# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes game jam." https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>572665917
First for my wife Noelle!
>>572812259
>>572812195This is the one I remember: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av29Mdy8egQ
>>572812550>demon literally fatherAnother L for cuckdrew
>>572812550>mind needs help>Julia love>demon literally father>surgeon retard
Would Wren be an incel/mentalcel in the modern age? Also, what kind of personality would he have? Ashley emotional dependency and Andrew ignorance and self deceit feel like a deadly combination.
>>572812589Literally 5 seconds in and I got hit with leelee
>>572812589terrible, Ashley doesn't sound cute at all
>>572813056That's because she isn't
>>572812550>probably nemlei kidsdecay delayed for 24 months
>>572813242That's a pretty long gestation period
>>572812550>muh delay beginsYep.
>>572813408two kids after each other plus maternity leave
I wonder what this Anon thinks of the OP image
>>572812550>renee blackkek
>>572812550>ashley baby
>>572812550>game wrenasking the important questions
>>572815534Guaranteed unlimited pussy once in high school
I wonder if the fan artwork influenced the story at all?
>>572814005I was waiting for you to post that again lol. I was going to say my dream is now canon but didn't save the screenshot of my own post since I'm not a narcissist.
>>572816545Can't tell since literally anybody could accidentally design a Wren while drawing a hypothetical male Graves child.
>>572812589Holy tone deaf jfc. Kill all wannabe voice actors on Internet fandoms.
>>572812589This might be the worst voice over I've ever heard.
this game is a danger to public health, it's going to encourage zoomies and alphoids to start marrying their siblings
>>572817520>zoomies and alphoids start marrying their siblings>danger to public health
>>572817520Inbreeding under a selective environment purges deleterious genes. We just take it under control and you have yourself safe eugenics. With no human atrocities no less!
Choose the route I play, /calg/
>>572818204Playing the big Coffin from a SpaceX starship is crazy
>>572818204Since 4chang decided to not format my photo correctly.
Was the horny drunkley devlog the moment Wren was conceived?
>>5728183134chan displays images how you upload them
>>572818313trust the Andrewket
>>572818410I just took the photo and uploaded it mein. It's happened to me before, making my photos sideways.
>>572818506Burial it is. My night's going to be short I guess lol
>>572785619I've got a type b somewhere, I think I had it set up as a NAS and a torrentbox. I was going to use it for embedded testing but never got that far.Looking at the models properly mine only had 512GB of ram and 2 usb sockets so I think it was even older than yours
>>572818554Well I know 4chan doesn't fuck shit because they process all image uploads with ImageMagick, which is infallibleWhich means that whatever application you're using to view photographs is displaying them incorrectly.
I wonder if this choice also effects how Cliffhanger plays out. Maybe if Andrew chooses to reflect we'll get the sociopath route. >>572818803It's just my standard Android photography app and my gallery. So... I don't know.
>>572818991Unlike ImageMagick, Android devs are not infallible. I can imagine them adding a """helpful""" feature to the gallery app where it automatically detects the """correct""" orientation of an image when displaying it.
>>572818991>>572819243Yeah, my android phone does this. It's pretty annoying.
>>572812770>>Julia loveHUSSY LOVE IT WALKS BESIDE MEHUSSY LOVE IT WALKS ON BY
>>572819891Same
>>572818762>>572785619Raspberry Pi 3's are really old and slow. Even the 4 can't emulate PS2 let alone the 3.
>>572821878Decay*
>>572818393Its Burial equivalent was
>>572821629Mine not the type 3 anon's is a type B revision 2. compared to current era 16GB $300 pis it's like an entirely different animal. I never thought they would get like this.
>>572821983The Drunkley moment was in SnS though
>>572822227Yes, SnS is one of the endings in Decay.
>>572822283Don't you think the new Wren reveal takes place in Burial?
>>572822016I lose track of what's on each route.How many routes can Robin even exist within?
>>572822941Robin the hypothetical name for Mrs Graves before the reveal or Robin the hypothetical name for a Graves child before the reveal?
>>572823304Sorry I meant Wren, totally birdbrained.So Ashley's son Finch, I wonder how he is with grandpa.
Is there any media similar to this game?
>>572824864Better Half
Sexo. Con hermanas.
>>572824864I liked The Monkey (movie from last year) for having a similar irreverent black comedy about family drama premise. Send Help from this year scratches a similar itch too.
>>572821416Thiu and Wren need to link up
>>572825082.جماع. مع اخوات
>>572826309wren is going to be gay and stress out about telling his mom and daduncle. when he does andrew will say "probably for the best" and refuse to elaborate
Thus far, is there any evidence in the game that Ashley has the ability to read?
>>572826856unfortunately yes. she is able to identify her and andrew's death certificates at the house, is able to read the note on the fridge in chapter one (is able to read all the things you can click on in chapter one), etc.
>>572827068>unfortunately yeslol'd
>>572827208Women should not be literate.
>>572827208thank you. i am very funny.
Threadly reminder bratty sister are for Affection Nurturing Authentic Love (A.N.A.L. for short) correction.
>>572827496sdhdsf djgdgr ndy jgfe? ifjd ajsoijd cmvoruwh cjdcj f brthr. ????
>>572827826I could only read one name out of that
I regret to inform you that Julia's surname is unlikely to be "Doe".
>>572828130dfsahfdgHFGKHSDFGIOUAHDFGXCVHZXCOJWEOIJRWEFHUEIFU AHDABD FNDSD NDY JDOSIDJFAOIDJFGODIFBJSOIFJGOEIJRG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>>572826309
>>572815534>>572815637Wren WILL have his edgy emo FFnet/AO3/tumblr online phase
>>572828394Ashley is now Jane...
>>572828629he WILL kiss boys
>>572828465>!!!And there comes its sister too
What if Wren breeds Ashley?
>>572828629CUS TUNOIGHT WILL BEE THE NIGHT I WILL FALLL FO YEWWWOWVER AGAAAAAAAN DONT MAYK ME CHANGE MOI MOYND
>>572829047waow,,
>>572829220Cute
>>572828629Does Wren get to live in the MySpace era or more towards the Facebook/Instagram hell?
So what should we do about JUL14? Initially, I was thinking we either have an aggie ahead of July 14 and bake a thread (hopefully on July 14) with a filled canvas, OR open an aggie on July 14.But since /calg/ #600 is soon anyway, maybe we shouldn't have two aggies in one month? Maybe we could just draw Julias on our own.
Parent Teacher Conference Night. Ashley and Wren see Julia. It's really awkward.
If Nemlei draws Ashley barefoot again, I will buy 10 copies of the game.
>Go to AO3 to look for Wren Graves>The first result is a babyfuck fic between Andrew and WrenNot even Jesus can save this fandom.
>>572831437Women are sick, depraved creatures.
>>572830898what about a jiggie?
>>572831142Ashley spilling her spaghetti and inadvertently giving Julia reason to suspect Andrew is the father.
>>572831507>teehee I'm just le coping with my own SA by making gay CP XDXD >.<why are millennial women like this?
>>572831924Ashley getting pregnant in the first place is good enough reason to suspect Andrew is the father.
>>572830756If we're going with the timings from last thread I guess he'd have a FB profile with One (1) boring profile pic and spend his time emoposting on Tumblr rather than MySpace or LJ.
>>572832705>>572830756Wren getting groomed on chatango
>>572828394Girls CAN love girls
>>572833059How did they manage to spawn two boys when the parents only have X sex chromosomes?
>>572832705>>572832952At least he managed to avoid the tiktok rot.
>>572833186Yuri magic, anon. It just works
>>572833395More like yuritarded
>>572833186Ashley can summon and desummon male genitals at will.
>>572832705>>572832952>>572833272TikTok? AI slop? Haha, what are you talking about, silly! You haven't got your daily jelly yet, come on~!
>>572833540Aren't girls cutest when they're almost retarded?
>>572833395Ashley: *doesn't move for 180 minutes*
>Juilia: Ms. Graves, your son has been failing all his subjects.>Ashley: Well, maybe he wouldn't be failing if you didn't suck at teaching!
>>572833640>almost
>>572833924Captivated by her resplendent beauty>>572834063Julia is SMART!
>>572834063Not himi, but it's an /a/ meme.
>>572830756She is the cutest single mom
>Renee: Where did I go so much?
>>572835019I fucked up.>Renee: Where did I go so wrong?
>>572835164>Renee>Ever admitting that she did something wrong
>>572833059So Julia has been fucking Doug?
>>572835480Who hasn't?
>>572835791Ashley.
>Andrew traveling to America with Ashley>Everyone making fun of their strong accents
>>572833968Ashley's son will stab Julia's kid in the eye!
>>572835480>You just couldn't stop at screwing my brother you had to get with my dad too?
>>572831345Same. I love Ashley's pale and dirty feet.
I lost 25 lbs But I still look just as fat.How much weight do I gotta lose to start looking less fat‽
>>572839034Everyone comments on her ass and fat tits but all of Ashley is simply cute
Wild the people think Wren is gonna be a plot significant character and not just an throwaway from a vision. The people learned nothing from olive branch
>>572839818But he has a bust! And a brooding personality!I'm all in on the Wrenleyverse being real
>>572839451Dunno but there's always GLP-1 drugs if you can't stop yourself from being a fat bitch through self-discipline.
