Previous >>572728870>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Leo Cup - Nakayama Turf 1200m Sprint/Right/Summer/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg07/02 - Summer Mejiro McQueen (3*), Summer Gold Ship (3*), SSR Maruzensky, SSR Nakayama Festa07/02 - Summer Showdown! Story Event07/07 - Bamboo Memory (3*), SSR Yukino Bijin, SSR Ikuno Dictus07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/120007/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 107/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 207/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 307/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Narita Top Road (3* alt)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
dislike that op
>>572748168Uma and musume...
Nice Nature
>>572748403this artist draws the best Ramonu
>>572748168Look it's Silence Suzuka from Star Horse 4 in Umamusume!
blondes
sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi
Which is it?
Need more Uma in competition swimsuits
>>572748403is this ramonu wearing ruby's outfit?
>>572748616Brian sex Brian sex Brian sex
Any secret strats for the sprint CM? Any sloptuber with crazy gaslights?
>>572748616EXTREMELY based>>572748696
>>572748609Spechud
S. Maruzensky apocalypse incoming.
Should I pull summer gold ship dude she kinda makes my dick hard
3 speed 1 haru 1 fm 1 throne is the best unity deck i played. 2.9k sp, just bomb pow to cap it.
>>572748168Hey! Are you Clubless in Seattle?/Uma/ Club is looking for one (uno!) cool torena to join!Good club! Strong club! Cute club!Based on the #1 hit musical "Ichiban! My school, My Horse and I" /Uma/ Club: the club: the movie is sure to put some 'pep in your step' this summer season!~reply to apply!
QRD in doing URA parent runs please
Digitan LOVE
>>572748609Kitasan
>>572748707prepare for a blob of 9 Pace Chasers and make sure yours are better. maybe go 2 Pace and a rabbit Suzuka if you start seeing people coping with fronts because they want to use Maru SSR
>>572748609IRL Special Week has a better character development than Spechud
almost time for her to take your carats again
>>572748853you dont need another reason
I am gonna fucking glue myselfumamusume
>>572748986but I want to save for halloween Digitan and Marvey...
>>572748916click on all the g1sbring cards with skillsthats it
Fuckign 2-3 low to mid rolls back to backMood down, danchou I will be flatlining for 3 days
>>572748168JOIN HAYTHEREAdd /uma/ to bio before applying.MANT ABSOLUTELY RAPED MY CLUB INTO THE DIRT SEND HELP
I'm clicking bubbles so hard that I keep missing the unique level up fan thresholds
>>572748916run as many G1s as humanly possible since they determine affinity now (g2s/g3s dont anymore)duel meek for her skills whenever you canuse cards with skills that you want to inheritThats kinda it
>>572748918Digitan HATEshe makes me dress up as her oshis and puts things in my butt.>This could be useful for Agnes Digital's training!BULLSHIT
>>572749045all my borrows went to glue today so I might as well join you
Wit gameDid you get your UF uma yet?
>>572748609Special WeekSymboli RudolfMejiro RyanMeisho Doto Kitasan BlackAir MessiahGoldshipOrfevre Stay Gold
>>572749131>>572749149Thanks!
just train wit
>>572749045consider learning mahjong instead
>>572749289holy buhiGOD
>no Head-Onglue.
>>572749152what about making Digitan dress up as her oshis and then fucking her?
>>572748609Goldship is a fucking gorgeous horse the Uma doesn’t do him justice
>>572749289>just buhi buhi buhi
>>572748875I'm not gonna apply but I want to let you know I have a fan gain that can retain an S rank club yet I'm stuck in an A club
>>572749276good luck!Alos the meek skills have 2 versions of sparks: regular and +. The + versions give bonus stats in addition to the skill, so you're ideally hunting for those.
>>572748609vodka was fucking robbed
>no daily borrows leftwhat is this feeling...?
>>572749289I swear to god this bullshit doesn't work, or I'm cursed to low roll in Unity Cup forever.
>>572749435Accelerate until Neko Maya in global right now!
>>572749107you should ticket marvy on 2.5 anni it's pretty close
>>572749549aoharu is a lot more rng than mant but also this isnt a good uma lol.
>>572748609Vodka. her design is cute but she gets mogged by other late surgers with worse irl results as time goes on in terms of game balance
>>572749517MANT IS DEAD!!!! MANT IS DEAD!!! HIP HIP HURRAY!!!!
