemane.gg/enAscension will release Conquest of Azeroth to the public on July 3rd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIPOCauIHKwNostrum has shut down, citing a C&D from Blizzard.Blizzard, Inc. filed a RICO lawsuit against Project Ascension: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/73480810/blizzard-entertainment-inc-v-derek-s-powell/Despite the lawsuit, Dutch has added new zones to Project Ascension and is continuing the development of the server.Legion returns to Tauri on July 15.>Released ServersMaelstrom - https://maelstrom.millenium-servers.com (WotLK client, Vanilla-WotLK progressive)Gilneas - https://gilneas.whitemane.gg/en (Cataclysm)Triumvirate-WoW - https://triumvirate-wow.com (WotLK funserver)OctoWow - https://octowow.st (Turtle WoW clone, Vanilla+)Faebright - https://www.faebright.online (TBC on WotLK client, RP-PvE)Capybara - https://capycraft.io (Chinese Turtle WoW clone, Vanilla+)Vanilla+ - https://vanillaplus.org (Vanilla+, PVP)Kronos V - https://www.kronos-wow.com (1x Vanilla PVP)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (PVE, WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com (WotLK)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla+, Classless, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)>Upcoming ServersWallcraft - https://www.wallcraft.org (Vanilla+)Duskhaven - https://duskhaven.netFrostmourne - https://frostmourne.whitemane.gg/en (WotLK+)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, whisper anyone for an invite, or ask in thread.<Anime Mafia> - Maelstrom, Crossfaction<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance>Mods, Tutorials, Singleplayer, and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/StKbZ90j>Previous thread>>572658195
Official /wpsg/ tank tier list. Which one are you playing?S Tier:>Knight of Xoroth - Ironfur on a Plate class that also gets damage reduction and magic resist per Imp summoned and can heal itself. Just blatantly broken, S-tier main tank.>Templar - Brewmaster Stagger on a Ret Paladin with raidwide Kings and attack power/healing buffs. The wet dream of any Deus Vult larper. A Tier:>Primalist - just shits out high auto attack damage, big damage reduction, fast as hell and is perma immune to stuns and roots. >Sun Cleric - Shadowlands-era Prot Pally, AKA broken as fuck healing that can outheal actual healers. Also has Kings and other good buffs.>Felsworn- 20% raid attack haste and 5% raid crit with Titan's Grip and Demon Hunter mobility. squishy. B Tier:>Witch Hunter - giga lifesteal and magic resistance, very selfish though>Cultist - plate armor and huge shields. that's about it though. >Reaper - jack-of-all-trades that's pretty solid in any situation. >Venomancer - just a Bear Druid that's more complicated to play and has more healing, nothing super special>Bloodmage - super squishy dodge tank, very fast with lots of lifesteal and damage though. C Tier:>Starcaller - very vulnerable without CDs up and it has almost no heals, it scales like crazy with gear though so maybe its better at 60>Guardian - Prot Pally with no healing and an Energy system for some godforsaken reason. Only used to cheese people in PvP with massive CC and burst damage.
I don't fucking miss hit rating I tell you WHAT
w for worgen
How can I play a worgen on Ascension?
>>572745052>Official /wpsg/ tank tier list.Based on what?
Question for Ascension CoA: What class is most like Strider from Lord of the Rings? Like a Ranger archetypeI've only enjoyed Hunter and Warrior in Vanilla WoW
>>572745147You have to play bloodmage tank
>>572745009Ranger was basically made for you.
>>572745195maybe the class called ranger
>>572745195there is literally a melee ranger class or i think witch hunter has some melee spec
>>572745216Is that a Barbarian spec?
>>572745052I will be melting your mind with oculist heals
I fucked up and opened my chest for runemaster...What the fuck now, does anyone have a list of what i'm misssing from other sets.
>>572745195just call him aragorn you ass, and go ranger
How do profs work on CoA? Playing a ranger and I automatically have skinning. Making tons of cash by skinning the hundreds of northshire wolves being killed.
it's gaming time
>>572745147Play Bloodmage
>>572745147I've seen this bitch get knotted more times than I want to admit. So much worgen sticky nut batter flooding into her womb desperately trying to knock her up. Anyways, I think warlocks are pretty cool
>>572745195melee ranger. you'll love it
HOW LONG UNTIL WE GET THE FREE GIBS
>>572745328you get a new chest tomorrow when the real server opensnothing you do during the stress test matters
>>572745348grats on your transition, sister!
>>572745328you get another one on live
deviate status?
>>572745195probably cultist or pyromancer bro hurr hurr idk bro *fart and shit splatter*
>>572745328how do I get the chest?
>>572745564you need to hit level 15 :^)
guardian or barbarian or primalist or tinker i just dont know what to play
>>572745371>niggas jack off to wow porna new low
>>572745471deviate mobs from wailing caverns usually apply a mix of poisons, sleeps, or even bleed status effects against players. Hope this helps
>>572745630Guardian so you can experience vanilla warrior suffering all over again
>>572745704blud thinks hes him ahh post
>>572745630barbarian apparently gets perma 'lust. and their spear chucking spec seems interesting
DUTCH HEREREPLY TO THIS POST FOR LEVEL 15DON'T FORGET TO SAY PLEASE OR NO LVL UP
>>572745914PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE
>>572745704>whiter hands than a ghost typed this
>>572745914INVITE TO ASMON LAYER
>>572745914Give me level 60 you fucking faggot
DO NOT REDEEM THE LEVEL 15 BLOODY BASTERD BENCHOD
>>572745471What's deviate about it other than the tranny playerbase
>connectedyes ok go on then...........
You just know <Live> cliquecord is ACKing right now.
What did they just do to ascension client? lol
Is the server having a stroke or smth?
>final stress test going absolutely tits-upuh oh....
bros... i might not get my 2 hours of /played if this keeps up... i wont have xsasukex reserved...
it's overcoa is cancelled fellastime to pack up and move on
Can't connect, and now every time I try to exit it crashes.
I can already smell the shitshow that is going to unfold tomorrow.
Not gonna lie, from what I've seen so far CoA is pretty shit, the classes are bad, the skills are bad miserable to play and the gameplay boils down to press button and watch thing happen.
>>572745914COME BRAZIL LEVEL 14 PLEASE
I already reserved Assumi and a dozen other WoW OC names. It's over for you.
>>572746253I got over 2 hours on Sneed
Joint Blizzard-Mossad special forces operators just planted c4 on the server and killed everyone, it's over.
>>572746321So you mean... it's World of Warcraft?
>>572746357we won.
>>572746358I was kneeling before you earlier
>>572746321I thought CoA had its own world that was being worked on and when I logged in it's literally the same world with the same mobs that have the same stats but half the classes just one-shot everything.What's the point of this exactly?
>>572745914LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE LEVEL 15 PLEASE
epoch launch 2.0 will happen tomorrow mark my words
Not gonna lie, from what I've seen so far classic is pretty shit, the classes are bad, the skills are bad miserable to play and the gameplay boils down to press button and watch thing happen.
>>572744885Why take Chromie and Tang out of the OP you absolute nigger?
>>572746487big if true
>>572746321Press Hotbar Keys to Awesome. We'll enjoy it for a month or two, maybe less if DVTCH has been found out by the jews
>>572746487>epochwho
>>572745328IIRC nothing carries over from the test server anyways. It's just name reservations.
>>572746434>>572746470>>572746497I am being serious guys, like, unironically, what is there even to do in this "game"? Press button and watch fireball.jpg fly around and then look at some flying numbers and then some bars which move back and fowards and this is supposed to be fun? What the fuck?
>>572746526>>572744608>>572744337for anons that play on linux.divxtac.dll in game is causing it, can launch game and manually delete it
>>572746321hye bud, sounds like you expected an NCsoft/korean mmo experience from a 22 yr old WoW private server, oops!Blade and soul maybe more your speed, but that's probably dead
>almost half a million viewsjust how many people are gonna be playing tomorrow?
GAYTOTES SAVE ME
>>572746548not /wpsg guild
>>572746723enough for Blizzard to DDoS it on day 1
>>572746612If u kno u kno
>>572746548Nobody plays on your faggot troon shithole
>>572746321>the gameplay boils down to press button and watch thing happenWOOOOOOW DOOD
>>572745328just be damn sure which class/name/character appearance you want for the first toon you make on friday. you have 1 chance to have the crate on the char you want to play. this test doesnt matter at all for that.
