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>d*rters
YEPPERS is CUTE!!!
DEPLOY ZE DIRTERS
Digitan LOVE
Twin Turbo is the smartest horse. The race will only last for a few minutes, so you might as well run full stop until it's over.
Remember to cooldown your trainee in summer
>>572929408just 2 more weeks for my nigga Rickey
What's threesome with Nice Nature and Matikanetannhauser like
>>572929612comfy
Suzuka, if you don't stop going idle mode I will go BEAST MODE on your umanko.
U**** went to ***&** because they would be T400+ without his fan outputthe government (/***/ ****) doesn't want you to know this but this is actually a rescue operation
>>572929746I hate that I can read this
>>572929612You'd go flacid as soon as Machitan spoke
i love dirters
Post retirement umas are...large.
JP fans are really dedicated
>>572929746Dont care I just want to smooch this hag
>>572929523why doesn't she drain the noodles
>>572928507Most other gacha games lean towards very busy, overdesigned characters. Umamusume designs are actually pretty simple but solid from a shape/color theory perspective.
>>572929865I want to squeeze Fuku's fat rolls
>>572929923Also helps that a lot of popular gachas are goonerslop and uma isnt. Though they've def made some more overdesigned umas recently like Ebayan.
>>572929865Plump post-retirement umas
Race readiness is like sexual maturity right? That's why Flower is like that despite being so young. So what does it mean that Doto didn't become race ready until so much later?
>>572929865
>>572929746>steal the good workers>dump the unwanted refugees to the same clubs you steal fromliterally umasrael
uhhh bros, now that i think about it, isn't this sprint cm the last cm where f2ps have a realistic chance to win?
>>572930021
>>572930104>f2p f2p f2p f2p f2pyou can win in any cm if you're not retarded
>>572930081But we like umama. I wish he was still in /uma/club
this new sakura girl look like a nice, pure wholesome umai wonder if she'll be scoutable eventually, because she's wearing the Starting Future outfiti hope she will be, because i want to make a team of safe umas
>>572930104broit is time to give up bro
>>572930104As a f2p you will be running 5+ SSR decks next scenario though?
>>572930104>B finals guaranteed without FMhmmmmmmmmmm nyo
>>572930104>last cm where f2psBy F2Ps you mean people with no pull plans, yeah.
Trainer-san MANT run doko
>>572929985fuck you
>>572930067
>>572930104Nah, and if you followed your pull plan you will even be able to get pretty much the same deck as whalesA whale deck for fronts in Virgo will be Kitasan, Maru, Finemo, Bourbon and Creek. If you have at least 5 of them you can borrow the last one
>>572930168We do? I don't remember what he did apart from spamming the Bourbon sticker...
>>572930242Look I just dont like the overdesigned gyaru
>>572930276W-Whoa...
only ugly uma design is brian
>>572930276>pedo trainers
>>572930324His posts here are good
>>572930416WRONG
>>572930409>>572930276
>>572930325Fuck you, Yanko is sex
>>572930416Brian is just intrinsically ugly, no amount of design tweaking would change that.
>>572930546Her outfit just has too much going on man
yanko umanko on my face
>>572930447Dia Tore is not a pedo!
>>572930612It's all keiba references so it's good
>>572930612Like most of the gyarus, she's serving cunt. Only difference is that she's also serving a side of thighs
>>572930546What if he didn't win BC classic?
>>572929865>>572930014
>>572930324and all I do is headpatting everyone
>>572930647Yeah I know what it's referencing but I think it's visually just too much.
>>572930546CB if she red and stapled random shit onto her clothes
>>572930673idk, ask Cygames what their plan was
>>572930681The architect...
>>572930647>>572930728what is it referencing
>used my 5 borrows>still want to do runsWhat should I do?
>>572930447the purpose of the game is to train and groom underage girlsplease pick another angle
Who are those two?
>>572930324he sows discord in the lower ranked clubs, distracting them from us
I HATE MANT I HATE MANT I HATE MANT!
>>572930847I'm alternating between updating my TT team (I normally don't bother using borrows for this) and farming grandparents.
>>572930847I've spent like 300 carats on tp refills since the update...
>>572930818the races the irl horse won around the world
>>572930862man(young boys)eaters
>>572930546Remove the coat and everything else is FineIt would be a nice Motion for sure hahaha
>60 for double tp run>30 for spark rerollit appears i can't do more today dancho! sorry!
>>572930862Oguri Carp and Gurasu Wanda
This seems like bullying...
>encountered someone from umaooooo while searching for borrowsNow that I think about it when was the last time they recruited here? Their members does not look like they're from /uma/ anymore
>>572931013I forgive you, as long as you will only do MANT runs now
>>572931030they got raped and murdered by you know whowe dont talk about that
>>572929865They get larger post breeding.
>>572930862>rightyeppers forma de sex>leftwindy forma de sex
>>572931029Rickey carrying this team's height average.
>>572931030I completely forgot about them.
>>572931117>>572929865Post retirement umas get larger alright
>>572930021That we're going to jail for looking at her milkers before she's of age.
>>572930818The hat -> Yahagi, Yanko's IRL TorenaWhite and red hair -> The menko (face mask) the horses wear in Yahagi's stable are white and red, this is also the reason for Loves Only You having white and red hair (She is Yanko's Aunt and was also trained by Yahagi)The post sign looking things on the skirt -> Countries in which Yanko racedThe attachment on those rings that dangle behind her -> Races Yanko won
Frontbros, I think I got the uma who can win but I won't just share it. However I'll give you some clues.1.It doesn't rhyme with anything. 2.if you get it right its probably not the first nor even the second uma you might think about.
I like umas with tiny hats
>>572931242 (me)And the coat is of course in the same colors as the IRL silk of his owner, as with all the uma racing silks>>572930982>Remove the coatHow do you include the silk colors then?
>>572930104After the Tachyon banner the average F2P player, who has planned their pulls, should be able to run a full deck of good SSRs for the first time though
>>572931276But Silence Suzuka rhymes with Dilence Duduka
Tachyon LOVE
>>572931276It's Bourbon isn't it?
>>572930021horse genes and evolution are a disaster, even more so for horse breed for racing since 99% of races horses are glue tierthey either luck out after a year, take 3-5 years to get ready, or get retired early after pitiful results
>>572931276Front Mayano?
>>572931276Brilliant propoganda by pace lords. These front chuds will have no idea what uma it is because they are pigs and can't rhyme.