>>572749369If you don't have an uma with a head-on event you're screwed, I remember farming head-on hints on unity, it's not happening.Spechud power SR gives head on though, you can use that card.
It finally happened. I failed a 1% training. It was a summer triple rainbow wit training with two blue orbs. I failed the 27% speed training afterwards with another two blue orbs.
>>572749517Welcome to Unity casino, it only gets worse in GL
>>572749586STOP POSTING THIS MAYA
>>572749586that image made me chuckle, thanks. We made it Maya, we fucking made it.
>>572749601oh right.... everything got pushed back......
>>572749586TRUE but for a different reasonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDu4koYDrt8
Imagine if the event missions still require you to play Trackblazer
>>572748609the inevitable uma version won't be able to do justice to OVR HERO
>>572749712do we ever get more than 5 borrows?
>>572749658Could be worse, you could have failed a lucky charm training in mant since those had like a 0.065% of failing too
>>572749435>stuck in an A clubsimply call your danchou stepbro to come help you out
>>572749658i failed two 2% trainings in a row once>>572749875i don't believe you
if they ever reboot umamusume, do you think they will try to give the old season 1 cast more serious tone
>>572749818you don't have to imagine.https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/story-event-16
>>572749435>teehee please groom mejust say it coward
>>572750028no
>>572750061presumably this is just copied from what happened in JP which doesn't mean anything at this point
>>572749915will you post sexy gentils like this for me if I apply
>>572748451Oisu
>>572749289buhis think they are good...
>>572749435Jump ship, nobody will hate you, they will hate umaclub danchode for "poaching" you, you'd be the victim.
>>572749435Haha there was someone like that in my club and then he went to join this soulless one..
Wait, Sweepy is Daiwa's senpai??
>>572750098not like this dober...
>>572748451
>>572750082Daring Tact makes me horny
>>572749658I've lost count of how many 1% and 2% I failed. I even failed a 0.x% once.
>>572750061>Finish 5 Twinkle Star Climax careersAAAAAIEEEEEEEE
>>572750250it's not all top earnersyet, it is always and only just umaclub
>>572750169okay and in an hour and a half when the event is exactly this with no changes I will expect you doing a naked dogeza on my doorstep. cya.
just did a MANT run, it's still about 40, 45 minutes if you have to stop and think.
>>572750315Mambro...
>>572750317yeah
>>572750194well it's gettin late in the day for recruitment so at this point if you join i will personally draw you a sexy gentil of your own choosing
>>572750315autismumabro...
>>572750439i mean i do expect cygames to forget or not care to change it but gametalmud isn't proof
UMADash has a spot for one more toreina, drop your ID if interested. We're comfy A+ ranked, make 30M/month and come Bakushin with us!
We can only reroll sparks once a career right? I'm not missing the button that lets me keep spending 10 carats until I get what I want?
Photo mode is nice, need to check Creek next
>>572750542nice backtracking. get ready to peel out of those panties sissy
>my old A comfy club is still filled and still going strong and comfy in A rankI'm so proud of you guys in Umasumi
>>572750685
How do you know if someone preferred MANT?Don't worry, they'll tell you!
>>572750965*smooch*
>>572750803>my oldClubhoppers are whores
>>572750965they man't do it
>>572751079I only changed a club once... exdanchou danchou is an angel and said I could come back anytime too I appreciate him a lot I was with them since I started playing
>the guy maintaining https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist did not survive MANTgrim.....
any good umAMVs
>>572751198slut
holy shit its team HANSHIN JUVENILE FILLIES
>>572751251yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoWfzyOz8Ps
My tolerance for Unity's RNG bullshit has skyrocketed after MANT. Like taking off ankle weights.
>>572751225yeah the ranks on it are wonky. now that club cards exist we could make a new /uma/ clubs list image too
>>572751334Yep...pers?
>>572751198Mambwocchi...
>>572750098Trainer wouldn't do that
I swapped clubs because my old one fucking died
>>572751225>>572751416
>>572751439I'm not a whore like him I didn't get poached I was just making 60m+ a month and decided to upgrade to A+..... danchou was supportive of me
>>572751251https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGy5BfYsqRE
>>572751251I don't know why but I like these janky inital UMA AMVshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiQXQtMMlQI
>>572751491>he's still haunting this placespooky...