>>572745914PLEASE SIR LEVEL 15 YOU BASTERD I RAPE YOU PLEASE OK?
do i need a max level to make a sura on ascension? can't find it on the class list
>>572746548uh oh melty
Anyway i can make the graphic resolution better? I’m on max settings.
Damn dutch, he shutdown the stress test to steal our DP!
>>572746737>>572746791I don't play there you absolute mongYou dont vandalize the OP that's completely unacceptable brown ape behaviour just because you don't like the people playing thereFucking newfags I swear to god
>>572746548Too many trannies sorry, reapply in six months
>>572746548who
I think I miss the trannies...
>>572746548Guilds must have at least 2 active players to remain in the OP
>>572747096Chasers get lined up on the wall too
>>572745428why doesn't runemaster get a 2h?
>>572747017Tank is a 8 player guild that posts on here
>>572747217Ok lets make sure <Tank> is added to the next op
>>572747174oh, time to line you up then retard.
>>572746790
>>572747210Some chests contain gear that seems intended for before they changed the classesLike the Notdh class gets a staff, no glaives or any 2h weapon
Tangtrannies be like>please give my dead guild the attention it doesn't deserve, we had 2 entire players online today!
>>572745428Do you get to keep the cosmetic you get from the stress test chest as well?
Why do people even play private servers on launch? Between bugs and overpopulation it's going to be unplayable for the first week or two anyway.
>>572747315>unrelated reaction imagehello Louisekill yourself
>>572747343oh fair enough I suppose
whats the frog class
>>572747427Struggling against the crashing and lag is the best part.
>p-p-p-p-please put Trang back in the OP
>>572747427That's literally the best part.
>>572747427Dude, this server is only going to last two weeks.
<Trans>
PUT TANK IN THE OP YOU BHENCHOD BASTARD
why do people even eat food or breathe? between disease, poverty, and wage slavery, life is just not fair and we're all going to die eventually anyway
>first day on wpsg>there's a guild called <Trans>uhh I'll take my leave now
UP
It seems like half of the healers heal by DPSing. Why play a standard healer then?
>>572746458Yeah I saw that while I was riding my necromancer meat wagon semi-afk while the browns spammed about level 15, also saw Sovl too
Yeah I'm going cultist
Ok, so, explain briefly what you have been doing in CoA for the last two hours, I spent it dueling literal level 1s and 2s on the road and calling them peasants when they inevitably lost to my level 16 toon
TRANNY THURSDAYPUMPING TO JAVELS GYM BRAPPER
>>572747889saved
>>572747776>tranime 4chan site>take my leave seeing transbased. enjoy reddit.
>>572747903afking for my name collection
where the fuck are all these shills even coming from
>>572746924deep pumping correction balls deep thrusts
>4channelers play girls in their videogameYou are all spiritually trans
>>572745428>going to play sun cleric>hate the dumb dragonGuess I'm going to make a templar first
>>572748108no i am physically trans. big difference.mostly in the wig.
>>572748109you can pick any set on any class
>>572748109dont do thisyou get the BIG warchest on the first character you makeinside that chest there is a smaller chest that contains the transmog and mount, but you choose which classjust make a sun cleric and choose templar tmog
how do I 15
>>572747831Most of those heals are probably insufficient for large pulls or bosses, or if they're getting hammered in pvp
>>572748278you have to ask in every chat channel 1000 timesget to it youngling
imagine playing a class called KOX. you like KOX, bro?
>>572748278I got it yesterday by talking to the book of ascension in goldshire with the stylized ! above it
[Sovl]: WINNING
>>572748358>it actually workedkek
>>572748550Everyone was given 15, then the server died.
can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy?
>>572748621his skin is brown
im thinking Dutch bvll is winning
>>572748621Hello Blizzard private investigator number 51021He doesn't exist, you are welcome
>>572748592>asked lvl 15 on chat>disconnected (not a server crash)>char is now level 15hmm....
>>572748621He's dutch
>>572748686these chibis have fat cocks
>>572748621I asked him to make me level 15And so he did.
>>572748498Ah, nice, worked
>>572748621He is Bobby Kotick himself
>>572748621>Blizzard bows to Dutch>in contact with aliens>rumoured to possess psychic abilities >controls private servers with an iron fist>owns gold selling websites all over the world>said to have a 200+ IQ>ancient Indian scriptures tell of angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them>Runs keyloggers on all his private server launchers>you probably have a key logger in your computer right now>learned fluent Russian in under a weekDutch will guide us all into the new private server age of peace and love
cant get in the fukcing server
>>572748621rothschilds bow to the Dutchesin contact with aliensrumoured to possess psychic abilitiescontrol france with an iron fistown castles and banks all over the worlddirect descendants of the ancient royal blood linewill bankroll the first cities on Mars (Ascensiongrad will be be the first city)own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earthfirst designer babies will be Dutch Babiesboth brothers said to have 200+ IQancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with themThey own trojan R&D labs around the worldYou likely have Dutch bitcoin miners inside you right nowThe Dutches are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox ChurchThey learned fluent French in under a weekNation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. DutchThe twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Dutch bang to the end of the universeThe Dutches will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
>>572748621Mossad agent who holds blizzard's leash and also has full access to the epstein files list
>>572748960soul>>572748993sovl
so is guardian gonna get any more interesting or is he really a war reskin + varian banners from hots?
bros I want to play many many classes they look fun what do
Uh, guys?
is the stress test up?
>>572748621Epstein after Mossad bailed him out of the USA.
>>572749115Sovl
its up and im levelboosted to 15
Ascension servers are run from Israel, specifically Jerusalem.
felsworn caster looks cool
>Had hidden away some items in my realm bank>The server switch cucks me out of all my good lootDammit Dvtch, you are too good at this...
>>572749404wtf i love the jews?
>>572748993this post makes no fucking sense, where are these people coming from?
>>572749760You are welcome goy. Enjoy your game.
>>572749795WTF WHAT SERVER?
>>572748621say what you want about him but its pretty cool he was live and playing with us during the stress test, you'd never see blizz or even shenna do something like thatyou could see him flying around, casting fireworks, teleporting people
>>572749896the only server that matters anymore.
>he's a lv15letoh no no no no no AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>572746321They should not have level everyone up to 15 people instantly fuck their own impressions up.
>didnt manage to make it to any of the stress tests so ill be stuck with a name like Hgjnqwenf or somethingawesome, fuck this server
>>572750016What a bunch of shitty names
>>572750087That only gives your character more mystique
>>572750087basedbetabitch
>>572750016those are some really dogshit namesadds up with you being the retard that posted this in the wowg thread, trying to get more mongoloids to come here
>>572746723>more views than recent retail patch trailerLmao, Blizzard are shaking and trembling and pissing their pants
>>572750158>>572750178For once you faggots are right, fuck that guy and his shitty names, he deserves to get GAPED by an orc.Get a real fucking name nigger
>all regular posters gone>CoA shills come OUT OF NOWHERE>Dutch unironically controls /wpsg/Wtf happened? This sub went from hating Dutch to sucking his cock in a weekend.
>>572750016>obsidian15 year old me wouldve loved that name
>>572750016>jacktheripVery indian coded>SAAR I AM JACK THE RIP
>>572750551>thread gets shilled and posted to reddit, discord, and other spaces>gets filled with normgroids who arent trannies and faggots and now its all ascension talkoh no. anyways.
>>572749141at lv 57 you can spam an AoE silence with huge AP scaling that resets cooldown whenever you crit
>>572750551louise won bigly, surprised he hasnt came in here to foot post and brag
>even Tucker leftJeez wtf did I miss
Yooooo, they added a tavern to the argent dawn chapel
>>572750551>all regular posters goneExplain to me why this is a bad thing when all the regular posters are a bunch of furfags and sexpests.
>>572750905The Ghostbusters are near go find them
/wpsg/ is healing.
>>572750953>having to specify sexpests when its only men posting herehuh?
>>572751189The vast majority of sexpests are men who call themselves women.
>>572750551yeah man I really miss some tranny namedropping in this general, if you are recognized here by a name you should kill yourself
Is it too late to secure a second name?
>>572751245>has to specify it again>still doesnt get men are just sexpests by defaultthis is like having to say women are also drama. redundant.
>>572749404so they’re definitely not safe from bill gates then
>>572750551same bro i miss silkfang and aecheur, those guys were like family to me. we all grew up in the same village even.