Huh, interesting.Who was it?
>>572931373
>>572930170After she releases you have about a week to enjoy her before she becomes one of the: "you didn't win if you used her" Umas
Wait I just realized Biwa's ult got buffed making her a great parent for long
>>572931485i hate metafagging, because golshi is genuinely the uma who gets me the hardest the most,and yet i can't post my early cm wins because she's a "you didn't win if you used her" uma....
ExcelUma (18/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
>>572931470That would go without saying.But we would do everything in our power to prevent that future from taking place.Her health and happiness are precious.
>>572931598You are too concerned about what others think. Especially on an anonymous forum who doesn't care about you.
>>572931335I guess you could keep it if you made it more like a jacket
>>572931470Broken umas EROTIC
>>572931609>>relaxed time during MANTMANT is over bwo
So is Teio usable now?
I'm 30 now and spending my Saturday masturbating to /uma/ posts, where did I go wrong?
what did Maya mean by this
>>572931013Don't worry about it bwo*joins /Uma/Club next month*
>>572931789You're supposed to go to Genshin Impact General
Is there a spark for muddy? seems like a cool skill
>>572931789I'm 41...
>>572931596how is the inherited version?
>double race into a 0 energy purplekek
>>572931789Dancho...
>>572931030They were recruiting from discord even before the original danchou left
>>572931404bingo
>>572931470Tachyon DEPENDANT
>>572931930ok fuck you. literally anything else but stamina
>>5729319200.25It's a second Barcarole you can have as a GP
>>572931913>41Jesus Christ you give Maru a run for her money
>>572932065Yeah there is potential, if you are not rushed
>>572931324Oy vey
>>572931930>>572932061>ever tapping staminabricked...
umanko
>>572932192I just remembered there's commander Spe who is a better grandparent
shortstack has 2 openings for lovers of all things breast-related. No quota, no SASHES unless you're desperately in need for them to potential a favorite uma, and give a heads up if you're going to be unable to log in for a while.Casual, B+. Have a marvelous day.
>>572931886>(Dirt)Lol
>>572932035You could just run Maya as a pace chaser with groundwork
you can get 70+ in unity?ooooooo
i-is there demand for 8* turf summer golshis....
>>572932293It's a dogshit inherit outside of Nakayama
>>572932412You cam get +100
>>572932412You can exceed 100 even
>>572932412>not 100don't even try to brag, unitychudMANT is where you get the real big boy clicks
>>572932419For the Falcos and Uraras of the worldNow send ur ID
>>572932468didnt play mant shit in monthsget fucked
>100 rolls for curren which i already havei hate this dogshit gameAAAAAAAA
How do you get 3k SP on an usable unity ace?
>>572930104Im just going to group B, I already got rekt by the paypigs in my club
>>572932685Didnt you already post that?
>>572932727You race. Unity is so overstats that you can easily reach the speed cap even if you miss a turn
> there is a skill called trackblazerlol
Last Thread
>>57293272720 races minimum
>>572932897>yeppers runawayh-huh?!?!?!
>>572932886More relevant than ever now that the scenario is dead
>>572932727you get pseudo 3k by getting good hints
Sexual Week the Supreme Seducer of Japan
ooooooo
>my trainee invited her parents over to my place
>>572932897>mant sexwrong
>>572932468ENTER
>>572932727racing, secret events, and cards with sp bonus
>>572933064Not a single intelligent thought behind those eyes
>my trainer won't take off his chastity cage
>>572932897I'm glad we all love MANT here
>>572933231what is diddy blud doing with power marv in unity lmfao
when is the nuUnity update, sweepydev(2)?
>>572933392getting one of the gold mid race skills lates have access too
I have NOT gotten a single sprint inspiration on my 10 borrows now
>>572929746i wont forgive um@m@ for betraying umaclub
>>572933523turd is more importantyou aren't really trying to mutate an F/G are you
I dropped my chicken nugget on the floor
>>572933559>you aren't really trying to mutate an F/G are youh-haha all my planned aces are mutation
>my trainee stopped buying tampons
Okay but I really relalyr eally really really really reallyr eally really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>572933618no biggie10 second rule
>>572933231Can lates even push that far up for SfV+blossom with how pace packed this CM is? Why not pump?
>>572933268Raping your trainer is bad, okay?!
>>572933739Tama also says this after you cum in her
>>572933871
>>572933871Nah, she says it's okay, since you're already part of the family
>my danchou showed up with another top earner
>>572933231buhi deck with insane rng.
>>572933721https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/really%20love%20stego/page/1/You are a mentally ill freak, just like the gold city feet faggot. You're not special because you only care about one Uma, if anything it makes you even more mentally ill because of how likeable so many of the girls are.
>>572933064>lost to elite cuck queen awardFUCK KITA SHIT
>>572933862it's trainer's fault for walking around in such tight clothes with that butt
>>572933392>he doesn't knowkek
odds I make Mayano my Final aceevens I just use Taiki
>>572933975how is that a buhi deck ._.
>>572933849It was an old run, I have since replaced Taiki with an Oguri parent. Was just messing around and testing stuff. Lates can in theory push up that far yeah, but it's not consistent (though what is in a sprint cm)I also have the borrow replaced with a Brian with enough sprint sparks for another velocity skill since I'll just be relying on ignited power/oyl/nsm/power conversion for accel. Will that be enough? Mots likely not, but I ran my cute wife Dober last sprint cm so I I'll do it again now. Worthless unique and golds be damned.>>572933975I know you're shitposting but I actually do reach overcaps very consistently with the deck. Just wish I could have my support cards actually finish their chains.
>>572933992t. raped
>>5729339754 ssrs fine motion
>>572934058He's just shitposting, retarded newbro.
>>572934126That's rude, calling a retard a retard.
>>572934017Grass-chan....
>>572933992>monogamy is bad
>>572934034What is your team so far?
>+(plus) sparks are inherited only within UraNigger are you for real? no way this is real Like really?
if you have ANY MLB SSR cards, you are not f2p>but i got luckyexcusesbeing f2p also means you never get lucky
God damn it, Suzuka you FAT FUCK.We arent training for Longs here, stop trying to emulate McQueen.
>>572934343You still don't have Kitasan?