Gold City feet in my mouth
I searched the JP database.Dear god...
Tachyon LOVE
>>572751726Is Inari fest uniq. a good inherited skill?
>>572750965>>572751190
>>572748609Vodka: cute design but too much yuribating with Daiwa for a 7 G1 winner.Agnes Digital: dunno why she's like that while she was supposed to be an incredible horse
>>572751839No clue.
>>572751334ummm sisters your long runner...?
>>572751839NopersProbably just wanted the Dirt sparks
>>572751907fair
>still hard to hit multiple 1100+ stats in new URA for blue sparksi hate it
>>572751251the closest thing you will get are keiba MADs
>>572752087nothing beats a good nnd otomad
Also, first new Aoharu parent. P. decent.
Happy Hoppers, like Taiki Shuttle suggested.
and good umAV
About an hour left to be gunning for her. Until then, I'm gooning
i have this problem, how fix?what i mean is, what's the best power card to use for a sprint pace chaser?
>>572751892>agnes why thobecause the IRL honse could run and win on both dirt and turf courses, usually it's one or the other. So he was called weird (hen-tai, weirdo) affectionately. Cygames took that and decided to make the uma a raging otaku pervert, because hentai is funny.
>>572752169best Unity name
SWEEPY DEVREVIVE THE EMULATOR VERSION AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>572751334I have mare fatigue
>My trainee found my umAV collection
>>572751839no just useful for farming because mile c and dirt/turf a
>>572752229Try sex syndrome 556
>>572752249Nishino Flower SR, probably
>>572752294>he deleted it
Fappy Fappers, like Taiki Shuttle suggested.
>>572752294there has been another emulator based bot for ages you slow tard
>>572751334dober chose that spot specifically to flash her pits
>>572752301here's the yapper
>>572752249Pasa Vodka or Vega as Statsticks
Any thoughts?
You all better keep posting my soundposts
>>572751892Digitan is incredible in game too. Stop being bitter.
>>572752249SR Bakushin Power is ridiculously good, her event gives Tail Held High too. I ran Bakushin Power + Daiwa SSR Power on Oguri and ended up with a 1340 power monster
How I missed winning tissues...
fell asleep during parent run award
>>572752421I would too when eden fags steal the code without properly forking it, pretending they made it
>>572752594Yeah in my bed
>>572752518None
>>572752594woke uma
>>572752452lewd girl...
>my trainer has a umAV collection featuring my mom
>>572752594She was just pretending
>>572752626at least they are trying to update it
>>572752087>競馬 MADKino...https://youtu.be/NRy55K6xocM
Does Runaway count as one of the three skills you need to activate Groundwork?
>>572752534>removing idle uploadsOH SHIT OH SHIT PANIC PANIC MY UPLO-->files uploaded anonymouslyA nothing burger, plus I get wanting to delete those worthless files.
>>572752594your bf is still sleeping
>>572752629how are you always frame 1 replying to me
>>572752294I have a fork of pre-headless Sweepy I'm maintaing that works for updated URA + MANT but I'm not sharing it lol :^)
>>572752534It's the reason I don't catbox fat umas. Fuck it. Burn the eyes of the non-believers. Believe in the perpetual archive.
>>572752867You like it though
>>572752449The gatekeeping to keep retards out has been effective
>>572752534>not using an account to upload stuff
>>572751612>eurobeatholy uncslop...
>>572752539mines only 2lb unfortunatelyi'll do maru speed pulls so hopefully i get two more copies of that also
>>572752518None since I'm thinking with my dick pulling for a TT uma and cute butt uma only. Even if these pulls don't go well, I can cope with summer event carats and passive carat income to still get Rickey and remain set for Tachyon/Hello.
>>572752840>>572752915How do you stay logged in? I constantly get logged out.
>>572752901Good. Fuck the retarded outsider, it's what broke Sweepy apart the way it did to begin with, that and the trannies blow out before we got out last "developer".Having said that, I've been having trouble getting proper runs going outside of fan runs, it's really annoying.>>572752976Stop cheating abusively, I was never logged out.
>>572752897...a little
>>572753069Good slut
>>572752741I don’t blame him.