>>572751012I couldn't figure it out but I found this cute elf
How many hours are left on the stress test?
>>572751693its over bro, dutch sold his mansion and took the bag and ran
>>572751693Five namekian minutes.
>>572750551they went back to discord. you should too
Reaper doesn't have its own bars for Underwalk (stealth form), any idea how to make this work in Bartender?
>>572751960it does for me
>>572752248There must be some conditional i'm missing, time to consult Google i guess.
if u se it do i get a free mount?
>>572744885>Whitemane has announced the relaunch of FrostmourneOur last freshie fresh went floppy flop and we're trying again, but this time even freshie fresher>Ascension will release Conquest of Azeroth to the public on July 3rdand we'll see it shut down in August, have fun with your temporary slop server. >Nostrum has shut down, citing a C&D from Blizzard.We hardly knew ya>Blizzard, Inc. filed a RICO lawsuit against Project AscensionSee above>Despite the lawsuit, Dutch has added new zones to Project Ascension and is continuing the development of the server.trust in the plan™ incoming rugpull>Legion returns to Tauri on July 15.and nobody will play it because its buggy as hell and nobody will ever fix any of them because Tauri doesn't dev, Tauri is just a cash shop cash grab server.
>>572751737>lets give admin permission to the grifter with nothing to loseMan I can wait to enjoy CoAs downfall shitshow.
>>572752619>two more weeks!
Damn.. I didn't imagine Total Troon Death to be this .... solemn..
>>572752509Everyone is getting the warchest tomorrow, even people who never took part in any stress test. It's absolutely fine to use it today, you're getting new box tomorrow.
>>572748621He's Dutch, also known as Sander van der Heide.And he'll keep getting away with it.
>>572752708aka Samir al-Hijab
i might or might not equip the fursuit
For me Ascension is just a waiting room for Tauri LEGION
man when i see a server like this i always think i wish reckful was alive.
>>572752905I will
>>572752962whatever I play is just a waiting room for M&M, when that finally releases I shant return.
You're playing Ascension. Dutch got RICO'd, and you're playing Ascension.
>>572752905can I make it a female worgen? I just don't really care for the old model or male worgen but i would ruin a female worgen.
>>572745147no seriously why is she like this
vvallkraft... soon... cough...
>>572752523don't care still not playing on your serverstill not joining your tranny guildstill rolling on CoA tomorrow
coa guild name ideas?
>>572745147This is you.
>>572753663<Trans Pride>
>>572752905Is this a permanent or temporary form?
>>572753663we already have <World Peace>
guys i find a secret locatgion
>>572753880It works like druid forms.
>>572753326is Dutch with us in the room right now? or is he in Kazakhstan
Pure sovl
>>572753663<happy knots and butt hurts>
>>572754014I'll make sure to avoid all these freaks.
>>572753663<Dutch ovens and Trans pals>
>>572754145probably the best players ITT. cleared the new dungeon with ease
>>572754014
>>572754145cope and sneed
>>572753880you get a temporary 30s shapeshift at first. then at level 10 you get permanent one and rhe 30s becomes a rage generation buttonit seems this spec is kinda straightforward and boring though, i think ill roll tinker instead which is way more engaginghttps://youtu.be/kLsuBD_RhCY?list=RDkLsuBD_RhCYThread theme
>>572745147I want to watch her from the corner of the room uffu uffff
>>572753663<OnlyGoys>
>>572754145>2 instant seethe repliesBodied those freaks.
>>572754145same but I will befriend them and call them niggers so they can call me nigger as well instead of avoidingnot joining though
jesus christand thats just this zone and there are as much people behind the cameraand goldshire has as much
Templar and Cultist are definitely the most fun classes that a Human can play, Templar is playing a fighting game and Cultist is just flavorful as fuck with your tentacle bros
>>572753663Breast Milkmen
>>572754337its def the biggest private server launch of all time. literally everywhere is fucking packed.
i only play female taurens what class should i pick ?
My poor toaster can't handle so many people on screen, I get like 14 fps
>>572754380Im already going insane from that tentacle summoning sound so they nailed the class fantasy
>>572754014>micheladamb2 is BACK?
>>572754014Too bad the boss ended as a big pile of gooLooking forward to running it at level 10 or so tomorrow
>>572754380i wish i could summon more than oneas a heretic you can make these tentacle bois also heal from damagei want a shit ton of tentacles to help me overhealing my party i lazily keep full HP with 1 damage button and 1 aoe hot
>>572753729No she's not, she posted a gif of herself winking. She's a hot redhead that likes big, red rockets. Maybe you posted a picture of yourself by accident?
>>572754609thighs WAY too thickass WAY too big
>>572754145>all those instaseethe repliesbodied those futa tranny faggots
When does the stress test end? Tell me the answer, in minutes
>>572753663I still really like <Cease and Desist>
>>572754728simmer down Seamus
>>572754728I hope whitemane drags you to the penis explosion chamber
>>572754271good thread theme wpsg is healing.
>>572754145this. they have an “ignore me” sign above their heads kek.
>>572754609human female piety sun cleric in silk mageweave slutmog
>>572754145basedstay away from any and all 4chang guild if you wanna raid or have any fun
>>572754757bitch do I look like I kno?
>>572754728>admits they only like childrengross but 4chin pilled.
>>572754328>Bodied those freaksbest gname suggestion so far honestly
Can Shadowhunting tame pets?
<dilate you fucking freak> is recruiting more members for CoA tomorrow
I'm doing Necromancer even though it seems like it has dozens of abilities you'll have to use even before talent abilities
<Not See>
>>572755047most of those are buffs and summons
What's the use of making tranny jokes when there's nobody here to seethe at them.... sigh
I want to test Moon Priest but i cant(((
>>572753663<Slop Enjoyers>
want to play, in no particular order:>orc primalist (beastmaster)>ud necro (full on skellingtong's)>human witch hunter (ranged non-pet, maybe melee and tank)>belf ranger (archery, support)>troll witch doctor (shadow hunter)>troll barbarian (headhunter)>troll guardian (tank)>dwarf runemaster (not sure spec, I just want wildhammer dwarf with gay tats)>tauren sun cleric so I can finally RP a sunwalkertoo bad this shit's shutting down in a few weeks/months
>>572754938agreed, but change to troons
>>572755156There's a lot of dots, life transfers, nukes, summon reliquaries (30% hp and mana versions that you and party members can click), freeze attacks, attack that only works on frozen enemies, etc. He also has a 10min reuse combat resurrect.
I’m going to join your guild but you won’t know it’s me
WHERES THE JEWS?
>>572755351thats fine. Every wow xpac is dead within couple months so thats normal
>>572755459Inside your walls
Will I make it, bros?
>>572755625no
for the linux CHADS who are launching through steam proton:>mangohud WINEDLLOVERRIDES="DivxTac.dll=D" %command%this stops the divxtac.dll from crashing rhe game on load screen after character selection and you dont have to manually remove it everytime.arch linux btw
>>572755625maybeso far every stress test has been around 6 hoursI think this one started about 4 hours ago? so you should have just enough
Please tell me this isn't:1x exp, same world as bronzebeard, no new questlines, and AI generated artwork
>>572755351
so are we logging in at 0:00 CET? or is it some gay retard american time
>>572755459in World Peace
Shadow hunter is a piano class, stay the fuck away unless you loke managing 10 different cooldowns and various bullshit.Super fun kit but also super not chill to play at all. Like a marksman hunter with perfect kiting tools and always active frost trap.
Launch tomorrow is gonna be a huge clusterfuck, right? I don't remember Bronzebeard stress testing or S9, so i'm just going by vibes.
>>572755789They added a ton of new quests and revamps to towns in most parts of the world in the last couple weeks but not all of the quests work, like I ran into a couple in Tarren Mill that aren't completable such as filling up a water bucket at a nearby waterfall but some that do work like the ones where you summon an abomination and feed him 10 times by killing certain animals
>>572749795>they are hordeyeah sure fuck off, coa really could have added goblins and helfies
>>572755960theres a reason we had the stress testI expect it to go smoothlyyou even get credit for killing mobs already tagged, thats how genius dutch is, you won't have problems with tags
>shitters talking up every spec except the one i will be playing :)all according to plan
we have mountain king primalist but what about mountain queen ?
>>572755960>ascension always does stress tests>its always "THE BIGGEST ONE YET"you niggers are so gullible.