>>572934269>Being monogamous towards a pngThese girls aren't real. There's nothing to be monogamous towards
I keep getting UG Doto it's insane TOO BAD UNUSABLE CURSE YOU SPRINT SPARKS
why is it always guts
you are also not allowed to make smart pullstrue f2ps are all stupid retards
>>572934293Air GrooveCurren
>>572933992Anon, you are far more mentally ill than any of the ritual posters.
>>572934343Truth nuke.
>Mambo 29/30
>>572934578Jordan is my fav. gayru, because she is a based retard
>Good stats>Pace skills>Unity scenario linkI hope you guys weren't retarded enough to cleat her
Did we have sex?
morning
glue?
>>572934893Good morning!
hey
>>572934664I'm not poor enough to cleat any single welfare card.
>>572934906Maruzensky too powerful
>>572934906.... why is she in mile?
>>572935014Hey
>>572934664i have fm so i dont need this cope card lmao
>>572934668Mana Transferred
>>572934668Drained even
>>572934893
>>572934664>using a free card
>>572935129>>572935132sweepycord...
>>572935097Funny to see that edit being posted since I was the one who made it
>>572935129>>572935132
How's Falco for Leo?
We need a sexy witch uma. The bratty loli is not sexy. Neither is Pearl
>>572935316She's perfect for me
I think Sweepyposters should be corrected
7 and I steal all of the cuties from Chiynon
>>572934454t. woman
You know what I like? Dober. I like Dober.
>>572934454trvth nvke
Mambo is recruiting 1(one) dacchi! Just play the gaem.Post ID to apply!
I like dober more than he does
>>572935536Me too!
>>572932060The best part about a Tachyon wife is a busty Daiwa daughter...
>>572934493Stay jelly paypigs, you will face cheaters (hacked golden skills) + 2 debuffers with your MLB SSR Tachyon while I'll be chilling in Group B
>>572935609Weren't you guys full yesterday?
when are they going to let us see how many skill points your veterans have gotten?
>>572935316this image implies falco had children, which would implies she got the guts to sex her trainer, which we all understand wouldn't happen
>>572935824Still in Love but no Stay Gold to help her?
>>572935869One of the newcuties that just joined left for honsefun.... the superior fuku club...
>>572935536>>572935642But does she likes you back?Ugh... stupid moids.
>>572936071It's a pace scheduleAnd it's bait
>>572936071don't reply to him
>>572936071I want to try out her story, seems a real unique experience
>>572935995Is that not already a thing in global?
>>572936113Well that's unfortunate...
>>572935824if you keep moving the banners further ahead you're never going to pull on anything GWO
So this sprint cm is just pace chasers? Are lates not viable even with buffed OYL?
>>572936238Lates are second best after pace with buffed oyl and free nsm from aoharu. Pace are just more consistent since they have access to more accels
https://discord.com/invite/GYa36bKB
virus
do I want to click that?
>>572936238there's like two late sprinters broyes oyl is good here but so is head to head and paces have two very consistent inherits vs lates only having ryan
>>572934893>taromarunnn
DO NOT CLICK
that's dolphin porn
>>572935316Her unique doesn't do anything since there's no mid-race straight
I joined.
>>572936206I have Creek and mostly stamina parents so I dont really need to pull for Shakur. People in JP did still use Creek.THOSE bonuses really do stack up if I have these deck set instead.
I joined too
>>572935316>>572936002Sorry trainer-san, Falco married a rich balding ojisan
I've never even installed discord
>>572936519>I don't need Shakur>but I do need these two stamina cards a month apart from each otheryou do you
>kitasan chain didnt finish>finemo chain didnt finish
>>57293178936 on my end. But about to be 37 in a few months. Jesus lol.
>>572935824>NTRyikes
>>572935824Hi V
>my trainer couldn't finish
AAAAAAAAH I KEEP WASTING THE RAFFLE ENERGY AND MOOD BOOSTI FORGOT IT EXISTED
>>572935824>stam ChiyoShe's literally been powercrept after one CM
>>572936745*gives you tissues*nothin personel
I'm going to run late umas but I refuse to roll for ugly shit gold her unique can't be that good or necessary
>>572936638Still subject to change. For now a good placeholder>>572936767Stamina for medium and stamina for long, not sure if were going to use 2 speed 2 stamina or 3 speed 1 stamina. Its a good upgrade from Creek
>>572936820thanks broi was running out after last sesh
never understood why people use tissuesi just catch it in my foreskin and let it out in the toilet
>>572936875Don't fuck your bro
>>572937060i don't have foreskin
>>572930168nah. that nigga spams 10 stickers in a row for some autistic reason
>>572936734couldn't finish what?
>>572930168Only a huge faggot that would post this Maya would say that
>>572937154Perfect isn't it? Wish more of my clubmates are like that
>>572935824>not going to play the game for 3 years until pace chasers become goodPacechuds are really THAT mindbroken kek>>572936927The meta in the new scenario is 3 speed 1 stam, the only advantage Chiyo has over Doto is 1 more guts bonus but less stamina and 2 time less speciality priority. And Doto is a pure generalist not a long stam. You are already MLB'ing Air Groove, Teio, Fine Motion, Ebayan and Casino Drive, just borrow Chiyo for that one CM
>>572937060
>>572937216>Pacechuds are really THAT mindbroken kekit's just this one guy obsessed with hoooooarding
>>572937154That's based tho...
is it me or did they make mant easier?
>>572937216>The meta in the new scenario is 3 speed 1 stam, 2 Speed 2 Stam still works well.
>>572937154Sounds like a good thing to me
>>572937306Sure you can use 2 speed 2 stam if you want to lose 500 sp
>>572937363retard
>>572937216um paceGAWDS get the strongest card at a 100 roll discount every anni thougheverbeit
>>572937303nice try, danchou
>>572937060it doesnt work like that mr.shekelstein
>>572937363This is the top Stego ranker right now. 9800 skill points, 2 Stam, 2 Speed. In general though it's really hard to tell what's ACTUALLY "Meta" because right now people are just trying to inflate their scores for the ranking, no one is really running Chiyo or Teio for a late.
>>572937303I don't care.
>after 3 CM's getting rekt my Nishino is now blasting the fuck out of all practice roomsIm so happy for my loli wife bwos
is pace Bakushin a good choice?
>>572937628dumb mong
>>572937634Show her please.