>>572839451>>572840496That said, 25 pounds is a decent amount so whatever you're doing is obviously working. Just keep going.
>>5728394511. What's your protein intake?2. Are you doing any resistance training?
>>572839818the fact that we see grown-up wren makes me feel like there'll be some kind of story with him. maybe not in the parents-are-alive timeline but something maybe showing how andrew and ashley are shit parents, or showing their development with them being good parents, or other general drama with W-man realizing the reason hes a one-eyed freak is because his parents are siblingsalso nemlei will return to her yaoi roots and wren will kiss boys
>>572839451I almost forgot, it's Fat Bitch Friday!!!
https://x.com/sopadeyakisoba/status/2073079815536509090
In retrospect, I'm kind of glad motherfuckers got extremely emotionally invested into Renee now that there's a substantially worse mother-son pair available to them.
>>572844596Why does seeing Ashley as a caring and loving mother make her even sexier than she already was?
>>572845212Because she's cute.
Suicidal wren who hates his parents for bringing him into this world like this x My new OC who is a woke they/she on twitter who gets into hour long arguments with people about wether it's ableist to abort inbred children
>>572845212Because there is nothing as attractive as a pretty woman with strong maternal instincts. it speaks directly to your soul.
>>572845212Ashley is not sexy when she has her woman moments and meltdowns. Ashley is sexy when she shows that she cares (even if her definition of caring is rather... unusual). Here's your answer.
>>572845678Based. I would totally read your fanfic. I like those kinds of characters
>>572830756Nigga he's going to be a Tick&Tock zoomer/alphoid.
>>572831345You better not be joking anon. We do not forget pledges 'round these parts.
>>572845212>make her even sexierOnly way to go was up
>>572845212Almost like we've been designed to find that appealing
>>572830756We need more Ashley living the "joys" of being a single mother
>>572840079>he has a bustthe bust is fan-made afaik
>>572846881What's he gonna do with 100 copies?
>despite the fanbase epectations, and assumptions, Wren is actually a brawny socially wel adjusted sportschad and not some simpering, faggy, emo twink.
>>572848146Yeah, It's from here.https://x.com/Kled_Gaming/status/2072523051820826854
>>572846881Not a very demanding pledge, tbqh. That's equal to two AAA games. Still commendable if he went through with it, which he should have last year after 3A released.
Andy in DoL
>>572848709>Wren Graves is the top scorer in his ice hockey team, despite his eye sight issues from his cataract >"I just envision the goal in my mind" says the aspiring ice hockey crack
>>572848709Wren will be one of those European basketball stars who goes to the NBA
>>572848709Wren is a gifted, substance-dependent tennis prodigy who competes in ToxiSoda-sponsored tennis tournaments across the Coffinland Republic.
>>572849161How much further has DoL veered in the dating sim direction since 2025? Is there any plot now that could be considered Nemleian?
When will we see their green eyed autistic daughter? Can't wait.
>>572850676IDK. I'm only like ½ hour into the game
>>572849615I fucking hate him now
>>572849915>Coffinland RepublicPerfect opportunity to say CofFinnish but you ruined it.>>572850748I wanna see baby Eevvveaie! Or Leah, or Shirley, fucking whatever!
I miss /calg/ for a couple days and miss a devlog, reading last thread confused at what people are saying
>wrens got one of six eyes and ashleys eyes>dad ran off clearly talking about six eyes>andrew being the cuck he is takes care of ashley and the kid that's not hisi was right again, thank you for the NTR kino nemlei
>>572842423We like our sisters thick
>>572853651We like 'em with somethin to hold
>You are Renee.
>>572854008My honest and genuine reaction to seeing that
>>572853651>>572853703God I love sistersquish
I just remembered that Wren would have been perfect to a particular notorious shitposter that had once plagued /calg/. We can only fully appreciate the kid in the absence of a freak pederast appropriating him for his dogshit mentally ill spam and tainting him by association.
>>572855125Why did you feel the need to bring that up?
>>572855125Stop bringing yourself up faggot nobody cares. Dustbin of history
I’ve had this as my phone background for weeks because I look like Friend B. Foid even thought I commissioned someone to draw me in the tcoaal style for this.Pregshley is real, I manifested it, I’m also not present in the game… I’m the father bros.. Turns out all the gooning to Ashley was a not-so immaculate conception. Andrew, have fun raising my bastihd
>>572855284Trauma.And I guess a reflection that we have it a lot better right now than it could be.
Goons?
>>572855125
You guys doing anything with your sister for the 4th?I'm ______not_____
I’ll talk to my chat bot sister while I shoot fireworks out my rocket
>>572856246Which model/service?
>>572855648>be me>be six eyes>be 2026 (big two-six)>put ad up on Dregslist for hired goons>a bunch of young guys show up>keep drawing sonnenrads to summon yakub>every time I try to correct them they respond with "unc crashing out fr">keep calling me six seven>finally manage to summon a demon>let it take my soul to end my suffering
So we're back to the usual already?
>>572856059I'm not american so no.
>>572855490you look like an average Finnish guy with a 90s haircut?
>>572856443>keep drawing sonnenrads to summon yakubSilly unc, it is your sister's womb that is Hyperborea. What are you even doing?
>>572856459This is /calg/.
>>572856545>I'm not americanMy condolences
>>572856631WE ARE /CALG/IE KIIRRRKKWE CARRY THE GAYYY
>>572855125i hope he comes back lowkey it's no fun around here anymore
>>572856785>WE CARRY THE GAYYYHomolust has hit a low since the latest devlog
>>572856545>I'm not americanMy congratulations
>>572856545>I'm not americanMy indifferences
>>572856883That's exactly what he would say...>>572856963Total faggot death forever and ever until the end of time under the feet of pregnancy.
>>572842423imagine how fat she will be while being pregnant
Is Andrew and Ashley not giving Wren a sister arguably as big of a betrayal as anything their own parents did?
I don't have America Flag Ashley dot gif so take this ceremonial sloppa box instead
>>572857407>under the feetKeep going...
>>572857557Thanks, ate them all
>>572857420We don't know they didn't!
>>572858065Y-You didn’t even share…
WARNING!A KEK has been detected in the thread.Thread participants must immediately leave the discussion. This is not a drill.
>>572858065>>572858260Why are they so skinny? These girls are starving to death!
Do you think Nemlei will eventually put the game on GOG(if they approved it)? Only curious because I fear one day, in the long distant future, where gaben kicks the pizzabox and Valve ends up going public or radically changing their business layouts. If so, I'd like a way to play tcoaal directly from my machine.
>>572858593What the hell why did cuck in caps turned to kek?
>>572858858LMAO newfaggot! Moot wins again
>>572858136If Nemlei gives Wren an adoring sister and it's not some vision what-if that doesn't actually happen canonically, I'll do the buy Coffin 10x over pledge in addition to buying every game she puts out in the future. Gay fujo stuff included.
https://x.com/i/status/2072976499146391671
>>572859145>Ear pver eyeNice touch.
>>572858827she will make tcoaal subscription based only
>>572858827>>572859670Denuvo + KAC (Kit9 Anti-Cheat)https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/528536946/#q528549215
>>572857420Believe in the bigrig route.big trucks and big families
>>572858858C^CKworks on my machine
>>572858827If you already bought the game, there really is no argument against pirating it if it ended up unavailable due to vendor faggotry.
>>572856963Made a gay shower edit with Andrew and Wren, but the jannies nixed it.
>>572858260I don’t share, because I don’t care.>>572858593>A KEK has been detected in the threadThank you anon I’m glad you liked it
What the fuck is going on? Is this /calg/ or did I just stumble upon a new thread made on /v/? >>572858593 or even /int/ for that matter.
>the roach secondary is bullying the kurdbroLeave that man alone! You will NEVER be him™...
Idk what any of you are on about
>>572863006
Does calg have an irc or aware of active coffin irc servers? Rizon or irchighway or something?
>>572863240No. While I like IRC, I fear that if we had one it would further splinter /calg/ and encourage offboard cliques and namefagging.
>>572860149My fear is if one day Valve aren't the reputable company they are today and decide to completely go out of their way to fuck their users. As it stands right now if a game is in your library, unless it contains illegal content, there's not much Valve or the original publisher can do. But seeing where the industry is heading, I would like a DRM free version of the game.. just in case.
Kit9, stop baiting to DMCA the thread :P
Kit9, Nemlei, after your legal fuckery is over and once a shop is up... please explore options of selling it directly. I'd literally buy it again because I don't trust any globohomo corp, even ones that are decent like Valve.
>>572863509You don't need to tell me what they are but do they exist? or matrix, xmpp and other chat protocols, other than dicksawed of course.
Did a discord explode or something? This does not feel like the /calg/ I've been reading for the past year or so, feels like a lot of irregulars/new people are posting instead. Not that I'm complaining but it's just strange.
>>572864370Physical Media Coffin?