>>572755960one of the mods said over 50,000 unique accounts were trying to access the servers. Expect a lot more tomorrow and throughout the week
Is the stress test over DOKO?
Dutch please make it 2x or 3x exp atleast. I can't fucking level 21x4 alts to 60.
>>572754728based 4channer
>Starcaller healer is clunky and can easily fuck up the healing>Starcallers are the most popular class, so they will be everywhere>I fucking KNOW i will most likely be disappointed by level 20 and will have to reroll after the first gaming day>YET its aesthetic and set are so fucking kino i have to play as one regardless
>Server starts shitting itself and becomes inaccessible right when I'm at 1h55m playtimeREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572756075heres your YOU, whats your sekrit spec?
>>572755771The two prior to today were 2 hours.
>>572756331hint: has not been mentioned once in the last two threads
>>572756201You don't need to play all classes, in fact you probably don't even need to play more than a handful. Even at 3x, 21 characters would be peak degenerate behavior desu
>>572755960bronzebeard had 10-20k queues before they made second server and then had 3-4k queuesim sure though despite CoA being extremely populated it will still be less populated than Classic+ Bronzebeard wasstill you can be sure there will be at least 10k queues
>>572756418it's probably shit
Name the Class / Specs you will be playing.Me?>Pyromancer / Draconic>Reaper / Harvest>Starcaller / Warden
>>572754609Sexomane...
>entire fucking class for fire mages>no cryomanceri see how it is
>>572756553whiteyslayer knight of xoroth, male orc
>>572756345lmao retard I have 5 different names reserved with 2 hours played, how could I do that if we only had 4 hours in totalthey were 6 hours, you don't know how to count
>>572754609sex with this ONAHOLE
>>572756418
WHEN DOES IT START? JULY 3 BUT WHEN?
>>572756418seems like people are ignoring witch doctors, witch hunters and kox
>>572757269>liking koxwhat are you, a gay orc?
why arent servers like sirus and circle wow ever mentionedthey are xaxa but we are playing on coa+capy anyway
big red kox
>should have just made another account so i can save double the nameswhy did i just think of this
>>572757891your names are fucking trash lilvro
>>572756590ice is GAY
>I'm playing UngaBoonga Class with JoongaKoonga spec. This is how you guys sound.
im playing with my penis with titan's grip spec lol
i've yet to see female worgen chractersigh
>>572758114For me, it's the wumbomancer
>>572758201They only have the male worgen model
>>572758114>not playing kablamo spec dark scrimblerngmi
>>572756590>>entire fucking class for fire mages>no airmancer>no earthmancer>no watermancer>no cloudmancer>no herbmancer>no druidsIts over, might aswell just shutdown Ascension right now
such an ugly cloak... rest of the set is nice though
>>572745052You have a similar list for healers or supports?
>>572756715I didn't think a person could have such a low IQ. Please give your brain to science when die.
>>572753663Do Not SueCND
>>572758474>might aswell just shutdown Ascension right nowboy do I have news for you
>>572755789You have a perma xp buff from chilling in an inn for like 5 mins.You leveled absurdly fast in BB when I played
>>572758478But why white?
>>572758474>earthmancer
>>572758478toilet paper looking aah
>>572758201
>>572756590Rime Necromancer is LichMaelstorm Stormbringer has mostly frost/water spells
all races unlocked on stress test
>>572753663<Cease and Desist><Ascension Legal Team>
>>572758746>>572758839Random green quality cloak looks better
>>572759013Its time!
>>572758474>>no airmancer>>no earthmancer>>no watermancer>>no cloudmancer>>no herbmancer>>no druidsbut all of these basically exist in coa
JUST RELEASE IT AT MIDNIGHT DUTCH
>devs are not gay tranny faggots>nightborne looks like proper nightborneCoA and Dutch WON!
>>572759042<Seize and Persist><sneed and resist>
>>572759336oh hey im in this screenshot
>>572751563the opposite. shutting them down would be anti semitism
>>572759336i like the mocha mint milkshake from wawa
>>572759336Does this server have the most customization options of any private server?
>>572759625Pretty much yes
which COA class can tame pets?
>all these felsworn draenei players using the red skin
>>572759907Tame my cock slut
>>572759625yes but it will be gone in less than a year unfortunately.
>>572759336>Eredar DHFuck that looks kinda cool
>>572760010Sorry, I'm not looking to tame critters.
>>572759981yeah im going to jack off in so many fucking rdf groups this server is going to put me into a cum coma
only 30 minutes of /played left until I can fuck off and wait for launch...
>>572759907Windwalker Primalist. It's kind of a mix of Enhancement Shaman and Survival Hunter.
>>572759907Can I tame you?
>>572760294Only one? Dam I wanted shadowhunter and tame troll themed pets.
just wanted to say that coa might be kino but im wageslaving for next 5 days
>>572758004Wasn't this dude jacked in other pictures? Guess he roided and deflated
>>572760237mood
>>572747343>Like the Notdh class gets a staff, no glaives or any 2h weaponYou still get a 1h sword, but yeah i get your point.
>please saar level 15holy shit, ban all these streetshitters
>tanking gnomer>server restartaieeeeeeee
I can't have fun unless I know I have the best class in the game ;_;
hopefully they make everyone 15 after this restart
ngl so fari enjoy Starcallerrogue combo points and arcane builder spender mana loop
>basically a new fucking gamethey should just finish that wow unreal client then make their own models and release as new gameLITERALLY that ez
>>572760237idgaf about reserving a name on a server that will only exist for months or cuck credits
>>57276136850*
>doing a duo challenge with a friend on ASSensionwhich tank has the best self sustain
>>572760875i am wageslaving friday to monday. we'll make it!
>>572761437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHYglytOFsQ
>>572760013>yes but it will be gone in less than a year unfortunately.I'll be surprised if they make it more than 6 months, even 3 is pushing it desu.
Waifu found.
dutch is calling us to northshire...
>>572760841The other pet classes/specs can't tame, they have their own unique pet.
Healer cultist has literally infinite mana lmao
Dutch's lawyer filed his court appearance today, of all days. They had weeks to drag it out and chose not to.I'm expecting a rugpull in less than a week.
>>572761476Black Knight is pretty good.You could also convince your friend to play Grovekeeper Primalist or Fleshweaver Bloodmage, since they're DPS with strong off-healing.>>572761905Moon Priest is the same if you play it wellFleshweaver and Life (now Grovekeeper) used to be the same before they were made into meme supports
>>572761905Yeah it's insane. I was going to go veno but this is just too comfy
>>572760294So only 1 class can tame and it's just elementals?
>>572761884Can't one of the Witch Hunter specs also tame?
>teleports the entire server into one area>server doesn't crashhe keeps winning
>>572762180Windwalker tames Beasts actually, just like Hunters.>>572762192The Shadowhound that Darkness WH has is fixed. They can't tame others.
Can someone make a venomancer and give a sitrep?
>>572762387level 3 right now. lookin like the best class in the game. we won venomancer chads
>>572762387it doesn't look like a hydralisk 0/10
When do we get Dvtch's 10 coins he promised me?Dvtch? HALLO? WHERE ARE MY MEMECOINS?
>perma-kite>stuns>dots>self-healing attacks>vanish into temporary stealth>short cd mirror imageyeah this is totally balanced and not busted in any way shape or form
Yeah I'm thinking it's Ranger time.
>>572762709What class nigger?
>>572762706Tomorrow probably
>>572762706Wow! The biggest stress test ever, can you believe it!
>>572762706
>>572762854All of them. Welcome to retail, my son.
>aoc advertising themselves on youtubeits like they want to be fucked by bbc(big blizzard cock)
>>572763031What are they going to do, double sue them?
<Tang> losted.
>>572763298when has <Trang> ever won
>>572763005I got my 2 hours but didn't get them, wtf
Alright, at lvl4 starcaller is already superfunfeels like better classic marksmanship and turbo cool starfall flavor
>>572763690>gnome women have made men lost billions of gallonskino
>>572763690sexo
>>572758489pyromancer and cultist healers are godlikefor the rest IDK outside of Starcaller being dogshit
>>572761905>>572762065fellow heretics - do 3 charges show up on the icon of your blade of the empire? mine doesnt show it while it shouldmaybe i should clean the cash?
>>572762331>They can't tame others./boo
>>572762706>>572763005How many slutmog pieces can you get with that?
>>572759981Why can't Blizzard make racial customization this sexy?
dutch you nigger let me be a skeleton
>>572764428thats kinda jewish. are there deviate delights in this server?