>>572937649My SS Bakushin with Nishino+Taiki inherits (and Sprint+Turf S) just beat a UG9 Gold City, so probably
>>572937216Hey jpbro. Is skipping the tucker/tamamo banner a valid choice for a pacechud considering that 1. tucker needs MLB anyway and 2. power motion releases a couple months after. Like can I just cope with ardan power or is tamamo that necessary in Island
Is it me or making aces in mant is easier by having a high fan bonus deck and running every g3/g2/g1 races?
i am doing bakushin careers againfucking 10 minute bakushin careersfuck mani never wanna remember trackblazer ever again
>>572937764He was already wrong with the 3 speed 1 stam why would you continue to ask him questions
>>572937740
>>572935824Gentildonna is not top meta anymore, remove her from the pull plan for Chrono Genesis. Also add Valentine Taiki and Ballroom Bakushin for mile and sprint. Pull stam Meno and that Cingray Oguri too if you don't want to lose that one Arima CM.
>>572937890I have no one else to ask
>>572937909gutsGAWD
>>572937628that's it
>>572929269Join Haythere.Please put /uma/ in your bio before applying.
>>572937764nta and not jp player but all the JP teams I kept seeing on xitter before had Tamamo card I think you shouldn't skip her
>>572937960who the fuck is john
>>572937952Its 4 guts 2 wit, I really see no point to running speed or power cards on unity nishino
M-my trainee uploaded an embarrassing video of me dancing to UmaTok! It's fucking over!
>>572937960bwo...
>>572937924>Gentildonna is not top meta anymoreBased
>>572937909>855 witthis is winning? wtf
>>572937909your nishino is a little retarded
>>572937960Can't believe all of Haythere quit
>>572937764You can skip her if you have Ardan but Tama is the power generalist for a while
>>572938054What do you think wit does, openbwo?
>>572938054Are you retarded? Try building a 6 wit card 1300/1800 uma and see how that goes
Any cute Fine, Still, or Doberposters here?
never forgetSPEEDPOWERSTAMINA
early charming btw
>>572938127?????are we pretending that this thread hasnt been saying that unless you cap wit you're bricked for the past week
>>572938054She acts as a pseudo front with groundwork and early accels and if 2 umas overtake her laterace she proccs ult+oguri ult+dueling and the +1200 power speed buff and rapes most umas
>>572937060I just use a towel and wash it once a month
over 600 wit is unnecessary
>>572938227Shit uma
brick-182 has a spot open for anons who want a chill and comfy A+ club 25mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/ club ID: 835612678
>Speed is your uma's ability to go faster>Stamina is your uma's ability to last a race>Power is your uma's ability to go faster faster>Wit is your uma's ability to think better>Guts is your uma's ability to ???????
>>572938391cuties
>>572938478you get a homestretch haste, sometimes
>>572938478To take my dick fully of course
>>572938478Never give up!
>>572938391>A+
>>572938478Bump into other umas.
>>572937924>and that Cingray Oguri too if you don't want to lose that one Arima CM.
>>572938259poor you bwo, another victim struck by gaslight dancer
>>572938478determination to never give up
>>572937924Gentildonna isn't top meta but she's still good. >Cingray Oguri too if you don't want to lose that one Arima CMLolLmao even
Which Groove will grove more? Right has better mid race for higher chance to proc unique/carry over, but left has better stats/greens/sprint S
>comfy A+ club>25mil every month
>>572938520more like an occasional triumphant pulse
>>572937924oguri was a literal scam
I can't stop bursting purples on wit
>>572938478Hold my children
>>572937960it would be pretty cute to be just two on a club
>>572938716weird uma
>>572938705The one that will groove more is the one you test in the lobbies. Go on now.
>>572938705oh wait discard that, left one doesn't have OYL? maybe i checked the wrong one or copied wrong...
>>572938171Thank you Tucker-san for the reminder.
>>572938705I like the left one more.
>>572938716that's a parent run a dayor 3 ace runs a dayit's really not hard
>>572938831Symboli Kris Sex
>>572938876Oh yes!
>>572938478TO NEVER GIVE UP
>>572938732>Here's cingray oguri!!!>She's a premium Uma so get her now before you can only get her if you get spooked or reruns!!!>She's absolutely shit at the singular track she was built for, you're also better of running any Uma in any other track >She's also shit as a parent!>Release staygold a week later who is literally a requirement if you ever want to run any latest/ends and is a permanent late/end parent since it works on any track, also premium >So necessary she already had reruns and have been in multiple scam gacha poolsWhat the actual fuck did cygames mean by this
so uhh how do we get stamina in ogc
>>572937924I already have 2 Oguris. I want to give some other umas a chance to shine by that point. I want a copy of Gentil since Wedding Gentil is late.Chrono is meta but she appears too early in my pull plan cant risk deviating from my plans
>>572938929Indeed!
>>572938705>>572938834Here's fixed pic, compare now
>>572938990Also stay gold is actually still a decent regular Uma as well too, can also be run on pretty much any track
>>572938992Creek and sparksYou have a Creek, right?
surely the japanese dont actually take the pvp seriously
>>572939040think right is better but idk if you have the stam for full throttle.
>>572939125Why wouldn't they? Because they don't know what's coming?
do you guys really post your umas in /uma/ and let anons blindly judge your umas
>>572939191because it is obviously a full on scam with cygames current balance level?
>>572939240Hate to break it to you but they still do take it seriously.
>>572939230https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11723817
she's just a friend Falco
>>572939308amazing
>>572939240>my shitty oshi sucks so pvp is a meme
Think I'll take a lil nap before reset. Cant wait to race my brown wife in unity again
>>572939230and what if I do desu no?
>>572939005What's the point of hoarding for so long if you are not going to pull more?
>>572939230
>>572939325Wedding falco would manifest one zillion dollars in cygames hq just saying
Any A or B+ with a free spot?
the strongest BIG brother
>>572939357>againGo back >>572914974
>>572939449Cretin
>>572939395SHUT THE FUCK UP CHIYONO
>>572939390I can just redeem them in daily legend races in the future, I am in no hurry. Just need to secure the cards first
>>572937953That is vandalism.
>>572939420>large forehead Not sexy
which uma would actually let you ride them (non sexual) like a horse
>>572937909 Clearly retard strength.
No one plays JP here I don't know why people keep trying to talk about future shit because they can easily just make shit up
>>572939537holy shit ichiban kawaii deathmatch
>>572939537Sachiko ryona
is anime tokai teio ult inherit good now?