>>572752742ACE
forgot that i actually need to rest before summer now award
>>572753064>Stop cheating abusively, I was never logged out.What's that supposed to mean? I have an account and I even support monthly because I like the service. It's just that at some point after a few hours or so, when I open up catbox in a new tab, I'll have to log in again, so most of the time I don't bother logging in.
>>572752741yeppers
>>572753101>>572753069KEEP THAT SHIT IN THE GOOGLE DOC YOU EXHIBITIONISTS
>>572753402>moonrunesAnon...
>>572752518sipp
>>572753227I always run Tazurakinen and I always forget to rest before then
>>572753069>>572753101two greasy fat guys talking like this to one another btw lmao
>>572753791hot
can't wait to get 0 sprint sparks out of 12*
greasy fat guys? where?
>>572752826yes
>>572753904I love this bit
>projecting mass of lard
I'm literally Oguri Cap
>>572754063Whoa, hi Oguri Cap!!!
Forgive me Kiryuin-san... for this race, I won't be so meek
>fast learner>double S>good stats>daiwa SSR was the only card that did not finish her chain cucking me out of neck to neckCOME THE FUCK ON AAAAAA
Did you know that Fine Motion recently learned how to play umapyoi legend on the violin
Sex with brown umas
I've never actually looped beforeAll i ever do is just save 3*s and then try to combine them later on to make like an 8* medium or 8* power down the linewhat do i get out of looping? Is there extra reason to start looping now with the scenario changes?
>>572748168what did they ACTUALLY add? Haven't played the game in four months
>>572753791Just one actually (me)
>>572754149You're also Oguri Cap
>>572754174It's a sprint race man you don't need every single skill
>>572754174ignited guts with 350 guts huh>>572754313they gave us the second anniversary skill balance changes and gave us the buffed versions of URA and Unity. So Unity is better than MANT for ace runs between now and the 3 weeks when the next scenario drops. Basically they killed MANT a month early
I don’t think I could be trusted around Taiki.
Forgot the radio nikkei sho award on Maru run again award
I'M POPPIIIIIIIINGOOOOOOOOOH I'M GONNA POPPPPPPPPPOPPING THOSE FIRE BUBBLEEEEEEESSSS UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>572752518I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>572754390Taiki, shoot this trainer.
Spe is strong now. Mutate her to late sprinter
>>572754442i say this
>>572754387
>>572754257looping is just doing what you are already doing just more intentionally. Like keeping an uma with good whites to hopefully use on a run that passes those whites on to an uma that rolls a better blue and pink with those whites.
>>572754425I just bought everything, I bought even outer post proficiency
>>572749137>MANT ABSOLUTELY RAPED MY CLUB INTO THE DIRT SEND HELPsay it aint so, bwo...
Sorry danchou I'm on a date so I can't play the game now
>>572753308Oh, you're talking about catbox lmao.No idea about that sadly, sorry. I usually upload my stuff through a program, I barely touch the website except to delete or find old things.
>>572754663giwtwm
>>572754663I don't allow date-havers in the club. You will be kicked
Yes... this will do to start.
Bonobwo here! You bwos are not going to believe what I found at anime expo, A key chain of my BIG oshi! She's even wearing her wedding dress I almost couldn't believe it!It is very buono!
>>572754683>super creek feeling the ick when she made a joke about changing a diaper and the trainer shat himself forcefully
>>572754564If there's a bajillion combinations of whites wouldn't it get tedious to say this or that uma should be kept unless its spark screen scrolls all the way down to the bottom?i can barely be arsed to keep track of pinks and blues
>>572749137>spoilerI get how you feel, we lost some OG's this month as well.. even though the game is good now>t. fellow danchud
>>572754820EXPLODE
Uma(s) for this feel?
>>572754825>I want to play goo goo babies>nooo not like that
whats the best way to phonepost? i wanna post pics of horseraces i see as i see them, and i cant be assed to manually resize/compress every image i have when i take themim used to that function on desktop
>>572754820Hell yeah!I always fear that cons only have the entry level fan stuff but occasionally you do find someone who does more niche characters/series. Happy to see you found something of your oshi bro.
>>572754442i think this
Is it possible to kick a Danchou
>>572754384And you want to plap the twink, huh? Maybe come inside? Shameless.