Why did /wpsg/ do a complete 180 on ascension?
>>572764360
>>572764562>complete 180>/wpsg/ jerked ascension off for years earlier on>took a break>started up again with BBC+ / Epoch>took a break>doing the same again
>>572764562One drop of actual quality after years of tranny psyop servers (and twow).
>>572764360Sexy women are illegal in current year
>>572764562Because F R E S HPeople shilled for Nostie as well.
>>572764360Must lick
WHERE ARE MY 10 DP???????????DACH ANSWER MOI
>>572764562this shit fun been playing it for years, no idea why the thread shits on it while loving trannywow of all things
>>572764827>Nostie>Chromie clone #3000 with 10x more tranny drama>CoA>21 new fucking classes, 67 specs, all new world with new world forged items, HD+SD, 0 lag, no tranny drama, reasonable moderation, Literal owner of the company going in game and helping peopleYeah, but they're the same tho
is it a skill issue or i really cant pair slow and steady and this nightmare trial/general hardcore? if so i am dropping this shit
>>572763690Gnomes are made for knot.
>>572764562Ascension servers are only fun when they're fresh. BBC+ was cool too but the novelty wears off around the time everyone starts hitting level cap. I have about 9 60's on BBC+ but haven't ever really touched end game at all.Not sure if CoA will be the same, but I'll really enjoy leveling new classes, fucking around in dungeons and pvp, and quitting and starting it all over the second I hit 60.
uhhhhI was hyped for felsworn but turns out energy fucking sucks as a resourcemeanwhile primalist uses mana AND rage, so you never ever have any issuesanyone that played the beta know if felsworn gets less energy starved at higher levels?
>>572765432did you play on chromie as a nelf druid
>>572765470Templar also I keep running out of energy. Why the fuck doesn't it have mana
I literally played all of the classes in CBTWitch Doctor is the worst by a long fucking shotReaper is the funnest
THE WITCH HUNTER LITERALLY GETS A GUN TO SHOOT PPL IN THE FACE WITH
>>572765470Unless they changed it, when you have inner demon up, your sargearan shock or w/e does a double cast, each cast restoring 20 energy, so you'll be running around doing that for a long while, but later on it becomes less and less of a problem with mana
>>572765657same experience I had with guardianfeels like all the energy classes are fucked up, their energy regen is too little or the costs are too highmight be to prevent the OPness that are rogues in regular classic
where to disable trannymogs
>>572765158People have been shitting on Ascension and CoA as funserver slop for years, and every time a new F R E S H project or F R E S H season comes out the tone shifts for a week or two.Also>21 new classes, 67 specsMade by the same team that hasn't been able to balance more than 5 builds at a time for the past 10 years>0 laglolEven willfully ignoring the input lag on all combat abilities, Ascension has constant server crashes during peak times.>reasonable moderationSo long as you don't criticize any aspect of the game and don't mention their monetization in any context.>literal owner of the company going in game and helping peopleHe's done more in these past 3 days of stress tests than in the past 3 years S9 has been live.
>bro this class feels bad at level 4 im not playing itreally?
>>572765728Are there a lot of witches in the game? I can't recall one off the top of my head.
>>572765896n -> wardrobe -> disable effects and trannymog>>572765470all the energy classes feel like shit and it's been that way since the earliest betas
>>572765728Chronomancer gets to torture people by jerking them off and rewinding time
>>572765671>Reaper is the funnestTank or dps spec
tanking some dungeons as guardian was okay, not great. maybe with proper gear and more levels it'll be better. it's a cope im willing to sacrifice my time for.
take a shot every time he uses retoilet or slop
[Saar] has joined the guild.
i am having fun with starcalleraspect of the stars literally turns me into minigun of stars and zero resource issuesis it going to become bad later on or everyone tellin me they are shit are just fucking timegaters?
>>572766042Ah Templar?
>>572765958>He's done more in these past 3 days of stress testsThe past is in the past, the lawsuit made Dutch a changed man. CoA was going to release in 2027, but Dutch became a man of the people.
>ITS GOING TO BE UNBALANCED!!!He says in a general obsessed with World of Warcraft [Vanilla]Yeah. That's kind of the point. It being unbalanced is part of the fun.
>>572766036What was the problem? Threat?
>>572765728/join pvpThe Bitch Hunter has entered!
>bruh, its starving on resource>level 4bruh, as a warrior on classic you sucked massive cock trying to generate enough rage for one skilljust chill and enjoy classic gameplay (while im cruising around on my space-futuristic-everything-oneshotting cultist)))
>>572766068It's probably what I'm going to roll with and I like having the option to go full hybrid.People have said it's kinda lackluster, but apparently nobody has played at max level yet and since the class is dependent on having high int, it might scale better later on. At least that's my cope, but even then, I like the aesthetic a lot.
I CANT GET ON IM AT WORK PLEASE TELL ME FELSWORN ISNT WEAK SHIT
Now that the dust has settled what is the best class in CoA objectively speaking? Only real XY chromosomed men are allowed to reply to this post
Are there any addons (specifically bar addons like bartender) available for CoA?
>>572766594Found my beloved x-perl here as wellhttps://github.com/orgs/Ascension-Addons/repositories
>>572766391it is really neat that both ranged and melee sharing the same loopso even when i can no longer shoot (rarely happens, mobs usually die before they reach me) i just press melee button with the same mechanic to finish the jobso far its probably my favorite in terms of gameplaymaybe it will become less managenale later on, well see
>>572766594just use elvui like a normal person playing wow in 2026
wtf is this, dvtch
You know the barbarian dps spec gets x2 energy generation and +100 max energy, and you never feel it, pretty much limited just by cooldowns
>>572766443why, the one I picked ofc :)
>>572766810Name him Crispy!
>>572766036>>572766267The problem is Guardian is basically a Prot War sidegrade in a game where everyone else got super OP shit. Guardian has some pretty good talents like wielding a 2H mace in one hand, but they require minimum lv 57 so you're spending almost the entire game as a Prot War with a shitty energy system thats just a downgrade to Rage.
>>572766819so pumped to play dual wield barb and just fuck shit up chain killing forever
>>572765728As they should
knights of xorxoth wwat
>want to play throw barb>no cool throw weapon tmog>throw spear animations still borked and reversed
>>572766819Gonna be a big green orc that will throw shit and chase all the human women outside of stormwind.
Is there some kind of tier list for CoA? Will I get royally screwed if I pick to play a Valkyrie or a Zealot?
>>572765958>tranny that got btfo by dutch personally oh so this is just some retard. why are you here?
>>572767106>metafagging pre-release>>>>>>>>>back to retail
>not even released yet>"META? META??? WHAT'S THE META CLASS BROS??? CAN YOU TELL ME THE META PLSPLSPLS?????"kys niggers
>>572767106you're already screwed if you decide what you want to play based off a fucking tier list
Eh... they should add one more class
>>572767257>>572767327I mean, I don't wanna play the equivalent to a ret paladin in classic vanilla. Guess I'll stick to Valkyrie and see how it goes.
>>572767106It's relatively balanced (in PvE at least, PvP is a total clusterfuck)just pick what you like
>>572767365just pick what seems cool to you instead of following a tierlist and opinions of people that didn't even get to play above 25
TOO MANY CLASSESI CAN'T CHOOOSE
THERE'S TOO MANY BUTTONS, NIGGERMAN SAVE ME
cultist is really fucking broken, ive been dueling a lot and cultist has won 95% of the duels, both at lvl 1-5 and at lvl 15on most duels it was a straight up 1shot
>>572767558The only good ones are the melee ones.
bruh, play the class based on feelcraftthis version of WoW literally isn't solved and ALL tier lists are based on either first 20-30levels or info from ALPHA of 1year ago, and i first hand know that shit ton of stuff has changed on beta that literally happened month or so agothere is just no proper info to know what is going to be a meta
>>572767558Most of them play the same.
World of shitclass
>there's a man weeping loudly outside my apartment door for the past 20 minutes>i'm just sitting on my pc spamming bgs in coa scared out of my mind with a machete i got as a gift years ago
>wow this class looks coo->energy resource system>this class looks nea->huge cooldowns on every skill so you spend half your time just auto attacking
>>572767558Start by narrowing down the roles you want, also classes have race limitations so cross out classes limited to races you don't like playing
>>572767558Follow your heart.