>Oguri gets lucky pace>can't hit her accels>loses to the Oguri behind her because she pulsedshould I bring a front
I can only imagine all the Teio Doujins we're missing because of the Yakuza....
>>572939732You should bring a runaway.
>>572939793She's too ugly for porn
im sorry curren im dropping you from my CM team so that i can run team magical flower jetsjust like i have been doing for the past 2 CMs
>>572939805Runaway might work in the 1st 2 rounds but not finals
>>572939793She'd be better if she was not a loli
Which uma would rape you if she found out you had a girlfriend?
>>572939848>loli teamFuck off
>>572939830>I'm a professional dick sucker Thanks for the blog post?
>>572939848>loli teamFuck on
>>572939971curren chan...
I don't even have my oshi... lol...
Glittering Star any good this cm? got the hints from inspo
>>572940131lol...
>>572940134Lol no
>>572939951
>>572940179hey
>>572939537bap
i have had the absolutely shittiest luck getting even a single distance spark, let alone doublethis'll have to do
>Turf S>Speed/Power/Wit all over 1200>Finish with 2912 skill points>Go to buy skills>Not a single one of my cards finished its chainwhy is this allowed
>>572939984Ugly loli
>turn 3 charmingShould I just give up now
It feels so good to click trainings again...
>>572939984I'll back you up anon: Tokai Teio is a pretty and sexy girl.
>>572940570What's fun about training is that when you tap the training button, your horsegirl trains, and then she gets better. And you don't have to wait a lot. There are big numbers and she is cute. Training.
>>572940593>ignoring Nishino
>>572923024woahhh I got gaped so hard, congrats!
bros, twitter gives me umas that are not even Umas https://x.com/i/status/2072984364196249875
>>572940724
>>572929656
>>572940871Bloomers are so lewdI want to sniff them.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA
>>572940185>challenges homewrecker rudolf>loses offscreen
Ohnononononono umabros? Umapiss??!?
>>572941031STINKY DOBER FEET
>>572941031You're a disgusting little freak. Anyone ever told you that before?
my hand smells like pee
>>572940945shorts can be sexy too
>>572941031>>572941078
>>572941136
>>572940768>I want to be a voice actor for UmamusumeSee, anons, people do want to be an uma.
>>572940967>Kentucky
Kitasan, Fine, and Bakushin didn't finish.
Pedo AND porn hours... yikes.
>>572939537Kitasan would let you ride her anywhere
>>572941397Two of my favorite things
Speed Maru only needs 1LB to work, right?
>>572941397https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11723789
>>572941303Sorry, only keiba onnas get to be uma now
>>572941472ye
Currenposters try too hard to be slutty
what the FUCK are these for?
are buhis for real right now
>>572941380>I may be a tomboy gorilla but at least I'm cute
Chiyofaggot tries too hard to be a thread celeb
>>572941547And you try too hard at being gay you failed sissy homo masculine man
imaginetaiki is pro at milking cows
>>572941620Who doesn't at this point
Another day another 0 pink inspiration
How do we stop straggots from ruining the thread? We love boys here
Curren posters are drama posters not ERPers
>>572941691...Anyone else who isn't attention whoring?
Did they increase chance of low metabolism from glutton event??????I swear I get them like 50% of the time now
>>572941682Amish girls that grew up milking goat give amazing handjobs.
>>572941691umama
>>572941819bro you are just unlucky
>1 star guts 1 star mile 1 star sfv, few whites>reroll sparks>1 star gurs 1 star sprint 2 star sfv, few whites
>>572941898why do so many newmas have boring ASMR voices
Matikanedigitannhauser
I want to bite Twin Turbo.
>>572941819I am in the same boatBad seed daysWe have had good seed days lately so it was bound to happen
agnes matikaneumama
GameTora doesn't list any affinity changes in the patchnotes.Did they change the parent run thing where you get +3 from matching G1's instead of +1 for all graded races this patch, or is that not in yet?
>>572942212they did
None of the chain event finish in Unity AIEEEEEE
Wait... I need to keep track of G1s on parents now?
You can only respond to this post if you are from the greatest country ever.
>>572942456test
>>572942456Is this true?
Is this good now?
Daily reminder that + spark inspirations cant be used in other scenarios. Why? Because FUCK YOU that's why>t. Cygames
>Taiki passes Oguri>this causes her to activate if losing win>she overtakes me in return
>>572938478I'm not sure but here's some guts training in action
>all ssr chains start early>just need to trigger once more before satsuki sho>they never do>have the best run stats wise>ton of great skills>event chains still do not finishFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST FUCKING KINGU I EVER MADE FUCK YOU BAKUSHIN FUCK YOU KITASAN FUCK YOU FINE MOTION FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU>>572940179FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>572942709
>>572942709MEEK UMANKO
>>572942709by me
Why does this training have fail rate of 0? I thought that only happened on Purple balls
>>572942768Aoi…
Borrow Throne to have higher chance for cards events to finish!
>>572942814read Nakadashi WIT's unique
>>572942814Nakadashi festa unique effect...
>>572942814Festa.
>>572942876>readNo.
>>572942814That's what happens when you GAMBLE BIGLY!
>>572942814>>572942876>>572942878>>572942884>>572942952Nevermind, i remembered Nakayama Festa's unique effect is to make training succeed
>>572942709>used condom>cum coming down her umahole?
>>572942972ran out of condoms
>>572942709I did this
>>572942972out of rubbers
>>572942438But you always needed to?
>>572942709>Tiny wisps of pubesHot af
>>572942967It happened again I think you should invest in Nakadashi
>>572942884No one calls her Festa nigga why do you keep doing this Even the nakadashi posters are more accurate
>>572942456Looks like you need to secure that border a little better burgerbro
>>572943112Nakashima Besta
>>572942598So you cant get the skill at all in unity or you dont get the bonus stats? like inheriting racing spirit power + wouldnt give anything?
>seeing constant assholes with double dominatorI HATE GOLDSHIT
>>572943112I call her Festa too. Get fucked nigger
>>572943108I can't believe they released a card that lets you train every turn with 0 energy
i think i have found the way to 6 wit, basically blue and purp bomb immediately
>>572942456>greatest country ever>education and health care is unaffordable for 90% of the population while Israelis get them for free off your tax dollars
>>572940748>lobby didn't fill upgwo...
>>572943112Nakayama... racecourse?