>>572754502
>there are anons in this thread right now who attend anime cons
>>572754956This is not an UmacracyThis is a Dictoreinaship
>>572754956only if he disappears for 2 weeks
>>572755037yeah, me
>>572755037yeah it's fun?Got some banger posters at the cons I went too
>>572754956Reporting you for treason. Danchou will kick you soon
>>572754838depends on your playstyle. if you are a front enjoyer you absolutely need to keep track of like a laundry list of skills but if you are a backliner its just whichever has uma stan and a lot of whites with it
How do I respond without sounding mad
>>572755037I went to an anime con for twelve years in a row before I got too old and it started getting weird.
>>572754956just contact /uma/club, they'll "kick" your danchou very soon, "bwo"
took a lot of install/uninstall but I got retroSweepy working againwhat an absolute mess
>get 1* guts spark from an ug nishino flower run>reroll the sparks>get 1* guts againGlory to Cygames
>>572754907Tazuna Hayak
>>572755238Train her guts
>>572755238rest
>>572754839We lost mostly heavy farmers and those who stayed dropped their output by a lot.
>>572755238Give her vegetables.
>>572755070>uma clubs are cheerleader clubs
>>572754838The longer the game >>572751726 goes, the less important are the blues and your parents start looking like ww2 italian generals.
>>572755238what are the other trainings
>>572755357Do you still have some heavy farmers?
How do I tell her that mant was mid without hurting her feelings?
>>572755175Now that i think of it, i now remember trying to make a groundwork grandparent in the URA era is what made me just abandon looping because of the crap you have to endure therei'll never make fronts... and i've had Seiun in my pocket for months too
>>572749137I lost a top earner yesterday. I think he got poached.
>>572751726I guess I'm quitting once skill bloat gets too high
>>572755450leave them alone you /uma/club vulture
>>572755472mambro..............
My first post-update run. I may have focused too much on races or something
>>572755413Anon... there are no other trainings.
sadly MANT is still the king of parent farming for now
>>572755037been going since I was a teen, if my kid starts getting interested, I'll start taking him too
>>572755395I thought blues retained their importance later on because thats how you push speed capim so close to being filtered i swear to god
>check on bwo that left the club>they actually just quit the game and didnt get poachedits an odd sort of feel
We need a Yandere uma.A real one.
>>572755545oh rightdo a recreation
>>572755463it gets easier as skill hints become less stingy on cards, especially when tachyon's lab rolls around and you can fix up a cope parent. I wish i could ignore fronts but they keep spooking me..
>>572755548Its Aoharu for looping the skills then its MANT for fine tuning umas. What scenario does JP use for parents? I do not know how can you buy 30 skills in MANT unless it also gets updated.>>572755620Its harder and harder to push speed later on, it has diminishing returns while skills are static.
>>572755238she is just absorbing the bad RNGs of the run be thankful
>>572755620it's not as much of a difference as having more skills
Do I pull summer maruzensky if I have 32k carats?
>>572754927please let me know, i wanna livepost at a horse race i go to
So what's the best uma to run for sprint? New Ura Runaway Suzuka?
>>572755450No>>572755472I add them to friend list and I can see by offline days that they indeed quit the game.
>hey bwo URA is pretty good for parents now and also you want the new racing skills you get from dueling meek>try it>lose a tiara race>can't clock it>quit the career immediately and go back to trackblazerNever getting gaslighted like that again
>>572755828yes
>>572755037I got a picture with a >cute seiun sky cosplayer the last one I went to.
>>572755814Fuck no
>>572755238race or do recreation (better this one if you have kashimoto)
>>572754927>>572755819Last time I liveposted a horse race I didn't get a single replyI mean, it's not like I was just posting for the (You)s... well actually I was
>>572755828do you even need to ask
>>572755454no wonder shes the only one without a pal card
>>572755037Prime space to have sex
>>572754956
>>572756016Yes because I have no idea what the changes even mean
>>572755828*triumphant pulses u*
>>572755037past tense but yeah it was fun to put cosplays together (male, male, I am male) and see friends from far away.and once for a hookup
>>572754927i don't know if some app like kurobaex, chance or whatever have that functionyou can also use some browser with extensions in your phone like firefox, use your favourite 4ch addon and post thereumamusume pretty derby
>>572755976I love racing before debut
>>572755828Note: after evolves
>>572756098kek I never saw this one
>>572755896im wondering if MANT wouldn't stick around just because you can customize the race schedule so even when G2s and G3s stop mattering you still have a unified race schedule for all your parents and grandparents to maximize affinity as much as possible
>>572756249This is old as shit retard stop posting itBakushin rapes everyone on Sprints now
>>572755331Nnnnnnnnnot 100% sure 'bout that one, but I can see it.