>>572767905>huge cooldowns on every skill so you spend half your time just auto attackingwhich classes, that sounds based as fucki want to play like its FFXI again
>>572767914I WANT TO PLAY A DROW GOTH BITCH, WHAT CLASS IS RIGHT FOR ME?
>>572768045Sun Cleric tank specat least at lv 15, maybe it changes later
>someone ganks me>press button to enter shadow realm for 20 seconds>heal up, drink, mount all within invisibility>walk awayNeat. Witch doctor is NOT a victim class
I'm going to use the Primalist set but play a Barbarian and I'll be really cool everyone will think I'm really cool I think
>>572768063probably the class called ranger with the belf drow skin
>>572768197>gank squads just add their own witch doctor to finish the jobgg ez
>>572768203you were cool all along brother
>get ganked>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>572768063Blood Elves have access to the Dark Ranger skin if you care for that. Reaper might be up your alley.
>>572768357It would be so cool if you could fight it out in a separate shadow realm instead of just knocking each other out of the shadow realm
>>572768197>whoops my vanish failed!>no biggie I'll just use my other vanish :)
do i use warchest now to get another one at release? will trannymog shit transfer over?
How's the faction balance on bronze beard?
>>572768329Drow Baddie as a ranger is actually pretty good, I was intending to play something I could heal with but this is fun too
>>572768839Bronzebeard is dead, unc. Everyone's on CoA now.
>>572768908Pick the support class and spam RDF with me.
>>572768947Okay let me rephrase it. What was the faction balance on bronzebeard? Im concerned horde will be dead on coa
>>572768839>bronze beardwhat is this, the first half of 2026?
>>572768978I am level 1 unfortunately
>>572769007it's all xfaction and when i checked in today there were still people in both orgrimmar instances (not as much as before the lawsuit), literally everything is xfaction so as long as there are people you can play
>>572768978Is the support ranger even good? Constanly honking horns sounds like it could be fun.
>>572769007horde has blood elves, it wont be dead everin my experience it was something like 55/45 ally/horde
>>572769007There are a lot of classes in CoA where the only Alliance option is some lame race like Draenei but Horde gets multiple cool race options. There will be plenty of Horde players.
>>572769198Supports in general are pretty good. It gives all these buffs and has solid DPS.
>we'll be having fun tomorrow while <Tang> continues to have a meltieGreat time to be alive
>>572758372Fucking droppedI'm not playing CoA, sorry guys
so what time tomorrow?
It's like I'm 10 again and I'm playing wow for the first time...
>>572769775in 14 hours
>>572769440this looks so fucking gay please tell me people arent already minmaxxing this shit
>>572766782What folder do you put the addon in? Nothing on any of the websites is correct.
>>572769929cheers
>>572769945Gay ass niggers will be gay ass niggers no matter what
Can rangers use two-handers?
>>572769708who?
>>572770281every bow requires two hands to use, you hold with one and use string with other hand
>>572754626>mb2 is BACK?I wish, good times
>>572770414I am talking about melee weapons
>>572770281They can handle polearms
>Introduce Ogres>They can one hand 2 hand weapons>dual wield ashbringers / zweihanders
anyone has the gdocs link with pictures for the class sets from previous thread?
>>572770694yeah
>>572770694>>572745428
>>572770768nigger>>572770783thanksbarbarian set still the best
>>572770281>>572770634They can use polearms but their melee spec wants to use daggers.
if i open chest and pick barbarian set, will it save for the launch?
WHY DO YOU RETARDS KEEP ASKING THE SAME QUESTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN ANSWERED A HUNDRED TIMES ALREADY
>>572771096not scrolling up tranny
>I have to hand in my fucking essay in 4 days>Spent the last month playing wow like an addict wtf, how is it already july? the fuck is going on
WHY DO YOU RETARDS ACT LIKE EVERYONE IS AS LIFELESS AS YOU ARE
>Runemaster looks fucking amazing>DPS only so you will never get invited to the groupKill me.
>>572771096what happens if I open my chest now?
>>572771057>>572771550you get a new one on launch, this one doesnt save just open it
>>572771096level 15 pls :)
>>572771271>lifeless>reading through a thread for 5 minutesPlease stop being a retard and learn to use even a fraction of that retarded brain. It will serve you later in life, trust me.
>>572771096Sorry, there is only 1 person in this thread, you(me)
>>572771795>reading through this thread>sufficientPlease stop being a retard by assuming all questions are answered in one thread.
>>572771970Yet you are here assuming they aren't answered because you won't even spend 5 minutes reading before asking a question that has already been answered. A bit hypocritical, no?
>>572772154Yet here you are assuming they have been answered because you won't even spend 5 minutes reading before assuming a question that hasn't been answered has been. A bit retarded, yeah?
>>572772309Oh I know they've already been answered because I've already answered them earlier in the thread. But in the time it took you to have this little temper tantrum you'd already have your answer. What a weirdo!
>>572772385Oh, I know they haven't been answered because I've already read through the thread. But in the time it took you to have this little temper tantrum, you could have already answered. What a retard!
fucking schizo samefags arguing with themselvesgod i wish this board had IDs
What happens if I use my chest now though will I get another one or not?
>>572772542>god i wish this board had IDsDoesn't matter, you'll call them samefags either way.
haven't touched WoW since last October, apparently Turtle got raped so I have 3 questions:1. What server are all of you turds shitting up now?2. Is it good?3. Is it safe?
>>572771057it’s a test chest. real one is tomorrow.
what server are people playing on now that nostalrius got put offline?
Can I open my chest or save for tomorrow sirs pls answer
>>572772739Ascension CoAYesYesit goes live tomorrow so its literally the perfect time to come aboard
>>572769198retards are going to pick ancestry guardian by default. aka Bard. if you role it’s guaranteed invites.
>>572772837If you open the chest you lose it forever
How the fuck is class balance going to exist when there are fucking 21 new ones?
Will be interesting to see if corpse explosion is working now
FUCK i picked the pyromancer on accident for my chest on the fucking test realm do i have to open a ticket to get a new one?
>>572767558>he didn’t spend all week going over every talent in every tree you deserve to be behind. still not sharing which class i’m rolling.
>>572772918its not. youre not supposed to care and the server will probably shut down before you even hit max level anyways
>>572772982get gaped wagie
>>572772845wasn't Ascension that weird one before that had a ton of skills you could mix and match and a fucking massive amount of microtransactions or am I remembering something different?
>>572772778There's this awesome server called Elysium, I heard it's run by upstanding individuals! 2017 i s going to be a great year for private servers with no lasting consequences that will haunt the scene for over a decade!
>>572772845>asscension DoA>safekek, bur even
>>572773062it has a few different servers. CoA is classic+ but with 21 new classes instead of the boring original ones
>>572772918
>>572772886>aka BardNo, retardBard is its own spec, for guardianAncestry barb is OP but its not related to bard at all
Why the fuck are people hyping this server when it has LEVEL SCALING
>dutchware
>>572762706>giving a shit about cuck coins on a free server that’s all about new class designs kwab me
KoX is the manliest class and you are a weak beta pussy bitch if you aren't playing it.
>>572773329>going anything but undead male Raperpraying for a name limit extensions so I can be xXDarkSephirothXx420!
>>572773329barbarian exists so it's not
>>572773493there's going to be so many human males running around with some variation of Conan
>>572773572
I got my dutchcoins, I noticed the xp aura is 10 coinscan we buy that and use tomorrow? or is it like heirlooms and it needs a level 60 in the server ?hope its the latter
>>572773781you need a 60 first to use the xp potions or aura or heirlooms
>no class balance>no long term future plan>just join and play the game with whatever looks cool like a raving lunaticCoA really did save wow players from themselves
Have fun shitposting in the thread all you want. But I've reached out to Gabgab on discord and he confirmed that he will be online tomorrow. Take that for what you will.
>>572773903>discordShut the fuck up you cock juggling cum guzzling turbo faggot. I have literally seen two guys fuck each other in the ass and it wasn't even half as gay as that post.
>>572773868>no class balance>untested content>shit wont even last to raid>retards still ask for class tiers before startingYou can't save retards from themselves.
>Dutch not making me level 15I'll riot now.
>>572773903>school shooter destroys another servergood thing my server is immune
>>572774097he boosts everyone 1-2 hours into the test. don't be late next time, lil gup.
>>572773234I want the aura of experience
>>572773868this is true vanilla
>>572773191It's literally just retail. Even the talent trees are just retail talent trees. Pure slop.