>>572943348You're right! The hint must mean that we have to go to Nakayama Racecourse!
>>572941898
>>572942456I LOVE TAIKII LOVE AMERICA
dark red stool again
>>572943112>noooooo you need to call Agnes Tachyon Tachyon not Agnes, use her surname>nooooooo you can't call Nakayama Festa by her surname Festawtf is wrong with you autists
>>572942709>4 shots and still asleepShe's pretending.
>>572943493did you eat hot cheetos
>>572939951>cum bucket>still in cope
>>572943425>>572943295Dog, don't bully the mentally handicapped, they won't even notice you doing that.
>>572943493we dying of cancer?
>>572933268The things we do to not get raped during breeding season.
>>572943493did you eat blueberries?
>>572942456That whore doesn't represent my country.
>free it's on and burning SPD means any uma can get good mid race>bakushin spd borrow means any one can gamble on turbo sprint and ignited pwr>its sprint anyway so literally any one can windare i say... oshi CM?
We should call her Chan
>>572942709UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>572943628No one said Taiki represented SEA.
>>572943628Copium.
>>572943680>Kentuckian
>>572943641>using spd Bakushin instead of guts
>>572943765OH MY BALLS
>>572942598Is this true or is this another sloptuber lie
Uhhh... Is this IC?
>>572943810*agemasens you*
>>572943765>western artist
>>572943771Kentucky likes to fucky
>>572943883Fuku is an orange retard but she didn't do anything you said
>>572943949>implying her father will allow it
>>572943978That's a big ass horse
>>572944003She's not a retard she's just moderately stupid
What the fuck is a kilometer?????????
>>572944003She ruined Mambo
>>572944003Matikanefukukitaru isn't retarded.
>>572943641yea my oshis are curren chan, nishino flower and uuuhhhh
>>572944101around 1000 yards
>Europoors dying under heat because they can't even have AC trying to insult Freedomland
>>572943641I always use my oshi
>>572944154
>>572944003Don't compare FKK to Trump. FKK may be stupid but she's not an outright evil malicious conman like Trump is who takes advantage of a two digit average IQ voter base.
>>572943856She doesn't learn dominator
>>572943856I need umas catfighing over a trainer
>>572943641Yes, and my oshis are Taiki Shuttle, Nishino Flower, and Curren Chan.
>>572944190>filenameQuit being a Taikifag
>>572944190>filenameKeep being a TaikiCHAD
>>572944190>Germans once again ruining Euro imagesomeone please nuke that country
it just rained in sweepypore...im saved...*humidity hits 80%*AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572944190the heatwave is over
>>572944190One day Europeans will invent Home Depot and be able to build homes that they can put AC units into.
I'm doing Marvelous!
>>572944396Frogs and Bongland are the 2 most made fun of countries for not having ACs tho
>>572944190BIG AMERICANTIDDIES
I can't win Meek's challenges
>>572944190can I see taiki 6
>>572944190heat?
>>572944597>jobbing to this
I wish aphrodisiacs were real
I really hate how we can't retry goal races that we don't need to win in unityIt's not my fucking fault that my 480 stam Shakur got 7L'd by a 280 stam Rice Shitter with CooldownI did everything right and the game deliberately fucks me over and I can't do anything about it
>>572944190bwo its only 27C now.its gonna be hot af again on CM day tho.
slurrrrp
>>572944927Meek's aura is bad smell actually she hasn't bathed in WEEKS
You're My Trainer
>>572944938Super Creek is super cutedon't die of heatstroke euro creek brothe others can tho
>>572943883AND THEN THERE IS this ANON
>>572944936because it doesn't matter unless your uma has a secret that requires being undefeated2-3 on every stat is literally nothing
How consistent is GL compared with buffed Unity?
>>572945081Let the hagfag die
huh????i thought the speed cap is at 1800?
>>572945101for a moment i thought he was talking about fuku
>>572945127You have to keep track over notes or something. Have to rewatch playthrough, but clicking on blueballs and purpleballs seems easier>>572944190Why are Euros retarded dying over heatwave again when us SEA have ACs running.
>>572945049
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>>572945101he's not wrong
>>572945135smartest Bakushin player
>>572944113Lowkey true
>>572945135are you retarded, your cap is literally right there on the image
>>572945230tell me nigger
>>572945135your supposed to increase the cap or something
...
I don't think it's possible to die from heat if you have drinking water
>>572945217AIEEEEEE
>>5729441901. What the fuck are you babbling about, SEATard that pretends to be a mutt? The heat wave vanished back on Monday.And no, 29C is not a heatwave, that's a normal summer.2. Euros are able to survive (or not, in the case of retards going swimming, or old people) 105F, while mutts have to cower in their ACd homes.You can split this argument in both retarded directions.>>5729443963. What the fuck are YOU talking about? France got hit the worst, hitting 110F or some shit in the south, thousands dying. Not to mention Britain which is being CONSTANTLY made fun of, all the more so now days with the shit show of a lefty state they got.
>>572945271lol!!!!!!
How is heatstroke real lmao like nigga just take a bath
>>572945281how?
>>572945314https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet-bulb_temperature
>>572945127if you wanna make good umas most runs will quit out by classic summer due to getting the wrong songs offered, both MANT and buffed aoharu are lower than GL in terms of raw play time required to produce something reasonable
>>572944927I thought Super Meek was stronger than this before the update dropped... Is there yet another URA update that truly make her formidable?
I'm gonna buy a 120 dollar glass mousepad with a anime girl on it tomorrow
>>572943883Defending Israel is more important than Goymericans being able to afford gas and groceries.
>>572945190>Why are Euros retarded dying over heatwave again when us SEA have ACs runningTheir government is sending police in to physically remove ACs. Its a communism/socalism thing. If your neighbor doesn't have it, you don't get to have it either.
>>572945081I have AC, so don't worry.
>>572945390dunno look it up
>>572945314Heat lowers your blood pressure, which is a lethal hazard for people with heart problems, aka FATS (mutts) and old people. Drinking water isn't all there is to it, far fucking from it. Then there is people that die by DROWNING while swimming in 100+F heat
>>572945390If you keep training Speed there's a chance you trigger breakthrough and increase max speed. It's RNG though but at least you're gaining power anyway
>>572945432it is the literal beginning scenarioit is not meant to be super hard brosuper meek still washes a lot of worse players
>>572945119it matters for parents you silly fool
>>572945389Even brazilians know this trick, yuros really do anything but take a bath
>>572945389I fucked my back up at basic training and while in the medbay about 3/4 of the other people there were heat casualties. Some people just aren't built for it
>>572944190They did not like this post.