>>572755037I started going to cons last year I'm 36 and I sirously had FUN every timeI missed out so much by not attending them earlier...
>>572756443Logotype
>>572756249>rickey is the most op uma ever on dirt!!!!>just as good as cap and taikihmmmmmmmmmmm, cygays interns, your response?
>>572756467what do you even do at a con besides exchanging stds?
>>572756249um rickeyFRAUDS?! le guaranteed wins???
Is Unity better for aces now? Can I stop torturing myself in MANT?
>>572756467>seriouslyDamn, I'm old and blind, sorry...
>>572748168First rate club Basashi (850734315) has room for 3 more members. We're pretty chill with no club drama. We may or may not hit A someday, but we'll always be first rate, and you'll never have to worry about doing fan runs.If you're interested, send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>572756169>you can also use some browser with extensions in your phone like firefox, use your favourite 4ch addon and post theredanke, i totally forgot about that, it works just fine, thank you bwo
>>572755037retard>>572756467based
>>572756249>bro and gyaru both at top>granny is only Anyoooo
>>572756573>>572756531Rickey is "i gotta make special parents for each dirt track and loop obscure greens" autism.
>>572756591with enough races new unity is pretty good
>>572756645Sex with you at a con?
>>572756467if it makes you feel any better mostly no one cares about how old you are, or cares about you at all unless you're dressed as a character they like. it's really low-pressure and you should continue to attend and enjoy yourself whether or not you're fucking twinks in the butt sloppy style like me.
Who's getting ready to pull for SMaru speed?
>>572756647even the onsen granny isnt good...
>>572756467I know what you mean. I was too caught up in my own bullshit in my 20s to do anything fun, started going a year or two ago and have had good times since.
>>572756816HISHI AMASEXOO
How the fuck do i know how bad a turn is for it to be worth racing in UnityNo bombsNo rainbowsTwo bubblesnon-maxed friendship----------------here?one bubblezero bubbles
>>572756573For one, she involves green grinding if you want to go max tryhard. And two, I don't know, bwo, I just like her song and cheering for her to let's go.
>>572756726......stop...
>>572756910You want it
>>572756819That writer deserves a raise
1 fucking day1 fucking day is all it took for you fags to go back to ERPing I thought we were so fucking back but your monkey brains are filled with nothing but cum, and is not your cumkill yourselves I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you
Wish I could go out and have fun instead of being stuck inside with crippling social anxiety
This is obscene
>>572757090Sex with you while you insult me
>>572757091it sucks outside
>>572757105Nice golds bwo
>>572756970>>572757157whore, I hate you!
I am unable to pick anything but 3rd
>>572757090I'm waiting for the event to drop to do my runs so I dont have anything to do besides erp with other adult men
>>572757091I recommend doing shrooms once or twice. It will unironically change your life.
>>572757209Nah, I'm not the con-sex guy
>>572756819you're a real mejiro, ryan
>>572757249bwo top gives you energy remember to hydrate your umas
>>572757249>I should flirt with trainer right now
>>572757105Powerletbwo...
>>572757285Yeah but it can also melt your brain and turn you into a raging lunatic.
>>572757351feels like the eye should be further to the right to be centered
>>572757209Rough sex
>>572757419>and turn you into a raging lunaticmaybe this is what I need to finally live a bit
Maybe being a villain isn't so bad.If I get booed, Onii-sama will worry about Rice.He'll cheer Rice on, He'll stay by Rice's side. He’ll only have eyes for Rice. He’ll think only of Rice.