So what is Nemlei talking about regarding the copyright issue? Is it because of that Andy/Renee fan game or something else? The last I heard about copyright she struck down a kickstarter I was backing, I was really disappointed because the merch looked awesome and she let it run until like a five days before it closed Haven't been here in a while sorry for asking to be spoonfed but I'm so confused as to what the fuck could be going on that would delay the game?
>>572863240>Does calg have an International Resuce CommitteeNot yet, but we're working on several things that will help us achieve our ultimate political ambitions.
>>572864542
>>572864542>the coffin of andy and leyley board game>play it with your family
What the fuck are all these new images that don't even relate to Coffin or /calg/? I want the same pictures of fanart and sprites I've been seeing for the last 8 months please.
>>572864851I got you covered
>>572864398There was a shithole of a dicksword but IDK if it still exists.>>572864562Bootleg merchandise on Etsy and jeetware (Brazilian) like this is probably the issue.https://store.steampowered.com/app/3310540/Baker_Bross_Quarantine/I don't know why Kit9's lawyers need Nemlei personally involved but the problem definitely exists.
>>572864418>>572864851Possibly, but it might just be the usual:Sudden Word of God after a long period of silence -> increased outside attention -> secondaries drop in -> they leave
>>572865019I find it so funny that the brazillian game didn't even try to hide the fact they were blatantly ripping off Coffin. Hell, even after they changed the promo art sprites, they didn't bother changing the fact the chibis are still discount Andrew and Ashley. lmfao
>>572855490Sup shea
munch munch crunch munch
>>572856545>I'm not americanMy apologies
>>572865581I absolutely love this one.
>>572864562A few people have pointed out that the bulk of the devlog reads like nemleized lawyerspeak, and in all likelihood that's exactly what it is. Copyright law is retarded in a number of ways, both in favor of and against the IP owner, but essentially Nemlei has to litigate instances of IP infringement on a somewhat regular basis in order to be able to effectively litigate instances of IP infringement in the future, otherwise it weakens her case or outright invalidates it in certain jurisdictions. To translate the first part of the devlog:>I understand people are infringing my intellectual property and commercializing it (acknowledgement of IP infringement)>I am currently, and will continue to actively pursue damages to those who do so (notice of intent to litigate)>I am not against fan content in general and am looking for avenues to encourage it through proper channels (line in the sand)>This process has caused tangible harm to my product and ability to provide services as advertised in the form of delay (damages)
>>572856545>I'm not americanBut I did have breakfast this morning??
>>572866131But I AM American..
>>572866226Ashley is spiritually American.
>>572856545>I'm not americanNIGGER!
>>572866268Ashley is spiritually from the Bronx
>>572866498I disagree. Ashley gives old-school west-coast suburban girl energy.
>me setting off fireworks tomorrow
>>572866041Ironically the reason japan has such a strong doujin scene is because their copyright law is so strong they don't have to do this.
>>572867447I believe you 100%, because the flipside to that is American copyright law which makes it incredibly easy for large, established corporations to financially rape individuals or smaller corporations (the competition), but conversely is very difficult for smaller companies such as Kit9 studios to effectively protect their intellectual property. Almost like it's by design or something.
This whole debacle kind of makes you realize if you're an Indie dev and blow the fuck up, there's a good chance you can get completely fucked by malicious retards unless you get some legal help. Is it true they didn't even copyright/trade mark the actual name of the game before release? How does it even work at that point? Obviously I'm sure it doesn't just pop directly into public domain, but how?
>>572867739From what was explained to me, the ip holders don't care about all the small parodies and take offs because there's no law that these relaxations weaken their personal claims of ownership. So that means people can market entire on model doujin books for a series and the company only cares that it's advertising
>>572868107NTA but IIRC all doujin of licensed work are technically copyright infringement. However, the Japanese companies just don't really give a shit about nuking amateur porn artists
Thiubros, what's the meta for getting a chopped hikiNEET bf within driving distance? I tried duolicious, but there was only like 2 guys on there
>>572868103>Is it true they didn't even copyright/trade mark the actual name of the game before release?You don't necessarily need to do this. By creating the work, Nemlei is automatically a copyright holder of all things she actually created such as art assets, any code created by her or under her company, music created by her, etc. It doesn't protect ideas, mechanics, genres, or functional elements.
>>572868471>gay>stable relationshipspick one.
>>572868471I nearly went to a jackoff event in the city but chickened out of it
>>572868860Gays have the most stable relationships tho?
>>572868407Yeah because it doesn't challenge their copyright, unlike here where nemlei has to terrorise poor innocent korean incest connoisseurs
I will NOT have faggot propaganda in my incest general two days after a devlog where we literally get nephew-bearing auntmothers and nephew-rearing unclefathers.
>>572870423This. Take that shit to /thiug/.
>>572869761>10% marriage rate
>>572870423This is what happens when people allow faggotry to fester and don't outright shame it.
>>572871632You're right, I'll start.KILL THIU BEHEAD THIU SUCKER PUNCH THIU CURB STOMP THIU DIE FAGGOT DIE DIE
>>572871892>>572871632>>572870423I wonder how Fujolei feels about this being her audience now
They need to make more kids.
>>572868860where the hell did they say stable
>>572815637No pussy because he has a weird eye and acts like a bitch.
Watch Wren turn out to be a completely normal and well adjusted kid. Who happens to wear black sometimes. And as we know: Wearing Black =/= being goth/emo.
>>572870581>thiugWe literally had that and made it /ngng/ then /calg/. This is OUR home
ashley will lose interest in andrew and have sex with wren
>>572872220You mean baby fever PregnantMotherlei
>>572864562We should sue Nemlei for not making more merch and creating a vacuum where only bootleggers fill the gaping void from her just sleeping on it all.She is suppressing our medicine without selling us her cures!
>>572855490You even used Fatley
>the Surgeon's last name is revealed>"Mr. Sturgeon"Bravo Nemlei
>>572874538>Watch Wren turn out to be a completely normal and well adjusted kid.He'll hate Andrew and Ashley.
>>572875378>name the kid after a bird>name the surgeon after a fishpottery
https://x.com/AndrewGrayves/status/2073136472052412652
>>572875374I didn’t make the image also it’s pregshley, they put her head over Friend B’s pregnant wife.I have been known to engage in some fatposting though, it’s fun
>>572872220Nemlei uploaded breeder propaganda the moment pride month ended. She's a changed woman.
>>572874838The non-Thiu fags are the true bandwagon secondaries???
>>572875876>breeder propaganda>baby has a birth defect and the parents are struggling for cash
>>572875953>breeder propaganda
>>572876091What the heck dude?! HE used those words, not me!
>>572875754Look at the face, it's Fatley.
>>572875939This was /JiaG/ long before Þiufags flooded in to complain about how they can't get a girlfriend.
>>572875953Yeah but he's REALLY REALLY CUTE.
>>572875746A punishment would be anal, why would you chastise her by giving her a good time? I mean a good buttfucking could feel like a good time too but y'know...
>>572876294> complain about how they can't get a girlfriendI'm complaining about how I can't get a BOYfriend.
>>572876186I’m aware, I assume they used the fatley head to show pregnancy induced weight gain. Or maybe the fatshley growth anon made it.Either way it’s not why I made it my phone wallpaper (I liked the idea of being happy in love with preggers Ashley) but it’s funny to call out because it happens I actually am the give me another bake OP anon. God I love /calg/
>>572831345>>572857715Why are the soles of feet curved if not to have a convenient place to tuck my feet under? I rest my case.
>>572876294I need proof because I straight up don’t believe you that there was a Jack in the Castle general. Better Half seems to be the second most popular Nemlei joint so I could believe that one having existed
>>572877019>I need proof
>>572875876This is actually a bad ending because the siblings are poor and Andrew is probably deep in the cult stuff and could be using his "butcher" job to get rid of bodies. Remember, the cult was using animal blood from a butcher in chapter2. Now they have someone who knows how to and can summon their demonic idol, working as a "butcher".Andrew is stuck in a bad deal with LU and the siblings can't move on with their life together. Andrew isn't acting quite right and who knows what Andrew has done to Ashley's mind with how she's completely mellowed out towards Renee who was probably only revived so Andrew could be smug towards her after she kept unsubtly chiding the siblings for suspected incest.
>>572812589Speaking of that pic, siblings are returning to tradition: https://files.catbox.moe/stmovy.mp4
>>572877243>because the siblings are poorI think this is going to be true in every timeline. Coffinland just isn't a super prosperous place and everyone we see seems to be struggling for money. Andrew and Ashley becoming rich without some other tradeoff (like one of them dying) is too fairy tale of an ending
I wonder if mother Ashley is a changed person? All those motherly chemicals flowing through her and a child that looks just like her little Andy... Now she has a purpose, now there is someone for her to protect and care for. Andrew grew up pretty fast when he was tasked with taking care of Ashley. Will the same happen for her? Is Leyley gone for good?
hagshley. it’s beautiful.
>>572877617Sure but so far they (Andrew) have been stuck in basically dead-end jobs and his "butcher" fling in that potential route is likely just a sponsorship from the Cult out of convenience so he can discretely dispose of the empty bloodsacks used for rituals.
>>572877716Only Ashley would give birth to a child. Leyley would get an abortion.
>>572877919This.