>>572944863she allow it
>>572945423>brown umaEw
>>572945127Not as consistent but non-GL umas WILL get mogged by 1600 cap GL speed
UH OH EUROMELTY
>>572945506trueidk just don't use a bad deck
i wouldnt care for "hurdur europoors" post if they came from ACTUAL americans not half-blood or sea/sa tards roleplaying as americans
>>572945504THE LIMIT IS RNG?.??????this dogshit game gets shitter by every minute
>>572945554
>>572945474What kind of retard dies from onsen, are white people are this fragile?
I just pressed Give Up instead of Save & Exit by mistake
>>572944190mind you, their "heat wave" is barely mid 80s
>>572945425>if you wanna make good umas most runs will quit out by classic summer due to getting the wrong songs offeredI heard GL is a luckfest but it's that bad huh
>>572945664Tosen Jordan
Well, chuddies? Are you ready to admit that climate change and global warming is real now?
>>572945474going for a swim and drowning isn't dying from heat.
>>572945593kill every amerishitgod i hate you subhumans
new day in 5 then we can go back to playing the game
>>572944190>American power grids dying under 0.5cm of snow
>>572945720Eurohours are the worst here but you guys aren't ready for that conversation yet
>>572944936deserved for training Sh*k*r
>>572945697I was told by 70 year old politicians (who are now dead) with vested interests in the oil and gas industry, that climate change isn't real. I was smart enough to believe them!
ALRIGHT BOYS, IMMA GO OUT IN THIS HEAT WAVE AND BUY SOME FOODWISH ME LUCK ON THIS JOURNEY!>>572945650 >>572945712read(watch) more manga>>572945675>105+ is not a heat wave
>>572945760I already have mine at URA final and there will be no game
>>572945615Ugly as fuck
>>572945783amerishit are the worst and ruin everything but you guys aren't ready for that conversation yet
>>572945763>not having a generator
>>572945763That's just Texas bwo
>>572944190Europoors malding at this post lol
any reason why parents can't be done through unity? is it really just for the skills that the happy meek challenges give in ura?
>>572945901>the biggest and best coolest part of america can't deal with a bit of snowwhat a JOKE LMAO
>>572945823>105+ is not a heat waveThat's like half of our desert states. But it's a low humidity heat so it's not as bad as it sounds. Just drink water and get a wide brim hat.
>>572945979I'm not sure if you're aware but it's 90% desert there and never snows. And it's also not the biggest coolest part
>>572945823lollmao even
>>572945971Who said you can't? Everyone and their dog can reach SS rank now for those sweet upgraded white sparks
power cap is higher than speed capdogshit game
I'd rather die in a heatwave than die for Israel
>>572945823105 is just regular summer in my country, whats this white fragility being posted here>>572945971You actually can
ITS A NEW DAY!enough /pol/ tard baiting and autismGO BACK TO PLAYING ZE GAME!
>>572945979Texas is a fucking joke. Everyone wears a cowboy hat no matter what. You can ride a gay bike to work and it's still madatory to wear cowboy boots and a stetson.
no one will know that im from sea while the anglos duke it out between themselves
>>572946115HISHI AMASEXOOOO
>>572946085wasn't it the consensus during rhe firsr day of the buffs that ura is for parent farming while unity is for aces?or did i miss a post/thread or two?
>every time the topic of air conditioning comes up, everyone loses their mindsWhy does this happen so often?
I'm so fucking cold bros...
>>572946098Because you are using power sparks
>>572946159>sweepywe knowwe don't care
>>572946185Overheating does that to a person. Look what hot sweaty umas do.
>>572946185mutts have a third world tier educationseatards/satards fuel the flame for funsieseurochuds and mutts falls for for itsea/satards naturally play for both sides
Remember to NOT GIVE sashes to your club members!
>>572946158I think you're thinking of Nashville
How do I increase my archive level?
Aiiiiieee old hag jumpscare
I want to have sexI want to cuddle after sexI want to matter to someoneUltimately I want sex
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>572946178There are valuable skills to get from URA as sparks, like racing spirit stamina/power/wit. Once you have those on your own great grandparent, you're free to loop them on unity
>>572946290
>>572945979I thought Kentucky was the cool place because a lot our umas are from there, not Texas. I want to visit it one day, eat KFC and watch the horses.
who is more evilcurren or laurel?
>>572946392haha crybaby
>>572946294You're suffering from SEA/SA Derangement Syndrome I'm afraid
>buy a cooling machine out of desperation>heat wave is goneMOTHERFUC-IT'S A NEW DAY MY SHOES FUCK
I'm from eu and my country gives tax bonuses if you buy ACgenuinely wtf is wrong with krauts
>>572946407There's kinda fuck all to do in Kentucky though
>>572946361i see...
>>572946305Nashville is bad. But trust me, I've seen Prius cars driven by guys wearing cowboy hats in Dallas. Steers and queers state
>>572946407Bwo do not visit Kentucky
the sashes were quite funny 2 days ago, but surely, we can stop requesting them now right...
>>572946141>gorillafagNeck yourself, faggot
>>572946451Umama... you dumb bitch
My motivation to do well the next CM is to see these big badonkers bouncing at the finish line as much as possible
Hey
>>572946407
>>572946553UH OH TRANNY MELTYYYYYYY
>>572946431>implyinglaurel is a sweet, innocent girl, mind youthe succubusposters here have twisted her image to fit their wet dreamsthe real laurel is as prim and proper as her victory club upperclassman, Sakura Bakushin O, when it comes to trainer/trainee boundaries
>>572946431She'll steal your essence
>>572946451We can make the heat go up again...
>>572946318By playing umas you haven't played yet
okay URA is dogshit for parent farmingback to unity I go1* wit rerolled to 1* guts btw
>>572946701Nooooooo..........
>>572946523I spent 150 tennosho kikuka sashes on bigmac, golshi and commander spe shorry!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa my Taiki borrow is being raped again>>572946746URA is for grandparents anon (to give you Racing Spirit Stam/Power)
>>572946775Onahole
thanks I guess
>>572946663>boyuma
heatwavefags need to learn a thing or two from le ichiban
>>572946469>>572946482is that bad or what?