>HMMMMMMMM I THINK ILL JUST NOT SHOW UP 3 RUNS OUT OF 4FUCK you Evil Nature
>>572756249huh I expected Kris S to be a bigger deal
>>572757443she's looking at you
>>572757465Do it then
>you will never have the confidence to attend an anime convention >you will never have the finances and craftmanship to put together a cosplay of someone you enjoy to your standards>you will never meet a qt3.14 girl who thinks your cosplay is cool>she will never tell you "haha yeah my boyfriend wouldn't come with me...kind of lame...">you will never meet up with her the next day>you will never get drinks with her and realize you had more in common than you thought>you will never release your seed inside her on her hotel bed>you will never fall asleep with her curled up on your chest listening to your heartbeat>you will never exchange discord messages with her for months afterward where it becomes increasingly clear despite her protestations she is not actually going to break up with her boyfriend>you will never rinse and repeat at the next con even knowing the cycle is going to continue again because you feel undeserving of healthy love and are addicted to BPDemonscouldn't be me.
>>572757285>Uhh just do illegal drugs lmaoif I was the kind of person who could even procure drugs we wouldn't be having this conversation in the first place
>>572757498Laurel just kinda does the long late surger gimmick better. Kris is never really as meta as the actually strong late surgers and only gets powercrept from there. Hope we get a third alt one day that puts her where she deserves to be (the top)
Bibo
>>572757090Just report and ignore
>>572757351Wrong answer
>clearing out followers>come across this >last login 91d;_;7
>>572757249basedbut remember that it's easier to be happy when you're healthy
i love sprint gamblecore metamy ss+ bono i shat out has won 2 pub rooms against ug3s
>>572757323>>572757450>71s apart...fine>>572757605>just do it bwostupid ass men who go outside all the time assumes everyone has access to these substances
>>572757812nyo...
>>572757105>go to tracen>literally only study for three years straight, zero physical training>surpass everyone else
>>572757848Rice Villain...
Friendly reminder to consult the dot 2.0 before rolling!
>>572757812Another one...
>>572757720she's getting the slutty santa claus alt this year tho while Gimlet gets stupid boots like his daughter
>>572757249>Eheh~!
>>572757986Bad time to roll
>>572757832i have no idea what this anon wrote, i've been staring at the image too long
>>572757249Bro, she's never gonna be happy if her legs explode. Top choice is best, it gives you all 3.
>>572758020I'd welcome that
>>572758012Oh shit, do I remove him???
>>572757986I feel like this is something I haven’t seen in a decade please spoonfeed me
>>572757812I still have someone on my friends list who MLBed Fuku and promptly quit the game 2 days after
top secret /uma/ meetup in the west exhibit hall bathrooms at AX
>>572756363FINEhere is your new one
Why would Ardan suddenly suggest a detour to the aquarium?
>>572758192dont you dare
>>572758192It's been 73 years...
>>572758213EXPLODEI'm jealous
>>572757812>>572758012Shakur, play life goes on.
>>572757848Rough sex with Rice(you) until the bed breaks
>>572757379>>572758021I love her so much.
wait...the upcoming event missions are going to require Trackblazer runs though...
>>572758219what does the pu mean
>>572758238hnnnnnngh
>>572758313Please stop toying with the AGP posters. They are annoying enough already without their hearts broken.
>>572758272don't get jealous anon you can hang out with me and my boyfriend if you want~
>>572757986>Not red/blueShan't be trusting it
>>572758219why is V face censored?
>>572758357it means they stink good
>>572758238>>572758383people watching a trainer and his uma blatantly flirting in front of everyone
>>572758383Yet another event with a single option
>>572757494>it's happening againFUCK ME WHY
is the current TT strat unironically just witmaxxing to inflate uma rankings to get a higher team rank?
>>572757668>>572757848Speaking of, where we uh... get shroomsAnyone know
>>572758454nta but they deserve it for being teasing sluts who get cold feet as soon as they start developing actual feelings for you
>>572758454I'm not breaking their hearts though it's their fault they're cheating sluts
>>572758454the guy who laments his lost agp love like a fucking chivalrous knight is in my top 3 /uma/ story arcs
>>572758540>>572758563>people watching a trainer and his uma blatantly flirting in front of everyoneTruly shameless!
>>572758195Newer version of pichttps://gcp2.net/data-results/live-data
>>572758456I am NOT third wheeling>>572758313yeahhh let's have sex ano->*SHANK*>*SHJSHSFPSFPFFPFSHHHHHHHHHHHH*>*blood spewing out like a fountain*HAHAAHAHHAAAAAAAA DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEE
>>572758761fuck off the wound is still fresh
>>572758834Do a double date with me and them?