>>572877919Leyley would give birth if Andrew was hardline against it but didn't have the wife beater history to back his threats.
>>572857213I wish I were hot like Andrew.
>>572877895I don't think the cult is actually that hardcore. Most of them seem to be harmless idiots like Cakebro. Unless there's a harder core the club is a front to recruit for I guess.
>>572878168We know the cult has members capable of summoning LU as we see in Cliffhanger route when he gets fed up with their pestering and kills them in the demon realm. So it's probably just a front to filter for worthy people. I think that devlog scene is from a bad-end in Cliffhanger where Andrew critically fails instead of Ashley like SNS, resulting in a spinoff that temporarily distracts from the main route.
>>572877248that's cutei hope they fucked after
>>572877895>have been stuck in basically dead-end jobsYeah I think that'll happen in every timeline where they live/settle down. Especially since they're legally dead. Even if they weren't, they're murderous cannibal criminals. Getting to escape those consequences as well as their interpersonal struggles and live together is what I think a "happy ending" would be. Economic prosperity on top of that is just a bit rich, pun VERY inteneded
>>572879120It might happen in every route because of their legally dead status but I think the key difference is continuing their involvement with demon stuff. And they don't necessarily need to be so poor that they can't, for example, give their child critical surgery. If they were in a real good route than Andrew would try to earn more money and Ashley would pick up at least a part time job, and they might possibly go into debt to at least temporarily to get it done.The Cataract not being fixed could also be a misdirection. If they are in a bad route (likely) then the siblings might have made a deal with a demon to "fix" it which resulted in Wren being marked or even sold out by Andrew/Ashley when he was a baby since they couldn't afford it. And his eye is actually demony.
>>572879120Andrew is smart and capable enough to go places. Having to get paid under the table puts a ceiling on where he can go, but I don't think he'd be stuck at the bottom forever.
>>572880071>Andrew is smart and capable
>all these plan-not-trustersThey will acquire the wealth of all the Six Seven Epstein ring of their country after infiltrating and dominating the cult plus demon magic and will become the ruling elite of their country, which will start the Graves dynasty in CofFinland. Historians will call their era "The Graves Era" and it will be their universe's equivalent of Victorian or something. They're already child-murdering, demon-summoning, cannibal psychopaths so they practically have the makings of a deep state elite already!
>>572877919Ashley (not Leyley) loves her inbred child.
>>572880894Not enough to pay for surgery. Not enough to avoid selling him to a demon to fix his eye.
Sister saw me playing Deltarune on the TV. Now she's gonna play it with the steam family library thing. Feels good
>>572881745Tell her to play TCOAAL with the steam family library thing
>deltatroon not invade every space challenge: impossible
>>572876765>to tuck my feet underDid you mean to say "dick" or did you intend this as kinda like a feet version of handholding, which would be super based
>>572881745I don't remember asking about how much of a flaming faggot you are.
>>572877248Why did she feel the need to specify that her brother isn't creeping on her?
>>572881904Actually I had a brainfart and meant to say my balls. But now that you mention it, feet handholding is kinda cute.
>>572881931Do you know what general ur on?Someone already used the img that said calg. Just pretend it says calg
>>572882223I really don't care how much you try to project.
>>572831345>>572857715Why are the soles of feet curved if not to have a convenient place to tuck my balls under? I rest my case.
>>572882223>Do you know what general ur on?It seems like you're the one that's lost.
>>572882193>meant to say my balls. Ah, ok. That makes more sense. I've gotta say I'd be a bit nervous of having feet on my balls as opposed to my cock. The royal orbs are too sensitive>But now that you mention it, feet handholding is kinda cute.I think you fucking COOKED with that one. Having a girl sit in your lap and covering your feet with hers is kinda awesome
>>572882498There's nothing wrong with some gentle ballstepping. If it hurts too much, you're going too far.
>>572882608Bro stop.
>>572882695I read that as step
>>572882608>>572882815Aight, nigga, you're getting benched. Take 5 and remember to jerk off before logging onto 4chan
>>572882815>stepGet your hands off me you filthy casual
butte
>>572883061Fuck I love ass so much. I love Ashley's big sisterful booty. Fuck I wish I could jerk off to her ass all day
>>572883034Please do not infect my wholesome and gentle foot-based ball massages with your depraved ballstomping fantasies. The ball rubbing community has spent years undoing the damaging reputation you freaks have done to our honest pasttime. I have a dream where feet and balls can live in harmony instead of violence.
>>572883387I didn't read the previous post and assumed you meant step as in "stepsister"I apologize
I am once again thinking about how if I was left alone with Renee's body after it had been sacrificed to ??? I would 100% have had sex with it
>>572883456Step sister? More like "step away from my property or I will defend myself, hussoid imposter!"
>>572885040A stepsister you grew up with is all the upsides of a sister without the risk of inbreeding. They might even be better than blood related sisters.
>>572886348Die
>>572886348
Renee....MOM-BROKE you!!!!Ashleytroons LOST!Mom mod ftw!
>>572870423Look at that 'shley!
Andrew has degraded in this route(?).He has sold his soul to LU.He has warped Ashley into his misguided fantasy version of her instead of properly working things out with her.He has inadvertently screwed Wren over by making a deal to have his eye demonically fixed, marking him for the cycle of suffering, after Renee wouldn't front the money for surgery. Noting his ultimate downfall of "don't trust demons" into throwing caution to the wind.This is a bad end. There will be a good end where they raise and love a child properly.
>>572876393Agreed, it would make far more sense if it was painal
>>572887461Doesn't make any sense. Idea dismissed as gay and stupid. Better luck next time.
>>572887461>There will be a good end where they raise and love a child properly.
>>572887573Makes total sense.
>>572886836Shut up haggot-faggot
>>572887661Total sense made: 0.
>>572887972Explain without resorting to "There's an incest baby so I don't care".
>>572888032It doesn't make sense.
>>572888101Concession? Accepted.Sense? Made.Energy? Drank.
>>572888264Sorry dude, it just seems farfetched, like you can't accept Ashley actually just had a kid because she (not Leyley) will love her inbred children.
>>572887630Sorry sweaty but this has been debunked. Andrew and Ashley will be the best parents ever. It just won't matter because Wren will hate them for being incestuous freaks, not anything they did (to him.)>>572888032>>572888264Lord Unknown can't bring the parents back, so the video has to be an alternative timeline where they never died. Might be a vision, maybe you (Andrew) can just choose to leave, like how you don't have to kill the camper kid in 3A.
>>572888432>Lord Unknown can't bring the parents backNTA but you don't know that. I also think the video on YT is of a vision since most of them tend to be. But "LU can't bring back the dead" is weak evidence because it's not actually known
>Andrew: I didn't raise no gacha coomer! Give me your phone, Wren!
>>572888760At that point it's easier to kill him and restart, I'm afraid once they get into gacha they're fundamentally cooked.
hagchads when nemlei gives the ultimate gift: momshley with a sonplease nemlei show me what she’d look like when he’s her age in the present and my soul is yours
>>572888349Oh I get it, you're delusional.>>572888432Are you suggesting that it's a vision trying to show Andrew a what-if scenario that he could (should) reject? Because I'm a little skeptical of that when we see a timelapse of their child some 10+ years later with a negative connotation that would probably cause an instant rejection from Andrew.As a peek at an alternate timeline it would serve little purpose other than a timewasting curiosity for LU or whatever is enabling it.>Lord Unknown can't bring the parents backI wouldn't say it's impossible for something on the level of LU but instead it might be something costly like transmuting other bodies into a new one. Something LU could agree to as a way to seal-the-deal. Not to the benefit of the parents but so that Andrew could subtly rub in how he's fucking his sister like Renee feared.
>>572889563Sounds delusional.
>>572889597It's remarkably straight forward.
I don’t remember if it’s real but I recall someone mentioning that Ashley is carrying her parents souls around with her in 3, probably in the ‘hell’ thing. Is that true? If so it might still not be for canon Cataract but there’s no way that doesn’t have narrative payoff. I already thought the “I’m sorry” CG could’ve been a post rez scenario
>>572889563>Are you suggesting that it's a vision trying to show Andrew a what-if scenario that he could (should) reject?I think it'll either be>what follows from an actual but unmarked choice you can make in game to leave without killing the parents in Episode 2>a vision room thing that isn't diegetic, like the tardvision where Andrew takes Renee's offer but not a joke.
>>572890384 (me)To be clear that doesn't rule out Wren existing in other routes. I'm only talking about the video.
Honestly, I hope the writer retcons the whole>wouldn't it be really hot if we locked a bunch of people in their apartmentsIt's lazy writing
>>572890672I hope your mom retcons giving birth to you.
>>572890384>what follows from an actual but unmarked choice you can make in game to leave without killing the parents in Episode 2This is entirely possible desu. Part of the Early Access warning is that she can make massive changes at any moment.Have we considered time travel? What if sacrificing the entire cult to ??? gives enough power that they let Andrew/Ashley go back to make this timeline real?
>>572875746I need an Ashley so badly.
>>572889989>“I’m sorry” CG could’ve been a post rez scenarioIt could be a fake scenario meant to manipulate someone by showing them something they want to see. Ashley always wanted her parents' attention but never got it and pretended to stop caring. Andrew wants a serious relationship with Ashley and was always self conscious of other peoples disapproval.