>>57294640780% of the american horses are weebs of some kind
EVERYONE IS CRINGE but Italy
>getting 900k for the first time with my old and busted day 1 MANT umas in TTI think the returning cuties are just shoving their shiny new UG umas in TT without thinking
>>572946469if everyone fucks in kenticky, why are you still a vrigin playing a game with anime girl titties?
>>572946853If you're going to make the effort to come all the way to the US there are millions of better places to go to. Personally I'd go to Santa Anita or Belmont for horse racing
>>572946902bro how is heat death real LOL just eat some icecream retard lmaooooooooooooooooooo
>>572946853No it's not bad but like... there's nothing to do really. Like what do you plan on doing once you're there?
>>572946230It's -3°C at night here
>>572944454lovely uma behaviour
>>572946407being born/conceived outside of japan, does not make "not japanese"what matters is where you grew up, and the culure you absorbed through your environment. hence, why there is no reason to plaster her birthplace in front of her, when her citizinshio lies solely on the great land of nihon
>>572946453>buy one of those portable ACs with the hose>stick it in a window>stay coolIt's literally that easy
>>572947041They could put ice in their drinks.IT COSTS NOTHING TO MAKE
>>572947085>t. Grass Wonder
wuth tge new spark rerolls, how kany careers does it take you to get a 3* stam or power grandparent?
>>572946407East Kentucky is literally the poorest place in America
>>572947085
>>572947201Anon?
>>572947140Narita Top TITS
>it took 128 rollsrip my carrotsi hate this gamenow how do i trainer her and on which race type do i put her in?
>>572947085thanks for the input, Grass.
ALERTKEB AS LOGGED IN
>>572947201holy fuck i think my hands had a stroke. i'll ask better next thread
>>572947261you dontnormal goldship is better
>>572947261>now how do i trainer her and on which race type do i put her in?Why don't you know these things already if you're pulling for her?
>>572946902The problem right now in France is that ACs and fans are out of stock everywhereA retailer announced they would sold cheap ACs and people waited since 4am then fought in the store to get their dogshit low-end AC. I have one of these store nearby but apparently they were already sold out before 9am.https://x.com/oumsedia69/status/2072602594736836977/
>>572947213>Kita raping 200 mares and counting Guess I'll stop using her
>>572947317THE KING IS BACK!!!!
>>572946110basedcouldnt be americans
>>572947261130 rolls is literally the average GWO
>>572947085Grass...I know this is a funpost but this is a legit mindset difference for new world vs old world countries
>>572947317Wtf his sentence got reduced?
Shit pink but I almost missed this just because I didn't feel like rerolling because my looping spark did not fire
>do paid 50 carat pull>long loading screen>rainbow gate>...This is not Golshi with a gun
>>572947317>he joined a /v/ club
>>572947213Cucktrail...
>>572947317>stalking a literal whomutt mentality
>>572947492i always get hard seeing this oguri image because of the comic it's part of.
>>572947317The invite is still in, my liege...
>>572947331coom pulli only know that she is a debuffer but I can’t even build normal characters that alone never build a debuffer>>572947394i pulled 2 flatshit dober on my way to taiki milkers in 70 rollsinari on first rolli expect one banner girl within 50 rolls or one 3 star at least
>>572947492He was still invited to Mambo too...
>>572947573retard
I'm doing this unless someone stops me, I got her to 3LB a few days ago and I'm tired of holding onto this ticket
>>572947659shes not that good bro
>>572947317WELCOME TO /UMA/ CLUB KEB!
>>572947492He just wants to have a good time...
>>572947643yes u are jew dog>>572947659the notification is really annoying still holding mine as well
>>572947362197*we are past the horse breeding season for the northern hemisphere, so he won't get anymore this year unless some owner from the southern hemisphere flies their mare to japan or they send him somewhere down there>>572947505He will get more mares after they lower the price because 18 mil Yen for an unproven sire when other sons of the same grand sire are available at better prices is just lol, lmao level
>>572947659anon, MANT is deadyou can't use that card in any other scenariostop... onegai...
>>572947659you missed the card's time, you will never need it again, why bother
>>572947572>invite IMMEDIATELY rejected after this postHOW MANY BETRAYALS CAN MAMBO TAKE????
>>572947536Sauce?
>>572947573Just shove her in long TT with as much reliable gold skills as you can
>>572947659Do plan to MLB Tachyon? If yes then don't
Do you just buy everything in the daily shop now?
>>572947725>>572947735To be honest I just saw that she was in the UE Pasa deck and now I want to do that>>572947765Anon...
>>572947789lol no, only the star pieces, the clock and the ice creamshoes if they are dirt shoes
>>572947659Literally a 0LB Vodka or Yeppers is better
>>572947824nigga wait three weeks and UEs will be a dime a dozen
>>572947739Mambo's century of humiliation has only just begun
>>572947824
>>572947765>he doesn't know
>>572947824that ue card is a rank inflated uma for scoreyou don't need to do that, that's a shit uma only for showing on twitter and discorddon't be silly
>>572947902He used a free rice tho, just a lucky f2p god
What's the bot stalking page on uma.moe? I forgot where it is
>>572947317The one and only mambo danchou, everyone knows the current one is a fraud
Can SGoldshi fire gold green skills?
>>572947317inb4 he joins /uma/ club
>>572947824Holy fuck
>NTR'd by their top earner >NTR'd by the newcuties>Dancho comes back to life >NTRs the club immediately
>>572947742>>572948061activity tab
>>572948084ALBERT EINSTEIN?!
>800 repliesis this the power of killing mant?
GIVE AN OP FOR NEXT BAKE
Sex with Dia chan
>>572948306
>>572947992having three gacha wit cards + fuku MLB is extremely buhi
>>572948115Pigs in China have a comfier life than Europoors
>>572948308would dia even want that?
that wasn't even a pig deck
>>572948306i bounce like this
>>572948357>>572948434>>572948370>>572948402Too slow. Better luck next time!
>>572948420>Fuku>Fine Motion>Nature>MLB CBPiggies are disconnected from reality when even people who buy selectors rarely have more than 3 MLB SSR
>started a borrow run in MANT instead of UnityFUCK
>>572948434>>572948434>>572948434
>>572948461>>572948663kek
>>572948738oh wait,nvm,its the same thread
>inherits Groundwork, Early Lead, and Leader's pride back to back.Holy shit Maru pls