>>572774035>Dutch hate in new /wpsg/I'm sorry but you have to leave.
>>572773868>>just join and play the game with whatever looks cool like a raving lunaticAfter all these years... we finally found the fun
>>572774502turns out people wanted retail all along, they just didnt want to admit it
Niggas be calling this funslop like it's a bad thing. >No... I want to play hyper optimized WOTLK and get screamed at by a discord call full of 50 year old men larping as women for not using the same spec / class / race combo for the 30th time
>>572774836If you don't want to play WoW then just say it, fucking loser
>>572774836>What do you mean you are having fun??? is that a buff?
Niggas be like "I want classic+" then abandon all the classic+ servers to play retail- instead.
>>572774502>just retail talent treesthey're not, theyre just organized weirdly but theres a lot of decisionyou'll notice every spec has 3 capstone talents, but you can only get oneblizz could never
>>572774931What should we play instead?
>>572774890>If you don't want to play WoW then just say it, fucking loser
>>572774931>banilla was cool because it was new and alive>subhumans want a stale solved game like classic servers insteadYou can't make this shit up.
BrigandGAWDS run this jointknow your fucking place
>>572775021They are retail talent trees lil gup
>>572775069SoD obviously if you're not a scumbag who supports illegal russian cyberterrorism
>>572775283They are much better than retoilet talent trees
>>572775187you show them sis
>>572775402lol
>>572773191most ambitious and professional modded private server in all history of private servers. american genius shadow-entrepreneur-pirate who makes games blizzard copies with assets stolen from them. Its Peak. You don't have to like, but you gotta respect it
>>572775282that is a lot of dps for level 60s
>>572774931nah... we want fresh
>>572775506its level 60s with retail talentssome classes get like 70% haste for free
<Tang> died for this btw.Remember that when you're playing your Conquest of Azeroth.
>>572773191>this feature I can disable at any time and it doesn't impact me in the slightest... IS LE WORST THING EVER OK? THIS IS LIKE LETTING PEOPLE SAY THE T WORD AND NOT PERMA BANNING THEM, IT TRIGGERS MY DYSPHORIA
>>572775458>lol
>>572775621type /spit to spit
>>572775653zamn you got that freak!!
>CoAactual fun>FOTM WOTLK SlopversOnly for drama and chasing your youth.
>>572775473i kinda know they had someone smart working for them when i first saw their in game menus for the classless realms. back before wildcard was even a thing.while other servers had barely functioning slash commands, ascension had menus that added and removed entire skills to your character and shit.note that they also have a dedicated addon guy who bakes the ascension versions of popular addons>inb4 former blizzard employee in ascension
why the FUCK did dutch get rid of monk in coa?
Goldshire is so much cooler on Ascension. A proper sized place.
>>572776038Because its boring and lame
Good night Saar!
>>572776192good night
>>572775993FELSISTERS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
>>572776192Good night people inside my computer!
>>572773191It's funny how the server is essentially retail, homogenized classes, hyper excessive visual effects on everything, paypig shop, level scaling plus a billion menu toggleable "convenience" features etc. It's literally straight up retail, and these fags are gobbling it up like it's the most perfect form of wow crafted by jesus christ himself.the classic andies that have been playing on private servers for 15 years while shitting on retoilet immediately cum their pants hard enough to pass out from the slighest whiff of retail gameplay.
>Lady Vashj looked like this before turning into a snake bitchThat is the real tragedy in WoW lore.
Are they deleting all the characters tomorrow or do I get to keep the characters with reserved names?
>>572776802>That one meme of a guy saying quit having fun>Everyone having fun just thumbs up>This is you
>>572776802retail doesn't have unbalanced janky classes with mechanics that don't even work right let alone custom ones with goofy themesyou just don't get it
>>572776802Turns out retail is actually really fun when it's not made and managed by blizzard. Most people don't hate retail. They hate blizzard.
so what's the deal with ascension? they know its going to be dead in 8 months but they're just rolling it and letting everyone fuck around until the end times?is it going to be worth enough, can you even hit endgame and do anything by then?
>>572777154you will hit level cap in less than a week anonand thats if you play lazily
>>572777154>pump and dump game mode in development for 5 yearsthat simple anon. also to let packet sniffing and videos to be made as a way to recreate it if you want
why do all the turtle trannies thing dutch is anything like shenna and will bend the knee to blizzard? the lawsuit has already been thrown out lolwhy are they still shitposting pretending the server is at risk?
>>572776912my guess is voljin server goes down and rexxar goes up and you can use the same name as your voljin character on rexxar.
Which faction will have all of the sloots?
are you seriously playing in a server that lets people be openly transphobic? I thought we were all adults here
the jump to lvl 15 was annoying bc all of the sudden i didn’t have the right armor type on or know what the fuck my spells were doing.
>>572777459I am, that's why I don't get manipulated by a group of people who have to mentally groom children at a young age to put up with bullshit we are instinctually adverse of.There's a reason my instincts tell me to be grossed out by troons, and gays. Instincts help me survive, I will not ignore my instincts because someone tells me I have to for some reason.
>>572777652>the gayest tranny hands typed this
i'm starting to have my doubts about tanking as guardian. maybe i'll go healer instead. or i'll just have to abandon every rdf that has a guardian dps in it
and now we wait
>>572777578read your spells you fucking ape
>>572777820i wouldn’t trust anyone tanking dungeons rn tbqh unless they are playing a broken spec.
>>572777459Actual adults hate fags and troons because they grew up in a non-woke era.
I'm going to play pyromancer and tinker because I love exploding things.
>>572773329>likes kox>manliestwell yeah, not the usual kind though, if you catch my drift ;)mean ur gay lmao
>>572777968didnt have any problems tanking as guardian until i got guardian dps that needed on tanking gear upgrades. i forgot how retoilet players are with needing on everything they can need on.
Stuck between ancestry barb, inspiration guardian, or demolition tinker. Do tinkers still have a raped mana pool and go oom fast
>>572778102based
so, realistically speaking, for how long do we get to enjoy this slopkino of a server?
>>572778286i'm waging the weekend so hopefully at least one week
>>572777154CoA is a project that Ascension saw as a threat to their bottom line so they bought it out and stuck it in a dusty corner to rot.Now that they are getting raped by Blizzard in court, they're shitting it out onto the public quickly before they are forced to shut down. Dutch, for some reason, thinks he's getting out of this situation without all of his assets being frozen and just wants one last flood of cash from his paypigs.
>>572778286a couple of weeks at least, I imagine
>>572778286who cares, you? you don't care. you just want this repy.
>>572778198>Do tinkers still have a raped mana pool and go oom fasttheir spells cost alot of mana but they get a mp5 buff and a pet that restores a shit ton of mana on a short cd
Stress test was enough to convince me to main Necro
So what's the verdict on the meta?Templar BIS?
>>572776802>>572777087Honestly as someone new to Ascension, if the server is going to be shut down in less than a year I'm happy that it's more fast paced. That means I'll be able to get my fill of it before it's gone forever. Compared to Turtle, where a lot of the people who started playing right around when the lawsuit dropped barely scratched the surface of the endgame by the time it got shut down.
POST YOU'RE ARE POTENTIAL MAIN'S>TROLL SHADOWHUNTER>MAG'HAR WILDWALKER>HUMAN BITCH HUNTER
WHAT IS THE GUILD GOING TO BE CALLED>WHAT IS THE GUILD GOING TO BE CALLEDWHAT IS THE GUILD GOING TO BE CALLED>WHAT IS THE GUILD GOING TO BE CALLEDWHAT IS THE GUILD GOING TO BE CALLED>WHAT IS THE GUILD GOING TO BE CALLEDemergency meeting right now to decide. i dont want anons making 15 guilds and splitting the general
So, for bloodmage, are you supposed to start each pull in caster form then switch to tank form? That seems really tedious. Is there a talent/spell later on that serves as the ranged, pulling spell?
>>572778531>Templar BIS?lollmao even
>>572778756>joining a \VeeGee\ guildlmaolol
>>572778694Undead Bitch HunterPrimal Tauren
>>572778756the known thread trannies already made one called <world peace> so join that one or make your own
>>572778694Troll headhunta
>>572778694>Nigga Dwarf>Primalist>Mountain Kingyes I will be tankingno I won't be dropping totemsno I won't be healing or buffing you
>>572778694undead necromancer of course
>>572778756<Dutch Oven and Trans Pals>
>>572778694blood troll primalisteither tank or grovewarden
I want to make a tauren just to have a peaceful low pop questing experience
>>572778694>Male Orc Headhunter>Male Orc Headhunter>Male Orc Headhunter
>>572777578you see this is why you dont get too much shit at once in games, because the attention span of average person is about 15 seconds of reading time.