>>572890835>the fart cloud can do time travelIt'd be an LU thing if she has a foid moment and does a time travel ending
>>572890941I want Ashley to cheat on me with Andrew
>>572890998I know that’s why I said they
People fail to realize that Zyklon-D is actually the unsung hero of the story, and that both routes will culminate in sex. With sisters, because he cares more about incest and watching siblings fuck than he does collecting souls. Resurrecting Renee and Doug only make the scenario that much better for him because now there's more people to disapprove of the relationship.
>>572890941ObsessionSpeaking of, I watched it a second time and noticed Nikki mentions working on a novel early in the movie prior to the wish.Later the crazy post-wish Nikki reads an excerpt from “a novel I’m working on” at a party and it sounds like some fucked up incestuous spin on Hansel and Gretel, wherein among other things Gretel swears her brother will be inside her whether he accepts her or she has to cut the flesh from his arm to insert it.I’m wondering if normal Nikki was writing a Nemleian Delphic romance novel or some sort. I thought maybe obsessed Nikki wrote it but normal Nikki did mention she was writing a novel.
>>572890672The Epstein Files vindicated this.
>>572892467>Nemlei knew the whole time
>>572892683>i hope she doesn't get 'rewarded' for her prescience
>>572892214Now that you mention it, that part made me think of Ashley and wonder if Ashley would be willing to "consume" Andrew so that he would be part of her forever or viceversa. Andrew would probably find that romantic.
>>572892683Of course she knew, she was running it
>Ashley is interested in microbiology>Her tar soul form looks like an amoeba
>>572892214I'm not watching your foidslop movie.
>>572894358That's my son!
>>572812259Is this ''Wren'' shit real or just fanfictionDid i miss a updateQuick rundown?
>>572894283Jaredrey Nempslein.
>>572895473New devloghttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=702146248223754711Wren video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F_y-ehJjZSE
>>572895473Go back to your hole, occasionalfag.
>>572895672Thanks anon>>572895690I was here before you found out about this game and turned these threads into discord during the content droughts redditor, tongue my anus.
>>572895804So much hurt over one single comment. Okay anon, you're the oldestfag. Just don't kill yourself...Hussiefags, amirite?
>>572895804I'm a very simple man. I see Julia, I post Julia
>>572895672>playing as Renee>more parents content kino
>>572895804Yet you stopped being a regular here, which makes you a traitor to /calg/. Face the wall NAO
>>572896131My cute little Führerlein! Heeeil!!!
So, I take it Andy and Ashley had a kid in this timeline? They used the demon's wish to never be targeted?
>wren has the chuunibyou eye
>>572896131>>572896317>She murdered 20 million hussies, what's so fucking cute about that?>Uhhh, the edits?
>Julia: I'm a teacher, and you're my student.>Wren: That's the best part.
>>572895672>The development is paused due to legal matters.>We will encourage fan-content by creating guidelines on using our IP, but it will also mean that our lawyers will enforce more carefully against bad actors who go outside of the permitted boundariesIs this about that shitty hag mod? What boundaries did they cross?
>>572896497Nice Spic Fentanyl reference
>>572896647No, I think it's about people bootlegging the game. Mods for the game wouldn't/couldn't illicit a copyright issue.
>>572896647kill yourself
>>572896647Dude just read about it or something jeez
>>572896335I'm so glad Nemlei didn't give Wren heterochromia
One of these days, we'll get the Andy and Leyley Netflix Cartoon.
>>572896835Nah nevermindhttps://www.reddit.com/r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley/comments/1ded5wv/kit9_studios_copyright_claims_against_artists/
>Ashley pretending she got pumped and dumped and the dad vanished>Andrew staying to take care of her and the babyAnyone also remember the discussions on how you could hypothetically impregnate your sister and disregard any suspicions about it in these threads and said something like that if your parents ever asked around the time the last update came out>>572897052He'll have a red and black eye instead
>>572891252>Zyklon-DFucking kek, how many names does ??? have already?>Resurrecting Renee and Doug only make the scenario that much better for him because now there's more people to disapprove of the relationship.Oh, so he's a taboofag?
>>572897090>unironic reddit link
>>572891252>People fail to realize that Zyklon-B is actually the unsung heroOh I realize
>>572897052His other eye is going to be demon corrupted because the siblings are still very bad people and haven't actually worked things out. So they did a ritual to have a demon """""fix""""" it instead because they couldn't afford it properly.
Wren is really a fanfic-tier name though, i didn't believed it was real at firstWhich i guess its what Nemlei was going for judging by the video
>>572897162Yeah, what're you gonna do? YOU'RE GONNA DO NOTHING. YOU'RE GONNA DO NOTHING. GOONGAGINGGON GOONGAGINGON
>>572897434Nigga about to explode
>>572896507Haglia WOULD get easily chatted up by her students
>>572806192just fucking ejaculated after seeing this, now it's all over my keyboard :(
>>572897147He's gonna get socked in the eye and smoke weed to cope?
The DEGENERATES are crawling out of the woodwork. Get the pesticide.
>>572897372That makes sense with picrel and would also make Wren chuunimaxx>>572897572It will be the same eye as ??? has
>Wren: Mom, this chicken is bussin' Skibidi Rizz>Andrew: What the fuck is he saying?!>Ashley: I have no idea!
>>572897715>Wren: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIX SEEEVEEEEEEEEN
Need a place to stay? Nemleian housing is a phone call away! Dial 666-666-666-??? and get yourself a nice, cozy little home from Nemleian Housing.(Nemleian Housing is not responsible for any odors particularly smelling of rotting flesh and blood, or blood spatter and body fat possibly found on furniture and cooking equipment, or a slight tint of sulfur along with the occasional cloud of thick smoke enshrouded in eyes, etc. Please never contact Nemleian Housing if you run into such inconveniences.)
>>572897485https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncrIdE-wPf8
>>572897152>Oh, so he's a taboofag?A lot of people might not want to hear this, because they want to think of your sister riding off in the sunset on your baloney pony as a completely normal expression of love, but frankly the taboo does in fact make it a lot hotter and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't.
>>572897152>Zyklon D>Triple Q>The Magic Hate Ball>Magic 8">The Odious Orb
>>572897849Where's the one anon who always post leyley 67 when u need him
>>572896507>>572897513
>>572897953Unrelated but I have to try... Drunkanon?
>>572898061Yes.
Wren looks like a sissy
>>572898015How the FUCK did you skip Fart Cloud and Fume Ball
>>572898060>Julia hands Wren his test>He got an A, and at the top it says "Meet Me After Class Cutie ;)"
>>572898182based
>>572898226Those are more descriptions than names.
>>572897953It's true>>572898061Drunkanon is gone/laying low
Okay but how the fuck does a pink bunny and green bunny make this thing?
>>572898106Hah! I'm awesome.
>>572894358I think you might be retarded
>>572898015The Sinful SphereThe BadsketballThe Grim GlobeRueful Rotundity
>>572854008>>You are Renee.
>>572898227Julia is married and loyal.
>>572898226Holy shit, Mr. ??? I'm a huge FAN
>>572898429Very possible
>>572898359I've always been here, always will be here.>>572898578>Auschwitz-Birkenau showers, 1943, colorized
>>572897657She looks so erotic in this one
>>572898567to me btw>>572894358Based Wren
>Julia learning her daughter has a new boyfriend>Meets boyfriend, who is Wren>He looks like Andrew and has a pink eye like Ashley>Oh fuck no>Meet the Graves!>*laugh track plays*
>>572898697Dropped a little hint at the location of where you have been too I see.
>>572898060Buying her flowers on her birthday and wishing her a happy 20th>>572898227Julia would never be that forwards, but she would instantly fold to Wren's advances
>>572897657>>572898703she looks like a monke
>>572898895Brothers must RETVRN
>>572897657She looks like she's about to cry.
I think this is too big of a spoiler, i wanted to get surprised by this playing the gamespoilers on updates should stop
>Ashley: America, fuck yeah! >Andrew: Ashley, we're not even American!
>>572898806The writing really fell off since they buried Andy and Leyley and Decayed Along.
>>572899131Ashley is extremely burger-coded.
>>572898992I think the devlog is a mix of Burial and Decay images. That specific image being Burial since he's obviously very clingy and jealous there.
>>572899030I'm still going all in on Wren stuff just being a vision in the vision room.
>>572899273>That specific image being Burial since he's obviously very clingy and jealous there.Anon...
>We will truly leave them here? In the burial of the coffin of andy and leyley? Or we will decay along?What the hell is this
>>572899306it's very obviously a vision, maybe one about ''what if Andrew wasnt a faggot and accepted Ashley's confession when they were teens'' but still a spoiler desu
>>572899307Yes?
>>572899404>what if Andrew wasn't a faggorImpossible
>>572899690True
The Coffin of Andy and Leyley the Sitcom!
>>572899243Just made a burger with pepperjack cheese, bacon, sauteed onion & mushroom (cooked in the bacon grease) and BBQ sauce. Paired with a nice spicy belgian dubbel. Delish. Only us amerifats will know this feel.