>>572758854im rooting for you but also laughing, sorry
>>572758454I only flirt with AGP posters who post my favorite umas
thinking about the guy from my club who burned out and quit like two weeks ago
>Let's do a Unity run, see these new stats>Oh man, gotta burn a turn to fix this mood down>Man, haven't seen night owl in a minute. There's a turn>Gotta rest before Summer, there's a turn.>Summer time. No rainbows guess I'll burn a whist- oh right.>Well at least my stats are good. My skill points are->At least we have spark rerolls! My affinity should be... Ah, greatI forgot why I almost dropped this game. Give me MANT but with spark rerolls and my autistic gambling optimization would have been happy. I'm convinced people that are so anti-MANT just don't understand risk management. If a run goes bad nothing you can do to fix it and with stats coming from cards instead of races the whales get an ever-growing advantage.Also fuck not being able to clock any race, fuck the Tenno Sho spring, and fuck not having whistles.Obligatory statement that Brazilians and SEAs that complain about "yurishit" will have their comments rightfully ignored.
>>572758956he will be back
>>572758834>third wheelingthat's not what I'd call the center of the eiffel tower
>there are anons in this very thread that are going to brick themselves in ten (10) minutesgrim.
wowie
>>572758979MANT has spark rerolls too.
I AGP post while doing fan runsNot gonna say which club
>>572758761wait that sounds amazing to readwhich thread was it
>>572758979Counterpoint: you could have finished an entire unity+ run in the time it took you to write all this nonsense
>>572758834if you dont want to have sex wanna just hang out and play video games? Or we can talk about our hobbies outside of uma if we have any overlap there.
>>572758979newsflash anon you can still play MANT and spark reroll, it's not like the affinity update nerfs MANT parents it just makes it easier to make non-MANT parents that don't suck
>>572757986>>572758803I like that there's a map now. The dot in my area is orange
>>572758357apparently "Pickup"as in they're on banner
>>572758932there's nothing to root for. they still post here but it's over...
>>572759160Pickup deEZ NUTZ
>>572759160Ah that makes sense, thanks!
IM SO FUCKING NERVOUS HOLY SHITHALF A YEAR OF SAVING MY ASS HURTS
I loooooooooooove MANT. My hobbies include eating dirt, sucking golf balls through garden hoses, and anal sex (with men).
>>572759062>>572759113I meant to type that if MANT had spark reorlls all this time I would have been a happier camper these past few months. With the stat differential though I know that it isn't worth it and am pissed I can't grind parents out of failed ace runs.
>>572759282>sucking golf balls through garden hosesThat's an impressive party trick, Anon.
God pleaseI haven't seen an uma I like outside a spark or ticket in agesMEJIROOOOOOMCQUEENNNNN
>>572759209fuck you desu wa
>>572759082i don't have a link/screengrab, you just see him around every now and then during erp hours>>572759187its never over, the sakura trees always bloom even after a hard year
>>572759017....................
>>572759354need mcqueen to say this to me from exactly this angle
another run, another day this meme card doesn't give its gold
Please wish me luck
>>572758578If this happens again I am going to bring out the box cutter
You could be playing the game.
>>572759282This post brought to you by Unity gang
I'm gonna do it bwos. I'm bricking my account on the hag
Mambo is looking good these days.Might even overthrow the orange tyranny soon.
>>5727595425 minutesI'll play in 5 minutes
>>572759542I would if the game wasn't constantly giving me connection errors.
>>572759542waiting on TP and summer goldsharts to redo some TT umas
>>572759540>oguriyou didn't win
>>572759542I’m waiting to pull
>>572759534good luck nonny as well as everyone else!
>>572759542yeah but everyone's out of borrows
>>572759542why would i waste time doing that
>>572759540????Just bring 10 Sprint Sparks and you get A automatically, why make it hard on yourself
https://poal.me/6m5nq2https://poal.me/6m5nq2https://poal.me/6m5nq2
>>572759542Not blowing any loads until the event starts
>>572758609yeah just get 18* wit and UE rank everyone
>>572759542i can't make my front aces until i have 2 copies of the hag
Please Shiraoki sama kill all Front trainers in 5 minutes
>>572759670Can I get a kiss
lol.lmao.
>>572759632You can click names off ingame instead of censoring...