<gulag>Winners.Legion soon.You join.NOW.
>>572779305i didn’t roll an easy class thats all one type of damage or skill set.
>>572779135RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>572779135>this is what the kultiran marines saw when they arrived to the echo islesDAYUM
>>572778756<Nuke us Blizzard sama>
>>572778756<Bobby Kotick>
>>572778694Troll Witch Doctorprobably caster/healer thing
Any good Wrath servers with decent population?
>>572779823Warmane
>>572778756<Cease And Desist>
>>572778756<Full Moon Evil Too>
>>572778756<I DPS my wife and kids IRL>
>>572778756please god dont name it world peace, cringe eceleb adjacent guild name
>>572778756<RICO & Co>
Dwarf Ancestry BarbarianBelf/Humie Guardian InspirationDwarf Tinker Demolitonhelp me decide... all seem fun to me....
>>572781351i tried guardian vanguard and i got tilted by a guardian inspiration who kept winning on tanking gear
>>572781113I don't like shmuel hydenberg either but its a decent neutral name
>>572778819My evidence is I beat a guy in 1 duel and saw another guy do the sameBoom
>>572778756<Vile><Veil><Liev><Half Moon Company>
>>572778756<its fine i dont care>
>>572780820I vote for this. Not gonna join though, fuck you faggots.
>>572781351I'm sold on Tinker now
What did he mean by this?
>>572782060They're taunting gabgab
>>572781113keep seething tranny
>>572782190another zionist coward who won’t make aliyah or serve in the army
>so much inorganic shilling of CoA like Epoch last year No one’s falling for it. We are all in Octo wow now
Did anyone try Stormcaller? Thots?
Gnome Dreadnought
>>572782338extremely op, 1shots everything, feels like elemental shaman on steroidsmight be more balanced at level cap
>>572778756<GUNCS>
>>572782251They're about to have to launch 2 servers for CoA actuallyyou can have sloppy seconds at the bottom of the dps meters in questing greens with our heirloom geared alts in a week when the FOMO gets to you, after all fun has been minmaxed and metagamed out already. maybe you'll see a raid before it's shut down if you catch up and play a meta healer or tank, but tomorrow is your last shot to play something cool and new because you think it's cool
>>572778756<The Painter Was Right><Sneeds Need and Greed>
>>572782251>we're all big on CoA>this nigga big on CaS (Cope and Seething)
>>572778756<Police>
>>572783295>all those cultists and necromancers
>level scaling on>mobs at your level are okay>lower lvl mobs scaled up is double or triple the damage and healthim not sure about turning that shit on or off.
>>572780260What’s the population like
>>572783546based
>>572783295why does nobody want to play pyromanceryou can't go wrong with whatever they decide to rename pom+pyro to
>>572782251the chromie shilling is more inorganic
>>572783295barb might be the play. endgame you always be wanted
>>572782190ur the type of guy who follows those 4chan screenshot twitter accounts arent u
>>572783925>fire mage with 3 fire mage specsProbably the most boring idea ever.
>>572776857>he wouldnt still plap hergaaaaay
I will RP as a human-hating Eredar, turn on faction killer mode and beat humans into submission with my dual wield twohanders before turning them into my hapless slaves.
>>572783684caps at 12k which it's regularly at, and the side servers are about half of that so around 25k people for most of the day. cross realm instances and BGs
>>572784806one of them is a healing spec tho
>Elune releases>A52 ded>BB releases>Elune ded>CoA releases>BB dedthe cycle of slop must go on
>>572784892mommy
>>572775993>10-14k dpsfucking what? this isnt vanilla numbers, are all the bosses buffed massively or what
>>572783925i was considering tanking as guardian or healing as pyro but i think i'm going with pyro healing first.
>>572785456yeah those are phase 3 wrath numbers
Octo down?
>fire mage can heal by cauterizing your woundsok videogame logic, you win for now
>>572785583idk ask their tranny discord nobody here plays octowow
>>572785668I don't use discord and even the site won't load.
>>572785583Idk but the server has been lagging the whole day for me, had almost 4k ms of ping at some point, was not the only one looking at world chat. Logged out as I didn't want to lose my character due to that. Maybe they are restarting it to fix the problem.
>>572785739then thats it for octo sorry bud guess you're gonna have to play something else
>>572785583yeah blizz shut it down
>>572785954rip in pepperoni
>>572785373We call this the goycycle.
>>572785012That seems very active no? Might check it out
>>572785456>expecting vanilla numbers from a retoilet funserverit literally has mythic+ and you're expecting to do 400 dps?
>>572786294big difference between 400 dps and 15keven bronzebeard that has mythic+ and mythic raids you only really get to 5ish k dps
>>572783295WTF is everyone playing cultist for? Get off of my class.
>>572786409streamerman told them it oneshots in PvP and is the best healeryour class is FOTM now
>idk ask their tranny discord nobody here plays octowow
>>572786473Chat is this true?
We playing on Vol'jin or Rexxar tomorrow?
>>572786649um sis why did you post a selfie? congrats on your transition tho you look very happy
>>572786220They fake their pop, actual pop is around 2-4k.
>>572786830vol'jin is the only server at launch. rexxar might come later if the pop is too high
>>572786830Which is the PvP?
i will play for 45 minutes then uninstall
guys I'm about to go home I got a litre of iced tea but you are saying octowow is down? is this true? I wanted to start leveling up fishing so they need to fix it before I get home
Reminder to add>Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en (PVE, WotLK progressive)><Tang> - ChromieCraft, Crossfactionto the next OP
>>572788084Do the next OP yourself if you want them.
>chromiecuck is going to remove all the servers and guilds to pretend his dead as fuck erp guild is popular
>>572785583>>572785668>>572785954still playing capy, still the only good choiceseethe, cope, die faggot mutt animalsmight also play necro on coa, but STRICTLY without trannymogs, slow and steady, hardcore etc, without epics, only white itemsyep kino
>>572788513+ 15 Capy credit send
is it even going to last the weekend? I want to try it but I'd be pissed if its just gone next week
>>572787454false alarm everybody I am playing octowow without issue>>572788513you seem very secure about your choices for sure
>>572788084"No!"
>>572778286US law isnt exactly fast6 months I guess
>>572788721Lawsuits don't move that fast. It took 7 or 8 months for blizz to kill Turtle, you've got time.
>>572788513>reddit spacingdidn't read
>>572778286turtle went from august last year until april, that is 8 months iirc
>>572789595And it stopped early with a settlement. The actual case would have probably taken years.
>>572789714yes because this dutch guy is a superduper mega awesome piratekino chungus guy that will totally not stop at a settlementhe will be like my heckin MCAFEE and live in BELIZE
>>572789714>blizzard finally gets them into court>turtle tried to drag it out, once>denied immediately>blizzard said settle or get anally raped>yes daddy blizzard :3c
>>572784892calm down gunc
>this general when only capy reigns supreme as all the other shithole mutt/euro servers get taken down until blizzslop+++ is announcedgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg nigga
>>572790152No one cares about your sloppy cash grab. They will for instantly at the first C&D from blizzard, won't even take a lawsuit.
>>572789842>he will be like my heckin MCAFEE and live in BELIZEthat would be hella based ngl
>>572790236i am not the subhuman playing on a slopcode server kek, we will never be shutdownyou will be however, mr totally anonymous we can retry all the time octokike faggot mutt spic animal
>Mooncloth 20g on OctoThis might be the cheapest I’ve ever seen it. Why is it so low?
make the new fucking thread alreadyand dont be a pussy ass bitch leaving servers or guilds you dont like out of the OP
>>572786886That's bullshit, there are 2-4k people in Dalaran at all times, it looks like a high pop WoW Classic wrath server minus the layers. No the server doesn't have 12k bots on it
>>572790639Everything is cheap in there
>>572769440>having these icons there as if people know what the fuck any of this meanslmfao
>was 8 minutes away from reserving my favorite nameIt's so fucking over
>>572792065>>572792065>>572792065Fresh
>>572783295Edgy boys stay edgy. But really though - cultists are just 4 whole whopping specs and strong too. And people like shadow and tentacly shit.