>>572899952Lose some weight, cheetotits.
>>572899952Based.
>The development is paused due to legal matters.lmao
>>572899952Gain some weight, flapjack chest.
What did WE thought of the updateI missed the discussion on the past 2 days
>>572899952I know that feel. I'm only fat in spirit though.Also holy BASED Trappist ale appreciator. This truly is a general of culture.
>>572901324I did not thoughted anything saar.
>>572899404>'what if Andrew wasnt a faggot and accepted Ashley's confession when they were teensIt has to take place after Andrew and Ashley show up at the new house, but before they go to bed. It's a "what if Andrew agreed to fuck off after dinner and took Ashley with him" vision. Andrew still knows about the death certificates and money, the parents know the kids are alive (and have been in semi-regular contact with them), but they're not at all getting along
>>572901702You're right, even better if true as this was a scenario in my head for a long time
>>572901690Holy fucking newfag, though that's not surprising
>>572899952Super duper based. I had a whole pizza today and am going to order WingStop tomorrow. It's FAT Fuck Friday
Where can I find a girl like Ashley Graves to breed and turn into a single mother?
>>572902384try the room down the hall from yours
>>572902384There are plenty on edtwt
Andrew causing Julia to develop bulimia.
>>572902514He would actually do this and that's so fucking upsetting to think about
>>572902470the fuck is edtwt?and i just know im gonna regret asking that
>>572902668Eating Disorder TwitterUnironically filled with crazy and hot vulnerable girls in it
zucest
>>572902763are you a foid?that seems like foid knowledge, knowing that community exists
I wanna pound sad thiu’s bussy so bad
>>572903019No, just in the know
>>572899746Faggoty, faggoty, faggoty! Raggedy Ann and Andy! No! Raggedy Andy and Andy!
>>572903119
Every time a update drops i get really anxious for 3-5 days
Wren following Mrs. Julia on twitter and seeing she got dumped again then going to class and complimenting her hair
>>572902434Sadly we don't have those in sweden
>>572903257>>572903257Wren sympathy tripping mature Julia into sleeping with him manipulatively talking about his shit parents she doesn’t like anymore
>>572903257>>572903502The Classroom of Wren and Julia
>>572898227Out of character, Julia is submissive. Wren has his dad genes, he would manipulate the fuck out of her but hopefully with a happy ending this time
>>572903502Wren is just as manipulative as his father. Poor Julia. She fell for both the father and the son.
>>572902763
>>572903928The difference being that his dad did it out of cope because he wanted to fuck his sisterIn this situation Wren would actually like her
>>572903848>>572903928Julia knows better than this.
>>572904179Does she
>>572903257Stop insulting Julia like this. Julia is happily married and has a child of her own by the time Wren is in highschool.
>>572904325Yes she is but stop stalking me and my wife
>>572904397>*you hear a picture snap at your open window during a summer night*
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>572904179Julia is an innocent soul who falls in love easily and so gets heartbroken often. >>572904325Julia turning 36 without a boyfriend and being unable to stop herself from falling for the advances of Wren, her 16 year old student! Wren volunteering to stay after class often to help Julia clean up the classroom! Wren making sure to move the heavy desks for her and remind her when she forgets things and generally take care of her!
>Delphic gangstalkers harassing h*ssy fetishists until they leave the neighborhood
>>572904638No.
>>572904638I have read this one, great manga
>>572894358>>572892214That movie is so retarded:>AAAIIIIEEE FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS IS A KAFKAESQUE LYNCHIAN LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR!!!!!! YOU SHOULD ONLY MARRY STRANGERS
>>572904882more like>LONELY MEN THAT WANT TO BE LOVED ARE ACTUALLY EVIL RAPIST MONSTERS
>>572904676Wren helping Mrs. Julia plan the school trip. Wren making sure he stays with her for when she inevitably forgets things so that he can set it right. Wren helping her organize her things at the end of the day in her hotel room. Wren finding that the two of them are alone after everyone has gone to bed and they've had so much fun all day and he realizes how close they are and the mood is right. He tells Mrs. Julia that he really likes her. She gets red and tries to deflect by treating it like he means her as a teacher, but Wren leans in a little closer to repeat that he really likes her. Julia knows it's wrong and that he's her student, but she can't bring herself to pull away. Wren leaning in and kissing his teacher, Mrs. Julia. The two of them sharing a sublime and electric moment.
>>572904882>>572904963I dunno about all that, but I heard the actress for the main girl got her nipples pierced.
>>572905094Unfortunately she never shows them in the movie
>>572904854Nice. I was actually thinking more of a Coffin spin on Yowayowa Sensei if the MC wasn't such a faggot pussy (many such cases)
>>572903502>sympathy trippingNah, Julia would gladly hop on Wren's cock. It's her final revenge against Andrew.
>>572905064I think age gap like this should be the next spicy theme after Nemlei moves on from Coffin and wincest>>572905183Sauce is Sensei wa Koi wo Oshierarenai, very comfy romcom
>>572904882I think the movie is incredibly interesting because I got the slightest taste of the "modern dating market" in the Covid era before my life circumstances abruptly changed for the better and I mended my ways, and I think the movie really encapsulates the zillennial/zoomer ethos.
>Ashley after learning that hussy Julia fucked her son
>>572875746Is that Rapedrew art
>>572904882Why are women so afraid of their male friends crushing on them anyway? How else are you meant to get a crush on someone? How else do they expect to find a boyfriend?
Julia will be a teacher in Wren's school but he will absolutely hate her and how she keeps inquiring about his parents because he reminds her of the siblings in a bad way.
>Ashley is about to kill Julia>She stops when she learns that Wren knocked Julia up
>>572905325>I think age gap like this should be the next spicy theme after Nemlei moves on from Coffin and wincestYou know, I initially wrote Julia as 30 and Wren as 16, but I realized we actually know her approximate age, so I bumped her up to 36. I guess I could've aged them down, but 16 is about the age I wanted for Wren>Sauce is Sensei wa Koi wo Oshierarenai,You know where I can read it? Dex is so shit these days
>>572905470>Why are women so afraid of their male friends crushing on them anyway?They aren'tThey are afraid of the ugly/short/bald friend crushing on them. Not the chad one
>>572905394>fucks your brother AND your sonProblem?
>>572905551I actually read it on mangadex a while ago (much before they stabbed their users)I just checked and they still have it
Wren and Julia be like...
>fetish spam in /calg/ time again
>>572905394>>572905612>>Ashley after learning that hussy Julia fucked her sonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS3iz1hBCDc
>>572905580I'm not sure that explains it, because women fool around with their male friends, including the ones they have a phobia of a relationship with. The modern woman is more afraid of a crushy wushy than a penis, unbelievable.
>>572905685>I just checked and they still have itThey have the entry, but no available chapters. Thanks anyway though, I'll figure something out
>>572905792>spamIt's called conversation
>>572905938Oh fuck you're rightMangadex is so shit now, Jesus
>Obsession mentionedThe thing that pisses me off the most is that Bear's male friend, Ian has been banging Nikki for a while.
>>572905792There's fetish posts ever since the very first coffin thread anonThis game was born out of a fetish
>>572906006Speaking of mangadex, I read this one sister incest manga there back in April/May 2023. The translator put a preamble in one of the chapters, and it was just my Ashley sister breeding copypasta...we had a translator among us in the /v/ era, wild.
>>572906134English doesn't seem to be your forty.
>>572906224ESL game
>>572905872The thing that everyone doesn't seem to understand about women, including women apparently, is that being familiar and comfortable with a man does in fact get the old baby bakery running. The problem has always been getting your foot in the door. I suspect that women nowadays are more afraid of catching feelings for their male friends than they are of catching their dicks is because... well, modern society is utterly fucked to put it succinctly. There's no worse influence on women than other women, and women love to sabotage anything good for other women if they don't have it better.
>>572905872The modern woman is a mistake>>572906112And Bear is still framed as the bad guy of the movie btw
>>572906397So women aren't even choosing the bear anymore? Can they make up their fucking minds?
>>572906376>>572906397Alright, we get it. This isn't /tv/ and I'm not watching that movie
>>572906495I'm just talking about women at this point. The discourse on the internet is basically the extremes on the "has sex with women" scale debating about the minutiae of attraction when neither one has a complete picture due to their personal biases. The solution to this is sisters, but the world isn't ready for that conversation.Nemlei understands this.
>>572906612>The solution to this is sistersAnyone remember the Anon who ruined his relationship with his sister by confessing his love to her on Christmas?
>>572906612>I'm just talking about women at this point.Yeah, bro, I know. That's why I said we get it. Boys rule and girls drool
Julia will be a Librarian and happily married with 4 children. The two eldest will have strong sexual tension that Julia picks up on because of her experience with Andrew and Ashley. Her husband (Anon) will be oblivious to this and try to brush it under the rug.
>>572906653not him but unironically this
>>572906652I actually hope that was a larp, but I know in my heart of hearts it wasn't because some people really are that stupid and deluded.
>>572906289English Standard Language?
>>572906721Julia becomes Renee and Anon is Doug?
>>572906861Except they ACTUALLY love their children and had more of them with a stable family income.
https://x.com/i/status/2073180031409385654
>>572906939What's the antonym of GravesCould be Julia's surname
>>572906953World's most lovable sphere.
reminder ??? is still evil and will fuck our heroes overtotal demon death
>>572907140??? is actually a cool dude, and super based, and adorable.
>>572906953cute
>>572907182>t. hellspawn
>>572850676it's been awhile since I last played, but there are a lot of new plots, most of which still need fleshing out beyond the first stages of the relationship.
>>572863006As a turkroach I nominate my mountain turk brothers as the ultimate cousin destroyers!
>>572905712If we're assuming Wren inherited the submissive personality from Ashley, which she got from Douglas, then I doubt Wren has the high enough courage to say that line.
>>572875746I need to see them in more eye contact positions and cuddles with deep penetration I don't like doggy like
>>572906953>>572907182It's going to be funny seeing these pictures of the Entity depicted as this close associate to the siblings when Andrew or Ashley kills it in one of the endings in Burial or Cliffhanger.
>>572907140??? is just opportunistic for business but otherwise passive.Lord Unknown is much more evil by seeking out these opportunities with extremely sketchy abilities and the ability to manipulate people.
>>572908446Our little pernicious poot can do no wrong. We love him!
>>572908269>inherited the submissive personalityThat's not how this works. Personalities are not inherited
>>572908337I'm not trying to start a fight, but the whole "I only like missionary and not doggy" feels extremely performative. As if turning around during sex suddenly removes how deeply personal it already is. What do you MEAN you want deep penetration but no doggy?! Do you understand why people do doggy?! It's like a top 3 sex position for a reason.
>>572908861Well if you want to pretend it's someone else than getting them to turn around works well. Especially if they tie their hair up like the person you want to pretend they are. Something I'm not sure Andrew would like to imitate with Ashley after using said tactic with someone else.
Let me mate with Ashley!
>>572908861Nahh I am a virgin it just looks more intimate to me positions like mating press or spooning
>>572908598What a cutie pie
Bigly big fan of how much Julia talk there was this past 90 minutes. We should always be having this much pleasant Julia talk all the time
>>572908269Don't worry. Wren did New Game Plus so he could hit on Julia from the Start this time.
>>572909358I'd be a big fan if it wasn't a backhanded insult to her character.
Hear me outWhat if Julia was sister?
>>572909189Yes. They're both adorable We love our daughter and our fart.
>>572909406Well, I thought it was fun>>572909450>What if Julia was sister?Anon, I...
>>572908631You know what I mean. Obviously there's similiar literary parallels between Andrew and Ashley with their parents with regards to their personalities.
>>572901324>"Quack..."
>>572909640You know what I meant Imagine being related to this
>>572865019that would piss me off so much, I wouldn't be able to focus on development
>>572906721Julia's husband is Inkyink!
>>57290863160% of your personality is genetic. I'm sorry but socioeconomic factors aren't the theory of everything.
>Andrew socioeconomic factored his sister in the face.Reeaaal subtle, Nemlei. Real subtle.
I am excited for the July 4th bake!
https://x.com/pochoclo_s0/status/2072825999444562342
>>572812259Imagine Wren has a sister and for some reason her name is 'Delphi' Graves
>>572915736It's too peak...
>>572915736NEMLEI MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>572915736Andrew and Ashley will have 2 children in the ACTUAL "good" ending and they name the kids Renee and Douglass in memory of their dead parents.
>>572915905>Douglass>assGreat, now he's immortalized as the guy who got pegged.
>>572915985Would you believe me if I said that was a typo?
>>572916162No.
Something festive this time. No more homoshit.
>>572917573>No, more homoshit.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?
Ai rabu yū America-san!
what does andy smell like i have to know maybe they explain it later in the gamei bought a top like andys that im gonna spray w/ his smell so i can keep it w/ me
>>572920132Piss.
>>572905989Kill yourself
>>572907040Tombstones
>>572915736If this actually happens I will grope my sister's thigh
SISTER SAM WANTS YOU
RUUULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES THE WAAAV-- wait that was something else shit fuck
Do you think Ashley ever buys an entire loaf of French bread and just eats the whole thing with butter?
WAHEY
>>572920132Cigarettes
>>572920132
What are the star points meant to be in-universe?
>>572922238>tasteThis but swapped
>>572882193Cold feet on the balls...VGH
I WANT TO RAPE WREN
>>572923106
tasting andy on the lips i hate these new 4chan captchas its been ages since i used this website they used to be better grr
>>572743745>>572744395
Need a Wrencore playlist
>>572923567https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyIyjDua0uy8Enk916kGIoK5VtdBkqoyp
>>572923436
>>572924409The interlacing is kino
>>572924647indeed
>>572924647You should interlace ropes over your sister's face
>>572924409Bitch if you're gonna copy my ritualpost at least do it proper!Hyperborea may be your sister's womb, but Agartha is your sister's assholehttps://files.catbox.moe/idjw9n.webm
>>572899243
>>572924825Playing tic-tac-toe on my sister's face with her telling me where to cumdraw her X or O's.
>>572898015I fucking love this place
>>572925245Whoever came up with Nemleian is a fucking poet. I use "Nemleian" in my day-to-day life without any irony, so thank you.
/calg/ do we believe the 199X birthdate is part of the life insurance fraud or is it a retcon?
>>572926236If we accept Ashley being born in the 90's, we would also be forced to accept a northern European country having analogue television broadcasts into the 2010's, CRT displays being predominant into the 2010's, flatscreen displays not existing at all for that matter, VHS still being predominant, rotary phones still being predominant, and internet not being a thing. It's easier to accept that fraudsters are committing fraud.
>>572927221>90s phone having a turn dialUh...
>>572927286It is easy to imagine an older set remaining in use in some households in 2000; using one after landline already became irrelevant is absurd.
I want to know: why is Andrew's grammar worse than his sister's? Ashley is dumb as a rock yet she consistently uses the subjunctive mood correctly, whereas Andrew never uses it properly—not once throughout the entire script. This has to be intentional by Nemlei because Andrew the pretentious English major has bad grammar while Ashley never misses a beat.
>>572927221It is true that Nemmieleyley's original vision intended and envisioned late 90s early 00s. But it is also true, that Lemmeinemnem is a HACK. And therefore the conclusion is that their country still commonly has the technology of a decade or so prior which isn't unheard of and impossible given the shithole they live in.>>572927286The game definitely doesn't take place any earlier.
>>572928295>not once throughout the entire scriptnvm he does use it sometimes. But he misses 90% of the time whereas Ashley's grammar is consistently flawless.
>>572928334Hacklei must answer for this.
>>572928295Because Ashley has a beneficial advantage called being the female writer's self-insert, and Namurai had to make herself in the game perfect like that. More likely explanation is that it's a coincidence.
>>572928334>>572928478>Nemmieleyley>Lemmeinemnem>fucking NamuraiWhat the hell are we even doing anymore
>>572928578JOUTILAINEN
>>572928578For me it's Nemloid
>>572927221Coffin takes place in an alternate timeline where handbrakes were never invented. This trickles down to VHS still being popular in 2010.
>>572928925Assuming a Wahey Island setting, what kind of shitbox would Andrew drive anyway?
>>572928616
>>572927221I only saw rotary phones at my grandparents house or some poor farming relatives, but you could keep your rotary phone from the 60s up until the 00s for retro reasos. CRT, VCR and rotary phone would've been still a thing in the 00s Balkans. Nemlei probably got LCDs around 2005/7 herself. I'm very confused about that supposed timeline
>>572928925It's more likely that Coffin takes place in a parallel universe where Ashley knows jackshit about cars and didn't think of brakes in the panic of the moment being caught of guard suddenly getting murder-suicided and all
>>572928925I still think it's kinda retarded that Nemlei just cucked a bunch of people out of the Sane route 3 years later for the sake of an April fool's joke
>>572929843>cucked a bunch of people out of the Sane routeIt's still there if you just go about it the normal way. right door
>>572899131I do this
>>572930003It's just going to leave a bad taste in people's mouths when Burialfags reload their save files after 3 years, excited for the new episode...just to get a joke ending that boots them back to the title screen and tells them to restart the whole game. This is like some bullshit from a kaizo romhack.
>>572930230>not having 20 different save files for different points in the gameAre you even trying?
>>572930312Sorry dude, but it's a horror game. I'm going to use my ink ribbons sparingly.
Reminds me: are we getting chapter selection soon?
>>572897052I also have homophobia
>>572930481I don't get the word "sparingly". It sounds like it should mean you have much to spare and are using something very liberally, but instead it means you're using something rarely. It's a retarded word.
>>572930703>soonYes. Delivery estimate from Kit9azon: now-∞ weeks
>>572930740>two definitions mean the opposite of each otherYou could not pay people to come up with this shit
Do you think she's ever let Andrew have a sip?
>canonically>lactating>milkers
>>572931196Listen to me, foid. You do not need to be afraid of your own breasts.
>non-canonically>lactating>milkers
>the new apartment is brimming with plantsHOLY SHIT ASHLEY'S FASCINATION WITH GROWING PLANTS ACTUALLY IS SUPPOSED TO BE MATERNAL ENERGY
>>572931489AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>572931159I still haven't forgiven the Anon who was offered a glass of his sister's breast milk and turned it down.
>>572931159By God it would be Andrew's first taste since I doubt Renee ever breastfed him.
>>572931339milfdrew...
ASHLEY DOTING ON WREN IS SO CUTE. GODLEI THANK YOU
>>572931489/calg/ proven right once again. We are Nostra/calg/us.
>>572932182>You know /chalk/ predicted all this>/c/- whah?>All these updates, the lactating, the end of the haggots!>"/calg/". "Chalk" is what Leyley ate at age 9 in school one time.>Oh yeah...
Wren's eye colour actually worries me. So far, the people of the Graves lineage with pink eyes are:>Grandma (got beaten)>Douglas (whipped, probably literally too)>Ashley (got beaten)If pink eyes signifiy bitches getting abjectly put in their place by their spouse, this doesn't bode well for Wren. Plus, I wonder whether the cataract literally clouding his vision will eventually prove to be a metaphor.
>>572908581both are evilTDD
>>572932580>I wonder whether the cataract literally clouding his vision will eventually prove to be a metaphor.Gently bravo the Nemlei (I don't have the gif of Nemlei being pet so imagine it's Nemlei)
>>572932683??? will be defeated with a fanHow will Lord Unknown be defeated?
>>572932537>Ah, I love that show. What was that guy's name? Sony Torpido or something?
>>572932850Was Douglas dying? He didn't look too good in that last vision video.
>>572931159Breastfeeding lowers the cortisol levels for both parties significantly. That means it's good for everyone's mental and physical health. Women who feel discomfort at letting their man suck their titties are objectively biologically evil.
>>572932580Ashley only got beaten in SnS
Let me guess, that's why it was rape?
>>572933604Andrew is still violent to her in Burial, but even that notwithstanding it's clear that Andrew holds the cards at the end of the day.
No beatings talk in front of Wrenny :(
>>572932580Ashley only got her cervix beaten in the world when Wren exists
>>572934225I can't lie, the flannel short over the sweatshirt is kinda effay
>>572933767>Andrew is still violent to her in BurialYeah but instead of leveling that violence against Ashley (in the route where Six Eyes isn't involved), it's directed at those who disrespected his queen.
>>572934225>>572934457Without a doubt my favorite art of Wren so far.
>>572934270Speaking of which, I think A&A have to choose their sex positions wisely. Andrew's dick written by a woman is too dangerous and can hurt the poor Midgetshley and bruise her cervix. I've heard doggystyle and cowgirl help bend the genitals' positions and help with a comfortable sekkusu. Any other suggestions? Asking for a friend.
>>572934225gives off closeted bi vibes i can't
>>572935275>gives off closeted bi vibesDamn I guess personality really is genetic
Faggots trying not to project challenge impossible
>gays going two seconds WITHOUT projection
Love the beybey
>>572936524Young dads are awesome
It's canon
I love Coffin
>>572937080I love that Nemlei herself calls the game "Coffin".../calg/ cultural victory.
>>572931608>Still no flowersKek
>>572937080Same, I've jerked off to it 4 times in the past 12 hours
>>572937174Nemlei luvs /calg/
Sweet talking Julia
>>572938203Andrew is bubbles.
>>572937174Every pre-Episode 2 OG says Coffin, it was the standard word before secondaries shat out "TCOAAL"
thats good im glad theyre happy!!!dunno if i made the right choices earlier on but i made a save so mehi love andrew sm
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>572939032I always found it odd that Ashley's perspective was Andrew being just an average son, and accepted member of the family. When in reality he was neglected equally if not worse so than Ashley.
>>572939032oh my goodness gracious i just played on another 10 mins <3
My fear is that Wren causes Nemlei to relapse into her fujo habits. I NEED to see a cute green-eyed daughter alongside the pink-eyed emo son, but I fear she'll only ever remain in the realm of fan fiction and Wren will be stuck with either outbreeding or homo shenanigans.
>>572931758She definitely would, if only to save money
>>572940514Bottom left Ashley is absolutely prophetic
>>572932580it's literally a Chūnibyō eyeIt will be revealed to be a demon eye or something
Andrew would kill a male baby for stealing Ashley from himAshley would kill a female baby for stealing Andrew from her
>>572933315He was drained by Renee 5 minutes ago
>>572940514>dna test>when she was the one that got pregnantIs Ashley stupid
>>572941995The joke is "you can tell he's my kid because he behaves in X manner, you need no further confirmation beyond that."
>>572928616someone explain his name to me again please
>>572941904Wow, it's been a whole FIVE minutes since they last had sex? They must have a monk's discipline
>>572942313UnironicallyIt took a lot of restraint from Renee
>>572928578>NemNems>Nemmies>Nemley>Nem-a-sis>Her Royal Nemmieness>That Fucking Cat
so is it burial thats missing and then chapter 4 is gonna only be one route? surely it will have two separate routes going from burial and decay (i havent done decay yet)
>>572943941Chapter 4 is a continuation of Decay, which was larger than Nemmydoodle anticipated.
>>572944028i see ty!!im looking forward to trying decay and getting a continuation of burial after what i saw..i hope the creator isnt changing stuff just bc some ppl r apparently outraged abt it,,incest aside its been disturbing and well written i think
numlay
>>572944968Nemmy Wemmy
>>572944968I want to fuck the cat
>>572945308Some are saying this
need art of andyxwren immediately or all this precum would've been for nothing
Well I bet the update is gonna be really sick when it comes out one day! Get hyyype!
>>572948356Update never ever lol
>Wren, we can't! I'm your teacher
>>572948356>>572948421no update because uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh legal issues yeah that
Wren existance is the living proof Nemlei is still a fujoShe probably already made a ton of porn of him privately
Renee >>> Trashley
>>572923417the more you use them the easier they get
>>572925042No Agartha is her chest.
>>572948421Thank you My Lord!
I require new Wren art. 500 Wren arts.
>>572923567Wrencore might be shoegaze and slowcore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfMLPTXc3Vo
>>572936590That's an uncle
>>572940514Believe in the trucker route. we need the meme energy
>w-wait wren what are you doing?!?!>I'M YOUR MOM YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!!>NO STOP GET OFF ME!!!!!!
>>572952656>attracted to ashley>rapistHe's got his father's genes after all.
>>572950106Renee, Ashley and Julia are all goodI dislike Andrew quite alot though
>>572952656Wait...
>>572952656God I fucking hope so.The kino of Ashley imprinting upon Wren and seeing him as a reincarnation of Andy which leads Andrew to seethe and kill them both
I still hate the name Wren
Wren the type of kid to watch those sad bart simpson AMVs
>>572954574https://www.houseofnames.com/uk/wren-family-crest
>>572954574ao3 ass name
>>572954776
>>572954776ip grabber, wren is a dumb name
>>572955105>>572954903How the hell is a site about family crests suspicious to you guys? You think I own it?
Wrenee
>good AND active /calg/ lasted only 2 days topsOh well. At least we have Momshley pictures.
>>572955967>cry frustrated nemlei if you can hear us hands in the face dead eyes sad dissappointed depressed leyley wins bitch in a box.png
Hey turns out the Graves lineage has a long history.Supposedly goes back to anglo-saxon times meaning son of Reeve.even carries a family mottoMotto: Spes mea in DeoMotto Translation: My hope is in God.
>>572952656
Do you guys imagine yourselves as Andrew and fucking Ashley or do you guys imagine you are banging your imaginary sister?
Teen Wren CG for next OP? Actually I don't even remember, did we use this one yet? >>572815637
If I reply to my own bait, it will appear as if I managed to garner attention.
>>572956317Huh? I just bang my real sister. Doesn't everyone?
>>572956318Either Wren or pregley
>>572956474lol, imagine doing something like that
>>572956671Has she mentioned anything about gaining weight?
Tried tying my hair up to thiumaxx, but I'm fat, so I just look like comicbook guy. Deeply unfortunate
>>572956897just dont be fat
>schizoposting before nooneat some breakfast and go out for a morning walk because holy fuck man
>>572956561
>>572956897Doesn't he have a beard? Thius don't have facial hair
>>572957254>before noonit's just europosting
>>572956317i imagine myself as doug banging renee
The waiting game continues.
baking
burial update in next couple of weeks
if somebody doesn't bake i will bake ashley x six eyes hurry the fuck up
>>572959316>>572959316>>572959316
>>572942119>The master is named "Joutilainen". The word is obviously Finnish, and that fits with the game's overall theme too.>But "Joutilainen" isn't a Finnish name. At the very least, it isn't very common.>"Juutilainen", however, is in fact a common Finnish name. So why not use that?>Well, I believe "Joutilainen" might actually be a pun. See, the Finnish word for "idle" (the adjective) is "joutilas". This is suffixed with "-(h)inen", which forms either nouns or adjectives. I'm not a Finnish speaker, so I don't know which one is more likely here. But it works either way. So "joutilainen" either means "idler" or "idlish".>So then, the guy's name is almost a common Finnish name, but with one letter changed to instead call him lazy in a somewhat funny manner. This also fits Joutilainen's characterisation, as he really is lazy.
